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Best Of Billy & Lisa: Oz + Phobias · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: It's the best a billion Lisa in the Morning. Hey guys,
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  Speaker 1: have you Saturday. Welcome into the Best of Billy and
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  Speaker 1: Lisa in the Morning. It's producer Rally. I am going
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  Speaker 1: to be counting down the top five moments of the
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  Speaker 1: week with you. So obviously, this week we returned from
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  Speaker 1: our long Thanksgiving vacation and a lot of people were traveling,
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  Speaker 1: including our own one, mister Billy Costa, and he had
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  Speaker 1: an unfortunate experience at the airport which led to a
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  Speaker 1: classic Billy rant.
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  Speaker 2: This is number five.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure everybody has a story to tell about their
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  Speaker 3: holiday travels, their holiday experiences. A lot of people flew,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of people drove, Lisa, you drove to New
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  Speaker 3: York City.
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  Speaker 2: I drove, yeah, and I had zero traffic, like there
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  Speaker 2: was no one on the road.
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  Speaker 3: You mean, given the eight hundred zillion people travel road.
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  Speaker 2: So Thursday morning, which was Thanksgiving, I drove to New
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  Speaker 2: York City, no problem, no problem. And then yesterday, biggest
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  Speaker 2: travel day, no problem.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I flew and don't forget the alert was up
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  Speaker 3: the eight hundred zillion people traveling by air by road,
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  Speaker 3: and I got to Logan airport Friday morning and There
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  Speaker 3: was not a single person in front of me at
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  Speaker 3: the TSA, not one. The TSA asients were actually sitting
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  Speaker 3: on chairs talking to each other. There was no one there.
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  Speaker 3: And then I went to Florida. The flight was perfect.
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  Speaker 3: It flew me down to Florida, was actually early and
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  Speaker 3: landed early, which is always good. But then it was
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  Speaker 3: planning to come home. We had a flight booked for
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  Speaker 3: yesterday afternoon, early afternoon, like two thirty ish, you know,
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  Speaker 3: get me home so I can regroup and get ready
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  Speaker 3: for the show this morning. That flight was canceled early
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  Speaker 3: in the morning yesterday. Why oh, they're talking about some software.
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  Speaker 3: Well they always in. Bottom line is the staff didn't
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  Speaker 3: show up. That's really what's going on behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 3: So they canceled that flight, and then they congratulated me
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  Speaker 3: because they had me on another flight after that that
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  Speaker 3: was canceled. The good news is we just around for
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  Speaker 3: five or six hours, just waiting for a flight. But
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  Speaker 3: we were still home. We hadn't even gone to the
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  Speaker 3: airport yet. So then we had the flight and we said, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I think we should go to the airport for this one. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: So we get to the airport and again we're five
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  Speaker 3: six hours behind schedule, and and we had our seats.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we had good seats. We're in the third
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  Speaker 3: row and I like to get extra leg room most
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  Speaker 3: of the time, which is an extra charge, right, how
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  Speaker 3: sure it is? Yeah. So we get to the airport
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  Speaker 3: and now it's boarding time. And the boarding time always
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  Speaker 3: fascinates me. There are people that get up and block
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  Speaker 3: the entrance to the gangway at at the desk, and
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  Speaker 3: they're not being asked to board for another hour, right,
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  Speaker 3: but they stand right in front of every you know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm talking. We talked about those you've been there.
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  Speaker 3: We need to come up with a name for those people.
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  Speaker 3: And they sit on the floor at the entrance to
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  Speaker 3: the gangway. Anyway, there's that. So now we had boarding
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  Speaker 3: passes in our phones, so you know, looking at the
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  Speaker 3: boarding passes so we know where we're seating. We had
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  Speaker 3: the row, we had the seat number. We're walking through.
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  Speaker 3: Now our phones are open because you want to show
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  Speaker 3: the seats walking down the gangway, and suddenly our seats
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  Speaker 3: were changed as we were walking the gangway to the plane, right,
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  Speaker 3: I said, what are you talking about? That can't happen?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean like we just checked in at
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  Speaker 3: the desk and they had our seats, and they we
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  Speaker 3: went through the scanner and we're all.
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  Speaker 2: Set, and you paid for extra leguas.
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  Speaker 3: Of course we did. And by the way, priority travel. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you're mosaic Mosaic four. Okay, top notch. So now we
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  Speaker 3: get to the entrance to the plane and the flight
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  Speaker 3: attendants are standing there. I said, something weird just happened.
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  Speaker 3: We knew we were in such and such a row,
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  Speaker 3: but we just got a bleep in our phone and
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  Speaker 3: suddenly our seats were changed from upfront to the actual
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  Speaker 3: back of the plane, literally inches from the bathroom. And
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  Speaker 3: and and we weren't sitting together now, we were sitting
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  Speaker 3: in separate roads. But both of us had middle seats,
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  Speaker 3: which is a traveler's nightmare. Like I would never like,
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't take the fly.
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  Speaker 2: It's the seat on the plane.
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  Speaker 3: If there was a middle seat, I wouldn't fly. I'd
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  Speaker 3: go somewhere else. Okay, So now I'm in the middle seat.
