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DeVito-ed: Danny DeVito Penguin, Rian Johnson Trilogy & Rings of Power · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  so I've been playing death straining as
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  you both know yes I got bored welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy you got bored I got very bored okay I got bored so you're not still
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  playing it is that what you're saying what was boring about it just the fact
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  that it's a walking simulator it's a postman simulator it started off yeah
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  quite interesting but then it is just I'm just delivering packages and it's
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  just backwards and forwards backwards and forwards but just to be clear it's
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  in a cyber Punk or postapocalyptic world and you do have a magical fetus on your
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  belly yep the the bridge baby so is is all the hype just because of the stories
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  weird then is it yes right okay yeah like the story I think is interesting
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  but yeah the the like I did the thing I did wrong is I decided to try and get
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  five stars at every settlement okay and so while I can progress the story I'm at
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  a port where I can progress the story and get to episode 3 I've decided to go
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  back and try and that's just ruining for me a little bit but at the end of the day
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  that's just because I'm going backwards and for there even if I progress that's
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  all I'm going to be doing when I go forward as well is just delivering mail
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  also it's not your fault the game isn't fun yes yeah Luke does like to blame
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  himself when he's not enjoying something that's kind of his his character
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  sometimes I feel guilty when I I don't like a game which is everyone loves well
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  I don't know if everyone loves this but I sure as hell want to [ __ ] play it
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  and I ignored this entirely because it started out its life as a PlayStation
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  exclusive and I just didn't even I have watch bad news for you go on worse news
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  I made a mistake I thought that you could uh stream it so you know how you
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  can stream some PC games you can't you need a PC that's powerful enough to run
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  it well sure I mean I don't I don't have a PC at all at the moment nor do I have
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  a PlayStation wait so you can do the Xbox Cloud thing but with some PC games
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  is that what you're saying yeah huh I didn't know that yeah if I just open up
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  um XBox now on my computer you can just go to cloud gaming and there's just a
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  ton of games that you can just stream is Xbox now a thing I can get on my
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  Mac um you know what I'll research that later I think I think so interesting
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  maybe interesting Xbox it's just streaming like I said I wasn't going to
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  even pay attention to this and then your kind of review if I can call it that
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  last week um made me go and check out the trailer um you had me at mads melson
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  for starters right um running around shooting getting shot at and I was
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  already trying to trying to pre-order this for the Xbox there's no shooting
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  right okay well it did it it did look like a cut scene that that that I think
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  is part of a problem or or they might be shooting and I just haven't got far
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  enough and I should go far enough cuz being able to shoot would change that
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  game a lot so there isn't combat I mean you might not be able to shoot maybe
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  mads melson can Sho there is com the only combat I can do at the moment is
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  throw grenades okay I mean that does sound quite action-packed
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  yeah yeah but it it's it's not I don't
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  know grenades are always the the kind of um the fallback weapon in in games what
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  are you throwing them at um
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  monsters it's hard to explain but the reason the reason why I I'm not a big
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  fan of the combat is how you get in the combat so you'll be walking along and
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  then the baby will detect some monsters around and you can't see them okay so
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  you can you got to try and detect them and listen for them but then if they do
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  capture you it's a whole ordal and it just to me stops the game Dead a little
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  bit how does the baby let you know does it just start to cry and you like starts
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  to cry and C down you got this thing on your shoulder that then perks up and
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  will Point like where the monsters are but it just points at the closest one so
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  even though it's point it might be pointing away away from you and you're
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  walking forward then all of a sudden it's that they there in front of you and
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  just I just find that a little frustrating I I think if they got rid of
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  the combat I'd probably enjoy it more if it was just a postal delivery simulator
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  like I played Lake and I love that and all I did was deliver mail so this is
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  too exciting is what you're saying yes oh yeah yeah I think it I can
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  go on the I'm going to go back to it I'm going to go back to it I'll try it again
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  it's if it was just boring he'd be fine but it's boring with a little bit of a
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  hint that maybe it's going to get interesting but then it does wor shut
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  and just was boring and just be boring yeah can I play it my stream steam deck
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  oh look at that that is pretty that is hang on is that is that a steam deck or
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  is that the other one you B that's the other one
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  that's which essentially avilable here is is a a handheld PC right it it runs
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  Windows right yes this I'll Zoom just up cuz you just I I've only played a little
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  bit and it's just windows it's Windows 10 and I can upgrade it says it's
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  Windows 11 ready can you get some kind
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  of um boot system where it's it's just a gaming interface on it so that it is
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  more like the steam deck or you have to just play everything from Windows and
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  just open up games as you normally would um when you do load it up it does
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  have the AO Neo software will load first and that I think directs connly to like
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  Steam and stuff and you can it can just work exactly like that but I basically
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  stopped that working straight away right Game Pass like Windows yeah sure yeah
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  and that way Game Pass loads first I go in and go I'm going to play this game
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  all I've really played at the moment is Pac-Man because I'm on new tablets at
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  the moment which are making me weird but oh if I'm weird at some moment I'm
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  blaming them you can play any modern game you got this incredibly powerful to
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  play several thousand Pacman yeah well I'm I can get you a little handheld
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  Pac-Man for six seven bucks Luke they've changed my tablet so I'm actually on
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  nerve blockers now nerve blockers so this sounds good okay so let's back up
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  here let's let's do weekly health update luk you went to see your doctor on
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  Wednesday and they basic see my surgeon he doesn't want to take my Lake right
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  which no I don't want another one yeah I don't to keep it and then but did you show him
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  like did you take in reference pictures of like cool robotic and bionic legs
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  that you want him understand I'm pretty sure he knows about them I cannot afford
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  those cool robotic legs I would get a stick I think there's a way we can swing
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  this I don't know the government screenshot of Monkey Island to say
