Latest / 20 Percent Berlin Podcast / #38: Jens Spahn's resignation, Mayor Wegner's transition funds, Wegner's replacement and the pool at Volksbühne
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- 0:00SPEAKER_01: First, we want to talk about Jens Spahn,
- 0:03SPEAKER_01: the head of the CDU parliamentarians,
- 0:06SPEAKER_01: the conservative parliamentarians, I guess the CDU and the CSU parliamentarians.
- 0:10SPEAKER_01: He was forced to resign because he and his boyfriend had a child with
- 0:15SPEAKER_01: a surrogate mother in the United States.
- 0:18SPEAKER_01: Just a couple months after, he voted against making surrogate motherhood legal in Germany.
- 0:25SPEAKER_01: Was it that recent?
- 0:27SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was a couple months ago.
- 0:30SPEAKER_00: Crazy.
- 0:32SPEAKER_00: Aren't they married?
- 0:34SPEAKER_01: Maybe they are.
- 0:34SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 0:35SPEAKER_01: They are married, yeah.
- 0:38SPEAKER_00: Okay, so, I mean, is he just, he's out of politics completely?
- 0:43SPEAKER_01: No, no, because he's still a member of parliament.
- 0:45SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 0:46SPEAKER_00: So he's not resigning from parliament?
- 0:49SPEAKER_01: No.
- 0:50SPEAKER_01: He's just resigned as head of the parliamentarians.
- 0:53SPEAKER_01: And as people on Instagram pointed out,
- 0:54SPEAKER_01: this is such a classic elitist politician move of like,
- 0:58SPEAKER_01: I guess the saying is actually the mistress of a politician will always have access
- 1:04SPEAKER_01: to abortion.
- 1:05SPEAKER_01: Like that's what people say.
- 1:06SPEAKER_01: Like you can outlaw abortion, but the politician's mistress will always have access.
- 1:09SPEAKER_01: It's the same thing.
- 1:10SPEAKER_01: Like he wants to outlaw surrogacy for everybody except himself.
- 1:15SPEAKER_00: He just changed his mind with him.
- 1:20SPEAKER_00: But I guess his surrogate child was, I mean, already in the pipeline like years ago?
- 1:28SPEAKER_01: Yeah, probably when they were,
- 1:30SPEAKER_01: I mean, he was talking about it before they even, I mean, he was talking about it.
- 1:34SPEAKER_01: It was in process when he was outlawing it for everybody else.
- 1:38SPEAKER_00: Is the child already among us?
- 1:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's been here.
- 1:41SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's here.
- 1:42SPEAKER_00: Georg.
- 1:43SPEAKER_00: His name's Georg.
- 1:44SPEAKER_01: It was funny.
- 1:45SPEAKER_01: I actually, I was reading about it and I saw a headline that said Georg von Leimotor.
- 1:49SPEAKER_01: In German, that actually means Georg is from a surrogate mother.
- 1:53SPEAKER_01: But von Leimutter,
- 1:54SPEAKER_01: at first I thought, I actually thought for a minute, how did he adopt a royal baby?
- 2:00SPEAKER_00: Like with a von?
- 2:02SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 2:02SPEAKER_00: Aristocrat?
- 2:03SPEAKER_01: How did he get, and I was like, no man, he's from.
- 2:07SPEAKER_00: So how does it work if you have a surrogate mother in the U.S.?
- 2:09SPEAKER_00: You have to undergo the whole adoption process in the U.S.?
- 2:14SPEAKER_01: I guess.
- 2:14SPEAKER_01: And that's the thing is it's almost impossible to adopt kids in Germany and doubly,
- 2:19SPEAKER_01: doubly impossible for a gay couple.
- 2:21SPEAKER_01: Like it's ridiculously impossible to adopt kids in Germany.
- 2:24SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 2:25SPEAKER_00: And I mean, yeah, I mean,
- 2:28SPEAKER_00: I've never liked Jens Spahn,
- 2:29SPEAKER_00: but at least he's sort of living his true self now or whatever.
- 2:34SPEAKER_00: I mean, I don't know.
- 2:35SPEAKER_00: I'm always happy when people become parents.
- 2:38SPEAKER_00: So I'm, I'm going to let all those other Opinions I have about him,
- 2:45SPEAKER_00: just leave him at the wayside.
- 2:49SPEAKER_01: I actually think this is part of a bigger intrigue in the German government,
- 2:54SPEAKER_01: because a couple of weeks ago, Chancellor Madsen's job was actually on the line.
- 3:00SPEAKER_01: There was a week where the news said,
- 3:03SPEAKER_01: hey, the CDU is debating getting rid of Mads, and there was a deafening silence.
- 3:08SPEAKER_01: There was no denial about And there was nobody commenting about it.
- 3:13SPEAKER_01: So there's obviously like a lot of backroom dealings going on at that time.
- 3:17SPEAKER_01: And Spahn was supposedly one of the leaders of the revolt.
- 3:19SPEAKER_01: Like he was really in to getting rid of Mats.
- 3:22SPEAKER_01: So Mats has just been waiting for the right moment to get rid of Spahn.
- 3:25SPEAKER_01: And Spahn just gave it to him.
- 3:27SPEAKER_00: There was even speculation that Jens Spahn could even team up with the AFD,
- 3:34SPEAKER_00: kick out the SPD and form a new coalition, you know, with him at the top.
- 3:39SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 3:41SPEAKER_01: I mean...
- 3:42SPEAKER_00: But that's not happening.
- 3:43SPEAKER_00: I mean, his career is kind of over, or is he going to make a comeback in 10 years or something?
- 3:49SPEAKER_00: He's still quite young.
- 3:50SPEAKER_00: He's, what, 45?
