Latest / ABJ / Bangin Beers McGraw Box Blondes Have More Fun
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- 0:09What's going on everybody? We are back another banging
- 0:13beers with Lily. This is like our 4th 3rd beer.
- 0:17Third beer. Tonight we're drinking.
- 0:19Wait. We did the two yesterday
- 0:21technically. No, I'm just saying for tonight
- 0:24because we're in the same clothing third one time.
- 0:26So this one, I'm not sure how I want to feel about it.
- 0:28It is a coffee beer. It's a blonde.
- 0:32Maybe the blonde helps me, maybe it doesn't.
- 0:34She's drinking out of her Golden Girls glass.
- 0:36I'm drinking for. Being a friend that is also a
- 0:39Ninja Turtles. Yeah, Ninja Turtles Glass.
- 0:40I have my Batman animated series glass from Skeeter Glassware,
- 0:46which is not a thing anymore. I don't I don't like coffee.
- 0:51Oh, the the can. So I immediately look at the
- 0:54logo for this Brewer like this here.
- 0:57What's what do you when you look at that, what's the first thing
- 0:59that pops in your head? Pizza.
- 1:00Pizza it. Reminds me of a pizza, the
- 1:03thingy that you cook the pizza. It's a cat.
- 1:06It's a cane. No, I can tell that it is, but I
- 1:08mean immediately first. Thing I look at this, can I look
- 1:10at this beer and I think Cracker Barrel.
- 1:12I can see that. I go right to Cracker Barrel,
- 1:14look like, look at everything they have.
- 1:15Yeah, the wooden sign. Yeah, it.
- 1:17Gives me Cracker Barrel vibes. So this is McGraw Brock Box
- 1:21Brewing. Also, I, I think cigar when I
- 1:24think this place, I feel like this is like a cigar bar
- 1:28fucking. I'm just going by the logo.
- 1:30I don't know. I know nothing about this.
- 1:31This was a beer that was brought by my dad, I think, to give to
- 1:34my brother. My brother left it and we stole
- 1:36it and we're drinking it. Whoops.
- 1:38But sorry. Austin, it does have I like the
- 1:40smell of coffee. It has a good smell.
- 1:43This beer has a good smell, very good smell, very good smell.
- 1:46I'm terrified to drink it. I like I don't mind blondes, but
- 1:49we'll see. But McGraw Box Brewing is a 3.88
- 1:54average beer for McGraw New York, United States,
- 1:56Pennsylvania, United States Pennsylvania, United States, New
- 1:58York. They aren't just on Facebook
- 2:01according to untapped and their website is mcgrawboxbrewing.com.
- 2:043.2 K check insurance so not a lot. 825 unique 226 likes and I
- 2:10have never had a beer from them. They are on one Spring Rd. or
- 2:14drive, I don't know 1 Spring St. or Street New York and they are
- 2:18123 miles from US. McGraw Box Brewing.
- 2:22It's hard to say but they company is a third generation
- 2:25family owned business. We brew a large variety of eight
- 2:29barrels to keep plenty of new and loved beers on tap.
- 2:33Our indoor brewery features a large spacious tabletop seating,
- 2:36private party room and plenty of outside room outside for
- 2:40cornhole sitting with beer and enjoying the scenery.
- 2:43Come joy And come joy our craft beer.
- 2:46I'm full of fucked up enjoy. Yes with live entertainment,
- 2:49food trucks. Feel the history of McGraw Box
- 2:51Brewing within the walls of our tap room.
- 2:52We appreciate all the feedback and love.
- 2:55We'll hold you to that with great photos and community here
- 2:59on untapped. Cheers.
- 3:00So I like that you guys give a good vibe with your with your
- 3:03write up. Your write ups are good.
- 3:04I like it. I like it 72 beers.
- 3:07There's some cream ales, which I love me some cream ales.
- 3:09So I would love to try something else besides a beer I probably
- 3:12won't like because I don't like the taste of coffee.
- 3:15So maybe when my dad goes back up to New York, I'll I'll ask
- 3:17him. We have a couple other ones.
- 3:19I'll. Try this one just for the name.
- 3:22Measure one string twice. Measure twice, Cut once.
- 3:25Measure once. Drink twice.
- 3:26That's a hazy. You might not like that.
