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Black Scent · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:09
  Testecleese: Time when things are shifting, there could be a new
• 0:19
  Testecleese: who are fake news.
• 0:21
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
• 0:25
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back.
• 0:30
  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
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  Testecleese: I'm gonna
• 0:36
  Testecleese: hello and welcome to episode 278 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:42
  Brian McFadden: Hello, Brian!
• 0:44
  Testecleese: Oh, just 2 guys drinking some beer talking. What's going on?
• 0:47
  Testecleese: Been a pretty loud week, anyway, concerning these trade war stuff going on.
• 0:58
  Testecleese: we'll definitely be getting into that.
• 1:00
  Testecleese: But 1st some follow up stuff.
• 1:04
  Testecleese: Remember those missing soldiers in Lithuania.
• 1:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07
  Testecleese: That they said, We're dead. And they said, No, they're not dead, and.
• 1:10
  Brian McFadden: Now they're dead 3 out of 4 definitely dead.
• 1:14
  Brian McFadden: I found another one where I think I don't know. I know. They found the vehicle, and 3 out of 4, so.
• 1:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I was like, where's the 4th guy? Did he kill the rest of them? And like defect to Russia or something.
• 1:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:25
  Testecleese: Oh, d!
• 1:27
  Testecleese: But it looks like they drowned in a swamp or something right.
• 1:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:32
  Testecleese: That sucks.
• 1:33
  Brian McFadden: Not a good way to go.
• 1:34
  Testecleese: No, no!
• 1:37
  Testecleese: Oh, man
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  Testecleese: and the police in Nashville have released a major report concerning the Covenant School shooting. I haven't had a chance to read all of it yet. But this is the one when the Trans Kid killed the
• 1:51
  Testecleese: Catholic school or the Christian school kids right.
• 1:54
  Brian McFadden: Right. And they chose she. It was a she, I believe, too.
• 1:59
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 2:00
  Brian McFadden: And she chose a school because of its location away from police departments, and it being a Christian school, so they didn't figure many people to have guns.
• 2:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Well, yeah, I mean.
• 2:12
  Testecleese: but they tried to cover all of this up when it went down. I'm sure you remember all that they were like. No, no, no, you know it's like.
• 2:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, cause it didn't fit the narrative.
• 2:21
  Testecleese: Exactly exactly.
• 2:24
  Testecleese: Speaking of David Hogg, man, what a piece of
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  Testecleese: sorry! Just every time these school shootings come up. It reminds me of David Hogg now, because.
• 2:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I know why.
• 2:33
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, he's he's what the president of the Democrat party, or something. The chair or something.
• 2:38
  Brian McFadden: He is like the 3rd vice chair, or something like that, or the second co-chair.
• 2:45
  Testecleese: And he's already been busted, for, like stealing their entire rolodex to fundraise for himself.
• 2:50
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 2:51
  Testecleese: Well, I tell you what that man fits right in with that party, doesn't he?
• 2:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. And luigi Mangione.
• 3:02
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
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  Testecleese: His trial is going to be coming up very soon.
• 3:06
  Testecleese: or maybe I started. I'm not sure that'd be quick if it was. But Pam Bondi is told the prosecutors to seek the death penalty.
• 3:14
  Testecleese: for I guess terrorism or just capital murder. I'm not sure.
• 3:19
  Brian McFadden: I think. Have a murder.
• 3:22
  Testecleese: New York doesn't execute. So this has to be a Federal thing right?
• 3:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:26
  Testecleese: Which makes sense. Why, Pam Bond, he gets to make that decision, I guess. Kind of like what happened in Boston with the Boston bombing.
• 3:33
  Brian McFadden: It, says one of the Federal charges against mangione murder through the use of firearm makes him eligible for the death penalty. Convicted
• 3:42
  Brian McFadden: murder with the use of a firearm.
• 3:45
  Testecleese: So the fact that you used a gun. But if he had stabbed the guy he wouldn't be up for capital penalty. Right? That's
• 3:51
  Testecleese: that seems a little strange to me. But okay, you know I don't make the rules, you know.
• 3:56
  Testecleese: Think of it.
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  Testecleese: You pass all these gun control laws and then you get surprised when something happens with guns right.
• 4:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 4:03
  Testecleese: There you go, Ryan. I don't make the rules. I like that one for a title already.
• 4:07
  Brian McFadden: It's great when one of the 1st ones that get put up there is a winner.
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  Testecleese: Exactly the houthis have fired shot down 3, us reaper drones.
• 4:21
  Testecleese: I I didn't know that they had technology to actually be able to hit one of these drones. I knew they had weapons, but I didn't think they were that sophisticated
• 4:31
  Testecleese: so what's gonna happen here like, well, he's gonna.
• 4:35
  Brian McFadden: We see where trump did a huge strike on their drone base, so.
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  Testecleese: Did you see how he did it?
• 4:42
  Brian McFadden: With big, beautiful bombs.
• 4:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, they used hellfire missiles and f 16 Si think.
• 4:50
  Testecleese: And like the the jets came in and dropped their payload, which blew a hole in the ground. Then the Bunker Buster came in, but like 5 seconds behind that and detonated, I was like, Oh, that's some crazy timing there.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: So yeah, he's still doing his daily airstrikes. But if these guys are gonna keep retaliating.
• 5:12
  Testecleese: I don't know man like we're not gonna go into Yemen, are we
• 5:17
  Testecleese: with like soldiers? I don't think.
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  Brian McFadden: Aren't we already in there.
• 5:22
  Testecleese: I don't know. Honestly.
• 5:24
  Testecleese: According to Joe Biden, we didn't have X loaders anywhere in the world under him right?
• 5:29
  Testecleese: He also said that nobody died too, but.
• 5:31
  Brian McFadden: Right he forgot about when we he evacuated Afghanistan in the dead of night.
• 5:37
  Testecleese: Yeah. 13 soldiers died, soldiers and airmen.
• 5:42
  Testecleese: Okay, even Bill Maher.
• 5:46
  Testecleese: He's so far behind the times in general.
• 5:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:49
  Testecleese: But even Bill Maher has given Npr. A hard time for saying that they're completely unbiased. He's like, are you out of your mind?
• 5:58
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 5:59
  Brian McFadden: It's amazing how, as he gets older, he seems to get more conservative.
• 6:03
  Brian McFadden: You know. You can't really call him a full blown conservative, but he's definitely moving
• 6:08
  Brian McFadden: to the center of the of the Dems. Now, again.
• 6:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. And the thing is, he's so far behind what's going on that he's you know what I mean like now, he's realizing this stuff that we've been saying on this show for years.
• 6:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Like, the Covid stuff's a prime example. He's come out talking about Covid. It's almost certainly a lab week. Are you kidding me? You're nuts that you don't think it was.
• 6:34
  Brian McFadden: Late a dollar shorter.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly like
• 6:38
  Testecleese: you went and boned us all and called us all a bunch of lies. Conspiracy theorists. And now you're like, Oh, no, they were probably right.
• 6:44
  Testecleese: like, what else did they lie to you about?
• 6:48
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus, I'm getting update from something, and I'm sharing my, but ding dings to everybody.
• 6:54
  Brian McFadden: I don't hear it.
• 6:56
  Testecleese: That's good.
• 6:57
  Testecleese: Excellent! I thought you guys could get that alright. Well.
• 7:01
  Testecleese: remember, we were talking about the
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  Testecleese: basically like a city underneath the pyramids.
• 7:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:07
  Testecleese: Well. Apparently they found 2 almost life-size sculptures during an excavation in Pompeii Italy, like from Vesuvius.
• 7:15
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 7:17
  Testecleese: That's pretty cool, I thought.
• 7:21
  Testecleese: And even more crazy is now the finding proof of an ancient garden in Jerusalem, near where Jesus Christ crucified and buried
• 7:27
  Testecleese: the United States claims to have used what do they call it? Not astral projection, like when you can see things in your mind far away.
• 7:37
  Testecleese: The Us. CIA is saying that they found the ark of the Covenant this way, and it's hidden somewhere like underneath Russia.
• 7:43
  Brian McFadden: Some people call it Lsd.
• 7:45
  Testecleese: Yes, that's what I was thinking, too. It sounds like an Mk ultra project. Huh?
• 7:52
  Brian McFadden: We must have the good stuff with him.
• 7:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, right? You selling that stuff, or what? Now, how do I get this job?
• 8:00
  Testecleese: I know it's true.
• 8:01
  Brian McFadden: I I volunteer.
• 8:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 8:05
  El Guapo: I do a recreational purpose, but I need a waiver.
• 8:09
  Testecleese: I I don't want to get in trouble for this.
• 8:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, just.
• 8:13
  Brian McFadden: I just do it for the government. Okay, testing purposes only.
• 8:20
  Testecleese: You guys, you you are a hockey fan, Brian. Obviously I don't know about you. Guapo.
• 8:25
  El Guapo: No, I mean I'll go watch it, but then I'll be good.
• 8:29
  Testecleese: Ovechkin, a Russian hockey player in the Nhl has tied the great ones, records record for all time. Goals scored.
• 8:37
  Brian McFadden: That's crazy.
• 8:38
  Testecleese: That's I thought that was never gonna be broken.
• 8:42
  Testecleese: Ovention did have several more years than Gretzky played, though.
• 8:45
  El Guapo: Now.
• 8:46
  Testecleese: But yeah, so next goal he scores. He's going to break the record. And Gretzky is actually excited because he's been like mentoring this guy for like a decade, you know.
• 8:54
  Brian McFadden: Wow! Nice.
• 8:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's pretty pretty badass.
• 8:58
  Testecleese: Something that went on Aaron Aaron, judge maybe, for on the Yankees is approaching a babe. Ruth. Record, too.
• 9:07
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 9:08
  Testecleese: But yeah, normally, we don't talk a lot of sports, but these are records that have stood for a long time. And we're we're insane, you know.
• 9:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 9:16
  Testecleese: You know you need a little bit of good news every now and then, because all we do is bitch and complain about what's happening in the world, you know.
• 9:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 9:23
  Testecleese: Sad day. Val Kilmer has died.
• 9:27
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's been battling with throat cancer forever, and you could see it in the in the last top gun, you know.
• 9:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, in Maverick. Yeah.
• 9:34
  El Guapo: David.
• 9:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was.
• 9:36
  El Guapo: The black hair ain't good in the movie.
• 9:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 9:40
  Testecleese: Thought it was awesome that he even did the movie. You know what I mean.
• 9:43
  Brian McFadden: Right. He figured he must have thought it would probably be the last thing he did. So he went ahead and did it, but there was no reason for him to do it.
• 9:52
  Testecleese: No, it didn't got it.
• 9:53
  Testecleese: Need to, but you know.
• 9:55
  El Guapo: Yeah. They outranked him over Tom Cruise as an admiral and stuff.
• 10:00
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, it's because Tom Cruise left the the Navy right, and then no, there's his character left.
• 10:05
  El Guapo: No, they're both in the Navy. He was a captain, but he just he wouldn't keep flying. He didn't want to stop flying.
• 10:10
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, I might said he had left and come back.
• 10:14
  El Guapo: No, once he made Admiral. He was not allowed to fly
• 10:18
  El Guapo: because of the risk and stuff, so.
• 10:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're too valuable.
• 10:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, so he's like, no, I'm a captain.
• 10:25
  El Guapo: Oh, for those on them all the branches are full. Bird. Oh, 7.
• 10:30
  Brian McFadden: Personal.
• 10:31
  Testecleese: Colonel, yeah.
• 10:32
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 10:33
  Testecleese: current. Yeah, yeah, there you go, exactly. And I it always gets me. They say, full bird what the fuck is a half a bird. There's no other bird.
• 10:40
  El Guapo: Just yesterday.
• 10:42
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, it's because it's almost Spread Eagle, you know.
• 10:46
  Testecleese: Oh, no, if you're gonna say
• 10:47
  Testecleese: something, we say full board, Captain, does that tell me that it's an O. 6, and not necessarily the commanding officer of a vessel.
• 10:55
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Yeah, but the but, colonels, you're not a colonel, because you command the unit, you know.
• 11:01
  Testecleese: like it's an actual, only a pay grade, but.
• 11:04
  El Guapo: Really.
• 11:05
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 11:07
  Brian McFadden: Because then maybe you can have a commander. That's also a captain.
• 11:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, or your CEO might be lower than or higher than, depending on
• 11:16
  El Guapo: 3 or 3 depends on the size of the ship.
• 11:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, you want a frigate or an aircraft carrier. You know what I mean.
• 11:23
  El Guapo: PC. Pcs are like a navy seal.
• 11:25
  Brian McFadden: That's a lieutenant.
• 11:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, we got these little gun boats exactly.
• 11:30
  El Guapo: But then you got a carrier which sometimes could be a full berg, or
• 11:35
  Testecleese: And admiral.
• 11:36
  El Guapo: Admiral or rear, rear, half staff, rear, end, lower, Admiral. Some shit like that.
• 11:43
  Testecleese: Lower half and yeah upper half
• 11:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 11:46
  Testecleese: Usually the commodore and control the entire battle group at the same time, you know.
• 11:52
  Testecleese: I've never heard of this kid, this Youtube guy think Guapo shared it. Michaela! Oh, my God! Very
• 12:01
  Testecleese: Eastern European name in Arizona.
• 12:05
  Brian McFadden: This one.
• 12:06
  Testecleese: Oh, you did. Okay. So tell me what
• 12:08
  Testecleese: what this dumbass did, and why.
• 12:11
  Brian McFadden: Try to go to one of the islands that's forbidden because of the locals on the ingenious people, and and he tried to take a boat ashore and give them.
• 12:24
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember what he tried to give him, but.
• 12:26
  Testecleese: Tried to contact him, that.
• 12:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. He tried to contact them, and some local fishermen called it in, and he's been arrested.
• 12:34
  El Guapo: Do.
• 12:35
  El Guapo: Ugh! This is, I bet he's a left, too, because there's some
• 12:40
  El Guapo: tribes that you leave alone. You know.
• 12:43
  Brian McFadden: This is a a tribe that killed a Us. Missionary back in the day.
• 12:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, this is like they're still stuck in the like. ancient.
• 12:53
  Testecleese: Primitive.
• 12:53
  El Guapo: Yeah. Primitive style, you know. You just leave them alone, you know you don't interrupt them.
• 12:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, they got spears, you know what I mean, and you know, make all the.
• 13:02
  Brian McFadden: Also, some of the countries are also trying to like, maintain history.
• 13:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 13:12
  Testecleese: Guys are dying of, because these folks are dying of absolutely curable diseases.
• 13:16
  El Guapo: They let them let them be dude. It's like straight up.
• 13:19
  Brian McFadden: On the island for 5 min, collecting samples and recording video footage, but did not make any contact with indigenous people.
• 13:29
  El Guapo: Because there's a cannibals that buy India. And there's the Amazon people, too.
• 13:33
  Brian McFadden: Goes by Neo Oreolianus on Youtube.
• 13:38
  Brian McFadden: He's also got a 6 part video series where he traveled through Taliban, controlled Afghanistan.
• 13:43
  El Guapo: Dumbass.
• 13:45
  Testecleese: Oh, that is, that's pretty ballsy. Let's be real.
• 13:48
  El Guapo: No, just you're just dumbass. Why.
• 13:51
  Brian McFadden: He's a youtuber, making his money on.
• 13:53
  El Guapo: No, you used to be in a fucking. Yeah.
• 13:56
  Brian McFadden: Navigator.
• 13:57
  Brian McFadden: People are watching the because he's doing it, you know. He's making money.
• 14:01
  Brian McFadden: Then they need to get arrested. And then Ed.
• 14:05
  El Guapo: Because.
• 14:05
  Testecleese: He's lucky he didn't get killed in Afghanistan.
• 14:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 14:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, definitely.
• 14:09
  El Guapo: You put in like you push in shit that you're not supposed to just leave shit alone, you know.
• 14:15
  El Guapo: Is it like.
• 14:15
  Testecleese: Family.
• 14:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like the guy going through Japan. Oh, so there's this guy. They're going to Japan instigating all the Japanese people.
• 14:23
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 14:24
  El Guapo: Well, he ended up in North Korea, and what he did. He show a live video with his cell phone.
• 14:31
  Testecleese: Oh no!
• 14:31
  El Guapo: The little app that him and another woman they were making. You know how you take a picture of 2 people making. They start making out.
• 14:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, sure.
• 14:39
  El Guapo: Well in South Korea that's pornographic.
• 14:44
  Testecleese: Terrific!
• 14:44
  El Guapo: So he he's doing live stream, so he's making money for it. So now he's
• 14:52
  El Guapo: It's like a revenge Porn in a way, by making profit for money.
• 14:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, you took advantage of the person like.
• 14:59
  El Guapo: Image to take money. So in a pornographic way.
• 15:03
  Brian McFadden: So now he's going to jail for like.
• 15:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, now he's facing obscenity laws, right?
• 15:07
  El Guapo: Yeah. So like, that's the culture over there, because you could show me the over here like, Okay, whatever you know. But over there, like you. Kissing is like bad to do in South Korea.
• 15:19
  El Guapo: You're doing private.
• 15:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, something you do a little in private, exactly.
• 15:22
  El Guapo: Is Fred.
• 15:23
  Testecleese: What is it?
• 15:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:24
  Testecleese: Look at some of these Islamic faiths with you know the women.
• 15:28
  Testecleese: You're not even allowed to see their eyes. They have like a mesh over their eyes.
• 15:32
  Brian McFadden: I've never seen them.
• 15:35
  Testecleese: Very, very orthodox.
• 15:36
  El Guapo: You're not even allowed to sit next to them and show you so bottle bottle on your shoes to them, because.
• 15:43
  Testecleese: 50.
• 15:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:44
  Testecleese: That means that you're beneath me.
• 15:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 15:47
  El Guapo: So hey, pretty soon in England is going to be like that.
• 15:52
  Testecleese: Oh, no kidding England's getting real crazy with the censorship laws.
• 15:55
  El Guapo: Have you watched Sargar the last bit? When he came to America?
• 16:00
  Testecleese: The the one when he was dressed up as a civil war. General.
• 16:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, you watch that.
• 16:05
  Testecleese: I did.
