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Really Good Best Of for Thanksgiving | Thursday November 28, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Stoom.
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  Speaker 2: If you really get down to it, what is the treehouse?
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: The treehouse isn't just a place for us to hang
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  Speaker 2: out with our friends. The treehouse isn't just a place
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: to hang out with your friends, the place to escape
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: the bullsh of everyday life. And we need a place
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: to connect through laughter because, let's be honest, there's so
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: much suck in the world. Your job sucks. Traffic sucks,
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: the news sucks, TV sucks, radio sucks, social media really sucks.
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: Your boss sucks, politics suck. You love your spouse, but
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  Speaker 2: sometimes they suck. And sometimes your kids suck too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Hell, sometimes we suck. But that's all okay because we're
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  Speaker 2: inside the treehouse and we will laugh our way through
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  Speaker 2: all of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's another example is did your day suck? Come inside
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  Speaker 2: the treehouse? Did your day rock? The treehouse can make
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: it even better because the treehouse isn't just your happy place.
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: The treehouse is your favorite place. Because the tree house,
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: we are Archie's place, We're Monk's place. We are Arnold's
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: and Owl's combined. We are the Hub, the Max, the
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  Speaker 2: peacock stop, the Pit, the peach pit, and the peach pit.
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  Speaker 2: After dark.
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  Speaker 4: We are.
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  Speaker 2: We are Luke's Diner, Deanon de Luca Cafe Intervos and
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  Speaker 2: we are Central Perk. We are Kavanaugh's Bar, Emerald City Bar,
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  Speaker 2: where McLaren's Pub, Patti's Pub, Most Tavin and the Drunken
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  Speaker 2: Clam where the Body Being, the Snake Hole Lounge ten
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  Speaker 2: Forward and the Boar's Nest. We are mother fucking cheers.
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  Speaker 2: This this is the tree House and you're welcome.
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  Speaker 5: You're in the Treehouse.
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  Speaker 6: Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration
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  Speaker 2: into the Treehouse eight three to three. Cook DFW for
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  Speaker 2: your free roof inspection the website cookdfw dot com. You
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  Speaker 2: guys do lots of great work on roofs, and the
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  Speaker 2: restoration part of the side of the business also means
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  Speaker 2: you know, you're doing remodeling work underneath the roof inside
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  Speaker 2: the home as well. And you were telling me just
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  Speaker 2: recently that you, Daniel and Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration
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  Speaker 2: offer lifetime warranties on all your work.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Dan, That's something that we talked about for a while
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  Speaker 7: now and we decided to go ahead and just pull
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  Speaker 7: the trigger on it. We've had excellent reviews, we've had
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  Speaker 7: excellent referrals. People really love our work when they give
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  Speaker 7: us a chance, and we just want to put our
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  Speaker 7: money where our mouth is. And you know that's the
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  Speaker 7: best way I can always say that is just back
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  Speaker 7: it up.
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  Speaker 3: Back it up.
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  Speaker 7: When I was growing up and I told somebody who's
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  Speaker 7: gonna kick their ass, you got to back it up. Well,
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  Speaker 7: now that I'm a grown man and we're doing professional
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  Speaker 7: services on people's homes and I tell them that they're
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  Speaker 7: never going to have a better experience, I'm backing it up.
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  Speaker 7: We're going to take care of your home because we
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  Speaker 7: want you to have that peace of mind knowing that
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  Speaker 7: after we left, you have the very best product left behind.
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  Speaker 7: Your home is safe, your family's taken care of, and
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  Speaker 7: that you don't have to worry about us not coming back.
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  Speaker 2: You can experience it for yourself, and you can put
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  Speaker 2: your money where Daniel's mouth is, and he'll honor it.
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  Speaker 2: As you just heard, even if he dies, he's still
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  Speaker 2: going to honor this stuff. I mean, that's that's that's
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  Speaker 2: some serious integrity and quality craftsmanship. To have the confidence
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  Speaker 2: to be like, yeah, this is how we do things.
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  Speaker 2: So you give the man a call for that free
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  Speaker 2: roof inspection. Eight three three Cook DFW the website cookdfw
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  Speaker 2: dot com.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the tree house.
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  Speaker 6: Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.
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  Speaker 2: It's important to uh, it's important to show up and
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  Speaker 2: to come out strong, and not just content, but also
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  Speaker 2: in segues. For example, if you want to be known
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  Speaker 2: as a great mom, you need to go up and
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  Speaker 2: come on very strong. Right Trey, Absolutely, because he knows
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  Speaker 2: where I'm going, and he knows how good an segue
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  Speaker 2: that really was. And Raj, you're about to find out. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so there is a woman, no surprise, it's a Florida woman. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know, you know what's good. You know what's good.
