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3: Death, Dinosaurs, And... SpongeBob? · Unc Cast

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_07: Hey guys, just wanted to jump in here real quick before the episode to address some uh audio issues I was having.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_07: I actually just did this recording um apologizing for it, but then I went back and listened to it and you couldn't really pick up what I was saying, and I didn't realize that's because my noise gate was on a little too high, so there's times where I'm very loud compared to other moments, and then sometimes it's not even picking up what I'm saying.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_07: Um I don't think it was too bad.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_07: Unfortunately, there are gonna be some parts where it just sounds like I'm not speaking.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_07: I do apologize.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_07: Um I will try to do better next week.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_07: So uh thank you for your understanding and uh enjoy the episode.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: I miss my cocoa body kids.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_07: Good morning, good afternoon, good evening.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_07: That was the message I received this morning from Lorenzo here.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_07: Um great way to start your day.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_04: So for morning, for you it was morning.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_04: For me I didn't even check when you sent that.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_04: Uh for me, that was me leaving my job at 1 30 in the morning.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_04: And I I didn't realize uh I had been listening to that song for an hour straight because it was just stuck on repeat on my coworker's phone.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_04: And we were so busy.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_07: I I didn't realize that it was uh That's that's one way to get through your ship.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_07: Uh welcome back to the show.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_07: Um today is a special day.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_07: Lauren Renzo, do you know why today is a special day?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_04: It's it's it's one week since Eli went no piss challenge.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_07: That is correct, but that's not what I'm referring to.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_07: What why is today?
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_07: Today is a historical day.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_07: A a day to be marked in history.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_07: I don't think anyone saw this day coming, not even the Aztecs or the Mayans could predict this, whichever one studied the stars and bullshit.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_07: Today marks a world record we've broken for most podcast episodes we've ever done, beating our profound record of two episodes from our previous show.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_07: Today is episode three.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_04: What a day.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_04: I think what's worst is uh the last one we had a guest on, so there was a there's only one real episode with just a start.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_07: And we don't talk to them anymore.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, um I I I don't remember.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_07: No, but anyway, welcome back to the show.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_07: Um Yeah, no, I was I was really worried this week about not having any topics.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_07: It was a pretty tame week.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_07: I started texting you about all these wacky games we could play, because I was like, bro, I don't know how we're gonna fill the space.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_07: And then the universe provided um said, you know, I'm gonna give you some topics.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_07: In the last 24 hours we've had two absolutely awful things happen.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_07: Of course it has to be horrendous things, but I have three topics today we could talk about.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_07: Two are good or sorry, two are bad, one is good, and one is really bad, so actually no, both the bad ones are pretty bad.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know what I'm saying.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_07: Um I guess we should start with the first bad one.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_07: Have you been on the internet today?
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_04: Actually, no.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_04: My phone died when I was out, and I haven't seen anything.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_07: This is good for content.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_07: We're gonna get Lawrence's live reaction.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_07: Um Beloved just what time is it here?
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_07: This is like four or five hours ago.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_07: Um I regret to inform you that beloved actor RJ Might has sadly passed away.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_07: And if you don't know who that is, Lorenzo or viewers, that is the beloved actor who plays um Walter Jr.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_07: on Breaking Bad.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_04: Oh shit.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, no.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_07: It is Yeah, no, I don't even know what to talk about on this topic.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_07: I just that hap I already had topics lined up, but that happened as I was leaving work today, and I was like, I stopped dead in my tracks.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_07: I was like, what the fuck?
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, that makes more sense.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_04: I kept seeing when I'm my little bit of time on YouTube shorts, I just kept seeing, oh, here's a podcast he was in and I was like, why is everyone like breaking bad all of a sudden?
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_07: But what's actually Okay, well everyone's always like breaking bad all the time.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_07: But no, I just was watching an interview of him like two days ago, because he was talking about how like uh I mean to be fair the interview could have been older, but it looked pretty recent.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_07: It was two days ago he's talking about how like him and uh Jesse Pinkman, their characters have never interacted, and I like never thought about it, and I was like, oh, that is true, but I know that's that's a brutal one, man.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_07: Thirty-four years old.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_07: Well, this is like uh He was thirty-four, Jesus Christ.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_04: Breaking Bad's old.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_07: It is very old.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_07: I always thought he was older in Breaking Bad, but I looked it up and he was right about the age he was playing, I think like maybe a year older.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_07: Like 17, 18, 19-ish.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_07: I think he was playing like a 17, 18 year old when he was like 19 or something.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_07: Which he did he did well, but Um, yeah, I hate I dude, I I I felt so bad last week starting the podcast with such a negative topic, but like, I mean, how do you not talk about this one?
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_07: It's just another c it it's just become the fucking depressocast, like Depressocas, unk cast.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_04: From what I can do.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_04: Your childhood is dead, a good chunk of your life is gone.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, I love Breaking Bad.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_07: It's probably in my top three shows of all time.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_07: Um But if you I mean if I thought anyone was gonna die for I think anyone from that show dying would affect me quite a bit because of how much I love that show.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_07: I think I'm on like my third or fourth rewatch of it right now, but like you know, you could expect like um also bad I'm forgetting his name, but who plays Mike Ermintrout.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_07: I wanna say it was Jason.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_04: I thought you were gonna say Juan Carlos Esposita.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, I mean that one would hurt, but he's not nearly that old.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_07: He's like probably like what, fifty?
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_07: Fifty-five at most?
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_07: I don't I haven't seen him in anything.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_07: I I think he's older than you think.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_07: Is he really?
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_07: You know, we're gonna fact check this.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_07: Damn, were you right?
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_07: Would you wanna take a guess on his age?
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_07: Holy shit.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_07: Seventy-five.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, now you overshot it, now it's not gonna be a reveal a super cool reveal anymore.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_07: 68.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_07: But either way, Jesus Christ.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_07: I thought he was like max fifty seven fifty-eight.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_04: Dude, that's like how Morgan Freeman's like 98 years old or something.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_07: That motherfucker's 137, and no, I mean this is a pretty brutal one.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_07: Um get too much into it.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_07: I think I just wanted to mention it, but it was um it just seems to be side.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_07: Which is pretty tragic.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_07: Um I thought you were gonna say it was gonna be like um you know, like Cameron Boyce had a seizure, and it's like, oh that's yeah, but that's what I thought too, but at least that's the re I I mean I will if I'm wrong, I'll eat my words, because it is still within like f what, three, four hours of me finding out about this.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_07: At first there was no cause, and then that seems to be the main thing.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_07: Someone at least said the police reported that, but I mean that could be someone just lying online.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_07: But I mean what like that's gotta be like the most unexpected character or at least unexpected like actor to go from that show.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_07: No, literally.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_04: No, but That was depressing, and you said that you're just a worse one.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_04: There's a worse.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_07: See, the problem is I don't even know if this is a topic.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_07: I'm more just like breaking news to you, because I was just like, I I feel like I need to bring this up on the podcast, but like he's Walt Jr.'s never like a super impactful character in the show.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_07: I couldn't really talk about anything besides like the scene where his where where his dad beats up the bullies for him.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_04: I like that scene.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, that one is pretty fucking good, but I just love how like whiny he gets on the show.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_07: That's about it.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_07: I kind of forget that he's in the show half the time.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_04: I always think of him like um, what is it?
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_04: Uh the the crippled kid from South Park.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, uh fuck, what's his name?
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_07: Timmy.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_04: The other one.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_04: Uh oh shit.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_04: The one the one they both use the fucking like crutches uh but where the way he talks to me, he's like, M Mom, you're being a f bitch.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_04: And it's like what the fuck is that?
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_07: I haven't watched like a full South Park episode, but I've seen a bunch of clips on TikTok and I can only think of that one where I think Timmy and who you're talking about, like Timmy and Jimmy, that's his name's Jimmy.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_07: Jimmy, they go and find the Crips.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_07: You know, like the Crips and the Bloods, yeah.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_07: I've seen that clip.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_05: But no, the fact that he died, uh is very sad.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_07: What's the worst topic?
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know if it's worse, because this is honestly gonna be in my mind a funny topic, and then more news came out about it, and I was like, ooh, that's not funny at all.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_07: Um someone decided once again to jump into an animal enclosure and is um in Yorkshire, I think is what it where it is in the UK, a man jumped into a tiger enclosure and was subsequently mauled to death.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_07: Um As one does.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_07: I s I saw videos of it.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_07: Editor, put the full uncensored video up on the screen right now.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_07: No, I couldn't find it.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_07: I tried to.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_07: Like I always do, but no.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_07: Um at first I was just like I didn't really feel bad because I was just like, oh, some fucking idiot.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_07: Like what are you doing?
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_07: Like it kind of deserved.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_07: And then it was even a bigger win when the zoo came out and announced that the tiger was not going to be euthanized, which is good in any case.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_07: Um and I was very excited to talk about this topic 'cause there's a lot we can do with it, but then it came out that uh not it hasn't come out yet, but there's pretty damning evidence that he might have been special needs.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_07: And yeah, which makes it even worse.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_07: Uh but that's not confirmed at all, and there could be other possibilities.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_07: Um it's more like going off a lot of witness reports about how he was behaving in the parking lot and dancing erratically when getting out of his car and then he was wearing like, you know, headphones like we're wearing now, which a lot of people think could be noise cancelling, but could have just been someone tripping balls and then he's like, I'm gonna go play with a kitty and literally it didn't end very well.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_07: Um which I was gonna segue into uh a quiz where uh I go through if you fell into this animal's pit or enclosure, how how likely do you think you are to survive?
