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Opening Day Duquey Dongers · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Well to the ninety six one his Morning Freak Show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous, Bob. I'm nervous for you me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm nervous for your safety right now in the in
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  Speaker 1: the studio. Yeah I am.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, why well, because I got pretty good vibes right now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling all right, well, yeah, I know that you're
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  Speaker 1: you're you're in a good mood. It's Friday, Yeah, feeling nice, right,
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  Speaker 1: But I just I'm worried for you though, because in
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  Speaker 1: our studio, like we're not allowed to put things on
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  Speaker 1: the wall in the studio. We have to keep it
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  Speaker 1: very much like a doctor's office and you know, no personalization.
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  Speaker 1: But me and Bob were just too immature for that,
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  Speaker 1: So we have like random things like, you know, there's
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  Speaker 1: a stuffed beaver over there, there's a Roger Wood here
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  Speaker 1: we go, cassette tape from the nineties over there, like
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  Speaker 1: up towards the ceiling, and uh, that's been it so
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  Speaker 1: for for months and months, me and Bob of randomly
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  Speaker 1: been putting our little touches in the studio slowly, slowly.
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  Speaker 1: But the other thing that happens in this studio is
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  Speaker 1: the Penguins games. Get broadcast out of the studio. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: put a Chrysala tang bobblehead above your head. Bob, watch out.
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  Speaker 1: That thing looks like it's a trap. Dude. That looks
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  Speaker 1: like chrys latang is positioned to fall on you. What
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  Speaker 1: the hell is that? That's booby trap, isn't it. That's
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  Speaker 1: a booby trap. So Bob's looking up at the lights
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  Speaker 1: right now, and there's a Chrysala tang bobble hat up
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  Speaker 1: there that just got put up there. That's dangerous right there.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody trying to set a trap. That's I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: right under you. That can fall and take me out there,
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  Speaker 1: right above you. That's what I'm saying. My gosh, like
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  Speaker 1: somebody bumps the wall here or something, something hits the
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  Speaker 1: light and then all of a sudden, Chrysala Tang's falling
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  Speaker 1: from the ceiling, gonna impale you. Oh, Edgar Snyder in associates,
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  Speaker 1: I've been set up. I'm believing it. I'm believing. Let's hope,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you want to put up there, Okay, somebody
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  Speaker 1: set this trap. It looks unsafe, and nobody, none of
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  Speaker 1: the higher ups have moved it on the way, So
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  Speaker 1: it's the trap at this point. Okay, I thought you
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  Speaker 1: were gonna be angry that somebody booby trapped the crystal
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  Speaker 1: tank bobble had to fall on your head. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's concerning, it is, It is concerning. There there might
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  Speaker 1: be I've been throwing people's pens away around here, that
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  Speaker 1: there might be pen revenge going on. You're in a
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  Speaker 1: battle with the pens people. The penguins people leave their
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  Speaker 1: pens all over the desk, and I'm coming here and
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  Speaker 1: I just throw them away one by one. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: let's go pens, dude. The penguins people should bring the pens. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: if you say so, I'm just they said the tang trap.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to warn you, dude. It feels like a
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  Speaker 1: booby trap that the crystal tang bobblehead is up near.
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  Speaker 1: My God, one false move and it's gonna fall on
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  Speaker 1: you and impale you. Hey, Aunt Kaka sent us a
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  Speaker 1: message last night when she was watching the pit. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get to that coming up next here on the Kiss
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  Speaker 1: Morning Freak Show. All so, we got your cashing tickets
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  Speaker 1: around eight thirty and it's our uh, it's our last
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  Speaker 1: show before Easter.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: Got to do the biggest power ranking ever in the
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  Speaker 1: history of the show. Top five Easter candies of all
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  Speaker 1: time coming out, Hey, that could be anything eight five.
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  Speaker 1: It's my Kimball Kiss. The brand new episode last night
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  Speaker 1: of The Pit on HBO Max. Of course, the show
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  Speaker 1: that has so many Pittsburgh references, so many explosions in it.
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  Speaker 1: There are a few Pittsburgh references on the show last night,
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  Speaker 1: but the one that made me point at the screen
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  Speaker 1: because when they say Pittsburgh now it's it's cool, but
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  Speaker 1: it's not like they said Burgatory yesterday though, Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: looking at me. Burgatory out of nowhere. Yeah, Burgatory was mentioned,
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  Speaker 1: of course, very popular Burger Shake place around here. Burgatory,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, has been, you know, supporting our show
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  Speaker 1: and our yearly stuff of Us toy Drive campaign that
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  Speaker 1: we do love Burgatory, Mikey and Bob Snickerdoodle shake. It
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  Speaker 1: is the stuff about snicker Doodle. It was really cool
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  Speaker 1: to see Burgatory get mentioned last night on The Pit.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if Burgatory knew, Like, do they know they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get mentioned on one of the biggest shows on
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  Speaker 1: streaming right now? Like do they have to sign something
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  Speaker 1: or they ticked off? Yeah, I want to know, did
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  Speaker 1: the Burgatory know they were gonna get mentioned or is
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  Speaker 1: everybody that you know works and owned the Burgatory and
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  Speaker 1: everything just like texting each other like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: we just got mentioned on the pit, Like do you
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  Speaker 1: know what's coming? Or is it a surprise? Either way? Though,
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  Speaker 1: one of our favorite listeners, she called herself Aunt Kaca.
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  Speaker 1: She was watching the pit yesterday talkback messages brought to
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  Speaker 1: us by One Team Media. Let's check in with Coca
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  Speaker 1: here boy, it's Aunt Kka.
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  Speaker 4: They dropped Burgatory a chicken sandwich ye from Burgatory?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you? Kaka, yeah Kaka. His birthday was January first,
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  Speaker 1: it's now April. Thank you. It was pretty cool to
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  Speaker 1: see the Burgatory mention on the pit. Hey. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: I think there's two episodes left in the season. I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was only one, but I watched the credits.
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  Speaker 1: You watch credits, and only two episodes left. I thought
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  Speaker 1: there was only one left too, and me too. There's
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  Speaker 1: this shift is over though, and like the night Shift's
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  Speaker 1: coming in. There's some stuff about to go down outside
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  Speaker 1: the hospital. I think, Man, I like that show, like
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  Speaker 1: I don't want it to be off now for a
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  Speaker 1: year or whatever it's going to be to film a
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  Speaker 1: new theater. Yeah, I know it's not gonna be fun
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  Speaker 1: when we don't have any pit to watch and we
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  Speaker 1: don't have a show that we can go nuts over.
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  Speaker 1: Priceberg references. That's what it is, something to look forward
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  Speaker 1: to every weekend. With the state of the world, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you need something to look forward to every week. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we're looking forward to the Bucos home opener today though,
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  Speaker 1: And man, the Pirates did something yesterday, well not officially,
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  Speaker 1: but my gosh. Connor Griffin is coming up. He is
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  Speaker 1: making his major league debut today for the home opener.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you I got I got Bucco Tingles. I told
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  Speaker 1: myself I was not gonna get excited. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: worth it. I'm excited. I think it's worth all right.