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  Speaker 3: Now the person to my immediate left right has and
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  Speaker 3: I'm not exaggerating, okay, a triple mask on. Now what
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  Speaker 3: is that scream? That screams raging COVID like one mask
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  Speaker 3: wasn't enough. The second mask also wasn't enough, So the
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  Speaker 3: third mask is basically preventing us from death, instant death, right.
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  Speaker 3: And then on the other side of me a screaming baby,
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  Speaker 3: probably eight months old, right, And I'm sitting there thinking,
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  Speaker 3: what the f just happened? I was in I was
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  Speaker 3: going to my extra leg room seats. I was going
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  Speaker 3: to relax, have a glass of wine. Michelle has six
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  Speaker 3: rows behind me, also in the middle seat, with a
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  Speaker 3: giant person like to the left of her right.
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  Speaker 2: So tell people, why, wow, they switched you.
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  Speaker 3: The gate guy, the guy that you scanned to get
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  Speaker 3: on the plane, he comes walking all the way down
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  Speaker 3: the aisle the back of the plane to my seat,
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  Speaker 3: to try to explain what happened, right, because he knew
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  Speaker 3: we had priority, you know whatever, clear And he says, listen,
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to explain. There was a family that
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  Speaker 3: wanted to fly together, and so we bumped you to
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  Speaker 3: these seats. And I'm like, what family? And by the way,
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  Speaker 3: why me? So you did, like, this is a full plane,
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  Speaker 3: hundreds of people, and you settled on the extra leg
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  Speaker 3: room people to boot them from their seats, sit them
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  Speaker 3: separately by the way mosaic for and you don't ask me, hey,
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  Speaker 3: would you be willing? And why was nobody else bumped? Why?
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  Speaker 2: Us?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Did help a family?
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  Speaker 2: He did help a family family, But Billy's is right.
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  Speaker 2: They should have asked Billy and Michelle if they would
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  Speaker 2: be willing to move or what else?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what if we me and my wife? What if
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  Speaker 3: we had some sort of a medical situation had to
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  Speaker 3: be together, you know, like were a family. If they
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  Speaker 3: asked why am I less of a family than that family?
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  Speaker 4: If they asked you, what would you have said?
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  Speaker 3: What would I have said?
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  Speaker 4: If they asked you to sit separately?
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  Speaker 3: Well? Can I meet the family? What's the emergency in here?
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  Speaker 3: What's the emergency process? Did they pay what I paid? Like?
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  Speaker 3: Why was I singled out? I think the gate attendant,
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  Speaker 3: for some reason had it in for me. Okay, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know why. I've never seen him in my life.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe he was upset that we had
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  Speaker 3: good seats. You know, we wearing that Porsche hat you
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  Speaker 3: have honoring? Of course I was, you bet I was.
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  Speaker 3: If I wasn't wearing it, I would have taken it
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  Speaker 3: on the luggage. That's why he was put it in
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  Speaker 3: your face.
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  Speaker 2: That's how he was.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 4: And so Michelle was sitting next to a giant person.
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  Speaker 3: You said, yes, now you know what it's like to
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  Speaker 3: be in the middle seat and the person to the
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  Speaker 3: left or right or is well. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 3: all due respect, but we're both sitting there. You have
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  Speaker 3: to understand. So now it's four hours later, four hours later,
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  Speaker 3: we're getting off the plane. I literally, this is how
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  Speaker 3: far apart we were. It took me twenty minutes to
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  Speaker 3: stand there waiting for Michelle to get off the plane.
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  Speaker 3: Like she was literally at the bathroom door, like one
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  Speaker 3: final move, somebody could have pissed on her. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 3: how close to the bathroom she was. Okay, and then
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  Speaker 3: you hear the flush every five seconds because and that's
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  Speaker 3: another thing about flying. Okay, that gets me, why is
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  Speaker 3: there always a line at the bathroom on the plane?
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  Speaker 3: What is the urgency? All of a sudden, as soon
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  Speaker 3: as you take off, I gotta go, like everybody is
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  Speaker 3: going to the bathroom, like what And then when you're
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  Speaker 3: like ten minutes from landing, I gotta go back to
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  Speaker 3: the bathroom. And then they get off the plane and
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  Speaker 3: they go into the bathroom in the terminal.
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  Speaker 1: So a certain celebrity announced that she has a massive
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  Speaker 1: phobia of paper and how that affects her around the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: You will never guess who this celebrity is. Well, this
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  Speaker 1: was turned into our topic time we discussed all of
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  Speaker 1: our phobias.
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  Speaker 2: First, it's number four.
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  Speaker 3: Miley cyrus En now to the world yesterday that she
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  Speaker 3: has a serious phobia to paper. Check this out.
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  Speaker 2: Christmas.
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  Speaker 5: I'm known as a little bit of a grinch because
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  Speaker 5: I have a qualm with Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: What is it? I hate paper?
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  Speaker 2: Like looking at that makes you want to vomit? Don't
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  Speaker 2: even do it?
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  Speaker 3: Should I move it away? That's worth moving it? Okay?
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  Speaker 5: And then the real problem for me with paper is
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  Speaker 5: when when people.
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  Speaker 2: Dry dry hands and they.
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  Speaker 5: Touch paper, and then it's Christmas and it's.
