Latest / Houselights: A Film Director Podcast / Young Sherlock Holmes (1985) - Barry Levinson | Houselights #268: Wing of Sherlock
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- 0:03Speaker 1: Welcome to the ned Palty.
- 0:20Speaker 2: Welcome back to house Lights.
- 0:22Speaker 3: Specifically, this time, we are still in the wing of
- 0:25Speaker 3: Sherlock Holmes as we examine Sherlock Holmes, the character as
- 0:29Speaker 3: filmed as put on screen by various directors and played
- 0:33Speaker 3: by various people. I am one of your hosts, Inspector
- 0:36Speaker 3: John Mills, and I am joined by my esteemed colleagues,
- 0:41Speaker 3: possibly somebody in disguise hiding a childhood trauma, Professor Darren Moser,
- 0:46Speaker 3: and the Scotland yard detective who refuses to believe me
- 0:50Speaker 3: that there are poison thorns out there, Detective Tristan Riddell. Gentlemen,
- 0:55Speaker 3: I am pleased to have you join me in this
- 0:58Speaker 3: examination of a movie that is no own, primarily for
- 1:01Speaker 3: the fact that an effect in it is what everybody
- 1:05Speaker 3: hinges on about computer animation, Sherlock Holmes and the Polyhedron
- 1:10Speaker 3: of Danger, where oh wait, no, I'm sorry, it's just
- 1:12Speaker 3: called Young Sherlock Holmes. It's just some similarities to another
- 1:15Speaker 3: film that pop up later on, but directed by Barry
- 1:19Speaker 3: Levinson of all people, and lensed by Stephen Goldblatt and
- 1:26Speaker 3: portraying an alternate version of Sherlock and John Watson meeting
- 1:31Speaker 3: while they are young men at school in England, and so, gentlemen,
- 1:37Speaker 3: the inevitable question that we always have because I can
- 1:40Speaker 3: never recall. I know, this is my first time actually
- 1:43Speaker 3: watching this film. Did either one of you encounter this beforehand? Tristan,
- 1:47Speaker 3: did you see this before this moment in time?
- 1:50Speaker 4: When we sat down to watch it, I was thinking, Okay, yeah,
- 1:54Speaker 4: I've never seen this before. You know, this is the
- 1:57Speaker 4: first time. Let's get going. And then as I was watching,
- 2:00Speaker 4: I was like, wait, how did I know what was
- 2:01Speaker 4: going to happen?
- 2:02Speaker 5: Wait?
- 2:02Speaker 4: How did I know that was going to happen? And
- 2:04Speaker 4: it wasn't until the very very end when Sherlock blows
- 2:09Speaker 4: the dart in the person's mouth like beats her to
- 2:12Speaker 4: it when I realized I was like, wait, I have
- 2:15Speaker 4: seen this before, because I have a strong memory of
- 2:18Speaker 4: that situation happening, but I never knew what movie it
- 2:22Speaker 4: was from.
- 2:23Speaker 3: I will also put out there that you see it
- 2:24Speaker 3: pop up in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull or
- 2:27Speaker 3: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, you see a similar blow
- 2:29Speaker 3: dart gag happen.
- 2:31Speaker 4: I've blocked all of that movie. You know what, but
- 2:36Speaker 4: this was a memory for like Crystal Skull.
- 2:37Speaker 3: Everybody can go pound sand anyway. All right, So Darren,
- 2:41Speaker 3: what about you? Is this your first time coming across
- 2:43Speaker 3: young Sherlock Holmes.
- 2:44Speaker 5: Yes, like many film viewers, nothing against the film, but
- 2:49Speaker 5: the only experience I have with Sherlock Holmes is repeatedly
- 2:52Speaker 5: seeing the one shot of the first CG full realize
- 2:57Speaker 5: character in history. When Chicksaw, which I had no context,
- 3:03Speaker 5: was a hallucination, which also kind of makes now because
- 3:07Speaker 5: I had no idea, I just like, oh, that's cool.
- 3:10Speaker 5: Is there why it happened.
- 3:13Speaker 2: I thought it was like a cross.
- 3:15Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna be like a ghost, like
- 3:16Speaker 3: a Scooby Doo sort of thing, and so like when
- 3:18Speaker 3: it was the hallucination, I was like, okay, all right,
- 3:21Speaker 3: this kind of makes sense.
- 3:22Speaker 5: I don't know why. It literally never crossed my mind
- 3:25Speaker 5: why it popped out, And it makes total sense it's
- 3:28Speaker 5: hallucination because I'm like, oh yeah, like otherwise it's like
- 3:31Speaker 5: magic or something that is not real. That's weird.
- 3:35Speaker 4: So now, before we get too much into the weeds
- 3:38Speaker 4: or too far into the weeds, I do want to say,
- 3:41Speaker 4: for those of you who do not know Barry Levinson's work.
- 3:43Speaker 4: First of all, shame on.
- 3:44Speaker 2: You, and I was going to get to and come
- 3:47Speaker 2: on now.
- 3:48Speaker 4: Before he uh did young Sherlock Holmes. He came off
- 3:52Speaker 4: the success of The Natural just a year prior, and
- 3:56Speaker 4: then when they went on to do Good Morning Vietnam, Rainman, Bugsy, Toys, Sleepers,
- 4:03Speaker 4: Wag the Dog's Fear, Da Bandits, which I freaking love.
- 4:08Speaker 4: Nobody else likes it. I like it, and then it
- 4:11Speaker 4: just kind of kind of goes off the rails a
- 4:14Speaker 4: little bit.
- 4:15Speaker 3: Well, let's be honest that Levinson has always had a
- 4:19Speaker 3: lot of heat on him because he has had some
- 4:22Speaker 3: really stellar successes, like really artistic successes, regardless of box office.
- 4:28Speaker 3: But it's always been a bit hit and miss. Because
- 4:31Speaker 3: you mentioned Good Morning Vietnam, but Ten Men came out
- 4:33Speaker 3: that same year and that one was not beloved, and
- 4:36Speaker 3: you have Rainman and Avalon. Avalon sort of overlooked. A
- 4:40Speaker 3: lot of people like it, some people don't care for
- 4:43Speaker 3: it too much. Toys was a complete dud. It was
- 4:46Speaker 3: dead on arrival. I was there for it. I remember,
- 4:49Speaker 3: and like I remember going to see it, and I
- 4:52Speaker 3: remember how much almost everybody in our group hated the
- 4:56Speaker 3: movie at the end of it, whereas I was like,
- 4:59Speaker 3: I don't know, all right, but like everybody else was
- 5:02Speaker 3: like vitriolic hatred.
- 5:05Speaker 2: At the movie.
- 5:05Speaker 3: And Wag the Dog is a real interesting one, Like
- 5:09Speaker 3: it's a super duper interesting one because it is a
- 5:11Speaker 3: really well constructed and interesting film. But all of these
- 5:15Speaker 3: films have one thing in common, and that is I
- 5:18Speaker 3: don't see Barry Levinson, the Barry Levinson who made those
- 5:23Speaker 3: movies reflected in Young Sherlock Holmes. Now, Darren, are you
- 5:26Speaker 3: very familiar with Barry Levinson films or is this something
- 5:30Speaker 3: where like, now that we're going through it, you're like, oh, yeah,
- 5:33Speaker 3: I've seen rain Man, I've seen Good Morning in Vietnam.
- 5:35Speaker 5: But yeah, a handful. I mean some jump out like spheres,
- 5:42Speaker 5: but not many. And like you said, the ones I
- 5:44Speaker 5: do recognize even if I haven't seen them. It seems
- 5:47Speaker 5: like he kind of found that lucky balance of having
- 5:51Speaker 5: a hit just often enough to keep his career going.