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  Speaker 2: A mom in central Florida has been banned from dropping
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  Speaker 2: her kids off at a private Christian school because of
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  Speaker 2: well things. Raj, I'm going to give you the opportunity
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  Speaker 2: to fill in the blank here to see if you
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  Speaker 2: can guess what the thing is that got Hello, dog,
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  Speaker 2: that's dog. To see if you can guess what the
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  Speaker 2: thing is that got this mom banned from the pickup
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  Speaker 2: line at her kids school.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, hold on one second.
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  Speaker 2: It's Okay, if your first guess is barking dog.
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  Speaker 8: Uh no, so and you said that, he just turned around.
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  Speaker 8: I got him successfully across across the living room and
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  Speaker 8: he said, a barking dog.
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  Speaker 3: He turned around.
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  Speaker 8: Here's a here's my was she at the Christian school.
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  Speaker 8: She's in the pickup line and she's banned now mm hmmm, uh.
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  Speaker 2: She's banned from picking up her kids. They have now
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  Speaker 2: told her she has to go across the street. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: her kids will have to walk to her. So say
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  Speaker 2: it again.
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  Speaker 3: Smoking cigarettes?
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  Speaker 2: That is not correct. Next, next guest, she was topless.
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  Speaker 3: You're warm?
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  Speaker 2: H you are warm?
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  Speaker 4: She was pantiless, warmer?
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  Speaker 3: She what she's she's just naked?
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  Speaker 2: You're you're really really warm?
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  Speaker 3: What is she naked? On the ten speed? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That actually would be a good idea for her next vehicle.
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  Speaker 3: She's I tell you that.
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  Speaker 2: I know how. You know how insurance agents or real
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  Speaker 2: estate agents will advertise themselves on their cars and drive
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  Speaker 2: around town and drum up business that way. Self marketing,
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  Speaker 2: self marketing. Yes, yeah, boy, so you're familiar, right, yeah. Now,
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  Speaker 2: imagine you're a Central Florida mom who is in the
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  Speaker 2: pickup line at her kids Christian school while self marketing
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  Speaker 2: your only Fans account.
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  Speaker 8: Damn I Love twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 9: This is what I am looking at when I pull
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  Speaker 9: up behind one of these vehicles. Facebook messages complaints and
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  Speaker 9: TikTok you ban a vehicle taking the front pew at
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  Speaker 9: a private Christian school intervaries is not just a tiny,
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  Speaker 9: tiny little emblem on the back of a car. It
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  Speaker 9: is taking up the entire windshield back windshield of two vehicles.
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  Speaker 10: Lexi Thomas is a parent at Liberty Christian who wants
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  Speaker 10: this ad on another parent's car to stay off campus.
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  Speaker 10: That other parent is Michelle Klein, and what she has
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  Speaker 10: is an only fans Well, it's definitely.
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  Speaker 11: A link to you know, explicit content, adult content for sure.
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  Speaker 10: Flyine, who goes by Piper Fond says only fans her
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  Speaker 10: business and way of life.
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  Speaker 11: My husband and I had this, you know, a little wild,
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  Speaker 11: you know, hind closed doors lifestyle that we've now decided
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  Speaker 11: to share.
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  Speaker 10: But not all parents want what we shared at school,
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  Speaker 10: with some moms complaining to Kline and the school telling
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  Speaker 10: her not to use the main entrance and instead drop
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  Speaker 10: her kids off across the street.
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  Speaker 11: I was forced to have to, you know, take it
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  Speaker 11: off or not come on campus.
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  Speaker 10: But parents at this private school say, there's a simple solution.
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  Speaker 10: If client she wants to use the main drop off,
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  Speaker 10: why not take the decal off.
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  Speaker 11: And that would seem like an easy thing to say,
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  Speaker 11: for sure, But for me, you know, it supports my family.
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  Speaker 11: This provides a very comfortable way of life for us.
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  Speaker 11: And it's legal. You know, I pay taxes just like
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  Speaker 11: everyone else. I'm not breaking the law. I just offended people.
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  Speaker 12: That's a distraction to my children. And no matter how
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  Speaker 12: poorly or how good I parent, porn is there. And
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  Speaker 12: if that's kind of the first thing they're saying when
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  Speaker 12: they're going into a place that should be educating them.
