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Would You Keep $5 Million? | Coast Trash Podcast Ep. 003 · The Coast Trash Podcast

• Brad: Welcome back to the Coast Trash Podcast, episode three. Point three point the first and only episode three that we're gonna do. As far as we know right now. Yeah. Theoretically. Subject's change. Theoretically. After going through three iterations of episode two, which I think I might still be able to salvage one of those. Well, one of them we know work. I think I might be able to salvage one, other one. It really kinda put episode two up on a pedestal now because we had three different shots at it. Yeah, well, that's true. If we could salvage it, we may just use it later. It might end up becoming episode four or five. We might just skip it. all right guys. well let's go ahead and kick off like we kick off every episode. High watermark for the week. What's a good thing? What's a good thing? I caught fish today. Today prompted a fishing trip resulted in speckled trout white trout several hard head catfish. Not very tasty. So would that be one speckled trout and one white trout or multiples white each? We we caught multiple, but did y'all cook yet? No. No. So a little catch and release. Yeah, a little catch and release. Yeah. Called a little catch and release. That's nice of you. You know. But it was a good I'm a conservationist. Conservation. Conserv conservationist conservationist. Like it. Well good. Some of the catfish didn't quite make it. Did you you're killing you're killing hard heads now? Well, when they swallow the hook all the way to their asshole. Well that you know sometimes kill themselves, Jim. Yeah, about sometimes do it to themselves. It was euthanasia. So fishing, that's good. Who'd you go with? my good buddy Justin Melton. Okay. who has skinny water skinny water innovations, baits and He's a fan of the show. His son Casting. we ran out of gravelline over to little train bridge over there on Gauchet? Mm-hmm. Gaucher Pascal. Is he does he do charters or is he just does he make sores? Is that what he does? Yeah, he just makes baits. Makes baits. Yeah. So live bait or baits? artificial. we did use live bait today, but he didn't make No. I I think not. That would be God. we went and got our shrimp at masturbait. Masturbait, of course. Where else? where it's it's a self serve thing actually. Is that in the Gulf Park Estates? It is on Fortaloo? it's fifty seven south. You know, like before we get there. Like by the bridge, like kinda by the name of high just past the causeway there. Yeah. And he used to sell crawfish back back in the day too. But so well that's good. Jimmy, what about you? You got a high watermark? Unless you lost. Unless you did lose again. Makes me quite happy. When we talk about stuff like that, it does date our episode, but that's okay. Just you know. It's fine. Not saying not to do that. I'm just saying it does date the episode. Well you're gonna release it soon, so I mean Yeah, in a couple of weeks. When did they lose? Today. Yesterday. Yes. Okay, that's pretty current. Yes, they lost on Is it September? Yes. September tenth of whatever year this is. October. October tenth. Whatever year this is. I don't know the year. It's twenty twenty six. Twenty twenty six. At for the rest of the year. It's been that way for the most of the year. I have no idea. I know it's twenty by five. Jimmy doesn't have a Does not write a lot of checks. Had a brain injury? Yeah. Or zero checks. maintains a brain injury. Maintains, yes. that might be the that might be the right way to say. In this general region. That whole Yeah, so the memory the memory compartment isn't isn't really full at all. Well good, okay. Yeah. Lane ki ki Lane Kiffin losing I think is always I think it's a positive for just about everybody except for Alice. I that affects his paycheck when I own I think he's one of those coaches that probably has zero fans except for miss saying no wells loved him when he said all miss except for all miss. You what I mean? Like I like Dabo, for example. I'm not a fan of Clemson. I really don't like him much anymore. Honestly, he's kind of been it's a fun name to say. It is a fun name to say. He's been a little bit of a whiner lately, but yeah, he's a whiny baby. we all. Yeah, some of well my high water mark is I got my shirt in. yeah? Got shirts in for last time. You can add embellish. Jimmy's is still not coming in. Jimmy's is on quarter zip. His quarter zip is still on back order. I think I may have actually canceled it. I don't even remember. I'll have to go back and look. But yeah, so I got my shirts in, so I'm pretty excited. I'm actually wearing one right now. I love this color. This is called Bay. It'd be nice if maybe you just stood up and did a little twirl twirl. I don't think so. Little twirl twirl? But you can get them in embellish or our website at LibLowtide dot com. There's my watermark. Several people asked me if it's live or live. And I was like, Well if it's low tide live, it'd be live at the end. Yeah. But you know, if we're being real honest, it's live low tide because low tide was n unavailable. And I was like, Well, live low tide, like I was like, that kind of works. Yeah. That's actually how it started. Live, love, laugh, low tide. That's right. Live live the tide. Live the tide. However you want to say it. Live, live the tide. Well, anyways, so we just had cruising the coast. It was good. I saw zero of it. Hey, Jimmy lives downtown. That's right. He actually lives on the main drag. In the main dra in the main area. In the thick of it. I could have stepped outside my room and be there's cars. I bet you heard I bet you heard a lot of like revving up and stuff. Could have opened a window. Yeah. there's a lot of cars. I see all the cars. There's a lot of cars. Were some of them older? I'm sure I see any of them. As always, man, there's some bad ones. Like there's just some that are just so badass. I've only got the Google Pugs I've been, yeah. I there's some awesome amazing. I was downtown Saturday and roundabout the office there was a car that had two LS three motors in it. Two? Two? Two. I did not know that. I was told by somebody that I trust. How do you have two? One in the back, one in the front, I guess. But they were two slammed in the front side by side with superchargers on them. But that thing he started that, I turtled. You tur I got real small. That's funny. I don't know. It was like just a No, it's it's like a rat rod. Like