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right-wing influencer tea · gasp! the pod

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  And don't give me this nonsense like, oh, we need to shake
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  things up with Logan Paul. Hell no, you wouldn't let Logan
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  Paul, baby. Say your kids.
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  Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Gasp the Pod, the
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  podcast for the gays, the girls, and especially the gay girls.
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  It is election night if you're watching this, well, it's
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  actually not election night for me.
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  This is a few days before Election Day.
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  But if you're watching this on election night, listen, I
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  totally get it to not watch the news.
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  If you're watching this after the election, let's please, for
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  the love of God, hope and manifest that Kamala Harris has
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  won, OK? We're not going to know for sure
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  probably for a few couple days. I just like hope it's looking
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  good at this point. And that's kind of the reason
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  why if you're watching on YouTube, I have a different
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  setting today. This is going to be a little bit
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  of a shorter episode just 'cause I'm assuming that like people
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  are not going to be maybe in the gasp like mindset right now.
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  Maybe we're focused on politics. Unless you're an international
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  viewer. And for that, welcome.
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  I don't think I've said this before, but I've looked at my
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  demographics and I'm just so pleased with how many
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  international viewers I have. I'm thank you so much for
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  listening. And if English is not your first
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  language, thank you for putting up with me and the way I speak.
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  It's probably difficult to understand me because I don't
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  even think I make sense to English speakers.
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  So yeah, I decided that I was going to shout out a country
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  every single week of listeners. And this week, thank you,
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  Belarus, for listening. I think I have a few viewers
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  from Belarus. I am going to say something very
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  stupid because when I first found out that I had listeners
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  from there, I did think that it was pronounced Belarus.
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  That is on me. That is on me.
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  Actually really fucking dumb of me, but I apologize.
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  Dumb blonde over here. This is going to be a shorter
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  episode and we're going to talk about something that is like
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  political related but also so fucking crazy and also
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  entertainment related because we'll get into it in a second.
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  But pretty much like I'm gonna talk about the theory, not even
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  the theory. I think this is probably proven
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  by international, like, scholars right now that Trump and Russia
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  have like, paid influencers to like, endorse them and like,
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  promote them. Like, we're.
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  And then we're going to talk about Bryce Hall and all those
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  motherfuckers, right? So we'll get in that.
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  We'll get into that in a second. But yeah, it's going to be an
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  episode on the shorter side. And I wanted to sit on my bed
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  because I was tired. There's nothing else more to
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  explain beyond the fact that I just wanted to sit on my bed
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  today. Welcome to the side of my room.
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  The brick wall is literally right there.
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  So it's not that big of a room. It's right there.
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  First off, before we get into our main topic of motherfucker
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  MAGA Trumpers and influencers, I just wanted to talk about how
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  the Air's tour is going somewhere and how gay it is.
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  Most recently, since Miami and this like last leg of her tour,
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  it's been pretty fucking gay. I don't know if you guys have
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  seen it. I'm sure you have.
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  And if you don't follow me on TikTok yet, then you're going to
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  see a lot of that content and like my just like reactions, my
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  blind reactions to a lot of these things.
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  But like Taylor Swift wearing the bisexual dress the first
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  night of the Miami tour, on the night of Karlie Kloss and Josh
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  Kushner's anniversary, and on this night, it had been exactly
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  2102 thousand 190 days of our love blackout.
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  Yeah, 2190 days of their love blackout since Josh Kushner and
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  Curly Kloss got married. And then also on that night,
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  right, Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift goes on stage that
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  day. It's no beard day.
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  No beard day day for like people to like shave their beards or
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  whatever. But like, obviously anyone who's
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  listening to this kind of knows maybe that beard is a word for a
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  gay PR like relationship. So like, your beard is to cover
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  up the fact that you're gay. So Taylor Swift's beard is
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  Travis Kelce probably and Travis Kelce was not there.
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  I think that's pretty funny. And the other reason why it's so
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  funny is like not only was Travis Kelsey not there, but
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  like his mom and his brother and his sister-in-law were all there
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  and he wasn't. It almost like was to like make
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  a point that he wasn't there. So then she wears the bisexual
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  flag dress flagging very clearly and telling us that like the
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  glitch is over 2100 and 90s ever love black out.
