Latest / The Ben Maller Show / Hour 1 - What Stinks?
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Bippity boppity boo. And how do you do? It's our
- 0:04Speaker 1: number one and a happy Tuesday to you. It's NFL
- 0:09Speaker 1: trade deadline day today. And we stayed up all night
- 0:14Speaker 1: to give you a fresh pod. We started out the
- 0:16Speaker 1: Ben Maller show here in our number one with the
- 0:19Speaker 1: Monday night football game, the Bills and the Vikings. Man,
- 0:23Speaker 1: was this a non-competitive game. What is your word for
- 0:26Speaker 1: how Carson Wentz ran the Vikings offense? He had a
- 0:29Speaker 1: quarterback rating below 10, which I'm told is not good. Also,
- 0:34Speaker 1: how does this dud of a performance change things for
- 0:37Speaker 1: Kevin O'Connell's Vikings as we do head into the end
- 0:41Speaker 1: of the swap meet today? And does this victory count
- 0:45Speaker 1: as a statement win for Josh Allen and the Bills
- 0:49Speaker 1: as they were favored on the road? They go into Minnesota.
- 0:52Speaker 1: And they get a comfortable win over the once-proud Vikings.
- 0:56Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of that and more right about now.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Here it is, our number one. P.U.! What stinks? My God,
- 1:09Speaker 1: the Minnesota Vikings. How did they win all those games? Garbage!
- 1:15Speaker 2: Garbage!
- 1:16Speaker 1: Welcome in the beginning of another night of the Ben
- 1:22Speaker 1: Maller Show. We are in the air everywhere. Like teammates.
- 1:31Speaker 1: As we take a flight of fantasy coast-to-coast, border-to-border, and
- 1:36Speaker 1: beyond on the vast and rambunctiously powerful microphones of FSR
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- 2:40Speaker 1: WeBull.com slash disclosures. So the lead story here, rather obvious,
- 2:48Speaker 1: a highly anticipated game. On a Monday night, our lead
- 2:53Speaker 1: from the Twin Cities. Is everyone keeping an eye on
- 2:58Speaker 1: this game? A mid-season rhubarb in the epicenter of the
- 3:04Speaker 1: sporting world in downtown Minneapolis there. And I know I've
- 3:08Speaker 1: been to the game there, but I've been to the stadium.
- 3:10Speaker 1: And it was a hospital with a lot of weird
- 3:12Speaker 1: folks out in front that looked to be down on
- 3:15Speaker 1: their luck. At least the day that I was there.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Did not go well. And it looked like in the stadium,
- 3:19Speaker 1: some of those people were playing for the Minnesota football team.
- 3:23Speaker 1: So you had Josh Allen and the Bills Mafia. They're wagons.
- 3:27Speaker 1: The Bills wagons. And where did the Buffalo roam? Well,
- 3:30Speaker 1: they roamed into Minneapolis, a wrestling match with the top-ranked
- 3:34Speaker 1: Minnesota Viking defense. You had the Bickersons, Joe Buck and
- 3:39Speaker 1: Troy Aikman, who appeared to hate each other. At least
- 3:43Speaker 1: Aikman hating Buck. They had the call there on ABC.
- 3:46Speaker 1: The heavyweight matchup, that was the hype above the marquee.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Did you watch? Were you engaged? Did you spend hours
- 3:55Speaker 1: of your time sitting there watching this? Perhaps not. Now,
- 3:59Speaker 1: we watched, so you would not have to, and this
- 4:01Speaker 1: is one of those events, surprisingly, where you didn't miss
- 4:06Speaker 1: a damn thing if you missed this game. Consider yourself
- 4:09Speaker 1: lucky if you weren't able to watch this game. Holy crap. Man,
- 4:12Speaker 1: it was not a competitive game at all. It wasn't exciting.
- 4:15Speaker 1: It was bad. Josh Allen, who wasn't great, he will
- 4:20Speaker 1: be credited as great. He did have a touchdown pass with...
- 4:24Speaker 1: A little less than a minute to go before halftime,
- 4:27Speaker 1: and then they started cooking. They'd be in Buffalo as
- 4:30Speaker 1: James Cook ran for 107 yards on a bunch of carries.
- 4:34Speaker 1: He also had a late touchdown as the Buffalo football
- 4:38Speaker 1: team stampeded past the Vikings 23-6. was the final score.
- 4:44Speaker 1: The better story, though, is in the losing locker room.
- 4:48Speaker 1: And this was a humdinger of a performance. You talk
- 4:53Speaker 1: about commandeering the Vomit Comet. Holy crap! Mike, that's one
- 4:57Speaker 1: of the great Vomit Comet performances we've ever seen from
- 5:00Speaker 1: Carson Wentz, who took over as the QB1 performance. In Minnesota.
- 5:07Speaker 1: And he turned that into a kamikaze mission for the
- 5:10Speaker 1: Viking offense there. Had just nine first downs. The Vikings
- 5:14Speaker 1: had nine first downs. A professional football team against the
- 5:18Speaker 1: Bills defense. I didn't realize the Bills had a good defense. Oh,
- 5:22Speaker 1: that's right. They don't have a good defense. You wouldn't
- 5:24Speaker 1: know that from this particular performance. Carson Wentz, who did
- 5:28Speaker 1: not convert a single third down for the Viking offense.
- 5:33Speaker 1: I am told that is not good. Oh, you're being mean, Mallor!
- 5:37Speaker 3: I know.
- 5:39Speaker 1: I'm the bad guy. Holy crap. My God, that was painful.
- 5:44Speaker 1: And what I did is make myself feel better. I
- 5:47Speaker 1: went to my email, and there were several of you
- 5:50Speaker 1: idiots in Minnesota that emailed me. I thought you were
- 5:54Speaker 1: a friend of Minnesota. Why were you saying mean things
- 5:57Speaker 1: about the Vikings? What's wrong with you? I don't know.
- 6:00Speaker 1: Because they deserved it? Holy crap. My God, was that dreadful. Well,
- 6:05Speaker 1: Kevin O'Connell is the head coach, and I'm sure he's
- 6:09Speaker 1: very happy with the offense, right, coach? You're very happy, Mr. O'Connell,
- 6:12Speaker 1: with the offense, yes?