• 16:06
  El Guapo: No, he's like he. He was talking about America's how we are like.
• 16:11
  El Guapo: you know what? Compared to other countries like you, right? But.
• 16:14
  Testecleese: Just, you know.
• 16:14
  El Guapo: Other State.
• 16:15
  Testecleese: He was like, you guys are nice, happy.
• 16:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, he is like, he's like, yeah, bump into people like you in the city. Of course, you're gonna act that way. You know.
• 16:25
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 16:25
  El Guapo: But when you get to like Southern style, Southern, you know.
• 16:29
  Testecleese: He? He came to West Virginia.
• 16:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, West Virginia. He went to Austin, Texas, too.
• 16:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. He went to West Virginia to actually be on tim Pool show.
• 16:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 16:38
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, his company, Timcast, now has a White House credential press pass stuff.
• 16:44
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 16:45
  Testecleese: They send their guy. I can't remember his name.
• 16:48
  Testecleese: We've.
• 16:49
  El Guapo: The guy that with glasses.
• 16:51
  Testecleese: Yeah. The Jewish guy.
• 16:52
  El Guapo: I guess I don't know who I know. He had one guy with glasses and got into argument. He he left, and they kind of replaced with another guy. Look alike like, Wait a minute.
• 17:05
  Testecleese: Well over here. Actually, we also had a ghost hunting incident over here in West Virginia, where juveniles were caught in crossfire because people were firing shots.
• 17:16
  Testecleese: And it was some dispute with like person who lived next door didn't want people like looking for ghosts in this other building.
• 17:22
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 17:23
  Testecleese: And yeah, fired at these people. So this guy fired back. But like they were kids with them.
• 17:27
  El Guapo: Oh! Geez.
• 17:28
  Testecleese: Louise, yeah. Holy crap!
• 17:31
  El Guapo: This, okay, whatever.
• 17:33
  Testecleese: Well, good news here is. The streams are being stocked with the golden trout
• 17:38
  Testecleese: for a big. They call it the Gold Rush. They do every year. It's a fishing tournament, and if you catch.
• 17:42
  Brian McFadden: They!
• 17:43
  Testecleese: I might I might you win all sorts of cool prizes if you actually catch one of these golden trout. So I thought that was pretty cool.
• 17:52
  El Guapo: Little Fish.
• 17:54
  Testecleese: Bring your own.
• 17:56
  El Guapo: See my little yellowfish attached to my fishing pole.
• 17:59
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 18:00
  Brian McFadden: You're good.
• 18:01
  El Guapo: No, it's actually a fish like a toy fish.
• 18:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, I've seen those.
• 18:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, and
• 18:07
  Brian McFadden: We had one on the sailboat for a while.
• 18:09
  El Guapo: Well, I did that for my kids, so they want to like they go fishing with me, but they just catch the same fish.
• 18:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a magnet that grabs you right?
• 18:16
  El Guapo: No, it's like a little rubber fish attached to it.
• 18:19
  Testecleese: Oh, I got some that are like magnets in them that the fit the kids fishing toy.
• 18:23
  El Guapo: No, we go to like a dry pond, and we just like for them to like play around, you know.
• 18:28
  Brian McFadden: Where in the hell do you find a dry pond in Virginia?
• 18:31
  El Guapo: A Norfolk over here. This one in the park.
• 18:33
  Brian McFadden: Excuse me, alright.
• 18:36
  Testecleese: Well, what's going on in Norfolk? Speaking of.
• 18:38
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 18:39
  Brian McFadden: We had. The FBI is talking about this school bus driver that busted a child sex crime case that spanned from Virginia to New York to Alaska.
• 18:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, I guess.
• 18:52
  Brian McFadden: And then Taylor got for 40 year sentence for us.
• 18:57
  Testecleese: Hey? You know what's crazy is. Yeah, he's gonna serve a sentence right. And then, as soon as he gets out the Federal Government, I'm sorry the United States Navy is going to pick him up and put him in prison for being Ua and deserting.
• 19:09
  El Guapo: And.
• 19:09
  Brian McFadden: Never mind.
• 19:10
  El Guapo: To do that.
• 19:11
  Testecleese: The navy will. They won't go get you, but if you get picked up they'll be like, send them on a.
• 19:17
  El Guapo: No doubt when I was getting out they were like, Okay, you don't wanna come back. Here's your paper. We don't care no more. We're not gonna waste resources on you.
• 19:25
  Brian McFadden: Anymore. It's the other way around again.
• 19:28
  El Guapo: Oh, really.
• 19:29
  Brian McFadden: Recruiting's up on all the branches of service. They've got their numbers.
• 19:33
  El Guapo: Okay, no, for a while. It's like, you know what you don't. Wanna you want to go? Here's your paperwork. Dishonorable discharge. Because why are we gonna waste money keeping you up.
• 19:43
  El Guapo: feed you for a while, and you just don't gonna stay. So get out of here, you know.
• 19:47
  Testecleese: Well, that's right. They just put him in prison.
• 19:50
  El Guapo: No, no, even that. Well.
• 19:53
  Testecleese: With the airport
• 19:54
  Testecleese: what actually goes to get you like. If you just take off the Air Force will send someone to your house and go find you.
• 19:59
  Testecleese: Typically, the Navy's just waiting for you to get pulled over. Yeah, it shows up the paperwork that you're a deserter like, oh, they call the Navy up.
• 20:06
  El Guapo: I don't know if I ever told this story back in 2,004.
• 20:09
  Brian McFadden: You were a deserter.
• 20:10
  El Guapo: No, there was an old gentleman like old gray haired dude, like, what what are you doing here like? What's up with him? So we like trying to figure out like, why are you in the navy, you old, you know, when you, when you were like his 8, his twenties.
• 20:25
  El Guapo: he lived entire life. He graduated everything. He got grandkids and everything, but he just had that Ua.
• 20:32
  El Guapo: So he came back to the military to finish his do. His sentence, and whatever.
• 20:37
  Testecleese: It finishes enlistment.
• 20:39
  El Guapo: No, just. The sentence will be in Ua.
• 20:41
  Testecleese: Oh, all right.
• 20:42
  El Guapo: So he like. Instead of being a a fugitive.
• 20:46
  El Guapo: he just want to go through it and let it get like done with the system. But you had an entire life dude. You had grandkids, you know. Yeah.
• 20:53
  Testecleese: You like.
• 20:54
  El Guapo: And everything you just like.
• 20:56
  Testecleese: Wants to get it off his soul.
• 20:58
  El Guapo: He is like fuck. I'm old. Let me finish my, you know, like I don't want to have this on my hanging over my head, you know.
• 21:04
  Testecleese: And remember well, you weigh and dessert. You're not the same thing like you way you can. You can come back and just get in a little trouble, because, like you went home to bury your mom. Yeah.
• 21:15
  El Guapo: Big time.
• 21:15
  Testecleese: Going for 30 days like that. Yup, they're not coming back.
• 21:17
  Testecleese: No, this guy was gone for the entire life, and just came back with gray hair, like. All right.
• 21:23
  El Guapo: But at the same time, like, why waste money on these people? They don't want to be here like whatever we don't have a war, fuck it, just send them dishonable discharge.
• 21:32
  Testecleese: And you know people don't understand how vicious a dishonorable discharge actually is. You can't work at Mcdonald's.
• 21:39
  Brian McFadden: Fast food, restaurants.
• 21:40
  El Guapo: Because Mcdonald's got contract with the military. That's why
• 21:43
  El Guapo: anyone who has a contract with the Federal Government so like you can't even work for Amazon.
• 21:49
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 21:50
  Testecleese: Burger King. You know what I mean. It's like.
• 21:53
  Testecleese: Kfc, it's like, oh, geez! What are you gonna do? You're gonna go to the gas station, I guess.
• 22:00
  Testecleese: Alright and I guess you guys haven't protest out in Hampton Roads about what Tesla or Musk, or.
• 22:06
  Brian McFadden: My doge.
• 22:09
  El Guapo: Hi! I.
• 22:11
  Testecleese: Go ahead!
• 22:13
  El Guapo: The only one I knew about the freaking doge back.
• 22:18
  El Guapo: for the what's the name of the standard
• 22:22
  El Guapo: from here? They were protesting her like, Okay, whatever.
• 22:25
  El Guapo: But I guess the game paid off, because as soon as the clock hit 12 o'clock they just like stopped protesting like, Oh.
• 22:34
  Testecleese: Not getting paid anymore. Off the clock.
• 22:37
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 22:38
  Testecleese: There you go exactly because these folks do. They understand that Elon Musk doesn't actually have any authority.
• 22:44
  El Guapo: Do do. If you get paid by the hour. They don't care. They're just getting work. That's.
• 22:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 22:48
  Testecleese: Well, okay, the average person who's complaining about Elon. Do they understand that he doesn't actually have authority? He recommends stuff to the President, and the President makes a decision.
• 22:57
  Brian McFadden: No, the average person doesn't know that.
• 22:59
  El Guapo: No.
• 23:00
  Testecleese: And I'm sure you heard that they're saying that trump is getting ready to turn Elon back in back.
• 23:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, you know, as a temporary government employee you can only serve a hundred 30 days a year.
• 23:11
  Testecleese: Exactly, that's all I can think people like oh, Trump's finally get it! He's sending them back to the private like. No, his time is up so long.
• 23:19
  El Guapo: Oh, my God! They love it!
• 23:23
  Testecleese: Oh, Elon's losing money every day. He's doing this because he's not running his companies. He's busy.
• 23:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, for free.
• 23:28
  El Guapo: I don't care, but.
• 23:30
  Brian McFadden: Guarantee his companies management, but still gonna be better off if he was floating around more and more present at each one of them.
• 23:39
  Testecleese: What's very interesting about that, too, is, people don't realize that Elon Musk owns less than 13% of Tesla.
• 23:46
  El Guapo: So he's not a CEO, still a CEO.
• 23:48
  El Guapo: He's the CEO, but he's not.
• 23:50
  Brian McFadden: You sold them.
• 23:51
  Testecleese: Majority, shareholder.
• 23:53
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 23:54
  Testecleese: Well. Minnesota owns more shares of Tesla than even.
• 23:58
  El Guapo: Well.
• 23:58
  Testecleese: Does.
• 23:59
  El Guapo: Also share. But, he said, in order to sell your share as a CEO, you had to give an explanation why, and say, I'm gonna purchase this. I think he was invest in X space.
• 24:11
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, no! He was invested in Twitter.
• 24:16
  Testecleese: Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.
• 24:18
  El Guapo: That's why he bought a 20 million dollars twitter, or what was it? 20 bit.
• 24:21
  Testecleese: 44 billion.
• 24:23
  El Guapo: Or something like that.
• 24:24
  El Guapo: So that was the excuse to sell Tesla stocks, because you don't scare nobody else.
• 24:29
  Brian McFadden: Now the company's private, so you don't know how much he's making on X.
• 24:34
  El Guapo: Twitter at yeah. X.
• 24:35
  Testecleese: Don't dead. Name it, man.
• 24:38
  Brian McFadden: I agree.
• 24:38
  Testecleese: Bigoted.
• 24:41
  Testecleese: yeah, it's actually he paid off the loan for that, too, by by having X AI by X.
• 24:48
  El Guapo: What is? Xi.
• 24:50
  Testecleese: It's the AI he's using
• 24:53
  Testecleese: through X, and basically by hooking them directly together, he's taking all the information fire, hosing its way through X to feed his AI algorithm.
• 25:04
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 25:07
  Testecleese: But all right.
• 25:08
  Testecleese: But you guys had a murder, I guess. Happened recently in Hampton as well.
• 25:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:17
  El Guapo: There's a fentanyl overdose.
• 25:20
  Testecleese: Was a different one. Yeah.
• 25:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 25:22
  Testecleese: But now, yeah, tell me about the overdose.
• 25:24
  El Guapo: No, this is like happened 2 years ago. Just the sentence happened this recently. So they're gonna like, 20 years over.
• 25:30
  El Guapo: I gotta go hold on.
• 25:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, for Fentanyl and heroin laced whatever. And yeah killed the person.
• 25:39
  Testecleese: Crazy man, you guys always have the most ridiculous crime out there
• 25:45
  Testecleese: like, and you know what I lived in Hampton Roads. I lived in Hampton and Newport News, and it didn't feel that dangerous. But then you you turn around you like holy crap people being murdered and overdose. And all the time, you know.
• 25:58
  El Guapo: Sorry I had to check with the boss.
• 26:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, the kid or the baby mama.
• 26:03
  El Guapo: No, your kids is like, what are you doing that like? Oh, talking to friends, okay, aye.
• 26:12
  Testecleese: Alright. Well,
• 26:14
  Testecleese: okay, this Judge Boseberg guy. He's the guy that somehow keeps getting assigned like every case that has to do with trump later. I'm sure you've noticed.
• 26:22
  El Guapo: If you miss the phrase picking, it's not science speaking.
• 26:26
  Testecleese: I know, but it's kingdom.
• 26:28
  El Guapo: He's the head, are they all the other ones judges.
• 26:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, it turns out his daughter works for a pro-migrant nonprofit group, and they oppose these gang deportations.
• 26:43
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 26:43
  Testecleese: Sounds like a conflict of interest from this. Judge, then, doesn't it.
• 26:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it sure does.
• 26:48
  Testecleese: Especially with these sweeping injunctions, since when does a district judge have more authority than the President? States of America.
• 26:56
  Brian McFadden: That's exactly what people are saying.
• 27:00
  Testecleese: There's 1. These injunctions aren't actually technically legal like this. They're not in the Constitution.
• 27:06
  Brian McFadden: But it's for local areas, not they're doing nationwide injunctions. The District court judge is doing nationwide injunctions.
• 27:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 27:14
  Brian McFadden: That's not in the Constitution anywhere.
• 27:16
  Testecleese: Not once.
• 27:18
  Testecleese: And actually, I got into a big fight
• 27:21
  Testecleese: with that dude Sean online about this kind of stuff, because I mentioned, like, read the Constitution. If you're going to keep quoting or try to like, invoke it, he said. Maybe you should read it, and I was like, sure I was like, go ahead, read Article 3,
• 27:32
  Testecleese: and show me where it says anything about this, and he's like what Article 3 is like. Isn't that like they can't put soldiers in your house. I was like, that's the 3rd amendment.
• 27:39
  Testecleese: the bill right the pillow.
• 27:40
  Testecleese: It's a pillow.
• 27:40
  El Guapo: Right.
• 27:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, that's the 3rd amendment, and I was like, Article 2 tells you all about the President, and he's like, Oh, I guess he didn't know about. Like the actual constitution. He just knew about the amendments.
• 27:50
  El Guapo: He's thinking about the Bill of Rights.
• 27:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, Bill writes the 1st 10 amendments
• 27:56
  Testecleese: yeah. But it was written after the Constitution, because
• 28:01
  Testecleese: because you can't change it until it's written right?
• 28:03
  El Guapo: No Rhode Island wanted to. There's a book about it. Rhode Island was the one holding up from signing to the Constitution because it went a Bill of rights.
• 28:12
  El Guapo: So they just procedure with all the amendments, and towards the end
• 28:17
  El Guapo: everybody. They got the Bill of rights and stuff like that.
• 28:20
  Testecleese: Well, that's exactly it is. They didn't think it was gonna be necessary to write this down, because I thought it was obvious. And then.
• 28:26
  El Guapo: Got it.
• 28:26
  Brian McFadden: Hey! Friends.
• 28:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, someone's like, if you don't write this shit down, it's it's gonna go away. You know it.
• 28:33
  El Guapo: I mean, that's the thing you assume. People gonna know, interpret. Look, we, we having issues about interpretation right now
• 28:40
  El Guapo: nowadays. You know about how like? What did it mean by then, you know.
• 28:44
  El Guapo: like militia? What is a militia, you know.
• 28:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, but it doesn't say it doesn't say you need to be in a militia to have a weapon. It says a militia being necessary for the freedom.
• 28:56
  El Guapo: See you.
• 28:57
  Testecleese: Like to keep it so like I need to be able to have a gun, so I can join a militia.
• 29:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 29:02
  Testecleese: I don't, and you know what fine I'm right now forming my own militia. Now I have a right to have a gun right.
• 29:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 29:08
  Testecleese: They don't.
• 29:10
  Brian McFadden: So Tom Holman, the
• 29:13
  Brian McFadden: Homeland Security Guy is really preach preaching it right now, and he ripped this ruling from the District Court judge, he says, temporary protected status is never temporary.
• 29:26
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, exactly! And this is the same judge that we were just talking about.
• 29:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:31
  Testecleese: The same judge said, the Constitution is all people created equal. It's like at least quoted correctly.
• 29:36
  Brian McFadden: It's all the same, Judge, that's planning on
• 29:39
  Brian McFadden: Colin Trump team contempt for court.
• 29:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they're trying to tell Trump he has to go to El Salvador to bring back some dude, and it's like I don't have the authority to go and extract people from El Salvador. Why don't you call
• 29:55
  Testecleese: El Salvador? You know.
• 30:00
  Testecleese: It's it's crazy.
• 30:01
  El Guapo: Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! So this guy they wouldn't get back. He's a sub adorian.
• 30:09
  Testecleese: Is he? I thought he was Venezuelan.
• 30:11
  El Guapo: No. The guy that arrested like the gang leader.
• 30:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah.
• 30:18
  El Guapo: So you're going to tell El Salvado to turn into one of his citizens to the United States. I don't think he's going to fly.
• 30:25
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 30:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's not a resident. He's not a citizen here, but he's 1 of some of the citizens.
• 30:34
  El Guapo: so I would not turn him. Man like. No, this is one of our citizens. He's a bad boy, right? He's not, you know.
• 30:41
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, they they're they took a giant wad of money to incarcerate a lot of these criminals, too.
• 30:46
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 30:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but fairly cheaper to do in El Salvador than here.
• 30:50
  Testecleese: Exactly. It's cheaper to do it there than it is here. So it actually saves us money to send them down Salvador, and have them, put them in a supermax. There.
• 30:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, cause there was nobody in the server. Max.
• 30:59
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, yeah. El Salvador
• 31:01
  Testecleese: security thing. You just can't get out of it, and they go and kill each other.
