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Beastly Ballers - Week 3 · Wildly Curious

• 0:43
  Hey everyone.
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  Welcome back to another week of Beasley ballers.
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  This is week three.
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  And so just to give you a little recap of week two, the first game we talked about Texas versus Alabama.
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  I said at the end of that episode, I'd be okay.
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  Taking a loss on that one.
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  And I certainly am.
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  Okay.
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  Because Texas beat out Alabama.
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  Heck yes.
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  So I'm totally okay with that loss because Laura and I said the elephant, I think yeah.
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  Donnie said that one too.
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  But the second game, the NFL game, which was a Cincinnati versus the Browns.
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  The Browns ended up winning, unfortunately.
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  But again, I just don't care about either of those teams.
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  I can try to pretend like a do, but I really don't.
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  Anyway, here is week three of Beasley ballers.
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  Thank you guys for listening and make sure you keep tuning into these Laura.
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  And I might be done with the season four right now.
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  We're going to be back in about a month.
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  So until then, we're going to go ahead and use beasley ballers as a fill-in until the next season starts to thank you guys so much for listening and here's week three
• 1:41
  Katy: all right, so week three So then Donnie, who do we have for?
• 1:45
  Katy: College games for this week because we're gonna do college and NFL as
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  Donnie: So the college one that I thought would be fun to highlight, you know, I'm a big Dion Sanders fan, and I think a lot of eyes are on him and the Colorado Buffaloes right now, and they're playing their rival, the Colorado state, I think they're the Rams, is that
• 2:08
  Katy: Colorado State.
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: Yeah, they're Rams.
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  Laura: Yeah.
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  Laura: I actually know that one.
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  Katy: How how I love all of them.
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  Katy: That is the one, you
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  Laura: Because I worked with, I worked with a guy who went to Colorado State, and he had all of his old everything with him.
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  Donnie: Oh, and so, you know, I live in the, DFW area and I think we're all Dion supporters and.
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  Donnie: He played for the Cowboys.
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  Donnie: He played for the 49ers.
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  Donnie: He played for the Falcons, played for Florida state.
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  Donnie: He's like the greatest cornerback of all time.
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  Laura: Is he a coach now?
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  Katy: a coach now.
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  Katy: This is his first, year of coaching,, Colorado,
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  Laura: you think they're gonna win because the coach is the best?
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  Donnie: Well, so, you know, in week one, TCU is ranked.
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  Donnie: If you were watching the national championship last year, TCU is in it.
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  Donnie: Everybody saw they're playing Colorado first game.
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  Donnie: Deion got the head coaching job.
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  Donnie: I think that was the highlighted game and the whole country watched his son just ball out of control.
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  Donnie: So they, they beat TCU and, he comes off the field and, talk the talk, walk the walk.
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  Donnie: And he just.
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  Donnie: You know, he's, Katie, what, what, what am I looking for?
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  Donnie: He's pretty cocky and arrogant.
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  Donnie: There you go.
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  Donnie: He's kind of backing it up though.
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  Donnie: It's, it's, It's, hilarious.
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  Katy: we'll, we'll see how he does.
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  Katy: So, a Ram
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  Laura: that's a and this isn't, this, we already have a, Ram.
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  Laura: we already had a Ram mascot.
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  Laura: That was North Carolina?
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  Katy: look at you.
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  Laura: I remembered! So this is, there's, there's two college with Rams.
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  Laura: Is there a difference in the species of ram?
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  Katy: I'm looking that up right now.
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  Laura: Thank you.
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  Laura: Because I'm pretty sure Colorado's is a bighorn sheep.
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  Katy: I think, I think, it is, I'm pretty sure.
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  Laura: But I have no idea what North Carolina's is.
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  Laura: I didn't actually look at the picture.
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  Laura: I don't think it matters.
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  Laura: I There's no way a ram is beating a bison.
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  Laura: But.
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  Katy: Yeah, it doesn't really say, except for it just went Aggie Rams.
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  Katy: to Rams.
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  Laura: Because it's, it's, it's, the other one is a bison, or is it a different type of buffalo?
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  Katy: No, it's a bison.
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  Donnie: they run with one of those on the field.
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  Laura: Okay, okay,
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  Katy: oh, Orambulet.
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  Laura: For who?
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  Laura: North Carolina?
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  Katy: Uh, no, for Colorado State.
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  Katy: Yeah, it's a sheep.
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  Katy: This definitely changes things.
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  Laura: well that's what bighorn sheep are.
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  Katy: No, no, no, no, not, no, it's like a sheep sheep, not like a,
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  Donnie: Why don't they call themselves the sheep?
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  Laura: Well.
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  Katy: Not like a bighorn sheep that you see out in the wild, like, no, like a sheep, like a fluffy wool sheep, hold on, yes,
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  Donnie: their helmet, they have horns.
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  Donnie: So I'm assuming it's a ram.