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  Speaker 1: Cold and everyone's hands are dry and they're all touching paper.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, here's the thing on paper. Okay, construction paper. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if you know what that is. I did
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  Speaker 3: when I was a kid and you had art class,
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  Speaker 3: they used construction paper, and I always had to skip
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  Speaker 3: art class because I couldn't. I just hated the feel
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  Speaker 3: of the construction paper. So to this day, I don't
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  Speaker 3: like touching construction paper.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I've had that for chalk when we used
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  Speaker 2: to do the old chalkboards back.
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  Speaker 3: In the day.
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  Speaker 2: I just had a oh, like people nails on a chalkboard,
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  Speaker 2: touching the chalk, the dryness of it. Just even to
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  Speaker 2: this day thinking about it, it gives me such an
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  Speaker 2: ick feeling. And then the other phobia I have is
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  Speaker 2: those tiny little elevators in the back bay where like
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  Speaker 2: only one person can stand. I refuse to get in them.
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  Speaker 2: Well you have I'm a slightly clusterphogoss phone. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you those little elevators, like I'll walk ten
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  Speaker 2: flights of stairs not to go in that.
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  Speaker 3: Our good friend, doctor Sean Dherty, plastic surgeon to the Stars,
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  Speaker 3: has the smallest elevator, yes, in America, and I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Get in it. It's like I have to call him
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  Speaker 2: and say, can you please unlock the door.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a one person I don't know if I've
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  Speaker 3: never been in one of those, Yeah, it's crazy only
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  Speaker 3: if it's one person.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, many times building and sometimes it has the cage,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the metal cage that you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, it's like, okay, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely getting stuck in here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's dangerous.
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  Speaker 3: What else is?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so the list, Okay, Number one is the fear
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  Speaker 2: of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.
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  Speaker 4: They're afraid of that, yes, really, I mean it is annoying,
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  Speaker 4: but so that means you can't the people that have
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  Speaker 4: that can't eat peanut butter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and can't even be around it when people are
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  Speaker 2: eating peanut butter. The next one is really interesting. It's
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  Speaker 2: the fear of being without your mobile phone.
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  Speaker 4: That's a twenty twenty five issue.
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  Speaker 2: Totally, yeah, totally, totally, totally.
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  Speaker 4: We all kind of have that, right, I think.
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  Speaker 3: So it seems the minute you find out you don't
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  Speaker 3: have your phone you don't know where it is, you're
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  Speaker 3: freaking you freak out, freak out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, okay. Another one on the list is fear
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  Speaker 2: of the color yellow.
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  Speaker 4: Oh what did you yellow?
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  Speaker 1: Do?
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  Speaker 3: I am?
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  Speaker 2: You can't even look at school buses? Are flowers?
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  Speaker 3: Oh when school bus comes that you've dread that moment?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: Another one I thought was interesting is the fear of balloons.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard about this, I have too. Well, there's a
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  Speaker 3: certain choking factor when it comes to balloons, Like if
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  Speaker 3: you have young kids, I think you think about it.
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  Speaker 3: If there's a popped balloon in the room and they
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  Speaker 3: pick it up off.
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  Speaker 2: The floor, it's getting people going, So wait, I wonder
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  Speaker 2: if that's what it is.
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  Speaker 4: Is it the popping of the balloon or is it
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  Speaker 4: the balloon itself.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's the balloon itself. Okay. The next one
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  Speaker 2: is fear of belly buttons.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, no, is this is We've talked about
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  Speaker 4: this before. The belly button one.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Some people are so afraid of them. They don't want
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  Speaker 4: to see them.
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  Speaker 3: They don't like their own.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they can't, Like they have to put a bandage
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  Speaker 2: over it because they're so freaked out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's not the most attractive thing on a human body.
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  Speaker 4: Like I like audies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 3: Outis freaked me out?
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  Speaker 4: Oh really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like some of the little still.
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  Speaker 2: There, Yeah, sticking, poking.
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  Speaker 4: I never thought of it that way. Yeah. Do you
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  Speaker 4: have an any or Anaudi, Lisa.
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  Speaker 2: Mine's more sort of neutral. It's kind of an inny.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like, yeah, I would say it's more
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  Speaker 2: than any.
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  Speaker 3: Half and half.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm any you've just I haven't any Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: wish I had an audia. I mean, I haven't any
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  Speaker 4: I wish I had an auty. Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a phobia? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Mine is the the fear of small holes. It's called
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  Speaker 4: trip to phobia. It's the it's the fear of cluster
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  Speaker 4: clusters of things, you know, things like honey combs, patterns
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  Speaker 4: of holes. You know, it's a real common one.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning guys.
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  Speaker 6: So I have something called trip to phobia, where.
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  Speaker 7: It's like the fear of any kind of cluster of
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  Speaker 7: like holes or just cluster.
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  Speaker 3: Of things like honey home coral.
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  Speaker 4: Tripe, which I think that's where the name triptophobia comes from.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure about.
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  Speaker 2: But how often do you come across Are you afraid
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  Speaker 2: of sponges? Because sponges have like tiny little holes.
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  Speaker 3: Sponges don't bother me.
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  Speaker 4: But if I google trip to phobia and the images
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  Speaker 4: come up on Google, like, I don't feel right for
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  Speaker 4: a week. Wow, it's very bizarre.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the sponge thing, that's producer Riley's right, Producer, Rie,
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  Speaker 3: that's your phobia.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not because of the holes, that's just because
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  Speaker 1: of how dirty they get.