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, bet.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_07: Uh I didn't have any written down, but we'll just start with uh tiger.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_07: Oh let's go let's go let's rate it on w scale one to ten of survivor what survivability?
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah go that way.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_04: Uh okay, so is it just an enclosure or is there like a little river around it?
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_02: Um What does the river have to do with it?
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_04: There's one there's there's one animal on the list that I can just jump in the water and I'll be fine.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_04: What animal is that?
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_04: Uh gorillas.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_04: They cannot swim because their bones are too dense.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, well that's just fucking cheating, so no, just enclosure.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_07: Damn it.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_07: I was about to say that one I can cheese.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, no, tiger.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_04: Go.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_04: Uh two.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_07: Two?
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_07: Really?
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_07: You don't think you can fight off a kitty a little bit?
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_04: Have you seen how big their paws are?
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_04: You got you got a small ass head too, so.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_04: No, exactly.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_04: They're gonna they're gonna swipe at me and I'm just going down, I'm not even trying.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, alright.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_04: I'm dressing up like Tigger and hoping they don't notice.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, let's go rhinoceros.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_04: Rhinoceros.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_04: I I think mmm five.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_04: I think I have a 50-50 shot.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_07: Five, you think so?
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_04: I think Okay, mo people can like dodge bulls.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_04: I think I could dodge a rhino.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_04: You think you could dodge a rhino?
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_07: Please expand on that.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_07: I think if it's charging at me, I could jump out the way.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_07: I don't think you could.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_07: How are we gonna test this?
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_07: Um You're just gonna AI or something.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_07: What about that um Rhino-esque Rhino Yeah, go ahead and ask.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_07: What about that Rhino-esque thing from uh Star Wars that was uh charging the Ramcorp?
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_07: Was it was it Obi-W no, not the Ramcor.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_07: The one in episode two and Obi-Wan Anakin and Natalie Portman, I forget her character's name.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_07: They're all in like that arena.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_07: Princess Leia?
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_07: No!
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_04: Now we boy but scared uh I know what you're talking about.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_04: Padme.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_07: Padme episode two.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, no, fucking Leia didn't exist then.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_07: Leia's mom.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Padme.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_07: He was fighting like that tiger and stuff, and then uh I think it was Anakin that was fighting that weird rhinoceros thing.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_07: Editor, put that up on screen right now.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_07: I'm just kidding, I'm probably not gonna do that.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_04: A rhino can sprint around 30 miles per hour over short distances.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and Lorenzo can max go nine, so but but but it said probably it said probably yes.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_07: Probably probably yes.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, then I I will yield yield that f I I will yield that five out of ten is probably fair.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_07: Alright, um Chimpanzee enclosure.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_07: No no less than ten, no more than twenty of them in there.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_07: Do I have anything to destroy them?
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_07: No Fine, you fell in with your your keys in your wallet.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_04: I I I I throw my keys for them to play with, and then I make my escape.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_07: Alright, what other fucking animals are in the zoo?
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_07: That would even pose a threat, because there's so many that just it's not even a question.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_07: Scorpion enclosure.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_07: A scorpion enclosure?
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_02: You fell into the tank.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, what about giraffe?
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_02: Is giraffe are do they even like you?
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_04: Sometimes.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_04: I mean like have you ever seen two giraffes fight?
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_04: No, I have not.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_04: Uh they swing their necks at each other very hard and use their like head as a what like that.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_07: What the fuck else are they gonna use?
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_07: I mean seriously.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, I mean, let's see here.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_02: Mountain lion.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_02: Why is that at the zoo?
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_04: Those are at the zoo, aren't they?
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_04: I think panthers are.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, panther.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_02: Specifically a pink one.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_04: Well it probably would be a little bit effeminate, so a seven out of ten, I think I could fight the big panther.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_07: What about um the famous Quatzelcoatless?
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_07: What?
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_07: Quatzelcoatless, or however you say it.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_07: Quetzalatus?
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_07: Um, it's my favorite dinosaur, you should look it up.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_07: Quaxelcoatless?
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_04: Sounds like a Pokemon that someone forgot.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_07: It does sound like a q here, you ready?
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_07: Q U E T Z A Coatless.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_07: It should pop up by then.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_07: Best fucking dinosaur to ever exist.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_07: This big bird looking thing.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_07: It's more than a big bird, it's a big eye bird.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_07: I'm the biggest bird.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_07: Editor clip that clip of that baseball commentator saying big eye bird.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_00: Here's a bird in short left center who's suddenly become a star.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_00: On the field.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_00: Just hanging out.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_00: Enjoying the day, basking.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_00: I like that that that's not just a bird.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_00: That's a big bird.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_07: Why are you?
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_07: Um, not only does it walk like that, I think it sprints to like fucking probably 30, 40 miles an hour, but it can also fly.
• 18:36
  unknown: What the fuck?
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_07: It's the coolest fucking dinosaur ever.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_07: I don't I'm gonna ask you what your favorite dinosaur is, but I bet it's not as cool as this one.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know what it's called, but it was the one that had the big rocky tail and would smash it with it.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_04: Is that Stegosaurus?
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_04: No, not stegosaurus, uh what is it?
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_02: It had like a shell almost.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't that a stegosaurus?
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_07: Editor, how do you spell stegosaurus?
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_07: Editor me future me just becomes fucking Anglosaurus.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_07: I like the anklosaurus.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_07: Ankle saurus?
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_07: Ankylosaurus.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_07: I typed in ankle sores and I'm just getting these really disgusting images on my phone.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna actually type That just looks like Oh yeah, I know that dude's fucking sick.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_07: I thought that was like a triceratops.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_07: No, the ankle sores, yeah.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_07: So what what does the human do?
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_07: You just swing his fucking tail around?
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's like a big piece of bone on the end and he just smashes people.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, who would win?
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_07: My dinosaur or your dinosaur?
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_07: Let's debate this.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_07: I don't think they would fight, but now I'm asking I'm uh Chat BBT, what it I'm gonna actually ask chat GPT.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_04: ChatGPT, how do I make my podcast better?
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_04: Talk about dinosaurs for ten minutes.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_07: Analyzing your podcast, uh, there's nothing we can do for you.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_07: How do you fucking spell that?
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_04: Ankly Sorus?
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_04: No, literally Ankly Soros.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_02: Or quetzal colis.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_02: I spelled that st wrong.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_07: My f my least favorite thing about my favorite dinosaur is how fucking hard it is to spell.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_07: No shot! Chat BBT is betting on your fucking ankle sores.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_07: Yours has hollow bones, it gets hit once, it just dies, it folds like a fucking omelet.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_07: Quetzalcolis has a serious advantage if it can stay airborne.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_07: Well that's not fair, because they can only fly for like a minute at a time, and it's really more of a glide because they're so fat and heavy.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, so you get smashed by my cool bone club.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, BBT.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_02: But what if the bird had a machine gun?
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_02: Did I still win?
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_07: Um bad news by the way, but I'm gonna win.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_07: But look at this fucking image that ChadGBT gave me.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_07: It said, bro, you gave a Quetzalcola some machine gun.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_07: I'm putting this up on screen, I don't give a shit.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_07: I just said it to you.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_07: What the fuck is that?
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_05: Machine isn't even fun anymore.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_06: Alright, that's enough, ChadBBT.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_04: Why does it respond to you like a fucking Twitter response?
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_07: It and it's it's funny 'cause I'm I've never even like coaxed it into like giving a personality or anything.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_07: It's just done that from like the get-go when I ask it stupid things.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_07: Of the only version that's alive.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know, maybe I should go test out other ones.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna ask every single form of AI who would win in a fight, and we're gonna find this out, cause ain't no fucking way your little bitch ass thing has beaten my big eye bird.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_04: Dude AI likes me more.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_04: It said I could dodge a rhino and it said my dinosaur would win.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of dinosaurs How old do you think is too old to be an actor anymore?
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_02: How old do I think is to be an actor?
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_07: Like at what point is it just kind of I mean what are we talking about?
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_07: Cause like and if we're talking extras, I don't think there's an age.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_04: But are you talking about like when someone's just clearly past their prime and it's like dude, why'd you show up for this?
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know, is there really an age for that?
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_07: Because I could see Will and Defoe going till ninety-two.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_07: I mean Clint Eastwood went till he was like ninety-two.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_07: He's still directing the city.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_07: He looks worse than Jimmy Carter ten years ago.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's like hey Clint, remember this movie you made in nineteen forty-five?
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_04: It's like Jesus Christ.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_04: Is he a hundred yet?
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_04: No, he's like ninety-five-96.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_04: Ugh.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_07: He's still doing it.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_07: Is he still acting?
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_07: I thought he was just like existing.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_07: He just directed a movie.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_07: I know that.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_07: I didn't know he directed.
• 23:47
  unknown: No.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_07: Does he even know what's going on?
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_04: Dude, he he wrote.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_07: I haven't seen him in a while, but I've seen pictures of the man.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_07: He doesn't look like he knows what's going on.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_07: He was born in 1930.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_07: Good Lord almighty.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_07: 96.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_04: That is I don't know if there is an age, really.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_04: Um one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven kids.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_07: Ugh.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_07: Ain't no way he's a good father to more than like.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_04: What do you mean you counted them twice?