• 31:04
  Brian McFadden: But there's no crime in El Salvador.
• 31:07
  Testecleese: No, yeah, no, because what's it? What's the guy's name? I want to say, Bolsonaro, but he's.
• 31:11
  El Guapo: Oh, no, no, no, my Naib Kelly.
• 31:15
  Testecleese: There you go! That dude has turned that country around. Good for him!
• 31:19
  El Guapo: You know what you want to know where his background's from.
• 31:22
  Brian McFadden: Business.
• 31:23
  El Guapo: Palestine.
• 31:24
  El Guapo: His family is Palestinian.
• 31:26
  Testecleese: So what?
• 31:28
  El Guapo: Christian Palestinian. It's just funny.
• 31:29
  Testecleese: Cool.
• 31:30
  El Guapo: That's funny. Yeah.
• 31:32
  Brian McFadden: Kind of thing.
• 31:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 31:35
  Brian McFadden: I'm going home.
• 31:36
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna Chat. Gp.
• 31:38
  El Guapo: Go ahead!
• 31:38
  Testecleese: Brian's like. I don't believe that. Sure. There's someone who lives over there that's Christian, you know.
• 31:44
  El Guapo: No, we got a lot of like a lot of Arabic and stuff like that. They escape.
• 31:48
  Brian McFadden: I thought they killed them all up.
• 31:50
  El Guapo: Now the gate, the you know.
• 31:53
  El Guapo: but his family is like descendant of that. That's why his name is so naive, Kelly, like I was like, what the hell is this? You know.
• 32:01
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 32:01
  El Guapo: It's like shy bong, like shy bong from Mexico, like what? That's you. His name.
• 32:07
  Testecleese: Well, the guy or the woman there in Mexico what is like the 33rd in line, and everyone else got murdered until this person was the only one left.
• 32:15
  El Guapo: No problem.
• 32:15
  Testecleese: Job.
• 32:16
  El Guapo: Her background is Jewish.
• 32:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 32:19
  Testecleese: And she was the only one who said, I'm not gonna stop the cartel, so the cartel is like, let her live and let her take the office, you know.
• 32:25
  El Guapo: Wow! Look at what's going on. This is killing all the cartel.
• 32:29
  El Guapo: Well, she let killing go now.
• 32:33
  Testecleese: What's up? Repeat offender.
• 32:34
  Repeat Offender: G'day, lads, I've finally come on. I had to get around the long way to get here.
• 32:39
  El Guapo: I'm sorry.
• 32:40
  Brian McFadden: He couldn't get in on the regular leg, so I had to send him alternate means of getting.
• 32:46
  El Guapo: No, it's like he just it's so fast.
• 32:48
  El Guapo: This is actually like, Oh, God! Like what.
• 32:52
  Repeat Offender: Or just like a flight of Kuala Lumpur.
• 32:57
  Brian McFadden: Joseph Swallow, the blueberry.
• 32:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 32:59
  Repeat Offender: No, I. Yeah. Well.
• 33:01
  Testecleese: Violet, you're turning Violet.
• 33:04
  Repeat Offender: Okay.
• 33:05
  Testecleese: Well, anyway, there was a 21 year old student at the University of South Carolina
• 33:11
  Testecleese: hit and run acts collision
• 33:14
  Testecleese: killed this kid. I guess kid is an acceptable term.
• 33:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:19
  Testecleese: But the person who ran this, I wanna say it's a woman, but I'm not sure
• 33:24
  Testecleese: took off like I'm out of here, and they're here illegally.
• 33:27
  Brian McFadden: That's why they took off.
• 33:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, now, you're definitely leaving the country right?
• 33:32
  Brian McFadden: If they catch me, you gotta catch me.
• 33:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:37
  Testecleese: Oh, 3 Ms. 13 gang members alleged at this time
• 33:43
  Testecleese: have been arrested in Florida and are hitting, are looking at Federal murder charges?
• 33:50
  Testecleese: Do we deport these folks or.
• 33:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:54
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 33:55
  Brian McFadden: Get rid of them.
• 33:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, these guys probably are doing horrible, horrible things. You could just execute these Ms 13 guys.
• 34:03
  Brian McFadden: Lenore.
• 34:05
  Testecleese: Not not even worth the the dose of drugs you're gonna give him. Just send him to El Salvador.
• 34:12
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, I say we do something Australia style, and I don't mean what Australia does. I mean what Australia was. Let's get an island and just dump all these people on the island and leave them there like, you guys are terrible people.
• 34:24
  Brian McFadden: Don't say alarm.
• 34:26
  Testecleese: We'll leave you alone. We won't even talk to you anymore. There, there you go!
• 34:29
  Brian McFadden: Over Guam, or maybe one of the Hawaiian Islands.
• 34:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, and just leave them there.
• 34:35
  El Guapo: Well, did
• 34:35
  El Guapo: turn out to be into a good country, and then they get become liberal. And next, you know, Australia.
• 34:42
  Testecleese: Well, then, how about this? How about we just take one of them big square states in the Midwest and fence it off and put walls up and make the entire state just.
• 34:49
  El Guapo: And.
• 34:49
  Testecleese: Boom. This is the Detention center, you know.
• 34:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, please, do.
• 34:53
  Brian McFadden: California, for that.
• 34:55
  El Guapo: Yeah. Just California. San Diego.
• 34:57
  Testecleese: California is a good idea.
• 34:59
  El Guapo: San Diego.
• 35:02
  Brian McFadden: Did you hear Mel Gibson's gonna run for office?
• 35:06
  Testecleese: What position.
• 35:07
  Brian McFadden: Governor.
• 35:09
  El Guapo: Of California.
• 35:10
  Repeat Offender: I hear.
• 35:11
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 35:12
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 35:13
  Brian McFadden: Newsom is term limited. He can't run again.
• 35:17
  El Guapo: So it's gonna be Mel Ginson, basically Kamala Harris.
• 35:19
  Brian McFadden: You can't do any worse than what's his face.
• 35:23
  Brian McFadden: Schnegger?
• 35:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:24
  El Guapo: Well, the only thing saucer they got in because they were recalling somebody, and he's got in.
• 35:30
  El Guapo: But he was too pussyfoot to do anything.
• 35:32
  Brian McFadden: He was married to a Kennedy.
• 35:35
  El Guapo: Okay. But it's still. It's still.
• 35:37
  Testecleese: Your rides.
• 35:38
  El Guapo: Yeah. So see? That's what he
• 35:41
  El Guapo: well, he's divorced. He fucked the maid and.
• 35:44
  Testecleese: Yeah. He knocked up the maid.
• 35:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, they.
• 35:46
  Brian McFadden: He had a bastard child.
• 35:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, they got a chunky chair, a chunky kid, and they're like, Well, fit kid, and you could tell which one he is.
• 35:56
  El Guapo: The amount.
• 35:57
  Testecleese: One's white, and one's.
• 35:58
  El Guapo: No one fat. The other one's fit because he erased his kid. Right? You know.
• 36:04
  El Guapo: Yeah. Then you get mother.
• 36:07
  Brian McFadden: Not stopping with Doge. He's continuing to try to put his footprint on the Administration and Government as fast as he can. He's now wanting people to look at the UN. Rules.
• 36:22
  Testecleese: With immunity and visa policies.
• 36:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, because I guess these UN officials are allowed just to come and go as they please with like little to no.
• 36:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, they got govern unity. So unless they do something seriously wrong, like murder.
• 36:36
  Testecleese: Truly, agree.
• 36:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 36:38
  Brian McFadden: They're allowed to park anywhere. They're allowed to go as fast as they want. You know they got devil any plates I've seen them. I lived in DC.
• 36:46
  Testecleese: My God.
• 36:47
  El Guapo: No.
• 36:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's you're right, dude, it's ridiculous. It's diplomatic immunity. It's like, no man. You still get a ticket for speeding, you know. They don't.
• 36:56
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 36:57
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 36:57
  El Guapo: I think the 1st time I learned the 1st time I learned about this diplomatic immunity was lethal weapon. 2.
• 37:07
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, it's okay. That is.
• 37:11
  El Guapo: What is diplomatic immunity?
• 37:13
  Repeat Offender: Is the diplomatic immunity.
• 37:15
  Testecleese: Good.
• 37:17
  El Guapo: He's from South Africa. No, this is like the whole, like.
• 37:21
  Brian McFadden: That's what Elon Musk says.
• 37:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 37:24
  El Guapo: Yeah. Mel Gibson from Australia. Well, he's actually he's born somewhere in New State. But he was raised in Australia.
• 37:32
  Repeat Offender: Come on, Aussie, be.
• 37:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's in California now. He's running governor.
• 37:37
  El Guapo: I don't know, man, it's like a lethal weapon movie coming to life.
• 37:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, is he gonna go nuts about the Jews again.
• 37:45
  Testecleese: because that might actually get him over?
• 37:46
  Testecleese: That might be in the in California.
• 37:49
  Repeat Offender: Oh!
• 37:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, if it's.
• 37:52
  Repeat Offender: He's a good Catholic lad, guys. He would have been on the piss.
• 37:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 37:58
  Testecleese: So okay, over here we go.
• 38:02
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 38:03
  Repeat Offender: I reckon we'll go all right, Buddy. I reckon. Kamala, I don't think she'll be very popular at the moment.
• 38:09
  Testecleese: No, and she just said, she's not going anywhere. She's staying in politics is like.
• 38:12
  Brian McFadden: Trying to. She's going to run against Mel Goodson.
• 38:14
  El Guapo: Oh, she came out. She came out recently. She's like I told you so. Tom is gonna do what he was doing. Yeah, he because he said it.
• 38:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, he's gonna do exactly
• 38:23
  Testecleese: what he said. He's like, yeah, that's why.
• 38:26
  Brian McFadden: Foreign about politicians. Today.
• 38:28
  Testecleese: They're confused like, what do you? How long have the Democrats been saying? Exactly the stuff that trump is doing? And as soon as trump actually does something about it. They're all upset.
• 38:37
  Brian McFadden: I was listening to the Clay and Buck show, and they said that more blue collar Americans are voting for trump than they are for the Dems now.
• 38:47
  Testecleese: We're talking.
• 38:48
  Brian McFadden: Please Union Workers.
• 38:50
  Testecleese: Especially unions, because they're bringing
• 38:52
  Testecleese: physical work trade jobs back to this country. But we will get to that.
• 38:58
  Repeat Offender: Do you think they're actually they're voting for Maga? Or do you think they're voting Republican.
• 39:04
  Brian McFadden: Trump right now. That's our problem. We've seen it in the midterms and special elections.
• 39:09
  Brian McFadden: If Trump ain't on the ballot, people aren't showing out to vote.
• 39:13
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 39:13
  Repeat Offender: 100%. Yeah.
• 39:14
  Testecleese: It's a night that's.
• 39:17
  Brian McFadden: 4 years from now.
• 39:19
  Testecleese: Well, say it all you want that trump
• 39:21
  Testecleese: ran as a Republican, but he's no Republican.
• 39:25
  Repeat Offender: No, he. He had an agenda. He had an agenda mate, and he told everyone he told his.
• 39:31
  El Guapo: Video of him. Talk about the tariffs.
• 39:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, in the on, yeah, in the.
• 39:34
  Brian McFadden: Kilometers to do.
• 39:37
  Brian McFadden: Pelosi, too.
• 39:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, we got we got Nancy Pelosi in here somewhere that we're gonna when we get to it.
• 39:43
  Repeat Offender: The one thing I like about trump getting off of really quickly. He stuck by everything he said that he was going to do.
• 39:50
  Repeat Offender: It has not veered off easy.
• 39:54
  Repeat Offender: Oh, no, he's done.
• 39:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, because they don't. They don't do what they say. Because if they if they actually solve any of these problems, they can't run on that same problem next time.
• 40:05
  Brian McFadden: Know, and they like to run it on for decades and decades and decades. And then they're shocked when people start stop voting for them because they never did any shit. They're all talking. No action.
• 40:15
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 40:16
  Testecleese: Well, anyway, back to the they got Tesla thing going on. There was a fire
• 40:22
  Testecleese: at one of these dealerships in Italy. Yeah. 17 of these vehicles were destroyed.
• 40:29
  Brian McFadden: That's a lot of money.
• 40:31
  Testecleese: Well do people know how toxic these batteries are.
• 40:35
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't.
• 40:37
  Brian McFadden: Nope, not at all.
• 40:38
  Testecleese: This. It's it's oh, my God! Everyone's getting heavy metal poisoning from this.
• 40:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 40:44
  Testecleese: It's going to leach into the ground. It's gonna destroy your food supply. It's gonna poison your water
• 40:51
  Testecleese: what the heck
• 40:52
  Testecleese: they're so upset about something they don't understand. Like what. What fuck do the Romans care about Tesla.
• 41:00
  Brian McFadden: I have no idea.
• 41:02
  Testecleese: It's it's ridiculous, sure, all right.
• 41:09
  Testecleese: No, you don't just have to be some far left lunatic to be a Wackadoo
• 41:13
  Testecleese: you hear? About the 60 year old, 68 year old woman who
• 41:18
  Testecleese: sped her vehicle through one of these Tesla protests, flipping everyone off.
• 41:26
  Testecleese: She's been arrested
• 41:28
  Testecleese: pretty, pretty stupid stuff to do. You're just begging to hurt someone and get in trouble, you know.
• 41:32
  Brian McFadden: Never blame it on my Guy.
• 41:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, she's a Maga Magga woman. It's like, Okay.
• 41:41
  Testecleese: I don't know. I watched a lot of these protests, and they were hilarious, especially the stuff that Caitlin Bennett went, to.
• 41:47
  Testecleese: which none of you probably know who she is. Do you.
• 41:50
  Brian McFadden: No, I know.
• 41:53
  Testecleese: She's on Liberty hangout, which means she's the one who graduated Kent State with an AR 15 slung across her back.
• 42:00
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 42:01
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 42:02
  Testecleese: And now she's like 27 and has 2 kids. And yeah.
• 42:06
  Brian McFadden: Still got an AR 15.
• 42:08
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, she still got her weapons. She doesn't carry it with her, but you know.
• 42:12
  Brian McFadden: She should.
• 42:13
  Testecleese: She occasionally does a video of her. You know out shooting.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: Okay. Now you keep hearing that, you know. Sell your Tesla is what they're chanting right?
• 42:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 42:23
  Testecleese: Like to who
• 42:25
  Testecleese: to? Who? Who's gonna go out and buy a tesla like, okay? So I I sell my Tesla because you told me to.
• 42:31
  Brian McFadden: Wing, Republicans.
• 42:33
  Testecleese: But yeah. But then, as soon as I sell it to you, the guys that were screaming at me are, gonna say, good job, Jeffrey, Brian, sell your Tesla
• 42:42
  Testecleese: Bette. Midler managed to sell her. Tesla. I'm like, who are you talking to that? You know that would buy a Tesla.
• 42:50
  Brian McFadden: You know, betting she also might be. She pretty much gave it away.
• 42:55
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, possibly that. That's possibly.
• 42:58
  Brian McFadden: You can add a Tesla for a thousand dollars.
• 43:00
  Testecleese: Could just sit on the damn thing for a couple of years until everything blows over. You know what I mean.
• 43:06
  Testecleese: man, I might have to go find me a Tesla, buy it on the cheap, and just keep it in my garage until this is gone.
• 43:12
  Brian McFadden: But.
• 43:13
  El Guapo: But you can use it around the compound.
• 43:15
  Testecleese: That's right. So like.
• 43:16
  El Guapo: A $100,000.
• 43:18
  Repeat Offender: You do realise these protesters in there.
• 43:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about that earlier in the show before you hopped on, you could tell they were definitely paid protesters, because it's a stroke of a time like midnight, you know. Like when their 8 h are up, signs went down the pre-printed signs, not the handwritten ones, and they just vanished.
• 43:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're all people left protesting. It's like, Hey, where's all of our support?
• 43:43
  Brian McFadden: Sure sign that the protest was planned is when they're not using handwritten signs, and they look like election campaign signs.
• 43:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. And they all.
• 43:51
  Repeat Offender: They get asked questions about why they protest and they can't answer it. Yeah.
• 43:56
  Brian McFadden: They didn't ask the right people the right questions.
• 44:00
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, dummies. But whatever anyway, as people were lighting Tesla's on fire, apparently the
• 44:08
  Testecleese: headquarters of the Republican party out in New Mexico was set on fire.
• 44:14
  Brian McFadden: And they have declared it a deliberate act of arson.
• 44:19
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 44:21
  Repeat Offender: Would you call it? Do it? Act of arson? Would you call it domestic terrorism?
• 44:25
  Testecleese: I would, because you're IA political party's headquarters.
• 44:34
  Testecleese: I'm telling you.
• 44:35
  Brian McFadden: Probably in Albuquerque and Albuquerque, is a very liberal city in New Mexico.
• 44:41
  Testecleese: This. I got a Democrat headquarters down in town now. Granted, there's very few people there, but no one's chucking Molotov cocktails through the window. You know what I mean.
• 44:50
  Testecleese: It's just how far can these guys push
• 44:54
  Testecleese: before something horrible happens? I don't mean a burning builds, a building burns down. I mean, someone starts shooting at these folks
• 45:03
  Testecleese: because I mean you. You try to come and light my Tesla on fire. There's a good chance you catch a chest full of buckshot, you know.
• 45:13
  Testecleese: Alright. Well.
• 45:14
  Testecleese: we've been talking about this crazy Broad for a while all the way back to when she called Marjorie Taylor Greene, the bad built butch body, bleach, blonde, or whatever.
• 45:25
  Testecleese: Remember that.
• 45:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 45:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 45:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was Jasmine Crocket, who said that.
• 45:29
  El Guapo: Right now. She's world famous.
• 45:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, now, she's ripping on Byron. Donald's because he married a white woman.
• 45:37
  El Guapo: Yeah. He he came back to it, too. He got.
• 45:39
  Testecleese: Oh, he blew her up on in his interview. He's like, keep my wife's name out of your mouth. It has nothing to do with you.
• 45:46
  El Guapo: Alright beautiful about to go whisk milk at her. No, but dude.
• 45:51
  Testecleese: Keep that strong.
