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We Took $400 to a Casino for a Kid-Free Date Night · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: Football is back, and this is Believe, your home for
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  Speaker 1: NFL and college football news and analysis all season long. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let's start the show.
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  Speaker 2: We are free! Well, kid-free. For the first time in
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  Speaker 2: a long time, so myself and Meg said, you know
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  Speaker 2: what we're going to do? We're going to go to
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  Speaker 2: the casino. I still haven't decided yet. Is this going
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  Speaker 2: to be like a food-style episode, or is this just
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  Speaker 2: going to be... Who wins more? I say it's who
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  Speaker 2: wins more. Maybe a side quest with some food. And maybe, well,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know if we can film at this casino.
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  Speaker 2: But do you know the name of the casino we're
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  Speaker 2: going to, Meg?
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  Speaker 3: Aquasasne.
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  Speaker 2: Aquasasne Mohawk Casino. It's about an hour and some change to,
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  Speaker 2: you know, for us to drive. So we said, you
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  Speaker 2: know what? The day is young. We went and watched
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  Speaker 2: a little kick and run this morning. Soccer, football, whatever
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  Speaker 2: you call it. And we said, you know what? I've
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  Speaker 2: had enough of watching Meg play over and over the
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  Speaker 2: slot machine games on her tablet. To the point where
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  Speaker 2: I actually maybe even developed my own little casino in there.
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  Speaker 2: And for some reason, our whole YouTube algorithm is watching
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  Speaker 2: people play casino games online. So let's go. We'll bring
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  Speaker 2: a certain set of money. We'll start with the same
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  Speaker 2: and we'll see who wins more. Who's luckier today? Me
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  Speaker 2: or you? Who's going to win?
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  Speaker 3: Probably you. I'm not a luck person.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm assuming you're going to go straight slot machines.
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  Speaker 3: Probably, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Are you excited for any of the ones that you've
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  Speaker 2: either seen on videos and or ones that you've played before?
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  Speaker 2: on your tablets, or are you just going to kind
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  Speaker 2: of see where the day brings you?
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  Speaker 3: I like the Planet Moon Invasion ones, or whatever they're called.
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  Speaker 2: Planet Moon Invasion ones.
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  Speaker 3: The ones with the cows. Not moon.
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  Speaker 2: Moo. Moo. The Planet Moo ones.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. I don't really know what they're called, but that's
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  Speaker 3: the one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's the cows and the aliens.
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  Speaker 3: These ships.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. See, I'm kind of torn because I'm a table guy.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean by a table guy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I like roulette. I like craps. I like blackjack.
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  Speaker 2: And you made a face like... I don't understand. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: I'll learn you. But the problem is, back in my day,
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  Speaker 2: you used to be able to go to the casino,
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  Speaker 2: sit down at a $ 5 blackjack table, so $ 5 a hand,
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  Speaker 2: And just play for hours. You wouldn't, you know, make
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  Speaker 2: a million dollars, but you'd have cheap entertainment. And it
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  Speaker 2: was a lot of fun. And the drinks were free.
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  Speaker 2: So you were at the table drinking free beer, five
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  Speaker 2: bucks a hand, having a good time. And now anytime
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  Speaker 2: I've gone, like, it's even hard to get at a
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  Speaker 2: $ 10 table. I'm not rich enough to get on a
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  Speaker 2: $ 20 or $ 25 table. So then I feel like they
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  Speaker 2: get you because then you get on, you know, one
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  Speaker 2: of the virtual ones. And then it seems like the
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  Speaker 2: money comes and goes pretty quick. So I can't decide
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  Speaker 2: if I want to do the games that I love
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  Speaker 2: or random chance on slot machines. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Mixture.
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  Speaker 2: Do a mixture. So I feel like as responsible gamblers,
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  Speaker 2: one thing I did learn from the YouTube algorithms is
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  Speaker 2: you have to have a budget. You have to have
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  Speaker 2: a plan. You got to have like a stopping point.
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  Speaker 2: So say hypothetically, we put 200 apiece. Okay. We got
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  Speaker 2: to come up with a what's our stopping point? What
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  Speaker 2: are we going to be up where we say we're
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  Speaker 2: good and keep it in our pocket and then maybe
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  Speaker 2: play out the other one? Is it like, do you
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  Speaker 2: double up? If you get to 500, do you stop?