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  Speaker 1: We will uh, we will tell you all about the
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  Speaker 1: home opener and also the parking mess. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: down there today. Coming up next, also catching tickets around
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  Speaker 1: eight thirty it's Miking Bob the Mike and Bob Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: It is Pittsburgh Pirates home opener. Day to day, Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 1: We got a little hope, right, there's it. There's a slim, slim,
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  Speaker 1: little glamor of hope. This year, I feel like, can
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  Speaker 1: we say that every year? Maybe the player intro today,
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  Speaker 1: oh Man Electric, when Connor gets announced, Who buddy, It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be the loudest in years. No, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: the loudest in skeens two years. Whatever it's it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 1: It's mikey Abob the Kiss Morning Freak Show home opener
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  Speaker 1: for the Buckos today, they're taking on the Baltimore Orioles.
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  Speaker 1: There is already plenty of road closures and lots of
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  Speaker 1: parking spaces that are gone for the NFL Draft. Goldlot
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  Speaker 1: Want will be closed West General Robinson Street, Art Rooney
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  Speaker 1: Ad Scotland Ab near the stadium closed for the home opener.
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  Speaker 1: Alco parking lots open at noon, but Pirates, of course,
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  Speaker 1: are encouraging people to arrive as early as possible, take
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  Speaker 1: public transportation, ride share if you can. Gates will open
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  Speaker 1: at two pregame ceremonies three p thirty five. It is
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  Speaker 1: Jason Kendall and Brian Giles throwing out the ceremonial first
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  Speaker 1: pitch as part of PNC Park's twenty fifth anniversary celebration.
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  Speaker 1: But man, the big news for the Pirates. We have
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  Speaker 1: like Paul Sken's level of hype going on right now.
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  Speaker 1: Pirates have the number one prospect in baseball. This this kid,
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  Speaker 1: I say, because he's still a teenager. He's nineteen years old.
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  Speaker 1: He play shortstop. Connor Griffin supposed to be a generational talent. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Not only did the Pirates call him up and say,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, let's get ultimate buzz for the home opener.
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  Speaker 1: Let's call this kid up right now. Now that's different
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  Speaker 1: from what the Pirates usually do, because usually they would
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  Speaker 1: be like, let's keep this kid in the minors, so
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  Speaker 1: he has to play down here for a couple of years,
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  Speaker 1: so we can keep him longer because he's not playing
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  Speaker 1: major league base And then even when you bring him up,
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  Speaker 1: you get the jokes of just like, oh, he'll be
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  Speaker 1: a Yankee in a couple of years, just like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: h Now, according to ESPN's Buster Only, the Pirates are
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  Speaker 1: finalizing a nine year, one hundred and forty million dollar
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  Speaker 1: extension with Connor Griffin. Hey, listen, we rip on Bob
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  Speaker 1: Nutting all the time, We rip on the organization all
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  Speaker 1: the time. This is what you do not bad. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: they did it. This is what you need to do
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  Speaker 1: if you ever want if we ever want Buctober back,
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  Speaker 1: this is what you need to do. You need to
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  Speaker 1: take a generational nineteen year old player like this and say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: everybody's saying you can't miss. How about we give you
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  Speaker 1: a little over fifteen million dollars a year for the
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  Speaker 1: next nine years. Walk him down. Still got schemes around, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well other young pitching, Hey, sign no negative crap, don't
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  Speaker 1: give me that. Try done this with schemes too, because
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna cost half a billion dollars to keep around
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  Speaker 1: if he keeps pitching like he's pitching. Signed a couple
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  Speaker 1: free agents. Man, Even when schemes came up a couple
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  Speaker 1: of years ago, there was schemes hype, but there wasn't
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  Speaker 1: like just like, oh, yeah, this team is ready. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Maybe we surprise surprise some people.
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  Speaker 1: But the most encouraging thing for the Pittsburgh Pirates is
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  Speaker 1: that they're signing this kid to a long term deal.
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  Speaker 1: He is like the first teenager to play in the
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  Speaker 1: majors since Juan Soto in twenty eighteen. It's been eight years, right,
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  Speaker 1: since we've seen a teenager make his debut in the majors.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what Connor Griffin will do today. I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you he's gonna get a schemes like ovation when he
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  Speaker 1: is announced today. Not because he's just a kid and
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  Speaker 1: he's great, It's because he with whoever else is gonna
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  Speaker 1: stick around, is the future of the Pittsburgh Pirates franch
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  Speaker 1: How many how many sure he's in Jersey's are they
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  Speaker 1: gonna sell today? Like unbelievable? Pr move Like you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: make some of that contract money up today or at
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  Speaker 1: least in the first couple of weeks. Here, we always
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: tell you don't buy Pirates jerseys unless it's like Clemente
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  Speaker 1: or McCutcheon, because anybody's gonna get traded nine years nine years.
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  Speaker 1: Schens is safe. Skeens is a safe one just because
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: he's a cy Young Award winner. He's always been. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, Connor Griffin, Jersey, it's safe
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  Speaker 1: to buy, safe to buy. He's gonna get traded in
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  Speaker 1: a couple of years. I don't do that, all right. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: let's go bucks today. Man, we got hope today. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: hope is all you need and we got a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of Pittsburgh Pirates hope today, kad. It feels like
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: for about a week on the show now, people have
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: been trying to name our Mikey and Bob fandom, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift has her Swifties and we had a
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: list of names that were given to us and uh,
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  Speaker 1: we're still trying to figure out. Maybe you all figure
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  Speaker 1: this out what to call yourselves. It's the Kiss Morning
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  Speaker 1: Freak Show, Mikey and Bob. Let's get to this talkback
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  Speaker 6: This messages for Mills on the Mount. Thank you for
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  Speaker 6: offering to compile all of our fandom name suggestions. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I have my full list typed out to love you know,
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  Speaker 6: if you need me to send that to Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 6: gonna preemptively put in my vote for the stuff abt Army.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we're not calling our listeners the stuff about Army
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  Speaker 1: Like this seems hard to rally people around. Now, hold
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  Speaker 1: on this. This is how we decide this. Would you
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: put that on a T shirt? And the answer to
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  Speaker 1: that is no? Yeah, the answer is now the answer
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  Speaker 1: is no to that. So that's maybe that's the the
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  Speaker 1: bar there. Would you put this on a T shirt
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  Speaker 1: and wear it around the stuff a butt army? I
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  Speaker 1: don't think there's many people that will probably display wandering
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  Speaker 1: through a Walmart on a Saturday or think stuff a
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  Speaker 1: bus are army? Snap, Yeah, to.
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  Speaker 7: Be our name.