- 3:27Oh, I probably the 1559 cream ale sounds good select and
- 3:32better is a IPA. You won't be into that.
- 3:35But first coffee. That's a Porter too, not not
- 3:38even like a stout That'd be all but you painted black Isn't
- 3:41that's pretty cool. The McGraw Lager, That could be
- 3:44one we enjoy together. Peanut Butter Porter.
- 3:46Peanut butter Porter you like? So Lily likes the darker beers.
- 3:49We've already established that they have a Raspberry fruited
- 3:52sour, so that they make a variety of different style beers
- 3:56is pretty cool. All right, so let's get into it.
- 3:59Oh, they have a Peach one even for their sour.
- 4:00Like that? So this is a blonde golden ale
- 4:04Other style beer NA on the ABV. The IBU is five.
- 4:08Oh wait, where's the can? 4.3 ABV Thanks.
- 4:15I'm tapped 50 check insurance for so far for this one, it
- 4:20averages a 4.13, so it breaks the four scale.
- 4:23So that's pretty cool. Light body blonde ale with
- 4:27savory tastes. A savory twist of salted caramel
- 4:31coffee. Which is your favorite caramel
- 4:33favorite coffee? Yeah.
- 4:35Buttery caramel coffee. Rich dedicate, delicate flavor,
- 4:3865 total shaders. Yeah 4 monthly check insurance.
- 4:41I'm just seeing if anyone has any write ups here.
- 4:44Nice and light coffee caramel as described.
- 4:46Cheers from RJ all on Untapped once again.
- 4:50If you want to follow me, I am ABJ podcast.
- 4:52Lily hasn't yet to get it on tap, but maybe we'll get.
- 4:54Her on to download it now at this point.
- 4:56It's very educational, right? It's AI.
- 4:58Love it as a tool for the podcasting yeah.
- 5:00As someone who's not a professional beer drinker or not
- 5:02a savant, I I think as a blue collar guy, I think this is
- 5:04super helpful. So.
- 5:06Curiosity I'm really not that this is part of this podcast,
- 5:10but I'm really wondering if they make one for like on the blazing
- 5:14bud side of. Things they do.
- 5:15It's called Leafly. There you go, I'm going to have
- 5:18to download that too. I'm already on it.
- 5:20All right, cheers. Smells great.
- 5:22I smell the caramel. I think that's.
- 5:23What? That's the caramel you smell.
- 5:28It's definitely coffee. If you like coffee, I feel
- 5:34you'll love it. I don't like it.
- 5:35You don't like it? I don't like it.
- 5:36What don't you like about it? It tastes like coffee grounds.
- 5:41Well. I don't know the difference.
- 5:46So all right, I like my my coffee porters to taste like
- 5:50they have the flavoring of maybe like a a Creamer in it, almost
- 5:54like the sweetness with the Creamer.
- 5:56This does have a caramel taste, but I feel like it's it if you
- 6:02drink coffee when you get to the bottom and you have the grounds
- 6:04and you get grounds in your mouth and it just kind of tastes
- 6:06like that. Coffee is just sitting there and
- 6:09it's almost old and stale. I'm not saying that this is old
- 6:12or stale. I mean, it must be.
- 6:14To me it's it has more of like a it is a very bold coffee taste,
- 6:20but the caramel is very very soft.
- 6:22I almost don't even taste the caramel.
- 6:24I taste more of the coffee with it.
- 6:26I feel I don't know. I don't know.
- 6:27I don't drink coffee. I'm not a coffee drinker.
- 6:29I feel if you'd like coffee, you'll like this.
- 6:30But that got debunked, sorry. I think it smells amazing.
- 6:34I don't taste very beer. The after taste is nice for me
- 6:38because it does have that blonde ale to it where a Porter or
- 6:41stout that roastiness will stay longer.
- 6:44I do get like just sitting here now.
- 6:46I do taste caramel on my tongue. It's not I I went for a second
- 6:54drink that's not normally not what I would do after drinking
- 6:57A4 Loko too. Well our palate.
- 7:00Our palate may be fucked also. I've been drinking the sitting
- 7:04back at our freaking pardon me while I burst in between, but I
- 7:10don't know, I it almost has a I guess for being a blonde.
