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Scoochie Boochie - Jan 6th Homunculus · Bug Hive with Benny Feldman

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  bug bug
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  >> bug hive. What's up, dog? How you doing?
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  >> I'm doing great. Thanks for having me.
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  >> Thanks for coming on. You're you're
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  slurping.
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  >> Mhm.
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  >> What are you slurping on?
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  >> Um some sort of kale smoothie. I don't
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  know. My cousin is a drummer and he's
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  been touring for a long time. And I've
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  just begun to tour and I asked him for
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  advice of just like staying healthy on
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  the road and he goes, "Salads and
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  smoothies." And I was like, "I heard
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  smoothies. [laughter]
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  Salad's gross."
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  >> Dude, it's true. I'm sure I'm sure
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  you've noticed like you go to a town and
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  they're like, "Uh, you got to try our
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  local thing. It's the slop pork
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  sandwich. It's [laughter] sloppin pork."
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  >> Here in Kansas City, we do the [ __ ]
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  burger. You're like, "Oh, yes."
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  >> No, they literally do. Like Kansas City,
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  they literally like you have every night
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  they're like try they're like go to this
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  barbecue place and they go to this one
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  and I I genuinely I got like a spinach
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  thing or something. I was at the Kansas.
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  I was like, "Sorry,
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  >> I can't eat like it's vacation Saturday
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  every day at [laughter] 5. I'm 32. I'm
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  going to pay a price.
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  >> I'm also 32.
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  >> Oh, heck yeah. Nice.
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  >> 94. What? Uh or 94? 95?
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  >> Yep. 94.
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  >> What? Uh what's your birthday?
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  >> February.
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  >> June 3rd is mine.
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  >> Whoa. Cool. Nice. We probably have
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  similar Halo playing [laughter]
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  experiences.
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  >> Specific. Honestly, that's a question I
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  ask people sometimes is like, "What year
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  and what game were you the best at?" And
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  for me, it's probably Halo 3 2011.
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  >> Yes, dude. Yes. Halo 3 2011. That was
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  big for me. Uh,
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  >> like what wine vintage? You have to pop
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  open like a bottle of like Benny as a
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  gamer. When were you
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  >> Smash Brother Smash Brothers Melee for
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  sure.
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  >> Uh, a Samis.
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  >> Yeah.
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  >> Hell yeah.
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  >> I love awesome Ganondorf. I mean, um,
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  well, of that era, it would have been
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  Melee and then I played a lot of like
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  Brawl in College and then, you know what
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  I mean?
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  >> Yeah. From like Smash 4 and and Ultimate
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  is probably what I've played the most.
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  And I'm just a really annoying tune
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  link. And same as too, just spamming
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  projectiles just like nope, can't get
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  near me. You got to get through my
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  little It feels like being like a a boss
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  basically in terms of like you just have
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  a bunch of little traps you're putting
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  out and just making it hard for them to
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  just exist.
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  >> You said Ton Link for which one?
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  >> Uh Smash for the Wii U one and and
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  Ultimate is what I've played the most.
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  But yeah, a little bit of Melee back in
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  the day.
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  >> Cool. So we now we've weeded out a lot
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  of the listeners. [laughter]
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  >> Now it's narrowing down to guys who are
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  exactly like us. [laughter] It's like a
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  filtering to event diagram. Yeah, I was
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  worried about that with my live shows
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  cuz like Instagram tells me my audience
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  is like a very high percentage of male.
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  But I've been very stoked that there's a
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  lot of like girls and gays and stuff in
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  my shows, which is awesome. But they're
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  like girls and gays that are like me and
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  they're like, "Can you sign the sign of
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  my gaming PC?" Like someone brought the
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  whole the piece of glass with their like
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  furry stickers on it and stuff. I was
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  like, "Oh, this is from home. Nice."
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  [laughter]
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  >> That's awesome. I love that. I also have
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  the Instagram thing that says like it's
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  I've got 85% male audience. Um, no way.
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  Well, the show well the thing is the
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  live shows people are bringing their
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  partners or their friends and so I do
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  think that like there's typically yeah
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  one no way two I think a bunch of them
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  have since transitioned
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  >> uh since giving Instagram that initial
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  data it only says male or female
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  >> right
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  >> and there's no
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  >> that's the only option on Instagram
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  >> wild
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  >> I [laughter] know yeah
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  >> I also I take I've been taking a moment
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  lately in my shows to be like okay who's
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  listened to my stuff before people cheer
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  and I go okay who makes noise if someone
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  brought you to this and just find out
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  who the plus ones
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  >> [laughter]
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  >> And I take a moment to like acknowledge
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  I'm like, "Thank you for listening to
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  this into the car with your boyfriend. I
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  appreciate you." My favorite is when
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  it's like girl that's jamming and
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  boyfriend who hasn't seen this side of
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  her before and he's just like, "Oh my
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  god, [laughter]
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  >> that's fun. I love that." Yes. You ever
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  have kids come?
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  >> Yeah. Sometimes if it's an all ages show
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  >> like this mom brought her two probably
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  like middle school or younger age kids.
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  I was like, "This is the one night
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  they're allowed to curse." [laughter]
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  I was like, "Sorry."
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  >> You get cuz you Okay. Uh it with dirty
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  stuff, our stuff is a bit different.
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  >> Yeah.
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  >> Cuz uh yours is like the fun of it is
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  the euphemism
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  >> and like kind of hiding it. Yeah.
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  >> And like saying it in like a interesting
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  like creative way
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  >> whereas I'm more very more directly
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  being like I'm going down on a horse
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  girl [laughter] or I don't actually
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  maybe that is still a euphemism but you
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  know what I mean. I'm saying I'm saying
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  more.
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  >> And also do do you feel as though you're
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  clearly explicit a lot of time or I
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  don't know.
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  >> Yeah it definitely varies. I mean,
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  there's some some stuff where it's just
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  like, okay, I just said come or
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  whatever, but like but [clears throat]
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  yeah, I think part of the reason I end
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  up writing so much innuendo is because
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  like like a rap in general, you thrive
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  off some sort of double or triple
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  meaning. And that's just the thing we
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  have the most double meanings about
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  because it's taboo. So like a lot of my
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  [snorts] songs are just blank and sex.
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  Like one of them is literally called
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  basketball and sex cuz there's just so
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  many innuendos and double meanings you
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  can do with it. But I I don't know. I
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  think of it as being it's not hidden
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  that well. And when they bring kids, I'm
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  just like, "Okay." [laughter]
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  >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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  >> There was one show in Sacramento, a lady
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  breastfed her baby right in the front,
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  which I didn't notice.
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  >> Whoa.
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  >> She was an audience plant. You told her
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  you paid her to do that.
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  >> You know, would be awesome. There's like
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  a little ADA section on the side or
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  whatever. And I And afterwards, my DJ
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  was like, "Did you say like, no, I'm
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  glad I didn't notice [laughter] because
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  I think I wouldn't have been able to
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  hide it in my face that I noticed. I
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  would have been like, yo, [laughter]
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  like glad you feel comfortable."
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  I don't think anybody's breastfed at one
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  of my shows yet.
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  >> Maybe up in the shadows. You never know
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  in a dark comedy club, you know, at the
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  bar.
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  >> True. Yes. Yeah.
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  >> Milk the two.
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  >> Or maybe another adult. [laughter]
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  >> New York. Who knows? Maybe.
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  >> I don't know if people have gotten like
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  >> Let me know if you've had sex at one of
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  my shows before. [laughter]
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  >> Yeah, please.
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  >> Like in the bathroom or something.
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  >> I saw an interview with um someone from
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  the band The XX.
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  >> Oh, yeah.
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  >> Um same age. You know about the XX?
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  >> Yes. Yes, I do. [laughter] and they were
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  saying this
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  >> I haven't listened to them in a minute
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  but I what is it 2014
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  they were a big part of I don't know
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  >> yeah I think probably I think I was
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  probably still in high school maybe a
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  little older maybe yeah they were
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  talking about like yeah I saw this
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  couple up in the balcony just really
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  feeling it and then I realized they were
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  fully having doggy style [laughter] sex
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  like in the balcony she's like holy [ __ ]
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  [clears throat]
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  >> that's fine with me
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  >> that's awesome
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  >> if somebody
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  security it's not my problem [laughter]
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  >> is a music show. Um, you can do that and
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  people can't necessarily hear you over
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  it.
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  >> Yeah. Between
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  >> like
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  >> you go to sip your water and there's
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  that little second of silence. You just
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  like you're like [laughter]
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  >> Yeah. Or do it. It' be funny if they try
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  to do it to the rhythm of a setup punch
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  line. [laughter]
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  >> It's like
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  >> they wait for a big applause or laugh
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  and they just go go
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  [snorts]
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  [laughter]
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  >> really depends on the club whether you
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  can pull that one off. If there's
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  because some of what's your ideal like
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  shape and layout of like there's an old
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  Demetri Martin joke where he's like the
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  best place for standup would be the
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  worst in a fire like low windowless.
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  >> I was thinking of like a crawl Yeah.
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  crawl space [laughter] like uh is it the
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  Alaskan bounces that raccoons and
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  possums like comedians also like
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  >> everybody prone and on their belly and
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  like in a line like facing the stage
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  and like there's like a tube like a
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  hamster tube for them to get like the
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  food and it's a two two tube minimum
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  [laughter]
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  they get an IPA tube
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  >> and the quesadilla tube. [laughter]
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  >> Yeah. I've also have you noticed that
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  like this is like from sleepovers back
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  in the day, but lying on your back you
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  laugh way harder. Have you ever
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  experienced that? Like like truly the
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  hardest I've ever like lost my [ __ ]
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  laughing is just in the dark sleepover
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  with my buddies like lying on my back
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  like you just it becomes like
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  uncontrollable at some point.
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  >> That's a funny to me that sounds like a
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  confounding variable of your like
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  delirious having the a great night with
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  like your homies and it's like late and
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  you're having fun and you're like oh I'm
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  laughing cuz I'm on my back. [laughter]
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  Oh, it's the position of my body.
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  >> These guys aren't that funny.
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  >> But it's like I think like I think you
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  would be laughing just as hard if it was
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  like a campfire at 2 am.
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  >> Yeah, but like setting up. You know what
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  I mean?
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  >> I've laughed with the boys at at a
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  similar level of riff seated and I don't
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  think you get to that level of like
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  there's a beyond
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  >> All right. You know, I'll I will concede
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  that. Yeah. Your maybe your lungs are
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  more open or you're like
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  >> if you
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  >> there's like a there's like a maybe your
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  like the blood to your head. Maybe
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  >> that could be it. I
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  >> All right. I'm conceding ground.
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  >> If there was ever a [laughter] place you
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  could invite people to a lie on your
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  back comedy show, I think it's Brooklyn
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  [laughter] and I think you would maybe
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  have the people to do be like, "Yeah,
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  I'm down for something weird. Let's do
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  it."
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  >> One of the only people Oh, god.
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  [laughter] Bringing this up. Uh Reggie
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  Watts I know had like a bean bag chair.
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  Like people really reclined heavily and
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  I was like, "Oh, that's a great idea."
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  And
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  >> that article just came out. I don't know
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  if you heard about that. And that was
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  crazy. Mhm.
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  >> I uh I didn't read the whole thing, but
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  I heard the summaries have been people
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  talking about it.
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  >> That's pretty bad. Yeah, you can't be
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  doing any of that.
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  >> Folks, it's smokes. We smoke weed and
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  tell Bible stories. I'm Scoochi Buchcci.
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  Benny Felman is here. Surprise intro.
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  [laughter]
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  >> And it's also uh Bughive.
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  >> I don't have like a podcast intro. I I
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  cuz typically I'm not They know what
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  they're watching already. Typically,
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  [laughter]
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  >> I don't know why I do it now that you
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  mentioned it. They know what it is.
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  Yeah, [laughter]
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  >> folks. This is Holy Smoke, the podcast
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  where I smoke weed and do arts and
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  crafts silently. [laughter]
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  >> I have a very crafty fan base. Just on
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  this last week alone,
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  >> someone gave me a crocheted wizards hat.