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  that's yeah like yeah the government's not going to pay for $30,000 leg for me
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  they I'll get a stick is there any way that we could blame somebody for this
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  and sue them I don't think so one of your doctors when you were a kid perhaps
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  malpractice crazy experimental treatments they also have a very good
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  argument like yes we tried all this stuff and look at the life you've LED for the last 30
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  used look at the life I've LED if you lived here in America I'm sure we could
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  find you a lawyer who'd at least have a go yeah they're upas on the flip side
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  none of your doctor's appointment so far would have been paid for by
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  anyone but you so it probably balances out in the end so yeah my so he he
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  doesn't want so he's sending me back to a pain specialist he's put me on nerve
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  blockers and I go back and see him in two weeks pain specialist his name is
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  pin head and he's from uh the lament configuration I'm not looking forward to
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  go back not looking forward to going back to the pain specialist cuz a lot of
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  what they do so good at it is painful no they right they they're try
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  to teach you how to cope with pain oh no don't do that just give me the best
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  drugs there are I I know how to cope with it I've been coping with it for 30
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  years I know about Dr distracting yourself and not thinking not focusing
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  on that's a lot of that my dick is red raw I promise
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  you like I wake up in tears I can't do anything while of asleep to stop that
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  that's not a that's not a thing me thinking about something else doesn't
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  work when I'm asleep you could get one of those hand job robots we talked about
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  last week and maybe just put a timer on it to just like start joking you off in
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  the middle of the night well no maybe not a timer just maybe when it notices
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  that I'm starting to shift a little bit in my sleep and goes oh get unsettled
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  just it then just goes in andhm yeah so and so I go back in two weeks and then
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  I'll give you an update in 2 weeks all right okay but yeah the
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  TA get it off me yeah pretty much yeah you brought in the saw and was like is
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  this sharp enough just get it off I'm sick of it the new meds that you're on were they
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  given to you by the surgeon or by the pain specialist surgeon yeah I was going
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  to say because if the pain specialist is like giving you the Good Meds now I'd be
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  asking why you weren't getting those before Oh I am can't you just say give
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  me the best there is don't don't just give me the next step up just skip to
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  the very best so you know how to schedules in drugs no I'm on schedule
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  eight I don't know any about that it goes up to schedule
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  10 one only M I've been fortunate enough to just never take much of anything ever
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  so schedule 9 is like the stuff that can only be used for like research and
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  medical reasons that's like cocaine what's 10 what's 10 10 is just anything
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  that is completely illegal oh okay yeah
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  H okay hold on oh like like like marrying your cousin or
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  something no no like would that make you feel better Luke cuz I'm sure there are
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  countries where you can marry your cousin you can do that in America a lot
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  of states is there any instance where a doctor can prescribe you medicinal
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  heroin I mean I know they can give you methodone to come off of heroin I don't
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  think so I think that is one of the ones that just absolutely know you think you
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  already they can give you methodone to get you off it surely they can give you
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  heroin to get you back on at or to get you off methodone that's right yeah I got to
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  haveit so yeah they're not they're not hiding the good drugs from me okay class
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  eight nice like the the oxycodone at the moment is like 40 Mig now that means
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  nothing to me but okay a normal something that people would have would
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  be like the endome which is the the oxycodone which is like 5 mg okay and
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  when you say normal that that's a high-end painkiller anyway like that's
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  not like your P you've got never had anything like that I've the most the
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  strongest thing I've ever had is like panadeine f they
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  candy not to me [ __ ] KN me out for breakfast I if I have a benad dril like
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  a allergy tablet I'm [ __ ] benil over there is different right [ __ ] yeah
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  benad dril over here is like a little allergy tablet that you take if you cuz
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  I get the mosquitoes here I get like a reaction to them so if I take one those
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  as an antihistamine I am [ __ ] useless the next day just knocks me out so I
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  can't even imagine if I took one of his his little tablets I'm jealous I can't
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  imagine either but I think I think we should find
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  out no I doubt it get a cool guy in a bar to have it in
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  his pocket and then when Matt's drunk enough that's how you get Mt to take
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  drugs pretty sure I'm pretty sure that was a Tic
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  Tac it was his Dima and you know
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  it well he shouldn't have crushed it up like
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  that shouldn't have put it on my
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  tongue so before I got in and we started recording you two were talking about
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  Sesame Street and Bluey yeah yeah I like Bluey that's what we talk about now I
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  like Sesame Street yeah I like Sesame Street too actually it's a lot clever
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  than I gave it credit for I told you I told you um yeah lot a bunch of people
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  recommended Bluey as like a kind of um
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  fun light kids thing with like some
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  lessons in there it's all very you know
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  good like cheerful and you know sure and I genuinely think it's a very funny
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  show it's about a family of dogs and there's the dad the mom and the two two
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  little girl dogs one of them is bluee and then the little sister's Bingo and
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  they just have adventures and they like 5 minute long episodes and it's just all very
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  wholesome and good oh they're only 5 minute long I wonder why it got
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  cancelled then it didn't get canceled there was so what happened I mean that's
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  if the same thing we're talking about there was recently a story about how
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  Disney plus pulled an episode of Bluey in America or possibly everywhere but
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  just pulled an episode of blue and everyone was like my God what was in
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  this episode of Bluey turns out it's an
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  episode of bluee where the dad farts in
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  one of the kids faces and then the kid takes his dad to fake court and the
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  mom's the judge that's kind of how the episodes go is they all have these like
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  make believe Adventures but it's episode about that where they go where the the
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  kid wants to sue the dad for fighting in his face what was their specific problem
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  with it just that it encourages dads to fart in their kids faces I think they're
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  farting they said it doesn't it was just something didn't make their stands but
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  they've put it back on apparently they said it was just a a
