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Fandomonium - Jackie Chan - Naughty Boys vs Project A · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Pandemonium, the pop culture game show
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  Speaker 1: that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
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  Speaker 1: games master and evil crime lord who is actually an
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  Speaker 1: ancient dragon, Matt Watson.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is after good. Now you'll find out.
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  Speaker 1: You'll find out the coolest Jackie Chan property there is.
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  Speaker 1: But a games master needs games, and games need players,
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  Speaker 1: so please welcome.
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  Speaker 2: First.
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  Speaker 1: He is a musician and Gateleaper's regular, and he's also
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  Speaker 1: a Chan fan, so screw it, I'm making him team
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  Speaker 1: captain the episode.
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  Speaker 2: It's Chris Reagan.
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  Speaker 3: Hey what, yes, you were absolutely right. I am a
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  Speaker 3: huge Chan fan. Huge, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Look I love a rhyme with Chris.
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  Speaker 1: He is our og captain, a fantastic artist, and also
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  Speaker 1: has the initials JC, just not as a stage name
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  Speaker 1: on this podcast. It's Jason. Don't talk to me, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: people can't know your Jesus. Christ Welcome, Chris, Welcome, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: How are you both? I'm awesome. I'm loving good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When Christy and we are together, nothing gets accomplished, not
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  Speaker 2: at all statistically ready to lose, you know, but feeling good,
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  Speaker 2: all the feeling good, all the same.
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  Speaker 1: Nice. Nice Jason, you're dressed very smart today. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like I should point out you're looking very sharp.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I have a job.
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  Speaker 3: That I need people to know that.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you coming straight from the office. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: the recording Boo's lovely stuff. I think you're dressed in
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  Speaker 1: everyday clothes, just like the subject of today's episode often
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  Speaker 1: is before he breaks out into some kind of.
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  Speaker 2: I gonna say, I'm very detective Lee right now if
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  Speaker 2: we have to, if you have to give me a Moniker.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe not so much as the spy next door Sean,
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  Speaker 2: but my favorite Jackie Chan is always going to be
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  Speaker 2: rush Hour. That's my favorite Jackie.
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  Speaker 3: Champ property nice.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe I'm channeling that. We'll say that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Jason, So you're a big Jackie Chan fan.
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  Speaker 3: Huge, huge.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, as a child growing up in the two thousands,
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  Speaker 2: that's what everyone will call me. I am Asian American,
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  Speaker 2: but also like it's also it's one used to like
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  Speaker 2: bully me or eject me to my race, but at
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  Speaker 2: the same time like fucking awesome guy, like my hero,
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  Speaker 2: like growing up, you know, because like he was the guy,
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  Speaker 2: he was the guy in movies and he was always
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  Speaker 2: badass and awesome but also funny. So I was just
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  Speaker 2: I'm just a huge Jackie Chan fan. I haven't seen
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  Speaker 2: all two hundred and fifty sixty seven of his movies.
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  Speaker 2: Fun Well, they're all referenced hits to night. I've seen
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  Speaker 2: the Big Hitters, Drunken Master, the Jackie Chan Adventures Jackie.
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  Speaker 1: And that's all you need, That's all you need. Oh fantastic. Well, Jason,
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  Speaker 1: I believe you're also a Chan fan. Christ you're a
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  Speaker 1: Chan fan?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, for sure, for sure. Loved First Strike,
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  Speaker 3: one of my top favorite movies growing up as a kid.
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  Speaker 3: Huge into Rush Hour, Rush Hour and the Shanghai Noon
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  Speaker 3: Slash Shanghai Knights movies. I was rewatching some of them
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  Speaker 3: this last week with Jen and I realized I quote
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  Speaker 3: these movies to this day and I don't even realize it,
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  Speaker 3: and rewatching them after like ten years, twenty years and
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  Speaker 3: some honestly, for First Strike, I was like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: that's what that's from. Yeah, it is deeply, it is
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  Speaker 3: deeply ingrained in there.
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  Speaker 2: What are some of these quotes that you're saying, Uh,
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  Speaker 2: there's okay, there's just this one part in First Strike
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  Speaker 2: where there's a character who like she hasn't seen her
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  Speaker 2: brother in a very long time, and she.
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  Speaker 3: Just goes brother because it's like the really bad dub
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  Speaker 3: like the nineties.
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  Speaker 4: Chant ones the new line dub every time I yeah,
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  Speaker 4: every time I say I say that brother like that
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  Speaker 4: a lot, and I realized that that was what it
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  Speaker 4: was from.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just one though. So Niche, Holy shit, so Niche.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't get my own reference. It was so.
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  Speaker 1: Niche rediscovered where your personality came from exactly.
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  Speaker 3: It was huge. This chant is huge for me.
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  Speaker 1: Fantastic of course, as I mentioned, Chris, you're our team
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  Speaker 1: captain means anything, but you have authority over Jason.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I don't know how that works, but.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's about goddamn time. But no, we are
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  Speaker 3: going to lose, so I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we'll find out, because let's introduce your opponents. He
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  Speaker 1: is an author, podcaster, and games master of BFYW and
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  Speaker 1: he's also a Jackie fanatic. So screw it, I'm making
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  Speaker 1: him team captain for this episode. It's Aaron Randolph.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, guys, I feel it maybe perhaps wildly inappropriate that
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  Speaker 5: you're putting the two white guys in charge of an
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  Speaker 5: Asian man and a woman.
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  Speaker 2: Did you think about it until now? But the optics
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  Speaker 2: are bad? Maybe not great gang.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe not the best time to switch that up, but.
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  Speaker 2: Escapeism.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she is our evergreen panelist, a comedian an
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  Speaker 1: improviser who works in STEM, which today stands for Strike
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  Speaker 1: True Epic.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 2: It's Audra Stephenson. Hello, Hello, Hello, Audra, Hello Aaron? How
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  Speaker 2: are you both doing?
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  Speaker 5: Oh good? Just chazz to be here, man.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm doing great. I'm having a great time.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Look, we're recording this at a certain time in American history,
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  Speaker 1: but we're here to have fun. We're here to have fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The world isn't ending.
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  Speaker 5: And we are going to have fun and no one
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  Speaker 5: is going to stop us.
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  Speaker 3: Have fun.
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  Speaker 1: Just practicing authoritarianism, Okay, Chris is practicing crime.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll call it practicing.
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  Speaker 5: Aaron.
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  Speaker 2: We'll start with you. Are you are a Jackie Chan fan?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Huge. I I didn't come across Jackie, and I knew
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  Speaker 5: of him, but I had never really been exposed to
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  Speaker 5: his work until I landed a gig like sophomore year
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  Speaker 5: in college to do the Wild West stunt show at
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  Speaker 5: a local amusement park and one of my fellow cowboys
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  Speaker 5: was an even bigger Jackie Chan fan than I was,
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  Speaker 5: and they had this little TV and VCR in the
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  Speaker 5: green room where we'd sit and chill between shows, and
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  Speaker 5: he would just bring in movie after movie, and he
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  Speaker 5: started with Drunken Master, which is just one of the
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  Speaker 5: all time greats, and then you know, he brought in
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  Speaker 5: Snake and Eagle Shadow, which came out around the same time.
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  Speaker 5: And then the day my fandom got cemented was the
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  Speaker 5: day he brought in Drunken Master two, which blew my mind,
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  Speaker 5: just absolutely blew my mind out the back of my
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  Speaker 5: head and it just kept going into the street and
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  Speaker 5: scared a child. Once I retrieved my brain and settled
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  Speaker 5: back down, I was like, I'm going to be a
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  Speaker 5: Jackie Chan fan for life, and honestly, like I don't.
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  Speaker 5: He's never let me down. Like everything I've seen with
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  Speaker 5: him in it has been extraordinary. Yeah, so yeah, just
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  Speaker 5: huge fan. Haven't seen everything, so we'll see how today goes.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, but as Jason mentioned, I don't think it was
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  Speaker 1: much of an exaggeration to say two hundred and fifty.
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  Speaker 1: The guy's done a lot of movies. So yeah, if anyone,
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  Speaker 1: anyone listening to this has seen all of the Jackie
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  Speaker 1: Chan movies. Get in touch. You could be on the
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  Speaker 1: sequel to this episode.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, yeah, Jackie Chan.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would love to meet and talk Jackie Cham.
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  Speaker 5: That's what we're here to do.
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  Speaker 7: We haven't done the muse segment, but if you have
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  Speaker 7: watched all two hundred and fifty Jackie Chan films, send
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  Speaker 7: me your muse.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, please gay labors at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Now, oh perfect, Look at that promotion. Ore, I'll move
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  Speaker 1: over that seamless transition by mentioning it. Oh, dre, you're
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  Speaker 1: a fan of Jackie Cham.
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  Speaker 7: I am. My media consumption was kind of limited growing up,
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  Speaker 7: but we loved Jackie Chan in my household, and I
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  Speaker 7: watched a lot of Jackie Chan movies, especially when I
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  Speaker 7: was six, So I'm kind of grateful for being a
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  Speaker 7: sickly child, I got to watch a lot of them
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  Speaker 7: over and over. I did not watch growing up Drunken Master.
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  Speaker 7: Oh he's the best at being drunk. Oh, he's incredibly
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  Speaker 7: skillful at alcohol. He can do absolutely anything the best
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  Speaker 7: when he's drunk. They couldn't have me falling to the
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  Speaker 7: sin of pride.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah's probably for the childhood education.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I watched a lot of other Jackie Chan films.
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  Speaker 1: His wholesome family movies. Maybe maybe a bit more. They're
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  Speaker 1: allowed in a Christian household, you know, the spy next door,
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  Speaker 1: the medallion.
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  Speaker 3: Look out, mosquitoes. Those mosquitos are gonna come kill every
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  Speaker 3: the ultimate dad guy.
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  Speaker 1: Remember all these answers for very soon. Oh, that's that's good.
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  Speaker 1: We've I think everyone here is a fan of Jackie Chen.
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  Speaker 1: That's uh, that's pretty good going. It's how often do
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  Speaker 1: we have that. We've usually got someone who's like, what
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  Speaker 1: am I doing here?