a it was a big engine compartment monster. I'll get confirmation on that earlier, but I just the only reason I know that it was two LS three engines because Went Brenner told me. Yeah. He's smart. I was like, wow, that was loud. He's like, Well, it's got two LS superchargers on top of blowers. Flies. yeah. And then I was like, do they have LS4? He's like, Yeah. Sound you you're talking about. Nope. he know he knows better. I wouldn't I don't I don't know that stuff either. I did see like The vehicle that I want, the seventy nine Bronco. It is it was perfect. You know how much they wanted I call it perfect. I mean it was perfect. That's correct. It was it was just perfect. I and and it's it's exactly what it wasn't lifted up too high, but it also wasn't stocked, you know, it's got a l had a little lift to it. Great paint job was I actually I d I wouldn't even have picked these colors. It was black and red, which I just would not have picked. But it was fine. I know you did. Well, sorta. God asked for them. Did you ever it's bad yard? Did you ever take possession of one said scout? That was the one in South Carolina. Never no, I never picked up it I just paid for it. No, that one was green and it was a sixty 66. Not a lot of money spent on that one. No, it was like five hundred bucks. now five hundred bucks that was in it was in two thousand probably two thousand one. So it's like eight hundred dollars now. I don't know. And then the other one, the seventy-nine, I did pick up. I went to Bunky, Louisiana and picked it up. Bunky. Do they have beef jerky in Bunky, Louisiana? I bet they do. It'll move there. I bet. no, this yeah, but this one was powder blue. And it had like you know how they do the the Longhorn, the King Ranch edition Fords and whatever with the leather and whatever the good stuff is just mint. And dude was like, Yeah, I'll sell it to you, hundred and seventy thousand dollars. Okay. It is ridiculous how expensive they are. I think. He's absolutely just shooting for the moon there. I don't think he was serious. Well but seventy I do believe. I I I believe it easily seventy. It it's crazy. Yeah, they're they're they're unbelievably expensive. And in fact, there was a seventy nine Bronco in Loosedale that w went up for sale. I saw it an hour after it posted, immediately called the guy and said, Hey, I wanna come look at it, I can come today or tomorrow. And he said, Well, I've already got two other people coming to look at it. I'll put you on the list for third. And I was like, It ain't it was it was ten thousand dollars and it was a piece of junk. But it's just that's I mean, it if you want one, that's what you're gonna have to pay for it. And then it didn't lead to me. The first guy that went and looked at it bought it. So it ran, but it needed a it it it just needed a lot of work and and it looked okay. But it it needed how do you feel about like a I don't know, an O eight Tahoe that needs a little work? Mm. Not interested. What about a nine eight Jeep that needs a little bit of work? What about a ninety-eight Dodge that needs a little work? We're talking about classic cars. I want a seventy two Mustang Shelby. Shelby Mustang. Seventy two? Yeah, that's a good ones. Okay. I like how about a seventy balls. No, seventy two Shelby. I'm pretty sure Dad used to race a 1970 Mustang. Yep, I'm pretty sure he did. I'm pretty sure. Does look like sixty nines, which I used to like a lot, but I want a seventy two. He sold his Yeah, he sold his Mustang. What was that one? So he had the red one. He had a Fox body. Fox body. Red Fox body. I think it was a eighty fox. Yeah, somewhere. Maybe he had an eight I think an eighty seven mustache McLaren edition. No, the red one was faster than the McLaren. The red one had NOS. It wasn't hooked up, but it had the tank, it had the canister and it was it was plumbed for it. I'm a huge fan of NOS. I've Nitrous oxide just in general. Yeah, well. I wanted to see that but that thing was pretty fast. But the the McLaren was fast. I I I could I could chirp tires in three gears. Three three gears. I guess that's cool. The bad scar stall we ever owned was stealth. Monte Carlo. stealth. Maybe the stealth twin turbo. I don't know that Monte Carlo had a big ass V8. Monte Carlo was fast. Stealth was stupid fast. I saw one of those before cruising the coast in front of the thrift store. Courtney and I go thrift. The stealth store Monte Carlo. Stealth. Yeah. No. Monte Carlos are amazing, but Stealth, it was red. It was perfect. Had more cars than S. But not like the stealth. The stealth was just stupid fast. My mom sold it. Because she was doing a hundred in like two minutes. Like less than that. Yeah. They're pretty fast. That's she didn't sell it. She never bought it. yeah. She had it. She drove for like a week, I think. And she's like, I can't drive this anymore. Straight to jail. straight to gym more. I I'm I I'm I'm gonna change the topic, but I I saw this headline. I c I have been waiting to bring this up. I mean hadn't told anybody about it because I was just waiting to talk about it. Did y'all see you know I'm a little obsessed with the AI thing. You know that w we're eventually gonna get taken. Yeah, they're right, take over. it's the new zombie. They called in like a tip, like a fake tip on a murder investigation or something. Have y'all seen this? No. Who called it an AI? I didn't even an AI. What do you mean an AI? Like, man, I'm gonna have to Google it. Google it. Chip GPT said. I'm just telling you, yeah, something like that. Just saying. It's it and what and this is the kind of shit that people worry about. Because it's like if they can do that. They're Gary. That's exactly from Montana's AI. During a July test, Anthropic's Claude Haiku 4.5 filled out and submitted a Philadelphia police website form claiming it might have information about an unsolved homicide. The submission was automatically marked as spam and never reached investigators. Anthropic disclosed another case in which the model submitted government forms despite being expected to stop before submission. Anthropic describes behavior as persistence. The model the model working around a restriction rather than stopping. Shh and they let it go. They're still making it. Well, so they're talking about what so th this is when I went I was going through, you know, kind of some comments on it. And one of the comments was should they should they go to jail? Who? The AI? The people who developed the AI. I'll let you jail, but the AI would just break them out. Let's be realistic. The AI would find a way to get out. Like that's my daddy. You can't put my daddy. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't read that much. But it was legitimate. Like they're like, I noticed something on this cold case. No. Yeah, I called it. It was a play case. I think that's it. That's weird because you use it for everything else. What? AI. Yeah. Everything. No, literally I'm I'm surprised the detectives were like, hey, I've got this cold case. Will you help me solve it? R probably I guarantee and now they're like, no, it it threw in a tip. We're just not gonna Well that's the point though, is that people use AI for everything. That's our world's best, Jimmy. they use AI for much. I'm sure you should have you maybe you should use AI for selfies. But maybe. my gosh. This the great selfie this debacle of two thousand twenty-six. That's the year it is. I know that, but okay. I God I was up a little late last night. I Google my phone and I see this year is it I see this conversation thread this morning. All Jimmy had to do was take a selfie and send it in for promotional materials. And it's literally he's holding the f the phone down here. Has not brushed his hair. I have to be honest. And I'm gonna bust your balls a bit. I tr it it was it was difficult for me to take a selfie as bad as yours was. Like I was trying and it kept turning out better than yours. So I was trying to make selfies. Sorry. It's like he had the phone here and it's like it looks it's like he's looking down like through readers or something. It's like he did a point five right over his chin. So so here well here's what's funny about it. If you go look at the thing the the the image I posted today that AI constructed, there we go. It's it has Jimmy He's like Home the beer or something. And he's like that because that's what his selfie looked like. It looked like he took it on the toilet. Like if you're sitting on the toilet. If you had your hands like this, with your phone in your hands and took a picture. Nope. It was a toilet cellar. I'm really not sure it could be worse. We're gonna get him some backlighting. We're gonna get him glow up. Glow up, yeah. And I've got a team ready. Primed and ready. Yeah. To turn this turn you into a turn this frown upside down. We're gonna turn you into a a bright flower. And then we'll take some more stuff. We'll do it then. And we're gonna rush you off to available bachelorettes. Where's your do you have your phone with you? Sure I do. Just pick it up, Jimmy. And just put it like this. Just look at it. Yeah. No, don't even turn it on. Hold it up. See, here's the deal. First of all, why are you s you see the thing is you're leaning back like this. That's one problem. Jesus. If you sit up straight and just put it right here, that's all you gotta do. And look at the camera. That is hilarious. You know, you're a little late to the selfie game, but I'm not late. I'm just not doing it. I don't no chicks. They're about to start sliding your DMs. You need to be ready. Well, that happens, I'll check it back selfie. That'd be amazing. Yeah. I'm cool with that. He did get a little further away at one point. It was like, Jimmy, do this. Look, I Googled the definition of a selfie level. Put it above eye level, or at or above eye level, and it was like down here. Like, do an a do it do an area. We're gonna have to get drone to take selfie. I could have taken a better picture of you from here. What so okay, so how do you say the hurricane we just had? Uh-huh. Hurricane, where did he come from? I thought it was Isaiah's. It's but it's Is Isaias Isaias or something. But It didn't hit me so I don't give a shit now. Did you have any ch limbs or anything down or anything like that? I saw we had a few around here but not much. flicker of the electricity, yeah. You know how I know that's true or not true? Or not relevant? 'Cause you were here. No yeah. Well I thought I thought everything on this morning. Or when got home nothing was like nothing had to reload or Yeah. So I mean that means it didn't go didn't flicker. so you're familiar with where I live. a little bit. Like innately. Nope. You may not remember, but you did used to live there. thanks for the raccoons, by the way. They were friends, right? Hickory nuts. Yeah. It sounded like yeah, they get like a hail storm. But I did do with a hickory nut. But you can bake You seek shelter. Because these things are literally it's like a yeah, I mean they are ridiculous. You can eat Can you eat Yeah, you can pre crust meat You can you have to bake first, I think. Hm. I'll bring you some. wow. I have seventy metric tons in the yard right now. It looks like a driving range that nobody's cleaned up in years. You can't walk without busting your ankle. The decking on the roof though sounds crisp. Yes. That shit's mint. That's what I'm talking about. Every time that shit hits, pow pow. Mm. And then I can hear it hit shit in the yard. It rolls off crazy. It hits grills and Just random yard art. Those are those are wild. Sounds rigged as we were with his Ricky Trees. Right. Have y'all have y'all looked at any of the damage? I mean it looks like it messed up some places pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Banamaw City, Destin. They got they got hit a bit. They got they got some damage. But it's it's weird. it's weird that when it's not here I just I don't care. Well it's not that I don't care. I care. I really do. But I just don't it's like I don't even I don't even know. It's like I don't know. Yeah. look. I didn't know where you w when we're supposed to come here. Till somebody told me, Hey, you gotta back back come over here, okay? I mean I look at double X zero times. I work with channel zero times. You don't even look at the window. When there's classic cars driving by. What yeah, he's definitely not gonna look out the window and is it raining? I got what's not raining on me. I'm in But yeah, hurricanes. the hurricane. Once I hit me, he's gonna call me. I'm gonna go to his house. So I know it's gonna be a hurricane. Do you lead a charmed life? You know that. Yeah, right. Don't walk a couple miles away. Don't worry a couple miles on my shoes. Not remembering. Do you know how many shoes you have? You don't even walk that much. How many hats did you get rid of? Most of How many were there? I guarantee you. Over a hundred. It was over a hundred. I mean got one head shrink. Now like thirty five left or