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  Speaker 6: I think that might be my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 6: Or the butt stuffers, I think that's a great.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, both of your suggestions. I'm gonna x him
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  Speaker 1: right now because nobody's gonna wear like a shirt with
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  Speaker 1: our Mikey and Bob logo and then it just says
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  Speaker 1: I'm a butt stuffer on the back. See this is
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  Speaker 1: you gotta take these things out right. Let's get to
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  Speaker 8: Here Sahore and the Coveredina Ball Arena. It's your Penela's
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  Speaker 8: county ins. AJ just listening to today's podcast, and I'd
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  Speaker 8: like to submit an official vote for the Mikey and
• 13:01
  Speaker 8: Bob fan base name to be Mobies and Boobies because
• 13:06
  Speaker 8: I believe that is an al timer name in show history.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, again, are you gonna wear a shirt that's movies
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  Speaker 1: and Boobies? Isn't bad? Right, but it's better than the
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  Speaker 1: box stuffers, Okay, movies and boobies with a fun logo
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: of some kind, some fun, happy logo. We're getting closer. Now,
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  Speaker 1: We're getting closer. Now we're starting to sniff out a
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  Speaker 1: name to call all of our listeners. All right. You
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  Speaker 1: can always send us talkback messages through the free iHeartRadio
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  Speaker 1: app if you have any suggestions. Coming up next for
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  Speaker 1: today in Freak Show History, Bob, since this is our
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  Speaker 1: final show before Easter, I got an Easter throwback for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: There's this lady who used to call our show all
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  Speaker 1: the time named Helen from Mount Washington. Hellen, treat you
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  Speaker 1: know what Easter? You know what I'm talking about, right,
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  Speaker 1: Easter eggs, Easter Bunny, and the Pittsburgh Penguins. Dude. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get to a great, great call from Helen from
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  Speaker 1: Mount Washington for Easter. Coming up for today in Freak
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  Speaker 1: Show History. Next on the show This is Key Lottie
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  Speaker 1: folded this new music Friday. Here on ninety six to
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  Speaker 1: one Kiss and the Free iHeartRadio App, we will premiere
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  Speaker 1: the brand new song from One Republic called I Need
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Your Love. Coming up next here on the Kiss Morning
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Freak Show, It is Mikey and Bob. Did you see
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: the big change the PNC park The bowser blasts, you
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  Speaker 1: know that's staring right field, that keeps track of how
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: many home runs the Pirates hit at home has now
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: been changed to sheets shots. Nope shots. Now it needed
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  Speaker 1: to be. It needed to be something that started with
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  Speaker 1: a D. You know why because I want du cane
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  Speaker 1: light dog shots. That's what I want, you know, cane doers. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: how great would it be if every time a Pirate
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  Speaker 1: hit a home run you had to change the du
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  Speaker 1: cane light dollars? Oh my god, that's what it should
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  Speaker 1: have been, right, It should have been du cane dongers.
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  Speaker 1: She shots. Okay, all right, yeah we got Connor Griffin
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  Speaker 1: and Paul Skins. Should not be worried about little things
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  Speaker 1: like this. Okay, it is what it is. Keep it moving.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: It is right around seven o'clock. Time for us to
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  Speaker 1: take you back to a moment the show that made
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  Speaker 1: us laugh, made us smile. It is good Friday today,
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  Speaker 1: it is Easter on Sunday. So let's take you back
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  Speaker 1: to a wonderful Easter call in moment that we had
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  Speaker 1: with one of our favorite all time callers. We haven't
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  Speaker 1: heard from her and quite some time, but we know
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  Speaker 1: she's still out there listening. And Helen from Mount Washington,
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  Speaker 1: let's get to this. Here we go today. It's an
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  Speaker 1: Easter call from Helen from Mount Washington. Easter Mike, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: happy Easter to you too.
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  Speaker 5: He much said the same thing the Big Bob from me.
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  Speaker 1: Where does the Easter bunny hide the Easter eggs studio?
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  Speaker 1: Oh he did?
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  Speaker 2: Huh studios.
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  Speaker 3: Ya.
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  Speaker 1: Let me do a little Easter egg hunt myself. Here
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  Speaker 1: you are, hippity hoppy.
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  Speaker 5: Easter is on its way, Helen.
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  Speaker 1: If you saw Sidney Crosby on Easter Sunday in an
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  Speaker 1: Easter Bunny costume, what do you think you would say
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  Speaker 1: to Sydney the Easter Bunny.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you're the best player ever besides milliam.
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  Speaker 1: On you would you sing Sidney Crosby the Easter Bunny
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  Speaker 1: on the Easter.
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  Speaker 2: Songs The Hampany East, honest lampy is BENI it Contina
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  Speaker 2: cutting down happen on the Bunny dre Anthony Companys onage Way.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Gino, Gino, Gino, Gino's in the bunny suit. Oh
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  Speaker 1: he is uhh sing for Gina, you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, who are some of them seeing a bunny suit? Huh,
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  Speaker 5: Mark Andre, Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: He's in a bunny suit. Go oh boy, I'm Mark
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  Speaker 1: Andre Florri. I love you your kus nice bunny.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Helen, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Mario's in the bunny suit.
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  Speaker 5: Maria, Oh you got gorgeous here, Mario gorgeous and he
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  Speaker 5: was a sand dance stick squire.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Eastern Penguins, Happy.
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  Speaker 2: East Penguins, Dan Meria mano a right hold you there'.
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  Speaker 1: She is Helen from ut Washington, Happy Eastern Penguins and
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  Speaker 1: Happy Easter. Mariommeoart Radio World premiere. Remember the college freshman
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  Speaker 1: that sent us a message earlier this week. She had
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  Speaker 1: like a microbiology exam that she was she was nervous about,
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  Speaker 1: and she wanted to hear the Bob laugh track. It's
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  Speaker 1: just like a minute of Bob's greatest laughs of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Guys. Oh you micro biology exam d you did it?
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  Speaker 1: Bam uh. The NFL announced it's going to be some
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  Speaker 1: performers in Pittsburgh for the Draft here in a couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks, no surprise. One of them is Wiz Khalifa.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta have Whiz part of it. They're going, they're going
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  Speaker 1: in there, They're going fully in there on the crew. Well,
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  Speaker 1: Whiz Khalifa is just I mean, yeah, world wide artists,
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  Speaker 1: yeah right right right. Brett Michaels, oh boy, eat, ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing but a good time. Brett Michaels, you know, lead
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  Speaker 1: singer of the band Poison It. Basically can play, he
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  Speaker 1: can listen, he can play star Lake and Jurgles whenever
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  Speaker 1: he wants. These guys are getting the main stage at
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  Speaker 1: the Draft, like they're in front of hundreds of you know,
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  Speaker 1: huge huge crowd, Yes, a huge crowd at home watching, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: huge crowd watching around the world. Basically Khalifa and Brett Michaels.