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_04: Because it said their full name and then it said like Kyle, Sam, Smith, and I was like, what the fuck?
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_04: So I thought there were more names.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_07: Oh.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I don't know if there's an age.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_07: I don't because that I feel like that just depends on the person, though.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_07: Because I could see Willem Dafoe going to like 91 and still still, you know, he still isn't his prime yet, you know.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_04: But it's like I guess I'm thinking more of like older musicians now that I think about it.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think there's an age for that then?
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_04: Musician mmm.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_04: Like when I see Gene Simmons go on stage when Dolly Parton went on the stage for the fucking halftime show for the playoffs, like what was that?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I didn't see that one.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_04: Again.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_04: I are we just talking about live performances?
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_04: Live performances.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_04: I I get they can do it in the studio.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_04: I don't blame that at all.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_07: Just do that.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna say eighty.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_07: Eighty.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_07: Seventy-five, eighty.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_07: Dolly Parton I didn't I feel like she was doing pretty good.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_07: I didn't see her performance.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_07: What wait, you said the playoffs?
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it was like last year the playoffs.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_07: I didn't see that.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_07: They do halftime shows at the playoffs or are you talking about the Super Bowl?
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_04: No, at the s playoffs before the Super Bowl.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I didn't know they did halftime shows.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah, I have no fucking idea.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_07: I need to go look at that later.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_07: Because I thought she was still she was still rocking up until eighty.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_07: I knew she'd had some health problems, but Well, not anymore.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_07: Well, yeah.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_07: You know.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_07: Rest in peace, but um I don't know, making music and performing live is two different things.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_07: Because we talked about last week with Slipknot and shit.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, I don't think I could see Slipknot performing in twenty years.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_07: That would be an ins incredibly sad sight to see.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_04: But it's like when I see Iron Maiden still tours, and I'm like, guys, what the hell is this?
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_07: When was their peak?
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_07: Because I I struggle a lot with older bands, like when you say Iron Maiden, I could not tell you if it was like the 70s or the 90s.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_04: So it was the late 70s, early 80s, up until like 86, 87, resurgence of 95.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_04: Fight of 87.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_07: No, but uh All you metalheads don't know your history.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_07: I'm not an old school metalhead.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_07: I've always said this to anybody that cares to ask.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_07: I the f the oldest band I like is I mean I don't remember who started first.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_07: It's either Slipknot or System of a Down.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_07: That's like as old as I go.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_07: Because I'm sorry, dude, but me growing up in metal in the 2010s, old metal, like Metallica, whatever, that just it's just hard rock, barely.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_07: It's not that's not metal.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_04: Damn, that's crazy they invented it.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_02: Nah.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_02: It doesn't matter.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_04: But nah, so do you you really saying they can go on forever?
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_07: Dude, I think it just depends on the person.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_04: I wanna I think eventually it's just kinda like like I'm not saying like it was like with Ozzie Osborne, he did a performance up until he died.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that shit was badass.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_04: That was badass.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_04: He could still do it.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_04: I think some people can keep going, but some people should just stop.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_07: Like who?
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_07: Chance the rapper.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_07: You love Chance the Rapper though.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_07: And he's like, he's still young.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_07: He hasn't hit his peak yet.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_07: He had his peak with his first album dog, I'm sorry.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_07: What do you mean?
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_07: I thought your first username was Chance the Rapper fan one one two three four five.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_07: No, it was Lawrence the Rapper.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_07: He has not he has not hit his peak, bro.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_07: He's not hit his peak.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_07: He's what, like 26?
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_07: I'm just kidding.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_07: I have no idea.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_07: I'm not I don't think I've heard a single thing from him since Cocoa Butter Kisses, and I can't even remember what Cocoa Butter Kisses sounds like anymore because of how often you just sing and butcher it.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_07: When I think of that song, I just think of you singing it with the in an A-Ne-Ney.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_07: I don't remember what I don't think I remember what his voice sounds like, to be honest.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_07: Let me see how old he is.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_02: He's uh he's five hundred years old.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_02: Great guess.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_04: He's actually still younger than I thought.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_04: Go ahead and take a guess.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_04: Thirty-one?
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_04: Thirty-three.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_04: When I was like fourteen, he was like nineteen because of lawyers.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_07: Holy shit, really?
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_07: Is that when he made cocoa butter kisses?
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, just about.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_07: Holy shit.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_07: I did not think that.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_07: He sounds old as fuck in there.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_04: No, what's it called?
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_04: I think you always say you used to play Xbox all day 'cause you were you didn't go to school and just listen to Cocoa Butterpool.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_06: Explains a lot.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_06: I didn't Shut up.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you told me that you told me that story.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_04: You were like, yeah, dude, I used to just I used to just smoke and play fucking Xbox all day and listen to Acidrath.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_04: And then you show me that video again.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_07: Oh I do remember I do remember Acid Rath.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, no, that was really brief though.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_07: I I I may have said it like I always did that, but that was probably like a two-week phase.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_07: I just remember you're like I'm a YouTuber and I'm in one of his videos and I'm just high as shit and I know what's going on.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah, phase linky.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_07: For all my phase fans out there, I was in a phase linky video.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_07: I was I was I was fortunately homeschooled, so I had a lot of free time during the day.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_07: I was in the uh trick shotting community on Call of Duty.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_07: Um I was in Synergy at one point, which was like probably top five clans of all time.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_07: You know?
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_07: But yeah, no, I was in a phase linky video, and I I he was it's funny about that is I remember I was definitely fourteen then, and I was like, holy fucking shit, it's a phase member, and like in your kid brain, even at that age, like those people like that, you're like in your brain, you're like, oh that's he's like 33, you know.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_07: He's probably like 19.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_07: He may have been like 20, 21, but like I'm over here just like acting like he's the biggest celebrity in the world, and but I've tried to find that video again.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_07: I think it still exists, but he he he's it's one of those channels that uploads like every single day.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_07: Um back not just back in the day, I'm sure he still does now, or at least frequently, so there's just no fucking way to find that video.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_07: But no, I remember getting in that video, yeah.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_07: Acid Rap.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_07: Which is is it EP or an album by Chance the Rapper?
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_04: It's a j it's an EP, I'm pretty sure.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_07: EP.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_07: I do remember listening to that a lot.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_07: I use honestly, dude, I didn't listen to it at all after that.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_07: I just know Cocoa Butter Kisses, and that's because like you can't go like one month without singing that song.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_04: Dude, you don't know in the song right after interlude where he just talks for three minutes and you're like, oh, time to stop listening to the album.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_07: Is that a real thing?
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because he has an interlude in the middle and it comes right after Cocoa Butter Kisses.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_07: I don't think talking for three minutes is an interlude, but I'm gonna go listen to that.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_07: Editor, put up the unedited three-minute video of Chance the Rapper's interlude talking for three minutes.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_04: No, but what's it called?
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah, it is uh Sin what what was his name?
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_04: FaZe Jinxy?
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_04: Does he still post?
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_04: Does he watch moves?
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_07: Um I think he does post.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_04: At what point as a YouTuber do you retire?
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_07: If you're making Roblox videos for Ted years, like I'm gonna I'm gonna look him up right now, and I have not looked it up yet.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_07: I bet you it's Fortnite.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_02: From a guess please.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_02: Valorant?
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna guess Valorant.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know how to feel about that.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_07: It's still trick shotting on Black Ops 2.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_07: I think that's more sad than Valorant.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_07: What the fu FaZe Link see, what has happened to you, man?
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_07: Good lord.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_07: He hasn't uploaded in a month though.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_07: It seems he kinda stopped.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, maybe he's just doing it for fun at this point.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, I thought it was like a phase because Black Ops 2 came back for a little bit a couple months ago.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_07: No, holy shit, it's just Black Ops 2.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_07: I've gone like two years back.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_07: Good Lord, pack it up.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_07: His view he's getting like the average of like one to two K views.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_07: Jesus.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe it's saying no, it's good.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_04: No, like that's what I'm saying, dude.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_04: Like we're getting older.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_04: At what point do you just give up?
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_04: Nah.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_07: I already have.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_04: I already have.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_07: I'm saying no, I'm I'm about to start uh streaming on Twitch again for you viewers out there.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_07: I'm I'm the up and come up.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna be the new best chess streamer.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_07: Um I'm gonna be the next grandmaster.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_07: Editor, put up that clip.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_07: That yeah, that clip.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_07: You know the one I sent you the other day?
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I would have been reciting.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, no, I'm about to start streaming.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_07: And I'm just gonna play some some chess casually.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_07: Um I'm doing the same thing I did with Rocky League, which is getting to a pretty semi-high rank without watching a single form of Rocket League content.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_07: I've never watched uh how do you do this move?
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_07: How does this work?
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_07: How to get better at this.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_07: I've solely just like learned on my own, just completely cut off from the world.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_07: Rocket League is probably like one of my most played games of all time, and I'm completely cut off from the community or anything on how it functions.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_07: I've managed to get to Diamond 2, I think is my peak.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_02: Diamond 2?
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_02: What's your rank in Rocket League?
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_05: I've never played Rocket League.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's what I thought.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_07: Anyway, I have another topic we want to think about it that's not super fucking depressing.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_07: That's just me breaking sad news and then having nothing to say about it.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_07: Breaking news, the world has blown up.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_07: Uh Um, I'm gonna say a name.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_07: You may not be familiar with the name, but you know I know the person.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_07: Are you familiar with Carl Bushby?
