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- Mid Thought Eric: We're ready. You do it. You s you go. You talk. Mid the crisis. Got into the valley. Whoa Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Chris: What is up everybody? Welcome to the Mid Thought Crisis. My name is Chris. He is Eric. Let's Mid Thought Eric: I'm Eric. Mid Thought Chris: see where this one goes. My friend, it has been too long. How are you? Mid Thought Eric: My brother from another mother. I'm Mid Thought Chris: My brother in Christ. Mid Thought Eric: in the I'm in the bunker deep in the woods of Mid Thought Chris: You're the bunker? Mid Thought Eric: southern southern Pennsylvania in an undisclosed location. Nobody knows where I am. We will Mid Thought Chris: Out in the wilderness in undisclosed location. No one knows. No one knows. Mid Thought Eric: use we will use the Q stick to guide you. Get it? The Q. The Mid Thought Chris: The Q stick. Mid Thought Eric: Q. Mid Thought Chris: he's got jokes. For the audio listeners, Eric has pool cues next to his face. He just made it up. Mid Thought Eric: Get it? Q I just made it up. Mid Thought Chris: I say it's been too long and it's really only been since I've physically seen Mid Thought Eric: Mm. Mid Thought Chris: you and been in the same room as you, it's only been well, like a week, two weeks. You know what I'm saying? But it's been too long since we've Mid Thought Eric: Mm yeah, I know what you're saying, but it's been too long. Either way. Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: hit record on this, for the for the world to see. Mid Thought Eric: You you come in, you tease me and you leave me. That's how it works. Mid Thought Chris: I think that's the way you like it. Mid Thought Eric: Mark clip. Mid Thought Chris: Markle I think you like it real quick. I think you like it. Mid Thought Eric: Hey, hey, listen, real quick. So here's the funny part. Here's the funny part that I've noticed. pr Mid Thought Chris: About what? Mid Thought Eric: about us, every time any of us renegades do the mark clip thing, especially producer Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Eric: Mike, nothing ever happens with that clip. You just hear Mark clip and then it just plays. Mid Thought Chris: Well I I think we had Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: we had a guest producer Mike last time that was that was doing stuff and probably screwed it up. This guy. Mid Thought Eric: That's true. Yeah. Well, no not not look. Look. There are these clips. You have to Mid Thought Chris: Ow! Mid Thought Eric: mark them and then they go away. Mid Thought Chris: I know. I screwed that up, I think. Is what I'm trying to say. Exactly. The patio. Mid Thought Eric: No, I'm talking about the one at the patio. The one at the patio. The patio. Mid Thought Chris: What happened on the patio, do you remember? Or like what that's just Mid Thought Eric: There were a lot of marked clips. There were a lot of marked clips that were not marked. Mid Thought Chris: that just stayed in the video. That was still there. Or here. I heard that. Mid Thought Eric: They were still there. So we're like, now I know what I'm not supposed to see, but it was right there. I saw that. It's still here. Producer Mike. Mid Thought Chris: And by producer Mike you mean this guy. Anyway but yeah, so it's it's been about it's been Mid Thought Eric: Even better. Even better. Well, we can't aff we can't afford a producer because nobody will buy us coffee. And also, I'm still offering I'm still offering I'm st I'm I'm still offering singlet pictures. I'm gonna reduce Mid Thought Chris: No We He's still offering singlets. Mid Thought Eric: them at half price, okay? So twenty five dollar per singlet picture. Okay. That's half price deal if you do it. Mid Thought Chris: Twenty-five. Half price. It was fifty. That was perfect. That's so genius. After that it goes up to how much? Mid Thought Eric: It was fifty. It was fifty dollar. Yeah, so if you if you do it in the next if you call the show in the next ten minutes, you will secure your spot for the coupon code half off. Middot crisis. Hundred bucks. Mid Thought Chris: A hundred? I thought it went up to fifty. Mid Thought Eric: I'm gonna like you pay to play. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, I thought you said half off you get twenty five. Mid Thought Eric: Yes. Mid Thought Chris: And so half off of fifty is twenty five, right? Okay, okay. Mid Thought Eric: Was twenty five. Yeah. Yeah. But then you said, but if you don't take whose smoke alarm whose smoke detector is that? Mid Thought Chris: I'm not hearing any sounds. I don't know about you. Are you hearing sounds? I'm not hearing anything. What the heck is going on? Mid Thought Eric: I am and shears must not be working right. Chris, you're so blurry and maybe you need an extender like me. Mid Thought Chris: Maybe I do. Maybe oop here, hang on. I'm gonna try this. Mid Thought Eric: If I knew what brand it was, I would include them as a non-sponsor sponsor, but I have no idea. It came off Amazon. So I don't know what band I don't know what brand it was. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. Nothing through the mic. Nothing. You talk. You talk, I know here. I can't hear you through the mic. Chris's connection's terrible. Make fun of him. Shame him. Mid Thought Chris: Alright. Put a sound effect in there. Show me a sound effect. Do it. Give me anything. Give me any sound effect. Producer Mike. Producer Mike, give me any sound effect. What? For real? no way. No way. my connection's bad now. Mid Thought Eric: Kick him off the show. He's excommunicated Mid Thought Chris: Shame me upon your family. Mid Thought Eric: from the program. Mid Thought Chris: funny I can hear you. Me talk Mid Thought Eric: Can't hear ya. All right, so me talk Producer Mike: We we seem to be having technical difficulties with Chris, whatever you just did. No. hold on. I'm looking Mid Thought Eric: Can you hear him? I can't hear him. Chris, whatever you plugged in, you gotta plug back out. Did you like my gestures? Plugged in, plugged back out. Producer Mike: You're you're on the right you're on the right y audio device. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah? Huh. you talk. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. You got nothing. You're s you're flying solo. Producer Mike: It's not even registering as sound. Mid Thought Chris: I'm gonna leave and I'm gonna leave and come back in, okay? Okay, okay. Mid Thought Eric: He did something. He messed it up. Let's mark this clip. Mark clip. Chris is gone for good. Chris needs an extender. Right? wow, that's super loud. Producer Mike: Can't hear ya. He he left. Mark clip. And now I can add comments so I can say Chris Fuck up. I don't know what he changed, but he here he comes. How about now? How about now? Now. You're super loud. Mid Thought Eric: Stop it. Turn Mid Thought Chris: Alright, now now give me a so give me a sound effect. Mid Thought Eric: it down. Turn it down. It's too loud. It's too loud. You're Producer Mike: Give you a sound effect. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, give me any s any sound effect. Mid Thought Eric: too loud. S That's what she said. Mid Thought Chris: Hey Alright, give me another one. Gimme another one. Hey, okay, alright. We're back in b alright we're back Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, but you're just Mid Thought Chris: in business. Mid Thought Eric: Chris, Chris, you're you're too you're too loud. Chris. Yeah, you're Mid Thought Chris: I'm too loud? What do you I'm too loud? Mid Thought Eric: you're blasting my eardrums. Producer Mike: You're like, Well, hold on, I think I can turn you down. Mid Thought Eric: Like, Ma come on But can you turn him on? That's the question. Cause I do it all the time. Mid Thought Chris: You can turn Producer Mike: I can turn you down. Why can't I turn you down? Well Mid Thought Chris: audio device. Have they changed some sh stuff in here? how about is this better? Is this better? Is that better? Okay. Eric, Producer Mike: They have. They've they've messed with some stuff. That's better. Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: Mine's fine. I don't know what you mean. Better. Yes. Thank you. Mid Thought Chris: go look on your microphone so we're all balanced. Look on your microphone. I'm like all the way down towards the very I'm at at n nine o'clock. Does that make sense? On your actual microphone. Like microphone, right here. Right here, right here. Mid Thought Eric: I know what you're saying. You said nine. Mid Thought Chris: Nope. He just flopped. Mid Thought Eric: You're wait, you're at nine Producer Mike: We gotta call an IT. Mid Thought Chris: Nine o'clock. Mid Thought Eric: Then you're all the way. Yeah. I gotcha. yep, that's where I am. That was force gump. I was doing force gump, remember? Alright. Wait, we're starting all the way over? We had some good stuff. Alright. Mid Thought Chris: To the left. Okay, cool. Alright, here we go. There. There was some good stuff Producer Mike: No, no, just keep going. I'm just gonna Mid Thought Chris: in there. Producer Mike: mark here. and fuck up. Alright. Mid Thought Eric: Nine o'clock, Forrest Gump, he's like, go left and he's like Mid Thought Chris: What he just said. I really Mid Thought Eric: remember. Mid Thought Chris: hope I'm not putting this one together this week. my gosh. No, I don't know what you're talking about. Producer Mike: No, I'll I'll do it. I I marked the clips. That's the second F bomb of jobs. Alright. Mid Thought Eric: And for scump. All right. Mark that clip. Worty Dird from Midthought Not Mid Thought, Chris. Russ Producer Mike. Blast off. Mid Thought Chris: What do you talk about? Producer Mike: Alright and roll. Mid Thought Eric: So yeah, well, I mean we've Mid Thought Chris: Hey. Mid Thought Eric: been having a good time. Nothing happened. There was no glitch. I mean, we're just it's super smooth. How is your how has your week been so far, my brother? My brother in Christ. Mid Thought Chris: No g just super smooth conversation. So it really my brother in Christ, it has been it has been good. back in the sunshine free state of Florida. After Definitely heard that. No, it was it's the same temperature Mid Thought Eric: We hear that. It is very hot. Too hot down there. You'll never get me. Mid Thought Chris: there, same temperature there. Same Mid Thought Eric: No no no When you came to my pool, wasn't it heated like a week ago? Mid Thought Chris: yeah, but that's just 