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35 - S2 Ep10: Love, Rose · On The Lanai

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: I don't believe you're not recording this. This is gold.
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: Listener. I had to start recording because Aaron bang the
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: knee and she's making the best faces and noises.
• 0:09
  Speaker 3: Oh god, it is so bad. I basically slammed my
• 0:15
  Speaker 3: knee into a metal pole right now, That's what I did. Oh.
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: If I can't walk tomorrow, it's because I tried to
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: hobble my knee somehow. I don't know.
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: Annie Wilkes yourself.
• 0:27
  Speaker 3: Well, I was like, Aaron, write more content, do more art.
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: Your leg's broken.
• 0:34
  Speaker 4: She hurt her knee on the pole.
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: It would not be the first time.
• 0:40
  Speaker 4: I believe it didn't even get.
• 0:42
  Speaker 5: Paid for it on the Lunai is part of the
• 0:46
  Speaker 5: Odd Pods media network.
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: Also, it wouldn't be a podcast if I wasn't about
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: to use this Pilo ketchup I've made myself. Just set
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: down my egg McMuffin. I'll be trying.
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: Eating while while talking. Always a good combination.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sorry. What's the ketchup for.
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: Her egg McMuffin? Yeah, some people like ketchup on eggs.
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: By the way, the reason I brought up the reason
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: the reason I brought up to McDonald's is not because
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna actually eat this yet. I'm gonna wait until
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: we go away and watch the episode. I'm not gonna
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: chew in your ears. I'm not a total piece of shit.
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: But you recovered federal fence.
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: That wasn't a right. Okay, don't make that face at me. Miss.
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: I chew pretzels during World of Warcraft, and not any
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: pretzel or Diablo or Lego. Not any pretzel, but gluten
• 1:59
  Speaker 3: free press, which are essentially made out of rocks.
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: But are we recording when I'm eating it?
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: That's still annoying. But I'm not gonna eat while we're recording.
• 2:09
  Speaker 3: I'm a goddamn lady. I have drinks with no ice
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: for when we're recording, and I have drinks with ice
• 2:18
  Speaker 3: when we're not.
• 2:19
  Speaker 4: I've got my hydration station set up.
• 2:22
  Speaker 3: I do what's in your hydration station? Does everyone have one?
• 2:25
  Speaker 4: I have iced tea with lemon, I emptied BlackBerry, pomegranate,
• 2:31
  Speaker 4: true caffeine, and then I have water.
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I just have water. I'm very boring.
• 2:39
  Speaker 3: Oh all right, well, Meo, if you want to sponsor us,
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: I do have Meo unwined, which is my dragon fruit
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: berry flavors, ero, calories or sugar. I love it. It's great.
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: That's my ice free beverage in my target room essentials,
• 2:56
  Speaker 3: iridescent tumbler, Target but sent targrit Yep, it's like the
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  Speaker 3: new targe anyway, you have the wrong parts to pick
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: on me today. Next up, we had just kidding, I
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: love you so much?
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: Maybe site.
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: As the show started.
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we just kind of slop into it.
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: We called open. I've got a text, hold on. Let
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: me silence my phone like a professional.
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: We're not professional.
• 3:27
  Speaker 3: It's been our rough twenty four hours for me. Guys,
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: let me finish unpacking. Iced coffee, leachy green iced tea.
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm done.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: Nice, our guests can fucking wait. I gotta tell you
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: what I have to drink.
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now here's the knee was just like the icing
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: on the cake. I had a surgical console yestoray, which
• 3:46
  Speaker 3: is fine. And by yesterday, I mean in this future
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: world several months ago I had one. And that day
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: I went out to the car. I had to take
• 3:55
  Speaker 3: Abby with me because Abby wouldn't get in a crate
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: and she wouldn't stop screaming, and so we go off
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: to the hospital. It was very cold here. I'm not
• 4:03
  Speaker 3: a monster. It was like sixty five degrees, so she
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: wasn't gonna like die in the car. Plus I leave
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: the windows open when we go places. No one tells
• 4:12
  Speaker 3: me it's gonna be like an hour and a half appointment.
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: It was like never ending. So many things were explained
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: to me, and I was like, did I mention that
• 4:20
  Speaker 3: my dog's in the car because she was being a
• 4:22
  Speaker 3: douche And I can't leave her in the house if
• 4:25
  Speaker 3: she won't get in her crate because she'll eat things
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: or like destroy stuff for funzies. And they're like, okay,
• 4:31
  Speaker 3: one more form, just sign this, and I get out
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: to the car and a literal shit storm has happened.
• 4:36
  Speaker 3: My dog is covered in poop her little basket she
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: rides in and the car is covered in poop. Her
• 4:41
  Speaker 3: leg is tangled, but like not in a way where
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: she hurt herself, but her leg is tangled around her
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: leash like she was spinning in a circle. And then
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: I touch her and I get shit on me. So
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: then I draft to drive home from the hospital with
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  Speaker 3: shit on my person on my hand, I'm I very
• 4:57
  Speaker 3: safely drove with my right hand basically by touching, like
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: near the wrist as my backup, like turning thing, because
• 5:05
  Speaker 3: that hand had the poop on it. We get I
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: have no napkins in my glovebox because Kristin and I
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: used them all when we went to hold the wheat.
