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X-Poll Simple Halloween Costume for October 22nd, 2024 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Are we doing an ex pole here?
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  Speaker 2: I believe so eight seven seven six oh two nine
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  six ninety six if you would like to participate in
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  our ex bowl. We were talking about this last week
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  when I was telling you guys about how I have
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  a Halloween party to go to on Saturday. I don't
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  have a lot of time to get ready for it
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  because I'm taking my parents to Jim gaff again like
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  at the five o'clock show on Saturday, and then we
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  just have to hurry up and get to the party.
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  So I need a simple, easy to assemble, non elaborate
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  Halloween costume.
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  Speaker 3: Now, our good friend J. D. Armstrong in Hawaii Owhai
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  and MAUI sent an email about this last week. I
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  had an idea for Halloween costume for Gina and her husband.
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  What about serial killers? They look just like everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, just go in regularly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just go there's solid Adams family quote.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah this is my Yeah, this is my Halloween costume.
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  I'm a serial killer? You know, no, yes, sure, but
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  what is what are your ideas for simple Halloween costumes?
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't and don't.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't just have to be for me. We just
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  this is to be helpful for everybody out there, just
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  something that they can put together.
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  Speaker 3: Something maybe you've done in the past yourself. Just just
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  a really simple idea for Halloween. Katie, My guess is
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  your Halloween costumes are always elaborate.
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  Speaker 4: I have a Halloween I have a costume closet. I've
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  I've been in costumes my majority of my life, so yes,
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  I have an exten extensive amount. But also, I mean,
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  just grab some Jeffrey Dahmer glasses, you know those specific
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  and then put a flannel on and then just look
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  menacing and I think you could be Jeffrey Dahmer at least.
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  Speaker 5: Easy one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I my Halloween costs, I just don't do it anymore.
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  I don't remember the last Halloween costume I do.
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  Speaker 4: I will be dressing up on Thursday as always at
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  work every time.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what Halloween is? Next?
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  Speaker 4: Next Thursday. The only time I haven't dressed up in
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  this studio for Halloween is twenty twenty because my husband
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  had COVID and I wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: At the house.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you were living in I was living in the
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  RV at the time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeap graduation gown and cap? Do you still have those?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: You usually have to the cap you get to keep,
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  but the gown you rent eight.
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  Speaker 5: Just to keep my cap.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't either eight seven seven six oh two nine
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  six nine six. Now Braiden has an idea online one
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  Braiden High, how.
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  Speaker 1: Are you.
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  Speaker 6: Hello doing?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 6: Thank you for letting me call and listen.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: My idea is to simply just put some blood on
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  the corner of each each corner of your mouth and
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  some things call out to day. Now you're a vampire.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you wouldn't even regular clothes. Yeah, you wouldn't
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  even need a fang's. Maybe you could.
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  Speaker 2: Just just blood.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe I've been drinking blood. Yeah, I drink blood.
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  That's what I do. That's pretty simple. All right. Well,
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  is that what you're going to do, Braiden?
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  Speaker 6: That's what I'm gonna do? Can I You know we're
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  balling on a budget these days.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. That's true. Okay, thanks Biden.
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  Speaker 7: Let's see, uh, let's see. Here's some text ones here
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  little red riding hood is easy? Or where's waldo? You
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  just need a stripe sweater, hat, black T shirt.
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  Speaker 2: With No, don't read that one.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to read that one.
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  Speaker 7: No, a bow with a gift label that says God's
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  gift to women. All right, let's see husband and I
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  were lumberjacks, flannel shirts, jeans, boots, beanie axe easy.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty yeah, and you could do that because you have
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  a tree form. Yeah, yeah, easy to do.
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  Speaker 7: I have a go to costume in case it's it's
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  my in case of emergency costume that I have just
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  right over there. Maybe I'll go get it and put
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  it on for it next break.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe I should do that?
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  Speaker 1: Should yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Do that? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: When somebody says ghost with a sheet with eyes cut out, no,
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  don't do that. No, you end up ends up looking
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  like a clan You look like.
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  Speaker 5: A clan member.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. Let's see get a chemical hazard suit and a
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  flower pot and go as devo.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see line line one. We have time to go
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  to line one. Here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Amy, Hello Amy, Good morning, Hi Amy? Where are
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  you calling from?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? What's your costume idea?
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  Speaker 9: All right, so you just don't get all the way
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  ready and you go is not ready yet?
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  Speaker 1: Like with a one shoe off, or.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, like your hair half done, only do makeup halfway?
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  You're just not ready yet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I like that, I'm not ready. What are you what
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  you're yet, I'm not ready yet, all right?
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  Speaker 2: I like it?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 7: Thanks Amy, all right, good luck than by, get some
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  of those. Hello, my name is stickers and right and
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  right background character on them.
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  Speaker 2: That's another one where you don't have to dress exactly.
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  Speaker 7: Let's see you just wear sports shirts gear and be
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  over over the top sports fans.