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_07: Carl never heard of him.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_07: You uneducated fucking st Um.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_07: He is a guy who has been walking across the world for the last twenty-eight years.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_07: You know about this guy.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_07: He started in the very bottom tip of South America in, I believe, 1988.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_07: He walked all the way up through South America, North America, Alaska, across the Bering Fr Strait.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_07: He had to wait for the Bering Strait to freeze.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_07: Um, walked across Russia, Asia, Europe, all that.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_07: I think he swam across like correct me if I'm wrong, three bodies of water at this point.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_07: Um I was going to probably bring him up eventually, but uh breaking news the other day, he just finally touched down back in the UK and he is probably and the goal is to arrive back at his mum's house in Hole.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_07: He said that's when the journey ends, when he walks to the front door of his mom's house in Hole, which should be in the next like two to three weeks.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_07: And the question is, how what would it take for you to walk that far?
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_04: Around the entire world?
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_07: From South America to whole England.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_04: That sounds like uh what would you do for a Klondeg bar type of question?
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_04: Uh dude, that's a long walk.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_07: Dude, I don't even want to know.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_07: Like, I've done some research on him, but I'm honestly just waiting for like a really good documentary to come out.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_07: But I know he's been robbed, put in jail.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_07: He's got a little cart he pushes around.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_07: I know he's lost it multiple times, got it returned to him.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I think he's been held at gunpoint, knife point.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_07: I mean what a life I'm honestly so jealous of people that do things like that.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_07: Well no, it's like because people it's gotta be so rewarding and beautiful.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_07: I can't even imagine I can't I honestly like if he wants to get h back home and do literally nothing for the rest of his life, he has every right to do so.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_07: Because what I mean that's just a such an accomplishment.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_07: And it's like it's it's one of those things where I'm jealous because I want to do that, but I know I would never have the guts to do something like that.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_07: Even something remotely like that.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_07: I think the closest thing I would do is walking to every state in the US.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_07: How would you walk to still take Alaska?
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_07: I would you walk to Hawaii.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_07: Well, not fucking Hawaii, but like continental US.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_07: You could still walk to Alaska though.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_07: I just have to go through Canada.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_04: But you would walk through the entire United States.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_04: Where would you start?
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I don't know.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know what route I would take.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know if I would like start in like a circle and then just like solely make my way in or to the circle.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know what would be the best course of action there.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_07: You walk through Ohio and you're like there wa that was a lot of corn.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_07: A lot of potholes and I don't know.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know anything out of Ohio aside from twenty-one pilots.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_07: Ohio State, they have a good drumline.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_05: Do they?
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_05: I wouldn't know.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_04: But no, if I took it'd probably have to be like a million dollars, honestly.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_04: Probably more than that.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_07: For twenty-eight years of your life?
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_07: I think it'd be fun.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_07: It would be fun.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_07: It would be insanely scary, but fun.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_07: I think it'd be beautiful.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, truly seeing all the sites and like the world.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_07: But God, I think it's gonna be more scary th than anything else.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_07: My question is, how do you get the money for to just disappear for twenty-eight years?
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_07: Um I don't think he started out that much.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_07: I haven't done a whole lot of re Again, like I had the topics, but I'm not like super prepared this week.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_07: But I know like people I mean he has like things like GoFundMe's.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know if he has like a literal gofundme, but like people help him out because they appreciate like not appreciate they respect the journey, so they send him money, you know, he's got things set up on the internet to help him financially.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_07: He's had locals help him out.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_07: He said that even like homeless people would help him out because they thought it was so cool, which is insane.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_07: To be like a homeless person be like, here's five bucks, man.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_07: Like keep doing what you're doing, but I know he's definitely gone through financial troubles.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_07: He's been in countries where he couldn't use the internet for a while and he was stranded, uh, put in jail.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, I don't know.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_07: That's it's really impressive, but I mean you don't need much, really.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, if imagine you're in a in a smaller country and some guy comes walking up and you can tell he's not from the country, he's like, I've been walking for twenty years, can I get a bowl of soup?
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_07: You'd probably be like, sure, man.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_07: You know, like just like scamming me for a bowl of soup?
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think so.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_04: Like you really gonna act like that.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_04: But you would do it for a million bucks.
• 40:36
  unknown: Yeah.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_04: I do it for a million bucks.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_07: And I want to get sponsored by Nike.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_07: How many pairs of Nikes would you take twenty-eight years of walking around the world?
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_04: That's the that's the thing, we'd lie and say it's only one.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_04: Everyone would believe that.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_07: What would be the worst place to walk and do a challenge like that?
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_07: Walk okay.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_07: What would it take for you No.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_07: Alright.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_07: Walking through every country in Africa, what would it take?
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_07: I I think I would just die.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, you start at the top.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_07: Let's say you start in Egypt.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_07: Your second you have to go to the left, you go to Libya, I believe is to the left of Egypt.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_07: I'm going off memory here.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_07: I think yes, that's like fucking a thousand a thousand miles of desert or more.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, let's go back to my one then, because I I think the only thing I would ever do, because like I mean, there's plenty of people that go out there and do something unique and they're just like absolutely like totally achievable, but like no person normal person would think of doing it, and actually following through, like walking across pretty much the entire world.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, he took really much he took the only route where you could walk that long, you know, because there's so many bodies of water in the way.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_07: And then like other things like what's that girl's name?
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_07: I want to do her some justice here.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_07: I forgot her name.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_07: Girl who kayaked uh Hawaii.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_07: Did you hear about this a few months ago?
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, like uh kayaked.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_07: I'm so sorry, that's not right, but oh no, she did use a kayak, never mind.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_07: Kelsey Femble, yeah, no, she Yeah, no, she broke the record for not only men or women, but she solo kayaked from I'm guessuming the coast of California to Hawaii by herself.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_07: And it took quite a while.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_07: There's like a team following you, right?
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_07: So you're you're not just out there alone.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_07: No, she was out there alone.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_04: Oh really?
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_04: Oh fuck.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_07: She was using like uh what is it, Starlight?
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_07: That doesn't sound right.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_07: Starlink.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_07: Is that it?
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, Starlink.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Starlink, Starlight.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_07: Um, no, she did it completely solo and like uploaded her shit through TikTok.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_07: I mean she she had people like pass her on boats and like take videos of her like waving and stuff, but what would you do?
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_07: Because like most extreme things like that have been done, and like what she did was not like unique.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_07: What she did was break the record and stuff, because she beat not only the women's but the men's record for how quick she did it, which was insanely impressive.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_07: And then you have Carl Bushby's done that.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, you fight that dude that climbed like the Empire State building.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_03: If you pre-climbed it, yeah.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, if you wanted to like do something in that realm that let's say no one's ever done, or at least you want to do something that's been done but better, what would you do?
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_04: That's really hard.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_04: Uh once again.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_07: It is really hard.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_07: It's not an easy question.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_07: Again, the best thing I could come up with, which I'm sure someone has done.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_07: it I think is just walking around the entire United States and hitting every single state.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_07: I think that would be really fun.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_07: A little dangerous, but hitting like every major city would be even if you could do that in like 10 to 15 years, I think that would be really memorable.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_04: Well obviously I'm gonna say like being the first on a planet would be really cool because no one's ever doing but like realistically uh to I'm gonna be the 47th man on the moon I think that's still in single digits.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think I think like twenty people have been up there.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah no it's not a lot.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_07: Not really much to do up there you know it's like you get a rock you come back get a rock I honestly think if I landed on the moon and looked back at Earth I would just have an existential crisis.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_07: Just take off your helmet I don't I don't I don't I don't even know if that's possible but I would find a way but no just uh nothing to do with water because I feel like I would get super anxious and think I'm gonna drown.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_04: What about splunking?