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  Speaker 3: Gang?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I've ever done that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Teams, you're trying to get on with your everyday
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  Speaker 1: life as just totally normal guys, but a team of
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  Speaker 1: masked assassins have shown up to kill you. You easily
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  Speaker 1: dispatch them as though you're secretly trained in martial arts
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  Speaker 1: or something. But you're going to need to tell the
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  Speaker 1: police who you are. So I'd like each pair to
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  Speaker 1: come up with a Jackie Chan themed team name.
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  Speaker 2: Please. Let's start with Chris and Jason. What have you got?
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  Speaker 5: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: I came up with three nice so the first one
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  Speaker 3: very you know, right down right down the line, the
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  Speaker 3: drunken masters, Yes, naturally. And then I had a jacked ease.
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  Speaker 3: I like it, you know, a little bit of.
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  Speaker 2: A stretch, a pair of jackedese. Yeah, some Jack D's.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that could that like saying it enough
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  Speaker 2: will we'll eventually get to it sounds like something we
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  Speaker 2: don't want it to sound like. Probably I didn't think
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  Speaker 2: that far ahead, so it's whatever.
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  Speaker 3: And then the third one is just everyday police officers
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  Speaker 3: because that's that's what he plays in ninety percent of
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  Speaker 3: his movies.
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  Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, I think ninety. I think I did
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  Speaker 2: the Math and it's ninety. Yeah, it's gonna be ninety.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I like those jack these. Yeah, it's gonna be really
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  Speaker 2: hard for me not to say Jack D's nuts for
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  Speaker 2: that one. I think that's my only complaint about that one.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair, fair complaint. Do you have any Yeah, the
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  Speaker 2: ones that I have kind of kind of down the
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  Speaker 2: line as well, Like I have the improvised weapons. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I've got Noddy Boys because I just looked up his
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  Speaker 2: filmography and I went, that's really funny.
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  Speaker 3: Also on my leg I saw that and it didn't
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  Speaker 3: even occur to me. God damn it. Love it.
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  Speaker 2: Boys. Oh maybe we take that from them. I have
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  Speaker 2: pikes Peak Nights. I didn't like that one as much.
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  Speaker 2: I really like this one though, the gay rat Dads,
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  Speaker 2: which more yeah, because Jackie Chan plays Splinter in the
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  Speaker 2: Newest Teenage Mean and Ninja Turtle movies or rat Dads.
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  Speaker 2: But then there was like this rumor that the like,
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  Speaker 2: the person he hooks up with at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the movie was like a man. So forever people were like,
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  Speaker 2: Splitter's not gay and all this other stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And Splinter hooks up with someone at the end of
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  Speaker 3: the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Not like hooks up, but like, yeah, he gets together
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  Speaker 2: with like a mutant bug and the mute bug doesn't
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  Speaker 2: really have gender, okay, yeah, yeah yeah. But then people
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  Speaker 2: were like, oh, it's he So all the internet was
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  Speaker 2: like smart can't be gay and to be gay?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's better and it's cooler because Jackie Chan
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  Speaker 2: has certain views on that, and I think it's funnier
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  Speaker 2: if Splinter is gay Jackie Chan having those views, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I like it's a it's a protest name. I like it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not a my my top two uh naughty
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  Speaker 3: boys and and and gay rat dads. I like I
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  Speaker 3: like those two.
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  Speaker 2: I like this. Those are hard choices. I think they're
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  Speaker 2: perfect for us as well. I just want to say that, well,
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  Speaker 2: I guess captain's choice.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like naughty boys is going to be easier
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  Speaker 3: to say at the final round. Absolutely, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: I want to steal it from really getting their head
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  Speaker 3: for like like up tops get.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, all right boys, but also Chris
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  Speaker 1: not going with the protest one shows by Chris's opinion
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  Speaker 1: soccer guys, I just don't want to guys. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: you just shaved your head, Chris. Okay, we have the
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  Speaker 1: naughty boys, let's find out who they're going to be
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  Speaker 1: facing Aaron all try.
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  Speaker 5: Well, as for usual, I went down the root of
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  Speaker 5: trying to name one after address. So I have odd
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  Speaker 5: drunken masters. Yes, I have add drunken boxing. Basically all
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  Speaker 5: of them were drunk but I also came up with
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  Speaker 5: some takes on some of his movies. So there's well.
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  Speaker 5: The first one I would was like a take on
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  Speaker 5: a like if he ran for president.
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  Speaker 2: Jackie Can that's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: I came up with a couple based on some of
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  Speaker 5: the names of his movies. I like Panelists, Story and
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  Speaker 5: Last Strike, but also just one that popped into my
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  Speaker 5: head as we were talking because I can't get the
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  Speaker 5: name of one of my favorite villains and a Jackie
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  Speaker 5: Chip movie out of my head, thunder Legs.
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  Speaker 2: That is fantastic. I mean I like it.
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  Speaker 7: I had mostly plays on Jackie chan films as well.
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  Speaker 7: Naughty Boys was just unchanged. I also had instead of
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  Speaker 7: winners and sinners, I had winners and winners.
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  Speaker 2: Cannonball fun.
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  Speaker 7: I haven't been drinking a lot lately, and so I
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  Speaker 7: get drunk quite quickly, so I had drunken Faster, drunken Faster,
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  Speaker 7: And both of our names start with A.
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  Speaker 2: So project A, project E of course.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah no, I signed in done, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Project A heck yes, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
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  Speaker 7: I was just looking at some stunt compilations today and
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  Speaker 7: that popped up, and I was like, oh shit, I'm
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  Speaker 7: just gonna write that.
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  Speaker 5: Down real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the Naughty Boys couldn't break the spirit of who
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  Speaker 1: are now known as Project Ay. That's some great team
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  Speaker 1: unity there, all right. And if you're listening to this
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  Speaker 1: and thinking all I know about Jackie is that he
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  Speaker 1: is attacking. He attacks anyway here to help.
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  Speaker 2: Right now of things that rhyme?
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  Speaker 3: Who said that's a rhyme thing?
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  Speaker 2: No one told you to do that. That was a brief.
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  Speaker 1: I set myself anyway here to help his order with
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  Speaker 1: a little segment we like to call passing knowledge.
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  Speaker 7: Jackie Chan is an actor, director, writer, producer, martial artist
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  Speaker 7: and stuntman on in the film screen. He's known for
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  Speaker 7: his slapstick, acrobatic fighting style, comedic timing, and innovative stunts,
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  Speaker 7: which he typically performs himself and off of film screens.
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  Speaker 7: He's known for that one meme where he looks really confused.
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  Speaker 7: Jackie Chan began with bit parts and stunt work in
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  Speaker 7: Hong Kong in the mid sixties. As words spread about
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  Speaker 7: his skill, he got larger and larger roles until he
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  Speaker 7: was a huge star in Asia and Europe by the
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  Speaker 7: seventies and eighties with films like Project A, Wheels On
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  Speaker 7: Meals and Drunken Master. He finally broke America in the
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  Speaker 7: nineteen nineties with Rush Hour in nineteen ninety eight and
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  Speaker 7: Shanghai Noon in two thousand. This makes him like sausages,
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  Speaker 7: apple pie and fascism. Europe had them for ages, but
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  Speaker 7: America has decided that they are now quintessential American culture.
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  Speaker 7: Jackie Chan is regarded as one of the most iconic
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  Speaker 7: and influential martial artists in the history of cinema. For
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  Speaker 7: good reason. His work seamlessly melds martial arts with physical comedy.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a fusion of Bruce Lee and Buster Keaton
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  Speaker 7: if that fusion was also like really super into defending
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  Speaker 7: the Chinese Communist Party. Jackie Chan has hung off of
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  Speaker 7: moving trucks, dove through glass, and even base jumped onto
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  Speaker 7: the top of a hot air balloon. It seems the
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  Speaker 7: only risk he isn't willing to take is challenging me
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  Speaker 7: in a fandom game show.
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  Speaker 2: Let's play Pandemonium, Thank you, Audra.
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  Speaker 1: Just before we get to today's games, I've asked each
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  Speaker 1: player to bring in a muse, something that inspires them
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  Speaker 1: or something they love from this particular fantom. This time
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  Speaker 1: a man Jackie Chan is inspiring to me because he
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  Speaker 1: advocates for the Chinese Communist Party the way I wish
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  Speaker 1: I could advocate for myself. Keep inspiring the people, Jackie,
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  Speaker 1: he says, a controversial one he's a pretty controversial figure.
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  Speaker 1: But Jason with that what's your meuse?
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully this is less controversial here. But Jackie Chan's improvised
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  Speaker 2: fighting style is very inspirational to me. I think there's
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  Speaker 2: two life lessons that I could take out of this three.
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  Speaker 2: I thought of a third one right now. One is
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  Speaker 2: always adapt be flexible within your reality. Learn to improvise
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  Speaker 2: a It's a life saving skill and almost anything you
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  Speaker 2: could do. Yeah. Two, be decisive. Motherfuckers are coming at you,
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  Speaker 2: all right. If it's a chair, it's a goddamn chair.
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  Speaker 2: If it's a ladder, it's a goddamn ladder. Yeah, stick
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Three.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Choose good furniture for yourself, sturdy, good furniture. Yeah, life lessons.
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: You never know when you're gonna have to jump off
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: of it, when it's going to have to block bullets exactly.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: When you choose an onoman, can you pick it up?
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Can you flip it? Can you wrap it around your
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: body as protection? And then sits on it at the end. Yeah,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: and by the way, also sit on it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: No.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I that's one of the things that makes Jackie Chan
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: so unique, incorporating the comedy furniture spots into martial arts.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: He's the carrot top of the martial arts world. I've
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: always said that. I think that's the nicest thing anyone
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: has ever said about.