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  Speaker 2: If you get to 300, if you turn your 200
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  Speaker 2: to 400 to 250, what are you thinking?
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  Speaker 3: I think probably double.
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  Speaker 2: Double. So if any of us get to 400, then
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  Speaker 2: we play on the other ones because we go and profit, right?
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  Speaker 2: It seems smart. I like it. Okay. Now, what's going
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  Speaker 2: to be the plate for food? This is stay out
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  Speaker 2: of my fridge. Do you think it's a see how
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  Speaker 2: it goes? If we win some money, we eat there?
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  Speaker 2: Or is it a, hey, we're going to be so
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  Speaker 2: broke because we lost all our money and try to find, like,
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  Speaker 2: Taco Bell on the ride home or maybe a nice restaurant? Because,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we did leave at a decent time so
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  Speaker 2: we can get back at a decent time. Unless we're
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  Speaker 2: on a hot streak and we stay there all day
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  Speaker 2: and make so much money we get a hotel room. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably not going to happen.
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  Speaker 3: Probably not.
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  Speaker 2: But that'd be cool if we made enough money that
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  Speaker 2: we could pay for our new heating system we need. Right.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be cool.
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  Speaker 3: I've never eaten there or stayed there.
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  Speaker 2: I've never stayed there. I feel like it's still close enough.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Where, you know, you don't have to stay. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's been a long time since I've
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  Speaker 2: even stepped foot in here. So I don't know. There
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  Speaker 2: used to be like a sports bar that I really enjoyed.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what's in here anymore. There always used
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  Speaker 2: to be a... a buffet, a sports bar, and like
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  Speaker 2: a steak place. But again, that's one thing that I've
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  Speaker 2: always learned. Casinos seem to change a lot. Now, through
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  Speaker 2: any of your, you know, YouTubers that you follow that
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  Speaker 2: do this kind of content, is there any strategy you
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  Speaker 2: have in mind that you picked up from somebody that
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  Speaker 2: might be good? Because like somebody said that there's all
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  Speaker 2: these myths. Like if you find a slot machine near
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  Speaker 2: the entrance, that that one always pays more because if
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  Speaker 2: people walk in and they're excited and seeing people win
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  Speaker 2: and they're more apt to spend more money. Myth or real?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it's a myth.
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  Speaker 2: I do too, because everything that I've learned about slot machines, one,
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  Speaker 2: they're a game designed to lose money, which seems fitting.
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  Speaker 2: But every time you press the button, it actually resets
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  Speaker 2: the algorithm in the background. So your odds are exactly
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  Speaker 2: the same no matter when you press it, because there's
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  Speaker 2: always that myth. Hey, if you get up, And, you know,
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  Speaker 2: from a slot machine and somebody sits down and they win,
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  Speaker 2: it's because you fed it all this money. And it's like,
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  Speaker 2: you have the same odds. It's just you would have
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  Speaker 2: had to press it at the same exact time that
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  Speaker 2: that person that took over your machine. Now, just remember,
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  Speaker 2: one thing that I've also learned is that the graphics,
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  Speaker 2: you know, how like fill up the fat cat or
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  Speaker 2: the cow or all those, the piggy banks or something.
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  Speaker 2: The graphics are actually just to get you to spend
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  Speaker 2: more money and chase. You have the same exact odds.
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  Speaker 2: on most of those machines to win every single time
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  Speaker 2: you press the button. They are a chase. But there
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  Speaker 2: is one thing that I'm going to look and walk
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  Speaker 2: around is there are certain slot machines that have to
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  Speaker 2: pay a jackpot or a bonus with so many spins.
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  Speaker 2: And there's counters on there, like, say, Dragon Links and
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  Speaker 2: stuff like that has to pay, say, every, like, thousand spins.
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  Speaker 2: So if you walk over and one's at, like, 900,
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  Speaker 2: then you could do some math and be like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I could sit down. You know, it's got to hit
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  Speaker 2: in the next hundred spins. So I'm going to look
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  Speaker 2: around and walk around and see if I see any
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  Speaker 2: machines like that that maybe could take a chance to
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  Speaker 2: hit a bonus or something. But yeah. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I can't decide the moves. But the good thing is
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  Speaker 2: we got probably another 20 to 30 minutes or 40
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  Speaker 2: or however long it is till we get there. All right.