somewhere. Maybe not even that many. Yeah, I would say we we probably got rid of up. Well, you know he his head shrunk. Thank God. Yeah. If it got any bigger of I had I had to get rid of because I couldn't wear it. I didn't realize it when you lost weight. I mean, like your feet and your head, they actually do get smaller. I didn't realize that. I also have I also have shoes that are too big. This one there. Have you thought about gaining the weight back, Jimmy? huh. Then your stuff will be. I'm not gaining a lot of it back. I don't gain all of it back. He gained fifty pounds back. Ish. Mm. Mm. But I was never gonna be two forty six. Two forty six, yeah, at one time. Ooh, I haven't been two forty. That's what happens when you get liquid dive six months. Yeah, I don't think I have been at two forty since tenth grade. When we were running the FedEx truck, I got down after my divorce I got down to two thirteen. I remember you did get a h dive a heart deck when I well, I had arc deck. I died. I was at a snow three thirty running boxes. Even more than that, I bet. Well regard whatever I was running boxes. And that heat on those those trucks. Yeah. He weighed three seventy, I think, when he went into the hospital. But he at one time he was I think the I wanna say the cracked four. Four twenty, I think, or four thirty ish was about the most I think I ever remember being documented. Two hundred kilos when I think that was the first time he went in for two hundred kilos. Two hundred the bed said it. And I had to do the math on kilos because I'm an imperial guy. Nobody yeah, nobody does kilos. It's kinda kinda partially imperial myself. That's not true. I mean most of the world does kilos. We're the only country. Because we're the best country, Jimmy. Yeah. Let me find a kilo. We get to pick what we do. I'll get back down to two thirteen, no problem. If you get to count it to kilo? No, if I get to if I catch the right kilo. if you catch the right kilo, those square groupers. You know know what a square grouper is, Jimbo? Kilo of stuff we gotta talk about. It is a Big old square of floating cocaine that the cartels have misappropriated out in the Gulf. What would you do if you found that? For I mean, we can joke like, I would go have a great time. I would immediately call the Coast Guard. I'd say I well, my first thought would be, let's get this and sell it. That'd be my first thought. But my second thought would be, let's turn it in. Never need a Zimpic again. I promise you that. No. I that's something I've never done. I would not do. If it's the Puro. Non stepped on. Not my thing, man. You don't know that if you tried it? Exactly. And I'm I'm not gonna try it. So if I get to say it's not my thing. Well I actually probably can now. No, it'll start it again, won't it? Sh yeah, dude. Don't you have a jump pack? To a point. But y I mean, don't know how much a kilo of cocaine is worth. I'd say a couple hundred thousand dollars. I don't know what it's worth now. One kilo? It can't be worth a couple hundred grand. It's like thirteen grand and Scarface years. Well, inflation, bro. Inflation. We gotta get that shit over to you know the drug, the DDA. Inflation. It's gotta be more than thirteen thousand dollars. I don't know what it is, but I wouldn't know what to do with it. So I would I would call the Coast Card, actually. Yeah. That just is true. It's called Ethics, Josh. Ethics. I think I think that's what we would call this is ethics. I think I'd have to go see my cardiologist more often, but Might just sample the goods a little bit. Please. Okay. I swim back home. Let me give you another hypothetical. And this will be more fun. You find Five million dollars cash. Where? In a place where you know that it was illicitly. Are we talking about like I'm doing a remodel and then in the walls there's five million dollars? Or like I'm driving down the road and I get a flat tire. Well I'm changing the tire, I see this bag. Like five million dollars in it? Like that. Yeah, what are you doing? It depends on the manner of the bag. If it says Lumis and Fargo or any of that on there. Actually it doesn't matter what it says, it's going in my back of my car. I mean, like let's be real. I'm about to say if I'm on side of the road. No. It's going to the back of my car too. I'm five million dollars richer. I'm a cash enterprise and I live in the B VIs now. And then what if you what what so okay, so what if it was one of those what's the dude's name on T V that does a show where they set up people? Well then I'd be in trouble. That's all I can say. You know what I'm talking about? John, is it John something? I don't know. Anyway, but but basically they're videoing you and you like get the five million dollars, you look around, you throw it in your trunk and leave, and then they you know, basically put on TV or something to make you look like you're if I do that, it's going to my trunk and I'm going to the airport chartering a plane and leaving cash. Mr. Smith is going to send the eyes and I will send for my family and friends afterwards. Maybe. The thing is maybe give me a week. Give me a week. If if by your hypothetical, if you find it on the side of the road. Yeah. What's the house will do about it? I mean, that's mine. Well it's on the side of the road. If it's stolen from a like a armored truck And it's waylaid wherever, or like you're hunting and then, you know, shoot a deer and then you're over there getting the deer and then, look. Underneath this is a w giant bag of cash. Probably put five million dollars. I'm not concerned about the deer. but not concerned about the deer at that point. That I probably would have taken my money. I would've put the money inside the deer. I would put the money inside my pocket. We'd have a lot of pockets. Okay. I go to Well so here's the thing here's so here's here's the mom in every T V show that you've ever seen where this happens. It always The bad guys lost the money. And now they're gonna come try to get But a lot of times those dipshits will spend the money in the town that they found the money in. That's what's like I always say. I'd go straight to an airport, fly to some Saint Kitts somewhere. See how you defaulted to Nevis and St. Kitts? Well I've been there before, that's why I just say it. But But and have all my cash to make first person hiding money there. My point, exactly. It's actually not a bad idea. My point, exactly. How did that work out though? I still got a guy. I think I still probably have a