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Yesterday you were cursed, Today Rich's Richcraft Heals You! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: A possible gem happened. I thought I heard a woman
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  Speaker 1: who said witchcraft. I thought she said richcraft.
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  Speaker 2: My aunt, she does richcraft.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need Wendy the Witch. We got richcraft.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: You're done.
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  Speaker 4: Got a curse?
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  Speaker 1: Richcraft take care of it. When people call up and
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  Speaker 1: are cursed, you get rid of the curse by a what, guys?
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  Speaker 2: Like a loud whoosh?
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  Speaker 1: It should be a clip of Gladys Knight. Get rid
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  Speaker 1: of her curse, Rich.
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  Speaker 3: On the midnight train to Georgia.
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  Speaker 1: You're free.
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  Speaker 4: You're free.
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  Speaker 1: You call the radio show with the situation you're in,
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  Speaker 1: whether it's cursed, no curse, and then Rich is going
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  Speaker 1: to put his spin on it. He's got rich craft.
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  Speaker 4: I'm supposed to go up in my house, but I
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  Speaker 4: ain't had that shit.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a chance.
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  Speaker 4: When we end the dead air, it's magic. It's not witchcraft.
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  Speaker 4: It's rich craft. Beauty.
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  Speaker 1: Rich Craft, let's test it out. Lindsay, good morning. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to Rich Craft. What's your situation?
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  Speaker 2: Every time I bring a guy home, something totally humiliating happens.
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  Speaker 1: Every time.
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  Speaker 4: Like what?
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  Speaker 2: One of the guys that slept in my bathroom for
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  Speaker 2: like 45 minutes stuck. Like we could not get him out.
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  Speaker 2: On another occasion, there was a gentleman whose pants ripped
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  Speaker 2: in my living room and it was really embarrassing and
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  Speaker 2: not cute and awkward. There was another fellow who my
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  Speaker 2: Roomba like attacked him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no.
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  Speaker 2: It's so bizarre. I don't know if my house is
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  Speaker 2: trying to protect me, but I don't need it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You ready to do some rich craft?
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  Speaker 4: What do you got?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you got to reverse this. We got to
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  Speaker 3: turn this curse around.
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  Speaker 4: It's rich craft, that crazy rich craft.
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  Speaker 3: So how do we turn things around? Every walk... That
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  Speaker 3: you do into a room is a curse, right? So
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  Speaker 3: for the next week, week and a half, you can
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  Speaker 3: only walk backwards through your house. All backwards walking is
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  Speaker 3: going to reverse the curse. You have been Rich Craft.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that feels good.
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  Speaker 1: That's Gladys Knight, you guys. That's Gladys Knight.
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  Speaker 5: Midnight train to Georgia.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. You know, I met Gladys Knight once. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Lindsay, do you have any more questions for Rich?
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  Speaker 2: What if I start bumping into things and getting stuck
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  Speaker 2: and hitting my Roomba because I'm walking backwards?
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  Speaker 3: No, no. It's like a lesser curse will happen. I
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  Speaker 3: can put a curse on you that breaks all the
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  Speaker 3: other curses so that not only– Do you have a
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  Speaker 3: lesser curse? It's just sort of kind of annoyance. And
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  Speaker 3: what I wish upon you is that your fitted sheets
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  Speaker 3: always pop up on you in the middle of the night,
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  Speaker 3: and that's it. So that's like a minor inconvenience, but
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  Speaker 3: it's not a hellscape for you.
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  Speaker 2: That one sucks, but it's still not bad. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry you asked for it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll exchange.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Lindsay, hold on the line, and thank you
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  Speaker 1: for calling in. Rich, here's a text right now for
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  Speaker 1: Rich Craft. Rich, my boyfriend won't text me back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's a problem. Because I can stir the
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  Speaker 3: cauldron here, and we can get him a little thing.
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  Speaker 3: What we're going to do is we're going to make
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  Speaker 3: him gay for just one day. Just one day.
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  Speaker 4: Midnight train to Georgia. Get on the midnight train. Give
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  Speaker 4: me a chance.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, there you go. There you go.
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  Speaker 3: All right. He might like it and not want to
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  Speaker 3: come back. Well, that is part of the first.
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  Speaker 4: It's Rich Craft, that crazy Rich Craft.
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  Speaker 1: Rich, will I meet the love of my life?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let me look into the future here. Yes, but
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  Speaker 3: first you're going to meet three people named Brad, get
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  Speaker 3: ghosted by a guy wearing Crocs, and contract something that
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  Speaker 3: you should probably get checked. A couple of days of
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  Speaker 3: penicillin will take care of that.
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  Speaker 1: Frank, go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: You're on the air.
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  Speaker 1: You can talk to Rich. What's your Rich craft?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I think I'm cursed because every time I
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  Speaker 5: buy something nice for myself, I immediately break it. Like,
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  Speaker 5: not even a week. Like, I bought myself a beautiful
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  Speaker 5: new TV, fell over, broke two days later. Like, I
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  Speaker 5: bought myself a nice, expensive watch. strap broke when i
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  Speaker 5: was outside went down a gutter hole like it is
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  Speaker 5: it is ridiculous uh and yeah i just i think
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  Speaker 5: i'm cursed guys what.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to do is we're going to reverse the
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  Speaker 3: curse because i can't take away all of the curses
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  Speaker 3: i'm not that powerful but i can put a lesser
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  Speaker 3: curse on you that will annoy you for a long
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  Speaker 3: time but the heavier curses those will go away so
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  Speaker 3: for you every time you buy avocados now they're going
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  Speaker 3: to go from rock hard to totally mushy Right away.
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  Speaker 3: Within a day. Within a day. That's your curse. You've
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  Speaker 3: got the avocado curse.
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  Speaker 1: It happens to me when I see myself in the
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  Speaker 1: mirror with the shirt on. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I can't take it back. You can either choose that
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  Speaker 3: or you can be the guy that socks always slip
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  Speaker 3: underneath the shoe when you don't expect it. So the
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  Speaker 3: avocado curse or the sock curse? You take your pick.
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  Speaker 5: You know, let's go avocado curse.
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  Speaker 2: Avocado curse.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. You have been rich-crafted.
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  Speaker 1: That's Rich Craft.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, Frank.
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  Speaker 1: If you have a curse or you want to curse someone,
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  Speaker 1: call us at 877-937-1047. It's Rich Craft. That crazy Rich Craft.