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  Katy: they all, yeah, no, no, no, they all,
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  Laura: Oh yeah, you're right.
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  Laura: It's just Cam the ram.
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  Katy: Yeah, dude, it's a sheep though.
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  Laura: I mean, not that it would make much difference I feel like a sheep ram and a goat ram are probably pretty similar.
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  Laura: But he looks silly.
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  Laura: Look at him, he's so
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  Katy: No.
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  Katy: Yeah, you know, he's yeah, he's a sheep.
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  Katy: He's a fluffy wool sheep So not like a bighorn Bighorn sheep like stocky.
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  Katy: No, this is like a sheep with wool that you would go up and pet
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  Laura: well,
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  Donnie: What a weak mascot.
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  Donnie: that thing can't beat a Buffalo
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  Laura: no, there's no way.
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  Laura: This is like, this
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  Donnie: or a Bison.
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  Laura: their horns, his horns definitely are, respectable, and it would absolutely freaking hurt to be hit by one, but like,
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  Katy: Oh, yeah, but I mean it would hurt a person not a not a bison
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  Laura: another sheep, right?
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  Laura: Like, bison are made, both of them are, both of them are animals that do the same thing, so then it just comes down to size.
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  Katy: Wasn't that one of your pics of could you ride that Laura was a bison?
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  Laura: a bison.
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  Laura: Yeah.
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  Katy: I thought so thought
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  Laura: It's a big freaking animal.
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  Laura: That's like at least twice as big as that sheep, if not three times as big.
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  Katy: Yeah, oh my gosh, and just the sheer power and strength of it.
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  Katy: No chance.
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  Laura: Aggie.
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  Laura: Dead.
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  Laura: Dead.
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  Laura: Very quickly.
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  Donnie: Hey, Katie, look something up for me.
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  Donnie: I saw Colorado at the Independence Bowl one year and Buffalo that ran out, his name's Ralph, and it was funny.
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  Donnie: Cause it's just like a Buffalo running out on the field.
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  Katy: A bison?
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  Donnie: They'll keep correcting me, but I thought they were the Buffalos,
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  Laura: you're right.
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  Laura: They are
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  Katy: that's what They call it, but that's what they call it, but that's not a
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  Laura: It's such a weird technicality, so, when people first came here to America, they were like, Oh, look, buffalo, because they look like the European buffalo, but they're not the same thing.
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  Laura: They're actually what's called a bison, but we just call them American buffalo, but American buffalo are bison.
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  Laura: It's confusing, but,
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  Donnie: seriously.
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  Donnie: So they tricked me my whole life.
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  Laura: well, it's like, you know how people sometimes call, vultures buzzards?
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  Laura: Buzzards are actually a totally different bird.
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: Not even close.
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  Laura: Buzzards are Buzzards but people came here to America and were like, those look like what we saw back in Europe.
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  Laura: They must be buzzards.
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  Katy: Yeah, they must be the same thing.
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  Katy: Yeah, not the same thing.
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  Donnie: Or I grew up, we just call them chicken hawks.
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  Laura: So wait, it's Colorado State, and what's the other one?
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  Katy: Colorado?
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  Katy: University?
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  Laura: Oh, University.
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  Katy: just Colorado.
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  Donnie: It's Colorado.
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  Laura: Okay, Colorado University mascot.
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  Katy: Yeah, so it's, it's a, it's a bison.
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  Donnie: I'm waiting for one of these weeks where it's a bird versus bird matchup.
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  Laura: Can you please look up Their mascot, do you see how many full grown men it takes To bring in a juvenile'cause that's a juvenile bison,
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  Katy: Right?
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  Laura: four, grown men, one juvenile bison.
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  Laura: Meanwhile, Aggie is been being led in on a lead rope by one person,
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: That right there shipped out you.
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  Katy: Oh.
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  Katy: Yeah, okay.
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  Katy: So that that's a given that's colorado there just given donny Are you going with colorado on that one as well,
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  Donnie: Yes, and Dion is riding in on a bison.
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  Katy: That is one thing I wouldn't put past him is that he would be like I can do that And totally ride that bison in one of these days.
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  Katy: I would not even put that past him
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  Laura: as one should.
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  Katy: That, that I wouldn't even be surprised.
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  Katy: I would not even be surprised.
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  Katy: Alrighty, so then what was the NFL one that you pick for this week, Donnie?
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  Donnie: so once again, another week where there's, we have limited animal, animal matchups.
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  Donnie: So, I chose a good one.
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  Donnie: It's the Colts and the Texans.
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  Donnie: Houston Texans are, I believe their mascot's a bull on their helmet,
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  Laura: okay, I'm looking it up.
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  Donnie: And I would imagine the Colt's the uh, Adult male horse,
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  Laura: A technically a cult is a juvenile horse.
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  Laura: But I'm sure it's supposed to be a grown
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  Katy: Yeah, I'm, Yeah.
