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Pike and James Deliver a Hall Of Fame Radio Show · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Well, hey, we have the year end here, so we're celebrating the
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big things that have happened this year, like, for example, the world
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records. Okay, okay, And to set this up, I'm gonna throw
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you back a bit. You ready, Are you familiar with the tune by
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a horrible, horrible person? R Kelly? Never heard the song, Oh,
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R Kelly's the world's greatest. Before I knew he was trash, I
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enjoyed his music. Well, he's got that one song that's really good,
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the remix to remix, Yeah, of course. And then he did it
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was hot and fresh out the kitchen one from space Jam. He did that
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song, Yes, I Believe I can fly? Thank you. Yeah.
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So you've got a couple of good ones again, horrible guy. So the
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oddest Guinness World Records of twenty twenty three have been revealed. Somebody broke the
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record for the loudest burp, Oh, the loudest purpose. It was a
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lady, not very lady like wow of Kim Kimberly Winter. She belted out
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a belch that measured one hundred and seven decibels, approximately as loud as a
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motorcycle at full throttle. A person could blow out their own ear drums.
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Yeah, I don't see why not. Well, that's risky to be burping
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that loud. Give it a try. Yell as loud as you can into
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the microphone. I don't like loud noises. Oh okay, I'd rather not.
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That's my biggest pet feet. My wife will tell you people speaking louder
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than it's required, got it. The world record was set for the longest
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tongue on a living dog. Oh as long as a dead dog. Yeah,
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well those tend to hang a little bit. You ever seen a dead
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cow? Yeah, they really do look dead. Of all the animals that
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die, cows look the deadest when they die. There's no doubt about it.
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Don't even check for a pulse. If that tongue is haanging, that
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cow is dead. Out to pasture. It goes. Well, the living
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dog with the longest tongue. Any guests here to guess at how long?
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Three feet? Now you went a little long. Actually you measured five point
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four to six inches, so that's just about an hour. Yeah, no,
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it's actually the world right, that is about that's actually said in Illinois,
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most spoons balanced on the body. That record was shattered here in twenty
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twenty three. What a year for records balancing. How do you bet?
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Okay, hold on spoons on the body? Do you go? Are you
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going vertical or horizontal? That's a good question, boy, because vertical would
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be a tough one, pike. I would think one or two would be.
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Well, I'll tell you this guy and by the way, he broke
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the record that previously was held by himself. Wow, sort of dedicated spoons.
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If I was his buddy, I would like tickle him with a feather
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while he was really working on you, devil. You would would be like,
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we'll get care to guess how many spoons he balanced in various three around
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his body? No? Eighty eight? Wow, that's quite a few now.
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We also had the world record set in twenty twenty three for the most
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magic tricks underwater in three minutes. I love an underwater magic trick, don't
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you the best? How much? How much would you pay for an underwater
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magic show? Ten thousand dollars? Yes? Yes, it's so much more
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difficult. So Avery Emerson Fisher managed to pull off thirteen underwater magic tricks in
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three minutes. Do you think that rabbits have little snorkels on him? As
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he's pulling them out of the house. Oh my god, they'd be adorable,
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because otherwise those rabbits are going the way of the cow. Tongues would
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be a hanging. Jeez, you got it. If I had a if
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I had a gun point at you right now, I said, do a
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magic trick. What's the best one you could pull off? Oh? God,
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maybe the thumb the thumb slider. I don't even know how to do
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it now. Though I would, I would be dead because I can't remember
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how to do it. Okay, Well I didn't say it was actually chewed
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yet. Oh I was just what's the point of threatening me with the gun?
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Any idea with the record for the most people eating a single piece of
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spaghetti simultaneously became in twenty twenty three because somebody broke the record. Wait,
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you mean, like like lady in the tram style. Well, correct,
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but you know there's going to be more than two. So it's just it's
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sort of like if we were all eating a party sub together, but we
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all had our mouths on the spaghetti noodle together. Yep, it's gotta be
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simultaneous, but the noodles are only like a foot long. How many mouths.
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Can you get on there? Five? You know what? I misspoke?
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The record actually does include the Lady in the tram thing. It's just
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how many people at the same time we're doing the Lady in the tramp?