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  >> Oh, love that.
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  >> Uh, some people have given me little
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  paintings and drawings and [ __ ] Someone
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  gave me like a a crocheted like knit
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  camel. Um, wow.
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  >> So, yeah.
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  >> What do you do with this stuff?
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  Um, I keep as much as I can,
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  >> but also if it's just like an image of
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  my face, I'm like, I'm not going to hang
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  this up in my house,
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  >> right?
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  >> I don't like like I don't know. Do you
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  think Elvis had a room full of Elvis
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  [ __ ] at his house?
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  [laughter]
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  >> I don't know. Probably not. Probably
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  not.
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  >> Maybe like signed guitars from like
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  other musicians or whatever, but like I
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  don't a house full of just me like
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  [laughter] like So, if you're going to
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  bring me stuff folks at home, honestly,
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  just like a gift card would be the my
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  favorite. Someone gave me a little care
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  package with like tea and allergy meds
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  and a Starbucks gift card and I was like
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  this is the best thing anyone's ever and
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  I know way more thought and loves goes
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  into big crochet wizard hat but like in
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  terms of odds I keep and use it like
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  just think about like what would you
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  want on a road trip you know just like a
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  [ __ ] fruit [laughter]
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  something to help me survive you know I
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  have a lot of keepsakes
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  >> that's funny
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  >> but the thought I very much appreciate
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  >> I've been doing a thing where I u tear
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  them down for scraps and reuse the parts
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  kind of recycle back into the heart. You
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  know what I mean?
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  >> You take them to the workbench.
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  >> I do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of uh I
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  uh I feel bad cuz some of the people
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  >> have given me the saying and they're
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  going to hear this, but you know what I
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  mean.
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  >> Fans of you, they understand the
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  tinkerer grind.
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  >> Yes.
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  >> They've seen that hat. [laughter]
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  >> Oh, the hat's The hat's not in frame,
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  but I will lower
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  >> It's on a boom arm. You got to lower it.
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  [laughter]
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  >> I'm going to I'm going to keep it barely
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  in frame so they they understand it's on
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  a shelf. is mounted high up on a shelf
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  with a glorious steampunk hat hanging
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  off of it in case you need to deploy it
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  at a moment.
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  >> This is always This is folks whenever
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  you watch the podcast this hat is always
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  above it out of frame on an arm.
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  [laughter]
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  >> I don't know. I guess people guess I
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  haven't revealed that.
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  >> Yeah. Yeah. You can already see some
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  interesting [ __ ] It's all interesting.
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  I was taking it in. So, you love bugs? I
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  can see.
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  >> I'm a big I I do. I enjoy them.
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  >> Tell me about your bug fascination.
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  Where did it start? Uh, I'm a big fan of
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  like nature and bugs stuff in general.
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  Um, but like growing up as a kid. Uh, I
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  went to a nature camp. Oh, hell yeah.
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  Ruin's making his own smoothie. Little
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  blending going on.
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  >> This episode's brought to you just
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  broadly by smoothies. No particular
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  company.
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  >> Yes. Slurping.
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  >> The slurping. [laughter]
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  >> Is that AC thing going to cut back on?
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  I'm a little toasty.
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  >> Oh, yeah.
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  >> Is it just automatic,
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  >> too?
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  >> Yeah. A little cooler be noise if we're
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  making machine noises anyways. Might as
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  well
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  >> making machine noises. [laughter]
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  Sorry folks. That noise you're hearing
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  is the hat.
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  It's It's starting to rev up. It heard
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  its name.
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  >> I'm
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  It should cut back on.
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  >> Can you summon it like Shadowfax? Like
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  if you whistle, does the hat [laughter]
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  come to you?
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  >> That'd be cool. That'd be awesome. It
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  should like the claws come out and like
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  [laughter] like scuttles over to me.
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  Yeah,
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  >> that should come back on in a sec. But
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  we'll Yeah, if not, just chug that
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  smoothie. Get the
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  >> I mean, now is a great time to chug
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  while he's he's blending. They probably
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  can't hear that, but we can hear it so
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  well
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  >> that it's like
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  >> my brain just went. [laughter]
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  >> Oh, but yeah. What's What's your love
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  for kind of silly stuff? Where's that
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  come from? Volcanoes.
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  >> I mean, some of it is like middle child
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  just like attention stuff to start.
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  >> Also middle child.
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  >> Okay. What's your sibling? Don't
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  >> worry about it. Um, older sister,
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  younger sister. Uh, two years, five
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  years.
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  >> Older bro, four years older, little
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  sister three years younger.
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  >> Nice.
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  >> And for me, it's very much like I want
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  everyone to be happy. I really need
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  everyone around me to be happy, I think,
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  is where it comes from. But then I
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  [clears throat] also just love I had a
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  lot of I feel like I got really lucky
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  with
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  >> I went to a tiny tiny school like K
• 12:53
  through 12 like 200 kids. But like my
• 12:56
  year was like really funny. Like I had a
• 12:57
  bunch of funny friends.
• 12:58
  >> Wait, all all of K through 12 was 200.
• 13:00
  >> Yeah. So my graduating class was 22 kids
• 13:02
  and that was like a pretty big class.
• 13:04
  >> Where you from?
• 13:04
  >> Blackburg, Virginia. That's where
• 13:06
  Virginia Tech is. That's why I had
• 13:09
  >> Yeah. Did you go to Did you go to VT?
• 13:10
  >> No, my dad taught there. So, my whole
• 13:12
  family is like Midwest and then my dad
• 13:13
  just got a job there, so that's where I
• 13:14
  grew up.
• 13:15
  >> Oh, interesting. Okay. Um,
• 13:17
  >> you have a Midwest energy and I know
• 13:18
  you're like a Chicago guy, but you're
• 13:20
  like you're like a Midwest transplant in
• 13:22
  Virginia growing up.
• 13:23
  >> I I kind of feel like a kid who grew up
• 13:24
  on a military base in Germany. You know
• 13:27
  what I mean? But but but for the South,
• 13:29
  [laughter]
• 13:31
  >> we're like, I know Southerners, but I
• 13:33
  wouldn't I don't know if I really am.
• 13:34
  But I Yeah,
• 13:35
  >> you emotionally identify as as Midwest.
• 13:37
  I feel [clears throat] that's more the
• 13:38
  vibe I give off and like I I'll throw in
• 13:40
  a y'all every now and then but I don't
• 13:41
  have much of the southern accent.
• 13:43
  >> So are you a standup?
• 13:44
  >> So I did a tiny bit like starting out
• 13:46
  and then mostly a lot of improv and
• 13:47
  that's what brought me to Chicago. Did
• 13:49
  the whole like IO thing and stuff and
• 13:51
  then was doing rap on the side kind of
• 13:53
  throughout but then when the pandemic
• 13:54
  hit I was like I want this to be my job
• 13:56
  and I want an audience so let's go full
• 13:58
  rap. And so pretty much co on I've been
• 14:00
  doing just the rap stuff.
• 14:02
  >> Cool. But it's working out. It's going
• 14:04
  great. Thanks. Seems like really like
• 14:05
  the uh just your butt is a car.
• 14:07
  >> Yeah. Yeah, the [laughter] car butt.
• 14:09
  >> I That wasn't the first one I found.
• 14:11
  >> I um one one of you in the woods
• 14:14
  >> probably. I I have sex. That's my
• 14:16
  biggest one. Me in the woods. I have a
• 14:18
  few in the woods. Whenever I go to shoot
• 14:19
  a music video, I'm like, well, where do
• 14:20
  I want to spend all day? I'm like, let's
• 14:21
  just go out in the woods cuz [laughter]
• 14:22
  also I'm going to be embarrassing all
• 14:24
  day. So, I don't want to be like in like
• 14:25
  a busy place. I've gotten better at
• 14:27
  that. Like, I'm more comfortable with
• 14:28
  that now. Like, we shot a video for my
• 14:29
  Waldo song. I was that was actually
• 14:31
  before I blew up and it was my first
• 14:32
  taste of feeling famous because if
• 14:34
  you're dressed as Waldo in downtown
• 14:35
  Chicago, people will yell found you at
• 14:38
  throughout all [laughter] day. Um
• 14:40
  Melissa like and that that one help me
• 14:42
  sort of work through the embarrassment
• 14:43
  of cuz I really don't like any sort of
• 14:45
  like man on the street like someone who
• 14:48
  wasn't planning on being in a comedy
• 14:49
  video interaction.
• 14:51
  >> Yeah, it makes me cringe deeply. I have
• 14:52
  a hard time with that. I really Yeah. I
• 14:54
  mean like Nathan Fielder's brilliant,
• 14:56
  but like I'm like do they know? Like I
• 14:58
  like I don't know like any
• 14:59
  [clears throat] sort of like flash mob
• 15:01
  type stuff I just cannot stand. So like
• 15:03
  even if I'm just filming me out in
• 15:04
  public, I feel like I'm interrupting
• 15:06
  their day and so I'm like let's just go
• 15:07
  somewhere where there's no one so I
• 15:09
  could just like be weird all afternoon
• 15:10
  and it's fine.
• 15:11
  >> Oh yeah. No, for sure. I have a hard
• 15:13
  time watching uh I can't watch Curb that
• 15:15
  even though it's like fake sometimes. I
• 15:17
  have a hard time watching that cuz I'm
• 15:18
  like
• 15:20
  >> Yeah. Being being in the woods is good.
• 15:22
  Yeah.
• 15:22
  >> Yeah. Being cringe in the woods.
• 15:23
  >> Like we just shot a music video with a
• 15:25
  rapper from Detroit named Bruiser Wolf
• 15:26
  who's amazing. And we just went to Bell
• 15:28
  Isle. Have you ever been to Bell Island
• 15:29
  Detroit? [clears throat] Really
• 15:30
  gorgeous. You just go across this bridge
• 15:31
  and it's this island that the whole
• 15:32
  thing is like a park. I don't know if
• 15:34
  it's a city or a state park or whatever,
• 15:35
  but they have a bunch of gorgeous
• 15:36
  gardens and sculptures and stuff. And
• 15:38
  it's sort of like the video you can feel
• 15:40
  that like we just had a nice day in a
• 15:41
  nice place, you know? So, it's like
• 15:43
  let's just go somewhere we want to be
• 15:44
  and that energy will come across.
• 15:46
  >> That's that's beautiful. Do you do you
• 15:47
  end up getting a lot of like uh rappers
• 15:50
  who are like not comedy rappers, but
• 15:53
  then you like kind of incorporate that
• 15:54
  you're like come to a funny one?
• 15:56
  >> That's what I want to do is more of that
• 15:57
  Lonely Island thing where like I I'll
• 15:59
  give you the funny premise and then you
• 16:00
  just give me a verse on it and it'll
• 16:02
  make it cooler because I always I mean
• 16:03
  obviously I'm a fan of all these like
• 16:04
  quote unquote like serious rappers and I
• 16:06
  want them on my songs and stuff. Um it's
• 16:08
  it feels
• 16:09
  >> any any dream collabs occur. Sorry.
• 16:11
  >> Honestly, Two Chains Two Chains or
• 16:14
  Action Bronson. I feel like there are
• 16:16
  two of my favorites in terms of like
• 16:17
  serious rappers who are just naturally
• 16:19
  organically really funny cuz like I
• 16:21
  think it's an underrated part of like
• 16:22
  like Lil Wayne. He's also just really
• 16:24
  naturally hilarious. It's just one of
• 16:26
  the many ways he can score points with a
• 16:28
  bar, you know? Um so like I feel like
• 16:30
  I'm
• 16:31
  >> you've gamified rapping. It [laughter]
• 16:33
  sounds like
• 16:33
  >> Yeah, I'm I'm farming XP.
• 16:36
  >> Level up. I uh [laughter]
• 16:38
  [ __ ] uh [ __ ] I uh I don't really know
• 16:40
  Action Bronz's stuff that well. Also,
• 16:42
  folks, I for Scoochi's audience, I have
• 16:44
  Tourette's. [laughter] Anyway, uh I'm
• 16:47
  doing the [clears throat] a soundboard
• 16:49
  [laughter] or like Yeah. [ __ ] [ __ ] um
• 16:53
  uh I don't really know actually Bronson
• 16:54
  stuff, but there's like a Twitter called
• 16:55
  like action
• 16:56
  >> accidental Bronson. Yeah.
