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EP 1 - WHY DO MEN ALWAYS FUMBLE SUCCESSFUL WOMEN?? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatable watching a grown man pick tomatoes
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  Speaker 1: out of a fucking burrito or tomatoes off of a burger, Like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can go sniff cocaine on the weekend and they
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  Speaker 1: drink beer and smoke cigarettes and vape, but you can't
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  Speaker 1: fucking eat a tomato. Literally, grow up.
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  Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Oddie Clark aka
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  Speaker 2: Mummy and my partner in crime, mister Jake Craig aka Daddy.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and he is Mummy because he's decided that he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't want to wear.
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  Speaker 2: Socks anymore, and Jake is Daddy because he's gonna suck
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  Speaker 2: on my toes later.
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  Speaker 1: I actually shouldn't have brought it up. Genuine foot fetishes
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  Speaker 1: like zero king shaming from me. I just find to
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  Speaker 1: be like people, like people getting horny. Actually, question, is
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  Speaker 1: it a wild thing to just assume that I feel
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  Speaker 1: like no women have a foot fetish and only men
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  Speaker 1: have a foot fetish? Is it because women's feet are
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  Speaker 1: nice to look at?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Once again, no king shaming.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I had a kink kind of same as
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  Speaker 2: to your personality, as to my demeanor in the bedroom,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't I would not dislike And also like I
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  Speaker 2: want to have a kink and keep it a secret.
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  Speaker 1: I want if you had a kink, what would it be?
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  Speaker 1: And I would.
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  Speaker 2: Genuinely not mind feet really, but like they don't turn
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  Speaker 2: me on.
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  Speaker 1: They grossed me out too, so but on what I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying is like.
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  Speaker 2: If I could get a bit of a cheeky foot
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  Speaker 2: job going on and it really gets me going, It's
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  Speaker 2: like that's my vice. If I couldn't have someone else's
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  Speaker 2: my girlfriend's feet touch in my penis No, like some
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  Speaker 2: people get it like a foot job. I those things
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  Speaker 2: have been on the ground or is like the best
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  Speaker 2: thing in the world and that's like what makes them come.
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  Speaker 2: But I am so confident when I say this. No
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  Speaker 2: women have a foot fetish. Only men have foot fetishes?
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  Speaker 2: Is it because deeping it men's feet? You can't really
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  Speaker 2: do anything to the female anatomy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you don't have that.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have enough dexterity in your toes, like like
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  Speaker 2: quick dexterity like you do with your fingers. Yeah, imagine
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  Speaker 2: that big toe doing something like Yeah, That's what I'm
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  Speaker 2: saying is like I feel like once you get to
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  Speaker 2: a point like there would be no consistency, Like I
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  Speaker 2: can move my big toe, but like my whole.
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  Speaker 1: Foot's movie, you know what I mean, I've got a
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  Speaker 1: small I've got a small big toe too, so that's
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  Speaker 1: not doing anything else either. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And also it's like I'm not gonna like just fucking
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  Speaker 2: cork it with my big toe either, like it's not
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  Speaker 2: going in. You can like finger or rob on my
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  Speaker 2: big toes, only rubbing on the outside, Like nothing's going
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  Speaker 2: in there.
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  Speaker 1: No way, not at all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, anyway, that was an interesting unexpected mandatory socks every
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  Speaker 2: episode Relatable's work uniform is the only thing is parent Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the only thing you have to wear is socks. Everything
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  Speaker 2: else is optional.
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  Speaker 1: But we changed studios and now this is in my parents' house.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like I feel like common courtesy no shoes
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  Speaker 2: and I'm just home anyway, so sometimes I don't have
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  Speaker 2: shoes or socks on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that is that actually is a good segue
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  Speaker 1: to Relatable's voicemail, with the prompt being what made you
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  Speaker 1: realize men are dumb?
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  Speaker 2: And the way we started that episode might make you
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  Speaker 2: realize that. But let's not waste any time. Let's get
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  Speaker 2: straight into it.
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  Speaker 3: I realized that men were dumb when I've seen so
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  Speaker 3: many of them fumble, real successful buddies just because they
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  Speaker 3: have a really successful career. Instead of being supportive and
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  Speaker 3: proud of the girl, they just get intimidated by it. Like,
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  Speaker 3: what is that about.
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  Speaker 4: That's dumb.
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  Speaker 1: That is dumb intimidation insecurity.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's something to do with the masculine energy feeling.
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  Speaker 2: Jeopardized Jeopardyz Yeah, Jeopardy TV show, Jeopardy Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't a Jeopardy Jeopardy. I think it's Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: The word you're looking for is.
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  Speaker 2: There's an RN. No.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's Jeopardy Jeopardy. No, it's Jeopardy. A. I'm
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  Speaker 1: dying on this hill. Do you think you're right or not?
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  Speaker 1: So a week or two ago, you use the word condemn.
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  Speaker 1: Let's not let's no, no no, But you were right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, I was like, let's not go back in
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  Speaker 1: the path.
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  Speaker 2: I looked it up when I was editing. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I need to look this up. And condemn is to
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  Speaker 2: like give praise.
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  Speaker 1: And so you were like saying you were condemning someone,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought you were doing the wrong But I
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  Speaker 1: thought you were. I thought condemnment, like taking is away
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  Speaker 1: the opposite of praise, and so I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: like just assume that because you got that right, you're
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  Speaker 1: getting this right. Jeopardy and like, Jeopardy isn't a word.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about the TV show and it was Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 1: It's Jeopardy. What's not it is? It's Jeopardy, Jeopardy, Jeopardy,
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  Speaker 1: Jeopardy is the show? Proven you wrong? Right here?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, TV show, Jeopardy, Jeopardy TV show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 2: It's not is an a R d y. I thought
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  Speaker 2: it was Jeopardy, Jeopardy, Jeopardy. I think it's Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still right. No, it's Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 2: He comments below, Who's right, it's Jeopardy Party je It's
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  Speaker 2: not Jeoparty, it's Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm right right, it's Japarty. That says Jeopardy. That's says
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It should be is Jeopardy. And
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  Speaker 1: you think it's Jeopardy, but it's actually Japarty. I'm getting confused. Japarty.
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  Speaker 2: Also, that wasn't the shot kind of oh my one
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  Speaker 2: was like I thought it was like Survivor s Jeopardy
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  Speaker 2: and it was like an obstacle course.