• 5:14
  Speaker 3: I have nothing left. I'm covered in shit. I get home.
• 5:19
  Speaker 3: I throw both of us in the shower. We both
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: get a shower. She's very mad about it. I'm less
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: pleased because, like cher, I've put on a second outfit
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: for the day. I must be very fancy. I had
• 5:31
  Speaker 3: three outfits yesterday, guys, three outfits. Anyway, long story short.
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: Too late.
• 5:37
  Speaker 3: I can't I can't have any weed now because I'm
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: gonna have this surgery biopsy thing. Abby's pissed because she's
• 5:45
  Speaker 3: had a bath and someone made her shit on herself
• 5:48
  Speaker 3: in the car and dance in it like fucking I
• 5:50
  Speaker 3: love Lucy and the Grapes. This morning, I wake up,
• 5:53
  Speaker 3: my meds aren't ready. We go to the pharmacy. There's
• 5:55
  Speaker 3: like nine thousand old people in front of me who
• 5:58
  Speaker 3: can't hear. Also, so the show notes for the second
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: show just fell off the cloud, like the second anyway. Look,
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: it's been a really rough twenty four hours. So if
• 6:08
  Speaker 3: I'm a little a little spicy today, it's not you, guys,
• 6:13
  Speaker 3: it's me. And I'm unmedicated because, by the way, when
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: I picked up my drugs today, I hadn't had my
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: anxiety meds for like two days because they were out
• 6:23
  Speaker 3: of them and they were waiting for them to come in.
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if you've ever had anxiety listeners,
• 6:28
  Speaker 3: but entreated anxiety is insane.
• 6:32
  Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry.
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: So you're good. Then you're a good, duper good all right.
• 6:38
  Speaker 3: Having the best day of my life, you guys, I
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: can't remember a better time.
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: I think she's not happy unless something goes wrong, do
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: you guys think?
• 6:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know, because nothing ever, no, see, nothing ever
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: goes right. I don't know. I'm just jolly despite the
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: tragedy of my everyday life. See there's a difference.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: I see you persevere.
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: I tell the tragedy in a funny way because it
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: amuses my friends.
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: I sure does.
• 7:08
  Speaker 3: I don't enjoy the tragedy. My knee very much still hurts.
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: By the way, I'm just rubbing it with my left hand.
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: That seems to not help.
• 7:19
  Speaker 4: Try the right.
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, I will acknowledge our guest if you won't.
• 7:28
  Speaker 4: Yes, we have a guest. Today.
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  Speaker 2: We have Jeff Schuster from Suggested Articles, a podcast, a
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  Speaker 2: podcast on the odd pod Media.
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: Sure pods Media.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: Welcome Jeff, Hi.
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. Great to be here, especially today
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: with Aaron's poop story that was that's that's going to
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: hold a really special place in my heart. Is the
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: poop story going to make the episode? Am I talking?
• 8:01
  Speaker 4: No? It has to be. Yeah, sure, Aaron and poop
• 8:03
  Speaker 4: go hand in hand.
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: So Aaron puts poop in her hand?
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: No, not on purpose, well yesterday technically yes, but not
• 8:12
  Speaker 3: for not for a couple.
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: Weeks ago she stepped on it.
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm o, god, I know it is. It is.
• 8:21
  Speaker 3: I am not well suited for, like any job that
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: involves cleaning up human or pet waste. Like it's I
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: don't know why, that's like my one ick, but like
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: it is my ick. Like I truthfully, this McDonald's will
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: be the first thing I've eaten with my hand since
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: I got abby shipped on my hand.
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: I understand that if I use my right hand.
• 8:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, freaks me out, just real quick. Schister is an
• 8:49
  Speaker 3: amazing human and I love him. Oh wait, do we
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: say your.
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: Name on We talked about this name out there.
• 8:57
  Speaker 3: This is in the future.
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: Are you hiding your name?
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: Well, the nssay is onto me, but I don't know
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: that they're going to follow me from show to show
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: to show.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: So it's okay, what does that mean. Have you've been
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: sent a letter?