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  The glitch is over. She had done that TikTok where
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  she's like wearing like that yellow sweater and jeans and
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  she's like walking across the stage and she's like back in the
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  office and she takes off her sunglasses and it's just like
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  that TikTok she made where she's like wearing that blue dress and
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  she takes off her sunglasses and there's a glitch.
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  It was just like that, except there wasn't a glitch.
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  And that's my proof that the glitch is over.
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  And I really think ever since then it's it's been getting
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  gayer, gayer and gayer because the glitch is over.
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  And I think we're going to start to see that war is over and our
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  girly is getting gayer and gayer not because she's actually
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  getting gayer, but she's showing us her own transformation.
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  Then in the middle of that, the next night, she wears this like
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  blurble. This is why I have my blue
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  nails, this like sparkly blue, purple dress that we all
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  remember is like the sparkly blood from the Midnight's era
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  where she gets shot with the arrow and she doesn't bleed
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  blood. She bleeds this like, sparkly
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  cosmic glitter color. And she says in an interview she
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  was like, this blood color is to show that, like, I'm not human.
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  I'm not like the rest of us. I'm not like everyone else.
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  She's otherworldly, she's cosmic, she's queer, she's
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  alien, right? And I think that's like a
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  transformation. And then the next night, what we
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  all remember what happened, Guys say it with me.
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  Lesbian flag dress. Lesbian flag dress.
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  And then she literally was like, put her arms up.
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  And she was like, thank you guys for like, noticing my dresses.
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  And everyone online was saying that this was so queer.
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  And then when she made her Instagram post about it, she was
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  like, and thank you everyone online and who was watching for
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  noticing the dresses. She couldn't get any more
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  obvious by like confirming our theories.
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  Like she's confirming our theories.
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  And then in New Orleans, since she wore the bisexual flag color
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  dress and her 1989 set, she wore the Blurpel dress again.
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  She wore United States flag. I think it's giving very, very
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  much like, yeah, I'm an American girl, Miss Americana, but I can
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  be gay, too. She changed the lyrics of clean
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  to say, just because you're clean don't mean you don't miss
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  him. First of all, guys, we cannot
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  get too scared when she does something straight and she puts
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  her hands up and she's like football touchdown at the ears
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  to her. She's appealing to the
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  straights. OK, She can't be totally gay yet
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  she still needs her fans, her straight fans to like be with
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  her towards the end of the tour and not abandon her.
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  And I also think her changing the pronouns is the same thing
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  as her, like wearing New Orleans colors and then after that
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  wearing flag colors demonstrating like, oh, you guys
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  notice when I'm flagging colors now you'll notice when I flag
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  gay colors, right? So she's going to say him.
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  And now all of a sudden she's going to probably use some she
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  her pronouns and straight Swifties are still not going to
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  see the fucking point. Even though they'll acknowledge
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  the him, they probably won't acknowledge the she.
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  So it's been crazy. She's been doing some really gay
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  mash ups with dress how you get the girl, which is just showing
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  us that she got the girl. Also the fact that she's saying
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  dress and her whole flag and right now has been around the
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  color. I wonder what's going to happen
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  in Indianapolis. I I can't wait to know this is
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  right before Indianapolis. I apologize that something crazy
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  happened and I didn't see it because I'm not sure yet because
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  this is before that the let's talk about politics now that I
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  got Taylor Swift out of my system.
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  The only reason I've had like 2 episodes about politics is
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  because this is probably one of the most important elections in
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  our time. And if Trump wins, our democracy
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  is over and me and my girlfriend are going to have to move to
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  Canada. So there have been reports that
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  Russia and like Donald Trump's campaign have been like
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  conspiring together. I mean, like typical, we all
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  know that to pay like right wing influencers or even influencers
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  that aren't even necessarily right wing to like endorse
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  Donald Trump. And there's a lot of evidence of
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  this. And this kind of goes back to
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  last week's episode when I was talking about like celebrity
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  endorsements and like, if they matter and stuff.
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  Because we need liberals, liberal celebrities to be
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  outspoken because shit like this is happening over here on the
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  right. So like, we can't have people
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  fucking messing around. We need people like celebrities
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  to be on the right side of history because evil shit like
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  this is going on. It's just kind of crazy that
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  this is happening. So if Donald Trump wins and you
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  guys see this TikTok, Oh my God, that actually makes me sick to
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  my stomach. Sorry, not TikTok.
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  I meant podcast. You will know why.
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  It's because of fucking Russia and these fucking influencers.
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  And they paid, they're paying people to support them.