- 3:51SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I think
- 3:53SPEAKER_01: people just hate him.
- 3:54SPEAKER_01: He's just so deplorable.
- 3:56SPEAKER_01: I mean, because he sold, what, billions in masks to the German government?
- 3:59SPEAKER_01: Like, he just pocketed billions in taxes.
- 4:06SPEAKER_00: I mean, he was health minister at the time, and then Germany desperately needed a mosque.
- 4:13SPEAKER_00: So his partner happened to have a good connect.
- 4:17SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so it's crazy.
- 4:19SPEAKER_01: So I think he's gone.
- 4:21SPEAKER_01: And actually, that brings up the next item I want to talk about.
- 4:27SPEAKER_01: And it was weird when,
- 4:28SPEAKER_01: speaking of another famous resignation,
- 4:30SPEAKER_01: last week when Kai Wegener resigned,
- 4:33SPEAKER_01: just because he's been lying about the whole,
- 4:35SPEAKER_01: his response to the power outage in January, how he reacted to it.
- 4:40SPEAKER_01: Which, by the way, you know what?
- 4:42SPEAKER_01: From the beginning, he should have come out and said, I misinterpreted how...
- 4:47SPEAKER_01: That's what he should have done from the beginning
- 4:49SPEAKER_01: because I didn't think it was going to be that big of a deal either.
- 4:52SPEAKER_01: And that's what happened.
- 4:53SPEAKER_01: It's just that on the other side,
- 4:54SPEAKER_01: you realize how big this was and he should have been doing more.
- 4:56SPEAKER_01: Then he lied about not doing anything.
- 4:57SPEAKER_01: And it says the cover up is always worse than the crime.
- 5:13SPEAKER_00: You should never vote for an insurance salesman.
- 5:17SPEAKER_00: I mean, he's from Spandau.
- 5:20SPEAKER_00: Nothing against Spandau.
- 5:21SPEAKER_00: Great place.
- 5:21SPEAKER_00: But an insurance salesman from Spandau?
- 5:24SPEAKER_00: That's like two.
- 5:26SPEAKER_01: One red flag is okay.
- 5:27SPEAKER_01: One red flag is sexy.
- 5:28SPEAKER_01: Two are just a solid red flag.
- 5:32SPEAKER_01: So he resigns over his,
- 5:33SPEAKER_01: not his reaction to the blackout, but his lying about his reaction to the blackout.
- 5:38SPEAKER_01: And what was weird, he didn't actually resign as mayor.
- 5:41SPEAKER_01: It was odd.
- 5:42SPEAKER_01: He just said, I won't run in the next election, which is in September.
- 5:44SPEAKER_01: But he did not step down as mayor, which it looked like he needed to resign.
- 5:48SPEAKER_00: And why is that, Andrew?
- 5:49SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 5:50SPEAKER_01: This professor from the Hochschule für Wirtschaft und Recht.
- 5:54SPEAKER_01: I didn't even know this existed.
- 5:56SPEAKER_01: In German,
- 5:57SPEAKER_01: politicians,
- 5:58SPEAKER_01: at the end of their term,
- 5:59SPEAKER_01: get a thing called Übergangsgeld,
- 6:00SPEAKER_01: transition money,
- 6:02SPEAKER_01: and it's supposed to help them into their return to non-political life.
- 6:06SPEAKER_01: It's basically 17,000 euros a month is what they get for two years.
- 6:11SPEAKER_01: What?
- 6:12SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 6:13SPEAKER_00: And they don't even have to go to the job center.
- 6:16SPEAKER_01: No, they don't have to do it.
- 6:17SPEAKER_01: They could start lobbying the next day.
- 6:19SPEAKER_01: I guess they legally, they can't start lobbying for three years, but they can start lobbying.
- 6:23SPEAKER_00: What if they get a new job?
- 6:24SPEAKER_00: If they get a new job, they don't have to do it?
- 6:26SPEAKER_00: I think you still get it.
- 6:27SPEAKER_01: I think you still get it.
- 6:29SPEAKER_01: You know,
- 6:30SPEAKER_01: maybe you have to buy,
- 6:30SPEAKER_01: you know, you have to sell, you can't wear your political clothes anymore.
- 6:33SPEAKER_01: You have to buy t-shirts or something.
- 6:34SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 6:36SPEAKER_00: And he's going to get a pension, right?
- 6:38SPEAKER_01: No, he doesn't get the pension because he wasn't long enough.
- 6:42SPEAKER_01: He wasn't there long enough.
- 6:43SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 6:43SPEAKER_01: All right.
- 6:44SPEAKER_00: So, Like 200 and something thousand.
- 6:47SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 6:48SPEAKER_01: 260,000 euros.
- 6:49SPEAKER_01: And like every politician gets this.
- 6:51SPEAKER_01: It's crazy that we're talking about saving tax money.
- 6:53SPEAKER_01: Here's the one thing you can get rid of because who's more qualified to go get a job
- 6:57SPEAKER_01: than like parliamentarians who,
- 6:59SPEAKER_01: by the way, are legally allowed to work while they're being parliamentarians.
- 7:02SPEAKER_01: So why are they even getting it?
- 7:03SPEAKER_00: He's going to go, he can go be a lobbyist and get like, get like triple the salary.
- 7:08SPEAKER_00: Going to, you know, honestly, who would hire him?
- 7:11SPEAKER_01: I mean, something, I don't know.
- 7:16SPEAKER_00: Underwhelming about the man.
- 7:18SPEAKER_01: Are there any car dealership chains?
- 7:21SPEAKER_01: He's perfect for a car dealership chain.
- 7:23SPEAKER_01: That's so sad.
- 7:29SPEAKER_01: He's totally the kind of guy who's like, come check out our S-classes.
