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SQZ A55 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_03: Well now this is good.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh th you know, you know how sometimes when you try to go get a license plate uh that is a vanity plate that you want a certain phrase on it, and sometimes the DMV, you know, the the fun suckers that they seem to be more often than not won't let you have something, even if it's really pretty clean.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh the gold digger one in Corning is the one that I always see.
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  SPEAKER_03: See, they let that one happen.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I love that there's also a Harry Potter one in the area.
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  SPEAKER_03: I I see a lot of Well, that's a tough one because all those words are so long.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I think it's like H-R-Y-P-T-T-R or something like that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Harry Potter.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, this is great.
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  SPEAKER_03: This uh older lady in Florida uh randomly received a new license plate.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, I mean it's time sometimes that happens.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: We got a piece of paper over there.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh the license plate she received did not request it.
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  SPEAKER_03: This actually came from the Florida DMV.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: The letters are SQZ-A55.
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  SPEAKER_03: Her friends at the retirement community.
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  SPEAKER_03: Her friends at the retirement community are encouraging her to keep it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I looked at it and I said, I don't think so.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think a woman that lives in a senior community that's going to be 77 years old next month will be driving around with what this plate has to say.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm resigning to it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I figured maybe it was just destined to be on my car.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can handle it if I get a few honks here and there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Actually, being over 70, I might like a few honks.
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  SPEAKER_03: See?
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  SPEAKER_03: See, she switched her gears as she was going through that.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's like, yeah, why not?
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  SPEAKER_03: Get squeeze ass on your plate.
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  SPEAKER_03: Who doesn't love a little squeeze ass?
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  SPEAKER_03: You know what I'm saying?
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  SPEAKER_03: I love that the DMV, which usually is very strict, is the one that screwed this one off.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I I think those those letters and numbers together, you wouldn't necessarily at first go, oh, squeeze ass.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, somebody did.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know they did.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you think somebody's in the background?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like all those Disney movies that they put adult humor in, they slip it in here and there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_02: They know it's it's the kids that don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: For the for this, somebody knew.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, God, yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know that they knew it was going to a 77-year-old woman in a retirement community.
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  SPEAKER_02: God, I wish I had that one.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then I'm gonna give it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I love that.
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  SPEAKER_03: You want squeeze ass?
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  SPEAKER_03: I do.
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  SPEAKER_03: We can ask Heather.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, we'll see if New York will let it fly.
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  SPEAKER_03: That would be awesome.
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  SPEAKER_03: You get squeezed ass, which is SQZ A55.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're gonna get it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Heather, look this up right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, she can't.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's on gallbladder uh surgery.
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  SPEAKER_02: As if she can't get in the system.
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  SPEAKER_02: Come on.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't think it works like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's not like ours.
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're like Jeff, you know, we'll text you two minutes after you leave to look something up in one of our backgrounds.
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  SPEAKER_03: Lay down for bed and he's like, hey, can you look in your system?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, Jeff, I just went to bed.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh but uh why don't you try going to bed instead of throwing back beers this early in RM, just saying.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um, that all being said, I got this for you too.
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  SPEAKER_03: You ready?
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  SPEAKER_02: He's ruthless today.
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  SPEAKER_02: I am on it, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: I am done.
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you get a lot of sleep?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm just, yeah, I've only got four dogs in the house.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is great.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_03: Nobody's safe.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, then I'm gonna come over to this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not even me.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I want you to uh enjoy this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here, here you go.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm not even gonna set this up.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is my impression of a doorstopper singing creeds with arms wide open.
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  SPEAKER_01: With arms wide open, oh yo yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
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  SPEAKER_01: Welcome to yo yo yo, this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I tried this yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was trying to tell this to our coworker, Jim, and I as I was doing it, it was terrible.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was like, with ups wide open, blah blah blah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he's like, I don't think this is translating.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is not quite.
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  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of Jim, did you guys see our reels or our TikTok?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's on both.
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  SPEAKER_02: There, I did the three second, it's it's technically the three-second challenge, but it's fake.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you haven't watched it, you do need to go watch it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Basically, basically, I was telling all of our coworkers, I said, okay, I'm gonna start the the the stopwatch on my phone.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you tell me when to stop, you gotta land on three seconds exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I already I already had the three seconds set up, yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then I would touch the phone.
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  SPEAKER_02: So every single person, that because of course they got it right every time.
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  SPEAKER_02: Every single person was like, Oh, it's so easy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, all you gotta do is just gotta count three seconds, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if any of them have watched it yet, if they all know it's fake.
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  SPEAKER_02: Actually, hey Melissa! Melissa's one of them that I got.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, and Scott, I said to Scott, while you're filming this, don't break character, don't say anything.
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  SPEAKER_03: So then afterwards he goes, You know, Allie, you forgot to hit the start on the Well, you didn't tell me in advance what you were doing, and I was your I was your camera person.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I and and so you're like, you know, you forgot to hit the start.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, that's the joke.
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  SPEAKER_03: But you didn't tell me in advance.
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  SPEAKER_03: I had no clue that was common.
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  SPEAKER_02: So anyway, we'll we'll we'll get Melissa in here in a second, see if she actually knows that that was a fake out.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, would you pay to fix your resting bitch face?
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  SPEAKER_02: I know two people.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hey, Melissa's on her way in in a minute.
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  SPEAKER_03: We'll find out.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.