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  Speaker 8: She's their hassle off.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get real here. This is not This is one
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  Speaker 2: of those times where it's like that one mom specifically,
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  Speaker 2: but all the parents, all the moms that are upset
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  Speaker 2: about this mom's only fans advertisement on her car. They're
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  Speaker 2: not so much trying to tech the kids as they
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  Speaker 2: are using the kids as the excuse when the reality
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  Speaker 2: is they don't want to have their husbands right see
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  Speaker 2: the ad. And next thing you know, they're seeing the
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  Speaker 2: only fans ad and now you know the family budget
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  Speaker 2: is dropped by twenty four to ninety nine a month.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, I mean she's got a lot of content.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good, this is a I mean she's Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What fresh hell are her kids in for? When when
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  Speaker 4: their friends get phones and the internet and they're spanking
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  Speaker 4: it to mom.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the.
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  Speaker 2: Problem with so many startups is you tend not to
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  Speaker 2: look at the bigger picture, and sometimes you forget to
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  Speaker 2: keep the future in mind at the exp you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's like you're focused on the money of today at
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  Speaker 2: the expense of tomorrow.
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  Speaker 8: Or how amazing would it be to be invited to
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  Speaker 8: that sleepover? Like I'm just saying, like when he's like,
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  Speaker 8: hey man, you guys want to come to my house
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  Speaker 8: or the sleepover?
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  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, Mom, imagine how awkward?
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  Speaker 2: How awkward is it going to be when it's all
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  Speaker 2: the dads that show up.
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  Speaker 5: You're listening to the tree House visit us online that
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  Speaker 5: Treehouse on air dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get Jaqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now
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  Speaker 2: for any and all of your plumbing once and needs,
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  Speaker 2: give her and all of them. They're a call to
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  Speaker 2: Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. When I had my house
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  Speaker 2: in Dallas, Jaqueline, you came out a few times to
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  Speaker 2: help us with some issues, and your response time was phenomenal.
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  Speaker 2: And it wasn't just because it was me. It was
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  Speaker 2: because that's the kind of company you run. You go
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  Speaker 2: out of your way trying to help every client and
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  Speaker 2: try to get there as soon as you can.
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  Speaker 13: Well, I mean, the reality of it is is that
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  Speaker 13: plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,
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  Speaker 13: you can want to remodel the bathroom and that's not pressing,
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  Speaker 13: but typically when it comes to service or leak investigations,
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  Speaker 13: et cetera, et cetera. If you've got to stoppage on
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  Speaker 13: the mainline and you don't know and you keep putting
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  Speaker 13: liquid or you know, waste into the drains, if it
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  Speaker 13: has nowhere to go, it will come back in the
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  Speaker 13: house and at that point in time, it's no longer
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  Speaker 13: a want, it's a need, and that sort of thing
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  Speaker 13: can't wait. When you have those emergencies, you have got
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  Speaker 13: to figure out how to manage the crew so that
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  Speaker 13: you can have the best response time.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, and they'll show up and they'll do it quickly.
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  Speaker 2: Call Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing for any and all of
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  Speaker 2: those plumbing wants and needs two one fourth, three sixty eight,
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  Speaker 2: Texas dot com.
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  Speaker 5: You're in the treouse.
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  Speaker 6: Visit us online a treehouse on air dot com.
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  Speaker 2: All right, there's something that's very important that we need
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  Speaker 2: to discuss here, and that is Trey. You now have
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  Speaker 2: something new you can whip out on dates.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I do, and uh, reach into my pants and
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  Speaker 4: pull this out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna, I'm gonna. Okay, what is.
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  Speaker 2: It, Trey. I'll let you do the honors for Raj.
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  Speaker 2: You can tell him what what what resides in your
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  Speaker 2: pants that you'll be whipping out on dates.
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  Speaker 3: Consensually?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's actually probably probably not. There might
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  Speaker 4: be a little embarrassment with this.
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  Speaker 2: I just like, look it this way. It is impressive, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: to soak people to others, it might scare some.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh wow, I'm gonna show it to you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, oh, well done.
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  Speaker 2: But Trey is now an official card carrying member of
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  Speaker 2: the Association for Retired Persons.
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  Speaker 8: If you if you break that out on a first date.
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  Speaker 8: Just just know that every Indian everywhere is like, he's
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  Speaker 8: one of us. They're just gonna change on like tree
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  Speaker 8: ish Ish is one of us. Tradgend we love Tregen there,
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  Speaker 8: he's one of us. I've put it off Applebee's.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very excited for you, Trey card carrying member. What's
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  Speaker 2: the what the letters stand for again? It's a ARP.
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  Speaker 2: Is it the American Association for Retired Persons?
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  Speaker 4: I think it's the Association for the Advancement of Retired
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  Speaker 4: Persons Retired People?
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  Speaker 8: I think I think you're taking two organizations.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think there was a merger between a ARP
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  Speaker 2: and the nub a CP. I feel like that would
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  Speaker 2: have made news, Trey.
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  Speaker 3: That would have been great association.