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: Well, they don't send paper letters. They send signs and signals.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: There's there's ways to know that they're watching. Okay, there's
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: always something watching us, and that's the you know I
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: have It happened in relation to this very show, not
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: that long ago. I always watch. I'll give you an example.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: This is why I do the podcast I do. I
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: have been listening to your show. I love Envil and
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: I I watched Golden Girls when I was a kid,
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: and I have not because I mostly listened to podcasts
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: while driving, so I haven't been watching along with you guys. Therefore, therefore,
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: there's really nothing like in my Internet search history or
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: whatever that would have Golden Girls on my on my
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: profile right. But it was just a couple of weeks
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: ago that there was some kind of event in l
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: A and I immediately got the headlines about how b
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: Arthur used to call Betty White a cunt? Am I
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: allowed to say cunt? On your show? Apparently b Arthur
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: did not really care for Betty White? But why did
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: that show up in my suggested articles on my phone? Well,
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: because I talk about on the LINI I talk about
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: the Golden Girls. I talk about your show, but I
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: don't look it up. It's just, you know, something that's
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: in my life. I don't actively seek out the Golden Girls.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: So the algorithm knows. And now I feel like I
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: have a choice. I can either fight the algorithm or
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: just give myself to it, which is what I tend
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: to choose to do. All hail the algorithm, and.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: That's the sign from the NSA or something else happened.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: They're part of it. They're part of the Look look
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: behind me, see all these see all these pins. Conspiracy
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: board here, they're in there somewhere. You can't see him
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: right now down at the bottom.
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know who made that incredible graphic, but I
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: want to point out that if you read all the things,
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: the one says who is a'l go rhythm? And then
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: one says grassy roll.
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: I love that's supposed to be like the grassy Knoll.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah this art is this a video podcast?
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: No?
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: No, I did.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: If you want to see the art, look.
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: Up glasses on, but you could just see the pupils.
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: Well I made the Muppets.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: And there's a UFO trying to pick up Jeff one
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: f or one f. Oh yeah, it's trying to suck
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: him up into this guy.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one F Jeff sorting.
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: See that one looks like a math teacher.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Though, well this guy over here, well he could be
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, he could be me, or that could be
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: George Lucas Lucas and then.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, I was trying to the algorithm is telling
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: me to make another suit.
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: Jeff was Jeff. I was like, well, the ones the
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: math teacher. My mom legitimately was like, why do you
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: hate your friend that's a math teacher? And I was like,
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: look here, Janet, he's not really a math teacher. He
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: just dresses like one. Oh you're missing is the chalk
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: dance on your slacks?
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: What type of math do you teach?
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: I teach about algorithms. That's all I care about now, okay.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: Pre algebra, that's all I can handle.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: Algebra. Wow wow, wow, I was good at algebra. I
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: was bad at geometry.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: I love geometry.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: I was all right until calculus. Then things really fell.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Off on calculus. Hate you plus me equals us.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: I hate math.
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: Math, but I did really good in business calculus.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: So why do you hate math? I'm good as true.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: They hate it? Okay, Katie Heron.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Does not exist?
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: Wait, I remember it that day. It was on the
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: Missus Norberry was talking about it behind Aaron on the board.
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: All right, well, we've mean girls reference, and it's been
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: a little a little while. I feel like we mean
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: girls reference a lot.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the movie Mean Girls?
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, but I did not catch that reference because it's
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: been a long time.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: It's October three. Well, welcome, Jeff. I'm always good to
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: know that you enjoy the Golden Girls and you've seen them.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Have you watched them as an adult? Have you done
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: a rewatch to catch all the jokes you may have missed?
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: No? Well, I thought I would follow along with this
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: show and then just kind of has me in my car,
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: So I haven't been, but I really should.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Are you driving now, don't?
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can either confirm nor deny, but I
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: will promise that I'll watch along the episode, whether I'm
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: driving or not, you're not.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Going in driving and potting.
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't put it past him. If we're just being honest.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: I have done some pretty stupid shit, so you never know.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: A few months ago, when we recorded yest articles together
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: the last time, I very specifically at the end of
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: the question said hey, or at the beginning of the episode,
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: was like, should I like be totally stone cold somewhere
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: for this, or like, is it okay if I smoke
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: a little weed?
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: They said, yes, you're fine, smoke the weed and.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Then encourage it.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: They're like, oh, we took kratum And I was like,
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: what is that? It's like a herbal supplement? Is it?
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: Happy Hippo? Is that the really cool company that I like.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Happy Hippo is the brand that sent us the brand
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: a sample pack.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, it gets you high or what?
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's for pain management and like calmbing effects,
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: but it's it gets you high.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm supposed to give you energy and stamina.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, so like you buy at the gas station
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: kind of thing.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I'm not you wouldn't do that. I would
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: definitely use the Happy hippo brand, like.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: The little five hour energies up they.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Make those, They do make little energy shots. I try
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: to a kid version.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that faithful.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: That fateful day all those months ago. Just kidding, all right?
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: So do you have anything you want to push or
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: talk about or when watch the show?
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I don't know. We heard your poop story,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: which I think makes my life complete. And if anyone
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: wants to see what muppet Jeff looks like, they should
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: look up suggested articles on your favorite podcast app. Yes, yes,
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: joining the.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Let us share this photo or background.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: There are pod brothers on the on PUDs Media Network.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Hopefully one day we'll have the other Jeff.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: And I am their charge, as Iron calls them Iron. Yeah, well, Gina,
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: would you like to tell us about this?
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Sure? We're gonna watch season two, episode ten. It's called
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Love Rose. Original air date Mama Rose, Yes, original air
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: date was December thirteenth, nineteen eighty six, is directed by
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Terry Hughes and written by Terry Grossman and Kathy Spear.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: So what do you Kristin and Jeff think Love Rose
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: is about?