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  Speaker 5: That's easy, that's easy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I like this one you can always dress is Gina
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  Barberi from Radio from Hell.
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  Speaker 2: I have here in studio football jersey with my name
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  on it.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, I could be I could be a
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  football player.
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  Speaker 7: Go to Shaggy from Scooby Doo. All you need is
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  a green shirt and tan pants.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Alison online too. Hi Alison, by good front.
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  Speaker 10: Of the program. Alison say both of the southeast of
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  Saltiest Lakes. I think that's what we're doing right now.
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  So if you've got a red shirt, just do it.
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  Just do an image a Google image shirt of thing
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  one and print that out, cut it out and Jeff
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  uh safety pin it to your shirt one to your
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  thing one.
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  Speaker 1: Got it right?
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  Speaker 10: And if you want Joe, he could Joe could be
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  sing too.
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  Speaker 1: Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks Alice.
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  Speaker 10: There you go super easy. I'm free.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of like to go to the party. Can
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  I be thing three?
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  Speaker 7: Let's see Elmer's wood glue on your skin, partially peeled off,
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  cut up an old shirt, splash some flake blood, zombie
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  your immediate.
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  Speaker 2: He says, print off a price is right, name tag.
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  Just write your name in it. You're a contestant on
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  the show.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, I'm a contestant.
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  Speaker 2: The price is right.
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  Speaker 7: I wore a tea that said I wore a T
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  shirt that said I love ceilings. I was a ceiling fan.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of a groaner.
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  Speaker 7: I keep an old pair of scrubs from when I
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  worked at the hospital and I break them out when
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  I need a costume, and just had a name tag.
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  Speaker 2: So that was the joke on Saturday Night Live. I
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  don't know if you saw. They had a couple of
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  the cast members come out and it's like, oh, this most
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  popular Halloween costume this year, and they were wearing what
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  looked like scrubs with a white T shirt under them,
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  and and Colin jo said, oh, you're your doctors and
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  they said no, we're the Menndez Brothers. It's just scrubs
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  with a white shirt under him.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good. That's a good.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think I'm gonna go as toast of London.
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  Speaker 5: You just need some you know, shirt with wide collars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. Oh did you didn't get your costume?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Let me you want me to show you real quick?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: A ex pole is you know, just an idea for
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  a quick and easy Halloween costume.
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  Speaker 2: Something you can put together with stuff you have around
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  the house and doesn't require a lot of effort.
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  Speaker 5: I always have this costume handy just in case.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: And the first thing I do is I put this
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  red hat band on it, you know, on this hat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I know what you're gonna do.
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  Speaker 7: But then yeah, oh no, I get this out all right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this carries it home, by the way, and if
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  you go to x ninety six dot com slash live
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  here you go.
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  Speaker 5: Now I know what this is.
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  Speaker 2: He's he's he's got a blue a light blue sheet
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  that he has cut eye holes out and drawn.
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  Speaker 1: He's blueberry, a smiley face, red boat.
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  Speaker 9: See.
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  Speaker 2: Now here's what makes it work. So Carrie has the
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  sheet and then that the hat. But then he carries
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  a box of blue blueberry.
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  Speaker 3: So you can way you know, yes that you're not
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  that you're not some sort of demented clan memory I got.
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  Speaker 5: I got my bowt tie. There you can see my
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  boat tie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's excellent, right, excellent?
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  Speaker 5: All right, we have any more?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's got one. Here's online one. It's uh Anissa?
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  Speaker 1: Is that right? Anissa?
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  Speaker 9: That is correct?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Where are you calling from? Anissa?
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  Speaker 9: I am Anissa of Sandy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what's your idea for a quick costume?
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  Speaker 9: One year, my husband and I did Caught on Lover's Lane. Yeah,
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  we just messed up our hair. I messed up my
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  red lipstick, kind of put red lipstick on his face.
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  I wore tim kind of pulled my skirt up a
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  little bit. Yeah, condom to the tie. Your husband's shirt was,
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  oh yeah, we.
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  Speaker 8: Went all the work.
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  Speaker 1: Your husband shirt sticking out of his zipper.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, we did.
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  Speaker 9: That was the next thing I was gonna say, shirt
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  sticking out of the zipper, shirt and buttoned walky. Just
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  you know, looks like we've just been make it out.
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  Speaker 1: What's up with you guys? We can't tell you. All right,
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  that's very nice and thank you, that's okay, see you later.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, here's that Dawn who's got a schedule now. By
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  the way, if you didn't hear that earlier, everybody, yes, long.
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  Speaker 8: Time listener, probably last time caller. I was I was
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  gonna be Sigmund Freud, but I had to cut my
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  hair and shave my beard to get the job. So
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  now I'm just gonna go as a longtime listener, last
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  time caller right down, all right, that's what I'm gonna
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  be on Saturday night at the open mic high Point Coffee.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, okay, thanks Don, All right.