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: I didn't know that carrot to advocated to the Chinese
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: communist red.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, Jason, that's great, muse. One of the most, if
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: not the most inspiring thing about Jackie I've got to say. So,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: if anyone else has that, by all means we can
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: gush about it some more. So we'll throw things over
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: to your captain for this episode, Chris, what's inspiring you
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: about Jackie Chan?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: It was very close to saying something similar to Jason,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: but I realized something back in the day. Now, this
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: might also be controversial, but not in the in the
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: communist Chinese way. So there was a movie that came
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: out in two thousand and eight called The Forbidden Kingdom.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: It is the most white savory movie ever starring the
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: guy the Kid from Sky High. And there's one specific
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: reason I really loved this movie. It was the first
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: movie that it was both Jackie Chan and Jet Lee
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: and they had a fight and it was so fucking sick.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: And I remember seeing it in theaters and I was
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: like it's happening. It's happening. Oh god, they kicked me
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: out of the theater. I just remember. That was one
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: of the one of those like weird moments where I
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: was super excited about something that nobody else that I
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: was there with or in the room was excited about.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: And it was just like a this is just this
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: one's for me, kind of a nerd out, and and
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: it was. It was really great. So that's gonna be
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: my muse. Is Jackie Chan and Jety finally fucking fighting
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: each other.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's great.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: The two thousands was such a time of like, oh,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: what if these two people in cinema for each other,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Jason and Alien and Predator and Jackie Chan and Jetly.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: And that's why I j and himself.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, great, muse, Chris shouting out a favorite Jackie Chan
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: moment a memory. Lovely stuff. But that's the naughty boys.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: We've heard from the naughty bodies. We don't want to
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: hear from the naughty boys anymore. We want to hear
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: from Project Ay. Yeah, Aaron, what's inspiring you about Jackie Chan?
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Oh? Man, I feel like I've told this story before.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: I'm hoping it was just on one of your bonus episodes.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: If this is I apologize regular gate Leapers listeners. I
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: mentioned the Drunken Master two blew my brain out at
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: the back of my skull, and there's one very specific
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: moment that I will never forget as long as I live.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Up until I saw a Drunken Master too. I saw
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: a lot of the nineteen seventies and eighties Jackie Chan movies,
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: and in every single one, I shit you, not every
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: single one, at some point he picks up a bench
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: and starts wrecking people with it. It never fails. He
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: just he just picks up one of those small benches
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: for like one person. I don't know why there's so
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: many of them in China, but he picks.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Up just a lot of people. Yeah, it's gonna be
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of benches.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: He just starts wrecking people. That be single movie. But
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: drunk Master to middle of the movie. Uh, he's meeting
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: his friend in a restaurant and all of a sudden,
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: everybody in the restaurant is gone, and they're like, where
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: did everybody go? And they get attacked by like one
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: hundred dudes wielding axes. So what does Jackie do? Mofo?
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: Picks up two benches and starts wrecking everybody. When he
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: picked up the second bench, I lost my mind, Like
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: I just I literally stood up from my chair and
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: went no, and just watched him just like swinging wildly
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: and just crushing people this way and that, and I
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: was like, oh my god, that was incredible. So I
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: if I hadn't, if it wouldn't have ruined discussing my muse,
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: I would have named our team the second bench, because
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: because that moment will never it will never ever disappear
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: from my brain because I was just in awe and
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: didn't expect it and it was just like incredible.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: But what if there were two benches?
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: I wonder if those benches are kind of like quicksand
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: in like in American cartoons where you're like, I thought,
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: I thought that this would be a bigger thing in
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: my life if you.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Went to China.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought it in the nineteen seventies. Just be like,
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: there's not actually that many benches here.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: They either love sitting alone or they fucking hate arch support.
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: What's I'm glad they're around for Jackie to fight people.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: In story was he followed that from Chris's story. Chris
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: is like, oh man, these two huge Hong Kong action
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: film stars, they've just been our zeitgeist for so long.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: They're finally meeting. This is the moment. And Aaron went,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: that's a fucking second bench.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Shit we go.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: I never foreseen it's it's such a small thing, but
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, god damn it. If it didn't make like
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: twenty year old me lose his freaking mind.
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: And also if that isn't a Jackie Chan fight sequence,
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: I don't know what is where It's like, oh, that's
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: a small thing, but it makes sense and it has
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: a big impact, even though it's just like a now
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: we're doing two benches and it goes hard.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: That is that is one of the best fights I've
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: ever seen in anything. Is just that that whole sequence
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: is insane.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I can I can tell it inspired you. It's very
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: good beat.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would have loved. I went on to do
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: a lot of stage combat in my theater courses, and
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: I became a TA because I loved and mostly because
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: of Jackie Chan. I became like I wanted to do
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: fights like that. I wanted to do crazy, outlandish things.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: But the most outlandish weapon I think we ever used
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: was a condom filled with mashed potatoes.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Jackie potatoes.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: God, I feel.
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: Like I don't know eight ten drug smugglers.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: At least at least uh huh?
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: What was the what was the prop for?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Anyway, we'll over to your project A teammates autro. What's
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: inspiring you about Jackie Chan?
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: I am inspired by Jackie Chan's one of his world records.
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: One of his world records is that he has fifteen
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: credits on the same film is Chinese Zodiac. He wrote it,
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: he directed it, he stars in itado, he did props,
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: he did catering, he did he Yeah, he genuinely has
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: fifteen credits. So that has inspired me to kind of
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: get the recognition I fucking deserve on this podcast. So
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: I have sixteen credits that I'm gonna whoa what I'm
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: gonna say? I am talent writer, executive producer, prop coordinator, stuntman,
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: art director, intimacy coordinator, technical assistant, pyrotechnics, non executive producers,
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: best boy, best Girl, best non binary, chief shitster, bat wrangler,
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: nuclear power reactor operator, fully and catering.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: Those are the credits that I insist on having my
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: name for this production.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Suck it, Jackie Chan, get.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: His book of world records. I call him now.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Yes, I dream of being chief shitster on some projects somewhere.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: So you've got to talk to if you want it
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: for this game, teach me your ways. I can put
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: in a good word. Most of those were real as
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: well as the thing for your.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Waist, master, I will I will sit at defeat and learn.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: I'll do obnoxious like montage of training, just like putting absurd.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, soldiers, First you have to literally stir shit.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: That's the first task.
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: I'll strategically delete clips.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Fantastic, very inspiring players and do send us your Jackie
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Chan muses to Gatesleepers at gmail dot com and order
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: will read them out on a future episode of Bonus Round.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: Yes, anyone can send them in. You can have watched
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: fewer than two hundred and fifty of Jackie Chance films. Honestly,
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: if you've seen a clip, I want to know your muse.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe you were inspired by the guy. Yeah, okay, teams,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: are we ready for some games?
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Hell?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, lovely, it was enthusiastic. It was just small
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: from everyone subdued. Okay, it's time to jump out of
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: that closed window, which better be sugar glass or I'm
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: sewing as we leap into round one. Round one is
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: our classic game of elimination, deliberation, and deception that this
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: time we're calling I hope you have a Jackie plan.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I'm happy with that rhyme. In turns, I will give
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: us to use a Jackie Chan.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: A strong thing to say.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: We're all happy, we're all having a good time. Yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: In turns, I will give our teams a Jackie Chan
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: themed category, followed by a list of five things supposedly
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: from that category.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: One at a time.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: They must select the three correct answers for a point each,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: but select one of the two fake answers, and I'll
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: have to choose you out of the list. Sorry, freeze
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: you out of the list?
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Is that like a reference?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's a famous Jackie Chan blooper where
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: he says he's supposed to say a freeze but he
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: says cheese.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: That's from the RUSSI Hour to blooper.
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: Real.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I hate that. I know that you've got
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: the reference that. Oh yeah, I was like, I had
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: to call it out because I wanted you to be validated.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: But also me because I was like, why do I
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: know that? Let's validate each other. Oh my god.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, the first category, nice and simple. It's going to
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: be English language Jackie Chan films so produced in the
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: USA mostly I think, but from his English language era
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: of films. Are they real or are they fake? And
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: we are going to begin with the naughty boys. Here
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: is your list of five Hidden Strike, the Medallion, Shaolin Warrior,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: cannon Ball Run two, and Between the Sheets.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: So several of these have already been mentioned in the
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: episode which I really loved.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, cannon Ball Run two, well, so this is
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: a lockout so definitely Medallion, Beau Medallion for sure.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, cool dallion? Of course was Hidden Strike
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: the one that you mentioned in your new segment or something?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Did I hear that I didn't mention it?
• 31:16
  Speaker 10: Now?
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Oh ship, Well let's leave. Is Cannonball two actually one
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: that you know?
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I haven't watched it. I know for a fact he
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: was in the first one. I'm pretty sure there's a
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: second one. He's gotta be. I feel like I've never
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: heard of Jackie Chan only doing one of a series.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: So he doesn't do he doesn't he doesn't work in
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: one offs Twitter say Cannonball two.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Saying cannon Ball Run two. It is real. Yes, he
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: is in Thank God all right now. I think Shallon
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Warriors stepped out to me because he's been in a
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: movie called shall Lynn. Great fucking movie, great fucking movie.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Uh this movie is just people a great with each
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: I don't understand yeah, to be like, wow, that's a
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: great movie.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: But it's very it's very different from other Jackie Chan movies,
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: but we're not getting into it. I feel I don't trust.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: That one because of how we both know that Shool
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: is this, so I don't The Sheets is very interesting
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: because it sounds sexual, and I think it was known
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: that Jackie Chan wasn't like softcore pornos. Wasn't he but
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: his English era? Right?
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: I don't think that would be in his English era.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: I feel like if he did that, that was when
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: he was, you know, when he was twenty and at
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: his tightest, you know, in his twenties, not specifically twenty.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: That came up way worse than That wasn't the part
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: that I hate it about that.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: It was the part I hate. Okay, God, it's a
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: hidden strike. I thought I heard someone say hidden strike
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: earlier in this episode.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I put my money on Hidden Strike. Let's do it.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Let's do it, saying you're saying hidden Strike, yeah, not
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Between the Sheets. Yeah, it is hidden Strike. It's story
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: for three. Yeah, Hidden Strikes with John Cena. Oh my god,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I have to watch it. Yeah, they haven't seen that.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: What the fuck Aaron oldright now that it's past. Did
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: one of you mentioned hidden Strike earlier? Because I feel
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: like someone did make First.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Strike earlier, which is police story four, But yeah, hidden
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Strike is a more recent one. Jackie Chanslaer retired general
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: and Johnsen is like working with a smuggling group or
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: something like that. They wind up enemies at first, but
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: then they team up love. It's implied but never shown.