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Got it? Yep? So it's an astounding number, sixty eight hundred?
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Why'd you have to do that? Was it? Did I nail it?
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Now? It's four hundred and sixty feet It wasn't even close. Well,
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you said astounding. I thought it was low. I know, I know.
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Now this one the most interesting record set in twenty twenty three. The
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longest mustache on a living person. Again, do we have to specify?
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The air keeps growing? This dead guy's is unbelievable. Yeah, if you
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if you started digging graves up you would see some mustaches you'd be impressed by.
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They've set it for years, that's true. Now, what do you
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think the longest mustache? I've been overshooting everything, so we'll say six feet.
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Of course you would two feet one inch. Whiskers. Boy, that's
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a lot of stash. Now, this was officially verified at the National Beard
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and Mustache Championships. You ever been no, but I'd like to go.
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It's worth the trip. I'll tell you that, Mike. It a minute
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in the morning, Big ninety eight point seven. But now it it's time
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Jeff. A Friday tradition. Yeah, a hypothetical situation game that tests your
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morals and values is human It's called what do you do? Oh Baby,
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James, you're the guest. Please kick things off. A magical genie appears
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to you one cold night, Pike yours a you know we've done this a
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few times now with you. It's always genie themed. It seems. I
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love the genie from Aladdin. I just saw the Aladdin play in the Cities
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last weekend. Really the play, yeah, Broadway musical. It was fantastic.
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I'm just obsessed with the genie. Okay, this genie doesn't grant wishes.
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However, this genie needs you to decide which holidays we celebrate. He
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says, you must decide eliminate Christmas or eliminate all the other holidays we have,
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but keep Christmas. Pike, Wow, wow, wow, wow,
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wow. Lots of consider here. Can it's a genie from Aladdin, Not
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that it's a genie probably, it's probably more like when Jafar becomes the genie.
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It seems like kind of an evil thing to ask of a red genie.
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Yeah, yeah, it seems more like an evil genie. Move what
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do you do? What do you do? What do you do? Well?
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You know, obviously, what I have to consider here is would we
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still be getting days off at the workplace? Because you know, you got
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a number of days off. We're going to miss out on their Thanksgiving holiday,
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the President's Day, the fourth of July, the Memorial Day, and
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the Labor days? Do you want to Labor Day? Do you want me
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to keep naming mea? Can I clarify that, like, will there be
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days? No, It'll be like these holidays didn't exist ever, Well they're
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eliminating. Well, then I'm sorry, there's not getting rid of. Christmas
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is gone? Audio police navvied by Wait what audios? Audio police obviu jesus
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us, the last audios is gone? Sorry, Jane, Wow, you're
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just just like that. It's gone. And I love Christmas, but I
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can't do it. I can't for the rest of the societ. I cannot
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give up all those days off. All right, James, your turn,
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it's Christmas Eve. You're sound asleep in your little bed here and knock at
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the door. It's him who Chris Kringle, no Father Christmas, really Papo
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Jizo, Saint Nicholas Comma jolly old. I didn't know that was his first
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name, or more famously known as Santa Claus. Now, James, he's
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frantic, really, he says, James, you gotta help me. Rudolph
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is sick. I've got no red nose. I can't see bleep up there.
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I need you, James, to guide my slate tonight. Now,
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James, you're supposed to be up early for family Christmas, but he needs
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you. So, James, I don't have a red nose either. You
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got a flashlight at home or something? Right? The spotlight? What do
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you do? Oh? I'm I'm taking the call. I'm absolutely leading that
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sleigh. Are you kidding me? You're gonna leave your family hanging absolutely goodbye?
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And you think you could do the job? Uh, I don't know.
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He asked me, so he thinks I can. So I'm sure gonna
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give it a shot. If he's got to like shoot me down around Milwaukee,
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then I guess he's got to. But sorry, you're done. You're
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telling he made it to Milwaukee before he cuts you loose, like he just
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snips the rope you just as a matter of fact, I'd rather fly this
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sleigh blind than have you at the front of it. But I will do
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it, Pike. That's admirable. I gotta do it. You're up.
