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The Valley Forecast: Sunny with a Chance of Shade · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Lala, are
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  Speaker 1: you excited?
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  Speaker 2: I'm very excited for us coming up. Why don't you
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  Speaker 2: share with the fans what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: The bonus episodes will now be dedicated to the Valley
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  Speaker 1: Recap YEP every Monday, Every Monday with Gigi and t
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  Speaker 1: t yep.
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  Speaker 3: Just the two of us, Just the two of us.
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  Speaker 1: We can.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: There are some some people that we know.
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  Speaker 4: There are some cast members that we do not know exactly.
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  Speaker 4: We're just kind of acquaintances.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have Britney cart Right, love her, Kristen Dodie
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  Speaker 1: love her. Luke.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know Luke very well. Like we talked about, you're
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  Speaker 3: going to go fishing.
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  Speaker 1: You know him better than I know him better than you.
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  Speaker 1: Danny and Nia acquaintances. I don't really know that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I've said hello Jason and Janet love adore though.
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  Speaker 1: Jasmine don't think I've ever met, and if I have,
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  Speaker 1: it's been in quick passing.
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  Speaker 3: I met Jasmine when we went swimming in Palm Springs.
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  Speaker 3: Other than that, I don't really know her.
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  Speaker 1: Jesse. I don't know Jesse at all. Michelle. I love
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  Speaker 1: Michelle best Michelle. Oh, Michelle, and then Zach. Honestly, don't think.
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  Speaker 3: I don't ever.
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  Speaker 1: Last time I probably saw Zach was at Britney Cartwright's
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  Speaker 1: home for probably a Super Bowl and that was years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I don't know how.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think the Valley and I know who's
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  Speaker 1: that I can't. Oh, yes, Schwartz is on it, Shorty
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  Speaker 1: Schwartzy is on it. No, I think we're gonna have one.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be really fun because you know, I've never really
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  Speaker 2: watched these But.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the other thing, knowing them, not knowing them. I'm
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  Speaker 1: giving my full two cents. They hate me. They hate me,
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  Speaker 1: even if it's my fucking sister. I will rip that
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  Speaker 1: bitch apart.
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  Speaker 3: I'll stick up for you lat.
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  Speaker 1: All right, then ended up ripping your up. Okay, just
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  Speaker 1: getting ripped up the time. We won't be the last
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  Speaker 1: the last.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, So it'll be interesting. It comes out April first.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting. Yes, So with the Valley coming up and being
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  Speaker 1: the recappers, we've.
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  Speaker 3: Got to start from season one and tune in, do we?
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  Speaker 1: I think we should just so we can get see
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  Speaker 1: because that's you saying that, did you even watch vander
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  Speaker 1: Pump Rules or have you not relieve and watched Lauren.
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  Speaker 3: I've kind of stayed out of that.
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  Speaker 1: I have. Here's the thing. I had watched things to
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  Speaker 1: be prepared on the podcast when talking about things, but
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  Speaker 1: I watch in blackout. So the fact that now that
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  Speaker 1: I have to really watch and critique and maybe I
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  Speaker 1: know you guys, here's what we're gonna be. I was
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  Speaker 1: just gonna say I might be finding a new place
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  Speaker 1: to live when we're done on this. Guys.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, Lauren, you were a bitch, because we've got to
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  Speaker 4: be like, No, I'm being honest.
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  Speaker 1: I said it. I'm being honest. I don't care. If
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  Speaker 1: there's something that I don't agree with, I will be
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  Speaker 1: speaking up about it. And if Lauren wants to attack me,
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  Speaker 1: we're going knuckles baby.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Because I've never really watched her all
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  Speaker 1: on television, and to be honest, I've never seen her
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  Speaker 1: get into arguments outside of clips. Yeah, So I am
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  Speaker 1: not like I'm nervous. Yeah, like I'm anxious about it.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm like, oh my gosh, my sister who has
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  Speaker 1: been on television for ten plus years that I've never
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  Speaker 1: really watched. I now have to dice secked every single
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  Speaker 1: part of their friendships, relationships, and you see.
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  Speaker 2: It'll it'll be fun, but it'll be stressful, it'll be interesting,
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  Speaker 2: it'll be.
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  Speaker 1: Well, me and you might be moving to Sunflower. Just
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  Speaker 1: pack your bags.
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  Speaker 3: I know that I was on when they.