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: As all stories are.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: So yeah, you Shoulin Mario for the act reason shouin
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: the movie just added warrior on there to make it fake.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: And you didn't fall for Between the Sheets. I did
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: not know about the soft core porn. Maybe that is
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: a thing. Maybe we'll see if any of the followings
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: sound like they could be soft core porn films. Because
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: we've got a list now for Project A. Here are
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: your five us A slash English language Jackie Chan films
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Live by the Blade, Rumble in the Bronx, The nut Job,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: to Nutty by Nature, The Forbidden Kingdom, and Operation Panda DROPA.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, well, wow, I forgot the second one already. Bronx
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: the Bronx absolutely is one.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, in the Bronx, Yes, for a point, it is indeed.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: The Forbidden Kingdom. We already went over that absolutely is
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: one as well.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, and you're happy of that Forbidden Kingdom. Yes, we
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: really shouldn't have discussed so many of the movies.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, like, get some points on this, Chris,
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: don't blame yourself for revealing that one. I genuinely love
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: that movie, so.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I can't remember the other.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Can you go over the other three one more time?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Please? Yes?
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, we've got Lived by the Blade, The nut Job, Too,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Nutty by Nature, and Operation Panda Drop.
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: I do, I have no idea. I feel like Operation
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: Panda Drop maybe like a voice role, like is there, like.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: It's jumping out at me and I don't know why.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's for a good reason, though I
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: genuinely don't know. I've never heard of the job. And
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: Nutty by Nature is such a funny pun that. I
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: feel like Matt didn't come up with it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Matt, my god shot as.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I'm bleeding, Holy ship, that hit harder than a fucking bench.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: About the second one, I'm sorry.
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: I have no idea which one I should.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: We just go with Operation Panda Drop.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it going with Operation Panda Drop. That
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: one's fake.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Okay, there is a film but he released recently
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: that looks like it should be called that.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: But I was gonna say I remember something about that,
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: but I don't remember what it was called, So that
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: totally could have had that.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've not written it down. And yet Lived
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: by the Blade was also fake. It was job Nutty
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: by nature is real. He did a voice of a
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: character in The nut Job to speaking of Bond potential
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: nut Yeah, I mean, come on, yeah, that'd be hardcore. Wait,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: but he did a voice in softcore porn.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: That's his character and the character John Cena voice get
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: together in the end, fly.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: More than just implied.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: All right, next category, it's gonna be as simple as this.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: We're gonna move into Jackie Chan's films from Hong Kong
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: slash Chinese cinema, depending on which era of his career.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: It is hmm okay, and we're back on over to
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Naughty Boys. So here is your list of five. Enter
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: the Phoenix, A Most Dangerous Game, Naughty Boys, Dragon Master Spectacular,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: and half a loaf of Kung Fu.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Way that's I think I know. I think I know
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: all three. Oh shit, so obviously it's Naughty Boys.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Obviously obviously Naughty Boys.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: And then wait, could you read the first one again?
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: And to the Phoenix and to the Phoenix. I'm pretty
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: positive that that's on there. I was looking at as
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: IMDb earlier today. I'm pretty positive you're taking the captain
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: the Captain's lead on us and in the in the
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: style of softcore porn. Don't mind if I do After
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: the Phoenix, sure up, yeah, that's right, Yes, what a
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: fuck that bird?
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: And then I'm I'm fairly certain the last one about
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: the loaf Israel. What do you guys? Do you have
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: any thoughts? I'm like eighty percent.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Listen, I only had Naughty Boys, so I'm totally going
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: with you on this.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Could you reread that one again because I already forgot
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: what it was?
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Half a loaf of kung fu?
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I'm I feel like that's I feel like that's the one.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: I think that's it.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, hell yeah, I believe in my captain and
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: your captain's right.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Three for three. I didn't.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I thought that sounded fake as hell. It does, it.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: Does, it's real.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I knew it.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: I accidentally nodded as soon as he said it. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: he's right.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a most Dangerous Game and Dragon Moss to
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Spectacular not real.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Not yet real. Jackie can still got at least one
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: hundred more films in it. Yeah, at least.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: At least at the pace he goes. I would also
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: like to see a movie where a man is hunting
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Jackie Chan but he just uses furniture to escape, but
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: only furniture.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like like, oh, I.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Got to assemble it before I can use it.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Has to has to escape a drug ring through an IKEA.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be sick. Honestly, there's which one do you want?
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: You want?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: A Most Dangerous Game or Dragon Moss to Spectacular, Most
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: most dangerous game, Most dangerous game?
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Nice, the Swedish It has to be a Swedish pop too,
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah for sure. Yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: The only non furniture item is he can throw frozen meatball.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just an ad. It's just an ad friend.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, Project A, would you like your list of Jackie
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Chan films? Yeah, here are your five. The Last Warrior
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: of Eden, a kid from Tibet, Twinkle Twinkle, Lucky Stars,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Fist of Unicorn, and Hot beef Stew.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Damn, dude, there's so much.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: What did you say?
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: I know, Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Star.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's correct. I don't think i've
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: seen it though, for.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: A point that is correct. Yeah, good stuff.
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: I think a kid from Tibet also might be real.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: That also lunched out at me, so I'll go with that.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: It is indeed two out of three.
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: I know nothing else.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: Okay, remind me of the three remaining, please.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Man, the three remain? You have the Last Warrior of Eden,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Fist of Unicorn, and Hot beef Stew.
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: There's a part of me that wants to say hot
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: beef stew because of half a loaf of kung fu
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: and if you're not gonna have bread with your soup,
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: it's like it's a missed opportunity.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: Here's the thing. He only he's only done so many
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: food related titles. I know he's done wheels on meals
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: he's done. You know, a hefful of gung Fu.
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: Matt could have made this one because the last one
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: was I mean, one of.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: The beef Cheek brothers is here, so I feel like
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: he might have thrown that into yes, entice them.
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: But mm hmmm, so I think it's one of the
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: first two.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: And I want to go with Fist of Unicorn just because, yeah,
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: because I want it to be real more than anything.
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: Heck, yeah, let's go for it.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Fist that Unicorn. Sorry, fist.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: That's a much different film.
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: That's not You said it and I was like, yeah, it's.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Just a trilogy. Entered the Phoenix, Suck the Dragon. Oh
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: my goodness, Well you've gone with Fist of Unicorn. Yeah,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: is indeed correct. Nice three for three on that list.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Well done, well then, teams, you know your Jackie Chan movies, Yeah,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: we do respect, but we've got to finish with a
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: bit of a silly category. I think we're gonna be
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: mentioned already named characters in Jackie chan Adventures that Jackie
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Chan licensed his likeness to but never performed voice for.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: No but he'd show up at the end to teach you, yes,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: life lessons or some ship while he did kung fu
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: and I wouldn't stick.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, generally respect people, look after people. Yeah, what an
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: ironic statement.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: If you can't do teach, so back out over to
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: the naughty boys. Here is your list of five named
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: characters in Jackie chan Adventures, shen Do, Ruby, Tackett, mcstone, uncle,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: and Belle Ma. Oh wow, a lot of these sounds real.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Shen Do.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I know for a fact Shendy is the big bad
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: he's the dragon guy. There we go.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, shen Do is correct. Sorry, I didn't wait for
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: the captain's decision on that one.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: I say, you look lost. I did have two of
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: the I think it was from. Is either Burger King
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: or McDonald's that had toys of the show, and I
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: had two of the toys. But that's that's dope. As
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: far as my knowledge cups.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I should have done real McDonald's Jackie Channa.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: I would have killed it if if that was it.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: No, But yeah, you got a point for shen Do.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: That's correct. There's Ruby. There is something racist.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Uh you had Ruby, Taget, mcstone, uncle and bell Ma.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Well uncle, I feel like uncle's in there.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, uncle's literally his uncle. I don't know if he's
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: named uncle, but I have to believe that's the same guy.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: It is the same guy. Okay, hell yeah, yea, his
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: uncle's and everything that he does pretty much. And oh,
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: there's only one more that's real. Only one more that's real.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: The other the other two a fight okay, waste and
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Ruby taget ms Stone Ruby, and one more is bell
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Ma Bell. Oh that's hard. I'm gonna go two mononyms
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: and something vaguely racist.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Uh, but like the white Americans, I don't know, Magaret mcstone,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: cowboy law.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: You know that's rich coming from me. But I'm gonna
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: go with Ruby because I do vaguely remember a character
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: named Ruby. Going with Ruby maybe like a fem fatale
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: or is that the little girl's name? No?
• 45:13
  Speaker 9: That?
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck, thanks, Chris. You're absolutely right. That's not real
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: at all. Fuck you and your face. We're going with
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Uh it's a tiger Mitt Stone, all right?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Then, well fuck me because it is target mac Stone.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Well solved, naughty boys. I don't know if this is
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: going to give the other team an answer, but you're
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: absolutely right. Her name was Jade. I knew it was Jade.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: I just didn't realize that Matt would use that as
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: a trick.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, you son of a bitch, Matt. You almost had us.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, until my captain stepped up. Yeah, you called me
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: right handed.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: You got me.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I was wounded by Aaron Elia and now you guys
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: are just taken me destroyed.
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: God, I hope Jade is on our list.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Let's find say, here's your list of five names.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: Guess it has never seen an episode of this show.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: King Cobra, super Moose, rat So, Bruce Chen and Oh
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I think I know all three?
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: Is that an option? Can I? It's not an option.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: It's the closest thing I have to a white flag.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna wave it.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna start swinging.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: What do you think we didn't We didn't get Jade
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: to sounds like it might be right.
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, maybe a recency bias. It's worth it. Let's
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: go to is correct?
• 46:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: Yes, I have no leanings whatsoever on any of the others.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: I don't even remember their name, Rat much McGee, what
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: was his name?
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go with that one. You just want to
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: go with that.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I want to go with the rat McGee. That's what
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: we want to get. Yeah, it's it's Ratso. But and
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: it's also real. It really is one of the main
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: trio of hen Yeah, oh my god. All right, so
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: you've got King Cobra, Super Moose and Bruce Chan.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: I wanted to be super Moose. I wanted to be
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: Super Moose. King Cobra feels wrong. Feels yeah, genuinely wrong.