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  Speaker 2: And it really creeps me out. So I cannot touch
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  Speaker 2: a sponge. If there's one like in the sink, I
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  Speaker 2: can't even pick it up.
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  Speaker 4: What if it's outside the sink.
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  Speaker 2: If it's dry, it's better. But if they're like wet
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  Speaker 2: and like just it's freaking me out. I have to
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  Speaker 2: agree with you. Yeah, that kind of freaks me out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like touching sponges either. They always smell and
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  Speaker 3: you wonder how much bacteria is on them. But some
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  Speaker 3: of the phobias, by the way, like agoraphobia, they can
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  Speaker 3: be crippling. Like agoraphobia, you're terrified to leave the house, ye,
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  Speaker 3: walk outside?
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  Speaker 4: Now, some people have real, real phobias that stop them
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  Speaker 4: from doing things in every day. Any other notable ones
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  Speaker 4: on their least the.
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  Speaker 2: Fear of string okay, yeah, string weird? Yeah, fear of beards.
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  Speaker 3: An actual fear of a beard yep.
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  Speaker 2: And then fear of hair.
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  Speaker 4: So what do you do with your own hair?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You often find it extremely difficult to get haircuts and
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  Speaker 2: will generally avoid situations where other people are touching your hair.
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  Speaker 4: So you don't want your hair touched.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want it touched, You don't want it cut.
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  Speaker 2: You can't watch someone getting their haircut.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's very bizarre. Yeah, yeah, I mean I understand
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  Speaker 4: the balloon one.
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  Speaker 2: Hey guys, it's producer Riley.
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  Speaker 1: So just a second ago, we were talking about phobias
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  Speaker 1: because Miley Cyrus said that she has a massive, massive
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  Speaker 1: phobia of paper. Well, we discussed what our phobias were,
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  Speaker 1: and then we had people call in to say what
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  Speaker 1: theirs are, and you guys had some crazy ones.
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  Speaker 2: So let's go right to the phones.
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  Speaker 3: You have a phobia, I do.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I have a few, but I have one specific one.
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  Speaker 6: I don't like things that are bigger than they shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 2: That are bigger than they can You can you give
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  Speaker 2: us an example. I sure can.
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  Speaker 6: There's one supermarket chain that has always had like large
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  Speaker 6: boxes of cereal, like on top of the trees or sections,
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  Speaker 6: Yes you know what I mean, and like I feel
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  Speaker 6: like they're just going to fall and hit me, like
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  Speaker 6: anything that's like like I'm pasta in the in the
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  Speaker 6: think that is absorbed water that looks giant like things
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  Speaker 6: like that, things that are bigger than.
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  Speaker 8: They shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 3: Well, since we have you, what are your others?
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  Speaker 6: Empty swimming pools? And boats out of water.
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  Speaker 3: What's wrong with the boat out of the water.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like it's gonna tip over, like it doesn't
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: have anything holding up. So like a giant cruise ship
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: that you see, like I don't know, in dry dock
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: getting like fixed.
• 15:56
  Speaker 8: That they have one.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: I have that one. Really I don't like it, and
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: it freaks me out.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Like a boat on stanchions.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, a cruise ship out of water. It
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: gives me the heb gbs.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Well, Heaven forbid that should fall or collapse.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or if I ever see, you know, watch any
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: videos of boat crashes, large boats. Yeah, you see those
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: ones of the cruise ships that go into oh yeah,
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: oh yeah, not good. And most of the time they're
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: carrying something that you don't.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Want to deal with either. Let's go to a Deana.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: She's in Lynn. Hey, Deana, what have you got?
• 16:27
  Speaker 9: Hey?
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: Is this Billy consa?
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: I Good morning, Billy. Actually Deanna kind of whimped out,
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: she got shy. But this is there, o, Julie, where
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: vocal bus drivers out of wind mass. We're working in
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: sail women. What you hate about spiders is when they're
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: coming down on the on their web and they get
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: right in front of you and you're sitting there and
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: your cod have killed them, and they you pull back
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: up and when you look for them, you just can't
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: find them. And you know that spiders out there.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: You're right, they're gone, but they're not really gone.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: I don't like killing them, but I need to know
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: where they are.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: That's a racknophobia.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, very popular, one of spiders.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Deanna, thank you very much. How's everything going with the bus?
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Definitely in the building. Go to Aaron Plainville. H oh hey,
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Aaron is plainful in Massachusetts.
• 17:22
  Speaker 10: Good morning.
• 17:23
  Speaker 11: Yes, it's right here to let damy.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: I'm actually okay, beautiful Plainville. What's your phobiah cotton bolls?
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: I can say that.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're kind of weirdly dry, yea.
• 17:38
  Speaker 11: The feeling.
• 17:41
  Speaker 12: Just everything about them. And it's hard because I work
• 17:44
  Speaker 12: in a preschool and we do a lot of crafts
• 17:47
  Speaker 12: of cotton balls and glue, and I'm out. They know,
• 17:50
  Speaker 12: I'm just on the other side of the room. And
• 17:53
  Speaker 12: I have heard that I have heard other people have
• 17:56
  Speaker 12: that goobia too, so I feel a little better about it.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: It's funny bring up cotton because my dog Titus take
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: tears apart toys in about three minutes and starts getting
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: the stuffing out, So then the cotton is all over
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: the floor in different clumps, and it kind of freaks
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: me out.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to agree with you, cotton.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing like a cotton swam or use something else.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: You know, I never trusted.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: I have to breathe, Yeah, I have to breathe through it.
