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DLHS Hour 3 | Comedian Adele Givens joins the DLHS crew · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the d Hugly Show, your twenty twenty sixth edition.
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  Speaker 1: If you're going to be in Daniel Beach, I will
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  Speaker 1: be there this Friday, Saturday, Sunday. That is Daniel Beach,
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  Speaker 1: that's Fort LAUDERDL will come check me outf you're taking notion, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know when you got to give a State of
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  Speaker 1: the Union speech. The government should be working. The state
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  Speaker 1: is the state of the America. We are buying rims,
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  Speaker 1: but our breaks don't work. That's what we're doing right now.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing some ghetto stuff right now. We're buying rims.
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  Speaker 1: But but I breaks they work. I remember when I
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  Speaker 1: flew I flew out Sunday, I left Dallas Sunday, and
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  Speaker 1: of course they were going to suspend.
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  Speaker 2: Pre check and global entry. That lasted twelve hours.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we can't you know, they've had to suspend
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  Speaker 1: flights and they were going to suspend flights over our
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  Speaker 1: passo for ten days. This is this is amateur hour.
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  Speaker 1: This is nothing's working like it was opposed to nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing working except the big lips of black influencers who
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  Speaker 1: are using to justify his lives and racism seemed to
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  Speaker 1: be working quite well.
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  Speaker 2: Byron Donald's still over there. What the chickaboo that is?
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  Speaker 3: Did you see he got caught up around Valentine's Day
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  Speaker 3: doing what because you know, this is his second marriages
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  Speaker 3: and his second white woman. But he was his woman said, oh, darling,
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  Speaker 3: on this date we met and then we started dating.
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  Speaker 3: That was the same year he got married to his
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  Speaker 3: first wife. And they you know, so he was playing well.
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  Speaker 2: That's just guys. He wanted to remember the date he
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  Speaker 2: got a white woman though. Now huh yeah, good? And
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  Speaker 2: him and Wesley Hunt.
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  Speaker 1: Why does Wesley Hunt look like Kazoo from the Flint Zone.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how he was in the army his
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  Speaker 1: if he if he had an army, if he wore
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  Speaker 1: held with that hit. I'm sure that's stretch mark. I'm
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  Speaker 1: it was cut out in the back. He don't even
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  Speaker 1: need that. When I got to put yeah, wow, it's.
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  Speaker 2: A mega mind looking.
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  Speaker 4: At it, mega mind, I could not remember that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so melancholy.
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  Speaker 4: Melcholy.
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  Speaker 1: They are awesome, peculiar looking people, though they are all
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  Speaker 1: of those misshapen they look at Star Wars bar.
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  Speaker 3: I know, and you know, I always say you can
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  Speaker 3: love who you love. I'm not into that, but it
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  Speaker 3: just when they all have white wives, all of them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, except being Carson. Yeah yeah, Google Google.
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  Speaker 1: Ben Carson tried to stab his mama, So come on now, baby,
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  Speaker 1: come on, like my mama tried to shoot me.
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  Speaker 2: But he is all right here.
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  Speaker 1: She is the baddest chick in the game. And somebody
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  Speaker 1: just loving the door. I think we're having an affair.
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  Speaker 2: No we're not. We're not having an affair.
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  Speaker 1: But we would please put your hands together for the
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  Speaker 1: one and only, Adele given.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how are you a legend? You're a legend.
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing I'm doing very well, and you it takes
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  Speaker 5: more than no one.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, you know, we gotta we gotta get some
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  Speaker 1: outy of you. Got to get our pound of flesh
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  Speaker 1: before we get find out.
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  Speaker 2: What you got going on.
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  Speaker 1: So we gotta play a game called this and that.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll give you three questions with two potential answers
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  Speaker 1: to each question. Then we'll find out what you gotta
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  Speaker 1: have a I misgivvings.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, here we go, Adele.
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  Speaker 6: Would you rather have a million dollars worth of your
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  Speaker 6: favorite things and no money or a million dollars that
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  Speaker 6: you could only spend one hundred dollars of every day.
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  Speaker 5: I would rather have a million dollars that I can
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  Speaker 5: only spend one hundred dollars of every day.
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  Speaker 2: Me too, Yeah, what would you give?
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  Speaker 5: I would probably be a philanthropist. I would probably give
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  Speaker 5: one hundred dollars a day to somebody who needs it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad I have my hand out one hundred
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  Speaker 1: dollars every day. Excuse me, I'm going to draw out,
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  Speaker 1: pick my honey, yeah, and skip my.
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  Speaker 3: Man cheatah, all right, adele. Would you rather lose your
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  Speaker 3: world renowned sense of humor and keep your beautiful smile
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  Speaker 3: or keep your sense of humor and lose all of
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  Speaker 3: your front teeth?
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  Speaker 5: Well, see here's the bill. I already lost my front teeth.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, don't talk like that. You know I hold you
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  Speaker 1: in high esteem. It's not like you're Jasmine or somebody.
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  Speaker 4: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do that, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather have a gun and be chased by
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  Speaker 1: a slow mountain lion or have a machine gun and
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  Speaker 1: an attacked by fast bear.
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  Speaker 5: A slow mountain lade, because then you know I could
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  Speaker 5: probably just I don't have to kill it like a
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  Speaker 5: wound it.
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  Speaker 2: Something from somebody from Chicago only won the wound. Something
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  Speaker 2: shut down. We need the world needs more like You're there?
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  Speaker 1: You know, uh, you know what I've always loved about
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  Speaker 1: you always. I remember she has played my she played
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  Speaker 1: my wife's sister on my TV show.
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  Speaker 2: It was we got to work together all the time.