'cause you're a giant th Mid Thought Eric: 'Cause it was like sixty five degrees overnight, which is perfect. Like that's a a start a fire weather, that's a smoke a cigar weather, that's like that's perfect weather. Mid Thought Chris: Can do all those things. Mid Thought Eric: And sweat and get sunburnt. Mid Thought Chris: Just shut up. Mid Thought Eric: Even at night. Even at night. Mid Thought Chris: No, but we were able to hang out. I was tell I was telling producer Mike before you came on that we had a that we had a good time. I I was up there for for some work for a couple weeks and we were able to hang out over the weekend and Eric, I I will say my my manhood was severely damaged. and all it took was a little ride of Hershey Park called the Twizzler. Mid Thought Eric: Do tell. Mid Thought Chris: I was telling pr I was telling I was telling producer Mike about this. Mid Thought Eric: Twizzler zero gravity. Let's let's put the whole thing. Mid Thought Chris: I was I was setting the stage a little bit. So we Mid Thought Eric: Mm. Hershey Park, Pennsylvania, shout out. Best roller coaster. Nobody else has. Hey, they shared us on their page. We're worldwide. Mid Thought Chris: Hershey Park, Pennsylvania, setting the stage. Shout out to them. So yeah, here we are. Here we are. They did. It was great. Worldwide. All yeah, Hershey's Hershey it was a lot of fun. So I I will say, my manhood was severely wounded throughout the entirety, Mid Thought Eric: That's all it took. Mid Thought Chris: throughout the entirety of that day, and I'll explain why here in a second. So setting Mid Thought Eric: I don't I beg to differ. Mid Thought Chris: the stage for who was in attendance was myself, Eric. Eric's wife, and Eric's nephew. And how old is Aliyah? Mid Thought Eric: She is nine. Mid Thought Chris: Sh nine, okay. And this guy right here. So the first roller coaster we go on, like right. S the girl is about as brave Mid Thought Eric: But she's like part demon, so it's Mid Thought Chris: as it gets. There is nothing that this girl is afraid of, right? So first ride they take me on is a I I don't know how to describe this thing, but I hadn't it's been a while since I've been on like pretty insane roller coasters. And this first one they take me on. I do Mid Thought Eric: They don't have anything like that. They don't have anything like that down where you are. Mid Thought Chris: at Universal. It's just been a it's been a hot second and So the first ride we go on, I'm kind of distracted. I'm on the phone. I'm having a conversation, you know, navigating some stuff. And we're I'm kind of not paying attention to where we're going, where we're going. And I look up and there's this roller coaster, and I'm like, And then like they proceed to tell me that it's it's like the highest, fastest roller coaster in in the park. And I'm like, huh. All right, here we go. We're just starting off right, right, right out the gate. And man, I I felt old and I felt fragile. Mid Thought Eric: Do remember the speed of that roller coaster, if you will? Mid Thought Chris: Nine thousand miles an hour, I don't know. Mid Thought Eric: I want to say it was seventy-two to s or seventy-four. It was like seventy seventy-four for that. It's the fastest one. Mid Thought Chris: So I I think I re to be totally transparent, I I actually do love roller coasters, but I think it it's I think the commentary that you can make on a on a roller coaster is kind of it was it was it was a lot of fun. So there's another ride that really got me. and as a Mid Thought Eric: And you didn't even you but wait you didn't even get to do Stormrunner, which is like the best one. 'Cause that was closed down. Mid Thought Chris: that's the one that launches you and then you go like eight miles in the air. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, that was like the first that was a new concept. Like when that came out, I was I was in college right there. So it was like mm, twenty years ago almost. Mid Thought Chris: You ever you ever been to Cedar Point in Ohio? So yeah, th there's one similar to where it like launches you at ninety miles an hour and then goes up eight miles into the air and then Mid Thought Eric: No, but Courtney has. Yep. They have some good ones. Yep. Yeah. It's like the first high all hydraulic one back then. Mid Thought Chris: Right. These are these are just crazy roller coasters and I I think the commentary is the most fun. I will say, so producer Mid Thought Eric: What commentary? What are you talking about? Mid Thought Chris: Mike, I sent you a a little YouTube video of the POV of the Twizzler, which is this I I I don't know how to describe this flip and ride. So before you hit Mid Thought Eric: It's the best. Mid Thought Chris: play on this, producer Mike, Shout out to Hershey for having you can go back to it. Can you put that back up on the screen? Mid Thought Eric: Very important. Everybody's watching. Mid Thought Chris: so before you hit play on this, I'd like to draw Mid Thought Eric: Don't hit play. Mid Thought Chris: I'd I'd like to draw the audience's attention to that little tiny very slim bar that goes across your waist. Right here. Yep, producer Mike has his little mouse on it. With that one Mid Thought Eric: That's it. Mid Thought Chris: tiny little handle that you are supposed to be praying and hanging on to for dear life. So I'm not sure if it was the fact that I was wearing athletic shorts. I'm not sure if it was the fact that I'm old now. I'm not sure if it was the fact that I y I don't know what. I I think I had one more click. You know how when they put those you know, those belts over top of you? and then they like Mid Thought Eric: What do you mean by what do you mean by they like describe the process of them putting it? Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Chris: The s the staff member like the s the ha the staff members that are you know that are, you know, making sure that you're safe, I feel like it probably could have been pushed down a little bit harder. So I felt like there was a little bit of gap that I probably could easily just I could have gotten launched into the air, and it Mid Thought Eric: Do you feel like do you feel like the do you feel like the individual who actually protected you and confirmed that was really certified and eligible to be in charge of your Mid Thought Chris: I trust, Mid Thought Eric: life? Mid Thought Chris: I trust that Hershey would not I I trust that Hershey would Mid Thought Eric: The science. Mid Thought Chris: not risk you know our s our safety you know for the sheer fact that they would have to you know pony up some serious dollars if you know something crazy happens. Mid Thought Eric: I agree. Mid Thought Chris: You know what I'm saying? So right before we Mid Thought Eric: I know what you're saying. Mid Thought Chris: right before we get on this ride, some poor soul got off from this and immediately projectile vomited everywhere. So producer Mike Right next to that Twizzler sign. Can you put right about there, would you say, Eric? Right about there. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. So Chris, did you actually see this happen? Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: I didn't. but I I saw the look on the poor kid the poor staff member's face as he looked over it and just went Ugh that in slow motion, this is what he did. I'm gonna do it again in case you missed it. He was like 'cause he knew what they had to Mid Thought Eric: One more time. One more time. One more time for the audience. That looks like a bad dream. Mid Thought Chris: Because he knew what he had to do here. that's exactly what this poor kid said. So yeah, they had to, you know, work to clean it up. And that should have been my first my first tell. Cause like I I don't know, man. When you look at this thing in action, you're like, okay, this can't be this, whatever, it's a swing. It's not a big deal. But I it's Mid Thought Eric: Mm really beg to differ. Mid Thought Chris: what I tried to I mean, I've got your nine year old daughter that is excited to get on this thing that is f flailing. Mid Thought Eric: When I saw this thing in action the first time, I thought it was a guillotine. I thought it was like a like a modern day hydraulic run guillotine. 'Cause I just see whoosh off with your head. Whoosh Catherine of England Whoosh Queen Mary the First Whoosh Right? And Mid Thought Chris: Yes. Yes. Yes, a thousand percent. Yes. Off That's exactly right. Catherine Let the meat cake. Let the meat cake. Yes. Mid Thought Eric: I'm like, who are they chopping up? That's what I thought the first time I saw it. Sorry. Proceed. If you will. Mid Thought Chris: yeah. So so producer Mike, at the risk of, you know, revisiting a very traumatic event, I'm gonna ask you to hit play on that and I'll a you'll go a few seconds and I'll Mid Thought Eric: wait wait wait wait before you do that I Mid Thought Chris: Before we would do that. Mid Thought Eric: I have a very important distinction to make. It's not a distinction. It look, I'm building on your case, okay? Mid Thought Chris: Distinction between w Look. Okay. Mid Thought Eric: I have been on that ride at least eight times. Okay. And now every Mid Thought Chris: With your nine year old. Who's ex who's more excited the next time? Mid Thought Eric: every single time I feel like that little lap bar they put on you is either way too loose and you're gonna fall out, or Mid Thought Chris: Yes. Yes, yes. Mid Thought Eric: Way too tight and you can't breathe, and your Mid Thought Chris: Yes. Mid Thought Eric: manhood is squished. Mid Thought Chris: I'd rather squish my beans than fly out of that thing. Mid Thought Eric: Well, at that listen, if you're if it's too tight, you just want Mid Thought Chris: I don't care. Squish I Mid Thought Eric: it to be over with 'cause like it's it's uncomfortable. And you're like, just I don't care. I'd rather I'd rather fly into space Mid Thought Chris: I wanna be uncomfortable and not launching into the ether. Mid Thought Eric: than have my my my my nuts squished, okay? So I will just Mid Thought Chris: I'm good. Mid Thought Eric: say I agree with that feeling of it's either too loose or too tight. There's no that's what she said. there's no like Mid Thought Chris: Cause Mid Thought Eric: Perfect medium. Okay. Mid Thought Chris: I was wearing athletic shorts that day too. A and I think there's something slippery in nature about the athletic shorts too, that just kinda in your mind you're like this doesn't feel good. You know what I mean? Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. No no I mean everybody's wearing athletic yeah. But I mean mo here's the thing, I know what you're saying, but look, most most of the rides, like they have a shoulder harness and they have a lap belt and then they have a Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Lack me in. Mid Thought Eric: a thing and then it's all hydraulic and all this stuff. Mid Thought Chris: Lock me in. Mid Thought Eric: And they're like all these computerized images of like, yeah, you're good. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: This one's just like, am I Kay? Hey, hey, Habib, am I gonna make it? Like am I okay? what's going on? You know? yeah. Mid Thought Chris: Before you know it, they hit start. Mid Thought Eric: So I just wanna say it is like every time I've been on it, I love it at the end. But when I go when I go through it, I'm like, this could be it. This could be it. My family is gonna get super rich. Courtney's gonna go and marry some schmuck and they're gonna have Mid Thought Chris: At the end when it's over. This could be it. This could be how I go. Dude. You know what though? Mid Thought Eric: multi million dollars. Mid Thought Chris: I mean Mid Thought Eric: That's a great way to go out, right? Like if if if you had to go out, wouldn't you want to just be flying into space for like seven thousand yards Mid Thought Chris: It's a s it's a fantastic way to go out. Just launched. Just launched. my gosh. Mid Thought Eric: and then land in the middle of like some field and all of your body parts everywhere and then Mid Thought Chris: I don't think you're landing in some field. I think you're landing right there. Mid Thought Eric: Well you're either gonna you're either gonna hit the well it depends, all right. But you're either gonna hit the great the great bear or you're gonna go way past it. Mid Thought Chris: Which is that is that yellow thing or that Mid Thought Eric: not the yellow one. the the the one straight like the blue one here. Mid Thought Chris: The blue one, okay. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, the yellow one back there is skytrack. Mid Thought Chris: well Hershey I don't I don't think the I don't think Hershey Hershey's not gonna like us anymore after we're giving commentary on this. I don't know. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Sorry. I Producer Mike: Sky Rush. Mid Thought Eric: Sky Rush. Yes. No, because they are a they're a non sponsoring sponsor this time. So we're good. Mid Thought Chris: All right, anyway. Mid Thought Eric: Hey, I told you this is my favorite ride. This is my favorite ride. I told you that from the beginning. I love it. Thank you, Hershey. Thank you, Hershey. You nailed it. He's like, Would you guys stop talking? Mid Thought Chris: You did. You absolutely did. And I loved it too. Producer Mike. Producer Mike, show us Sh show us how we almost died. Here we go. Ugh. I'm here. we're you can turn that down a little bit. Here, I think I'm okay still when it goes when it goes back up here. I think I'm good. I think I'm good here. Not good here! Not good at all. Pause that, pause Mid Thought Eric: It's the best ride of her she's ever done. Mid Thought Chris: that. Yep, right there. Right right about this moment, I feel like I'm I'm loose. I I I feel like I'm Mid Thought Eric: Tell us something. Mid Thought Chris: I'm I'm I'm falling out of that seat. Right? I'm falling out of that seat and at this particular moment I think I looked over and I think I screamed something to the effect of I clearly told you my safe word is Apple and I've been saying Apple multiple times, like I something to that effect. What was the exact phrase I had a funny phrase, I I don't remember. Mid Thought Eric: Well, Chris, now that you bring that up, Mid Thought Chris: Safe words? Mid Thought Eric: let's just put the no. Let's just put your riding experience in perspective, okay? Mid Thought Chris: In perspective. Mid Thought Eric: I think the first roller coaster we got on, you impersonated Will Farrell off of Talia Day Good Nights. Oop! Help me Tom Cruise! Help me up before Mid Thought Chris: Yes. Help me Oprah Winfrey. Help me Tom Cruise Mid Thought Eric: So at this point I'm not taking you seriously, okay? I'm like, this guy's just an idiot. Mid Thought Chris: R right, right. Nor should you. He's he's only after the commentary, which is true. Apple! Apple! Mid Thought Eric: And then you were like, Apple, Apple, Apple, my safe word is Apple. And Habiba's down there like But Mid Thought Chris: Oblivious. They're he's talking to his buddy, like, could you believe that dude just puked over there? Yeah, I know, right? Mid Thought Eric: This is this is a good picture because it show I mean normally I see at least twice this amount of people down there, but they always Mid Thought Chris: Right. Mid Thought Eric: like no doubt there are people down there and they're they're like videoing you, they're taking pictures of you, they're Mid Thought Chris: Right. Mid Thought Eric: waving at you, or they're making fun of you. like they there's always somebody watching you. Mid Thought Chris: Right. Some dude is yelling Apple up there as he's some dude is yelling Apple as he's getting launched into the stratosphere. All right. So producer Mike, thank you for this great Mid Thought Eric: Yes. It's a great ride. Hershey, thank you. Hershey Park, you nailed it. Mid Thought Chris: ride. I truly was one with my creator that day. hit hit play on that again. So Eric, I don't know Mid Thought Eric: Thank you for your sponsorship, Hershey. Mid Thought Chris: if you noticed this before, but look at those look at those lap bars. Look look how there's there's some movement Mid Thought Eric: I know. Mid Thought Chris: there. Those lap bars right there that producer Mike just highlighted. They're moving! Look at them move! They are moving. They're moving. Why are they moving? Mid Thought Eric: telling you that's that's that's the craziest thing about the ride. I don't know I don't know how they got this. I don't know how they got this across the safety inspectors. Mid Thought Chris: How did this pass? It's such a fun Mid Thought Eric: But it's good. Mid Thought Chris: run, it's such a good time. Apple, apple, apple, apple, apple. Mid Thought Eric: No, it wasn't a good time. It was not a good time. You screamed like a little girl. Mid Thought Chris: I screamed a little like a little girl on all of them because it's Mid Thought Eric: That's true. So I was like, I don't take you seriously. Mid Thought Chris: because it's fun. but I d what did I say? I got off and I was like, I hate the or no, I was saying I hate this. I hate this. Mid Thought Eric: Y you were like, I'm not doing this one anymore. This one's terrible. get me off of here. I hate this. this is awful. Like a little girl. Mid Thought Chris: Right my gosh, this right here. my gosh. It's such a good ride. It's such a good ride. I love it. Mid Thought Eric: It's awesome. What a great ride. Actually I'm gonna be there tomorrow, Chris, and I'm gonna I'm gonna ride that in your name. Yep. I am. Mid Thought Chris: Of course you are. You You deserve the break. You've worked how many days this week? Mid Thought Eric: Nine days straight between last last week and this week. Mid Thought Chris: You worked over the weekend? Mid Thought Eric: No, I mean like nine working days straight. So I need to take a day off. Mid Thought Chris: okay. yeah, it's been it's been a fun summer. Mid Thought Eric: W working on a weekend, what do you mean? Mid Thought Chris: you said nine days straight. Mid Thought Eric: I don't I don't what is that concept? Mid Thought Chris: Weekend. I don't know. I haven't done it a while. Mid Thought Eric: called a weekend for a reason. no, tomorrow we're going back there. We're gonna take some other friends. And Mid Thought Chris: Your what? Mid Thought Eric: other friends. Mid Thought Chris: Your what? Mid Thought Eric: We have other friends, Chris. We talked about this. Mid Thought Chris: You what? How long has this been going on? How long has this been going on? Wait a minute. Mid Thought Eric: He's your friend too. He's your friend too, Chris. He's a friend to all. Mid Thought Chris: He is He is absolutely a a a friend to all he's a friend of the show, I think. Isn't he a friend of the show? Does he listen? Mid Thought Eric: Yes, probably not. He's probably in bed like a responsible person True He Mid Thought Chris: I you don't think so? What do you mean? You can listen to this any time. I Mid Thought Eric: could. Mid Thought Chris: Are are you talking you talking about our friend Tim? Mid Thought Eric: Yes. Mid Thought Chris: You're going with them tomorrow, aren't you? You're hiding enemies of the state, aren't you? What was that movie where he's like, You're hiding enemies of the state, aren't you? No, enemy at the gates. Mid Thought Eric: I think it was called Enemy of the State. No. With Jas you're right. It was but that was Jason Bourne. It was a Jason Bourne movie. You know what I'm saying? All right, so Hershey Park was great. You had the best friends. It didn't cost you a penny. Mid Thought Chris: maybe. Sounds good. I do know what you're saying. Yeah, it was fun. Best friends, in spot it didn't well, it cost it cost me in food. But other than that, yeah, not a Mid Thought Eric: It costs you in Mid Thought Chris: Cause it costs it costs a little bit Mid Thought Eric: it costs you in Mid Thought Chris: of manhood. Mid Thought Eric: it cost you in nervous system failures and a pending heart attack when you're fifty four. Why did he die? I don't know, it might have had something to do with Twizzler. No, no, we're not doing that. Hershey Park is our non sponsoring sponsor this week. No, and we will be there tomorrow. Thank you for your patronage, all of us. Mid Thought Chris: Maybe a little bit. Do a little bit. Not doing that. They would never do that. No. They would never be responsible for that. Sweet bud. yeah, so we it's been a fun summer. I think we'll have one out before this one that talks a little bit about summer, but we I found this one picture of the two of us when you came down to visit Mid Thought Eric: Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Chris: one in the pool. Mid Thought Eric: So what is it? It's two to two, right? Mid Thought Chris: Two to two, what do you mean? Mid Thought Eric: Like visiting this year? You visited me twice? No, that's fourteen to two. Wait, what does that say? Mid Thought Chris: That's a football score. Fourteen to ten. It's a football score. That says Mikkelob Ultra. What are you talking about? Mid Thought Eric: That's the second non-sponsoring sponsor. Mid Thought Chris: Right, right, right. Yeah, make old tri. yeah, I think I don't know if we're two to two. You've been down here twice. I lived up there for like a couple months straight, so I'm not sure if that score what are you talking about? Mid Thought Eric: No, you owe me another one. It's two to one still. It restarts every new year. Mid Thought Chris: N that is not true. This is not a freaking leap year. What are you talking about? Mid Thought Eric: Every October October. That's a f that's a fiscal year. Yeah. Every January first it restarts, okay? So I'm up two to one. It's like Mid Thought Chris: October fiscal. Look at look at that picture. That's a good picture. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, zoom in on that. Zoom in on that. Can we get that? Mid Thought Chris: Can we zoom in? Mid Thought Eric: Like, are we throwing gang signs? What are we doing? I'm I'm doing peace. You got some sort of like West Side, where you at? West Side. Yeah, but I'm doing Tupac right now. Mid Thought Chris: I I threw up like rock star signs. No, that was that was Rockstar. That was like You're doing yeah, what are you doing? You're doing hey, I'm enjoying myself. That's what you're doing. All right. Thank you, producer Mike. Mid Thought Eric: We are both very white, like pasty white. Mid Thought Chris: Very white in that picture. I don't think I'm as white anymore. I don't think you are either. Mid Thought Eric: take your shirt off. Let's prove it. Viewers have to pay twenty dollars. Fifty dollars. Mid Thought Chris: twenty fifty dollars. Mid Thought Eric: Come on, let's go. Mid Thought Chris: so good. I think hey Eric, I think we peaked. I think this is our peak. Mid Thought Eric: Alright, well, it was good to be there. You you peeked like you were at the top of Candemodium. Mid Thought Chris: so good. Alright. That was good. And then Help me Oprah Winfrey. Help me Tom Cruise. He's Mid Thought Eric: Shout out to our non. Like, what's wrong with this guy? Actually, I'll tell you what. Mid Thought Chris: he looks over and goes, he's crying? Is he crying? A moment Mid Thought Eric: I will tell you a moment of vulnerability, okay? Listen. Mid Thought Chris: of vulnerability. Ooh, tell me more. I like when you're vulnerable. What? Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, so so there's one ride there's there's one ride at Hershey Park that really gets me. Mid Thought Chris: When I was vulnerable or you? Ooh, tell me more. Ooh my gosh. Yes. This is so true. Mid Thought Eric: Me. And that's the Hershey drop tower. Okay. That thing is like it messes with your senses. Okay. Cause it's like you you expect you're gonna drop far. It's like, okay, that's a weird feeling. But when you drop upwards, right, it's the opp Mid Thought Chris: When you drop up. Mid Thought Eric: like all your organs shift the other way or that way, Mid Thought Chris: All right. Mid Thought Eric: right? So like all your organs go way down, okay, Mid Thought Chris: Right. Mid Thought Eric: and you're up there and you're like, which way are you gonna go? We're going on here, we're gonna go up here, we're gonna go down here, we're gonna go up here, we're gonna go down here. So her she dropped tower for the win. Mid Thought Chris: That drop tower something. Yeah. That drop tower apparently gets Eric. And it that's again, that's Mid Thought Eric: Gets me good. Mid Thought Chris: one lap bar, right? With a tiny little thing. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, but you don't feel like you're swinging in the air. Like you're just going up and down. That's what she said. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. That one that Yeah, that Mid Thought Eric: More clip. Mid Thought Chris: that one you're just gonna get launched. but the swing you're like the s Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Like you'll fly straight up and then you'll land on your same on the same thing. Mid Thought Chris: I mean you'll be mangled by that point, but yeah, the the the s the swing you're like you could get launched into, you know, the the the little zoo thing or whatever that other thing is over there. What's that? Mid Thought Eric: Harrisburg for sure. A tiger would be like, Well, what's that? Like Jackson, huh? Mid Thought Chris: That's not a curtain, I'm out It's not a curtain. Poor Jackson, I'm sorry. Was that a was that a low blow? Mid Thought Eric: I'm gonna eat him. poor hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's below the belt. Yes. You hit me low and I love it. Apple Apple. Apple Mid Thought Chris: Apple Apple you're going through safe word already? Golly. What is happening? This is great. No, we need to go back immediately. What are you talking about? That was gold. Mid Thought Eric: All right. No more no more Hershey part. We're moving on. We went hey, we revisited we revisited an old o old theme, right? We went to the the chicken place. Mid Thought Chris: Chicken place. yeah Mid Thought Eric: Yes. Mid Thought Chris: yeah we did go we visited a chicken place that you have never been to together. Mid Thought Eric: Together Together Like both of us. Mid Thought Chris: And yeah, we went to Raising Canes, yeah. And what did you think about Raising Canes? That was your first time there. Mid Thought Eric: my first impression was, Holy crap, this place is too busy. We're leaving. Mid Thought Chris: Right. Mid Thought Eric: I think I said that. Mid Thought Chris: Yes, I think you those were your words verbatim when we walked through Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: the door. Mid Thought Eric: And I was like, and then some some of the others were like, the line moves really quick. And I'm like, Yeah, the line does move really quick. Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Eric: so yeah, so my honest assessment is those chicken tenders were amazingly smooth Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mid Thought Eric: and soft and buttery, if you will, and Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Eric: fresh for a fast food joint, if you will. Which it was very fast. Like, Mid Thought Chris: Right. I will. Right. Mid Thought Eric: hey If we're gonna ship back to that, we should ship back to the McDon McDonald's of Waynesboro. Okay, because that raise Mid Thought Chris: Have you gone back? Have you gone back? Mid Thought Eric: it that raisin canes went Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, yeah. Mid Thought Eric: through about seventy five people in line in about ten minutes. Mid Thought Chris: At most. At most. Right. They're not running like a bunch Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, I mean we're inside the store. This isn't Chick fil A, all right? But it's it's second best. Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: the they're not running like the homeschoolers in Chick-fil-A. Those those kids are Mid Thought Eric: If Mid Thought Chris: amazing. Mid Thought Eric: if that would have been us at the the Waynesburg McDonald's who's a non-sponsoring non-sponsor, they would never sponsor us. I mean if they paid the right amount, they would. All right, listen. Okay, okay, okay. ten dollars Mid Thought Chris: Non-sponsor. Never. Wait a minute. Time out. Time out. Eric. I mean if they were to it what's your dollar amount? What's your everyone's got a price? Ten dollars Mid Thought Eric: Waysboro, McDonald's, we got you for ten bucks. Mid Thought Chris: They they send you a used gift card with ten bucks on it and you're Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: like, you know what? Mid Thought Eric: But look, that Waynesburg McDonald's couldn't have handled ten people for the amount that Mid Thought Chris: No, not at all. Mid Thought Eric: yeah, so I mean I was very impressed. Mid Thought Chris: Let alone get their food right. Wha what what my f what did they Mid Thought Eric: Whew, yeah. Well, they did screw that up. They did screw that up twice. Mid Thought Chris: screw up? the McDonald's or Canes? No they didn't. Mid Thought Eric: No no. Yeah, where we were. Remember? They screwed the one thing up, we had to go back, and then you were Mid Thought Chris: They were like Mid Thought Eric: still up there because they wouldn't give me ice. I'm like, hey, I just want ice. Where's the ice for my tea? And they kept looking at me like, yeah, okay. Bye. Mid Thought Chris: that's right. I I was in the corner like twitching from the Twizzler still, so how good is that sauce though? I think that sauce is kind of one of those Mid Thought Eric: It's very good. Mid Thought Chris: things that definitely makes that quite good. Mid Thought Eric: the sauce was so good that I Googled the ingredients on the spot. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. You googled it on the spot. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, so it was like it was like mayonnaise ketchup Worcestershire, Worcestershire, Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Eric: Worcestershire. Nobody knows how to pronounce that. Mid Thought Chris: Mm. Mid Thought Eric: pepper and I forget the fifth one. Listeners to the show, please call in and tell us the fifth ingredient. Maybe vinegar, I don't know. Mid Thought Chris: I think you're I think you're right. It might have been vinegar. I th you're greeted Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. But no, it's good. Mid Thought Chris: you're greeted at the door by a large cardboard cutout of who was it? Mid Thought Eric: Mm. Do tell. Mid Thought Chris: Megan Moroni, I think, was I think she was like yeah yeah country singer. Mid Thought Eric: I don't know. I have no idea. I have no idea. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. let's see. Yeah, it was good. chicken was great. Mid Thought Eric: I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. But what what did our we're not gonna use any names, but what did our seventeen year old nephew say about what was her name? What'd you say? Mid Thought Chris: I have no idea. I still don't rem Megan Baroni. Mid Thought Eric: yeah, okay. I don't know who she is. I never saw her before. Mid Thought Chris: Country singer, my daughter loves her, she's beautiful, she's talented. Mid Thought Eric: I'm clearly being sarcastic. Mid Thought Chris: Accurate. yeah, just beautiful, Mid Thought Eric: Right. Mid Thought Chris: talented, all the above. I can't remember the terminology that was used. Mid Thought Eric: I'm beautiful and sarcastic. Right No, that's me. Mid Thought Chris: I said be I said beautiful and talented. Mid Thought Eric: yes, I'm sorry, I said sarcastic. But I'm talented as well. Yes, I'm talented as well. Yeah. He said she's bad. Mid Thought Chris: You said sarcastic. But you're talented as well, for sure. Hundred percent. but yeah. Bad. And I didn't catch the terminology and I about, you know, flew out of my flew out of my choose. I don't know what sort of terminology to use. thinking that he was saying that, you know, this individual was not I I don't know the right words to say here. You you kind of got me stuck. No, I'm done. It du cat Mid Thought Eric: Cat dot your tongue. Cat dot got your tongue. Mid Thought Chris: does. Cat does. I didn't know how to respond. I was like, Are you joking? That person right there that person right there on that cardboard cutout. I was like, that that is a beautiful soul. And what did you just say? and he was like, No, the terminology. You you don't get it, old man. Let's like settle down, boomer. You know what I'm Mid Thought Eric: Boomer. Is that what we are? You're a boomer, right? Mid Thought Chris: No, I'm an elder millennial. Ching. What are you, Eric? I think you're same, right? Aren't you just a year younger than me or something? Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Yeah, but slightly not as outer. Mid Thought Chris: Producer Mike, what are you? Are you you're probably square in the millennial range, right? Producer Mike: Millennial. Hard Mid Thought Chris: Millennium? Producer Mike: core millennial. Mid Thought Eric: Hard AF Mid Thought Chris: Hardcore. Hard F. Mid Thought Eric: Hard AF core. Mid Thought Chris: So Yeah. Alright, cool. Mid Thought Eric: What is it? Like what's after millennial? I don't even understand. It's like Gen X, Gen Z, Gen Y, Millennial, Baby Boomer. Mid Thought Chris: Said Gen Z. Mm what? Mid Thought Eric: I don't know. Producer Mike: Gen X is is our parents generation. After millennials is Gen Z and then our children, well not Chris's children, but me and you, Eric's children, are Gen Alpha. Mid Thought Eric: What That is so Mid Thought Chris: Z is Mid Thought Eric: so dumb. Mid Thought Chris: Z is born ninety-seven to twelve. Alpha is twenty thirteen to twenty-five. Oof. Mid Thought Eric: Who determined this stuff? Is this Anthony Fauci? Mid Thought Chris: this is Grok. Producer Mike: It's all the all the baby boomers, they they determined this. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Yeah yeah. Indeed. Mid Thought Eric: I wanna know who like who makes these parameters, Producer Mike: They got lazy. Mid Thought Eric: right? Like who who decides, Mid Thought Chris: They got real lazy. Mid Thought Eric: okay, nineteen ninety-nine to two thousand fourteen is this? Like who who actually decided that? Producer Mike: Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: It was a science, right? Mid Thought Chris: that's a great question. Producer Mike: I think it has to do with like technological advancements or you know, turn of the century Mid Thought Eric: Well Producer Mike: or major historical events. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, I mean we all survived Y two K, so we deserve it. Producer Mike: Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: We deserve it. Mid Thought Eric: Ha ha. Producer Mike: the rapture Mid Thought Chris: That's fair. That's fair. Producer Mike: did not indeed happen. Mid Thought Eric: No. Producer Mike: Like the ever pr yeah. Mid Thought Eric: Alright, let's get into Mid Thought Chris: yeah. Mid Thought Eric: let's get into stuff. Come on, let's move along. Let's do some stuff. Yeah, move some stuff. I know but the the audience is sleeping. Like they're not even there anymore. Mid Thought Chris: Moving along, what are you talking about? This is fun. all right, yeah, so the audience is not sleeping. They are terrified at the thought of the Twizzern being launched into space. That's what I was saying. The entire day. The entire day on the marriage. On the swings. No, I Producer Mike: Ha ha ha Mid Thought Eric: That was Chris. That was Chris. On the merry-go-round. On the merry-go-round. On the swings. On the Ferris wheel. Producer Mike: Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: Eric, do you remember? Mid Thought Eric: Everything he went on. Mid Thought Chris: Do you remember after the Twizzler we went directly onto the swings and I was like, yes, I I want that. I want it on there. And I was just sitting there like. Look like. Look like. I one of us has done that for real. One of us. One of us has done that for real. Mid Thought Eric: Well, first of all, it looked like you peed on yourself. Not peed yourself, peed on yourself. And then w there was like a giant storm and like everything is everything was raining on us. What? Not Producer Mike: Well, Mid Thought Eric: peed myself. That was a peed on yourself. Yes. Alright, Mid Thought Chris: Okay. Mid Thought Eric: so the skies opened up and it torrential downpoured when it was swings, right? So like When we go on the swings, like when you say swings, you're talking about like eight year olds can go on this, maybe six, I don't know. But Mid Thought Chris: I don't know, your nine year old was on the craziest roller coaster in the park, so Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, but the swings are for like I mean I think they're cool, but anyways, look, they're these swings, and they have Mid Thought Chris: They're great. Mid Thought Eric: they have one, two, three levels, okay? And Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Eric: I know from my s my intelligence that the the outer levels go further, okay? Right? Because it's like a Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mid Thought Eric: a circumference, right? Or a diameter. Mid Thought Chris: it's a big word for you, bud. Mid Thought Eric: Diameter. Like if Courtney's listening, she's gonna say, he's so awesome, diameter. Mid Thought Chris: He's so awesome. Mid Thought Eric: Okay. So so like the inner there are three there are three swing sets, right? So like the Mid Thought Chris: Okay. Mid Thought Eric: inner ones go like this and the outer one or the middle ones go like this and then the outer ones. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, we're on the outer ones. Mid Thought Eric: Right. Which I say like you always win in the outer ones, right? Like come on. But I didn't realize it was a downpour when I made that choice. So Mid Thought Chris: yes, yes, yes. I know what you're saying. Mid Thought Eric: if you were in the inner one, you were like completely dry. If you're on the Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: outer one, you were completely soaked. Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Eric: If you were in the middle of one, you were like a little bit of each, right? Mid Thought Chris: Right. I know what you're saying. Mid Thought Eric: yeah, so we were just flying around on this this little this little swing thing. Flying around, flying around, we went and soaked. Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm. Getting pelted in the face. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, for like three minutes straight. And we're like, Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. I think they I think they took a nap after they hit play on the thing. Mid Thought Eric: They did and they're like, ha ha ha, you're soaked. So long we're Mid Thought Chris: Look at you yourself I don't know why I gave him an accent, though. Mid Thought Eric: gonna say what's next. Mark clip. It was not fifty dollars to ride that ride. But you're close. Mid Thought Chris: Yes. No. producer Mike, I think I think we sent you some gold. actually, you had an incredible idea for a segment. I don't recall the name. Tell us one more time about the name. Producer Mike: Yeah, so I had an interesting idea for a a new segment that we could call Let's Reflect. Mid Thought Chris: Mm. Mid Thought Eric: I like it. Producer Mike: And so I was scouring the endless money pit of Mid Thought Eric: The interweb Producer Mike: Facebook marketplace and I have found some interesting individuals Mid Thought Eric: Let's reflect. Producer Mike: and their excellent skills at photography Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm. Producer Mike: and their efforts to sell mirrors. Mid Thought Eric: I like it. Mid Thought Chris: Eric, you're gonna love this. Let's go. Look at this. Alright, where is this person? Mid Thought Eric: Makes it. Producer Mike: So part part of the game Mid Thought Eric: Whoa. Producer Mike: is to find where the person is. This one's a little Mid Thought Chris: Where is that person? Eric, can you see him? Mid Thought Eric: But Producer Mike: blurry, but Mid Thought Eric: I do see wall mirror mirror. Like it's it's repetitive. Mid Thought Chris: Well mirror mirror Hi John, is this still avail mirror Where am I? Mid Thought Eric: Mirror mirror on the wall Producer Mike: I think it's very Mid Thought Eric: What's the fairest of them all? Producer Mike: considerate that he he said the manufacturer company, Turner Manufacturer. Like anybody's Mid Thought Chris: Turner Manufacturing Company. Hmm. Producer Mike: anybody's like specifically Mid Thought Eric: They're gonna sue him. Producer Mike: looking Mid Thought Chris: I'm looking for a Turner mirror. I I I am Mid Thought Eric: I only want Turner Manufacturing, okay. Mid Thought Chris: taking Turner and no no different. We just have legs. Those are Producer Mike: Just some just some legs. Mid Thought Eric: look at those f is that is that one of the Ghostbusters? Producer Mike: Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: Sturdy. It says sturdy. Ooh, circle. Mid Thought Chris: It says sturdy. Ooh. They're off to the side. They're like that's like a full pose, isn't it? Producer Mike: An another considerate individual is will dust us off. That is a gang sign. Hey no no gang circle mirror. Mid Thought Eric: Look at that. She's throwing up a gang sign. That's a gang sign right there. Hi, Jamie. Jamie, is this still available? Come on, Jamie. Mid Thought Chris: As a gang signus. Jamie, is this still available? Circle mirror Mid Thought Eric: Let's do it. Mid Thought Chris: for ten bucks. We'll d we'll dust it. Wait, Producer Mike: Right, here we go. And we have Mid Thought Chris: did you go go back to go back to Jamie real quick? Go back to Jamie. We'll dust this this Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, go