• 18:22
  Speaker 12: If I'm getting my nails done and they you know,
• 18:24
  Speaker 12: they wrap the cotton ball around which I sit there
• 18:28
  Speaker 12: breathing through it. But you got to do it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: That's a good one, and say hello to Plainville. I
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: don't think Plainville gets enough attention.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank you. Eron a Lisa, you mentioned yours
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: with small elevators might want to cover your ears for
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: this one.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Well, so you wouldn't have wanted to be with me.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: This morning, I was stuck in an.
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: Elevator on the thirty seventh floor of my apartment in Boston.
• 18:57
  Speaker 9: I had to call the fire department and the elevator company.
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: They finally chanting after thirty minutes. It wasn't fun, but
• 19:04
  Speaker 9: I did call my family and wish some farewell just
• 19:07
  Speaker 9: in case.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: That's always good, and that's very thoughtful.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's terrifying. I'm glad that she got out.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Who lives on the thirty seventh floor high rises in Boston?
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't do that.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: The fast elevators freaked me out too, very convenient. Yeah,
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: but it's like boom, you're on the hundredth floor. What
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: if something goes wrong.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: I'm always afraid because you see it in movies all
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: the time, like when people fall down the elevator shaft
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: in the elevator, the cable breaks or something.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just can't think you're right.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: The high rise ones freak me out.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: It freaks me out.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: I keeps seeing I could never live in a building
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thirty seven floors, that's high up.
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: So my boyfriend literally will not will not look touch
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: my belly button and touch his own, like if his,
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: if my fingers even rubbed against his, he freaks out, easworm. Yeah,
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: we we're to say.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: But it's true.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, belly button was on the list Fear of belly buttons.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Well, the inny gather stuff. Sometimes occasionally have to take
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: your finger in there.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: And one of my one of my best friends, infamously
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: he was a large person. He's a very large, big guy.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: He used to hide contraband in his belly button. That's
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: where he would fashion. Well, he had a big belly.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Oh so yeah, you put the little plastic bag full.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Of he would just he would put different contraband little
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: ones into he would stuff them in his belly button.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: And it worked because there were a couple of times
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: where he got searched and they did not find the contraband.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: So he had a severe in Oh yeah, big belly
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: covered by huge good morning als of the metal borough here.
• 20:45
  Speaker 13: And my phobia is the sound of other people chewing.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Now, if they're chewing something soft.
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: And their mouth is closed and that's quiet's fine.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: But if somebody is chopping on.
• 20:58
  Speaker 13: An apple right next to me, I cannot stand it.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: And recently I went to the movie.
• 21:04
  Speaker 13: Theater and somebody sitting next to me was chomping on
• 21:07
  Speaker 13: there for the whole movie.
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and oh, it was all I could think about.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: You know, what's a big crunch as free doo's any
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: kind of that, that's a loud crunch.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: It's funny. Yesterday we were talking about Taylor and Travis
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: not arguing, and when we were talking about it, I
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: text my wife and I said, what's a dumb argument
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: that we've had?
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: And she goes, oh, you chewing too loudly. You know,
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Michelle accuses me of that sertime, not that I'm chewing
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: with my mouth open, just that it's loud and my
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: mouth is closed. What can I do about that?
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Well, you're a chomper. You chomp, that's what you do.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, prompt shop, Laura.
• 21:43
  Speaker 13: I'm listening to you, guys.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: I'm taking a walk.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: My fear is flump.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: I was a that's at assistant for many years. At
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: anytime somebody was coughing or hacking up the sue or
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: even blowing their nose, I would get to hedgdi.
• 22:02
  Speaker 13: I would have to walk out of the room and
• 22:04
  Speaker 13: take a deep breast in another room.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: That's why I became the office manager.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: She can have a date you, Bill, Okay, get a little.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Hey, guys, welcome back into the Best of Billy and
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Lisa in the Morning. It's producer Riley and I'm kind
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: of down the top five.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Moments of the week with you.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: So this week we had to answer the question if
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: you go out on a date with somebody and then
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: go back to their place and their entire apartment or
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: houses decorated, like really decorated for Christmas? Is that a
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: red flag? We opened it up for you guys to
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: chime in.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: So let's go right to the phones. It's number two.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Let's go to rosalind Dale. Nicky's on the phone. Good morning, Nikki,
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: she's in Rossie.
• 22:47
  Speaker 13: Good morning. I totally love that Lisa brought up that
• 22:50
  Speaker 13: this could be something of a family tradition. So for him,
• 22:53
  Speaker 13: this might be, you know, something that he enjoys to do,
• 22:56
  Speaker 13: but totally not.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: A turn off.
• 22:57
  Speaker 13: And I'm raising the sun and I would love for
• 23:01
  Speaker 13: him to decorate his plate.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's nice, it creates cheer.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: But how old is your son, Nikki?
• 23:09
  Speaker 13: Oh well, he's nine. But I have two eighteen year
• 23:11
  Speaker 13: old nephews and I can see one decorating and one not.
