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OUTRO: Market Yourself · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Easy and Moggie drives for all your men bastards Loving
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  Speaker 1: the Big Show podcast, Get Up Even Closer on.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube and ticks Off for Doggies for to seven
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  Speaker 2: every weekday on radio get a.
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  Speaker 3: Fellers, No, no, Maggie. Today, his voice issue has gotten
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  Speaker 3: worse and he's now on antibiotics.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, his nasal passages are deeply inflamed and filling up.
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  Speaker 2: As we speak with pass it's discussing.
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  Speaker 5: Have you caught it as well?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 6: Men?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm just looking at you.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you hugs? You don't have a big nose.
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  Speaker 3: You can't make this joke.
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  Speaker 2: That's the rule of the Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, we're starting off. There are we.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: You're allowed to make nose jokes if you've got a
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  Speaker 2: big nose. That's why it's funny, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Whereas if we were just picking on people's physical deficts
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  Speaker 3: whilst we didn't have them, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure it's still funny when I say it.
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  Speaker 6: And yeah, whenever we go on live shows and people
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  Speaker 6: ever got you about your honkers, it's still funny.
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  Speaker 3: But the reason why it's got so much life on
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  Speaker 3: our show is because all three of us can do it,
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  Speaker 3: and we're we're all throwing stones inside our own glasshouses,
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  Speaker 3: which is quite funny.
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  Speaker 2: Especially Jason's got a mess of stone.
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad we got into the semantics of the and
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  Speaker 5: a glasshouse.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, let's focus on pugs his nose for
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  Speaker 4: a second, with his little nose ring.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever noticed, you know that the other day
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  Speaker 4: when he had a bit of a cold going on,
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  Speaker 4: the bubbles coming out of his Yeah, yeah, yeah, he
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  Speaker 4: talks to me about noses puck on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bubble ring, old bubble ring pugs.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: The reason he's got those because he used to dig
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  Speaker 3: around in the garden to make a mess, and so
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  Speaker 3: you put.
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  Speaker 2: A ring on him and then he can't dig anymore
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  Speaker 2: because it hurts.
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  Speaker 6: I actually consider getting rid of the nose piecing now
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  Speaker 6: that I'm thirty years old.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's I don't think you.
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  Speaker 5: Have to, but my partner said, no, I keep it.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's cool, and.
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  Speaker 4: So I mean it's one of those sort of sad stories,
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  Speaker 4: isn't it.
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  Speaker 5: That's the words.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, you know, back in the day, obviously it
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  Speaker 4: was pretty cool. Keysy He went on, oh, Bucks is
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  Speaker 4: going to get a nose and it was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: high five Pugs. Yeah, but you know, ten years on
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  Speaker 4: it's a bit dated.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's a bit old, you know, it's not.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's actually I think it's actually youth It
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  Speaker 3: makes Pugs look youthful. And you see, he was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm thirty, now I should take it out, and his
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  Speaker 3: younger partner was like, no, no, leave it in. I
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  Speaker 3: don't need any of my friends figuring out that you're thirty.
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  Speaker 5: To the fact that I'm thirty years older.
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  Speaker 3: What you should do is get her the nose ring,
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  Speaker 3: get her of the nose ring, and get a cheese cutter.
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  Speaker 2: Just lean into older.
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  Speaker 6: If I got news for you, you've got one I've got.
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  Speaker 2: But we're at forwards not backwards.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, man, My.
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  Speaker 5: Mate who's thirty three runs the cheese cutter forwards. Actually
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  Speaker 5: oh really yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Oh what's his name? Liam?
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  Speaker 1: Liam?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well I.
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  Speaker 1: Think I could credit credit.
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  Speaker 5: He puts his hand up.
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  Speaker 4: To I was probably the leader of that because back
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  Speaker 4: in the day I used to wear the cheese cutter,
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  Speaker 4: and then all the commentators on Sky Cricket started wearing
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  Speaker 4: cheese cutters, and that was because I did it.
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  Speaker 3: So you were Craig coming No McMillan, McMillan, yes, and
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  Speaker 3: who else was wearing one?
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  Speaker 1: Dully dully for a little while.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say all of them, no disrespect. They
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  Speaker 3: all look like idiots with those cheese cutters on.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is, yeah, but yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I know, and yet I made it work.
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  Speaker 2: Jace, you hate.
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  Speaker 3: So there's a photo of the photo of me, Moogi
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  Speaker 3: and Jace, which is like our show artwork.
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  Speaker 2: The three of us.
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  Speaker 5: If you've watched any of our social videos, it pops up.
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  Speaker 3: At the at the end, yeah, and Jason's like, got
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  Speaker 3: a cheese cutter on reaching his hand out every day.
