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191: Twerking on Kolob - Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: The Book of Taylor (S1 E1) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to reality TV Cringe. I am one
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  Speaker 1: All right, take us away on our Mormon fantasye honey girl.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: When this started and they were doing I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh shit, yeah, so we have this scene with I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how many women. They all look the.
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  Speaker 3: Same, interchangeable white women, like.
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  Speaker 1: Seven women wearing these blue coats. I think hearkening back
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  Speaker 1: to Handmaiden but not using the red color whatever. And
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  Speaker 1: I was immediately sucked in, Oh me too, Like, what
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  Speaker 1: kind of journey are we going on?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, an insane journey apparently, Oh my god. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: So this group of women, like eight women or whatever
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  Speaker 3: started a trend on TikTok called mom talk. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 3: is how it all begans. We're all a bunch of friends.
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  Speaker 3: They're all a bunch of Mormon moms are all married,
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  Speaker 3: they all.
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  Speaker 1: Have kids, they're all beautiful. They're all gorgeous, drop dead gorgeous,
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  Speaker 1: tiny little bodies, hair down to hear, make up, beat clothes,
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  Speaker 1: hitting yeah, looking.
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  Speaker 3: Four looking foin. And so they decided to capitalize off
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  Speaker 3: of that and go on TikTok and do this trend
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  Speaker 3: called mom talk, which is just a bunch of moms torkin'.
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  Speaker 1: So can we just have a general conversation about this
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  Speaker 1: mom talk and TikTok thing, because I'm a woman of
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  Speaker 1: a certain age and how dare you bring that up?
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  Speaker 1: But likely there's women out there semi close to my age,
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  Speaker 1: because we attract what we are. We've got women some
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  Speaker 1: men closer to your age, and you're probably in a
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  Speaker 1: TikTok generation. But from where I'm sitting up in the
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  Speaker 1: fifties over here, I'm looking at all these weirdos just
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  Speaker 1: dancing on TikTok and I'm just cringing so deeply into
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  Speaker 1: my body that it turns into a cake, which we
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  Speaker 1: call a crank because I'm like, you guys look so stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, what are you.
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  Speaker 1: Doing dancing on the internet.
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  Speaker 2: Stop at this elicit.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, these people dance on the internet, so their videos
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  Speaker 3: can end up on the cringe pages on Instagram. That's
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  Speaker 3: where for us to watch it, because that's the kind
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  Speaker 3: of content I love. I love watching influencers make a
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  Speaker 3: fool out of themselves online.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's so ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: These women, they're like my age twenty eight. I'm actually
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  Speaker 3: older than a lot of them.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm so old.
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  Speaker 3: But they're like literally twerking and dancing, and apparently they
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  Speaker 3: make a bunch of money. So apparently I need to
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  Speaker 3: download TikTok and I need to start.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want me download TikTok. I want to download
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  Speaker 1: TikTok and get involved with all the ki eggs.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, you won't be making money.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: I want to watch it.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to watch videos and stuff, but you
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  Speaker 1: won't let me. It's a long story, but I just
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  Speaker 1: think it's such a sign of the times and it's
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  Speaker 1: just un an. It's who we are as a society. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's so vapid, it's so there's no substance, it's not
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  Speaker 1: what this is. All kids want to watch and they're
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  Speaker 1: all doing the same dance, right like they're doing the
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  Speaker 1: same dance around the world, and then you've got TikTok
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  Speaker 1: challenges where you're eating tide pods or you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: like not breathe for as long as possible, and then
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  Speaker 1: you're dying. Kids are dying out here being stupid on TikTok. No,
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  Speaker 1: for reals, wild could never be me. Yeah, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: I can't dance like that.
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  Speaker 3: No, you can't break a hip. I can, though I
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  Speaker 3: can patrons know that. Yeah no, but for real, So
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  Speaker 3: these women are all torking, all dancing. They claim it's
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  Speaker 3: all wholesome and fun. On mom talk. They go insanely viral,
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  Speaker 3: apparently hundreds of thousands of views. I never heard of
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  Speaker 3: them at all. But I'm not on TikTok, so.
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening to Stevie Nick, So what would I know, Like, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know shit. And then once they go viral. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: then controversy comes out, specifically with one of the girls,
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  Speaker 3: Taylor Taylor Frankie Paul, who was a swinger and hooking
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  Speaker 3: up with people even though she's a good Mormon lady.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, time out. What about that YouTuber Ruby Frankie who
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  Speaker 1: was abusing her kids, and like one of her kids
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  Speaker 1: escaped her home in Utah and he had like duct
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  Speaker 1: tape around his hands and he went to a neighbor's house.