• 16:58
  >> Yeah. And every now and again they would
• 16:59
  like quote tweet me. Yeah. And I'd be
• 17:01
  like, "What?"
• 17:02
  >> Oh, yeah.
• 17:03
  >> I don't know. I don't know what this is.
• 17:04
  So, sort of the formula for those tweets
• 17:06
  is uh he's really great at describing a
• 17:09
  very visual like image of some sort of
• 17:11
  really specific luxurious activity.
• 17:14
  That's kind of the mold. So, it' be like
• 17:16
  sipping rare boba tea watching Taiwanese
• 17:20
  baseball [laughter] at the racetrack.
• 17:22
  It's almost like a game of clue. It's
• 17:24
  like in the, you know, uh Bellagio with
• 17:28
  the Dominican baddie smoking symbiot or
• 17:32
  whatever, you know.
• 17:33
  >> [laughter]
• 17:33
  >> Okay, I'll I'll go back and look at it
• 17:34
  through that lens and be like, "Oh, I
• 17:36
  see."
• 17:37
  >> Or just listen to some action process.
• 17:39
  >> Go straight to source. He's the best at
• 17:41
  that. He's There's one song where he
• 17:42
  talks about just sitting alone in the
• 17:44
  car bumping Janet Jackson, which is just
• 17:45
  a great image [laughter]
• 17:47
  alone.
• 17:49
  >> That's good. That's luxury.
• 17:50
  >> Great. I like that a lot.
• 17:51
  >> Pure luxury.
• 17:52
  >> Let's do one of the premises of our two
• 17:53
  podcasts or both.
• 17:55
  >> Yes. I I think we can manage both. I was
• 17:57
  just saying right before we recorded
• 17:59
  that crafts are a big part of how they
• 18:00
  teach kids Bible stories. It's almost
• 18:02
  entirely like
• 18:04
  >> glue sticks, coloring pencils as you're
• 18:06
  hearing about like and they decided not
• 18:08
  to stone the adulteress and you're just
• 18:10
  like five like cool. [laughter]
• 18:13
  >> Uh I went to synagogue growing up. Okay.
• 18:15
  >> Um and we would learn through
• 18:18
  >> uh we would watch like little videos and
• 18:20
  stuff like we watch Veggie Tales.
• 18:22
  >> They watch Veggsales in the synagogue.
• 18:23
  >> Yeah, they do. It's just that good. cuz
• 18:25
  some of it [laughter]
• 18:27
  we we weren't watching New Testament
• 18:28
  Veggie Tales and we we stopped there the
• 18:31
  synagogue is like first two seasons of
• 18:33
  Veggie Tales that's what's
• 18:34
  >> yeah they did the
• 18:35
  >> once they reach uh once they reach New
• 18:37
  Testament [ __ ] we're like man
• 18:38
  >> the Torah parts they were like yeah I
• 18:39
  mean this is our [ __ ] too it's like we
• 18:41
  also know about cucumbers [laughter]
• 18:44
  >> that's awesome they also don't do that
• 18:46
  much New Testament stuff like there's
• 18:48
  not one where they made Jesus a
• 18:49
  vegetable
• 18:49
  >> was that a sly pickle idea by the way
• 18:51
  was that what you're going for with that
• 18:52
  >> I don't think so pickle Well, uh, no,
• 18:54
  just Jews are really into pickles. The
• 18:56
  cucumber. Yeah. Yeah.
• 18:57
  >> Okay. Did not [laughter] know that. For
• 19:00
  the record,
• 19:00
  >> I support I was I was trying to see if
• 19:02
  it was deliberate or not, [laughter]
• 19:03
  man.
• 19:05
  >> Um, but uh yeah, they never really
• 19:07
  messed around and like made Jesus a
• 19:09
  carrot. They were like, "Let's not even
• 19:10
  They never
• 19:10
  >> No, I heard they did. Did they?
• 19:11
  >> I heard they after I saw
• 19:13
  >> you. No, they literally made him a
• 19:14
  carrot.
• 19:16
  >> I was just talking to my friends about
• 19:17
  this. They said um that in one of them
• 19:20
  like they they were like they were
• 19:21
  supposed to never depict him at all.
• 19:23
  >> Right. But then there's a like a
• 19:24
  nativity scene where they made him a
• 19:25
  baby carrot [laughter] or if I if I'm if
• 19:28
  I'm not mistaken.
• 19:29
  >> That sounds right. Yeah.
• 19:30
  >> Like Well, that's funny that I guessed
• 19:32
  the vegetable, too.
• 19:33
  >> Allegedly. [laughter] I don't want to
• 19:34
  get sued.
• 19:35
  >> Yeah. I don't know which vegetable he
• 19:36
  should be. I mean, something that goes
• 19:37
  on a kebab cuz [laughter] there's a
• 19:39
  skewer element, I think.
• 19:45
  >> Well, that's great.
• 19:46
  >> Let's do some crafts.
• 19:47
  >> Absolutely. Well, so
• 19:48
  >> what do you got?
• 19:49
  >> Well, so uh the clay, I got embroidery.
• 19:52
  I got like bead stuff. I've got We got
• 19:54
  paint. And uh
• 19:55
  >> I just want to like roll some clay
• 19:57
  around.
• 19:57
  >> Amazing. There's also the tin foil ball
• 19:59
  is also for that.
• 20:01
  >> Oh, nice. I also provide with like
• 20:03
  random [ __ ] to fiddle with. I think it's
• 20:05
  a good move.
• 20:06
  >> Oh, the tin foil ball goes inside the
• 20:09
  clay. So, if you want to make a if you
• 20:12
  if you if you start making something,
• 20:13
  decide what you want to make. If you
• 20:15
  like instead of doing a whole ball of
• 20:17
  clay, you do ball of tin foil and then
• 20:19
  just the outside of his clay. Oh, holo
• 20:22
  clay [snorts] thing.
• 20:23
  >> Saves clay.
• 20:25
  >> Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 20:26
  >> Okay.
• 20:26
  >> But but you but just fiddle with that
• 20:29
  [ __ ]
• 20:30
  >> Cube someone made this. A lot of a lot
• 20:32
  of love went into this [laughter] cube.
• 20:35
  That might be all I need. Nice.
• 20:37
  >> Yeah, absolutely. Well, so so I kind of
• 20:39
  I like to try to uh we'll talk about
• 20:41
  maybe some more of the Bible stuff and
• 20:42
  then what we should make will come to
• 20:44
  mind. We can make Jesus. [laughter]
• 20:45
  >> We can make We can make vegetable Jesus.
• 20:47
  >> Yeah. I feel like I have some Jonah and
• 20:48
  the Whales uh blue over here. So we can
• 20:50
  make a little whale. For uh for Benny's
• 20:52
  viewers, I grew up super Christian and
• 20:54
  now I just kind of look like it. And
• 20:55
  [laughter] now I do this podcast, Holy
• 20:57
  Smokes, where we smoke weed and tell
• 20:58
  Bible stories. Basically drunk history,
• 20:59
  but with weed in the Bible. But uh I'm
• 21:01
  not neither of us are high right now
• 21:02
  because it's 11:00 a.m. and I got [ __ ]
• 21:04
  to do today. So this is uh [laughter]
• 21:07
  >> I don't I grew up um reformed Jewish,
• 21:09
  but I don't really p I don't I'm not
• 21:11
  religious at all.
• 21:12
  >> Okay. So you know your your [ __ ] at
• 21:13
  least uh Torah wise or
• 21:15
  >> Yeah, some somewhat. Um, I I wasn't like
• 21:19
  uh like reform is not um conservative,
• 21:22
  so I'm not I'm not like I don't know it
• 21:24
  like deeply,
• 21:25
  >> but I was taught that [ __ ] You know
• 21:26
  what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.
• 21:27
  >> So, when I and when I asked if you had a
• 21:29
  Bible story in mind, you said you had a
• 21:30
  bone to pick with the uh
• 21:32
  >> Oh, yeah.
• 21:32
  >> the story of the Jews in Egypt.
• 21:34
  >> Yes. Okay. [laughter]
• 21:35
  >> Um uh real quick, uh Okay. Uh here's the
• 21:40
  thing with that, and I' I've mentioned
• 21:42
  this a long time ago in the pod.
• 21:44
  >> Yeah.
• 21:44
  >> Um maybe like three years ago, so I'll
• 21:46
  bring it back. Um, the Jews were never
• 21:48
  slaves in Egypt. That's fooly nonsense.
• 21:52
  [laughter] It's like made up completely.
• 21:54
  >> Historically, there's no there's no
• 21:56
  archaeological evidence. [laughter]
• 21:57
  There's no historical evidence. The only
• 22:00
  >> um the only account of that
• 22:03
  >> uh is the is the Bible or is the Torah.
• 22:07
  Um, so it's like it's completely ah
• 22:09
  historical like like it's similar to
• 22:11
  like Noah and the great flood or Jonah
• 22:15
  like a guy being living in a whale,
• 22:16
  right? Um, it's similarly a bunch of
• 22:19
  madeup nonsense. Um, but it's an
• 22:22
  interesting one cuz people people look
• 22:24
  at the flood and they're like, obviously
• 22:26
  that didn't happen. But they look at the
• 22:28
  Jews being slaves in Egypt and they're
• 22:30
  like, well of course that but that one
• 22:31
  happened though from from the the
• 22:34
  general public thinks that one actually
• 22:36
  happened.
• 22:36
  >> Yeah. I think I thought that
• 22:38
  >> until just now
• 22:39
  >> pretty much. Yeah.
• 22:40
  >> Yes. Yeah. Um it is nonsense and didn't
• 22:42
  happen.
• 22:43
  >> Wow.
• 22:43
  >> Yeah.
• 22:44
  >> So where do you think it came from or
• 22:45
  like why is it the
• 22:47
  >> narrative? Well, part of the I do
• 22:49
  believe that part of the uh like the
• 22:51
  Passover. Okay. Basically, there's a
• 22:54
  couple possible ideas. One is that there
• 22:56
  was a brief time when Egypt ruled over
• 23:00
  the lands of like I believe Cananan
• 23:03
  where like a protojewish like group was
• 23:06
  like the Yahwist who are still like
• 23:08
  polytheistic. Um
• 23:10
  >> and so I I think I believe that uh it's
• 23:13
  like basically like a game of telephone
• 23:14
  over time. Um there's also a chance that
• 23:17
  uh like a couple of people [laughter]
• 23:21
  >> were you know what I mean?
• 23:22
  >> Like 15 unlucky guys.
• 23:23
  >> Yes. Yes. But we would have like if it
• 23:25
  was like a mass group or something. Um
• 23:28
  >> because we got a lot of archaeological
• 23:30
  records in Egypt pretty and with the
• 23:32
  hieroglyphs have a pretty great idea of
• 23:33
  what's going on. Exactly. For a lot of
• 23:35
  their history.
• 23:36
  >> Yes. And even if the even if the
• 23:38
  Egyptians wouldn't have like written
• 23:39
  about it because it's a sore subject or
• 23:41
  something. Um
• 23:42
  >> all our guys got washed away.
• 23:44
  Embarrassing. [laughter]
• 23:46
  >> They would they would be they would
• 23:48
  obvious also the story of that like Noah
• 23:50
  splitting the [ __ ] ocean is obviously
• 23:53
  nothing.
• 23:53
  >> Moses. Yeah. or sorry, Moses splitting
• 23:55
  the ocean is obviously not
• 23:56
  >> I like the image that like he just
• 23:57
  caught a low tide and then was like
• 24:00
  [laughter]
• 24:01
  >> it was me.