- 5:56Speaker 5: And it's intermixed with again nothing gets to over a
- 6:00Speaker 5: but like Hollywood will give you what it so decrees
- 6:03Speaker 5: based on how much money you make them, and if
- 6:06Speaker 5: you have enough non hits in a row, it's very
- 6:09Speaker 5: hard to recover from. But yeah, I don't know what
- 6:13Speaker 5: a Levinson movie should look like, even the ones I've seen.
- 6:17Speaker 5: There what I mean, we're crossing genres time, historical, science fiction.
- 6:24Speaker 5: So he is all over the place, not in a
- 6:26Speaker 5: bad way, but just hard to find a bead.
- 6:29Speaker 3: But speaking of that bid Tristan, you mentioned that he
- 6:32Speaker 3: directed The Natural right before this. The Natural comes out
- 6:34Speaker 3: in nineteen eighty four. It is still a beloved film,
- 6:37Speaker 3: and with good reason. It's a great film. But I
- 6:41Speaker 3: do not see the director of the Natural in the
- 6:45Speaker 3: director of the Young Sherlock Holmes. And I would have
- 6:48Speaker 3: to say, and I want to bounce this off of you.
- 6:51Speaker 5: You can't see it because everything's up by candlelight.
- 6:54Speaker 3: Well no, I but like in all honesty, like when
- 6:58Speaker 3: I look at those two films, I see instead somebody
- 7:02Speaker 3: who is being forced to be a like more Spielberg
- 7:07Speaker 3: is an ambulin production, and there's very much a feeling
- 7:10Speaker 3: of listen, you made it to the big time, kid,
- 7:12Speaker 3: Now prove you can get this across.
- 7:14Speaker 2: The line, and we'll let you keep playing.
- 7:16Speaker 4: Yeah, this felt much more like a Spielberg picture with Columbus,
- 7:22Speaker 4: like it feels a Columbus in Spielberg honestly, and I
- 7:25Speaker 4: think Levinson probably was a worker on this. It was
- 7:31Speaker 4: I don't, like you said a couple of times, I
- 7:34Speaker 4: don't see Levinson in this at all, And I think
- 7:36Speaker 4: it's a really weird statement because you know, granted this
- 7:41Speaker 4: was early on in his in his career, but Levinston
- 7:45Speaker 4: Levinson himself, you know, like his is a presence. He's
- 7:48Speaker 4: a well known producer and director. And I think you're
- 7:52Speaker 4: right on the money. I think this is a it
- 7:54Speaker 4: feels like a pale Spielberg imitation mm hm. And it's
- 8:00Speaker 4: you know, penn by Columbus, and so it has that
- 8:03Speaker 4: tonality to it, like it has that rhythm that you
- 8:06Speaker 4: see with Columbus, like when you look at Grimlins or
- 8:09Speaker 4: the Goonies or even the first Harry Potters, like you
- 8:12Speaker 4: see that moment of discovery of meeting like of the
- 8:16Speaker 4: it's very much that young person perspective and journey, and
- 8:22Speaker 4: it's hard to move away from that. Levinson very much
- 8:25Speaker 4: feels like the person who says yes no, yes no,
- 8:27Speaker 4: and make sure the trains are running on time.
- 8:29Speaker 3: So, Darren, you know Levinson is putting this together. It's
- 8:33Speaker 3: penned by Columbus, as Tristan says, and it earns its
- 8:38Speaker 3: PG thirteen. My question for you is watching this, do
- 8:42Speaker 3: you feel that this is still a PG thirteen movie
- 8:45Speaker 3: or is this PG thirteen for the time.
- 8:50Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's late, it's mid eighties, and granted
- 8:56Speaker 5: there's a lot of like scary looking stuff, especially with
- 8:59Speaker 5: the hallucinations, with things like coming alive and and it's
- 9:03Speaker 5: weird because it's still very Claymation esque, like the effects
- 9:08Speaker 5: are very obviously effects, but they're still disturbing, like I
- 9:11Speaker 5: would not want that to happen in my room or
- 9:14Speaker 5: place of whatever. But yeah, it I mean, remind me
- 9:19Speaker 5: it was eighty five, same year as a Temple of Doom, right.
- 9:23Speaker 3: No, Temple of Doom was eighty four, Okay, so but
- 9:26Speaker 3: I think I think Doom was the one that sort
- 9:28Speaker 3: of like if my memory of PG thirteen always gets
- 9:32Speaker 3: mixed up, but I know that I think that like
- 9:33Speaker 3: Temple of Doom was sort of like the breaking point whereas.
- 9:36Speaker 5: The we should have we need a new rule because
- 9:39Speaker 5: it would have been PG thirteen.
- 9:40Speaker 4: It would have it was Temple Doom something else I
- 9:43Speaker 4: can't remember.
- 9:44Speaker 3: Yeah, but it would it would have been r but
- 9:48Speaker 3: Spielberg had the weight to pull and get the NPAA
- 9:51Speaker 3: to leave them alone.
- 9:52Speaker 5: And they're like, we need something in the middle. So okay,
- 9:55Speaker 5: So this was PG thirteen. Yeah, I mean it tracks
- 9:58Speaker 5: especially for mid a eighties. It would have I mean,
- 10:03Speaker 5: we could have had history books differently. If this had
- 10:06Speaker 5: been before the creation of PG thirteen, I think it
- 10:09Speaker 5: would have been another contender for It's not PG, but
- 10:12Speaker 5: it's I can see why you didn't want it to
- 10:14Speaker 5: be our. But one other thing I wanted to say
- 10:19Speaker 5: is we were talking about the I don't remember what
- 10:21Speaker 5: word we used, but in the fact that it's kind
- 10:24Speaker 5: of I don't want to say copying, but I'm gonna
- 10:27Speaker 5: say copying with the Spielberg sense and stuff because I
- 10:33Speaker 5: don't know about you guys, but I felt like someone again.
- 10:38Speaker 5: I know, we sound very critical here on House Lights,
- 10:40Speaker 5: we're just dissecting things, but the music, it felt like
- 10:46Speaker 5: someone gave the composer twenty records of Williams and said,
- 10:50Speaker 5: make it sound like that. I so many times felt like,
- 10:55Speaker 5: is this John Williams. It was so close into my
- 11:00Speaker 5: homework and make it different close. And so it's interesting
- 11:05Speaker 5: hearing you guys talk about the visuals and the story
- 11:08Speaker 5: pacing being Spielberg ass. I mean, he's an executive producer.
- 11:11Speaker 5: You know, he's he's influencing. So it was, look, this
- 11:14Speaker 5: weird movie of not the people you thought were the
- 11:18Speaker 5: ones directing and doing the music and doing this, but
- 11:22Speaker 5: heavily influenced.
- 11:24Speaker 3: I'll tear the band aid off and say, on top
- 11:26Speaker 3: of the music, on top of the visual sensibility Columbus basically,
- 11:31Speaker 3: like I made the joke when we opened up, it's
- 11:33Speaker 3: Sherlock Holmes and the polyhedron of peril like it. At
- 11:36Speaker 3: one point, I'm like, is this the Temple at Doom set?
- 11:38Speaker 3: Did they just hold on to it or something like that?
- 11:41Speaker 3: Like it's very obviously heavily influenced, and it wouldn't And
- 11:45Speaker 3: I know that, I know that.
- 11:47Speaker 5: A discount on like all of the the fake blood
- 11:51Speaker 5: or whatever they bought for Temple and they just said, hey,
- 11:54Speaker 5: let's just take it over a sound stage five they're
- 11:57Speaker 5: shooting young Sherlock Holmes. I mean I know that.