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  And this is not like I sound like a conservative.
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  That's like they're paying them to support them.
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  But it's true. It's actually happening.
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  It's this like galvanization of this like movement of fucking
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  men, white men. This article from Fast Company
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  says from Bryce Hall to Logan Paul, the 2010's Internet Bros
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  are being MAGA pilled. Yeah, exactly.
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  So let's find out what they say. They're pretty much talking
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  about how obviously the Trump campaign is trying to get into
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  Gen. Z voters because Gen.
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  Z voters are, like, overwhelmingly liberal.
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  But there has been a shift recently in the last few years
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  where like because of the Internet, you can get sucked
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  down these like holes and of like far right movements.
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  Like you could get like you could get brainwashed to be a
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  neo Nazi so easily, especially if you're a young person that's
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  like easily influenced by the Internet, right?
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  So like obviously the Trump campaign is trying to get into
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  these like young voter groups and especially get men.
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  There's like a traditional aspect of it too, the patriarchy
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  and the resurgence and like, and it's kind of like hidden over
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  these ideas of like Christianity and like Jesus and like
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  whatever, which is so fucking ironic because it's Donald
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  Trump. There's nothing more to say.
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  I'm not going to convince you that Donald Trump.
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  I'm just not even going to go into that because like, if
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  you're watching this, you know, But yeah, it's just really
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  fucking ironic. But like, with all of these
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  traditional influencers and like these Mormon influencers and
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  like, Christian talk and like trad wives, like it's becoming
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  more overwhelmingly popular to like, focusing on marriage,
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  following Jesus to the point where you're homophobic.
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  Let's be honest with that. And then letting this path take
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  you down. Trumpism and conservatism.
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  So the article talks about the conservative turn of
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  brofluencers. That's a crazy, crazy term.
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  And like they're talking pretty much about like Jake Paul and
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  Bryce Hall and why do they all rhyme?
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  And I guess 2/3 of Gen. Z men agree that quote.
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  No one really knows me well from this like nonprofit that was
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  like serving men. And a lot of it is like due to
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  what they say is like a masculinity crisis.
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  So funny. Like is it a masculinity crisis
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  or is the world slowly rejecting like hyper masculinity and
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  patriarchy? So this obviously means that
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  like Trump is going to target these like emasculated men that
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  are slowly turning into fucking in cells because a lot of this
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  is like, oh, a girl won't suck my Dick.
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  So there is an article from AP News that literally says that
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  right wing influencers were duped to work for covert Russian
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  operations. Like leave it up to the dumbest
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  people on the Internet to get like fucking manipulated by
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  Russia. Like I'm actually dead that
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  Bryce Hall was like duped into this shit.
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  Like, I mean, like, it doesn't actually say Bryce Hall, but
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  like probably right. Hannah Mongu had claimed that
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  people that she knew and didn't she date Bryce Hall or is that
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  another motherfucker? She said this on her podcast and
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  like, obviously she has her own shed, right?
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  She's not like the perfect, perfect narrator for this, but
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  she had said on her podcast, I hypothetically was just offered
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  a lot of money to endorse a political party like millions.
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  And she says that this is like, and obviously she said no.
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  And she was saying this is like happening with a lot of other
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  influencers. She knows that are on the right
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  side. So it's like this, we know this
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  is happening and it's probably happening with Bryce Hall
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  because she fucking dated that guy.
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  And right, we know this is happening.
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  Let's read this article demonstrating to us why, Because
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  it's fucking crazy that like, it's just honestly so comedic.
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  It's like an SNL skit that after 2016, Russia intervened and now
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  Russia's intervening with like Logan Paul.
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  You think Logan Paul and Logan Hall and Bryce?
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  Logan Paul, I don't know their names, Logan Paul and Bryce
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  Hall, like know how to lead this country.
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  You think they really know what the best political candidate is?
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  No, they're being paid to do this shit.
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  They're fucking idiots. So apparently a lot of these
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  right wing influencers worked unknowingly for a company that
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  was a front for a Russian influence operation.
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  An indictment filed Wednesday. So this is let's see where this
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  article's from. September 5th.
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  So this is like over a month ago, but an indictment filed
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  alleges a media company linked to six conservative influencers
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  was secretly funded by Russian state media employees to turn
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  out English language videos that were often consistent with the
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  Kremlin's interest in amplifying US domestic divisions in order
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  to weaken US operate opposition. So that's fucking crazy.