• 24:03
  >> If if the Jews had been slaves of Egypt,
• 24:05
  that would have been potentially what
• 24:06
  what is what it was like just like a a
• 24:08
  brief low tide where they crossed, you
• 24:10
  know what I mean? Um
• 24:11
  >> but there's no I'm really going off on
• 24:14
  this. There's no um there's no like
• 24:17
  >> Jewish pottery. There's no there's not
• 24:18
  like a there's no artifacts. There's no
• 24:21
  like there's no items that you would
• 24:24
  find archaeologically that indicate like
• 24:26
  unless like
• 24:28
  >> I don't know unless they took every
• 24:31
  single last bit of thing that they ever
• 24:33
  had there for the entire time that they
• 24:35
  were there.
• 24:36
  >> Leave no shards.
• 24:37
  >> Yes. Yeah. Yeah. No. You know what I
• 24:39
  mean? And the Egyptians didn't ever
• 24:41
  write about it. Like it's like, you know
• 24:43
  what I mean? So almost all historic all
• 24:46
  all uh every historical person who has
• 24:50
  any salt uh who studies that time would
• 24:54
  be aware that it's uh not the not the
• 24:56
  Yeah. Yep.
• 24:57
  >> man. [laughter]
• 24:59
  >> So that's my bone to pick with that
• 25:00
  story.
• 25:00
  >> Loki stolen valor a little bit.
• 25:02
  >> It is it is the Jew the Jews go we were
• 25:04
  slaves and it's like we straight up uh
• 25:07
  we we we may have been at different
• 25:09
  times in different other areas for Yeah.
• 25:11
  Like a lot of the Eastern European stuff
• 25:12
  is absolutely that absolutely that [ __ ]
• 25:14
  happened.
• 25:15
  >> Yeah.
• 25:15
  >> Uh I'm not The Holocaust is real.
• 25:18
  >> Yeah, [laughter]
• 25:19
  that's our stance.
• 25:21
  >> To be very clear. [laughter]
• 25:23
  >> Yeah.
• 25:24
  >> Yeah, dude.
• 25:25
  >> But anyway, yeah, that's sad.
• 25:27
  >> That's fascinating. Yeah. I think it's
• 25:28
  it's weird to just like part of the
• 25:30
  reason I do this podcast is just
• 25:31
  unpacking all the [ __ ] that I was taught
• 25:33
  from a very young age. just being like
• 25:35
  obviously like I don't like I'm now I'm
• 25:37
  now a fan of the Bible in like a lore
• 25:39
  way like the way I am of Lord of the
• 25:40
  Rings like I think the stories are just
• 25:42
  nuts or whatever but then I stuff like
• 25:44
  this keeps happening where I'm like I
• 25:45
  guess I
• 25:46
  >> was still just kind of casually
• 25:47
  believing some of it,
• 25:48
  >> right? [laughter] You know.
• 25:49
  >> Yeah. Yeah. No, it's Yeah, it's crazy.
• 25:51
  >> What do you think about how like all
• 25:52
  these different civilizations have like
• 25:53
  a flood narrative?
• 25:55
  >> You know what I mean? Like is it was it
• 25:56
  just such a dope story that like when
• 25:59
  you heard it from like guys you trade
• 26:00
  with you're like that's [ __ ] tight.
• 26:02
  [laughter] It's bad. That's a badass.
• 26:03
  >> Well, I think floods happened.
• 26:05
  >> Yeah.
• 26:06
  >> And so I think like I think you
• 26:07
  experience a flood and everybody you
• 26:09
  know is in this giant flood and you go
• 26:11
  >> that's got to be the whole world,
• 26:12
  >> right?
• 26:13
  >> Everything I know,
• 26:14
  >> you know what I mean? There's there's no
• 26:15
  there's no geolog there's no evidence
• 26:17
  that a global flood happened,
• 26:19
  >> right?
• 26:19
  >> Uh there's no there's no evidence that
• 26:21
  everything on land died in a flood.
• 26:24
  Yeah.
• 26:24
  >> That's crazy. It's funny how like we
• 26:26
  have like records of way kind of way
• 26:29
  crazier extinctions and and but they
• 26:31
  have a hard time believing those. It's
• 26:33
  like you know it's like a lot of times
• 26:34
  it's like when they're like don't
• 26:35
  believe dinosaurs and [ __ ] I'm like
• 26:36
  doesn't that make God cooler? Like he
• 26:38
  made all this [laughter] other [ __ ] and
• 26:39
  it's like no but that doesn't fit our
• 26:41
  doesn't fit our timeline though. It's
• 26:42
  like hey why are you so married to the
• 26:43
  timeline? Like yeah if you just like let
• 26:46
  the evidence be cool stuff then you can
• 26:49
  be like okay actually a bunch of cool
• 26:50
  [ __ ] has happened. It just wasn't the
• 26:51
  [ __ ] we've been telling our kids.
• 26:52
  >> I have a lead I have a leading question
• 26:54
  to ask you. It's my other big
• 26:56
  >> Jewish thing.
• 26:57
  >> It's time for the big Jewish thing.
• 26:59
  >> How how old do you think Judaism is?
• 27:04
  >> That's the leading question cuz I am
• 27:06
  about to The point is that I'm about to
• 27:07
  It's a trick idea.
• 27:09
  >> Like
• 27:11
  so I don't know
• 27:15
  4,000 years old.
• 27:16
  >> It's about 2,600 years old.
• 27:19
  >> So just 600 years before Jesus.
• 27:22
  >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So
• 27:23
  >> that's fresh. I thought it was a lot.
• 27:25
  >> Right.
• 27:25
  >> Cuz the way they they teach you taught
• 27:28
  me at least is that it's like you can
• 27:29
  trace it from Adam to Jesus. And it's
• 27:31
  like this guy.
• 27:32
  >> Adam is not a guy.
• 27:34
  >> Yeah.
• 27:34
  >> Adam's not a There weren't two people.
• 27:36
  >> He's a girl.
• 27:38
  >> It's not Adam and Steve. [laughter]
• 27:40
  >> It was Eve and Ava.
• 27:42
  >> Stevia.
• 27:44
  >> Stevia sounds like a beautiful young
• 27:45
  lady. [laughter]
• 27:47
  >> Hey, sugar. Hey, Stevia. I like the idea
• 27:50
  of like a southern diner like waitress
• 27:51
  who like her terms of affection are just
• 27:53
  alternate sweeteners. [laughter]
• 27:55
  >> I like that.
• 27:57
  >> What's up?
• 27:58
  >> Aspartame.
• 28:00
  >> A little Diet Coke. [laughter] A little
• 28:01
  aspartame.
• 28:02
  >> Diet Coke is good.
• 28:03
  >> Yeah.
• 28:04
  >> I bet you that there's got to be
• 28:06
  somebody in our fan bases who has a cat
• 28:08
  named Diet Coke.
• 28:08
  >> Oh yeah.
• 28:09
  >> 100%. I have a friend who had two cats
• 28:11
  named Mop and Bucket. That was really
• 28:13
  nice. Kind of like kind of like was it
• 28:15
  Honey was your kid?
• 28:16
  >> Honey Boy.
• 28:16
  >> Honey Boy. long with the long fur.
• 28:19
  Gorgeous.
• 28:19
  >> Beautiful cat.
• 28:20
  >> Mhm.
• 28:20
  >> Yes. He makes a regular appearance on
• 28:22
  this.
• 28:23
  >> Oh, you bet.
• 28:23
  >> Oh, you're actually making the whale.
• 28:24
  Nice.
• 28:25
  >> Yeah, it's coming together.
• 28:26
  >> Oh, [laughter] that's great. I love
• 28:28
  that.
• 28:28
  >> Turns out a rectangle is a great
• 28:29
  starting point for
• 28:31
  >> Yes. I'll make Bro, I'll make Jonah.
• 28:33
  >> Okay, good. [laughter]
• 28:35
  >> Uh, I'll try to base him on your whale.
• 28:37
  >> One of the first songs I wrote was
• 28:38
  called Song of Solomon, and I took a b
• 28:40
  Are you familiar with the book Song of
• 28:41
  Solomon?
• 28:42
  >> Uh, no. It's uh supposedly written by by
• 28:45
  King Solomon, but it's a bunch of uh
• 28:47
  horny poetry. It's like my lover's
• 28:50
  breasts are like the doe's of the field
• 28:52
  and stuff and it's like the horniest
• 28:53
  book of the Bible. So, when I first
• 28:55
  started rapping um still at my Christian
• 28:57
  college, I I wrote a song called Song of
• 28:59
  Solomon. I just turned it into bars
• 29:00
  basically. And the last line was uh if
• 29:03
  you call her a whale, I guess Jonah's my
• 29:04
  nut and
• 29:05
  >> Oh [ __ ]
• 29:08
  >> So that's pertinent.
• 29:09
  >> Wow. That's that's a great line.
• 29:10
  [laughter]
• 29:11
  >> D. I'll the um I'll just I'll tie off
• 29:15
  the idea of the of the 5 uh
• 29:18
  >> just that is
• 29:19
  >> the 5,700 number. That's how old they
• 29:22
  think the earth is. It's not how old
• 29:24
  Judaism is.
• 29:25
  >> They retroactively were like
• 29:28
  >> that's they were that's a self myth
• 29:29
  where they're like well that's how old
• 29:31
  it is because that's how old the earth
• 29:33
  is and all that stuff.
• 29:34
  >> Is that also like counting the guys
• 29:35
  because they have the whole list of like
• 29:36
  this guy lived to 400 or whatever. You
• 29:38
  just add those up and go well that's
• 29:40
  5,000.
• 29:41
  >> Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how
• 29:42
  they got to the number, but I know that
• 29:43
  it's uh nonsense.
• 29:45
  >> Yeah.
• 29:45
  >> I mean, just the existence of all the
• 29:47
  other people, groups, and religions has
• 29:50
  always been a real thorn in the side of
• 29:51
  any religion. [laughter] I remember in
• 29:53
  my high school Sunday school class, we
• 29:54
  did a section on like other religions.
• 29:57
  And the tone of it was very much like,
• 29:58
  aren't these other religions stupid? But
• 30:00
  I just just made think like there's a
• 30:01
  bunch of other ones, so they're all just
• 30:02
  [ __ ] because they're not specifically
• 30:04
  Presbyterian. [laughter] That's crazy.
• 30:08
  >> Yeah. Yeah. Like if you have empathy,
• 30:09
  you look at that and you go like, "Oh,
• 30:11
  oh no."
• 30:12
  >> No. Either [laughter] either God's
• 30:14
  [ __ ] up big time. He's sitting there
• 30:15
  going, "No, you got to be Presbyterian.
• 30:18
  [ __ ] Why don't they get it?" [laughter]
• 30:23
  >> There is some old like street joke idea
• 30:26
  of like uh this Christian missionary
• 30:29
  goes to like um like a Inuit community.
• 30:32
  Okay.
• 30:33
  >> And they're like telling them about like
• 30:34
  God and hell and whatnot. Yeah. And then
• 30:36
  you would like, wait,
• 30:37
  >> if wait but if none of our ancestors
• 30:39
  knew about this like if you if we didn't
• 30:41
  know about this uh would we still go to
• 30:44
  hell? And the the missionaries like well
• 30:47
  like no you would have gone not
• 30:48
  necessarily.
• 30:49
  >> And the uh then you were like then why
• 30:51
  the hell are you telling us? Like why
• 30:52
  are you tell what I mean? Yeah.
• 30:53
  >> Like don't don't tell us.
• 30:55
  >> Good. I think
• 30:55
  >> Yeah.
• 30:56
  >> This is an accident. But I think my
• 30:58
  whale now has like a little um like soul
• 31:00
  patch which I think is nice.
• 31:02
  >> I love that. I love that. A little like
• 31:04
  like a new metal.
• 31:06
  >> Hell yeah.
• 31:07
  >> Biscuit. [laughter]
• 31:08
  >> I love that. I'm wearing a new metal
• 31:09
  shirt right now.
• 31:11
  >> Give me something to uh filter feed.
• 31:13
  [laughter]
• 31:15
  >> I love that. I got I got riled up. I'm
• 31:18
  talking about religion. I've become more
• 31:19
  like, [snorts]
• 31:20
  >> you know what I mean? Yeah.
• 31:21
  >> Cuz I I don't know.
• 31:22
  >> It's done a lot of damage.