- 7:36SPEAKER_00: Which brings us,
- 7:37SPEAKER_00: following his announcement that he won't be running anymore,
- 7:42SPEAKER_00: the CDU's voted for his replacement.
- 7:45SPEAKER_00: Um, to run in the September 20th election.
- 7:49SPEAKER_00: And that is finance and culture minister Stefan Ebers.
- 7:56SPEAKER_00: Um, do you know anything about him?
- 7:58SPEAKER_00: I didn't know much about him.
- 7:59SPEAKER_00: So he's from Paderborn,
- 8:02SPEAKER_00: which is a sort of sleepy,
- 8:04SPEAKER_00: nice town in West Germany, where I once went to celebrate my grandmother's birthday.
- 8:10SPEAKER_00: He's a lawyer.
- 8:11SPEAKER_00: He's quite right wing.
- 8:14SPEAKER_00: He's like really like,
- 8:18SPEAKER_00: yeah, he's said stuff like we need to smoke out nests of left-wing fascists.
- 8:23SPEAKER_00: He's quite right-wing on welfare.
- 8:25SPEAKER_00: He thinks people who get Burgergeld should...
- 8:30SPEAKER_00: Work as cleaners and government buildings and stuff like that.
- 8:33SPEAKER_00: He wants to cut free school meals for kids from well-off families.
- 8:39SPEAKER_00: On a more positive note,
- 8:41SPEAKER_00: he's gung-ho on upgrading Berlin's IT infrastructure
- 8:46SPEAKER_00: and he supported same-sex marriage back in the day because he himself is gay.
- 8:56SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, he supports building housing on Tempelhof.
- 8:59SPEAKER_00: He was one of the people behind that feasibility study by Investitionsbank Berlin,
- 9:07SPEAKER_00: which I guess falls under the finance department where he was the boss.
- 9:11SPEAKER_00: And we talked about it last time where it said 21,400 flats could be built there for
- 9:18SPEAKER_00: about 4 billion euros as opposed to 6 billion euros,
- 9:22SPEAKER_00: which is what the architects originally had.
- 9:27SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 9:27SPEAKER_00: So what do you feel?
- 9:29SPEAKER_00: How do you feel about Stefan Evers?
- 9:33SPEAKER_01: I'm not into conservative politicians,
- 9:35SPEAKER_01: you know,
- 9:36SPEAKER_01: points to him for being gay,
- 9:37SPEAKER_01: but at this point,
- 9:38SPEAKER_01: a gay mayor in Berlin is a cliche, you know, like we had Wolverine all those years.
- 9:44SPEAKER_00: Uh, There's been pushback against CSD within the CDU, which is kind of insane in 2026.
- 9:54SPEAKER_00: So at least he's standing firm about having a float at CSD and stuff.
- 10:01SPEAKER_01: He doesn't have a chance.
- 10:03SPEAKER_01: It's all moved so far left.
- 10:06SPEAKER_01: Since Wegner stepped down as the politician, they gained three percentage points.
- 10:09SPEAKER_01: So they're back to being the second most popular party in Berlin.
- 10:12SPEAKER_01: But the Linka gained two percentage points too.
- 10:14SPEAKER_01: So it's obviously going to be a red, red, green.
- 10:16SPEAKER_01: We're getting the red, red, green government.
- 10:18SPEAKER_00: Wait, hold on a second.
- 10:19SPEAKER_00: Hold on a second.
- 10:19SPEAKER_00: I mean, they're like neck and neck practically.
- 10:21SPEAKER_01: Linka is like two points
- 10:23SPEAKER_00: above the CDU.
- 10:24SPEAKER_00: The CDU could still scrape through.
- 10:26SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but who are they going to join in the coalition?
- 10:30SPEAKER_01: Greens.
- 10:32SPEAKER_00: Greens and SPD, maybe.
- 10:33SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 10:33SPEAKER_00: Like Baden-Württemberg?
- 10:36SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 10:38SPEAKER_01: Where's the Black-Green coalition?
- 10:40SPEAKER_01: It's Baden-Württemberg, isn't it?
- 10:43SPEAKER_00: Baden-Württemberg is Green is led by the Greens, right?
- 10:46SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and the CDU.
- 10:47SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe.
- 10:49SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
- 10:49SPEAKER_01: I don't think in Berlin.
- 10:50SPEAKER_01: I think the CDU is out.
- 10:53SPEAKER_01: Like I don't,
- 10:54SPEAKER_01: like last time the SBD tried,
- 10:56SPEAKER_01: the SBD tried to reform the red,
- 10:57SPEAKER_01: red, green coalition and they got in a little tussle with the Lincoln.
- 11:00SPEAKER_01: So then, uh, what's your face was like, screw it.
- 11:03SPEAKER_01: I'm just going to go over.
- 11:03SPEAKER_01: I don't, I don't think they could do that again.
- 11:06SPEAKER_01: I think the conservatives are out.
- 11:07SPEAKER_01: I think people hate the conservatives now.
- 11:09SPEAKER_00: So apart from more building,
- 11:12SPEAKER_00: more bike
- 11:12SPEAKER_01: lanes again,
- 11:13SPEAKER_01: what are we going to get from, from
- 11:15SPEAKER_00: the next government, Andrew?
- 11:17SPEAKER_00: Well, very definitely.
- 11:18SPEAKER_01: We're not going to get building a temple off, which makes me very happy.
- 11:22SPEAKER_00: And other than that, I don't know.
- 11:24SPEAKER_00: I do not know.
- 11:26SPEAKER_01: Yeah, more bike lanes.
- 11:27SPEAKER_01: But I think those are the things we really honestly need.
- 11:30SPEAKER_01: That's more money for culture.
- 11:31SPEAKER_01: But what about housing?