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  mistake but apparently um so I think for what I found cuz I found a list of all
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  the edits that was done I think there was if this is right it might have been
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  episode 4 um oh and it was ban you to being paired with
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  teasing oh so and so but they did they
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  did put it back on that was back in
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  2020 Bluey band but yeah there there a few things that got like some of the
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  like some of the things they changed in America like Captain was replaced with
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  pepper which makes sense this see where the pony poops and Bluey and Indie
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  Runway with cut this is a new one I don't know this this one this is an article from uh 15
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  days ago and it says um uh in the episode Blue's dad Bandit
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  is accused of passing wind in front of his daughter and that was apparently
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  consider inappropriate and didn't meet Disney's streaming guidelines and so
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  they pulled the episode and then I guess they put it back on and said
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  whatever yeah like it's a cartoon it's a cartoon it was it's
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  funny someone commented people had to go at Disney on Twitter someone said
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  there's literally a scene in The Lion King where Timone Coxs pumba's ass like
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  a shotgun and gases a
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  p [ __ ] problem MH good point yeah there's a lot of
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  farting in The Lion King oh cuz farts are funny for kids
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  yeah yeah it's a anyway it's a good wholesome show if you've got a kid or if
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  you just want to watch it like I said I was telling you guys earlier want to get
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  stoned I put it on for my daughter and then went to go do something and then
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  paused it before I realized hang on I'm not supposed to be watching
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  this cuz she does and also she doesn't know she stopping her she barely watches
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  them when they on anyway she's just doing stuff and it's there but she does
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  she does get annoyed if I turn it off sometimes yeah but I mean it's hit Miss
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  if she cares or not but she likes my uh my biggest tantrum
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  recently was when um cuz I've I've rigged up a cunning Contraption um which
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  consists of an iPad and an elastic band
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  and the headrest um of my car so that
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  Harper can watch TV while I drive just you know it might be worthwhile just
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  buying one of those things just yeah I've thought about that too yeah just
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  just but this that one breaks this was things I found in my kitchen but um we
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  we had a we had a horrible moment when the iPad ran out of batteries mid Drive
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  day and uh that that was not fun for me it was not fun for her and it was not
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  fun for me is there a cable long enough to like plug it into man I tell you I'm
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  in a Ral car at the I'm in a rental car at the moment because my car is being
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  repaired and um you're in a rental everything I know right I am displaced
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  from my home and I finally know what the Jews felt like wandering in the desert
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  for so long oh I'm leaving it in Luke I'm leaving it in no but I'm just saying
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  really that comp they didn't have their own cars they all probably had rental
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  cars and they probably lived in hotels as well yeah really nice hotels
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  yeah really I don't think so anyway I think I've got a bit of a
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  feeling for it now so yeah that's
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  fair um yes so nothing is my own my desk
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  is an ironing board folks okay before we go
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  on there was there was a driveway incident yeah it's a longest story I
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  think that could be an Afterparty story okay then so that could be a tease all
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  right this one is far more dramatic than the other driveway story but it has less
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  of a supernatural element to it but it does have a gay subplot I'll
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  say that oo you should like you should sell the
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  screenplay they love that or write the screenplay yeah might yeah might be a
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  good play it would be a great play it would be an
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  exent mhm um so you'll watching blue I've been watching a bit of uh I've been
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  watching a bit of SES I saw ilo's Dad this morning and it freaked me out ilmo
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  has a dad yeah I've seeno D he's got a mom too funnily enough yeah I've seen
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  both of them that's right cuz almost like six years old is he he's four four
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  four he's old he's an old monster him
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  and uh Abby kadabi are four years old what what do you call Abby Matt I call
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  him Abby her I call her Abby kabby now because I know that's her name but when
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  lra had a book I'd never seen I haven't seen Sesame Street since I was a kid and these
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  characters she's definitely a new character yeah she didn't exist back
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  then and so yeah L had this book we were going through and she was pointing at
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  the people in this on this page it was like meet Elmo's friends it's a book
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  about Elmo And I named you know Bert
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  Ernie Big Bird Oscar the Grouch Grover and then she pointed at Abby and I was
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  like I don't know lulio lulio I was trying to think of it I couldn't remember the
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  word corn Holio but that was that was from Beaverson but head but now I know
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  cuz I feel like it's going to be confusing if I you know right in hearing
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  that snuff alus is back oh he's back yeah he's just real he's not a regular
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  character he's back but just he's real now yeah yeah I mean Snuffy's not in it
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  very much uh Big Bird's not in it very much BT and Ernie are occasionally in it
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  but you never see them at home in their own home right where they're just
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  friends just friends yeah just friends it's it's pretty much that Elmo and and
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  Abby show plus Cookie Monster now runs a food truck Luke um called Monster
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  Foodies with this little cuz he's he's also about healthy food now isn't he
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  correct so um he still all about the cookies but he's got this he's got this
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  little offsider called gonga who's the actually the brains behind the the food
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  truck um and each week they need to make something and Cookie Monster has either
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  eaten or misused or misplaced one in one key ingredient and G always has a little
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  bit of a a meltdown and there was one the other day that I was watching where
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  gonga actually starts banging his head on the table and yelling why does this
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  keep happening to me which I thought was quite
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  good but and is elbow still freaking out about the rock yeah yeah Elmo pet rock
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  Elmo doesn't understand why the rock gets the biscuit you don't get over that
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  kind of thing Luke I did see the episode we I mostly watch them on YouTube I
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  don't know Actually I don't even know where she would they're on they're on
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  Netflix on Netflix oh okay I didn't know
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  that um um but I saw that episode where they were talking about who had the best
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  pet until he has his rat I think right a rat or rabbit or something
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  anyway who the [ __ ] thought we'd be talking about Sesame Street I know right
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  but here's the thing so I was I was on YouTube myself the other day and uh I