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It's a very similar question. No good, because my next one is also
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the same. Vein if you will? Santa delivers your gifts and it's hopping
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into his sleigh on your roof to take off to the next house. You
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come home late, probably had a gig, you know, sare a big
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low standards gig, low standards gig. And you come home and you see
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him on the roof and you're, like Santa spooked. He falls off the
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roof. Sounds familiar. He's injured and unable to complete his task of giving
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gifts to all the good girls and boys. He asked you to take up
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the mantle, Pike, don the suit and finish the night of giving gifts.
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Pike, we know what Tim Allen would do. Wow, but what
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do you do? I had to do my Tim really good at impressions.
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Nobody's ever said that. But thank you, You're welcome. You know I
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would. It sounds like a lot of work, you know. If you've
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seen the film, the Santa Claus doesn't necessarily turn out to be all it's
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cracked up to be. Well, there's pros and cons, for sure,
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there's a lot to think about. Of course, of course he kind of
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got forced into it. Am. I also going through a divorce, a
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vicious custody battle with my actual wife. Judge Reinhold steals your woman the nerdy
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psychologist, because if that's the case, they give me that suit. Right?
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All right, all right, James, final c what do you do?
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You're a child? All right? Okay, it's Christmas Eve again.
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This time you hear a knocking, but it's not on your door. Oh,
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it's coming from the room down the hall. What you would be?
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You walk in and there's your mom and Santa Claus. Whoa, let's just
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say they ain't kissing. So James, that's it. Well, there's one
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more question I have to ask, what do you do? So? I
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assumed that the knocking was for me to hey, what do you need?
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But then I see that the needs are being fulfilled already. What are you're
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saying? More or less? Yeah? I think I just slowly closed the
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door. Yeah, is that right? That's it? I mean, what
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do you what? What do you do? I mean, honestly, Pike,
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what do you do? Dorend? Now here's what you need from now?
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Well? Hello, in for a and Lee who's off today? We
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have a friend James feeling and take it away James. A British boy whose
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location has been unknown for six years, was found on Wednesday morning in a
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region of southwest France. Alex Batty has not been seen since he was eleven
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years old after being taken on holiday in Spain in twenty seventeen with his mother,
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who did not have legal parental guardianship, and his granddad. Batty,
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now aged seventeen, was found by a Frenchman walking along the side of the
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road singing this song at around three am with a skateboard, a jacket,
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a backpack and a flashlight. Well had everything he needed. It sounds like
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so, he says, willing nilly walking Was he wanting to be found?
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Well, the Frenchman said. Batty told him he was kidnapped by his mother
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in twenty seventeen, before spending three years in Spain two years in France.
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Police are investigating. Yikes, the movie is going to be great. Well,
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they already did a movie about somebody going missing over in Europe. Just
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one, well they did three. Liam Neeson in Taken Taking one, two
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and three. Oh you remember the film. I only saw the first one.
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That's all you need to see. I will spoil it to say the
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mom dies in the third one. I'll never be watching that Pike. Thanks
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a lot. I'm still glad they found that kid, though. That's crazy.
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Six years missing. I mean, obviously maybe giving up home. It's
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unfamily, but he's coming home, probably not going home to mom. Yeah,
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Mom, I think we need to cut out of the equation. Yeah,
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she's got to go. NDSU buys and football team will travel to Montana
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tomorrow to take on the Grizzlies in the FCS semi finals. Bison are favored
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by one single solitary point, basically a coin flip. If victorious, they
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will play in the championship in Frisco, Texas on January seventh. It's part
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of the lifeblood of living in fargam More and there's death taxes and Frisco,
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Texas. That's right, So I hope they hey speaking of the Bison.
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Pike, former NBSU quarterback in Big ninety eight point seven intern Easton Stick started
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his first NFL game last night for the Los Angeles Chargers. I really like
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saying Easton Stick. It was always a great name, and he's a great
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guy. Like you had mentioned at the top of the story, he was
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an intern here at this radio station him for some time. Not exactly sure
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why. I think it was just kind of fill in time between his senior
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season and graduation. And but he was a great guy, and I befriended
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him and we've become lifelong friends. I haven't talked to him since, but
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we have each other in our hearts. Yeah, you couldn't text him,
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is what you're saying. And when he left, I gave him one of
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those turtle doves like in Home Alone. Two. Oh, that's cute.