- 11:33SPEAKER_00: Housing is the issue.
- 11:36SPEAKER_01: We need to build.
- 11:37SPEAKER_01: They need to give tons of money.
- 11:39SPEAKER_01: They need to take billions, give it to all of the Berlin-owned housing companies and build.
- 11:45SPEAKER_00: Just build.
- 11:47SPEAKER_00: Apparently, even in New York, Mandami has cut regulation for investors to build more housing.
- 11:54SPEAKER_00: Red tape for me.
- 11:56SPEAKER_00: And he's like the most left-wing mayor New York's ever had.
- 12:00SPEAKER_01: The thing is, if you build more apartments, everybody hates investors.
- 12:04SPEAKER_01: The best way to fuck investors is to beat them at their own game.
- 12:08SPEAKER_01: Build a bunch of apartments.
- 12:09SPEAKER_01: Suddenly, apartments are worthless.
- 12:11SPEAKER_01: Investors are losing money.
- 12:12SPEAKER_01: That's the way to do it.
- 12:14SPEAKER_00: They shouldn't be losing money, but it would be less attractive to speculate.
- 12:20SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 12:21SPEAKER_01: Just take the peaks out, and then the government can observe.
- 12:27SPEAKER_00: The link is so ideological and anti-capitalist.
- 12:30SPEAKER_00: They don't realize that you're going to need a few capitalists to get involved in
- 12:36SPEAKER_00: the construction business.
- 12:40SPEAKER_00: We're not back to the DDR yet.
- 12:41SPEAKER_00: I know they would like it, but...
- 12:44SPEAKER_01: They used to have that,
- 12:45SPEAKER_01: they used to have that Greek guy, Matteo de Matadi, or whatever his name is.
- 12:52SPEAKER_01: I think he's an economist guy, but then he went to the Bundeskanzel.
- 12:56SPEAKER_01: Oh, de Masio.
- 12:57SPEAKER_01: De Masio, yeah.
- 12:59SPEAKER_00: He was all right, man, because he was sort of like a capitalist leftist.
- 13:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but he says crazy shit about Russia, which is just like, I don't know.
- 13:07SPEAKER_00: Well, that's why he went to the Wagenknecht.
- 13:10SPEAKER_00: Exactly, yeah.
- 13:11SPEAKER_00: And the light in here, it's like, I guess the sun is going down.
- 13:16SPEAKER_00: I guess it's reaching, getting late.
- 13:21SPEAKER_01: So speaking of things, oh, you can't just walk away in the middle of a podcast.
- 13:26SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, I did, you know.
- 13:28SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 13:31SPEAKER_01: So speaking of things we need in Berlin, a swimming pool in front of Volksbrunnow.
- 13:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is just,
- 13:43SPEAKER_00: I don't know if this is something,
- 13:46SPEAKER_00: it's so typical Berlin, it's kind of like I simultaneously love and hate this.
- 13:50SPEAKER_00: So the Volksbühne am Rosenluxemburgplatz, the big theater.
- 13:56SPEAKER_00: Sort of avant-garde, left-wing, state-funded theater.
- 13:59SPEAKER_00: It's setting up a 25-meter swimming pool on its doorstep.
- 14:04SPEAKER_00: And it will open August 7th and be open until October 1st.
- 14:08SPEAKER_00: It'll be free to get in.
- 14:09SPEAKER_00: You just have to book a slot online.
- 14:14SPEAKER_00: And I'm like,
- 14:15SPEAKER_00: why is the state-funded theater setting up a pool costing probably millions of euros
- 14:23SPEAKER_00: at a time when the state is actually cutting...
- 14:26SPEAKER_00: Isn't theater money supposed to go to theater actors, directors, costume designers?
- 14:35SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 14:35SPEAKER_00: What's their reasoning?
- 14:37SPEAKER_00: What?
- 14:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what's their reasoning?
- 14:39SPEAKER_00: So they have a new intendant, a new artistic director.
- 14:42SPEAKER_00: You know what he says?
- 14:43SPEAKER_00: Hold on a second.
- 14:45SPEAKER_00: I wrote it down somewhere.
- 14:47SPEAKER_00: He says...
- 14:50SPEAKER_00: The Volksbühne considers even two people splashing water on each other to be
- 14:54SPEAKER_00: a theatrical event.
- 14:56SPEAKER_00: And that was Matthias Lilienthal,
- 14:58SPEAKER_00: who is sort of a veteran, edgy veteran sort of East Berlin director.
- 15:03SPEAKER_00: But then it's more seriously on their website,
- 15:05SPEAKER_00: they explained,
- 15:06SPEAKER_00: in a city where infrastructure has been systematically cut back over
- 15:09SPEAKER_00: the last few decades, public spaces are more and more commercialized and monitored.
- 15:14SPEAKER_00: The Volksbühne,
- 15:15SPEAKER_00: that's the name of it,
- 15:16SPEAKER_00: Volksbühne,
- 15:18SPEAKER_00: It's the first urban initiative under the new direction of the Volksbühne and
- 15:23SPEAKER_00: a summer invitation to the people in the capital.
- 15:25SPEAKER_00: I mean, as somebody pointed out,
- 15:28SPEAKER_00: basically it's just a marketing stunt,
- 15:29SPEAKER_00: hoping to get more young people into the Volksbühne.
- 15:33SPEAKER_00: So, yeah, what do you think?
- 15:35SPEAKER_01: I mean, like, I love the Volksbühne.
- 15:37SPEAKER_01: Actually,
- 15:37SPEAKER_01: some of the best concerts,
- 15:38SPEAKER_01: some of the best, like, Whatever rock con, what do you want to call them?
- 15:40SPEAKER_01: Music concerts I went to were at the Volksbund.