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  came up the one episode of Sesame State you will never see and I was very
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  curious so I watched it there was one episode from the late 70s that was
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  banned right um and it was because they started when was it banned it was banned
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  iMed was bed in the 7s it was banned the day after they played it it was taken
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  out of syndication was never rerun was never played again I know that like a
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  when they when they air like they they re-released the old episodes and they
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  had to give like an M rating because some of the stuff where kids like
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  running around like construction parks and construction areas and stuff like
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  that go you can't do that anymore well evidently the aim of Sesame Street was
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  because a lot of kids specifically black and Latino kids living in New York City
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  weren't going to school so the they made Sesame Street to educate those kids in a
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  way that they would relate to so that's why it's on the street that's why
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  they're just hanging out in doorways and stuff because that's what the kids were
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  doing at that time yeah um so that that makes sense I always I mean I I I
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  probably just cuz it's nostalgic from when I was a kid but I just love the
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  vibe of it in general you're right feels the streets of New York but obviously
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  that's not New York's like New York's [ __ ] but yeah you can't smell the garbage
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  when you're watching Sesame Street unless you're at Oscar's house yeah
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  that's right um the they in the 70s they started getting
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  the celebrity guests did you guys happen to watch that clip I sent you of James L
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  Jones stoically saying the alphabet I
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  did that was weird it like there's no
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  magic to it at all it's just James L Jones staring into the camera and in one
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  long uncut take saying
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  a b and that's it C like all the way
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  through I didn't get to the end but cuz I thought it was getting a bit you
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  already knew what was going creeping the [ __ ] out of you awful
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  awful but that's not the one they cut the one they cut was when they they got
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  Margaret Hamilton to guest star and she's famous for playing the Wicked
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  Witch of the West in the original Wizard of Oz right okay okay sure so they
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  thought look heaps of people have seen the wizard of O it's a 40y old movie but
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  people still watch it every time it comes on TV she's such a colorful
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  character with the green skin and everything she'd fit right in on Sesame
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  Street right sure so she plays the witch and the witch comes to Sesame Street um
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  makes a bunch of threats shows that she can back up the threats by demonstrating
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  her evil magic powers and um in the end they get rid of her but only temporarily
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  and apparently there was a record number of complaints of people saying there is
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  a genuine threat in Sesame Street now oh like at no point in any other episode
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  are the kids in danger except now they
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  they are because the witch has actual black magic powers
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  that she's proven she can use to kill them yes and in the end um she leaves
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  but there's always the threat that she might come back come back so apparently
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  there was this yeah generation of kids that were terrified of watching Sesame
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  Street again and all these parents are like what am I going to do with my kid
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  between 3:00 and 3:30 in the afternoon now that they won't watch Sesame Street
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  anymore in case a witch comes back well I'm going to say this it did did meet
• 25:24
  the producers goal educational goal at the time which was to to demonstrate
• 25:29
  fear to Young viewers Jesus it work yes
• 25:33
  evidently it did there you go I um I learned that there I was
• 25:40
  watching now like I said YouTube mon what you call them like edits of the
• 25:45
  best moments of various things and then this uh make sure you skip that episode
• 25:50
  the guy Bob shows up right and I was like I remember that guy so I looked up
• 25:54
  and apparently this guy was in Sesame Street from the beginning until fairly
• 25:59
  recently and then they announced he's like 90 something they said he's not
• 26:02
  going to be in it anymore it's like fair enough uh like one of the humans is he
• 26:07
  like one of the guys who owns one of you probably recognize him if you you saw
• 26:11
  him Bob he plays Bob that's not his real name but he plays the character Bob but
• 26:16
  anyway I was on the guy's Wikipedia page just because I was like trying to figure
• 26:19
  out who he was and then I read just in the sub summary at the top it said he um
• 26:25
  listed his two favorite moments on Sesame Street one was some Christmas
• 26:30
  episode that had a thing he liked in it and the other one
• 26:33
  was that and I vaguely remember I don't know whether I saw this or I just knew
• 26:37
  that this was a thing the actor who
• 26:40
  played Mr Hooper died in like the 8S and
• 26:45
  they did an episode where Mr Ho explain to Big Bird what he was dead yeah MH and
• 26:51
  I was like [ __ ] I remember that I don't remember that from being a
• 26:56
  kid but I think I think somebody showed vot it to me like I that might I justly
• 27:02
  early internet days remember that's a thing yeah yeah of favorite things that
• 27:08
  they did cuz I think they did it in in such a way where they they didn't hold
• 27:13
  back and they they literally told Big Bird what dead was and um without
• 27:18
  mentioning heaven or anything like that they were just like he's he's dead but
• 27:23
  in a way that is like probably the perfect model to explain to a child
• 27:28
  what you see that popping up and every now and again oh there's a blue episode
• 27:33
  where they find a Budgy who doesn't who injured who does not make it and I was like
• 27:39
  oh yeah it's a tough subject I give them
• 27:44
  credit for tackling that [ __ ] hell cuz you got to worry like what what are
• 27:49
  people going to think someone's going to have they but
• 27:54
  they just tackled her head on and went Yep this is what happened this is it
• 27:57
  he's [ __ ] dead get over it all right man yeah he killed himself time move on
• 28:01
  go talk to your imaginary him with a belt around his neck TI to the door hob
• 28:05
  and his [ __ ] in his hand okay he's dead yeah yes it yes it was a picture of
• 28:12
  you he was joking off to at the time Jesus big why do you want to know these
• 28:15
  things yeah none of your business I shouldn't have told you that
• 28:20
  I shouldn't have told this should have just been going on Fair ever I know they
• 28:23
  run a lot of stuff in his wheel though he's left you started in 1969
• 28:29
  yeah yeah I think I always kind of assumed it was a product of my own
• 28:33
  generation and that it would came from the I think all kids probably think the
• 28:37
  same thing that it was but like it's just kids watching it so they can just
• 28:42
  doing the same [ __ ] exactly like exactly yeah I don't mean that a dis I just mean
• 28:47
  no but like that's the thing but like no but it's fresh yeah sure
• 28:53
  yeah I know what you mean I've watched like I said even the new ones we can talk about
• 28:59
  here we go before we no before we go on I want you to guess how many episodes
• 29:03
  there are oh I think I know that there's 4,000 odd bit lower you yeah you you're
• 29:09
  both way off wait no no no it says 4,000 start of the episode yeah yeah exactly
• 29:14
  it tells you what what number they're up to it's episodes
• 29:19
  2,651 not according to start of the show they're lying to you let's find that out
• 29:25
  we can report back on that next week yeah cuz it 4378 I don't know where Luke's looking
• 29:31
  but I'm looking right here IMDb I'm looking on Sesame Street Wikipedia page
• 29:36
  number of episodes 4,626 does the I be count to stop at one
• 29:43
  stage don't know don't know mate maybe they just don't have all of them
• 29:49
  listed but I'm telling you what Sesame Street claims there are
• 29:55
  4,626 I've got no reason to suspect they'd lie about it would you they inflating their
• 30:01
  numbers would you like to know what I'm going to go watch them all I'm just
• 30:06
  looking just the you know when you Google a question and it answers it but
• 30:10
  then it tells you a bunch of other questions as well sure so I was Googling
• 30:14
  for the same as you how many Sesame Street how many episodes of Sesame
• 30:18
  Street are there um but then somebody also has asked what's the highest number
• 30:23
  anyone's ever counted to on Sesame Street would you like to know I thought
• 30:27
  you me in life what's the highest number to well no but you know how they have
• 30:32
  the number of the day right yeah yeah yeah yeah what do you know what the
• 30:35
  highest number of the day has ever been number of the
• 30:38
  day 69 40 40 4 Z it's time to get up and
• 30:44
  stamp your feet why dides Sesame Street get rid of snuffle upas we've already
• 30:47
  discussed that here we go does the count
• 30:51
  drink blood oh answer the count has never demonstrated a fodness for blood
• 30:58