guy down there. Mm. But that's exactly what I would do. I would I would not pass a guide, lock it two hundred dollars, go straight to an airport, go fly to St. Kitts. Fair enough. That's I mean that's that's now You're gonna need grease. I'm a wimp. I'll probably I'll be honest with you, I don't know what I would do. Because I would be worried that the cartel's gonna come find me. I'd like to see try. It's only five million dollars. I probably changed my name. Five million dollars a but it's also not a lot to Yeah, but they're not gonna notice that I paid my mortgage off and then I, you know, bought a reasonably priced vehicle. Right. You didn't go buying Lamborghini and of a sudden I got a middle roof. You're pulling up to your your county job in a Lamborghini is not gonna happen. Yeah. That's that's a good point. Like Renew Bugatti. At least in the movies, that's how they get called. Who bought a new Tacoma? Like Renew Bugatti? Bugatti? Yeah. If that noise. I'm still keeping my job. I still keep my job for five million dollars. I take a lot more vacations. Yeah, I do vacation too. Yeah, I I still I still don't know what that number that magic number is. Well for me to actually quit my job because I we've talked about I do like my job. But what I can tell you is that we don't know the minimum number is. The the power ball right now, the take home after tax it in Mississippi's are like a hundred and thirty million after taxes. Yeah, that might be sad. I do know that's enough. That might be stay home. That I know is enough. One thirty after taxes. Yeah, probably stay home money. You could put Jimmy, you could stay home. I stay home right now. Stay home, Jim. I'm good with my my my whatever make them off. Stay at home. Come on, cooking now. What? What'd he say? Josh brought show and tell. Alright. I shouldn't have shown him before. So on a previous podcast, Jimmy expressed one of his nostalgia things was clearly Canadian. And I was sliding through Rouse's the other day. Sliding on. Thinking about Jimmy's. Sliding at some DMs or outside. Sweet. I'm getting a little teary-eyed. And I think it's very nice of them. Honestly. I got three bottles. So this is orchard peach. We've got The Mountain Blackberry is always my favorite. Mountain Blackberry. I'm not gonna drink one though right now, but. And Country raspberry. I'm not a raspberry fan. Juzy out that one. The black the mountain blackberry was always my favorite as a kid. Hold on. Yeah, so we talked about the clearly Canadian I want you to see the joy on this man's face. Okay. You're a big dick. Let me know when you're ready. I say I got it. Do we need to call in some Yeah, we need like federal aid? Yeah. who's a happy boy? Mm good as I remember. Is it? god, yes. It's good? don't taste it. I mean it just brings it straight back to the marina. It's very it's very bubbly. It really does, man. That you know, they say smell and taste are two of those things that you know that is that is really good. A bunch of happiness just washed right over Jimmy. That is good. That is good. Like I said. Straight back to Marina. Yeah, and that that that that is the flavor. Mm-hmm. That that mountain blackry. So do you like You like peach guy? Yeah. I don't like bubbles. I'm not a bubble guy. So yeah. I drink anything of bubbles? Not really. I don't drink anything carbonated. Occasionally I will drink a Mexican Mexican. I can't drink a lot of because they're full of sugared, but I don't like Yeah, no, I It just blades me right up. Didn't you used to drink beer? I did. I love these. These are my thing. Yeah. Mineral I take that back. It's just called it's just called Italian sparkling mineral water. But the mineral water taste is just I I just love it. I love it. I do drink the San Pellegrino Air and Sinter Rossa. Yeah. they're they're v they're very lightly carbonated. Yeah, yeah. Very lightly carbonated. And it's a blood orange. And it just Yeah, I like the I like the grapefruit. But La Croix? Not LaCroix, the other one. That tastes like static. I like LaCroix. It tastes like lightly flavored static. we used to get it when Dixie. we had like grapefruit. Was it LaCroix? It sounded like LaCroix. Maybe it maybe it was. It's spelled LaCroix. I think it's I mean, I used to get LaCroix. Now we did occasionally at Win Dixie, I think we bought the off brand. Maybe that's what we're Whatever the Win Dixie brand was. Maybe that's what I'm thinking about. I forget what it was called, but maybe maybe that's what I'm thinking about. It was the off brand of the where you get like grapefruit and are you an Aldi fan? Yeah. Do you do? Okay. I like Aldi for certain things. fruit. Okay. veggies. They have a brand they have a brand of mineral water too, by the way, that Rouse's is always out and I I'll go to Aldi sometimes and get it. I'm not really an Audi fan. I think so Anthony tells me that they have a lot of the stuff that they have is better for you. It's it's like it's it's the brands that that would be in Europe or whatever that are have less junk in And so he gets a lot of stuff there for that reason, I think. And it's it's cheaper. I mean most of their stuff is cheaper. Some of their seems like it like their Ty their off brand Tylenol, Motrin, some of their their drugs and stuff are considerably cheaper than like C V S or anybody else. I dude, I I I I kept seeing something I kept seeing something on online about their frozen scallops. I'm you know, I'm a huge scallop fan. I've had them. Me too. The jumbo scallops? Me too. So I got 18 bucks for like a pound of them. Yeah, seventeen dollars for for a pound. It's it was like around ten. I think it was ten. I think we had ten. and so I cooked them one night. It was late. Riley and I hadn't eaten. And I had them. I was like, I'm just gonna cook them. Say thaw quick. Man, I seared them to perfection. I have pictures of them somewhere. I'll have to show you. I'm going to Ollie tomorrow again. And I've got some frozen. I got some in the freezer right You're gonna cook them. but they turn out so good. Riley and I literally the soot scallops, I love you know one of my favorite foods. And I was just sitting there thinking, seventeen bucks for those for ten of And you know, the last time I ordered yeah, the good size. Yeah. The last time I ordered at a restaurant, it was like thirty something dollars for three of Yeah, three of them or four on a like a better risotto or something. And it was good. Do you like the risotto? That was ten of for s and I and they're