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  Katy: I'm, Just, oh look, here comes all those babies! That's what it
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  Laura: That's literally what a cult is.
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  Laura: It's a young male a baby
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  Katy: Okay, so then Toro.
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  Laura: I'm just trying to figure out what Toro is.
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  Laura: Just, just a black bull.
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  Donnie: Is that somebody's mascot?
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  Katy: Yeah, Houston.
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  Laura: is the, is the, is the
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  Katy: The Texans.
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  Donnie: Oh, I think it's just a bull.
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  Donnie: right?
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  Laura: Yeah, like I just was trying to figure out if we could figure out what kind.
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  Katy: a Spanish fighting bull
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  Laura: Okay.
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  Katy: isn't a, a cow or a Longhorn.
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  Katy: It's a Spanish fighting bull.
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  Donnie: All right.
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  Donnie: So like the bull run and Italy, that style bull,
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  Laura: in Spain.
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  Donnie: did I say?
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  Donnie: Italy,
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  Laura: Yeah.
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  Katy: Italians.
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  Laura: And then who's the other one?
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  Laura: It's the Colts, right?
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  Laura: Okay, so a horse versus a bull.
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  Laura: It looks exactly like have you guys ever seen have you seen Ferdinand?
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  Katy: Oh, of course,
• 9:50
  Laura: Okay, it's Ferdinand.
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  Laura: With the slightly forward facing horns.
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  Katy: except I'm, I'm sure not as sweet as Fernan
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  Laura: Probably not.
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  Donnie: me know, me knowing the little that I know, I think the bull has one shot at it against the horse because I think, just me, I think the horse would kick the crap out of it.
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  Laura: Man, that, this one's kind of hard.
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  Laura: I mean, the bull has the horns, which is a definite plus.
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  Donnie: sure there's a YouTube video of this in real life.
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  Donnie: it probably happens all the time.
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  Laura: Well, and it it drives me crazy that the teams aren't actually what their mascot is.
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  Laura: So, if it was actually a colt, if it was actually a
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  Katy: chance.
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  Katy: Yeah, if it was a baby horse.
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  Katy: Snap his little baby legs.
• 10:40
  Katy: He's done for.
• 10:44
  Laura: The bull has the weight.
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  Laura: The bull has the horns.
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  Laura: But horses fight dirty.
• 10:49
  Laura: Cause they've got the long necks and they bite,
• 10:52
  Katy: Yes, Yeah.
• 10:53
  Katy: a horse bite sucks.
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  Katy: Like, people always talk about horses kicking, but if you've never been bit by a horse, that sucks.
• 11:00
  Laura: Yeah, people have lost, Like, I'll never forget, because a couple of my aunts have horses, they would always cringe when they would see people feeding their horses, like, a carrot from their mouth, because there have been people that have lost their noses, like, like, they'll just bite it
• 11:14
  Katy: yeah,
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  Donnie: But, if you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
• 11:18
  Donnie: So I'm watching like you ain't lying like this thing looks like it fights dirty like there, you know, there's dirt everywhere So the bulls up there comes out and he's a little quick and then he starts kicking dirt in its face And then it I'm like jeez
• 11:32
  Laura: yeah, I just The hor and the horse has got the jump.
• 11:36
  Laura: To try and dodge.
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  Laura: It can get on its two legs to rotate.
• 11:40
  Laura: I'm going horse.
• 11:41
  Laura: I'm going Colts.
• 11:43
  Katy: For me, I really think that this one is gonna come down to who gets the hit first.
• 11:48
  Katy: Like, it's gonna be like one of those who, who gets the first hit kind of things.
• 11:51
  Laura: Cause yeah, I think, I think the hooves would do some serious damage.
• 11:55
  Donnie: Both of these teams are really bad And I'm gonna go with Houston just because of where the games being played.
• 12:03
  Donnie: It's in, Texas
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  Laura: So.
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  Katy: And then as far as animals go, Laura, what are you saying?
• 12:08
  Laura: I think the cults, but I'm, I'm willing to be swayed
• 12:11
  Katy: Yeah, if the bull can get the first hit in, I think it can do more.
• 12:18
  Katy: Damage quicker as far as because yeah the horse is gonna can like kick it and it sucks and it's gonna hurt but I also think a bull is like beefier and can take a little bit more than a than a horse could.
• 12:33
  Laura: Yeah.
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  Laura: I think that's probably true.
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  Katy: So I'm gonna go with it with the with the bull on this one.
• 12:39
  Laura: I think I'm gonna say the cults.
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  Laura: So we got Houston and one.
• 12:44
  Katy: yeah we'll see then.
• 12:45
  Laura: see.
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  Katy: All right guys well that is week three we're done with the regular season, so then these will keep going until Laura and I go ahead and start getting ready for season nine, make sure you guys reach out to us on Twitter, and then check us out on Patreon to support us as well.
• 13:02
  Katy: Laura, you're a theme music.
• 13:07
  Katy: Thank you, Laura.