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He got one. So as long as we each have one, will always
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be together. Two turtle duves. Two turtle dub was the score. Homeless
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woman in that movie couldn't throw a ball to save her life, let's be
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honest. Not an athlete. No, she loved music though she broke into
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that symphony home, but great acoustics in that room. She seems she's seen
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some of the world's best composers illegally I love her. I'll be doing time,
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not two turtle doves. You'd be two years to life. That's what
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she should get for Christmas. It's gonna be come out here today, Pike.
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We're gonna see Iah thirty eight wintery mix possible, could be icy today.
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So watch out as you're breaking into symphony halls and things. Yes,
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always be careful, yea. Also look out for kids ripping necklaces apart,
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and the beads battering everywhere. You could trip and follow that good take at
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a man in the morning ninety seven. You know, things are getting expensive
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right inflation. You know, thankfully in this part of the country, we're
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not feeling it is as bad as some places. Like this dude who lives
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in Seattle pays two thousand dollars a month for a five hundred square foot apartment
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and he's sick of it. He said, his groceries are two hundred dollars
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a month and he has to throw away half of them because well, nothing's
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really made for a single guy. And so he's complaining. Okay, well
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that's not that's just being a big baby. You can figure that out.
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Well, yeah, you know, these millennials, you'll throw it away one
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hundred dollars of groceries a month. You are a fool, I know.
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So this guy, he's going viral because he wants to enter in what he's
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calling a inflation ship. Okay, so he's got the one bedroom, five
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hundred square footer apartment yep, and he wants somebody to sleep with him platonically,
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he just literally wants a roommate. But because it's such a small apartment,
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he just wants you to sleep in the same bed because there's not room
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for two beds in five hundred square feet. Oh correct, I mean,
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I guess you could do a bunk bed situation, but you know, Murphy
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Murphy bed. I'm a little Murphy bed. But basically he wants to sleep,
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but yeah, without the horsing around. And so he's gone viral for
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wanting inflationship. What do you think. I don't believe him. I think
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he's just really bad at dating. You know, that's just it. I
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mean, you feel like you could just pretend like somebody to get him to
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split the bills with you. That's the problem. Nobody wants to like him.
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He's just not a likable guy. I mean, he throws away all
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these groceries. I mean, it's just a constant smells like rotten food in
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that house all the time because he never empties the garbage. Obviously, who
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would want to live with this guy? When you said inflationship, though,
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I thought of like maybe like when people will try to be in the carpool
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lane in a larger city and they'll put like a blow up doll in the
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Oh, that's desperate. You ever done anything desperate to save a couple bucks?
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I used to sell my DVDs when I was having trouble making. Is
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that right? Yeah, make a few bucks and head over to the pond
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shop and geez, I've tried to a couple of trips of the pawn shop
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as well, back in the day, and we've all seen pond stars.
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You're never gonna get You're hoping here, you want twenty bucks, They're like,
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I'll give you three bucks, or get the heck out of here.
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But uh, I had a friend who was so desperate to go to Weefest
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back in the day when we were in college, and he was like planning
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on not going because he just knew he couldn't afford it. And then as
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it was getting closer, and all my other friends were getting ready to like,
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you know, can't go camp and viking or whatever. He started just
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selling everything he had. It's just like a mad dash to sell every blonde
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clothing so he could make the one hundred and twenty bucks to like my shirt?
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You like my shirt and give it two for five bucks, just top
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less running around town. You gotta love it all right. So if you've
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done something that you've you know, been a little desperate to save a buck
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or two, please let us know. Seven o' one. I keep wanting
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to give me out the Santa hotline. What is our phone number again?
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Seven one two eight oh one nine eight seven. Thank you, Brave James,
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Thank you Amanda in the morning on sign and now Stills, Let's see,
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We's see. I tell me if you remember this theme song? Yes?