• 31:23
  >> I got a lot of bones to pick. Yeah,
• 31:24
  >> it really has. And And like And a lot of
• 31:27
  times I've been watching a lot of cult
• 31:28
  documentaries like uh is [snorts] this
• 31:31
  Jonah?
• 31:31
  >> That's Jonah.
• 31:34
  >> [laughter]
• 31:34
  >> He didn't deserve it.
• 31:39
  >> Um, but I watch all these like Mormon
• 31:41
  like cult documentaries like Mormon
• 31:42
  fundamentalist or whatever. It's like
• 31:44
  most cults are like they only work
• 31:46
  because all the like people at the
• 31:48
  bottom like have a good heart and good
• 31:50
  intentions. They're like, "We've we
• 31:51
  would like to go to heaven and make sure
• 31:53
  everyone else goes to heaven and so we
• 31:54
  got to follow the Holy Father." And then
• 31:56
  there's just one guy at the top like
• 31:57
  [ __ ] people. I'm like, that's kind of
• 31:59
  our whole society. It's like [laughter]
• 32:00
  it holds together cuz there's a bunch of
• 32:02
  good people that kind of assume that's
• 32:04
  what's going on and then there's like
• 32:05
  eight [ __ ] maniacs at the top just
• 32:07
  like [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of us.
• 32:09
  >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
• 32:10
  >> I was like, damn. It's like our whole
• 32:12
  >> like literally and figuratively. They're
• 32:14
  literally It's like kind of nuts. Yeah.
• 32:15
  >> It's like I imagine in Mormonism too,
• 32:17
  it's like literally also sexual. Of
• 32:19
  course. Yeah. I mean, and that that's
• 32:20
  what that's why those documentaries get
• 32:22
  made is because there's like a
• 32:23
  scandalous part of it that like makes
• 32:25
  people go like, "Oh, [laughter] but the
• 32:27
  funny one that I just watched is it's a
• 32:29
  more rec so there was like a larger
• 32:31
  group of fundamentalists uh like
• 32:33
  polygamous Mormons and the and
• 32:36
  throughout the course of that
• 32:37
  documentary, it shrinks and gets smaller
• 32:39
  as like the son that takes over is like
• 32:40
  really crazy." And then there's a newer
• 32:42
  documentary that starts with that son in
• 32:44
  prison and now there's like 15 of them
• 32:46
  left. There's like none left. Imagine
• 32:48
  still I was going to say still being in
• 32:49
  the crew.
• 32:50
  >> It's like a house and like the new guys
• 32:52
  that steps up is has zero charisma.
• 32:56
  There's a part there. So they get
• 32:58
  infiltrated by this documentary crew
• 32:59
  that's like secretly trying to help
• 33:01
  these women get out of it, but they're
• 33:02
  pretending they're making a documentary
• 33:03
  about him and he keeps having them film
• 33:06
  him do like parkour on the rocks. Like
• 33:08
  he's like running around the hills of
• 33:09
  Utah and like scrambles up this hill and
• 33:11
  like looks at the camera all proud and
• 33:12
  the guy goes, "How'd you do that?" And
• 33:13
  he goes, "Just just climbing [laughter]
• 33:16
  like
• 33:17
  He's like a little baby man, but he's
• 33:19
  like a monster also.
• 33:20
  >> Oh my god. [laughter]
• 33:22
  Wow.
• 33:23
  >> Yeah.
• 33:23
  >> I Yeah. Kind of makes me think of like
• 33:26
  uh people who are forced to find like
• 33:28
  the leader charismatic like Kim Jong-un
• 33:30
  or something. I don't know.
• 33:31
  >> Yeah. Got no reason.
• 33:32
  >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. You know what I
• 33:33
  mean? And just like over time like North
• 33:35
  Korea I guess just becomes more and more
• 33:37
  like like it's like you have to try to
• 33:39
  find something about good about the guy
• 33:41
  but he just like has access to like
• 33:42
  every Disney movie and porn [laughter]
• 33:44
  >> and like you want nothing but rice in a
• 33:47
  you know what I mean?
• 33:47
  >> Yeah. Like every Disney movie and porn
• 33:49
  as in like there's Disney porns.
• 33:51
  [laughter]
• 33:52
  >> Back into the horny vault forever.
• 33:55
  >> You know what I mean? I do believe that
• 33:56
  like he has internet and nobody else
• 33:59
  like I wonder I wonder if we'll have
• 34:02
  like a leader of North Korea who's like
• 34:04
  who like finds out through the internet
• 34:05
  that they're like the bad guy or they
• 34:08
  maybe they know already intuitively.
• 34:09
  >> Yeah. [laughter] At some point when you
• 34:11
  see everyone around you like starving
• 34:14
  and bowing you're like I might be the
• 34:15
  bad guy. [laughter]
• 34:17
  >> That's so funny. The idea of Kim Jong
• 34:18
  reading an article like oh oh [ __ ]
• 34:21
  >> Yeah.
• 34:22
  >> Oh no.
• 34:23
  >> Oh [ __ ] [laughter]
• 34:24
  >> Yeah. Yeah. What would you if you were
• 34:26
  if you were Kim Jong-un like how would
• 34:29
  you be like would you be like all right
• 34:31
  everybody uh we're let's let's knock
• 34:34
  let's change this like
• 34:35
  >> my full autocratic powers.
• 34:37
  >> Yeah. Like how would you knock it off?
• 34:38
  Like how would you if and you had a
• 34:40
  coming to like
• 34:40
  >> oh and I'm like okay first of all sorry
• 34:45
  that really got away from me. [laughter]
• 34:50
  >> Um the and then you just got to go full
• 34:52
  mom Donnie. your like bus is free or
• 34:54
  whatever. [laughter] Like you guys can
• 34:56
  have food again. My fault. My fault. My
• 34:58
  fault. Um, my fault. My fault.
• 34:59
  >> Hey, my bad. My bad. Try to dab everyone
• 35:01
  up. My fault. My fault. My fault. My
• 35:02
  fault. [laughter]
• 35:04
  >> You go on like an apology tour.
• 35:06
  Basically, the news would not know what
• 35:08
  to do with that. Like Kim Jong-un says
• 35:11
  sorry [laughter]
• 35:13
  even [snorts] though he's done nothing
• 35:14
  wrong.
• 35:16
  >> Yeah. The state news would be like he's
• 35:17
  wow, he's look at our dear leader. He's
• 35:19
  even more magnanimous than we thought.
• 35:22
  But uh
• 35:23
  >> no. Yeah. I wonder I wonder how that
• 35:25
  could possibly without like some hor
• 35:28
  sort of horrible violence.
• 35:29
  >> You've never seen power not corrupt.
• 35:32
  Absolutely. Like that's why it's such a
• 35:34
  funny idea. You've never seen it
• 35:35
  >> like that. Well, sorry. It's like it's
• 35:38
  like absolute power corrupts.
• 35:39
  Absolutely. You just said power. It's
• 35:41
  like power always corrupts.
• 35:42
  >> It doesn't even have to be absolute.
• 35:43
  [laughter]
• 35:44
  >> Anybody with a mod of power is like
• 35:47
  >> Yeah. Yes.
• 35:48
  >> The Michael Scots of the world. Like you
• 35:50
  don't even need you can rule over eight
• 35:51
  people and it can completely go to your
• 35:53
  head.
• 35:53
  >> Oh yeah. [laughter] Most Yeah. Most work
• 35:56
  I uh most work places I feel like they
• 35:58
  have the bosses there a mini cult.
• 36:02
  >> Yeah.
• 36:02
  >> That has to form.
• 36:04
  >> I don't know. You know what I mean? You
• 36:05
  have to be like what?
• 36:08
  >> I used to work at a logistics company
• 36:10
  just sending emails about where
• 36:11
  semi-truckss are going and we had a boss
• 36:13
  uh I don't think it matters but his real
• 36:16
  name is Jeff Star with two Rs. Nice. And
• 36:19
  I don't know what he did like you
• 36:20
  talking about like pure management like
• 36:22
  just management. I don't know what he
• 36:23
  actually does but he will occasionally
• 36:25
  pull us into a meeting and give like a
• 36:27
  weird little speech and change our title
• 36:28
  but not give us a raise and then say
• 36:30
  like [snorts] so this company you know
• 36:31
  next be 2 billion 3 billion four okay
• 36:33
  and we're just like what do you do
• 36:35
  [laughter]
• 36:36
  just like emerge say some stuff and then
• 36:38
  go back and it's like management mostly
• 36:40
  walks around and talks to each other is
• 36:41
  what I most like [laughter] the
• 36:42
  aspecting of it all like that's kind of
• 36:44
  mainly their job. Yeah, the professional
• 36:46
  manager
• 36:47
  >> all the way up to the top where like the
• 36:48
  CEO's job is to like make sure the
• 36:50
  investors have enough coke kind of, you
• 36:52
  know what I mean? Like [laughter] just
• 36:53
  just make sure they're having a good
• 36:54
  time.
• 36:55
  >> I never I'm not a uh I'm not a higher up
• 36:58
  at a company. And so I [laughter]
• 37:02
  >> like you like whenever there's like
• 37:03
  >> if you're wearing that, you look like
• 37:05
  the top [laughter]
• 37:07
  >> like uh in the movies there's like the
• 37:09
  board room meetings like the CEO. I'm
• 37:11
  like who are all those other people?
• 37:14
  Who are they? How do they get there? I
• 37:16
  assume and the movies are always like,
• 37:18
  well, it's some they got there from some
• 37:19
  degree of like ass kissing or whatever,
• 37:20
  but it's like sure, but like
• 37:23
  >> who are they? You know what I mean? Like
• 37:25
  it's their job to be in that room and be
• 37:27
  like, yes, the the numbers.
• 37:30
  >> Yeah. Just telling each other what's
• 37:31
  going on.
• 37:32
  >> Like what do they do dayto-day? You know
• 37:33
  what I mean?
• 37:34
  >> Yeah. From what I could see, it was just
• 37:36
  it was Yeah. kind of just walking around
• 37:38
  sort of in a cir. It's a circle jerk
• 37:39
  basically. [laughter]
• 37:41
  I keep trying to make his face more
• 37:42
  friendly and he gets more and more like
• 37:44
  distressed.
• 37:46
  >> You give him an arm.
• 37:47
  >> Oh yeah, he's jacked also. [laughter]
• 37:49
  >> I was trying to make a
• 37:50
  >> You got rid of the soul patch.
• 37:51
  >> Yeah, I actually I took the soul patch
• 37:53
  meat and I turned it into pure muscle.
• 37:56
  He's [ __ ] yolked.
• 37:57
  >> Where's Where's uh where's Jonah? Is
• 37:58
  that inside of him yet?
• 37:59
  >> Yeah. Yeah. You want to make you want
• 38:00
  make him [clears throat] a little
• 38:01
  stronger?
• 38:01
  >> Make him stronger. I'll make him I'll
• 38:03
  make him I'm going to make him bigger
• 38:04
  and stronger.
• 38:05
  >> I just saw a movie trailer that's like a
• 38:07
  guy gets killed by a whale.
• 38:11
  >> [laughter]
• 38:11
  >> a guy can swallow my
• 38:12
  >> Yeah. It's like he's like Yeah. I'm
• 38:14
  like, "Okay, they're just but it's not
• 38:16
  Bible or Jonah. It's just like
• 38:18
  >> secular story."
• 38:19
  >> Yeah. [laughter] Somebody independently
• 38:21
  came up with that.
• 38:21
  >> My culture is not your prom dress. First
• 38:23
  of all,
• 38:24
  [laughter]
• 38:27
  that's funny as [ __ ] [snorts]
• 38:30
  What do you uh you smoke you smoke weed
• 38:33
  every podcast episode?
• 38:35
  >> I'm usually like a 5 milligram gummy
• 38:36
  guy. I have asthma, so the smoke's not
• 38:38
  great for me. And I'm always trying to
• 38:39
  save my voice for raps, but uh yeah, I
• 38:41
  talk a lot of [ __ ] in my raps about like
• 38:42
  smoking big [ __ ] doinks, but I just I
• 38:44
  like a little hug for my brain like a 5
• 38:47
  milligram type energy. I talk in my act.