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: Let's let's go Supermoose. We've gotten to, right, let's just
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: go on.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: I didn't expect to get to so I'll be happy
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: with this.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Let's go already from what we expected.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Going super Moose.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Baby, let's go.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: They say they've never seen an episode of Jackie Channa Ventures,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: but that's.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Three for three. Super Moose is real.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Is Jade's toy like the kid's toy by the third season,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: comes to life and is its own superhero.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: I did not know that, that's right. I would have
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: one wrong.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Was real.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's an there's an EMC Cobra in it. It's
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: like some kind of DJ.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: It wasn't quite a king yet, right right.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Haven't graduated? So well well done everyone. I feel like
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: it was a very good round.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Damn, I don't do anything.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: You guys went three for three three times. We only
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: missed one like this might be the highest scoring game
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: of five three two.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Ever, yeah, I think so. Very good knowledge gang.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah wow wow things to JC.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: My boy, aholl things are possible.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: That is the end of round one.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Let's ask those two nuns if they'll help us calculate
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: the latest scores. Oh no, those aren't nuns. The hedgeprin
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: in disguise the face. Those scores are naughty. Boys are
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: on nine points, project A are on eight points.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: High scoring. It's clubs fifty.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: This is round two.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: After these annoying ads, why not see how many wooden
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: boards you can break in the next ninety seconds. Don't
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: sue us. Round two is called Pitch It Sequel Edition.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Just like our classic game Pitch It, our pairs will
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: have sixty seconds total thirty seconds each to act as
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: junior media executives and perform an elevator pitch for a
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: brand new Jackie Chan movie. The difference this time is
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: that all of the potential movie titles have already been decided,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: and here they are on a wheel, or at least
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: the color of responds to a different movie title that
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I will read to you, so that will give you
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: the movie you have to pitch to the Studio. They
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: are all sequels to Jackie Chan movies, so it just
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: depends how familiar your team is with that franchise. You
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: will score points for actually making it relevant, but you
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: also score points for making us all laugh if you
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: have no fucking clue what the film is. So with that, Audra,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: because this is a game of Jackie Chance, do you
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: want to spin the wheel?
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, don't let that go. Jocky Chance
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: was a fucking hilarious.
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: Jackie Chance was really good. But I was also so
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: excited about spinning a wheel, so like my joy was
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: so overwhelming. I would love to spin the wheel.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: For project Eh, you have what's that yellow? Orange? Yellow?
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: What'd you say? Yellow? Say yellow? Okay?
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: The movie sequel I would like you to pitch is
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: around the World in seventy nine days. Okay, so you're
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: gonna have thirty seconds each. Who would like to start?
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: And I will point when it is your teammates turn
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: to takeover.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: I have no familiarity with the original film, so I
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: don't know if you'd prefer to start, and I'll just
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: tall you.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Wed absol fucking lutely all right, all right, Audra, pitch
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: me around the world in seventy nine days.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Your time starts.
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: Now we're gonna get the reunion of I think Phineas
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: Fogg and Passport Too was the joke as the name
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: that they gave him. But we're gonna see the reunion
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: of them. And you know, this time, they're gonna go faster.
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: Jackie Chan, he knows all of his speed Parkorp moves,
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: and they're gonna get around the world a day quicker.
• 51:24
  Speaker 7: This time, they're gonna get back in seventy nine days.
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: Maybe if they weren't so busy falling in love and shit,
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: they could have they could have really gotten there.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: And then Jackie Chan's gonna pick up two benches and
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: he's just gonna start swinging around everybody in between them
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: and the next place they need to get to. And
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: so so they get there, and then there's there's a
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: giant group of men with swords and he just goes hah,
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: and he picks up like ballpoint pens and just starts
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: throwing them everywhere. This is everything he needs to do
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: to get his friend Phineas over to the finish line
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: within seventy nine days. And it'll be spectacular and we'll
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: also throw in gently and then Bruce Ly's cousin.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll give you a point for cousin, not for cops. Oh,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: good stuff. Good pitch, Ordro you definitely got the right movie.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: You use the one about Phineas Fogg and great finish
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: to the pitch there, Aaron, I feel like just throwing benches.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: It's a Jackie Chamfield. Let's make it happen nuts.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's it's not gonna come from Steve Coogan.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: The action is it? No, no, no, And there is
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: one bench in that movie. I remember the fight scene
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: from that movie very well. Bench approved. Yeah, single bench.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: That's a good job.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: You pitched multiple benches for the sequel. Always got it up,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: the stakes improving on the original.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: Very good.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: When you were like, oh they're too busy falling in love,
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: I was like with each other.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: I care deeply.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: It's about.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: So four points I'm giving you for that one. Wow,
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: four out of five.
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I like the way you took it. You recognized what
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: film it was. Good stuff. Next up, Jason, would you
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: like to spin the wheel for the Naughty Boys?
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, of course.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, is that red it's not tell on the camera. Yeah, yeah,
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: it's ever so slightly towards the red.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: All right, we're going with red. The sequel I would
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: like you to pitch is rush Hour four? Who would
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: like to take the lead on this one?
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: I think you should take the lead on this one.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: I had a thought that just popped into my head,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: and it's not good. But we're gonna run. All right,
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Your time starts now. So it's been many, many years
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: since Rush Hour three. Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker have
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: been through a lot. They've tested their brotherhood, and now
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: they're going to combat race relations as in America. Together
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: just the two of them, through equally racist jokes towards
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: each other but also mutual respect will fix what's going
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: on in America. Has quoted in Rush Hour too, when
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: will white people? When will black people? And when will
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Chinese people learn to get along?
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Just picture it, Agent Carter, Agent Lee at the Capitol
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: January sixth. There. Stop they're just stop it. They're there
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: to people together, and don't worry. Jackie Chan is not
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: going to say the N word in this one. Okay.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: That was a mistake we made.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: And previously we're not making it again. Okay, It's it's
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: unity okay, and that's your time on that, On that
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: rousing message of unisy.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I love the implication that if Fresh Hour four existed,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: we still have democracy.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe I'd like to try, you.
• 54:48
  Speaker 9: Know, you clarifying they're there to stop Janie. Oh, incredible,
• 55:00
  Speaker 9: incredible work.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Not what I was expecting, but you clearly recognize the
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: right franchise.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, that was there, and the tropes and the mistakes
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: that may have been made in the past. Things were mentioned.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I'm dancing between three and four points just because there
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: wasn't much in the way of like, well, no, there
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: was plot. I'm going to give you four points because
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: there was plot. There was thank you stopping.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and no n words this time. I fully forgot
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: about that. When we rewatched the first Rush Hour, I
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: was like, oh shit, did Jackie Chan drop the end box? Yeah,
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: that's what starts to start in the uh yeah, the pool.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, because he says it to the.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: Stucker, says it to the guy and Jackie's trying to
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: fit in.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: But knowing that Jackie Chan doesn't understand like ninety percent
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: of the jokes that he's supposed to say, that makes it.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Funnier to me that makes it worse but also better idea.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: It's definitely the directors produced. They're the bad guys. Rattner. No,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: it's terrible human being.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Well, I'd like you to each spin
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: the wheel one more time each. I'd like another movie pitch.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Are you sure that.
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: Wasn't the movie pitch to end on movie pitches?
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll see if we can get any lower naughty
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: boys too.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: We start January's.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: The Boys, Okay, Ordra, give me a spin before anything
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: else happens.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Should we say green for that one? Because yellow is
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: already yeah, already off there.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Your film that you'll be pitching is Shanghai Breaking Dawn
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Part two. Okay, So, following the naming of the Shanghai movies,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: you've got Shanghai Breaking Dawn Part two.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: He would like to take the lead on this one.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: I guess I'll take this time.
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Okay, down with it.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: You ready to pitch Shanghai Breaking doll and Pazzi?
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: Okay, as ready as you're ever gonna be.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do it.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, time stots now Okay.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: So the first film took place in America. Second place
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: took place largely I think in England. So the movie
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: number three is gonna take place in China, where our
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: heroes are going to run into vampires and unfortunately they
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: both get turned, but they're pissed about it, so now
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: they're gonna beat up and kill all the other vampires.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: They meet up with some friendly were wolves who they
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: start to you know, make out with, and things get
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: a little weird. But they the vampires come back in
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: full force and try to annihilate them and the were
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: wolves and it's a huge brawl. Jackie chand picks up
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: three benches, goes nuts.
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: And in this film it's phenomenal as they have to
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: fight their way to the alpha to regain their humanity,
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: big fight sequences. Because these are super natural beings, the
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: stunts can be insane in a phenomenally cool cool way.
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: Nothing has to make sense and it's going to be beautiful.
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: End of pitch.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: They probably nice.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Look, that was quite a tough prompt in terms of think,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: but you mights to incorporate the vampires into it, which
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: is very good, well well played.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: Who hasn't want to see those two turn into vampires?
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, oh dude, I oh my god, I paid
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: yeah money to just watch a compilation video. Oh Wilson
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: being a vampire? Wow, yeah, we just I gotta find
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: simply Oh wow, yeah, we get like I can't stand
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: out on the light.
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: I started, I started to do that impression, then backed
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: off immedia.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: It sounded like Jennifer cool and.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: You Jennifer Coolidge impression on this podcast.
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: Yet it's really it's really hard to do the Jennifer
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: Coolide impression because every time I do it, I'm laughing
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: and it pulls my face back in a way that like,
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: I can't do the Coolidge.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: I cannot wait for the pitch. But I think Jennifer
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: Coolidge should play the alpha.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: You two thought you were gonna kill me.