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  Speaker 1: That'll be on Friday rounds two and three five point
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  Speaker 1: fifteen pm. And then Cain Brown, of course, huge country artist,
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  Speaker 1: no ties to Pittsburgh, though he ain't from here or
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  Speaker 1: anything like that. They're like, all right, Pittsburgh artists, who
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  Speaker 1: do we got? Where's Khalifa boom? Easy? Get that one,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Anybody else in Pittsburgh, Well, I mean, like
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  Speaker 1: Brett Michaels from Butler him close enough, anybody else. I
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  Speaker 1: think we're done here, all right. Get Kane Brown whis
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  Speaker 1: khalif Is said in a statement, coming home to Pittsburgh
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  Speaker 1: for the draft is pretty special. This city raised me,
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  Speaker 1: and the energy here is different. Being back with the
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  Speaker 1: fans and representing the city in a moment like this
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  Speaker 1: just feels right. Hey, Brett Michaels needs to channel that
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  Speaker 1: early nineties Brett Michaels, like he needs to have the
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  Speaker 1: show of his life because I'm just thinking of like
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  Speaker 1: a you know, Brett Michaels gets the pass here, he's awesome. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: he one of us. But like the internet, yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: the rest of the world watching at home, like you're
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  Speaker 1: worried about the Brett Michaels reception that somebody might be like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just not looking for Brett Michael Flanders. Well I'm okay.
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  Speaker 1: So you're you're getting ahead of it already, saying hey, listen,
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  Speaker 1: this guy might have been an eighties rocker right that
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  Speaker 1: your kids might not even know who he is. He's
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  Speaker 1: one of us. Listen, he's from Butler and he rocks.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta let him. You gotta let him rip it
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  Speaker 1: off because if he hits a rough note up there,
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  Speaker 1: the Internet's gonna ride him alive. Right, there's a big
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  Speaker 1: spotlight on this. Everybody's got everybody's got to nail their
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  Speaker 1: performances or the Internet will eat them alive. You're right, Bob.
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  Speaker 1: So it's gonna be standing room only on a first come,
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  Speaker 1: first serve basis. It's gonna take place at the Draft
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  Speaker 1: Theater that'll be next to Akrosher. So this will just
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  Speaker 1: be anybody can go. Anybody can watch whis Kalif, Brett, Michaels,
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  Speaker 1: Caane Brown. That is gonna be the Friday Night showcase
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  Speaker 1: rounds two and three. That whole draft there, he's going
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  Speaker 1: up fast. I saw our body beh photography on Instagram. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's been doing like drone videos every day. They're building
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  Speaker 1: out that whole like Draft theater stage. It's going up
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  Speaker 1: real quick. Yeah, they don't mess around, dude. They've put
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  Speaker 1: up did you see the cell towers? Going to Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I saw that. So everybody has good reception. Hopefully for
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  Speaker 1: the NFL Draft, there's gonna be hundreds of thousands of
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  Speaker 1: people downtown. Cell service might be an issue. Nope, let's
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  Speaker 1: put up some cell towers to make sure everybody's got
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  Speaker 1: cell service. It's obviously gonna be a big deal. A
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  Speaker 1: couple couple weeks away now from the NFL today, though,
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  Speaker 1: gotta get through the Pirates home opener. Uh, somebody wants
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  Speaker 1: to somebody's mad at me. How I was talking about
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  Speaker 1: the Pirates victory cone, the celebration cone yesterday, the traffic cone.
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  Speaker 1: Freak Show. Bucko's home opener against Baltimore today, Uh four
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  Speaker 1: one two art for that. The big thing with the Pirates,
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  Speaker 1: Connor Griffin, the number one prospect in baseball, has been
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  Speaker 1: called up. He's making his major league debut at the
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  Speaker 1: Pirates home opener, and he has already reportedly signed a
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  Speaker 1: a little over fifteen million dollars a year. He has
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  Speaker 1: not even played in the major leagues yet, and he
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  Speaker 1: is a teenager. Pirates didn't do this with Paul Skeins.
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  Speaker 1: They probably should have, but it's incredible this guy's getting
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  Speaker 1: this big deal and he hasn't even played. He hasn't
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  Speaker 1: seen a major league pitch yet. Yeah. I read that.
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  Speaker 1: The reason why it's not like they haven't done the
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  Speaker 1: first round pick. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that too. It's
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  Speaker 1: smart the way they're doing it, so it's not like
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  Speaker 1: it's probably agreed upon the deal. I'm guessing yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: just they can't sign it for a little bit here,
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  Speaker 1: maybe after the first game whenever it is. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: think that's what it is, something like that. Are the
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  Speaker 1: Pirates doing the right things? Like it's seems like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but a couple of years ago, if we would have
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  Speaker 1: done that to schemes, I got a first. They blew
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  Speaker 1: it on the schemes one, all right, but they learned though,
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  Speaker 1: they learned. Listen, it's a little it's it's exciting, and
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  Speaker 1: they have a traffic cone. They have a celebratory traffic cone.
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  Speaker 1: Again the backstory fanatics screwed up with this pirate shirt
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  Speaker 1: that said raise the cone instead of you know, or
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  Speaker 1: hoist the cone instead of hoist the colors. And then
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  Speaker 1: my old thing yesterday was it's a Cincinnati traffic cone.
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  Speaker 1: Why why don't we have a Pittsburgh traffic cone. Plenty
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  Speaker 1: of traffic and construction going on down around the stadiums.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody give the boys a insert traffic cone. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: Ye, gotta be in on the cone. I know it's
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  Speaker 1: it and on the cone. If we start stealing other
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  Speaker 1: cities cones, that's what we need to do. I don't
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  Speaker 1: Boys need cones. Start selling cones. Yeah, it's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 4: Hey guys, I'm listening to yesterday's podcast about the guy
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  Speaker 4: that got a dui on a horse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a guy we were talking about yesterday
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  Speaker 1: in the show. I think it was down in Kentucky. Right,
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  Speaker 1: you got a do i on the horse. He had
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  Speaker 1: the horse take him to liquor store and then the
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  Speaker 1: bagfull liquor like tied to the horse's saddle. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why we need to talk about that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, that's in Kentucky. But did you know that
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  Speaker 1: in Mercer County you can't get a dui on a horse? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: look it up. I don't know if I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to be the one to confirm this. All right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we can't. We can't be reckless. Here. Tell people in
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  Speaker 1: Mercer County, hey, you can drug ride on a horse
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  Speaker 1: if you want to. Hold let's get to it.
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  Speaker 4: There was a case that happened and the defense attorney
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  Speaker 4: argued that because the horse has its own will and brain,
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  Speaker 4: that it doesn't count as a vehicle and the person
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  Speaker 4: that's riding it isn't in control.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, hold on one second. There was there
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  Speaker 1: was a court case in Mercer County that said horse
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  Speaker 1: du wise are legal. I don't know if this seems reckless.