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  Speaker 1: They called the police and apparently she was abusing the
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  Speaker 1: hell out of all of her kids. And she was
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  Speaker 1: on YouTube trying to give parenting advice. You heard about
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  Speaker 1: Ruby Frankie, right, Is Taylor related to the Frankie family
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  Speaker 1: in that way?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Her name is a unique name, Taylor
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  Speaker 3: Frankie Paul, So I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't either.
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  Speaker 3: If any Raccoons know, please relate, let us know.
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  Speaker 1: And the Kuma's below anyway. So, yeah, it was Taylor
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  Speaker 1: who started mom Talk, and it was Taylor who came
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  Speaker 1: out with a story that set the world on fire.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. She went on TikTok Live and admitted to all
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  Speaker 3: of the rumors basically and said, yeah, so me and
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  Speaker 3: my husband are swingers, but were soft swingers, so we
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  Speaker 3: don't like hot sex. We just have lacioh and make
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  Speaker 3: out a law and hookup or whatever. But it's like
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  Speaker 3: all consensual. It's fine, and all of the other girls
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  Speaker 3: in mom talk do it too.
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  Speaker 1: Now, wait a minute, did she say that all of
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  Speaker 1: the other girls in Mom Talk do it or did
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  Speaker 1: she say that this is something that is prevalent in
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  Speaker 1: Mormon marriages, Because what I've heard on de ridiomh is that,
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  Speaker 1: in fact, none of these girls who are on this
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  Speaker 1: particular show, in this version of mom Talk ever swung
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  Speaker 1: except for Taylor.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. Interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so production is kind of setting it up
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  Speaker 1: that these girls are swingers and we're going to talk
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  Speaker 1: about it, but actually it was only Taylor, and it
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  Speaker 1: was only in her circles. I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting, yeah, yeah, because she kind of alluded to the
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  Speaker 3: fact that other people were hooking up too, But I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, because later we find out in the episode
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  Speaker 3: that a lot of the other girls were like, no,
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  Speaker 3: we had no idea, No, I went to these swinger parties,
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  Speaker 3: but I didn't participate at all. I don't believe it
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  Speaker 3: for that. Yeah, sure, second girl, But at least Taylor
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  Speaker 3: had the balls to be like, yeah, no, yeah, I know,
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  Speaker 3: we fucking we're doing all this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: We suck and we suck, we suck in it. We fuging.
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  Speaker 3: I mean props.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I guess if that's what you want to.
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  Speaker 2: Do, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Not gonna judge you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna judge you a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: But she got married, I guess, to a guy, and
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  Speaker 3: then during this whole mom talk thing, she divorced him.
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  Speaker 3: And now she's dating an ex fannyl addict, Dakota, who will.
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  Speaker 2: Get to later.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, well, I'm gonna get to you want to get
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to it right now. Because when I
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  Speaker 1: saw Taylor, I'm like, wait a minute, she looks really
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  Speaker 1: familiar to me. And then as I kept watching, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: that's the chick that I saw in one of those
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  Speaker 1: YouTube bodycam videos. Because from time to time, I like
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  Speaker 1: to watch the police just bust people, and I'll just
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  Speaker 1: watch a thirty minute video of somebody getting taken down.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember watching this pretty young thing peeing her
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  Speaker 1: pants and having the cops have to arrest her for
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  Speaker 1: domestic violence, and I think child endangerment as well. Oh
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, because the chair that she throws actually
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  Speaker 1: hits a child. It's not just Dakota stop it. Yeah no,
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  Speaker 1: And I remembered it, and I'm just like, holy shit,
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  Speaker 1: is this the same person? And I also remembered in
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  Speaker 1: the body cam footage her saying like, well, do you
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  Speaker 1: know who I am. I'm a TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: I have millions of followers.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like ew crine.
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  Speaker 2: They always say that.
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  Speaker 1: And here she is. Oh my god, it's the same woman.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe you saw her.
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  Speaker 1: I saw her totally unrelated, didn't know anything about it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my pissing in her.
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  Speaker 3: pH drunk as full?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. What is up with people who are with addicts
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  Speaker 1: somebody like with a fentanyl addiction, no less, but who
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  Speaker 1: are willing to go out anyway and drink and even
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  Speaker 1: get black out drunk while their mate is staying at
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  Speaker 1: home sober.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird, girl, Why would you? I don't know. I
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  Speaker 3: think Dakota's sprung because she's so beautiful, so he wants
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  Speaker 3: to be with her because she's so hot. Okay, but
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  Speaker 3: she is not. I'm just saying like, he probably thinks
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  Speaker 3: she's so hot and he's like, oh god, I gotta
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  Speaker 3: keep her. But he's a drug addict. She wants to party.
