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Occupy My Area (51): Navy Confirms UFOs & Temple of Doom · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things
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nerdy so my holiday has officially
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ended and I am now back to no drinking
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oh okay holiday really is over so you I mean I know what while you were overseas
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you were allowing yourself a few did you just continue that when you got back
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well I got picked up some Judy free gin on the way back the holiday is not
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officially over until you've polished off all your dutyfree alcohol and I no
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no I was still had time off from work so I went I'm on holidays still so I drank
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one bottle of gin okay today over how long well this is where I think you
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might be proud of me that brother of Jin was over a week okay
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yep for you I think that is a long time to leave a bottle of gin I mean I've got
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a bottle of gin I've had in the closet for quite a while
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now Matt Matt this is not about you this is not about you buddy if I buy alcohol
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to drink it not to display
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I do open either yeah so but the
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really still I still have three bottles sitting there well you're still on
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holidays then well I'm not still on holidays though so noway have to sit
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there until I have time off again ah well you're living like I like that
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attitude yeah I don't you'll be fine but I have to do it you'll be fine you got
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video games play them cuz i' I've got a really nice bottle of multiple nasm gin
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I need to try oh yeah sorry does uh does
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um tea public do gin now does
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it we've we got a bottle of uh uh what's that whiskey that Jenna got there was
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one that uh there was a batch of that was supposed to be notified about at
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some point I wonder what happened with that huh going to have our name on it oh
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oh okay to chase that up I when we when I was in Edinburgh I went to Ed Jin and
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I distilled my own flavor of Jin and I called it multiple nasm [Music]
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soor yeah his own um it was uh Lime Leaf
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oh a little bit of sage okay I mean I can't really imagine what Sage tastes
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like I know I've had it but imagine I can imagine them presenting Luke with
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these kind of elements and Luke going oh The Lime
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Leaf Sage yeah I'm assum and then here's
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what was on the table I I put in was Black Mountain pepper okay I think that
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was the third one that's a very luk Alison ingredient
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mhm and so yeah and that's what I have and I've tried a little bit of it when
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I'm there but now I've just got an unopened bottle sitting there how was it
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pepper oh I really enjoyed it okay the one I the little bit I tried sure and
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the thing is like if you live over in England or Europe you can actually just
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contact them and they'll send you another bottle like you pay for it and
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I'll make it for you again and send it to you but they don't ship to Australia
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but Luke I'll just point out [ __ ] England's got about two weeks of still
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being Europe so you know yeah thanks for that
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England passport I guess well done yeah useless I'm kidding of course I do still
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like England so I I'll continue to go there I just I like England I'll go back
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I think you can go to England very easily Matt yeah other plac you might
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not be able to go that's what I'm saying and and also it's ridiculous that I'm
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getting annoyed H I can't just go and live in Germany if I want to like as if
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I was going to do that it just annoys me that I now look I I wanted to bring
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something up and and if I could get serious just for a sec we make a lot of
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jokes on this podcast about Matt's family being Nazis but jokes question
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marks in quotes but Matt you you sent me
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a picture of a uh yeah of a you know her
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ham right who had uh defied the Nazis
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and was killed for refusing to uh to
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join the Nazi Reich and um so I think yeah I don't think I can make jokes
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anymore he was he was arrested and questioned in relation to the attempted
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assassination of Hitler if you recall and then died in Gusto custody so whilst
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trying to fall down his to to [ __ ] stab Hitler yeah kind almost literally
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the opposite of a Nazi I guess in that yeah yep okay so all right I'll let that
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joke die then it was a good joke while it lasted but uh I've certainly been put in my
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place and um what's his name Edward uh yes Edward let that joke die
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as Edward ham died Ino custody after
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being thrown out you're our geek of the
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week [Music]
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we I'll allow it thank
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you suicide missions don't count as suicides no I'm not sure he was even
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involved he just knew the guy so and was known as a and didn't and didn't tell
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anyone try and stop it right they were just like you know anything about this
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he's like no and they're like nine you know nine things about it we'll
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[ __ ] get in jail out the window with you that's not what happened is it they
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threw him out a window that's that's what it said yeah
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Jesus all right wow there was cuz not just like that is is either going to be
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the most terrifying couple of seconds leading
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is this funny is this the
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podcast it's dark we started dark probably my fault um let me lighten the
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mood uh go to bunnies sure go to bunnies
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go to bunnies I I so they played oh God
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they played I forget who they played I even watched the game or they played
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manly I was going to ask if watch now I'm not so sure did no it's really hard
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because like I knew it's a team that we hate but South sort of hates a lot of
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teams so it's sort of hard to keep track cuz they're barely in the [ __ ]
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league but oh my God my heart cannot take watching a South Sydney game
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anymore he'll die of shock yeah if we're losing every time that camera cuts to
