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I Bought 100 Mystery Packages From Unclaimed Cargo · The conspiracy

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  Speaker 1: Hello, my beautiful, bright, shining star child. How you doing today?
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  Speaker 1: I have something to share with you, and it's that
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of baggage, and I really want
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  Speaker 1: to show you. And that's what we're doing today. Hello, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: and welcome back to my YouTube channel, or welcome to
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  Speaker 1: my YouTube channel. I'm CallMeChris, you can call me Chris,
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  Speaker 1: and yes, today we are doing part two of of
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  Speaker 1: opening lost cargo packages, because I ordered too many. But
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  Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun opening these packages, and
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  Speaker 1: I hope you enjoy watching them, because my lord, there's
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  Speaker 1: some interesting ones today. And for those of you that
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  Speaker 1: haven't watched part one yet, basically I went onto a
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  Speaker 1: somewhat sketchy website and bid on lost cargo returned items,
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  Speaker 1: items that never made them to you, and I bought them,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm opening them. So let's see if I got
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  Speaker 1: anything good. And we're back. We're back. It's part two
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  Speaker 1: of opening a bunch of boxes. I hope I get
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  Speaker 1: something a little cooler this time. The first box, oh no. Okay, this.
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  Speaker 1: If this is more diapers, I swear to God. Got
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  Speaker 1: a comeback of the box cutter. Not gonna throw it
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  Speaker 1: across the room this time. At least try. And not
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  Speaker 1: to kill my employee. It's diapers. It's diapers. Just giving
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  Speaker 1: these away again, which is fine. Did you cut yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Did you? Dude, I can't. Okay, now we're talking. Now
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  Speaker 1: we're talking. Wait. This is really cool! Look at these!
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  Speaker 1: Meow macaroni, what? Macaron? Meow macaron headphones? I've always wanted
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  Speaker 1: headphones with little cat ears on them. This is exciting,
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  Speaker 1: this is exciting. I could be like an uwu girl. Oh, wait, what?
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  Speaker 1: Is it glowing? Do I like, should, what's the, what's
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  Speaker 1: something that they do? Oh my god! Hello? I feel
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  Speaker 1: like somebody else would enjoy this a lot more than me.
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  Speaker 1: I think these are meant for kids, but I just
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  Speaker 1: have an abnormally small head, so they fit me. Like
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  Speaker 1: even on the smallest size, that's kind of sad. This
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  Speaker 1: is cute though. This is a good find. How much
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  Speaker 1: is this? Oh, I thought it'd be more than that. Yes. Next. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a shirt? Oh, it's like a, wow. It's
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  Speaker 1: just like a, Is this a blouse or a shirt? Wait,
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  Speaker 1: is it a blouse if it goes to the left
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  Speaker 1: or the right? I feel like this is a blouse.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, this is a... Is this a man shirt? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I probably won't wear this. Have to give it away.
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  Speaker 1: I think not for me, personally. But I got two
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  Speaker 1: of them. So that's pretty cool. Next. I hope it's
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  Speaker 1: not as many clothes this time. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: this is. Oh, wait. Is this a... Oh! It is clothes,
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  Speaker 1: but I actually like this. I'm keeping this. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: wear this and it feels so cheap. Oh, it smells
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  Speaker 1: like somebody that shouldn't be working made this, if you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Oh, shit. This is just a... Eh.
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  Speaker 1: What are these? Fresh protection, maximum absorbency. Are they, they're
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  Speaker 1: adult diapers. That's really funny. They are. I literally didn't
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  Speaker 1: even look at depend right there. Wait, I might, I
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  Speaker 1: may need these one day. I have a couple of
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  Speaker 1: friends that might actually use these just for like their own,
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  Speaker 1: their own stuff. Okay. Well, I don't know. I might
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  Speaker 1: need some of these someday, but I should probably give
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  Speaker 1: them away. I might, there's a lot though. There's like
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  Speaker 1: a whole, there's a whole other pack. Interesting. Damn. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's big, I like that. Oh, God. It looks like
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  Speaker 1: a trash can, maybe. I don't know if it is, though.