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  Speaker 3: She's in her partying hoe phase of a life. She's divorced.
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  Speaker 3: She's still a Mormon, I guess sort of, but not
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  Speaker 3: following any of the rules, right, So she's just living
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  Speaker 3: her best party life. And now she's pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: I guess.
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  Speaker 3: I guess we see that in the season. I know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh god, you're all just out here.
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  Speaker 1: I thought Mormons were taking great pains not to do
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  Speaker 1: the whole Tomali like they were soaking yeah, and they
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  Speaker 1: were doing there, doing it in the butt yea, because
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  Speaker 1: that's not actual sex and stuff. Like these girls are
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  Speaker 1: just getting pregnant at sixteen, at nineteen and here she
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  Speaker 1: is just fresh out of a divorce, one month yet
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  Speaker 1: out of the divorce, and she's already pregnant by this
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  Speaker 1: other guy, who's, by the way, a complete dweem.
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  Speaker 3: He's a loser. But that's what happens when you restrict
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  Speaker 3: people so much, because like in Mormonism, you can't even masturbate,
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  Speaker 3: you can't do any of that shit. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I would never make it as the Mormon girl.
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  Speaker 3: Ye are you out here fucking oh well, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he is suck it. I could never do it.
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  Speaker 1: I will.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a sexual pa. I know I don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: He's graz.
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  Speaker 1: No. But yeah, like I don't get it. But that's
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  Speaker 1: a counter culture. It's a response to how strident Mormonism,
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  Speaker 1: I guess, or the rules and tenants of Mormonism are yes.
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  Speaker 3: And I was talking to Ethel about it because I
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: told her we were going to cover the show, and
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  Speaker 3: she started watching the first episode.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, I can't even finish it. I'm so triggered.
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  Speaker 3: Well, like, why are you triggered? She's like, the Utah
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  Speaker 3: Mormons are the worst Mormons because they're always so fucking
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  Speaker 3: fake and a lot of them are doing this stuff
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  Speaker 3: where they're just partying and being complete degenerates because they're
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  Speaker 3: they feel like they can, but then they're pretending to
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  Speaker 3: be like godly and everything. It's crazy. She was so
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  Speaker 3: triggered she couldn't finish it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the whole Mormonism things things strikes me as very
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  Speaker 1: nation like very white supremacy faulty. Like I think there's
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: a person of color like Leila. I think she's a
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  Speaker 1: black girl who's somehow tangentially affiliated with this group. But
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  Speaker 1: then I think I saw her in some of the
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: scenes in the first episode, but like she gets no
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  Speaker 1: camera time and we don't know who she is yet,
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  Speaker 1: and she's definitely a secondary character. And I'm like, as
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  Speaker 1: a person of color, I just have questions. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a person of color, but like, if you're a person
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  Speaker 1: of color who's also a Mormon, I have questions, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because as far as I remember, isn't it true that
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  Speaker 1: it was like built into the religion that black people
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  Speaker 1: were straight up going to Hale automatically because they were
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  Speaker 1: black and they were not to be accepted into the
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  Speaker 1: religion of Mormonism. I don't think it was until the seventies, yeah, really,
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  Speaker 1: but they started allowing black people to go to their church.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, if I'm a person of color and
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  Speaker 1: I know this steeped deep history of Mormonism, what's motivating
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  Speaker 1: you to want to be around this particular culture. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, girl, I don't mean to judge. I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: very curious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm like, are you doing kind of bizarre?
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  Speaker 1: Leyla? You in danger?
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  Speaker 3: Girl? I know I would like to hear more from her,
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  Speaker 3: because we didn't get to all of the girls. There's
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  Speaker 3: like eight of them. I wrote all of her names down,
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  Speaker 3: but I feel like it doesn't really matter. The main
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  Speaker 3: ones we got to were Taylor, the Swinger, the Hoe,
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  Speaker 3: Macey and Whitney, and who else do we get into?
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  Speaker 1: Mickay Kayla, she's got an autoimmune disorder. We met Jen,
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  Speaker 1: who's interchangeable with Taylor, uh huh. And then we saw
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  Speaker 1: somebody named Jesse who's got like a hair business called
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: like she's getting a lot of filler, and she looks
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  Speaker 1: way older than she actually is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's the oldest one. She's thirty Whitney.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, so's older than that though, because she's
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  Speaker 1: already fucking with her face and she needs to stop. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: and we have to me, oh to me, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: like to me. She's married years, right, she's twenty nine,
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  Speaker 1: is twenty seven?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty nine, twenty nine married to a forty six
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  Speaker 3: year old six like whoa.
