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HOW REVEREND GIDEON SEDUCED ME TO KOMONGAING HIM · PONDIS PODCAST

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  Speaker 1: Mko ready? Eya, leo itaweza deadly. Storyotu yi yote tunaipeleka
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  Speaker 1: Leo tuko ndani ya Nakuru County. Sub-county nipotiana me kidogo
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  Speaker 1: kidogo nicheze ndogo. Ladies and gentlemen, sub-county. Okay, nikipotiana sub-county,
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  Speaker 1: my producer naniyambe itaingiza na mtaro. Tutangiza wakarakta za mtaro. So, definitely,
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  Speaker 1: The reason why we're not giving the sub-county is because... Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Paulie Fidata. It's because I feel... We're going to make
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  Speaker 1: this character look deadly. You get it? Because I live
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  Speaker 1: in a sub-county and our story revolves around a very
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  Speaker 1: particular known subject. Little by little it will get more
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  Speaker 1: and more interesting. So allow me not to talk about
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  Speaker 1: the sub-county. But ladies and gentlemen, our story happens in
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  Speaker 1: Nakuru sub-county, Hyogai. So, in Nakuru sub-county, we have an
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  Speaker 1: amazing reverend. You guys, are you ready for this? This
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  Speaker 1: reverend is a man who is married. He is above 40-something.
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  Speaker 1: He is married. He has a family. He has very
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  Speaker 1: old kids. When I say old kids, I mean firstborns
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  Speaker 1: who are probably 20-something. He is probably older, maybe 50-something.
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  Speaker 1: a firstborn is 20-something, my bad. So, our guest is
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  Speaker 1: a very known guest in Nakuru. What is his church?
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  Speaker 1: His church is ACK, the Anglican Church of Kenya. Thank you, producer.
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  Speaker 1: Our church is ACK. ACK is Anglican Church of Kenya.
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  Speaker 1: I have told you the story of another reverend of S.E.K.
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  Speaker 1: Was it Bahati? Still in Nakuru. It's a sub-county in Nakuru.
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  Speaker 1: But here today. Come with me. Are you ready for this?
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  Speaker 1: Our reverend. Who is our producer today? You guys. Producer. Producer. Kim, Vin,
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  Speaker 1: give me the name of the reverend. So, for the
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  Speaker 1: purpose of the story today, our reverend, producer, give me
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  Speaker 1: your name. Let me call our main character of the story. Producer,
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  Speaker 1: just give me a minute. Give me a minute. Give
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  Speaker 1: me a minute. Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a minute. Give me a minute. A reverend
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  Speaker 1: in a church, an ACK church in Nakuru. So, ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, I told him, our reverend is married, he
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  Speaker 1: is there in Ndowa, Ndowa is there, you know, Ndowa
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  Speaker 1: is there, you know, actually is very respectable in the society.
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  Speaker 1: You guy. So our reverend amikuwa mtungaji for years, you guy.
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  Speaker 1: Na nimtombaye any day uta mention reputation yakem from Nakuru governors,
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  Speaker 1: wana mtambua. Nimtombaye ni marufu, deadly. But ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: here's the twist. Are you ready? Come with me. So
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  Speaker 1: twist name yanzi ya haupa, you guy. So revuetu, amazing reverend. Uh, kidogo, kidogo.
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  Speaker 1: In case you didn't know, our reverend kuna vile. Hanapenda
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  Speaker 1: kuko monga. Ha! You guys young niggas, you guys. Are
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  Speaker 1: you with me? So, that is exactly what our reverend
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  Speaker 1: is into. Nikisema hivo by now, you know, our reverend
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  Speaker 1: is attracted to both freaking genders. Are you ready with me? So,
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  Speaker 1: reverend Gideon, pale katika kanisayake, um, Ya. ACK. Whatever. Sita
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  Speaker 1: sema parish. Sita sema wherever. Wapi. Exactly. Nimtu mbae. Ame
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  Speaker 1: kula kula. Ame onja onja tuboi. Katha wakatha. Yo guy.