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  Speaker 2: We'll do a shot when we get there. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you can record in there, so I'll do
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  Speaker 2: some just random filming, and then we'll do some updates
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  Speaker 2: on what we're going to do for a strategy. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: shout out, Pig and Moo. We just drove by you.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we'll eat there later. All right, so that's what
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  Speaker 2: we're going to do. We're just going to get $ 200,
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  Speaker 2: and that's going to be at least one challenge in
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  Speaker 2: this video, see who can make more money on the $ 200. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And then maybe we'll do a little restaurant review if
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  Speaker 2: we eat there. Maybe. We'll do something fun like Who
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  Speaker 2: can have the best, cheapest food at the casino? I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. We'll think about it. Sounds good? All right,
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  Speaker 2: let's get to the casino. One, two, three, break. early
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  Speaker 2: in this adventure i'm winning i'm down 20 next down
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  Speaker 2: 30 we're going in so i did to pick a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of a lunch break i think i'm i'm
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  Speaker 2: the most winning loser at this point i'm down about
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  Speaker 2: 40 what are you.
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  Speaker 3: Doing I'm behind you.
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  Speaker 2: Like what? I'm down 100.
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  Speaker 3: 100?
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  Speaker 2: So I'm winning in the loser battle. We're both down
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  Speaker 2: a little bit. We're getting some lunch. Megan's got a
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  Speaker 2: little sauerkraut dog. I'm going to smash a burger. Comes out.
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  Speaker 2: We'll show you. Poutine smells fantastic. Yeah, we're in the
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  Speaker 2: little sports bar. Big TV. Might throw a little action
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  Speaker 2: on the Carolina Clemson game, but check out the food.
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  Speaker 2: See who wins the food. Who won the food battle?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's me.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's you?
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  Speaker 4: I think it is.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we'll see. We got lucky number six. We
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  Speaker 2: got a little burger. What do you think of this thing?
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  Speaker 2: It looks pretty good. Fries, crispy. Get that poutine, a sauerkraut.
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right. I mean, I'm pretty excited about
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  Speaker 2: the burger. How's that poutine? Coming in for a bite.
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  Speaker 2: Bumble rusky. Bumble rusky. Professional over here.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah. Doesn't that seem like you're ready to just
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  Speaker 3: have a little bit of cheese? I'm not mad.
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  Speaker 2: Agreed. Gravy. Not hot enough to melt the poutine, the
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  Speaker 2: cheese curd. Not bad. I don't think our poutine queen
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  Speaker 2: would overly cheese curd squeaky, though. All right, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to get into this burger. Not on film. Let you
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  Speaker 2: know who won the food battle. Burger. I mean, decent
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  Speaker 2: little smash burger. Classic. Nothing to complain about. A little
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  Speaker 2: over the top. Decent seasoning. Nothing fantastic. Fries, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Meg's dog. Little soggy bun. Decent crowd. Good dog. Not
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  Speaker 2: super hot. I don't know if it just came out early.
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  Speaker 2: Came out quick. Maybe, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Know.
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  Speaker 2: It's not bad. For the burger, the fries, the poutine,
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  Speaker 2: the dog, two beverages. It was $ 35 and some change
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  Speaker 2: with a tip, I believe. Think it's worth it? Or
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  Speaker 2: a little too high? I think it's too high. The
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  Speaker 2: beers were about $ 5. 75, $ 6. Typical at a casino. But
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  Speaker 2: for me, a little overpriced. Who do you think won
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  Speaker 2: the battle here? I think we're pretty level playing field.
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  Speaker 2: If your dog wasn't so soggy. These fries are good.
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  Speaker 3: Fries are good.
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  Speaker 2: Cisco fries. I think I won the battle on the food.
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  Speaker 2: Same price. Well, mine was $ 9. Yours was $ 12. I
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  Speaker 2: think based on price, I win. Based on the poutines,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to call it. Yeah, just not
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  Speaker 2: a hot meal. Not bad. We'll let you decide. Let
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  Speaker 2: us know in the comments who wins the battle. Seven.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: How'd that work out for you?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, he's mad.
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  Speaker 2: He's not that mad. I thought King Kong had a temper.
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  Speaker 2: He seems pretty even keeled.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you got some more spins. Oh, thanks, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Are you staring at our souls? You can't even unlock $ 1. 50?
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  Speaker 2: You're weak.
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  Speaker 5: Come on, hit the major. How's the week?