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  Speaker 1: But I think I'm wrong. I think I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Ah yeah something yeah, like if your man is not
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  Speaker 2: supportive in your endeavors and you are more successful than him.
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  Speaker 2: I feel bad for the baddies sometimes because if you're
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  Speaker 2: too much of a baddie, men get intimidated. But also
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  Speaker 2: that's their problem, not yours, So it is a good thing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I feel bad for the bad yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but yeah, I don't know what it is. I kind
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  Speaker 2: of think like I've kind of always thought it's a
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  Speaker 2: bit sexy if damn yeah, like boss us, I'm probably
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  Speaker 2: not meant to say boss us bitch, but I mean no,
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  Speaker 2: I think well, because I mean the word bitch is
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  Speaker 2: just not if you think about it, like a bitch
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  Speaker 2: as old like the definition definition of it I think
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  Speaker 2: is to do with like a woman being like a
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  Speaker 2: rude person or something like that. It's like boss us,
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  Speaker 2: but it's actually meaning I meant it in a good way.
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  Speaker 1: And then like also, I don't know, I think just
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  Speaker 1: like unintentionally boss us bitch is like sort of micro.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to say misogyny because misogoyny means like
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  Speaker 1: a man hating a woman. But it's like boss us
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  Speaker 1: bitch is kind of saying like you can't just be
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  Speaker 1: a boss, like you have to be a boss use
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  Speaker 1: woman or a boss us bitch. It's like whereas if
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about it man, we'd be like, well,
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  Speaker 1: what a boss? But voice, you could argue is like
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  Speaker 1: a double on tandra. Isn't that what It's called double
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  Speaker 1: on tendre? What does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: It's like like two meanings for one word. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: funny because it's like you mean it as an endearing thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but when you break it down, it's like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: should I just say, like what a boss.
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  Speaker 1: Boss?
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  Speaker 5: Right next one, he relates how dumb men were when
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  Speaker 5: I was talking about my career. I'm going to become
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  Speaker 5: a lber and delivery nurse and his answer to that was, oh,
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  Speaker 5: so you just want to lift boxes all day and
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  Speaker 5: do that? And I was like, what do you mean.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, well, labor and delivery, you're laboring and delivering
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  Speaker 5: things here at the hospital, so you're like lifting boxes
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  Speaker 5: and transporting things. And I'm like, he's like, I don't
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  Speaker 5: know who you have to get a four year degree
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  Speaker 5: for that, but okay, whatever, And I said, no, like
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  Speaker 5: labor and delivery, like obstetrics, like birth, and he didn't
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  Speaker 5: understand it all what I was talking about.
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  Speaker 1: To be fair, what that could be misleading?
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  Speaker 2: No, as soon as she said I want to be
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  Speaker 2: a labor and delivery nurse, I obviously knew she meant
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  Speaker 2: delivering babies.
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  Speaker 1: But if you take out the word nurse, labor nurse
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  Speaker 1: was there, and he still didn't understand, Like, obviously there's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a janitor to move the fucking boxes around
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  Speaker 1: and guess what, he's probably gonna be a fucking man
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  Speaker 1: because he's dumb. Yeah, true, that was mean. Sorry, No,
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  Speaker 1: I hate to Janet. Sorry, I was just just think
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  Speaker 1: some hyperbole.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like is it kind of like I
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  Speaker 2: was going to say, a carpenter is a builder in Australia,
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  Speaker 2: but also like carpenters are Why doesn't a carpenter just
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  Speaker 2: lay carpet.
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  Speaker 1: Because he's not a cup citar, he's a carpenter and
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  Speaker 1: before the tea? Yeah, but why is it called being
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  Speaker 1: why are you? Why is she so confusing? As well?
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  Speaker 2: Don't come to my trade, like, don't come after my
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  Speaker 2: trade like that, all right, I will defend it with
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  Speaker 2: my honor until I die a carpenter. If the values don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know I actually am a licensed carpenter his fucking feet.
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  Speaker 2: I'll sell you what I can do with her.
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  Speaker 6: So the guy I'm saying at the moment, we were
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  Speaker 6: talking about Jennifer Ghana the other night and he said,
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  Speaker 6: I didn't realize she was an actress. And I said,
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  Speaker 6: what do you mean, What did you think she did
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  Speaker 6: like a singer? And he said, no, she's got her
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  Speaker 6: own skin care products. And I said, Jennifer Ghana and
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  Speaker 6: he's like, yeah, it's like the biggest brand the world,
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  Speaker 6: like one of them. He was talking about Ghana. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: he thought it was her brand. I said to him,
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  Speaker 6: thank god, you're pretty.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't want to lie. I like getting when
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  Speaker 1: you say something stupid and people go, thank god, you're pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of a compliment.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're like kind of a compliment something
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  Speaker 1: in life. Dumbest thing I think.
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  Speaker 2: I used to think.
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  Speaker 1: You know the rapper Gucci made, Yeah, she genuinely believed
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  Speaker 1: he owned Gucci.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, obviously he owned Gucci,
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  Speaker 2: because how is Gucci going to let him put Gucci
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  Speaker 2: in his name.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he doesn't own Gucci.
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  Speaker 2: Fair. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon.
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  Speaker 2: I've nothing's coming to mind, but I reckon. I've had
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  Speaker 2: some very similar yeah mindsets.
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  Speaker 1: All Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What made me realize men were dumb was that when
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  Speaker 4: my ex boyfriend and I were still together and it
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  Speaker 4: was my birthday, he told me that he was jealous
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  Speaker 4: of me, that I had so many people messaging me
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  Speaker 4: happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: What yep, yeah, I did that last week as well.
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  Speaker 1: I said something and she like replied, he's a yeah,
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  Speaker 1: delete delete that guy, delete empty that trash a he's
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  Speaker 1: a hater even jealous of that. The insecurities in man,
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  Speaker 1: he is your fucking birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Also, if you're jealous of it, just keep that to yourself, Like,
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah, I've never understood, like I don't don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I have a jealous bone in my body.
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  Speaker 2: A oh, I like I do, but but like I
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  Speaker 2: don't know over a little random things not like that.