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  Speaker 1: Story tin ya wajia. You ready with me? So. Ame.
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  Speaker 1: Ame komonga tuboi. Pale kwa kanisa. Nini nini. Nimtu pia koloded.
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  Speaker 1: In terms of. Cash. Money. Tuki ongelele story ya. Cash money.
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  Speaker 1: Nimtu wako. Koloded.
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  Speaker 2: As.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck. Ha. Ha. Yo, he has another crazy money, yo, guy. Producer,
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about, yo, guy? He has money. So,
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  Speaker 1: if he's rich, he's rich. We're going to spoil him
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  Speaker 1: with two, three dollars, you know. Yo, I mean, he
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  Speaker 1: has a lot of money. He's even paying a couple
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  Speaker 1: of boys rents over there in Knox, yo, guy. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking you not to kill him, yo, guy, because
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to say one something that's very common, yo, guy. So, peeps, producer,
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  Speaker 1: you have me in this story. Perfecto. So, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: our Reverend Gideon, he has a particular business in Nakuru area.
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  Speaker 1: Are we together? Yo guy, so katika this particular establishment
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  Speaker 1: ama kazi yako, obviously ame employ watu wa wili wa tatu.
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  Speaker 1: So kuna kaboy ka nakamu kuomba kazi in that particular,
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  Speaker 1: sita sema ina deal na nini ita father leaning. Because
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  Speaker 1: ni kisema ina deal na nini, ni bigi nakuru so
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  Speaker 1: kidogo kidogo imta mdua, na staki kumu ingiza mutaro. Yo
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  Speaker 1: kumbuka ukitupatia story yako, what we do? We don't, uh,
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  Speaker 1: so because we don't want to, uh, because we don't
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  Speaker 1: want our reverend to get involved in this story. And
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  Speaker 1: he's a very respected person there. So definitely we burn
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  Speaker 1: a few details. So in this establishment, there's a couple
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  Speaker 1: who finished campus work. A boy very cute, very handsome.
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  Speaker 1: A boy with big feet. A boy who's 20-something. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying 20-something is the age between 21 and 22.
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  Speaker 1: He finished campus. The boy we're going to call Dan.
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  Speaker 1: For the purpose of the story, we're going to call
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  Speaker 1: him Duncan. We're going to call him Dan. Duncan is
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  Speaker 1: a raffle producer. Perfecto. Thank you. So Duncan, you guys,
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  Speaker 1: Duncan has come to ask for work normally. He finished
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  Speaker 1: campus and you know, there's a grace period when you're
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  Speaker 1: on campus. When you finish campus, you know, you have
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  Speaker 1: to work a little bit. Ladies and gentlemen, our boy Duncan.
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  Speaker 1: He was busy working there in Nakuru, obviously, and He said,
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  Speaker 1: why not, let me try and look for an opportunity
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  Speaker 1: in this particular establishment. Because we are already living in
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  Speaker 1: a free area. So, he said, you know, why not,
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  Speaker 1: let me just go to that company. I said, that
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  Speaker 1: company can get you into trouble. But either way, let
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  Speaker 1: me go and look for a job there. So, Dana
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  Speaker 1: woke up in the morning, he called Luke, obviously, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when you go for an interview, you have to maintain
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  Speaker 1: a level of, you have to call Luke, you can't
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  Speaker 1: just go to work, you have to do what you want,
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  Speaker 1: that guy. So, perfecto, Dana went over there, hello, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to drink some water, he went to ask
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  Speaker 1: for a job for this particular company. It is very
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  Speaker 1: rare to find Reverend Gideon on that particular establishment, his
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  Speaker 1: camp because he was busy. But on this particular day,
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  Speaker 1: our Reverend was there in the camp. And then he
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  Speaker 1: had meetings with the military. And right on time, ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, are you ready for this? We're ready to dance.
