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98: Sister Wives - Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket (S18 E10) · Reality TV Cringe

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Welcome to free reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts, Celia
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here with my daughter in law and also real tight homegirl, be a dressed.
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We are here to talk sister wives. Honey, yes girl. Another
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episode with a lot of information but not a lot of action. Oh god,
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none of these episodes have any action. It's all the same conversations over
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and over again, at different restaurants and different airbnbs. I'm just like,
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oh my god, it feels to me like this is a season of footage
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that was on the cutting room floor for my last season. Yep. And
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almost like they're making this filler season because everybody's so interested in what they already
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know, because obviously Christine and the wives and the kids released things on social
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media, so we know what's happening. Yep. So they're putting their cobbling
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together a season, but the real season is going to start. Maybe next
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year. Maybe they'll give us an early season nineteen. That would be cool.
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All they used to release seasons in like April or March or earlier in
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the year. I don't know. I don't know either, I'm just dreaming,
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but I'm like, God, the same conversations every single week. Every
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week we're going to visit the fucking carriage house in Marajuana and I could not
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have some solster wives, hot Goss doing some things happening in those Sister Wives.
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I like me some hogwas that I wanted to talk to you and all
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of the raccoons about first and Foremo. Perhaps you've heard that Cody Brown has
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been designated reality TV's anti hero by US Weekly. Well, I mean he
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is an anti hero, I guess the opposite of a hero. He's a
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villain. But like, why are they putting him in the spotlight though?
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Why do we have to give Cody Brown any kind of accolades or any kind
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of awards Because Sister Wives this season is breaking records in terms of the amount
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of viewers. And I don't get it personally. This is our job and
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we are professionals, so we will watch every episode, but like hello,
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it's the same conversations. As we said over and over and over again,
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it is not the most rivetting season except for the undercurrent of are they going
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to tell the truth? Right? Are they going to actually reveal something?
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And we're all just waiting for each episode for somebody to say something something and
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it's just they give us crumbs. Every episode. They say, like one
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or two things that's important, that's kind of crazy, little bit truth,
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but then the rest of it is just like scripted stuff, or like them
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constantly going back and forth. Janelle being like, I don't know if I
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want to reckon Zile, but I don't care about Cody. Mary being like,
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I'm sad and depressed and alone and nobody loves me. I can't well.
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At least us weekly have their sights on Cody, calling him a villain.
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And there is a bit of a blurb that I can read and share
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with everybody for those of you who don't know it reads. This follows when
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Sister Wives debuted in twenty ten, Cody Brown had just started dating his fourth
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wife, Goblin, with the support of wives Mary, Christine, and Janelle.
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Eighteen seasons in, and Cody described the state of his family as a
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civil war, as the latter three women have left him and only Sobbin remains.
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Through all the drama, the audience has overwhelmingly sided with his exes,
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a reality Cody has learned to live with. No. He hasn't no,
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he has He's mad every day, taking his fucking steroids, and he's having
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fucking tea rage and he's mad every day he is, even if it's not
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always easy. Cody says, quote, there's no getting used to that level
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of criticism. Oh my god, I have to remind myself that your opinion,
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raccoons, it is none of my bestness. Your opinions of me don't
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count because you can't see things clearly. You're not me. Yeah, you
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don't know my life, even though I've put it on television for eighteen seasons
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and I've abused and neglected these women and children for eighteen seasons and you've seen
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it with your own raccoon eyes. You don't know me, though, bitch.
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You know he's caring about every single comment. Oh yes, he's reading
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everything. Him and Robin both. They're on the twitters, they're on the
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reddits. They're lurking, they're seeing what people are saying and it hurts and
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good. Yeah, I'm happy. I'm sorry, but that makes me a
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little happy. Yeah, because it should hurt your terrible people. No cap
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for rel for real, be so for real, Beatrice. The article goes
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on to say love him or hate him, and we do hate him.
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There's no denying that Cody's the center of the action and sister Wives has never
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been more relevant. The show is earning its highest ratings in a decade,
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with fans eagerly awaiting the next development for the Brown family. However, don't
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hold out hope for a fifth wife. Cody says, I would never be
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interested in marrying again. I am not a polygamist anymore. Bummer unless I
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pull this family back together somehow. But you don't want to, and he
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won't and they don't want to, they don't care. Yeah, that's never
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going to happen. He is now a monogamist. Darn I wanted to see
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the Brazilian wife that rejected him, And was that just all cap Was that
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just all a fabrication? Probably was? It was all bullshit that one podcast
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get like some sort of a rumor or get some sort of a hot tip,
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and it was all just fake. Maybe bummer because I mean and again,
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folks, it has been rumored that Robin and Cody went somewhere in Central
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America cut to meet a potential additional wife who flat out rejected Cody and sent
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him back to fucking Arizona with tears and curls. Very tightly wound, pirls,
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tightly wound, tightly wound, tighter than they've ever been. And so
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now he has no choice because nobody wants him and everybody in America knows him
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as a piece of shit. Yeah, there's no woman that's gonna want to
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be with you unless she's a clout goblin like goblin, she loves him.
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They got matching rings together. Oh, I saw that cringe as fun.
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She had a matching stallion ring ring that is priced at like sixty nine hundred
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dollars. His is I think sixteen hundred dollars. Hers is like over six
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thousand dollars. Because they got money to burn, baby, they get fraded
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the family coffers. They have stolen money from all the og wives and so
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they're buying nice clothes, buying jewelry, buying all these cars all they cantriveway
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fucking assholes. God, I hate them so much. They're literally the worst
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there's strong to hate. I mean, on this planet right now, there's
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so much hate, there is long to hear. What's happening in is real.
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It stuffed in Ukraine. Everybody hates everybody I know. I don't want
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to hate Cody Brown, but I do. I do hate. He's very
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hateable. Mother, Please forgive me. It's been at least four hundred years
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since my last confession. But I hate Cody Brown. God hates him too,
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all right, One more rumor? Oh, I love that does not
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hate Cody Brown. You can't just say something like that, I kid kind
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of No, you don't. One more rumor. And this was taken off
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of Reddit. And let me tell you some I saw it. I dropped
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it in her chat because I had a fake psychic inclination and intuition that this
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would be deleted, and it was. I went back today before recording to
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see if I could find the user who posted it, and she's gone,
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what calling the wind as if it never happened, my God, like a
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whisper, Except I have the screenshot, and so the post reads as follows
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Janelle as in Janelle Brown has been seen in Flagstaff buying taco fixins, sorry,
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buddy, taco fixens with an older gentleman in a cowboy hat on a
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night that Savannah was out of town. And we just have to stop here
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because if you've been a raccoon in this particular guilded dumpster for any length of
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time. You know that our fake psychic has been predicting that Janelle will end
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up with a cowboy. I have been manifesting it for years now. All
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I've wanted for Janelle is a nice, tall, strong, big dick cowboyman
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can just make her feel good old buckle and bowl. You know, she's
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a nature lover. She likes to camp, she likes to have experiences in
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nature, and she needs some experiences with the cash she does. So she
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was picking up taco fixens with one unknown cowboy while Savannah was away so that
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she could go back to her new apartment. Maybe you just don't know.