- 15:42SPEAKER_01: They have great concerts, man.
- 15:45SPEAKER_01: I mean, the most embarrassing one, I went to Marilyn Manson, did a record release there.
- 15:49SPEAKER_01: That was just amazing.
- 15:51SPEAKER_01: That was an embarrassment for Marilyn Manson.
- 15:52SPEAKER_01: It was an embarrassment for, there were a couple of German rock stars in the audience.
- 15:55SPEAKER_01: It was embarrassing.
- 15:56SPEAKER_01: But I went to some great, I mean,
- 15:58SPEAKER_01: I've been meaning to look and see,
- 15:59SPEAKER_01: because sometimes we would just be like,
- 16:01SPEAKER_01: what concerts did Volksbund, you might as well go.
- 16:03SPEAKER_01: And they always had like mini festivals where like a bunch of bands played.
- 16:06SPEAKER_01: And some of you would be playing in the main room.
- 16:08SPEAKER_01: Some of you would be playing over in the Gruner's Alon, the Rotor's Alon.
- 16:11SPEAKER_00: And they were good shows.
- 16:12SPEAKER_00: They were always really good.
- 16:13SPEAKER_00: So I like the post-gruner.
- 16:15SPEAKER_01: I've seen some of their plays.
- 16:15SPEAKER_00: What about the swimming pool?
- 16:17SPEAKER_01: I've seen some of their plays.
- 16:18SPEAKER_00: I'm not smart enough to understand what their plays are about.
- 16:21SPEAKER_00: They always go for five hours and then there's like naked people shouting about stuff on stage.
- 16:29SPEAKER_00: Camera operators following them around backstage.
- 16:33SPEAKER_00: Stuff like that.
- 16:34SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I never...
- 16:35SPEAKER_00: It's always like a radical reinterpretation of Oedipus or... Yeah.
- 16:41SPEAKER_01: So I don't get it.
- 16:42SPEAKER_01: But it's kind of weird that I think like maybe the one thing that works or one of
- 16:45SPEAKER_01: the few things that works in Berlin are the swimming pools.
- 16:48SPEAKER_01: Like we have a pretty good network of swimming pools.
- 16:50SPEAKER_01: It's weird to be like, oh, we're going to open a swimming pool.
- 16:52SPEAKER_01: Well, we've already... That seems to work here.
- 16:55SPEAKER_00: And we've even...
- 16:56SPEAKER_00: This is a protest against like investment, a lack of investment in infrastructure somehow.
- 17:02SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but...
- 17:04SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking like swimming pools are not the problem.
- 17:06SPEAKER_01: The problem are like school buildings.
- 17:10SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 17:13SPEAKER_01: Why don't you make 10 nice school bathrooms in 10 schools?
- 17:16SPEAKER_01: Like the bathrooms in Berlin schools are just, they're horrific.
- 17:20SPEAKER_00: They're a horror movie.
- 17:23SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 17:23SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 17:24SPEAKER_01: So something like that, I don't get it.
- 17:25SPEAKER_01: And Berlin has the coolest private swimming pool on the planet, the Bata Schiff.
- 17:30SPEAKER_01: Over at Arena.
- 17:31SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so are they just wasting taxpayer
- 17:34SPEAKER_00: money, basically, for a marketing stunt?
- 17:38SPEAKER_01: I mean,
- 17:38SPEAKER_01: as somebody in a performing art that is forbidden from getting public funding,
- 17:43SPEAKER_01: like a comedy or Kleinkunst is not allowed to get public funding.
- 17:47SPEAKER_01: Theaters get sick amounts of money, just
- 17:50SPEAKER_00: absurd amounts of money.
- 17:52SPEAKER_00: And now they're just spending it on a pool, which doesn't even go to...
- 17:57SPEAKER_00: The actors or all the other freelancers that are involved backstage.
- 18:03SPEAKER_01: It's messed up.
- 18:03SPEAKER_01: It's just going to be crowded.
- 18:06SPEAKER_01: There's not that much room.
- 18:08SPEAKER_01: How big is the pool even going to be?
- 18:10SPEAKER_01: That's the weird thing about Badaship.
- 18:12SPEAKER_01: 25 meters long.
- 18:13SPEAKER_01: So it's like Badaship.
- 18:16SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 18:18SPEAKER_01: To me, it's just going to be crowded.
- 18:20SPEAKER_01: That's what I feel like.
- 18:20SPEAKER_01: It's going to be too crowded.
- 18:23SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 18:24SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 18:28SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 18:28SPEAKER_00: I mean, maybe they, hopefully they do some weird shit in the pool.
- 18:32SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 18:32SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 18:33SPEAKER_01: Maybe it'd be cool.
- 18:34SPEAKER_01: Maybe we're just too grumpy.
- 18:36SPEAKER_00: I'm sure they have some surprises up their sleeves.
- 18:39SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 18:39SPEAKER_01: Are you going to go?
- 18:41SPEAKER_01: Let's go.
- 18:41SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
- 18:42SPEAKER_01: Well, we could try.
- 18:43SPEAKER_01: I just,
- 18:43SPEAKER_01: I always feel like you got to book it and then it's full and then you're like,
- 18:46SPEAKER_01: why am I here?
- 18:47SPEAKER_01: You know, I can, you know, it's, it's 10 minutes.
- 18:50SPEAKER_00: We can do a podcast from there in our bathing suits.
- 18:53SPEAKER_01: All right.
- 18:53SPEAKER_01: We can do that.
- 18:54SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 18:54SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 18:55SPEAKER_01: You want to see me in a bathing suit?
- 18:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 18:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 18:59SPEAKER_01: All right, move on to a commemoration of the failed 1944 plot against Hitler.