• 59:25
  Speaker 9: You can hear when I start smiling, that's oh, that's
• 59:31
  Speaker 9: that's great.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I genuinely don't know how to scold this one because
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: of how crazy the previous.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Picture, how crazy good the previous picture.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: It's completely thrown off my scale because I gave that
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: one four. So I'm going to give you five for
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: incorporating the vampires effectively and giving me a hook of
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Jackie Janitor and Wilson going to take out this alpha
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: mm hmm.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: Played by Jennifer Coolish.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to see this movie now, and I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: know I really want to watch it badly.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: The hijinks that they could get up to, like not
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: stabbing someone in the chest, like like trying to not
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: get stabbed in the chest to themselves.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Oh that is good.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, trying to stab someone like I took a clowning workshop,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: and the point of it is like there's an expectation
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: and then finding as many ways to not do that
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: as possible, which ooh, yeah, that would be such a
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: good phenomenal sequence.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: That's possong for you. Even the interviews would be good
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: because Owen Wilson, Like, because Owen Wilson could be like
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: on the fucking Graham Norton Show whatever, and he'd be like, yeah,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: just talk to Jack, you know. I was like, yeah,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: you're a ware wolf up a vampire.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Like, it's just cool.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I say that because I'll need you to do that
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: impression in a few seconds.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: Oh boy.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: But before we hear that impression again, we need one
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: final spin of the wheel.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Jason, can you spin for the naughty Boys? Yes, sir,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: I'm I spend so week. Well, we got there. We
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: got orange. Let's say it's orange looks like Orange.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: To me, your sequel that you will be pitching is
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: the Tuxedo two Hot to the Tucks.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Dude, I literally I was like practicing pre practicing. I
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: was like, it's probably going to be Tuxedo. I don't know. Wow.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know how or why.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: I knew that you think about Owen Wilson that. I
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: don't know. Wow, I don't know.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: I still have Owen Wilson on the brain. I don't know.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: So Tuxedo too Hot to the Tucks. Who's going to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: take the lead on the on pitching this one?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: I've never seen TUXI I don't even know what it's about.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I can go first on it. I feel like that's fair.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Chris, are you ready to pitch?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: What was the name of the movie again?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: The Tuxedo two Hot to the Tucks. Okay, yeah, time
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: starts now. Okay, picture this twenty years in the future
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: after the first Tuxedo, the Mosquitoes are gone. Jennifer love
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Hewett Jackie Chan, They get married and have a child.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Their daughter grows up to also be a spy. Jackie
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: then needs to refit the tuxedo.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: To fit his daughter. Okay, and instead of mosquitoes that
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: are going to uh take over the world and destroy everything. Obviously, God,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be bats. It's gonna beats.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: His daughter's gonna be played by Chloe Bennett because they
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: definitely are we he fights mosquitoes, they fight bats this time,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 8: and so it's a reduct bigger but bigger.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: What do you say by what you say?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: They fight mosquitoes like mosquito people or like mosquitoes. It
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: wand so.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: It's that.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Look up Chloe Bennett, she looks, she looks like she
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: could be Jackie Chance. Okay, okay, we'll see you one point.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I mean like Chris definitely has seen the film. It's
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: it's it is to do with Mosquito's right, I do
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: remember that being.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 11: Water striders, Yes, waders mosquito because he mistakes it for
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 11: Walter Strider. He thinks he's looking for a person called
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 11: Walter Strider.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: That's pretty fine this movie. Whatever mosquitoes water striders basically.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: Especially I would allow it if I met.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: But are they giant?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: What are they? No, They're just like they like are
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: have some like chemical or something that they're going.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: To spread across the world. And he punches them.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: No, it's just he just stops them from leaving the.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: Bad guy's planning to use them. He stops the bad guy.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's funny to say that he was fighting
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: against mosquitos. Agreed, Agreed, Agreed.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I like the way it ramped up the idea that
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: it's not just the mosquitos this time, it's also bats
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: of the mosquitoes, but also Chris. I did like the
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: whole lineage thing. That's that's a common sequel trope that
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: you got in there of like it's time to pass
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: it on to the next generation. But ultimately it wasn't
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: as strong a pitch. So I'm gonna say three points.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: I disagree wholeheartedly, and you can, uh, you can call
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Jennifer love Hewitt and apologize yourself. Matt.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm actually gonna pack man up on this because
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: I thought Jackie and Jennifer's relationship in that movie was platonic.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: I didn't. I didn't see them becoming lovers. I saw
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: them becoming best friends instead.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Well that's because you've recently than I have. But maybe
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: it was a green card marriage, Okay, and that was.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, how was she going to get here from Canada?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should have pitched that.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: I think he remembering that, Jennifer love Hew, and it
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: is at least worth one point.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, that was one of your free ports. Okay,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: that is the end of the round. Let's ask Jackie's
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Western co stars to calculate the latest scores. And it
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: says here, Jason either do Owen Wilson or Chris Tucker
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: if you didn't see it, if you had that pre player. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I read the scores. Hey wow, look at the scores.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Look at that you got.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Looks like the Naughty Boys they've got a sixteen and
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: project gay. Wow, you guys got a seventeen. All right,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: thanks Owen. I liked your your little surprise. Yeah they
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: got seventy. That was not metempting. I feel like I'm
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: doing a Tom Hddleston impression of or I'm doing an
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: impression of Tom Hidleston doing Owen Wilson, is what I'm say.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, however you get there, yeah, oh inception. Okay,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Round three next, and it's a wild one. Go do
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: something important for sixty seconds and we'll be here waiting,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: ready to piss away the time with you back soon, sweetie. Okay,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: round three, before we get started, I would like everyone,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: and I'll probably cut out the big silence I reckon.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: I would like everyone to retrieve three household items. Okay,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: you can take a few minutes to go grab three
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: items each.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: Just items in my house or items that would be
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: in any.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: House either, okay, any they can be three household items.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: I guess I'll say that aren't weapons.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: I got three knives.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Aaron is back as well. Yeah, you
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: have three items in front of you? Oh behind me,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: but yes, I'll behind you. Is even even better?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: A right?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Keep keep keep those items off camera if you can.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: I'm realizing the size of items that people might Okay, well,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: we'll let these two in the studio get settled again.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: So heavy do you do you each have three items?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Does everyone have three items? In the vicinity?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: I was a little disappointed you said no weapons, because
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: just out of arms reach in the closet over there,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: I have several stage swords.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Oh it would have been fun.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: But Jason, should we get you more comfortable? Are you
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: good like this? Are we going to be presenting this?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Because what's going to happen to this guy? I guess
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: you'll have to hold them up at certain points. Okay,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: I'll just hang out like this until I present and.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Then okay, do you know, then we'll give the option
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: for the for the naughty boys. Would you like to
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: go first or second?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Here?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Fuck it, let's go for Iconically, Jackie Chan uses whatever
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: items are around him to help aid in his combat scenes.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: That's why we don't see many Jackie Chan movies today
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: because most middle class people have minimalist interior design. There's
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: nothing to grab. So in this game, I've asked each
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: pair to leave their desk and return with three household
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: items each, and they have. Now I will talk that
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: team through a famous Jackie Chan fight sequence. During key moments,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: I will ask that team for an item and how
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: they would creatively use it in that moment to attack
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: or defend.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: So we have six items total. You have six items
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: between your team.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, ah, there'll be five opportunities for items, and you'd
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: need to once an item is held up, that is
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: you committing to using that item. So whoever thinks they
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: have the best item for that scenario has got to
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: get in with.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: It quick and commit.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's basically like you're remixing a famous Jackie Chan
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: fight sequence.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Kind of like me and Chris are like Chris Tucker
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: and Jackie Chan because we got to know each other's movements.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta trust that Chris is gonna have
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: the right weapon for the right moment.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Oh Ship, you're absolutely I don't know what you have,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: and I only know one of the things you have
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: because it was huge and I could see it glow.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: And your items can cannot be used more than once.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Once an item is being used, that's that's it done.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: There will be five moments, so choose your items carefully
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: and I'll award you one point per item if you
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: can convince me of its appropriate use, and maybe some
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: bonuses at the end as well. Are we all following, yes, yeah,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: all right. In that case, we're going to have a
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: fight scene for Naughty Boys, and your fight scene is
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: from the legend of Drunken Master or Drunken Master to
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: the final fight scene.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: Is that the one with the fires? Is that the
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: first movie?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: I think that's the first that's the that's there, that
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: is the fire and the one that was a sick
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: I mean to be fair, both both movies have a
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: guy that kicks a lot in the end. Oh, but
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: he falls into the coals.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, Okay, I thought I only saw the
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: first one. I think I saw both.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: Hell, I serve you probably.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: I do that every time I watch one of the
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Drunken Masters.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Well with where this one starts, we'll see if you
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: remember everything that happens afterwards.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Here it is. Are you ready for your fight?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Your nemesis Lo Hui Kang just kicked you onto a
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: bed of hot coals. You managed to crawl backwards off them,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: but Kang approaches you with a flaming hot poker. To
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: defend against it, you reach to your right and grab
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: a tongs.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they're the natural enemy of things that are
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: generally hot, and they catch nice. I use it to
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: pinch his tongue or his poker. You pinch his hot poker, Yeah,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: with tongs. Beautiful, You managed to avoid the hot poker
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: by pinching it. Tongues.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: I believe that to move into the side once you
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: once you pinch it, sir, good stuff. Okay, you managed
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: to pinch the poker with some tongs, but Kang regains
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: control and pins you against the metal door. You know
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: you need to tap into your drunken master skills. So
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: you reach into your pocket and grab.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: A cigar whistle. How do you use it? Jackie puts
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: it in the palm of his hand and the end
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: sticks out a little bit. He jams it in his
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: throat solid wood.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: That's a violent use of a thing that I've just
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: learned exists.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: You have in the points. You managed to avoid Kang
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: by putting a cigar whistle down his throat. But one
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: of Kang's hedgemen attacks you from behind and holds you
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: in a full nelson as Kang unloads onto your toe.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: So that's very rude toes even ruder.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm going you kick off k You kick
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: off Kang's body and leap over the head of the henchman,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: spiking him onto the ground. But you are also on
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: the floor and Kang is approaching with a series of kicks.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: What is on the floor that you reach for?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with this big fucking thing. What is it, Jason,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: it's Mandra's ironing boards.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: Ironing board.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: The kicks with the flat side, and then I'm in
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: deploy legs. Deploy legs to repel back almost like a pushback. Yeah,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: situation and fucking spin it around. Anything gets deflected. It's
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: like wing chun, baby, I've got two extra arms at
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: this point.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: You're getting a point and you can put the ironing
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: board down.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 7: Now, honestly, what is an ironing board but like a
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 7: really big bench.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: So very good points. Thanks to the ironing board. You
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: managed to stager Kang. But at the same time he
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: love is a blow that staggers you. You use this
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: breaking momentum to down a bottle of wine. You fake
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Hag out with a series of kicks until you land
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: a seemingly knockout blow. You look to the table next
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: to you and see an item you can finish him with.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: What is that item?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: A bronze and marble choir trophy?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, and I don't And Jackie Chan puts the
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: little the trophy party between his hand and in between
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: his fingers, and he smashes the marble part over his head.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, that'll do it. Holy shit.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Kang takes that attack clean to the head, but he
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: manages to roll off the table that you were pinning
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: him down on, and he wields a wooden step ladder
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: and charges at you. Ladder legs first. You only have
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: a split second to grab one final item to defend
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: yourself against this ladder.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: What is it? The Holy Bible?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: Perfect? Perfect?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: How do you block the line with it? With the