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I love Rose, She's my favorite. What will this be about?
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: That's Kristen's favorite too.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: This is why I haven't started a poulo yet, because
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to know what the episode's about. Right,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: that's right, Love Rose. I think Rose is going to
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: have a secret admirer and she has to do some
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: detective work for Arah. Who it is?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: You know, Hulu doesn't have the question mark, but when
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I looked it up, it said love Rose. So it's
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: either love Rose or Love Rose. Not sure.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Let's double check my official Golden Girls list of all episodes.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Let's see how they were titled this one. Let's get
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: a let's get a recheck here.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know that I make a huge difference.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: I feel like my yeah, well, I feel like my grammar. Yeah,
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: mine's love Comma Rose.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, But it doesn't mean that the.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: People at Golden Girls Wiki put together the season list
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: with the right punctulation.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Well that's what it says on Hulu too, so we'll
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: go with that Love Rose, all right, Christian, what do
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: you think it's about?
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Rose writes kind of like a Dear John letter. She's
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: trying to break up with somebody, and it's a Love
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Rose is the end of the letter. So she's sending
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: a letter to break up with someone.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you both kind of are in the
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: same realm, right very much?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: He is much more depressing than mine.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, krista dark that's our Kristen.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: Too long, Aaron's rubbing off on me.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, who do we think the villain is for
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: the episode? You just have to pick and I have
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: to prove it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: So let's go any of the four girls.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Or capitalism if you're Aaron right.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, if Christen's right, I guess the villain
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: would be Rose for breaking someone's heart. But I don't
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: think she's right. It has to be Blanche because if
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Rose is getting attention from a man, Blanche is going
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: to be jealous and try to sabotage it. I like that.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: That's very well thought out.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: It is. I like it all right, cool, I'll locked
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: it in final answer, Blanche Blanch Should we go away
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: while you guys listen to some commercials and then we'll
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: talk about the episode.
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• 19:31
  Speaker 4: That was fun.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Did you like that episode?
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: It was pretty funny until the end where Rose forgave them,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Like I would not be so forgiving.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: I don't you got to wrap up three?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Fine, it's the TV show, But would you forgive your
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: friends for doing that to you?
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Not immediately, but I think I think I would realize
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: they were trying to help me.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Like old school catfishing.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: It was from a good place, like it wasn't like malicious.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I just can't believe she found the person with that name.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I can't believe she found a person with that name
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: that didn't know who the real Isaac Newton was.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Well, and he works in education.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe he's a math teacher, just kidding.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: We know he's he's a vice principal or a principal.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm aware. I'm aware. All right, Well, hey,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: so that was fun. You guys wanna you wanna play quiz? Maybe?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm scared. This is my first quiz. I don't
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: think that's gonna go that well, you'll be fine.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Off the bat. I'm not sure, but I think only
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Kristen can get the first question right because one of
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: you wasn't in the room and the other one wasn't
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: looking at their TV. Let's start off with the bang.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Tell him how to buzz in.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, so to buzz in, mister Schuster, what you're gonna
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: do is you're gonna say your name, So I'm gonna
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: read the question. Please allow me to finish the question
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: fully before you buzz in. If you buzz in before
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: I finish the question, I may not allow you to answer.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know. That's a new role that It.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Depends on how she feels.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a question.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: This is a lot like bfy tw You are at
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: the whim of you were at. You were here to
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: please me when the quiz happens. The rest of the time,
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm just here as a fellow chat person. All right,
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: let's go quiz number one. What kind of car pulls
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: into the driveway this time.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Yes, Kristin, it's a taxi.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: It is. Yeah, it's a yellow cab. Mm hmm mm hmm.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: I assume you're keeping track of your points.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Yes, ma'am.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: You meant, like the making model that I'm gonna get it. No, Kristen,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I'll just keep trying.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Kristen, did she does it? I don't. I don't keep
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: track anymore. Yeah, that's up to you, all right. Question two,
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: what's what bus? Does Sophia say they changed the route
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: without putting up a sign?
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Yes quick?
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: The route tens?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I believe in you, Jeff.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: We're going to do one of my favorite things here.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: We're going to do a two part question. Please let
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: me finish both parts before you answer. Who is the
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: only woman Blanche knew that went without male companionship longer
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: than Rose? And why was that?
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Kristen?