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No, maybe, I don't know. Can you repeat the quest of
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the show Malcolm in the Middle of Malcolm in the Middle. Thanks on one
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episode? But man, do I love this theme? Sorry? No,
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anger, you didn't watch it after school growing up? No, I love
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that show. So Frankie Munez is the main guy Malcolm. He races cars
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nowdays. He's right, He's a professional race car driver, kind of gave
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up acting. He did the show, he did that thing with Amanda Vines,
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that show or a movie. But now as thirty eight years old professional
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race car driver and also admits to it never once in his life having done
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a single drug or taken a sip of alcohol, even a sip, never
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a sip. You ever met somebody like this and listen, awesome, right,
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more power to you. But at thirty eight years old, he said
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he just never had the urge. And it's not that he grew up like
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in a religious family or that his family didn't drink. He said, his
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family all drinks, that's what they do for fun. But he said by
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the time he was eighteen years old, he had not taken a sip,
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and so he said, well I made it this fart eighteen eighteen years old.
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Or he does live with a family of drunks, doesn't it. He's
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like, what, I really missed my window to drink. My fourteen year
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old cousin's drunk right now. Oh good for him though, Now justin Timberlake,
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I tease you with this that he's riling fans up of Britney Spears because
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two nights ago. He's at this hotel in Vegas that's opening up, so
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comes out for surprise performance. Nice. He's only done one performance since the
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whole Britney Spears memoir came out. And so when he came out, guess
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what song of all the justin Timberlake hits, guess what song he did?
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Prime a River, Yeah, Primeier River, the song infamously that is about
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his breakup with Brittany. It depicts her in the music video basically accuses her
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of cheating on him. And we know in the book that what he was
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cheating to the abortion thing. I mean, it is a mess. And
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so before he's sang it, he said to the crowd, quote no disrespect,
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and then then went into the song. So tell me he didn't know
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exactly what he was doing. You tell me you can't come out there and
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do Senorita rock your Body the thing from Trolls, Sexy Back, Sexy Back,
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any number of songs. I mean, so people another boys don't know
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how to act. You know, I think it's okay. That song is
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amazing. It's a fantastic song, sure, all time classic Pike. I
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would want to hear it if I was there, regardless of the person that
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would be thrilled, but you just know he's like he's just poking, just
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poking the fans. I wonder if he'll write his memoir next year and it'll
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be a memoir war a memoir. Oh hey, Now, and Selena Gomez
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isn't a hot new relationship with producer Benny Blanco. You see this, Who
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is Benny Benny Bloc You might recognize his name from that song east Side.
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I mean he's a big producer. He's produced Bieber and like just a ton
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of probably Selena. Well, now they're dating and they posted a photo.
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If you ever seen the show Dave, it's the Little Dicky Show on effect.
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So Benny Blanco's in that hilarious guy, like super bizarre guy blake in
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a funny way, not like your typical attractive Hollywood guy, kind of an
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odd looking duck. So you're saying they don't fit together. Well, she
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loves him. She says he's better than any guy she's ever been with.
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And then when they posted a photo online, a lot of people had some
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negative comments. One person referred to Benny Blanco as quote unhandsome, which is
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just that hurts worse than saying ugly, it really does. You were just
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unhandsome. So Selena clapback of that person and replied, feels so bad for
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you. And then somebody called her out said remove your cheek fillers slash implants,
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it's messing with your brain, and she clapped back to that saying,
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ha ha ha ha ha. I've had botox, baby girl, so she
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ain't having it, which is cool. Have you seen are you looking at
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photo the I'm looking a he does. He looks kind of like, I
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don't know, like a like a hipster man who's hanging out at a dive
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bar. He's poring an Oregon, a little dirty looking, very dirty looking.
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So, but he's hilarious. So where do you you know? I
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think the funnier you are, the lower the expectation is for how you look.
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Yeah, totally. And they're cute together. What the heck? What's
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I mean? He's not bad looking. I think people are still just holding
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onto the hope that she's going to get back with Justin Bieber. He's got
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a unibrow though, well there's the uno brown brown. He feels like he
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likes it, like he's really leaning into it. Well, how many times
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you I mean, what do you do because I've known people with the univerrase
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you feel bad, right, but you gotta shave it, wax it constantly?
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Or when do you just go whatever? Well? I got a Uni
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bron a nice wax last like a month. Oh it? Sure? Does
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you know you could easily get that once a month, Benny Blanco, you
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got enough money, or you could do that laser zapp it. There you
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go. Now that's something I'd be interested in. A little puty for the
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eyebrow, but my arm hair, of course, seeing it like a man
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in the morning. All right, So the Santa hot line is open.