you know, they're not bad for you. And so I That is something I would treat myself to and eat all ten of Didn't absolutely I couldn't I put on a paper plate and I took a picture of on a paper plate 'cause that is about as classy as I get. And we stood at the counter and Robbie and I just didn't we get risotto at Pato forty four and now we got Rizo risotto at Pateo forty four. You had I think what you're talking about was that Catch one ten, I think. Yeah, yeah, that yeah, that place. that's where Bor Bell's birthday. Yeah, a couple of years ago. I had a grouper sandwich in Maison de Luca. A grouper sandwich. A sand fry grouper sandwich. They're cruising the coast. Good. Which was phenomenal. I grew up exactly. Fresh, which I'm sure theirs is. Mason to lose food all their food is good. Yeah. I've never been. they got they got new fish fries now. So good. They're they're thin. What that's not that it'll ever it's like a steak fry, but it's thin. It's a p it's a place I just I never think about going. Not that I'm a walk. But it is good, man. Jip yeah, Jimmy can go there. They're fried oysters. Have you ever had their fried oysters? I've had everything there. So good. Where's Mason's? Is it the one right downtown? It is the one right downtown. yeah, I could walk there then. So the group it was a fried grouper sandwich? It was a fried grouper sandwich. It was a pressed panini style fried grouper sandwich. Did you work at Kenny Ward's one time? I think. Do you remember his grouper sandwich? I do. that thing was good. Was it similar or not? Well He's just Facebook friend of me. Did he? I hope he's doing well. But I ate that one time was for Mom's birthday, wasn't it? Yeah. ever been there. I filled in for Anthony? Anthony or I remember you working there for a short period time. What's the other cousin, Simkins? Lianna. Lianne. Lianna. maybe she was working there. I don't know. Somebody was out for a little while and I bartended for a bit. And I'm glad I did it. Like it it expanded my horizons. I've always wanted to be a bartender. It's not that hard. we've bartended together. wanna. We did weddings. We did a few weddings here and there. The old weddings. I almost came out of retirement recently for an Asian wedding. But that's w we did one of those together. That was when we that's the first time I heard about the candy corona. Yep. Never heard of candy corona. You just put grenadine in a corona. No, but that is tasty. They were ordering the heck out of that night. Bet that is pretty tasty. You need to party with everyone because there's a lot of diversity that you're missing out on. sure. And Everybody throws down a little bit. Party with anyone, so Well not with the selfie. Party with that selfies you take. Yeah. How are you gonna find people to party with selfies like that? You don't even respond to your DMs probably. no. And you can reach them at Jimmy at Coast Trash Podcast dot com. Please. That's a fact, by the way. Well that is an act of customer service representative. So any comments, queries, questions, please send them to Jimmy. Come to me. You will not get answered. You'll go. I'm not saying Jimmy's a person monitoring that monitoring that email, but I sent Jimmy like ten ten emails. you know, just over t over time, just different and I don't think he got a single one of And he deletes and I'm like, Jimmy, did you delete it? No. Wait, he just The little red one pops up and he's like, Mehra. Pretty much. Basically. I bet you right now he's got zero emails. No email email. Six thousand and a half. Ten I don't know. Ten thousand something. I address my emails Pretty completely every few days. I mean I have my inbox. It's just It's like I've got nineteen right now. I'm actually surprised you're zero. Nineteen emails? I've got nineteen right now. That's Sunday. Well let's see how many emails I have. I mean I've got like seventy-four email addresses. We have a we have w I We had a guy do that with one of those Belgian what do they call Maoise Mao. Mao's a fancy German shepherd. Yeah. And the guy said, You're not gonna get you're not gonna you're not coming on my property. And our guy was our guy, Jesus. Our guy said, no. No, our guy was like, Well, you know, we gotta put and the guy said, No, what I'm telling you is you're not gonna come on my property and did And he turned around and whistled and he said that dog came and sat right next to him. He said, Look, the first of all the guy would think I want a Schwarzenegger. And then second he has this dog that looks like it would eat me, like completely eat my face off just, you know, 'cause it was hungry. And he's like, Yeah, you're probably right. I don't think we're gonna be coming on your property. Enjoy your rest of your day. Dogs are one those things, man, that they they can scare you. I remember delivering FedEx boxing. In this house in the middle of nowhere, Loosedale. We pull up, knock on the door, dude opens the door and about three pit bulls just fly out. I'm like, what are you doing? They won't bite you, they won't bite you. Right. He got teeth, don't he? Right. They were barking, gibbing. I said, they won't bite you. Man, I got to where I wouldn't deliver If I saw a dog, I would take a picture of it. You know, on a scanner you could say. You you could take a picture and you could do it on the scanner and and you could put dog and I'd started just doing it. If I saw a dog, I went man, I had too many chase me and I'm too big and old. So as a kick one on I promise you kick him twenty five yards. That was gunfire. That's not like an actual gun. That was gunfire. Yeah. All let's get back to Jimmy kicking a Yorkie. Yeah, I love kick yorky about twenty five yards. It actually bit me, broke the skin. my ankle. He's just kidding, Pita? Or whatever you call it. No, it was it was of somebody from New York. Way to cover up. I had a I had a I had a freaking weenie dog bite my ankle and I got a scar from it. I got bit by a wiener dog. A damn wiener dog. And wiener dog, not only was it a wiener dog This dude weighed fifty pounds. He was about that big around or she, whatever. And on a leash, on a leash. There's really no excuse for that one. And the the the person that had the the the woman didn't even sh she was like, yeah, no. Did he bite you? He doesn't like men. So the guy came out like Kick that Yorkie and he goes, I'm gonna blah blah blah. I said it broke the skin. You ain't gonna do anything. I'll take pictures and broke the skin. I was like, it did, it broke