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  Speaker 1: He came to work. He came in the morning with
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money. Obviously, at the reception, he told
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  Speaker 1: us to cry. We don't know how to go to work.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know how to wait. You know, you know
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  Speaker 1: those old nitty gritties over there. So, when he was
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  Speaker 1: at the reception area, okay, the secretary told us to
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  Speaker 1: cry because apparently there was another meeting in Ndele Ndaniu.
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  Speaker 1: Kijana kijanaka tulio pale reception area. You guy. These are
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  Speaker 1: not good one. Nili ombia season 26. Oh season 26.
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  Speaker 1: Ina kamna ubaya deadly. Kijanami tulia tulia pale ni nini.
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  Speaker 1: And guess what? Meeting ambayo liko ni endelei kaisha. Aka mbua.
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  Speaker 1: Ata secretary aliko mbimusapia. Aka mbia leo me kamde fiti.
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  Speaker 1: Because boss ako. Kijana wetu sasa. Alikuotu anna omba. Ina
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  Speaker 1: kana omba manze. Anambia God anyo ni metamak sana. Nipotetu
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  Speaker 1: yu opportunity. Ladies and gentlemen, the meeting was over. The
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  Speaker 1: secretary told the boss that there was a boy who
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  Speaker 1: had come to the job. He could see him. The
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  Speaker 1: boss said, it's okay, no worries. He said, come. The
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  Speaker 1: boy knocked. Hello. He heard a coming. The boy came in.
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  Speaker 1: And behold, Reverend Gideon killed him. Eh, kachekiu kijana ni
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  Speaker 1: mali freaking Safia meweza deadly. Eh, rev tu kuwa mind,
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  Speaker 1: aliko na jambia, ni kipata chance, I can't go. Monga! Yeah!
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  Speaker 1: This person, you guy. But either way, kwanza mfocus na stories.
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  Speaker 1: Kie ni apa? Kijana ka ingia, ka jiyomba, ka mbia,
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  Speaker 1: ini aje, my name is Dan, ni me maliza campus,
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  Speaker 1: I was doing this on this course, yo, na nimesha graduate, yo,
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  Speaker 1: so I live here na kuru nana, minute after job,
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  Speaker 1: And if I get this opportunity, I will deliver. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what? Reverend Daniel Tukumcheki, give. Reverend Daniel fell freaking
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  Speaker 1: in love, you guy. So, you know, one thing, when
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  Speaker 1: you see your crush, definitely you'll treat them differently. Right?
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  Speaker 1: Am I right, producer? Definitely, you'll have to treat them differently.
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  Speaker 1: And that's exactly what happened. Ah, bossa ka mbia, no worries,
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  Speaker 1: tuta pitaftia pa opportunity, utanza kazi, usi jali. Yo, and
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  Speaker 1: the reason why Reverend Gideon said this, ni because he felt,
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  Speaker 1: you know, ile love at freaking first sight, aliona kaka
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  Speaker 1: boy ka meweza deadly, kajembe ulaziwa, laziwa ni mko mwange.
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  Speaker 1: Either way, peeps, story ya Reverend Gideon inelelea kwa mpigo
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: tena sana, Shout out to Ali Funley on Facebook. He
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: said hi. I want to say hi to a few
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  Speaker 1: people right now. Thank you for watching. Akafanya kazi miezi katha, okay,
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  Speaker 1: definitely boss ana kuanga busy apa kule. So, the only
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  Speaker 1: time wali ko napata na nagana boss ni either Reverend
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  Speaker 1: Gideon akikamu kwa job, kuanga level iniandelea, ama these weekly meetings. Apparently,
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  Speaker 1: they had weekly meetings, wanaomba, ziliko zina happen every Monday,
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  Speaker 1: wana kuja wanaomba, wiki naanza. So, within the week, it's
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  Speaker 1: very difficult to see Reverend Gideon. In case you're wondering,
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  Speaker 1: Reverend Gideon is the owner of this particular company, you guys. So,
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  Speaker 1: Reverend Gideon asks for a particular, I don't know, just
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  Speaker 1: within two, Reverend Gideon, as the employer, you have to
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  Speaker 1: have a number of your workers. So this particular day, Buwetudan,
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  Speaker 1: he was at home. Actually, he was at home. He
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  Speaker 1: was at work. He got a call. Definitely, the call
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  Speaker 1: came from the office above. Ladies and gentlemen, that was
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  Speaker 1: where the call came from. The call came from his boss,
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  Speaker 1: now Reverend Gideon. Gideon asked, hey, how are you, Dan?