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  Speaker 1: Did we find a loophole here? This seems reckless Mercer County,
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  Speaker 1: This seems rackless. Is this guy's attorney in Kentucky gonna
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  Speaker 1: cite a Mercer County story and be like, sorry, this happened,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't it? The UI up near Pittsburgh and Mercer County. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: the horse don't know what's going on. The horse can
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  Speaker 1: run off if it wants to. The human riding the
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  Speaker 1: horse really isn't in control, you know, mind of its own.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like a vehicle. It's not like a car.
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  Speaker 1: A car's not gonna do what it wants to do.
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  Speaker 1: You know, A horse though it might, right might.
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  Speaker 4: So you can ride a horse drunk in Mercer County.
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  Speaker 1: I don't charge for I don't know about that. This
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  Speaker 1: also seems like something that might have been passed down
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  Speaker 1: from uncle to uncle in Mercer County too. You know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is all alleged. Leka, your drunk uncle tells you like, hey,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: you can't get why on a horse? Maybe there was
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  Speaker 1: an actual court case of it, but all right, the
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  Speaker 1: horse got mind of a phone. Okay, how the hell
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: do we even look this up? That's not it. I'm
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: just gonna say. We can't confirm or deny. I just
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  Speaker 1: want to I don't want to be responsible for somebody. Okay,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: drunk driving a horse this weekend. Get a little excited
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  Speaker 1: about Bucco's opening weekend at home. Whip your horse out
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  Speaker 1: next thing, you know. Rye, nay, nay, I'm getting pulled
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  Speaker 1: over by the cops. I thought we could ride horse
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  Speaker 1: is drunk in Mercer County again. Can't confirm or deny that.
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  Speaker 1: we'll get to that coming up next, So we gott
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  Speaker 1: catch your tickets around eight thirty. It's Mike, You and
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Bob Twist. Just something magical about home opener day. I
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: don't know what it is like. You cannot like the owner,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: you can have all your issues with the team. There's
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: just something electric about the home opener. Man eighty degrees too,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: oh my, you know, like you know it's gonna be
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: a good crowd. Yeah. The vibes are, you know, immaculate.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like we have a completely trash team
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: this year. They're doing the right thing by signing this teenager,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Connor Griffin, to a long term deal. It looks like
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: before even plays a game, it was a long cold
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: winner and it was we all got hope and it's
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: gonna be eighty today with baseball. Oh my gosh, man,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: usually home opener stinks like weather wise. Yeah, there's been
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: snow flason like thirty degrees. Like I don't know if
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I've had a good home opener experience where the weather's
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: been like so beautiful. But yeah, we might hit it
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: today with with eighty degrees Mikey, Bob the Kiss Morning
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Freak Show home opener of course, first pitch at four one, two,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: four twelve today. Also, they replaced the bowser blasts in
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: right field for when a pirate hits home run at
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: PNC Park. It's called sheets shots now, but we don't
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: think that should be the name either. Let's get to
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: this talkback message brought to us by One Team.
• 37:34
  Speaker 12: Media in Mikey and Bob. This is Billy for Mount Pleasant.
• 37:37
  Speaker 12: I was calling in about the du Cane light dongers comment. Yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 12: if they were named it that you could have shortened
• 37:44
  Speaker 12: it to Dukie Dongers and also happy birthday, Bob.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, thanks man, I like it. Dukie Dongers, dukey dog.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Do you imagine Greg Brown all fired up yelling Dukie
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: dong Oh man, listen. Have du Cane Light and Duquine
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  Speaker 1: University co sponsor it so you can get more funds
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: out of it, Eh, Claire, the deck cannon ball coming,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: It's another Dookie Donger. I don't know if that's gonna
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's gonna work. You know what.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: I also love hearing on an opening day. Our buddy
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Tim Tobacco, who was the uh was the voice of
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: PNC Park for basically, you know, the first years of it,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: and I think he recently retired, but he still works,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: you know, here and there and everything. He was the
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: voice of the baseball gods that would introduce people as
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: they came to the plate and yeah, made all the
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: in house announcements. Yes, just a magical voice. We had
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: him make some announcements for us before. This just feels
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: very pirate.
• 38:48
  Speaker 9: Like, Ladies and gentlemen, It's time for the ninety six
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  Speaker 9: to one Kiss Morning Freak Show with Mikey and Big
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: Bob best friends on the radio and best friends in
• 38:57
  Speaker 9: real life.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I love that voice. That voice just sounds like baseball.
• 39:02
  Speaker 9: Right there, Ladies and gentlemen, please remember to be nice
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: to your best friend today.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: A message from Mikey and Big Bob.
• 39:09
  Speaker 9: Best friends on the radio and best friends in real life.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: And you know what, we don't use this one enough
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: because whenever Bob goes to the bathroom.
• 39:17
  Speaker 9: Can I have your attention please? Big Bob is not
• 39:20
  Speaker 9: in the studio, he's in the bathroom. But we'll be
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: back momentarily. Thank you.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Shut out to our guy, Tim Tobacco. Man, you know what,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: they should put it throughout our building when I entered
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: the bathroom zone. They honestly should. It should keep people
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: away from going in the bathroom because you do have
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: a couple of toilet kills under your belt at this point.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Now let's get I don't know if I do we
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: need to hear Rick? Yeah, yeah, okay, home opener. Are
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: you going down the list of pirates things that we
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: need to do? Rick? This is Rinny Rick is Rick
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  Speaker 1: from the North Side. Not only did he make a
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  Speaker 1: pirate song, but we also talk to him about it
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  Speaker 1: after you're fans and we've fucked a lot of pain
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: up this game, but.
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: The play off was a shame.
• 40:02
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, Rick, And now they're back and with those
• 40:06
  Speaker 13: plans to go because when they play every day they
• 40:11
  Speaker 13: get a little stronger, making plans to stay on top longer.
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  Speaker 1: And Black and Gold, this is what we beat. And
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: if you're with me, you believe. Wowe, Now that's a winner.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: And if you got one, you can raise it. It's
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: way too early in the season to be at this point.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: It's way too early to be at this at this
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: point the season. And Rick going in that is Rick
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: from the North Side. Pirates Posse was his new Pirates
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: song and video. Now hold on. Word must have gotten
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: to him because Rick's on the phone right now.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: Rick, I'm glad you liked it, dude.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: It's for the people.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: It's for it's for the people. It's for the Bucco people.
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  Speaker 7: Hawk, I'm a tremendous pirate and there was no intention whatsoever.
• 41:02
  Speaker 7: I'm doing it, and I tell everybody, I swear it
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: was heaven sent. I was sitting at home one day
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: and a beat come to me and I had it
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: all written down in about ten minutes.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: It was just heaven sent. In ten minutes. Huh.
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: Well, as soon as I wrote it down, I was
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: the first thing I did was copyrighted.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Got to these words.