• 45:53
  El Guapo: Dude. She's not. She's she went to fucking a private school.
• 45:59
  El Guapo: She's fucking. Got 2 parents at home.
• 46:02
  Testecleese: Her K. Through 12. Education costs more than most people's. 4 years.
• 46:06
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 46:06
  Testecleese: College, education.
• 46:07
  El Guapo: She don't know she I don't know what the hell had going on with her going to DC. Talking about this Ghetto.
• 46:13
  Testecleese: Or black scent.
• 46:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, like dude.
• 46:16
  Testecleese: Just like that might be a time little too long.
• 46:18
  El Guapo: She's like Carlton from French Prince of Bel Air, but she's trying hard not to be Carlton.
• 46:24
  Testecleese: Well, that's the crazy thing, though. She's acting all a ghetto ratchet bitch. It's like this is what I
• 46:29
  Testecleese: of your voters.
• 46:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, but she's not dude like.
• 46:33
  Testecleese: But he. But the only reason why you would do that is because you think it's helping you in your job with your constituents, which means this is how you see your constituents.
• 46:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 46:41
  Testecleese: Can't form a proper sentence. Threatening people. Did she hit a reporter recently? You see that.
• 46:46
  Repeat Offender: Hey!
• 46:47
  Testecleese: What?
• 46:47
  Testecleese: One of the turning point? U.S.A. guys.
• 46:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 46:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, I did see that. Yeah.
• 46:52
  Testecleese: Nobody cares, no.
• 46:54
  El Guapo: Don't get me wrong. She was talking was the way she was talking back in when she was the State Congress.
• 47:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 47:00
  El Guapo: Going. I put a ring on that thing.
• 47:04
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, and she was a Harvard Law School graduate, and she.
• 47:07
  El Guapo: Hell, yeah, it was a little proper.
• 47:09
  Testecleese: First.st
• 47:10
  El Guapo: And like she was all proper and stuff like that, like, I can see myself going out with that. Yeah.
• 47:17
  Testecleese: Oh, then, that's funny, because that's what happened with the whole Byron. Donald's Donald's, she said. I go. Oh, no, don't, don't worry. You got hood wings. It's we've all done it. When you you meet that man you think it's time.
• 47:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, she got.
• 47:29
  El Guapo: She went through the CC. The cut carousel, and she didn't like.
• 47:33
  Repeat Offender: The Republican on Cnn.
• 47:36
  El Guapo: She got she got blown up by a Republican. They didn't want to put the ring on that.
• 47:42
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, I love that, too, exactly. He's like, I see you're not married.
• 47:45
  Repeat Offender: Everyone's pretty good.
• 47:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, and he's also running for Governor in
• 47:50
  Repeat Offender: I mean, it's.
• 47:50
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 47:51
  Repeat Offender: Seen in chat. He's been cutting them all down.
• 47:55
  Testecleese: Him, and that other guy should have been ripping them.
• 47:58
  Repeat Offender: Can you guys, can you guys please keep the talking.
• 48:03
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 48:04
  El Guapo: Scott like I don't know. He doesn't. Do. I get upset. Just listen to those people like Dude Scott. How to fucking do this job dude
• 48:14
  El Guapo: like, if that paycheck.
• 48:18
  El Guapo: Yes, Kat Jennis, he needs his own show. He needs his own fucking show. Dude.
• 48:24
  Testecleese: I love what you.
• 48:25
  Testecleese: He's a legendary.
• 48:26
  El Guapo: I know, like God, the way you break it down to that. He's like Barry Donald. He! He like
• 48:34
  El Guapo: jujitsu his word out of things like, God damn! That's impressive, you know.
• 48:40
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 48:40
  El Guapo: No dude.
• 48:42
  Repeat Offender: 3 legs just for the record, too. I'd shag Mtg.
• 48:47
  Testecleese: I don't think I would, but I do enjoy listening to her. Say some of the stuff she says.
• 48:52
  El Guapo: Who's that?
• 48:52
  Repeat Offender: Oh, I see!
• 48:53
  Brian McFadden: Ours green.
• 48:55
  El Guapo: Just a little bit.
• 48:58
  Testecleese: I would throw A or Ca bone. That's for sure.
• 49:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:02
  Brian McFadden: On the trade, and Aoc.
• 49:07
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 49:09
  Brian McFadden: Secretary of State. Rubio says that Us. Is in the process of resetting the global order of trade.
• 49:17
  Testecleese: Almost like a New World order. To quote Joe Biden.
• 49:21
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 49:23
  Testecleese: Hmm, yeah. Well, I mean, they've already trump. Put his tariffs in place in their
• 49:29
  Testecleese: freaking out about him. I'm resisting so much getting into conversation with people on Facebook about him, including my brother. Because my brother Star
• 49:38
  Testecleese: don't know what a tariff is.
• 49:40
  Brian McFadden: And he doesn't realize that some of these countries have had tariffs on us, for, like the last 20 years, we just went along with it.
• 49:48
  Testecleese: Canada's like a 300% tariff on dairy from the United States.
• 49:52
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 49:54
  Testecleese: What the hell?
• 49:54
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 49:55
  El Guapo: Guys, please just stop tagging me in and stuff because I like to see my liberal friend crying, and I don't want it to know my fucking trump side.
• 50:04
  Brian McFadden: I just wanted to pride.
• 50:06
  El Guapo: And I love those fucking.
• 50:07
  Brian McFadden: I'm not.
• 50:08
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean. I don't post anything political on Facebook.
• 50:11
  El Guapo: I know, so do I, but.
• 50:12
  Brian McFadden: But these people are getting ridiculous, and it's just it's hilarious.
• 50:17
  Repeat Offender: Made. I made so much money overnight.
• 50:21
  Testecleese: So much money.
• 50:21
  Brian McFadden: As long as you're not selling anytime soon. You're.
• 50:25
  Testecleese: Lost some value of some stocks.
• 50:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 50:28
  Testecleese: But I bought a whole bunch of American stuff as soon as Trump announced he was going to put tariffs in place. I was like I'm going to buy it now.
• 50:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:36
  Testecleese: And I'm getting ready to buy some more stuff because everything else took a hit.
• 50:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, right.
• 50:41
  Brian McFadden: Now's the time to buy it, you know. Buy it when it buy on the dip.
• 50:44
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's a buying opportunity for the younger generation, and they better take advantage of.
• 50:48
  Brian McFadden: They don't understand that.
• 50:49
  El Guapo: They don't got money right now. Everybody's broke so.
• 50:52
  Repeat Offender: So I think that's that's what the Democrats are. Pumping out, they're pumping out fear. This is the only way, pumping out fear with the tariffs.
• 50:58
  Repeat Offender: Okay, it's like you said it's the bloody importer who's going to pay it.
• 51:01
  Brian McFadden: But.
• 51:02
  Repeat Offender: They play, they play in the.
• 51:03
  Brian McFadden: People ain't buying the fear as much as they used to, you know it's a old. They've been crying Wolf, for so many times with this that people ain't listening anymore.
• 51:14
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, don't get me wrong. The Dow Jones market plunged by more than 1,600 points.
• 51:20
  Testecleese: but it's gonna rebound sooner or later. So like I said, by buying now.
• 51:26
  Testecleese: but like again, people don't. A lot of people don't understand what a tariff is or what it does. If you buy something made in the United States, you're not paying that tariff because it's not being imported.
• 51:37
  Repeat Offender: No, that's right. You got the.
• 51:39
  Brian McFadden: That's exactly once you get an open
• 51:41
  Brian McFadden: trying to attempt. He's trying to bring manufacturing back to the US.
• 51:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, like.
• 51:45
  Brian McFadden: It's a long haul with, you know, labor rates of Mexico and Vietnam and the Philippines and China. But
• 51:55
  Brian McFadden: you know there's some things that can be brought back to the Us.
• 51:59
  Testecleese: Oh, automatic manufacturing.
• 52:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 52:02
  Testecleese: Here's the thing that a lot of people don't get to Hyundai
• 52:07
  Testecleese: can build their cars in the United States and not pay that tariff.
• 52:10
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 52:12
  Testecleese: So like, that's all you have to do is create American jobs. And you don't have to pay this extra tax.
• 52:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 52:18
  Testecleese: And you know what that's 1 thing I like about Ford. Everyone makes fun of Ford all the time, and that's that's fine. You can. But Ford refused to bail out during the automotive bailout, and they still build in the United States. So.
• 52:30
  Brian McFadden: That's why I remain loyal to Ford.
• 52:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. And you know, this is way further down the list way further down the list on this. But Ford is now extended, their employee discount to all American citizens.
• 52:42
  Testecleese: So like not only is the price of the foreign car going to go up, but now the ford got cheaper.
• 52:47
  Brian McFadden: You know right.
• 52:48
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah. Given, the employee discount.
• 52:51
  Testecleese: To every American citizen.
• 52:53
  Testecleese: So you yeah.
• 52:55
  Testecleese: that's 1 thing that I like before, too. Is he actually, Henry Ford made sure to pay his employees enough to actually be able to afford to buy a car.
• 53:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 53:02
  Testecleese: No, I'm not a big.
• 53:04
  Brian McFadden: Way to make the car is cheaper, so people more people could afford them.
• 53:08
  Testecleese: I hear a lot of rumors about that.
• 53:10
  Testecleese: Admire Hitler.
• 53:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, like he was like, I heard about a customer like, oh.
• 53:18
  El Guapo: the the hours like work. Hard hours, too.
• 53:23
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I'm sure slave labor.
• 53:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:25
  Brian McFadden: So we got. Trump's tariffs are also stoking that global trade war with China and the EU, and they're hitting back.
• 53:34
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. How am I?
• 53:35
  Brian McFadden: I think people are underestimating their hands of cards that get to play against the Us. Because for decades the Us. Just let these tariffs grow and grow and grow.
• 53:46
  Brian McFadden: and the other countries got dependent on them, and we're not so.
• 53:53
  Brian McFadden: And then.
• 53:53
  Testecleese: Embrace him as well.
• 53:54
  Brian McFadden: As they want. But you know, we can find a way around the imports if we really wanted to.
• 54:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah, we'll just make it ourselves. Yeah.
• 54:04
  Brian McFadden: Like the.
• 54:04
  Testecleese: The only real big issue we have right now is microchips is the big issue. You know.
• 54:09
  Repeat Offender: Well, isn't Taiwan starting to make some over now in America? I heard they're bringing some of their companies.
• 54:15
  Brian McFadden: Have to, because they're worried about an attack from China.
• 54:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, what are we gonna do without without the chips to guide our missiles once.
• 54:22
  Repeat Offender: The other thing dude like Australia.
• 54:25
  Brian McFadden: We'll get it from Ukraine.
• 54:26
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 54:30
  Testecleese: No, I think I think the repeat Offenda froze up on us again.
• 54:33
  Brian McFadden: Okay, he's having problems with his Internet.
• 54:36
  El Guapo: The Australian police got him.
• 54:38
  Testecleese: Well, what?
• 54:39
  Brian McFadden: Internet is not as good down under.
• 54:41
  El Guapo: You make you make too much sense that you get arrested. Boom!
• 54:44
  Testecleese: What's that? Damn commonwealth dude.
• 54:47
  Brian McFadden: And Trump's tariffs are really hitting Russia hard.
• 54:51
  Testecleese: Which I got a good laugh, because people like Oh, how come? Russia's the only country that didn't get tariffs? I'm like, because they're sanctioned. We can't.
• 54:57
  Brian McFadden: I know, and we had
• 54:58
  Brian McFadden: trade with them. What is there? I try to explain that to my brother. I'm like there's nothing to trade with them. You.
• 55:05
  Testecleese: Can't even get their their currency, because, remember, right.
• 55:08
  Brian McFadden: No, we tried to buy you tried to buy some. They made it out loud. You made it illegal for you to own it.
• 55:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I was like, what the hell.
• 55:15
  Testecleese: yeah. But the funny thing is, Trump's talking about putting an extra tariff on anyone who buys oil from Russia.
• 55:22
  Testecleese: He's like we're going to go ahead and tariff you for buying oil from Russia.
• 55:27
  Brian McFadden: That's a lot of European countries.
• 55:29
  Repeat Offender: Involve the Russians.
• 55:33
  Repeat Offender: See? That's right, because you know what. Biden Biden cut his back. Biden stopped all your energy
• 55:38
  Repeat Offender: just a bit.
• 55:39
  Testecleese: Aaron, he!
• 55:39
  Repeat Offender: Are you going ahead.
• 55:40
  Testecleese: Sign off on the the Xl pipeline, but shut down the keystone.
• 55:45
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. And what was happening there? Europe was buying from Russia.
• 55:49
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 55:49
  Repeat Offender: From Venezuela in that.
• 55:51
  Testecleese: By the way, did you hear? Germany made an arrest on that?
• 55:55
  Testecleese: All right, Germany for the pipeline bombing? They're they're saying a Ukrainian did it.
• 56:02
  Testecleese: and they finally made an arrest which
• 56:05
  Testecleese: completely confused me. When people, obviously the Russians did it, I was, why would they blow up their own pipeline. If they wanted to shut off oil they would just close the valve.
• 56:12
  Brian McFadden: Close it out!
• 56:13
  Testecleese: You know.
• 56:15
  Brian McFadden: It's not that complicated.
• 56:17
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 56:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, but these. And like, I said, I genuinely thought it was the Us. Navy seals that did it because they've been doing a training exercise out there like the day before.
• 56:25
  Testecleese: Right? That's that's something you would send the seals to do if you were, gonna do it right.
• 56:28
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 56:30
  Testecleese: Which it still might be, we might be letting this guy take the fall.
• 56:34
  Brian McFadden: That's never happened before.
• 56:36
  Testecleese: Yes, United States has never done any of these secret operations.
• 56:40
  Brian McFadden: And we've already alluded to this during earlier in the show that the Dow Jones plunged more than 1,600 points as the stock market is recalling from Trump's actual tariff shock.
• 56:52
  El Guapo: Wow!
• 56:53
  Testecleese: Well.
• 56:54
  Brian McFadden: This is, there's going to be a massive correction in the stock market. And then we were
• 56:57
  Brian McFadden: looking for one. We knew one was coming.
• 57:00
  Testecleese: Well, we know. But you printing machine go, Burr.
• 57:03
  Brian McFadden: Can't go on forever.
• 57:04
  Testecleese: It's been inflating these stocks that aren't real, and I'm I sold a bunch right before these tariffs went in place, knowing this is going to happen. And I'm I'm gonna wait for it to hit bottom or get close to bottom and buy back the same amount of stock for less money, or maybe even more, for the same amount of money.
• 57:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 57:23
  Testecleese: I would never advise anyone how to invest.
• 57:26
  Brian McFadden: Stocking, show.
• 57:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, I've done well with recently by buying these American companies like us steel.
• 57:34
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if it's in this document or last document, but I know I put an article in there about the people
• 57:40
  Brian McFadden: that are following Warren Buffett and all the the rich people. There's an app for that now.
• 57:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, it's in here. Yeah, Buffett and Pelosi. It's in here somewhere. It might be in leftovers.
• 57:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 57:53
  Testecleese: And we even talk about that as I just copy Paul Pelosi's.
• 57:56
  Brian McFadden: No, you can. You can download the app and go for it.
• 57:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, there's an app for that.
• 58:02
  Testecleese: But it's funny because Trump triggered this race like worldwide of people trying to like
• 58:08
  Testecleese: offer concessions to the Us. Before these tariffs went into effect.
• 58:12
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 58:13
  Testecleese: the guy from the new guy in Canada. There's like, Oh, we'll drop all the tariffs right now if they drop the ones on us, and he's like, why didn't you do this before they went into effect like you already had them in place?
• 58:25
  Testecleese: it does seem that easy in general. Just make it easier for the United States to do trade in your country, and.
• 58:31
  Repeat Offender: Beer.
• 58:31
  Repeat Offender: They're saying, you're inspike.
• 58:33
  Brian McFadden: A lot of the other countries were hit with tariffs, but Mexico and Canada were left off the list, for now.
• 58:40
  Repeat Offender: Electoral interference, lads, that's what it's called, because they've got an election coming up. The Liberals been in office for so long. Trudeau stuffed their country up. And now he's using Trump as a tactic against, you know, to win votes. That's what he's doing. That's why he hasn't done it before.
• 58:56
  Testecleese: It's just this was avoidable. This was completely avoidable. Nobody seemed to care. They didn't take trump. Seriously. I think that's the problem.
• 59:04
  Brian McFadden: Again.
• 59:04
  Testecleese: You have to. You have to take them seriously, not literally.
• 59:08
  Brian McFadden: They didn't take him seriously the 1st election.
• 59:11
  Brian McFadden: and then they didn't take him serious again for the second 1 3rd one in.
• 59:16
  Testecleese: Well, I mean.
• 59:20
  Brian McFadden: They're really involved.
• 59:20
  Brian McFadden: Kamala had a shot.
• 59:23
  Testecleese: Who who thought Kamala genuinely, had a shot. Apparently Obama didn't think she had.
• 59:28
  Brian McFadden: Zoom saw real fast.
• 59:31
  Repeat Offender: Rosie O'donnell thought it.
• 59:34
  Testecleese: Now, here's the question is, you think Vance will be able to follow in his footsteps next time, or do.
• 59:40
  Brian McFadden: I do?
• 59:40
  Testecleese: But alright cause if you if you if they lay an egg
• 59:45
  Testecleese: then we're gonna be under Democrat rule for 15 years.
• 59:49
  Brian McFadden: Done there done that done, there done, that.
• 59:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know.
• 59:53
  El Guapo: Who would wanna be there.
• 59:57
  Testecleese: And that's the thing is, trump is no Republican. He's a 19 nineties new York Liberal, you know.
• 1:00:03
  El Guapo: Yeah. But he got just common sense.
• 1:00:07
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I mean, he went on, Oprah on like 88. And it.
• 1:00:10
  El Guapo: Goodbye!
• 1:00:10
  Testecleese: Same, exact.
• 1:00:11
  El Guapo: Sandy Pelosi was talking about. Back in the nineties, too, you know.
• 1:00:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, let me see if I can find it here. Oh, there we go, 1996.