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This is the number to the north. We have set it up. We
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have an agreement with mister Klaus and his wife in the Elves seven oh one
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four nine nine six nine zero three, twenty four hours a day. Your
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kiddos can call and let Sanda know what they want for Christmas, like this
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kid who had a little bit of a contentious situation with his parents. Okay,
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all right, listen, I want that Xbox down once, hockey and
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Lego. Okay, so we got Xbox, Xbox and Legos. What kind
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of legos though? Hockey, Lego coffee? So it's like cocky, like
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his legos that really like themselves. One time, when I was a child,
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my dad was very strict, you know, about swearing, and I
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said there was a cocky kid at school, you know, a kid who
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really was boasting. Uh huh. And my dad said, if you ever
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say that again, well you should be using the term arrogant pie comunit's.
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You know, I don't know what he thought cocky to think I still got
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more hawking one hum apacho in what's a funny? That's probably good? No,
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no, say that. He just doesn't want every to you don't want
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to hang up. He doesn't want it to end the voicemail with Santa Cla,
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I don't adorable. So he got on the phone with Santa. I
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know you're gonna cut me off after two things, after one cocky legs,
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Yeah, what Merry Christmas? I got one Mary? Yes, I play
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though Merry Christmas. Oh I forgot one monkey? Yes? And then he
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hangs up. I'm guessing at that point Mom took the phone. But he
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had one more thing? How many times? How many times is gonna have
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one more thing? I think that might have been the cutest call. Adorable,
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adorable can you top it? I wonder seven oh one four nine nine
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six ninety zero three. That's the number to the Santa Claus hotline, open
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twenty four hours a day, so go ahead and give it a call.
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You got anything on your Christmas list? James? We haven't talked about this
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yet. I haven't. No, I mean, I don't, you don't.
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You don't do anyone? Do you do a Secret Santa with anybody or
23:53
nothing like that? You get gifts at all? Anybody? Love your bike?
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Ada in the morning. It's soliday, seas Hey, holidays season comes
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a lot of exciting and new drinks to try. And who better to talk
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to than Dustin from Happy Harry's Bottle Shops. Hello Dustin, Hello guys.
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How well yeah, looking looking great? Excited for the holiday? Well yeah,
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big time a year for the store. It is people. Uh,
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you know, when you have households of houseful of people coming or you're going
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to a house ful of people, typically Happy hereis as a place that's an
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essential stop for such gatherings just for entertaining purposes, but of course for you
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know in the guests are for purposes. Yeah, yeah, I mean,
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there's just it's festive. I mean it. For the most part. This
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is kind of our jam. Is is the holidays or were you know,
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adult beverages coming to play for fun, responsible enjoyment. Yes, and I
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just a holiday party with a cool holiday drink. And over the years you've
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made some good ones in the studio, so you know, we're reflecting on
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that last week and the week before. But oh yeah, yeah, I'd
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bring the blender in and you know, all the prep the night before.
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We'd have these crazy eggnog frozen blah blah blah drinks. And that sounds great.
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I love eggnog. I love it. I do too, and I've
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drank a lot of eggnog just straight, you know, without without without boot
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you put in it? What do you put drink? That's a Brandy Bourbon.
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Bourbon eggnogs are really really good. I just want to have so I
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have the Marty Moose Bugs that I ordered years ago, but the plastic version,
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not the glass version. I really really want to get a big glass
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bowl eggnog spiked and the glass Marty Moosebug mugs. That one. I just
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dip it in there and it's good. I know it one time. I
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haven't seen it enough times. I was so stuck on Home Alone too.
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It's like just all I would watch and so I really missed out, like
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the Christmas Story. What's the one with the shooting the eye out? Like
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I really haven't seen that movie Red Rider, Buby guys, Yeah, we
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do twenty four hours of that after like things they do multiple channels. Do
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it now you somehow missed it. I just need Mcaulay Culkin lost in New
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York City. That's all I need. If I had just just money that
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I just had to spend e mediate like it's just bringing the absolute biggest hole
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in my pocket. I'd go find the crappiest motor roome and I literally roll
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up Cousin Atty style, but a dog named Snot And yes, anyway,
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I digress. All right, Well, we got some exciting drinks to discuss.
