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Gina's Family Pirate Weekend From August 11th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: I wasn't here Friday.
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  Speaker 2: No, you weren't.
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  Speaker 1: I was in California for my family's annual pirate gathering.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, what you hate a pirate? Why do you
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: hate Katie? Are you with me?
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  Speaker 2: It's because you're now going to make the claim that
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  Speaker 2: you're somehow related to a pirate.
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  Speaker 1: The pirate Queen of Ireland, Grace O'Malley, the Pirate Queen
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  Speaker 1: of Ireland, we have a pirate gathering.
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  Speaker 2: Based based on a family a family lore. Yeah, lor
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: there's a good word.
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  Speaker 1: There is a painting. Then she looks like me. So
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  Speaker 1: that's all I need. And I sent some pictures. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if Katie has them.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a picture of Grayce O'Malley, No.
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  Speaker 1: It's a picture of a So. So this first one
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  Speaker 1: is when we arrive at the at the beach house. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: there was a box with this sign on it that
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  Speaker 1: said pirate tattoos must ask your pirate adult for permission
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  Speaker 1: and assistance. So we can and I'm showing you here's
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  Speaker 1: my my pirate tattoo that has not come off yet.
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  Speaker 1: An it's an anchor, you know, for for festus, because
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  Speaker 1: that's kind of piratey. And and navy. But everybody, my
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  Speaker 1: mom got a tattoo. Aunt Nan got a tattoo, Uncle
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  Speaker 1: Pat got a I'm I'm clear that these are, you know,
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  Speaker 1: peel off tattoos, right, that's that's obvious, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yes it is, Yes it is.
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  Speaker 1: But this is the closest thing I'm ever going to
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  Speaker 1: have tattoo.
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  Speaker 2: Actually.
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  Speaker 1: But so on the way out, I'm traveling by myself
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  Speaker 1: with this broken foot in a boot.
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  Speaker 2: Your husband was not invited.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he had the kids were home, he had to
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  Speaker 1: take care of dog's This was just it was it was.
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  Speaker 2: A quick trip and he and he didn't really want
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  Speaker 2: to go, I mean probably not. Whose beach house is that,
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  Speaker 2: by the.
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  Speaker 1: Way, So my aunt Nan rents it, so nobody owns it.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a it's an airbian bee, okay, because I
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: think I might want to stay there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's it's nice based only on that photograph
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  Speaker 2: of that, based on all the photos I saw on
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  Speaker 2: our own.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's really nice. It's because it's beach front,
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  Speaker 1: Like there's stairs that go right down to the beach
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  Speaker 1: from there, which is nice.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a helicopter landing pad there?
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  Speaker 1: Uh no, So anyway, traveling by myself with this broken
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  Speaker 1: foot in a boot, and so typically I do not
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  Speaker 1: check my bag because you know how you never lose
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  Speaker 1: your bag if it's with you all the time. But
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  Speaker 1: because I had this boot, and because I didn't have
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  Speaker 1: to change planes or anything. It was from here to
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  Speaker 1: Santa Barbara. You get on the plane and get off,
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  Speaker 1: the odds of my bag not making it with me
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  Speaker 1: are very small.
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  Speaker 2: Uh oh, so I checked my bag didn't make it.
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  Speaker 1: There are two flights to Santa Barbara every day, an
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  Speaker 1: early one and a late one, and for some reason,
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  Speaker 1: my bag was on the later fly. Now, this beach
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  Speaker 1: house we're staying out is two hours away from the airport,
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  Speaker 1: so they won't deliver your bag.
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  Speaker 2: They won't know if you're.
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  Speaker 1: That far away delta, like I think it's within an
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  Speaker 1: hour they'll they'll deliver it. But two hours away they
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  Speaker 1: won't deliver it.
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  Speaker 2: It was their fault. They should deliver it, I know.
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  Speaker 1: So Luckily Festus was driving up from San Diego to
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  Speaker 1: meet me in Cayukas is where we go, so he was,
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  Speaker 1: but he wasn't coming up till the next day.
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  Speaker 2: It's really not a pleasant sounding name. Yukasus rhymes with mucus.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little fleming. So luckily he but I didn't
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  Speaker 1: get it till the next day. So the other lucky
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  Speaker 1: thing is I have a cousin, Colleen, who also only
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  Speaker 1: wears black clothing. And she said, yeah, I got you
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  Speaker 1: underpants or on my black underpants and my black pants
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  Speaker 1: and my black shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately she's three times genus side. No, she's.
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  Speaker 1: There was a cookie contest, a cookie bacon. Why do
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  Speaker 1: you hate all of this? What you're just over there.
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  Speaker 2: Sighing because it's because it's it's it's just so out
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  Speaker 2: of a magazine perfect. Do you want to come?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you come with me next time?
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  Speaker 2: I'd probably have a ball, you would, especially if it's
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  Speaker 2: mostly women, because I love hanging around with women.
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  Speaker 1: But the uh oh is the fires in California, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: which are horrendous. Close to that, well, we have we
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  Speaker 1: have two ranches in the family in different, completely different
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  Speaker 1: parts of California, who were both on firewatch. One of
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  Speaker 1: them the turned into a PG and E camp where
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: they would base out, yeah, because they have to cut
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  Speaker 1: power and stuff as the fire moves through. And Uncle
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  Speaker 1: Pat was there and he and what I've learned is
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  Speaker 1: there's an app which you should which you should get
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  Speaker 1: because this works in Utah too. It's a fire It's
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  Speaker 1: called watch Duty and it's great because it shows you
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  Speaker 1: where all the fires are in the whole country and
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  Speaker 1: when you click on it, it'll tell you if there's
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  Speaker 1: an evacuation order in effect. Is depressing, I mean it's depressing,
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  Speaker 1: it's but so so we spent the whole time there
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  Speaker 1: while they were watching the fires, and at one point
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Pat had to leave because his.
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  Speaker 2: His ranch was under an evacuation Oh wow, yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: he had to go down down south.
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  Speaker 1: No, he's up north north. Yeah. But yeah, get that.
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  Speaker 1: Get that app because I started Watch Duty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think my wife has that. It's for for here, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's for the entry.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah uh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So well what I mean, so what, First of all,
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  Speaker 2: what does cookie making have to do with pirate booty?
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  Speaker 1: It's you know, it's I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Are there are there any other pirate activities? Do you
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  Speaker 2: go plunder or something?
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  Speaker 1: There's usually a treasure hunt. I was only there for
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  Speaker 1: a tiny bit of this. Ant NaN's there all month
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  Speaker 1: there are pirate activities all month long.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god? And what so, so you made you
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  Speaker 2: didn't make no.
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  Speaker 1: I judged. I judged harshly, like the way you.
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  Speaker 2: Say no sometimes no.
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong?
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  Speaker 2: What's you