- 6:13Speaker 3: I wish he'd perform. In no way, shape, or form
- 6:19Speaker 3: was tonight acceptable. I told the team it starts with me,
- 6:22Speaker 3: and 100% defense was on the field too much.
- 6:25Speaker 1: I thought they battled.
- 6:27Speaker 3: I thought we made some plays in the kicking game,
- 6:28Speaker 3: just not even close offensively to what we want to be.
- 6:34Speaker 3: Never got Carson in a rhythm. Tried a bunch of
- 6:36Speaker 3: tools to see if we could help that happen, and
- 6:39Speaker 3: just I didn't do a good enough job doing that.
- 6:41Speaker 3: Put tonight 100% on me. It's not about any one
- 6:44Speaker 3: particular player, but we've got to improve offensively at a
- 6:48Speaker 3: rapid pace.
- 6:51Speaker 1: It's not about the players, because the players are so soft,
- 6:55Speaker 1: they can't be criticized. That's what Kevin O'Connell just told you.
- 6:58Speaker 1: The Minnesota Vikings are such a bunch of pussy willows,
- 7:01Speaker 1: they cannot be criticized. Cannot do it. Well, we'll do it.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Unlike him, we've got the balls to do it. All right,
- 7:09Speaker 1: so good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question.
- 7:13Speaker 1: What is your word? What is your word for how
- 7:16Speaker 1: Carson Wentz ran the Vikings offense and the state of
- 7:21Speaker 1: despair that Minnesota's offense find themselves in? So I've got
- 7:24Speaker 1: the Caspian Sea, a frozen herring, and straight-A student. And
- 7:30Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together, and we
- 7:34Speaker 1: are going to go to page 94. And we'll move
- 7:37Speaker 1: ahead now on the broadcast to page 94. So, A,
- 7:40Speaker 1: my word, my word for this particular performance, it's two words,
- 7:47Speaker 1: poop fest. That was a poop fest. Big poopy for
- 7:54Speaker 1: the Vikings. And Kevin O'Connell needed to actually go out
- 7:58Speaker 1: and get a pooper scooper. This became a biohazard issue.
- 8:03Speaker 1: for those that were in attendance at this particular game. Seriously. Now,
- 8:08Speaker 1: we were, while watching this game, I was texting some
- 8:11Speaker 1: friends of mine, and I was pointing at the screen.
- 8:14Speaker 1: And I was humming bars of one of my favorite songs.
- 8:18Speaker 1: And you can sing along as well. Die, die, diarrhea.
- 8:22Speaker 1: That was Carson Wentz. It was straight diarrhea. You could
- 8:26Speaker 1: feel it in the back of your legs. You could
- 8:28Speaker 1: feel it dripping down on the back of your legs.
- 8:30Speaker 1: That was Carson Wentz's performance there. The Purple People Eaters.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Purple people eaters turning Monday night football into a medieval
- 8:39Speaker 1: torture chamber for their offense. The numbers are unbelievable. I
- 8:44Speaker 1: mentioned the Vomit Comet. Commandeering the Vomit Comet. Straight up,
- 8:48Speaker 1: as Cam Ward would say over there in Nashville, straight up,
- 8:51Speaker 1: we ass. That's the Vikings. We ass. Eight completions. Eight
- 8:57Speaker 1: for Carson Wentz. Eight completions. Eight of 25. 32%. He
- 9:05Speaker 1: had 81 yards passing on 32 pass attempts, an average
- 9:08Speaker 1: of 3.2 yards. Both the leading rushers for the Vikings
- 9:14Speaker 1: averaged at least 3.2 or better. Not one, but two interceptions,
- 9:18Speaker 1: a lost fumble, an 8.9 passer rating. That is Nathan
- 9:26Speaker 1: Peterman-like from Carson Wentz. 8.9 passer rating. He could not
- 9:32Speaker 1: hit water if he had fallen out of a boat
- 9:35Speaker 1: at Lake Minnetonka. That's how bad he was. In fact,
- 9:39Speaker 1: we love the stat. We'll bring it up again. We
- 9:40Speaker 1: bring it up every time we see a performance like this,
- 9:42Speaker 1: which happens a lot. If Carson Wentz had taken every
- 9:46Speaker 1: snap and spiked the ball into the turf in the
- 9:49Speaker 1: dome there in Minnesota... Every single snap, he would have
- 9:53Speaker 1: had a passer rating of 39.6. His passer rating was 8.9.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Who goofed? I've got to know. And even running what
- 10:06Speaker 1: appeared to be a dumbed-down elementary offense that Kevin O'Connell
- 10:11Speaker 1: put out there for the Vikings, that offensive unit looked
- 10:16Speaker 1: like a group of strangers from Azerbaijan who got together
- 10:22Speaker 1: and they were out and tossed into the Caspian Sea
- 10:25Speaker 1: and told to figure out how to score some points.
- 10:29Speaker 1: That's what it looked like. Carson Wentz, at one point,
- 10:34Speaker 1: it appeared to me, and maybe I'm wrong on this,
- 10:37Speaker 1: it looked to me like Carson Wentz was having a
- 10:40Speaker 1: father-son catch with the Bills linebackers. Like, you know how
- 10:45Speaker 1: you go out when you're a kid, maybe you played
- 10:46Speaker 1: catch with your dad or a relative or something like that,
- 10:49Speaker 1: an uncle? That's what it looked like. I was like, wow,
- 10:52Speaker 1: I didn't realize that the linebackers for the Bills were
- 10:55Speaker 1: the kids of Carson Wentz. It looked like he was
- 10:58Speaker 1: having a nice catch with his pops, who happened to
- 11:01Speaker 1: be wearing a Bills uniform. It was wild.
- 11:04Speaker 4: It was wild.
- 11:05Speaker 1: You'd think the Bills are great here. Oh, my God.
- 11:08Speaker 1: You got the great Bills defense.
- 11:09Speaker 5: No.
- 11:09Speaker 6: No.
