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WAR of the ROSES: Denise & Charlie · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, dummy, if you get free roses, it's a trap.
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  Speaker 1: War of the Roses starts right now on John Jay
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  Speaker 1: and Rich. All right, it's time for War of the Roses.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Denise.
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  Speaker 2: Hi there.
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  Speaker 1: Who do you think's cheating on you?
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 4: Um, I don't know. I guess I think that my
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  Speaker 4: dog just exposed my husband. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So you think your husband's cheating on you?
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  Speaker 5: Yep. Yep.
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  Speaker 3: I'm literally, I'm literally on my way home from the
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  Speaker 3: emergency vet because our puppy just ate something and like
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  Speaker 3: they had to make him throw it up.
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  Speaker 4: And it was literally a song.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: And it's definitely not mine.
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  Speaker 2: Ew.
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  Speaker 4: I'm, like, really tiny, and this underwear was, like, huge. Like,
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  Speaker 4: super large, and there was, like... There's literally, like, no
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  Speaker 4: universe where he can convince me that it belongs to me.
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  Speaker 4: And my husband was... He was home alone with the
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  Speaker 4: dog yesterday while I was at work, so now I'm just, like,
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  Speaker 4: here thinking.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, like, whose big ass was in my house, and
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  Speaker 4: why did my dog have to be the one to
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  Speaker 4: tell me? Like, we've been married for 10 years, and
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: And no house guests have been over and stayed over
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  Speaker 2: or anything like that?
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  Speaker 4: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: Weird.
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  Speaker 2: That's going to be hard to explain.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like, well, sounds like there was a house guest.
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to think of, like, is there any other
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  Speaker 6: possible explanation, like, Do you have weird neighbors that like
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  Speaker 6: to throw their thongs in.
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  Speaker 1: Your yard and maybe your puppy went out back? Or
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  Speaker 1: maybe your husband's a cross-dresser and it's his underwear.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't even be surprised if he did something shady.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, he's just, yeah, he's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, let me give you the positive of this.
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  Speaker 7: Because as someone who has a dog rescue, our Love
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  Speaker 7: Pup Foundation, most of these situations end up with massive
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  Speaker 7: surgery on the dog to get the item out. And
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  Speaker 7: so you just got it lucky that the dog got
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  Speaker 7: to cough up these massive pair of.
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  Speaker 1: Underwear out of the puppy's throat. Because normally it's a
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  Speaker 1: $ 10, 000 surgery. We had some neighbors had to deal with that.
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  Speaker 1: We had to help. It was so expensive to operate,
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  Speaker 1: to take out a sock.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: That happened to my in-laws, too. To take out a thong. Like,
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  Speaker 1: my God. And not only that, it's a big thong. Thong, thong, thong, thong.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: This is just crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So what is your husband's name?
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  Speaker 5: Charlie.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: So you want us to call Charlie and we're going
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  Speaker 7: to find out who he sends romantic flowers to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And you have zero clue. It's not a friend of yours.
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  Speaker 7: You've seen nothing else. We're just going to call the
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  Speaker 7: dude up, and hopefully he says, send him to Denise.
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  Speaker 4: No one has been to our house for like eight years.
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  Speaker 1: That's so weird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is why I'm banking on the weird neighbor
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  Speaker 2: throwing thongs into the background.
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  Speaker 1: Let's hope so. Because I can only imagine the emotional
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  Speaker 1: rollercoaster you're going through with your pup and then this.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Denise, hold on a line.
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  Speaker 7: We will get Charlie on the phone and see who
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  Speaker 7: he's going to send romantic flowers to.
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  Speaker 1: War of the Roses continues next with John Dane Rich.
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  Speaker 5: Yay!
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're in the middle of War of the Roses.
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  Speaker 7: You got Denise, who currently is driving home from the
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  Speaker 7: vet because they had to have her dog vomit up something,
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  Speaker 7: and it was a pair of underwear.
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  Speaker 1: It was thong underwear, not Denise's. It was very large
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  Speaker 1: thong underwear, right, Denise?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was huge.
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  Speaker 1: Which, I mean, obviously that bothers you.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's just not mine.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Which would bother anyone.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really glad you called us because we have to
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  Speaker 2: get to the bottom of this.
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  Speaker 1: You ready, Kyle?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 7: All right, we're calling her husband, Charlie. We're going to
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  Speaker 7: find out who he's going to send a flower to.
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hi there. Is Charlie available? Yes, speaking.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, perfect.
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: So, my name is Sadie. You're like, who are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from a new company.
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  Speaker 6: We're called J & R Flowers. This is actually a
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  Speaker 6: really cool thing for.
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  Speaker 2: You, Charlie.
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  Speaker 6: You have been chosen to be a micro-influencer for us.
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  Speaker 6: And if you're wondering what that means, I will tell you.
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  Speaker 6: That means you get to send our beautiful bouquet of
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  Speaker 6: roses that is super romantic. It's our Pure Passion bouquet.
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  Speaker 6: And you get to send it totally free. And we're
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  Speaker 6: kind of just hoping that you post about us on
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  Speaker 6: whichever social media platform you use the most. So, We
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  Speaker 6: get a little bit of marketing out of it, and
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  Speaker 6: you get to surprise someone special.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't sign up for anything.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 6: That's why it's actually really cool, because if you signed up,
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  Speaker 6: then you'd have to do paperwork and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 6: But we don't really need any paperwork. I don't need
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  Speaker 6: any credit card information or anything like that. We really
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  Speaker 6: are just kind of hoping you help spread the word.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm in a little bit of a rush. Perfect.