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  Speaker 2: And I've never understood like how someone could take action
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  Speaker 2: and be like, oh my god, I'm so.
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  Speaker 1: Jealous of like people are texting you on your birthday. Also,
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  Speaker 1: I think that like your mind is there a thing
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  Speaker 1: is Yeah, So jealousy and envy are two different things.
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  Speaker 1: Like if I was like, okay, I can be jealous
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  Speaker 1: of someone but not dislike them for it. Like people,
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  Speaker 1: people can take it to a point where they're jealousy
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  Speaker 1: like makes them hate a person.
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  Speaker 2: What's that?
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  Speaker 1: Is that envy or is that jealousy?
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  Speaker 2: I would say, isn't Envy's like like I envy you
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  Speaker 2: is like I want I wish I was, Yeah, And
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  Speaker 2: I think jealousy is that you have.
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  Speaker 1: Jealousy is like fuck, I wish you weren't getting what
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  Speaker 1: you're getting.
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  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, basically, yeah, I think jealousy is like
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  Speaker 2: you gotta feel it jealousy Either or both are toxic traits.
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I think, well, jealousy, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: you could feel jealousy but also jealousy but don't act
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  Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, exactly, Like I don't know, what's something
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  Speaker 1: I could be like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say you got a new pair of like fucking
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  Speaker 2: sick shoes you could be jealous about, and it's like
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  Speaker 2: I'd be jealous. I'd be like I'm jealous of tho
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  Speaker 2: shoes and it's like I'm not. I'm not gonna get
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  Speaker 2: them now because I I will never be a.
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  Speaker 1: Sheep to you, and then that's.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be jealous, but then my ego will stop me
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  Speaker 2: from getting then I want.
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  Speaker 1: The best thing is when you're a trendsetter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah fair, Being a trend set is cool. I want
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  Speaker 2: to say. I want to say I I reckon. I
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: was one of the first pioneers of Von Dutch hats.
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  Speaker 1: Remember when I got that.
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  Speaker 2: Von Dutch has been around it like lately, you don't
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  Speaker 2: like him, but they've come back around about starting about
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  Speaker 2: two and a half three years ago. I was one
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  Speaker 2: of the first persons to get a Von Dutch hat,
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  Speaker 2: and our whole group gave me that much ship for wearing.
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  Speaker 1: I had like a red flannel flannel let Von Dutch.
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  Speaker 2: Hat, and I was like, I feel like I've always
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  Speaker 2: liked them, and now everyone's got them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like them on me, but I like suit
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  Speaker 1: my skinny head.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, did everyone give a shit for that.
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  Speaker 1: Anymore?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't defend you at the time. Maybe I was
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  Speaker 1: hoping on the band.
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  Speaker 2: Maker probably probably like I like that hat, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: not gonna let him know, and I'm not going to
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  Speaker 2: get one of the more.
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  Speaker 1: Either men are dumb, because what do you mean you
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  Speaker 1: could have been a pro athlete? What do you mean
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  Speaker 1: if I didn't? Yeah, what do you mean you're going
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  Speaker 1: to have been a pro athlete?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, b one, what do you mean you are a
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  Speaker 2: pro athlete just because you don't want to be one?
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  Speaker 2: Obviously you want to be one. There's a time to
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  Speaker 2: give up. If you could pick one sport what it
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  Speaker 2: would it be to be a pro athlete that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, golf really pro? Yeah, like pro athlete as in
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like dominant in my field.
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  Speaker 2: It's because that's easy.
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  Speaker 1: You can fucking make like twenty million dollars a year.
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  Speaker 2: Probably more with sponsorships. Yeah, and play it.
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  Speaker 1: Until you're like seventeen. It's a good sport, eh, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to have kids. They're getting into golf tennis,
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  Speaker 1: are you kidding?
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  Speaker 2: Like as soon if I have like son, daughter, I
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  Speaker 2: don't care, right, I will be putting just like really
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  Speaker 2: cool golf highlights on YouTube. Just that's what they're watching,
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  Speaker 2: and that's what growing up they will be wanting golf. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I reckon what's your score?
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  Speaker 1: Anything?
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  Speaker 2: But soccer? Would you actually choose soccer?
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  Speaker 1: Like for like if I could play in the Premier League,
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  Speaker 1: that would be hectic, but that's like a given. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to say right now, O f one, how sick
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  Speaker 1: with that? That would be so cool?
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  Speaker 2: Okay for me.
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  Speaker 1: If it's not golf, professional ice hockey, that's what I
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  Speaker 1: want to Tennis would be up there too, a little
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  Speaker 1: bit nerdy, but also the older on I'm getting, the
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  Speaker 1: more I appreciate it. I keep on seeing tennis videos
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  Speaker 1: on like my rears and my TikTok and then like
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  Speaker 1: pick a ball and paddle, and I just think that
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  Speaker 1: tennis really missed out with me not growing up playing tennis.
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  Speaker 1: I think I would have been great at it. I
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  Speaker 1: played it. I played tennis for about six months. I
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  Speaker 1: played for like three years.
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  Speaker 2: Remember our old pee teacher, mister Lumsdon, it was my
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  Speaker 2: tennis gach I do remember.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Yeah, but are you talking in school,
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  Speaker 1: out of school? Out of school, you've played for six months,
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  Speaker 1: give it up. Obviously it wasn't for you. I think
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  Speaker 1: I gave up because I adhd either.
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  Speaker 2: Adhd or just like I probably didn't want to go
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  Speaker 2: one day and my parents didn't make me sound like
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and also a very laxic daysical coach too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was pretty lax a daisy like he just hired
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  Speaker 1: out some fucking local tennis courts every Saturday Sunday morning
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  Speaker 1: and then just run in and charged these parents twenty
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  Speaker 1: bucks ahead or whatever to like coach your kid out
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  Speaker 1: to play ten twos on a weekend two hours. He
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  Speaker 1: would have made like some decent He did it for like.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Years and years and years. Yeah, why not respect the
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: how tennis is a cool sport?