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  Speaker 1: Dan said, I'm fine. Oh, Reva said, where did you
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  Speaker 1: say you were staying? Buweto said, I was staying before Friiria. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't go to Friiria. I was staying between Friiria
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  Speaker 1: and Friiria. I was staying at Katikati. Oh, Reva said,
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  Speaker 1: I was on this road. Watongu, in Nakuru. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to give you a lot of details, you guys,
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  Speaker 1: but Watongu Wahiro Radio, shout out to my team from
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  Speaker 1: Hiro Radio. Hiro Radio was... The reverend was somewhere here,
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  Speaker 1: in front of this church, the Deliverance Church. That's where
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  Speaker 1: Freire is. The reverend said, I came from the Deliverance
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  Speaker 1: Church to see Pastor Flani. Do you think you can come? Apparently,
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  Speaker 1: it was on a Sunday. Pastor came to see Pastor Flani.
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  Speaker 1: He said, can you come to this church? The reverend said,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay, no worries. I'll get you a cup of coffee.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was finishing laundry. Just give me a few
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  Speaker 1: minutes to call the passport. Yo, then I come see you. Okay,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: the reverend said, just take your time. Finish what you're
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: doing because I'll be here for maybe an hour or so.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: The boy said, okay. So the boy called the staff.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: He came. And he called him when he was at
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: the gate. Because he couldn't get to the gate of
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: the church. He called him and said, I'm at the gate.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: So the reverend said, just get in. You guys. These
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: are the good ones. But Trevor said. No worries. They
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: come through. You will get me. Hello. You guys. The
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: boy came in. He was winding up. He was doing
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: deliverance church in Nakuru. He came out with the boy.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: He took him to the car. He said. I don't
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: want you to leave the place. Let's go back. Abu
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Wito said. Why not? Definitely, they got into the car,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: they got up to Nakuru, who was called, I don't
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: know what he was called, take it easy, he was
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: called Freehold. I don't know what he was called, take
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: it easy, he was called Freehold. Again, they had a problem,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: in case you don't know Nakuru well, Freehold is, you
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: know Afra, they got up somewhere down,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: In quotes, we'll
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: say it's a mask of freaking Usherati yoga. The pastor
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: took the boy there. They came to him. The boy
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: asked him, Radha, who am I? He said, I'm Gideon,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and that's Rev. I said, I'm just Rev. Rev told him,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: this is my house. I feel like I don't want
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: to go out. I want to go out and chill.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: You know, freshen up and relax. The boy said, it's okay. So,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: they were sitting there. Apparently, they had supplies. They had
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: some KFC. I think the pastor had pre-ordered or he
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: had ordered our food. I don't know. But they had
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: some dish there. They were eating, eating. Yo, the pastor
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: started asking a lot of questions. Like, normal, normal. So,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: whom are you? You know, those millennials, we love asking
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: those questions. Where did you grow up? Where did you
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: go to primary school? Because up to this particular point,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: pastor and our boy Dan, I say pastor, I have
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: said in this story, I am referring to our reverend,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: they did not interact in person. You know, the only
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: interaction they had had, was with their boss, you know,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: but today they are interacting in person. The reverend started
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: telling him, you know, I am starting to work on
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: my company, and I see you have sent yourself deadly,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: and I see you are a bad person, and here
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: you are eating, and I say, ha, ha, ha, You guys,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: he said, there's a lot of companies that are coming.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: They're just using themselves deadly. You're sword working. You know,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: those normal people who are crushing you guys. You guys,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: this is a good one. This is Pondy's Podcast. In
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: case you're new here. Keep listening. You'll hear more. I'm
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: coming to big up you guys. Boya ka mbia, you know,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: lazima ni do what I do because ukipata opportunity lazima ujitume,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you know, for you to grow. Rafa ka mbia, by
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: the way, hey, unakoga mhansom, unakoga mkute, umeweza, deadly. So
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: our boy was naive at first because he thought these
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: were normal compliments, ninini. Hey, boy, nasematua, santi, apo, ninini. Hey, pasena, mbia,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: by the way, unakoga, umeweza. Yo, wo, pigya, luku, fiti. Yo, yani,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: You can get to where now pastor was flirting with
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: our boy, Dan. Yo, guys. Hey, Dan Akashangao. What the
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: fuck is happening? Ladies and freaking gentlemen, let the story continue.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Ha!