- 12:00Speaker 3: But ILM actually is credited as a producer on this film,
- 12:04Speaker 3: like the entity ILM. And it's like it wouldn't be
- 12:07Speaker 3: surprising to me where they were like oh, we're going
- 12:09Speaker 3: to produce because you know, we need something, but we
- 12:12Speaker 3: need it we need it faster than like, you know,
- 12:14Speaker 3: coming from the ground up, because this is it's disorienting
- 12:18Speaker 3: because here we are in the age of AI where
- 12:20Speaker 3: everybody's like, oh, everything's being copied from you know itself
- 12:24Speaker 3: and stuff like that. I'm like, I everything we're talking
- 12:26Speaker 3: about here, whether it's the way it gets lensed, the
- 12:30Speaker 3: way it's scored, the way it's structured, the like, down
- 12:34Speaker 3: to the set level. It's like it's as if somebody
- 12:36Speaker 3: just looked and copied and said, you know what, make
- 12:39Speaker 3: me a movie that is just like Temple of Doom
- 12:42Speaker 3: but with a young Sherlock Holmes. But with all of
- 12:45Speaker 3: those negatives, there are still some positives. So Tristan, like
- 12:47Speaker 3: what I wanted to throw to you was on the positives.
- 12:51Speaker 3: I mean, I think the cast is pretty solid in this,
- 12:54Speaker 3: and I think that you know, they bring in the
- 12:56Speaker 3: right amount of uh sort of like charm to everything.
- 13:00Speaker 2: Do you agree with that or not?
- 13:04Speaker 4: I think I'm always a big fan of Anthony Higgins,
- 13:07Speaker 4: who played a professor Raith. I always I really do
- 13:11Speaker 4: believe that he kind of elevates everything that he's in,
- 13:14Speaker 4: and I thought Sophie Ward, who played Elizabeth, did a
- 13:18Speaker 4: very fine job. I feel like that could have been
- 13:20Speaker 4: a throwaway role. I feel like that that could have
- 13:23Speaker 4: been a role that anybody could have played and just
- 13:26Speaker 4: kind of in the background. But I honestly believe that
- 13:29Speaker 4: she was her own character, had her own ideas of things.
- 13:33Speaker 4: I'm a little mixed on Nicholas Rowe with Sherlock and
- 13:37Speaker 4: Allen Cox's Watson. I'm not quite sure why. I don't
- 13:41Speaker 4: know if I can articulate it as to why I'm
- 13:43Speaker 4: a little mixed. I don't think they did a bad
- 13:45Speaker 4: job by any means. In fact, I'm leaning more towards good,
- 13:49Speaker 4: but they're just I didn't feel the chemistry between them,
- 13:53Speaker 4: And I think if you don't have good chemistry between
- 13:56Speaker 4: the two leads, even if they're good on their own, comply,
- 14:00Speaker 4: it doesn't really matter. What did you guys think about
- 14:03Speaker 4: the chemistry between the two?
- 14:05Speaker 5: Now? Are you meaning chemistry or are you meaning homes
- 14:11Speaker 5: evolving into the homes? We know because I've read that,
- 14:15Speaker 5: you know, Spielberg and Columbus really wanted this to be
- 14:19Speaker 5: you know, he's he's more led by the heart he's less,
- 14:25Speaker 5: you know, cold and all that, Like he's young and
- 14:28Speaker 5: he's vibrant, and he's not the main characteristics we know
- 14:33Speaker 5: of as Holmes. So do you mean it was that
- 14:36Speaker 5: kind of part of the off putting or are you
- 14:38Speaker 5: specifically just talking about you have a home in Watson,
- 14:41Speaker 5: that duo needs to strike a chord or it's not succeeding.
- 14:45Speaker 4: It's all about the duo. Like I completely get that,
- 14:49Speaker 4: like a young Sherlock isn't the real Sherlock that we
- 14:52Speaker 4: know and love it because I feel like Roe did
- 14:56Speaker 4: a good job of like weaving in those aspects of
- 15:00Speaker 4: Sherlock where there were times when he was short with Watson.
- 15:02Speaker 4: There was times when he was just like come on, man,
- 15:05Speaker 4: you know like it's elementary, you know, like it's you
- 15:07Speaker 4: can tell that he definitely has that superiority complex, but
- 15:10Speaker 4: it's nowhere near as concrete as it would be later
- 15:12Speaker 4: in life. But no, it's very much that second part
- 15:15Speaker 4: of what you talked about, how the dude, like the
- 15:17Speaker 4: back and forth, the duality of it. I just didn't
- 15:20Speaker 4: feel like it was there, And I think that's it's hard,
- 15:22Speaker 4: especially when you're when you're a young actor.
- 15:25Speaker 3: I agree but I think they're not helped at all
- 15:26Speaker 3: by the structure of it. And I don't think they're
- 15:28Speaker 3: helped at all by the fact that, Yeah, Levinson is
- 15:31Speaker 3: you know, to the point you made earlier, this is
- 15:34Speaker 3: a director who's you know, he's following the rules, he's
- 15:36Speaker 3: doing what he's supposed to do, he's showing up, he's
- 15:39Speaker 3: he's the producer said I want this, so I'm going
- 15:41Speaker 3: to deliver this. And I can't disappoint mister Spielberg because
- 15:45Speaker 3: he'll end my career right here now. So I'm going
- 15:47Speaker 3: to deliver what he asks me to do. And I
- 15:50Speaker 3: think that that's that's really I think one sense of it.
- 15:54Speaker 3: But I think a larger sense is the structure of
- 15:56Speaker 3: the story itself is it does not the script itself
- 16:01Speaker 3: does not successfully balance the need of Sherlock and Watson
- 16:07Speaker 3: and Sherlock and Elizabeth can't. It doesn't commit to either
- 16:10Speaker 3: one enough. So basically everybody loses in that circumstance. So
- 16:15Speaker 3: that's where I would leave that.
- 16:17Speaker 4: That's really spot on. I would wholeheartedly agree with that,
- 16:20Speaker 4: absolutely cool.
- 16:23Speaker 3: I do want to ask, though, in terms of the effects,
- 16:26Speaker 3: because everybody talks about the effects, Darren, you know, you're
- 16:28Speaker 3: a builder, you know, you have a certain eye for
- 16:31Speaker 3: these sorts of things. There are some more practical effects
- 16:35Speaker 3: that happen in here. Do you think that the film
- 16:38Speaker 3: is a success in terms of what it builds out,
- 16:41Speaker 3: in terms of the sets, and in terms of the
- 16:44Speaker 3: practical effects that they have. Do you think that those
- 16:47Speaker 3: are successful or do you think that it's it's something
- 16:49Speaker 3: where they put so much effort into trying to get
- 16:52Speaker 3: certain effects across the line that the others suffer.
- 16:56Speaker 2: No.
- 16:57Speaker 5: I think the effects worked pretty well. Like I never
- 17:00Speaker 5: felt personally drawn out of the movie because of them.
- 17:04Speaker 5: There's a little bit of that eighties smudge to them
- 17:08Speaker 5: where they're you know, it's it's not quite photo reel
- 17:12Speaker 5: or you can kind of tell that it was done
- 17:14Speaker 5: in a technique, but because of the era. I I
- 17:17Speaker 5: just let that slide, because it's literally the cutting edge
- 17:20Speaker 5: of what they can do. They're they're using the tools
- 17:23Speaker 5: they have. They're they're obviously using you know, stop animation
- 17:28Speaker 5: and and CG and like every trick they can, and
- 17:32Speaker 5: they're pulling off hallucinations, which is a really interesting thing
- 17:37Speaker 5: to do because it's meant to be surreal. It's not
- 17:39Speaker 5: meant to one hundred percent. Look real where they kind
- 17:44Speaker 5: of lost me and this is maybe more of a
- 17:46Speaker 5: story point. I I did not care for the flying Machine.
- 17:51Speaker 5: It felt a little bridge too far. I'm like, so
- 17:57Speaker 5: we're also inventing flying machine.
- 18:00Speaker 4: It's like, so we beat we beat the Right Brothers essentially,
- 18:04Speaker 4: is what?