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I agree? I agree.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Boyfriend thought that when babies were born, their eyes stayed.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Closed for two weeks, like puppies and kittens. That's when
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I thought boys were them. Does that happen so puppies
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: and kittens? Yeah, I didn't know that.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: So yeah, when puppies are born, their eyes just like
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: stay closed for a few weeks. What do they do?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: How do they see?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: They don't they go you mean their eyes clothes, they're
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: just running into shit.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Well, they can barely can walk.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: They like can't Like when puppies are first born, in
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: the first couple of weeks, they can't really do anything,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: but they're like trying to find like their mother's nipples.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: The only thing they can do is they can like
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: kind of squir them up to the mum's tit. Oh,
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: and then they just go by sense and on.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: And then also not entirely sure where they do their business,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: but they do it.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Puppies have their rise close for yeah, like two three weeks.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. So I also knew for a
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: fact babies don't it.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like I've seen a baby be
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: like pictures of the newborn baby eyes have been open.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because that guy's a freaking idiot.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Imagine, he never spoke that into existence, and he just
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: always thought that with like conviction behind it. No, we
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: have a friend, an acquaintance, you might say, now, and
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: he just comes up with the most random factual statements
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: that he's thought his whole life. He thought cows slept
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: standing up.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: And you know why he thought that, Like, genuinely, I
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: know exactly why he thought cow slept standing up because
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: of the movie Barnyard. Oh that one, you know, Okay,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Because in the movie Barnyard there's these teenagers that go
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: cow tipping, and so that is one hundred percent the
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: reason he thinks they do it in cars too. They
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: do with a tractors, attractors tractor camping with him, and.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: We went camping, and then it just randomly came out
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: of his mouth that like, oh, yeah, you know, the
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: cows sleep standing up, and we're like what.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I remember being like, that's insane. You can see there's
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: one down near a tree right now.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: While on the same trip we pointed out a cow
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: sleeping on the ground. Shutting up.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: He would never shut up, he'd be like that was
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: one time I picked this particular friend and his girlfriend
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: up from a night out. I don't know how we
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: got onto the topic of conversation, but I had I
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: used to have a diesel vehicle, and then I was
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: having it.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I actually was.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I had the gets at the time, petrol vehicle, and
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I think I think I randomly was like, oh, you
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: know how like in manual cars from a standstill, like
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: if you're in first gear, if you just very slowly
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: let out the clutch, you don't have to rev and
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: it will just end up going and then you just
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: like sit at an idle speed or in first year
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: it's like five kometers an hour. He goes, no, no, no,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: that's only diesels, and I was like, really, I was
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: like bleeding. I was like, wow, really because he says
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: it was such confidence, he does such good And I
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: was like, I was like, is it really only diesels?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: And he goes, yeh, yeah, yeah, I certainly can't do
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: it in a petrol And I was like, let's fucking
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: try it.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Pull it over to a carpark.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Did it. I was like, well, that sucks me. There's
• 19:31
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• 19:33
  Speaker 2: And I just think, like I think he's just the
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: most easily influenced person alive. You will see anything anywhere
• 19:39
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• 19:41
  Speaker 1: He's a classic man. When you can show that he's wrong,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: he still won't admit that he's wrong.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, yeah, this makes sense.
• 19:50
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• 19:52
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• 20:58
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• 21:02
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• 21:12
  Speaker 1: That could be a kink spiders.
• 21:15
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• 21:17
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• 21:21
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• 21:45
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• 21:49
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• 21:53
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• 21:54
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• 21:58
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• 22:00
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• 22:08
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• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:10
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• 22:17
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• 22:20
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• 22:26
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• 22:29
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• 22:35
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• 22:40
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• 22:44
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• 22:48
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• 22:50
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• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Have got big enough to get to a network. Yeah. Actually,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: in full transparency, a little over a year ago we
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: nearly sign a network, and then for some reason, gut
• 23:04
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• 23:05
  Speaker 2: For one more year, see what happens, see how it goes. Yeah,
• 23:07
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• 23:10
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• 23:13
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• 23:15
  Speaker 2: good too because I guess it's like to explain it
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: to someone who's not in the podcast world, which is
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: most people. I guess it's just a bit of stability
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: for us as the podcast becomes more of a job
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: and giving us longevity, which is really really cool. I agreed.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: And also as part of our.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I guess agreement deal with this network, they have lots
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: of radio stations. FF, you're from Australia, you probably know
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: what NOV is, but if you're not from Australia, it's
• 23:46
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• 23:51
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• 23:53
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• 23:58
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• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know, metads, I don't know all that rind stuff.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Again for transparency, it's kind of cool to talk about
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: with the baddies. And what we wanted to do was
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: do something where we got all of you guys, the
• 24:15
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• 24:26
  Speaker 1: get in contact with the charity, and so we wanted
• 24:29
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• 24:32
  Speaker 1: the what's it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Called details details, but that's something we wanted to do,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: just as like a bit of a I don't know,
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: thanks to the baddies. Yeah, and we have a few
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: charities in mind that we really align with. But also
• 24:44
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• 24:47
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• 24:48
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• 24:51
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• 24:53
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• 24:56
  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
• 24:56
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• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, email us at relatable sixty nine GMAI dot com
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: with this subject line.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: What's a good subject line?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I work with a charity, Sure, I work with a
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: charity or just charity or just charity all caps yeah,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: charity all caps yeah.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: And if you guys are missing seeing our beautiful faces
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: and toes to reiterate there on Patreon.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shit, bro, Like that's.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: The bottom of my foot. Hopefully no one's got a
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: foot for.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Oh YouTube Jake. But what I wanted to bring up
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: was I went to a concert. How long ago was it?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Last week was one on Wednesday. It's now Sunday
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: when we're recording this. I had an epiphany. I kind
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: of already knew it, but it was confirmation going there.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I went to a Lord concert.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Firstly, fucking good, really really good. Yeah, I'm going to
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: give it like.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: An eight point eight out of ten. Dang, okay, go on,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: so talented. And also the only the downfall was I
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: knew she was quirky a little.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Bit, not too much.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I didn't really know the law of Lord, but she
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: like takes her pants off and stuff, and like just
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: where she wears like a like Calvin Klimb boxes like
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: men's boxes. Like I didn't mind it.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: But I was a little bit caught off guard when
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: she just started stripping. Yeah, let's go. And she takes
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: her tits in duct tape as well.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Cool. She's like the most artistic musician I've ever seen. Okay,
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: like it's like an art shell and I'm like, oh,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: this is cool, but that I'm also like pretty pants
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: on Actually like this, I wasn't.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Sexual at all.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, I take that back.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: She was like she had a belt and.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: She was like it looked like she was like getting
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: like grinding on her belt. It was kind of cool,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: but kind of weird too because I was unexpected. I
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: guess if you caught off guard, yeah, exactly. But otherwise,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: very very talented artist. But my realization was, man, girls
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: have more fun because the demo of that crowd had
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: to be ninety plus percent women. Yeah yeah yeah, and
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: we were seated so we had perfect.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Viewing of all standing.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I have never seen a crowd move like that really. Yeah,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: for like super Cut and her other banger, her other bangers.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Like hands up. The whole crowd just got.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I was so happy just looking
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: at it because my girlfriend loves Lord, and I'm like,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I like Lord, but I'm just not I'm not so
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: much in that world.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: And I was like, holy shit, they have fun really?