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Russell crow in the audience you know no but when s are losing it's fine
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yep we lose we're good at that there's always next year but when we're in the
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lead is when I start to worry to a Le don't know what to
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do we've got one more game we need to win and then we'll be in the Grand Final
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wow this is we're talking about the rugby league for people League aren't in
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Australia or in Australia and still don't care the National Rugby League of
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Australia because the the Rugby League World Cup also started this week so
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don't think we're talking about that we're not right well that's that's the
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Rugby Union World Cup no the Rugby League World Cup is also Oh no you're
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quite right you're quite right okay about the the sport of the working Club
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class in in Australia mhm yes NRL so I'm trying to decide if I go to
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the game or not I don't think I should cuz it's actually been in CA cuz they're
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playing camra oh wait why don't you oh because you know sister and her husband
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are coming down for the weekend and I think it might be a little rude for me
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to go guys I'm just going to leave dinner a little bit early and duck out
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that to the football for a couple hours hang Hannah s's husband is not a
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football fan oh he is okay then I'm pretty sure he's not going to judge you
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but they've organized dinner and stuff okay okay plus I mean you can't watch a
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football game sober can you no no well I I have to now well that's what I mean so
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it's either that or you don't go you don't have to watch the football Luke I
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love watching the football that's all right it was just a dud joke never
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mind I knew there was a joke in there somewhere but I I missed it sorry sorry
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mat I'm getting I'm just getting word from the floor and yes I can confirm
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that joke did die yes
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yeah of shock yeah um Can can I segue
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into uh something in the spreadsheet um that I that I really want to talk about
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somebody's deleted the article so I'll just have to go off memory here um but
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uh Tom dong speaking of things that are a joke um we've discussed on this
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podcast many times before that Tom dong former frontman or co- frontman at least
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of blink 1882 left the music industry behind to start up a business called the
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to the Stars Academy of Arts and
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Sciences and uh which is a uh so odd
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businesses just rolls off the tongue um where he has recruited some scientists
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and ex-military people to educate the world on what is really happening with
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UFOs um now 2 years ago they put up on their
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website three videos that they claimed were leaked from the American Military
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um videos of Naval Pilots encountering a
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UFO and freaking out and you know because he's you know existing On The
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Fringe no one really paid it too much attention until this week when the Navy
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came out and went yeah it's real all right and Tom Delong should not be
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posting that [ __ ] online so where where did the Navy
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confirm that cuz I've I I did hear about this do you know I heard about this cuz
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[ __ ] Dan Acro was on um Joe Rogan and
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he is he's [ __ ] all in on that [ __ ] sure to a silly degree and of course Joe
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Rogan does not tolerate fools no but but
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sometimes he does and I yeah maybe maybe he doesn't tolerate Dan Arro I can tell
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you that I've never heard him be so [ __ ] aggressively Tom long
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either that's I've never I've never heard him be as like aggressively like
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confrontational about Dan is a bit of a Maniac well that's he just believes
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everything from the from the sound of it and then Joe's like I don't know that
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might be true and Dan
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going like Jesus jeez crystal skulls oh
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no true Everything sasquat She Believes In Bigfoot anyway of course hey I believe
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Bigfoot so the UFOs are real well well
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no the videos are real yes yeah yeah and and UFO just means they don't know what
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it is and in fact they don't call it a UFO and if if somebody hadn't deleted
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the article out of the spreadsheet i' be able to refer to this rather quickly
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someone who didn't want to talk about it or don't look at me holy [ __ ] guys the
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government deleted this I found this
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article I mean if this helps it's an article let's
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see Vanity Fair what yeah sure this is the same article
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I mean that's fine um very
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good sign up to something shut up um they call them
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uaps yes unidentified aerial phenomen AES an
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explained aerial phenomena oh sorry unexplained explained so until somebody
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explains it to you and then you cannot so it's still a UFO cuz a UFO yes
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they can't identified flying objects so but people when they think of UFO they
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don't they think of alien spaceship now whereas that's not what it even means
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that's probably why they that's probably they don't call them that because it's
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got ACH of bagage yeah yeah but here's the thing right if you're the US Navy
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and I don't want to tell you how to do your job right mhm this came out two
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years ago two [ __ ] years Tom delong's had this up on his website and no one's
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believed it for a second don't encourage him by coming out now and saying yeah
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you know what it is real it is real yeah like yeah like if you just continue
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saying nothing and yeah You' they've made it news Again by discussing it no
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and then also going they weren't cleared to be released either no well in fact
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they were they were Declassified but they weren't cleared for for public
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release so apparently what happened was that one of the ex-military guys that
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works for to the Stars Academy of Arts and scien is it an academy can you learn
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there I don't know or is that just a funny name okay um apparently he just uh he just
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contacted the department and said uh can I get those Declassified uh videos and