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna be the second person to go into nutty putty cave die there.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_07: I fucking let's talk about splunking because I fucking hate that hobby and I hate anyone who's enjoys it at all because what the fuck you mean like you're like my favorite activity is going to a place called the devil's asshole from which you will never return.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_07: You're gonna be like I'm gonna go in that and there's a sign out there's a sign out front that makes you sign a waiver and it says 137 people have died in here in the last six months and stuff.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_07: You're just like yeah no I I I've got this I've got chalk on my hands you know and I've got these like uh latex fucking shorts that help me slide it's like when they're like we have to go through the birthing canal and it's only two inches wide and you have to dude idol both the shoulders.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_07: I guess I would say I don't even know how to describe this it was a kind of a form of splinking um I went on a church trip to Colorado in twenty thirteen I think I was too young to like pay attention to where I was um but it was in the summer so but no we went to a cave and there was one section and I literally was having like a panic attack because you had to crawl through it and like I don't even know how the adults did it because like even as like a you know 13 14 year old um excuse me um even as a 13 14 year old like I feel like my head could barely fucking fit through there you had to crawl through like panic attack you're having 12 feet of fucking like just like I mean I felt like it was barely a foot wide like it was ridiculous.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_07: It was awful I hated every second of it I don't know why they brought a group of like 80 kids to do that and didn't think anything bad was gonna happen it's always uh let's take 80 kids on a field trip to somewhere they have to be extremely quiet and well behaved it's not even that but like then the next day we're doing white water rafting and you're just getting like before you go kayaking or whitewater rafting for two hours you get an hour debrief about these like fucking spiral things.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_07: I forgot what they're called where it's like oh yeah if you get trapped in this like we can't like you this is what you gotta do and this is the only way can get you out I can't go in and get you and it's like yeah you're gonna get suffocated to death.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_07: I'm literally like having a fucking panic attack this entire trip.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_07: So like we do like whitewater rafting borderline spelunking and then the only other thing we do is like this like sissy like siss zipline thing where it's not even ziplining and you're like hooked onto like seven different like harnesses I'm like okay well this isn't exciting at all.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_07: I'm 20 feet off the ground woohoo and but the yeah no I fucking hated that trip that shit was cool.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_04: You couldn't have said I don't want to do that.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_04: What you couldn't have just been like I don't want to do that.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_07: You had to go I mean I guess I could have but I I don't know like I've done you be the little baby you'd be the chicken I did that all the time when I was a kid and stuff like there was one I mean this is just some church summer camp shit but like we did this like shaving cream war you know like where everyone's got things of shaving cream and you're like I don't even know what's happening but like I I don't know it was like a texture thing I didn't want to I so I told everyone I was allergic to shaving cream and I made like two different like adults like sit out and like sit with me because they didn't want to do that.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_07: And I was not that young I was like 12 here.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_07: Like I was just like I like straight up line said I was allergic to shaving cream.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_07: I was just like no I don't want to get that on me it's yucky it's yucky I think that stems it was it stems from the same thing of me being a piggy eater when I was younger like like yeah I don't know I was I was a fucking baby.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_07: It's okay I use shaving cream now.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_07: I'm a big manly man.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_04: I use shaving cream every single day by myself I mean he still pulls up the YouTube tutorial but he's getting better My dad never taught me that stuff and I still cut myself you know I actually I'm not even kidding I went like five years without ever cutting myself How?
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know I just I just shaved and I never cut myself Okay like but do you use aftershave?
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_07: No I've never tried it wait I might have once because I remember burning really bad and I was like why does anyone do this?
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_07: What's the point of it?
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_04: Smells nice Okay that's just cologne which I put on every day supposed to like uh so you don't have like redness or stubble for a little bit it's supposed to keep your face cleaner oh maybe I should try that because I do get that a little how often do you shave whenever I look in the mirror and be like who is this homeless man?
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_07: You know what's crazy?
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_07: I actually think you look really good with a beard I always get really sad when you shave it.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_07: Well uh especially cause I mean don't get me wrong it reaches it reaches up it reaches a point where it looks homeless and you gotta trim it but I always get sad when you like do a full shave of it we're getting to the point again because I am getting there no bro you look handsome You see that thank you it's just where it works it's easier to be clean shaven.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_07: Is that a Taylor Swift Aerostor poster in your room?
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah why the fuck do you have a Taylor Swift Aerostor poster in your room?
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't know you were a Swifty not uh what's it called?
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_04: What the fuck because of where I'm staying they hung it up and they're like you can't take that down and I was like okay oh my god you're a Swifty what's your opinion on her new songs I put a poster of Selena and Tupac or a t-shirt of Selena and Tupac over it that I got at the fucking fucking flea market.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah nice cover you're just embarrassed Taylor Swift uh shake it off shake it off that's gotta be one of the worst songs I mean not as bad as not as bad as her newer ones but yeah the one where she's like something something down in flaves I got a blank space for you that one blank space oh yeah yeah fucking you're not even a real swifty bro what the fuck I'm a poser all right we're at 51 minutes you want to switch over to games yeah I gotta do potty again I didn't think this was gonna happen I've been a little potty boy today I was trying to get a reaction out of you and you did the fucking worst thing where you just leave me in silence to hang bro alright fuck editor cut this shit we'll be back for games in a moment editor cut the last 30 minutes please alright alright we're back I think this week we decided plan on uh guess the character ooh yes a super I actually came up with this game myself uh this is a uh this is uh uncast original so we're gonna take turns asking I believe it's just yes or no questions.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_07: I mean it is yes or no questions because I created the game myself um about a character that the other person's picked.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_07: So let's play it Do I have any limits I want to ask like does it Yeah we can discuss that um um well first off I mean you obviously gotta try to do something that we both know.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah you know that'd be fucked up if I did like a a character from like a cartoon I know you've never seen that's like um it doesn't have to be real it can be a real person a actor playing a person like a character it could be animated um it just has to be a character in some sense um and we'll play it like this if one of us gets it let's say you guess correctly fine I get one more question and then a guess okay to basically redeem myself you have your first character in mind uh let me let me see if I'm I just want to make sure that I I know some stuff about him before I'm not gonna I'm still struggling to think of my second character but I've already got I've got my first one locked up since last time I have my first character and for video listeners I might may or may not put them up on screen for you but the rest of you is just gonna have to suffer Um why don't you go first man?
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_07: Ask me a question Is my character No is my character You're trying to figure out my character Okay yeah is your character a real person Is your character of this world I'm asking this question trying to find out of this world what does that mean?
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_02: Are they a real person?
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_04: A living human being Yes your person animated Perhaps perchance um is your character from a famous TV show nock is your character human no they are not is your character game crum no they're in a video game they it wouldn't surprise me if they were in one oh but you don't know I don't know interesting okay I'm gonna go for it is your character Jake the dog That is very bold of you to go for that so soon do that just because it's my current Discord profile profile You said it wasn't a human it was animated and yeah I forgot that was even my Discord profile photo Oh man not from a TV show but in a video game but not from a video game.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_04: Well they have to be from something It wouldn't surprise me if they were somehow in a video game but I don't know specifically if they are that is a Oh that doesn't help me at all Okay think about it from are they from a movie?
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_07: Oh well shit you're Alright hit me is your character from a show made for kids Okay maybe I should have picked something a little more unique I thought I had a good one um they wouldn't be surprised okay they're not from T V sh movies or video games not from them but they wouldn't be surprised if they're in one like what the fuck so where are they from is this like is this like a famous person?
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yes like IRL person?
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_07: Yes I don't know why I'm blanking on like well how else do people get famous if they're not is your character an animal okay is your c ooh is your person uh musician no god fucking damn it just it totally threw me off I thought maybe it was someone that was so famous that like obviously or like some famous musician that someone's obviously like made a shit video game about them.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know why I was dunking like John Lennon or something Is your character a robot?
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_02: No Okay Dude I don't even know what to ask anymore are you sh okay this is not my question but are you sure I know this person?
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a hundred percent sure you know this person Oh I guess is this person just famous from the internet I might have an idea but Okay Is your character related to Pokemon?
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_02: No fuck Yeah is your person not necessarily known for but maybe considered by some a lol cow I think some people would call him that but not actually mean it So it's a him fuck Yeah I'm gonna say a question because that was gonna be a question okay is your character It's okay I'm gonna go over they're animated they're not human they're not a robot they're not a Pokemon correct does your character appear on Cartoon Network I am 99% sure they don't but I'm so fucking stupid I'm gonna have to fact check that right now.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_02: I don't okay no I almost said the name right there What do I ask here?
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_02: Because I can't just go for a blatant guess yet unlike you just shooting in the dark um would have been a good snipe Would you say this person has a lot of their life documented on the internet?
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_07: I would say they they document a lot of their life they document Okay I think I'm getting down the wrong track so I might just take a guess next uh turn I'm gonna save you a hint uh that you are definitely going down the wrong track is your character from a movie from no Okay I don't even know if I want to guess now because I feel like that's just wrong it's not Chris Chan is it?
• 1:02:00
  SPEAKER_07: No it's not fuuu okay I thought because I sent you a Chris Chan related thing earlier that maybe that was the case.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck is your character from a show?
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_07: Yes okay Okay so yours is maybe in a video game not from TV, movies or a musician but on the internet and documents most of their life um and where do I go with this?
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_02: That even that narrows it down.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_07: Do they Do they do like a specific type of content or are they more like all over it could be anything.
• 1:02:55
  SPEAKER_04: When they started they were known for a super specific type of content.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_04: Nowadays I would say that they kind of dabble in a lot of stuff they're still active huh?
• 1:03:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah is your character from Nickelodeon I gotta lock in because you're getting close.
• 1:03:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh shit See now I just want to start taking guesses but I I can't think of anything that's gonna help me narrow it down.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_07: Um was this person No 'cause it kinda has to be a yes or no question doesn't it yeah dude I mean you made the rules you invented this game so I did I did you're right no shit I don't even know was their content food related no okay well there goes my second guess is your character in a very specific sp shape most of the time yeah shit I gotta lock in fuck Who's who's known like I haven't guessed even a remo anything they're remotely into.
• 1:04:49
  SPEAKER_07: They're not a lol cow but they might be in a video game but they're not famous from anything but the internet What the fuck like who did you pick?
• 1:05:00
  SPEAKER_07: That's not a yes or no question.
• 1:05:02
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck you yeah dude I don't even know what I could ask to narrow this down any further is the public opinion of this person positive or negative I think at some point it was negative but now it's positive Yeah that's usually not how that works kind of goes the other way Oh boy Alright hit me Is it SpongeBob No Yes it was SpongeBob Fuuuck God damn it okay I get one more narrow down or w question before I have to get Can you even give me like a rem a h a hint in any capacity?
• 1:06:04
  SPEAKER_02: Uh he was accused of faking these a lot.
• 1:06:10
  SPEAKER_02: He he he's never faked one though.