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: You both made almost not a full name sound.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I I think Kristin.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I think Kristen was first, but neither of you actually
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: finished your name. It was very strange. So Kristen, go ahead.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Heather Swain and social disease.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Right the full line, just in case anyone wasn't paying attention,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: or you haven't watched the episode yet and you're not
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: sure if you should. You should, because the full line
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: was that she went to the sanitarium because Reverend Samuels
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: assisted that she had the croup, which all of Mayflower
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: County knew was actually a social pleast.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Why would she was a sanitarium for a respiratory illment?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know, why would like an STD.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Anytime a woman has an issue, they send her the
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: sanitarian They.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Send her Yeah, they send her away. No, that's a
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: real thing back in the day, Like yeah, like people
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: would go be sent to like a sanitarium and then
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: come home and then all of a sudden, the like
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: teenage daughter's parents would have a new baby in the
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: house and it would be because they raised it as
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: their own because the girl got knocked up. It was
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: like shit like that. The fifties were wild. Do you
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: think Bluie and the eighties were wild? The fifties were wilder.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm looking it up and it said they
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: did also treat medical.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, sanitarium didn't always mean mental hospital. It kind
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: of devolved into that. But like look up the history
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: of uh, what's his name? John Harvey Kellogg his sanitary God.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, the guy who made yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: That that was called the Sanitarium And mostly it was
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: like yogurt enemas and uh not masturbating, like that's what
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: it was all about.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Abby, Did you want a yogurt enema today? Checking? All right,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: next question, let's move on. You know what is Rose's
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: response to Blanche when she asked if Rose ever thought
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: about advertising? Bonus point if you get both parts of
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: her reply.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Jeff, yes, Jeff, Okay. She says that she could never
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: dress like Blanche, and also she has to wear panties
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: because some of her skirts are woolen scratchy.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah they're unlined.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she says. Not, she says, besides, I have to
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: wear undies. Not all of my wolf skirts are lined. Okay,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: So that was a no stump bonus. So he gets
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: two points for that. And even if you hadn't got
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: that right, I have instituted that system. Now I have
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: a no stump bonus question scattered throughout. There will be
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: one in future episodes as well. It's like really hard
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: and I want to ask it because it's something funny,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: but I don't expect the world Okay, moving on. First,
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I want to point out that Sophia is eating a
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: gram cracker again, So either Estelle Getty really likes those,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: or she lost a bet to eat the driest thing
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: ever while on set without liquid. Anyway, men, Rose asks
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: her if she has a date. What is Sophia's snarky reply.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Kristen, Yes, because she asked me. She said, no, I'm
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: doing the dance the Seven Veils and I'm one short
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: because she asked to borrow her silk scarf.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, correct, correct, All right, terrific. Who is it that
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: remembers where they were when the Archduke Ferdinand was shot?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Jeff, Yes, Jeff Willie, the British ninety year old.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, you didn't even take notes, did you? This
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: is just like in your head.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: But like the panties thing was in my head because
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: you know, Betty White, but.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: It is I did have like I did. I had
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: the uncomfortable thought of like, oh, that's probably because it
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: turned her on all day, like I had that thought
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: watching it the first time through. So anyway, let's let's
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: move on. Why did Rose say she failed the ink
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: blot test?
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Genist Gina got it. She kept cutting them out. I
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: had to get on.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, you both sort of delayed said it. I don't
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: even know, but yes, Chris did or Gita was first?
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I think? I don't know take the point. I think, well,
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: because mine, like if my internet's lagging, I don't always
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: hear the same answers who's first. That's why sometimes I
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: ask the audience what they heard first? Who is reasonably
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: good looking? Drives a buick Riviera and just opened a
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: third dry cleaning store in Boca Raton.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: His name?
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: I wrote down all of that, but I didn't get
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: the name.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Am I getting a point on this?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I want to say, Harry something, Oh you're so close.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: It's it's Henry Barnes Henry Wow.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Yay Aaron and got a point?
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Sick, I got three?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you say it like you were teasing her?
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Have you met her? All right, let's move on. Nice
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: to meet you, Hello, Nice to meet you, Welcome. What's
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: that guy's what's that guy's name from Animal House? Da
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Da Rush Sherman, damn good, damn find to meet you?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I can't think of his name?
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: All right? Anyway? What is the name of Roses pen Pal?
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Kristen?
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Okay? Yes, Kristen was first Isaac Newton, Yes, correct. I
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: also would have accepted Blanche here, but Isaac Newton is
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: the correct answer. And then this is a question, but
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: it's not really a question and there's no right answer.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: It's just to make sure we talk about this later
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: when we get to the trivia section with Gina, because
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I wrote down should we talk about Dorothy's tuxedo skirts
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: separates or Blanche Blanche's sequiny nightmare? That is, that is
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: what I wrote down, so that we talk about it later.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: You're welcome question number ten.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Thanks you Are we going to talk about it?
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: We are?