- 18:05Speaker 5: Like?
- 18:05Speaker 4: I know, it's it's a movie, but at the same time.
- 18:08Speaker 5: Look, Jane Waite can do it in her hologram program.
- 18:12Speaker 5: I'm okay with that, but this was, yeah, it just
- 18:15Speaker 5: it took me. That took me out of it more
- 18:16Speaker 5: than anything else. I was like, why why is this
- 18:19Speaker 5: a thing?
- 18:19Speaker 3: I wholeheartedly with you on that because I think that
- 18:23Speaker 3: right there, that's something that was an unnecessary reach, was
- 18:27Speaker 3: very unnecessary cutting. It would have provided more time in
- 18:30Speaker 3: the script for the Watson and Elizabeth relationships with homes
- 18:34Speaker 3: to develop, and I think that's.
- 18:36Speaker 5: Really I was already sold on his relationship with his
- 18:40Speaker 5: mentor the professor, who tinkered like, I got it. I
- 18:44Speaker 5: got it within five minutes, and then they kept teaching
- 18:48Speaker 5: us that relationship for quite a while because there's this
- 18:53Speaker 5: payoff in the third act with the flying machine, and
- 18:56Speaker 5: that was fifteen minutes of total screen time. I would
- 19:00Speaker 5: rather been reinvested in some of the other characters, like
- 19:03Speaker 5: you're saying.
- 19:04Speaker 3: Especially since getting there could have been solved through so
- 19:08Speaker 3: many other means that they need have invented.
- 19:10Speaker 4: And also at the beginning, like when the first guy
- 19:13Speaker 4: did it, and then like he's treating it like, oh man,
- 19:16Speaker 4: I failed, but it's okay, I'll have to rebuild it
- 19:18Speaker 4: and I'll try again. I'm like, what do you mean
- 19:19Speaker 4: you failed? You literally invented flight? You just hit a tree, right, Yes,
- 19:26Speaker 4: I you know. It's it's a.
- 19:29Speaker 3: It's a It's a movie that I think is so
- 19:33Speaker 3: it's so caught up with what it's trying to achieve
- 19:35Speaker 3: that it never stops to consider what it's doing. And
- 19:40Speaker 3: I think that the one of the one of the
- 19:42Speaker 3: unfortunate victims is I do think that the that uh
- 19:46Speaker 3: Stephen Goldblatt, I think he frames it well, like I
- 19:49Speaker 3: that the shots look good, and I think that the
- 19:53Speaker 3: the practical effects look convincing, and so I'm I'm along
- 19:57Speaker 3: for the ride in those terms. I watched this with
- 20:00Speaker 3: my youngest, which is always dicey because the scary bird
- 20:04Speaker 3: coming to life and attacking the guy I like had
- 20:08Speaker 3: to look a couple of times. That's why I was
- 20:10Speaker 3: asking the PG thirteen things. I'm watching it with a
- 20:12Speaker 3: ten year old, and I'm like, is this too scary?
- 20:14Speaker 3: We can turn this off. I can watch this by myself.
- 20:16Speaker 3: Is this too scary?
- 20:17Speaker 5: No?
- 20:17Speaker 3: And then and then basically the way we started diffusing it.
- 20:21Speaker 5: Like this, no, Dad, As I looked through my fingers,
- 20:23Speaker 5: now you know I'm.
- 20:24Speaker 3: Going she was doing all right because well because her
- 20:27Speaker 3: whole thing was like she was like, that's just that's
- 20:28Speaker 3: just a puppet. I was like, exactly exactly, You're fine.
- 20:31Speaker 3: But there was you know, there's also diffusing. It was
- 20:36Speaker 3: a matter of when we would go in and the
- 20:38Speaker 3: person was setting up the hallucination was saying what do
- 20:42Speaker 3: you think is going to happen now? And so it
- 20:44Speaker 3: was fun to watch it with a kid and say like, oh,
- 20:47Speaker 3: what do you think their hallucination is going to be?
- 20:49Speaker 3: And then like the bedding and then like one of
- 20:50Speaker 3: us would be right and it's like oh yeah. But
- 20:53Speaker 3: then you know, she got mad because I blurted out
- 20:58Speaker 3: like the solution, like who was really behind everything? And
- 21:03Speaker 3: she was like, Dad, she hates it when I do that.
- 21:05Speaker 3: But all that to say Viewing it with a kid
- 21:08Speaker 3: was really interesting because it really does sort of temper
- 21:12Speaker 3: the reaction to some of the negative stuff that we're highlighting,
- 21:15Speaker 3: because I can tell you there are plenty of eighties
- 21:19Speaker 3: movies where I show it to my kid now and
- 21:23Speaker 3: it's boring because it's just the sensibilities are different now,
- 21:26Speaker 3: the storytelling pace is different. But Tristan, is this a
- 21:29Speaker 3: movie where you could This is a movie that made
- 21:32Speaker 3: I think it was like three and a half times
- 21:34Speaker 3: its budget, so it's a success. But there are no
- 21:37Speaker 3: sequels to it, and people don't really talk about it
- 21:39Speaker 3: too much. Given that I've watched it with a kid
- 21:42Speaker 3: who dug it, and we see this measure of financial success.
- 21:46Speaker 3: Why do you think that Young Sherlock is only remembered
- 21:48Speaker 3: for the Stained Glass.
- 21:50Speaker 4: I think it was one of those movies that was
- 21:53Speaker 4: the right story for the right time. I think if
- 21:56Speaker 4: you look at the eighties and the middle of the
- 22:00Speaker 4: Road childhood movie, like, this is not a movie for
- 22:02Speaker 4: young children. This is not a movie for you know, typically,
- 22:07Speaker 4: this is not a movie that's geared towards adults. It's
- 22:10Speaker 4: geared towards adults who want to take their eleven twelve
- 22:15Speaker 4: thirteen year old kids plus to the movies. And if
- 22:19Speaker 4: you look at things like Krimlins and Goonies like in
- 22:21Speaker 4: other Columbus movies, and you look at the success of
- 22:24Speaker 4: Indiana Jones, It's the eighties was built for that time
- 22:29Speaker 4: and that specific demo, and this is one of those movies.
- 22:32Speaker 4: But I just don't think it has lasting power because
- 22:35Speaker 4: of the reasons that you talked about, where I think
- 22:37Speaker 4: the structure is odd, it doesn't know what to focus on.
- 22:42Speaker 4: And the most remarkable thing is from a technical standpoint,
- 22:47Speaker 4: where I think it's one of those things where if
- 22:50Speaker 4: you actually had Spielberg direct it, and you actually had
- 22:52Speaker 4: John Williams score it, and maybe you had who was
- 22:59Speaker 4: the who the eighties writer for Spielberg, I can't I'm
- 23:03Speaker 4: blinking right now.
- 23:04Speaker 3: But basically, like I see, I'm just thinking if editor
- 23:08Speaker 3: would have been like Michael Kahan would go.
- 23:10Speaker 4: To as edited by Kahn, you know, like everything like that.
- 23:12Speaker 4: So basically, if you had the eighties a game, the
- 23:16Speaker 4: Spielberg's crew essentially doing this film, I think it would
- 23:19Speaker 4: be talked about. But you're getting imitation. It's it's imitated imitation.
- 23:24Speaker 4: Crab meat is what it is. And Okay, yeah, I
- 23:28Speaker 4: think that's probably the reason. It's like, yeah, like people
- 23:31Speaker 4: went to go see it because they were the right
- 23:33Speaker 4: demo and oh it's ambulan entertainment. I know that logo
- 23:38Speaker 4: and then that was it. But the thing is is
- 23:41Speaker 4: that it wasn't like, oh my god, you have to
- 23:42Speaker 4: go see this again, or it's repeated viewings like Star
- 23:45Speaker 4: Wars or something like that. It's yeah, I think that's
- 23:49Speaker 4: what it is. It's it's an imitation and it came
- 23:52Speaker 4: out at the right time to make its money back
- 23:54Speaker 4: and then some. But it doesn't have staying power.
