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OUTRO: The Human Form · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets.
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  Speaker 3: For seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 1: That is the worst.
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  Speaker 2: Jasey love a Belch brother.
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  Speaker 1: I hate beouchers more than I hate fathers fathers.
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  Speaker 2: That right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I had a mate, me mate, the Master Fader who.
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  Speaker 1: Every erind no ivery fucking know his name is Aaron. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: every fucking morning when we would have breakfast at the school,
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  Speaker 1: he would eat his breakfast then drink a massive carton
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  Speaker 1: of milk and let out the most disgusting foul bouchers
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  Speaker 1: every single day. And that did my head. To give
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  Speaker 1: you wood, It didn't give me wood. He was also
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  Speaker 1: he he was a weird dude.
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  Speaker 2: Like so, he was a weird dude.
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  Speaker 1: He'd have he'd have toast, right, yeah, and he'd do
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  Speaker 1: the mamte first and then he'd put the butter on top,
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  Speaker 1: and they go, Aaron, why are you doing that?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: He'd go, who goes down the fucking zwme way?
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  Speaker 2: Man, you keep doing the north through and you fuck
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  Speaker 2: with you And it.
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  Speaker 1: Was just like, what what are you doing.
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  Speaker 2: With your life? And what is he doing? With his
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  Speaker 2: life down in Huntley. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, Actually, I've got to be honest with your fellows.
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  Speaker 2: I've got to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 1: He was a really good looking fella. Did you give
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  Speaker 1: him to him? I think he's a fisherman. I think
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  Speaker 1: he's a fisherman. Yeah, genuinely. But he was a Stallion
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  Speaker 1: boys school.
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  Speaker 2: He was a Stallion? Was he just?
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, you know, you go on the shower
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  Speaker 1: block and it.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, I'm just going to go now right because
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  Speaker 3: his body was so beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: His body and appendages.
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  Speaker 3: But you've got a massive down CSJ. So was that
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  Speaker 3: sort of growing over the years.
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  Speaker 1: Well, mine's more of what do you call it a
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  Speaker 1: show and grow? Is it a show and grow? No?
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  Speaker 3: Leave it with them, Leave it with them. You see
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  Speaker 3: how it goes?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, surf to look at to look at Max,
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  Speaker 1: to look at it, and it's reclining.
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  Speaker 2: You to recline like a lazy but you go hands
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  Speaker 2: behind its head. Is all good.
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  Speaker 1: But then when it's enraged.
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  Speaker 3: It starts effing and Jeff doesn't find hard to maintain
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  Speaker 3: its anger as the years of going on, man does
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  Speaker 3: it sure fires up and then it's like it starts
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  Speaker 3: getting It's like, yeah, got to do some more reclining.
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  Speaker 1: How's your rage? You're going kesy?
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  Speaker 4: Rock solid as far as yeah, good as gold, rock
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  Speaker 4: solid like a rock yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, good stuff. Well, when does it stop happening? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what. It's great to have all the
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  Speaker 1: team back.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody, welcome back, welcome back. It's great. That's so great.
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  Speaker 1: When does what start to happen?
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  Speaker 2: Kezy? When do you? When does your ranger go away?
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  Speaker 1: Varies from person to person, I imagine, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: I've got I've got a hell of a way to live.
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  Speaker 4: There is yours like that famous statue of the eight
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  Speaker 4: soldiers putting the flag up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 3: It's our flags of our father, they call it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was directed by Clint Eastwood. Do you ever notice
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  Speaker 3: it's the flag of a regima, you know, and there's
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  Speaker 3: those guys erecting it. Yes, six guys trying to get
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  Speaker 3: it up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm always fascinated by like Greek statues and just male
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  Speaker 1: nudity in general and male nudity in general. But those statues,
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  Speaker 1: how tiny they always are. I mean, I suppose.
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  Speaker 3: Well when he was standing for that, and he would
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  Speaker 3: have been standing for that.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably quite cold, very cold. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And also it would be weird if you had a
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  Speaker 1: statue with a massive shine.
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  Speaker 3: And Michaelangelo is a notorious ruder as well, there would
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  Speaker 3: have been some nervousness around that as he was there again,
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, when're you going to try?
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  Speaker 2: And really?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah, it's quite a pay Have you seen that?
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  Speaker 3: And you wouldn't have seen that in person? Oh no, David?
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  Speaker 2: I mean is that in Greece or is that in London?
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  Speaker 4: I think it's in Greasy Okay, yeah, because I went
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  Speaker 4: to London and saw a whole lot of his works
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  Speaker 4: that have been cut off the wall.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's cool. That's the trek in
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  Speaker 3: their arms are off and all that sort of shit.
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  Speaker 3: It's good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And the Christians went through and chopped off all the
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  Speaker 4: bullos and and did you know that all the bullers
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  Speaker 4: They chopped off all the statues and replaced with the
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  Speaker 4: cabbage leaves. Those are all just in a back room
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  Speaker 4: and the Vatican the cabbage leaves or the bullers, the bullos,
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  Speaker 4: the leaves a where the bullos were.
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  Speaker 2: It's in Italy.
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  Speaker 3: The original David statue is located in the true, be true, Bean,
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  Speaker 3: that's probably not right true buying into the Academia Gallery
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  Speaker 3: in Florence, Italy.
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  Speaker 1: Haven't been there, so they'll have like a massive tupperware
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  Speaker 1: container full of bullers.
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  Speaker 3: And feast your eyes on that down stairs operation Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Look at it, Look at look at him drinking the gutters. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: pretty good gutters.
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  Speaker 2: Shout to the camera that.