• 1:00:23
  El Guapo: God! Where was I? 96.
• 1:00:26
  El Guapo: To go?
• 1:00:28
  El Guapo: Much more repression?
• 1:00:30
  El Guapo: How big a trade deficit and loss of jobs for the American worker, and how much more dangerous proliferation has to exist before members of this House of Representatives will say, I will not endorse the status quo.
• 1:00:45
  El Guapo: As I mentioned, it's about jobs.
• 1:00:47
  Testecleese: Proliferation in human rights, and there are those who say we shouldn't link human rights and trade and proliferation in trade. I disagree.
• 1:00:54
  Testecleese: But if we just want to take up this issue on the basis of economics alone. Indeed.
• 1:01:00
  Testecleese: China should not receive most favored nation status
• 1:01:04
  Testecleese: for men, for several reasons that I'd like to go into. Now, I'd like to call the attention of our colleagues to this chart on the status quo that the business community is asking each and every one of you to each and every one of us to endorse. Today.
• 1:01:18
  Testecleese: Right now, we have a 34 billion dollars trade deficit with China, the 1995 figure. It will be over 40 billion dollars for 1996. Since the Tiananmen Square massacre, this figure has increased 1,000% from 3.5 billion, then to about 34 billion dollars. Now.
• 1:01:39
  Testecleese: in terms of tariffs, I think it's interesting to note that the average Us. Mfn tariff on Chinese goods coming into the United States is 2%, whereas the average Chinese Mfm tariff on us goods going into China is 35% is that reciprocal.
• 1:01:57
  Brian McFadden: Nope, it's reciprocal.
• 1:02:00
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:02:00
  Testecleese: Reciprocal. Isn't that the exact freaking term.
• 1:02:04
  Brian McFadden: And that's all trump really wants, you know, is like fair trading across the borders, you know.
• 1:02:10
  Testecleese: Well, that's 1 thing that's getting.
• 1:02:11
  Brian McFadden: We're close to fairness, you know. We're never going to get fairness, but.
• 1:02:16
  Testecleese: You've got a lot of people saying like, well, that's not the same tariff arm he's like he did, he explained more than once. It's not just an exact match of their tariff. It's other trade barriers and currency manipulation.
• 1:02:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's all about that.
• 1:02:28
  Testecleese: Japan has tariffs on United States goods, but they'll only allow so many of those goods in their country at all.
• 1:02:35
  Repeat Offender: San Francisco.
• 1:02:36
  Testecleese: So once you sell a hundred 1,000 of them, you're not allowed to sell anymore.
• 1:02:40
  Repeat Offender: Some Australia. We we won't take American beef or any of your products like your your agricultural price, because Monsanto.
• 1:02:48
  Testecleese: Well, Usda beef is some of the best in the world, but I absolutely understand what you mean with Monsanto, because.
• 1:02:55
  Brian McFadden: We love our hormones.
• 1:02:57
  Testecleese: Well, not just the ridiculous things that they do to their crops, but like the guy next the farm next to you is Monsanto products and yours, is it? Then the wind blows and they cross pollinate. Now you owe Monsanto for their their intellectual property.
• 1:03:15
  Brian McFadden: What about Dana Bash? Roasting trump for slave and taros tariffs on a Arctic island that's inhabited, inhabited only by penguins.
• 1:03:25
  Testecleese: Okay, yeah. Well, yeah, I'm gonna actually play the audio of this because she makes a big deal about how she's not kidding.
• 1:03:30
  Brian McFadden: From President Trump's new tariffs.
• 1:03:33
  Testecleese: Not even penguins, of course.
• 1:03:37
  El Guapo: Go straight to commercial. I'm not even gonna bother. But he's like, Oh, this isn't a joke. This is really happening. This island's got penguins, and we're tariffing it.
• 1:03:46
  El Guapo: And like, what did it mean? This island get paid like who like.
• 1:03:50
  Brian McFadden: Nobody lives there. Just the big boys.
• 1:03:52
  Testecleese: Live there. But here's the thing Australia owns these 2 islands. It's their territory.
• 1:03:57
  El Guapo: So.
• 1:03:57
  Testecleese: So so in theory, an Australian could take a ship.
• 1:04:00
  Testecleese: go to one of these islands, slap a label on it, and then ship it to the United States without a tariff.
• 1:04:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, so it's like a fucking Llc cover up, basically.
• 1:04:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:04:10
  Repeat Offender: Hey!
• 1:04:10
  Testecleese: Exactly. They just they could just bring it over there. Put a slip, a sticker on the label.
• 1:04:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:04:15
  Testecleese: Reduced in wherever.
• 1:04:16
  El Guapo: I'm sorry, like, if you don't know about Llcs. It's just basically like, Oh, I know the owner. I'm just the Llc. Manager.
• 1:04:23
  Brian McFadden: Lsd.
• 1:04:23
  Testecleese: Lot of Llc.
• 1:04:26
  Testecleese: Fishing.
• 1:04:27
  El Guapo: Llc. Llc.
• 1:04:30
  El Guapo: Sorry.
• 1:04:30
  Testecleese: Limited Liability Company, Okay.
• 1:04:33
  El Guapo: Thank you.
• 1:04:33
  Brian McFadden: Lsd.
• 1:04:35
  El Guapo: Oh, my God, somebody's high, anyway.
• 1:04:38
  Testecleese: Diaphylene.
• 1:04:41
  El Guapo: But yeah, this like this is.
• 1:04:46
  El Guapo: let's say, if trump is going to put top on that place, why, what happened? Why, like, I was like, Okay, that sounds silly. But what is behind it? Go search into it. You're a fucking reporter.
• 1:04:58
  El Guapo: Find out why.
• 1:05:00
  Testecleese: I'm gonna give Newsweek a little bit of credit because they covered this, too, but they at least acknowledge that it's a Australian controlled territory.
• 1:05:08
  El Guapo: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:05:10
  El Guapo: Yeah. So at least, Newsweek was like, here's what's going on.
• 1:05:12
  Brian McFadden: You mean that online rag? Newsweek.
• 1:05:15
  Testecleese: You know, I used to really respect the crap out of news.
• 1:05:19
  Brian McFadden: I used to have a subscription. The Us. World and News and World report. Where are they now?
• 1:05:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, right? But yeah, Newsweek is not what it used to be, but at least at least they're trying to be neutral and give you the entire story.
• 1:05:32
  Brian McFadden: I appreciate that.
• 1:05:33
  Testecleese: Exactly so like, but yeah, they're they're making a big deal about these penguins. I'm like.
• 1:05:38
  El Guapo: Okay, well, like, is.
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: What is a giant fishing industry off the coast.
• 1:05:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, this must.
• 1:05:43
  Brian McFadden: They need the penguins for the fish.
• 1:05:46
  El Guapo: There must be some more to this story like, do a fucking reporter, reporter.
• 1:05:52
  Testecleese: These reports haven't done any. They haven't investigated.
• 1:05:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're just like, Okay, that's stupid. But why? Like, why? Why, what's go? Why you not? I just.
• 1:06:03
  Testecleese: Oh, wait!
• 1:06:04
  Testecleese: Have you?
• 1:06:04
  Testecleese: You notice all all of these places?
• 1:06:07
  Testecleese: Print the same article? Not even can you pick up any news article, copy the headline and paste it into a Google search. And it's 6 different places will have an identical story.
• 1:06:19
  Testecleese: And it's like, Oh, according to Axios who reported first.st But that's how like Cnn. Doesn't get in trouble like, Oh, we're just quoting axios. Who's quoting?
• 1:06:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, week was quoting, you know.
• 1:06:27
  Brian McFadden: Anonymous sources.
• 1:06:29
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:06:30
  Testecleese: And it's like, why didn't exactly gobble? Why didn't you
• 1:06:33
  Testecleese: find out before you ran your mouth? You know.
• 1:06:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, Australia's covering it up, using the penguins to cut her like what you know.
• 1:06:42
  Testecleese: Well, they're not even saying necessarily that these guys would do it, but they could, and.
• 1:06:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, it just sounds silly. But but at the same time, like, why, okay? Okay.
• 1:06:53
  El Guapo: reciprocal. That means they're charging you something.
• 1:06:57
  El Guapo: So if you want to ship something to the Penguin Islands, why are they charging you
• 1:07:02
  El Guapo: 50% or something?
• 1:07:04
  El Guapo: It's just penguins. Why, they're charging you 50% per import.
• 1:07:08
  Brian McFadden: That is the other 1 5 million.
• 1:07:11
  Testecleese: The other other white mates.
• 1:07:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:07:16
  El Guapo: Hey?
• 1:07:17
  Repeat Offender: I know exactly where you come from, mate, and this is why I saw this thing throughout the week. This woman got around. She asked this guy, and she said.
• 1:07:24
  Repeat Offender: Sorry, mate, sorry you're right.
• 1:07:28
  El Guapo: Like. Okay? Why, Australia, Penguin Islands, charging us 50% to send to a freaking, empty island.
• 1:07:38
  Testecleese: Because they need equipment for their fishing vessels.
• 1:07:42
  El Guapo: Yes, so.
• 1:07:42
  Testecleese: Sending there.
• 1:07:43
  El Guapo: Yeah. So that means there's somebody there charging us tariff.
• 1:07:48
  Testecleese: Australia is.
• 1:07:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. That's what I said. That island is, yeah.
• 1:07:53
  El Guapo: So they could use it to cover up like it's it's not a fucking island, I mean, it's not Australia. It's an island, but it's under, you guys name Llc.
• 1:08:02
  El Guapo: so you guys are charging us something. So we have to charge you back something.
• 1:08:06
  Testecleese: Well, just like, why do so many businesses headquarter in Maryland instead of anywhere.
• 1:08:11
  Brian McFadden: Delaware. Yeah.
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: But yeah, yeah, cause it's in Delaware, because the taxes are less free.
• 1:08:14
  El Guapo: Oh, you hear about this.
• 1:08:16
  Repeat Offender: President Trump's just putting a cover a blanket cover on everything. That's all he's doing.
• 1:08:21
  El Guapo: You heard about the judge in Maryland.
• 1:08:24
  Testecleese: No what happened.
• 1:08:25
  El Guapo: So when Tesla Elon Musk wanted to get paid, the.
• 1:08:30
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:31
  El Guapo: Stop it. So now, every every business trying to leave. Well, elap, musk.
• 1:08:38
  Testecleese: It's a close difference.
• 1:08:39
  El Guapo: Elon Musk can fucking contest this to
• 1:08:44
  El Guapo: through. What is it? The High Court?
• 1:08:47
  El Guapo: But he's not doing it.
• 1:08:50
  El Guapo: So now it's distending.
• 1:08:52
  El Guapo: Yeah. So now every fucking company is like, Nope, I'm out of here. So every company is leaving Maryland because of that.
• 1:08:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, they made a big deal like, Oh, you know, you can't just get this giant bonus from Tesla, or whatever it's like the shareholders voted on this and said, If you do this well, we're gonna give you a reward.
• 1:09:11
  El Guapo: Then you get a freaking judge like oh, what is it called?
• 1:09:18
  El Guapo: The type of judges involved with every politics and stuff like? Oh, and you cannot do this all right. Cool.
• 1:09:23
  Brian McFadden: This judge.
• 1:09:24
  El Guapo: Active adjust. Thank you.
• 1:09:26
  El Guapo: So he, Elon Musk, could contest this and win it.
• 1:09:31
  El Guapo: But he's not going to. He's like no fuck you, Marilyn. So now you have to suffer through this thing. Nobody could go by.
• 1:09:39
  El Guapo: Nobody can change this, because the elite Mars is not contestant yet.
• 1:09:43
  Brian McFadden: Speaking of. Did you hear? Elon Musk is suing Whoopi Goldberg.
• 1:09:48
  Testecleese: When she suggested that him and Jd. Vance were gonna push, trump down the stairs to kill him so they could take over the nation.
• 1:09:57
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:09:59
  Brian McFadden: Who do you see right now?
• 1:10:01
  Testecleese: I see the Google Doc, on your screen with the Nancy Pelosi clip that we already listened to when you were peeing.
• 1:10:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:10:09
  Repeat Offender: Sorry Luke got to get back to work.
• 1:10:11
  Testecleese: Thanks for coming by.
• 1:10:18
  Testecleese: Well, thanks for coming by. Appreciate every time man.
• 1:10:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:10:21
  Testecleese: It's always good to hear the point of view from the other side of the planet. You know.
• 1:10:25
  El Guapo: Done under.
• 1:10:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, down on her.
• 1:10:30
  El Guapo: How come? They don't just fall off the penguin. The penguins.
• 1:10:34
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:10:35
  El Guapo: Him and his freaking pig, Llc. Penguins.
• 1:10:39
  Testecleese: Penguins are fun.
• 1:10:40
  El Guapo: I know, but I just say we should call it the Llc.
• 1:10:47
  El Guapo: There we're a repeater fed there.
• 1:10:52
  Brian McFadden: Even Iran's currency is plummeting. During this emerged.
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, right.
• 1:10:57
  Brian McFadden: Maximum pressure plan attached to the Us.
• 1:11:02
  Testecleese: Well, because of all the honestly. What goods are you buying from Iran.
• 1:11:08
  El Guapo: You know what I mean?
• 1:11:09
  El Guapo: Oil.
• 1:11:10
  Brian McFadden: A falafel.
• 1:11:12
  Testecleese: What the fuck check this out? One us dollar right now or, yeah. Saturday.
• 1:11:18
  Brian McFadden: Let me get a guess. I'll say one. Us dollar equals a thousand riyadh, or whatever they're using for.
• 1:11:25
  Testecleese: Rio, 1,043,000.
• 1:11:27
  Brian McFadden: Damn man! I was close.
• 1:11:29
  Testecleese: We're off by an order of magnitude. 3 orders of magnitude.
• 1:11:34
  Brian McFadden: Lisa wasn't the one Zillion dollar coin.
• 1:11:38
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, well, here's the question is, can I get my hands on some of these things? Can I go buy
• 1:11:44
  Testecleese: 75 million of these things, and and wait 2 years until they're worth twice as much, and just dump them. You know.
• 1:11:52
  El Guapo: No, I don't want you to get wealthy.
• 1:11:58
  Testecleese: And that's the problem is exactly what happened with.
• 1:12:00
  Testecleese: I'm going to get wealthy.
• 1:12:02
  Testecleese: Want some of these rubles, and they're like, no, no, no, no.
• 1:12:07
  Testecleese: but apparently jaguar slash land. Rover has stopped exporting to the United States because of these tariffs.
• 1:12:15
  El Guapo: Dupe. Okay, it's not gonna last.
• 1:12:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, so you're telling me that the fact that you have to pay a tax means that you're not even gonna sell any. So now you're gonna make no money, instead of making a little bit less.
• 1:12:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, because who's buying the fucking shower? Anyways? Rich people. It's not a middle class.
• 1:12:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Land Rover's not either the both the ones. It's like buying a Humvee, the personalized Humvee, you know.
• 1:12:39
  El Guapo: It's so sad when they did to my Ferrari. Oh, God! Anyways.
• 1:12:49
  Testecleese: Every time I hear Maserati, it reminds me of that Joe Walsh song, my Maserati does 1, 85. I lost my license, so now I can't drive.
• 1:12:59
  El Guapo: It's just the Maserati used to be. Custom made like a tailor.
• 1:13:04
  El Guapo: Now.
• 1:13:04
  Testecleese: Bro.
• 1:13:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, now it's freaking.
• 1:13:08
  El Guapo: everybody can buy food like the cheapest hell they're not teller made. They're just factory made, you know. That's the thing about Maserrader is like that, well suited suit.
• 1:13:20
  El Guapo: You know how you like it. What you like, you know. So.
• 1:13:23
  Testecleese: You're Italian, right?
• 1:13:24
  El Guapo: Tell yes.
• 1:13:25
  Testecleese: So like they were, they were in the same class as Ferrari and Lamborghini.
• 1:13:29
  El Guapo: They use that.
• 1:13:30
  Testecleese: Vehicles made to order.
• 1:13:31
  El Guapo: Yes, and they have master Lamborghini. Engines.
• 1:13:36
  Testecleese: There you go, and.
• 1:13:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. They were custom made to order.
• 1:13:40
  El Guapo: Put it down.
• 1:13:40
  Testecleese: And you you weren't even allowed to repaint these things. It was like, no, you're gonna ruin our name.
• 1:13:45
  El Guapo: Yes, that's the thing that was Maserrato, like. Oh, my God! Like I see a Maserrato is like once in a lifetime top of the event, you know. Now I see every other weekend like whatever, just 20 h.
• 1:13:56
  Brian McFadden: Going on the weekends.
• 1:13:57
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:13:58
  El Guapo: No one.
• 1:13:58
  Testecleese: There was a dude in in the Hampton Roads area. I used to see every month or so driving his lotus around 64.
• 1:14:06
  El Guapo: Oh, lotus yes.
• 1:14:07
  Testecleese: I was like jeez! That's like a quarter 1 million dollar car.
• 1:14:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: I know.
• 1:14:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, but once you make it cheap, like you know who owns Maserati now, no.
• 1:14:17
  Testecleese: Probably Ferrari.
• 1:14:18
  El Guapo: For Chevrolet.
• 1:14:19
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go! Alright.
• 1:14:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:21
  Brian McFadden: So did you see where the Labor Department announced
• 1:14:26
  Brian McFadden: the jobs numbers this this month?
• 1:14:29
  Testecleese: I did faster than we've seen the whole.
• 1:14:31
  El Guapo: 228,000.
• 1:14:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And they only expected a hundred 35,000.
• 1:14:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:37
  Testecleese: Well, the not the u, yeah, the Uaw guy, or was it the other Lord?
• 1:14:42
  Testecleese: The the one was talking trash about trump and everything. And now he's like trump. You did a great thing with these auto tariffs. He's like we're already.
• 1:14:49
  El Guapo: Oh, actually, you're talking about the same guy.
• 1:14:53
  Testecleese: Well, there's 2 different unions. I can't.
• 1:14:55
  El Guapo: No, the same union. The guy who's like voting for Kamala, hers.
• 1:14:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. The.