- 23:59Speaker 3: So Darren, I I rolled the dice on showing this
- 24:01Speaker 3: to my kid. Would you show this to your kids?
- 24:05Speaker 5: No, but not for the reason of like I'd be
- 24:09Speaker 5: worried about them being scared. I was probably not, just
- 24:13Speaker 5: just because I would rather show them something better or
- 24:17Speaker 5: something that has a more sentimental connection to me, Like
- 24:20Speaker 5: I just wouldn't. I don't feel like I need to
- 24:22Speaker 5: waste the night on watching this. It's not enough to
- 24:27Speaker 5: be I'll show them a clip of the stained glass
- 24:30Speaker 5: window on YouTube like that's enough to cover it. Well,
- 24:34Speaker 5: we just don't waste this, Yeah, I don't waste that.
- 24:39Speaker 3: Wow, that's a pretty wow. You've really lowered the boom there.
- 24:44Speaker 5: I really agreed though, with what Tristan was saying about.
- 24:47Speaker 5: I mean, this was December fourth, eighty five. It is
- 24:50Speaker 5: a Christmas movie. You're a parent with a tween, which
- 24:55Speaker 5: isn't even a word yet, and you know here like
- 24:59Speaker 5: looking at the movie and you're like, oh yeah, young
- 25:01Speaker 5: Charlotte Holmes. I didn't even think about it until you
- 25:04Speaker 5: guys were mentioning it. But of course this is named
- 25:07Speaker 5: as kids. Of course this is not like, oh yeah,
- 25:11Speaker 5: mom and dad are gonna go to on a date
- 25:12Speaker 5: night to see this movie. No, you're really not gonna
- 25:14Speaker 5: see this movie unless you're bringing your kids, unless you
- 25:18Speaker 5: are a die hard Sherlock Holmes buff and you're gonna
- 25:22Speaker 5: see anything with the word Sherlock on it.
- 25:26Speaker 4: Speaking of which, oh my gosh. Okay, so this movie
- 25:30Speaker 4: not once but twice gave qualifiers that this was an
- 25:35Speaker 4: original story and not based on anything by Sir Arthur
- 25:38Speaker 4: Conan Doyle. Like, okay, even when you when you tell
- 25:42Speaker 4: a biblical story, you'll only get one qualifier at the beginning.
- 25:47Speaker 4: This movie felt the need to give it to you twice.
- 25:50Speaker 4: How fanatic are Holmesians fans. Does anybody know any Holmes fans?
- 25:55Speaker 3: Absolutely, not a single one.
- 25:57Speaker 5: No.
- 25:58Speaker 3: I know of Nicholas Meyer being a big Sherlock Holmes fan.
- 26:01Speaker 2: But that's about it. That's the extent of it.
- 26:03Speaker 5: For me.
- 26:03Speaker 3: I have yet in my life to run across somebody
- 26:06Speaker 3: who's actually read a Sherlock Holmes story. And that is
- 26:10Speaker 3: not a condemnation of Sherlock Holmes. That is, Sherlock Holmes
- 26:13Speaker 3: is basically like a filmed entertainment thing. There's even a
- 26:16Speaker 3: new series out with him, and like it's like.
- 26:19Speaker 4: Now as well, we have Young Sherlock, a TV show
- 26:23Speaker 4: that's going on right now.
- 26:25Speaker 5: Did they have to say the TV shows so people
- 26:27Speaker 5: didn't confuse it with the mil that we're right now Slock.
- 26:33Speaker 2: Yes, like Young Sheldon.
- 26:36Speaker 3: But I do want to point out that the movie
- 26:39Speaker 3: doing as well as it did though, while it's you know,
- 26:41Speaker 3: not as memorable, maybe as as we'd say December nineteen
- 26:45Speaker 3: eighty five, Okay, the top grossing films in December nineteen
- 26:48Speaker 3: eighty five were Back to the Future, Rocky four, Spies
- 26:54Speaker 3: Like Us, and Jewel of the Nile. So those are
- 26:58Speaker 3: now Spies like Us. Is not a good movie. It
- 27:00Speaker 3: does not hold up. And Jewel of the Nile was
- 27:03Speaker 3: a relatively disappointing sequel to Romancing the Stone, but rocky
- 27:08Speaker 3: forourn Back to the Future in theaters at the same
- 27:10Speaker 3: time as this movie, and this movie still rakes in
- 27:13Speaker 3: three and a half times its budget.
- 27:14Speaker 2: That's pretty impressive.
- 27:15Speaker 5: It's impressive. But now that you mentioned it, I mean,
- 27:18Speaker 5: Back to the Future ate this movie's lunch, Like, hands down, it.
- 27:22Speaker 2: Ate everybody's lunch.
- 27:23Speaker 5: Everybody's lunch. But like that just sucked all the air
- 27:27Speaker 5: out of the room. Like well, and like you said,
- 27:29Speaker 5: it made, it made a decent chunk of money for
- 27:32Speaker 5: its budget. But if you saw this and Back to
- 27:37Speaker 5: the Future on a weekend, you're going to go back
- 27:40Speaker 5: to watch Back to the Future again. You're not going back.
- 27:42Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, if if I had the choice between Young
- 27:45Speaker 4: sherlocker Back to the Future and my kid came to
- 27:47Speaker 4: me and said which one should I watch, I'm like, what,
- 27:50Speaker 4: that's a no brainer, Like do you want incest or
- 27:54Speaker 4: do you want cgi characters back?
- 27:55Speaker 2: You know which, I'm going.
- 27:56Speaker 5: To watch Back to the Future with my kids again,
- 28:00Speaker 5: just despite Young Sherlock Holmes.
- 28:02Speaker 3: And meanwhile, I know it, but and meanwhile, I'm taking
- 28:05Speaker 3: my kids to go see Rocky four Fathom re releases
- 28:08Speaker 3: in the movie theater. So there you go, there you go,
- 28:10Speaker 3: Rocky floor. Oh I already did. I already went, one
- 28:14Speaker 3: of my kids. Yeah, back, because Rocky four was always
- 28:18Speaker 3: like a holiday movie. I mean not just Rocky four,
- 28:21Speaker 3: but like the Rocky movies always came out around Thanksgiving, so,
- 28:24Speaker 3: you know, fine tradition. But actually other notable nineteen eighty
- 28:29Speaker 3: five December releases, The Color Purple came out on December twentieth,
- 28:35Speaker 3: and Disney reissued one hundred and one Dalmatians. So I mean,
- 28:40Speaker 3: this is a really big, you know, competitive field. I
- 28:44Speaker 3: don't think it's any surprise why young Sherlock Holmes would
- 28:47Speaker 3: be lost in the shuffle of time. But it's also
- 28:51Speaker 3: what a statement in the embarrassment of riches that you know,
- 28:55Speaker 3: nineteen eighties box office hits could be back then. I mean,
- 29:00Speaker 3: good gravy. That's that's some heavy hitters there.
- 29:02Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know, I'd go as far as
- 29:05Speaker 5: to say, I don't think anyone would talk about this
- 29:08Speaker 5: movie if it wasn't for the special effects, and that
- 29:12Speaker 5: probably like today, Yeah, the fact that that is kept.
- 29:16Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, we're all the outliers in our
- 29:19Speaker 5: love of films, for sure, but the fact that that's
- 29:21Speaker 5: really the only reason any of us even know of
- 29:24Speaker 5: this movie, you know, I think it's Oh, I.