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  In addition to its interest in the war in Ukraine, apparently
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  they funneled nearly $10 million into this company for content
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  creation. So this like actually lines up
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  with Tana Mongu's Mongo's point in her podcast that, like, this
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  shit is happening. And it's another reason why we
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  need to be careful about like, what we read and what we see on
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  the Internet because like, this is not always people's like
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  genuine thoughts. This is not even what people
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  actually think. And even if it is, you shouldn't
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  like, listen to like, Bryce Hall, but like, there are covert
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  evil forces at work going on. And there are few things that
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  Trump wouldn't do to, like, win this election.
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  So that's so fucking scary and insane, especially with, like,
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  happening with like, AI and like, deep fakes and everything.
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  Like, you cannot trust anybody. If you guys know where that's
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  from, it's from bridesmaids. So yeah, I just wanted to talk
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  about that. I thought that was fucking nuts.
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  And another reason why we need like, real, actual educated
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  endorsements to like kind of show the disparity of like, OK,
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  who's actually siding with who right now?
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  You have like Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Barack Obama, like
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  Michelle Obama, like Oprah, like, I don't know, other like
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  pretty much every respected celebrity or every respected
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  person versus like Bryce Hall and Logan Paul.
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  And don't give me this nonsense like, oh, we need to shake
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  things up with Logan Paul. Hell no, you wouldn't let Logan
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  Paul babysit your kids. So why are we trusting him on
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  his political choices? Like, I mean, I guess young men
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  are because they're influenced by him.
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  And like, that's a whole larger point is like, we really need to
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  change how society is like talking to men and like, Oh my
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  God, it's actually so scary. I do feel like there's like this
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  rejection of feminism coming from young men and Gen.
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  Z men. And this is like why Trump and
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  like Russia is like manipulating this population because they're
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  easily manipulated. And it's funny.
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  They like, men act like they're like decision makers and, and
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  strong minded and all this stuff.
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  And then they're literally being manipulated by conservatives to
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  pass their shit just because they won't, they don't just
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  because the girl that they like doesn't like them back.
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  That's embarrassing. But it's a larger conversation
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  of like, making sure that we don't let this population of
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  unhinged people ruin the progress that feminism has made
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  so far. And like, not forgetting the
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  dangers of that. You can get into neo Nazi
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  territory very quickly from here.
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  So if you have young men in your life, if you have any sons, just
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  talk to them a lot. I don't really know what the
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  solution is, but just be wary of this because it's actually
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  fucking terrifying. And I also feel like we're
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  really reverting in terms of people seeing Kamala Harris as a
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  possible president. Like there's so many men that
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  will outwardly say, I just can't imagine a woman being president.
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  That's so scary. This is supposed to be the
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  United States. This is supposed to be not as
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  supposed to be the most equal opportunity country in the
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  world. So why can't we get a woman to
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  be elected? Because there's men out here
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  that are still in their 1950s shit headspace.
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  And if anything, there's like, this movement that's pushing for
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  more of that ever since, like, feminism continues to rise in
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  the 21st century. Like, I really feel like 10
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  years ago, we weren't having this conversation.
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  And it's getting worse and worse and worse.
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  It's just like, after Obama was elected, the rise of hate groups
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  increased. Like, as feminism and as LGBTQ
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  rights like, becomes more popular, there's gonna be these,
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  like, sectors of, like, sexist, homophobic groups of young white
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  men that are like, up in arms and we cannot give them arms.
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  So yeah, like I said, this is a very short episode.
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  Just wanted to express my fear of young men and how much they
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  scare me and how much I hope this election.
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  Turns out good. I'm praying and praying that
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  when we're watching this, you guys are watching this back.
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  Everything's OK. And I also pray and hope that
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  Taylor Swift continues to be gay.
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  I think that rhymed. So to close out, I'm very
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  excited, guys. Next week, I have a very, very,
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  very exciting guest. We're going to be talking about
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  more potentially closeted celebrities like Leonardo
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  DiCaprio, Tom Cruise, Scientology.
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  It's just going to be so juicy. And I love talking about
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  celebrities that could be queer that like no one talks about
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  because there are so many gays in Hollywood.
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  And this is we're just scratching the surface.
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  As always, if you've listened to one or more episodes, please,
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  All right guys, I hope the rest of your day and week goes well
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  and so excited to see you next week.
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  Bye, Gaspers.