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She's a Taurus. I mean, I mentor, y'all are very sensual.
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We're very sensual to feel things. We're very tacked. Yeah, and we
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like to be filled. Yeah, Court, Now I hope you're getting it
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all. Oh my god, there's more. This post also read. Janelle
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was also seen at Christine's wedding alongside an older gentleman for most of the wedding.
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No open signs of PDA, But when have we known Janelle to ever
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be into PDAs? It's true? Also, when have we ever seen Janelle
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with a man other than Cody. That's a good point, ain't that the
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truth? Oh? My god? And if she's intentionally keeping him out of
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like photos and night of the public eye and everything, maybe we'll see him
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on season nineteen. I live in, I breathe, and I die for
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that. I'm putting it on the vision board. Yes, the raccoons are
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going to be sitting before it, praying and sending all kinds of raccoon vibes
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for Janelle and her love life. And Mary, you're on that vision board
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too, even though you're pathetic and pitible and you're doing you're complicit in your
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own misery. Mary, we are praying for you. But you can find
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your own male or female lover. Make you feel worthy. You are worthy.
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You have a lot to offer up, worthy of God. All right,
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that's all. That's all I have. It's kind of juicy. It
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is kind of juicy. Love to hear it. All right, let's get
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into the episode. Are you ready? Yeah, let's do it. Sister
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Wives, Season eighteen, episode ten entitled Doll put all your eggs in one
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mother loucking Bilskull an Eastern reference, I imagine, I guess, And this
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is how we open up the episode. We're over in Salt Lake City.
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Yea, the sun is shining. Christine is so happy. She's hosting an
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Easter egg hunt. She's invited Janelle, Sweet Sweet Little Savannah yeah, and
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her other girls, and they're gonna be coloring eggs and she's stuffing like money
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and candy into plastic eggs. And I'm thinking to myself, so would you
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want to eat candy that has been rubbed up against money? No? I
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mean I know, but also who cares? It's chemicals and stuff on it.
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We're living in a toxic I mean yolo. Then we get into the
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whole conversation about Easter being pagan and how I guess the family way back in
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the day used to celebrate Easter. But then Cody at some point decided that
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that was pagan. Yeah, of the devil after he talked to his Mormon
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bros. Yeah, who told him, Yeah, I interpreted scripture and uh,
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it's too pagan, it's blasphemous and shouldn't do it. And Cody,
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without doing his own scriptural research is because why just followed along and forbade Easter,
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much to christine chagrin, because she likes to party. Yeah, she
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likes to have parties, sucks to cook, she's harry family to be around.
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Yeah, but she had to give it up. She had to put
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it away until Robin Brown. Yeah, and her breakdance and pussy break danced
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her way into the Brown family. And then all of a sudden, Robin's
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like, but I like Easter, So I'll just take me and my house,
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yeah, down to Vegas to visit my mom's and you guys can do
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whatever you've got to do on Resurrection Sunday, celebrate your passover, which is
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apparently not a Mormon holiday. I don't know. I'm like, I don't
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know, dude, it don't make any sense. Even Janelle was like,
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there's no Mormon doctor and against Easter. But okay, I mean, if
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you celebrate christ it don't matter if you're painting eggs or what. Right.
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But the point is Robin wanted Easter, and so then Cody started having Easter
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again because God forbid Robin leave the family fold for a weekend and go visit
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her family, of course, and be away from Cody, because she says,
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saw me lige. So now Christine got to celebrate Easter again, but
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not in the way that she really wanted to, right, but then now
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they don't like Cody and Robin don't celebrate Easter, the Resurrection Sunday. She
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probably has Easter basket. She probably does Easter. Trying to justify why he
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told his wives at the time that they couldn't have Easter. Christine does say,
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and I give her respect for this, that when Robin came into the
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family, there were a lot of changes for the better. Yes, and
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this is one of them. Like Robin loves fucking Christmas with her depends and
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sullet cousin lunch acquire a piece every moth how much complete and I feel like
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the comp live in it. Sorry, Right, So she loves Christmas,
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she loves Easter, and so because of that there were some traditions and some
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changes that Christine actually appreciated, which was sweet. Yeah, so it shows
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that Christine didn't hate Robin of the time. She said that she made a
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lot of positive changes, and then she made some bad changes, like,
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you know, taking Cody away from everybody in his family, monopolizing her husband
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so that he didn't spend any time with his kids and the other one and
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that's disgusting. Yeah, and I quote discuss selfish ish. Then they did
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their little Easter egg hunt. But we also had that, I think on
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the couch interview with Robin. Wasn't she saying in this section that every time
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there's a holiday and the family's not together, she mourns. Yeah, she's
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she mourns because the family's not together. And then they cut straight to Mary
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sitting on the couch saying, yeah, I was alone. It was like
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any other Sunday. Yeah, Cody and Robin didn't call me, didn't invite
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me over for Resurrection Sunday. They just celebrate by themselves. So you're mourning
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because your family is separated, but you have one family member there and you
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don't even call her an inviter for Easter. Okay, bitch, we see
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you. They don't even want her as part of the family. Like Mary,
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you're still here? God, yeah, I get the fuck out here,
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right, take it hand, geez. So after the Easter egg hunt
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with the money and the candy which dirty, we bop on over to Parawan
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for a segment that is superfluous, unnecessary and almost made me fall asleep.
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I know I can't. I don't care about this carriage house. I care
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somewhat about the Haunted B and B because it's so old fashioned and tacky.
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And guess I'm interested in her retreats because I have like a perverse little curiosity,
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like, how are you making your money? Honey? What are you
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doing on these retreats? Are you kumbayying? Yeah? Are you meditatan?