- 29:28Speaker 3: Completely agree with you. I completely agree with you. Now
- 29:32Speaker 3: we we sort of dragged Bruce Broughton's score with being
- 29:37Speaker 3: pale imitation of John Williams. But you know, I mean,
- 29:41Speaker 3: and this will sound like such a snarky way to
- 29:44Speaker 3: put it, but honestly, you know, Darren, is it at
- 29:47Speaker 3: least a good imitation of John Williams? Or is it
- 29:50Speaker 3: just an annoying adapt you know, imitation?
- 29:54Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, what is your definition of good imitation?
- 29:58Speaker 5: Like it was close enough where it made me be like,
- 30:04Speaker 5: why didn't you just get Williams? Like I always want
- 30:07Speaker 5: to look up like what was he doing? Right?
- 30:09Speaker 2: Yeah he was.
- 30:10Speaker 4: He was too busy at the time. I can't remember
- 30:12Speaker 4: what he was doing. But they Spielberg went to him first,
- 30:16Speaker 4: obviously obviously, Yeah.
- 30:17Speaker 5: It was It's a rare thing where Spielberg, now he
- 30:20Speaker 5: didn't direct this, but he produced it and it's not
- 30:23Speaker 5: a collaboration. And you're like, okay, obviously it wasn't enough
- 30:27Speaker 5: to pull him off whatever he was on and doing
- 30:30Speaker 5: at the time. Yeah, it it's hard because I love
- 30:34Speaker 5: William's style. It's what I really grew up on. I
- 30:38Speaker 5: really enjoy music that has themes, you know, for the
- 30:41Speaker 5: characters and locations and things like that, which this does have.
- 30:46Speaker 5: But this is the kind of If I were to
- 30:49Speaker 5: use this score again, I would use it in a
- 30:52Speaker 5: guess that composer game to mess with.
- 30:55Speaker 2: People where it's fair.
- 30:57Speaker 5: They'd have, like, you know, some Horner score and some
- 31:00Speaker 5: william scores and then I'd throw in young Sherlock Holmes
- 31:03Speaker 5: and they are dead sure it's Williams. And I'm like, ha,
- 31:07Speaker 5: I got you. It's not him, but you know that
- 31:11Speaker 5: would be me. But I would do it.
- 31:13Speaker 3: So the inevitable thing that I always love to throw
- 31:16Speaker 3: at Tristan, and I won't even pull up any of
- 31:20Speaker 3: my favorite jokes. But this is directed, not directed.
- 31:24Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 31:24Speaker 3: This is edited by Stu Linder, who had worked with
- 31:28Speaker 3: Levinson on Diner and the Natural and it basically went
- 31:32Speaker 3: on and his career has been basically working with Barry Levinson.
- 31:37Speaker 3: And in terms of the editing, Tristan, do you see
- 31:40Speaker 3: anything that stands out here or does this look again
- 31:43Speaker 3: like somebody who's just a worker who showed up and said, Okay,
- 31:46Speaker 3: I just know the beats and I know how to
- 31:48Speaker 3: assemble this because everything storyboarded and I don't have to
- 31:52Speaker 3: think too much.
- 31:53Speaker 4: No, this was this was fine editing like this, and
- 31:56Speaker 4: I say that as a compliment. This was good editing.
- 31:59Speaker 4: This was this was editing that did not draw attention
- 32:02Speaker 4: to itself. This was this was not flashy, This was
- 32:06Speaker 4: not in your face. This was this got the job done.
- 32:10Speaker 4: And there are movies where the editing is where you
- 32:15Speaker 4: look at it and you're just like, man, the editing
- 32:17Speaker 4: was phenomenal because of what it was able to accomplish.
- 32:20Speaker 4: And then there's other times when the editing is just
- 32:24Speaker 4: terrible and you can absolutely notice it. And then there's
- 32:27Speaker 4: editing that you don't notice. And honestly, you're looking at
- 32:30Speaker 4: like ten percent of the time on one spectrum it's
- 32:33Speaker 4: editing you notice and it's good. And then you have
- 32:37Speaker 4: ten percent on the other side of the spectrum where
- 32:39Speaker 4: it's editing you notice because it's bad. And then you
- 32:42Speaker 4: have about eighty percent in the middle where it does
- 32:45Speaker 4: its job. And that's where this movie is, and that
- 32:48Speaker 4: is a huge compliment because that's where you should be
- 32:52Speaker 4: most of the time. And there were actually times during
- 32:55Speaker 4: the hallucination scenes where I think towards the beginning, I
- 32:59Speaker 4: think when the guy was at the diner, and also
- 33:02Speaker 4: poor man at the diner, I mean at the at
- 33:05Speaker 4: the restaurant, like no one, no one is getting up
- 33:08Speaker 4: to help this man. No one's saying like, hey, what's wrong.
- 33:12Speaker 4: Why you're freaking out? They're all just sitting there, freaking
- 33:15Speaker 4: British you know, they're all just sitting there, and this, you.
- 33:18Speaker 3: Know, I think very well documented, so I'm willing to
- 33:23Speaker 3: buy it.
- 33:24Speaker 5: I mean, the guy in the back, I saw him
- 33:26Speaker 5: looking down going keep calm, carry on, keep calm, carrying on, keep.
- 33:29Speaker 4: Carry and also British people, I love you. I'm just joking.
- 33:34Speaker 5: But Tristan Riddell at Chicago, Illinois six soh six five.
- 33:39Speaker 4: Two, when when he's looking at his hands and those
- 33:45Speaker 4: creatures all around and everything like that, and then all
- 33:47Speaker 4: of a sudden it wears off and he's looking again
- 33:49Speaker 4: at his hands. It was a perfect at it. It
- 33:51Speaker 4: was beautiful. I mean it was it was it was
- 33:55Speaker 4: There wasn't even a fade, it didn't even look like
- 33:57Speaker 4: a jump cut. It just was gone and for the
- 34:00Speaker 4: time being that that had to have been hard to achieve.
- 34:03Speaker 4: And that's just one example of it all throughout. So
- 34:06Speaker 4: this was this was stellar. No at a macro level,
- 34:10Speaker 4: as you hear me talk about, this structure could have
- 34:12Speaker 4: been redefined. But if you look at Columbus's script, it
- 34:16Speaker 4: very much has that hero's journey of meeting the characters,
- 34:21Speaker 4: the investigation climax. It's just boom boom boom, like it's
- 34:25Speaker 4: that basic three X structure. And so I don't know
- 34:30Speaker 4: how much you'd be able to kind of flip around
- 34:32Speaker 4: and shuffle and everything like that, but I don't lay that.
- 34:36Speaker 4: I usually don't lay macro at the editor's feet. I
- 34:40Speaker 4: lay micro at the editor's feet. I lay macro at
- 34:43Speaker 4: producer and director.
- 34:45Speaker 3: Fair enough, I do want to throw out there as
- 34:49Speaker 3: well that Stu Linder also was an assistant editor on
- 34:54Speaker 3: the man who shot Liberty Valance, so he had been
- 34:56Speaker 3: working for some time because that came out in nineteen
- 34:58Speaker 3: sixty two, and that is I'm just going to sidestep
- 35:02Speaker 3: here real quick, and I'm gonna say that is one
- 35:04Speaker 3: of the greatest films that's ever been made. In the
- 35:06Speaker 3: history of film, and if anybody hasn't seen it, this
- 35:09Speaker 3: was my excuse to say, go and see it because
- 35:12Speaker 3: it ties in to mister Stulnder, who was an assistant
- 35:15Speaker 3: editor on that film, so though he was uncredited. So
- 35:19Speaker 3: there you go. Now, you know we've covered the editing,
- 35:22Speaker 3: the music, cinematography, and you know some of the structural
- 35:25Speaker 3: challenges that are there. But Darren, what in one thing
- 35:30Speaker 3: about young Sherlock Holmes that you think is a standout?
- 35:32Speaker 2: That's great?