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  Speaker 6: We can get this done really quickly. It is a
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  Speaker 6: dozen long stem red roses. We're going to send them
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  Speaker 6: out with a card. You let me know the message
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  Speaker 6: you want on the card, and then we'll talk name
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  Speaker 6: and address. I'll give you a time they're sent out,
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  Speaker 6: and we can be done.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so you don't need any of my information? You
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  Speaker 5: don't need my credit card or anything?
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  Speaker 6: No, and I'm actually ready for that message. If you
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  Speaker 6: want to get moving, we can speed it up.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, and I don't have to give my address? It's
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  Speaker 5: just Free Flowers Anonymous?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no address.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay. Sure. Could you make it up to Maya, please?
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  Speaker 6: What would you like to say in that message?
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  Speaker 5: Just put, can't stop thinking about you.
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  Speaker 6: Can't stop thinking about you to Maya.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Charlie, who the hell is Maya?
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  Speaker 3: Denise?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Denise, is that you?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: I called John Jay and Rich. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm literally sitting here listening to my husband send
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  Speaker 3: flowers to another woman.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 4: At the emergency vet because our dog ate her thong.
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  Speaker 5: What are you talking about? Okay, I'm sorry, Denise. What is, I, I,
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  Speaker 5: what thong are you talking about? Oh, you're confused? Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they made our dog throw it up, Charlie. A
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  Speaker 4: giant black thong came out of our dog. And unless
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  Speaker 4: I magically grew an ass overnight, it is definitely not mine.
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea, Denise, what you're talking about. And
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  Speaker 5: it sounds like, I don't know. It sounds like the
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  Speaker 5: dog got into something, but I don't think. Please.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you just go ahead and explain Maya?
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  Speaker 5: Maya is a friend from work, and, you know, I've
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  Speaker 5: told you about Maya, right? Like, we get along, she's
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  Speaker 5: been going through a lot of tough stuff, and this
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  Speaker 5: week was particularly rough. Like, I literally was just talking
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  Speaker 5: to Maya, and she's, like, crying to me, okay? And
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  Speaker 5: she's having an extra rough week, and I was like, hey,
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  Speaker 5: let me be a good co-worker. And she could use
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  Speaker 5: this more than anyone else, right?
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  Speaker 3: Right, so she's having a really rough week, and so
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  Speaker 3: you just told them to write, can't stop thinking about you, right?
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  Speaker 3: And so that makes sense to you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That a co-worker would write that on a safety card?
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, it's like a joke because she's always, you know,
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  Speaker 5: she's like, I'm like, hey, I got to get back
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  Speaker 5: to work.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: Why was another woman's underwear in my house?
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  Speaker 5: You're making it sound way worse than it is. That's not,
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  Speaker 5: I think you're jumping to conclusions and like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe she left them and it wasn't like it was
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  Speaker 5: a completely.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe she left them.
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  Speaker 2: So you had Maya at the house?
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  Speaker 5: That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what I meant.
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  Speaker 4: No, you're so dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, have we told you you're on the radio yet,
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  Speaker 2: by the way?
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  Speaker 1: She did. Oh, OK.
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  Speaker 4: OK, so this bitch has been in our house.
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  Speaker 1: I said maybe.
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  Speaker 5: That's not what I meant. I meant maybe there's, you know,
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  Speaker 5: someone left in our house. I don't know. For all
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  Speaker 5: we know, we moved in, what, a few years ago?
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  Speaker 5: There's still some stuff lying around.
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  Speaker 6: Charlie, I think it's time to come clean.
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  Speaker 2: You got caught red-handed.
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  Speaker 6: Like, you're just, you're really reaching here.
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  Speaker 4: So how long have you been sleeping with this bitch?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not doing this with you. Listen. Denise, I am not.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Are you.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to do this on the radio, Denise.
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  Speaker 5: You can set your side like an adult.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God, Charlie. It is on the radio.
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  Speaker 5: And now I'm, like, fumbling in public. If you actually
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  Speaker 5: talk to me like an adult, okay? You know, because
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  Speaker 5: we can't have conflict, apparently. You avoid every freaking, you know,
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  Speaker 5: conflict that we have.
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? you're talking about avoiding you're literally
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  Speaker 3: caught denying i can't i can't do it i can't
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  Speaker 3: do it.
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  Speaker 5: I will talk to you about this not on the
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  Speaker 5: radio okay how about that why would you humiliate me please.
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  Speaker 4: Get the fuck off dude i don't know why you're
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  Speaker 4: doing this to us this is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: All right. She's not doing anything.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I guess we figured it out, so.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Denise.
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  Speaker 1: I'll talk to you later. I didn't get thrown over
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  Speaker 1: the fence. All right, so Denise, but the dog's okay?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right, the dog's Charlie. You didn't even check the dog.
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  Speaker 4: I'm taking my dog. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, take the dog. Okay. He's no good. All right,
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  Speaker 1: hold on a line. We see if we can... Well,
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  Speaker 1: she seems to be a very strong woman.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a good woman.
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  Speaker 1: That's War of the Roses. That is War of the Roses.
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  Speaker 1: War of the Roses with John Jay and Rich on
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