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OUTRO: Keyzie On The Darts · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Cayz Cayz.
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  Speaker 2: For all your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Have you been raw Dog in it? Casey?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I was waving because I was wondering if you guys
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  Speaker 1: have the same thing i've any he's got pork in
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  Speaker 1: his throat. It's kind of always been like this, but
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  Speaker 1: it's a little bit different at the moment, and that
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  Speaker 1: is your volume. You can't turn it down. It's like
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  Speaker 1: it's down as far as it will go, but it's
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  Speaker 1: still really loud in my cans. Do you guys have
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  Speaker 1: that or does it turn down? My mind turns down.
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  Speaker 4: I can't. I can't even hear myself now, right, I
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  Speaker 4: quite like that to be.
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  Speaker 1: Mine gets to a point, but it never goes to zero.
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  Speaker 1: Never goes to zero, which kind of makes sense, right.
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  Speaker 1: You would never want to tune your sake cans right down? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Why jays?
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes my cans right down? So no, mine does go
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  Speaker 4: right down. I can't just chick. I can hear myself,
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  Speaker 4: but like an echo when it's right down.
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  Speaker 1: Good day to day, guys, Tony's back in the house.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you love that chat, a keasy Tony chat.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all good. I mean, it's just what's interesting
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  Speaker 5: with Tony chairs. I'm just interested to know how far
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  Speaker 5: me are you? Having a jacket with Tony written on
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  Speaker 5: it will go a long way? Yeah, well evidently, which
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  Speaker 5: is good. But I think we're holding back on it totally.
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  Speaker 5: Certainly a vibe that you don't like it. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 5: that's never stopped anything before. Yeah, well I changed now
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  Speaker 5: because people love it. Yeah, I know exactly. Why do
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  Speaker 5: you guys get something embroidered on your shirts?
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  Speaker 1: It's a good idea. And then I'll call you.
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  Speaker 6: Like Kevin, I don't generally buy clothing with people's names
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  Speaker 6: on it. Well you your wife buys, Well, that's right,
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  Speaker 6: and my wife buys all my clothes.
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  Speaker 1: Except for what's stitched into the collar of your shirt
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  Speaker 1: and that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, that that kind of jazz. But they're
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  Speaker 6: not showing me that's right, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Because people get confused.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I don't have a big Tony on my jacket.
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  Speaker 1: The size of the bold.
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  Speaker 6: Bold type, No, it is, it's it's cursive, it's out
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  Speaker 6: there so as you walked in the first thing when
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  Speaker 6: I when you first wore it, that's the first thing
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  Speaker 6: I saw, was this pulse saving Tony.
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  Speaker 5: Because I wore it twice before anyone even noticed it,
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  Speaker 5: right yeah, oh well, and then Moogie randomly spotted it.
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  Speaker 4: I noticed that I just didn't want to make a
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  Speaker 4: big deal of it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I was chatting to I think it was Clint
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  Speaker 5: from zid in Eastwood, where Eastwood and where I was
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  Speaker 5: having too many McLean over there at the coffee shop,
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  Speaker 5: MacLean many McLean and.
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  Speaker 4: Then geez, your name dropping all over and Clint.
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  Speaker 5: Goes Tony and then I was like, oh, cheers your
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  Speaker 5: Apparently you can't wear a jacket with Tony on it
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  Speaker 5: without the Fellers letching onto. It's like because it's a
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  Speaker 5: Lee jacket, l e E. He's like, oh yeah, watch out,
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  Speaker 5: they might start calling you Lee.
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  Speaker 7: Next Yeah yeah right you wis a yeah man, good day,
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  Speaker 7: thanks mab Yeah, good day.
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  Speaker 4: I was.
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  Speaker 6: I was telling Keysy actually yeah or a ka Tony
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  Speaker 6: that I had a real plan this morning.
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  Speaker 1: How'd you go?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Which wow? I said.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't have a great start to the day because
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  Speaker 6: my plan was immediately kicked and detached by the weather
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  Speaker 6: because she was fear old fucking pissing.
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  Speaker 4: Down and blowing a gale.
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  Speaker 6: So it was like the plan that I had not good,
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  Speaker 6: was I couldn't do it in those conditions?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure, did you when you were putting this planned?
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  Speaker 1: Good question? Were we having a look at the did
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  Speaker 1: you look at the weather? Okay planning?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 7: I did?
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  Speaker 4: Actually, don you know, it didn't. It didn't say pissing
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  Speaker 4: down And she.
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  Speaker 6: Had a little bit of light rain in the morning
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  Speaker 6: and maybe a bit heavier in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, but then you wake up and it's fucking pissing.
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  Speaker 1: Down, pissing down. The app you've got how much you're
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  Speaker 1: paying for that eighty five bucks a month exactly.