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, they're pretty powerful.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I agree, Rick, I agree. Hey, well, bless you man.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Thanks for making the song and the video. You did
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: a great job and we hope this is the first
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: of many hits from Rick from the North Side Pirate
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: posse Man.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: You got it by thanks for your time.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show Mikey and Bob.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Some clouds this morning, some rain in the area that
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: all moves out later though. Heist today around eighty degrees.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: For your Pirates home opener, it is time to check
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: in with Pittsburgh Police Scanner account pop. This is a
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: couple people who again will just listen to the Pittsburgh
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Police Scanner. They post when they hear sort of something
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: weird going on. They have whole website pgh dash scanner
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: dot com and they just like to share what is
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: happening in and around our city. East Liberty, laramarav caller
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: says there's a guy in a parking lot selling food,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: playing music and generally enhancing the experience of those around him,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: and the caller doesn't like it. Listen, leave this person alone.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Who cares. God, there's enough bad going on in the world.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Somebody's spreading joy. Let them. I bet you that's good
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: ass food too. I love street food, man. Something tells me,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: if you have a crowd around you big enough where
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: somebody calls the cops trying to buy your food, you
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: got good stuff. You got something going on. Listen. I
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: think me and you have iron stomach though, because we
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: used to eat the hot dog cart outside of H
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: two O with the stript district like twenty years ago.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: It conditioned our body for anything. If you remember the
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: amount of drunk people at two in the morning that
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: would be out at the hot dog cart outside of
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: we were those people. Well, I'm telling you right now, though,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: our stomachs can take anything because they've been crafted over
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: the years to you know, withstand anything. Also happening in
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: and around our city Highland Park, Barragut Street collar says, though, no,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: the sinkhole monster is starting to eat the road. Oh no,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: police requested barricades, but y'all watch out, hey, we got
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: a lot of people coming in the city. We can't
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: have think whole monsters popping up. Hey, listen careful. Are
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: we sure the north Shore Downtown can handle them the
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: weight of the NFL draft. I'm not sure. A few
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: years ago when Downtown decided to eat that boss, Yeah, yeah,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't think about sinkholes were winkles. We're worrying about
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: the wrong stuff here Pittsburgh. We're trying to rent up
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: the whole city. We don't even have control of the sinkholes.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Sinkholes are in rot right now, the whole sinkhole mating season.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you hear them growling from down under. They're
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: waiting for the NFL Draft. They've been eating the injuris
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: for a while. Now they want some strange That's what's
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: happening ag around our city. Dang all right. With Easter
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: coming up on Sunday, we will power rank our top
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: five favorite Easter candies of all time coming up around
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: eight fifty five. Paul Skeens was talking to Pat McAfee yesterday.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: We'll get to that around nine twenty five. And a
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: special Easter message from someone coming up around nine forty
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey mob
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Super Mario Galaxy movie made sixty eight million globally in
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: its first day. Yeah. Yeah, thing might make a billion
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: dollars by Monday if it keeps going. How it's going?
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: All right, It's Mikey and Bob Kiss Morning Freak Show.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Let's give away some cash tickets here. Hello, Hi, this
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: is morning. Are you hi, Courtney? How are you today?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I'm good? Bob you god, I'm good? Yeah, Courtney you good,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I'm great. Thanks for acting. Okay, you called for Kesha
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: tickets caller number nine. You're going to see her this summer.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Whoa way, Yeah, it's happening. Thank you so much. Start
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: like August twenty fifth. We got tickets for you. Just
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: hold on one second. We'll get you all the details. Okay, okay,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: sounds good.
• 45:22
  Speaker 9: Thank you guys.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Another shot at Kesha tickets. Later this afternoon, around four
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: point thirty with Tall Kathy Bob, there was an April
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Fool's Day prank that got a lot of people on
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: the internet. It seemed very legit, but it was not
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: a real thing. There were reports on April Fool's Day
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: that the world's oldest living land animal had died, a
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: one hundred and ninety three year old tortoise called Jonathan.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: This is in London. What a weird April Fools Day
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: thing to say Jonathan the one hundred and ninety three
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: year old tortoise on the island of Saint Helena. The
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: head of communications for the island, said it was all
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: a hoax. I can assure you Jonathan the tortoise is
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: very much alive. Jonathan still out here doing it. This
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: is what happened. There was an account on ax that
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: claimed to be Joe Hollands, a vet who had worked
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: with the turtle in the South Atlantic Ocean, and the
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: post said he was heartbroken to announced the death of
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: the gentle giant that outlived empires, wars and generations of humans.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Post got like two million views quickly. But then, oh man,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: it's a big turtle. Holland's the vet guy, the legit
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: vet guy said he didn't even have an account on
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: x and he said that it was all a hoax,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: and he said the hoaxer was asking for crypto donations
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: and to not pay attention to it. So, I mean, listen,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie whoever was behind it. It's sinister
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: obviously asking for crypto you know, donations and everything like that,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: but it's the Internet. Too. It's just like probably got
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: a lot of people. Yeah, I would think so, in
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: the weird world we live in. Yeah, get his book
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: of world records. As Jonathan is the oldest living land
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: animal and the oldest tortoise ever, one hundred and ninety
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: three years old heat massive turtle. He was believed to
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: be about fifty years old when he was brought to
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: the island back in eighteen eighty two. Yeah, he looks
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: like an old person. I'm looking at pictures of Jonathan
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: and the giant tortoise. Yeah. No, I think old people
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: look like turtles. Not turtles look like old people. I think.
• 47:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Go to be honest, I think turtles were here before us, right,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: turtles probably tell me man, I think they were. Okay, Yeah,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I think they were all right. So that's it. That's
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: the end of our turtle talk. No, it's not something else.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: You know what you need to press? Okay, that's the button.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Who's ready for it? Okay? You know what?
• 47:58
  Speaker 14: Jonathan Big Animals decided to make sweet Love. Yeah yeah,
• 48:02
  Speaker 14: and share their beautiful song with the world. It's time
• 48:06
  Speaker 14: for animal mating Noises with Mikey and Bob.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Jonathan the one hundred and ninety three year old turtle.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: You say he's big, Oh he's big?
