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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We're getting into retail therapy, so I'm going to call
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  Speaker 1: out the ridiculous thing that you add to your cart
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  Speaker 1: just to cope. And if it's your birthday today, you
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  Speaker 1: are a Libra. You share a birthday with Ben Platt
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  Speaker 1: and Kevin Sorbo. Libras.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, you're in the room.
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  Speaker 1: When it comes to you and retail therapy, you're going
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  Speaker 1: to buy maybe one or two expensive designer items in
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  Speaker 1: different colors because you physically cannot make a decision. You
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  Speaker 1: swear that you're going to return one later, and then
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  Speaker 1: you miss that return window, maybe on purpose.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I had two wedding dresses. You literally couldn't pick?
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't pick. I was like, I just love them
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  Speaker 2: both so much. Wait, so how did you end up,
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  Speaker 2: did you wear both?
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  Speaker 1: I wore one for the ceremony and then one for the, like,
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  Speaker 1: pictures for the first look.
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  Speaker 3: And then I had one of them altered for the reception.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now that is extra. That is hilarious. I had
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  Speaker 2: a great deal on them, though, so it was easy
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  Speaker 2: to justify. Hi, Brianna, what's your sign? Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a Leo.
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  Speaker 1: Just like me. Okay. So Brianna, when it comes to
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  Speaker 1: us and our retail therapy, we will send half of
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  Speaker 1: a paycheck on a statement piece or maybe like some
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  Speaker 1: really fancy perfume. The second that we feel even slightly unappreciated,
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  Speaker 1: just so we can walk into a room, force everyone
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  Speaker 1: to compliment us and say, they say that Rihanna smells
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  Speaker 1: like this. That makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Thank you guys. Thanks Brianna. Hi Debbie. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, I'm a Cancer. All right, Cancers, for you and
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  Speaker 1: your retail therapy, you might feel mildly misunderstood. Go on
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  Speaker 1: a midnight spree and buy three vintage oversized coats, high-end skincare,
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  Speaker 1: and four aesthetic candles to build a fortress of comfort
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  Speaker 1: around you and your feelings.
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  Speaker 2: Every day. As you say, that sounds scary. I probably
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  Speaker 2: am on Amazon. I probably got stuff in my cart.
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  Speaker 3: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: Debbie, thanks for listening. Have a great day. Have a
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  Speaker 2: good day.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 1: Rich, you listen to one sad song and then you
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  Speaker 1: have constructed an entire tragic romance in your head. You
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  Speaker 1: will go and buy a delicate piece of expensive jewelry,
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  Speaker 1: maybe a new cross chain or a whimsical cologne to
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  Speaker 1: match the heartbreak that you just invented in your brain.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't thought of that, but that's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm down in principle. I like to use the word whimsical.
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  Speaker 3: You know how everyone's always talking about, like we were
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  Speaker 3: talking about the other day, how certain phrases Rich doesn't like?
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  Speaker 3: There was a short period in my wife's life where
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  Speaker 3: she used whimsical a lot. And I don't think that's
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  Speaker 3: a word you can use a lot. It stands out. Like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my God, look at this shirt. Isn't it whimsical?
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  Speaker 3: I kind of like that though for her. It's just
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  Speaker 3: a little too much.
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  Speaker 2: It shows us though. It's kind of nice. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like that goes with your wife's personality for sure. What
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  Speaker 2: do you got for Virgos?
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  Speaker 1: Virgos, you guys will stress by hundreds of dollars worth
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  Speaker 1: of things that you think is going to help you
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  Speaker 1: fix your life. Things that are going to solve your
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  Speaker 1: deep-seated emotional burnout.
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  Speaker 3: I just bought another Vitamix the other day. It's because
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  Speaker 3: I thought that it's a better version. Because the Vitamix
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  Speaker 3: we have sucks. I keep hearing how great a Vitamix is.
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  Speaker 3: But they're the best. The one I have, and it's
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  Speaker 3: the second one I've had, I just think it sucks.
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  Speaker 3: But this new one looked different.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, all right. Plus, it was at Costco.
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  Speaker 2: Have you tried it out yet?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: It's still in the box. Probably won't try it out
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  Speaker 2: for a while until the newer version comes out. All right.
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  Speaker 2: If we didn't get to your sign there, I'll post
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  Speaker 2: it on our website, johnjainrich.com.