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Are you naked? Are you skyclassed? Is that the BMB? But I
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don't care about this carriage house. No, I don't care about Jen either,
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her lesbian lover Jen. I mean, I know they're not lesbians,
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but still they're not lesbian. She's married. When if they got frisky one
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night, I don't know. Oh my god, it was a dark night.
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It was cold out. You talk, it so cold you really need
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blankets. You need to stay warm. But there weren't enough blankets that night.
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You know, Jen hadn't bet a share. That's right, So could
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you just get a little closer in the couch. It's okay, we're friends,
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Yeah, no, napps, Absolutely, we're very close. It's okay,
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you're all poor. You in another glass of What's Right and then we'll
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get just some tequila shot. It's just warm our bellies as we're sitting so
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close on the couch and then we'll transition over to body shot. Yes,
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is that okay? Yeah? Body shots soun I mean we'll just be together.
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What friends do? Nothing wrong with it? And what are you talking
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about? We're not what if we kissed, you know, just to try
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it. I mean, what's your tongue like in my mouth? I'm curious.
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It's okay, we're platonic. It's is this your lesbian fantasy? I'm
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just like, I want more for Mary. She hasn't gotten sexually satisfied in
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over ten years. Yeah. I'm just like you had that one little inkling
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with the fucking catfish and you were sending in my bag, yes, and
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you were flirting and probably feeling really good about yourself. For like, she
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lost a lot of weight too, and she said it was some sort of
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a bug in her stomach. I forget what it's called, but it was
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because she was losing weight because she was excited to have sad And now you
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don't have that, and you're pining after Cody, who wants to really does
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not care if you live or die. I know he really doesn't. He's
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like, I don't even care, and I just that's why I'm just looking
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for anything for Mary, either lesbian lover, a relationship with Jen, or
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maybe she's fucking her husband. I don't know. I just want something for
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her. It's bad. Cody on the couch in this particular scene, is
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talking about how, yes, they are currently entangled in an eternal celestial marriage.
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Yeah, but there's no fire. There's a spark. There's a sparkly
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fire spice, which I need. And if she wants to occupy my Mormon
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planet after we die, then we need a fire. Then what can she
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do to light the fire? Cody? She's literally asking, is there anything
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that you can do to repair and heal all of these relationships? She's like,
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not asking for a lot. No, maybe just call her every once
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in a while, take her on a date, yeah, kiss her?
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Why? Hey? He doesn't even want to, of course not. He's
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like disgusted by her. It's really weird. Just like he was with where
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he's like, I'm not attracted to you, you're gross, And now with
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Mary he's like, I don't care about you. Just move on already.
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But she won't. She's going to wait until she sees The Tell All,
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which was filmed in October of twenty twenty two, and at the time of
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this episode that we all just watched, it is July twenty twenty two,
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so she has not seen the footage of all the shit Cody said last season,
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and she certainly hasn't seen the terrible, fucking, foul shit shit he
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said on the tell all. But when she does, I think we're going
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to get the scene where they're out in Coyote Pass and she's like, I
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got a bounce. This is not fair to me, and you loved me.
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There was a time when you loved me, and I know you can
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love me again if you would just try. But because you're not, I'm
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taking my Lula Roe money. I pay not your goddamn Coyote Pass, and
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I'm moving to Parawan full time with the ghosts, bitch deuces. That's all
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I want to see. But I bet that's going to be the season finale.
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So we have one more episode out of probably more conversations and other I'm
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just like Christine, You're terribly happy, and you're looking for any moment to
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like put a little dagger in there and listen. They deserve it and you
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get to have that moment. And we also know that you're trying to produce
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moments where Janelle can share how she really feels and your kids can share her
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heart. But we've seen it, yep, over and over and over again.
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Get to the good stuff? Do you get to the spice? I
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wish they would. God. After this, we get to this segment,
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which opens with Cody cutting some branches over at the McMansion, talking about how
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his entire world revolves around Robin and him and their life. I don't know
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why, but my entire being is wrapped up in the break doesn't of course,
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she's the love of my life. I could never leave her, not
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even to take my child to get her spinal surgery. I could never leave
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her ever, ever, ever, ever. And yet, just like two
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episodes ago, he's like, oh, I don't have a favorite wife.
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It's only about loyalty and respect. And then now we're hearing him she's the
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love of my life. I saw me. What changed? I mean,
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he's finally admitting to it. At least that's nice to say, because there's
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nothing left right to do because he's lied and tap danced and gas lit exactly
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this entire time, and there's really nothing else to do but to admit it.
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Yeah. Then act like you're justified to feel that way, because the
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only reason I love her so much is because they all suck. Yeah,
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I'd still love them if they didn't suck. Okay, I'd be a great
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husband to all these children that I've neglected if these wives didn't suck. I
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mean, Mary doesn't suck. She's been there this whole entire time, back
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in you reping you, I guess God. So, as he's talking about
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Robin being the love of his life, he then says, but you know,
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I have these quote unquote situations that I have to take care of other
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marriages, right, other marriages, And he speaks specif about Janelle, and
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he thinks that he could actually reconcile with Janelle. And I do think that
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he wants to. I think that he wants to, maybe for his ego
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and to save face. But he says that there's no chance that they can
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reconcile if all Janelle does is listen to Christine. Yeah, And he says
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that that's the only way that we'll be able to reconcile is if if she
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dumps Christine, because he thinks that Christine's such a bad influence on Janelle.
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Janelle the most rational, cool, calm collected person, the smartest one probably
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out of all the wives, which is not saying a lot, but I
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will give that to you. I'm just saying, you know, And he's
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saying that about Janelle like as if she's this dummy that's easily swayed by what
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by Christine. She's been talking. Christine's been talking shit about you for years.
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Even when you guys were married. She was talking about how bad your
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guys's marriage was. Did Janelle leave? No, she just saw that you
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were treating her kids badly. That was the last thing. And that was
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the last and we predicted that last year when we were watching season seventeen,
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that was gonna be the thing for Janelle. You're fucking too much, especially
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you said that because you're a Pake psychic. Well, I'm a Visaigeo.
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I'm a pake psychic too. Yeah, it just makes no sense to just
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think that Janelle can be led around by her nose by Christine, such as
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coming up with her own observations, and by the way, her observations are
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fair. Everything she's saying about you, and she's calling out the favoritism and
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how you've been treating her boys. All of this is true and fair and
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documented on film, might add, so what the fuck are you talking about?