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  Speaker 1: And he used to be on the Bachelorette. He was
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  Speaker 1: actually one of the contestants who was there to date Claire.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Stop it.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Claire Crowley was her name, Claire. Yeah, like, I don't know,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: three or four seasons ago. Oh my god, he was
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: on the Bachelorette. And now he's Demi's husband clout.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Goblin wild, Oh my god. Yeah. And then we had Jen,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: who's twenty four.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: We don't really talk about it very much, okay, but yeah,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: she's got the husband who is going to be coming up. Yeah,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: we're going to hate Affleck.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard from my friend Ali that Jen's husband
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: is going to be one of the villains.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, I see him all over my age, my ig
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: and Whitney.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Apparently Whitney's a big o'c you next too, I.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Can see it. Anny a girl, Yeah.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Yes, but we did hear from Mikayla. Michayla was born
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: and raised Mormon. She got pregnant at sixteen out of wedlock.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: She's a hoe, she's got the chronic skin illness or something.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Married to some loser named Jace. I'm sure she's going
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: to be totally drama drama, drama, drama, and.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Jace doesn't want to be in her tiktoks and everyone
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: who views her tiktoks thinks that her husband hates her
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: and it's probably because he does.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably because you're forcing him to be in there
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: for content. But then we have Macey and Taylor kind
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: of meeting up for drinks because I guess I don't
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: even know why they were meeting up honestly. Oh, they
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: were talking about Whitney moving back to Utah.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were just catching up and Macy wants
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: to know more about Dakota, who again Taylor is dating
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: all of these white ass bananas. It's just super white names. Yeah.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: So Taylor is dating Dakota and Macy wants to know
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: about it. But Macy is also married and I forget
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: her white bread husband's name, but she's not fucking him
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: and she wishes he would initiate and nobody cares. Let's
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: get back to you, Taylor and Dakota. What's the deal
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: with that.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently Taylor doesn't trust Dakota fully because of Reddit rumors,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: because these ls are up on Reddit.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Well, somebody from Reddit is reaching out to Taylor and
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: telling Taylor that Dakota, just the week before had slept
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: with one of their roommates. Yea, And so cheating is
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: an issue with Dakota apparently, like he cheats on Taylor.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah that do we really?
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I believe? So?
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I believe she has long stand and will continue in
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: the season based on what I saw on the ig Tomeline,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: But you haven't a kid within I know, I know,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: but he cheats on her?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Stop it.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Fentanyel addict, loser goober is cheating on her, and I
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: think they're making tons of money on mom Talk, Like,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: let's not state that oh, because this was generating hundreds
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: of thousands of millions of dollars for these women.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. We should work. You should TikTok.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing to work with. That's all right
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: in your head, and you could weary work.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, I can make so much money.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Do you think anybody would watch that?
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Your wife and my husband on the cringe I pay
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: fringe talk, Yeah, definitely. And then we have the other
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: girls meeting at a house to film mom talk content.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: It's very riveting stuff, okay, And this is where they're
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: talking shit about Taylor, about Whitney a little bit. They're like,
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: oh my god, did you hear about the swinging scandal? Like,
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: oh my god. We went to those parties, but we
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: had no idea that that's what they were doing. I
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: think one of the girls talks about Taylor flirting with
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: her husband.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Taylor flirting with her husband, and also the fact that
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Whitney and her husband Connor, who will get into it, Yeah,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I got so much to get into with you as
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: the resident LGBTQ PA.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: But so Whitney and Connor moved away from Utah two
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: months ago at the time when everything was hitten with
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: the swinger scandal. Yes, they bounced out of town, moved
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: to Hawaii, my place of birth by the way, and
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: they were there for two months. And now they are
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: coming back to Utah. They're buying a home sight unseen,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: so they can probably kick off this re TV show. Yes,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: But so they're wondering why she left like that because
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: at the time that Whitney left Utah, there were rumors
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: that somebody had seen her husband Connor on tinder h
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: slash grinder. Slash grinder. Come on, I mean that guy.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: And so the theory is that Whitney used the whole
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Mormon swinger scandal to obfuscate and run cover for what
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: was going on in her own marriage and just bounced
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: went to Hawaii and now she's back, Yes, and they're
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: talking about it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, and I think they're right. Yeah, I think so right.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: And then we have Taylor also meeting with her mom
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: to kind of talk about Dakota, right, and her mom
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: brings up the fact that she's watching Taylor's kids like
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: all the time, and Taylor's like, why, what do you
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: expect and divorce like that's just how it is. While
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: she's getting drunk with Dakota and probably doing fentanyl. And