- 35:33Speaker 3: Where you looked at it, where you go regardless of
- 35:35Speaker 3: everything else, I loved this.
- 35:37Speaker 2: What was it that you loved?
- 35:39Speaker 5: Well, there's a scene with a stained glass window and it.
- 35:43Speaker 2: Oh I missed that. No, no, no, when did that happen?
- 35:45Speaker 5: I don't know. I will say I really like the
- 35:51Speaker 5: structure of the inciting incident of this story. I love
- 35:54Speaker 5: how it picks up with Watson coming to a new
- 35:57Speaker 5: school and Holmes is already there, and just the fact
- 36:02Speaker 5: that I know it's young Sherlock Holms and it's meant
- 36:05Speaker 5: to be different, but I like how they slide right
- 36:07Speaker 5: into Oh that's right. He has no authority, he doesn't
- 36:14Speaker 5: have the clout to have the inspector listen to him
- 36:19Speaker 5: and take it seriously, and so he has to solve
- 36:22Speaker 5: it on his own. Now, Holmes has always kind of
- 36:24Speaker 5: solved things on his own, but he's also really had
- 36:28Speaker 5: his hand in the police to back him up. And
- 36:31Speaker 5: so I guess overall, the simple response of what I'm
- 36:36Speaker 5: getting at is I liked how they approach the young
- 36:40Speaker 5: Sherlock Holmes of being, you know, a schoolboy who's going
- 36:45Speaker 5: to become the man that we see and know in literature.
- 36:50Speaker 5: But yeah, it just felt very well, like, well constructed
- 36:55Speaker 5: in that regard. And again the very beginning. I like
- 36:58Speaker 5: the beginning, how oh Watson came over. Now now, I
- 37:01Speaker 5: mean you have to kind of hold your breath for
- 37:04Speaker 5: a second and be like, but now these characters are
- 37:06Speaker 5: meeting earlier than I think they met in every other
- 37:09Speaker 5: story of But I looked past.
- 37:12Speaker 4: Did you did you not see the two qualifications that
- 37:16Speaker 4: they had at the beginning and at the end?
- 37:18Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 37:18Speaker 4: No, who have you stayed for the end credit scenes?
- 37:22Speaker 4: Like it was course the events it.
- 37:25Speaker 5: I missed it. No.
- 37:26Speaker 3: I thought it was terrific because everything kept going while
- 37:28Speaker 3: the credits were going, and I was like, and my
- 37:30Speaker 3: kid and I were sitting there and it was like, yeah,
- 37:32Speaker 3: we were like, okay, well they got to be showing
- 37:34Speaker 3: this for some reason.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Now. I enjoyed that.
- 37:38Speaker 3: But probably my favorite thing, uh from this was in
- 37:42Speaker 3: all honesty, I got a kick out of how Elizabeth
- 37:46Speaker 3: and you know, again to the script's credit and the way,
- 37:48Speaker 3: you know, the way that Sophie Ward plays it, Elizabeth
- 37:51Speaker 3: is the one that figures out how to get Sherlock
- 37:53Speaker 3: out of peril by tying it to the carriage's axle
- 37:57Speaker 3: and everything. Like, they actually made her smart and capable,
- 38:01Speaker 3: and that was a lot of fun, you know, for
- 38:05Speaker 3: a movie to do, especially at that time, and because
- 38:09Speaker 3: you know, the easy thing is that Sherlock do everything
- 38:11Speaker 3: and figure it all out and then Watson does one thing,
- 38:13Speaker 3: and instead they gave her something to do.
- 38:15Speaker 2: So bravo.
- 38:17Speaker 3: Now with that end credits thing, I got kind of
- 38:21Speaker 3: a kick out of it, was like, oh, yeah, I
- 38:22Speaker 3: knew it.
- 38:23Speaker 2: I knew it.
- 38:23Speaker 3: He's Moriarty for real. But Tristan, my kid, didn't know
- 38:27Speaker 3: what the hell that meant. Do you think that was
- 38:29Speaker 3: a wasted stinger?
- 38:30Speaker 4: No, I don't think that was a wasted stinger at all.
- 38:33Speaker 4: I think really it was cute. I think it was fun.
- 38:36Speaker 4: If you missed it, nothing was missed, But if you
- 38:40Speaker 4: did see it and knew what was going on, it
- 38:43Speaker 4: meant a lot. Like if you're a Holmes fan, you're like, oh, cool, okay,
- 38:47Speaker 4: this is what they're doing. You know, like they're going
- 38:48Speaker 4: to make another one. Just like when you saw Lost
- 38:51Speaker 4: in Space, You're like, they're totally setting it up for
- 38:53Speaker 4: a sequal. We're totally gonna see that.
- 38:56Speaker 2: Didn't do it, Thank goodness, they didn't do that. Hey
- 38:59Speaker 2: whoa no, no.
- 39:01Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I sit here, I take your bar. No,
- 39:05Speaker 3: you know what, big man, you think you come on?
- 39:07Speaker 3: You can take a swing anytime you want to.
- 39:09Speaker 2: Come on.
- 39:09Speaker 5: The pleasure is Lost in Space.
- 39:12Speaker 4: Okay, you cannot. You cannot sit there and defend Crystal
- 39:15Speaker 4: Skull while simultaneously.
- 39:18Speaker 5: And yet buys the beer. You know, it's okay, no.
- 39:21Speaker 4: But it's it's funny that, Like, it's funny that you
- 39:24Speaker 4: bring that up, because every single movie we watch, my
- 39:28Speaker 4: nine year old says, what's at the end, Like, what
- 39:31Speaker 4: do you mean, what's at the end of the credits?
- 39:33Speaker 5: Nothing?
- 39:35Speaker 2: Marvel can go.
- 39:36Speaker 5: Break it to you. Nine point nine percent of all
- 39:39Speaker 5: films and history have nothing at the end of.
- 39:42Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Marvel, there's one. But but Tristan, what
- 39:47Speaker 3: is one thing that that you thought was great that,
- 39:50Speaker 3: regardless of fending other flaws, what's one thing in this
- 39:52Speaker 3: movie you're like that was really cool.
- 39:54Speaker 2: I really enjoyed that. Oh there's his rating, Darren.
- 39:59Speaker 5: There you have whole speech to come up with an idea,
- 40:02Speaker 5: trist I know, I did.
- 40:04Speaker 4: I want to say, like the CDNI character, that was awesome,
- 40:08Speaker 4: that holds up man like I was looking and like,
- 40:11Speaker 4: like the only thing that was a little weird was
- 40:13Speaker 4: just when they cut out the candlesticks when it went,
- 40:18Speaker 4: when the candlesticks were in front of it, that was
- 40:19Speaker 4: the only thing that got a little weird. And you
- 40:21Speaker 4: got to give it. You got to give them some slack.
- 40:23Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like traveling that one that's still tricky.
- 40:25Speaker 4: Yeah, hell yeah. And like other than that, it was
- 40:27Speaker 4: it was phenomenal. I mean seriously, like you could you
- 40:31Speaker 4: could put that in a movie today and people wouldn't
- 40:34Speaker 4: bat an eye. Honestly, I'm not I'm not being hyperbolic.
- 40:37Speaker 3: In all honesty, it's kind of crazy to think that
- 40:40Speaker 3: eight years later was dinosaurs. Like the the accelerated rate
- 40:44Speaker 3: at which the technology matured, but that still doesn't tell
- 40:48Speaker 3: me what you thought was great in this movie.
- 40:50Speaker 5: Sorry. I had to think Durassea Park for a second
- 40:53Speaker 5: and totally just thought the Carl Sinclair Jim Henson's Dinosaurs
- 41:00Speaker 5: TV show, and I'm like, oh, no.
- 41:02Speaker 2: That can't be what he means, Deren Darren, No, I
- 41:06Speaker 2: got my math wrong.