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  Speaker 1: You have always been unflinchingly apologetic about your perspective, and
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  Speaker 1: I think that's harder to do these days.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 5: I believe you right, because you get alienated and people,
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  Speaker 5: especially now with social media, they'll tear you down if
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  Speaker 5: your opinion is not you know, with the same flow
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  Speaker 5: they wanted it got the same direction or you you
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  Speaker 5: know you did for you that It's difficult, but you
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  Speaker 5: know it's the only way I know to be d
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  Speaker 5: l And you know what, you the same way when
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  Speaker 5: I when you get through talking, and I love that
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  Speaker 5: about you as well, you were staying on your opinion,
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  Speaker 5: and nine out of ten times you right the same time.
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  Speaker 5: I'm right.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I miss you and love you. The Dona's in New York.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an tell her to come down there and see you.
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  Speaker 5: Oh man, for real, please come. Yeah, I would love
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  Speaker 5: to see the time I haven't seen her in years.
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  Speaker 5: I would definitely look up.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, sweetie, I love you even
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  Speaker 1: more than I ever did. And if you want to laugh,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to laugh, you go see this woman.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you you will not be disappointed. She has
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  Speaker 1: my automatic silver proof like if you she was a
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  Speaker 1: government cheese brick. I will put myself that's all right. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: then I would live.
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  Speaker 2: I would let Gary my rope because because he still
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  Speaker 2: eat scrapple.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, hey, woman, you tell Tommy I love them. I'm
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  Speaker 1: glad you guys are just doing great and telling me
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  Speaker 1: over my damn hat, I got.
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  Speaker 5: You and I love you back. And please, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: tell I would love to see her.
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  Speaker 2: I will indeed here.
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  Speaker 1: She is the one and only one of the o
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  Speaker 1: g's in the game, the best in the business, the
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  Speaker 1: legendary Adele Givens.
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  Speaker 2: I love you woman.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to give does every se won the Shoe
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  Speaker 1: Booty of the Week Award.
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  Speaker 4: And now it's time for the Shoe Booty of the
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  Speaker 4: Week Award. How you dig it?
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  Speaker 3: Where you.
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  Speaker 4: Donald Shrump? I am the judg of one who is
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  Speaker 4: an American politician, media personality, and businessman who served as
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  Speaker 4: the forty fifth and forty seventh president of the United States. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: he is the only president to be impeached twice and
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  Speaker 4: indicted in the nation's two hundred and thirty four year history.
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  Speaker 4: You think you did just want to playoff same field
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  Speaker 4: the champions playoffs. So why is bone, Spurs and Harmony
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  Speaker 4: this week's recipient of the Shoe Booty of the Week Award.
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  Speaker 4: He gets the shoe Booty Award again because he turned
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  Speaker 4: a color blind eye. You see, Adolf, Twitter sent troops
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  Speaker 4: and ice agents to Minnesota to stop the big Somali
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  Speaker 4: fraud ring. This is going to be a fraud like
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  Speaker 4: you've never seen. They're not eating the dogs and cats,
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  Speaker 4: but they're duping real Americans out of money. At first,
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  Speaker 4: I thought this is the dictator Tot's excuse to get
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  Speaker 4: rid of more brown people. This guy, this is not
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  Speaker 4: my kind of guy. Then I thought he's probably jealous
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  Speaker 4: because the Somalis got away with two hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 4: million dollars in a few years and not Your leader
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  Speaker 4: can't handle the fact that he's not the best at fraud. Now, Queen,
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  Speaker 4: after further investigation and the ice has melted, we have
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  Speaker 4: found out the mastermind behind the whole thing was.
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  Speaker 2: A white woman, where the white woman at her.
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  Speaker 4: Name is Amy Buck. I'm shocked the now infamous nonprofit
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  Speaker 4: that signed up restaurants and caterers to receive Fat Bears
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  Speaker 4: money for providing meals for kids who damn kids today
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  Speaker 4: and the damn way, But the kids didn't get the
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  Speaker 4: meals and the money went to the donators how to.
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  Speaker 2: Make more money.
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  Speaker 4: We're out. He doesn't want the luxury cars, real estate
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  Speaker 4: ventures and funding their lavish lifestyles. Right to jam right away.
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  Speaker 4: You know it's the same thing the big beautiful Bill did.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't surprise me that a white person is behind this.
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  Speaker 4: The money sky the rest. Fraud is not a black
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  Speaker 4: people in white collar crying. We might forward some credit
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  Speaker 4: cards to do some bootlegging, even try to dominate on
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  Speaker 4: the dance floor, but fraud is not what we do with.
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  Speaker 2: These are the facts, and they are on disputed.
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  Speaker 4: When he thought it was some mom, please sweet potato,
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  Speaker 4: Hitler could not stop talking about it. You are faked ish.
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  Speaker 4: Now let me know. It's not a Somali and two
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  Speaker 4: innocent lives were lost. It's as quiet as milani as vedrooms.
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  Speaker 2: A horrible distressing experience.
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  Speaker 4: And that's why the shoes Booty of the Week award
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  Speaker 4: goes too. Donald J. Trum again, Now here's a swift
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  Speaker 4: kick in the ass.
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  Speaker 2: You know what.
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  Speaker 1: They will never be a surprise, you booties then, not
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  Speaker 1: like the new iPhone. You gotta wait for them to
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  Speaker 1: put on the back of it.
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  Speaker 3: They just man, we got prices going down on them
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  Speaker 3: because it's such a surplus street.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah we got a bumper crop.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They harfers them year round.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, they even out of season always.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. These ain't like artichoke. We got them all year long.
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  Speaker 4: They need a bigger wearuse