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  Speaker 3: Jace walks past that photo and just goes, I hate
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  Speaker 3: that photo.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking hate I do hate it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you've ever worn a cheesecutter on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember?
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  Speaker 4: Actually, because this is like, you know, when we first started.
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  Speaker 4: I remember the pilava about that photo because they took
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  Speaker 4: all these photos of us and Maggie was like, no,
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  Speaker 4: you're not fucking using that one because of his eyes
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  Speaker 4: or something like his eyes were weird, and I was like, no,
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  Speaker 4: you're not using that one because I was doing some
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  Speaker 4: fucking ridiculous gesture with my hand, trying to be hip
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  Speaker 4: and cool, and in the end it just got so stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I just went, oh, what if I just used that true? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And then they used the one that I hated the most, the.
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  Speaker 3: Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 3: Hurdarchy remember the ha Warchy Big Show podcast. You know what,
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  Speaker 3: My wife used to work in marketing for a radio station,
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  Speaker 3: and she is very, very very aware of how punishing
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  Speaker 3: announcers are when it comes to photos of themselves. So
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  Speaker 3: she'll be like, we've taken two hundred photos and you know,
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  Speaker 3: there's three different announcers that say, hypothetically have all got
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  Speaker 3: issues with approximately seventy of the photos each, which means
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  Speaker 3: there is literally not one we can use. Yes, And
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  Speaker 3: so my attitude now is to be fair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just said straight away, yeah, it's fine, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean, like, because I know they're not
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  Speaker 2: going to pay.
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  Speaker 1: You're a quiet and worked on that one.
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  Speaker 2: What are you saying, Wax, that's just my old hairstyle.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean it's all boofy. But the thing is, Jase.
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  Speaker 3: The reason why I said, yeah, it's all good is
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  Speaker 3: because you'll always find issues with you. But everyone else
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  Speaker 3: looks at it and goes, yeah, actually, and I do
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  Speaker 3: as well. I think it looks great.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know, Well, that's what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: I reached a point where I fuck it, I don't care,
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  Speaker 4: just do whatever, because and then they chose the worst one.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, but that looks great. You think it
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  Speaker 3: looks bad, but that's how everyone sees you. Oh no,
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  Speaker 3: that's a good photo.
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  Speaker 1: That's that makes me feel worse.
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with it? But listen, hello, But.
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  Speaker 4: I've honestly reached that stage in my life where I
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  Speaker 4: just don't give a fuck anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Know what I mean, And I mean I know it
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  Speaker 4: looks like when I walk into the studio or into
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  Speaker 4: the office.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, you guys are like styly dude. But I
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  Speaker 1: just checked shit one and if it works, it works.
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  Speaker 1: If it doesn't, it doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't believe you. You look great quite a lot
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  Speaker 3: of the time, quite a lot of the time, thanks man, sometimes.
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  Speaker 5: All the time for sure.
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  Speaker 2: And to be honest, we all do this.
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  Speaker 3: You get used to just I'll chuck my switter on
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  Speaker 3: I'll just hidden, yes, but sometimes you look you know,
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  Speaker 3: I think you do care about how you look.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm more referring to the fact, you know, like
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  Speaker 4: Pegs will make.
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  Speaker 5: A video of us, I'm finding a photo, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll go, fuck, I look what I look in
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  Speaker 1: the video.
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  Speaker 2: You're wearing no es.
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  Speaker 1: I just looked like shit.
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  Speaker 4: But and I used to be like, oh god, but
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  Speaker 4: now I'm like, ah, fuck, who cares?
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  Speaker 2: No one cares. Everyone loves it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's right, and no one does care apart
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  Speaker 4: from me, and not even I care anymore. And then
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  Speaker 4: there's other time I give myself a rager.
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  Speaker 5: When I think it's important that we give ourselves rages.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's really good for our sexual health. Like
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  Speaker 5: that gives me a rager that that's a photo.
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  Speaker 6: When I was on the Hits man Over two day
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  Speaker 6: show and I had to do the studio photo show,
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  Speaker 6: That's the only time I've ever had to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Can you put that on the big show story so
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  Speaker 3: that people could listening to this.
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  Speaker 2: Concern so bad?
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  Speaker 5: So I had like the world's shortest mullet fringe.
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  Speaker 6: And then they actually had to I found out later
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  Speaker 6: they had to add a glint to my eyes because
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  Speaker 6: they were so dark.
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  Speaker 4: I've got to say, you're running a lovely bouffon now, Pucks,
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  Speaker 4: and I say that sincerely and with a fiction.
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  Speaker 1: You've got great here.
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  Speaker 5: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: I've got great here.