- 19:07SPEAKER_01: The plot wasn't at Hitler's blender block.
- 19:08SPEAKER_01: The commemoration was at Berlin's blender block in Mitte.
- 19:12SPEAKER_01: I guess maybe it's Tiergarten.
- 19:13SPEAKER_01: It was disrupted when Tobias Korenke,
- 19:17SPEAKER_01: a relative of resistance fighter Dietrich Bonhoeffer,
- 19:20SPEAKER_01: tried to remove a wreath laid by the right-wing AFD.
- 19:23SPEAKER_01: And then he apparently got it like that.
- 19:24SPEAKER_01: Then the security ran over and tried to prevent him from taking the wreath away.
- 19:27SPEAKER_01: And the wreath got it.
- 19:28SPEAKER_00: Wait, they were laying the wreath into honors Stauffenberg, right?
- 19:32SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 19:32SPEAKER_01: Sorry, Stauffenberg.
- 19:33SPEAKER_00: Who was a Wehrmacht officer who attempted to assassinate Hitler.
- 19:39SPEAKER_01: With a bomb.
- 19:41SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 19:41SPEAKER_01: And he failed.
- 19:43SPEAKER_01: There's a memorial to him over by the defense ministry.
- 19:47SPEAKER_00: The Bendler block is the defense
- 19:49SPEAKER_01: ministry.
- 19:51SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 19:51SPEAKER_01: And that's in Tiergarten.
- 19:52SPEAKER_00: And, uh, So they always have a commemoration once a year.
- 19:56SPEAKER_01: So Bonhoeffer, he was a resistance fighter who, I think, got killed in Auschwitz.
- 20:01SPEAKER_01: He was murdered in Auschwitz, I think.
- 20:04SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he was also a pastor.
- 20:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 20:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 20:09SPEAKER_00: But there's a new Bonhoeffer, right?
- 20:12SPEAKER_00: The Bonhoeffer today was the one who...
- 20:14SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was his great-grandson.
- 20:16SPEAKER_01: But he's named Korenka, not
- 20:17SPEAKER_00: Bonhoeffer, yeah.
- 20:19SPEAKER_00: Right, and he got in a spat with an AFD politician.
- 20:24SPEAKER_01: We just tried to pick up the wreath of the security.
- 20:26SPEAKER_01: He was like, you got to leave it there.
- 20:27SPEAKER_01: And then it turned into a tug of war.
- 20:29SPEAKER_01: It is weird.
- 20:30SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, yeah.
- 20:30SPEAKER_00: This is really interesting.
- 20:32SPEAKER_00: And why, why did he, what was his reasoning for taking away the wreath?
- 20:37SPEAKER_01: He said, it's a slap in the face of everybody that the AFD is part of this commemoration.
- 20:42SPEAKER_01: But of course the defense ministry is like,
- 20:43SPEAKER_01: we have to invite every elected party to be a part of it.
- 20:47SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 20:48SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is really interesting.
- 20:49SPEAKER_00: I saw an interview with the grandson of Stauffenberg,
- 20:56SPEAKER_00: who also thought it was pretty grossed out by
- 20:59SPEAKER_00: the AFD instrumentalizing his grandfather.
- 21:03SPEAKER_00: Only recently at an AFD event, a cabaretista... What is a cabaretist?
- 21:11SPEAKER_00: Kind of a comedian?
- 21:13SPEAKER_00: Comedian, yeah.
- 21:14SPEAKER_00: Yeah, basically...
- 21:18SPEAKER_00: Joked that, oh,
- 21:19SPEAKER_00: I wish we had Stauffenbeck around today so that he could, like,
- 21:24SPEAKER_00: take care of Chancellor Friedrich Mance,
- 21:27SPEAKER_00: which is like, you know, an invitation to violence, incitement to violence.
- 21:31SPEAKER_00: So, yeah.
- 21:36SPEAKER_00: Like, the AFD are weird about this kind of stuff, you know, like, they...
- 21:43SPEAKER_00: We'll try and sort of, yeah,
- 21:46SPEAKER_00: when somebody at some point,
- 21:47SPEAKER_00: somebody claimed,
- 21:48SPEAKER_00: somebody in the AFD claimed that if Stauffenberg was alive today,
- 21:53SPEAKER_00: he would vote for the AFD because he was actually a really conservative guy.
- 21:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sure.
- 22:00SPEAKER_00: Compared to everyone else, he was pretty conservative, but it was like the 1940s, right?
- 22:04SPEAKER_00: But he still wanted to murder Hitler, so, you know, he was not a fascist.
- 22:11SPEAKER_01: I mean, they kind of came to it late.
- 22:13SPEAKER_01: They could have maybe tried something earlier.
- 22:17SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 22:19SPEAKER_00: I mean, apparently my grandfather,
- 22:24SPEAKER_00: even in the early 40s,
- 22:26SPEAKER_00: discussed the need to kill Hitler with his fellow Wehrmacht officers,
- 22:31SPEAKER_00: which is weird, but he never did anything about it.
- 22:34SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 22:34SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 22:36SPEAKER_00: That's a cool...
- 22:37SPEAKER_01: You heard it here first.
- 22:38SPEAKER_01: If true,
- 22:39SPEAKER_01: that sounds like one of those family things that somebody made up in 53
- 22:42SPEAKER_01: and they'd just been saying it all along, but it actually didn't happen.
- 22:46SPEAKER_00: That's the story you tell to cover the fact that your grandfather was in the Fairmont.
- 22:50SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 22:54SPEAKER_01: Man,
- 22:55SPEAKER_01: I need to put on the light here.
- 22:58SPEAKER_01: Sometimes you have light and sometimes you don't have light.
- 23:00SPEAKER_01: Where is it?
- 23:01SPEAKER_01: What's happening?
- 23:02SPEAKER_01: That's not good.
- 23:06SPEAKER_01: Is the light just coming from your computer?
- 23:11SPEAKER_00: No, it's coming from outside.
- 23:13SPEAKER_01: All right.
- 23:13SPEAKER_01: Anyway, so it's time for our favorite segment.
- 23:16SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it's our favorite segment, but our only segment, really, Bears Knees.
- 23:23SPEAKER_01: After we complain about Berlin, two things we actually like about Berlin.
- 23:26SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 23:27SPEAKER_01: You go first.
- 23:29SPEAKER_01: This was actually kind of,
- 23:30SPEAKER_01: this was brought up by a reader and then I realized he was actually right.
- 23:34SPEAKER_01: My bear's knees is Dussmann, the Kulturkaufhaus on Friedrichschaße in Mitte.
- 23:40SPEAKER_01: And I actually realized this, I wasn't in Firlandorf, I was in a town.
- 23:46SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I forgot my book.
- 23:47SPEAKER_01: I'm reading a book.
- 23:48SPEAKER_01: This woman became a bus driver in Berlin.
- 23:50SPEAKER_01: She wrote a book about it.
- 23:51SPEAKER_01: But I left it here.
- 23:52SPEAKER_01: So when I went on this mini tour of these three comedies, I left it.
- 23:55SPEAKER_01: So then I went into a German,
- 23:57SPEAKER_01: just a regular German bookstore,
- 23:58SPEAKER_01: and I can never find the books I want in a German bookstore.
- 24:01SPEAKER_01: So I went in there,
- 24:02SPEAKER_01: I was like, I've just got to find a book that I can read while I'm on this tour.
- 24:05SPEAKER_00: And I just want to find something from Stuttgart Bara.
- 24:07SPEAKER_01: I could not find anything.
- 24:09SPEAKER_01: But if you go to Dussmann in Berlin, you can always find everything you want.
- 24:12SPEAKER_01: There's always somebody you can find, somebody you can help to find what you want.
- 24:15SPEAKER_01: And they also have a gigantic English.
- 24:16SPEAKER_01: You can almost find any English book you need too.
- 24:19SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 24:20SPEAKER_00: The English bookstore there is phenomenal, you know.
- 24:23SPEAKER_01: And the Germanist too, and I find some.
- 24:25SPEAKER_01: But every other German bookstore, I don't understand the sections.
- 24:27SPEAKER_01: I go to literature.
- 24:28SPEAKER_01: I can't find... That's literature, isn't it?
- 24:32SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
- 24:34SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but he's kind of a has-been, isn't he?
- 24:37SPEAKER_01: I guess so, but you'd think there'd be a book of yours.
- 24:39SPEAKER_01: I mean, he's actually dating a friend of mine.
- 24:43SPEAKER_01: Oh, interesting.
- 24:44SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 24:45SPEAKER_01: Give me some gossip.
- 24:47SPEAKER_01: I don't want to go into it.
- 24:48SPEAKER_01: I don't want you to German privacy love.
- 24:50SPEAKER_00: She's a comedian.
- 24:51SPEAKER_00: She's a comedian.
- 24:53SPEAKER_00: But Tosman, yeah.
- 24:54SPEAKER_00: So Tosman is a, I mean, it is a giant, giant building.
- 25:00SPEAKER_01: It's also, is it also open on Sundays?
- 25:02SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's open on Sundays.
- 25:03SPEAKER_01: It's open on Sundays.
- 25:04SPEAKER_00: And the thing is, how do they get away with that?
- 25:08SPEAKER_01: I'm guessing they have a lot of money and paid somebody.
- 25:11SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 25:12SPEAKER_00: And they're also open really late at night, which I like, like around 10, I believe.
- 25:16SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they just have these weird non-German things that sort of makes them even more popular.
- 25:20SPEAKER_01: I like them even more for that.
- 25:22SPEAKER_01: I love stores being closed on Sundays, actually.
- 25:24SPEAKER_01: But at the same time, I'm glad when somebody flies in the face of
- 25:26SPEAKER_00: it.
- 25:28SPEAKER_00: I hate stores being closed on Sundays, especially supermarkets.
- 25:34SPEAKER_00: In Denmark, the supermarkets are open, but there's no grown-ups working there.
- 25:39SPEAKER_00: They have like 14-year-olds working there on Sundays.
- 25:42SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
- 25:44SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's nothing like being served by a 14-year-old.
- 25:47SPEAKER_00: Right, and they're just totally glued.
- 25:49SPEAKER_00: And you can get basic over-the-counter drugs at Netto on a Sunday.
- 25:54SPEAKER_00: You just ask the 14-year-old, hey, can I get some ibuprofen?
- 25:58SPEAKER_00: They're like, Ibu what?
- 25:59SPEAKER_00: And then they just kind of...
- 26:01SPEAKER_00: You know,
- 26:02SPEAKER_00: they don't give in... You go to a German apotheca, and then they're like, yes.
- 26:07SPEAKER_00: Have you ever taken paracetamol before?
- 26:09SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, obviously...
- 26:12SPEAKER_00: Somebody who has.
- 26:12SPEAKER_00: I hate to, every time I buy aspirin, they want
- 26:15SPEAKER_01: to give me big advice.
- 26:16SPEAKER_01: I'm like, dude, just give me the aspirin.
- 26:19SPEAKER_00: Just give me the fucking
- 26:20SPEAKER_01: aspirin.
- 26:20SPEAKER_01: Who, who, who are we kidding here?
- 26:25SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 26:29SPEAKER_01: One more thing is,
- 26:30SPEAKER_01: remember when they closed Friedrichshaus of the cars,
- 26:33SPEAKER_01: they closed the wrong side of Friedrichshaus.