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  Speaker 5: So that's the problem is you've cheaped out. You've got
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  Speaker 5: a cheap one, we get a more expensive one.
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  Speaker 6: The thing that's pissing me off about that app is
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  Speaker 6: it just randomly changes the city for the weather, right,
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  Speaker 6: And so I'm looking at it going, oh jeez, that's
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  Speaker 6: looking a bit grim. And then and then I look
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  Speaker 6: up the top and it's for Melbourne and I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: what the on.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking Melbourne's where the WI is it gone to?
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  Speaker 6: Melbourne's Bullshit The Whacky Big Show wee days from four
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  Speaker 6: on Radio Hurraarchy.
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  Speaker 3: The Wracky Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I can tell you the next few days you
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  Speaker 1: looking pretty good. Up to twenty two degrees, Friday's twenty
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  Speaker 1: two degrees. It's looking real good. And then after that
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  Speaker 1: you've got a week of pissing down rain. Oh you're joking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: leading into your big holiday. You're off to Fijijs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: man to go snorkeling, a big snorkeling trip.
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  Speaker 5: This is funny actually because Jason's off to Fiji on
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  Speaker 5: his big holiday, even though mogis there for a week.
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  Speaker 5: There for days, yeah, Jase Man, that's a hell of
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  Speaker 5: a vacation.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Well you know, I'll tell you, fellows, I'm I'm
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  Speaker 6: fizzing about it.
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  Speaker 4: Because as you get there, I just I don't know
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  Speaker 4: what I'm going to do it. All that time you.
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  Speaker 1: Get here, you do, you do the radio show, you
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  Speaker 1: go to bed, you get up your play golf. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you go to bed, you get up your play golf,
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  Speaker 1: you go to bed. Then you're on a plane home
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  Speaker 1: and then radio show a lot keys.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I thought I should tell you, oh God, that
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  Speaker 6: I'm not planning on going to bed.
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  Speaker 4: Oh good, you're with me, You're with me?
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Well they do have a huge myth be an
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  Speaker 1: issue in Fiji, do they really?
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  Speaker 4: They do?
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  Speaker 1: Massive?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I know tom is bad. It's a great sort of
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  Speaker 1: port for the for comes down from Asia from China
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  Speaker 1: the air right and then changes ships and that sort
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  Speaker 1: of stuff down there. Interesting, So see we go. What
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  Speaker 1: do you can get on the myth? Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know there's a holiday keys.
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  Speaker 4: If there's a glass barby floating around, who am I
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  Speaker 4: not to suck on?
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  Speaker 1: It is glass Barbie? Weather? Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You staying every day? Yeah, all the curtains, look out
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  Speaker 1: for any vans that might be packed over the.
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  Speaker 6: Street while you're on your one hundred and fifty dollars
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  Speaker 6: a month weather at the magi, what is it saying
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  Speaker 6: in Fiji?
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  Speaker 1: Feels well, well, it's a little bit far out. I
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  Speaker 1: don't trust a fourteen day. I'm going to be hoy.
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  Speaker 4: Actually I keep thinking suddenly thought it was the end
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  Speaker 4: of this week.
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  Speaker 5: Also, tropical locations always just show one like emoji of
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  Speaker 5: what it's going to be like, and it always has
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  Speaker 5: rain in it because it will rain for half an hour,
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  Speaker 5: it sounds some point, and so it always looks like
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  Speaker 5: it's going to rain.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you that all of next week is
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  Speaker 1: twenty six degrees. That's about right, that's good eating, that's hot,
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  Speaker 1: Es Louis. I am going to smoke darts as well.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, congratulations. Don't do it Magie like saying that
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  Speaker 1: you know that you haven't got self control jas, but
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  Speaker 1: you know you're going to be launching into that a
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  Speaker 1: little bastards. No, man, but I think Mike you should
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  Speaker 1: do your best and you know, But at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: it's not you know, it's not up to you.
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  Speaker 6: You know I have no will power. Man, Come on,
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  Speaker 6: who are you?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, we'll see how we go. I'm just
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  Speaker 4: going to keep on the vake.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you always say that to him, but you
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  Speaker 1: always find out he can't. I still believe in him.
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  Speaker 1: I know you believe me, believe the idea of you.
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  Speaker 1: What about the reality?
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  Speaker 6: What I'm more What I'm more concerned about is Keesy
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  Speaker 6: getting on the darts, because you know what he is like.
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  Speaker 1: But the thing is Keysy can have a dart, just
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  Speaker 1: look like the sickest motherfucker on earth and then give
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  Speaker 1: it up the next day. Gross. It's just fun to
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  Speaker 1: do and it gives me nothing. Yeah, but you're been
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  Speaker 1: ahead of your denim jegted on when you're smoking darts,
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  Speaker 1: you like Matthew McConaughey half times at Ridgemont High. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it'll be hot, so I won't have anything underneath, nothing
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  Speaker 1: underneath swimming shorts going on.