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  Speaker 2: It's not enough to be recognized as a retired person,
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  Speaker 2: but we also need to make sure that they advanced.
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  Speaker 14: Oh somewhere somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Big Stacey, who is one of our favorite lists ners
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  Speaker 2: and he also happens to be a black man, and
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  Speaker 2: I believe he is close to, if not of the
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  Speaker 2: age to have an AARP card. Is flipping it over
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  Speaker 2: right now to see if it's a Twofer the National
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  Speaker 2: Association for the Advancement of Retired People, or I.
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  Speaker 8: Mean, according to Trey, if with that merger would have
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  Speaker 8: been great for the National Association for the Advancement of
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  Speaker 8: Colored Retired People, Like that'd be amazing.
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  Speaker 3: I would be so proud to be a member.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like this treehouse is overflowing with stupid. I'd
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  Speaker 2: also like to give us credit on picking up the
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  Speaker 2: flag and for the advancement of retired people, a flag
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  Speaker 2: that clearly no one else had the courage to pick up.
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  Speaker 3: We'll be doing to five k next month.
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  Speaker 8: Retired people, but not just for retired people, their advancement.
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  Speaker 4: Will try to make Wilford Brimley's birthday a national holiday.
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  Speaker 3: Started oatmeal the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, that does remind me that you are to
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  Speaker 2: at the same age as Wilfred Brimley. Uh start when
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  Speaker 2: he's starting cocoon. That is a information that you told
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  Speaker 2: us a week or two ago, and I have not forgotten.
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  Speaker 8: It was.
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  Speaker 3: Like we can age them up, We're good.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm uh, I'm wondering, Tray, So have you had
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  Speaker 2: a chance to use your AARP card yet? Did? Were
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  Speaker 2: you able to use that when you had tire trouble
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  Speaker 2: on seventy five the other day.
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  Speaker 4: No, and the only reason because I used my Triple
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  Speaker 4: A membership for that. But no, Yeah, I was going
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  Speaker 4: to McKinney.
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  Speaker 2: And what's triple A is that for the advancement of automobiles?
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  Speaker 3: Shouldn't be triple AARP?
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  Speaker 2: How many cards do you have? You're just I can
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  Speaker 2: get this point.
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  Speaker 3: Triple A.
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  Speaker 2: And I think I think, I think Big Stacey gave
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  Speaker 2: you one of his a few years back.
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  Speaker 4: I don't remember. I remember which car that was, Dan,
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  Speaker 4: do you remember.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 2: The advantage of having a poor memory, it's kept me
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  Speaker 2: out of trouble many times.
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  Speaker 4: That was I do not recall that, Senator.
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  Speaker 8: You know the only thing you didn't do was cover
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  Speaker 8: the mic and then just look over at somebody like.
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  Speaker 3: Getting advice. I did not recall.
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  Speaker 2: I have no recollection of anyway. Uh, you're okay, though.
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  Speaker 2: After the after the the trouble on seventy five, what happened?
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  Speaker 4: I just I my right front tire. I luckily I
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  Speaker 4: felt it. I felt something wrong, and so I was
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  Speaker 4: able to get over to the right lane, and luckily
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  Speaker 4: I was right by the Virginia Parkway exit. So the
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  Speaker 4: scariest thing actually for me was I had Daisy with me,
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  Speaker 4: and so I'm like worried that if, yeah, something happens
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  Speaker 4: that I when I drive and for long distances or
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  Speaker 4: anything like over fifteen minutes. I put her in her
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  Speaker 4: kennel and I actually strap it in the car like
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  Speaker 4: a car seat. So everything was okay. Just it's anytime
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  Speaker 4: you're stranded on the highway, it is scary. I think.
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  Speaker 2: I think actually having Daisy, your three pounds shuahua with
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: you while having car trouble with being an advantage because
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there are plenty of men that pull over
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  Speaker 2: for stranded bitches.
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  Speaker 3: US ones too.
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  Speaker 4: Really long time.
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  Speaker 2: Dot com that's how she flags down that roadside assistance.
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  Speaker 4: I had a flat and I got a set of
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  Speaker 4: four new tires.
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  Speaker 5: You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse
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  Speaker 5: on air dot com.
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  Speaker 2: There is some important news going on in the world
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  Speaker 2: that we have to touch on, Okay, and like many
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: things in life in this world, and there has an
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: artistic beginning. Okay, many years ago in the nineties before
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  Speaker 2: I got my first cell phone number. But I think
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: even maybe like two years before Trey got his cell
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  Speaker 2: phone number. There was a movie that was very prophetic
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  Speaker 2: that most of us took for granted at the time,
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  Speaker 2: with a very interesting character that we didn't realize how
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  Speaker 2: essential not only to the film and the franchise, but
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: to the planet that he actually was despite being fictional.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm getting at is Jeff Goldbloom in Jurassic Park,
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  Speaker 2: because he said these amazing words and they hold true today.