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  Speaker 2: Here we are. We're in a hotel room. Is it
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  Speaker 2: because we won so much money that we were just like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, we're going to get a hotel room?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Am I doing pretty good? Meg, am I doing pretty good?
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  Speaker 3: Not terrible.
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  Speaker 2: How you doing? So, if you had to say who's
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  Speaker 2: winning and who's losing at this point, who's winning?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I've won a lot, but I've lost a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Cool. Great. Mediocre answer. So, who's winning at this point?
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  Speaker 3: You. I'm not even.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the budget. So, I had at one point about.
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  Speaker 3: You've won more than me.
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  Speaker 2: I had about $ 400 in vouchers in my pocket from
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  Speaker 2: what I earned.
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  Speaker 3: But you started with more than me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, we each had $ 200. And I made, hey, listen,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying it was a competition. Who had the
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  Speaker 2: better lunch? Who had the better luck? But at the
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  Speaker 2: end of the day, we have a hotel room. Because
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  Speaker 2: we just decided, we were here for way too long.
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  Speaker 2: We just wanted to kind of relax, use this kid-free
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  Speaker 2: night as a date night, a getaway. So here we are.
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  Speaker 2: Should we turn this into a hotel review?
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: There's not much to it, but if you look at it,
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  Speaker 2: there's no Holy Bible. Meg, just check the book. I'm
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  Speaker 2: sitting in a very comfy chair. Is that a queen bed?
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  Speaker 2: Queen bed, fridge, microwave. We did love the fact that
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  Speaker 2: there was a 24-7 snack bar. A lot of oots. Chips,
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  Speaker 2: Hot Pockets, Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, and some other stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Candy bars and all that little stuff. We did have
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of a walk. Meg is still in
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  Speaker 2: a walking boot, so there is a shuttle that will
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  Speaker 2: bring us, or a little bit of a bus. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if we're going to take that or walk
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  Speaker 2: it out there. But again, we're only probably, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm up. Meg's done, done. Do you even have any
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  Speaker 2: of your 200 left? 200 is gone. So at the
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  Speaker 2: end of the day, did I potentially win this competition?
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  Speaker 2: But here's the thing. We still, we had lunch. We
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  Speaker 2: need to have dinner. So we'll find some food. We'll
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  Speaker 2: do a little bit of some food review as well.
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  Speaker 2: And we'll find some fun slot machines. How about that?
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  Speaker 2: Meg fell in love with the Kong slot machine. We
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  Speaker 2: did do a video of that. She hit a bonus.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie to you. I'm a table guy.
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  Speaker 2: I do the roulette. I do the blackjack. I do
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff with loss, loss, loss. I got on
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  Speaker 2: some slot machines. I was on a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: a heater. There was three or four. Every slot machine
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  Speaker 2: that I hit, I hit bonuses, and Meg was super
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: annoyed with that. What were you saying, Meg?
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  Speaker 3: That Invasion and Alien one?
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  Speaker 2: The Alien Invasion one.
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  Speaker 3: It was better than Tom.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: That one was fun.
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  Speaker 2: What we've noticed is the bigger the machine, the more
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  Speaker 2: production the machine has.
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  Speaker 3: I had so many bonuses on it.
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  Speaker 2: The Alien Invasion.
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  Speaker 3: It was just hitting really well, but I walked away.
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  Speaker 2: I randomly hit a machine that was like, and the
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  Speaker 2: only reason I started doing this, these old ladies were like,
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  Speaker 2: don't forget, hit the machine on the outside. Don't ever
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  Speaker 2: take the middle. So I started playing outside machines. I
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  Speaker 2: hit some bonuses. I don't know if there's any luck
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  Speaker 2: to that. But there was one. That I really want
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  Speaker 2: to get onto later. Dragon Link. It's a hot machine.
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  Speaker 2: It's all over the internet. We haven't been able to
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  Speaker 2: get on there. We got a double voucher. I think
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  Speaker 2: we got 100 on one. Almost 300 on one. So
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  Speaker 2: we're not too far off. But we're going to have
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  Speaker 2: some fun. I did just full transparency. I went onto
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  Speaker 2: the table roulette. Had a little bit of fun. Didn't hit.
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  Speaker 2: Went over to some virtual blackjack. Like an electronic blackjack machine.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't hit. Lost eight or ten right in a row.
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  Speaker 2: It's a scam. I tried bubble craps. I tried electronic roulette.