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I think it just comes back to like how good
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: they are at expressing themselves. Guys always so concerned about
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: how they look and they're afraid to have fun or
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: how quirky they'll look.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: If they dance.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: And I just saw fucking how many five thousand people
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: just going to town and I was like, this is
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: so cool.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I figured that out at Gracy Abrams. Yeah, and you're
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: in the in the crowd. Yeah. Also, okay, something cool
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: about going to a massive artist with a massive percentage
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: of women being like there was the only I.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Gotta be honest.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I think probably of the ten percent of boyfriends that
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: were in the crowd of Gracy Abrams, sorry, ten percent
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: of men, they were boyfriends.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I went because I wanted to go, but I also
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: was a boyfriend. I am a boyfriend.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: But no pushing, no pushing, not I didn't get pushed once.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I tell you what I act.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, I tell you what else.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I heard a lot of a lot of sorries if
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: someone bumped into you. I had a lot of sorries.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: This is how it should be, because I'm not a
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: pusher at a concert. I hate it.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cool. And one thing I hate, especially
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: when I'm on the ground, is I'm quite tall, and
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: when it is predominantly women, if.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I stand in front of someone, I feel, but also
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: you should. The game is the game. Yeah, you feel,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: and you should because there's three little women behind me,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: and I'm just like, so, I don't want to look
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: back because I'm like, sorry, no, yeah, you're not going.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: To look back and acknowledge that I'm doing something.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: But I can't rude.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I can't go back any further because I'll have to
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: stand at the very very back or else.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: It happens no matter what, and you should not tall
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: enough and I should just duck the whole time. Actually
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: it is still like this. Yeah, you give it a
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: bit of quad work, but it's nice to do. Like
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: if you see in immediately behind you people that are
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: shorter than you, it is nice to be like, you
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: guys can go in front of me. But then it's
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: like all of my etiquette is used up in that
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: one movement and here it was behind me. Yeah, exactly exactly,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: like they're behind me.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And also another way that the crowd is kind
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: of like so good and you can see that is
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: it happened in the Illumineers, which I was surprised that
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: was predominant women as well. But also Lord the ability
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: to go in the crowd and be respected. Yeah, like
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: at a male concert, like fucking Kendrick La Miles some ship.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: There's no way in the world, or I said, Rocky,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I said, if they want in the crowd, that guy's
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: getting moored.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Lord could go in the crowd. Yet that's
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: what she did did. She went in the crowd and
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: just walked through and then it split.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Like the Sea of Jesus Christ see that one.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who split to see Moses. I don't know.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: We're not religious, but that that scene, it felt like
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: that and everyone's and then it was so cool. She
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: went from one side to the other side and the
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: sea was split, and then you just see all these
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: little girls running through the split.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Sea to get a closer.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: We're not religious, we're not Do you speak for me?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I'm a swiftie. I was like, have you been keeping something?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: You were talking about time?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, how can I talk about it?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, what should I say?
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: The law?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: The law? But no that technic.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, very very very cool. So I recommend going to
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: a Lord concert. I recommend being a woman.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Are you think vallid? I mean, why not?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, fucking hell, Okay, baddies, I g question
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: of the week, Actually, where do we come up with baddies? Um?
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: It was me or me big brain? Explain, explain, explain
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: No so umm it happened with oh no, yeah it did.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: So for some reason, we got a video from someone
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I asked for a prompt where it was a video
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: and at the end she said stay bad.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: And then I was.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Like, wow, that's good. We kept on signing off the episode.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: We stay bad, and I came to you with stay bad,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: and then Baddie's stuck.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Is that exactly what happened?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Organic?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what happened. I remember the girl's face
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: who sent it. She had two dogs in the back
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: of her car.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I can't remember her name, but hell yeah, she changed
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: our lives anyway.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: I wanted to explain to baddies anyway, because if you're
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: a new baddie and you don't know why you're a baddy,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: we would they know why they're about it.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: They're bad self explainatory anyway I do. Your question of
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the week is describe your love life in makeup slash
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: skincare terms. Oh look, we're not the first to do this,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: but I think our answers are good. Okay, my old foundation,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: which was bad for my skin, keeps popping up on
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: my feed. Toxicainst boyfriend damn.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ship, that's relatable, though, that is relatable.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Unfollow that ship. You're getting fucking fed ads.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I hate when like you look
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: something up on your phone, just like you and I
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: are having having a conversation. You look it up and say,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: you say, I've been looking at these golf clubs and
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: that's rounded bucks.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I like, nice way, they're too hundred boxes, two hundred bucks.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I look at them once and then my whole feeds
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: just fucking golf clubs. Leave me alone, eh, stop stalking me.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: It is very, very weird, and it's also so weird
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: that we all know about it, but we just don't
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: do anything about it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Someone got done, some massive company got done for selling
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: data recently, the app where women track their period. Oh
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: my god, yet that's flow. Yeah, it's a huge lawsuit. Yeah,
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: crazy getting that shit. Girl trying to get some money,
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: go get some money off. Fucking hell.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: A lot of women use that app Yeah, yeah, my
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: girlfriend used it. Yeah all right.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Describe your love life in makeup slash skincare terms in
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: desperate need of a facial.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Ooh, I don't want to say what immediately? What I mean,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: my mind's gone to the same place.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Does it just mean that she wants to get come
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: to all level? I mean maybe maybe she's would that
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: be nice? I think that I think that having someone
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: come on your face like wouldn't be enjoyable. You do
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: it for you, Like, I think you're doing it because
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: like it's sexy. Yeah, I think I think that's the
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: only reason you would do it. Yeah, I've never really
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I would.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because I don't think anyone actually wants
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: to come on their face.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: And we'll get in your eye and like, yeah, apparently
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: it's actually really important to keep it out of your eyes.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: You can really fuck your eyes up, see that?