• 23:14
  Speaker 13: So again, it all turn you know, it all comes
• 23:16
  Speaker 13: down to I think it's going to turn off, is
• 23:19
  Speaker 13: my point.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I know that my son Max is eighteen. He's at college.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: He like wanted to put a tree in his dorm room.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: He asked me for the record, I lived for a while,
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: I decorated.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I think I did.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Fine, You're just fine. That's good. Gretchen is in Wakefield.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Good morning, Gretchen. Your thoughts Hi.
• 23:43
  Speaker 13: Yeah, my first thought is and you're winning right there.
• 23:46
  Speaker 13: He's living alone, he has.
• 23:48
  Speaker 12: His own place. And secondly, I would stick it out
• 23:51
  Speaker 12: through the holidays because who knows what your Christmas present
• 23:54
  Speaker 12: would be.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, If he's decorating, that means he's really into
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: gift giving too.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Great point.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, great point. He thinks he's Santa.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 24:04
  Speaker 14: All about the decorations. A single guy decorating? Who cares?
• 24:09
  Speaker 14: There's so many worse things in life. Be festive. The
• 24:13
  Speaker 14: guy likes Christmas? Who cares? It means he's going to
• 24:17
  Speaker 14: spoil you to death on.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Christmas Day because he thinks he's Santa.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, single guys, if you're out there, keep decorating. They're
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: loving it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Keep it festive.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: The train set, get the Nativity that you see, you
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: gotta get the Village's to think those are like his friends.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're alone. The people in the village, the
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: little people.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: They just became my friend.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: That's a little sad. I was never alone. That's a
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: little not make a drink and go sit near the village.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Let's go to Curtis in Sudbury. Curtis, what do you think?
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: Hey there, are you good?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: What's going on in your life right now? Curtis?
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: Okay, I have to preface this that I'm super gay.
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: I'm in a one bedroom condo with nine hundred and
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: twenty square feet and I have a total of ten trees.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Wow gets you.
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, And because I moved from a three bedroom house.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: One guy and I'm like, Christmas brings me joy. And
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: I have a train set. It was something that I
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: bought my father when we did train sets, like you know,
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: thirty forty years ago, and he passed away.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: So it's a memory of line and this.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Person probably lived in a home that celebrated Christmas and
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: it was very meaningful to him.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and bringing those memories.
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: Back by decorating like that. But this my place I
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: walked in. It's lit up like Las Vegas, and it
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: brings me so much joy.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: And I think that's a green flag because it's you know,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: he he enjoys.
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: This time of year because it brings back nostalgia.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and when the train comes around every time you
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: feel like Dad's passing through town. I agree.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: I think it's it just creates like a nice warm atmosphere. Yeah,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: even if it's over the time.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he makes a lot of good points. And I
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: think that's the thing if it was a big deal
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: in your family growing up, especially if they left you
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: some of the decorations.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Right, and you're you're continuing on with the tradition.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Well, think about the ornaments alone, right, you want to
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: have every ornament tell a story. You remember where you
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: got the ornament and.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Why My parents gave me all of my ornaments from yeah,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: from when we were little.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: So it's a good feel. Let's go to rejieve in California,
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Oh West Coast Regie.
• 26:32
  Speaker 11: Hey, good morning guys. I have to kind of agree
• 26:34
  Speaker 11: with Curtis also, right because it could have been a
• 26:36
  Speaker 11: big deal for his family and he's keeping that tradition alive.
• 26:39
  Speaker 11: And especially also if you fat family members that have
• 26:41
  Speaker 11: passed away, it's the way to sort of feel connected
• 26:43
  Speaker 11: to them. Right. So I mean kind of like dating
• 26:45
  Speaker 11: Buddy the Elf, right, like who he really is?
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Well, again, that's the question, do you want dating Buddy?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: He's legging him to Buddy the off Yeah, okay, yeah,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: like really into the holiday.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: All right, somebody in California is listening to us right now.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Raggie is always listening. So it's what time is
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: it there, It's four forty nine am. Yeah, he's listening.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Shout out to Regie, thank you.
• 27:10
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: My first song on the guy with his place decorated
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: and Christmas decor would be who did some girl.
• 27:18
  Speaker 13: Do this for you?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Oh oh wow. That's an interesting theory.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a girl or maybe his mom.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Have we not considered that he did mother came over
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: to decorate his place because that's another pretty big red flag,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: or her sister.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: And by the way, we're not saying there's anything wrong
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: with single guys who were decorating for Christmas.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this was just like one of your friends.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: She started about the guy.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: They dated a few dates and she was weirded out
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: by it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah. She went to his apartment and she walked in
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: and it was like a Christmas you know, wonderland with
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: tree and lights and everything, and she just doesn't know
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: how to feel.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: That's what it is.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: She's kind of torn on it. Should she keep going
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: out with him?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: That's what Well, Again, the guy has passion for it,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: and that's good, Like you want somebody that has like,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: you know something that he really likes.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: But do you want to date Buddy the Elf?
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Exactly?
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: See that's the question, that's the line.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Are, he's going to like dress her up?
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: He answers, just like a Carol.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Answer the door, dresses Buddy.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: The elk Exactly.
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: I have to do some very naughty things to get
• 28:36
  Speaker 10: my husband to just bring the Christmas decoration boxes upstairs
• 28:41
  Speaker 10: so I can decorate.
• 28:43
  Speaker 12: So if the man is willing to.