- 11:10Speaker 1: They came into that game 24th in defensive rating as
- 11:14Speaker 1: far as scoring defense is concerned. And it was Minnesota's
- 11:19Speaker 1: worst passer rating, Carson Wentz, since Tommy Kramer, friend of
- 11:26Speaker 1: the show back in 1984. If you were at the
- 11:28Speaker 1: Mallard meeting we did in Minnesota years ago, Tommy Kramer
- 11:31Speaker 1: was at that event. Very nice man. He's going through
- 11:34Speaker 1: a lot of medical problems, but Tommy Kramer was a
- 11:36Speaker 1: very nice man, and he was part of those 1980s
- 11:39Speaker 1: Viking teams a million years ago, and he was the
- 11:41Speaker 1: last quarterback to be worse than Carson Wentz. That was
- 11:45Speaker 1: before the internet. That's a long time ago. So after
- 11:49Speaker 1: finally going, what was it, one of eight in the
- 11:52Speaker 1: second half, those halftime adjustments, nothing's changed more in my
- 11:54Speaker 1: lifetime than halftime adjustments. So Carson Wentz was greeted by booze.
- 12:02Speaker 1: The Raspberries. They came down. Even Minnesota Nice has its limits.
- 12:07Speaker 1: They were booing the hell out of Carson Wentz, and
- 12:09Speaker 1: he deserved every one of those booze. They should have
- 12:11Speaker 1: booed louder. They should have booed louder. Should have piped
- 12:14Speaker 1: in booze. Booze.
- 12:17Speaker 6: Yeah. You suck.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Yeah, he did suck. So finally he got benched, and
- 12:20Speaker 1: Max Brosmer came in, the third-string quarterback, and As the
- 12:25Speaker 1: Minnesota football team reached a new low, Vikings ended up
- 12:28Speaker 1: going 0-7 on third down. They had 176 total yards
- 12:33Speaker 1: of offense. It was total malfeasance by the Vikings. Malpractice,
- 12:39Speaker 1: however you want to say it. And Carson Wentz did
- 12:41Speaker 1: earn the title as the Duke, as Carson Wentz was
- 12:45Speaker 1: the Duke of Puke. All right, so now, turning the page,
- 12:49Speaker 1: page two. Let's look here. From 30,000 feet up, looking down,
- 12:56Speaker 1: you're flying the friendly skies and you're looking down. at
- 12:59Speaker 1: the carnage that is the Vikings offense there in the
- 13:03Speaker 1: Twin Cities. What are you going to do now? You
- 13:07Speaker 1: can't keep throwing that out there, so what are you
- 13:09Speaker 1: going to do? Here's the head coach, Kevin O'Connell. The
- 13:12Speaker 1: trade deadline is just hours away. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
- 13:18Speaker 1: Here's Kevin O'Connell on that situation. I'm sure he'll say nothing,
- 13:22Speaker 1: but let's listen anyway.
- 13:23Speaker 3: We've had dialogue about a lot of different positions, and
- 13:26Speaker 3: Ted turned around, obviously, playing the Monday night game before that,
- 13:29Speaker 3: and we'll get right to work on any potential moves
- 13:33Speaker 3: that can be there. Really just focused on the game tonight,
- 13:37Speaker 3: which was not good enough.
- 13:38Speaker 1: In any way, shape, or form. So that was a non-answer.
- 13:42Speaker 1: His real answer is, holy crap, we've got to make
- 13:46Speaker 1: a trade. That's his real answer. What he gave you
- 13:48Speaker 1: was a PC answer. So the question... Here's the question
- 13:52Speaker 1: for the esteemed panel. How does this dud, not a
- 13:55Speaker 1: milk dud, an absolute dud of a performance, change things
- 13:59Speaker 1: for Kevin O'Connell's Vikings now that we are at the
- 14:03Speaker 1: trade deadline? So the doomsday clock is a ticking for
- 14:09Speaker 1: Kevin O'Connell, and it's running out of batteries. It's a problem.
- 14:13Speaker 1: It's like your smoke alarm. When that starts running out
- 14:15Speaker 1: of batteries, it starts beeping. And it's really, really annoying.
- 14:19Speaker 1: If the Vikings do not make a trade and do
- 14:22Speaker 1: not get someone that's better than what they have, Kevin
- 14:24Speaker 1: O'Connell is going to be fired. He'll be doing a
- 14:25Speaker 1: podcast at Barstool. That's what he's going to be doing, okay?
- 14:28Speaker 1: He will not be coaching in the NFL. This is
- 14:31Speaker 1: a fireable offense. Everything that he has touched, the legend
- 14:35Speaker 1: of Kevin O'Connell and the reality of Kevin O'Connell are
- 14:39Speaker 1: two totally different things. O'Connell has gone from the offensive genius,
- 14:44Speaker 1: the quarterback whisperer, To a guy desperately searching Google and
- 14:50Speaker 1: typing in quarterbacks available near me. And that's it. I mean,
- 14:55Speaker 1: it's just like, my God. Now, I remember when I
- 14:58Speaker 1: was in school, I didn't pay very much attention when
- 15:00Speaker 1: I was in school. But one of the things I
- 15:01Speaker 1: remember reading about, I think I might have read about
- 15:02Speaker 1: this after I went to school, was the legend of
- 15:05Speaker 1: the actual Vikings from the old world that conquered Europe
- 15:09Speaker 1: using things like axes and swords and long ships. The
- 15:13Speaker 1: legend of the Vikings, a ruthless group. the real Vikings,
- 15:16Speaker 1: the NFL version in Minnesota, they would get more offensive
- 15:23Speaker 1: production from a Scandinavian warrior throwing a frozen herring. They
- 15:29Speaker 1: would cause more damage if they could get an actual,
- 15:33Speaker 1: like somehow go back in the time machine and the
- 15:37Speaker 1: hot tub time machine, bring back a Scandinavian warrior and
- 15:41Speaker 1: and have them throw a red herring. Carson Wentz actually
- 15:44Speaker 1: should try to throw a red herring. Throwing a football
- 15:47Speaker 1: he sucks at. My God. The Viking quarterback room needs
- 15:51Speaker 1: to be condemned by the health department and fumigated ASAP.