• 38:49
  I'm pro beer. I drink beer in the act.
• 38:52
  >> Yeah.
• 38:52
  >> You know what I mean?
• 38:53
  >> Beer is hilarious.
• 38:54
  >> Yeah. Beer is funny, but it's always
• 38:55
  weird. It's always weird. You know what
• 38:56
  I mean?
• 38:57
  >> But I um but in real life, I don't drink
• 38:59
  that much.
• 38:59
  >> Yeah.
• 39:00
  >> And uh I have found that like uh my
• 39:03
  audiences, they drink they drink, which
• 39:05
  is good, right?
• 39:06
  >> Cuz the club's like that.
• 39:07
  >> Yeah. Uh, and so I'm never gonna be
• 39:10
  against beer in my act,
• 39:11
  >> right?
• 39:11
  >> You know what I mean?
• 39:12
  >> That's a good point. Yeah. You gota you
• 39:14
  gota tow the the party line on that one.
• 39:15
  >> For money. For money. For plenty of
• 39:17
  power. No.
• 39:18
  >> Yeah.
• 39:18
  >> I would be against that. I'm a
• 39:20
  >> I'm publicly not a big alcohol guy.
• 39:22
  >> Yeah. It's not great. I I I tell people
• 39:24
  I don't drink and it makes it sound like
• 39:25
  I have like a badass past, but I just
• 39:27
  don't like it that much. Right.
• 39:28
  >> And I think if I'm going to get fat,
• 39:30
  it's going to be on stuff I like a lot
• 39:31
  more. Yeah. [laughter]
• 39:33
  >> You know, I'm going down on I'm going
• 39:35
  down. I'm going down.
• 39:37
  >> Yeah. Oh, yank. Cheesecake is so good,
• 39:38
  though. [laughter]
• 39:39
  >> If that'll be cause of death [ __ ]
• 39:41
  cheeseburger, it's not going to be drunk
• 39:43
  driving.
• 39:45
  >> You uh I like that you I think before
• 39:48
  the pod we were talking about how you're
• 39:49
  going to try to stay silly with the raps
• 39:50
  forever. Or maybe you said that on the
• 39:52
  pod. You're trying to You're trying to
• 39:53
  stay silly mode with the with the raps
• 39:54
  forever.
• 39:55
  >> You know, I'd say that, but there's a
• 39:56
  few coming down the pipeline that I So,
• 39:58
  I have one that I'm writing right now
• 39:59
  that's called serious rap because I do
• 40:01
  get comments from people being like,
• 40:02
  "Your writing is so good. Why don't you
• 40:04
  just come on, give us a serious one?"
• 40:05
  And I'm trying to explain. Like, no, I
• 40:07
  do take these ones serious. It just is
• 40:09
  also about farting in my shorts or
• 40:10
  whatever. [laughter] Like, I think the
• 40:11
  best thing you can do is polish the
• 40:13
  turd. Like, the funniest thing you can
• 40:14
  do is make it as good as possible. Cuz a
• 40:17
  lot of times comedy music sucks because
• 40:18
  they're like, "If the song sucks, that's
• 40:21
  funny." It's like, no, the funniest
• 40:22
  thing you can do is make it really good.
• 40:24
  Cuz, holy [ __ ] he spent like a lot of
• 40:26
  time on this. [laughter]
• 40:28
  >> You must you must really know like um I
• 40:31
  don't know enough to compliment you
• 40:34
  correctly. [laughter] Um, I want to be
• 40:37
  like I think your flow is good,
• 40:39
  >> right?
• 40:39
  >> I think you have a really smooth flow
• 40:41
  and whatnot. Thanks.
• 40:42
  >> Um, but I do think that I'm I am an
• 40:45
  outsider to the ideas. Um, but outside
• 40:48
  perspective sounds good. Sounds good on
• 40:51
  the ear.
• 40:51
  >> I'm a huge stand-up fan and I think your
• 40:53
  flow is good. [laughter]
• 40:56
  >> I don't I can't I don't know what flow
• 40:58
  is. Uh, like I know rhythm is
• 41:01
  >> or a good idea. I know it's the idea of
• 41:03
  like rhythm and whatnot. Um, like I know
• 41:05
  what it is, but I don't know what makes
• 41:06
  it good.
• 41:08
  >> And I don't know think if I do really
• 41:09
  either. I just know it when I hear it,
• 41:11
  you know? Like I couldn't sit down and
• 41:12
  break it down like ah it's this meter or
• 41:14
  whatever. Like I just it sounds good or
• 41:16
  it don't.
• 41:17
  >> I guess really you're not like oh I'm
• 41:19
  doing I amic pentameter.
• 41:21
  >> No, I never broken it down like that. I
• 41:23
  don't even really consider myself a
• 41:24
  musician really or a comedian. I just I
• 41:27
  make raps and they're funny. I don't
• 41:28
  because I I couldn't do a standup set
• 41:29
  right now and I also don't play any
• 41:31
  instruments. I don't make any my own
• 41:32
  beats. Oh, is there like a a regular
• 41:34
  collaborator or something like that?
• 41:35
  >> Yeah, so this guy Groove Box also out of
• 41:37
  Chicago. Um, and he's made like 80% of
• 41:39
  my beats at this point. He'll be my like
• 41:40
  hype man. And and then when he's an
• 41:42
  opener, he does a um I was going to say
• 41:43
  Reggie Watts thing, but I guess now we
• 41:45
  have to say Mark Rebier. [laughter]
• 41:47
  >> He loops himself and he stuff. But we
• 41:49
  usually say, "Yeah, like Reggie Watts
• 41:51
  thing." Well, he doesn't do every Reggie
• 41:52
  Watts. [laughter]
• 41:56
  >> He's stealthy on the beat.
• 41:57
  >> Yeah. In reference to stealthing, which
• 41:59
  is what Reggie Watts did. Mhm.
• 42:00
  >> Not white folk. [snorts] Drive that
• 42:02
  home.
• 42:04
  >> Just explain the the joke [laughter] for
• 42:06
  the crowd.
• 42:07
  >> No, I your stand up is great in in a way
• 42:10
  that something I try to do too, which is
• 42:11
  like there's just so much more we could
• 42:13
  write about. Like a lot of my early
• 42:15
  raps, I just took a normal rap trope
• 42:17
  like I smoke weed or I like butts and
• 42:18
  then just take it to the farthest
• 42:19
  whatever. But now I'm really enjoying
• 42:20
  writing rap songs about prospectors and
• 42:23
  dinosaurs and [ __ ] And I feel like
• 42:24
  you'll also you'll write a bit you
• 42:26
  you'll write a bit about Yeah. Like I
• 42:28
  just wrote a song about bees. I bet you
• 42:29
  got bits about bees. You know what I
• 42:31
  mean? Like
• 42:31
  >> I do
• 42:32
  >> things that people do absolutely know
• 42:34
  about and think about.
• 42:35
  >> I said beans, by the way, because I
• 42:36
  watched you at a bean
• 42:37
  >> bean buffet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But uh
• 42:40
  yeah, I think you can write about
• 42:41
  anything.
• 42:42
  >> So much you people go on stage and they
• 42:44
  talk about the same [ __ ] [ __ ]
• 42:46
  >> and they're like men are like this,
• 42:48
  women are like that. And it's like not
• 42:50
  even true. [laughter]
• 42:52
  >> It's like false premises where they're
• 42:53
  projecting based on their ex-girlfriend.
• 42:56
  Yeah. And you're like, "Bro, you can
• 42:58
  talk about like the rain." Like, "What
• 43:01
  if the rainbow was alive?"
• 43:03
  >> Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't
• 43:04
  know.
• 43:04
  >> I had I had a rainbow bit. I was
• 43:05
  thinking about how like rainbows seem so
• 43:07
  magical because it's one of the only
• 43:08
  things we we can't really make. I guess
• 43:10
  you can if you just spray a hose, but
• 43:11
  like you know there's like snow machines
• 43:12
  at the ski lift or whatever.
• 43:14
  >> Is there a rainbow machine? [laughter]
• 43:16
  >> Do we have the technology? Just
• 43:18
  >> I think I think we could. I think this
• 43:20
  is the mist thing.
• 43:21
  >> Yeah.
• 43:21
  >> You're saying that and I feel like I did
• 43:23
  see one one time. If you had to make a
• 43:24
  like a make a rainbow for sure,
• 43:26
  >> right? Oh, it depends on that scale.
• 43:28
  >> Yeah.
• 43:29
  >> Could we make a fulls size one?
• 43:30
  >> Yeah, that's a money printing machine.
• 43:33
  >> You [laughter] can guarantee a rainbow
• 43:35
  at Disney every night. I took a picture
• 43:37
  of a
• 43:37
  >> I was I was going with the angle of if
• 43:38
  you know exactly where the pot of gold
• 43:40
  is.
• 43:40
  >> Oh, right. Not just
• 43:42
  >> Yeah, [laughter]
• 43:44
  gold printing. I took a picture on the
• 43:46
  road in Canada of a rainbow we saw which
• 43:49
  we called the choed rainbow cuz we could
• 43:51
  only see that much of it.
• 43:54
  >> As funny [laughter] as
• 43:55
  >> I'll just I'll send it to you.
• 43:56
  >> Yeah, send it. I'll try to I'll put it
• 43:58
  in right there. Yeah.
• 43:59
  >> But yeah, I was really happy with the
• 44:00
  cho.
• 44:00
  >> Just a small bit of
• 44:02
  >> chunky little [laughter]
• 44:04
  What was Do you have a memory of like
• 44:06
  when you were starting out and you like
• 44:08
  you're like, "Ah, [ __ ] Are people going
• 44:09
  to relate to this? Can I even do a joke
• 44:11
  about this?" And then they liked it and
• 44:12
  you were like, "Oh, [ __ ] I can talk
• 44:13
  about anything." Hm.
• 44:15
  >> Uh yeah, at some point I realized that
• 44:16
  like relatability is not about like
• 44:18
  literally this person has experienced
• 44:20
  this thing as much as like can they
• 44:22
  emotionally identify with where you're
• 44:24
  coming from or like do they understand,
• 44:28
  you know what I mean? Um and so like if
• 44:30
  you write a joke about like uh like a
• 44:32
  skeleton army, people like it I don't
• 44:36
  you don't even have to emotionally
• 44:37
  relate um from like a like a I have the
• 44:40
  same fear or whatever. It's like
• 44:41
  [laughter] it's like
• 44:42
  >> I do fear the bone army.
• 44:43
  >> Yeah.
• 44:44
  >> There's an aesthetic there's an
• 44:46
  aesthetic understanding. Yeah. And like
• 44:47
  people know how like a skele like the
• 44:49
  vibe and idea of a skeleton army. Yes.
• 44:51
  It's not a real thing. Nobody's been
• 44:53
  attacked by a skeleton army.
• 44:55
  >> But we have the idea.
• 44:57
  >> Oh yeah. That happened to me in high
• 44:58
  school. A friend of mine that bones got
• 45:00
  him.
• 45:00
  >> You know what I meant when you're
• 45:01
  talking [laughter] like uh the only way
• 45:03
  to defeat uh an evil sorcerer with a
• 45:06
  skeleton army is with a good evil
• 45:08
  sorcerer with a skeleton army.
• 45:10
  [laughter]
• 45:11
  like oh like the guns thing. Yeah. Yeah.
• 45:13
  I've also been doing that too where it's
• 45:14
  like I'm writing something and it seems
• 45:15
  like it's just about like a prospector
• 45:17
  and gold rush times, but it's also kind
• 45:19
  of about like crypto and just sort of
• 45:21
  like American we need money as much as
• 45:23
  possible culture or whatever. So like
• 45:25
  and I don't really realize that
• 45:26
  sometimes until late in the process that
• 45:28
  there's a there's a way this actually
• 45:29
  connects to real life is a fun way to do
• 45:31
  it. I also one of my favorite feelings
• 45:33
  in watching standup is like I hadn't
• 45:35
  thought about that I know about this and
• 45:38
  I think you give people that feeling a
• 45:39
  lot. They're like I guess yeah I hadn't
• 45:40
  thought about skeleton armies in a while
• 45:42
  but like
• 45:42
  >> people you know about it.