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  Speaker 15: There's one thing the history of evolution has tossed that
• 22:41
  Speaker 15: life will not be contained. Life breaks free, expansed in
• 22:45
  Speaker 15: your territories, and it crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: But oh, there it is.
• 22:54
  Speaker 16: There it is.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will.
• 23:01
  Speaker 15: No, I'm simply saying that life finds a way.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Now here's your current example of that. A steamray's pregnancy
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: baffles aquarium staff with no males to mate with it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: Jeff Goldbloom knew.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: A female steingray at a North Carolina aquarium is pregnant,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: leaving staffers puzzled over how a fish living without a
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: male companion is reproducing. These are experts, they would they
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: should know this. The aquarium and shark lab by Team
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Echo in Hendersonville announced on a Facebook post the other
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: day that it's Steingray Charlotte is expecting, but according to
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: the aquarium, there's something fishy about their pregnancy because they
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: don't have any male steingrays in that tank. They do say, however,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: there are two possible explanations for this once in a
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: lifetime science mystery. One way is a very rare process
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: called arthenogenesis, in which the eggs develop on their own
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: without fertilization and create a clone of the mother.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: The second explanation for Charlotte's pregnancy is a bit more
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: weird science. They say the stingray may have made it
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: with a male shark that was added to the tank
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: in July. So we either get life finds a way
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: to reproduce on its own, which is Jurassic Park level scary,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: or a stingray and a shark got together to create
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: the next film franchise on the Sci Fi Channel, or God,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I can't wait.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Or Bubba the guy who cleans the tank.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no no no no no
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: no no no no no.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: You remember the scene in Little Nikki.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: No no, I don't, I don't Bubba.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: No Bubba half Bubba half sting Ray.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Oh god, it's.
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: Gonna be called Bubba Ray.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I think he already is. It's gonna be Bubba Ray Ray.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: All right, it's immediately time to run to run new
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: background checks on all aquarium staff, because just because your
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: record was clean when you got hired doesn't mean that
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: it stayed clean throughout the throughout your employment.
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: I mean, it is North Carolina, you know, it makes sense.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: When I saw Trey's face, I was like, he's thinking
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: the exact same thing.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking, Oh god, it was tell him where I
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: tell him where Bbba had him put that stinger.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: That's so foul.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Have you guys seen have you guys seen the photos
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: of the steam Rays near the Cayman Islands where it's
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: the Steam Rays City and they're on they're like, they're
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: like they'll they'll jump on people's backs and they'll take photos.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: They're smiling.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Bubba was like, it's a pretty mouth. She came on
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: to me, she jumped on me. She was asking for it.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: You know how at the beginning of the show when
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: I said let's get stupid.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: You are one hell of a leader.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Dan.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I believe that I am a true inspiration to you,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: see because like Martin Luther King had a dream, I
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: have you Oh Bubba, oh oh.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Oh that poor thing?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: What why? Why why are we assuming the sting rays displeased?
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: I don't know I would I just would assume that.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: I mean probably because Bubba denied it and I'm gonna
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: take care of the kids stings.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: That's the final episode.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's kind of where you you should punch
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: out on finding out on the Maury Povich Show on
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Who's the Father is when Maury looks to his left
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: and the guest is a fish and the guy waiting
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: and the guy waiting in the wings is Bubba's.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Be the same reaction if they say it's not the father,
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: something will be flopping around. H Are you questioning your
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: life choices?
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Dan?
• 28:14
  Speaker 17: All of them?
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online that Treehouse
• 28:31
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• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I'll be changing my number now. I don't want to
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: talk to you about everything.
• 28:38
  Speaker 16: We'll email you.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: Air dot com.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I tried to find I tried to find the drop
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: that we got from I'm brain farting now because my
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: memory is so terrible. The Jackals lead singer Tray Oh God,
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: yeah exactly. We had him on the show a number
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: of times over the years, had him at trash parties,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: and he came in the studio one time and Russ
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: got into sort of sing or slash scream pretty Little
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Dan because Russ like to give me a hard time
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: saying no, you're pretty and whatever, like no I'm not,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: and stop hitting on me, you weird old man, and
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: it sort of took on a life of its own.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Next thing, you know, Jesse James Deprie, thank you.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I knew it was a three name that wasn't a
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: serial killer, but all only serial killer names were coming
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: to mind, and I knew it wasn't John Wyn Gacy
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: we had in the studio because I'd remember that, especially
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: if he was saying my name loudly.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be a whole new line of.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Those are Dan do's. I do not want to produce.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Those are snuff Dan dos. Uh. So it started with that,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: and the next thing, you know, we write up these
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: things for adult toys from Pretty Little Dan Incorporated, called
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: the Dan dough instead of a dildo, and these things
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: you know that have a weird way of being born
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: on the show, and they just kind of stick and
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: then after a while you kind of forget how they started,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: but you keep it going because it's fun and and
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: ultimately stupid. So I can make this work just by
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: the way, will be uh. I'm hoping not the only
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: time we ever get a chance to play this, But
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I do have what I think is a semi binding
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: legal disclaimer embedded in here so as to not get
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: us sued by the Dallas Cowboys, but just in case
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: you're gonna hear it now and then after this. I
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: don't know if we're gonna get a C and D
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: from Frisco or.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Not, but.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: If we do, m you get to enjoy it now,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: are you guys ready? No, you're not.