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  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, let me say this. Let me
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  Speaker 1: say this, not us, since we haven't even watched it,
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  Speaker 1: and you've been on Vanner Pump. You've never seen yourself. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what are your thoughts of me? And you have been filmed?
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  Speaker 1: We know this was it cut?
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  Speaker 4: And that's my other thing is like, no, I was
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  Speaker 4: on the trailer and the only reason I knew is
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  Speaker 4: because Claudia and Janet's mom.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't think I didn't watch it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I said anything.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're just a fixture in the But now, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but what are your thoughts of you having to watch yourself?
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  Speaker 1: They didn't really.
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  Speaker 2: Film with me, so I don't think I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be on it a lot. What do you know about
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  Speaker 2: the drama on the show?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, guys, so Jack's being I think distant this season,
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  Speaker 1: going and getting self help that he needed him and
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  Speaker 1: Brittany being divorced. I'm excited to see Britney.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't think the divorce is final yet.
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  Speaker 1: He's working on it for me. For me, I am
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  Speaker 1: going to miss Jax Taylor. I think he makes great television.
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  Speaker 1: He needed self help and I think he's doing really
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  Speaker 1: well at getting that for himself right now. But I
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  Speaker 1: will miss having Jax Taylor on. And I know it's selfish,
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  Speaker 1: but I like the drama. The drama, yes, but it
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  Speaker 1: sucks personally knowing him because you see what it physically
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  Speaker 1: does outside of the show. But it is such good television, yea,
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  Speaker 1: that I will miss that. I am excited to see
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  Speaker 1: Britney go out and be single, and I'm excited to
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  Speaker 1: see her in that light because you've yeah, you've seen.
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  Speaker 3: A cute mama that she is seeing her on the
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  Speaker 3: dating scene.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so friends. Yeah, what do you think the
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  Speaker 1: viewers are going to like? Do you think they're going
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  Speaker 1: to be sad on a Jack Slest season.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're going to have some people that are,
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  Speaker 2: but I think the majority is are.
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  Speaker 3: Going to be glad that he's gone.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, which is yeah and everyone has one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the beauty of an opinion. Yeah, we're going
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  Speaker 3: to have lots of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they won't stop.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know.
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  Speaker 2: And then what about the I think there's been drama
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  Speaker 2: between Michelle and her ash Yeah yeah, but I want
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  Speaker 2: to tune in and like.
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  Speaker 1: So that's the other thing. First, I will I want
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  Speaker 1: to speak about it. And this is where I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to now do my research and start to dive in
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  Speaker 1: because I'm here. I will say I hear one side
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  Speaker 1: of stories because of the household I am in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I hear one side. I'm here to get two sides,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm here to rebuttal for everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Well we have to, yes, yeah, so they're playing films.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know what Michelle and Jesse are
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  Speaker 1: going through and what story is correct. But the story
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting right now, he's a bitch boy. Oh but
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  Speaker 1: I don't know because guess what I've been. Who knows
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  Speaker 1: if I've been the bitch boy. But like, the story's
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  Speaker 1: very off. So I want to know Jesse's side of it, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to know what's going on. But yes, I'm playing both sides.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not playing favorites. I don't I don't know any
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  Speaker 1: of them. They're not really any of they're my acquaintances.
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  Speaker 1: So here we go. Yeah, I'm going to have to research.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to research and do a whole bunch of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm excited that these these Monday bonuses have turned
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  Speaker 1: into Valley recaps with GT and GG. Let me ask,
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  Speaker 1: what are you nervous about watching the show or are
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  Speaker 1: you nervous about having watching opinions about it and having
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  Speaker 1: other people come at you for your opinions, Because that's
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  Speaker 1: where I'm afraid. I don't care about watching. I'll get
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  Speaker 1: by watching my sister and watching me whatever. I'm afraid
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  Speaker 1: about having an opinion, really dad, but by the acquaintance
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  Speaker 1: because it's like, you guys don't understand if I talk shit,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, I have to maybe see them
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  Speaker 1: in a couple hours, you know. But I'm gonna say it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be here. We I'm doing it, Feathers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it'll be fun, it'll be fun. So get ready.
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  Speaker 3: This is all a new experience for me watching the show,
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  Speaker 3: critiquing the show.