• 1:15:00
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:15:01
  Testecleese: United Automotive Workers or the other Automaker Union, because there's another one, too. But yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Brian McFadden: Afl CIO.
• 1:15:10
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 1:15:11
  Testecleese: I don't think they make vehicles, but maybe they do. But yeah, he's excited. He's like this is going to bring in so many jobs, and the Union is going to get big and powerful because of this.
• 1:15:20
  Brian McFadden: It's not.
• 1:15:21
  Testecleese: There, are you kidding me?
• 1:15:23
  Testecleese: People people still need to buy cars and.
• 1:15:26
  Brian McFadden: And the car manufacturers that are coming back to the Us. That are going to choose between a Union State or a Southern State where it's typically non-union. Where are they? Gonna build their plantaries at.
• 1:15:37
  Testecleese: I'll tell you what's gonna happen. They're not gonna build their factories. They're gonna upgrade and reopen the Detroit factories.
• 1:15:43
  Brian McFadden: No, they're not.
• 1:15:44
  Testecleese: Why not bring? Bring Detroit, Michigan back? Because that place is a dump, and you know.
• 1:15:49
  El Guapo: I'm with you. I really want to be with you. But the Democrat stronghold and the.
• 1:15:57
  Brian McFadden: We're not bringing it back to Detroit's done.
• 1:16:00
  El Guapo: There are too many stupid laws. Where did you get left the 1st time? Look at the fucking history. They've been the Mark Democrat ever since
• 1:16:09
  El Guapo: it went down.
• 1:16:11
  Testecleese: Well, ever since we exported our automakers. Yeah, to Mexico and China.
• 1:16:15
  El Guapo: Because they came out with a stupid, fucking
• 1:16:18
  El Guapo: Democrats fucking shit. The Democrats lose you like Democrats. They fuck your city up.
• 1:16:25
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because I actually wrote my Governor, Morrissey a letter
• 1:16:29
  Testecleese: concerning this. I was like, Hey, man, this is perfect time to get Ford and Chevy and Honda, and also.
• 1:16:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:16:36
  Testecleese: Build the why not West Virginia? Bring tons of money into West Virginia and collect that tax
• 1:16:43
  Testecleese: and feed people? Because the poverty here is the most highest in the country.
• 1:16:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:16:50
  Testecleese: You know. Why not? You know what? Give them a special discount for like 10 years on their tax, too.
• 1:16:56
  El Guapo: Dude. That's a.
• 1:16:56
  Testecleese: Exactly why Aoc kicked Amazon out of New York. Remember.
• 1:16:59
  El Guapo: The city I was thinking about like Western Virginia, like in the West. If you give a discount over there like tax free income, if you over there people will, fucking move over there and fucking, repopulate that area.
• 1:17:13
  Testecleese: And well, and there's still getting paid.
• 1:17:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:16
  Testecleese: So the government's not getting a cut off the top. But now all these people have money that are going out and spending that where the government gets their taxes from. When you buy a car, when you when you buy a
• 1:17:27
  Testecleese: candy bar, when you fill your gas tank up, the Government's getting their cut, you know.
• 1:17:32
  El Guapo: Do the I wanted to post. I forgot to post this thing about Virginia Beach City. They put a 12% meal tax now.
• 1:17:41
  El Guapo: or this, or meal.
• 1:17:44
  Testecleese: Emails.
• 1:17:45
  Brian McFadden: What was it before 12%.
• 1:17:47
  El Guapo: I don't know, but just they just implemented that they pass it. You guys are gonna drive away everybody from fucking, eating new Virginia.
• 1:17:55
  Testecleese: And restaurants and stuff. Yeah.
• 1:17:56
  El Guapo: Everything you got Topgolf in here. We got everything in Virginia Beach like I want to go there. But now I'm just scared to fuck it.
• 1:18:05
  El Guapo: Want to pay extra for that shit, you know.
• 1:18:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Virginia Beach is a good place to get robbed, too, and you know it.
• 1:18:10
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:18:11
  Brian McFadden: What about Trump's 3rd term?
• 1:18:14
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:18:15
  Testecleese: Trump said, he's not kidding. He's not joking. I don't believe it.
• 1:18:20
  El Guapo: Hey? Do? What.
• 1:18:21
  Brian McFadden: As the risk.
• 1:18:22
  Brian McFadden: Let me pull it off.
• 1:18:23
  El Guapo: I saw this I saw this the the Democrats won.
• 1:18:30
  Testecleese: Yeah Obama versus.
• 1:18:31
  El Guapo: Yes, and they're gonna push it. Probably push it through, and we'll see I'm down for it. Fuck it! Let's bring the fight, you know.
• 1:18:38
  Brian McFadden: It's not. It's not happening.
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: You're gonna need Congress to do something about.
• 1:18:42
  El Guapo: But so if the Democrats die with it, okay, is that means Obama gonna run. They're going to sign for it.
• 1:18:49
  Testecleese: But yeah, you would either need an act of Congress or actively be at war to be able to just say, F, the Constitution.
• 1:18:55
  El Guapo: But the Democrats, if they want Obama in it, they're going to probably push it, and probably.
• 1:19:00
  Testecleese: How many, how many Presidents in the history of the United States have served more than 2 terms.
• 1:19:06
  El Guapo: One or one person. I forget the year.
• 1:19:09
  Brian McFadden: Tr, that's we are.
• 1:19:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:19:12
  Testecleese: No, and they made.
• 1:19:13
  Brian McFadden: He did 4. He got elected for 4.
• 1:19:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, that was also war like you said, and it was a don't change horse midstream kind of thing, you know.
• 1:19:24
  El Guapo: I think it should be.
• 1:19:25
  Testecleese: Change the plan halfway through the war. It might.
• 1:19:27
  El Guapo: No more. I think it should have been no more than took a second here.
• 1:19:31
  El Guapo: And that, you know, I'm okay with that.
• 1:19:34
  El Guapo: Yeah. So you can do 2. You say you should be able to do 2. Then a good second.
• 1:19:37
  Testecleese: Run for the 3rd term, but then, after that term, you can run again. You're suggesting.
• 1:19:41
  El Guapo: No, no like you like the way trap is one more term, and that's it. After that you cannot work. Yeah, do a term
• 1:19:49
  El Guapo: not no more than 2 Nancase.
• 1:19:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know.
• 1:19:57
  El Guapo: Anyway.
• 1:19:57
  Testecleese: Still think it's crazy that no one's talking about 2 non-consecutive terms from a president like this is.
• 1:20:02
  Brian McFadden: Haven't work over Cleveland.
• 1:20:04
  Testecleese: The only other guy to ever do it.
• 1:20:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:20:08
  Testecleese: You guys remember Nita Jankowski.
• 1:20:12
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:20:13
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:20:13
  Testecleese: He was the misinformation or the Ministry of Truth. Basically the disinformation Czar.
• 1:20:23
  El Guapo: That came.
• 1:20:24
  Testecleese: And said, All this stuff isn't real. You can't believe any of it. And then they had to shut it down because it was like a censorship branch of the government.
• 1:20:31
  Testecleese: Now she's refusing to release. Who's funding her nonprofit.
• 1:20:36
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 1:20:36
  Testecleese: Suspect. Suspect.
• 1:20:38
  Testecleese: I know as we're cutting budgets, and you're like, no, no, because apparently like I bet you the Government's still handing her money, and they haven't found it yet.
• 1:20:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:20:49
  Testecleese: I don't know. I guess I don't know what's gonna happen with it. Maybe nothing. Who cares, really? But
• 1:20:55
  Testecleese: did you see this chart Elon Musk had with the
• 1:20:58
  Testecleese: the millions of noncitizens that Biden gave social security numbers to. Yeah.
• 1:21:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:21:04
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 1:21:04
  Testecleese: Why are we giving them social security numbers
• 1:21:09
  Testecleese: and not like worker id numbers employee. You know what I mean.
• 1:21:12
  Brian McFadden: That's what Biden wanted.
• 1:21:15
  Testecleese: Just so you could somehow maybe make it look like you're a citizen because you have a social security number.
• 1:21:20
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: Because normally you have a worker id number that you use to pay taxes.
• 1:21:25
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:21:26
  Testecleese: Little. And you, one of these Cnn guys like it says right on it. Not, citizen.
• 1:21:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, nobody looks at that closely.
• 1:21:34
  Testecleese: Nobody looks at it. They see you put down a social security number. They think, citizen, they don't look at your actual social security card when you fill out an application right?
• 1:21:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. No.
• 1:21:45
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:21:46
  Testecleese: And yeah, like you said, even if you go to register to vote, you got a state driver's license, and you show that and just show them the Social security guard. They're not even gonna look at it. They're just gonna look at your id and say, Yup, and go ahead and put you in the registry.
• 1:21:57
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:21:59
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 1:22:01
  Testecleese: What's up the Gsa. What
• 1:22:06
  Testecleese: I want to say? That's the gay, straight alliance. But I can't remember what it was. Oh, this is the
• 1:22:10
  Testecleese: the government storage thing. That was that giant cave.
• 1:22:14
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Red. Rock.
• 1:22:16
  El Guapo: Oh, stop!
• 1:22:17
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:22:18
  Testecleese: And apparently he's saving like a million dollars by converting it to like a more modern thing instead of just like a literal cave inside of a mountain
• 1:22:27
  Testecleese: seems kind of ridiculous, you know.
• 1:22:30
  El Guapo: Well.
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: Zeldin, what what's Zeldin's job? I forget this every time.
• 1:22:37
  Brian McFadden: Secretary. I thought.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: Is he energy now? Well, now, maybe. EPA.
• 1:22:44
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Ebay. Okay. Eba.
• 1:22:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, he shut down this by Dpa, project.
• 1:22:50
  Brian McFadden: Hallelujah.
• 1:22:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was a museum or something, right? And like.
• 1:22:53
  Brian McFadden: In the EPA building.
• 1:22:58
  Testecleese: Like, Come on! What are we blowing.
• 1:23:01
  Brian McFadden: It was like 4 billion dollars a year there, or 4 million. They're spending this shit every year. And when they did the math
• 1:23:09
  Brian McFadden: it was utterly ridiculous what they were spending per customer coming into the museum.
• 1:23:15
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:23:16
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, it's it's like, there's a.
• 1:23:20
  El Guapo: Monday, laundry.
• 1:23:21
  Testecleese: That's what it sounds like. There's a wood shopping museum here. In the nearest community.
• 1:23:27
  Brian McFadden: A wood shopping museum, woodshopping.
• 1:23:32
  El Guapo: Show you different techniques, how to shop wood.
• 1:23:35
  Testecleese: That's they do some of that. But more than anything else, it's about the the history
• 1:23:40
  Testecleese: of West Virginia and the logging.
• 1:23:42
  El Guapo: Oh, okay. Okay.
• 1:23:43
  Brian McFadden: Is that where Paul Bunion was.
• 1:23:45
  Testecleese: Oh, no! Check this out. Have you ever watched the the lumberjack competitions on TV like on 5? That's right here in my county.
• 1:23:54
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 1:23:55
  Testecleese: This is the 60th anniversary coming up this year. I am.
• 1:23:58
  El Guapo: Oh, that's badass! You better be.
• 1:24:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, when when they stand on the log and like, cut it in half, and they have to like.
• 1:24:04
  Brian McFadden: Let her go live from there.
• 1:24:06
  Testecleese: I might have to. Yeah, they like chop the wedges in, and they put like planks in and climb this thing. Then cut the top of it off. You're like holy, that's crazy.
• 1:24:15
  Testecleese: You're cutting medallions off chainsaws. It's oof
• 1:24:18
  Testecleese: awesome competition to watch. I cannot wait to see it live in person. It's like a 6 day festival, like music and food, and.
• 1:24:25
  Brian McFadden: Beer.
• 1:24:25
  Testecleese: Competitions all over the county. It's all.
• 1:24:27
  Brian McFadden: No beer.
• 1:24:29
  Testecleese: I'm sure there's beer. I'm sure of it.
• 1:24:31
  Testecleese: Now, Brian, this might be the excuse for you to come out here to West Virginia
• 1:24:35
  Testecleese: to come to the woodshopping festival this year.
• 1:24:37
  Brian McFadden: Maybe.
• 1:24:39
  Testecleese: Oh, all right. Well, the the National Security Advisor, Guy top boss, got fired.
• 1:24:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I saw that.
• 1:24:49
  Testecleese: Yeah. He's a hangover from Biden, right?
• 1:24:51
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:24:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, whatever like, that's the exact.
• 1:24:56
  Brian McFadden: Playing around this time around.
• 1:24:58
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, he thought the 1st time around that these guys were gonna take him seriously and work with him
• 1:25:04
  Testecleese: instead of just trying to and try to shut everything down, and I was like, no fine. You're all fired.
• 1:25:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:25:11
  El Guapo: And he also someone else.
• 1:25:14
  Testecleese: Can't remember who. Oh, the National Security Agency guy there, general Howe.
• 1:25:21
  Testecleese: Got fired, too, and his, the deputy director, got reassigned somewhere else.
• 1:25:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:27
  Testecleese: So now here's 1 thing I'm a little concerned about. With all these slashes.
• 1:25:32
  Testecleese: The Pentagon faced a cut, and they're talking about cutting the army by 90,000 troops.
• 1:25:40
  Brian McFadden: I don't believe it.
• 1:25:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think this is more of a threat to try to scare people.
• 1:25:45
  El Guapo: -
• 1:25:46
  Testecleese: Because I'm certain the army could find a way to pay these people and just not spend $800 on a hammer. You know.
• 1:25:55
  Testecleese: I'm sure I'm sure you did plenty of your budget garbage in the Navy when you had to fill out paperwork and.
• 1:26:01
  Brian McFadden: Why is this cost so.
• 1:26:02
  Testecleese: Much.
• 1:26:03
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Yeah, sure it is.
• 1:26:05
  Testecleese: So the book. Oh, go ahead!
• 1:26:07
  Brian McFadden: I did.
• 1:26:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, told you about when we did operation Davey Jones on the Carl Vincent right.
• 1:26:13
  Brian McFadden: You're thinking shit.
• 1:26:15
  Testecleese: We? Yeah, we coming back into port for refueling.
• 1:26:19
  Testecleese: not shitting you a line. People all the way across the flight deck, dropping shit off the Fantail like $10,000 valves, was dropping in the ocean. Because if we come back with these valves we're not going to get the money to buy new ones. We don't need new ones.
• 1:26:35
  Testecleese: and it was frustrating, like I said, $10,000 valves at a time being dropped. We may as well been pushing, fucking jets off this thing. You know what I mean.
• 1:26:43
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:26:43
  El Guapo: God damn!
• 1:26:45
  Testecleese: And it was dude. It was
• 1:26:48
  Testecleese: all day event all day long, hundreds of miles. We're just dropping millions of dollars of gear over the side of the ship into the ocean.
• 1:26:55
  Testecleese: I'm like this is a giant waste of taxpayer money, and it pissed me off. But.
• 1:27:00
  Brian McFadden: Nobody cared.
• 1:27:01
  Testecleese: I don't make the rules right?
• 1:27:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. I was ordered to throw this away. And exactly. Raytheon will make us a new one right.
• 1:27:14
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:27:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, it's it's ridiculous. And this is the fraud and waste we're talking about.
• 1:27:20
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:27:21
  Testecleese: But no one believes it's real. I'm like you don't think the government is bloated.
• 1:27:25
  Testecleese: No waste, little you know. Little.
• 1:27:27
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:27:30
  Testecleese: Your God, then. But you know what I got a bridge to sell you in New York. Okay.
• 1:27:33
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:27:36
  Testecleese: The budget go through.
• 1:27:39
  Brian McFadden: It did on the Senate, and the Speaker of the House said, It's going to come up for a vote.
• 1:27:44
  Brian McFadden: and this the House of Representatives this week.
• 1:27:48
  Testecleese: I'm a little frustrated, I hope.
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: Trump vetoes it.
• 1:27:52
  Testecleese: It's it's another continuing resolution. Now it does move some money better. But it's another continuing resolution. We need an actual budget.
• 1:28:01
  Brian McFadden: I don't think I didn't realize it was another continuing resolution.
• 1:28:05
  Brian McFadden: Thought we were good until the end of the fiscal year. Now.
• 1:28:08
  Testecleese: There was a temporary whatever put on.
• 1:28:13
  Testecleese: And now it's you know, that time has run out just like this. Tick tock thing. I thought
• 1:28:18
  Testecleese: the Tiktok ban was gone. That trump did, but all he did was delayed by like 45 days.
• 1:28:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because Amazon's gonna buy it.
• 1:28:27
  Testecleese: Maybe if China China is refusing to sell their share, though so.
• 1:28:31
  El Guapo: What happened? What's wrong, China? Where don't you sell.
• 1:28:36
  Brian McFadden: It's worth a million dollars.
• 1:28:39
  Testecleese: China's controlling the algorithm to feed kids. Stupid shit, too.
• 1:28:43
  El Guapo: I know.
• 1:28:44
  Testecleese: I don't like the idea of the Federal Government deciding what you get to see and don't see. But I dislike the idea of the Communist getting it to do it even more. You know.
• 1:28:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:28:58
  Brian McFadden: I guess let's go to Covid for.
• 1:29:00
  El Guapo: Okay, go ahead.
• 1:29:03
  Brian McFadden: Andrew Cohen.
• 1:29:04
  Testecleese: Hello, yeah.
• 1:29:05
  Testecleese: And he said.
• 1:29:06
  Brian McFadden: Nursing home. Covid desk. Kate dismissed surprise. Surprise. Don't want to have anything get in his way of his run for New York City Governor or Mayor.
• 1:29:17
  Testecleese: This is ridiculous dude, like we.
• 1:29:19
  El Guapo: Step down.
• 1:29:20
  Testecleese: This is so obvious what happened and what he was doing. This was brought up as it was happening.
• 1:29:26
  Brian McFadden: On this show. Nobody listened. But on this show.
• 1:29:30
  El Guapo: Yeah. Oh, yeah. We actually named the episode grabbing Fannies and killing grannies.
• 1:29:34
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:35
  Brian McFadden: I remember that title.
• 1:29:37
  Testecleese: Oh, I was.
• 1:29:37
  El Guapo: Oh, God! That's about the best one we ever come up with.