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  Speaker 2: We've given an effort, haven't we? We've put more time
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  Speaker 2: at the casino than a full shift at work at
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  Speaker 2: this point. But we're going to go back in. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to get some food. We're going to kind of
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  Speaker 2: use the rest of our budget. All right, Winix. And
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  Speaker 2: we're going to have a good rest of the night.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Meg? I heard that. That wasn't very nice.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, we'll take a little bit. And we didn't know
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  Speaker 2: if we could record at the casino, but we did
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  Speaker 2: see a couple of people set up with a tripod
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  Speaker 2: doing some recording. So we're going to, we'll try to
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  Speaker 2: do a little more recording at some slot machines and
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  Speaker 2: wherever we're at and make the rest of the night. So,
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  Speaker 2: all right, here's where we're going to be. All right.
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  Speaker 2: So we just had complimentary breakfast at the Players' Zone. Meg,
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  Speaker 2: what was your thoughts on the complimentary breakfast?
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  Speaker 3: I had better.
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  Speaker 2: We've had better. We're not saying that the people doing
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  Speaker 2: it are doing a terrible job. It is what it
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  Speaker 2: is for having powdered eggs, microwavable bacon, fruit. frozen waffles
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  Speaker 2: that weren't frozen, bread for toast, bagels, pancakes, which the
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: pancake machine is pretty cool. It's one of those fancy
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  Speaker 2: ones where you just put your hand in front and
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: then you watch it be made and then it plops
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: on your plate. It is a cheap paper plate, so
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: it turns out if you do put some syrup in there,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: you're going to also eat some of the plate. Powdered
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: omelet egg thing, not terrible. Turns out Meg likes them
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: that way.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: That's food.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Microwavable bacon, probably $ 8. 12 worth of microwavable bacon. Really wanted
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: to get our money worth. If you're staying here, all
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: they do is they come up. You do have to
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: stay at the players' inn, so they just come up
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: and say, what's your room number? So we told them
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: our room number, and we had a couple of plates. Coffee, Folgers,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: from a button. It isn't great.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Juice.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: It's juice. Did kind of feel like the future was
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: staring me at the eyes. I felt like I was
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: sitting in a nursing home at breakfast. And I didn't
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: love it. And I'm not saying the vibes or whatever. Obviously, casinos,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: a lot of older people come in there, either have
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: money or just for something to do. I mean... We're
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: not young, but we're not that old. And, you know,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: it was a date day that turned into a date night.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Did we even review our second meal last night? I
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: don't think we did. So we ended up, full disclosure,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: I had a couple too many beverages. So I decided, hey,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: let's get a room. Let's see if there's a room available.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Place was packed. Somehow there was a room. But before that,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: we went and ate at the same place. It was
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: like the sports bar and grill. And I went with
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: The chef's choice. The guy that was checking it out
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: was wearing a fancy white jacket. I said, what's your go-to?
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: He was starting to say something. I said, no, no, no.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: What is something that you would actually eat here? And
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: he said, I forget what it was called, but essentially
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: a Philly cheesesteak. It had onions, peppers, everything. It was
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: pretty good, wasn't it? And it came with fries. And
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: then you got a corndog and a piece of cake. Right? Oh,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Meg just remembered. She still has cake. Corndog, how was it?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Decent corn dog. I think I won the meal battle
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: in the second one.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Mine was really good. I highly recommend it. Everything else
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: on the menu is like $ 9, $ 10. This was about $ 18.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: 50.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: A little bit. But it was enough for two people.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: And it was like on a garlic bread. So it
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: was like four pieces of garlic bread with all the
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Philly cheese. It was fantastic. I highly recommend. Then Meg
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: got the cake. Didn't want to eat all the cake.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: So we essentially carried a piece of cake around all night.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: We even, I think we danced on the dance floor
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: with some cake. I do want to shout out that band.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: No idea their name, but a female lead singer. And
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: of course, me being me, I had to say something.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I wasn't that idiot that was like, play Freebird. I
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: was making jokes with Megan, her boot. So she decided
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: to play Boot Scootin' Boogie on the fly. I could
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: tell that they've never played it before, but they made
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: it work. So that was fun. Met and chatted with
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: some pretty cool people. Finally got onto some spots and
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: some stuff that we did. When we jump back in
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: the vehicle, it's raining. We're going to get in the vehicle.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: We'll do the full recap because I know you guys
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: are excited. You want to know who won the competition.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Don't look at me like that. But either way, we'll
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: give you the recap. Does that sound good? Do it
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: on the ride home? Our cell phones are all but dead,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: so hopefully we'll get some charge. But all right, we'll
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: do that thing.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go. Ready, Meg? Okay. Back to the car.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Let's hit you with the recap video. They've been waiting
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: for it, Meg. So should we tell them who won
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: or tell them how it went?