• 1:06:19
  SPEAKER_02: What are you talking about?
• 1:06:24
  SPEAKER_02: If I say th the word, you're gonna get it automatically.
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_02: Gotta be really careful here.
• 1:06:48
  SPEAKER_02: There's two people that I have in mind, so I'm trying to think of a question that could be positive now.
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_02: No, that doesn't make any sense.
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_02: A prankster.
• 1:07:05
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_02: God damn it.
• 1:07:08
  SPEAKER_07: I don't I don't fucking know.
• 1:07:10
  SPEAKER_07: I don't even know who I could potentially guess.
• 1:07:12
  SPEAKER_07: Give me something.
• 1:07:15
  SPEAKER_07: Anything.
• 1:07:16
  SPEAKER_07: It's never fake.
• 1:07:17
  SPEAKER_07: I'm nowhere shot.
• 1:07:20
  SPEAKER_07: But yeah, that's where I thought you were going, but then I was like, no way.
• 1:07:24
  SPEAKER_07: Because you're talking about them like potentially being in a video game.
• 1:07:28
  SPEAKER_07: Never faked a trick shot?
• 1:07:30
  SPEAKER_07: You picked a fucking Call of Duty person?
• 1:07:32
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:07:33
  SPEAKER_07: Who's never faked a fucking trick shot?
• 1:07:38
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, but that's my thing what drew me off of that a minute ago was I was like, oh, I was like, oh no, he it it wouldn't be potentially in a video game, no phase member, right?
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe.
• 1:07:51
  SPEAKER_07: Fuck you.
• 1:07:55
  SPEAKER_07: Who's been accused of faking a trick shot but hasn't?
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_07: Because you had like sore face tensor, whatever he was, but he did fake it and then he explained himself.
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_04: It's it's more the meme of them saying it's like, hey man, I hear you fake trick shots and beat your girl.
• 1:08:14
  SPEAKER_04: I've never faked a trick shot.
• 1:08:17
  SPEAKER_07: What?
• 1:08:19
  SPEAKER_02: I've never heard that before.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 1:08:23
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
• 1:08:23
  SPEAKER_07: I like Dude, I am so far from it.
• 1:08:30
  SPEAKER_07: Can I have one more question before I guess?
• 1:08:33
  SPEAKER_07: Sure.
• 1:08:33
  SPEAKER_07: Sure, you made the game.
• 1:08:35
  SPEAKER_07: Are they in or was in phase?
• 1:08:37
  SPEAKER_07: Fuck you, I did not make the game.
• 1:08:38
  SPEAKER_07: I stole it off TikTok.
• 1:08:40
  SPEAKER_07: Were they in or in phase at any point?
• 1:08:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_02: Who would have said that?
• 1:08:52
  SPEAKER_04: Oh fuck, dude.
• 1:08:53
  SPEAKER_04: I'll go I'll let you I'll refresh on something.
• 1:08:56
  SPEAKER_04: They're still of one of the most active phase members, even though that phase is dissolved.
• 1:09:04
  SPEAKER_02: Phase adapt.
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:09:07
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 1:09:08
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck you!
• 1:09:09
  SPEAKER_06: You really say that?
• 1:09:10
  SPEAKER_06: That does sound like something you would say that I think about it.
• 1:09:13
  SPEAKER_07: What do you mean he put he might you wouldn't be surprised if he was in a video game?
• 1:09:18
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know if he's in war zone.
• 1:09:19
  SPEAKER_07: Tim the Tatman's in war zone.
• 1:09:22
  SPEAKER_07: Adapt is not that big compared to Tim the Tapman.
• 1:09:25
  SPEAKER_07: That that question threw me off.
• 1:09:27
  SPEAKER_07: You know what's crazy is I I I don't remember what question or thing you said, but I actually started going towards the when you said never faked one of these, I was like, oh, it's probably Call of Duty or something, but then I was like, no, maybe it's like vitality or something.
• 1:09:40
  SPEAKER_07: Like he's never like people assumed he faked pranks or something.
• 1:09:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  SPEAKER_07: Bro.
• 1:09:48
  SPEAKER_07: That's such a niche person to pick.
• 1:09:52
  SPEAKER_07: To be fair, like the last one gave it away.
• 1:09:54
  SPEAKER_07: He is really the only like active one that's still in there.
• 1:10:00
  SPEAKER_07: Uh Jeb isn't even in it anymore.
• 1:10:01
  SPEAKER_07: I don't think I thought FaZe dissolved a couple of times.
• 1:10:03
  SPEAKER_04: No, that's what I'm saying, but like those are the only three you post.
• 1:10:07
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah, I don't know.
• 1:10:09
  SPEAKER_02: Dap's chill, Jeb is chill, thanks can eat a dick.
• 1:10:17
  SPEAKER_02: Do you want to go one more round?
• 1:10:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, let's go one more.
• 1:10:20
  SPEAKER_04: I'll pick someone more mainstream.
• 1:10:23
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have a character, I gotta think of one.
• 1:10:27
  SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
• 1:10:29
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, I think I got mine.
• 1:10:32
  SPEAKER_02: You got yours?
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_07: Yep.
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_07: Alright.
• 1:10:37
  SPEAKER_07: Is your person real?
• 1:10:39
  SPEAKER_05: Yep.
• 1:10:40
  SPEAKER_05: Fuck.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_02: I want to say I don't know why that makes it harder.
• 1:10:46
  SPEAKER_04: Is your person like a little guy or what do you mean the little guy?
• 1:10:52
  SPEAKER_04: Are they a little guy?
• 1:10:53
  SPEAKER_04: Just a little guy.
• 1:10:56
  SPEAKER_04: If you look at them, would you consider them a little guy?
• 1:11:00
  SPEAKER_07: Um not just straight looking at them, but I mean I guess they could be considered one.
• 1:11:07
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:11:10
  SPEAKER_02: You said mine was real.
• 1:11:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:11:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yours was real.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_02: Um are they are they or identified as male?
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:11:24
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 1:11:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm on a roll.
• 1:11:29
  SPEAKER_02: Has your caricature been in a movie?
• 1:11:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um Yes.
• 1:11:39
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, but they're not they're obviously not known for being in movies, so that helps.
• 1:11:43
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:11:44
  SPEAKER_02: No, I yeah, yeah, they have been in the movie, actually, yeah.
• 1:11:52
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like the way you're looking at me.
• 1:11:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like you're trying to figure me out.
• 1:11:56
  SPEAKER_07: Um You say okay.
• 1:11:59
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know why I'm already forgetting my first question, so they are real.
• 1:12:03
  SPEAKER_07: Um Are they known from a TV show?
• 1:12:08
  SPEAKER_07: Are they in a TV show?
• 1:12:09
  SPEAKER_07: Let me let me yes.
• 1:12:12
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, uh I would say being in the TV sh or in a TV show isn't what they're like most known for, but they have been in a TV show.
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_04: Oh boy.
• 1:12:24
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:12:27
  SPEAKER_02: Has your character Is your character a musician?
• 1:12:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:12:36
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:12:40
  SPEAKER_02: Um your character.
• 1:12:50
  SPEAKER_02: Who's your character?
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna see if I can catch you slipping up.
• 1:12:54
  SPEAKER_02: Is your character known for being in movies?
• 1:12:57
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I would say so.
• 1:13:02
  SPEAKER_02: Not totally sure.
• 1:13:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh shit.
• 1:13:09
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:13:09
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 1:13:12
  SPEAKER_02: Is your character a female?
• 1:13:16
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:13:19
  SPEAKER_02: Um they do a lot of things?
• 1:13:26
  SPEAKER_02: They um I would say they're in a lot of different media.
• 1:13:34
  SPEAKER_02: BBT, has Shaq ever been in a movie?
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know why that's what I was thinking of at first.
• 1:13:41
  SPEAKER_07: Um, been in a TV show.
• 1:13:43
  SPEAKER_07: Not known for it, but been in movies.
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_02: Um They're known for being in the s your person an actor.
• 1:13:54
  SPEAKER_02: Are they mainly an actor?
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_07: Is that their main shtick?
• 1:13:57
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 1:13:57
  SPEAKER_07: Their main shtick is actor.
• 1:13:58
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:13:59
  SPEAKER_02: Let's yeah, let's narrow it down a bit.
• 1:14:03
  SPEAKER_02: Is your character Are they in a rock band?
• 1:14:13
  SPEAKER_02: Um I actually don't know.
• 1:14:19
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't like heard their BBT says so.
• 1:14:28
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay.
• 1:14:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just kidding.
• 1:14:30
  SPEAKER_02: I I looked it up on Google.
• 1:14:32
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking aha guy.
• 1:14:39
  SPEAKER_02: Um dude.
• 1:14:42
  SPEAKER_02: Um is your character over the age of 50?
• 1:14:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:14:52
  SPEAKER_02: Did you pick Jared Leto?
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 1:14:55
  unknown: Damn it.
• 1:14:58
  SPEAKER_07: I thought you were on my trail, so I that made me feel a lot better.
• 1:15:01
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna be completely with you.
• 1:15:07
  SPEAKER_02: Forgot he was in that.
• 1:15:09
  SPEAKER_02: Um Your character Did your character start acting in the 70s?
• 1:15:21
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta look that up.
• 1:15:26
  SPEAKER_05: Uh technically, yeah, in the 70s.