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: Decorate the whole house by himself, and I'm not even
• 28:48
  Speaker 10: part of the equation yet, I think that's green flags
• 28:52
  Speaker 10: all day, no red flags, go for it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a very good point.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of people, like their spouse or their
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: significant other may not be into decorating. So that's always
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: an issue too with couples, like who's into it and
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: who's not, so one person ends up doing all the
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: dec Well.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: It's also the hassle of it, Like when Michelle brings
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: it up, it's like, oh, really, we're going to do
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: that today, But then once we're doing it, it's fine.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Christmas music on Yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah Memories.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: She does naughty things for her husband for carrying up
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: all the Christmas. Yea, I wanted to.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Learn more about that.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd set up an entire state of villages.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Whatever it takes.
• 29:35
  Speaker 15: Good listen as a wife and mother that always puts
• 29:38
  Speaker 15: out the decorations every year, Mary, the guy that puts
• 29:42
  Speaker 15: out the decorations and has some holid each year, I
• 29:46
  Speaker 15: don't think that's bad at all.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: The only thing.
• 29:49
  Speaker 10: That would give me the ick is, you know, the
• 29:53
  Speaker 10: snow globes or the Nativity scene. Maybe that's pushing it
• 29:58
  Speaker 10: a little too fall they.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Wear multiple snow blows.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: See that's it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, there's it's the line.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no Nativity scene.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: But again, like maybe this like we were saying, like
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: maybe this is like a big thing in his childhood
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: and he's just well.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: The Nativity scene religious thing too. Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, so we're going with Lise, We're going with.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: We're going there.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: It's okay, go on another date.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, embrace, Embrace buddy the elf.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: All right, so they're going to go on another date.
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: Okay, good to know single guy decorating who cares to me.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: That's a bonus because my husband does nothing.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's get right into the number one moment.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: It's producer Riley, and this week we had Oh's the
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Mentalist call into the show because he is going to
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: be in Medford on December twenty first, but he actually
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: has an interesting connection to Billy Costa.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Ohs are you there?
• 30:50
  Speaker 8: Good morning? I am here. How are you, Billy?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I'm doing fine. By the way, I don't think there
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: probably aren't any tickets available. I can't even imagine, but
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: you are coming to Medford, buddy.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: I think there are some left, so dang, get out there,
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: get some and I promise you and experience unlike anything
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: you witnessed before. There's also there's VIP tickets left, which
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: are usually the first ones to go because what you
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: get is you get guaranteed mind reading from me, so
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: you get to show up early. And it's a smaller group.
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: And I think there's a few left. I don't want
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  Speaker 8: to jinx myself here, but last I checked, there were
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: a handful left to jump on it.
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  Speaker 3: All right, that's good news, that is good news. I
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  Speaker 3: know our producer co host in the other studio, Justin,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: already has his tickets. He's not going to miss it.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: But we've seen a lot of your stuff, okay. And
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: by the way, o's you and I have a weird connection.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: And let me know, Chris Austin, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 8: Billy and Lisa, you want to do for a living?
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, so you were with Tom Brady in his apartment.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Rob Gronkowski was there, Julian Edelman, and the other person
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: in the room was yes, my son, Chris Costia. What
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: do you remember from that session?
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  Speaker 8: Don't don't even know if you know how much deeper
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: it goes down the rabbit hole, which is a big
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: video got posted two days ago. It's viral on barstool Sports.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we are someone in the room.
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  Speaker 8: Thought of anyone. He thought of anyone one of the
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: Barstool Sports guys, and then he changed his mind to
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: try to trick me. And I guess that he was
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: thinking of Chris Costa and that that's the even crazier
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  Speaker 8: part because just you know, right before I got in
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: the station, he had thought of your son at a
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: separate instance. But I'll never forget his face. Chris's face
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: was just shell shocked. It was. It was no rip
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  Speaker 8: of any pack of cards that ever come close to
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  Speaker 8: how much I freaked him out.
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  Speaker 3: I feel, well, you know what's weird is we actually
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: have a clip of that at barstool A player it
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  Speaker 3: right now this moment, right, you have no idea who
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: you're going to think of. You don't know yet only
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: when I sat my fingers.
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: You're going to think of that one person right now?
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Did you just decide right in that moment? Yes, pick
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: a letter in this person's first name. He just grab
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: a letter. I just like, I'm just gonna grab on out.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: You got one? Are are you even r?
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: You didn't decide on a person until I snapped my fingers, right?
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: You didn't write this down with for this No we
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  Speaker 3: could know. Initials are the same, aren't they?
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  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Chris? Chris? What?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: What is going on between you and my son Chris?
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  Speaker 3: Cost To all of us on your all buddies.
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  Speaker 8: The universe is colliding. It's kind of like a couple
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: of goats, the goat of mentalism, the goat of cards,
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: and the goat of football. It's all coming together in
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  Speaker 8: Boston December twenty first, everybody.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I think it all kind of started for you os
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: on America's Got Talent. Do you remember what you did
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: on that show?
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: Oh? My god, like it was yesterday, So that was
• 33:36
  Speaker 8: ten years ago. They like to say it takes ten
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: years to become an overnight success. And I went on
• 33:40
  Speaker 8: there with Howie Mandel, with Howard Stern, who I was
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: just with yesterday. Me'll be Heidi Kloon my door and
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: I guessed a number that Heidi was thinking and a
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: vacation that Mel had gone on. And that is, honestly
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: where it all began. That little rocket fuel the momentum.