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  Speaker 6: In Keysey's mind, that goes, I'm going to have a dorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pissed up.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone is leaving to have a dry yeah, and I
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  Speaker 5: have to stay here or give you one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And also when I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Steamed, anything is way he is, like, you're just doing
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  Speaker 5: something there's fire involved, and.
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  Speaker 4: Do you like it? Just quietly? A little aspect love it?
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  Speaker 6: You get sucked that, yes, smoke into your lungs and
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  Speaker 6: blow the bastard out.
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  Speaker 4: How does it feel?
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  Speaker 5: So that's the part I like, is that you're doing
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  Speaker 5: something right, you're sucking it and you're blowing it out.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I'd prefer it wasn't tobacco, if it was
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  Speaker 5: something else, like you know.
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  Speaker 1: Myth, myth.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but I don't get any kind of good
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  Speaker 5: feeling out of it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get the enjoyment.
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  Speaker 4: But that's only because he's massively steamed.
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  Speaker 1: Still get it. When I was younger and I was
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  Speaker 1: pursed up. You never you.
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  Speaker 4: Don't really get the head right.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe when we're in.
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  Speaker 5: Fiji and Jase, you're on the vape and not touching
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  Speaker 5: them because I believe in you, But Mogi, I might
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  Speaker 5: steal a dart off you.
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  Speaker 1: And well, I'll tell you what. Here's the thing. Easy,
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  Speaker 1: I can I'm allowed to take up to two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty cigarettes. I'm just checking. I'm just checking what
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  Speaker 1: I can take over there. I can take a carton
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  Speaker 1: and there's no duty on that. There is Judy Free, baby,
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  Speaker 1: it's about forty backs. So where do you get what
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  Speaker 1: end do you get those? I'd get them at the
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  Speaker 1: New Zealand end because you know in the part I
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  Speaker 1: hate this is me. I hate arriving somewhere on holiday
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  Speaker 1: and then stopping and going to Judy Free. I fucking
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  Speaker 1: hate it, right, I will never do it. I'd rather
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  Speaker 1: pay top dollar everywhere I want to get through. I
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  Speaker 1: want to get through, get the fuck out of there
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  Speaker 1: and get on my holiday. Yes, I hate stopping at
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  Speaker 1: Judy three.
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  Speaker 6: But my experience of that is that they still cost
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  Speaker 6: a fucking shipload New Zealand.
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  Speaker 1: Because Judy is text right, so all the text is gone,
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  Speaker 1: tex is gone. Yes, well it's when you're coming into
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  Speaker 1: New Zealand's Yeah, you can only buy one packet of cigarettes. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's not as not as great.
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  Speaker 6: Well that makes sense to me then, because that's yeah,
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  Speaker 6: because that's what I thought it was. You could get
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  Speaker 6: one packet.
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  Speaker 1: For wherever it's the country you're going into.
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  Speaker 3: Right, okay, Yeah, I believe in you though, Jayson, how
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  Speaker 3: good man, God, it's going to be good fellas. Do
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  Speaker 3: you days? We're going for ten days, me and you are?
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  Speaker 3: And Pugs?
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  Speaker 4: Are you taking the week off as well?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And Pugs are. And they've just found out they've got
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  Speaker 1: an extra holiday, extra week off. They don't even know
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  Speaker 1: they had it. We had it.
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  Speaker 5: They were like, man, we've got so much leap leave
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  Speaker 5: over here that we don't know what to do with
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  Speaker 5: you guys.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, found some leave underneath.
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  Speaker 5: His cat And I was like, what about Jase, he
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  Speaker 5: should get some leaving. They're like, oh nah, he's already
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  Speaker 5: using up so much of it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, well yeah, and so Pugs is going to
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  Speaker 6: be on leave as well as he.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good to cut the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: They can't be what and spam boy.
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  Speaker 1: That's such a shame.
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  Speaker 4: Geez.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty exciting guys on Tuesday. So I think at two
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  Speaker 1: thursd that year.
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  Speaker 5: And also you'll wait and maintained that I'm very excited
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  Speaker 5: for feed you, but you are ten times more excited
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  Speaker 5: and I am.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm very excited because my kid gets to go
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, and she's really excited for it. She wants
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  Speaker 1: to go snorkeling straight off the plane. She's worried about sharks.
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  Speaker 1: Well you should encourage that.
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  Speaker 6: The right thing about Fiji two is there you know
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  Speaker 6: the local people are great with kids.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they say that they.
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  Speaker 4: Really they're amazing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go and then just a week later
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  Speaker 6: you go to go back and pick them up again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, yeah, listen to the Big Show four or seven
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  Speaker 5: week days radio Hurdaki can't wait, Yes, yeah, what nothing