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  Speaker 7: Don, let's see uh put on uh, let's see tan
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  pants and a red shirt.
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  Speaker 5: You're a Target employee.
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  Speaker 4: That's I said. Just be Jake from State Farm, which
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  is roughly that exact outfit, or go as Joe and
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  Joe can be.
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  Speaker 2: You see we kind of did that last year.
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  Speaker 4: I guess that's fairy.
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  Speaker 5: Wrap up in aluminum foil and go as a leftover
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  be mister and missus Bruce Wayne Bruce Wayne's parents. Oh no,
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  so that means you'd need pearls garls.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, you got.
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  Speaker 7: To think you would spill on the floor all the time.
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  Let's see, uh pocket tea with a large spoon.
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  Speaker 5: You're a serial killer.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, let's see green button up shirt, green slacks,
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  Nation's Park Pass from Amazon, put on a flat brim hat,
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  and you're a park ranger?
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  Speaker 2: Is that from ranger?
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  Speaker 1: Kate?
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  Speaker 7: Is that?
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  Speaker 2: Where we go?
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  Speaker 7: People suggesting? The onesies that are animals are characters. Plus
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  they keep you warm.
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  Speaker 1: It's easy sizes.
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  Speaker 4: I did a onesie last year, my triceratops onesie, and
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  Vax was a dinosaur.
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  Speaker 5: Let's see.
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  Speaker 7: I was Hugh Hefner one year. It was pretty easy,
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  red silky robe, captain's hat, and that was about it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you have to have a pipe, of course.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Let's see. I gotta be careful with some of these here.
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  Speaker 1: Some of them are inappropriate.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, let's see.
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  Speaker 7: Gina's husband wears a water bottle tied to the top
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  of his head and wears pajamas. Gina wears a bathrobe
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  and puts dark circles under her eyes. You are now
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  sick and tired.
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  Speaker 5: I am sick and tired.
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  Speaker 7: Dress as you normally would, but hold a picket sign
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  that reads newdest on strike.
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  Speaker 1: That's wow. Yeah, I don't nobody should do that.
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  Speaker 7: Let's see, fill your car with fill your pockets with
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  hot wheels cars and be a car dealer.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, just hand them out, just hand them out.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I told you the costume my mother made me
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  wear one time. She she you know, I had a
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  sweatshirt or something, and she stuffed up something so it
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  looked like I had a hunchback. And then I had
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  I wore a sign that said hunchback from necking dames now,
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  And I had no idea what that meant.
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  Speaker 1: Was it for her?
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  Speaker 9: For you?
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  Speaker 7: Let's see, let's oh, okay, tape and carefully pin a
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  bunch of balloons with the same color green, purple, or
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  red fake leaves on your head, and you're a bushel
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  of grapes like the fruit of the loom. Pin a
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  bunch of smarty candies to some sweats, and go as
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  smarty pants.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know people who are suggesting those things
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  have done them.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we need a Pooh red shirt
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  and yellow pants.
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  Speaker 1: Well poo wears no pot pants, no.
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  Speaker 7: Pants for Pooh, no poo pants. Carry a book and
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  say you are reading for Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: What I don't get that one.
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  Speaker 5: I don't get that one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm reading for Halloween.
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  Speaker 5: I don't get that.
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  Speaker 7: Let's see, let's see uh. A few years ago, a
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  boy about twelve years old came to our door and
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  Halloween dressed as a very overweight woman. He took his
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  candy and when he turned around, he said, have you
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  seen my cat? And as he was walking away, there
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  was a flattened cat on his behind. Well, it was
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  the funniest thing I've ever seen. And a performance too.
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  Speaker 1: Let's cut a line one. Let's see who's that? It's uh?
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  Cohen Cohen, Hi, Cohen by Hi. What's your idea for
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  a costume? Cohen?
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  Speaker 8: Get a horsemash.
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  Speaker 5: A horse mask?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, okay, thanks going?
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  Speaker 1: Is that is going?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well okay then Cohen, thanks going, Because if you
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  got a horse mask, you could be a horse.
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  Speaker 1: You said, get one, yeah one, get one, and then
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  you could be a bi coing.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks coming.
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  Speaker 7: My favorite quick, easy costume is to put on a
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  huge jacket, a headset with a mic on it and
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  a clipboard and you're a football coach.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's easy.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you got a dog mask, you could
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  be a dog. Could you just got to get one.
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  Gotta get one.
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  Speaker 7: Let's see giant teddy bear strapped to your side. You're
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  a conjoined twin.
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  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I think that's okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be thinking about Cohen's call all day because
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  I'm glad I had that. I have the feeling that
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  something was missing there.
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  Speaker 1: No, all you need is just a square a mask.
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  I'm gonna get it. Get a sheep mask. Could be
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  a sheep.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I know the horse mask he's talking about. It's
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  on all the internet memes. Well, it used to be, anyway,
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  but anyway,