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  Speaker 1: No, this is new for both of us. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: get your notepad ready, though, I need you on point bitch.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's the thing with me, I've never really
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  Speaker 1: watched season for like Kristen Dody and like Luke or
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  Speaker 1: anything like that. I only know their relationship from them
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  Speaker 1: coming over to the house and seeing Honestly, I was
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  Speaker 1: just gonna say both of them like they however, they're cute.
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  Speaker 1: They're They're the cutest couple in the world. I I
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  Speaker 1: could not speak highly enough about Luke. I love him together,
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  Speaker 1: I really do. Yeah, And they're just like we're I
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  Speaker 1: think we just we get along and I feel like
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  Speaker 1: we're interested in the same things. But watching him and
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  Speaker 1: Kristin Yeah, and Kaya like the way that they all
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  Speaker 1: just shift and like take care of each other and
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  Speaker 1: like you take I'm going to go mingle like they
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  Speaker 1: just they worked well together, like really well together. The
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  Speaker 1: one thing I'm excited to see that we all will
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  Speaker 1: see the same is seeing it on on camera, because
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen it outside of just like the householder
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  Speaker 1: when we go to dinner things like.
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  Speaker 4: That, never hung out with Kristen's And that's the other
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  Speaker 4: thing that cameras I think open up a lot of
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  Speaker 4: like it opens your eyes to different things.
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  Speaker 1: We see them in a group of people. I'm excited
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  Speaker 1: to see them on a camera with just those two
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  Speaker 1: to see like them be the parents that I know
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  Speaker 1: that they already are. I get to see behind that
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  Speaker 1: door that you know I haven't. So I'm excited to
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  Speaker 1: see Kristen and I love that her and Lauren have
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  Speaker 1: been become friends. Yes, me too. So that's the other
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  Speaker 1: reason it's weird. I get to see them without the
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  Speaker 1: cameras on, but in big like groups. I'm excited to
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  Speaker 1: now watch it the way that we're all going to
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  Speaker 1: watch it because I never have, so this is new
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  Speaker 1: for me. I'm excited to see the camera's view of
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  Speaker 1: this relationship, to see what all of it tied like
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  Speaker 1: to go o, me.
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  Speaker 3: And Danny in their household of four under four, Like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how they do it.
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  Speaker 1: No, I forgot to breathe just hearing it.
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  Speaker 3: No, me too, me too.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't know how they do it too.
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  Speaker 3: And it's a handful.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't know how you do it. I really
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  Speaker 1: here's the thing. People have a hands on it. But
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  Speaker 1: this one right here, this one does all of it
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  Speaker 1: pretty much. But yeah, because I mean I usually just
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  Speaker 1: doing my own thing. And then Tom and Tom.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited to see Tom on the show.
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  Speaker 4: Tom I like he no, Yes, like seriously, there's just
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  Speaker 4: something about him that is just so pure here.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, like you just want to hug him, put him
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  Speaker 1: in your.
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  Speaker 3: Pocket, plant to when he came over to visit. He's
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  Speaker 3: just the cutest thing.
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  Speaker 1: Have you met his girlfriend? I am not. I have
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  Speaker 1: not either, and honestly, I'm gonna I haven't heard anything
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  Speaker 1: other than him saying it's a great relationship. I have heard.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't there an age gap? I don't know age gap.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. People were talking about that. I think
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  Speaker 1: he's forty. I think she might be in her twenties.
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  Speaker 1: So sixteen years between him, I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Dear friend that's having a baby, they're fifteen years apart.
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  Speaker 3: They're darling.
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  Speaker 1: So here's the thing. It's a number for me, number,
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  Speaker 1: and there's a number on you. I don't act to
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  Speaker 1: the age of my number. I'm sorry. I'd like to
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  Speaker 1: say that I'm excited to see Schwortzy and a girlfriend,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't think we've ever seen that on television
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  Speaker 1: in a healthy relationship. When he wasn't on vander Pump
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  Speaker 1: with somebody named Joe dating, I don't think he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to say it, but they had a thing. I'm excited,
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  Speaker 1: all I said. I'm excited to see him in an
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  Speaker 1: actual relationship he's claiming. Yeah, so that's what I'm excited for.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be fun. Yeah. So all ups from here, Lisa,
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  Speaker 1: buckle up, because we're going to get some hate from
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  Speaker 1: all angles, probably not from the listeners, just from the
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  Speaker 1: people we're shitting on, which is worse because they're closer
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  Speaker 1: to us down the street.