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: power of God?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Good stuff? You use the Bible to stop the ladder.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: Knocks hang out and you hold him in a fireman's
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: carry position. You flip him off the back of your
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: shoulders as he twists three times before falling through a
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: wooden box unconscious. You're about to pass out drunk, but
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: before you do, you notice one final item, and you're
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: going to take it home as a souvenir for your niece.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: It's a candle.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: That says smells like being tenderly fed after care potatoes
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: after getting railed.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: By Sam was on hand.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well look, I'm giving you a point for that
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: as well, Uncle of the Century.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, good stuff.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: That was a good fight, guys, Thanks well done. How
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: good good use of items there.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: We should start the organizing fights more often.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, be more violent in your day to day Yeah,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 7: why not.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: So, mad? I didn't get that fight?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Aaron, that was that was one of your favorites.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, and I have all the perfect stuff.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: Well or tra Jason, do you want to swap place
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: this again? Oh?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, and we will find out the fight that Project
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Day has to endure. Your iconic Jackie Chan fight is
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: from Police Story four or First Strike, and it is
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: in the hole with all the henchmen. It's not it's
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: not the final fight, but the one that's in the hole.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: Yep, yep.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Are you ready for your improvised choreygraft fights?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: Ready as I'll be.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Let's go okay in a large hole, several henchmen approach
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: you and start throwing random items at you. You have
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: time to pick up one item to block the incoming missiles.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: What item is?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: It is this sealed hardcover copy of Buffy the Vampire
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: Slayer Season eight, Volume three comic collection. It is. It
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: is thick. It will block and protect me from just
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: about anything Buffy, so of course she's going to protect me.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: Nice buy that good stuff. Yeah.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: You use the oversized season eight Buffy omnibus to block
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: and defend all of the items, but you are overwhelmed
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: and you duck under a folding table and use it
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: as a base to fight off a couple of the henchmen.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: But more approach. Your ally standing at the side of
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: the room, who isn't helping, throws you a weapon, so
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: they are helping. I guess which items do they throw
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: you and how do you use it?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: They throw me.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: A big rolling pin, classic, a metal rolling and I'm
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: going to use it.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 7: If anyone thrives to throw anything else at me, I
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 7: can block or I can just absolutely flap a motherfucker.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got a good swing there.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're even making sounds that would probably be used
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: in a dub of a seventies Hong Kong movie.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, probably would you spin it? It sounds like this, whoa.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: That is powerful.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: That is a great noise to hear on a movie soundtrack.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: She has the rolling pin to fight off the hedgeman,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: but you're kicked into some scaffolding and manage to use
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: it to climb to the second floor. As the henchmen
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: run upstairs and approach you with scaffolding poles, you reach
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: into the wooden box beside you and pull out.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 11: A rock band guitar and it's a wired rockman. So
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 11: first I would probably.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: Use it to literally just like ping ping ping, But eventually,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: because it's wired, if it's down to just like one
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: guy ahead of me, I'm actually gonna like wrap the
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: wire around his neck and then take the guitar and
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: just throw it off the scaffolding and he should go
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: after it.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Also, how you activate overdrive on that game?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 7: Yes, I almost grabbed a rock band.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: What's better than two benches too?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Good stuff? I love it.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, use the rock band guitar successfully to defend off
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: the scaffolding poles full cambo, but you are still overwhelmed
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: by the sheer number of henchmen. Just as you're about
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: to receive a knockout blow, you feel something beneath your feet.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: What item do you flick up and use to defend yourself?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, big house plant.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 7: See this is actually really good for this because any
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 7: direction that they come at you from, it's the leaves
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: and the stocks are going to guide them into. The
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 7: hard protective part is the vase. So really it's gonna
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 7: catch all of the blows and then just like direct
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 7: them into this part that it's gonna hurt someone's hands
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 7: if they tried to punch you, if they tried to
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 7: like bring something down, and if it was their hand,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 7: it would hurt their hands. And if they were holding
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 7: like a stick, it would like vibrate into their hands
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 7: and their hands would hurt.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Look, I don't want insult on fs, but the hot hands.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I keep harping on it. But in Drunken Master two,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: in the restaurant fight, they get a bamboo pole that
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: shatters and it sprouts out much like the plant does,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: and he uses it to literally cut the the guys
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: who are attacking him is their arms and hair, and
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: they all stagger back with blood on their They're like, oh,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: so I think Auder's onto a winner.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. You get get a point for it.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: For show.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: You use the house plans to depend off against ten henchmen,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: and you managed to gain control of one of their
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: metal poles, and you use this to fight off an
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: outsmart most of the henchmen, unfortunately numbers game. One of
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: them disarms you, and now all five of them surround
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: you ready to strike. You only have one item in
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: your immediate vicinity, and you're going to have to use
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: it to beat off five guys. That's also very.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: Not the first time.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 7: I guess I'll go, yeah, I've got one if you don't, it's.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: My twelve inch long screwdriver. God, it's it's very suitable
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: as a club actually, even though it's a tool, So
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: I could very easily, you know, twack people with this
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: heavy end because it would hurt. Oh yeah. But also
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: in every Jackie Chan movie it seems like he has
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: one very comical, cartoony interaction with somebody, so I think
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: at one point he would jab the actual screw part
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: into the villain's belly button and start twisting and the
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: Hedgeman go fuck.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 7: He would like you could like back up as he's
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 7: twisting it, and he's.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: By that, you've got your comedy spot in there as well.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: I love it, all right. And that's that's the fight you.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: As you beat off all the Hedgemen, ten more show up,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: each armed with metal poles, you decide you have no
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: choice but to surrender. But what item do you sit
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: on as you put your hands behind your head.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 7: Oh god, it's just a little towel, but you can
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 7: fold it up and it would be nice to sit on.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 7: It's a construction site, it's kind of dirty. You don't
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 7: want to you don't want to get.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Your you cannot.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: I am so glad that you went not me.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, it could have been sitting on a screwdriver.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: It could have been so much worse. Absolutely, Oh, I'll look.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: I'll give you the point there because it is a
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: comfy lissy. It is comfy lilsy, you know.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Thank you? Perfect, very good. All right, how did you
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: enjoy your fight? Did you have a good time? Yeah?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: That was great. I felt like a choreographer again.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 7: I missed the idea of I could I could shake
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 7: the plant in people's faces and disorient them.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: But you know you said hands, So it's okay.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the next time I'm in one of these style
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 7: fights and I have a house plant, I'm gonna know better.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: What to do.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd never blame that game again. Okay, that is
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: the end of round three. You all got points there,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: we'll find out what they are.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Let's ask our drunken master to calculate the latest scores.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Why would they do that? He's passed out, drunk, I'll
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: do it. Okay, the naughty boys, you have twenty two points.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: Project ay, you have twenty three points.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: Ooh, another both in the twenties.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh excellent, Jackie chan knowledge and prop gathering from
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: from everyone.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: It's good stuff.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: I remember that you guys had a bible in your house. Yeah,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, go to keep one at least one.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Every household has one, every motel. You never know what
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: annoying Wilson Vampire is going to show.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: Omnibus is my Bible.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, before we get to our final crucial quick
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: fire around, let's talk prizes. This episode's star prize is
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: the concept of loyalty. Jackie's characters are often very loyal
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: to his friends and family, which clearly informs how loyal
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Jackie is to President g.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: So doing research on Jackie Chan was not fun enough,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: like learning things about him. Basically, the funny thing to
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: me is that I was like looking in some Hong
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Kong social media spaces, and Jackie Chan is essentially viewed
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: in Hong Kong the way like Kid Rock is viewed
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: in America. He's just like the ultimate shill sellout for
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: the dominant political party.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: No hurt.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah okay, but our winning team will also receive that
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: screwdriver that could have gone.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: Up your.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: Well it is now.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: Where did it go?
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, come back after these ads. I've not written anything
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: but come back after these ads. Our final quick fire
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: around will test your broader pop culture knowledge and it's cold.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Are you stunting on me?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: Bro? Whoa, I've never usually say a sentence like that.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: All the time to me, what are you talking about?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: I almost said brother, Oh yeah, he's probably more like
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: the whole Yeah, oh.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: Ship, he is the whole.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: Oh more n word slurs.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 7: Honestly appointed Jackie Chan's favor. It's definitely gonna be hul coch.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: I know we've still got the quick fire, but I
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: needed this recording.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: This was this is okay.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: In this game, I will give our players clues to
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: a stunt performer from pop culture history. Those clues will
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: be a list of stunts they're famous for, delivered in
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: a dramatic, cinematic sort of way. And we're kind of
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: including anyone who's known for like feats. It's not it's
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: not just stunt doubles. It's people who are known for
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: doing their own stunts or have done crazy things.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 7: Do you want some crazy shit?
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, and there's of course a classic Gates leaper's twist.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: You need to say, gee whiz, that's sure it was
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: a cool stunt, and then the answer it doesn't have
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: to be those exact words, just sound like a kid
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: who's really excited that they saw something badass.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 7: I love it.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: It's quick fire, so buzz in by yelling out your
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: team name. Let's practice that now, project day.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: No, I don't accept it. Oh naughty boys, Yeah that's right.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: I blacked out. I couldn't remember it, and then Chris
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: didn't help that. I didn't understand.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: Boys.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: I'll accept the naughty boy screech.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: I think it's fine, Okay, I think it's good. So,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: for example, if I said hung off the side of
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: a plane performed, oh yeah, Chris.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 10: Gee, mister Tom Cruise, that that stunt major ass, look great,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 10: little boy, I don't know what.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: I was expecting. I forgot what it was, and.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: I don't think you need to say anything about his
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: ass at all, just like the stunt.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 5: That story on.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: Pretty sure Matt wanted me to do. Now, that's what
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: the naughty boys are going to do. Everything text didn't
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: outside of the group message and asked me to do that.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: So all right, well, stop saying things I can't disprove. Okay,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: and yep they would have been. Tom Cruise performs his
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: own stunts that one's also funny because he's a stunted
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: man as well.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 5: Ya sure took a jackie chance with that one.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: He had a jackie chance.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, if we're all ready, I'll start the timer. Why
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: are foo inside a simulation? Gun fu project? That's gonna
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: be Aaron gee?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: Golly, Bob, Holy wow. Keanu Reeves. That was a great stunt.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: Your ass looks great.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sensing a thing that is indeed, Kati reeves for
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: a point, good stuff.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: I hope I know one of these so that I
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: can play.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: In the.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: Remove debris from in front of a moving train, rode
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: a motorcycle while sat on the handlebars. The front of
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: a house fell down, But he's fine because he's standing
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: exactly where windows.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: Yep, yep, that's christ.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: Gee mister, Oh my god, I'm blinking on his name.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: Holy shit. Daniel Craig, you look really good in that
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: James Bond.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Movie Project Day.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 7: I enjoyed your words the project A yes, golliye, g Willakers.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: You sure are cheap ut buster key.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Cheekton Oh yep, it is indeed buster the key well
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: well done. Next one jumped onto a moving train from
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: a motorcycle, leapt from a skyscraper with P. S. Brosnan
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: contained laughter during a butt plug fight scene.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: Oh not a boys, Yes, Chris g Michelle, Yo, you
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: sure are an icon.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 5: Yo.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: Good stuff cleared, box of rattlesnakes on the back of
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: a hog cleared Caesar's Palace, fountain on the back of
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: a beast cleared fourteen greyhound busses. Yes, Chris, uh gee.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 6: Uh uh comes up a devil demon? When does the
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 6: time there?