- 15:58Speaker 1: The whole quarterback room. Carson Wentz completed, as we said,
- 16:01Speaker 1: eight passes in a professional game against a bad defense.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Eight completions.
- 16:08Speaker 6: I mean.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Do I need to expand on that? Eight completions. Right now, Femi,
- 16:16Speaker 1: the Uber Eats driver who's a big super fan of
- 16:18Speaker 1: the show in Minnesota, he makes more deliveries and he
- 16:23Speaker 1: has more completions delivering hoagies and burgers and whatnot around
- 16:29Speaker 1: the Twin Cities than Carson Wentz had in that game
- 16:32Speaker 1: against the Buffalo Bills. And that's just before midnight. Femi
- 16:36Speaker 1: is out there delivering all that stuff. So Carson Wentz,
- 16:39Speaker 1: should never start another game in the NFL. Is that
- 16:42Speaker 1: too much of a shock jock position? That performance was
- 16:46Speaker 1: so bad by Carson Wentz that he should be running
- 16:50Speaker 1: a nice bed and breakfast, a family-owned bed and breakfast
- 16:53Speaker 1: in the Badlands, and he can tell the tourists that
- 16:56Speaker 1: visit him about his glory days back when he played quarterback.
- 17:00Speaker 1: Of course, I was there at the end of Carson Wentz.
- 17:02Speaker 1: It was against the Rams at the old Coliseum. before
- 17:05Speaker 1: they renovated, and he got injured, and some backup guy
- 17:08Speaker 1: came in and led the Eagles to the Super Bowl. Yeah.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Carson Wentz was the favorite to win the MVP that
- 17:14Speaker 1: year and has never been any good But ultimately, this
- 17:19Speaker 1: is what we call an ABTT situation. Anybody but these
- 17:25Speaker 1: turds in the quarterback room. That's it. You've got to
- 17:29Speaker 1: go out and get somebody else. And the Vikings, it
- 17:32Speaker 1: is so bad in Minnesota right now that I'm going
- 17:34Speaker 1: to do something I've never done before. I'm going to
- 17:36Speaker 1: advocate for somebody that is a mortal enemy of this
- 17:40Speaker 1: show and quarterback play. Things are so terrible. for the
- 17:45Speaker 1: Minnesota Vikings at this point that I am endorsing. Now,
- 17:47Speaker 1: they obviously have to make a move. No ifs, ands,
- 17:49Speaker 1: or buts about it. But I am endorsing that they
- 17:52Speaker 1: go out there and get a pint of vanilla. And
- 17:56Speaker 1: when I say no ifs, ands, or buts about it,
- 17:59Speaker 1: talking about the fact that Vikings have to make a
- 18:00Speaker 1: trade for a quarterback, I want to focus in especially
- 18:04Speaker 1: on the buts because what they've been playing is pure
- 18:07Speaker 1: tushy at quarterback. It's stinky, and it's not good. But
- 18:12Speaker 1: Daniel Jones... I'm not proud. This is not a proud moment.
- 18:17Speaker 1: That's how bad the Vikings are. I'm endorsing Daniel Jones.
- 18:22Speaker 1: The guy blows, and he's better than what the Vikings have.
- 18:28Speaker 6: Lord have mercy.
- 18:29Speaker 1: Daniel effing Jones would be an upgrade for the Vikings. Seriously.
- 18:37Speaker 1: Vanilla Vic. Is he great?
- 18:40Speaker 3: No.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Is he good? Not really. He's not even good. However,
- 18:47Speaker 1: at least occasionally, he can complete a pass to a
- 18:50Speaker 1: wide receiver. Without a GPS, he can complete a pass.
- 18:54Speaker 1: So I'd make the move. Daniel Jones is not going
- 18:57Speaker 1: to win any kind of a beauty pageant ever. Compared
- 19:01Speaker 1: to Carson Wentz, though, and Kyler Murray, Daniel Jones, if
- 19:04Speaker 1: you put him in the Viking quarterback room, he's Miss
- 19:08Speaker 1: Universe compared to those stiffs that they've got at quarterback.
- 19:12Speaker 1: All right, last word. Now we go to the Buffalo side.
- 19:15Speaker 1: It's starting yet again. The pride and joy of Western
- 19:19Speaker 1: New York. The Bills move to 7-1. I know Mark
- 19:23Speaker 1: the Walker and all the Bills Mafia guys for Lexus
- 19:26Speaker 1: and got a lot of Bills Mafia that love the show.
- 19:28Speaker 1: They're all excited. Bill's monster. He's listing. I know. 7-1
- 19:34Speaker 1: record for Buffalo. Four consecutive victories now. And that eight-game start,
- 19:40Speaker 1: the top eight-game start for that franchise since the glory
- 19:43Speaker 1: days of Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas and Andre Reid
- 19:46Speaker 1: and Marv Levy, who's still alive, by the way. Marv's
- 19:50Speaker 1: literally older than dirt. God bless him. Used to work
- 19:52Speaker 1: here at Fox Sports Radio back in the day. When
- 19:54Speaker 1: I worked alongside Marv, I remember sitting next to him
- 19:57Speaker 1: a few times. I thought, boy, Marv, a very nice man,
- 19:59Speaker 1: very old. That was 25 years ago. He's still going.
- 20:03Speaker 1: Good for him. Anyway, so that was back then. So
- 20:06Speaker 1: the Bills off to the top start in over 30 years.
- 20:09Speaker 1: Here's the question. Does this win? Does this win count
- 20:14Speaker 1: as a statement victory for Josh Allen and the Bills?
- 20:20Speaker 1: All right, so I would like to pump the brakes here.
- 20:23Speaker 1: On that, I would like to pump the brakes on
- 20:25Speaker 1: that statement. This is some kind of dramatic turning point,
- 20:29Speaker 1: a Waterloo moment for the Buffalo Bills. Now, I do know,
- 20:34Speaker 1: based on looking at the calendar app on my phone,
- 20:36Speaker 1: that we are approaching the annual holiday tradition. You know
- 20:39Speaker 1: what the annual holiday tradition is in the NFL? This
- 20:42Speaker 1: is about the time of the year where everyone declares,
- 20:46Speaker 1: this is finally Buffalo's year. Finally Buffalo's year. This is it.