• 1:15:34
  SPEAKER_02: Very, very interesting.
• 1:15:37
  SPEAKER_02: You you having to look it up tells me a lot though.
• 1:15:43
  SPEAKER_07: What it tells me is I'm might be down the wrong path.
• 1:15:47
  SPEAKER_07: The problem is like you'll answer something and I'll be like, I know who it is, and then I get so locked in on that fucking answer, but anyway.
• 1:15:55
  SPEAKER_02: Is your is your character known for like a facial feature?
• 1:16:02
  SPEAKER_02: Known for a facial feature?
• 1:16:04
  SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
• 1:16:07
  SPEAKER_04: Like it's like oh like how Tom Cruise's chin or stuff like that.
• 1:16:13
  SPEAKER_04: Are they known for having or like how Ariana Grande has a small face?
• 1:16:18
  SPEAKER_07: Uh I wouldn't say so, no.
• 1:16:21
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 1:16:22
  SPEAKER_07: I mean they've kinda had the same face the whole time, but I wouldn't say they're known for it, no.
• 1:16:29
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 1:16:32
  SPEAKER_07: Has your character ever been in a show that has to do with bikers?
• 1:16:39
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 1:16:42
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 1:16:43
  SPEAKER_04: You don't know?
• 1:16:44
  SPEAKER_04: Uh I I think you could say that they were on a show that had to do with bikers.
• 1:16:48
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:16:49
  SPEAKER_04: Alright.
• 1:16:52
  SPEAKER_04: Go ahead.
• 1:16:52
  SPEAKER_04: Is your character Elton John?
• 1:16:55
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:16:56
  SPEAKER_05: Damn it.
• 1:16:58
  SPEAKER_04: I'm trying to do that.
• 1:17:00
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know why I thought you were like on my shit from the beginning, but you are so far off.
• 1:17:05
  SPEAKER_02: Is your character Ron Prolman?
• 1:17:11
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:17:12
  SPEAKER_02: Is it not f it is?
• 1:17:15
  SPEAKER_04: It is okay.
• 1:17:16
  SPEAKER_07: I was about to fucking say it.
• 1:17:18
  SPEAKER_07: I was like, there's no fucking way knowing you.
• 1:17:20
  SPEAKER_07: I was like, I don't even know which one gave it away, but I was just like, this motherfucker picked Ron Perlman, didn't he?
• 1:17:26
  SPEAKER_04: Well, because it's like you know him from Sons of Anarchy.
• 1:17:30
  unknown: Yeah.
• 1:17:31
  SPEAKER_04: He's been in a bottom movies.
• 1:17:33
  SPEAKER_07: I know he has.
• 1:17:34
  SPEAKER_07: You know what is crazy before I asked the motorcycle one, I was like, has your character ever painted their skin red?
• 1:17:43
  SPEAKER_07: That would have been ten times more funny if I asked that.
• 1:17:46
  SPEAKER_07: But I honestly I thought I was down the wrong path.
• 1:17:50
  SPEAKER_07: Dude, you are so far down the wrong rabbit hole.
• 1:17:53
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna give you two questions, and then if you still can't get it, maybe a hint if I can think of one.
• 1:18:00
  SPEAKER_04: So they've I feel like the movie thing's fucking me up.
• 1:18:04
  SPEAKER_04: I know they're in a rock band.
• 1:18:07
  SPEAKER_02: Uh are they in an American-based group?
• 1:18:19
  SPEAKER_07: An American-based group?
• 1:18:21
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you said they're uh they're not an American musician, okay.
• 1:18:25
  SPEAKER_07: Well, they're American.
• 1:18:30
  SPEAKER_02: Are you talking about the band?
• 1:18:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:18:32
  SPEAKER_02: Oh what okay.
• 1:18:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:18:37
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:18:38
  SPEAKER_07: Dude, I thought I picked an obvious one.
• 1:18:40
  SPEAKER_07: It's nice to see you struggling like this, especially after getting my very clever SpongeBob one so fast.
• 1:18:51
  SPEAKER_02: Are they in a Midwest Emo band?
• 1:18:54
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I would say no.
• 1:18:57
  SPEAKER_04: Midwest emo adjacent, no.
• 1:19:01
  SPEAKER_04: Here's my hint.
• 1:19:02
  SPEAKER_07: They've been both in a movie.
• 1:19:06
  SPEAKER_07: They're in a band that is not even remotely close what they're known for.
• 1:19:13
  SPEAKER_07: And after that hint, I'll give you one more question and then you're gonna have to guess.
• 1:19:18
  SPEAKER_02: They've been in a movie.
• 1:19:20
  SPEAKER_02: They've been in a band that they're not even remotely known for.
• 1:19:28
  SPEAKER_02: What does that mean?
• 1:19:33
  SPEAKER_04: Because I'm thinking random stuff like this is like technically they were in a band when the Disney Channel original movie Lemonade Mouth is like As far as I know, the band is still active.
• 1:19:46
  SPEAKER_07: Is it one of the Jonas brothers?
• 1:19:49
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:19:50
  SPEAKER_07: Damn it.
• 1:19:51
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, I'll give you one more hint and then you but you have to take a guess.
• 1:19:54
  SPEAKER_07: No more questions.
• 1:19:55
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 1:19:56
  SPEAKER_07: Youtuber.
• 1:20:09
  SPEAKER_02: Boy in a band.
• 1:20:11
  SPEAKER_07: Oh no.
• 1:20:13
  SPEAKER_07: Incorrect.
• 1:20:14
  SPEAKER_07: The answer we were looking for was Moist Critical.
• 1:20:17
  SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
• 1:20:21
  SPEAKER_06: That's the honestly, the order in which you asked those questions was so funny, because yes, he's been in the movie.
• 1:20:28
  SPEAKER_07: Yes, he does have a band, but no, he does not he doesn't have really known for either one.
• 1:20:34
  SPEAKER_07: Um I feel like Yeah, no, I feel like those questions fucked you up really bad, but technically they were all true.
• 1:20:41
  SPEAKER_07: I couldn't really do much for you there.
• 1:20:44
  SPEAKER_04: Because I'm thinking about like famous musicians of like, oh, Elton John was in Kingsman, Jared Leto was in Wingsman.
• 1:20:50
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 1:20:51
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, he was in Kingsman 2.
• 1:20:54
  SPEAKER_07: Really, I've been wanting to watch Kingsman.
• 1:20:56
  SPEAKER_07: I didn't know that.
• 1:20:57
  SPEAKER_07: Love me some Elton Jarn.
• 1:21:00
  SPEAKER_07: And I like guest the character.
• 1:21:01
  SPEAKER_07: This is fun, but it's also insanely hard.
• 1:21:04
  SPEAKER_07: Do you want to go one more time?
• 1:21:07
  SPEAKER_07: Um I mean, we're pretty late on our episode, but we could if you want to.
• 1:21:12
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:21:12
  SPEAKER_04: Extra long episode.
• 1:21:14
  SPEAKER_04: Uh join the Patreon.
• 1:21:15
  SPEAKER_04: It's free.
• 1:21:16
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:21:18
  SPEAKER_07: Alright, I got mine.
• 1:21:20
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 1:21:23
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna cut it there it to relieve the silence and no one's gonna have any idea what the fuck we're laughing about.
• 1:21:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:21:33
  SPEAKER_07: Fuck you, viewer.
• 1:21:34
  SPEAKER_07: Alright, it's your turn to go first.
• 1:21:37
  SPEAKER_07: Final round.
• 1:21:38
  SPEAKER_02: Is your character a real a real thing?
• 1:21:44
  unknown: Yeah.
• 1:21:45
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:21:53
  SPEAKER_02: Is your character human?
• 1:21:57
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:22:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we've been twisting.
• 1:22:03
  SPEAKER_02: Is your character Is your character a work of fiction?
• 1:22:14
  SPEAKER_02: I forgot my character for a second.
• 1:22:16
  SPEAKER_04: Um no.
• 1:22:19
  SPEAKER_04: So so they're a real person is what I'm getting at Yaga.
• 1:22:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, sir.
• 1:22:23
  SPEAKER_04: Not a character, gotcha.
• 1:22:25
  SPEAKER_07: He's not human, is he an animal?
• 1:22:27
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 1:22:29
  SPEAKER_07: Interesting, so SpongeBob.
• 1:22:37
  SPEAKER_04: Uh is your character uh uh is your character an actor?
• 1:22:43
  SPEAKER_02: Um No.
• 1:22:47
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:22:50
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I think they've they've done some acting, but that's not like who they are now.
• 1:22:55
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:22:59
  SPEAKER_07: Is your character burp?
• 1:23:01
  SPEAKER_07: I'm just kidding.
• 1:23:01
  SPEAKER_07: Don't answer that.
• 1:23:02
  SPEAKER_02: That's not my question.
• 1:23:04
  SPEAKER_04: Um Probably.
• 1:23:06
  SPEAKER_07: Anyways, is your character uh Oh fuck you! Is is yours from uh I feel like I ask these questions every round, but there's really just no way to like you gotta ask these ones at the start.
• 1:23:17
  SPEAKER_07: From a TV show?
• 1:23:20
  SPEAKER_04: They're not from a TV show, they have a TV show though.
• 1:23:23
  SPEAKER_04: They have a TV show from one, and they're not human.
• 1:23:27
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
• 1:23:35
  SPEAKER_02: Is your character an actor?