  brackets nor does he sleep in a coffin he sleeps at night in a normal bed oh
• 31:03
  that's true he does MHM is a full poster isn't it oh probably in the in the
• 31:09
  little skit that I saw it was just a normal Betty as I was sleepover with
• 31:12
  Abby and Elmo remember I said he kept waking up cuz he would laugh would be a
• 31:16
  big thunder clap and then they would he's like oh it's all count count to
• 31:20
  sleep and then he get to the end he go and then they' wake up it's
• 31:25
  good all right what is the c Count's favorite number the count has a favorite
• 31:32
  number seven the way off W 69 way off
• 31:38
  still the count loves all numbers but
• 31:42
  34,99 you were close in particular
• 31:47
  interesting see it's really 69 but I don't want to say that so snuck it in
• 31:52
  that way yeah oh snuck it in all right all right let's move away from shows
• 31:58
  that we've just spoken about for half an hour okay can we talk about something
• 32:01
  that that that I thought was aimed at kids when I was a kid but I'm not really
• 32:05
  sure and that's Batman Returns I'm still not quite sure what
• 32:10
  the target audience for that is me I think I don't think any of them were
• 32:15
  aimed for kids yeah Matt at any age I love that movie I don't think that they
• 32:20
  were aimed at kids I think kids watched them I think there were happy meals
• 32:25
  based on the movie which there's always been that I think it's been from that
• 32:31
  mixed message from that perspective from that movie I mean I saw it at the movies
• 32:38
  and I was eight and I [ __ ] loved it so the first one Batman movie and and
• 32:44
  Batman Returns was what 89 you would have been 12 I remember no no no Batman
• 32:47
  1 was 89 Batman Returns was 92 okay I remember going to see Batman and we
• 32:53
  remember when pen of panthers used to have like the screenings yeah there so I
• 32:57
  went and sort a lot of people there were fames and people were getting up and taking their
• 33:01
  kids out of that movie I remember my dad made mistake had a dis fondness of that
• 33:07
  film yeah especially you know when penguin bites that guy's nose and things
• 33:12
  like that I think my my dad was not expecting there to be things in that
• 33:16
  movie that he took his entire family to sure I I think it's one of those things
• 33:21
  a lot of people even back then always thought that the these comics and
• 33:25
  everything were for kids and stuff but even back that that stage Batman weren't
• 33:30
  they were for towards kids at a definitely in the Silver age Comics they
• 33:35
  for sure skewed towards kids because I real they think they realized a lot of
• 33:38
  kids were buying them but they'll skew Batman towards whoever's paying them the
• 33:42
  most money whoever yes but even though like my friend's um kid was got in
• 33:48
  trouble at daycare because he hit a kid and cuz they were playing superheroes
• 33:52
  and but actually with like Hulk bash never seen the show like but still that
• 33:59
  yeah yeah so it always happen but like the Joker The Joker is
• 34:05
  not for kids no yeah but [ __ ] was my favorite when I was a kid mhm yeah the
• 34:10
  Joker is a terrifying character mhm and the comics did get get quite violent
• 34:16
  because he the The Joker murders Robin like like literally murders Ro [ __ ]
• 34:23
  Batgirl yeah that's right yeah so J murders a lot of [ __ ] people they did
• 34:28
  get they did swing back and forth between kid stuff and quite intense violent
• 34:34
  stuff yeah and you have the Batman cartoons like you got the Batman
• 34:41
  cartoons which are definitely well some of them were directed at kids yeah like
• 34:46
  the animated series one but then there are other animated ones which are no
• 34:51
  like the Harley Quin the new Harley quinnn one is not for kids well Harley
• 34:56
  Quinn debuted in Batman the anime series she wasn't a comic character until then
• 35:00
  oh right there you go [ __ ] there was a great comic in the New
• 35:07
  Yorker recently you know they do those single cell Comics it's just a picture
• 35:10
  with a caption so it was a it was a Hollywood boardroom with um a whole lot
• 35:15
  of Executives sitting around this big table and one of them is going okay hear
• 35:18
  me out Batman again which I thought was
• 35:25
  funny y I mean I got to say I didn't hate the new Batman as much as everyone
• 35:30
  else seemed to so I didn't hate it I just thought it was a boring movie and I
• 35:34
  I loved Paton I loved the design of the film loved everything about it I just
• 35:38
  didn't think I watched it on a plane Jenna hasn't seen it and some for some
• 35:42
  reason it came up and I said oh yeah Paul Dano plays Riddler and she was like
• 35:45
  what I love Paul Dano and I was like yeah that's quite a good movie and I was
• 35:48
  like what are there a couple things I and I was like oh you know what it's got
• 35:52
  an extra hour on the end that it doesn't need that's what wrend that's what was
• 35:56
  wrong with it they caught the Riddler and then there was more movie yeah they
• 36:01
  don't know they don't know when to stop with Batman movies these days yeah also
• 36:06
  they didn't double down on things there was this great bit where cuz the
• 36:11
  question about Batman is always why is anyone fooled when Bruce Wayne shows up
• 36:16
  in a mask Matt if you showed up in a mask I wouldn't go pleased to meet you
• 36:20
  I'm Dan I'd be like Matt are you in a mask like that that's the thing that no
• 36:24
  one's been able to explain you also get out of here yeah he also changes his
• 36:28
  voice so fair fair but in this and he puts on makeup start of the movie
• 36:33
  started they started hinting and I definitely know if it was you in makeup
• 36:38
  that's either of you but at the start of the movie they
• 36:43
  started hinting that no one knows what Bruce Wayne looks like he's a recluse
• 36:46
  he's sitting up there in his big [ __ ] Tower and he never comes out and I'm
• 36:50
  like that is a great way he's this reclusive um Howard Hawkes billionaire
• 36:56
  and nobody knows what he looks like like so but then he just shows up and
• 36:59
  everyone's like look it's Bruce Wayne it's like okay well you ruined it cuz
• 37:02
  you had something real good going there yeah I forget look I I enjoyed it
• 37:08
  like that he was it was creepy yeah like
• 37:12
  it was really when was talking he did detective stuff like you know in the
• 37:18
  game I don't know that's one thing some of the some of the detective stuff was
• 37:24
  get back can you go do this there was that PL because and you me to notice
• 37:29
  this more because you you told me beforehand the thing about the the bird
• 37:33
  you are El yeah yeah but then I was even more confused because I was like oh I
• 37:39
  know what's going to happen it's going to be Falcone he's going to get it wrong
• 37:41
  but then later on it like they refer back to the the
• 37:46
  what they got wrong and it's relevant like did you ever find like hang on was
• 37:52
  a mistake was yeah that's right like so what they need to do what it should have
• 37:57
  been it's it should have been like the 60s Batman where Batman just goes off
• 38:02
  and goes it must be this and goes on this convoluted line and gets to the end
• 38:06
  very quickly should have that and then he he calls up and he goes I'll just put
• 38:10
  punch that into the back computer and like hits a couple buttons and then the
• 38:13
  back rers at the bank oh there we go yeah that's right yeah yeah but I do
• 38:20
  love I do love that when um and I think they do it in the movie as well the 66
• 38:25
  movie where there'll be a Riddler clue so obscure and Batman will just [ __ ]
• 38:31
  know and he'll be like I know this particular guy is being captive at this
• 38:36
  yeah at this exact Museum yeah so good
• 38:40
  yeah um but Danny Deo best penguin right surely I think so yeah I think so yeah
• 38:47
  has to be I mean Colin Farrell was good but it was a different kind of penguin
• 38:52
  and the tone of the Burton ones is my favorite so I yeah I do think the Vito
• 38:56
  was was better I look for Fun and Denny
• 38:59
  devitos was fun I like as a kid he he
• 39:04
  does and he's come out and and and said that very thing this week but see good
• 39:10
  on Danny I like Danny I like Danny D A lot he's [ __ ] hilarious uh but the
• 39:15
  thing is and he probably knows this I'm sure he's just doing this to be
• 39:18
  funny it's not they weren't the same character so it's not relevant there's
• 39:24
  no better right they not it was not the same character no not at all they
• 39:30
  were and Colin Farrell's penguin were not the same character not the same
• 39:33
  person I mean Colin Fang's Colin fuin Colin Farrell's penguin was barely a
• 39:39
  penguin at all yeah I would say right whereas was a
• 39:45
  deformed child who was thrown into the sewer as a baby and raised by Penguins it's not the
• 39:51
  same i' forgotten that that was the story I'm going to watch this movie and
• 39:56
  his wife throw him off a bridge into the into the lake in the middle of the park
• 40:01
  like it's [ __ ] ridiculous yes the music makes it fine what's that yeah
• 40:07
  it's he's in a pram like a big old timey pram yeah they rip the top of the pram
• 40:10
  and and he floats down the river in the in the little pram well the Danny Elfman
• 40:14
  score plays and he goes through the sewers yeah because Tim Burton didn't
• 40:19
  think Batman 89 was Tim bertony enough so he [ __ ] doubled down well they
• 40:24
  said the studio said that was a success you can do whatever you want and he was
• 40:26
  like I will and the studio like we shouldn't have said that yeah and number
• 40:31
  three will be done by somebody else yeah sorry I I do I do like that what he does
• 40:36
  say in the interview as well he says like it was in his in his opinion which
• 40:40
  of course he's going to think that and I think he's right but what why isn't he
• 40:44
  allowed to think that no he is proud of his work I mean I think he knew it was going to be
• 40:51
  a a kind of a thing when he said it like he must have MH yeah he stiring the pot
• 40:57
  yeah I learned about something this week called the Danny deito rule have you
• 41:01
  heard about this no no so there's this thing online called the Danny DeVito
• 41:07
  rule because have you guys noticed this phenomenon about women wanting or
• 41:14
  enjoying a certain amount of aggression from
• 41:18
  men that only seems to apply to really
• 41:22
  hot men okay sure for example um 50
• 41:26
  Shades of gray right oh sure okay yeah this guy is a rapist but because he's
• 41:33
  hot and Rich it's not rape it's
• 41:37
  just just naughty aggress yeah naughty aggressiveness um but there's this thing
• 41:43
  that the internet has come up with to combat this phenomenon called the Danny
• 41:46
  DeVito rule which is if you swapped out the actor in that film for Danny DeVito
• 41:51
  would it still be
• 41:53
  hot yeah or would it be sad that it's a
• 41:58
  bit sad that that's what he's related to like it's but it's not because he's
• 42:04
  grotesque or anything I just think I mean you could Al you could say it about
• 42:07
  any he Le into that though he there's no way know that he's like he leans into it
• 42:14