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she mentioned got it in the trivia We're
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: going to talk about it. I heard Gena say that
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: while we were watching, but I did not want to
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: go without discussing that atrocity. They both both atrocities. Anyway,
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: what does the real Isaac say tends to calm his nerves?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, Jeff, because it's the same for me. Cheese.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: You have that in common with Kristen. I'm honestly shocked
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: she didn't get the cheese answer right.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, we love cheese because it makes us happy. Yeah,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: it fills me with endorphins. The pleasure of.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Cheese gives me.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: You can't have dairy anymore, So you're not a good
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: person to like understand the cheese.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Com I'm so sad for you.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: No, you're a great person. I have to take milk.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: I have to take lactad pills like basically before I have.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: I haven't tried those too much. Cheese they sell them.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Tillamook knows that people love cheese more than they love
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: their insides. And at the Tillamook store in the airport,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: they're like, buy our grilled cheese breakfast sandwich and this
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: coffee with a scoop of ice cream in it, and
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: then they have lactaed right, it's like a coffee.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's talk about that.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Is it's a coffee float, and you choose they do
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: an iced coffee and then they do a scoop of
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: one of the Tillamook ice creams and they don't have
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: any like the weird fruit shit they just I had
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: one once on a business trip because my company was
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: paying for my breakfast and so my coffee I don't
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: have a coffee float. It was good, but I would
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: you had to kind of stir you drank though, because
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: like it's an airport food, so you don't really have
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: the ability while you're like trying to fight for your.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Seat, and it was way over like.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you have I get twenty I get twenty
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: five dollars I think per meal for my expense report,
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: and so I didn't even spend that much, but it
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: was close to it because the grilled cheese is like
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: eight or nine dollars. No, you cannot. I'm allowed to
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: drink on my expense report. They're like, if you would
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: normally drink at this time of day, it's fine to
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: put it on your expense report. It's like, I have a.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Bump of coke? Can I expense that?
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: I've had a Mexican coffee float?
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Oh what makes Yeah? What's different?
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: You had tequila. It's like a tequila coffee with the
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: like vanilla ice cream was good.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Oh that sounds sexy.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I think in my mouth coffee. After this, I'm going
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: to PLoP some ice cream into it. That sounds like
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: way better than coffee ice cream right there.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Well, so I have to tell you, and I'm sorry
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: because this is one of the ones I'm not supposed
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: to pick up all recording because listen to it audience,
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: that's the ice, but in this tumbler. I know, but
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: I had you show the tumbler that people won't say,
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. This is a safe space even for people
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: with ice anyway. Not well, not like ice. People use
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: frozen water in their drinks. Fuck sorry anyway, Kristen, when
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: she was here, she doesn't do a ton of dairy.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Not really. You do the dairy free creamer. You buy
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: that coconut coffee mat creamer. It's the coconut cream one.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Look at your face anyway.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Well, we just talked about how she loves cheese.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: You know, she does dairy. But when she chooses your
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: coffee creamer you had the both times you bought that
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: coconut cream one from whatever, It doesn't matter. She introduced
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: me to this. So I got home and spoiler alert.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: In addition to my sandwich that was subpar, which half
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: of it is still here, by the way, because it
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: was so some par, McDonald's coffee tastes like shit today.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: So I put a little drizzle of the Hershey's simply
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: dark chocolate in it myself, and a little bit of
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: the coconut creamer. I have basically what used to be
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: called a samoa and now I can't remember what they're
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Coconut dreams, that's what they're called. I have a coconut
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: dreams like latte. I basically made a girl Scout cookie latte.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Will I get diabetes later today?
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Is it delicious?
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Diabetes is delicious? Yes?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Just ask Wilford Brimley. Well, don't he's dead, but let's
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: go on. That's remember twelve.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Why Diab just killed me?
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: All right? Why does Isaac say he doesn't want to
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: be an astronaut?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, I feel bad now you take it.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: No, you're the guest, Jeff, you were first or first?
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: She didn't answer until after. I think I said yes
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: to you, So go out.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Fine.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: An't like to go to the bathroom in his suit.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I wasn't that delayed.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: I love you. I'm just teasing you. I love everybody
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: except Abby. When she ships storms in my car, that's
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: your fault. What happens when Rose eventually comes out of
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: the bathroom.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Stall you know.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: A line of women applaud?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Initially I was going to write this question to
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: say something snarky, like, just like Universal Studios. What happens
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: when Rose gets out of the bathroom and I was
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: gonna say, they.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Clap her out.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: If for those of you that are listening that have
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: never been in Universal studios, the first time I experienced that,
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: because they're clapping for you because the movie he's over,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: the experience, the ride you run that movie finger quotes
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: here is over. And the first time I experienced that,
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: I had just gotten off the Mummy roller coaster ride there,
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: which I was like, what just happened? Because it is
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: confusing the last moments of that ride. There's just like
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: of like fog that engulfs your car, and you're also
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: just like, I don't understand the story of this, And
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: people start clapping like you did it, you wrote the ride,
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: And I was like, the fuck is happening?
