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DLHS Hour 4 | Militant Man Jamal Kingsley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Remember, if
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be in Irvine, California, I'll be there
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  Speaker 1: this Friday and Saturday. And starting next week, DL and
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  Speaker 1: DL is hitting the road. Jazz, I guess all the
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  Speaker 1: VIPs have sold out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: So we got a bunch of dates. Got a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of dates coming up. So we start off, I guess,
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  Speaker 1: in Fort Lauderdale, and then we go to Orlando. I
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  Speaker 1: despise Brandon Tatum. You know what's so funny? This dude
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  Speaker 1: is ordeal. He cheats on his wife.
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  Speaker 3: Deal.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Everything you know about me,
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  Speaker 1: you know because I told you. You didn't have to.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't have to do no research.
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  Speaker 4: No revelation.
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  Speaker 1: There ain't no revelation. If you listen, guess what? If
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  Speaker 1: you listen to me, you'll hear about me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What did you think? Why do you think I'm afraid
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  Speaker 1: for people to know who I am? I'm not. I
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  Speaker 1: don't got a lot of myself and I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people. I know exactly who I am
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  Speaker 1: and I know exactly what I've done. And everything you say,
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  Speaker 1: I've said. Guess what he did? You know, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: More people listen to me about me than you about me.
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  Speaker 1: That part.
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  Speaker 4: That part.
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  Speaker 2: And what's so crazy to me, the thing that I...
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  Speaker 2: It was a couple of videos that he released. And
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  Speaker 2: one of the things that he talked about was, you know,
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  Speaker 2: if you... I wouldn't have had a problem. This is
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  Speaker 2: regarding Michelle Obama. If Barack Obama had come to me
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  Speaker 2: and said something, but you don't talk about, you know,
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  Speaker 2: another man's wife to somebody... And I'm thinking to myself,
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  Speaker 2: isn't that what you did? That's the very thing you did.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I don't give a
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  Speaker 1: damn what that white man's dog think of what I do.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't. You and your funny looking wife.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. You started it. You started it. Don't sit
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  Speaker 1: up and talk to me about that. Y'all was firing
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  Speaker 1: people for talking about your daddy, Charlie Kirk, wasn't you?
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't you? Don't miss me with that. Now y'all trying
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  Speaker 1: to play victim. That's crazy to me. Just like this
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  Speaker 1: whole Stephen A. They mad at the NABJ. They mad
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  Speaker 1: at them for giving him a thumbs down. And he
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  Speaker 1: ran to the very people where MAGA tried to murder
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  Speaker 1: the vice president. How are they in a commitment? They
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  Speaker 1: judge you with a thumbs down. The other built gallows. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what you think. You open your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: You talk about somebody I love. Period. Period. And you
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  Speaker 1: brought your dusty ass wife in, period. She's a prize
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  Speaker 1: to you. She looks like Daniel Day-Lewis to me. You
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  Speaker 1: don't get to start something and then say how it go.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a big dude. I just pushed you. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know you was going. No, no, we playing now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You think that your wife is a prize? I don't.
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  Speaker 1: You the one who said Michelle Obama looked like a man.
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  Speaker 1: You did that. And you ain't talking about just her.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they say about a lot of black women.
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  Speaker 1: Miss me with that. And I'll be damned if I'll
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  Speaker 1: be judged by a man with hips. I won't do it.
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  Speaker 1: It won't happen. You cannot be a man ovulating talking
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  Speaker 1: slick to me. It can't happen. You shaped like the
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  Speaker 1: music next monster. You talk crazy. You shaped like a
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  Speaker 1: female bus driver. You talking to me crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 1: You can hear all this on the real deal.
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  Speaker 4: Amen.
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  Speaker 1: This and more. I hate him. I hate him. I
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  Speaker 1: hate him. I do. What he did to Nolan Wells' mother,
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  Speaker 1: what he does, what he says about black people, and
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  Speaker 1: that's the broad you with? Yeah. That's your prize? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if she a man or not. Why are
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  Speaker 1: you worried about her anyway? Why don't you move on somewhere?
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  Speaker 1: Leave her.
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  Speaker 2: She ain't bothering you.
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  Speaker 1: If you're so happy, why don't you just be, you
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  Speaker 1: and Stick Stickly could just, I don't, you could just stay.
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  Speaker 1: Stick Stickly. We got the militant man, Jamal Kingsley. He's
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  Speaker 1: returned to expose racism hidden in our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, my brothers and sisters. This is Jamal Kingsley, the
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  Speaker 3: militant man. Here to expose racism hidden in our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 3: Why is it when you hit guide on your TV,
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  Speaker 3: you always get to MTV and VH1 before you get
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  Speaker 3: to TV1 and BET? Is it because you think white
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  Speaker 3: should always come first?