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: When his brain explodes? I think that was it, Chris sometime,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: demon king.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: I know who it is only because Chris took so
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: anyone else buzzing in? Or no I didn't, Oh anyone buzzy?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: Oh fucking naughty boys. Yes, Jason gee whiz this before
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: my time? But evil canl You're as it is?
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Evil it is. It's like a demon guy.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: It's a box of some.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: I definitely. I think Daredevil's in there.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah yeah, evil brain, yes, yes, yes, all right.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: Next one leapt from a j C B into a
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: train car engaged in free running combat on a construction site.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: Did you want to have it over to your captain
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: for redemption or.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll let him. I'll let him take it.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: Chris Gee, Daniel Craig, you look way better in this
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: correct answer is Saniel Craig?
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: Good stuff? Okay.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: Next one swept the nation as a trampoline sensation doubled
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: for Bert Reynolds, jumping off buildings, performed a free fall
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: from the CN Tower as a high point.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 7: I don't know this a wild person.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: Naughty Boys, Yes, Grace Dirt Banald.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 5: But it's not projected. Eh, I'll try it, yes, but
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: I'll try.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 11: Uh gee, super Dave Osborne, you look ridiculous, but you're
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 11: kind of caked, so good stunt.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: It's not Super Dave this. I just felt like I
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: had to include who the world considers to be the
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: most famous stunt man of all time, Dar Robinson. Oh never,
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: that's for the real.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: But you're the real one.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: And now we're going to move swiftly on from you
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: carried twenty five thousand feet into the air by helium balloons,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: stayed in a box above the River Thames for forty
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: four days.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 11: Yes, Aaron, Uh gee, golly, Chris Angel, you that was
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 11: a crazy stunt and nice ass.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: That may be true, but it's not Chris Angel. It's yes,
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  Speaker 1: Naughty boys either one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, is he a man?
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: Or is he the devil? Is it David Blaine?
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: It is David Blaine. Yes, I knew that.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 5: I couldn't. I couldn't pull David Blaine.
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  Speaker 7: I wouldn't have been able to.
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  Speaker 2: That man is truly shocking. He's probably a terrible person.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know that, But God, is this magic good?
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: We'll find out on the David Blaine episode Rode the
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: Hood of a Dodge Challenger doubled for a bride, a warrior, princess,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: and a catwoman, and surprisingly wasn't in Lord of the Rings.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: Naughty Boys, Yes, Chris ge will occurs Uma Thurman. You
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: sure chopped off all those guys heads.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: Not Uma Thurman, but yeah, hella close Naughty Boys.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know her name. I'm just gonna say it
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: straight up, but she is used by Quentin Entertino a lot.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: She stunt doubled for Uma Thurman. She stars in that
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: movie about a car. It's like hot No, She's like yeah,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: She's one of the first stunt women's become like the
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 2: main line. It's one of Quentin Gina's films. It's like
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: hot Box or kill Box or some shit like that.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: If you can get because I clear you clearly know
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: who this person is. If you can get somewhat close
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: to her name with the words you put out, if
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: it's not exact, I'll give you it.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: It's like, I think she's Australian or New Zealander as well.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: I think it's Jennifer. No, I don't know appreciate she said.
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  Speaker 5: I also don't think you should give him a point
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: because he didn't go gee.
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  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel back because you clearly know who this is.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: It's that person as Zoey Bell, Zoe Bell. But yeah,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: she's a famous stunt woman. She's a lot of Quentin
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: Tarantino films from memory Ye yeah, and then started one
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: of Quentin Tarantino's eight films and the stunt double for
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: Xena Warrior Princess.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Shouts out, Lucy Laws.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Shouts out, shouts out. Punched off a balcony onto electrical equipment,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: speared through a burning table at WrestleMania, got thrown off
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: the top of a hell in a cell by the Project.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: Oh Project, Yes, Aaron G.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 5: Mcfoley, I love your ass.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 11: Also, that stunt was great.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: It's actually Micky Rooney, a kid from the forties.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: For a man in his forties, and that's why it's nicky.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Rooney performed the highest skydive in the Red Bull Stratos project.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, Aaron, Hey, Felix Baumgardner. That was an amazing
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: stunt and you got a great butt.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: You didn't even need to read the crimes. He's committed.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: We can shear his yes from out his spin and
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: his crimes.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: Unlocked himself from a suspended straight project day. Yes, I
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: was waiting.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 7: I've been waiting every all this time for Harry who
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 7: did He's asked.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: You're throwing a guy at the end.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: That's good enough for me, and quick before the buzzer
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: defined Martial Arts Cinema performed groundbreaking stunt choreography in a
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: yellow jump suit.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: I actually heard project.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: I heard the start of projects first, and we go
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: from the start of the word.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: So Aaron, Bruce Lee, I love what you.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: Do and you got a great butt. It's amazing.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: That's the buzzer, Bruce Lee. You didn't need to hear
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: that he entered a dragon. Before we get to our
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: very close final scores, I'd like to sing players, God, look,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: you've all been legendary comedic performers masking as martial arts specialists.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 7: Thank you, God, thank you, yeah, oh, thank you.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know if i'd agree with that, but I'll
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: take care.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, before we get to those scores, Aaron, where can
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: people listen to b F whitey W are your games?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing this very well because I'm very tired.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: It's okay, the Twins podcast with this podcast of her.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 5: Sister show, b F white W very much fully in
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 5: love with gate leabers, and we can probably find us
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 5: wherever you find them. Honestly, anywhere you find podcasts, you'll
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 5: find b fy t W. They're all over Apple, Spotify,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 5: you know, whatever, your podcast thing of choices. We do
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: a panel show inspired podcast much like this, Lots of
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 5: silly games, some debates, some improvise, some trivia, just a
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 5: podgepodge of everything. We just try and have fun every
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 5: single episode and so far it's worked. And yeah, that
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: you can find that wherever you find podcasts period.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 5: You can also go to our website v F y
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 5: t W pod dot com.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: Perfect and I'll put a link to that in the
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: show notes. And Thane, people can buy Thane your books
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: that you have written and published and is out there.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 5: But why would they?
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: Because it's awesome, Because it's good, a lot of people wish, well.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 5: Thank you. I'm really insecure about my ass so that helps.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 5: But Thane, No, I'm joking, of course. Theane Is is
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 5: a mystery thriller with a little bit sci fi flavor
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 5: about seven strangers who get trapped in a compound. They
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 5: no apparent link to each other, and they got to
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 5: solve these ridiculous tasks in order to be able to
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 5: leave or else they experience pain and or death. And
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 5: it's it's it's heavy, but it's also not as heavy
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 5: as you would think based on that premise. But yeah,
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 5: a lot of people, a lot of people seem to
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 5: like it. And it's available in multiple flavors. You can
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 5: get a physical copy, you can get an ebook, and
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 5: you came and get the full cast audiobook. Now audiobooks
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 5: are sold.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's super cool.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: It is very cool. I loved the physical version. I
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: loved the audiobook version. I guess for the hell of it,
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: I should read an ebook.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 5: You don't have enough is enough, sir.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: All fantastic links to Thane in the show notes and
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: Jason bow Wait Hey, press Play has begun. The Mario
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: episode released last month.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah that episode rocked, by the way.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: Oh thanks man, Yeah, I love it amazing.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: Press Play is a monthly show here on the gate
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: Leapers feed Me and my beef cheek brother Drew Shulman
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: look at the history of video game movies, which are
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: famously super good. It's it's been a fucking blast. If
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: you're into video games, if you're into movies, if you're
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: into weird history, if you're into this at all, it's very,
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: very fun. And don't be just right here on this feed.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, brand new episode next week as well as you're
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: listening to this.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: So there you go.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: Links to all of the above in the show notes,
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: and a huge thank you to Ash and Adam just
• 1:39:33
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• 1:39:36
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• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: our executive producers. Only you can make around the world
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: in seventy nine days happen.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 5: I would like to just promote myself from executive producer
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 5: to chief shit stir if I could.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how many credits do you have? Aaron, You've a writer,
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: You've got I'm never going to catch.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: Up to andre I just look up to her, so
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 5: you know. But but Chief Shitster is literally like a dream, like, yeah,
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 5: it's a dream.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 7: I want to come to good Absolutely, I think you're
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 7: on the right track.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: You're still gonna be likes.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: A journeyman.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: Shitster, Yeah I have. I have to tell you.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 7: That's me stirring ship. I'm just so good at it.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, I was, I was, I was in it.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're the Chief, That's why I am what I am.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get to these final scores. It was
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: pretty tense and pretty close there for a hot second.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: The Naughty Boys finish on twenty seven points. Oh but
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: today's win is project on twenty nine points.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just coming in clutch with some Harry Houdini.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 7: I was like, he did the straight jacket and I
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 7: think it might have been underwater, but so the second
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 7: I heard straight jacket.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: So congratulations, you win, Jackie Chan. If you can get
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: him off the Chinese comics, fot.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 5: Can we give him back? We just want to keep
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 5: the movies. The man can.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's cue the movies. We have been gate leapers.
• 1:41:22
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• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: with this fantastic, relatable quote from Jackie Chan himself. It's
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: very difficult to understand the American audience, what they like,
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: what they don't like. Some movies I like very much,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: but they don't. Some movies I don't and it gets
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: a big box office. This is very difficult. Goodbye,