- 20:53Speaker 1: Is it the what the bills are? The bills are
- 20:57Speaker 1: the straight A student who keeps flunking the final exam.
- 21:02Speaker 1: That's the bills. Now, another way to look at it,
- 21:06Speaker 1: there were some people I worked with in radio who
- 21:08Speaker 1: were really bad at radio, like make you want to
- 21:11Speaker 1: just like bang your head against the wall and think,
- 21:13Speaker 1: my God. However, they were really good at interviewing. So
- 21:17Speaker 1: they got the job. They just couldn't do the job.
- 21:20Speaker 1: And the Bills are able to rack up a lot
- 21:23Speaker 1: of wins, and they have some razzle-dazzle. They didn't have
- 21:27Speaker 1: any razzle-dazzle in this game. This was a workmanlike win
- 21:29Speaker 1: for the Buffalo Bills. And yet, I just still don't
- 21:33Speaker 1: think it's all there. Now, the positive is nobody really
- 21:36Speaker 1: has all of that in the NFL this year, if
- 21:38Speaker 1: you look around. But in terms of this game, Vegas
- 21:41Speaker 1: had the Bills as a 3.5-point favorite by the time
- 21:45Speaker 1: they kicked off on Monday night. So the Bills did
- 21:48Speaker 1: what they were supposed to do. Generally speaking, you don't
- 21:53Speaker 1: celebrate that. I'll give you a puffy sticker if you want.
- 21:56Speaker 1: You can pick out a scratch and sniff sticker if
- 21:59Speaker 1: that helps you out. And the Bills were missing a
- 22:01Speaker 1: couple of their starting offensive linemen, and they did have
- 22:03Speaker 1: a couple of really long drives. They dominated time of possession.
- 22:07Speaker 1: The Bills had the ball for over 42 minutes of
- 22:10Speaker 1: game time. The Vikings were just over 17 minutes of
- 22:14Speaker 1: game time. So was it impressive? It was moderately impressive. However, again,
- 22:21Speaker 1: Minnesota was captained by, it was a ghost ship, captained
- 22:26Speaker 1: by Carson Wentz, who's a ghost at this particular point,
- 22:30Speaker 1: a junior varsity quarterback who went full goblin mode. He
- 22:35Speaker 1: was on an island and somehow drowned on the island.
- 22:38Speaker 1: The island life. So he played about as well as
- 22:42Speaker 1: a manufacturing toaster. Not good there. The Bills defense, you
- 22:48Speaker 1: look at the numbers as well, that was great defense.
- 22:51Speaker 1: Was it really great defense? There were a couple more
- 22:53Speaker 1: interceptions that were just flat out dropped by the Buffalo defense.
- 22:57Speaker 1: Beating Carson Wentz is like prime Mike Tyson back in
- 23:02Speaker 1: the day beating up a department store mannequin. It's not
- 23:07Speaker 1: that impressive. The Bills did not slay the dragon. They
- 23:11Speaker 1: did not. They stepped on a garden snail. And so
- 23:17Speaker 1: we're going to hold off on the ticker tape parade
- 23:19Speaker 1: right now through Buffalo, but never, you know, it's, there's
- 23:23Speaker 1: no dominant team. There is no one that you look
- 23:26Speaker 1: at and say, well, that's clearly the team to beat.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Rams were supposed to be that team. They're not. It
- 23:30Speaker 1: is the Ben Maler Show. If you would like to
- 23:33Speaker 1: be part, we open up the phone lines here at 877-99-ON-FOX.
- 23:40Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll hear a lot from the Bills Mafia.
- 23:42Speaker 1: I don't know about the Vikings. Usually teams lose. It's
- 23:45Speaker 1: an odd thing. In local radio, people love calling up
- 23:49Speaker 1: and bitching about their teams when they lose. I just
- 23:52Speaker 1: love it. When they lose on a national level, you
- 23:55Speaker 1: suddenly get over it really quiet. You don't want to
- 23:58Speaker 1: yap about that. But we'll see what happens.
- 24:00Speaker 2: 877-99 on Fox.
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- 24:00Speaker 1: Also on X, at Ben Maller. That is at Ben Maller.
- 24:03Speaker 1: If you'd like to be part, straight ahead. a notorious
- 24:18Speaker 1: figure in the NFL who's been in hiding, has ended
- 24:22Speaker 1: his hiding, surprise appearance on a Monday night in the NFL.
- 24:28Speaker 1: Who is it? What did they do? The whole thing.
- 24:30Speaker 1: We'll get to that. And we will do it next.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
- 24:37Speaker 2: Show weekdays at 2 a.m. Eastern, 11 p.m. Pacific on
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- 24:45Speaker 7: Stugatz here, pleased to be hosting college football with Stugatz
- 24:49Speaker 7: and the Bear.
- 24:49Speaker 1: We do it two times a week.
- 24:51Speaker 7: Every Monday, every single Friday throughout the college football season.
- 24:55Speaker 7: You can expect a little bit of this. Will Stein,
- 24:57Speaker 7: the head coach at Kentucky, joins us. Open bar at
- 25:00Speaker 7: a wedding, ordering a Shirley Temple.
- 25:02Speaker 1: Will or will not? No. Will not. Ketchup on steak.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Will or will not? Will or will not?
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- 25:10Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 25:11Speaker 4: A little bit of this.
- 25:12Speaker 7: Rhys Davis, host of College Game Day, is with us now.
- 25:14Speaker 2: And then I'm going home to the BBC, and they're
- 25:18Speaker 2: saying Jockovich instead of Jokovich.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Right, because you can't say Jockovich.
- 25:22Speaker 7: If you do, you know the blowback you're going to
- 25:24Speaker 7: get from the American audience. And a whole lot of this.