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they were like and they were sure yeah they de classifi email them to you now
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here you go like there was no nefarious means for getting them yeah
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right so UF this is also be weird also happening around the same time of the
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area 51 who well I mean there's some Area 51 news this week too isn't it yeah that's
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a good point I mean that is odd but you think that the Navy needs some uh
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publicity people know about the Navy right I've I've heard of it I think my
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dad did something with it for a while I know that people think I've been in it
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because I have a [ __ ] tattoo of an anchor on my arm I like
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I've not been in the ne I just like popy the Sailor Man we've talked about this
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already there was a occupy Area 51 mhm
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was a thing sorry Matt storm Area 51 storm Area 51 storm it wasn't occupy
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can't kill all of us their
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tagline so how many people were killed okay well let's let's back up for a
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second here how many people signed up to stor Area 51 do you remember was a couple of
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million people you know how many people turned
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up 100 more than that 2,000 but that's still like 1% right I don't know how
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maths work that's still a lot I mean this article says a handful I I can't
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fit 2,000 people in my hand well not well I
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mean man you guys watch Silicon Valley
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no the last episode of the first series where he's like I could Jer off everyone
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in this room and I can prove it yep so
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good so good um they turned up but they
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didn't storm Area 51 they basically they just had a bit of a party yeah they had
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a massive party which guys I got to say we [ __ ] missed out this is the kind
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of party I mean we have been Matt you and I to Rachel Nevada right we have
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been to the little alien and had the worst Pine on the face of this planet
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yeah any Planet yeah I mean but what we
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didn't do is turn up with 2,000 other
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[ __ ] alien Fanatics most of them in costume drunk and just having a good
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time out in the desert so there were no major incidents that's
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no I'm just so happy that people didn't actually try to storm the place cuz a
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driver hit a cow I think we can uh I think we can now admit that no one was
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ever ever going to storm the place of course I don't know there are some
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stupid people out there and I think if there hadn't been say 10,000 people
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shown up I think it might have been a different article you read you they
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would been like you know what we came here to just part the desert but there
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are enough of us that they they literally can't kill all of
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us but there's there's nothing in there no there's no there's no aliens in there
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guys not only that americ [ __ ] Air Force has never confirmed there's even a
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[ __ ] Air Base there but there is we know know there an
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AE there's a long Runway there's photos of it yeah that's where they tested the
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stealth uh bomber and that's what everyone the stealth bomber is what
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people thought was a UFO like [ __ ] simple as that mhm that's why everyone
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thinks there's aliens in Area 51 cuz there was a weird thing flying around it
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was the stealth bom we know this y so I don't know I don't know Matt I've uh
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yeah fair enough in the early days of the internet I I saw something uh that
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was labeled alien autopsy right don't don't pretend don't pretend you didn't
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watch that too okay and a little blur underneath the thing that I spent three
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days downloading said that it was recovered from Area 51 so you know I
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wonder if we can get uh Dan akroy on
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this show to talk about God UFO I
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happily let Dan rant on this show about whatever he wants he will he will want
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to talk about his Crystal Skull Vodka fine yeah you brought some of that vodka
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hav you yeah okay well it sounds like this is a perfect
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match what else has he got for sale I'll buy something I've got some in the
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cupboard right now along with that j i I love I love that he was like 100% behind
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that um 2016 Ghostbusters remake and then as soon as as soon as the world
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turned on it and said actually we've seen it and it's not very good he was
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like yeah I told that guy not to make a [ __ ] movie and he did anyway and now
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he's not welcome on the Sony
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lot look speaking of Dan Acro uh I
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rewatched a movie uh recently because Jenna and I had a
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conversation while we were uh overseas about which is the best Indiana Jones
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film and if you're wondering why those two things go together I don't wonder
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why I I could tell you right now why yeah I didn't realize this but Dan arroy
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appears in Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom he certainly does he does he
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does in the very very first act but aren't you wood Willie Scott the famous
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yeah he's in there I'm Weber is his name and you know that Steven Spielberg
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appears in one scene in The Blues Brothers I did not know that there you
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go is his name r Weber as well you know what that I don't know but that
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would be great so they're just they're buddies then I guess so yeah I guess so
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well they both [ __ ] love aliens don't they I don't know why I said aliens so
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strangely um please don't remix me I have very fun memories of the
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Temple of Doom cuz it's the first one I saw but I haven't watched it in a very
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long time clearly until it's been over a decade since I've seen them because I
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I'm sure I've seen Raiders and Last Crusade more recently definitely but for
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some reason just not Temple of Doom and so we're were having a conversation
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about which one's the best and I said I can't really pick one um because I
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remember Temple of Doom being very good and then she was like is it and I was
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like okay so I rewatched it mhm and [ __ ] hell no it's not is it it's a
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bit of a mess it's a bit of a mess isn't it [ __ ] me the first 20 minutes of it