- 41:07Speaker 3: I was talking about the Stellar CG effects and Lost
- 41:09Speaker 3: in Space. That was my mistake, especially with the little
- 41:12Speaker 3: monkey they found.
- 41:13Speaker 2: But trust what did you.
- 41:17Speaker 5: Face monkey.
- 41:19Speaker 4: Sans monkey?
- 41:20Speaker 5: It was awesome?
- 41:21Speaker 4: Honestly, man, this this movie is so mid as the
- 41:25Speaker 4: kids say, it's I think there is nothing great about
- 41:29Speaker 4: this movie. But there's nothing garbage either fair. And I
- 41:33Speaker 4: think that's the thing, is that like, is this a
- 41:35Speaker 4: terrible movie? No, it's not at all. Is it a
- 41:38Speaker 4: Is it a good movie?
- 41:39Speaker 5: No it's not.
- 41:42Speaker 4: It's just a movie. And it's it's neither here nor there. Now,
- 41:46Speaker 4: there's certain there's several times that you know, people will
- 41:49Speaker 4: complain about a movie or something and then like, you know,
- 41:53Speaker 4: like what what do they say? Like between garbage and masterpiece,
- 41:56Speaker 4: there's this there's this wonderful valley of Okay and uh,
- 42:02Speaker 4: this is one of those movies where it's just okay,
- 42:04Speaker 4: it's just okay. Not every movie has to change your life.
- 42:07Speaker 4: Was I hoping for more? Yes, it's not good, it's
- 42:10Speaker 4: not great, but it's also not terrible. It's just okay,
- 42:13Speaker 4: And so I can't really say anything is great.
- 42:15Speaker 2: Okay.
- 42:16Speaker 3: Well, I mean I think that brings us to the
- 42:17Speaker 3: point where we should give our final thoughts and ratings.
- 42:20Speaker 2: And I think it's okay.
- 42:22Speaker 5: Apparently we there's ratings mean nothing, Tristan, there's no point
- 42:26Speaker 5: in rating anything, all.
- 42:27Speaker 4: Right, when they don't waste your night? You know, we
- 42:30Speaker 4: know it's.
- 42:31Speaker 2: Gonna go well.
- 42:32Speaker 3: You know, I think I think the audience is waiting
- 42:35Speaker 3: with baited breath for everything. But Tristan, you you just
- 42:39Speaker 3: wound up. So I'll let you take a swing here.
- 42:42Speaker 3: What are what are any other final thoughts you have?
- 42:44Speaker 2: And you're rating.
- 42:45Speaker 4: Well because I say that this is a mid film.
- 42:48Speaker 4: This is straight down the middle. You know, you got
- 42:51Speaker 4: five stars, you've got zero stars. You just slash in half.
- 42:54Speaker 4: It's two and a half, just like seven percent solution.
- 42:57Speaker 4: I give it two and a half.
- 42:59Speaker 2: Okay.
- 43:00Speaker 3: I will go next actually, and I will say that, yeah,
- 43:05Speaker 3: this movie is very obviously in search of a final
- 43:09Speaker 3: identity that it is. It is a movie where, honestly,
- 43:14Speaker 3: one of the things that I admire about it is
- 43:16Speaker 3: I can see the impulse to do young Indiana Jones
- 43:19Speaker 3: here up to an including using it as a test
- 43:21Speaker 3: bed for new effects, and it's like, it's like a
- 43:25Speaker 3: concept that should have been developed for television before television
- 43:29Speaker 3: was capable of showing this like it's it really is
- 43:32Speaker 3: a movie serial mentality, and I think it's kind of
- 43:36Speaker 3: a shame that it just found the wrong time for expression.
- 43:41Speaker 3: I see what you're saying, Tristan. I give it a
- 43:43Speaker 3: little bit better than Dead Middle of the Road. I
- 43:46Speaker 3: give it three stars because I did enjoy it, my
- 43:49Speaker 3: kid enjoyed it. We had a good time watching it,
- 43:52Speaker 3: And yeah, I'm grading it generously, but I'm I'm going
- 43:57Speaker 3: to stick by that. And I think that you know, Darren,
- 44:00Speaker 3: while you said he's like, oh, I don't want to
- 44:02Speaker 3: spend a whole evening watching this, I think he could
- 44:04Speaker 3: do a lot worse too, especially with eighties movies, because
- 44:08Speaker 3: this is one thing, Yeah, I can come at right
- 44:11Speaker 3: now and give it three stars, and I don't there
- 44:14Speaker 3: are other eighties movies where I talk about showing him
- 44:17Speaker 3: to my kids, and I live in terror of doing
- 44:19Speaker 3: it because I'm like, oh, please, don't let them hate it,
- 44:22Speaker 3: because I know this doesn't hold up as well as
- 44:24Speaker 3: my memory tells me it does.
- 44:25Speaker 2: Sort of thing.
- 44:26Speaker 3: So I have proof that this is a three star
- 44:29Speaker 3: movie because this is the first time I encountered it.
- 44:31Speaker 4: So there, you look at an eighties film and you're
- 44:33Speaker 4: just like, oh, God, like, how sexist is this going
- 44:36Speaker 4: to be? How homophobic is this going to be? We
- 44:39Speaker 4: just don't know.
- 44:40Speaker 3: We just don't know, you know, I mean, there are
- 44:44Speaker 3: there are definitely questions about some of the films that
- 44:48Speaker 3: I watched in the eighties. It's like, huh, I don't
- 44:50Speaker 3: want to revisit this really, But Darren, that brings us
- 44:55Speaker 3: to you. What are your final thoughts in rating?
- 44:58Speaker 5: Yeah, like I said, I really like to the lack
- 45:01Speaker 5: of agency Homes had over the adults, like he got
- 45:06Speaker 5: told what to do, he got got expelled, got put
- 45:09Speaker 5: in attention. You know, all had classmate rivalries. And also
- 45:14Speaker 5: say so all that worked. It was you know, as
- 45:17Speaker 5: a young Sherlock Holmes story. It worked, and then it
- 45:21Speaker 5: became like a temple of doom and like so much
- 45:25Speaker 5: so that I was like, did you where you got
- 45:29Speaker 5: like sitting next to the other screenwriter when and like
- 45:32Speaker 5: you kind of glanced at his notes like once in
- 45:34Speaker 5: a while, cover your heart. That's your lack cover your heart. Uh.
- 45:42Speaker 5: But all that's say, I'm going to give it a two.
- 45:45Speaker 5: It is a piece of cinema history. But I think, like, yeah,
- 45:50Speaker 5: like all the things we've stated, we can see why
- 45:53Speaker 5: it has not risen as a classic, risen as something
- 45:57Speaker 5: you know that is worth revisiting, except for in an
- 46:01Speaker 5: analytical eye like a podcast or if you're enjoying looking
- 46:06Speaker 5: over the list of ILM best hits you know for
- 46:10Speaker 5: the decade. So two stars for me.
- 46:13Speaker 2: Wow, brutal.
- 46:14Speaker 3: So Darren is the heartless one this time, Tristan refuses
- 46:18Speaker 3: to pick a lane, and I'm the kind one. So
- 46:21Speaker 3: this all works out. It's sort of our personalities, I guess.
- 46:24Speaker 3: But Darren, you know we're not done with Sherlock yet.
- 46:27Speaker 3: Oh no, Sherlock won't let us go yet. Well what
- 46:31Speaker 3: are we talking about?
- 46:32Speaker 2: Next week?
- 46:33Speaker 5: Next week we come to the only Sherlock movie all
- 46:35Speaker 5: three of us had actually seen before starting this wing.
- 46:39Speaker 5: We go to two thousand and nine's Sherlock Holmes starring
- 46:43Speaker 5: Robert Downey Junior. Next on House Lights
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