- 25:32Speaker 7: Listen to college football with Stugatz and the Bear on
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- 26:03Speaker 1: Mailbag on Sunday. This little thing we call the 5th
- 26:07Speaker 1: Hour Podcast. Oh, what fun. As far as the live
- 26:12Speaker 1: radio shows, we are dissecting the corpse of the Vikings.
- 26:17Speaker 1: A lifeless, dead performance. One of the worst quarterback games
- 26:25Speaker 1: you'll see. I could say something else, but we're not
- 26:28Speaker 1: allowed to curse. 877-99 on Fox. If you'd like to
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- 26:45Speaker 1: Lorena is back tonight. You say hello to Lorena. She's
- 26:48Speaker 1: the FSR Tech Queen. Oh, I missed you, Ben. Absolutely.
- 26:52Speaker 1: And Koopa Loop at a Bronco fan. That's a Bronco fan.
- 26:56Speaker 1: Your comments can and will be used against you. in
- 26:59Speaker 1: the court of sports radio. So have some fun. There
- 27:06Speaker 1: you go. Knock yourself out. All right. A notorious figure
- 27:10Speaker 1: is back. A surprise appearance. We'll get to that coming
- 27:13Speaker 1: up in a minute. Femi, the aforementioned Uber Eats driver
- 27:19Speaker 1: in Minnesota, says, Ben, I got a purple Vikings cake
- 27:21Speaker 1: to celebrate my birthday and a Viking victory today. What
- 27:25Speaker 1: was I thinking? Well, the cake looks a lot better
- 27:29Speaker 1: than the Vikings. I hope you enjoyed the cake. That's
- 27:31Speaker 1: a good-looking cake right there. Although it does look like
- 27:34Speaker 1: there's fondant on top, and having back in the day
- 27:37Speaker 1: gotten a lot of designer cakes, fondant does not taste good.
- 27:41Speaker 1: Looks good, does not taste good. I love the texture
- 27:45Speaker 1: of fondant. I'll take it off the cake and eat
- 27:48Speaker 1: it alone. No, it's disgusting. Flavor is not there. I'll
- 27:52Speaker 1: give you that. There is no flavor to it. It's terrible.
- 27:55Speaker 1: Malapropguy says, thank you for the puffy stickers. You're welcome. Oh, look,
- 27:59Speaker 1: you turned me into a puffy sticker. It looks like
- 28:04Speaker 1: I'm wearing like 1990s, early 2000s, like a plastic type outfit.
- 28:11Speaker 1: Trucker Joe, you got to have a fall guy. Trucker
- 28:14Speaker 1: Joe writes in. He says, you got the wrong Jones
- 28:18Speaker 1: for the Vikings to get. It should be Mac Jones.
- 28:21Speaker 1: That should be on the radar. Mac Jones stinks too.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Daniel Jones stinks. All Jones stink. They're all bad. The
- 28:28Speaker 1: reason you got to go with Daniel Jones is because
- 28:31Speaker 1: it's not what you know, it's who you know. And
- 28:33Speaker 1: when Daniel Jones was fired by the New York Giants,
- 28:37Speaker 1: he stopped off at a halfway house in Minnesota with
- 28:40Speaker 1: the Vikings. So he spent part of a year with
- 28:44Speaker 1: Kevin O'Connell and the Minnesota Vikings. And so there's a
- 28:46Speaker 1: connection there. And again, it's not what you know, it's
- 28:50Speaker 1: who you know. Somebody named Hallow, I don't know who
- 28:54Speaker 1: that is, says, yeah, Daniel Jones, that'll save their season.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Nothing better than the captain of the late game interception. Well,
- 29:02Speaker 1: I'd rather have that if you're at least getting some touchdowns.
- 29:05Speaker 1: I would trust my defense. That's how bad this is.
- 29:09Speaker 1: The Vikings are at the point now where even if
- 29:11Speaker 1: Daniel Jones throws two interceptions a game, which he's pretty
- 29:14Speaker 1: good for, he'll at least get you a couple of touchdowns.
- 29:17Speaker 1: So therefore, the defense can make up for some of that.
- 29:20Speaker 1: You're okay. The Baltimore media freeloader writes in, And says,
- 29:25Speaker 1: this was certainly an island game. It deserved to be
- 29:28Speaker 1: played on a Pacific island far, far away. Just wait
- 29:32Speaker 1: until next week when the Jacoby brissett led ravens host
- 29:36Speaker 1: the winless chargers how do you hype that game regardless
- 29:41Speaker 1: the food will be delicious and it will be free
- 29:45Speaker 1: i'm i'm sure i'm sure it will be i did
- 29:47Speaker 1: see the promo and i was i was curious i
- 29:50Speaker 1: was like what are they going to do to promote
- 29:52Speaker 1: a game that should be played on a stream on Twitch,
- 29:57Speaker 1: but it's going to be broadcast on ESPN and ABC.
- 30:00Speaker 1: And so they were like, Justin Herbert's going to try
- 30:02Speaker 1: to turn around the Chargers season.
- 30:05Speaker 7: Really?
- 30:05Speaker 1: How's that going to work? Let me know how that works.
- 30:09Speaker 1: Not the good. Not the good. And you have the Ravens,
- 30:14Speaker 1: who are miserable with Jacoby Brissett, who must not watch TV.
- 30:18Speaker 1: Chip in the Q's writes in, says A-plus on the
- 30:20Speaker 1: Mallard monologue. He then takes a shot at the Clippers.
- 30:24Speaker 1: That was unnecessary. Kathy in Madison says that she's listening
- 30:28Speaker 1: to the show on our affiliate out of Las Vegas.
- 30:32Speaker 1: And one of the other names is KCK and big
- 30:36Speaker 1: hello and hugs to the karaoke contestants in Vegas. Okay.