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, we didn't say you won.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Who won, Meg? How much money of the two hundo
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: survived your bankroll?
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: I made a lot of it back at the end.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: But if it wasn't from my bankroll, would you have
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: made it back?
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sure. I had 20 left.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: She had 20 left of the two hundo. I was
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: never in jeopardy. I started out, I put 120 in, and...
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Never really had to reach back in. I had a
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: couple of vouchers in my pocket, which was nice. And
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: we started off, we just started doing the same slot machines,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: having ourselves a little date night, right? What was the
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: first one that we did? Was it the alien one,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: the one that you really wanted to do, or did
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: we have to do a different one first? The mummy one.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: And that one was okay. It was all right. I
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: don't know. I think I hit a bonus once or twice.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: and I mean, didn't really pay much. I don't think Meg,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know if Meg got a bonus all night.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: It was just one of those weird nights for me.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not a huge slot machine player. I like to
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: play the tables, the roulette and stuff like that, but
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I was only able to get on a roulette table once,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: went through 60 bucks pretty quick. Numbers didn't hit, is
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: what it is. Played a little electronic roulette. It did
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: get the, The budget back up a couple of times.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: That was nice. And Blackjack, I lost eight straight hands.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: That was brutal. And then we finally got on the
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: one that you really wanted to do that you play
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: on your tablet all the time. It's like cows and
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: UFOs and all that stuff. I think I got into
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: a bonus here fairly quick. Didn't pay a lot, but
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: it was all right. And you didn't lose a lot,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: but you didn't really win on that one. We did
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: hit it towards the end of the night and there
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: was a lady that was playing it. And I think
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: when we left, she was up to almost like 200
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: free spins and she had already made a couple hundred bucks.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: She's going to be there all night. Hopefully she had
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: a room because at that point it was about midnight
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: and she still had about 200 spins left. So pretty cool.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: And then somebody behind us, when we finally got into
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Dragon Link, hit for like 7K, right?
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Which I thought was weird. She, for, like, 7K, it
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: appeared to be, like, boyfriends and friends that were all there. Then, like,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: they all just left her. She hit the jackpot, and
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: then all of a sudden they were gone. And she
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: just stayed at the machine. I don't know if she
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: was waiting for a hand pay or what, but she
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: was just there all by herself. I'm like, if my
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: friend just makes 7K, not only are they buying some beverages,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I'm going to hang out and celebrate that 7K for
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: a little bit, right?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Let's see. What else did we do? We.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I wish I knew the name of the slot machine,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: but I went back to that machine probably, what, three,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: four times?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I couldn't lose on that machine for some reason. It
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: was a rocket something or other. It was right by
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: the winner's club in an exit or entrance, I guess,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: depending if you're coming in or out. And they do say,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: remember in the start of this video that we said
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: there was a myth that They always have a big
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: machine that pays a lot right when you walk in
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: or maybe walk out to try to hook you a
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: little more. That machine paid really well.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: For you.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: For me. You went to the other ones, not so much.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: And I heard.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: You did good on that alien one.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: You did good on the alien one?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: The... Where the animals go out and grab the ship open.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was an interesting one. I had a lot
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: of both. Three animals, a sheep, a cow, and a... Pig.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: And a pig. One was a jackpot. One was something else.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: And.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: So they triggered, so essentially when they sucked up the
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: animals and then eventually they cracked and burst, I somehow
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: triple popped the bonuses and didn't really get too much
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: from it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I just kept, like, just kept hitting one after another.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hers just hit. Yeah, it was a pretty cool game,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: and then, yeah, if it hits there, I was, like,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: one or two off on the... from like five or
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: six hundred bucks and got really close. I was going
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: to say we got really close to the jackpot a
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: couple of times. A couple of the slot machines where
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: you have to fill the board with 15 of them
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: to win the grand. I was one off twice. I
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: believe you were one off once. It really gets the
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: blood flowing a little bit, doesn't it? You're like, no
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: way this is going to hit. But what if this hits?