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Let's get into it first. We have a couple of beers. Googles
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has a perfect holiday beer called Lakeside Cherry. The cherry is very even handed.
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It's not heavy cherry. It's just very subtle. You get the beer
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kind of like what you got with berry vice, but with cherry. I
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love a cherry drink, a cherry beer especially, but cherry food or cherry
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candy. The worst flavor when it comes like starburst. Yeah, the worst
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cherry pie, cherry suckers, cherry pie, cherry beer. Though, well,
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you don't you like cherry strawberry? I shouldn't judge. I shouldn't judge.
26:51
Should you know what I make a man's I apologize. It's ridiculous,
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that's fine. You don't like cherry. It's just super weird, the worst
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thing I've ever had. There's a lot of these Lakeside cherryes for fun,
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and then fair State co Op. They have a favor favor. Favor of
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the Fox is dark coffee Logger with vanilla. So if you want something dark
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with tying with a vanilla, this would be certainly a fun thing to endeavor
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in. Sounds delicious. Uh. Last week I brought some na This week
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I'm bringing a couple more. These are the ones I'd ordered months ago,
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plus minus wine. So there's a Pinogregiel and there's a sparkling blanc to blanc.
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So if again, if if you have friends or family that don't drink,
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or are pregnant or are just taking a break, these are really really
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awesome NA wine options and tried them where like, these are fantastic. That
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the pinogregio is crisp and refreshing, the blanc to blank. If somebody wants
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an actual momosa with all the alcohol now you can make that would I mean
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big a Persco based This is the simple you know, same style flavor.
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You know what I like to do too, is because I just like drink
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at one speed sort of like anxiously. Just if I have a drink in
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my hand, I'm just constantly drinking it. So I'll just mix in either
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like an na drink or like a sparkling water or something, just to be
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able to kind of continue to that drink. But not pounding sessional beers.
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Absolutely, but you're gonna pound them just at that way you can last till
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two am. Yeah, hydrate and there, yeah exactly. And there's so
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many great and a beers, uh spirit adjuncts and our wines, so look
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look for these. They have a plus and a minus on the label.
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All right, Uh, into the things with alcohol we've been people have been
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asking for this smoke wagon out of Nevada for several years now. This is
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a bourbon. We have several, uh several styles. I brought the uncut,
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unfiltered, straight bourbon whiskey. About that. That's an impressive bottle.
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These are great bourbons, great whiskeyes. Uh So if you're looking for some
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gifts for you know that hard to shop, yes, person, Uh,
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you know obviously bourbons are white hot right now. Smoke Wigan's brand new to
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North Dakota, so give that. When I shot this one, this expression
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retails around three bucks. They go up to and you know, wow,
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eighty And I know you can't see the bottle, but it's an impressive bottle
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and it is would make for a good gift. Put a little red boat
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it's ribbon around it, and I see this, I kind of want to
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just take the cork out with me, yes, and put a mark in
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the bottle like they would do all less. Yeah, brig here and that's
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it. The bottle reminds me of my grandpa's cologne bottles that we found and
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that the ones that are like shaped like cars, and it's really cool.
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They work one hundred percent of the time. Fifty legal and non countries.
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Anchorman Classic Absolutely, yes, they should have did an Anchorman Christmas version.
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That would have been fantastic. They should they really should have. They should
29:37
just keeping because too was very good. Was if some people say, oh,
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the one never saw it, it's a good sequel. It is.
29:42
We were just talking about Eddie Murphy doing what is it, Beverly Hills Copp.
29:45
Yeah, yeah, so I'm a I'm a sucker for a sequel.
29:48
I just like to see the I don't. It doesn't need to be as
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good as a first wonder. I just like to see the characters. It
29:53
just can't be bad like that. It has to. It has to give
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you some feeling, like you know what that was? That was pretty cheap,
30:00
but I liked it. Yeah, And sometimes it's just sort of it's
30:03
like when you see your favorite rock stars age. Sometimes it's sort of sad,
30:06
like dumb and number two for example, Hindsight probably didn't need it,
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you know what I mean? But gotcha. Well, that's why we have
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buildings full of adult beverages. That's right. Some creams here, now,
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I I've poured you some some sampling smells amazing here. The first one is
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the old smoky uh mint chocolate chip cream. This thing is if I mean,
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if you don't like mint, then don't get out of here. But
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it tastes like your melted mint chocolate cream cream ice cream. That that the
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whiskey is very subtle in it. You guys are tasting it at room temper.