• 45:44
  >> You're like yeah yeah. Do you know
• 45:46
  Beetle Moses? No.
• 45:47
  >> He's a cartoonist.
• 45:49
  really cool cartoons and um
• 45:52
  >> I feel like he and I kind of have a back
• 45:54
  like uh we're we're kind of friends
• 45:56
  online and uh he'll do a he'll do he did
• 45:58
  like a comic about like a um like a an
• 46:02
  ancient city on the back of a giant
• 46:04
  turtle dope as like a joke
• 46:05
  >> and I had I had done one of those like a
• 46:07
  long time ago and like so he and I he
• 46:08
  and I have like a fun dynam I I think
• 46:10
  where it's like we have some similar uh
• 46:13
  >> like oh [ __ ] we're reminding people
• 46:15
  about like the ancient turtle city
• 46:17
  [laughter] you know what I mean
• 46:18
  >> you ever read uh Terry Ratchet.
• 46:19
  >> No,
• 46:20
  >> he is a British author who's passed
• 46:22
  away, but he cranked out like 30 plus
• 46:24
  novels in his universe called Discworld
• 46:26
  and it's it's it's the whole planet is
• 46:28
  flying through space on the back of a
• 46:29
  turtle and it's like
• 46:31
  >> Monty Python adjacent like British humor
• 46:33
  but fantasy with trolls and dwarfs and
• 46:35
  stuff and it's this amazing fleshed out
• 46:36
  world. Highly recommend.
• 46:37
  >> It's really funny.
• 46:38
  >> Terry Patchy. Yeah, it's hilarious.
• 46:39
  >> Oh, nice. Okay. People have recommended
• 46:40
  that before. I got to check that out.
• 46:41
  >> Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah.
• 46:42
  >> Terry P.
• 46:43
  >> That sounds up my [ __ ] alley. Yeah,
• 46:45
  you you'd I'm afraid to say you'd
• 46:48
  absolutely bust.
• 46:48
  >> I would I would bust. [laughter]
• 46:51
  >> Call me I can't relate to.
• 46:53
  >> That ain't me.
• 46:54
  >> Whenever somebody says that, I'm like,
• 46:55
  what are you talking about?
• 46:55
  >> Not my Steve.
• 46:56
  >> Never. I've never heard of that.
• 46:57
  [laughter]
• 46:58
  >> I don't think I've watched enough media
• 46:59
  where people are nuts.
• 47:00
  >> I'm more of a go kind of guy.
• 47:02
  >> More of a go. True. True. [laughter]
• 47:07
  [snorts]
• 47:07
  >> Oh god.
• 47:07
  >> You have uh How would you say people
• 47:10
  relate to your stuff? cuz you're like
• 47:12
  you're like you're you know you're
• 47:14
  driving around on your butt.
• 47:16
  >> It's the opposite of cars.
• 47:17
  >> Yes.
• 47:17
  >> Uh which like cuz cars I guess you're
• 47:21
  invoking cars but not cars.
• 47:23
  >> Like how would you say how do how do
• 47:25
  people tell you they relate to your
• 47:26
  stuff?
• 47:26
  >> Um a lot of times they're like how do
• 47:30
  you even come up with this insane [ __ ]
• 47:32
  And I'm like the internet is way weirder
• 47:33
  than me. I feel like I'm like in the
• 47:35
  60th percentile of weird. Like there's
• 47:37
  [ __ ] beyond me you don't even know
• 47:38
  about. But I I appreciate it. Um yeah. I
• 47:41
  don't know. It It kind of varies cuz
• 47:42
  like sometimes my audience is like it's
• 47:45
  like I forget who has someone has this
• 47:47
  really good joke about how if you see a
• 47:49
  woman in overalls, she's the most
• 47:50
  progressive person you've ever seen. If
• 47:52
  you see a man in overalls, it's the most
• 47:53
  conservative. Yeah.
• 47:54
  >> Um and I get both. And I So I get girls
• 47:57
  that are like I I like the silly bean
• 47:59
  buffet one. And then I get guys that are
• 48:00
  like I like when you say back that ass
• 48:02
  up, captain's orders. Like all right,
• 48:04
  there's a little more irony when I did
• 48:05
  it, but all right. You know [laughter]
• 48:06
  what I mean? So like there's like some
• 48:07
  of that. I just like that it's sort of
• 48:09
  runchy and and fun or whatever, but I
• 48:11
  think mainly it's like it's that's the
• 48:12
  weirdest thing about having
• 48:13
  >> a repulsive idea. [laughter]
• 48:16
  >> The captain that's an abuse of power
• 48:17
  first of all. You want to talk about
• 48:19
  power corrupting? [laughter]
• 48:21
  >> Well, my captain says um
• 48:23
  >> No, no. I look I like how well uh you
• 48:26
  saying it is fine, but that other guy
• 48:28
  I'm I am repulsed by a guy being like,
• 48:29
  "Yeah, you know what I mean?" I'm like,
• 48:31
  "Ah."
• 48:31
  >> Yeah. Well, that guy I don't know if
• 48:33
  I've told this story before. So that was
• 48:34
  I a real guy. I have a real guy and I
• 48:36
  did a meet I do meet and greets now in
• 48:38
  before my shows which I felt weird about
• 48:40
  but it's it's kind of how I didn't be
• 48:42
  able to make money and they this guy
• 48:44
  came up to me in the San Antonio meet
• 48:45
  and greet and he's got shirt that says
• 48:46
  team Steven and I was like oh who's
• 48:48
  Stephen he's like that's me I was like
• 48:49
  oh cool I was like maybe he was sick or
• 48:50
  something I was like what's it from and
• 48:51
  he's like I'm a J6 defendant and I was
• 48:53
  like what's that he's like on January
• 48:54
  6th 2021 at the capital
• 48:58
  oh and so like he paid an extra 30 bucks
• 49:01
  to meet me so I can't I can't I guess I
• 49:03
  got to be like at least neutral
• 49:05
  if not nice. So I thought of the only
• 49:06
  neutral thing I could think to say and I
• 49:08
  was like how is traffic [laughter]
• 49:11
  and he was like bad. I was like I bet.
• 49:16
  [gasps]
• 49:18
  And then he [laughter] he spent the most
• 49:20
  money that anyone's ever spent on merch
• 49:22
  and he left me his phone number and he
• 49:24
  said if you ever need someone to work
• 49:25
  security I got you. And I'm like my guy
• 49:26
  you are the opposite of security.
• 49:29
  [laughter]
• 49:29
  You're the reason they have the barric
• 49:32
  offense. is well he uh [laughter] was it
• 49:35
  had he changed as a person?
• 49:36
  >> I didn't didn't he was pretty proud of
• 49:38
  like having been pardoned by Trump and
• 49:39
  stuff and he was like he's like I don't
• 49:40
  have that much clout but I tell
• 49:41
  everybody about you and I was like
• 49:43
  please don't [laughter]
• 49:44
  you don't got to do that.
• 49:48
  >> It was insane.
• 49:50
  >> That's nuts.
• 49:50
  >> Yeah. And Yeah. So he's like I can work
• 49:52
  and and my buddy afterwards like it's
• 49:54
  crazy to know there was someone at the
• 49:55
  show who would have done anything you
• 49:56
  said. I could have been like storm the
• 49:58
  bar.
• 49:58
  >> Yeah. Wow. Yeah.
• 50:00
  >> You think about it. You should uh think
• 50:02
  about what you need.
• 50:03
  >> Start playing it like RTS, dude. Just
• 50:04
  start clicking on stuff like go tip over
• 50:06
  that trash can. You be like, "All
• 50:06
  right." [laughter]
• 50:08
  >> You do have Yeah. Like you know in
• 50:09
  Skyrim and you get like a a person.
• 50:11
  >> Yeah. He'd be my familiar. My
• 50:12
  >> You have a th
• 50:15
  Yeah. You have a guy your J6 homunculus.
• 50:18
  >> My red pill familiar.
• 50:19
  >> Yeah. [laughter]
• 50:25
  I love [laughter] the idea of the idea
• 50:26
  of having a homunculus and they like
• 50:28
  they're like like a truly like little
• 50:30
  [ __ ] up likemegle and he's got like a
• 50:33
  mega hat
• 50:34
  >> and you're [laughter] like what what
• 50:36
  would we have him do?
• 50:37
  >> I like how you did a Jewish
• 50:38
  pronunciation of Smegel. You're like
• 50:40
  [laughter]
• 50:42
  man
• 50:42
  >> is it just Smegel?
• 50:44
  >> Yeah.
• 50:44
  >> It's not
• 50:46
  [laughter]
• 50:48
  then it sounds like a guy you know you
• 50:49
  know. I never thought I never thought
• 50:51
  about that. [laughter]
• 50:56
  Like it's his last name. He's It's like
• 50:58
  Yeah. Robert Schmegle. [laughter]
• 50:59
  >> Robert.
• 51:01
  >> I've been saying
• 51:03
  I've been saying
• 51:04
  [cough and clears throat] I've been
• 51:05
  saying on stage. [laughter]
• 51:07
  >> Yeah. I think it's a Smegel.
• 51:11
  [laughter]
• 51:12
  >> [ __ ] That's in the I say I just filmed
• 51:14
  the I filmed my hour recently
• 51:16
  >> and you Smeiggled it.
• 51:17
  >> I say schmeaggle.
• 51:18
  >> See I sometimes I go back and forth like
• 51:20
  do I correct someone? Because I when
• 51:22
  sometimes people correct me I'm like gh.
• 51:23
  But then sometimes I'm like thank God.
• 51:25
  >> I used to be an architecture tour guy in
• 51:26
  the Chicago River. That was my job
• 51:28
  before this. And for years I was saying
• 51:30
  that this guy uh uh free climbed the
• 51:33
  Sears Tower and then a climber took me
• 51:34
  aside and was like free climbed actually
• 51:36
  means with ropes. Free solo means no
• 51:37
  ropes. And I was like oh thank you. I've
• 51:39
  been saying that wrong.
• 51:40
  >> Whoa.
• 51:40
  >> So like sometimes it's a helpful
• 51:42
  correction. But yeah
• 51:42
  >> that's true. Only climbers would catch
• 51:44
  that. True. Which is funny. Everybody
• 51:46
  else is like whoa. You know what I mean?
• 51:48
  >> What could be more free than to be
• 51:50
  ropeless? I think they just named it
• 51:51
  wrong,
• 51:51
  >> right? Yeah. Free solo. Free solo means
• 51:53
  you free climbed it alone in my from my
• 51:56
  from my perspective.
• 51:56
  >> Free duos. Yeah. Duos like Fortnite.
• 51:59
  Yeah. You run duos.
• 52:00
  >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
• 52:01
  I have not played that much Fortnite.
• 52:03
  Go. But I feel like if we were Have you
• 52:04
  played a lot of Fortnite?
• 52:05
  >> A little bit. Yeah. It's one of those
• 52:07
  things where it's like, "Oh, it's the
• 52:08
  reason this is the most popular thing.
• 52:09
  It is actually It's actually fun." Yeah.
• 52:11
  >> Well, the first time I played, I won
• 52:13
  immediately and I was like I was like I
• 52:16
  think they did that. First couple games
• 52:18
  they throw you in with like bots and
• 52:19
  5-year-olds so you get a win and you're
• 52:20
  like I like this.
• 52:21
  >> Yeah.
• 52:22
  >> It's like when you win early at a casino
• 52:23
  >> which which which it felt like a casino
• 52:25
  and I I didn't like that at all.
• 52:28
  >> Yeah.
• 52:28
  >> I was like I that pissed me off. I was
• 52:30
  like
• 52:30
  >> you felt like you had children's blood
• 52:32
  on your hands. You're like I just they
• 52:33
  [laughter] were innocent. You
• 52:34
  >> I feel like they obviously tricked me.
• 52:36
  >> Yeah.