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Be pretty cool. But Wizard of Oz, we finally got
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: onto that towards the end of the night, was able
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: to hit decent. That one was pretty good. Again, that
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: one's kind of towards there. We did a good deed.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Somebody left a cell phone at a machine, had to
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: talk to about what seemed like 15 people because nobody
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: wanted to grab the cell phone. We weren't touching the
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: cell phone. But then the people on the floor, they
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: weren't touching the cell phone. Only security could touch the
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: cell phone. I don't know. But hopefully whoever lost their
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: cell phone, you got that thing. It seemed like it
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: had some better days, but it's still a cell phone. But,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, at the end of the day, All the
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: money that we brought to the casino, we came out
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: $ 1 ahead, which that is a huge win. Because a
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: lot of times I think the mentality is how much
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: money am I comfortable losing? Because typically you're going there
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: for entertainment. You always pay for entertainment. You want to
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: go to a concert, you got to pay for a ticket.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: You want to go to a sporting event, you got
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: to pay for a ticket. It's entertainment. How much are
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: you willing to lose for said entertainment? You come back
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: with some extra, you made money being entertained. Does it
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: include our meals and our beverages in our room? No,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: but we were fully intended of coming home with nothing.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: And somehow, the things that I love to play, I
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: couldn't really make any money. And then the ones that
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I typically had never have luck, I had luck. It
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: was weird. Every single machine I think I got on
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: triggered bonuses. It was unbelievable. Some of them were very
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: frustrating when you hit a bonus and you're super excited
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: and you make about 13 cents. And others paid pretty good.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: And towards the end of the night, it seemed to
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: ramp up a little bit more.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: King Kong was really fun.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: King Kong, really fun, didn't pay so well.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: The first time it played out.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: It paid her fairly well one time, and it hooked
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: her for a lot more than she made that one time.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: But it was fun. It was interesting. She's got a
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: love-hate relationship with King Kong now. It's because he's a big,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: hairy beast like me. No comment. She's not going to
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: comment on that. But either way, I mean, overall, great day.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: A lot of Vermont people. I personally love how they
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: don't have the smoking in the casino anymore. They had
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: a little bit of that smoke ring, which we weren't
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: really near too much. I mean, it was pretty busy
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: in there. Like I said, no problems, no drama, nobody. Anything,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's clean. It's fun. Drank a lot
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: of Gatorade and a lot of maple brew pale ale.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: But I don't know. Overall, what do you think?
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: It was fun.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Sorry that I just won every single challenge unintentionally. But
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: we'll have to have another trip. Maybe we'll even bring
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: our old neighbors, huh? All right. Well, that was a
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: fun day today. You guys are in the Messina area.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Definitely check out the Akwesasne Mohawk Casino and Resort. Get
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: yourself signed up for the player's card. You get a
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: little free credit. We each had $ 10. So we haven't
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: been there in a very long time. So, yeah, it
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: was fun. I enjoyed it. Do it again?
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Something a little different, right? Yeah. Good food. What was
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: your favorite thing of the whole thing? Was it the food?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Was it the beer? Was it the dancing, the music,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: or the slot machines?
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I just like slots.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Slots are fun. If you could only go into that
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: place and play one slot machine for $ 200, which one
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: are you sitting down at?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Probably the alien one.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: The alien one?
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: That was fun. I was just excited to get on
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Dragon Link and finally hit a bonus. Didn't pay a ton, but... And,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: side note, I really hate when people put the chair
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: up on the thing like, this is my slot machine.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I know none of it's yours, but why do you
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: do that, old people? It's not your place. It's not
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: your machine. I don't like it. I don't care for it. But, Yeah,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: that was good. I had a good time, and I
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: think I enjoyed it more because of the content that
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: we've been watching on YouTube with the slot machines and
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: that kind of stuff. There was some stuff that I
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: did learn because somebody there, too, I remember when we
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: were at that alien machine that you really like, somebody said,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: make sure you always play the outside machine. That's the
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: only ones that pay. So in my brain, for some reason,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: that stuck, and I only played outside machines. I had
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: some luck. Maybe there is some Some truth behind some
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: of these weird casino myths. All right. That's all we got.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: We'll be back next week. Take care, everybody.
• 31:59
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• 32:00
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• 32:01
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• 32:02
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