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Here we go, well, what that is very good? You can
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just do. The creaminess of it is renowned. Now there are big players
30:52
and like the cream liqueur, right, they have total smoking. Yes,
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they have so many different things, but this is their uh merrio chip cream.
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It doesn't I'm in that mason jar comes more in there yeah, kind
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of tall, yep than why but it goes in creamy and then the aftertastes
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are just that mint hit that men hints your nerrows very all. Right,
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now you guys are ready for the next one, which is the Jackson Morgan
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Southern cream, brown sugar and cinnamon. Now there's a flavor, but those
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two things together just you can't be bad. Here we go, put this
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on my oat meal. M Oh, that's the stuff. Yeah, same
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thing comes in comes in hot with the brown sugar. Yeah, and that
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cinnamon finish. If you would have this before the other one that I think
31:34
this would overpower yeah, the chocolate chip mant But these Jackson Morgan flavors and
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expressions are incredible. We were actually out of them for a few weeks and
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people were going nuts. And now they're back in stock with a new flavor.
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Oh now my breath tastes good. I can kiss my wife when I
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get home. You're lucky her. Your breast is like a dessert. Yes,
31:53
And then with shots from Cardi B. We just got the peppermint in
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stock, so Cardi B. So if you want the whip cream with alcohol,
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we have the mulcha, the vanilla. We had the pumpkin spice.
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I think that's gone. There's a caramel, and there's a peppermint. So
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if you're doing, you know, a hot chocolate bar or something, this
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would become for the adults. So then the door of the fridge and you
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don't refrigerate these? Really, no, you don't refrigerate these, can you?
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Or you're not supposed to. You're not supposed to. You're not supposed
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to. Okay, good to know that messes with something in the subtleings what
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I'm told don't and it says right on there, don't refrigerate, do not
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any like butter, You're not supposed to refrigerate it. Yeah, but these
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are ten percent so that alcohol certainly. Is you know at all that you're
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not having a peppermint whipped cream plane. You know that there's some into it.
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It's got a little bite, interesting and then fun. Little veno here.
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I brought in the vd R very dark red Blend of Monoe. So
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this is a great in eighteen eighty nine red wine gift or just for burgers,
32:55
pizza, spaghetti, whatever. It's just a fun new red wine in
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very dark red. So is it going to be a different taste profile than
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just like a normal red blend or red one. I think it's just marketing.
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It's just marketing a good red blend. Okay, very dark probably is
33:10
just a way to get you to use your imagination to think, sure,
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that's savory and succulent and good. Feels like wintertime. When you say very
33:20
dark red, yeah, it doesn't seem like you would have this like July
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seven. Yeah, no, and take that down. So we do have
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tons of gift sets left. We have lots of store pick bourbon barrels.
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So if you're looking for for various bourbons, we have a lot of them
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in stock. Our team does an amazing job selecting those people actually seek out
33:39
our store picks so there's just lots of good gifts, so stop in.
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If you're thinking about something and you're on the fence, you might want to
33:47
make that decision sooner rather than later. So when you come in, when
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you've gotten off the fence and then we're out, I don't need to be
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sad. Yes, And it's a like you said, for people that you
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don't you know, do I need to get them another time or whatever?
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It's the perfect gift. Or if you're doing like holiday parties and you do
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like the secret center or the white Elephant gift, right, what a perfect
34:06
I mean, that's gonna be a hot item at the holiday party, oh
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for sure. And then we have you know, the fireball candy canes.
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Those are for those party buses or if you go into somebody's Christmas party and
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you they say don't bring any gifts, you know, help, Hey,
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I got some frozen fireball candy cane. Here we go and everybody goes crazy.
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So so exactly, well, Dustin, it's been a pleasure. We're
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going to post this, by the way, on the Big ninetywo point seven
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facebook page if you want to see the photos and the description, so you
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know what you're going and getting into at the old Happy Harry's bottle shops.
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Perfect. You guys have a great weekend. Thank you, you took