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It has nothing to do with Christine. You're just so mad at Christine
24:30
that you can't see clearly. Ever. Ever, now, in the next
24:34
scene, we see that Christine has returned to Flag's staff. Apparently she comes
24:40
in every couple of weeks or maybe once a month, probably to do production
24:44
stuff and facilitate Cody's meager visitation with poor Truly, she's gotten herself a B
24:51
and B. She's been there for about a week, and she invites everybody
24:53
over for a nice lasagna dinner, in which they begin to discuss the holiday.
25:00
What did you think of this scene? This was kind of interesting.
25:03
I mean, Christine asks Janelle if the holidays are going to look the same
25:07
this year for her, meaning is she going to be with Cody or is
25:10
she not? And Janelle's like, yeah, I don't think I'm ever going
25:12
to spend another holiday with Cody again, yeah, which was huge. And
25:17
then she also says I think in her talking head, she's like, I
25:18
don't even miss them, Like I don't even care. This is the most
25:22
piece I felt in years, Like I don't have any desire to spend any
25:27
time with Cody or Robin, so fuck that right, And we also learned
25:32
she hasn't seen Robin or Mary for six months or seven months, which is
25:37
why huge time, and neither has Christine. We also start to talk about
25:41
the holidays generally, and we learned that Garrison offered up his house as a
25:47
neutral place for the family to meet on any given holiday, but this was
25:52
shot down promptly by Cody, And then we cut to Cody on the couch
25:56
saying, I got a house, yeah, and if you want to spend
25:59
a holiday with me, that means you have to come over to my house
26:03
where loyalty lives and I suspect and obedience lives. And if you can't do
26:07
that, then we're not going to spend time together. Unbelievable, unbelievable,
26:11
truly unbelievable that he would say that on camera. So Garrison actually offered at
26:17
some point, Hey, you can all come over to my house. I'd
26:18
love to see you dad, we can do something together, and he's like,
26:22
no, unless it's at my house, we can't do it. And
26:23
the only way you get to my house house is if you kiss the ring
26:27
of Robin and apologize for insulting her because you accused her of creating the COVID
26:33
rules. So all of these hoops that everybody has to jump through just to
26:37
see him and only on his turf. He's such a fucking bitch boy.
26:41
He's such a piece of shit. And then to turn around and try to
26:45
put on this false bullshit of like, oh, the wives Chanelle and Christine
26:49
are talking shit about me to my kids, and they're turning my kids away
26:52
from me and taking them away from me. It's like, dude, please
26:59
watch behavior on this season and last season and the season before that, and
27:03
why don't you just watch all seasons and see how you have treated your entire
27:07
family. Does not have the facility that's such respection. He's an actual,
27:11
like I believe he's an actual narcissist. Yes, he cannot self reflect,
27:15
he can't see himself in any other light than right, yep, and righteous.
27:21
So that's never going to work. But like, just speaking as a
27:22
parent and raccoons, there's a lot of you out there that our parents.
27:26
If I had fallen out with my child over for any reason, even if
27:30
my child was wrong, af if I had fallen out with my child,
27:34
and there was an opening to go and have fucking turkey dinner for Thanksgiving,
27:41
or just to go and meet them, sit down and have a conversation to
27:44
try and heal it and make it right. You better believe I would take
27:48
any opportunity to do so. Oh for sure. Really speaks to how much
27:52
fucking well to how his lack of integrity and lack of character is because he's
27:57
only thinking about himself and he really just doesn't want to leave his beautiful house
28:02
yep, his four acres. He doesn't want to have to be bothered to
28:06
go see his kids because he's going to have to defend himself. He's gonna
28:08
have to do emotional labor and work to hash the shit out. He just
28:11
doesn't want to be fucked with that. Nope, he'd rather just abandon them
28:15
and just pretend like they didn't even exist at this point. I mean,
28:18
that's what he's doing. It's so disgusting to watch, Like it's one thing
28:22
to leave your marriages with your wives, but it's another to completely abandon all
28:27
of your adult children just because they don't agree with how you've treated their moms
28:32
and how you've treated the rest of the family. He's just like, fuck
28:34
them, they're all jerks. I don't want to spend any time with him,
28:37
That's what he said last episode. Yet the phone goes both ways,
28:41
right, I'm reaching out. I care, I want to have a relationship
28:45
with them, but only on these conditions. Unbelievable. I'm just so gagged
28:51
and gooped that you have somebody who professes religion and spirituality in any way it
28:56
seems to be something that's important to him, and and yet they lie.
29:02
Yeah, and they're so unloving and unforgiving. They hold grudges, they don't
29:07
sacrifice like pride in order to make something work. Again, Like, this
29:12
is the most unspiritual behavior that I've ever seen on television. And you're sitting
29:18
here. You started this whole thing was so that you could show us how
29:21
great polygamy was right and how a polygamous family can function, and how it's
29:25
a beautiful thing. Well, underneath all of that, it's been fucking rotted
29:29
this entire time. You're a liar, you're a nark. And it's crazy
29:33
how it's all coming together. I know, it's crazy how it's all coming
29:36
together. Watching the Fall of Cody and Robin Brown, it's amazing, truly.
29:41
Do we think that Robin is a diagnosable nark? I know that it's
29:45
not appropriate to diagnose people on the internet, but I don't give a shit.
29:48
I don't a dumpster. So do we think she's like a legitimate diagnosible
29:52
nark of some sort after this episode? Yeah? Why? Because she says,
29:56
Oh, I'm mourning every holiday because I want the family back together.
30:00
Yet later in this episode, when they talk about family reunions and how all
30:04
three of the OG wives will be willing to get together with the entire family
30:08
for a family reunion, and both Cody and Robin are like, no,
30:14
we would not do that. Robin says, it's not safe, right,
30:17
there's too many disagreements that we need to work that stuff out, proving the
30:19
whole theory of that they need to apologize to you and everybody needs to kiss
30:23
the ring in order to get together again. And then Cody being like,
30:27
I would never ever in a million years see that bitch ass o ass trash
30:33
talk gast Christine. She's dead to me and so are all for kids essentially,
30:38
So I would be willing not to see my entire family if Christine is
30:42
there. What a fucking prideful jerk, Like, come, what a jerk
30:47
off? So both of them are narcs. Like Robin, if you actually
30:49
gave a shit about the family, you would say, you know, I
30:52
don't care about our differences. I don't care about these issues. I would
30:56
love to just like get back together with everybody again. That's it. She
31:00
to make this better. Yeah, she can't even say that it's right.