- 7:15I get it because it does. It's not a very potent coffee
- 7:19taste, which might sound hypocritical to what I just
- 7:21said, but it has, I taste more of the coffee than anything
- 7:25else, but it tastes like watered down, like, oh, OK, here's the
- 7:29perfect example. People who drink coffee when you
- 7:32use the Keurig cup and you get the first cup and it's nice and
- 7:35dark and then you forget it. But yes, what you didn't switch
- 7:39the cup and you use it for a second one go round and it's
- 7:41watery, but it still has that coffee taste to it.
- 7:44That's what I that's what I taste in.
- 7:45It what would you score this? Not that I wouldn't drink it
- 7:50because I would like if somebody was like, hey, this is what we
- 7:52got versus like a hazy IPA or something, I'd be like give me
- 7:56that. But I would probably give it
- 7:57like a 275. I wouldn't quite give it a
- 8:00three. It's not my style, so I'm not
- 8:02going to give it a score on a tap.
- 8:03I don't want to bring their average down.
- 8:04So if it's not a style of beer I'm into, I tend to not score it
- 8:07because that you don't because like their reputations on the
- 8:10line. So if they have this beer is
- 8:11getting a 4.13 by all these people and.
- 8:14You give it one, take it down to like a 2.
- 8:15Average, right? So I'm going to check it in and
- 8:17say I had it. But I know that I as a beer
- 8:20drinker I see coffee beer that's not my beer like so why would I
- 8:24go and fucking tank the rating? But I am very interested to try
- 8:27other beers they make. I'm going to.
- 8:28Ask you a question now that it's kind of sat with me with the
- 8:31after taste, do you still taste caramel or do you taste
- 8:33butterscotch? I taste caramel.
- 8:35I taste almost like a butterscotchy flavor.
- 8:37Interesting. Yeah.
- 8:39I hope we weren't too harsh. But it's also fair that we're
- 8:43showing that we're being honest. We're not unbiased.
- 8:46We're not. Just like, everything's great,
- 8:48right? Yeah.
- 8:50But huge thanks to my dad for bringing this and letting me
- 8:51steal it. Another thing too, maybe this is
- 8:54this could be an older beer, this could be something that has
- 8:57been on a shelf and then went to a beer steer and then my dad
- 9:00bought it from the beer store and it's been sitting there
- 9:02forever. That happens.
- 9:03A lot of beer places, craft beers are not something that
- 9:05gets sold very quickly. So it sits on the shelf, sits on
- 9:08the shelf. And even if it's past date, a
- 9:11lot of places don't even rotate their beers or get rid of the
- 9:13old ones. They'll just sell them because
- 9:15they want to make the money. And then someone buys a beer
- 9:17like me who reviews content, drinks it, and it's a fucking
- 9:20malt bomb because it's been sitting forever.
- 9:22So we don't know, but it it, I don't think, I don't think
- 9:25that's the case for this one. I'm going to be honest.
- 9:26It doesn't taste like skunked or anything like that.
- 9:29No, it tastes. Fine.
- 9:30Sour by any means, but. I, I as like I said, I I would
- 9:35drink it if I had to, but it's not my style.
- 9:37It's not something I would go. I feel that if, if, like, like I
- 9:40said, if we were at a place and you were like, oh, we don't have
- 9:42porters, but if you want something coffee flavored, I'd
- 9:45be like, yeah, I'll drink that, yeah.
- 9:46If this was a Porter, I don't think I'd be able to drink as
- 9:48much as I drank like. That that's very, yeah.
- 9:51And I like that. And.
- 9:51I think the blonde softens it a little bit for me.
- 9:53Yeah. Yeah.
- 9:54All right. We'll see you guys on the next
- 9:55one. Actually, blondes, you were a
- 9:57blonde before. Let's let's we talked about in
- 10:00the on the last episode. I know you're I know you're a
- 10:02dark, spooky girl. But now, at one point in time,
- 10:06you were blonde. Did you indeed have more fun as
- 10:08a blonde? I would just like to preface
- 10:11this, but I was only blonde for about two weeks.
- 10:14Did you have fun while you were? Blonde I had a lot of fun until
- 10:16I realized that so blonde slash silver hair hair dye to keep it
- 10:22without giving it that brassy like I wanted the platinum.