• 1:23:39
  SPEAKER_07: You just asked me that.
• 1:23:40
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah.
• 1:23:42
  SPEAKER_07: Those gummies already fucking rotting your brain out, bro.
• 1:23:45
  SPEAKER_07: Like what the f you just asked me that.
• 1:23:49
  SPEAKER_07: Alright, good question.
• 1:23:51
  SPEAKER_07: Is your character Your character's an act?
• 1:23:55
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry, I I just forget if I asked stupid.
• 1:23:59
  SPEAKER_04: Is your character uh is your character male?
• 1:24:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:24:04
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:24:06
  SPEAKER_02: Presumably.
• 1:24:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just kidding.
• 1:24:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just kidding.
• 1:24:10
  SPEAKER_07: No, don't get don't get wrapped up on that.
• 1:24:12
  SPEAKER_07: Um Okay.
• 1:24:16
  SPEAKER_07: Not a human, not an animal.
• 1:24:19
  SPEAKER_07: They've been in a TV show, but they're not known for that, so I'm guessing movie, but I'm not gonna ask that.
• 1:24:27
  SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
• 1:24:34
  SPEAKER_02: Are they I mean they're a robot?
• 1:24:39
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:24:40
  SPEAKER_02: A little zip zoop zip zorp.
• 1:24:42
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 1:24:42
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 1:24:44
  SPEAKER_07: What the fuck are they?
• 1:24:45
  SPEAKER_07: They're not human, not animal, not robot.
• 1:24:47
  SPEAKER_07: What the fuck are they?
• 1:24:49
  SPEAKER_07: They are what they are.
• 1:24:51
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 1:24:52
  SPEAKER_02: Is your character Is your character famous from the internet?
• 1:25:01
  SPEAKER_04: Um that's where people know them from.
• 1:25:08
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:09
  SPEAKER_07: For the most part, yeah.
• 1:25:11
  unknown: Okay.
• 1:25:12
  SPEAKER_07: I don't want you to go down the super wrong rabbit hole.
• 1:25:14
  SPEAKER_07: They're not like a super big internet personality.
• 1:25:17
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, no.
• 1:25:19
  SPEAKER_02: From that general media.
• 1:25:23
  SPEAKER_02: And what? 'Cause yours be not human.
• 1:25:28
  SPEAKER_02: Are they of another world?
• 1:25:30
  SPEAKER_02: Are they alien?
• 1:25:36
  SPEAKER_02: I mean I I mean on that.
• 1:25:38
  SPEAKER_02: I mean yes, but you probably wouldn't know that.
• 1:25:50
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead, stinky.
• 1:25:54
  SPEAKER_02: Is your character They're famous from the internet?
• 1:26:01
  SPEAKER_04: Do they l do social media as like their main gig now?
• 1:26:06
  SPEAKER_04: What do you mean?
• 1:26:08
  SPEAKER_04: Like social media?
• 1:26:10
  SPEAKER_04: Like uh like are they a streamer, a youtuber, do they make TikToks?
• 1:26:14
  SPEAKER_04: Is that like I what they're known for now?
• 1:26:16
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:26:19
  SPEAKER_02: Um What what was your answer to the last question?
• 1:26:24
  SPEAKER_07: It was like kind of maybe yes and no.
• 1:26:28
  SPEAKER_04: They are, but you wouldn't know that.
• 1:26:30
  SPEAKER_04: At least I don't think you would know that they are.
• 1:26:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good question, but no.
• 1:26:43
  SPEAKER_07: Fuck, it's not Dragon Ball Z shit! I thought I was on to something.
• 1:26:49
  SPEAKER_07: Oh god.
• 1:26:50
  SPEAKER_07: Not from an anime been in a TV show, but I've known for a TV show.
• 1:26:54
  SPEAKER_07: Not a human, not an animal, not a robot.
• 1:26:58
  SPEAKER_07: Who the fuck did you pick, bro?
• 1:27:01
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna feel silly.
• 1:27:03
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I think I might I might know something.
• 1:27:07
  SPEAKER_02: Uh is your character a musician.
• 1:27:16
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:27:17
  SPEAKER_02: Damn it.
• 1:27:18
  SPEAKER_07: Your character from Pokemon?
• 1:27:22
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 1:27:24
  SPEAKER_07: I don't like this game.
• 1:27:26
  SPEAKER_07: I don't like the fact I don't like this game.
• 1:27:31
  SPEAKER_04: Is your character What are they known for?
• 1:27:38
  SPEAKER_07: Uh You see I'm kidding, I'm not answering that.
• 1:27:41
  SPEAKER_07: Fuck you.
• 1:27:42
  SPEAKER_07: You get I'm I'm nowhere even remotely close to your you don't get nothing.
• 1:27:52
  SPEAKER_02: Is your character a Lol Cow?
• 1:27:54
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:27:54
  SPEAKER_02: Okay You wouldn't think so that that
• 1:28:00
  SPEAKER_04: alien like they technically are but so th don't dwell on that too much because the people they are around do not look remotely like anyone else that they're around um I don't know if I asked this but is your character female?
• 1:28:29
  SPEAKER_05: I I can't really answer that qu they're not really any gender.
• 1:28:32
  SPEAKER_07: God damn it You pick the goddamn non-binary fucking alien I'm just kidding See normally when it's male female I can eliminate like half the options in the world when you do non-binary it's like well fuck like could be fucking anybody is your character they're known from the internet is what I'm getting stuck on.
• 1:29:02
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah mo okay let me let me rephrase that because I want to help you I don't want to devi too much.
• 1:29:12
  SPEAKER_07: Their stuff mostly goes viral and they're seen on the internet but they're a comedian themselves Yes.
• 1:29:23
  SPEAKER_07: Because I didn't know how to phrase that but I don't want to get too wrapped up on like being in the internet like 'cause that's where yeah they get most of their stuff from yeah that okay that makes sense yeah uh dude I'm so bad at this I hate that I wanted to play this game we're playing a different game next week fuck this shit um non-binary you wouldn't think God I mean I'm just kidding that's not my answer um I mean maybe Jesus isn't that bad of an answer but has he been in a TV show?
• 1:29:52
  SPEAKER_07: Well probably good fucking lord bro what did you pick?
• 1:29:58
  SPEAKER_07: Um stuck in the case let me go over some of my my questions again.
• 1:30:06
  SPEAKER_07: So not human but based on your alien question they may look human do you want to ask that question?
• 1:30:17
  SPEAKER_07: No Yeah let's go ahead do they look human?
• 1:30:25
  SPEAKER_07: No Okay you just made it worse fuck you shit alright just hit me is it's Shank Gillis Alright everybody that's been the episode this week yes it's Shank Gillis bro I think I helped you out too much with that other one I couldn't think of anybody and then I just recently saw him trending again the other day because he did a whack ass monologue on SNL but it's his third appearance Yeah anyway my first option was Hobo Johnson but I'm not sure if you knew who that was we we've I have the album we've listened to them together I wasn't sure because I know I've talked about Hobo Johnson with other people that's why I was like I can't remember if you actually knew who that was or knew them well enough.
• 1:31:15
  SPEAKER_07: Alright I guess I have one more question.
• 1:31:18
  SPEAKER_07: I love how I haven't I have no fucking no general idea whatsoever.
• 1:31:23
  SPEAKER_07: Do you want a hint?
• 1:31:25
  SPEAKER_04: Do I want to hint Yeah duh so you a fucking seven You asked every question but you never figured out what they were from They're from a video game I just I don't know if I wanted to ask that for like the millionth fucking time but also I don't know.
• 1:31:44
  SPEAKER_04: They've been in a video game but they have a T or been in a TV show before I I wouldn't really count the TV show part because you've probably never heard of it.
• 1:31:54
  SPEAKER_07: Been in a video game Alright how many questions are you gonna be three more okay I was gonna say because I gave you a lot last time from a video game viewers I'm so sorry if my mic's picking up my cat doing parkour in the background right now.
• 1:32:18
  SPEAKER_04: Um from a fighting video game no I mean are they in one that's fighting they are in a fighting video game yes a fighting game super smash bro yeah okay this is hard because I was two questions there soon as I get one more in a TV show the the answer to do they look human was no right?
• 1:32:53
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah Lorenzo is your character Kirby Yep Yes go shout out my fucking cat named Kirby doing parkour in the background which made me think of that.
• 1:33:12
  SPEAKER_07: I was like okay he knows who this is you wouldn't Oh my god I mean this I normally want to beat my cat's ass for doing this midnight parkour but shout out my cat Kirby for that one but no I think uh the f when when you said in the fighting game I immediately knew it had to be Smash Bros.
• 1:33:29
  SPEAKER_07: And then I put all the other questions into that and that that finally made dude I I was worried I was gonna get nowhere near that.
• 1:33:37
  SPEAKER_04: Good lord I was a snipe No because I was like you wouldn't know they're an alien you haven't played that game Yeah no I've I've played like a few minutes of a Wow fun one hate that game we're gonna try a different one next week probably but very long episode toss the cat see who of us can do our cat the first yeah alright well thanks for listening wanna do the outro for us yeah I gotcha thank you guys for listening to Super Uncast uh it's been a really good time I hope you enjoyed the games and we will see you in the next one be sure to use our code UNC at checkout for any will purchase of over three hundred dollars at Best Buy yes you get a cool zero percent off yeah see you and uh and a lot of