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  Speaker 3: The whole Archy B Show one days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever done nude modeling?
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  Speaker 3: No? But I made of mind dude, Yeah, yeah, he
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  Speaker 3: did it at university at while he was going to
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  Speaker 3: attend him Messy. He was attending Messy and Parmerson North
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  Speaker 3: and he would go along and do that. And what happened?
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  Speaker 3: What happened somehow, I'm guessing arection. Somehow everybody found out
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  Speaker 3: that he was the life model for the right.
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  Speaker 2: So he's about eighteen. Hell of a rugby player.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to add him here, Old Sulzy and he
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  Speaker 3: was the selectors for the New Zealand under twenty one
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  Speaker 3: were at a game watching him, players playing for Horrif
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  Speaker 3: and he was as he was running around, he played
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  Speaker 3: flanker as he was running around. He's singing to himself,
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  Speaker 3: this is the best game of rugby I've ever played
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  Speaker 3: in my life. He was a fucking animal and he
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  Speaker 3: had a ruck and someone hit him, came in behind
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  Speaker 3: and broke his neck.
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  Speaker 2: Oh far out, So that was the end of that.
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  Speaker 3: However, he did get he got the you know, like
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  Speaker 3: the scaffolding around his head, and he's up and about
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  Speaker 3: now he's all good. But that was the end of
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  Speaker 3: the rugby. One of the boys had a twenty first.
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  Speaker 3: One of the boys had a twenty first and the
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  Speaker 3: theme was s He had to get dressed up as
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  Speaker 3: something beginning with sight. So one of my other mates
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  Speaker 3: raz he'd win his souls and he made his own
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  Speaker 3: scaffolding just to rub it into my mate with a
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  Speaker 3: broken neck. But yeah, the boys found out about him
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  Speaker 3: doing his live nude thingy, and so they all went.
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  Speaker 3: They all turned up, they all paid to go along,
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  Speaker 3: and so is turned up and there's all of the
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  Speaker 3: rest of the flat are there going with crayons.
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  Speaker 2: Hb. That didn't even bring any pen or paper.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that.
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  Speaker 2: I tell very brave thing for a man from doing
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  Speaker 2: that kind of age. Sorry, just quickly suls suss mag and.
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  Speaker 3: Well I wasn't then I'm not telling you sloth sloth
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  Speaker 3: also slug farm, slug far that's right, and yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: variations there.
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  Speaker 2: What a great name. I'm picturing the guys from the
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  Speaker 2: in between us. For some reason, I.
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  Speaker 1: Just on the old nude modeling. I don't know, I
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  Speaker 1: can really tell you. And he's a good maid of mine,
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  Speaker 1: and can I just en you both know him very
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  Speaker 1: very well. And he's not.
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  Speaker 2: Brendan, okay.
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  Speaker 1: And he went to art school, okay. And so they
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  Speaker 1: had a nude model coming and they had.
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  Speaker 2: To draw the nude model a man or a lady.
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  Speaker 1: A lady, and this particular person how many out of five?
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  Speaker 1: Johnny said, he's out of him. It was like she
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  Speaker 1: was beautiful. But anyway, so they all took up the
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  Speaker 1: position and then she assumed her position.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, she didn't put herself in and did she
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  Speaker 3: have orthopedic slippers.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just say she was sort of arched forward, kind
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  Speaker 1: of like when you fell over on the steps.
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  Speaker 2: They shoulder like a dragon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but and that position and Johnny completely he had
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  Speaker 1: already seated himself, was looking right right in the line
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  Speaker 1: of fire, and and he was so mortified and shocked
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  Speaker 1: and he just couldn't really look, and he was trying
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  Speaker 1: to draw it, and apparently his tutor came up behind
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  Speaker 1: him and put his hand on his shoulder and had
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  Speaker 1: a look and went sweet Jesus, and then just walked
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  Speaker 1: off again. And Johnny was like desperately trying not to
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  Speaker 1: make a big issue of it.
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  Speaker 2: He said, sweet Jesus about his drawing, or about about
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  Speaker 2: the person.
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  Speaker 1: Might not have been. Sweet Jesus was like it might
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  Speaker 1: have been. He just started laughing or something, then just
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  Speaker 1: sort of walked off and Johnny was like, oh god, gosh,
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  Speaker 1: Jesus drawing, You know, but I don't know if I'd
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  Speaker 1: be into doing nude modeling, and I think I don't
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  Speaker 1: comfortable enough.
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  Speaker 2: You probably get a bit of work to workshopping, and
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  Speaker 2: that the beast.
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  Speaker 1: The deformities totally.
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  Speaker 2: I would, I definitely. And then they do.
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  Speaker 1: They do the picture and no, hang on, that's massively
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  Speaker 1: out of proportion.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone would fail, and the two would walk past and
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  Speaker 4: looking at me like, sweet, sweet Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: I've been sending him by. You guys probably have as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for the Lord of the Rings, Oh a musical tale, Oh.
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  Speaker 2: My God, now this is free.
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  Speaker 3: No, I just don't do musical. You know what I
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  Speaker 3: might do what might make it worthwhile? Because if you
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  Speaker 3: go on the mushies right yeah, yeah, true, that might
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  Speaker 3: become something of a performance soon.
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  Speaker 1: My wife used to book checkets for musicals all the
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  Speaker 1: time just to annoy me because she knew how much
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  Speaker 1: I hated them. Oh that's quite nasty.
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  Speaker 2: Heh, that's really nice. You guys should break up?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, too late now peasy. Hey That Die is cast.
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  Speaker 4: watch it. I think so.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, good ship. Pretty exciting when I see my
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  Speaker 2: new haircut