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: this is where she's also going to tell her mom,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: by the way, I have to take a pregnancy test, right,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: And her.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Mom is so exasperating. Her mom is every mom and
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: she even says, you are so stupid, You're so dumb,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: You are so dumb.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: You are ruining this family, like all the.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Mistakes you continue to make. When the fuck are you
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: gonna get a grip, you dumb bitch. She doesn't say that,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: but it's in her tone. She gets up and she
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: walks away. But that whole conversation was funny to me
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: because her mother is just telling her things about herself
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: that are true and she just can't hear it. You know, Well,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: you can't judge him for being a fentanal addict. It's
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: not really, it doesn't define who he is. I'm like, well,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I mean kind of yeah, and you have two children. Yeah,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: And aren't you concerned? No, you're dating this drug addict
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: and such.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: No, because she.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Was fucking other people before with her husband and swingers parties.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Caught feelings for one guy in particular, was that Dakota. No,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: it was some other guy that she was swinging with.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: And that's what led to the demise of her marriage. Girl,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: there's a lot going on here, so much going on,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Like Taylor is just out of control. She doesn't want
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: to hear anything from her mother about it, and so
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: her mother just stands up and says, Okay, then I
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: gotta go. But I guess just keep having babies or something.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Like I would be just like this mom, but probably
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: even worse. I'd be like, you are freaking dumb.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Also, I'm not watching your children now. You can continue
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: to have babies on your baby Express, your baby Express womb,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: go for it, but I'm not going to keep watching them,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: So figure it out for yourself.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Yep, this is your responsibility. Girl, being an adult.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Looks like a young mom. She's probably in her forties.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: She wants to live her own goddamn life.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for real. And then we meet Whitney and Connor
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: at their house.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: So white they're translucent, So white they are I can't
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: see so white, I can see through them.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I can see Connor's eyebrows though. Yeah, yes, girl.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Her skin is beautiful, sure, very clear and lovely, but
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: there's nothing going for her. Who are these people? They're
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: NPC people.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: But apparently they're relevant because her husband's a flaming homo.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: That was not established in this episode.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: He said that that was just based on me clocking
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: him because iled him too. I've been around the world
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: and I I asked my fair share of homosexicals homox.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: But then it must be so hard if you're homosexual
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: and Mormon.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Sure, no, like I think you're allowed to be lgbt
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: q I if you are Mormon. And so he was
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: probably groomed and programmed to like marry the first woman
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: and have a bunch of babies, and you know this
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: is the end result. It's actually kind of sad when
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: you think about it. But at the same time, like
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: it's also obvious.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: It's also obvious, Like I don't know what you guys expected,
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: but they're kind of like alluding in this scene at
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: their house, they're alluding to the fact that there's some
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: scandal between them. It's so great because prior to this,
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Whitney had been denying all scandals, Like when the Tinder
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: rumor came out, she was like, no, that's fake. People
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: are posting his profile like it's all fake. It's fake.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Folks from high school life. These aren't do this to me.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: And that's why they moved to Hawaii right right, just
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: to get away from the noise. Right It's now they're back,
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: and Connor tells her, you know, like, I know.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I hurt me, wife, I know I hurt you.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I did some things. But I'm really working out myself, right,
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: I'm really trying to change. And this is where Whitney cries,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: because her whole life is about to just crumble right
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: in front of her.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I think, so, I don't know why what? I don't
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: know why? Young women, beautiful women with a lot going
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: for them, Not that that describes Whitney, But like any
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: young woman, any woman in her twenties slash early thirties,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: would stay in a relationship with somebody who is obviously
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: signaling their intent to cheat and or has already cheated
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: with a man or a woman. But like, why would
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: you feel the need to stay with someone like that?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you have your own inherent value and get
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: up out of that relationship. But then, when you think
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: about the fact that Whitney is that mom on TikTok
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: who was TikTok dancing next to her sick son with RSV,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: is that what it's called the riskoty a sick child
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: in an incubator. So the incubator's right here and she's
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: over here dancing a TikTok dance and uploading it to TikTok.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: It went viral because it was so ridiculous and people
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe it, and she got huge backlash for it
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: because it's preposterous and the world that we live in
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: is preposterous, and she's emblematic of why it's preposterous. This