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: There is, playing on my band, there is, oh, I
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: forgot to say the name of the band, Ben Paul,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: all the way from TZ, you guys, Tanzania, TZ. I
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: miss TZ, man. First, I told him, come to this place.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: The guy was a bit skeptical, but I told him,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: you know, why not? Let me get the guy who
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: came from this place to this place. And guess what,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Reverend Gideon proceeds to Haaa! Go and
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: confess that you are Bamba. Keep sending them via our
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: WhatsApp number. Plus 254-103-006-263. And back to the question. What
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: is the number? It is 254-103-006-263. Perfect! And they will
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: be there. And the person will say, you know, I
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: don't know how. When I see you, my heart go gaga.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: You guy. Hey, boy, how are you doing? I'm telling you, man.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man. You're cute as fuck. And there's
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: a way when I look at you, man. Me from
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: day one, there's a way too. Yo, me, I'm at
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: your level. So, our boy was in a dilemma. Hey,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to blend a lot of work. Shout out
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: to all Gen Z's. That's why I love this particular
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: generation of Gen Z's. They are ready for, you know,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Nikaende Kayende, Kesi Bada, you guys. Listen, you're very, very
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: freaking on the other side. Aibo, you too, Dana, Kajambia. Eh,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: this Pasini, he's killing me. He's dying to kill me.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: You know, because Pasini, he expressed himself, he said, It's
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: just me and you. So, we can walk you to Bali. Me, definitely,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I'll take care of you. Yo, and I'll take care
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: of you. And I'll take care of you where you
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: take care of me. So, they were there in the kitchen.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Pasiya ka anza kumdara mawapaja, you guy. Ha! Pasiya ka
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: anza kumdara mawapaja. Boy wetu, apparently, boy wetu alikuwa na shorts.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Ni mambia alikuwa na do laundry. It's on a Sunday.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Kishon tuwa na inge joba. So, alikuwa na shorts. Ame come. Eh,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: pasiya na mdara mawapaja apa. So, yo pasiya me mba
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: as fuck. Pasiya me mdara mawapaja. Eh, kijagawa mwuliza Radha.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Pasiya na mumbia, chill tu. Pasiya na mkumbusha. Kuyo, arakati
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: ya kumkoresa. Pasiana mkumbusha, take care of me, I take
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: care of you, you guy. Let me get the courage.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Let me flow. You guy. Tips. Uncle ready for this.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I see boy can start to flow. Boya kachikua mkono yaki,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: yaka ikelayo pale komo paja za pasi. Kitu wanafanyiwa na
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: yana pigya reciprocation ngini moja safi, you guy. Yaka anza
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: kudara o pasi as fuck. E pasi yaliko membao ka nonsense,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: you guy. Ladies and freaking gentlemen. Ay, kidogo kidogo si
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: pasi yaka mfungua pale shots. Sena jua the shots, whatever
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I'm describing, shots zinakonga na kakamba flani. The beach shot. Producer,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: how do you call those cambers that open shots? Producer,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: you've gone to school. You're making me laugh. Okay. Normally,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: if you're used to shooting shots, especially the beach shots,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: they have a camber on the waistline. So, that camber
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: acts like a belt. Am I making sense? Perfecto. Then,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: he opens the camber. The shot becomes loose, you guy.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: He takes the shot. Little by little, the crosses start
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: to look nice. Boy, it was a mess as fuck.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: The guy slid the thingy inside the box, that guy.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: The guy started beating him like crazy. BJ, are you
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: ready for this? The guy said, flow, flow, that guy.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: He started to flow. The guy said, I'll try to
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: give you a bang like freaking BJ. The guy was