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Describe your love life in makeup slash skincare terms. No
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: consistent routine, just random products being used here and there.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Oh she is having some fun. Yeah, I say you
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: have a roster. I'm big on that fucking around.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Okay. Describe your love life in makeup slash skincare terms.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Boy version of.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Skincare, boy version of skincare.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I have an answer for this one, by the way,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: I guess try. I guess boy version of skincare would be, oh,
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: just whatever comes your way, you get with it. Nothing
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: going on. Ah, his majority of men is.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Better than what I said. Yeah, unfortunate, relatable.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is the poor that's where it does.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: What are you talking abo out that baddie who has
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: experienced lack of men? Yep, when it rains, it pause.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Sometimes whence you get one, you get a few. Okay,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Okay, Describe your love life and
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: makeup slash skincare terms.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Whenever I touch my face, it's really sticky and wet.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Whenever I touch my face is sticky and wet.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: I don't have to answer this one. I think we
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: know what that means.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I think she's busy. Okay, okay, okay. Concealer hides the
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: patches and gives you a little glow, but that's.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: All it is a brief shine.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Is it like a toxic boyfriend? I think it's kind
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: of like a brief situation ship vibe.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Oh and then it's gone. That's what I'm getting to
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: take it off. Yeah, it's gone. Yeah, yeah, it's not real. Okay,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: this one, I mean I wish I could. I wish
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: I could do this.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Describe your love life in makeup slash skincare terms tried
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: and true, done in five minutes. So she's just fucking
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: five minutes and it's done. Ah, Clearly she's got a
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: guy that knows what he's doing. Damn.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's got a guy who knows what he's doing. Okay.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Describe your love life in makeup slash skincare terms trial size,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: not enough to commit to, and usually gone before I
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: can decide if I like it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's go.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: That's techy.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I like that. Yeah, I like that a lot. Creative. So,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, we're all just kind of like assuming we
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: know what each one means. I feel like they're all
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: pretty self explanatory.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's good though. That one's smart. Okay, This son's cute.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: My long term brand is still keeping my skin glowing. Oh,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: trusty trust.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I've been using the same charl char Cole face washed
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: since I was like fucking eighteen A. We're from Cole's brand,
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Laurel Men Lorel. That brand can't be good Lorel Men.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: No, I know it's cheap.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: I remember it works, Yeah, it works, And shout out
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: TBH skin care. I love that moisture changed my life.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: When we did a brand deal with him in like
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty three three, we got some moisturiers.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: And fuck it's good. Yeah. Best still uses it.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: It's so funny on it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And every time we've been too a couple of
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: places where like they make tbh's there. Yeah, and they're
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: always like every time I've seen them, mom, I was like, yeah,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: like my girlfriend buys it, Odie buys it. And they're
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: like this text messages when you want some, messages when
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: you want some, and I'm like, don't make me bag.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Like I was like, how about how about let me
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: be a diva and just like make me feel special
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: and send it to me month.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, tell about it's about your skincare routine.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I don't have one.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I actually don't have one.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Can put his life.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I'm lucky to get my face wet in the shower.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Really if I like, I know, actually know I always
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: get my face wet in the shower. But this is
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: the I'm telling you. The extent of my face being
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: washed is. But I like, get in there, here's my back,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: I get it onto my hair. I get all my
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: hair wet, like I got that, and then I let
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: it fall down my face. The waters the extent to
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: wash it, and then when I dry my face when
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I get out.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Must be not say do you not get it like
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: greasy skin? I actually don't. Really no, I don't, so
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know good genetics. A I have the greasiert skin. Yeah, yeah, okay, No,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I don't get greasy skin. Describe your love life in
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: makeup slash skincare terms.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I loved my mascara for four years, but.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Then someone stole it and now it's discontinued. She got
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: cheated on. Damn if she said it, God discontinued. I
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: was gonna say she got broken up with.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, shit.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Died true heavy okay, last one. Scrub your love life
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: and make up sah skin care terms.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: My last misca was sealed, my new one opens up
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: and makes me feel so pretty.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, the X was toxic and this one is a
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: green flag. That's what I take from it.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it must be a good feeling when because
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: it takes a lot of might to break up with someone,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: it does even if they are toxic.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: And then you're like, damn, it was that the right decision?
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: And then a couple of months past, maybe six months
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: a year, and then another man walks into your life,
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: and you're.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Like, holy shit, I was right it really I did
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: deserve better. I deserved this shit.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I deserve better.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: They are out there.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: You's gotta keep telling you. So if you deserve better
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: and then.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Just happy relationship, you ever know, maybe you just bad?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Is it's time for dilemmas. If you want to submit
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: a dilemma, it will be linked in the description and
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: it is completely anonymous. I like the title of this one,
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Jake title, I have a chicken nugger boyfriend. Dang did
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Cassie send that in?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Hey?