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: is the woman who was by her child and an incubator,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: so you deserve your husband to be gay.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I can't believe.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: That was the same chick. When you told me that,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: I was like mind blown because I connected the dots.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, I knew she looked familiar.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: That's her basic white chick on TikTok dancing in front
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: of her sick baby wild.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: The time that we live, the brain rots, the brain,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: spiritual rot. We're rotted as and she's our figurehead.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Definitely. I mean, seriously, when we all like when the
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: society ends and find our artifacts. Seriously, when fine it
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: and they find these videos that went viral, they're gonna
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: be like, Wow, what an interesting stupid species.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean honestly, I mean, in one hundred years,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: if we're still around, I gather that we will be
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: just looking back at this generation and well, all of
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: everybody alone right now, and what we put up with
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: and what we deemed entertainment. Also what we did to
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: the planet. I'm not going to get started, but like,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: we're just gonna be the laughing stock of every epoch,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: every era, every millennia of time ever.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: This is going to be called the brain ritter.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: This is the worst, the Wally generation of TikTok Oh
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: even worse.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then we have Whitney gathering all the girls
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: at the mom Talk House because she has some news
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: to tell all of them. She wants to share with
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: them that her husband's gay. Not really, she's the subtext. Yeah,
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: that's the subtext. She wants to tell everybody her secret.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: She wants to be out and open because after the
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: whole scandal with Taylor and her swinging parties and her orgies,
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: she wants everybody to be transparent. So she gathers everybody,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: she starts crying, and she tells everybody about the rumor
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: on Reddit about her husband Connor having a tender profile
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: was true, and it's actually because he has a porn
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: addiction shocker. But he didn't cheat on me with anybody physically.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: He never hooked up with anybody, sure Jam. He never
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: met with anybody, Sure Jam. He was just sending nudes
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: and videos and dick pics to these girls, sure Jam,
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: which I'm sure are gonna get released, I hope.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know you're going to be looking
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: those They're OnlyFans, You're you know you're paying that nineteen
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: ninety nine. Yeah, you can have access to all of
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: those videos and photographs. Yeah.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: So she tells all the girls this and all of
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: them are shocked, and then Taylor's like, oh, yeah, by
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: the way, I'm pregnant.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stealing Whitney's thunder. Whitney actually gets upset, like, well,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: this was supposed to be a powow so I could
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: share my trauma and I could get the validation, validation
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: that I needed. And here comes Taylor as usual, taking
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: all the attention with her pregnancy, with.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Her being like, yeah, I was pregnant by Dakota's love child,
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: but then I started bleeding and so I went to
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: the yard and they said it was probably a miscarriage
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: or maybe like in a topic pregnancy, like whatever that is.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Like, so, yeah, it's I'm pretty sad about it. Yeah,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: it's exactly Taylor.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Are you okay? And so there's Whitney sitting there all
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: translucent and unhappy yep, and nobody's talking about her anymore. Yeah,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I guess. Some people on Reddit were saying that in
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: high school, Whitney was the quintessential popular mean girl, and
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: that going into this reality show, she had ideas of
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: kind of emerging as the number one girl in the group,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: like Janet from the Valley That's right, John from the Value,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: like all these ideas, these dreams, these big visions like
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Cody Brown, and like, it didn't work out that way.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: And you can kind of see in the first episode
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: and in these coming up episodes just how everything falls
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: apart for her.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I which I love, I love it. I love it.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: I love to see it because those were the girls
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: that were mean to me in high school.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: An I'm sorry, I don't care.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe a good person, but I love to see that. Yeah,
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to see her be the real villain.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Like I want to see her get more bitchy because
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: it just in this first episode. Yeah, she's sitting there
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: bitching about Taylor stealing her thunder, like why you're sharing
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: a traumatic, terrible secret, Like did you want it to
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: be this big old thing?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Well, I felt in the way that they moved on
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: so quickly to Taylor, that all of those girls had
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: already talked about that a lot and had already come
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: up to the already come up with their own conclusions
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: that he was on grind her and tender and that
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: it was real and that's why she went to Hawaii.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: So they already knew. Yeah, and so this is not
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: some surprise revelation. They're shocking the group right now, Whitney,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: we've been new.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: But Whitney's been on a beach in Hawaii this all
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: entire time, So she thought nobody knew, But no, everybody's
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: been knowing.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: We've been talking about it too.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: So good. Yeah, and then we have Taylor and her boyfriend,
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: fentanyl edict Dakota going to some burger joint or something
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: having a date. And the only reason why this was
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: interesting was because Dakota, fentanyl addict, is telling Taylor, I