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  Speaker 1: It is a trash can! Wait, this is the trash
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  Speaker 1: can that we were talking about. This is, we actually
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  Speaker 1: need this. This is the one you were talking about, John, right?
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  Speaker 1: That's serendipitous, I'm okay with that. That's really funny. It's
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  Speaker 1: a little broken. She's got a chip out of it,
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  Speaker 1: right there. But I'll make it work, I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how. Something like that. Good big trash can,
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  Speaker 1: I'm okay with this. I'm keeping this, no trash. Walmart,
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  Speaker 1: oh look, clothes from Walmart, my favorite. It looks like
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  Speaker 1: a jacket I'm kind of wearing right now, or the
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  Speaker 1: shirt I'm wearing, but yellow? Wait, I would totally wear this.
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  Speaker 1: Does this fit me? I'm kind of wearing a bigger
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  Speaker 1: shirt right now. Sick. How does it look? This is good,
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  Speaker 1: I like this. I'll wash it, but I'm not mad
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  Speaker 1: at that, and the material actually feels pretty nice. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: I know we're having a lot of fun opening packages,
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  Speaker 1: but I want to let you know what else I
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  Speaker 1: of Midas Merge and let the fun begin. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: again to Midas Merge for sponsoring this video and let's
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  Speaker 1: get back to it. Next. Huh. Feels like something I
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  Speaker 1: gotta build, which means I don't want it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what this is. Is this a shelf? Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: It's a shelf, but it's like an insert, so it's
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  Speaker 1: like a floating shelf. Pretty cool. There's a world where
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  Speaker 1: I could find a use for this, but I just
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  Speaker 1: don't think there is, so I'm gonna have to give
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  Speaker 1: this one away. This feels like it's like $ 5 also,
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  Speaker 1: maybe 10. Thanks. Love the packing tape job. I love
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  Speaker 1: the loose packing tape. Wait, this is cool. This is fun.
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  Speaker 1: I like this. Oh shit. Oh my God. Guess who's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be in the background of my videos. He's all
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  Speaker 1: broken up though. Oh, we got a sternum. Wait for it.
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  Speaker 1: We got a pelvis and we got a head. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my God. That's probably not right, but he's gonna, oh no.
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  Speaker 1: He'll stay there this whole time. I like this guy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit. Sorry. Perfect, next. Lens ball. Oh, is it
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  Speaker 1: just like a, is it just, is this just to
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  Speaker 1: hold the lens? Do you want this for your camera? Perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that. Worked out. Walmart. Oh my God. Is
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  Speaker 1: it clothes? It's gloves. This looks like it absolutely has
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  Speaker 1: been worn. Oh, it looks kind of cozy. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's a pajama set. It looks used and it's, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like this looks like the type
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  Speaker 1: of outfit somebody put on and then put back in
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  Speaker 1: the bag, hoping that I would open it and smell it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not going to give them that satisfaction. Where's
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  Speaker 1: this made? Where's this from? I wonder where it's from.
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  Speaker 1: What is this? Is this a... Is this a... What
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  Speaker 1: is this? Is this a latrine? Is this a toilet?
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  Speaker 1: It's got a, ew, ew, oh God, oh God, oh God,
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  Speaker 1: oh God. It's a, oh my God, it's used in
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  Speaker 1: the bottom. This is like a cat thing. Is this
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  Speaker 1: a cat toilet? There's literally cat litter at the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, it's got, it's literally has loose cat
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  Speaker 1: litter in it. I'm gonna go ahead and pass. I
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  Speaker 1: was kind of excited because this looks actually pretty fun
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  Speaker 1: to use for your cat. $ 70, it feels like it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I guess I could clean
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  Speaker 1: it up and use it. I have a cat now,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't think I can. It could be human.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just assume there's some freak people
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  Speaker 1: that just maybe a person shit in this in kitty
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  Speaker 1: litter and then sent it back. I don't know. Got it. Oh, God. Jesus. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: Just loose metal. I love loose metal. I got a
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  Speaker 1: lot of loose metal last time. My favorite. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. It's just loose metal with
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  Speaker 1: no instructions. I don't know what to do with this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's, it's greasy. It feels like there's
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  Speaker 1: maple syrup on it. Installation diagram for the SJHD. It's
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  Speaker 1: a drawer with not, not all the pieces. So I'm a,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a, I'm a, I'm a throw this one out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw this one out. Oh good. A little
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  Speaker 1: small one. This one's nice. This one's nice. That's fun!