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  Speaker 1: Think about it, my brother.
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  Speaker 3: And why is it I was shopping for a mask
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  Speaker 3: the other day and I noticed whatever style of mask
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  Speaker 3: you want, the white mask always costs more than the
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  Speaker 3: black mask.
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  Speaker 4: Hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Even when you do the same job, white gets paid more.
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  Speaker 3: Think about it, my brother. And why is it when
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  Speaker 3: you add bleach to your laundry load, it makes the
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  Speaker 3: whites whiter? But you know, if you add too much bleach,
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  Speaker 3: it will tear your clothes up. I guess that just
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  Speaker 3: goes to show too much white is never a good thing.
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  Speaker 3: Think about it, my brother. This has been Jamal Kingsley,
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  Speaker 3: the militant man. And until next time, stay woke and
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  Speaker 3: think about it, my brother.
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  Speaker 1: That's going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: So DLU will show you a 2026 edition. Remember that
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  Speaker 1: you can, uh, every Thursday and Monday, my podcast uncertain
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  Speaker 1: is doing really well. You can hear me. Congratulations. Say
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  Speaker 1: what I really say out loud. It doesn't have this.
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  Speaker 4: Boy, is it a lot?
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  Speaker 1: Um, and also I will be in, uh, in, uh,
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  Speaker 1: Irvine this Friday and Saturday. So as our tour deal
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  Speaker 1: and deal, anything goes. So Jasmine Sanders, what'd you learn today?
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  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of taking things away, I saw where Metta
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  Speaker 2: had to agree to an $ 18 billion settlement over these
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  Speaker 2: allegations about, you know, their platforms, farming children and things
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  Speaker 2: like that. It is absolutely nothing considering the number of
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  Speaker 2: young people who've lost lives and all the things. So
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's enough. Eighteen billion. It may not
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  Speaker 1: be enough, but it ain't nothing. It's nothing. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, ten dollars a person.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, man.
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  Speaker 1: It is literally it is literally some cities or states
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  Speaker 1: entire budgets.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: So it ain't nothing. It ain't nothing. I would like
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  Speaker 1: for it to go to people instead of these municipalities,
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  Speaker 1: because what happens is generally the sewer, like the state
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  Speaker 1: or the city or whoever levied the suit, they get
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  Speaker 1: the money. It should go to the people that were
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  Speaker 1: harmed to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But a $ 2 trillion company, that $ 12 billion ain't nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's something. It's something. I don't give a. Anything
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  Speaker 1: with a B in it, I don't care if it's
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  Speaker 1: a b * * * * or a billion, is something. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: Hold up there, buddy. I'm not kidding. Skip, what did
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  Speaker 1: you learn today, baby boy?
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  Speaker 4: You know, I started feeling guilty about complaining about the
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  Speaker 4: weather because it's been like triple digits, like hot, like 108, 105.
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  Speaker 4: And then I turned on the news and see what
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  Speaker 4: other parts of the country are going through with floods
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  Speaker 4: and storms. I'm like. I need to sit down, shut up,
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  Speaker 4: and be thankful.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's the first day of spring, first day
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  Speaker 1: of fall tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Can you believe that?
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  Speaker 3: So crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I can. I can. Well, you get that.
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  Speaker 4: It's not the first day of fall until like the 20-something,
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  Speaker 4: I thought.
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  Speaker 1: I think that. I heard something today.
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  Speaker 4: Fall equinox. The fall equinox.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's the meteorological fall.
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  Speaker 4: The meteorological. That ain't the one that mess with our weather, though.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what, man. You tried to set me
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  Speaker 1: off like I didn't know what I was saying. Thank you, June.
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  Speaker 1: This is the first time you ever helped me in
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  Speaker 1: 15 years. And I was right. It's the elite. Whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is. I've been practicing. Did I get it right?
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 1: It is. Now, now, Jessica, you ain't the only one
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  Speaker 1: went to college.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if you're not in space, fall starts on September 22nd.
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  Speaker 4: But OK.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well, you know what? Can you hear me, Skip?
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  Speaker 1: How about that? Is that clear?
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  Speaker 2: Loud and clear.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of fall is that? And guess what? You
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  Speaker 1: could hear that from space, huh?
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  Speaker 4: Couldn't you?
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  Speaker 1: For real, Jessica. On the next D.O. Hughley Show, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: people get really upset with the things I say. Come on, Skip.
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  Speaker 1: Get ready. We're going to give them an opportunity to
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  Speaker 1: vent with our segment called F.U.
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  Speaker 3: D.O.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley. It's a meteorological assessment that ain't nobody asked for. Plus,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to welcome someone as benevolent as the human
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  Speaker 1: favorite short bus operator. Pull that straight. We got us
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  Speaker 1: See you on the other side.