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mhm a bit [ __ ] mhm yeah yeah yeah so yeah that's definitely third on my
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ranking of the movies there's there's whole characters in it that are a bit [ __ ] lead
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characters she's awful she's [ __ ] terrible yeah she's so awful but not
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only that okay so there's the the start of the film I'm
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sure everybody's probably seen it but you know he's in Shanghai right and he's
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got the the little he's at the obiwan yeah with the remains of uh n some some
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narachi yeah the the an emperor Chinese emperor yeah uh and then you know there's a bit of
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stuff goes on he gets poisoned right and then there's an antidote to the poison
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and Willie the girl grabs it puts it in her dress right that's the only reason
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he takes her with him out the window right they leap out the window and then
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conveniently Landing Short Round car there's a lot of this stuff reminds me
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of Crystal Skull to be honest now she's in the car now she's in the she's in the
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car yeah she's driving driving along with Short Round no not only that right
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so they get to the airport right there's a big car chase not big car chase
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there's a car chase through Shanghai they get to the airport right Dan they
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run over a rickshaw driver that's right murder a RW driver
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yeah they get there right Dan akroy says hi I've spoken to your assistant and
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I've secured three spots on a plane what [ __ ] assistant and Y three y three
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yeah he was he planning on kidnapping Willie hang on back this up I'll tell
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you who his assistant was his assistant was the guy dressed up like a
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waiter G on L J yeah who died oh yes so that would have been three not before
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making a booking ah all right all right you you [ __ ]
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got me there and then he didn't know who the third booking was so he said Heavens
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aren't you Willie
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Scott yeah all right fair enough mhm mhm a perfect CU that explains the other bit
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that I was going to say so they managed to set that up in the time that they
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were having the C Chase but then not only that La double cross them cuz it's his
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plane so I was trying to figure out how the [ __ ] did they organize the plane on
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the way from the the club but also La double cross them in that time while he
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was chasing them but now you've explained he called ahead mobile phones
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really could have fixed a lot of their problems couldn't they when I was a you
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explained it now you've explained it now that makes sense sorry I didn't mean to
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sales no that's good because now I like the movie again look so that was the
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second movie wasn't it but it was a prequel yes correct yeah yeah it was set
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in 1936 and the second one was said in 1940 I
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believe yeah um I have some problems with the Temple of Doom I think it's
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tonally inconsistent I mean you've got absolutely the plot is about [ __ ]
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[ __ ] death cult that killed all the children or kidnapped all the children
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in a village but then you've got [ __ ] Short Round And Willie Scott making w
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cracks every other scene like as a kid I clearly did not pick up
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on this because I I like watching it now that there's a bit where he goes down to
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get the stones the the shra stones yeah and he grabs them turns around to leave
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here's a kid scream right down the hallway looks up at and I my kid brain
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did not process this right but there are flade children up on the [ __ ] wall I
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don't remember skins of children looking I do not remember that oh my God which
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is why he decides not to just leave with the stone yeah he looks up and he goes I
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got to do something but like as a kid I was just like no no no Matt I put it to
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you that when you were a kid you saw this on VHS in for free pan and scan and
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those were probably not in the frame yeah could be yeah yeah but [ __ ] fck
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W that's it's disturbing movie it's a very disturbing movie they feed him the
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blood of the khar from a [ __ ] severed head yep yep also as a kid I didn't
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didn't I just I guess I didn't process that as a kid he [ __ ] punches Short
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Round in the face that's right he beats a child because Short Round comes up to
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him and says Indie it's me you know we're we're old friends and he punches
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that little boy in the [ __ ]
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face yeah yeah back cuz that's how Indiana Jones [ __ ] hits
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stupid yeah so they so they escaped the plane in a inflatable raft which is
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[ __ ] stupid as a kid I thought that was cool I'm sure yeah yeah and then the
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raft goes off a cliff which was very Kingdom of the Crystal Skull I got to
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say like it goes off a waterfall and they're like and I was like oh God and then
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lands and they're floating down the river and then Willie says where are we
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and Indie sees a brown person and goes India India yeah yeah I would have loved it if
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that brown person had been like uh excuse me we're in Sri Lanka right now
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[ __ ] you you're still in China mate
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yeah you're side of China I just my this
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is my River that's very true I'd never thought of that before I'll I'll say this though
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I'm just putting this out there the best cinematography in all three films are in
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Temple of Doom just absolute stunning cinematography best special effects matap
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paintings um the thuggy Temple all of that stuff
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is is amazing the action scenes are Second To None like if you thought the
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action in Raiders was I mean Raiders is a perfect film and it's my favorite film
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of all time but the action in um Temple of Doom like elevates but I will say
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when I mine cart Chase is phenomenal it's [ __ ] fantastic and then the
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bridge sequence like it's so good it's so good yeah I think you need to allow
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yourself to like this movie no no I do I do I just just the beginning of it not
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as good as you remember the start of it the start of it
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I was like oh no oh no and then it was all right after that once they get into
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the the thuggy Temple it's all right yeah look looking back I actually think
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that the Last Crusade which I always thought growing up was my favorite
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because it was the funniest it's probably the weakest for me just because
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it's a soft reot it's a soft reboot of Raiders of the Lost Arc it's
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structurally identical no no it's excellent don't get me wrong it's it's
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it's only the the third worst out of you know three of the greatest films ever
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made sure but uh and then that other one honestly I don't even I I just it
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doesn't even come to mind when I think about Indiana it honestly
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doesn't and let's just see what happens with the next one oh God speaking of
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sequels or remakes or whatever these [ __ ] are
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um [ __ ] Sony pictures or whoever the [ __ ] owns the rights to The Princess
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Bride have announced they're going to do a reboot that's it's crazy talk you
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cannot do that well you know who thinks it's crazy Carrie Elis who put on
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Twitter this week a beautiful sentiment if you've seen the film you'll know the
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reference he said there is a shortage of perfect films in this world
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it would be a Pity to waste this one don't
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don't there are there are some movies that that should never be rebooted or
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something like that that is one of them yeah it's been a 100 years since Citizen
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Kane and no one's had the bollocks to try to do better than that just make new
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movies oh it's too big a risk [ __ ] well there there's I know a
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movie I'd love to see a remake of and that would be the last star knew you
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going to say that and I'm fully on board no I I wouldn't mind seeing that as
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fresh take we should remake that or at least explorers remember that movie
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which I always thought as a kid was like the slightly less good last star
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fighter is it's a good River there some [ __ ] you you it in fact for all I know
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it was the entire cast of St by me and I just don't remember I might be wrong but
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I believe uh not Seth Green the other Seth Seth
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mcfallen no the other one Seth
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Meyers other one Seth Rogan Seth Rogan I
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believe he's actually trying to is tried for while to get a um a remake going to
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be it's going to be a stoner comedy it's going to be a stoner [ __ ]
29:49
video he just wants it to get remade he doesn't want to be in it but I think
29:53
that the guy who owns the rights is not know happening slack which we should
29:59
Danny McBride did the new Halloween and that [ __ ] blows my mind so maybe
30:03
maybe Seth Rogan should have a go no it's so true Danny McBride [ __ ] wrote
30:08
the Halloween reboot unbelievable to me but yeah well I mean he was in a he's in
30:15
Alien yeah I know no he was all right in Alien cing the I mean he wasn't the
30:19
worst thing about the film certainly not certainly not you know what's funny
30:23
though you know how when when when that food came out we we criticized a lot of
30:27
it there's a lot to criticize but one of the things we criticized was the fact
30:31
that everyone on the [ __ ] ship was a married couple right sure but I was
30:36
reading something yeah I was reading something from SpaceX recently where
30:40
they were actually saying that when they finally do send people like to colonize
30:44
Mars they will basically only employ couples because babies need to be born
30:50
on Mars but they weren't colonizing a planet they were they're space truckers
30:55
yeah but but just you long haul tricks you're better off to be instead of have
30:59
like everyone's single and and it'll just be a party the whole time party no
31:05
one's doing work that person will sleep with that person that person get jealous
31:10
imagine you were on a [ __ ] long haul Intergalactic [ __ ] trip and
31:13
somebody's like oh why' you sign up for this I [ __ ] didn't mate my parents
31:16
signed on for this and I was just born halfway between yeah I what like do you
31:23
yeah cuz they'd have once you sort of born and you're old enough to start
31:26
doing things you'd have to start working do you get paid for that or is it just
31:31
and who pays you spend it on all of these questions and more are
31:37
answered in the new film Ad Astra which I saw last night well if I haven't heard
31:42
of this what is it you heard of this is the is this the one with what's the name
31:47
in it no no what's at Astra Brad Pit I'm
31:51
looking alone in space Oh okay is it
31:56
good there's no easy way to answer that question man okay but if you if you if
32:03
you'll permit me I will 50% of this is
32:08
the greatest film I've ever seen and I can't recommend it to you
32:14
both more especially you Matt you know you know your dream of just being shot
32:20
out into into the void of space and just looking out into Oblivion
32:27
as you wait for right y if someone made a movie of that
32:32
and they [ __ ] cast the guy from Fight Club then this is it
32:38
right sure but unfortunately mean
32:44
meatloaf um unfortunately at the same
32:46
time they also put about half a dozen
32:52
ridiculous unbelievable and just plain stupid plot points that really do just
32:58
rip you out of this movie H so here's my
33:04
advice decide right now that you don't care about logic
33:10
Halles all right fine Ryan Johnson I will decide right now that you're not
33:16
going to care that at one point a character uses a shield to Shield
33:22
himself from a [ __ ] asteroid field while flying in the opposite direction
33:29
right to get back to his ship which is on the other side of that asteroid field
33:33
right just decide right now that that is not going to bother you and then just
33:37
watch the existential space film you've been waiting your whole life for all
33:41
right add Astra I will yeah all right I might go check it out this week it's
33:47
great but it's also dumb terrible [Laughter]
33:53
yeah but is it is it like dumb in a fun way at least
33:58
yes for sure but but you have to go the movie is
34:03
not fun and I'm doing air quotes the rest of the movie is like [ __ ] great
34:09
like yeah like a man alone in
34:14
space like with his thoughts and with [ __ ] daddy issues and just Brad fit
34:21
sitting there it is it really is no the
34:25
plot is literally it's it's the plot of
34:30
Apocalypse Now transcribed
34:34
into 2001 Space Odyssey universe that's what it is [ __ ] hell all
34:39
right but with some really really dumb
34:47
scenes these scenes sound like they hurt
34:50
you did psychological damage but but only because I'm like what are you doing
34:57
he this is perfect yeah why is this
35:02
happening read the script one more time just cross things out with a red pen if
35:07
they seem [ __ ] ridiculous well Matt you'd be able to go use your movie pass to go see it
35:13
wouldn't you oh yeah Matt you should see this with Movie
35:16
Pass I'd love to guys except Movie Pass is
35:22
died finally it did yeah also I canceled mine a while back because yeah I as we
35:28
discussed I like to be able to choose the [ __ ] movie I'm going to see not
35:31
have movie Fast decide for me so yep yes fair I do Rec when movie first came out
35:37
you were supposed to just be able to see literally whatever movie you wanted yeah
35:41
and it was amazing for maybe maybe even in 12 months maybe not that long it it
35:45
was amazing some might even say so amazing it couldn't possibly make a
35:49
profit for the people who well it wasn't my problem first I went saw a movie
35:54
every day any movie every day amazing yeah but then people started to abuse it
36:00
didn't they it they started using it as it was intended to be used no but they
36:05
did they did abuse it too Dan that's the problem like well that's what movie pass
36:09
said was that people would show up and and use it to buy two tickets or
36:12
whatever like that it's a [ __ ] the deal as it stood was amazing there's no
36:15
need to cheat people like if this could have worked and you ruined it [ __ ] you
36:19
cuz it would have been great but I actually I think you're right I don't
36:22
think it could have worked anyway yeah but uh so we talked about the Saga a
36:27
little bit they uh yeah ran out of money several times uh because basically the
36:32
way it worked was I would pay $10 a month and then every time I went to go
36:37
to the movies I would buy my ticket I would buy my ticket with my movie pass
36:42
card and then movie bu would just pay
36:44
for it so uh yeah so no matter how much it actually cost literally your
36:51
subscription went directly to movie pass and at no point did any money from you
36:56
go to a cinema correct they would just constantly buy you tickets as many as
37:02
you ask them to buy for you and around here a movie actually costs probably
37:07
around 122 or $13 which is not too bad anyway but uh but but if I go every day
37:13
that's quite a lot of money they've got to pay here's the thing so I think part
37:16
of their problem was they didn't charge enough for it I think the problem was
37:20
they don't understand it should have been like I think it should have been
37:23
like a $20 a month even the ones that do charge more are having trouble because
37:29
the people using this go all the time because that's the [ __ ] point of it
37:35
like in order for this to be like if I was only going once a month I probably
37:38
wouldn't bother with it anyway cuz yeah all these subscription
37:43
Services the way they work is they want you to buy it forget you've got it and
37:49
just keep giving them money every month while not actually using it yeah well I
37:52
mean that's what a gym does sure but like something like Netflix doesn't give
37:56
a [ __ ] if you watch it or not like they don't they don't monitor
38:00
eyeballs and that's why something like Netflix works is is that it doesn't rely
38:04
on you constantly using it mhm yeah it's there whether you're watching like
38:09
imagine Netflix worked that you paid your $10 a month subscription but then
38:13
Netflix had to license a show every time you wanted to watch something it's
38:17
better for Netflix if you don't watch it because you're not using up their bandwidth
38:22
so so sure yeah man as an a complete aside I
38:29
started watching the spy on Netflix Sasha bar and Cohen and uh yeah it's
38:32
pretty good I'm only two in really I do
38:37
not like him as an actor Nei do I man I like honestly I couldn't give a sh I
38:41
couldn't give a [ __ ] about Ali G but this this is a great show I can
38:47
understand if you don't like his you know his his what you know whatever
38:51
those whatever you call those there kind of reality comedy sort of things he did
38:55
but he's not a bad actor like and to be able a to do those characters I think you
39:01
have to be sit there and and talk to somebody as [ __ ] Borat or Al and not
39:06
just laugh I think it should be I'm not a fan I'm not a fan of that cringe humor
39:12
m not in this case but but guys look well then I think you should watch the
39:16
Spy you should both watch the Spy because it does star him he is very good
39:22
and there's no cringe humor in fact there's no humor at all it's deadly
39:26
[ __ ] serious yeah right okay well I'm very interested then yeah he was good in
39:29
swey Todd as well yes he was good in swey Todd yeah that's for sure yeah he
39:33
can act he's just doesn't do Straight stuff
39:38
often speaking of not straight I
39:41
rewatched an old movie this week go on the other
39:48
night the other night we put on Top Gun
39:56
now how was that age I have I I watched Top Gun with everyone else back in the
40:01
late 80s you know and I thought it was a great film with great music and all the
40:06
biggest stars of the time and I've not seen it since then not once I watched it
40:11
last night as a film it's absolutely fine Tony Scott is a great director
40:16
cinematography is beautiful as it always is made me sad that he was no longer
40:20
with us yeah but uh this is the gayest movie I've ever
40:26
seen this movie is so gay to the point where
40:32
it can't be an accident Tony Scott must have said to the actors before each take
40:37
make this as gay as it can possibly be I
40:43
wonder if there was just a period where that was a thing like CU we talked about
40:47
uh Rocky 3 right was it Rocky 3 that was like with was just like C weathers oh
40:53
yeah where they're training together on the beach I don't give a [ __ ] but I was just
40:57
like that was that what you were going for because [ __ ] hell he must have
41:00
been going for gay yeah like
41:05
okay yeah yeah all right I guess maybe was just the80s thing super gay it's so
41:11
gay um just as a complete aside and speaking of ' 80s movies and in the last
41:16
year or so we've had a lot of opportunity to speak about the police
41:20
academy movies and I have no I have no idea why but I've I'm liking it that it
41:24
keeps coming up right go so
42:05
[Music]
42:28
Winslow Winslow yeah yeah
42:32
and he's a bit [ __ ] I got to say I remember him being better at it than
42:38
than he is I watched like clips and I'm like oh it's not that impressive is it
42:43
no now that your average [ __ ] dude on the [ __ ] Corner can do a bit of beat
42:46
boxing is not impressive also he seems
42:50
to play absolutely no role in the films other than being able to do sound
42:55
effects with just makes noises and he's Space Balls too yep and he just makes funny
43:01
noises yeah he's the he's the radar operator he's a radar and he just but he
43:06
makes the noises instead of the machine and it's like that's his whole yeah that's his
43:12
stick but like I said they're not they're not very good in my opinion no
43:17
offense Mr Winslow at the time groundbreaking I'm sure yeah but at the
43:22
time [ __ ] Bob Bobcat golf weight was like the [ __ ]
43:28
[ __ ] about bhead gold TW I'm going to have a career last than the rest of my
43:34
life he doesn't do that voice anymore he doesn't no that was a that was a gimmick
43:40
really now he's all like ladies and gentlemen bobat goth good evening it's
43:47
time for some laughs yeah he's a I think he still does stand up but he doesn't do
43:50
that voice anymore fantastic yeah that's great all you need is two decades in
43:54
between and [ __ ] becomes cool again right you know you know what I mean
43:58
like because everyone in everyone in those Police Academy movies Steve
44:03
Gutenberg Bobcat gowe like all like did not survive the 80s but if you made a
44:08
movie with all of them in it now like we'd all go and see it actually think
44:12
Bobcat go has a podcast if anyone's interested I I haven't listened to it
44:16
but I think he has a podcast listen fact put a link in the show
44:23
notes let's see if we can do a bit of cross promotion with his podcast
44:28
yeah oh yeah why not yeah speaking of promotion head to patreon.com nerdgasm
44:34
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mistakes let me know when I've forgotten to turn off the the double speed when I
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exported the project so that's happened you too many times5 a month you can be
45:00
the quality control that's
45:05
right and uh and then for 10 bucks a month you get the Afterparty which is uh
45:09
which is when we keep talking and then it's just turned into uh us was talking
45:12
about a bunch of inappropriate [ __ ] Soh I got a few things to mention in the
45:17
Afterparty today so uh yeah I got I got I got one as well look I tell you what
45:20
if you if you're a longtime listener on this show and you wish that we still
45:24
talked about the the content from the first say 7 75 to 80 episodes um you
45:30
should subscribe to the Afterparty because that's uh that's where that [ __ ]
45:33
still happens yeah yeah I watched a movie last night I hadn't seen this
45:36
before um and uh just because we went to we went to Munich which sure uh is you
45:43
know the birthplace of uh of the Nazis and so there was a lot of the history
45:48
there is related to that and uhh and so when we got back we watched uh Band of
45:52
Brothers because a Nazi Marathon oh my god well we no we saw the Matt I got you
45:58
off the hook at the start of this episode and you're digging yourself
46:02
right back into stereotype so we went to you know you know in in Band of Brothers
46:06
in I think maybe the second last episode or whatever they encounter a
46:09
concentration camp yeah [ __ ] yeah so that we went to it's actually one of the
46:15
satellite camps from daa I believe and and we went to I'm pretty sure that one
46:19
the one that that that they're talking about cuz they're on their way to yeah you to
46:24
the the eag and I think you might be yeah yeah and we also went to the Eagles
46:29
Nest which is also in B brothers so that's why we did that uh and then just
46:33
because of that Jenna mentioned Life is Beautiful which is an Italian film from
46:38
1998 that I had not seen uh sure so we watched it and uh and
46:44
it's it's [ __ ] really good uh and interesting just because it's a comedy
46:50
that's in a concentration camp basically but don't let that fool you you'll also
46:55
bore your [ __ ] eyes out oh oh absolutely yeah
46:59
yeah I mean not and how funny were those
47:03
[ __ ] Nazis no no no no it's uh it's just really good very very very uh
47:10
touching I'm glad you liked it for me it's the most effective movie about
47:15
concentration camps because it brings such humor to it and such Humanity to it
47:21
that it just puts on a just a human not just a human face but a human heart onto
47:27
something that is often just a statistic
47:30
6 million Jews de yes right and it's him he try telling his son that it's it's
47:36
just a game and they they've got to keep getting points and stuff look have you
47:40
seen this no a dude and his kid get sent to a concentration camp and he doesn't
47:44
want his kid to know he's in one so he tells his kid he's basically at a
47:47
[ __ ] theme park where he's like got
47:51
tasks to do every day yeah get
47:55
win
48:00
really oh my God kid is dumb no it's [ __ ] amazing no no seriously # dad
48:07
goals you know and cuz because because there it's it's in Italy set in Italy
48:11
and but the but the the Nazis don't speak Italian so he he offers he gets up
48:18
at one point say who speaks German and so he gets up so the Nazis yelling out
48:22
all the the camp rules and he's just saying oh you've got to get a th000 points
48:27
and you get your tank yeah yeah and the kid's like
48:33
wow and there was this shot in the trailer uh for that movie that I
48:38
obviously every shot in the trailer is kind of out of context but it's it's him
48:43
marching um at gunpoint and he's kind of doing a March and he's he's got this
48:49
grin on his face and and in the trailer you just think like okay this is a this
48:52
is a silly little movie [ __ ] when that moment in the movie happens oh my
48:57
[ __ ] God oh my God yeah I'm glad you enjoyed it Luke put it
49:02
on your list of just movies Micky want to it's in Italian that's the only
49:06
problem you have to read uh unless there might be a dubbed version but I wouldn't
49:10
I wouldn't I I I tried to watch the dub I tried to watch dark dubbed oh yeah and
49:16
I couldn't do it we did that only because we were eating dinner at the
49:19
same time I've done the same thing I I started watching Dark dub just because I
49:23
felt I was missing out on a lot of really beautiful cinematography oh yeah
49:27
constantly just looking at the lower third of the screen um Luke it's
49:31
actually not a big T there's a lot of physical comedy in this movie as well um
49:37
even just the start of a bit slat the opening of it is him and his friend in
49:40
the car and the brakes fail and so they come flying into this Village and he's
49:45
like he's like waving at him get out of the way get out of the way and they
49:48
think he's doing this Hitler salute so they all start saluting him oh man I was
49:53
like okay I think I'm going to enjoy enjoy this movie yeah yeah well he won
49:57
the he won the Oscar for that he won the Oscar yeah I actually remember that from
50:01
when I was a kid well I guess [ __ ] kangaroo hopped up onto the stage yeah
50:06
it was a beautiful moment yeah honestly and Soph Ren was the one who presented
50:10
him with the award yeah yeah great he's banned he's
50:14
banned from live TV in Italy because
50:17
he's just a [ __ ] crazy like
50:21
unpredictable prankster oh sure I can imagine yeah like he was just so
50:26
unpredictable that they were they had to pull so many shows off the air that were
50:30
being taped live because he just started doing weird stuff oh [ __ ] that I don't
50:34
want to spoil it in case Luke does watch it and the listeners haven't seen
50:37
it uh how how old is the movie It's they take him in they they're doing the
50:43
medical check and it's the [ __ ] doctor from the restaurant and I was
50:48
like oh God broke my heart yeah good
50:52
movie anyway yeah anyway no honestly honest to God it
50:57
it is a movie that takes you from just being literally balls to the wall comedy
51:01
right like just [ __ ] slapstick comedy to being the most
51:07
heart-wrenching like drama you've ever seen to being to being just the most
51:14
beautiful like affirmation that human beings are going to be okay like it
51:20
really just does knock you around all right I I might see if I can give it a
51:24
try then but I don't know if I will speaking of being knocked around
51:28
emotionally Spider-Man is out of the MCU you're either going to go there or you
51:33
going on a Rambo I wasn't sure yeah we could talk about rainow too
51:38
but uh we didn't talk about this last week and I know it was It was kind of
51:41
news when we were away uh but Spider-Man is out of the MCU because Sony I guess
51:47
thinks they can go It Alone Now they like oh yeah we we figured out what to
51:52
do that's a very oversimplified explanation for that sure I really don't
51:58
know how they could how they think this is going to work because everyone wants
52:04
all the money no one just wants half the money
52:09
well they they Sony said they wanted
52:12
Kevin feig in charge of Spider-Man at a at a very you know close level and then
52:19
apparently they're claiming Disney said well he's very busy so he he'll be
52:23
splitting his time amongst all of the stuff and Sony said that's not good
52:27
enough and I'm like what okay they they're claiming that's what the problem
52:32
was I've heard a bit of that I've also heard got to do with the fee of
52:36
Licensing I've got I've heard the wanted more of a okay yeah disy wanted to up to
52:42
a 50% split well I've heard that basically Disney were like we will
52:48
license the Spider-Man character from you and then we will get
52:53
100% of the profits because because we have licensed the C the character from
52:59
you oh okay we're not sharing we're paying you a fee to [ __ ] walk away
53:03
and make a movie however you spin it Spider-Man
53:09
will no longer be in the MCU and I don't mind because I've sto watching these
53:13
anyway I haven't seen the new one yet I to watch the new one but I haven't I
53:18
heard it's quite good it actually wasn't that bad yeah actually I've heard it's
53:21
good from Luke but yeah no I think I'm a bit I'm a bit over the Marvel stuff now
53:27
I'm not really looking forward to any of the things that they've got coming out
53:32
they can convince me like the television show Black Widow and I know black
53:38
panther 2 Doctor Strange 2 Dr Strange 2 I'll watch for sure just yeah I know what you
53:45
meant I'm just not excited by them
53:48
no Guardians 3 I it's sort ofz yeah it's
53:53
finished the whole they're going have to work pretty hard
53:58
to to to ramp it back up again see you say that you say that but anytime I talk
54:04
a h about this and I try to say like Marvel's going to try really hard she's
54:07
like no they don't and anytime I say things like you know they've got a long
54:12
way to go before they beat Star Wars as in terms of just like [ __ ] brand
54:16
recognition and public awareness she's like no they
54:21
don't with people our AG sure oh yeah yeah but with the young people they'll
54:27
literally see any movie that comes out with the mar Marvel logo on it and and
54:32
they're like who the [ __ ] is Luke Skywalker and watch should I here yeah
54:37
yep Disney knows how to keep printing money they sure
54:41
do Sylvester Stallone does not apparent well does he he's doing all right yeah
54:47
I'm sure but apparently this film's not real good which the last wasn't real
54:52
good either but well I mean it was It was kind of that they've gotten steadily
54:59
worse as they went along yes I think we can agree we're talking about the Rambo
55:04
movies yeah yes yeah cuz that's I don't know if it's out yet but there are
55:09
reviews for it now and yeah nothing that's quite good for and the author of
55:15
the first book He's says he's been embarrassed to be a part of honestly he
55:21
could have said that at any point during the [ __ ] 80s and he didn't yeah yeah
55:26
yeah I mean the first one was good but and then the second one just went in
55:31
a completely different direction Thanks James the funny thing I I find about
55:35
this is that um the first Rambo movie is not called Rambo it's called First Blood
55:41
yes but then the second one was called
55:44
Rambo First Blood part two part two this
55:49
one is called last blood and what's the
55:53
bet that in 3 years will have last Blood Part
55:58
Two penultimate blood I don't know if we will cuz I'm
56:04
going to predict it being last blood that he's going to die oh yeah at the
56:09
end of this that would be the new one but in in Rambo 3 he got a [ __ ]
56:15
missile through the stomach and yeah that's right and in order in order to uh
56:21
to overcome this uh slight burden he pushed the missile through he continued
56:28
its trajectory out the back so that it had passed all the way through him and
56:33
then he shot a bow and arrow at the person who [ __ ] fired the missile at
56:37
him well he he he put gunpowder in the wound and then lit it on fire to quize
56:43
it yeah sorry I yeah yes I skipped over that medical fact when the movie slips
56:49
into documentary mode for a few minutes um so what I'm saying Luke is if
56:55
he dies in this one I don't buy
57:00
it well this one I don't from the things I get it's it's reminded me a bit of
57:05
taken from the trailer I saw looks like his daughter's been taken or something
57:10
and he goes and saves her interesting that's what I onlya that's what it look
57:16
like stop [ __ ] baiting me back into fighting whole armies on my own [ __ ]
57:22
Jesus it has been a long time since Vietnam
57:27
just let him [ __ ] rest let him
57:32
yeah anyway I I I will probably watch it at some point because I watched all the
57:37
others but yeah you're not going to be going to the movies for it no I got to
57:43
go see it part two I'm going to go to the movies oh I almost went to see that
57:47
last weekend just cuz I really like the first one yeah I really liked it too I
57:51
really liked it too scar sc's good I think the next movie I'm going to go for
57:57
if it's not Ad Astra it's going to be Star Wars oh yeah three more till the
58:02
end of the year I don't know how I feel I know sorry Craig I don't I don't know
58:08
how I feel about the new let's just let's just wait and
58:14
see there's no point in yeah trying to work out how we're going to feel about
58:18
it just just we have to wait for ited have you yeah and I don't know how
58:24
I feel about it Luke do you care okay I don't care either obviously
58:30
the listeners are going to care so let's just put just just spit it out Matt and
58:35
we'll just put a big sensor beep over the whole
58:39
thing all right the spoiler that I read was that mhm
58:46
just in the on another planet to buy
58:53
these oh for and he's like oh yeah I
58:57
was no oh for God's sake I don't know if
59:01
that's true it might not be true but I I like
59:06
okay [ __ ] hell no I think there's a lot of rumors going around at the moment
59:12
and I'm just I'm just going to wait and see there's no point in getting worked
59:15
up or trying essentially what you're telling me Matt is that Star Wars
59:19
Episode 9 is going to be up there with Highlander 3 maybe
59:24
look cuz I and I was like it's that's so [ __ ] that it's probably not true but
59:30
also it absolutely could be well there's other rumor
59:36
that anyone with a
59:41
is oh god so let's just wait 3 months and then
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we will come back in 3 months time and we'll work it out then let's book some
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tickets look if I could just take us back to Rambo just real quick David
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Morel the author of the original uh First Blood
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um came out and said that the reason he doesn't like this new Rambo movie is
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because the character doesn't act like Rambo he just acts like Sylvester
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Stallone in an action movie um yeah his his specific comment was Rambo could
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have just been called John Smith fair
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enough um John Smith is Rufus seawell's
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character in [ __ ] the man in the High Castle that's true which I just finished
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season 3 of and oh my [ __ ] God what a
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what a show yep wow fantastic season
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four soon is it yeah yeah yeah I think
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uh I think December I think oh man same with the expanse season 4 well now see
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now I can go back and and catch up on the expanse um I know I talked about this a little
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bit last week about how I was enjoying it I was about halfway through the
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series the second last episode of this is one of the best episodes of
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Television I've ever seen Matt without giving anything away that entire
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sequence out in the [ __ ] desert at the end of that episode holy [ __ ]
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everyone in that scene there's not that many people in the scene deserves a
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[ __ ] Emmy for that yeah yeah [ __ ] me [ __ ] great
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show it's great it's great and there's so much there's so much left
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unexplained oh yeah absolutely I there's only don't to SPO there's only
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one thing in season 3 that it's fine but it just I was just like
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oh fine I I I don't want to spoil anything so I can't really say what it
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is but there's be over the top of it Matt beep over the top of it all
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right yeah except that well wait wait who
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which yeah yeah yeah but we've already seen I know I know so there must be
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something the reason that it all works is that what you mean yes it must work
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like that yeah you're right they must to the point where you can be
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confident that if [Music]
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you that yeah blah blah blah blah
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blah you know what I mean no I know I do I do yeah the Revelation
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about about how things work was like I cuz I didn't I hadn't figured that out
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yeah when they explained like how that works I was like
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oh that's [ __ ] awesome
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Yep yeah Luke watch it
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yeah yeah Luke have you seen any of it watch the first episode of the first
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series if you don't like it just stop but give it a
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go no no no what I mean is it's it is similar to other shows I know you
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like yeah yeah yeah just yeah I know I will get around to I've got Prime it's
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sitting there ready to go but I also want to watch like good omen
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Gooden yeah good the was good it wasn't great but it was
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good in my opinion yeah same and then I'm still just trying to catch up on all
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the games that I've sort of couldn't play while I was on holidays and then
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there are more games that are still coming out and and watching like the
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High Castle and stuff I can't really watch and play games at the same time
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with a show like that cuz I going to give all my all of my attention it's
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like the expanse I tried to put the expanse on when I was doing something
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else and i' be like n yeah got to pay attention and like since we've been back
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I've only got like the 9,000 Gamers so I was I was going to ask you how your
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ranking has uh been affected I managed to keep 12th in Australia while I was
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off for that long and I was talking you up at work the other day your gamer score yeah
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yeah yeah and I told him about your gamer streak sorry to remind you about
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how that all ended yeah if he if he he can be 12th while doing the blah blah
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blah blah blah blah blah job that we're not allowed to talk about imagine how
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he's going to do next year when he doesn't to go to work yeah 2021 next
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year year after 15 months months away counting down yep you I can just stay
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home and just play and get that game score do you have a do you have a
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ranking that you have got your eyes on I
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want to try and get top 10 but that's
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what are you now 12 I believe in you you can get top 10 for sure you can get top
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12 with a full-time job you can get top 10 without having to leave your I'm a fair way
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behind I'm a fair way behind them and they're still also playing and getting
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gam so to get top 10 they're growing up they'll have to get jobs soon
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you going the opposite no the problem is a lot of the people who are above me
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this that is their job playing games it'll be your job too in streaming so my
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gamer score is 667,000 uh the top 10 is 73,000 so I'm like
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40,000 behind yeah you can do that but they're also playing games as well and
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even moving Target but if you've kept two spots behind them at this pace
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imagine what you can accomplish when nothing is slowing you down I'm going to
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buy you a big pack a jumbo pack of adult
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diapers yeah yep and hopefully by then they would have invented that pill that you take
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instead of eating oh just get the raid
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bucket yeah yeah hann's going to love
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that yep just have to call her in every now and again to clean up no ra bucket
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I'm going to be living with Matt then so I just have to call up to Matt to come
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and clean out my RAID bucket God
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mhm I get a toilet put in downstairs for you to sit on while you
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