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: skeptical at first, but... That was the case of the day,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: the guy said. It flew. Hello. From class one. Washa
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: nza kukorest. Washa nza kupigya na mabije. Kisses. Eh, kidogo, kidogo.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Ngozi kanza kutoka. Woto me baki na boxers only. Ika
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: flow deadly. Mno, tena sana. Sorry, producer was just confirming
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: my mic. Kuna ka sound fulani kumali ya kanibambe. Pips! Yo, guy. Hello.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Masi eka ambia, boy, e ni aze. Because you're new
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: to this. Today you don't want to be in mourning.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Today you want to be in mourning. Ladies and gentlemen.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Get into bed. Say one word. The boy is in mourning.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Because in his mind. He knew he was in mourning.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Because he was in mourning. The boy is in mourning.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: You guy. Revelator was with Moon. Deadly. Either way.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Pimps.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: They beat one of the staff. They were freshened up again.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: They went to the bathroom. They shared the bathroom. They
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: shared the bathroom. They hugged each other. They kissed. They flowed.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: My kiss went to the producer. Yeah, that one. And
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, that is our boy Dan from Nakuru
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Nakao started communging Reverend Gideon. Part 2 of that story
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: comes up. Okay, I'm not going to update how it ended,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: but your part 2 comes here. Coming up tomorrow, you guys.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: They call me VDJ Kevo Pondis. Are you ready for this?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: You people are not ready. Yo, part of the story,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Adan Nagideon comes up tomorrow. Itaweza mnotena sana kumbuka. We
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: have introduced two new shows on the Pondis podcast. Shoya
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: kwanza ni Icek. Everything entertainment, trends, celebrity gossip, kila kitu
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: that you think. Tutongelelea. Anything trending, anything viral, it will
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: come through your design. Then, Politics 101. You guys, everything politics. Yes, unfiltered.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: It will be possible. Ladies and gentlemen, they call me V.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: DJ Kevo Pondis. A.K.A. Ulebo Uduvdo. A.K.A.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Ulebo.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Your mother saw you as a gangster. There is a machine.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Ben Paul. We are on Spreaker. And also on YouTube.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: YouTube at Pondis Hub TV. Spreaker at Pondis Podcast. Let
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: me just do a quick big up. Then we will
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: finish this design. So let me just get to my... Okay,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: we are doing something called Cross Platform Big Up. Let
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: me big up what's going to come through, you guys.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: You know how we do this thing. You guys, my producer.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Sylvia Dean. Shout out to Sylvia. Shout
• 34:41
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• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Salat Nick. Shout out to Salat Nick.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Buzz O'Connor, Kevin Etiang. There's
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: someone called Shez Mwasti. Cyril Michaudo, Patrick Muthoni, I'm seeing you.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Abdul Nakucheki Deadly. There's a woman called Sylvia Lena. Shout
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: out to Christian Divlam. Shout out to Omliti Mana. Next, again,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing you. Rogers Yukamkumbwa. Boss Boss, I'm seeing you. Gary, Gary,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: how are you doing? you guys this one a good
• 36:07
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• 36:10
  Speaker 1: deadly to all the ladies on to all the men
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: you guys this one a good one say energy in
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: you deadly it was a See you when you see me.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: VDJ Kevo Pondis is my amazing name. Season 26, episode 29.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: We'll be back before you spell it. It was a deadly.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: You can kill this thing alone. We have real authentic
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Kenyan stories. Oh my God. If you're able to like
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: admire yourself intimately and self-love. Oh my God. I would
• 36:59
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• 37:04
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• 37:08
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