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: don't want you partying anymore if I'm going to go
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: back to the Mormon Temple and the Mormon Church and
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Mormon God. On Kolob, I need a good girl who's
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: not gonna be partying, not gonna be drinking, not gonna
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: be fucking. So you can't drink and no more partying.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: And Taylor's like, yeah, I know it's not happen.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Just the audacity though you've gone out and spent all
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: these years just doing drugs and partying and living it up,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: and now that you have to get sober because if
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you don't, you're gonna die. You want to visit that
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: upon everybody else and change the way that they live
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: their lives. That's not how it works. You have to
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: have that inner inspiration to stay sober. You shouldn't need
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Taylor to do it now. At the same time, on
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: the other end of that, if my husband was struggling
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: with addiction, yep, I mean I would want to support
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: him in every way and I would not want that
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: shit around him, and I would not partaking it, partake
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: in it, but I would probably resent it if all
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: of a sudden he was in the AA and now
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: he thought it was alcoholic and I couldn't drink. Oh,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: for sure, Yeah, get fucked a little bit. I agree, Dakota.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Also, do we think he's so handsome? Because Taylor was
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: going on and on and on about how he looked
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: like Jake Jillenhall and he.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Was full of shit.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: But the photos I can see that you would think
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: somebody like that is handsome.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: If that's what you that's what you like, you like,
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: you like yourself a metro sexual man, that's fine. But
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: when you see him actually animating on camera, I'm like, no,
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: it's just a gumby motherfucker.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: That's like a gum.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: That's what makes me wonder if Taylor's on something else,
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: something else that's impairing her vision a little bit.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Like a dick, like somebody else's dick.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, like another substance. But yeah, maybe another maybe.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe she has a variott dis Yeah, I don't know,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: but Dakota is not it, honey. And if he's cheating
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: on you looking like that, being a fentanyl addict probably
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: doesn't work. How do you have a job as a
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: fentanyl addict?
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Serious?
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Imagine being a fentanyl added I understand, like heroin's bad,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: and yeah, I don't see how somebody can have a
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: job on heroin. Maybe it's done, maybe they do it,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: but like ventanel, sounds even worse. We're just doped up
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: and sleeping and nodding off the entire time. He doesn't
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: have a job. No, he's not employable. Taylor's making all
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: the money, and yet you're going to presume to tell
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: her how to live her life. Get fucked, Dakota.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: The mandacity of it all true, can't true. And then
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: the last scene, Yeah, this epic that we call secret
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Lives and Morbid Wives is bodycam footage from the Utah
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Police Department or whatever, and it's Taylor screaming, well, actually no,
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: it's Dakota. No, it's some lady nine will one call, yeah,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: saying I hear domestic violence the neighbor. Somebody's shouting, somebody's
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: throwing shit like it's crazy, get out here now. And
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: the cops arrive and Dakota's like, she's throwing chairs at me,
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: she's insane, she's crazy. You need to talk to her.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: And the cops go and talk to Taylor.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: And Taylor's being a predictable female abuse her and trying
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: to paint it as Dakota was scaring her. And then
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: he put his hands on her. When what he did,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: if I recall correctly because I watched that body Can footage,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: is he pushed her out of the house because her
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: kids were in there. He pushed her out of the
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: house or placed her into the garage. And when he
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: did that and man handled her in that way, and
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think he did it violently, and he was
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: sober at the time. So he puts her in the garage,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: she picks up some metal folding chair and throws it
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: at him, hits him, hits a kid, and flips the
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: fuck out, And so she ends up being the one
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: who gets arrested for domestic violence, which is just shocking
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: to her in the moment, because so many of these
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: women just think that they're going to get away with
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: it because they're women. But no, if you're an abusive
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: piece of shit and you're fucking blackout drunk and you're violent,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: and if they could hear you through the door when
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: they came up, then you're gonna go to jail. And
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: she did with p and her pants and everything. My god,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Know, because she was pissed drunk.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she said, I was so scared.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: I was so scared. No, you were drunk, Yeah, you
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: were drug as fuck. You're slurry your words on this
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: body cam footage.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: But whatever.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: We have the season preview, which is after the arrest,
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: and Taylor been like, that was the worst.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Moment of my life because I was humiliated.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: After all of this drama, swinger scandal, mom talking, you're
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: humiliating pregnant, miscarriage, and now you get arrested and now
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: you're pregnant again. Yeah, oh my god with Dakota's baby.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Uh, goad Dakota's baby, Oh my god. And can you
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: imagine him the father baby girl?