- 10:26I still to this day I have split dye hair where it's like half
- 10:30red half black. I want to go full Cruella
- 10:32deville. I want this to eventually be
- 10:34half white, half black with the little muddy piece in the front.
- 10:36But regardless, to have that that white color without the
- 10:42yellow brassiness to combat that you use like a purple shampoo,
- 10:47I'm giving you a little lesson in cosmetology.
- 10:48Wait, did you have more fun as a?
- 10:49Blonde. Here's what I'm going to say.
- 10:50I had a fun time until I realized that most purple
- 10:54shampoos have a lot of extracts of fruits.
- 10:58My best friend got me like a special like not from Sally's
- 11:04like from the actual salon store.
- 11:05You have to have a cosmetology license.
- 11:07She got me this nice purple shampoo that had mango extract
- 11:11in it and I didn't realize it when she bought it for me.
- 11:13I'm allergic to the most tropical fruits and I took a
- 11:17shower and I just showed you this picture yesterday came up
- 11:20on my came up on my Snapchat little memories.
- 11:23I looked like I had Jennifer Coolidge lips.
- 11:27OK, I had some Kim Kardashian lips, but I use I use real bad.
- 11:32What a real bad. They are super fun but yeah I
- 11:37ended up having an allergic reaction so I couldn't be when.
- 11:39You look at blondes and you're like, oh, I'm are you more
- 11:42attracted to blonde hair or darker hair?
- 11:46I think it depends on the person.
- 11:47I'm I'm going to be honest. So as someone who's pansexual, I
- 11:51do very much connect with a vibe with a person more than their
- 11:56looks. But I can definitely tell if
- 11:58like blonde maybe doesn't suit you so well, or you're not a
- 12:02brunette, you're naturally a blonde.
- 12:03I feel like I can pick that out pretty well.
- 12:05Yeah, I feel like we're conditioned as a society that
- 12:07you see, like a hot blonde, you're like, oh, hot blonde.
- 12:09That's like. The Pamela Anderson Wow, that's.
- 12:11The standard, you know, right? Yeah.
- 12:13And I, I feel like that's, I feel like it's fair to say that
- 12:16yeah, a blonde bombshell. Like, yeah, that's cool.
- 12:18But I feel like there's just as many brunette bombshells.
- 12:21Like brunettes need love too, OK.
- 12:23Listen. Brunettes have fun.
- 12:25We're talking about the beard name.
- 12:26That's fun. I like this.
- 12:27This is a little fun. Vanter the beard.
- 12:29I like it. I'm gonna be honest.
- 12:31I'm a Van Morrison guy. Give me my brown eyed girls,
- 12:33give me the darker hair. Give me those emo girls, blonde
- 12:36hair, blue eyes. I think you're fine.
- 12:38I think you're fine. But I think I I tend to go more
- 12:40towards the darker hair and darker eyes.
- 12:43Maybe that's also something not necessarily with you, but
- 12:47culture wise, like in Texas, I'm not saying there wasn't a lot of
- 12:50blondes, but where I grew up, I was, I grew up in a like
- 12:54predominantly Hispanic neighborhood town.
- 12:57All of the towns that I lived in were predominantly Hispanic.
- 13:00So there weren't a whole lot of blondes and the people who were
- 13:02blondes were artificially blonde.
- 13:04All right. Let the comments know who's your
- 13:06favorite blonde? Do blondes have more fun?
- 13:08Are you prefer blondes over brunettes?
- 13:10List it off below. Tell us some beers you like and
- 13:13we'll see On the next episode we're going to be drinking.
- 13:15We're going from a beer that should have been a darker beer
- 13:19but was made into a blonde to a Porter.
- 13:22So I'm doing another darker beer.
- 13:23So 2 episodes, two episodes that are Wheat Row where they're not
- 13:26my favorite style, but they're lilies and that's why she was
- 13:28joining me. We're going to have some beers
- 13:30from Ithaca. We're going to have the Red
- 13:32Velvet Porter and maybe we'll talk about our favorite cakes
- 13:34this episode and this Red Velvet, your favorite, who
- 13:36knows? Let us know in the comments.
- 13:38We'll see you next week banging beers.
- 13:39We're out of here. Bye.