• 31:25
  Speaker 18: Dallas Cowboys fans, It's time to ask yourselves a rock
• 31:29
  Speaker 18: hard question. Why stop it getting emotionally destroyed when you
• 31:33
  Speaker 18: can get physically wrecked by them boys? After a John
• 31:37
  Speaker 18: Holmes size break, Pretty Little Dan Incorporated is back, and
• 31:41
  Speaker 18: just like the back of the Bang Bus, we are
• 31:43
  Speaker 18: not alone. We have an exciting announcement. Eld inc Is
• 31:48
  Speaker 18: the very unofficial, totally unsanctioned, extremely unsanitary dildo Company of
• 31:54
  Speaker 18: the Dallas Cowboys. That's right, we're expanding into the sports world,
• 31:59
  Speaker 18: because why should Taylor Swift and Oscar the Grouch have
• 32:01
  Speaker 18: all the fun when the Cowboys were on the trash
• 32:04
  Speaker 18: heap first. So slip into your favorite Debbie does Dallas
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  Speaker 18: cosplay fit, invite thirty one strangers over wearing their official
• 32:12
  Speaker 18: NFL team gimp gear, and brace yourself for a worse
• 32:16
  Speaker 18: pass dreaming than the Bills gave the Cowboys in Week fifteen,
• 32:21
  Speaker 18: introducing the Cowboys Dando with the all New Cowboys Dando.
• 32:25
  Speaker 18: You're part of the action here, Dak Prescott. Say all
• 32:29
  Speaker 18: the right things to get you in the move, then
• 32:32
  Speaker 18: feel the rush of air on your face as his
• 32:35
  Speaker 18: balls fly aimlessly into the hands of a stranger in
• 32:38
  Speaker 18: a Packers jersey. You see Michael Gallup do what he
• 32:42
  Speaker 18: does best, standing there and watching. Don't just see Tony
• 32:47
  Speaker 18: Pollard run full speed into the wrong hole. Eel it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 18: See Michah Parsons held by three linemen, which is actually
• 32:56
  Speaker 18: a good thing because the AI Michaeh Parsons hungry lion
• 32:59
  Speaker 18: mode is still experimental and we'll eat more than ass
• 33:04
  Speaker 18: touch the tip of Layton vander esh is broken that
• 33:07
  Speaker 18: he got while muff hunting in Siberia. Like Mike McCarthy
• 33:11
  Speaker 18: eating his post game dairy queen. With the Cowboy Dando,
• 33:14
  Speaker 18: you too can taste defeat, so don't eat blue waffles
• 33:19
  Speaker 18: when you can suck on the blue Star. With the
• 33:22
  Speaker 18: Cowboys Dando, you'll experience a whole year of action in
• 33:26
  Speaker 18: one toy, with not one, not two, but three special
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  Speaker 18: settings preseason hype, regular season teasing, and postseason devastation. But wait,
• 33:41
  Speaker 18: there's more. If you order now, we'll add the law
• 33:44
  Speaker 18: breaking off season mode for free while hencuffs last. The
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  Speaker 18: Cowboys Dando from pld ink is full of proprietary technology,
• 33:54
  Speaker 18: not our proprietary technology. We stole it from the Titan submercible,
• 33:59
  Speaker 18: so just like Cowboys in the playoffs, it can implode
• 34:02
  Speaker 18: at any time, sucking you into an oblivion worse than
• 34:05
  Speaker 18: Caddyshack too. We just don't leave your bushwood material at
• 34:09
  Speaker 18: PLD inc. We're going all in with the Cowboys Dando.
• 34:13
  Speaker 18: I we know what you're thinking, How many years and
• 34:17
  Speaker 18: how much money can this meltdown of a device cost me?
• 34:21
  Speaker 18: The Cowboys Dando can be yours for the ridiculous price
• 34:24
  Speaker 18: of a franchise quarterback who can't do any better than
• 34:26
  Speaker 18: Tony Romo, and just so we can make one more
• 34:31
  Speaker 18: Cowboys in the playoffs, joke that Cowboys dando won't last long,
• 34:36
  Speaker 18: so call now.
• 34:38
  Speaker 19: The Cowboys dando is in no way, no, how, not
• 34:40
  Speaker 19: ab all affiliated with the Dallas Cowboys. It's trademarks, No,
• 34:41
  Speaker 19: it's actual official sponsors or broadcast partners. It would be
• 34:43
  Speaker 19: more seen than a Cowboys dando.
• 34:44
  Speaker 18: I think.
• 34:45
  Speaker 19: Otherwise, please check with the official Das Cowboy team doctor
• 34:46
  Speaker 19: before straying any sexual regiment in all the objects real
• 34:48
  Speaker 19: or imagine.
• 34:49
  Speaker 18: The Cowboys dando. Unlike the Cowboys, this is a piece
• 34:52
  Speaker 18: of chrome plated hardware you can actually hoist at the
• 34:55
  Speaker 18: end of the night. Another fine product from PLD Inc.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Very nice.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: That was brilliant.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I'd like to say, we'll call the official time twelve
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: fifty Central Standard time, and we'll start the countdown clock
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: to our season's assist from the Dallas Cowboys. I also
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: think I also think my chances of ever hosting the
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: pre game, halftime or postgame on the Dallas Cowboys radio
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: network has now gone away.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Jeffk's breathing a little easier.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Not if he buys a dandough.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: In the tree Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.
• 36:28
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• 36:32
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• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Again, I did not know this, and I usually like
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: to think that I'm on the cusp of knowing things.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Today I clearly am not. And for the AARP thing,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that you could join AARP before the
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: age of fifty. Everything I had known about it was
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: you get the first notice or invitation or something in
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: the mail or whatever when you're like forty nine and
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: a half. And then at fifty you could become AARP official.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: And I'm kind of surprised they haven't raised the age,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: but I guess because everyone's living longer. But I guess
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: they did the opposite and said anyone can join AARP,
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: which they did a really poor job of marketing that,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: because I had no idea until you know, you guys
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: told me. Now with the AARP thing, Daniel Cook is
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: a member. Do you guys get the emails from AARP? Yes,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: because he sent me one the other day and he
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: wanted me to make sure you guys were aware of
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: your member benefits update.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: For example, as a member of AARP, you can enter
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: for a chance to win a backstage meet and greet
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: for two in Las Vegas for the Rolling Stones, and
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: you get fifteen percent off your check every day at Denny's.
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah, I sadly already knew that one.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: He wanted me to make sure you guys were aware
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: of those benefits in case you weren't getting the emails now.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: It also did give me the idea what I want
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: you guys to do. Since you are oldest, I would
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: like you to take your AARP card carrying member status
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: out for a spin inter the rock out with the
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Rolling Stone sweepstakes, and then if you win, we then
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: double dip and make it a treehouse contest. So if
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: you guys win those tickets, then we hold our own
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: contest to get those tickets to a treehouse listener.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Hey, can you do that? Is it?
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: Is it transferable?
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Do you know?
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: Because I don't want to go. I'm not a Stones fan.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Which is why you should just look. If you can't go,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: you just hand him to somebody else.
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'll enter, Yeah, yeah, I'm not a big Stones guy.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Don't have to be plenty of our listeners would love
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: that experience.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be cool. That's very easy way to give
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: do a ticket giveaway.
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: There's one in one in eleven million chancey.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: It doesn't cost us a time.
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, but the Dennys thing, I didn't know. I
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: knew about that. And then there are roadside assistance, and
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: there's yeah, there's you know, there's roadside assistance, like I said,
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: And there's uh discount ticket sales, and there's a you know,
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: advanced ticket sales or pre sales whatever you can, whatever
• 39:28
  Speaker 8: you want to call it.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: So since it's prescription discounts too, that is true. So
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: it is an organization geared towards retired people folk. Yeah,
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: but well now it's ARF.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: I would have loved it. We should start.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Off Association for the Advancement of Retired Folk.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for the country people.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Make it a bureau. You can call it BARF. Anyways,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: I just forgot what I was gonna say. So ARF
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: and BARF retired person's old people. Oh yeah, since it's
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: geared towards retired people, this contest is for you know,
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: rolling Stones tickets. Are they not ever offering you know,
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: tickets for younger acts? Like a Bieber or a Taylor
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Swift concert because they you can join at any age.
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: Apparently, yeah, I don't know if I don't know if
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: AARP has the reach to get Swift tickets and Bieber
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: no longer performs because he only performs for the lowered.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize he was on Jesus Hiatus.
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: He is on Jesus hiatis very much so. As a
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: matter of fact, Stephen Baldwin, or as they call him, Alec,
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: Baldwin's brother, sent out a message saying pray for their marriage, so.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: I thought, uh, you should have framed it better, though,
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: you know, like you know, Jesus has me on a
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: non compete.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Jesus was jealous of Bieber's YouTube views. The downside of
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: being Jesus is no one was recording when you know
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: he turned the water into wine, and the bread and
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: the fish.
• 41:29
  Speaker 8: I mean apparently they wrote it down, so I guess
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: that was the version.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Of the Bible is the original YouTube?
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: If you think that's pretty brilliant.
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: If you think about it, you're gonna have a lot
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: of Bible kids like the original YouTube.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: That's gonna be a shirt that they wear.
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: You need you need to copyright that right now, because
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you you're gonna be walking around Saint John
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: that your Dando farm, and you want to see just
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: a bunch of Bible.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: The Egyptians are gonna be going what.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: I feel like they we're literally drawing on walls. We
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: feel like this is more the actual start of YouTube,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Like the Bible would actually be more like the birth,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: but like, yeah, the Egyptians would probably be saying, no,
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I think the Bible is is more of like the
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: beginning of podcasting.
• 42:23
  Speaker 18: Thanks.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: The Egyptians be going, hey, we invented in emojis. Horse
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: said sunshine, one eye means your dad.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: This is interesting. So we're finding throughout history the origins
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: of all these platforms. I wonder what, So, who do
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: we have to blame for yelp?
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Buddhists don't.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's Buddhists. I feel like they're they're
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: they're the easy going bunch. I don't think they're the
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: ones that are, you know, bitching about you know, cheese
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: sticks that were too small.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Haven't been the standard poor?
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Then they have not the big big cheese sticks at
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: the standard poor. Uh, speaking of complaining about things A
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: forty two year old man. This, by the way, is
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: one of the one of them. This may be one
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: of my favorite stories of the year so far. All right,
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: are you ready? Here we go? Speaking of complaining, A
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: forty two year old man was arrested twice in the
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: same day. Okay, once for being drunken disorderly at a restaurant.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Then he went back to jail to complain about the
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: arrest earlier in the day.
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, strong, like I move.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: The Yeah, you don't even hesitate with that, do you.
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: I mean, you know, like, what does he look like
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: in your head?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's white with a mullets.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Well what's the point of having the white privilege if
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: you can't take it out once in a while?
• 44:09
  Speaker 8: Oh well, driving it around the block, keep going, and
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: take it on a cruise.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: I just find it amazing that that this guy has
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: the audacity to go to the police station to complain
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: about the arrest in the first place, and then he
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: gets arrested again because he was drunk when he went
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: there to do it.
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: And I'm sure Trey has seen this before I went.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I had my nightclubs in deep home.
• 44:37
  Speaker 8: I saw, like, you know, people getting publican talks and
• 44:41
  Speaker 8: it's you know, young girls getting a public in tax
• 44:43
  Speaker 8: and the cops like I'm gonna let it go. I'm
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: gonna let you go, like put him in handcuffs, I
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: don't do it again, call a friend, whatever, and then
• 44:48
  Speaker 8: take the cuffs off, and then they start yelling at
• 44:51
  Speaker 8: the cops, you know, like just take the just take
• 44:54
  Speaker 8: the wa the dumbs and then they'd be like, all right,
• 44:58
  Speaker 8: I told you once and then they just crying and
• 45:01
  Speaker 8: then that's it.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: That's a wrap.
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: So this guy doesn't strike this story doesn't strike me
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: as strange. I'm just like, oh, he's just a grown
• 45:08
  Speaker 8: up that did it.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: He's a forty two year old grown man that decided
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: to do this. Yeah, yeah, that's uh, it's balls.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Well, that's amazing. I mean, you're forty two years old,
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: you get arrested earlier in the day, you don't like
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: how it went down, so you go back to jail
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: to complain about the arrest from earlier in the day.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Is it because he couldn't find a Yelp for prison
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: to write a review or there's no Airbnb reviews for jail? Yeah, like,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: are you leaving a review on Airbnb at the jail,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: saying it's spotty Wi Fi, there's no emergency exits, and
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: the mattress is too soft, and my cellmate is too hard.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, people will really find anything to complain about it,
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: and they throw him in They throw him in jail
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: for the second time. The selmate stands up and says,
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I'll be your uncle Berry.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Thanks for hanging out with us in the treehouse today.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: We appreciate it. We will see you back in here
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: on Friday. Ah see you later.