- 30:42Speaker 1: Seems like a bit of a non sequitur. Bit of
- 30:45Speaker 1: a non sequitur. Not a burner, writes in, says, can
- 30:48Speaker 1: we get these sports sorcerers to predict what high profile
- 30:51Speaker 1: trade will happen by the deadline later today? There you go.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Here's some bold Benny speculation. Late night drug tester says
- 30:59Speaker 1: the Vikings look less like the men that ransacked Europe
- 31:04Speaker 1: and more like the staff of a Norwegian cruise line
- 31:07Speaker 1: hoping you enjoy your visit to the Twin Cities. Let's
- 31:12Speaker 1: go to the phones, and eeny, meeny, miny, moe, let's
- 31:16Speaker 1: say hello to... Let's go to Garrett, who's in Minnesota,
- 31:20Speaker 1: and he's in the leadoff chair. Hello, Garrett.
- 31:21Speaker 6: Welcome.
- 31:22Speaker 1: What's going on, Garrett?
- 31:24Speaker 6: Well, you know, we definitely need a new quarterback, and
- 31:29Speaker 6: maybe like Brett Favre back in the day, or Case Keenum, or...
- 31:34Speaker 6: We should have kept Sam Darnold, who won the Super Bowl.
- 31:39Speaker 1: No, Sam Darnold stinks. Don't stop.
- 31:43Speaker 6: I mean, we got someone who got injured before we
- 31:52Speaker 6: played him with Case Keenum, so I don't know. I mean...
- 31:55Speaker 6: I don't know. Maybe we should have Nick Foles then.
- 31:58Speaker 1: I don't know. There you go. Just keep throwing names out.
- 32:01Speaker 1: Dante Culpepper. What's he doing these days?
- 32:04Speaker 6: I don't know. Maybe we could just grab Aaron Rodgers.
- 32:12Speaker 6: Aaron Rodgers.
- 32:13Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers.
- 32:14Speaker 6: Perfect.
- 32:14Speaker 1: There you go, Aaron. A trade for Aaron Rodgers. I'm
- 32:16Speaker 1: sure the Steelers will do that right now. Absolutely.
- 32:18Speaker 5: No problem.
- 32:19Speaker 6: Or, you know what?
- 32:20Speaker 3: My.
- 32:21Speaker 6: The team I actually like, though, the Chiefs.
- 32:24Speaker 1: Okay, so even though you're in Minnesota, you're not a,
- 32:27Speaker 1: I got you, I got you, you're not a Vikings fan.
- 32:30Speaker 6: I'm not a true, cold-heart Vikings fan.
- 32:33Speaker 1: I understand. Yeah. All right, go away. Hang up, you son.
- 32:36Speaker 1: Sam Darnold, by the way, who this guy just advocated
- 32:38Speaker 1: a trade for, is the 27th-ranked quarterback in the NFL.
- 32:42Speaker 1: He's actually been worse this year than Jameis Winston and
- 32:45Speaker 1: Jacoby Brissett. and Bo Nix, who sucks. Let's say hello
- 32:50Speaker 1: to Eenie.
- 32:51Speaker 6: Meenie, Miney.
- 32:51Speaker 1: Let's go to Bryce. Now, Bryce is a Bills fan,
- 32:54Speaker 1: but he's in Minnesota, and he's doing a victory lap
- 32:57Speaker 1: right now celebrating the Bills win. Hello, Bryce.
- 32:59Speaker 3: Welcome.
- 33:01Speaker 5: Absolutely. Love the show, and thanks for having me. So,
- 33:04Speaker 5: first of all, I think I've been to 22 stadiums
- 33:07Speaker 5: following the Bills. I'm not kidding when that first quarter
- 33:13Speaker 5: loudness as an away team compared to I've been to
- 33:16Speaker 5: the AFC Championships games at Arrowhead. It was that loud
- 33:21Speaker 5: in there. And the Vikings not having a quarterback by
- 33:26Speaker 5: the second quarter, the fans are going hot dogs and
- 33:28Speaker 5: beers because they're so loud. mad at their team. And
- 33:33Speaker 5: I think I've never seen that before, like an environment
- 33:36Speaker 5: completely deflated just because of the quarterback position. And I
- 33:41Speaker 5: feel bad in a way, but it was a great
- 33:43Speaker 5: environment and Josh didn't get anything done.
- 33:45Speaker 1: Truly.
- 33:46Speaker 5: I believe on the loudness. So secondly, I just want
- 33:50Speaker 5: to say to your point about, was this a big deal?
- 33:53Speaker 5: I don't know. After a Sunday night game going on
- 33:55Speaker 5: the road, um, Coming off, you know, having two of
- 34:00Speaker 5: your five linemen out, I think it's a good win.
- 34:03Speaker 5: I really do. I think it's a good, solid win
- 34:04Speaker 5: by the Bills. Yeah, we shouldn't crown anyone. I hope
- 34:07Speaker 5: no one does because it'll jinx us. But I think
- 34:09Speaker 5: it was a good, solid win against a really wonderful defense.
- 34:13Speaker 5: I'll hang up.
- 34:14Speaker 1: Oh, yes, hang up, yes. When was the Sunday night win?
- 34:17Speaker 1: Because I know they played last week. They played the
- 34:20Speaker 1: Ravens who played that third-string quarterback whose last name, if
- 34:24Speaker 1: you don't know how to pronounce it, sounds like a
- 34:26Speaker 1: cigarette in Europe. which is not necessarily good. Oh, you mean... Yeah, no,
- 34:32Speaker 1: it's not good. So, what was the... They played the Rams.
- 34:38Speaker 1: That was an Island game. Was that a Sunday night game?
- 34:41Speaker 1: I don't remember. I'm trying to... You said Sunday night.
- 34:44Speaker 1: I don't know why I keep bringing that up. Let's
- 34:45Speaker 1: go to... Andrew, who is in Bakersfield, California, is guaranteed
- 34:51Speaker 1: to have the worst take you've ever heard. Hello, Andrew. Welcome. Hey, Ben.
- 34:57Speaker 4: First of all, holler in James. I appreciate you, buddy.
- 35:00Speaker 4: Every time you call, most of the time I'm laughing.
- 35:04Speaker 4: So hang in there.
- 35:05Speaker 1: That's right. You know that phrase, iron sharpens iron? This
- 35:09Speaker 1: is the opposite.
- 35:13Speaker 4: So Carson went, okay. I watched the first three quarters.