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god! A prescription coffee mug? That is so
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  Speaker 1: millennial and it's so me and I love it. Caleb
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  Speaker 1: would hate this. I can't function without my coffee. I
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  Speaker 1: even have a prescription for it. This is funny. He
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  Speaker 1: would think this is funny. This is great. It says,
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  Speaker 1: prescription coffee, Dr. Harold Feelgood, Mr. Java Joe espresso, drink
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  Speaker 1: one mug by mouth, repeat until awake and alert, daily grind,
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  Speaker 1: quantity 12 ounces of black gold, refills, sure, expires when
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  Speaker 1: the mug's empty. That's awesome. may cause a little problem
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  Speaker 1: such as the jitters, sleepiness, bad breath, and irritability. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what anyone says. This is the best find
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  Speaker 1: I've ever seen. This is great. This is going in
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  Speaker 1: my cupboard. Walmart. Clothes. Oh, wow. Oh, this is like
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  Speaker 1: a little girl's dress. Oh, that's actually really cute. This
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  Speaker 1: is like a little recital dress. I don't think I'll
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  Speaker 1: fit into it, so I think I'll have to give
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  Speaker 1: it away. But that's cute. That's a cute little dress.
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  Speaker 1: I think somebody will enjoy that. Sweet. Sounds cool. No.
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  Speaker 1: Stop giving me clothes. Stop giving me Christmas clothes. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: these are pretty cool though. More Grinch clothes. People don't
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  Speaker 1: like the Grinch clothes. These are all returns. That's so sad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give those away. Oh, I wonder what this is.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder what this is. I could never guess what
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  Speaker 1: this would be. Is it actually a high chair? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. What is this? Folding, what?
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  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be a high chair. It's actually a
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  Speaker 1: folding play mat. Can I use this for dogs? Is
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  Speaker 1: that acceptable? Interesting. I have a nephew, so he could
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  Speaker 1: use this maybe. But then again, is it used? Is
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  Speaker 1: it used? Did a grown man in a grown man
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  Speaker 1: baby typer lay on this? There's like numbers and letters
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  Speaker 1: on it. That's really cool. Oh my God! I should
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  Speaker 1: not be this excited about the fucking play mat. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: look at all the education. Look at that! Wow! You
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  Speaker 1: can learn a fox. Wow, this is actually really nice
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  Speaker 1: material as well. I should probably give this to a child.
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  Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't keep this even though I want to.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it to a kid because this is
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  Speaker 1: actually really cool. Wow, oh, it's even got like heights
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  Speaker 1: on it and stuff too. Oh no. This guy's not
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  Speaker 1: doing well. It's okay, just drink your millennial coffee. There
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  Speaker 1: we go. Um, pretty cool. I'm gonna give this away. Ooh, hefty.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: It's clothes again, I know it. Oh my god, let's
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  Speaker 1: take more clothes. This actually looks pretty nice. Fashions. Is
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  Speaker 1: that a brand? I don't know if that's a brand.
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  Speaker 1: I think somebody would enjoy this. It's a nice color.
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  Speaker 1: Not for me personally, but nice. Giveaway. Oh. Maybe it's
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: jelly beans. I've been wanting jelly beans, so I just
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  Speaker 1: kind of hope it's jelly beans. It's not jelly beans.
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  Speaker 1: It's a softened underbrush remineralizing gum. Cameron would love this.
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  Speaker 1: He loves all like the natural stuff. Oh, it's just
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  Speaker 1: like loose. Can you see that? It's just like loose gum.