• 1:29:41
  Testecleese: Yeah. But yeah, basically, he, he lost his job over grabbing women's asses.
• 1:29:45
  Testecleese: No, yeah.
• 1:29:46
  Testecleese: Battalion.
• 1:29:46
  El Guapo: No, you could kill my granny, but no ground fucking Betty's ass. No.
• 1:29:51
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:29:51
  El Guapo: That's for. Now.
• 1:29:52
  Testecleese: And then he's like, I'm Italian. It's what we do. I was like dude. You just had all Italian people like sexually assault women.
• 1:29:59
  El Guapo: Oh, my fucking God, yeah, that's the show. You should have listened to us back in the day. People.
• 1:30:06
  Testecleese: I know man like we are, we are so far ahead of this shit. We really are from the future.
• 1:30:11
  El Guapo: God! Yes!
• 1:30:15
  Testecleese: Oh, good!
• 1:30:16
  El Guapo: Go, go down, go ahead, but copy.
• 1:30:17
  Testecleese: Well. Now, dozens of cops in DC. Are in the middle of an investigation concerning a massive pandemic fraud case.
• 1:30:26
  Testecleese: Whoa, pocketing money for relief.
• 1:30:30
  Testecleese: The community.
• 1:30:33
  El Guapo: This is fucking true.
• 1:30:36
  El Guapo: you need to bring the National Guard and just keep it. Patrol that city until you replace it by cops.
• 1:30:43
  El Guapo: you know, and is it run by the Democrats?
• 1:30:46
  Testecleese: That's, I think, exactly right, Dude we should. It should not have its own government.
• 1:30:51
  Testecleese: Is it just, girl?
• 1:30:52
  El Guapo: It doesn't have their own city.
• 1:30:56
  El Guapo: they don't have fucking representative Congress. I think they do. But they got Senate.
• 1:31:02
  Testecleese: But they don't actually get.
• 1:31:03
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't get to vote. They have. What's your crazy lady in the House of Representatives? But nobody in the Senate.
• 1:31:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I said.
• 1:31:12
  Brian McFadden: Over and out, in homes.
• 1:31:14
  El Guapo: Yes, more like a territory. It actually yes, so.
• 1:31:20
  Testecleese: Like Guam.
• 1:31:22
  El Guapo: Yes, the the only reason the way DC is shaped like that used to be like a diamond. Okay.
• 1:31:29
  Brian McFadden: In the room.
• 1:31:30
  El Guapo: When the separation of the State, the Northern aggression to the South.
• 1:31:36
  El Guapo: That's why Virginia reclaim all the territory. And now it's shaped like the way it is.
• 1:31:42
  Testecleese: God!
• 1:31:43
  Testecleese: I am.
• 1:31:44
  El Guapo: Yeah. So I think it should be
• 1:31:49
  El Guapo: It should be appointed by the President, who is the major.
• 1:31:53
  El Guapo: and it is what it is sorry. Get the fuck out, you know this is a neutral ground. You're not supposed to be run by the
• 1:32:03
  El Guapo: any State.
• 1:32:04
  El Guapo: It's a territory
• 1:32:06
  El Guapo: they don't. They I like. I said exactly. They shouldn't have a government at all. It should just be
• 1:32:10
  El Guapo: the Federal. The President decide who's gonna be the governor, the major of that town and run it, because right now it's running. I heard Robert the morning recently went to see his daughter.
• 1:32:24
  El Guapo: who who's a ballerina.
• 1:32:27
  El Guapo: and she works in a she's a she got a desk production in the Kennedy center which trump took over.
• 1:32:35
  El Guapo: and he was walking down the downtown and right about Pennsylvania Avenue. Somebody took down and took a fucking dump in the middle of the street.
• 1:32:44
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:32:45
  El Guapo: And guess what happened to him.
• 1:32:47
  Brian McFadden: He got pooped on.
• 1:32:47
  Testecleese: Nothing.
• 1:32:48
  El Guapo: Nothing.
• 1:32:50
  Testecleese: Well, see, that's the thing is, California is just as garbagey, you know, with the people pooping in the street.
• 1:32:55
  El Guapo: Then I think.
• 1:32:56
  Testecleese: Out. California also just failed their audit on the Federal programs concerning mismanagement of Covid funds. This ain't.
• 1:33:03
  Brian McFadden: To, the.
• 1:33:03
  Testecleese: 6% of these benefits are in question. Now.
• 1:33:06
  El Guapo: So. Yeah, the all this fucking thing it should be. You know what ever the President come in. He's appoint the fucking God, Mayor, if you don't fucking, you don't like it. Get the fuck out of this city, you know you always don't.
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: Don't even, not even don't even have a mayor. Dude treated like a national park. Put a fucking park Ranger over there like Boston Common.
• 1:33:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, I I feel you both. But you do do. But it should be like a. It's just a major, because you had. Yeah, because it's like almost like a city, too.
• 1:33:41
  Testecleese: So what?
• 1:33:43
  El Guapo: This is the fucking Major Park Ranger chief in charge. Okay, how's that?
• 1:33:49
  Testecleese: The only thing I like about DC. Is that it's set up in the old school spoken wheel design that you never see in cities anymore instead of blocks. It's pretty cool.
• 1:33:58
  El Guapo: Well, it's actually shaped like a cross, too, because of Christian volumes and stuff.
• 1:34:02
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, but that's the spokes in the wheel that do that. And there's.
• 1:34:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:34:05
  Testecleese: Crazy conspiracy theories about the the masons doing these.
• 1:34:08
  Brian McFadden: Well, this next article should have been in leftovers.
• 1:34:12
  El Guapo: What's that?
• 1:34:13
  Brian McFadden: The Canadian Freedom convoy leaders have been convicted for protesting the Covid lockdowns.
• 1:34:19
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 1:34:20
  Testecleese: That's here, because it brings us from Covid into our foreign stuff.
• 1:34:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:34:26
  Brian McFadden: Could have been leftovers too.
• 1:34:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, well.
• 1:34:29
  Brian McFadden: We definitely talked about these people living there, losing all their checking accounts and their livelihoods.
• 1:34:36
  Testecleese: Truck drivers. What am I?
• 1:34:38
  Brian McFadden: Here. Yeah, here the I'm talking freedom. Convoy. Yeah.
• 1:34:41
  El Guapo: Pierre. Pierre dropped the ball. He should have been like if I was fucking Prime Minister. This shit never would have happened with.
• 1:34:48
  Brian McFadden: You're never gonna be fucking Prime Minister, Canada.
• 1:34:51
  El Guapo: He had a chance, but he dropped the fucking ball. Okay, he could have been.
• 1:34:57
  Brian McFadden: Oh, you've never got a chance being Prime Minister.
• 1:34:59
  El Guapo: Not me, Pierre.
• 1:35:02
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:35:03
  Testecleese: Well, the the new Prime Minister here apparently, has been accused of plagiarism while studying in Oxford.
• 1:35:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it sounds like he learned it from President Biden.
• 1:35:11
  Testecleese: That's exactly what I was gonna say, and it's amazing how everyone forgot about that. Like he dropped out of the race in
• 1:35:17
  Testecleese: the nineties right.
• 1:35:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:35:19
  Testecleese: Because of. He got busted plagiarizing.
• 1:35:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:35:22
  Brian McFadden: And now it's a claim to fame.
• 1:35:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, Oh, okay, that's just like a thing. Now, I guess.
• 1:35:28
  Testecleese: And we found out a whole bunch of this play dressing stuff happened with, like the leader, like the president of like Harvard, and stuff, too. Remember.
• 1:35:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep. She lost her job.
• 1:35:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, she lost her job, but still works at the school.
• 1:35:43
  Testecleese: Okay? And they call with Maureen le Pen, the French woman. They say she's the far right leader.
• 1:35:49
  Brian McFadden: To the arrested, so she can't run for Presidential election in 2027.
• 1:35:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I just thought it was funny. They called her far right. She's a fucking Socialist.
• 1:35:59
  Brian McFadden: Opposite Overseas.
• 1:36:02
  Testecleese: Stuff.
• 1:36:03
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:36:03
  Brian McFadden: Gets really confusing is, the parties are totally opposite of us thinking
• 1:36:11
  Brian McFadden: so when you think far right, you're thinking
• 1:36:14
  Brian McFadden: Democrats overseas blah blah, and vice versa.
• 1:36:18
  Testecleese: See, I like in general. I liked le Pen
• 1:36:21
  Testecleese: in general, but she's been busted. Embezzlement or something is what they got her for.
• 1:36:26
  Testecleese: This. This sounds like targeting our another witch hunt to keep her out of office. Yeah, it's like.
• 1:36:32
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. It sounds like.
• 1:36:34
  Testecleese: Because this happened in Brazil and Venezuela and Mexico, too. Right.
• 1:36:41
  El Guapo: Ed, trump.
• 1:36:43
  Testecleese: Well, they they tried to get trump Mexico. They actually.
• 1:36:46
  Brian McFadden: Still don't trump.
• 1:36:47
  El Guapo: They're still on trump. 34 convicted felony.
• 1:36:51
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:36:52
  Testecleese: Well see what stopped them from actually stopping trump was the Constitution. Thank God!
• 1:36:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37:01
  El Guapo: Man.
• 1:37:01
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:37:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's not a convicted felon yet.
• 1:37:04
  El Guapo: I know, but they just they just use it as a clickbait.
• 1:37:08
  Testecleese: That's because they can lie to people's faces, and people are too stupid to.
• 1:37:12
  Brian McFadden: Until you're sentenced until you're sentencing. You're not convicted.
• 1:37:17
  El Guapo: But this is what I'm sorry, Dude.
• 1:37:24
  El Guapo: I had to say it.
• 1:37:26
  Brian McFadden: Say it.
• 1:37:27
  El Guapo: Repeal, the 19.
• 1:37:31
  Testecleese: Come on.
• 1:37:33
  Testecleese: It's funny. I know more women that would say that than men.
• 1:37:36
  El Guapo: I know, but.
• 1:37:38
  Brian McFadden: The women aren't the problem overall. Most.
• 1:37:41
  El Guapo: No, no, I think you need to have a scheme in.
• 1:37:44
  Testecleese: I mean.
• 1:37:45
  El Guapo: You need to have a skin in the game, you need to know, like, in order for you to vote, you need to pull.
• 1:37:52
  El Guapo: Do some time, you know.
• 1:37:54
  Testecleese: It's asinine that half the.
• 1:37:55
  Brian McFadden: Only criminals involved.
• 1:37:57
  El Guapo: Half the population to war.
• 1:37:59
  Brian McFadden: Only criminals can vote because they're the ones that did their time.
• 1:38:03
  El Guapo: Yeah. That's why you end up in the military.
• 1:38:07
  Testecleese: Like the idea. Okay, we'll let women vote. But we have to observe, yeah, some some.
• 1:38:12
  El Guapo: Peace Corp, Med, like medical type of issues and stuff like that.
• 1:38:16
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Emt, for the farm.
• 1:38:18
  Testecleese: Amd. By the fire you get to vote.
• 1:38:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, fire department, ent something like that.
• 1:38:24
  Testecleese: Actually join the service. So you actually have an idea of how this stuff works and what's going on.
• 1:38:30
  Testecleese: Americans have had it so cushy for so long. They have no idea how any of this stuff works.
• 1:38:35
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 1:38:36
  Brian McFadden: Part of the problem.
• 1:38:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:38:38
  Testecleese: And you know, I keep hearing people talk about war. I'm like, you guys have no idea what it's like.
• 1:38:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:44
  Testecleese: You just talk about sending people to go die for a country you can't find on a map.
• 1:38:50
  Brian McFadden: Ukraine.
• 1:38:50
  Testecleese: Someone else. Yeah, because someone else told you that you should. You know.
• 1:38:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:56
  El Guapo: And I don't mean repealing, acting just for females. No, for, like everybody.
• 1:39:01
  El Guapo: you have to show like 2 skim in the game.
• 1:39:03
  El Guapo: because I had so great power.
• 1:39:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but we don't draft women.
• 1:39:07
  El Guapo: We don't. We have some great. I have some gray palettes.
• 1:39:12
  El Guapo: airport pilots, commanding officers, and stuff like that like good. They're amazing, you know whatever.
• 1:39:19
  El Guapo: It's just individual, you know, but at the same time you cannot just let anybody fucking vote.
• 1:39:24
  Testecleese: Oh, let's be real guys. How many times did a handful of women on your ship get pregnant right before deployment.
• 1:39:33
  El Guapo: No, it happens, you know.
• 1:39:34
  Testecleese: Oh, we had a whole bunch.
• 1:39:37
  Brian McFadden: Never on the Carl Vincent for me.
• 1:39:39
  Testecleese: No women on when you were on. They were when I was on it.
• 1:39:41
  El Guapo: And I think they need to. The okay. You put some skin in the game, but you have to be at least 35 years old to vote a female.
• 1:39:49
  Testecleese: Or landowner. I say.
• 1:39:52
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:39:54
  El Guapo: 35 years to vote for female, because then you have some life experience.
• 1:39:59
  El Guapo: You know what is a little bit about, you know, but you have to have some service behind you.
• 1:40:05
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, realistically.
• 1:40:07
  Testecleese: the Civil Rights Act of 1964 doesn't apply to women anymore, because gender is no longer an immutable.
• 1:40:13
  El Guapo: It's a fucking social construct.
• 1:40:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, so like, now, you can discriminate based on gender, because if you can switch your gender, it's not immutable anymore.
• 1:40:25
  Testecleese: So anyway.
• 1:40:26
  Testecleese: the Europeans over there tried to launch like some kind of orbital rocket. I'm not sure exactly what we're supposed to do.
• 1:40:34
  Brian McFadden: Not crash.
• 1:40:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. It crashed as soon as it took off.
• 1:40:38
  El Guapo: Did you hire Eli? No.
• 1:40:41
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, man. Go talk to Elon. He knows what he can catch these motherfuckers coming back. That's insane.
• 1:40:46
  Brian McFadden: Insane.
• 1:40:47
  El Guapo: Dude. This is like, Oh, why is he like? Look at this like? Don't you want a rocket scientist? Look behind this shit.
• 1:40:54
  El Guapo: Go down.
• 1:40:55
  El Guapo: He's literally a rocket scientist.
• 1:40:58
  Testecleese: Well, and that's what got me, too, is, I was watching some of these Tesla protests, and.
• 1:41:02
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:41:02
  Testecleese: They're asking these folks like, has Elon ever done anything good like? No like. So you don't like that? He brought the astronauts back that, NASA and
• 1:41:10
  Testecleese: no
• 1:41:10
  Testecleese: bring back. And they're like, well, he's like, so all right. So we can agree. He did one. He's okay. He's like, Can you please look in the camera and say, Thank you, Elon, for saving the astronauts, and she's like Fuck Elon.
• 1:41:23
  Testecleese: Okay, every thinks a monolith to these people.
• 1:41:27
  El Guapo: So if somebody gonna look after your taxes, example
• 1:41:31
  El Guapo: and like he like is tedious with his work.
• 1:41:35
  El Guapo: don't you want a rocket scientist quote, unquote.
• 1:41:39
  El Guapo: to look into it, to see where it's being spent on.
• 1:41:42
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny. You say that because John
• 1:41:46
  Testecleese: was going through my finances with me, and he found out I was paying for 3 extra Netflix accounts, and he canceled the 3 extra accounts.
• 1:41:55
  Testecleese: I was so furious that I lit Bob's car on fire.
• 1:41:59
  Testecleese: because, you know, that'll teach John right.
• 1:42:01
  Brian McFadden: I'm totally lost.
• 1:42:04
  Testecleese: Those man
• 1:42:05
  Testecleese: the dude, saving you money. So you go and light someone else's car on fire to say you don't like him.
• 1:42:10
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:42:11
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:42:12
  Testecleese: Ridiculous.
• 1:42:13
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 1:42:15
  Testecleese: And don't get me wrong. I feel a little bad for people losing their jobs.
• 1:42:19
  Testecleese: But no, no, no, no, not entitled to a job in the United States Government.
• 1:42:23
  El Guapo: Fuck that shit.
• 1:42:25
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's right now. People the main people are getting let go are people who only been around for a year or less.
• 1:42:31
  Brian McFadden: They just got hired.
• 1:42:33
  El Guapo: No, no, there's a bloody pack of people. Let it go from fucking Starbucks. I don't hear them protesting about this shit.
• 1:42:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:42:40
  Brian McFadden: You can start your own.
• 1:42:42
  El Guapo: Starbucks being protested. But you got this.
• 1:42:45
  El Guapo: There's a fucking market for coffee. Honestly, there's a way too many fucking coffee shops.
• 1:42:50
  Brian McFadden: Create the signs for the Starbucks, protesters
• 1:42:54
  Brian McFadden: and show up at Starbucks and start protesting.
• 1:42:57
  El Guapo: No, because they're making their own fucking brewery. Everybody's making their own brewery. There's coffee shops I could go to like. Oh, cool! Let me go over here. They saw they got smart like we can sell alcohol, too, so the date goes. Well, I could buy fucking alcohol after you know.
• 1:43:13
  Testecleese: Irish coffee.
• 1:43:15
  El Guapo: Something like that.
• 1:43:16
  Testecleese: Put a little whiskey in your coffee.
• 1:43:17
  El Guapo: Hell, yeah, why not fuck it? My, you know what I'm saying is like nobody, protested Starbucks, when they fucking, they fucking, letting people go.
• 1:43:26
  El Guapo: I'm sorry that's a part of life. I got let go by 2 fucking.
• 1:43:30
  Testecleese: No, I'm not saying they shouldn't lose their jobs. I'm saying it just sucks to lose your job.
• 1:43:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, it sucks. Get over it. Okay, that's why.
• 1:43:36
  Testecleese: You have, you have. You are not entitled to a job in the Federal Government.
• 1:43:41
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:43:41
  El Guapo: And all these fucking people use it. Oh, he's a veteran. I don't give a fuck. He's a veteran. I'm a fucking veteran, too. I lost my fucking job. Nobody give a shit.
• 1:43:50
  Testecleese: Nobody cares.