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  Speaker 4: Too, in the sense of, you know, I'm nearly in
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  Speaker 4: my forties now and I'm still still very lush.
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  Speaker 5: You actually do well with the hairlines.
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  Speaker 3: So Pugs has got great here, and you've got great here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there.
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  Speaker 3: In the anyone else was great here on the big
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  Speaker 3: show's got a good here. It's exactly the same every
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  Speaker 3: single time you see it at the beginning of.
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  Speaker 1: The does doesn't it? Your heir is all right?
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  Speaker 2: But thanks man.
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  Speaker 1: It's just that you put so much product in it
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  Speaker 1: all the.
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  Speaker 4: Time, so much it's glistening all the time, you know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I used to it's early music, isn't it not?
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  Speaker 5: Really? Does it?
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  Speaker 2: We wrap it up?
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  Speaker 4: It's like you would fit in a half minutes, you
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  Speaker 4: would you would.
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  Speaker 1: Fit in with us in the sopranos sort of. You know, he.
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  Speaker 4: Wearing a wazy wearing a white singler and chains and stuff,
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  Speaker 4: and you sort of slipped back here.
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  Speaker 6: I'd like to see you go full slip back. Actually
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  Speaker 6: try that and you're sort of sickly mo sorry waxy?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, waxy much?
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  Speaker 5: What mine's mine's what do you say?
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  Speaker 2: It was droopy and sad? Ye, both knows are fine?
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 5: I can't wait to see yours though.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 3: I remember one time I was hosting Craig as Well,
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  Speaker 3: like years and years ago, and we had this new
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  Speaker 3: makeup lady and she slipped my hair right back like
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  Speaker 3: Denny Zuko and grease. And I was too polite and
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  Speaker 3: young to say anything about it. Yes, And I just
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  Speaker 3: like hosted and made a meal of the show.
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  Speaker 2: Probably, I don't know. And then afterwards my parents called
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  Speaker 2: that what was up with your hair?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, damn it because I just looked really
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  Speaker 3: old fashioned.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hated it. Yes, it looks like shit.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny when you look back on stuff and it's
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  Speaker 4: like when you're getting a haircut and and you're just going,
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  Speaker 4: oh no, this is not what I was wanting at all,
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  Speaker 4: But you don't say anything.
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  Speaker 5: That heads photo is the prime example.
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  Speaker 1: Can you post that?
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  Speaker 2: Can you please put the story?
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  Speaker 1: Put it on the story so that people can see it.
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  Speaker 6: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: Why people need to see it.
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  Speaker 6: Man, a shock of bro that is. I was terrified
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  Speaker 6: as well because that's the first time that even done
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  Speaker 6: a photo show. And they're like, do you want like
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  Speaker 6: a song while you're getting your like doing your photos?
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  Speaker 6: And I picked the song It was real sixy, but
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  Speaker 6: I just didn't a song by an artist called Channel
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  Speaker 6: Tray tres Channel Tray and remix.
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  Speaker 5: Of a fly Do you know fly for celbies?
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  Speaker 2: Anyway?
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  Speaker 5: No one cares?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: What so that you chose a song to get you
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  Speaker 4: in the mood?
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  Speaker 1: Was that the idea? That was the point.
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  Speaker 5: It was like, yeah, it's something that like.
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  Speaker 1: And you chose something deeply sexual?
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  Speaker 2: Was it?
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  Speaker 5: I chose horny the most te remix?
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  Speaker 2: Should chose the chilies? Man? Yeah, true. When you work
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  Speaker 2: at Hurd, you should.
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  Speaker 3: Chose would have been to a wreckt Hey you listen
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  Speaker 3: to the Big Show four or seven weekdays radio hdky.
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  Speaker 4: For the record, can I just put it on the record.
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  Speaker 4: I do hate a photo shoot every time.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think you needed to put that on record.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's I think clear it's part and parcel
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  Speaker 3: in the industry.
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  Speaker 1: It is, But I hate it. You know who?
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  Speaker 2: I would to you know who?
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  Speaker 4: No You know who else hates a photo shoot, Oh
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  Speaker 4: Jeezer Jerry, which is insane because is there a better looking.
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  Speaker 1: Man in the world, You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Sure from my perspective, because I'm a harrendous beast who
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  Speaker 4: does weird hand gestures.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry's like a Greek god. He's like an Adonis.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be if I look like him, I'd be getting
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  Speaker 4: photo shots all over the place.
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  Speaker 3: Photo shoots shoots, yeah, because I'm ad. Anyway, Pug's gonna
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  Speaker 3: check that photo on the Instagram Story show.
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  Speaker 2: And we'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, goodbye,