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  Speaker 1: And they're all like different Sizes. Am I gonna die? Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: if this is the last thing I do. Oh. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't supposed to be like that. It tastes okay. I
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  Speaker 1: can't chew it. I'm scared now. It's gonna break my teeth.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: This is not good marketing for mimped gum. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: spit it out. I can't chew it. Not a fan.
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  Speaker 1: Not a fan. I get why they returned it. Sweet.
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  Speaker 1: More clothes. More clothes. Made in China. Who ordered this?
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  Speaker 1: This is crazy. This is a crazy pattern. I get
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  Speaker 1: why they returned it though, because it feels like this
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  Speaker 1: would hurt my skin if I wore it. So, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think anybody should wear this. It's very thin and
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  Speaker 1: it smells weird. Walmart. I mean, it seems like it's empty. Elastics.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God. I actually kind of need these, so
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  Speaker 1: not upset about that. I'm gonna keep those. Walmart, gotta
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  Speaker 1: be closed. Oh no, it's a little weird stuffed animal. Wolfie,
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  Speaker 1: you want this one too? It's a little dinosaur. A
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  Speaker 1: little dinosaur, oh my God, it looks like a frog.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty cute, it's pretty cute. Here, you want it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, is this more Christmas stuff? God damn it. Oh. Oh, wow. Mm,
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  Speaker 1: I could get use out of this. I don't know where,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know when, but I think I could use this.
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  Speaker 1: I'mma keep it. God. This is just gonna be all clothes. Terrible. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: It's a pretty nice vest. Oh, it has buttons on it.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a, is it a, I think a temperature?
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  Speaker 1: So it like keeps you warm? That's kinda neat. Interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how it works, though, or if you
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  Speaker 1: could charge it or how that works. There's another thing
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  Speaker 1: in here. It just says back and belly on there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. It's just like a
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  Speaker 1: bomb vest or something. Okay. That's heavy. That one's heavy. Oh,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? It's like multiple items in here. Interesting. Um, hmm.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what this is, but I like it
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  Speaker 1: a lot. I'm gonna find a place for it. I
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: don't know what it's for. I really don't know what
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  Speaker 1: this is for. I feel like it needs, it has
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  Speaker 1: a glass bottom that is not here, but that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna find use for that. And then we have
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  Speaker 1: this bag and I actually really like this bag. This
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  Speaker 1: is a nice bag. Nothing in it. Kind of was
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  Speaker 1: hoping for a bag of cash. That's okay though. It's
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  Speaker 1: got a strap. I like it. This is actually a
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  Speaker 1: really cute bag. Little cute duffel bag. I'm gonna keep that. Somebody...
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  Speaker 1: Busted the shit out of this ladder. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Looks like somebody built it, broke it, and then put
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  Speaker 1: it back together. Oh, wait! Oh, I thought it was
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: a ladder. What is this? Is this for laundry? Is
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: this like a laundry thing? Doesn't work that well. It's
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: gonna be more clothes. Somebody's sassy granny did not like this.
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  Speaker 1: It is very soft though. Very soft. I'm gonna give
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  Speaker 1: it away. It's another giveaway. This is, this is... You
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: got some good ones in this haul, but also just
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: a lot of clothes. This could be interesting. Definitely not clothes. Huh,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I feel like a monkey. What is this? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what this is. It feels like there's more inside
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  Speaker 1: of it. I need to see. Oh! I knew it.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Oh no. I don't know. Okay. Just a classic boomer
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  Speaker 1: sign that they would have just in their living room.
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  Speaker 1: Not even their dog. Just a dog. What does this say?
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  Speaker 1: I am your friend, your partner, your dog. You are
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  Speaker 1: my life, my love, my leader. I will be your
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  Speaker 1: faithful and true to the last beat of my heart.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I am your... Is this Oakley? Is this a dog?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Is this like a famous dog or something? Or is
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: this just some person's random dog where they didn't get
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  Speaker 1: their poster? I feel bad for having this. Oh, now
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad. In honor of this dog, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: throw this out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just don't
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  Speaker 1: have any use for it. Next. Oh my God, my favorite, clothes.