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: And hopefully you've seen a lot of me, and if
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: you've searched one video, you're gonna get a whole lot
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: more in your feed right now. The algorithm loves me
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: on social media.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. The fact is, in the last ten days or so,
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: you've been with Tom Brady, Howard Stern, you were on
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: at Bartstool headquarters. You're gonna be on Fallon tonight. You
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: know what the good news is, Oh's you made it
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: to the big time the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. Listen.
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: This is jumping right to the top of my team
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: right now. You know it Medford, Massachusetts, represent I've run
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: the Boston Marathon many times. I have a very big
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: fond it's from Massachusetts in Boston.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Gang. Wow, Yeah, you're like an ultra ultra marathon.
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: A right, that's that's my side hustle. I think my
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: wife just throws me out of house and just says,
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: run as far away as you can.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: And get out of my head.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: That's those five kids.
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: Wow, oh my god, five kids, five kids under ten.
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: That's the real magic is how I'm still alive and
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: how we both get any sleep right now because you
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: have two little babies. But it is the greatest joy
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: in the world, and it's a busy house.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Let me tell well, I've run a bunch of marathons,
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: including Boston several times. My youngest son, Dylan is training
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: for his first marathon. Would any kind of a tip
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: you can give them?
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: I think the one thing that people do poorly on
• 35:13
  Speaker 8: their first marathon. The two things is one, you go
• 35:15
  Speaker 8: out too fast. You got the adrenaline pump and you're
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: having a great time and you start not running your race,
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: but you start running some other race you didn't plan.
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: And second, everyone eats too few calories their first marathon
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: and they bonk, they blow up, they get to you know,
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: in your case, they get the heartbreak hill and the
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: heartbreak begins. And what you want to avoid is you
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: want to eat more than you think you need to.
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: So I'm powering those jels. I'm taking about three of
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: them per hour. Everybody's stomach is different, but you owe
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: people they just don't eat enough calories at their first race.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: So what's the show at the Chevalier gonna look like?
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: What's it like December twenty first?
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: So for those who have no idea who I am,
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: this is going to be unlike any magic show you've
• 35:56
  Speaker 8: ever seen. So what I do is called mentalism. It's
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: magic of the mind. There's no car trick. You will
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: lead there thinking I can read your mind. Spoiler alert.
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: I can't really read minds.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: I read people.
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: But it's very interactive, which means you don't just sit
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: there and watch me on stage. Tons and tons of
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: you out in the audience are going to get involved,
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: throwing frisbees around, running around, posting envelopes to people you
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: don't know who's going to get picked, and that's half
• 36:18
  Speaker 8: the fun. So come there. You know, if you want
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: to get some secrets out of somebody's head, bring your
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: spouse or your boyfriend or girl. I'm seeing I'm not
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: going to get in one in trouble.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Careful if something like that happened at the Coldplay concert
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: here last year.
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: It's all fun, it's all wholesome. If you have seen
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: me before with NFL teams, Tom Brady, then you know
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: what it is. This is a unique experience. Again, it's
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: like magic, but it's magic without the props. So my
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: job is to show you how I can get inside
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: your head, how I can influence your thoughts, and do
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: it in a very fun, memorable way that is squeaky clean.
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: Bring the family, You're going to have a night to remember.
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: And I'll be at the Chevalier Theater on December twenty first,
• 36:58
  Speaker 8: I think, like I said, there's a few tickets left.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Now, ohs, you have a book out right, sure do.
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: It's called Read Your Mind. It's a you know, humble brag,
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: number three New York Times bestseller.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Now, if you really want to sell some books, okay.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Lisa Dunavan is in studio, my partner here, and she's
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: got an incredible book club. She takes it all over
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: the country. Now you've got to come to the book club.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: We've had thousands of people at my book club, and
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: we want you to come back to Bostin and do it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 8: All right, Lisa the pressure's on. I'm going to try
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: to find a slot. I'm going to try to piggyback
• 37:26
  Speaker 8: off another show. We're going to come to Chevalier. People
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: are going to book me for events, and then I'm
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: going to come to the book club. This is like
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: a win win win, and Chris Bost is going to
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: show up in the middle.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: I can't believe my son like you mentioned my son
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: before I did. Wow, okay O'speerlman coming to the Chevalier
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Theater by the way, a nice intimate venue.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Os.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: I just want to tell you that, uh December twenty
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: first Theater. Just a few tickets left, Chevaliertheatre dot com.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Go there, Chevaliertheater dot com. Ohs so special.
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: And if you want to sneak peak, if you want
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: a sneak peak ging everybody watch Jimmy sallin tonight because
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: I have something spectacular planned.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Well we'll be watching oh yeah, fallin tonight, everybody the
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Chevalier December twenty first, Chevalier Theater dot com. Thank you
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: so much.
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: Oh well, it's.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Gonna do it for the best of Billy and Lisa
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: in the morning this week.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Thanks for hanging with me.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: On this chilly Saturday morning. Guys, if you haven't already
• 38:22
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• 38:25
  Speaker 1: are doing the ticket tag this week. That is how
• 38:27
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• 38:30
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• 38:33
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• 38:35
  Speaker 1: gonna pull another name at seven ten on Monday morning.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: But for now, the Kiss Top thirty.
• 38:40
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• 38:43
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