• 48:14
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean that should have been approval Life video Alive.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: And well Jonathan the one hundred and ninety three year
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: old Tortoise. All right, biggest list of all time coming
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: up next. Easter is on Sunday. It's Good Friday Today
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: we will power rank our top five favorite Easter candies
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: around eight fifty five and also Paul Skeens yesterday talking
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Pirates Baseball on the Pat MacFee Show, people getting excited
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: for the home opener, and Connor Griffin today we will
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: get to that around nine twenty five. It's Mikey Bo
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: ninety six to one Kiss New Music Friday here on
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: ninety six one Kiss and the Free iHeartRadio app. We
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: will once again play the brand new song pretty Good
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: one from One Republic called Need Your Love. Coming up
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: next for New Music Friday here on the Kiss Morning
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Freak Show. It is Mikey and Bob. Happy Good Friday
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: today to those that are Catholic and celebrate that. Of course,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Easter is coming up on Sunday, and this is pretty
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: much the biggest Easter list we can possibly do. It
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: is time for us to power rank our top five
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: favorite Easter candies of all time. Only get five Next
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: time for power rankings, Bobie Kiss. All right, here we go,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Top five favorite Eastern candies of all time. I will
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: start first. Number five chocolate bunnies. But they gotta be hollow.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Can't be the whole hard ones. Gotta bello. We gotta
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: be hollow. Want to bite into a brick of chocolate.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: You don't like the hard bunny? I need to snap
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: and I needed to be hollowed in the middle. There.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Number four Cadbury mini eggs, just the little eggs. Number
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: three though, let's get a little bit bigger. Give me
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: those Cadburry cream eggs. Love biting the top off of
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: that and then you get the tongue in there. I
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: tongue that cream right out. No. Number two pastel colored
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Easter m and ms. Listen. I don't know what it is,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: but those Eastern m and ms taste different. Yeah, they
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: paint those Easter m and ms and they just taste.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: You can taste the Eastern animal. I can't explain if
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: you can taste the Easter It's not number one though
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: all time to me, number one, it's it's the races eggs,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Many's peanut butter eggs. Those taste the best out of
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: all the Reces peanut butter cups in the holiday trees
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: and everything on your team here, the peanut butter eggs
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: taste best out of all Reces products. All right, Bob?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Number five your favorite Easter candid eggs? Oh wow? Number five?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: The eggs the Christmas trees taste different. They do. One
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: is thinner on them. I think you get more peanut baby.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I don't care what they do to it. It just tastes better.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Number four, Give me a hard peete, oh, not soft.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Gotta leave them out on the counter for a couple
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: of days. Gotta get them hard. You gotta get them
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: a little stale. You get a fresh pack of peeps.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I don't like them soft, and you don't like squishy peeps.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: To crack that pack open, leave it on the counter
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: for a day and come back. If peeps are going
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: in my mouth, they're going in hard. Number three. I
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: don't just hit have button because okay. Number three much
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: heard beep talk. Number three Cadbury caramel egg caramel Wow,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: So that's not with the cream like the Cadburry cream eggs. Right.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I don't mess with Cadburry cream eggs. If i'm picking,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I'm picking. It's a cat. It's still a Cadbury egg,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: you know it. But it's filled with like soft guey caramel.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Get your tongue in there. It's the elite Cadberry egg.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: You do, you bit top off and get the tongue in.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: You know how I do? Number two milk chocolate Easter
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: bunny harder hollow. I'm not picky. I'll take them hard
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: if I have to both. You're not You're not ever
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: saying no to a chocolate Easter bunny. Hard bunny shows
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: up at my front door. I'm letting it in. Number
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: one favorite Easter candy of all time, according to Bob
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Glaze candy Ham. That's not let go, let go, it's
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: a you'll want to treat altogether, man, just because it's
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: blaz Ham. It doesn't, dude, it's the best. It is
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: the best. It's not that is not a legit Easter
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: settled down over there? Why did you just do a
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: glazed ham dance? I got happy, I did my heart.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Radio world care here, Hey, it's Ryan Tedders. Listeners have
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: been leaving us songs that they sing to their pets
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: in their house for for a while on the show.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Now this has become a thing. It's Mikey and Bob
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's get
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: to this message real quick here, brought to us by
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: one Team Media.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: Guys, I just said to my seventy pound English bulldog
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: without hesitation, seventy.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Pound English bulldog, geez. I cannot even compute that in
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: my brain.
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: He's just a savvy boy.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Sevy boy. Wait, my dog's name is Marlowe. Hold on,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: all right, guys, I just to okay love you. Yeah,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: our cat Sebastian, who we call sab or, we call
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Sebbi boy. We sing a song to him. He's just
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: our sabby boy, Sabbie boy. I love that you had
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: to send us a message. You're like, wow, I just
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: sang the Sebbie Boy the cat song. That and Mikey
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: sings to his cats. My giant bulldog yep, not named Sebby,
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: it's marlow I would appreciate that. Yeah, that's funny. All right,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Let's get to another talkback message here. Hey Sabby boys,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Dad Jack attack dad, Hey boy, today's my birthday. But
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: I do not want you wish have your birthday. Yeah,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: we're not. Bill, Don't worry. We will never wish you
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: happy birthday on the show, even though it's your birthday
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: today not happening because I know you don't go in
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: for no, we don't no birthday. Just wanted to see
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: since it's Friday, I wanted to see if we can
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: get a Mikey mess up track.
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: Thanks boys, love you, Bob.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: It's a Mikey uh, Mikey screwup. It's my birthday to Bill,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: so it is. We all have birthday here. Quit trying
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: to steal the birthday for every day. Bob, it is
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: not your birthday. Is someone who could appreciate a good
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: birthday like my birthdays? Today, Bill, happy birthday to you
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: as well. Here is a minute of some of the
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: greatest screw ups in the history of the show for
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Bill today, who's having some sort of special day. My
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: wife Jamie was not riding on me, uh not writing No,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: not writing my wife Jamie right hold on, My wife
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Jamie was not riding with me on this purchase, was
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: what I was well, simp you simply simple, simply, simply,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: that's the word I was looking what what happened there?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Top five animals that you want to hang on at.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: That cat can't get there If they're gonna be knee
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: deep in clow cow pop, Okay, hold on what they
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: are going to be knee deep in the hold on?
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: What do we go? They're going to be knee deep
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: in the cowplopf all season with this offensive line. It
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: was calplop suspicious person riding a bicycle bicycleycle bicycle. It's
• 56:18
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• 56:23
  Speaker 1: you killed the third pit. Oh Jesus, Pittsburgh Dad, Pittsburgh Dad.
• 56:31
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• 57:30
  Speaker 4: I just want to send a little message to the
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  Speaker 4: other listeners on here.
• 57:34
  Speaker 8: Can we stop wishing Bob happy birthday?
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you? I think Mikey's getting sick of it. Thank you.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: I love you boy, thank you, thank you very much.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Bob's birthday was January first, New Year's Day. Dare you
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: who would say such a mean thing on somebody's birthday?