back. We have questions. Producer Mike: Well does the stop. Mid Thought Chris: off. Good condition. Just has been in my basement for some time. Alright, cool. We'll dust this off. Producer Mike: Ha ha. Mid Thought Eric: Also, doesn't it look like it was like the the seaport and the Titanic, like that little at the bottom? what is this? Mid Thought Chris: Yes. Yes. Mid Thought Eric: Skinny legs. Thirty nine dollar. Mid Thought Chris: Turner Manufacturing Turtium Manufacturing has some really expensive mirrors for the record. Wait. Turner Manu Producer Mike: really? So is this is this a steal? Mid Thought Chris: Turner Manufacturing Company of Chicago produced decorative wall mirrors and wall art from the 1930s through the 1970s. Huh. Mid Thought Eric: So it's worth twenty bucks. Fifty dollar? Mid Thought Chris: no, not worth 20 bucks. Alright, anyway, go back to I think I missed one there, producer Mike. Producer Mike: Old man legs. Mid Thought Chris: Old man legs. Those legs aren't too bad. I mean Mid Thought Eric: What's is that Producer Mike: I I hope it shorts. I wanna look I don't wanna look too closely. Mid Thought Eric: shorts or like a blanket on his a slinky? Like what is that? Mid Thought Chris: oo I hope they're shorts. Mid Thought Eric: Come on, Chris. That's that's all you, sailor. Mid Thought Chris: I don't know what you're gonna talk about. Producer Mike: And this isn't limited to mirrors. We also do have the rogue microwave. that was close. That was close. Mid Thought Chris: Ooh no no My gouch Mid Thought Eric: Gouge Mid Thought Chris: out my eyes question for the group question for the group Mid Thought Eric: your eyes out. Gouge them out. Time out. Producer Mike: Phew. Yeah. Uh-huh. Wait on us. Mid Thought Chris: Male or female? Producer Mike: I'm hoping mail. I'm really hop really hoping male. Mid Thought Chris: My mo Just out in the Mid Thought Eric: If that's a female, we're all disappointed. Just say him. Producer Mike: But we got we got long hair. Mid Thought Chris: out on the porch with no shit cooler behind. And then what is that on Producer Mike: Yeah, he's just he's just here for a good time. Mid Thought Chris: what is that on the left? What is that? Mid Thought Eric: Well, hold on, we're all missing the best part, okay? The best part is that the Mid Thought Chris: What is the best part? The cooler? Mid Thought Eric: item is a microwave. Mid Thought Chris: A microwave that is outside. Producer Mike: Yeah. Yeah, why are we Mid Thought Eric: Unused Producer Mike: outside with our microwave? Mid Thought Eric: unused Walmart. It's unused for Walmart. Mid Thought Chris: I'm gonna call BS because it's outside. Producer Mike: It's out of the box and Mid Thought Eric: That's somebody trying to Producer Mike: sitting on your porch. Mid Thought Eric: sell his, her, whatever pronouns to you. Microwave. Mid Thought Chris: There. So my question, Producer Mike: Hair. Mid Thought Chris: is that a plant right there on the left? You know you see what I'm referring to? What is that? Mid Thought Eric: Nope, that's not a plant. Nope. That's a banana. Producer Mike: I can't tell. I Mid Thought Eric: That's a banana plant. Producer Mike: That's a banana? Mid Thought Chris: That's a banana? Mid Thought Eric: Eggplant. Eggplant. Producer Mike: It almost looks like a power washer. Mid Thought Chris: This is so random. Producer Mike: It's very random. Mid Thought Chris: I love it. Alright. Microwave unused. I'm gonna call BS. Mid Thought Eric: Right. Mirror mirror on the wall. Producer Mike: hey Mid Thought Eric: Whoa. Producer Mike: Like like trying to stay out of picture, completely failing. Absolutely failing. Like Mid Thought Chris: The lean is it a hundred dollars or is it two fifty? Producer Mike: it must be marked down from two fifty to a hundred. 'Cause Mid Thought Chris: it's mark is that crossed it's crossed off. Okay. Producer Mike: two fifty is a wild price for Facebook marketplace. Mid Thought Chris: That doesn't look like a Tina, does it? I can't tell. Producer Mike: It is a half inch thick. They have a whole half inch on me. We all have the same jokes. wait. somebody Mid Thought Chris: That's what she said. Mid Thought Eric: Scott Me Beat. Scott Me Beat. it it seems like he's doing a line. here's another one. Producer Mike: didn't check their background. Mid Thought Eric: Haha Yes Git Mid Thought Chris: What is that on the bed? Mid Thought Eric: You go girl. Producer Mike: That's i there's a couple things that are questionable. Something that looks Mid Thought Eric: Which ones? Producer Mike: like a female garment. And right in front of it Mid Thought Chris: It's it's a man's ear Seinfeld, anybody? Seinfeld? No? Mid Thought Eric: Yes, but Producer Mike: I I totally didn't get that reference. It must be because you're an elder millennial. Yeah, right right in front of the Brazier Mid Thought Chris: right in front of it right in front of it holy s Producer Mike: is a Well f yeah. Mid Thought Chris: That's a device I I love it. I I l go back to that one. They have to watch that one. Mid Thought Eric: Don't tell the audience they have to watch to see it. Producer Mike: Huh Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: I love how it's just one arm. That's incredible. Producer Mike: Yeah, it's like I don't want to be in this picture, but my arm can. 'Cause Mid Thought Eric: Yep. And just like sneaking out. It's like Producer Mike: we haven't figured out how to take a picture at an angle, apparently. Like this one, I think no, that that there's one that I took no more legs. Mid Thought Chris: At an angle. Nope. Sure haven't. legs. Mid Thought Eric: Two mirrors. Ooh, look at that. You get two of them and that. Do you get the legs with it? Mid Thought Chris: that's that's great. That is so good. Producer Mike: Macho man, five front mirror. Mid Thought Chris: He's got a how how much do you think he's he's sucking in his gut at that point? Like he's Producer Mike: he's like, let me take this picture. Mid Thought Eric: But at that point, like he's all distorted, right? So like it doesn't matter. Producer Mike: Ugh, let me take this picture. Look big and tough. Let me go excited a little bit. Alex Mid Thought Chris: Alex Alex Five foot mirror, great for bedroom. Alright. These are these are amazing. This is Mid Thought Eric: Mirror, mirror on the wall. You should say, is this still available? Yes. Producer Mike: Clarice. Mid Thought Chris: these are amazing. Producer Mike: Is this still available? Mid Thought Eric: Das good. Mid Thought Chris: Sweet. All right. Producer Mike: Why is this so on here? I don't know why that's on there. Alright, we got some more stuff. Let's go to Mid Thought Chris: Mm. Producer Mike: What do we got here? Mid Thought Chris: I found this one. Do we have n we don't have names on there, do we? there's protect the Producer Mike: hold on. Mid Thought Chris: to protect the guilty. Mid Thought Eric: BBL Cushion. Producer Mike: We will Mid Thought Chris: Can I I am that's fine. Producer Mike: No, that doesn't help. I'll edit it out, post. Mid Thought Chris: I am super curious. What Mid Thought Eric: This is like a Roman like a Roman poop bathroom. Mid Thought Chris: is that? Producer Mike: There's two of Mid Thought Chris: What is that? Producer Mike: Various sizes too. Mid Thought Chris: Do you take a is this for people to take a crap on their couch? Producer Mike: I think it's if you have like and not to be too graphic, but butthole surgery. And so Mid Thought Chris: I'm in. okay. Mid Thought Eric: Ooh. Producer Mike: either that or pregnant ladies, you know, sometimes the Mid Thought Eric: Ha ha ha. Producer Mike: the hoodle doodles hurt a little bit. Mid Thought Chris: I mean I sure I've just never se I've just never seen anything like that. Producer Mike: Aw, aw, aw, aw. Mid Thought Eric: So so what do you do with it? Like w what do you do at what like what do you do with it after Producer Mike: Gaping Mid Thought Chris: What did you say, Eric? Producer Mike: Not gaping. Mid Thought Eric: Like what do you do with it after that? Like if you if you were to go in there, what do you do? Mid Thought Chris: After you take a crap in there? What is B I have no idea number one. Number two, what is BBL? Producer Mike: Big beautiful legs Big Black Lady And Mark Clip Big Mid Thought Eric: Big black ladies. Mid Thought Chris: Big black lady. my god. Producer Mike: Beautiful or Black Lady Mid Thought Eric: What's funny is we said that at the same time. Producer Mike: Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Chris: okay, wait, wait. Mid Thought Eric: You talk. Mid Thought Chris: No frickin' way. Guys, guys, Producer Mike: Yes. Yes way. Mid Thought Chris: a BBL cushion Mid Thought Eric: Look, look here. Mid Thought Chris: is a special support seat used after a Brazilian butt lift surgery. It shifts your body weight onto your thighs so that your Producer Mike: Alright. Mid Thought Chris: buttocks hang free, which keeps harmful pressure off newly transferred fat cells while they heal. Mid Thought Eric: Yes. That's what I said. Producer Mike: So so Joshua, this is for you. What the heck are you doing with a BBL cushion? Mid Thought Chris: What is happening? What is happening? Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Producer Mike: Ma my man, did you get a BBL? Mid Thought Chris: Is this when you get like is it my gosh. What is a I Producer Mike: When you get implants in your buttocks. Mid Thought Eric: I would just say that like the wife left him and he's trying to sell anything he can get. Producer Mike: Yeah. But he has two. Like there's double. Mid Thought Chris: why does he have two? Is this Mid Thought Eric: Two wives. Mid Thought Chris: is the is the no no is the is the smaller one for the start and then she went on to the bigger or like Mid Thought Eric: Ooh That's a good point. Producer Mike: It's t tight and loose. Mid Thought Chris: this is Mid Thought Eric: More clip. Producer Mike: Mark, clip. Mid Thought Chris: I kinda don't want to search for this any more details on this. Mid Thought Eric: You're doing great. Keep going. Mid Thought Chris: so let's keep going anyway This this is a different world. I had no idea existed. Producer Mike: Aha New World. Mid Thought Chris: I'll drink to that. Mid Thought Eric: Hmm. He's drinking to it. Alright. So that was a that was like something I never knew, ever. Ever. Producer Mike: there we go. There we go. Mid Thought Chris: I had no idea. I mean I knew that, you know, you got your question. I have a lot of questions. Producer Mike: I have so many c so many questions. Which Mid Thought Eric: We could talk for forty minutes about this. Producer Mike: which are we referring to? Mid Thought Chris: What is happening? Producer Mike: Which are the ape hangers? I'm just wondering what which one Mid Thought Chris: Inquiring minds want to know what are we talking about here? Mid Thought Eric: Those ape hangers. Mid Thought Chris: What Producer Mike: 'Cause Mid Thought Eric: Look at those shoes. Like I'm just attracted to the shoes. Those are great. Mid Thought Chris: Those are those those shoes are great, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Producer Mike: You like those old school Nike Air Maxes? Mid Thought Eric: Yes. That's all I'm I'm looking at. That's it. Mid Thought Chris: that's it. Eric's the Ooh Is that where the Producer Mike: And the phone in the back pocket? I mean I Mid Thought Eric: Just to shoes. Producer Mike: have only seen the handlebars. Mid Thought Chris: What is the what what are the what I have a lot of questions. So Mid Thought Eric: Mm. Producer Mike: What's this? Mid Thought Chris: Is that a candy bar? What is that? Producer Mike: Is that is that is this peeps? Mid Thought Eric: that's a toy, as they say. Mid Thought Chris: Is that those are peeps? That's peeps. Right underneath legs. It's just a rogue bag. And then just the random Why why Producer Mike: just have a rogue package of peeps. Mid Thought Eric: They're they're peeping toms. Peeping toms. They're like, ma help. Mid Thought Chris: why is that fifty doll fifty dollars? It's Mid Thought Eric: Fifty du It's just hangers. Mid Thought Chris: fifty dollars. Alright. Anyway, bicycle a-pangers. Mid Thought Eric: okay. Wow. Mid Thought Chris: What is a bicycle apanger? I kind of Mid Thought Eric: I don't know, but Mid Thought Chris: Don't know if I wanna know. Let's move on. Producer Mike: Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: The the worst thing is what's behind it. Right? Mid Thought Chris: Makes it I it just makes me have questions, yes. Alright. Next Mid Thought Eric: I understand what you're saying. I know what he's saying. Next, who we have? Producer Mike: And next Mid Thought Chris: It doesn't get any better. Mid Thought Eric: it's a birth chair. Producer Mike: I was That's I I I I how much of it four hundred and s four hundred and sixty dollars holy lord Mid Thought Chris: Where what how is happening? So Mid Thought Eric: Did anybody bid on this? Please tell me. If you bid on this, we need to know. Cause it's all steel, apparently. Producer Mike: It's and it's used. Mid Thought Eric: Well, can you can't confirm that. Producer Mike: Ma ma'am, how many times? Mid Thought Chris: How many babies do you think were shot onto the floor apparently? Onto the onto the floor. Cause there's Mid Thought Eric: Just just twelve from the Amish. Just twelve. Producer Mike: The only way to explain it is shot. Mid Thought Chris: there's there just twelve. There's no way that baby is being caught. Any other so handlebars here? Is that is that is that what's going on there? Mid Thought Eric: Well hold on, time out. We don't even know how it works. Like I don't even know how this works. It could be it could be anything. Mid Thought Chris: I just told you how it works. Producer Mike: I'm thinking do you see the little di divots? I think that's where your buttocks goes. Mid Thought Chris: Divots? What do you mean divots? yeah yeah. Can you zoom? Yeah yeah. That's a leg, those Mid Thought Eric: Do describe more. I don't know what you're talking about. Producer Mike: On the front. Hold on, let me get right here. I I c well Mid Thought Chris: are legs right there, yeah yeah. Producer Mike: I can't zoom in. Mid Thought Eric: Okay, where's everything else go? Show me all the anatomy. Producer Mike: Wait. there's another angle. Mid Thought Chris: Oof. Producer Mike: This just seems like very unsturdy. Like look at those legs. You're telling me that's gonna hold up a pregnant lady? Mid Thought Eric: Yes. They must be like they must be dwarfs. Mid Thought Chris: Was that bait? The baby is going under the ground. Mid Thought Eric: We can't say that. Mid Thought Chris: That's all I have to say. Producer Mike: I think everybody's going on the ground. And why is it why is it gotta look like that? Mid Thought Chris: Yeah yeah. I think the thing is falling. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Like like what? What do you mean? Mid Thought Chris: To remind you of what got you there in the first place. Producer Mike: Yeah. Why are we reminding her about Mid Thought Eric: This is producer Mike. Please sit down on this and write I mean, please sit down on this. Producer Mike: W where do you g w so many questions. Mid Thought Chris: You remember the feeling, right? Mid Thought Eric: Put that in your other hole. Producer Mike: But at least it is made by Disney, you know. So we got little Mickey Mo Mickey Mouse. Mid Thought Chris: No. What? it's a hidden Mickey! No freaking way! I didn't Mid Thought Eric: You said you said but Mid Thought Chris: even know I didn't even realize that. my gosh. Producer Mike: It's kinda either that or this top one Mid Thought Eric: That's true. But Producer Mike: kinda looks like a little bit more phallic, but Mid Thought Eric: You did say but Mid Thought Chris: No, that's a hidden Mickey. Producer Mike: Yeah, right there. That's a hundred percent Mickey Mouse. Mid Thought Chris: Woo woo! Mid Thought Eric: We know how she got pregnant. We know how. Producer Mike: Happened at Disney. Hashtag happened at Disney Mid Thought Chris: my gosh. Mid Thought Eric: yeah, that is a sit technique, if you will. Mid Thought Chris: anyway. Producer Mike: Sit technique. Mid Thought Eric: I had nothing to do with that picture for the audience. I didn't I've never seen that. Some Mid Thought Chris: I don't know what you're talking about, Eric. That that came from you, didn't it? That came from you. Mid Thought Eric: sit technique. no, you gotta see it for yourself. And then Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: try it with your best man. Producer Mike: We got another one. Mid Thought Eric: Ha ha ha Pan sculpture What does that mean? Producer Mike: I think they need to utilize Mid Thought Chris: What does that mean? Mid Thought Eric: What is a pan sculpture? Producer Mike: Maybe a pan flute. And why they Mid Thought Chris: What is that? Mid Thought Eric: Who's a pan? Producer Mike: why do they got a knock on his chubbiness? Chubby pan sculpture? Why are we fat shaming And what Mid Thought Chris: R right? Why are that is that is fat shaming. Why are we fat shaming? Mid Thought Eric: But it's vintage. Like Producer Mike: what kind of animal like is this got hoof Mid Thought Chris: What is that? Producer Mike: legs? Mid Thought Chris: You've got you got different views here too. it doesn't get it doesn't get better from the Look at those rolls! I don't think we can. Two, three, Mid Thought Eric: Here's my wait wait wait wait wait please zoom in on that please zoom in that Producer Mike: Okay. Wow One, two, three Mid Thought Chris: four. Does he have tattoos or are those gills? I think they're gills. Who doesn't have shoulder gills? Producer Mike: I think the g shoulder gills. Just the old the old shoulder gill. Mid Thought Eric: It kills. Hold on, I didn't take a picture of that. Producer Mike: what is this nub? Mid Thought Eric: Nice hair. Producer Mike: Why are we nubbin? Our nub hanging out on a Thursday. Yeah Mid Thought Eric: Nice hair. Mid Thought Chris: my gosh. Any all right, moving Mid Thought Eric: We're nobody out. Mid Thought Chris: on, moving on. I no there's not there's nothing else. Producer Mike: Well it looks like there's something else. Is it is it a package? Mid Thought Eric: We need we need to go back. That one. Nope. Go back. Back. Back one. Yes, that one. All right. Nope. Forward one. Yes. What is that? What is that on the side of his cheek? Chris. Mid Thought Chris: no. What is that? I don't know. Eric, why'd you send in this picture? All right, move along. my gosh. Mid Thought Eric: I mean that that's what stood out to me. I don't know about you and the navy. Producer Mike: That's that's a wild one. I saw that one when you sent it to me, I'm like Huh. Mid Thought Eric: It could be anything. Mid Thought Chris: When Eric said that to you? Producer Mike: Yeah, it but Eric sent it to me. Mid Thought Eric: Definitely Eric. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Producer Mike: Alright, and and now we got we got some stories. So we we'll go ahead and h hop right into this one. Actually no, this is a yard this is a f this is a Facebook marketplace. Mid Thought Eric: Stories. Hop in. that's not a story. Mid Thought Chris: God Ooh Mid Thought Eric: Faith, this is a real one from Hangersdown. Look, this is a real Mid Thought Chris: What do we have here? This is from this is from YouTube. Producer Mike: Hmm. Mid Thought Eric: a real established ant colony. No, roach, roach c roach. Mid Thought Chris: Nope, that's not ants. That's n those aren't Producer Mike: Nope wrong Let's Mid Thought Chris: ants. Producer Mike: back up back up Mid Thought Eric: Roach Colony for Producer Mike: Way grosser Mid Thought Eric: two thousand dollars. Producer Mike: Two hundred. Mid Thought Chris: What the f Mid Thought Eric: No, move on, it'll it'll get bigger. That's what she said. Okay. yeah. It's a roach. Producer Mike: I can't move on, you only sent me a picture, but I can zoom in. Mid Thought Chris: no. What is ha Producer Mike: I hate I really do hate roaches. Mid Thought Chris: Why? Producer Mike: Dubia. What's a dubia roach colony? Mid Thought Eric: But there's a there's a mama roach, there's a daddy roach, there's lots of little kid roaches. Producer Mike: Hawaii. Mid Thought Chris: Why? Mid Thought Eric: Alright. For the for the I was gonna read it out loud for the listeners because nobody watches this. Nobody watches this. So Mid Thought Chris: I I mean is the answer in where it's from Eric Alright producer Mike just c Producer Mike: I can't stare at that too long. That's gonna make me hurl. I can put back up. Mid Thought Chris: Ken just close your eyes. Wait, I mean producer Mike close your eyes Mid Thought Eric: For the listeners, it says selling a perfectly established, thriving dubia Mid Thought Chris: Driving. Mid Thought Eric: roach colony. Perfect for anyone looking to stop buying E. Move on. Producer Mike: Ha ha. Mid Thought Eric: Next. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: I guess we don't get see all right, sorry. Yeah. Alright. Yes. Yeah. Producer Mike: It do be a roach colony, is that what this It do be it do be a roach colony. Mid Thought Eric: Look at that. That's crazy. Mid Thought Chris: What is happening? Producer Mike: That's Mid Thought Chris: Why would you keep Roaches? Mid Thought Eric: People were selling roaches on Facebook Marketplace. That's crazy. Mid Thought Chris: Their house is so overrun that they were like, You know what? Let's just collect Mid Thought Eric: If we could just make a colony and we can get two hundred bucks. But sorry, sorry, producer Mike, I only sent you the screenshot. Mid Thought Chris: wait, wait, I think I've got it. a roach colony is one of the most popular feeder insect setups for reptiles. Producer Mike: okay. That makes Mid Thought Eric: Reptiles. Producer Mike: sense. So they're they're killing it. That's it makes me feel better. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, so like if you have like a lizard or something like that, so yeah, they're just feeders. They're like feeder. Yeah. That okay. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Well, I know, I'm sorry. Mid Thought Chris: I feel Mid Thought Eric: I I only sent you a screenshot. I meant to send you a link to like the whole thing so I could see the comments and everything. Right. But thank you, Producer Mike: It's all good. No harm, no foul. Mid Thought Chris: We'll allow it, Eric. We'll we'll allow air. Mid Thought Eric: Mytha Chris, for establishing the the actual point of the thing. Producer Mike: Ha ha ha. Mid Thought Chris: I didn't I kind of I I was very skeptical. The point of the thing. Okay. what do we have here? Mid Thought Eric: That's what she said. Whew. here we go. Alright, did you guys hear about this? Alright, Mid Thought Chris: this is this is some nonsense. Mid Thought Eric: wait, it's not. He Mid Thought Chris: It's nonsense. Mid Thought Eric: alright. he admitted to it. He admitted to it. Alright, Mid Thought Chris: Okay, continue. Mid Thought Eric: so this is our look at look at Method Mike. He's like, I quit. I resign. all Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Continue, Eric. Producer Mike: Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: right, so for my current event, because I deal in security, like that's my livelihood, that's my profession, that's my sweet spot, I'm I'm your security guy. So if you're hiring anybody for security, look Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: no further than me, okay? But listen Producer Mike: Ha ha. Mid Thought Chris: So you do this? This is what you do? Producer Mike: This this is what he does. Mid Thought Eric: Yes. I got him. I got in a the escape hatch. Producer Mike: You d you can't see him right there? He's heads popping out in the corner. Mid Thought Eric: He went down Mid Thought Chris: You put in the in the catering thing? Mid Thought Eric: So our our president president president Prindi, I'm sorry. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: Chris, stop laughing. Mid Thought Chris: Sorry, shut up. Alright, continue. Mid Thought Eric: Alright. So look, President President Trump, okay. he got in this plane and he's like, hey everybody, goodbye. And then he escaped into a like an escape hatch. All right. And then and then a little cargo, like food buffet serving thing, they squirreled him away. All right. And he was never to be seen again until like the next day. And they're like, What'd you do? And he's like, look how good I am. It's so beautiful, so terrific. Okay? yeah, but the guy like escaped from Air Force One. And so what does this make you think of? What it makes me think of is the first time I saw Air Force One with what is his name? Harrison Ford, yes, thank you. Mid Thought Chris: Harrison Ford. Get off my plane. Mid Thought Eric: yeah, Producer Mike: Ha ha. Mid Thought Eric: it's like the Russians took him, but no, they didn't because he outsparted them. Alright? Mid Thought Chris: Mm. Mid Thought Eric: So That's crazy stuff. hey, producer Mike. Mid Thought Chris: And now you can never use that approach again. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. So if we can go to the news article, I wanna I wanna read one very Mid Thought Chris: If it actually happened. Mid Thought Eric: one very important thing. Mid Thought Chris: One one point counterpoint. Mid Thought Eric: When he says, basically Producer Mike: Point counterpoint. Mid Thought Eric: he says, they're like, did you think your life was in danger? And he's like, I don't know. I mean my life's always in danger. I did what they told me to do. And they're like, but did you really think your life was in danger this time? And he's like, well, only the consequential presidents are in danger. And I'm the most inconsequential one ever. Biden would have never been in danger. And he's like Mid Thought Chris: Is that what he said? Mid Thought Eric: some of the yeah, but some of the other articles is like Biden would have never been that. But go ahead, Producer Mike, highlight that one. Any consequential president has a lot of threats. Non consequential Bidens don't get threatened Producer Mike: Why does this sound like he's he's in the second grade reading this right now? Any consequential precedent I I c I can read it. You want me to read it? I have it full screen. Yeah, yeah, we just need to have teleprompter. Mid Thought Eric: But I'm the most one, right? That's I can't I can't see it. Like it's hard to me to see. Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: It's we we we need to get we need to get bigger screens for all of us. I need a giant we Mid Thought Eric: Can't see it. Mid Thought Chris: need a giant monitor in front of both of us. Producer Mike: I think they did add Mid Thought Eric: A giant one. Producer Mike: something new to which where did I where did you guys go? Mid Thought Eric: But like later he said like nobody would ever attack Biden, like he was terrible. Mid Thought Chris: He was Producer Mike: here we are. There there is like a teleprompter. I can I can do this. Here we go, ready? Let's see if this works. Can you see that? Did you see anything? crack. Mid Thought Chris: No. Same stuff. Mid Thought Eric: That's the same thing. Mid Thought Chris: It's all good. no inconsequent the inconsequential people don't get threatened, but I get threatened is kind Mid Thought Eric: Yes. Mid Thought Chris: of what he's what he's saying, yeah. yeah. Mid Thought Eric: The point is it's Producer Mike: that's slim. Mid Thought Eric: like I'm the best ever and they're trying to kill me. Producer Mike: Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Chris: yeah, now you can never do that again because you've you know kind of tipped your hand a little bit, but hey. Maybe there was a threat. Eric, was there Mid Thought Eric: I was saying. Mid Thought Chris: a threat? Mid Thought Eric: I don't know. I had no idea. Producer Mike: Threat level midnight. Mid Thought Chris: You would you Ooh, ooh. Mid Thought Eric: Michael Scarn. Producer Mike: Here's a close up video. So Mid Thought Eric: There he goes, look at him. He's like, I'm running away. Producer Mike: apparently that's that's the vehicle he escaped in and then he f this is this is the old Air Force one. Mid Thought Chris: He's allegedly in there. Left all the left all the press to go in there, right? Yeah. That. yeah. So I don't remember, producer Mike do we did we send you anything else? We're like a Producer Mike: No. That's all that I had. Well, I think Mid Thought Chris: Wheat we are at Producer Mike: there was one more, but it was just a picture of a toilet. You want me to show that one? Mid Thought Eric: Picture of the toilet. Mid Thought Chris: I have no insight on any toilets. Mid Thought Eric: Let's do it. Show me your toilet. Producer Mike: Where's the send it? Mid Thought Chris: Show me a toilet! That's a great way to finish. Producer Mike: was gonna use it for my additions. We'll clean dirt off of it if someone Mid Thought Chris: maybe I did send this. Mid Thought Eric: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Producer Mike: interested. What in the world? Mid Thought Chris: What is happening? It doesn't look like it's in one piece. It looks like it's kind of in Mid Thought Eric: People think they have the craziest stuff. Thirty bucks. Mid Thought Chris: Ha Producer Mike: and they think somebody's gonna buy that for thirty bucks? Mid Thought Chris: yeah, I think you can go get a new one for thirty bucks, right? I I ha I haven't priced Producer Mike: At least well at least spend twenty dollars more and not have to wipe the dirt off of it. Mid Thought Chris: Right, Mid Thought Eric: Ha ha ha. Mid Thought Chris: right, right. Or ha question what this individual is Producer Mike: A state it's in or Mid Thought Eric: What's actually on there? Mid Thought Chris: yeah yeah. Producer Mike: It's barley. It's not barley, it's barley used. So so Mid Thought Chris: Exactly, I that. Yes. Yes. Mid Thought Eric: Barley used. So it's in the field. There's wheat. Wheat. There's wheat. Producer Mike: And it's barley. It's been done used for barley. Mid Thought Chris: Huythens. All right. Producer Mike: sweet saying What what Mid Thought Eric: That was good. Producer Mike: way? Mid Thought Chris: I don't know about you guys, but I think that is all the brain cells I've got. I'm I'm I'm I'm Mid Thought Eric: No more left ever. Mid Thought Chris: I'm out ever. but this has been great. It's great seeing you guys again. This has been this has been a ton Producer Mike: Absolutely. Mid Thought Eric: You too. Mid Thought Chris: of fun. Let's let's do this next week, huh? Producer Mike: Sounds good. Mid Thought Eric: Please. Please. Mid Thought Chris: Producer Mike, you good? It's the is Thursday a good day for you? What do you think? Yeah, yeah. Sweet. Okay. Producer Mike: Should be. Yeah. I mean Thursday, Friday night's good too. Mid Thought Eric: Let's not let's not discuss personal schedules over the air. That's bad opsect. Mid Thought Chris: Over the air. Minister of security over there. Producer Mike: Mr. Security and You Sure there's not a flock camera pointing? Mid Thought Eric: We need to have unpredictable Mid Thought Chris: We've got flock hunters all over the place, they're after Mid Thought Eric: Yes. Producer Mike: Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: Well those are good ones. We can have those. Mid Thought Chris: All right, that's all the brain cells I've got. He's Eric, he's producer Mike, I'm Chris. This has been Mid Thought Crisis. Have a great week.