- 26:35SPEAKER_01: If they had closed Friedrichshaus over on that side,
- 26:37SPEAKER_01: where the,
- 26:37SPEAKER_01: where the Kaufhaus is and the train station,
- 26:40SPEAKER_01: If that had been closed,
- 26:41SPEAKER_01: Dussbaum would have been out there having events four or five nights a week.
- 26:44SPEAKER_01: It would have been so nice.
- 26:45SPEAKER_01: It would have been so great.
- 26:47SPEAKER_01: They would have taken so much advantage of that being closed.
- 26:50SPEAKER_01: You would have never been able to reopen it to cars.
- 26:53SPEAKER_01: It would have been such a good thing.
- 26:56SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's funny.
- 26:58SPEAKER_00: Berliners have this strange idea that if you're a big city, you need to have a lot of traffic.
- 27:03SPEAKER_00: No.
- 27:03SPEAKER_00: And they have this idea that if you don't have a lot of traffic,
- 27:06SPEAKER_00: you're like a provincial village.
- 27:08SPEAKER_00: Well, in fact, it's the opposite.
- 27:10SPEAKER_00: Like, All the big cities in Europe,
- 27:12SPEAKER_00: like Paris, London,
- 27:15SPEAKER_01: Barcelona, they're all trying to get rid of cars, right?
- 27:18SPEAKER_00: They're all trying to pedestrianize.
- 27:20SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's just like, Berlin's really an outlier there, you know?
- 27:23SPEAKER_00: This is supposed to be the progressive, green, edgy, left-wing city.
- 27:28SPEAKER_00: And look at this.
- 27:29SPEAKER_00: It's just like urban planning, total mess.
- 27:33SPEAKER_01: And that's the thing, like that, because that stretch of Friedrichshausen is not used.
- 27:37SPEAKER_01: That's like, I forgot, cars don't drive there.
- 27:39SPEAKER_01: It would have been so great.
- 27:40SPEAKER_01: It would have been so nice.
- 27:41SPEAKER_00: It would have just exploded with life.
- 27:44SPEAKER_00: You could, I mean,
- 27:45SPEAKER_00: basically from, from, like, Unter den Linden up to Torstrasse, pedestrianized.
- 27:54SPEAKER_01: Pretty much.
- 27:54SPEAKER_01: I think, like,
- 27:54SPEAKER_01: Oranienburger Stasse,
- 27:55SPEAKER_01: that little, like, right by Friedrichstadt Palace, you probably need it.
- 27:58SPEAKER_01: But, yeah, it would be, and, you know, it would just be so full of life, man, the whole thing.
- 28:02SPEAKER_01: And Deucemann would have led the way.
- 28:05SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 28:06SPEAKER_01: All right, that's my bear's knees.
- 28:08SPEAKER_00: Ach, Berlin.
- 28:11SPEAKER_00: My Bear's Knees is a really fun space in Treptow called Sonnenraum.
- 28:21SPEAKER_00: And it's a sort of a music venue.
- 28:24SPEAKER_00: Do you know where Arena is in the Badershof and the flea market?
- 28:30SPEAKER_00: It's sort of in one of those buildings sort of tucked away in the back.
- 28:34SPEAKER_00: And it's called Sonnenraum.
- 28:37SPEAKER_00: And it's a bar,
- 28:37SPEAKER_00: but primarily a sort of Concert venue, I'd say about 200 to 300 people fit in there.
- 28:46SPEAKER_00: And anyway, every Monday, this incredible big band called Omniversal Orchestra play there.
- 28:56SPEAKER_00: And they've been playing there every Monday for like 10, 15 years.
- 29:00SPEAKER_00: I don't know exactly how long, but it costs five euros and is absolutely fantastic.
- 29:08SPEAKER_00: And next Monday, man, actually, oh, you won't be here.
- 29:09SPEAKER_01: You'll be in Bavaria.
- 29:11SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 29:12SPEAKER_00: Omniversal Orchestra.
- 29:13SPEAKER_00: Check them out.
- 29:14SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 29:14SPEAKER_00: I mean, if you're like, you know, if you're a little reluctant to go see a jazz show, you know.
- 29:22SPEAKER_00: I'm very reluctant.
- 29:23SPEAKER_00: Something different.
- 29:23SPEAKER_00: Like, the audience is really young.
- 29:26SPEAKER_00: And, um, yeah, five euros.
- 29:29SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, you have nothing to lose.
- 29:31SPEAKER_01: All right.
- 29:32SPEAKER_01: It's on a new home.
- 29:34SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, so is your Paris' Omniverse Orchestra or Zonne and Rome?
- 29:37SPEAKER_00: Well, no, it's the Omniverse Orchestra Jam Session at Zonne and Rome on every Monday.
- 29:45SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 29:46SPEAKER_01: I'm going to check it out.
- 29:46SPEAKER_01: I'm open.
- 29:49SPEAKER_00: So you're not going anywhere else this summer?
- 29:52SPEAKER_01: We're going to Paris beginning of September.
- 29:55SPEAKER_01: Okay, nice.
- 29:55SPEAKER_00: I want to see the cat.
- 29:57SPEAKER_00: Can I see the cat?
- 29:58SPEAKER_00: She was just... She's a very particular man.
- 30:03SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 30:04SPEAKER_00: That's Shirley Temple.
- 30:06SPEAKER_00: Shirley, Andrew, thank you so much.
- 30:09SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
- 30:11SPEAKER_01: Have a good time in Denmark.
- 30:13SPEAKER_00: I will.
- 30:14SPEAKER_01: And, yeah.
- 30:16SPEAKER_01: Like, subscribe.
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- 30:20SPEAKER_01: Chisakowski.
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