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: No?
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, big yikes, big yikes.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: And then we have everybody fighting to be queen Bee
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: of mom talk, as if that's what we need to
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: be doing in life, is fighting for status of mom talk.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: And then we have people showing their swollen vaginas. What
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: did you see that?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Jesse? Was it Jesse?
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Somebody one of the girls, but she literally had.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: She pierced it or something, and she was showing them.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I think she did something, had some sort of a
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: procedure maybe of a jazzle, a jazzle done to her
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: lips and stuff like that. So she was pulling down her.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh God, I don't.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Need to see that.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: And then one of the girls talking about how she's
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: never experienced an orgasm ever, Layla.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the beautiful black girl that I want to know
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: more about. Girl she had two kids and never had
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: one orgasm.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: This is what I'm talking about.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Mormon maraty Jesus Christ, Oh my God, men who don't
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: give women orgasms. Now, she could be faking it, but
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I doubt he doesn't know that she doesn't come, or
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: that she's not pleased, and he's just fine to stick
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: it in, rub it around and that's it and it
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: They just want their pencils wet. They don't care God.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: These Mormon they do, these Cody Brown's of the world.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: And then we have a Mormon's going to a strip club.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: It looks like drinking. Okay, its not Mormon, No, not
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Mormon at all, but they say they're Mormon. They're going
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: to strip clubs. And then everybody's drinking. And then somebody
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: says everybody has a secret. So I feel like everybody's
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: got some shit to hide, all right, And I'm living
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: for it, truly.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: You liked it a lot didn't you. Yeah, I know,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: well we need a little excitement after plaith though, Yeah,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: to say the least, yep, And so yeah, I'm looking
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: forward to it. It's like Mormonism, like which we are
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: dealing with with Sister Wives, of course, but it's like
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: turbo Mormonism.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: And it's fake Mormonism.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: It's trashy Mormonism, trashy. It's like, is it even Mormon? No,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: it's not really Mormons. A bunch of young, trashy girls,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: which we love.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: It's great.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I'm enjoying it now. What I did here I wanted
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: to share with you was that Taylor who was kind
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: of being set up as the main girl, number one
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: girl in the group, who's again with Dakota getting pregnant
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: in all of this, Like she was actually filmed as
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: a secondary character. Huh yeah, for whatever reason. And I
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: think Whitney was getting the bigger cut or the bit
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: more time. Some of the other girls were getting more time.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: And then everything happened with the swinger scandal and also
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: her arrest and all of this other shit started happening.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: They brought her back in for additional filming and recutting
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: certain things, and now she's coming out as the number
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: one girl in the group. Oh my, but she wasn't
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: supposed to be initially. It wasn't like that initially. Yeah.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Interesting. Well, and there's no like tell hell or anything
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: with this show, right, I don't think so, like ending
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: reunion or anything like that day.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Not that I know of. But there's gonna be a
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: season two.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: There's gotta be, because this is blowing up the internet
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: right now. Yeah, I'm living for it.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I was very entertained. Are you guys watching? What do
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: you guys think about?
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: It?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Isn't too trashy for you? This is a dumpster.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, like, where else is there supposed.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: To be trash but a dumpster?
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: I liked it.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I look forward to continuing me too. Now I do
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: want to just address the elephant in the room, and
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: it's me.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Oh god, I wasn't gonna say anything.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Editor put my six hundred pound life music ride here. No,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: but which is that? I think the season finale of
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Platform is happening this week, and normally we have a
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: review and we put it up within a few days,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: but we can't do that this week. So these are
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: the only two videos you're getting the Sister Wives video
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: from earlier and then this video, and then next week
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: we're gonna come back and we're gonna cover Plathfills, so
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a delay, but we definitely will
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: get to it, so make sure you hang with us, babes, babes,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: all right, is there anything else that we need to
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: say to these beautiful raccoons before we get up on
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: outa here? Beatrice?
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Well, if you love our podcast, I sure hope break
• 39:54
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• 39:56
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• 40:00
  Speaker 3: the pod, and we really appreciate it.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Thank you, everybody.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: We will be back next week to cover Sister Wives,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and also welcome to platfill
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: so alat going on next week. Make sure you come
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: back for that, and until then, please do not forget
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: that we have nothing but love for you and I
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: personally I mean that.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love them so much.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I call her and I'm just crying. I'm crying
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: about it, just how much I love you guys. So
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: don't forget that.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: And peace