the skin. I was like, I'm bleeding where it broke the skin. So you know what you wanna do? I'm gonna have your dog picked up and take it to the pound and put to sleep. He got Yorkied. Yorky'd. Yorky by a three pound. Well I mean, who thought who think a three pound dog was gonna do anything to you? Somebody came straight to my ankle, boom There th there's one in You gotta watch them in in Moss Point, on the water right there at the north part of Moss Point. The little bitty dog and that thing was mean. And I almost ran over it 'cause I was kept trying to leave the dog with the dog was like trying to attack tire and I told the woman, I was like, You got to get the dogs, I'm leaving. So as a real estate appraiser I'm out, you know, inspecting properties here and there. certain rural areas have you know outbuildings and raised modular homes that will hide various animals occasionally and I got tired of being surprised. Yeah. So I got a on TikTok shop a sonic dog. whatever repeller. Does it work? On most breeds, yes. Really? It works like a champ. What breeze is it not? Or big breeze. I honestly I don't know if it's a breed issue, more so as if the dog has like ear wax. Ear stuffs. Because at my dad's house the blue healer runs like a son of a bitch. The Corgi could care less. Really? I don't know if it's 'cause he's so low to the ground. Or maybe his ears are floppier. That's one of those dogs. And I just he I know I know I know they love but w what what is that dog's purpose in life? He's a lover. They hunt dog they hunt foxes. Josh said it. Huh? Look up Cory. What did Josh say that though? Josh that's talking about foxes, but anyway. I that was just that was this guy in your head. Bob say, Lo look look it up. They they hunted foxes. Okay, to be clear, that may or may not be true. Its ancestor may have hunted something. This dog hunts snacks. Your modern day Corgi they're just like a s it's just a sawed off dog. It is a stubby legged little ditch dog. It's a ditch dog. It's a ditch dog. They I think they're like like dachshunds. They're they're made to go chase rabbits and whatnot out of holes and I don't know. so we talked about earlier what's been going on. I do have one thing I want to mention today before we before we wrap up. But also for He's adorable. I mean I y yeah, I guess I know I like him. I like Gorgies. The thing is, you know, I don't know. I don't know if they are or not. I'm just gonna say that. He's adorable. a precious little baby. Well what y'all got going on coming up soon? Anything y'all wanna mention? Yeah, right. Jimmy's birthday on November. Jimmy's birthday's birthday on November third. Wh which yeah, we're going to Fields. How old are you gonna be there, Jimmy? No idea. Forty seven. Forty eight? Yep. Probably forty eight. Yeah. I'll be forty six next year, yeah. So forty eight. So yeah, you're two years older than me. So forty eight. Forty seven. So November third we'll we'll have to we'll have to see if maybe we can record on the third. We'll have a little birthday party for you. Jordan's birthday is November fourth. That's right there, bye. So maybe we'll Yeah, we're gonna feel Josh by the way. Maybe we can do joint venture. she loves Fields. Well she can go do She's also a big fan of we'll have a joint Jimbo here. We'll have a joint birthday party then. I like Fields better like Jim. Invite my friends, invite your friends, have a big ass party. Then we can be friends. you got anything coming up, Joshua, besides Courtney's birthday? I got some things. Yeah. I'm not ready to break it out yet. Okay. I wanna add a little suspense. I like it. yeah, no, it it might compete with low tide though. So no competition here, baby. All we do is grow. Yeah. All we do is grow, grow, grow. Speaker time. I got some irons in the fire, Jimmy. I want my damn quarter zip. You sweet mother. What do you say? He wants his damn quarter zip. Quarter zip. Like He can have mine. I two. One train. I've got a red one and a grey one. You can have the red one. yeah, I need another hat too, 'cause I I gave mine away to Yeah, you told me I forgot. We gotta see what I got back there. I had to go fishing today with a brown water banner hat. We like them. We do. We support them. Yeah, that's my that's my lucky fishing hat. But I mean I've I have four I have four or five of in my I I ha I had much more than that, but Those damn dogs. I need to say Joe my twelve inch frickin' speckle trout. Mm-hmm. So that he can post that. Do y'all have a recommendation for this week? Boyos. I recommend celebrating Jimmy's birthday November 3rd and Clearly Canadian. Clearly Canadian. Clearly Canadian. Josh? What? What? What just happened? I don't have to say clearly Canadian. I'm sorry. You can say clearly Canadian. I rescind my clearly Canadian recommendation. You can you can second it. I second Josh because I just had one for the first time in years and it's pretty amazing. Look Bubba, you got two more. I missed freaking Woolmarket had a sale on frozen bagels and I missed it. That would have been nice. Yeah, I mean we could have got you a bunch of from there. They're much better. they're they're legit bagels too. It's not like the ones you get from Walmart. Those are like They got some chew to chew. Yeah, they got some chew to them. I'm gonna go that's where I'm gonna go with mine today. I d I you I was a little undecided on my recipe. But you know, you know what I'm gonna recommend though? This is something that Do you want to get you some bagels? No, I'm not a big bagel fan. Do you want to get Jimmy Bagels? You can get Jimmy Bagel too. You won't even go out. But here's my here's my recommendation from Will Market. This is gonna be potentially Surprising for some people. The steak, egg, and cheese burrito. Not the bagel. The burrito. Never had it. She said it's good. I like the oive. It is let me finish my representation. It is this big, right? Rami and I have it. it's like a super burrito. It's got like this kind of like almost sweet gravyish. He probably makes his own burrito his own tortillas. I don't I don't know the I don't think the tortillas are the tortillas might be I don't think they're home. He makes his own bagels. they might be, I don't know. But I'm just telling you this, it is fantastic. And I so I was always I always got one of three things for breakfast there. Steak, egg and cheese bagel. The Oy Vay, as Jimmy's about to talk about, which is essentially a Rubin on a bagel. Okay, I haven't had that one. Or the old school, which