- 35:18Speaker 1: Blind Andrew watched the first three quarters. Go ahead.
- 35:21Speaker 3: Yes.
- 35:22Speaker 4: And I remember him on the Eagles until he broke
- 35:26Speaker 4: his leg. And I can't remember if he had another
- 35:28Speaker 4: knee injury.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Okay.
- 35:29Speaker 4: But I am thinking that he can still run. And
- 35:32Speaker 4: so my thought was, cause he was unstable. But my
- 35:37Speaker 4: thought was run and slide. Maybe he's afraid of being injured,
- 35:42Speaker 4: but if there's nothing open, run the ball and slide.
- 35:46Speaker 4: What do you think, Ben?
- 35:47Speaker 5: Thanks.
- 35:49Speaker 1: I knew you would not disappoint me, and you didn't
- 35:53Speaker 1: disappoint me. So thank you for that. So you believe
- 35:56Speaker 1: Carson Wentz, who's like a month away from turning 34
- 36:00Speaker 1: years old, which in the NFL is old. And in
- 36:02Speaker 1: real life, you're 34. You're not old. But in the NFL,
- 36:05Speaker 1: you're old when you're 34. So Andrew's solution was to
- 36:08Speaker 1: have Carson Wentz run the football. But that makes a
- 36:13Speaker 1: lot of sense. That's a good take. I'm surprised Andrew's
- 36:15Speaker 1: not coaching an NFL team. He's just calling the show.
- 36:18Speaker 1: He really is missing his calling in life. He should
- 36:20Speaker 1: be out there somewhere and providing– His wisdom. By the way,
- 36:26Speaker 1: let me point out that Carson Wentz has combined, if
- 36:31Speaker 1: you go back, let's see, I'm trying to do the
- 36:33Speaker 1: math on the fly here. Since 2022, Carson Wentz has
- 36:39Speaker 1: had a combined total of less than 35, 40 rushes,
- 36:47Speaker 1: something like that. I don't have the exact number. It's
- 36:50Speaker 1: not very many. We haven't played much, but anyway, I mean,
- 36:53Speaker 1: come on. What are we doing? All right, it is
- 36:55Speaker 1: the Ben Maller Show. We'll get to that notorious NFL
- 36:58Speaker 1: figure who returned. We'll get to that. Here's the Who
- 37:00Speaker 1: Am I game. I am the only NFL player since
- 37:04Speaker 1: 2022 to have at least 10 interceptions and 10 forced fumbles. Again,
- 37:09Speaker 1: I am the only NFL player since 2022 to record
- 37:13Speaker 1: at least 10 interceptions and 10 forced fumbles. Who am I?
- 37:17Speaker 5: Who?
- 37:18Speaker 1: That's the question, the answer. We'll get to it. We'll
- 37:21Speaker 1: do it next.
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- 38:30Speaker 1: All right, back to it we go. Real quick, Trucker
- 38:34Speaker 1: Shane wants to say something. We'll pay off the who
- 38:37Speaker 1: am I game, but he's been on hold for a while. Hello,
- 38:39Speaker 1: Trucker Shane. It says you have, in your comment line,
- 38:43Speaker 1: it says you have good news. Is that accurate? Is
- 38:45Speaker 1: this good news?
- 38:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 38:47Speaker 6: Yeah, I have good news.
- 38:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 38:48Speaker 2: All right.
- 38:49Speaker 1: So we'd like to alert all the affiliates. We now
- 38:50Speaker 1: have good news from Trucker Shane. What is the good news?
- 38:54Speaker 5: I'm out of jail.
- 38:55Speaker 1: All right. Thank you. All right. Look at that. Detention advertisers.
- 39:04Speaker 1: You're right out of jail. Trucker Shane, what were you
- 39:07Speaker 1: in jail for?
- 39:08Speaker 2: I did good.
- 39:08Speaker 1: What were you in jail for?
- 39:10Speaker 2: My neighbor makes some good moonshine.
- 39:12Speaker 6: I had a little bit too much, and he said
- 39:13Speaker 6: I could sleep on his couch, and I went to
- 39:17Speaker 6: the wrong couch and got.
- 39:19Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 39:20Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 39:20Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 39:20Speaker 6: Oh, my goodness. All right.
- 39:23Speaker 1: Again, attention, advertisers.
- 39:25Speaker 4: Reach out to us.
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- 39:28Speaker 5: Listen, I'm happy you're out of jail, Shane. Could have
- 39:30Speaker 5: been worse.
- 39:31Speaker 6: Well, yeah, you could have been in a cemetery.
- 39:33Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
- 39:46Speaker 1: All right, well, listen, Shane, I'm glad you're out. Thank you.
- 39:49Speaker 1: I got to run. I got to pay off the Insta.
- 39:50Speaker 1: If you want to stay on hold, I'll get back
- 39:52Speaker 1: to you, but I got to pay off the Who
- 39:53Speaker 1: Am I game. I'm the only NFL player since 2022
- 39:55Speaker 1: to record at least 10 interceptions and 10 forced fumbles.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Who am I? That's the question. What's the answer? You
- 40:04Speaker 1: are spazzed from meatballs. Guest by Mark the Walker. Wandering
- 40:09Speaker 1: around Rochester. C-3PO from Alfie, Alien Opiner, Byron Murphy from Femi.
- 40:16Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down. Barry Larkin from
- 40:20Speaker 1: Shane in Des Moines. Edmund Fitzgerald. That's random. From King Rory.
- 40:27Speaker 1: Eric Hipple from Doc Dan.
- 40:29Speaker 7: Who else?
- 40:29Speaker 1: Justin Jefferson's temper. Who? From Michael in Tulsa. Page down.
- 40:36Speaker 1: Minka Fitzpatrick from Tree, our buddy.
- 40:39Speaker 6: Never heard of him.
- 40:39Speaker 1: In Chicago. What say you, Lorena? Gotta be Betty White. No,
- 40:44Speaker 1: it's Jesse Bates III. Traded to Jacksonville. Jesse Bates III.
- 40:50Speaker 1: Traded to Jacksonville on Monday.