• 1:43:51
  El Guapo: Nobody cares. Move on. Okay, and how long you can you use that veteran fuck? Excuse on you, on you all the time
• 1:43:58
  El Guapo: I stopped like I don't care. I'm a veteran I don't like. If you, me and you are talking personally, I will let you know, but only that I don't carry that fucking V car on me like I'm a veteran, you know.
• 1:44:11
  Testecleese: Well that you're in Hampton Roads area of Virginia.
• 1:44:14
  El Guapo: Everybody's fucking. Better.
• 1:44:16
  Testecleese: 2 thirds of the people are invested out there.
• 1:44:18
  El Guapo: The people. I'm a better like fucking coincomming.
• 1:44:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:44:23
  El Guapo: Beggars.
• 1:44:24
  Testecleese: Money. I'm a vet. It's like bitch. We're all vets.
• 1:44:26
  El Guapo: Your better is get the fucking. Get the fuck out of here. Go get a job. Yeah, you know. I'm sorry.
• 1:44:30
  Testecleese: Hey? That that 7 11 you're begging in front of. They have a now hiring sign. Yeah, you know.
• 1:44:36
  Brian McFadden: They don't care.
• 1:44:37
  El Guapo: Like collected fucking trash on the middle of the highway.
• 1:44:40
  El Guapo: They're getting paid for it, and when they finish picking the trash you know what I see them doing.
• 1:44:45
  El Guapo: The wrap up the file trash bag and just sit up on the phone like it to wait to get picked up to the next fucking.
• 1:44:51
  Brian McFadden: An iphone or a galaxy. S. 7.
• 1:44:54
  El Guapo: Whatever it is they get to picked up to the next fucking station to pick up trash and they get a pay. What can you do that instead of begging for money.
• 1:45:02
  El Guapo: pick up trash, get paid by the pound.
• 1:45:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, or even, or even not even by the pound. You
• 1:45:09
  Testecleese: spend 8 h cleaning up the sidewalks.
• 1:45:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, that.
• 1:45:13
  Testecleese: We're gonna pay you minimum wage.
• 1:45:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:45:17
  Testecleese: No, you know, all you gotta do is spend an entire day cleaning up the trash and put it in the bins.
• 1:45:21
  El Guapo: And I hate giving people money. No, you earned this shit. I had a.
• 1:45:26
  Brian McFadden: The beggars are getting real sophisticated. They're asking for my cell, my cash app my apple pay. I just go to the ATM.
• 1:45:35
  Testecleese: You want to use a like a scan code up from my phone on your phone like, if that thing costs $1,500, why are you begging for money? For you know.
• 1:45:48
  Brian McFadden: I mean, even when I got cash in my pocket, I'll say I don't carry cash anymore.
• 1:45:51
  El Guapo: Carecast like. Oh, I gotta pay. I gotta app.
• 1:45:54
  Brian McFadden: That's when I get asked about.
• 1:45:55
  El Guapo: Get out of here.
• 1:45:56
  Brian McFadden: I can use the sorry I'm fake.
• 1:45:58
  Brian McFadden: I work hard for my money.
• 1:46:01
  Brian McFadden: A $100!
• 1:46:02
  Brian McFadden: Oh, gosh!
• 1:46:02
  El Guapo: This bar foam
• 1:46:05
  El Guapo: data. Why should I pay you to fucking like? Can you give me a couple bucks? No, nobody fucking, giving me money I had to go get earn this shit. Okay.
• 1:46:15
  El Guapo: this is fucking. Ridiculous dude.
• 1:46:18
  Brian McFadden: Boom.
• 1:46:20
  El Guapo: No, that's why I don't give money to beggars. I'm sorry I the only time I beg for it. Give me a job, and that's it.
• 1:46:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:46:30
  El Guapo: Can you hire me? Yes or no? Okay, cool, you say not to me. I move on to the next fucking
• 1:46:36
  El Guapo: person. You know. They were willing to hire me.
• 1:46:39
  Brian McFadden: So Trump is continuing his computations of Joe Biden, followers of life.
• 1:46:47
  Brian McFadden: He just commuted the sentence of Hunter Biden's fall. Guy Jason Galanis.
• 1:46:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is the guy that said that
• 1:46:58
  Testecleese: this is the guy that said Joe Biden was definitely the big guy right?
• 1:47:02
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:47:03
  Testecleese: That gets to 10%.
• 1:47:06
  Testecleese: What was he incarcerated for? Do you remember.
• 1:47:09
  Brian McFadden: Tax fraud. I believe.
• 1:47:11
  Testecleese: But okay, and but Hunter got a pardon for it.
• 1:47:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Thanks to his, his dad, the president.
• 1:47:20
  Testecleese: Yeah. What do you think is going to happen concerning that auto pen thing?
• 1:47:26
  Brian McFadden: Nothing.
• 1:47:26
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:47:27
  Testecleese: You know.
• 1:47:28
  Testecleese: Well, I guess nothing will happen unless they try to prosecute someone who got one of these pardons. You know.
• 1:47:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:47:35
  Testecleese: So when they bring up charges against fauci right before the midterms.
• 1:47:39
  Testecleese: to remind everyone how much fauci kicked everyone in the balls.
• 1:47:43
  Testecleese: That might be the way to do it.
• 1:47:45
  Brian McFadden: Might be.
• 1:47:46
  Testecleese: Everyone votes again. Right?
• 1:47:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:47:48
  El Guapo: I'm not opposed to the idea, but sounds good legit.
• 1:47:54
  Testecleese: Well, they're saying that Joe didn't sign these himself. He used the machine to do it, and he wasn't even the country when some of these bargains got.
• 1:47:59
  El Guapo: It wasn't even Joe himself joining.
• 1:48:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He wasn't even. He wasn't even in the.
• 1:48:04
  Brian McFadden: That's what an autopant is.
• 1:48:08
  Testecleese: All right, and I've never heard of this Fay Hall person.
• 1:48:12
  Testecleese: but an American has been released by that's been held by the Taliban.
• 1:48:17
  Brian McFadden: Aliban. Yeah.
• 1:48:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, so that's pretty good, I guess.
• 1:48:20
  Brian McFadden: Trump's doing his thing.
• 1:48:22
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:48:23
  Testecleese: honestly, I don't give much of a shit about this signal thing. I haven't been following it much, but apparently everyone else is. So if you give a shit about this, tell me about it.
• 1:48:33
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, everybody's making a big deal about it. But like we said on previous shows that there was nothing really classified that came out on this thing.
• 1:48:42
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:48:43
  Brian McFadden: It was like, we're going to do this. The target has been confirmed here. Blah blah birds are in the air. Blah blah! No time involved, no location involved.
• 1:48:53
  Testecleese: Well, that's why. And I remember saying specifically, I thought that this was leaked intentionally.
• 1:48:57
  Brian McFadden: I do, too. I think it's leaked intentionally.
• 1:49:00
  Testecleese: Yeah to Goldberg, because, remember, he's the same one who said the Russian collusion. He's the he's the 1st one to deny the hunter Biden Laptop.
• 1:49:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:49:09
  Testecleese: He was released a whole bunch of this stuff
• 1:49:12
  Testecleese: because they knew he was going to release this, because there's no shorthand
• 1:49:16
  Testecleese: in this thing. Like everyone, shorthands in text form, right.
• 1:49:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:49:21
  Testecleese: They set out like, well, we said we weren't going to bomb Yemen. Nobody knows who the Houthis are. So maybe you know. And they basically explained why they were doing this, and they got this far left reporter to tell everybody.
• 1:49:34
  El Guapo: No, that would be funny.
• 1:49:35
  Testecleese: Back. Happened.
• 1:49:36
  El Guapo: Either would be funny, like a live video of them fucking texted to each other.
• 1:49:41
  Testecleese: Like standing next to each other, laughing about it.
• 1:49:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, let's see, bite this shit.
• 1:49:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. But I think this is bait on this hook.
• 1:49:48
  El Guapo: Yeah. And this is what I was saying. The fucking phrase mandrake is doing what mandrake does
• 1:49:55
  El Guapo: magic. This is a fucking like, watch what my right hand doing to worry about my left hand's doing, you know.
• 1:50:02
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, you're looking at the shiny keys. Yeah.
• 1:50:05
  El Guapo: You know I was like, hold on! Hold on! Because he was doing something else, too.
• 1:50:10
  El Guapo: I forgot what it was they were doing the same time, and nobody else put attention to it or like, Oh, shit! We got leaky, fucking footage about this fucking conversation, and trump was doing something else like nobody, stop him.
• 1:50:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's already moved on to like 6 different things. And yes.
• 1:50:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:26
  Testecleese: Talking about.
• 1:50:26
  El Guapo: When you were watching this he was like fuck is his.
• 1:50:30
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 1:50:30
  Testecleese: Tariffs, employees.
• 1:50:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, something like that. I forgot what it was like, oh, my God, you guys are stupid. And you guys are going out. Yeah, we got him we got him.
• 1:50:39
  El Guapo: Hold on! There's nothing here.
• 1:50:42
  El Guapo: What.
• 1:50:44
  Testecleese: Did you see this thing that just got through the Congress?
• 1:50:49
  Testecleese: Johnson's kind of upset? 9 Republicans joined the Democrats about
• 1:50:53
  Testecleese: allowing women that had babies to vote remotely in Congress like.
• 1:50:58
  El Guapo: I don't like it.
• 1:50:59
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:51:00
  Testecleese: At all, and.
• 1:51:01
  El Guapo: Because the double fuck standard.
• 1:51:04
  Testecleese: Well, there's only 13 women that have ever had a baby while serving in Congress.
• 1:51:11
  Testecleese: and I don't like the idea that you get to send someone to vote in your place. It's like, just resign your position as a congresswoman.
• 1:51:18
  Testecleese: If you're going to have.
• 1:51:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, President Trump supports it.
• 1:51:21
  Testecleese: I think it's a terrible idea.
• 1:51:22
  El Guapo: Okay, outside is a fucking blue Knight.
• 1:51:26
  El Guapo: He's a
• 1:51:28
  El Guapo: because he got money. He came able to like. Oh, okay, she wants a million dollar. Give her a million dollars whatever I can't do that shit sorry, trump. I like you, but I cannot be fucking Blue Knight.
• 1:51:43
  Testecleese: Representative, Paulina Luna.
• 1:51:46
  Testecleese: Typically liked her. She's 1 of these.
• 1:51:48
  El Guapo: Oh, dude I that's she! She would have had my baby. I'll be okay with it, like whatever.
• 1:51:52
  Testecleese: She went and voted with the hey, I should be able to send someone else to vote for me right after I have a baby.
• 1:51:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, no sorry you and Congress. It's a fucking duty.
• 1:52:01
  Brian McFadden: Even share that article to the groove.
• 1:52:04
  El Guapo: It's a fucking duty. It's not fucking.
• 1:52:06
  Testecleese: Furious. At 9 Republicans.
• 1:52:08
  El Guapo: Hey? Do you like doing duty?
• 1:52:12
  Testecleese: Oh, no, dude, I know what duty is.
• 1:52:13
  Testecleese: Do you like doing duty? Do you like it?
• 1:52:18
  El Guapo: But you do it.
• 1:52:18
  Testecleese: And satisfying. But no, it's.
• 1:52:20
  El Guapo: But you.
• 1:52:20
  Testecleese: We can do it.
• 1:52:21
  El Guapo: You.
• 1:52:22
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:52:23
  El Guapo: Okay, Brian, do you like doing duty?
• 1:52:26
  Brian McFadden: I love picking a poop.
• 1:52:27
  El Guapo: No, you don't buy you fucking, do it. I don't like it, but I do it. You know what.
• 1:52:32
  Testecleese: You a fucking conqueror.
• 1:52:34
  El Guapo: This is the job. What entail you fucking? Suck it up and you fucking, do it.
• 1:52:38
  Testecleese: Well, and what you hold office as a Congress person for 2 years. Right.
• 1:52:42
  El Guapo: It's this fucking service. If you don't want to fucking, serve, get the fuck out. No.
• 1:52:47
  Testecleese: It's it's a two-year job. Yes, don't get pregnant in the 2 years that you're gonna be in office.
• 1:52:53
  Testecleese: you know.
• 1:52:55
  El Guapo: Yeah. But you know what you get pregnant. Just if you fucking Republican suck it up. Go keep. Okay. I'm sorry.
• 1:53:03
  Testecleese: Either either come and vote in person or resign your position. Let someone else take it. We can do the job properly.
• 1:53:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, is divided at this point, right.
• 1:53:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't care like I'm sorry you you if I if I get let's say, for instance, I'm a Congressman.
• 1:53:18
  El Guapo: and I get my wife pregnant.
• 1:53:21
  El Guapo: Okay, and I want to be with them. I'm sorry I had to resign my office. Same thing.
• 1:53:26
  Testecleese: Secretary of Transportation under Biden Blinken.
• 1:53:30
  Testecleese: How much time did he take off because he bought a baby.
• 1:53:33
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:53:34
  El Guapo: That was fucking. Puttijay.
• 1:53:36
  Testecleese: Whoa! I'm sorry. I thought it was Lincoln.
• 1:53:38
  El Guapo: Is the fucking defense, he went after. He called
• 1:53:42
  El Guapo: after he got fucking the ass, and disappeared for a while, because he don't like the way he don't like the way the fucking figure felt in his fucking asshole.
• 1:53:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, you didn't get that prostate done right.
• 1:53:51
  Testecleese: What got me, though, is Blinken and Antonin Blinken, or like it.
• 1:53:58
  El Guapo: Put a put a jet so disappear for a while.
• 1:54:00
  Testecleese: No, no, I was just saying, blinking. He started going by a blinking, so it sounded like.
• 1:54:05
  El Guapo: Oh, God!
• 1:54:06
  Testecleese: And I was like, Oh, that.
• 1:54:07
  El Guapo: One of those fucking one of those fucking guys. Yeah.
• 1:54:10
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:54:11
  Brian McFadden: Any other topics from leftovers.
• 1:54:14
  Testecleese: Well, some woman in Pennsylvania accused some stranger of rape because she's a bitch
• 1:54:20
  Testecleese: and and kidnapping. She just got sentenced to jail. But
• 1:54:23
  Testecleese: I think if you are sentenced to prison time because of
• 1:54:27
  Testecleese: false accusation, you should serve the same sentence by a person accused would have served had they been convicted.
• 1:54:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:54:35
  Testecleese: You know. I mean, you're using someone to rape.
• 1:54:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:54:37
  Testecleese: The sentence of rape.
• 1:54:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, you wanna be. You want to have fucking equal rights, equal equal rights equal left.
• 1:54:45
  Testecleese: Exactly, and she admitted that she made it up too. So oh, my God, we think you're wrong!
• 1:54:51
  El Guapo: Good, one.
• 1:54:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't.
• 1:54:51
  El Guapo: Dude. I saw the video recently about fucking. Oldest boys are getting fucked over because they wanna be
• 1:55:03
  El Guapo: gender neutral. In a way, it's gonna backfire. The entire country's gonna go fucking far right.
• 1:55:12
  El Guapo: And all these females are gonna lose their fucking female rights in a way.
• 1:55:16
  Testecleese: Especially Gen. Z. They are leaning hard left.
• 1:55:19
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, how? Right?
• 1:55:20
  Testecleese: Right? Yeah, because of what's been going on their entire life. They're looking at this like what the fuck is going on. This is ridiculous. These kids will never be able to buy a house unless something changes. They will never be a homeowner.
• 1:55:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, and it's gonna change hard. It did. I was scared of the left because the way the laugh
• 1:55:40
  El Guapo: oh, the transmission, the fucking problem. I was scared then they're gonna go hardcore.
• 1:55:47
  El Guapo: I guess the left, I mean the transvestar community.
• 1:55:51
  El Guapo: But right now, in a way a little bit scared of the heart of the right.
• 1:55:57
  El Guapo: the way everything's going, you know.
• 1:55:59
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:56:01
  El Guapo: I mean.
• 1:56:02
  Testecleese: Even your younger millennials are having a tough time.
• 1:56:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:56:05
  Testecleese: Buying homes and vehicles.
• 1:56:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:56:08
  Testecleese: And.
• 1:56:10
  El Guapo: If we could, if they could bring it to the center to make a little bit more common sense.
• 1:56:14
  El Guapo: I I think I'll be okay with it. But I don't know.
• 1:56:20
  Testecleese: Well, one more topic I did want to bring up.
• 1:56:26
  Testecleese: There were some special elections.
• 1:56:28
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Florida took the Republicans, took all the seats available. Wisconsin. Do you know Wisconsin citizens can vote for Supreme Court? That's crazy. I had no idea.
• 1:56:40
  El Guapo: Every State is different, because you so, since you could vote for judges and stuff.
• 1:56:46
  Testecleese: The Supreme Court Justices, though I was like, Oh, that's okay.
• 1:56:49
  Testecleese: But Wisconsin put in this far Liberal guy, and apparently what people are thinking is that they're going to change a whole bunch of rules and allow more gerrymandering.
• 1:56:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, but it is what it is. And
• 1:57:03
  El Guapo: it's already conservative. I mean, leftist, anyways.
• 1:57:07
  Testecleese: Not just voting trump, though.
• 1:57:11
  Brian McFadden: That's why I have. I'm leaning more and more that they're voting for trump, not the Republican party. So.
• 1:57:17
  Testecleese: Exactly, and like I've said trump is no Republican.
• 1:57:20
  Testecleese: He said the same thing. He's saying the same stuff now, Nancy Pelosi was saying in the nineties, Oprah, he said. Stuff on Oprah Winfrey, that he said recently, that Oprah's like, would you ever run for President? I'll be your Vp.
• 1:57:32
  Brian McFadden: She was. Never she was gonna lose so much money running for President.
• 1:57:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, and he's a guy I don't really want to unless something, everything went wrong. Do you think you'd win? He's why I don't do stuff to lose like.
• 1:57:43
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:57:44
  Testecleese: Sounds just like trump, doesn't it?
• 1:57:46
  Brian McFadden: One out of one out of 3 lost. That ain't bad.
• 1:57:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright.
• 1:57:52
  Testecleese: Oh, there we go, Brian, that is our show. Let's pinch this turd off.
• 1:57:58
  Brian McFadden: All right.