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  Speaker 1: I love clothes. I love getting Christmas pajamas specifically. I
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  Speaker 1: love them, they're my favorite. This is making me hate Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: I hate Christmas now. I am the Grinch, I swear
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  Speaker 1: to God. It's already open, I already know. I already
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: know it's clothes. I already know it's clothes. Usually I
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  Speaker 1: get excited about clothes. It is jean though, that's kinda cool. Oh,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: what the? Oh. Oh. Who in, what? It's like a jean,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: what is cow bussy? What is that? What is that?
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  Speaker 1: Is that legal? What is that? It's a dress with
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: a hood, but it's jean, so it's cool. Cow bussy,
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  Speaker 1: it looks official. Is it another poster? Oh no. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it should be the same one. She reordered it and
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: she still didn't get it. That'd be terrible. I feel
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  Speaker 1: so bad. Oh, it looks the same. Oh no. Carol, no. Look,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I'm opening an ancient scroll. Oh no, it's sideways. Okay. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is also a custom poster because it's got specific
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  Speaker 1: names on it. I bet the same lady ordered this.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't have the name though. Family, a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of crazy, a little bit of loud, and a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of love. Robin, Riley, and Michael. Aw. Damn it.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Damn it. I hope she never orders from them again.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: And it's all like, she was probably gonna frame these.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it. Ooh, fuzzy jacket. Wait, is it?
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wait. Why is it so long? It's so long.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Oh God, it's got, ooh is that shit? It's got
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: like little Oh, just little fuzzies on it. Clearly somebody
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: tried it on while they were wearing something fuzzy or something.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Smells weird too. I'ma give that away. I'ma maybe throw
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: it out. Oh, oh, okay. Oh, look, definitely not closed.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Definitely made in China, though. Acupoint. Is this like acupuncture?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I don't like needles. Oh. Electronic pain relief. Oh! Mmm. Interesting.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how this works. To place pad here,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: gel side down to preserve adhesive surface. But like, what
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: do you do? I don't understand how this works. Where's
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: the instructions? Because I kind of want to use it. Oh,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I think it's like, is it for a device that
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I don't have? Oh no, you put it in the middle.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Place pad here, gel side down to preserve the adhesive surface. Oh,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I already up, I think. Maybe that's why they returned it. Okay, yeah,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: this makes sense. Okay, yeah. So that's where the gel
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: part goes. I screwed up though. Oh no, oh no.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: What have I done? Boo, yeah. Perfect. I'm about to
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: hurt myself. I feel like I'm disabling a bomb right now.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I hate people watching me trying to figure stuff out.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I'm usually just in my room by myself taking 20
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: minutes to do something a five-year-old would take two minutes
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: to do. This is embarrassing. Oh, I feel something. It's
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: like a little... I don't like that. I don't like that.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: It's like blows shit up. It's like... It feels like
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: it's pumping poison into me or something, which it's not.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: It's not. It's just, ew, I hate this. I don't
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: like it. I don't like it. Interesting. I didn't realize
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: they had like little tiny ones of this. I've only
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: seen like the really big ones. Next. Is that it?
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? That's it? That sucks. I was getting it.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I was getting it. I feel like the only good
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: thing I got was those headphones. Oh, wait. No, this
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: guy was pretty cool. I'm sorry. This was pretty cool too.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I like this. I feel like next time I'm going
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: to go for like a, like a, I don't know,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: just absurdly, absurdly outlandish like tech box or something. But
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: if you stuck around, appreciate it. I don't know why
• 21:45
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• 21:47
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• 21:57
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• 22:01
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• 22:04
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• 22:05
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• 22:07
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• 22:10
  Speaker 1: you enjoyed the video, truly, truly. Let me know if
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: you want to see any other videos like this. I mean,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: hopefully next time I get just a better haul, but
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I hope it was entertaining all the same. But until then,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I will see you beautiful face in the next video.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: All right, bye.