  and every nude to spoon and he's like he's
• 42:21
  filthy yeah on purpose I'm not having to go at him yeah yeah yeah that's right he
• 42:26
  [ __ ] dials it up that episode where he's just he's drinking all the beers
• 42:30
  and just burping while he's talking and if you watch the behind the scenes even
• 42:34
  um Rob mine just can't get through the scene because Danny Devo is just being
• 42:38
  so disgusting because he's vomiting and he spitting deer everywhere and Rob's
• 42:42
  just like oh go God no one can be disgusting like DeVito and I I realized
• 42:47
  that as a kid when I watched Batman Returns and saw him eat that fish I was
• 42:51
  just like this is disgusting mhm and when he takes off his
• 42:56
  clothes and just see him in that kind of like old timey underwear onesie yeah and
• 43:00
  he's all around yeah completely around okay I'm going to go back I'm going to
• 43:06
  go back I'll give it another chance I haven't seen it since the '90s it's good
• 43:10
  movie that's that's a while it's best best looking Michelle Fifer has ever
• 43:15
  been man best looking anyone's ever been
• 43:19
  it's got buddy um I kind think of his
• 43:23
  Christopher Watkins in yeah Max Shrek Bruce Wayne why are you dressed as
• 43:29
  Batman I love that video at the end that's what I'm talking about right so
• 43:35
  good he is Batman you
• 43:39
  idiot who says that Catwoman oh that was
• 43:44
  your that was your Michelle Fifer voice well she does she do like a very he is
• 43:49
  Batman you idiot she's like a very yeah I still love and I know we've
• 43:55
  talked about this on the podcast before but in Batman 89 Bruce Wayne brings home
• 44:01
  Vicky Vil yes gets her completely drunk doesn't drink himself which you know is
• 44:08
  a classic date rap move right [ __ ] her asks her to leave she says can I see you
• 44:14
  again he says absolutely not I'm very busy Alfred comes in and says will you
• 44:18
  be seeing her again she was nice and he said I absolutely will not you knew what
• 44:23
  this was too why are you giv me this [ __ ] as well she starts you gave it a
• 44:28
  drink she starts Googling him or the 80s equivalent of Googling which is micro
• 44:32
  fishing him and then starts stalking him starts visiting [ __ ] the parents'
• 44:37
  grave and all of this stuff then convinces Alfred to let her into the
• 44:42
  back cave he's looking at Alfred while she's there going the [ __ ] this was a CH
• 44:48
  I banged one time and made it abundantly clear I did not want to go back for
• 44:54
  round two that's a very good point Point there's she's not the love interest
• 45:00
  there you could not argue that she's a love they got rid of her real quick and
• 45:03
  in the second one she says like Selena Kyle Catwoman asks him did you have
• 45:09
  anybody he's like oh yeah didn't work out yeah yeah I banged someone once if
• 45:14
  that's what you mean then my butler wouldn't let kept letting her into the
• 45:18
  [ __ ] house I've still got the restraining order in place yeah not the
• 45:22
  is it restraining order yet let's jump into some Star Wars news St new stars
• 45:28
  news Stars news I want to go to Star yeah let's go
• 45:32
  to Star Wars news I'm I'm excited that Ryan Johnson still thinks he's getting a
• 45:38
  Star Wars Trilogy yes even though no one else is talking about it but he just
• 45:43
  brings it up every now and again he came out this week and he said he's now
• 45:47
  looking back even more proud of The Last Jedi which is fine a lot of people like
• 45:52
  that no but I love that I started to think at certain point that it wasn't
• 45:56
  very good but now I do think no it was good no it was the reason you thought it
• 46:01
  was the reason you thought it was not very good is cuz we all told you it
• 46:04
  wasn't any good yeah like I convinced myself for a long time that episode one was
• 46:10
  good cuz I wanted it to be good well he's yeah he says he's still working on
• 46:16
  them they're still happening it's just a
• 46:17
  scheduling issue so yeah Disney them
• 46:23
  yeah I keep asking when when that when we can start working on it and start
• 46:27
  filming and they just keep ignoring my call it's issue I me I've called and
• 46:31
  called and called but they just can't seem to they will not put a meeting in
• 46:35
  my schedule yeah yeah there is no way he can get a Trilogy is there it's not
• 46:40
  possible I think it would be very there's no there's no way they would
• 46:44
  commission a Trilogy from any one person at this point their track record with
• 46:48
  directors is woeful and not only that which I still think is part of the problem
• 46:54
  with the part of the problem with that equal Trilogy is to me was the fact that
• 46:59
  they got different people working on it throughout they didn't let Ryan Johnson
• 47:04
  direct an episode of Mandalorian they're not going to give him a Trilogy well
• 47:08
  actually even um John boa came out this week and said that um someone asked him
• 47:12
  about did he read the leaked see the leaked stuff from Colin Trevor o you
• 47:18
  know episode 9 and he said no he said I'll just cry have I looked at it
• 47:21
  because he said he sat down with him they had a really good talk about what
• 47:24
  that movie might actually had a role in it yeah and he said that it just broke
• 47:28
  his heart that that movie didn't exist and so he just he said no I stay away
• 47:31
  from that stuff it's too upsetting and he said that um which just sad JJ set up
• 47:37
  a bunch of stuff he had he had something he wanted to do and then he said but
• 47:41
  because you know the one the story in the middle didn't fit with any of that
• 47:45
  so it all kind of got lost so he didn't really say you know didn't [ __ ] on the
• 47:49
  movie very much but he still seems no but I mean it it is so clear that that's
• 47:54
  what happened because JJ made a pretty decent film in the force awakens Ryan
• 47:58
  Johnson killed the past and upset that whole apple cart and instead of making a
• 48:04
  sequel to that that was any good they had to go back and Ron that and make a
• 48:09
  Bad sequel to the first one so it's it's just nothing I'll never
• 48:15
  watch it again I I have no interest in watching rise of Skywalker a second time
• 48:20
  I think yeah I haven't seen that whereas remember like force awakens how many
• 48:23
  times have we go and see that in the movies I thought it was good I know it's
• 48:27
  a copy of the first one which is probably why I like it but whatever whatever it was good
• 48:34
  but like I think no matter how confident they are with Ryan Johnson if they're
• 48:39
  like we know that the the fan base was divided but we feel it was a very good
• 48:44
  movie I still don't think they're silly enough they know how everybody reacted
• 48:49
  if they come out and they go no you know what [ __ ] you Ryan Johnson's getting
• 48:52
  three movies they know what's going to happen I don't I can't see him doing it
• 48:57
  think he's good yeah but yeah cuz the backlash would be huge I just think it's
• 49:02
  not good publicity for like if they do do it can you just come up with the idea
• 49:07
  for all three moves and that story arc at once you what hand it over and then
• 49:13
  not yet have one and then okay now we're going to start writing the second one
• 49:17
  and like no you should already know what's happening you don't even have to
• 49:21
  have the full script just at least the [ __ ] outline thing yeah they the
• 49:26
  original trilogy like Luke does claim that George does claim he had everything
• 49:30
  mapped out I call [ __ ] on that but anyway but they didn't write the Second
• 49:35
  Empire Shrek back until Star Wars was done because no one knew that it was
• 49:39
  going to be a hit and they didn't even know Harrison Ford would be in
• 49:42
  it yeah but with this when they were going in they knew these people were
• 49:47
  signing off for three movies they knew there was a Trilogy why not prepare for
• 49:51
  that instead of just all right now you can write yours and do whatever you want
• 49:55
  and the reason Han gets frozen in carbonite is cuz they didn't know if he
• 49:59
  would do the third one mhm Harrison for was like I don't know how about this
• 50:04
  well freeze you and then if you want to do it fine if not Han's gone if not we
• 50:08
  kill you you be in the back we never found you yeah yeah you yeah yeah could
• 50:14
  Han survived if he don't he didn't survive cuz and that's sort of why you
• 50:19
  they sort of Han gets rued in like the opening act yeah cuz they want we want
• 50:25
  him in the movie as much as possible but I want to be back as soon as possible in
• 50:28
  that movie I want all the screen I think yeah yeah if I'm going to be in it and
• 50:32
  also I want to wear a trench coat cuz I wore one in Blade Runner it looked
• 50:36
  [ __ ] cool also I am going to bang har Fisher a lot just so you know yeah I me
• 50:41
  Princess L and he's like I mean car Fisher you heard you heard what I said
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  no I think I think he'd stopped banging her by that stage I imagine she's
• 50:51
  someone that you'd get over pretty quick do you mean get over or get over
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  get on too quick get off even quicker um I would stay there I would
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  have thought the other day right jab of
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  the Hut right crime Lord you know feudal
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  ruler big SL large worm yeah yeah large worm right
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  um captures princess layer and first thing he says is get them clothes off
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  right put on sex sexy little bikini I have two follow-up questions to that
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  that never occur to me as a kid mhm one
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  did he [ __ ] her if you have a slave right and you're putting her in like [ __ ] Skippy
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  app dance that David aten narrated yeah yeah exact I'd watch that but here's the
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  thing does he like that because we we think she's sexy but we're human beings
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  surely he thinks big slugs are sexy what I want to know is is there a part of
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  this universe where a man captures a big female Slug and goes put that in the
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  Bikini if that's the female just put it in the Bikini well I didn't think
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  obviously I didn't think about any of that when I was a kid I just thought oh
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  this movie makes me feel funny in movie made me feel funny before Dick funny
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  yeah yeah what's what's that going on I think I'm a man now yeah thanks George
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  sa just ignited in what of now the Legends books um that before they ruined Bob effect's
• 52:24
  character they did he uh pris was actually offered to Boba Fett as a like
• 52:30
  bit of a reward like here you go really and he was Jes I want to know the ex I
• 52:36
  want to know the exact wording because and listeners I wish you could see
• 52:41
  Luke's casual gesture as well here you go get in there but wait Bob Fett turns
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  it down yes cuz Bob Fett's not that type of person Bobba fit doesn't [ __ ] no
• 52:53
  Bobba fit doesn't rape wouldn't be rape he she was given to
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  him yeah but she's not wanting to be there stop putting your 21st century
• 53:05
  Earth wokeness into the Star Wars Universe Luke a slave is a slave you can
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  have sex with them it's not rape we'll probably cut
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  this oh yeah Boba Fett was like her no she's [ __ ] crazy no yeah I forget the
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  actual thing right now yeah that's I forget if it was in the no there was a couple of
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  books like um the short stories don't know if it was tales of the bounty H or
• 53:34
  Tales From Jabba's Palace was one of those two and it's a yeah have it Go
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  Bobba fit yeah and he where was she at this point it also might have been some
• 53:45
  of the fanfiction I wrote when I was a kid cuz I I did write quite a lot of
• 53:48
  fanfiction about Princess Leia about various people being being given to
• 53:55
  people 20 years since I read that book I don't quite remember the exact details I
• 53:59
  just do remember that was you remember the important bits yes
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  yeah he turned Princess Leia down the same way that uh well no he didn't turn
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  Princess Leia down it wasn't princess layer going have
• 54:15
  a go have a go I wonder if any woman has said to any
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  man have a
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  go I I I reckon there has this is so I watched this good little video essay the
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  other day called something along the lines of this is why Star Wars movies
• 54:35
  never got any better than Empire Strikes Back and it was because um it was uh
• 54:42
  irin Kushner saying that the script
• 54:46
  for the last scene between Han and Leia was supposed to be I love you I love you
• 54:52
  too right and then together um k and and
• 54:57
  H hner and Harrison decided that's not right we don't know
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  what it is and they they apparently they they tried out a couple of things and
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  and the one that worked the best they stuck with and it's iconic obviously and
• 55:09
  it's iconic because it sums up his character and their relationship so
• 55:13
  perfectly right yes but evidently Lucas was like that's not the line he's
• 55:18
  supposed to say I love you too it's a romance George there's a reason why
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  you're not writing and directing these anymore and he was like show well maybe
• 55:27
  I'll come back and do one and then you'll see oh yeah yeah you'll see what
• 55:31
  a real romance is Misa wrote A Star Wars movie yeah hey I've just murdered an
• 55:37
  entire like tribe killed the family the children everything do you want to marry me yeah
• 55:44
  sure this sucks I hate you you're a dumb Jedi
• 55:49
  Master hey hey that line I hate you is the only line we feeling in the entire
• 55:55
  Trilogy and I he was looking directly at
• 55:58
  George I hate you burning to death a good
• 56:06
  trick and George Lucas is like well sorry Hayden I've Got The High
• 56:13
  Ground hey I watched something this week I wanted to mention it just by did you
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  guys watch Lock and Key I'm talking about lock and key I never did no season
• 56:24
  one that was the one where Keys open covers or something no that's real life
• 56:28
  that's real life that's just normal stuff no the keys do these keys do
• 56:32
  magical things okay season one and two were very good lock and key was written
• 56:36
  by Joe Hill was a comic series we as discussed the other week Joe Hill is
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  Stephen King's son he wrote the lock and key Comics no one knew who he was he
• 56:44
  used the pseudonym because that's what he wanted he didn't want to be Stephen
• 56:48
  King son they got quite successful and then they people were like that's stepen
• 56:51
  I still think he should have he should have taken bman as the last name yeah B
• 56:56
  too obvious not at all well maybe not at first but anyway so anyway season one
• 57:01
  and two very good in my opinion season 3 just came out very quickly I didn't even
• 57:06
  know it was coming out at season two only came out last year I feel like
• 57:10
  season 3 came out uh it's garbage so oh oh that's a shame did they maybe just
• 57:16
  rush it I I can't imagine they didn't cuz it
• 57:21
  just kind of pointless didn't oh yeah that's uh oh it's disappointing yeah
• 57:28
  it's sort of what makes it more disappointing is there are shows out
• 57:31
  there that don't get to have like those extra Seasons when they're actually
• 57:35
  quite good and then for this to actually get the season then just they phone it
• 57:39
  in and it's bit [ __ ] yeah yeah I'm surprised by it too cuz I even saw some
• 57:43
  like it said you know written by Joe Hill as well and I was like really he
• 57:45
  wrote this just seems so it was just very pointless it's like why do we need
• 57:50
  that and then it's the final season too it wrapped everything up but it didn't
• 57:53
  wrap anything up it just created a bunch of extra [ __ ] to wrap up it's very
• 57:58
  strange that will never be wrapped up now well I know it got wrapped up but it
• 58:02
  just didn't need to be there in the first place it's just they just you know
• 58:06
  like I don't want to spoiling because like the first two season are quite good
• 58:09
  but it it like brings back bad guys to get rid of him again it's like what you
• 58:14
  doing I see yeah right I don't know didn't I might pass on that then I've
• 58:19
  got too many other shows I should watch yeah I've got a long list too I keep
• 58:24
  watching it's very creative it's very interesting like the keys the way the
• 58:27
  keys work you know each key does a different thing like one of them if you
• 58:30
  use the key in a to unlock a closet as Luke suggested you can just have it open
• 58:35
  to anywhere you want to go right that's how one of the keys work that's the
• 58:38
  dream one of the keys if you Natalie Portman's bathroom oh no I was just thinking about
• 58:45
  going on holidays and instead of going on like a 30-hour flight to somewhere I
• 58:49
  just go there one of the keys put it in your in your little shoulder here and
• 58:54
  you turn the key you go to sleep and then you appear outside your body with
• 59:00
  everyone else who's there and then you there'll be like a little doorway that
• 59:03
  kind of fits your personality and you go inside your mind whoa wow how do they
• 59:09
  show that in a show so anytime someone uses it you'll see that they'll use the
• 59:14
  key and then the person will go H and like flop down like a mannequin and then
• 59:17
  you'll just see a wide shot and they're standing there next to their mannequin
• 59:21
  body and then like a like a kind of freestanding door decorated in a way
• 59:27
  that you know like for example there's a guy in this season who's kind of a
• 59:30
  theater guy and it's this kind of big curtain door with the masks above it and
• 59:34
  stuff why do why do I want to go into my mind well you can go and look at your
• 59:39
  memories and you can o you can hide things in there you could take something
• 59:44
  from hide it in there yeah this show is not for me this show is is very creative
• 59:50
  and interesting until season 3 and which and when it's like just yeah I don't
• 59:55
  know just lost I'm actually I'm actually going to try and
• 59:59
  give rings of power a go now Luke you're not necessarily the biggest Lord of the
• 1:00:05
  Rings fan I find Lord of the Rings very boring Luke are you being bullied into
• 1:00:10
  watching this by anybody I've been told I have to watch the first 10 minutes and then give
• 1:00:15
  feedback okay so that's funny because uh I watched the first 10 minutes I wasn't
• 1:00:21
  bullied I wanted to watch it um because I like talkling and
• 1:00:26
  wanted this to be good I loved Lord of the Rings I hated The Hobbit because
• 1:00:30
  they didn't do it properly and I thought if they do this properly I'm all in and
• 1:00:36
  if they don't I'm not going to watch it um so I put it on yesterday evening just
• 1:00:42
  just to I didn't have time to watch a whole episode I just wanted to see the
• 1:00:44
  tone I just wanted to know if they [ __ ] it or not and they didn't [ __ ] it
• 1:00:50
  all right it's pretty good is it all out
• 1:00:54
  or is this a week to we thing I we'll find out for you right now I
• 1:01:00
  don't know actually okay cuz this is on Amazon Prime yes yeah and I was like oh
• 1:01:05
  maybe they always up but then no I think the expanse was week to we and that was
• 1:01:08
  also on Amazon Prime yeah I think I have a feeling this will be a week to we one
• 1:01:12
  um I think this is actually new episodes every Friday
• 1:01:18
  okay I think this is actually slightly
• 1:01:23
  more in tune with what hkin would actually want to see of an adaption of
• 1:01:29
  of his work than the um Peter Jackson version Oh even
• 1:01:35
  Lord of the Rings yeah because in hindsight and I love Lord of the Rings a
• 1:01:39
  lot I find them difficult to watch now because they're so Peter Jackson sure
• 1:01:45
  you know it's not to the Rings it's Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings which
• 1:01:48
  I'm starting to think like Tolen the books were long but the story wasn't
• 1:01:53
  actually long the the reason why the books long is he went into a lot of detail
• 1:01:58
  about things which you don't need that doesn't need to necessarily translate
• 1:02:02
  into a long movie your show you can see those dets story yeah exactly right
• 1:02:08
  exactly right so you don't need to yeah so hopefully this because it's not this
• 1:02:14
  is what I'm going to give go because it's not based off the books cuz this is
• 1:02:17
  its own story isn't it this is well it's it's based on some mythology that he
• 1:02:23
  came up with for what happened years before but and hopefully with it being a
• 1:02:28
  television show they'll just sort of be trying to move it along a bit faster and
• 1:02:32
  not have to just watch people walk for half an hour yeah so I think the thing
• 1:02:36
  that everybody was concerned about was that this was coming out at the same
• 1:02:41
  time as the new Game of Thrones um Game of Thrones even counted this by on the
• 1:02:47
  day that this dropped they released their first episode for free in its
• 1:02:50
  entirety on YouTube so they they're coming out I think Game of Thrones are
• 1:02:55
  worried because well here's the thing right this is nothing like Game of
• 1:02:59
  Thrones right I'm not going to say any dicks or there's definitely not any
• 1:03:04
  dicks and this this is high fantasy you know what I mean like this is this is
• 1:03:10
  high fantasy there's particles in the air so that you know this is a magical
• 1:03:15
  place you know this is not politics in a pseudo historic gretty and dark and
• 1:03:21
  definitely I mean it's pretty dark and it's no but it's different yeah steak
• 1:03:25
  it's definitely different but in a way that is to me it it's more like an
• 1:03:31
  80s fantasy movie sure where there's an adventure there's characters that you
• 1:03:37
  want to see they're speaking crazy dialogue but they're saying it so
• 1:03:42
  truthfully that you just go along with it you know it's it's it doesn't look
• 1:03:46
  like just a bunch of actors in Cosplay oh I just found something Nifty
• 1:03:52
  go one so cuz I went on to see like how many like the episodes when they come
• 1:03:56
  out they've actually Prime I don't I've never seen them do this they've got like
• 1:04:01
  I can look and see who the characters are and they'll explain who they are
• 1:04:04
  wait you've never seen that there's a list of the L's no it's got like the L's
• 1:04:09
  and then it's got all the characters and I click on them and it'll give me a
• 1:04:11
  little little blur about who they are it's called X-ray and they've had that
• 1:04:14
  for many many years on Amazon it's I've never seen them before that's great
• 1:04:20
  literally you can be watching anything and you can hit pause and it'll have the
• 1:04:23
  people in that scene you go who's that actor hit pause it'll [ __ ] tell you
• 1:04:27
  oh no no this is telling me who the characters are which sometimes that's a
• 1:04:30
  good thing like you be watching go who who's this character again and now I can
• 1:04:34
  see Game of Thrones this is great this is a game changer for me yeah it's one
• 1:04:39
  of the best I forget people all the time no it's great it's a great feature it's called
• 1:04:46
  x-ray it's funny I was in I was in the car with the other day um AKA The Bully
• 1:04:51
  who's making Luke watch the first 10 minutes and report back to her um cuz
• 1:04:56
  she was I'll do as I'm told she was asking what the backstory to the Rings
• 1:05:01
  was and I told her and of course I went into way too much detail and and you
• 1:05:05
  know 20 minutes to explain yeah but she let me talk bless her and then when I'd
• 1:05:11
  finish she went interesting I mean not to me but to someone who likes it that
• 1:05:17
  would be quite interesting nice very diplomatic yeah
• 1:05:22
  that's right yeah the reason why I'm I'm not a big fantasy person that's why it's
• 1:05:26
  dragons and magic and that doesn't do anything for me the closest I get
• 1:05:32
  Queens Kings no Queen don't watch shows with kings and
• 1:05:37
  queens that's what yeah like Game of Thrones did nothing for me well he would
• 1:05:41
  have hated the crown on Netflix yeah was all about kings and queens but look I'll
• 1:05:46
  try I I give it a try Matt I think you should give it a try too if you were
• 1:05:51
  worried that this was just going to be Zena Warrior Princess it isn't
• 1:05:56
  I've watched Xena War the princess again Watch reboot
• 1:06:02
  that yes it's ter was terrible then and it's terrible now yeah it's no
• 1:06:09
  different I got to watch shehulk as well I don't want to but I've got to I tried
• 1:06:15
  I tried I'm enjoying it still I've about three episodes in can you remember okay
• 1:06:20
  so I I got 15 minutes into one episode and if there was just one or two things
• 1:06:26
  I didn't like about it I would have pushed on but I didn't like anything
• 1:06:31
  about it like can you think of another Marvel movie or show where the character
• 1:06:38
  just talks straight to the audience through the camera that's not Marvel
• 1:06:43
  Marvel yeah it is not Marvel Studios it's Marvel no they th Marvel at the
• 1:06:50
  start okay okay but no no without without techn
• 1:06:56
  can you think but it is Canon that she does that in the comic books I don't
• 1:06:59
  care it's awful it's awful Matt in the first scene she talks to the camera and
• 1:07:04
  in like a way that I think she thinks is really cute goes yep I'm a Hulk and
• 1:07:11
  here's how I became one and then it cuts to like a flashback and it's like with
• 1:07:15
  that it's not that's awful they do that but it's not a constant thing it's not
• 1:07:20
  every five minutes she's not talking to the [Music] camera but I'm enjoying
• 1:07:27
  it you'll never stop me enjoying it I don't think he's trying to I think he's
• 1:07:31
  trying to stop me no I definitely if you enjoy it Matt power to you I just don't
• 1:07:36
  know that you will and I'm trying to say it is Ali
• 1:07:39
  mcbill it's Ali mc mc mc but not not as good because it's like trying to be
• 1:07:46
  tongue-in-cheek Ali mcel but Ali mcel was already trying to be tongue-in cheek
• 1:07:50
  like Law Firm show it's like a parody of a parody it doesn't work for me it
• 1:07:55
  doesn't work at all for me see what Matt thinks yeah I'll try
• 1:08:00
  what I'll do is at last Jenner if she gives a [ __ ] if she wants to watch it
• 1:08:04
  and then if if not I'll watch it myself this weekend if if she does I'll try and
• 1:08:08
  commin her to watch it during the week I do want to give the Sandman a
• 1:08:13
  watch too at some point that's that's the next thing that's on on our list s
• 1:08:17
  now that we've got lock and key done man's
• 1:08:22
  next so I'll say one thing real quickly I'll just give a quick review to
• 1:08:26
  something I'll just check the time oh okay we should probably we should
• 1:08:29
  probably wrap this do a quick review You've teased it do it and then we'll go
• 1:08:32
  to after party I watched a movie uh the other night that somebody recommended
• 1:08:38
  and then I I thought to myself I think I've already downloaded that and I
• 1:08:42
  checked my downloads folder and I had downloaded this so at some point in the
• 1:08:47
  past I'd also decided that I wanted to watch Frailty from 2001 um I've heard of
• 1:08:52
  this STS this is a Thriller I guess you'd call it it
• 1:08:58
  stars Matthew mccon and Bill Paxton right and I
• 1:09:04
  watched this because I watched Predator 2 last week and got nostalgic for Bill
• 1:09:09
  Paxton but what I didn't know until I put this on is that Paxton also directed
• 1:09:14
  this and it was because he read the script as an actor would read a script
• 1:09:18
  to decide if they're going to do it and he said I have to tell this story as
• 1:09:21
  well you'll recognize the cover you'll recognize this DVD cover for sure fry
• 1:09:27
  2001 um very good movie there's one thing that I I broke
• 1:09:33
  my own rule I should should never have done this don't Google a movie while it's
• 1:09:39
  on sure and I you just watch it I no I I
• 1:09:44
  wanted to know who an actor was I thought what's this guy from and I I
• 1:09:49
  just went to IMDb and I just looked at the cast list and just in in in in in
• 1:09:54
  just very bad okay well turn it off then click out of
• 1:10:00
  that page because the the cast list was a spoiler and I suddenly as soon as I
• 1:10:06
  realized what I had spoiled and it wouldn't it won't be for you cuz you
• 1:10:09
  haven't started to watch it but I was halfway through this movie and then I
• 1:10:13
  saw something in in the cast list that tipped me off to what would happen later
• 1:10:18
  and I was like oh I really wish I hadn't watched that um even with that very
• 1:10:22
  enjoyable um great tone one of those kind of late '90s early 2000s Thrillers
• 1:10:29
  where they are just not afraid to use the blue light and the smoke machine to
• 1:10:33
  make it a bit creepy you know yeah only you had been in Prime and you
• 1:10:40
  could have used X-ray yes yeah well I should some Elves
• 1:10:47
  while you were watching that's right um yeah Bill Paxton plays a just a
• 1:10:53
  normal run-ofthe-mill dad with a couple of kids at home home who one day God
• 1:10:57
  visits him in a dream and tells him that he that some people are demons and he
• 1:11:00
  has to start just killing them oh so he does sound pretty
• 1:11:06
  interesting I want to watch now that you've mentioned bill I want to watch
• 1:11:10
  near dark just start him and my friend Lance yes I may have downloaded that as
• 1:11:16
  well yeah I think I've got that in the same downloads folder
• 1:11:20
  yeah bunch of hobo vampires live in a
• 1:11:24
  van good
• 1:11:28
  movie Vasquez from uh aliens who's also oh yeah John Connor's stepmom in
• 1:11:35
  Terminator 2 she's in it as
• 1:11:40
  well oh yeah she is looking absolutely nothing like herself from alens now that
• 1:11:46
  I think about it of course it is
• 1:11:49
  wow Cameron does like reusing yeah drugs
• 1:11:54
  go with the people you know he he likes [ __ ] using people he used
• 1:12:00
  Bill Paxton he used him Linda Hamilton well no I think it's the thing if you
• 1:12:05
  bring on the people you have known you work with before you probably end up paying them
• 1:12:09
  less well they if you at this point I'd pay James Cameron to put me in a James
• 1:12:15
  Cameron movie not an avatar you want to be an avatar cuz that's all he's doing
• 1:12:19
  now say d you don't have a choice you
• 1:12:22
  know where you can use Linda Hamilton
• 1:12:28
  Luke I'm offering you have a go she's right here in the Afterparty I'll do the
• 1:12:33
  Bubba Fett move and go no thank you no thank you is it hang on is it Terminator
• 1:12:39
  Li thank you wait is it Terminator Linda Hamilton is it Terminator 2 Linda
• 1:12:44
  Hamilton Terminator dark fate Linda
• 1:12:49
  Hamilton yeah and and are you are you
• 1:12:52
  original British Boba Fett or new Mau
• 1:12:57
  Bob Fett I am Jeremy bulock Boba Fett
• 1:13:01
  right I'm Sandra bolic Boba
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  Fett if you okay forget dark fate Terminator Terminator sarak cona or
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  termin I won't even make it Linda Hamilton because that's makes it a
• 1:13:14
  little bit less creepy yeah yeah Terminator sarak cona or Terminator to
• 1:13:18
  sarak cona Terminator 2 sakon I I don't know that I'd agree with that actually
• 1:13:23
  because Terminator 2 sakon abely beat me in a fair fight yeah at that point she's
• 1:13:28
  [ __ ] out of her mind yeah and I'm not
• 1:13:32
  into women with far more testosterone than me necessarily you know that's just
• 1:13:38
  not my thing and like power to you if that is your thing
• 1:13:42
  but I like to ride in a little veser home and the big curly hair and yeah we
• 1:13:48
  put out for guys from the future yeah who and you're from the future now
• 1:13:55
  I'm from even further in the future than he I'm off what about that to thing a I
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  made all that up sorry love thanks for the thanks for the great night yeah
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