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: You did the thing I needed you to do by
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: sitting there.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like people clap on the plane lambs the fuck. Well,
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: At the end of a movie, I'm like, the movie
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: can't hear you.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: They're happy to be alive. Oh yeah, I don't like
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: clapping the end of movies. That doesn't make any sense
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: to me unless you're at a premiere where the stars
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: are But yeah, then it makes sense.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Well that's the of my quaiz.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Guys, wy Kristen, Jeff and I tied.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Shut up, you are losing your eggs.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna your universal clap for you.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: That bonus man.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: A bonus point saved the day.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Wow, you'll have to share custody of the trophy. Okay, yeah,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: good news.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: That the trophy is not here. Although I will say Adam,
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: I think his son our friend of the show, Adam.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: I always say his last name wrong because I want
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: to say, but it's Beacham. It's spelled Beauchamp. His son
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: made something at this like toy thing the other day
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: that was like a bunch of like toys piled together,
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: but then they scrayed a gold so it was like
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: this fucking sick award. I'm honestly thinking that maybe there
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: should be like a season award, and the first one
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: for this show should be all like nine of my
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: tiny McDonald's things stacked and sprayed gold. I'm just thinking
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: outside the box.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Anyway, you want to go to the girls quiz, just
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: a gold McDonald's.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Just some golden sand which you didn't eat, and I'll
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: give you my address.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: There you go okay, trivial mister Paul Dooley played Isaac Newton.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I thought he was dead. I'm so sorry he was
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: in Is.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: He not dead?
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: No? I think he's still alive. He's everything I didn't
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: look sorry, Paul.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: He was in sixteen Candles. He was wimpy and pop
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: u uh No, it looks like he's alive ninety seven
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: years old.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Wow, holy shit.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Good for you, Paul.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: He's been in a lot of the Christopher Gas mockumentaries.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: He's been on TV shows, Gray's Anatomy, Seventh and all
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: that stuff.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: He shouldn't make all. He was good on Seventh Heaven,
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: a show that it's hard to watch now, but anyway, Yeah, but.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: A lot of good actors.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: I used to message with Creepo. We used to talk
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: on Twitter all the time. He did these like grammar
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: quizzes and I always won, and so he would always
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: like DM me and be like, hey, good job, you
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: got that right, and we talk now.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Aaron, how old were you at the time?
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Anyway?
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: When Seventh Heaven was on, so like twelve, pretty close
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: to eighteen.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Who like?
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: It came on when I was in high school, so
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: it was.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: You were a little old him.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: I was a little old for him. Okay, yeah, there's
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: grass on the field, so it wasn't. Wow, we're gonna
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: get sued now by that guy.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's an option for him. I think
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: he's done.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. Yeah. Yeah, there is an interesting
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: documentary about him. By the way, sorry, before the trivia,
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: there is a there's a documentary about like the gross
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: side of Hollywood, and it's weird to hear all of
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: the like male and female co stars that are like
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: just devastated they did not know the gross man that
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: like they saw this other side, like it took a
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: toll on them. Anyway, check it out.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: It's on I mean, Bill Cosby, anyone, come.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: On, I don't I don't need pudding pops anymore.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Gina, what else?
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: What other trivia do you have for Colin Drake? Was
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Wilfred Whitney Cheswick, the old man Sophia was trying to
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: he was off.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: He's definitely dead. No, he's done.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: He died in twenty eleven. He was in little House
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: on the Prairie and mister Hawkins Senator or whatever that was.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: I wrote that down a while ago. Blanche will wear
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: the same red outfit on a later episode. Grab that
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: dough so we could see the weird grape skin again.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Hears she wore to the forty fourth Golden Globes the
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: greenish bow tie one.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: I love that absolutely not nor that fashion.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Also, it's the key chain. I got the mystery pouch one.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: That's the outfit they have Dorothy in cool. I'll let
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: the grab it here. Oh is it really yes, hair,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I'll grab it. Hold on, it's right here.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about this, Aaron. What will it take
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: to get you in a shiny teal suit a tuxedo dress?
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Can I substitute no? Hold on? Hold on?
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: It looks blue?