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: That's offensive. Pens will be back at it Saturday, five
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: pm start against the Panthers. This is weird they play
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: back to back games at home against the same team
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: because then Sunday three pm against Florida Panthers too, after
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: they were down in Florida yesterday losing six to three
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: to the Lightning. Penguins. Still what four points ahead on
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: a playoff spot with six games remaining. It looks like
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: they're gonna get in there. It's just what seed are
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: they gonna be. Let's let's hope this all works out
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: pretty these Pens getting those playoffs, nobody's gonna want to
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: face them. Yeah, and nobody's gonna want to go to
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: the games because if they conflict with the NFL Draft,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: it is going to be an absolute traffic nightmare for
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: the uh for the city of course, today is gonna
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: be an interesting venture down to PNC Park. With thousands
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: of parking spots already taken up for the NFL draft
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: set up and road closures, parking is gonna be an
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: issue for these Pirates games until we get the UH
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: the draft out of here. You know, just ways that
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: you're normally taken to the Pirates game, you might have
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: to switch up where you usually park, you might have
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: to switch up. There's a lot of people are gonna
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: be shocked on how much stuff's closed in the street
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: shutdown or where there he used to go. And you know,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: the the resale prices for tickets for a Pirates home opener,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: you know, it's usually a pretty expensive ticket. Everybody wants
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: to go see the first game at home of the year,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: it is uh skyrocketed since yesterday when they announced nineteen
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: year old prospect Connor Griffin is coming up to make
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: his major league debut with the Pirates for the home
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: opener kids nineteen years old. He is awesome. There's already
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: reports from ESPN's Buster ol Me that he is going
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: to sign a nine year, one hundred and forty million
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: dollar extension and his first game is today. They're already like,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: this guy is so good. We know he's gonna be good.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: We are gonna basically pay him like fifteen million a
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: year for a few years. And that's what you have
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: to do if you're a team like the Pirates, you
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: have to play pay the big players young. You're just
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: knowing the guy we have locked down for nine years. Yeah,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: that's that's awesome. Yeah. Here was Paul Skeins yesterday. He
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: was on the Pat McAfee show talking about Connor Griffin.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm fired up. You know, if Bucco fans needed
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 16: anything else to get excited about for the home opener that,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 16: you know, they got it. So it's it's great. You know,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 16: he's a super mature he's nineteen right now. You would
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 16: never know it talking to him the most most mature
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 16: nineteen year old you're ever going to meet in your life.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 16: And the play speaks for itself. But you know, the
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 16: way he can talks himself in the in the locker
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 16: room and off the field, it's it's cool to see.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 16: So he's gonna bring bring an energy and you know,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 16: obviously a skill set to Pittsburgh that you know that's exciting.
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  Speaker 1: All right. He might not sound fired up, but that's
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: that's Paul Skins fired up right there. That's that's him
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: fired up. Right, dude. If he rips a dog or
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: today a place, it's gonna go wild. It's gonna be
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: bucktober eleven. It is. It is madness, you know. Oh
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: my gosh, could you imagine a Connor Griffin walk off?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. All right, listen, let's first first home game.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Let's calm down with Bucco fantasies. All right. We just
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: have to win more games than we'd lose this year
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: and then we'll be working with something, right, you're right now.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: We all know that pirates have a celebratory traffic cone.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: It all started when Fanatics, the website that seems to
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: screw up a lot, posted a shirt that said hoist
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: the cone instead of hoist the colors. Here was Paul
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Skins on the Pat McFee show yesterday talking about the cone.
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  Speaker 16: You know, there are probably going to be a number
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 16: of people that hoist the cone this year a few times.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 16: I don't know the story on the cone, to be honest.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 16: I do know there was a shirt that came out
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 16: in the off season that said hoist the cone, and
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 16: nobody knew.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: What it meant. So the story we got a traffic.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 16: Cone before I think the before the Tuesday game in Cincinnati,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 16: and yeah, what the heck does hoist.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Again? The only reason that I'm against the cone is
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: because it's from Cincinnati. That cannot be our only traffic
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: cone this year. It's a Cincinnati cone unless we start
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: stealing cones from every city that the team goes to. You,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I do like that angle. I'm in on that idea,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: but that one cone, it can't be that cone. It
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: cannot be a Cincinnati cone. Okay, proved to me today
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: that the cone has powers? Then all right. It's exciting. Man.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Every year we go through this, but it feels a
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: little bit different this year. They never give a player
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: like Connor Griffin They never bring them up this early.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: They never say we want you to be our franchise
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: for the next you know, decade or so. It's always
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: a goof of all, this guy's going to get traded
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: here in a couple of years. Yeah, you know, not
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: this I guess not this time. Maybe they're doing things differently,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: or maybe they're just signing Connor Griffin to a long
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: term deal because they can and they know they're not
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: going to be able to sign Paul Schmes to a
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: half a billion dollar deal in a few years here
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: that too. Yeah, hey, listen, little excitement for these buckos
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: today though. It is the home opener for one two
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: uh first pitch time of course, the the area code
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: and four to one two and that Lilja explosion. All right,
• 1:03:18
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• 1:03:31
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• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: night of The Pit on HBO Max. Of course, the
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh show that we all mo and love. There were
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: a few Pittsburgh references on the show, you know, places
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: here and there and just mentioning the city. But uh,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: the one that stuck out to me was Burgatory. Dude,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I mentioned Burgatory on the Pit last night. WHOA Yeah
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: that was? That was a sneaky one. A Burgatory mention
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: that was? That was pretty cool. H Two more episodes
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  Speaker 1: Friday's pretty much done now, you know. We got Easter
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I made some eggs, six dozen eggs. It has
• 1:04:52
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the Easter bundy came huh.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but the blue that turned off gever that bread,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: the thorns and yellow and the green that turns Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Did you say you died? Six dozen eggs? Yeah, seems
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: like a lot of eggs, not the way I eat them. Yeah,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: somebody beat a tram or something, six six dozen Easter
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  Speaker 1: eggs way three a daggs because they're.
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  Speaker 5: Happy for you.
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  Speaker 1: You are, you are the Easter bunny.
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  Speaker 13: But I thought when I bought him in my eight three, I.
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  Speaker 1: Lean the Easter bunny.
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  Speaker 5: And give me the eggs, horny, horny, and I'll hide
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  Speaker 5: your hands and let you do the dust roven under
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  Speaker 1: The Dutch jummn is that the Easter treat the Dutch.
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  Speaker 5: Jumping, putting first under the cupboards for those things to
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  Speaker 1: What do you want your Easter basket?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: Some candy bases ceanup for eggs and him to behold
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  Speaker 5: the basket.
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  Speaker 5: Get here and get your buddy suit off so I
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  Speaker 5: AUTI that would be better than the key Andy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, you know what. Ah, let's go box ho
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  Speaker 1: Hey Buckos, it's the home opener today. Of course we're
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: all excited about baseball. Pirates at home all weekend home
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: opener today, first pitch for to one two. Penn's at
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: home this weekend too. They got back to back games,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: both against the same team, the Florida Panthers, Saturday, five pm.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Sunday three pm. By the way, we're gonna be at
• 1:06:38
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• 1:06:42
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• 1:06:44
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• 1:06:56
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• 1:06:58
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• 1:07:00
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• 1:07:02
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• 1:07:12
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• 1:07:15
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• 1:07:18
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• 1:07:23
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• 1:07:27
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• 1:07:30
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• 1:07:34
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• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Opening Day, Dookie Dongers. Okay, that's good. Yeah, I like that. Well,
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• 1:08:01
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• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: out of here. Bousing it right. I think we're good
• 1:08:05
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