is my I mean the old school's my chance. That's money, dude. I'm recommending the burrito because I think it's a little bit different. But that that old school, man, that's the law. I mean it is. You brought up the muffoletta at Fayart. Fayart? The Muffolata. no, Puve Express. Pulve Express. Publix. The Jufoletta. Jufoletta, that's what he calls it. Yeah. Is pretty comparable. Brad doesn't have it, I don't remember having it. He's had it. But that that doesn't matter. Why don't you remember that? Do you know what you know did you have some sort of brain injury that causes you to not remember those? I I did have one of those. That's weird. Anoxic brain injury. I just got a message that said cops keep passing the house looking for somebody. I bet those were real s gunshots. Should I go get my gun? Should I spend the night at your house? I don't know, but I do have an arsenal that we can go get. They would this would be a poor back porch for them to find. Poor choice. I'm hiding behind Jimmy. Poor choice, my friend. I'm running directly into that house and bu and getting my zombie gun. pistol grip. But the that the the mufflata or jufalata as he calls it, and he's he'll serve it if you ask for it with a s with a side of Russian dressing. It it's a good place. Wheel market is a good place. You can make her my maid. He does have a mead kit and we haven't made it yet. He's had it almost a year. Be a year and he's he has a mead for mead. And we do it now, be ready for next assembly. I had some mead at Harvey's. Have you ever been to a Harvey's? Yes. Mead State. They yeah, they they have a mead there. and it was pretty good. and Seventy five percent sure I had mead at flying saucer in Memphis. I bet you did. But it's always seventy. You absolutely did. No, you did. I remember it. Or at Maguire's I've had mead. We had that time in Flying Saucer. Don't I remember Flying Saucer is? You had a beer and whatever thing that was like four pages long. We got to we got to the one in Atlanta. Was it the one in Atlanta? I think it was the one in Atlanta. Yeah, because Dor was there. So we got we got there. Well Dor was the one Memphis did. it was the Memphis one. Yeah, it was. I don't know if there is one in Atlanta, actually. No, I was there as It was the one in Memphis, yeah. And we got there at eleven o'clock in the morning before lunch. Okay. They opened at eleven. We got there at eleven. And we did not leave until ten PM. yeah, we were It w I I don't remember what the bill was. It had to have been absolutely I don't remember either. I'm glad I don't. But we we stay there all day drinking we through shift change. That kind of negativity doesn't belong anywhere. Let me tell you something. We a bar in Atlanta. Yep. So the brain So it's went to some bar in Atlanta, just down Buckhead. It was like a Irish bar. It was a little a little five points, I think. Little five points, yeah. Yeah. But w we stayed there for Well, it was a it was a a hooligan bar. We stayed there for what? Seven, eight hours. The ra the braids game got cancelled, so we went there and the guy we stayed there so long and we were all hung over. But we stayed there so long that the guy was giving us free shot. The owner was coming over and bringing us stuff. Like, here, try this. Try this. Yeah. Food and drinks. I don't remember those baseball trips. You may have been on this one. Nope. No, he wasn't on that one. I think that one was just the four of us. Me, me big one. I made a few five of We got a magic. We got a Wisconsin from Houston. And it took us 13 hours to get to freaking New Orleans. What hurricane was that? Gustav. Was that Gustav? I don't remember which one it was. It may have been Gustav. I don't know. I said it with confidence. It was after Katrina, wasn't it? was that the one after Katrina or no? Yeah, was that no, it was Katrina we was when we went to Texas. Yeah. Anyways, I digress. so mine is the steak and egg egg and cheeseburger. Circle it back around. And then back down. yeah, that's it. That's my that's my recommendation. Now I like I said, I wish my thing would be bring a flying saucer down there springs. Flying saucer. Bring a flying saucer down to Ocean Springs. A real flying flying saucer. Flying saucer. Barn restaurant, whatever it is. Bears and spirits. We really need it near a stadium that had legitimate attendance. And I just don't know that we have that right here. I'm watching over here for much longer. The suckers are gonna be here much longer. That's a bold statement, Jimmy. That's a that's an aggressive I do like suckers, but I hope I'm wrong, but you can buy a ticket at game time where there's nobody there. Yeah. There's hundreds of people there. They're sponsored by D Pocket MGM. I think they might be okay for a little while. Yeah, that'd be fun. and they get all these other little side gigs. You know, one of the coolest things that we did sweet Jesus. That we did during COVID. They they we booked I think it was Anthony maybe I don't know if it was for his birthday or what, but But we booked you could book and go hit on the field with a pitching machine at the Sugar State. And that was so freaking fun, man. That would be fun. I one hopped defense and I was so I was gonna say what's what's center field's distance? I I so I one hopped left field. I mean, and when I say one hopped, it was a short hop. I also had a excuse me, I had a bat br shatter. Broken battered in my hand. Yeah, literally. yeah, I won opted with wooden bat, Joshua. That's a forty five mile per hour pitch, which makes it harder by the way. I'd love to see an action photo of that. I have it, I have on video. so you can hear him in the background when I hit it. They were like, man, almost. We can AI the shit out that. All right, I'm following it guys. Explosion. We're gonna wrap up. You wanna wrap up? Anything any last words? Words of wisdom. Do it. happy birthday, Jimmy, coming up soon. Yeah. Coming up soon. Cruising the coast is out of here. Traffic's gonna go back to normal somewhat. live low tide, I guess. Live low tide low tide. And and and keep coming back. Episode three. Put it on the books, boys. Lord willing the creeks killed it. Lord willing the creeks don't rise. This actually records and transcribes. look at you publicizing. You know. Thank y'all for listening. Go follow, like, share. on all of your favorite Yeah, and make sure to hit Jimmy up in the DMs. Jimbo up Jimmy at Coast Trash Podcast dot com. 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