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: It's got the bow tie.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, here's how you get me in that outfit? Yes,
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: you let me substitute the Prairie Home companion skirt for
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: a pair of black leggings, and I will wear that
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: oversized jacket with a bow tie. I'll even wears.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Unless there's another outfit. This is like blue with darker blue,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: and hers was clearly more green.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Well, it was probably hard because that was like crushed
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: velvet spots on there too, so they probably went darker
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: to like emphasize that in plastic. I'm guessing but that
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: is it is atrocious. But I'll tell you what if
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: you find that in my size or as Sarah's Parker
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: and First Wives Club says, I will I will wear that,
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: but I'm gonna wear it with black leggings and like
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: cute chunky heels.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Look, I'll take that deal because first and foremost you
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: would have to wear it on the podcast, and no
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: one's going to see your pants. Uh, So I'm gonna
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I'll start shopping as since this episode, so we'll see.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: If it's out there, all right, Okay.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: In Blanche's dress, I know the stripes in the front
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: are kind of weird. I love that color though. That
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: dress was gorgeous.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if it was a dress she
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: had pants on, didn't she or topper?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think you're right. I think she had pants
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: on paints.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: But yeah, the outfits were very eighties.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: And Rose looked very pretty too.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Come on, she was in pink. Pretty in pink?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: She sure was.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: So.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: They referenced a couple things during the episode, the Dance
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: of the Seven Veils. Are you guys familiar with that? Yes,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: It's a famous scene in Oscar Wilde's play Salem Ali Salame. Oh,
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Richard Strauss's opera of the same name. It's
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: about the young princess who dances for her stepfather, King Herod,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: and the dance involves gradually revealing the seven.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: Veils, so it's like a sexy dance.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: And then oh, go ahead.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, I wanted to make sure you were down. This
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: is a little bit of the algorithm for our guests,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: because we just talked about Sunset Boulevard on Sydestic articles
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: a couple weeks back, and I was telling them they
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: had to absolutely watch it. Norma Desmond's character is writing
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: a script for Salome that is an entirely silent version
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: of it. And there's a song in the musical and
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: there's a scene in the movie, and both deal with
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: the dance of the Seven Veils. In fact, she sings
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: it sort of like dances are tons of the seven
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: It's like this crazy like anyway, so this this, this
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: is the algorithm.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: You didn't know about that when you were on the show,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Like you hadn't already watched this episode of Golden Girls.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: No, I have not watched it yet. I like to
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: do that is seven minutes. Let's see it in the past.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: But I like to write the quiz seven minutes before
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: the guests arrives. That's my goal.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I understand get that life's busy. Do what you gotta do.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: The other trivia, Betty White said she wanted to stand
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Hands Across America next to Burt Parks, he hosted Miss America.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, the name sounded familiar. I did not take the
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: time to look him up. But okay, can you tell
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: us anything about Hands across America? It's time to go.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Didn't write anything down, but I know that was a
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: thing where everyone joined hands in the eighties.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: You guys are so young, you can you.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Tell us that. I don't remember why.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: They I mean, I remember I did not participate on fortunately,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: but I remember it was all over the news. The
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: whole point was to make one line across the entire
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: country of people holding hands. Traffic be damned, mountains be damned.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: But what was the point to raise a fairness for
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, starving children in Africa? I don't know.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Let's find out.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, hunger and homelessness. Okay, but it raised fifteen million.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and maybe we should try it again, because those
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: things are still problems in nineteen eighties.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: I'll stand in the middle of the ocean.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm ready, everyone come to me. My arms
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: are out on it. My address is just kidding.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: So that's all the trivia I have. So now we
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: got to go over your villain.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well, obviously Blanche is a total bitch. And
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: she wrote the letters to Rose because she did jerk
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: head and wanted to hurt her friend.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Sure, kid, she didn't also tried them. I came from
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: I also tried. It came from a good place. She
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: wasn't trying to be a jerky right, Sure, Rose feel better.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Sure, But then here's the real problem with that philosophy.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: She basically tries to steal the date. She pawned off
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: on Dorothy in the bathroom, and she's like, I'm gonna
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: go get drunk and get handsy with my date, herman
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: or whatever the fuck. She goes that's Howard and she's like,
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: that's my date. So Blanche is just self centered. Yeah,
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: like whatever, it's fine, I'm gonna fuck in later.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: And she was willing to give Rose one of her
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: discards rejects. Yeah, she's like you can have a man
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: I don't care about.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in a now defunct car called the Riviera, the
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Buick Riviera. I don't think they make that anymore, mister Schuster. Yes,
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: thank you so much for making it.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Was nice to finally be on you guys are on
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: like episode three hundred, I think so. I'm glad just
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: about ye finally got her got it together.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Or just today's thirty five. But you know, ten times
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: you're so hurt because we have such a close friendship
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: that it feels ten times longer than it has been.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: That's what you met.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: It is correct.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Please come back and visit us belonging.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I would love to come back and tussle
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: it out over some more hardcore trivia.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: So where can they find you and your podcast?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Please? Well, thank you for asking. The most likely place
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: to find me would be on my podcast, which is
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: called Suggested Articles, and it can be found anywhere you
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: get your podcasts. Sometimes Aaron joins us, and we also
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: have other guests. Sometimes we've had some great authors, including
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Aaron Randolph, but also also Lola Faust, author of dinosaur Erotica,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: such as Sarah Toops such.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Crush on her and oh such Tirannosaurus sext right source sext.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, so we have fun, you know. Sometimes it's just
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: me and the other guy named Jeff who spells his
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: name with one F. But we have guests. We have fun,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: and we we worship the algorithm that runs all of
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: our lives. So please join us, join our church. It's
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: really the only way to save yourself.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, All hail the algorithm.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: All Hail the algorithm.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: All right, all right, and miss Kristen, where can they
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: find us?
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: You can find us across all podcast platforms. You can
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: also reach us on all socials at onalanipod, and you
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: can also email us at onlinipod at gmail dot com.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: We would love to hear from you, I says me.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, Abby, Yes, I don't know if you know this,
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: but I need you to eat your cheesecake and get
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: out here.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, ma'am.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, Abby, that's not very nice. I known, but you
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: guys are really allowed to day and icy bank.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Abby, will be quiet?
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Well, sorry, Abby, I'm loud. I know I'm loud. I'm sorry.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: Okay. Bye, mister math teacher.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Shuster, Yes, bye, mister math teacher.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Bye bye everybody,