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Hey?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not that bad? You
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: like brismane?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I like to dabble here there.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm recovering from an eating disorder, and as I'm
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: allowing myself to enjoy and experience more food. I'm realizing
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I really appreciate nice meals, trying different cuisines, and exploring
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: new places to eat.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Who doesn't.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Food is something I value and appreciate, but have had
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: a difficult and restrictive relationship with it in the past.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I try and maintain regular, nutritious meals that fuel me
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: and taste good, and I'm trying to incorporate the occasional
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: meal out the occasual meal out to reduce my about food.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I don't have control over.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: My boyfriend, on the other hand, couldn't care less about
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: food and often forgets to eat. He only ever cooks
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: party pies and freezer chips at home, but ninety percent
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: of the time just eats fast food. I always thought
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I don't care about what he eats, but it's getting
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: to me recently that we can't eat together because I
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: hate getting shitty fast food and he doesn't like anything
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: other than fried chicken and burgers, etc. I have tried
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: to initiate us cooking together to teach him, but he
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: gets MOPy and dejects because he feels like he's useless
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: at it, and I just end up doing it all
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: whoa stop, I want to point out weaponizing components we
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: go on.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: My love language is acts of service, and I would
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: love to occasionally come home to a meal cooked for me,
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: but this will never happen. I've also tried to book
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: a nice meal out but ended up worrying more about
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: how he felt out of the place in a nice
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: restaurant and how there was nothing on the menu he
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: would like and I couldn't just share the enjoyment of
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: new and interesting food together. In the past, it didn't
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: matter because I couldn't share enjoyment of food with anyone
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: due to my eating disorder. But as I am slowly
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: recovering and realizing I really value food and tastes, I
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: want to be able to appreciate meals together even occasionally
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: go to a nice restaurant. But I've realized not with him.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: My boyfriend doesn't know about my eating disorder, and I
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: don't really want to open up to him about it either.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I don't ever want to shame him about his diet
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: or choices, as I know better than anyone food can
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: be a personal and sensitive subject, but I can't help
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: feeling frustrated he only eats toddler food. Should I just
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: accept we will never share this in our relationship or
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: tell him to grow up or find someone.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Who I can actually enjoy a meal out with. Okay,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: the first thing I want to say is, so you're
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: never gonna like shame him for his eating habits because
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: of course you used to have an eating disorder. Yeah,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: like people need to feel shame. I'm sorry, Like, I like,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: you're literally dating a child. I am so sorry. Like
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I think it's fine to love chicken nuggets and love
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: party pies and love hot hips. Like it's totally fine
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: to love shit food because it tastes fucking amazing. I
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: love all of that stuff, but like, also be a
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: fucking adult, Like I'm sorry, think about what you're putting
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: in your body, and like think about how long you
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: want to be around for, and think about how shit
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: the food you're eating is. And fuck again, Like you said,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: your love language for receiving love is acts of service.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: If he knows this and then he's like not doing
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: it just because he doesn't like to eat anything but
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: fucking burgers and nuggets, yeah, like, break up with him.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Like I'm all for people having flaws, but it's like
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: having a floor without being able to compromise on something
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: is the most insane thing to me.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and showing empathy. It's kind of like the problem
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: of not having enough sex. It feels like such a
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: shallow thing to break up with someone for when they
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: just don't like food whatever, basic bland palette.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: But it's also fucking embarrassing, Like that's what I mean, dude,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: make a proper meal, like eat a salad. I'm not
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: an adult. I despise people who like even we have
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: friends who like order burgers and I'll take like the
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: salad off it because they hat salad. Buddy, grow up,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: you're fucking twenty six now. I get Also, like watching
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: a grown man pick tomatoes out of a fucking burrito
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: or tomatoes off of a burger. Like, Okay, you can
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: go sniff cocaine on the weekend. Yeah, and like drink
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: beer and smoke cigarettes and vape, but you can't fucking
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: eat a tomato. Literally, roll up. I'm just gonna let
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: that sit in like it's I don't know why I
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: find it to be like the most embarrassing thing. Oh
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: that is crazy.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: I give you shit about being a chicken. Nugger guy whatever,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: But like you will go out and you will try food.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like, and I also eat healthy yeah yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Like you have.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: You're the first person to say that you have a
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: pretty nor like you just like random stuff like blandish food.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Because it's like I'm the same. If I'm just eating
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: day to day, I'll eat the same breakfast every day,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: same munch every day, and then like eat maybe a
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: random dinner here and there. It would also annoy me
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: because I bet it feels like shit and he just
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: doesn't know it.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've always thought that about people that and like
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: his mood and demeanor within your relationship, you might get
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: annoyed because he's always fucking tie and he's always droopy
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: and sad, and then he's just.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Like, oh I just want to go a nap. Well,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: let's just not go out tonight. I'm tire because you
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: fucking eat like shit. Yeah.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Like bring back shame and embarrassment and actually trying harder
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: in life. Yeah yeah, try harder, so harsh, but fuck
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: this guy.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Off, delete it. Yeah, that's my new thing, I would say.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: So going back around circle, she said, should just accept
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: that we will never share this in our relationship. Do
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: I tell him to grow up? Or should I just
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: find someone I can actually enjoy a meal out with.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: I say second one, do the second one, break up
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: and then find.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: A new guy. I would just like to leave him hate.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: And it's also because the hard thing about this relationship
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: is she said it used to not affect her because
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: she had an in disorder, but also she's grown. Growing
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: in a relationship, you're allowed to grow.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, growing in a relationship is hard to see
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: when you're in it, though, So you have grown, the
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: baddy has grown, and you realize that your boyfriend is
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: holding you back, which is good that you've realized it.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: In the first step to doing and making it change
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: is realizing that. So all you can do is just
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: break up with it.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, Like people change all the time. Yeah,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: And I bet you if you did tell him that
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: your palette's like so boring and he used to be like,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: oh you didn't used to care, Like what do you
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: care now? Yeah, I wouldn't want to deal with that
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: conversation because.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Don't be fucking defensive.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Just once again, like it's such. It would just be
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: such to me watching my boyfriend fucking just eat party
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: pies and chips.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah as a meal, Like I don't understands
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: it's not hard to cook, especially in today's day and age.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Go on TikTok, look up a recipe, like there's so
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: many easy meals out there. I mean, I don't know,
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: like I've done like born ship in the past.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Spaghetti wraps, barbecue, kebabs. Fucking you can make a pizza
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: that's healthy if you really want to, if you have
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: a basic food made. Last night, I got two pieces
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: of gluten free bread, right, I put some pizza based
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: sauce on them. Love this, and then cheese companies Pepperoni
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: put them in the air fryer, air fryer. Why did
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: it taste? Like the best thing I've ever had? Remember
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: when we used to do when we went camping, I
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: had a portable grill. Oh my god, Like every day
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, you know what's funny is like I
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: was wondering why it tasted nostalgia Yeah, and I was like,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: really good, I like pizza.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: But like, no, I'm the same person. Like three days
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: prior I had the exact same really, son, I did
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: it just without gluten free. So funny, Okay.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: The title of this one is money. He is rich
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: but so toxic. Loll Hi, guys recently joined Patreon and
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I am absurd. Let's go. Well, here's my dilemma. Let
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: me know your thoughts.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: I met this guy three months ago. Were hung out
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: for one month before we made it official.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I can't hate you know what good green flag so far,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: you guys knew what you wanted like that. We saw
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: each other three to four times a week. This is
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: all past tense. By the way, have you broken up
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: with him? Anyway? We saw each other three to four
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: times a week as mine is very close to his.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: He is working full time, has very good pay, and
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I'm still studying and paying tuition myself. So we agreed
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: that I will take care of groceries and the cooking
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: whenever we stay home, and if we eat out, he
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: will take care of everything.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Then we dated to where that is.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: That's insane unless they're eating out like every single day.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: I've read this weight. We dated two months and we
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: only ate out two times.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: The last time was when we go to a got
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: to a restaurant.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: We had to scan the QR code to order, and
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: he forgot his card couldn't check out, so he asked
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: me to pay for the meal and he would transfer
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: me when we got home, so I did. He got
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: drunk that night. The next morning, we talked about what
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: happened last night, and I told him the total bill
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: was one thirty and as a joke, I was laughing
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: and telling him that I don't mind if he transfers
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: me one fifty as the fee for dragging him home
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: being so drunk. He laughed back. While I was in
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: the kitchen cooking CONGI for him, I saw my bank
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: notice he transferred me one hundred dollars. I felt weird,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: but I was afraid to confront him. My question is
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: am I unreasonable to feel icky here? Am I too materialistic?