31:03
She didn't hear it Christmas when Mary was like, well, you can all
31:07
come over to my house. I can talk to you know, you guys
31:10
can use my house. And then Robin says that it's scary. Yeah,
31:15
Cody was willing in that moment, but it was Robin that turned the head
31:18
because she's the neck. She's a Nargas bitch. Oh wow. So the
31:23
next scene we have Robin and Aurora and Saul Maari Yeah head non over to
31:30
Mary and Mary's waiting for them outside because nobody really likes to film in the
31:33
house. Just every now and again, it's a special occasion. Usually we're
31:37
outside and Ari runs up to Mary and gives her a big old hug,
31:42
which is sweet. And Solomon runs up and sort of gives her a hug
31:47
it's a little bit more tentative. Yeah, but you can just see Mary
31:51
beam. Oh yeah, she loves that. And she talks about how she
31:53
has a really good relationship with Robin's kids and that they all really love her.
31:57
And I think Aura is over there as well. Yeah, and they
32:00
all had a really close relationship. And this is where Robin says in her
32:06
talking head, my kids have always really respected Mary and loved her because they
32:10
know that she gave up her legal marriage the way they all could get adopted,
32:15
which was a big deal to the kids. So and I think there's
32:19
probably some genuine truth to that. Maybe there's some feeling from the kids that
32:22
they do love Mary for that, maybe, but I think that's also programmed
32:27
from Robin, right right. She also says in a talking head or a
32:31
voiceover that they're visiting because it's important to Mary to see the kids. Yeah,
32:37
she's not visiting because she wants to visit with Mary or spend some time
32:40
or get the family together. It's because it's important to marry. Mary needs
32:45
it. So I am deigning to leave the castle and bring the prince and
32:49
the princesses over to Mary so she can spend five to ten minutes and then
32:52
we're out of here. We're out of here, so she can kind of
32:55
pretend like she's part of the family somehow. And Mary is so starved for
33:00
unconditional love and attention or just to feel like she's part of a family structure
33:06
that she's glowing. And I feel sadder and sadder every single episode, every
33:09
single scene with Mary, because even though she's so happy, it's sad because
33:14
it really is scraps, which is what Christine says at the end of this
33:17
episode to Janelle. He's only ever gonna give her scraps, And this is
33:22
what Mary is getting, and we're watching it, yeah, and it's really
33:23
pathetic, and I hate seeing it. And I just wanted to get to
33:27
the point where Mary finally leaves, and Mary she worthies up and she gets
33:30
the fuck out of there, because it's just sad. She's wasted so much
33:34
of her life to this fucking man and his bullshit narcissism. Gave up her
33:39
whole legal marriage for him, and he doesn't even have the decency to take
33:45
her out on a date every once in a while make her feel a little
33:47
social. She's not asking, he's not there, is he it's just Robin.
33:52
It's just Robin because he'd rather be anywhere else. He cannot be arsed.
33:57
Yep. Then we cut back to Christine and Janelle. They go down
34:00
into the basement of the B and B. The kids are doing whatever,
34:04
but Christine wants to talk to Janelle on her own. Christine does express like
34:07
she needs to be careful because if she goes too far with Janelle, Janelle's
34:12
just gonna shut it down. Yeah, which I love because Janelle has boundaries
34:15
and she's a queen that enforces her boundaries. Yes, but Christine wants to
34:20
check in. She wants to find out how everybody's doing. So we start
34:23
this conversation with Christine, not Christine, but Janelle asking Christine whether Cody has
34:30
been over to this B and B where she's been for a week, Yeah,
34:32
and visited. Christine kind of looks her like absolutely not, or is
34:37
not why would he? And then Christine turns around and asks whether Cody spent
34:44
more time with her when she was closer to him on Coyote Pass in the
34:49
RV, And this is kind of what launches us into the conversation about how
34:52
he would come over to the RV at seven pm, yep, and then
34:57
leave first thing in the morning to go and take solom school. Yeah,
35:00
which is very interesting. And this brings up Christine's talking head being like he's
35:06
never taken any of the other kids to school, and then it pops over
35:08
to Cody in his talking head and he says, well, I didn't have
35:13
a chance to take any of my other kids to school because we were always
35:15
busy living paycheck to paycheck and trying to make ends meet. So I didn't
35:20
have time. Is that tr I mean in Lehi, Yeah, they were
35:23
kind of po I mean it was just to know, but I mean for
35:27
the first season and then they started making TLC money. They weren't rich,
35:30
yeah, but by the time they're getting to Vegas and establishing themselves in Vegas,
35:35
he's not fucking working. They never opened the gym, they never became
35:37
real estate agents. Yeah, they're not doing anything but TLC. And so
35:42
what were you so busy doing, my guy, that you couldn't have actually
35:45
taken other kids to school or been there for them like you are for Saulinari,
35:49
Well, he was fucking Robin, that's what he was doing. Well,
35:51
And he even says, yeah, the reason I did it is because
35:52
I want to. Yeah, it's because I want to. I want to
35:54
have that chance. And he says it's actually his second chance to do it,
35:58
because he didn't do it with any of his other kids, and so
36:00
now he's making up for it in a sense with Robin's kids. And I
36:05
thought that was pretty fucked up, because I'm just like, you have this
36:07
whole family, and are you really looking at it as like this one big
36:12
old fuck up on your part and you just like don't care anymore. You're
36:15
like, uh, it's over and done with. There's nothing that I can
36:17
fix with it. So whatever, I'm just gonna have my make believe new
36:22
family with these other children and pretend like I'm fulfilled in my life. Yes,
36:28
I mean, there's gonna come a day where, even though he's a
36:30
malignant narc there's gonna come a day when he's sixty five bald and he realizes
36:37
that he's got nobody, Like, nobody's gonna come in year. I mean,
36:43
I don't know. I keep seeing rumors that she'll leave him, but
36:45
I don't think she will. I think they'll probably stay together. But like
36:47
none of his other kids are gonna care. Yeah, but I think Robin's
36:52
three kids are gonna care. I think Salinari are gonna care. I think
36:53
he will have people around him. But if he's even slightly present as he
37:00
and being on the planet, as he enters into the twilight of his years,
37:04
he's going to start thinking about regrets. He's going to start counting the
37:07
cost. Hope, so certain things. I mean, most people do,
37:10
like I'm younger and I do now, and I try to every action I
37:15
take, most of the actions I take, I try to think, like,
37:19
am I going to regret that when you're from now? Or I'm thinking
37:21
now with my maturity, like how I should conduct myself in the most loving
37:24
way possible. He's not there, he doesn't know how to be there.
37:27
But I'm thinking at some point he's going to have to think along those lines.
37:30
I mean, you've got to. I just I can't imagine that.
37:34
You can't, like, see what you've done after all of this shit.
37:38
You had this big, beautiful family, a million kids, and only a
37:43
fraction of them are going to care about you in the end. And they're
37:45
like, I feel like it's going to be fine. I think he's fine
37:49
right now with just this family. I feel like right now, he's untethering
37:52
himself. He's unhooking himself from all of these other people in their lives and
37:55
their kids. He does not care. That's so good because to care is
37:59
to her and to care is hard because, as I said, emotional labor,
38:02
you got to work through the shit that you've done, and all you
38:05
parents have done a fucking bad job with these kids. I'm sorry to be
38:07
so judging, but it's truly, Yeah, you have done a bad job.
38:10
Yeah. So yeah, I don't know what's going to happen to him.
38:14
We do have Robin on the couch saying that she told Cody that this
38:20
is not going to go overwhel with the other wives. If you come home
38:22
early and you cut into their time and you take Salnari to school, but
38:27
you never took those kids to school, there's going to be resentments. And
38:30
he said, stop it. I want to do it. This is what
38:34
I want to do. And so as Robin always says, well, Cody's
38:37
going to do what Cody wants to do. Do you believe that? I
38:39
do not, But I think it's very curious. And I was I watching
38:44
I think it was Nicki Haverstock and she was remarking on how Robin has taken
38:49
a few opportunities this season to throw him under the bus a little bit.
38:52
Yees right, like I wanted to do it, but he said, no,
38:55
I can't make Cody invite people over if Cody does want to do it.
39:00
And she puts a lot of the blame for a lot of this on
39:04
Cody. So is that true though? I mean, Robin's obviously complicit in
39:08
the whole monopolization of Cody, But like if she has been trying to advocate
39:15
for him to be a part of his kids' lives and try to do things
39:17
a little bit better, and he's just like, no, I don't care.
39:21
I mean, I can also see a world where that's true. Yes,
39:23
I can see a world where it's true. But I don't think that
39:29
Robin advocated for the other wives ever. No, not the otherwise. But
39:32
maybe she advocated in the kids and for the kids. I mean, because
39:36
Christine even says, and I wrote it down here somewhere that a bad sister
39:38
wife monopolizes her husband so that that husband doesn't spend time with the other wives
39:45
and the other kids. Yeah, which is when Cody counters and says,
39:47
well, actually, a bad sister wife takes the father's children away, and
39:52
Christine is a bad sister wife, and so I feel like the other wives
39:57
think that Robin monopoly Cody's time, Yeah, and kept him away from the
40:01
other family. So no, I don't think she was advocating for the other
40:05
wives and the other children ever. Ever, Ever, ever, I don't
40:08
think so either. I was just posing a question. After that, Christine
40:12
asks Janelle about her birthday, and Janelle's like, yeah, it was cool,
40:16
I mean friend vibes. Yeah, it was chilling, all right.
40:20
And at the end of the evening, he dropped me back at my dormitory
40:24
apartment where I live in not squalor, but certainly clutter. And I have
40:30
to scrape by with the money that I have to come up with myself since
40:32
I'm left out here in the cold. Yeah, imagine what she was thinking.
40:37
And then he left and went back to Robin and hasn't talked to her
40:40
in two weeks and hasn't talked to her in two weeks, and Christine just
40:44
can't take it. Yeah, She's like, that has got to suck.
40:47
Knowing that he's taking you out in a date and then he's dropping you off
40:51
so he can go back to his real wife. Right. It's absolutely wild.
40:54
And I don't know how Janelle doesn't see that, but I guess she
40:58
doesn't care mine. She's like, I don't really care. I have to
41:00
be amiable with him. We have a kid, Like we're gonna co parent.
41:04
I don't care. They can be together. I'm not sitting over here
41:07
worried about it. And so you can go back to her and they can
41:09
have each other. I'm cool with that. And this is where Janelle says
41:13
in her talking head. You know a lot of times when I'm talking to
41:16
Christine, there's this woe is me, I'm so worried for you? Yeah,
41:21
are you okay? And She's like, I'm perfectly fine. I know
41:24
that I deserve more, and I'm out here trying to get more. I
41:29
know what I need. I don't need anybody to feel bad for me.
41:30
What did you think about that? She's kind of calling Christine out a little
41:34
bit. Yeah, I could totally see that. I mean Christine kind of
41:37
is giving that energy. I mean she totally is like, oh, are
41:40
you okay? And it's like, okay, Christine. Not everybody handles feelings
41:45
and emotions like you. Do. Janelle is kind of a cool as a
41:46
cucumber type of person. I mean, she's like, if you don't bother
41:50
me, I'm cool. She's always been the most independent woman. She's always
41:53
advocated for polygamy because of that, because she's like, I don't want to
41:57
be around no husband all the time. I don't want to know what that.
42:00
But I think, deep down though, I think that's what Janee wants.
42:04
I think deep down she does want an attentive husband. She would love
42:07
to be with somebody all the time if they actually cared about her and wanted
42:10
to be around her and her children. So I think that there's some goodness
42:16
in what Christine's trying to do of like, come on, Janelle, like
42:20
I know you want more, And Janelle's putting on this front of like no,
42:22
I'm cool. I don't know if you're really cool with it. Though,
42:25
Christine to the camera's like, well, amiable, Like I saw the
42:29
fight, I mean for real, which confirms that they're seeing the footage as
42:32
the season is progressing, and so Christine watched it and so like, you're
42:36
gonna tell me that you guys are friendly and amiable or are you rug sweeping?
42:39
Because it feels a lot like rug sweeping, and I think Janelle does
42:43
a lot of rugsweeping totally to get along and to get bye. This is
42:47
then when they start talking about vacations, whether they would take a family vacation
42:52
with Cody and Mary and Robin or would they do holidays in the future with
42:58
them, and Janelle's like, absolutely not. And then I think it's Christine
43:00
who floats the idea of a family reunion, like a yearly reunion where everybody
43:05
just comes together in a neutral place and we just visit. Yeah, so
43:08
both Christine and Janelle would absolutely be open to it. They cut to Mary,
43:14
and Mary in her talking head is saying absolutely. I mean, I
43:16
don't think it would be too awkward, and yeah, I would be willing
43:20
to go to a reunion. And this is where we then cut to Robin
43:23
and she's like, hmm, there's too much tension and we really need to
43:28
resolve that before we can be together in the same room, which is why
43:32
she wanted to have a zoom present opening instead of an actual in person Christmas
43:37
present, of course, and then they cut to Cody and he's like,
43:42
absolutely not. You think I'm going to be in the same room with that
43:45
trash bag trash talk, and Hoe ask Christine, absolutely not, I'm not
43:49
going to no reunion, which is so crazy to me, so immature,
43:53
like coming so immature, coming from like a super turbo dysfunctional ass family.
43:59
And you know this, you know this feeling too, because we both have
44:01
this crazy family's lives. But like, I've never seen half of my family,
44:06
like half my family, we don't even fucking speak. They're all in
44:08
a bunch of different states. We've never had a family reunion. We're never
44:12
gonna have one. Contrast that with Yodada, right, and her dad's side
44:15
of the family's all this big old Irish Catholic, huge fucking family. Yes,
44:20
all these kids and grandkids and grandparents and all these people they get together
44:23
like every three years and there's no pressure. If nobody wants to go to
44:29
the reunion, it's not that big of a deal. But like when you
44:30
go to one. The first time I ever went, everybody's hugging on me
44:35
like I was part of the family, and it was just so lovely.
44:37
And some of the family members don't talk to each other, don't have good
44:39
relationships, because that's just how a family is of course, but there's no
44:44
obligation to hang out with them. No, go hang out with somebody else,
44:46
like you do your own thing. And it's just like it's just a
44:50
vibe, man, yes, and so like I don't understand how codye just
44:54
don't talk to Christine. You don't even have to associate, you don't have
44:58
to look at her, and she doesn't want to talk to you. She's
45:00
got a man, yeah, her own life, but she's willing to be
45:02
there, but you're not. And that's again what makes me so crazy about
45:07
both of them. It's wild to me. So I don't believe you're stupid
45:10
bullshit about how you want the family to get back together when you're literally on
45:14
TV saying I don't want to be with the rest of my family. Word.
45:19
After this, we got on back to Mary's house. We have Aurora
45:24
divulging that she's smit a boy, Yeah, too careless, he's nice,
45:30
and Cody approves. Cody's like, yeah, he's a nice kid. Yeah,
45:34
And we've got Mary and Robin talking about where they were at in their
45:37
lives at that age, because I think Aurora's nineteen or twenty here, and
45:42
Mary starts talking about how she got married to Cody when she was nineteen years
45:45
old, and I think Robin had a baby by then. It sounds like
45:51
it sounds like Robin was either married or with child. I'm not sure,
45:52
but like they went right into it. But Aurora has other things to do.
45:57
She's going to college, she's got a life ahead of her, and
46:00
they can't even imagine her being married at this age. And I'm like Snory,
46:04
and we're seeing the same set of pictures over and over again. Oh
46:07
my god, Mary and Cody getting married. Yeah, all those pictures out
46:10
on Coyote Pass. I don't care. I don't care at all. I
46:15
just only feel more bad for Mary because I'm like Jesus, only three months
46:21
into being nineteen and she got married to Cody and was locked to this asshole
46:24
right for the last thirty something years, all of these years of her life,
46:28
right wasted night Cays. We do learn from Mary that she, for
46:35
some reason, has re signed with her lease in that big, old,
46:38
empty, haunted house and Flagstaff. I don't understand. I don't get it.
46:43
What happened to you downsizing and getting a smaller place. A bougie woman,
46:46
she's a bougie woman. She likes a nice house. She had to
46:50
have the wet bar. She needs the space. I'm a special person with
46:52
the business, cringe. I have a lot of needs, so I need
46:57
a big house. And so she's I guess, unwilling to actually downsize.
47:00
I don't know, cringe. But Robin really doesn't seem effusive or happy or
47:06
even surprised that she's staying. She's just happy that Mary's not leaving the family.
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I mean, is she happy though, she's like, oh, you're
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staying. Oh okay, I guess that's good. And is this where we
47:15
have Cody saying I don't know why she lives here in the first place.
47:20
I think she should probably move back to Utah. I don't know what's keeping
47:22
her hair. She hardly ever sees the kids, she doesn't ever see me,
47:27
she hardly sees Robin. Why are you here, lady? I could
47:30
literally care less. Then we go back to the B and B and I
47:35
think this is the last scene, and there's a lot here. So I
47:37
wrote some things down. I'm gonna be writing down on my paper. But
47:42
we have Janelle saying that she would actually stay with Cody if he treated her
47:46
better, if he gave her equal time if he treated her like an actual
47:52
companion, somebody who enjoyed right, not going to happen, but if he
47:55
could. And see he's always talking about how he thinks reckoncill as possible with
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Janelle, and that's it. All you have to do is be there.
48:02
Yeah, she doesn't need a lot from you, do No, she's not
48:06
asking for a lot at all. Just go to her apartment, hang out
48:08
with her, have your stuff there, treat her like an actual wife and
48:13
she would stay with you. But he's not going to be able to manage
48:15
that. He's unwilling to do it. Yep. This is where we also
48:20
get into the subject of her needing to be released from her marriage. Yeah,
48:25
and she's not quite sure how to do that because she's no longer in
48:29
her spiritual community, which I didn't really know if that meant she'd left the
48:32
faith formally and she's kind of just an outlier, or whether there's no aub
48:37
people in the area. What did you think? Yeah, I think it's
48:40
because there's no aub people in the area, because I think from what I
48:45
heard from my Mormon friend Ethel formal Mormon friend, I think she said that
48:49
the aub are mainly like in Wyoming and like parts of Utah, so they're
48:53
not in that area. So there's nobody to really release her because they have
48:58
to go to the church and talk to their Mormon priests or way to admin
49:01
right to the HR department of the AAP for approval for this trance like a
49:07
tender may resignation. Who do I submit that to? So she doesn't know
49:10
any aub people, there's not a council, there's not a church, and
49:14
so they're just kind of hanging out there doing their own thing. But she
49:17
feels she has to be released in order to be able to move on and
49:21
potentially marry somebody else. Right, we talk about how she would be willing
49:24
to join a plural marriage, which just gags Christine. She's like, are
49:28
you kidding back? It gags me too. I'm like, really why?
49:30
Because of the independence and not being smothered by another dick who needs you to
49:35
do all his fucking laundry and cook his meals and also give him a blowjob.
49:38
She's not about that life, but you can have that with a man
49:42
that respects that. Yes, I guess, but she doesn't really know yet.
49:45
She's been married to this guy. For thirty years too, so she's
49:46
going to have to experience that. And that's I think when we get to
49:51
Christine laughing about how Robin had said last season when Christine broke the news that
49:58
she was leaving, that Christine is not going to be divorced until she bangs
50:02
another match and then it'll be official in the eyes of God. When you
50:07
fornicate with a man, then you will have all of your energetic ties and
50:09
chords cut from Cody Brown, and then you'll be free to marry somebody.
50:14
Christine's laughing, and she's the aub princess. You would think she would know
50:16
the doctrine and the tenants of her church on her face, and so she's
50:20
fucking laughing, Yeah, because it's ridiculous, Robin, you moron. Never
50:24
heard of that in my life, so crazy dump bitch. Janelle says that
50:30
she's content, like it's not everything she wants it to be. She doesn't
50:34
know what life's going to bring her, but at this moment, at this
50:37
time, I'm okay, I'm happy. I'm content, are you? And
50:42
Christine says that Cody will only ever give her scraps yep, and so she's
50:47
going to have to come to the consciousness that it's well and truly over on
50:52
her own time. Christine understands she can't persuade Janelle to see it any difference.
50:57
She can't make Janelle move to Utah and share her town situation, but
51:00
she knows that Janelle is going to get there at some point. And then
51:05
we conclude with Janelle saying that Cody is Cody, and he's always gonna do
51:10
Cody and he's just waiting for all of us to leave so that he doesn't
51:15
have to ask us to leave or ask us for a divorce, because,
51:19
as Christine has been calling him for years, which offends him so deeply,
51:22
he is effectively a coward one percent. And isn't this what she talks about
51:28
his ego, Like he only cares about the disillusion of his family when it
51:32
concerns his ego when it makes him look bad because his family has broken,
51:37
And I'm like, yes, call him at That's what we've been saying this
51:40
whole season, that Cody only gives a shit about his ego and how he
51:45
looks. He does not give a shit about his family. He does not
51:47
get give a shit about these wives. I would argue he doesn't necessarily give
51:52
too many shits about Robin. I mean, he cares about making her happy,
51:55
but like I think he just wants the pretty wife. He wants a
52:00
trophy wife, he wants this beautiful McMansion. I don't know if they're truly
52:02
happy. I think he's just comfortable. I think he's comfortable with her.
52:06
I think they both like to shop. I think they have similar interests.
52:08
I think that he's no longer willing to work for anything because he's got it
52:13
easy. He's got it easy. I'm just wondering what he's thinking sitting back
52:16
in his mcmagin in the Year of Our Lord twenty twenty three. Like,
52:20
I know, they are worried how they're going to keep this afloat, right
52:22
cause can we do this for another one or two seasons of just this?
52:27
I mean, how are they going to factor into any storyline? They're so
52:30
fucking boring. You haven't let us into your house for years, yep.
52:34
You haven't really let us spend a lot of time with your kids, yep.
52:37
And now all of a sudden, you're gonna make a show out of
52:40
stuff you haven't shown us that we're not interested in and not invested in.
52:44
It's not going to work, no, And if you keep fucking lying and
52:46
not telling the actual truth, then nobody's going to be interested at all.
52:50
It'd be nice if you guys could actually be honest and be authentic about this,
52:53
and you know, I don't know, take some ownership and maybe apologize
52:58
a little bit. That would be nice to see. Nobody gives a shit
53:00
about your stupid kids, Robin, I'm sorry, nobody cares about your stupid
53:02
storylines. I don't care about your dumb house. Like just sit there.
53:07
Yeah, for all I care, and go broke like I do not give
53:09
up rup. I mean, I think it would be just desserts. And
53:14
as Cody likes to say, karma, yes, it would be his karma
53:16
truly. If we go on to follow Christine and Janelle and their new romances
53:21
and all of the kids except for McKelty and Tony can't stand and cannot see,
53:23
don't need them. If we go on and just follow them for a
53:27
few more seasons and kind of wrap it up real tidy without Cody and Robin,
53:30
I would be really happy actually just hearing vicariously or secondhand what the fuck
53:35
is going on with them as they go bankrupt, they lose the McMansion and
53:37
have to live in their own dormitory apartment. Oh that would be so.
53:42
I don't like to wish ill on everybody, but given what they have done
53:45
to these wives, they would deserve it. It's just karma, they would
53:47
deserve it. All right. This ends the episode. We see the preview
53:52
of McKelty and Tony and I'm like, oh God, I'm gonna try and
53:55
not be rude here, but these hoes I just don't care. I mean,
54:00
they're gonna be announcing parency. I need you to watch it. Do
54:04
you know you're a brush it? Do you know you're on TV? Please
54:07
brush it? Brush your hair? Was something other than basketball shorts? Please?
54:10
God. So there's a big surprise, but of course, and again
54:15
they've already know all their information on social media, and we already know that
54:19
the surprise is going to be that she's carrying twins. Again boring DLC Seriously,
54:22
is not the shit we want to see. Yeah, and then we
54:25
get to Isabelle visiting Cody at his house and she looks unhappy. She looks
54:31
uncomfy to the nth degree, and Cody talks about some kind of a mild
54:37
strain. Yeah, and I'm sure he's going to blame it on Christine about
54:42
Isabelle being mad about not coming to surgery, any issues with the kids,
54:45
It's because of Christine, of course. So it sounds like a bit more
54:49
of the same. A lot of denial, some dumb points, gas lighting,
54:53
a lot of boredom, and some Tony and my county. I don't
54:58
want to hear about them. Well, that was it. Any final thoughts
55:01
about this week's episode of sisterwas build roll. I mean, the only good
55:07
thing about this episode was the music choice, Like, the music was better
55:09
in this episode. Didn't even notice the music what I paid attention? Okay,
55:13
yeah, because I'm a raccoon. You are a millennial raccoon, you
55:15
care about that. I like the music, it was nice, but like
55:17
the rest of this episode, I mean, there were some nuggets, but
55:21
the rest of it is just like snore, snores, snore. Yeah,
55:27
I heartily agree. Okay, Raccoons. Please keep in mind that we're going
55:30
to be back later last week to talk about Plaithville, which is also chugging
55:36
along with their dysfunction anyhow, and nine to Fiance, the last Resort,
55:39
which is just pure dysfunction and debauchery, which is right up in my dumpster.
55:44
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