• 52:36
  >> I And that that upset me. I was like oh
• 52:39
  you guys have oh I I cuz I was crushing
• 52:42
  in a way that I was like I've never
• 52:44
  played this game before. I have too much
• 52:45
  respect for other gamers to think I
• 52:47
  should be winning this battle royale
• 52:49
  right now.
• 52:49
  >> Yes. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. I'm
• 52:51
  like I literally was like it's like you
• 52:53
  I was like what on earth do you mean I
• 52:55
  won? I have not played Fortnite yet.
• 52:58
  [laughter]
• 52:59
  >> This is tor my roommate always says like
• 53:01
  you think I'm like a child is kind of
• 53:04
  okay. So you think I'm like a child is
• 53:05
  [laughter]
• 53:07
  >> also weird thing about Fortnite you know
• 53:09
  they have you know you can buy the skins
• 53:10
  of like you know Homer Simpson like
• 53:12
  every cannon is in there. It's like
• 53:14
  Ready Player One, but you can also get
• 53:16
  just real famous people. So, you can
• 53:17
  like gun down Ariana Grande, [laughter]
• 53:19
  you know what I mean?
• 53:22
  >> Oh my god.
• 53:23
  >> Like you can just get like shoot Neymar.
• 53:25
  You know what I mean? Like he's just in
• 53:27
  there.
• 53:27
  >> Oh my god.
• 53:28
  >> I'm trying to think what would be the
• 53:29
  funniest like obscure celebrity to put
• 53:31
  in there.
• 53:32
  >> Ginsburg. [laughter]
• 53:35
  >> Perfect.
• 53:37
  >> Yeah, your boy Smeaggle. [laughter]
• 53:39
  >> Yeah. I really like the idea of a
• 53:41
  January 6th homunculus. By the way, I
• 53:43
  kind of want to make one.
• 53:44
  >> Yeah,
• 53:44
  >> I know you I know you made Did we make
• 53:45
  Jonah We got Jonah the whale? Okay,
• 53:47
  Jonah. Okay. And it's And we'll put the
• 53:50
  homunculus. He's storming the whale to
• 53:53
  save [laughter]
• 53:54
  >> Jonah. Storming the
• 53:56
  >> Okay, I'm going to give him Also, let's
• 53:58
  check the time.
• 53:58
  >> Oh, yeah.
• 54:00
  >> We got about a few We got a few minutes.
• 54:01
  You got to leave at 12:15.
• 54:03
  >> Yes, please.
• 54:03
  >> Okay, cool. I'm trying to think of a
• 54:05
  good uh name for a strong whale, you
• 54:08
  know, like some play on yolked or you
• 54:11
  know.
• 54:11
  >> Let's see what Well, we got sperm whale
• 54:13
  is one of the whale types.
• 54:14
  >> That's a high tea whale for sure.
• 54:16
  >> High tea whale.
• 54:17
  >> Uh let's see. Uh
• 54:18
  >> nar like narwhal with a G like like
• 54:21
  gnarly. That's just a surfer.
• 54:24
  >> Um
• 54:24
  >> what are types of whale? We got orca
• 54:27
  >> baine.
• 54:28
  >> Baine. Well, what kind of what kind of
• 54:29
  whale is this? This is probably just a
• 54:31
  blue which is tough to work with.
• 54:33
  [laughter]
• 54:35
  >> Um, blue chew blue
• 54:38
  >> blue chew whale
• 54:39
  >> instead of chew. It's blue filter.
• 54:42
  >> Unfortunately, I now have to add a huge
• 54:43
  hog to this and they'll have to we'll
• 54:46
  have to actually [laughter]
• 54:47
  let's go let's go little guy. Let's go
• 54:50
  Chad whale.
• 54:53
  >> This is the homunculus in the head.
• 54:56
  >> [laughter]
• 54:57
  >> I don't know if this if that's if that's
• 54:59
  big for a whale cuz obviously
• 55:01
  >> the January 6 homunculus.
• 55:04
  [laughter]
• 55:06
  >> And here's a whale with with a little
• 55:09
  little beeper. It's cold in the water.
• 55:11
  You know what I mean? [laughter] He was
• 55:12
  if he was in warm water be a different
• 55:14
  story.
• 55:15
  >> It's uh uh my J January 6th homunculus
• 55:18
  like uh scaling the side of like
• 55:21
  crawling vertical. [laughter]
• 55:22
  >> It can climb vertical walls. One of its
• 55:25
  Pokemon moves is [ __ ] on desk.
• 55:27
  [laughter]
• 55:29
  >> Obviously has the horn helmet.
• 55:30
  >> It's like in the it's in the vents. It
• 55:31
  like goes in the sewers of the
• 55:33
  [laughter]
• 55:34
  >> And you can just send it blindly
• 55:36
  anywhere. So it's it's it's one of like
• 55:37
  a segue. [laughter]
• 55:39
  >> Also, there were pipe cleaners here. I
• 55:41
  don't if you noticed that. I saw you
• 55:42
  kicked that just now. There's
• 55:43
  >> folks. This is a secret massive stash of
• 55:45
  pipe cleaners. So however many you're
• 55:47
  picturing, there's more.
• 55:48
  >> There's quite [laughter] a lot. There's
• 55:49
  quite a lot.
• 55:52
  Um, plug your stuff for my viewers and
• 55:54
  then I'll plug my stuff for your
• 55:56
  viewers.
• 55:57
  >> Oh [ __ ] I didn't even Good. Good call.
• 55:59
  Good way to And what good way to go.
• 56:01
  It's time to end. Yeah.
• 56:02
  >> Okay. Uh, folks, um, uh, I've got a
• 56:05
  standup special, uh, Butterfly Pavilion,
• 56:07
  that will probably be out whenever this
• 56:11
  comes out.
• 56:11
  >> We can time it up. Would you know when
• 56:13
  it's releasing?
• 56:14
  >> Maybe like this week or something. So, I
• 56:15
  don't know. Maybe by then, but
• 56:17
  >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. We'll
• 56:18
  figure it out. But it's called Butterfly
• 56:19
  Pavilion. Check it out. Yeah. Um,
• 56:21
  >> where'd you shoot that?
• 56:22
  >> At the Bell House in Brooklyn.
• 56:23
  >> Hell yeah.
• 56:24
  >> Yeah. Hell yeah.
• 56:25
  >> I've seen others like JP McDade maybe
• 56:27
  shot a special.
• 56:27
  >> Yeah. Yeah, he did.
• 56:28
  >> Yes, we watched that one for reference.
• 56:30
  He's funny as [ __ ] Incredible.
• 56:31
  >> And the lights went out during his, I
• 56:32
  think, and he kept it in,
• 56:34
  >> right?
• 56:34
  >> Yeah. That did not happen for you,
• 56:35
  fortunately.
• 56:36
  >> No.
• 56:36
  >> Okay, good.
• 56:37
  >> No, [laughter] that thank goodness I
• 56:39
  really [ __ ] This is the J6.
• 56:42
  [laughter]
• 56:42
  I plugged January 6th and uh let me see
• 56:45
  if I have anything else in particular.
• 56:46
  Just my look up my standup and that's
• 56:49
  it. All right. uh
• 56:50
  >> and your podcast Bugghive which my
• 56:51
  podcast also on right now.
• 56:53
  >> That's right. This is We'll release this
• 56:55
  on both platforms. [snorts]
• 56:56
  >> Yeah. I think you can do collabs on
• 56:57
  YouTube now. They like added that so it
• 56:58
  can sort of be on both which is yours
• 57:01
  mostly on YouTube or do you have other
• 57:02
  places?
• 57:02
  >> YouTube and then I do Pod Bean and that
• 57:04
  pushes it to [ __ ]
• 57:05
  >> Right.
• 57:07
  >> My turn.
• 57:08
  >> Yes.
• 57:08
  >> Hi, I'm Scoochy Buchi. I make funny
• 57:10
  raps. I also host a podcast called Holy
• 57:12
  Smokes with Scoochi Buchcci where we
• 57:13
  smoke weed and tell Bible stories. I've
• 57:14
  had a ton of my funny Chicago comedy
• 57:16
  friends. as I'm starting to branch out
• 57:18
  into more standups and people in other
• 57:20
  cities like Benny here. And you should
• 57:22
  watch on YouTube. It's also on Spotify
• 57:23
  and Apple podcast. And come see me on
• 57:25
  tour. Uh tickets and merch are pretty
• 57:27
  much the only way I make money. So come
• 57:29
  through.
• 57:29
  >> I'm I'm also on tour. Come to that.
• 57:32
  Anyway, I laughed cuz it was like the
• 57:34
  third time you had said Holy Spokes and
• 57:36
  Bible story. It was like a perfect like
• 57:38
  you're like go like
• 57:39
  >> I have to say the whole thing. I I go to
• 57:41
  another place. I say folks smokes we
• 57:43
  smoke. We tell Bible stories. attitude.
• 57:44
  It's like the only part that's polished
• 57:46
  and then the rest of the episode is like
• 57:48
  [laughter]
• 57:48
  >> Oh, actually, I will say real quick for
• 57:50
  my own podcast, I brought back Patreon
• 57:52
  episodes. I usually do I do a part two.
• 57:54
  I know you got a run, so I'll do
• 57:56
  something else for that. I'll have a
• 57:57
  I'll do maybe I'll do a solo ep for an
• 58:00
  hour.
• 58:00
  >> Yeah, like a lunatic. I also have a
• 58:02
  Patreon, which I always fail to mention,
• 58:04
  but it's mainly uh Scoochi unreleased
• 58:06
  songs and full like live sets you can
• 58:08
  watch them.
• 58:09
  >> Oh, nice. Sample sample my voice for
• 58:11
  sample the word schmegle for a voice. So
• 58:13
  anyway, that's
• 58:13
  >> I think you should start rebranding your
• 58:14
  ticks as ad libs [laughter] to put it in
• 58:17
  rap terms.
• 58:18
  >> Panda,
• 58:19
  >> you if you if you had a bunch of like
• 58:20
  Migos ticks just mama,
• 58:23
  >> that' be perfect.
• 58:23
  >> Wait, was it what was that one?
• 58:24
  >> Mama, that's something Migos say a lot.
• 58:26
  They they reference their mom a lot and
• 58:27
  they go mama.
• 58:30
  [laughter]
• 58:31
  >> Can you install ones like a like a zip?
• 58:33
  >> Yeah, I can I can slowly get new ones
• 58:35
  in.
• 58:35
  >> Can you get rid of some? And like is
• 58:38
  >> that's harder. What's the rotating like
• 58:40
  amount you normally have like in your
• 58:41
  head if you don't mind me asking?
• 58:42
  >> Oh, I don't know. Probably maybe like
• 58:44
  [snorts]
• 58:46
  >> there's like usually like maybe like 10
• 58:48
  like main ones that I do like pretty
• 58:49
  regularly.
• 58:50
  >> It's like a Pokemon lineup or like a
• 58:53
  starters.
• 58:54
  >> It is. We got [ __ ] [ __ ]
• 58:56
  >> Uh
• 58:59
  um
• 58:59
  >> like a link
• 59:00
  >> like eye stuff. Uh kind of doing that
• 59:02
  with my head. Uh touching my face and
• 59:05
  ears.
• 59:05
  >> Do you ever hit one for the first time?
• 59:07
  You're like, "Oh, that one's here to
• 59:08
  stay." That was
• 59:08
  >> Oh, yeah.
• 59:10
  >> Oh, this one.
• 59:11
  >> Oh, that's nice.
• 59:12
  >> That when that one came, I was like,
• 59:14
  that's that's that's part of the family.
• 59:16
  >> You're going to summon a rare bird with
• 59:17
  that one [laughter]
• 59:19
  >> through the bushes,
• 59:21
  >> dude. I'll let you go. I'll let you I'll
• 59:22
  free you now, dude. Thank you so much.
• 59:23
  >> Thank you so much for coming on and
• 59:25
  thanks for having me on.
• 59:26
  >> This is so fun.
• 59:27
  >> Oh, yeah. All right. Peace out. Let it
• 59:29
  back.
• 59:29
  >> [clears throat]