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Because my friends said, you guys are just boyfriend and girlfriend,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: not husband and wife, so it's normal to go fifty
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: to fifty? Nah, Bro, he wants a husband, that's what
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: he wants. He wants a husband. He wants a husband.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not saying he's gay. I'm just saying,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: like what he wants is a husband, like he wants
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: fifty to fifty.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And also, just like the communication here isn't very
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: streamline at all. Firstly, what you did with trying to
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: make it fair is not fair at all.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Why are you handling all the groceries? That's expensive?
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Or maybe he's paying all the rent maybe but altogether
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: he's paying all the rent.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: If that's the case, then but that's also even so
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: confusing and convoluted, just like there's too much going on.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: If that's the case, I guess it's a little bit
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: fair man.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's paying more than rent.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: But also like, why are you doing all the cookies?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't be in a relationship.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: If he transfers transfers you one hundred dollars, you feel
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: bad about it and you can't say anything to him
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: because it makes you feel something. I think it's why
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: did you only transfer one hundred?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: If Cassie does it to me, I'll be like, you
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: forgot thirty dollars?
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah transfer me? Yeah, I just like expect, especially because
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: you spoke about it.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly Like if I if I said, oh, no,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I don't worry about transfering the money, and then Beth
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: transferred me one hundred instead of one thirty, I'd be like, oh,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: you didn't have to do that, but thank you? Yea yeah,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: but if we spoke about it, like, oh, yeah, the
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: bill was one thirty and she transferred me one hundred, I'll.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Be like that's so weird.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I also don't like, and your friends may yeah, your
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: friends aren't doing enabling that. Yeah, I also don't like,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: like this is a good tip for anyone out there,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: especially because he was meant to pay on the date.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: I'll transfer you when I get home. It takes fucking
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: two seconds of transfer transfer me right there. And then also,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: you fucking idiot, what to me?
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Like I understand people are forgetful and stuff, but it's like, okay,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: does he not have a phone. Also, you guys made
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: a point in saying that, like, yeah, you're going to
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: do groceries and cooking, so when you go out, he'll
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: handle all the all the bills for that. You have
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: one fucking job and you forgot your card. Embarrassing, very embarrassing.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Like I'm sure I've done it, and like that's embarrassing
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, and like I said, to reiterate, it
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: takes two seconds as you pay the bill. Hey, Bobe,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: how much was it one thirty?
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Sweet? Done? Yeah, if you're still with him, breakup. But
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: it sounds like past tense. That whole thing was fo yeah,
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: because shit's happened, but also like you know you're worth baddy,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: like you shouldn't be treated that way. No way, not
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: at all, baddies, if you knew around here. We finished
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: the episode with some comments from you guys. If you
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: want to get a comment read, simply comment on the
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: episode you are listening to say whatever you want.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: I've got Spotify to back to back.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: First one is Emma, Oddie, I completely agree with you
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: what you were saying about camping and how it gives
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: you and your partner an opportunity to be close to
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: one another without social media and everything else, basically disconnecting
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: from the rest of the world.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: One person back to back, Jessica, time for Jake to
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: touch some grass? Why because they want to go camping
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: and connect?
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: What do you mean way tell me to touch grass
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: when I don't want to go camping because you need
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: to connect, saying that's so judgmental, baddies.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: There's here another one about uh completely agree with Oddie.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Another one.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm not.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Tell me to touch grass. Ye judge me, you're like
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: this one. Then another Emma was the first one Emma.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: It was another Emma said, I definitely want to see
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: a Relatables ex jeweling go collap. Yeah, fucking you get
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: on this. I want to start like talking to my girlfriend.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: What we're having sex in Spanish? Did she be some
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: g Yeah? What's that?
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be best. She's gonna get the best
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: of both ords. Right, I'm gonna have one girlfriend boring,
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: she's gonna have two boyfriends, one Australian one Spanish. I
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: tell you what you should come back to the episode
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: next week with how to say do you want me
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: to suck on your toes? In Spanish? Easy? Yeah? Easy?
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Learn that bad?
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Is this time for want of you to sign off
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: the episode? The link will be in the description if
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: you want to get called by.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Us today, we are calling Anna.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Hello? Is this Anna? Yeah?
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: And it's Jake and Odd from the Relatables. How are you.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Good?
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: How are you guys?
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Really really good?
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Sounded so concerned.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, we're calling to see if you will do us
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: the honor of signing off our episode.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Definitely all right?
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: What have you got for us? Advice? Maybe a joke?
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Something you can tell Jake to touch some grass.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not touching grass. I'm standing up here. You
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: could go and touch some grass. It's really good for
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: your mental health.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Is that your advice? Battye? Or you got a double one?
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: You can have money to go outside, take your stoops
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: off and go put your sea grass. All right, let's go.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I'll take your advice only because you said it, because
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: said it so much. Fucking hell yeah, I heard it
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: straight from the sauce mate. Your first guys bad get
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: don't touch grass. I get that the grass
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm