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- 0:04Speaker 1: M hmm.
- 0:08Speaker 2: How about what hell? What what it ain't?
- 0:12Speaker 3: What a dude burning suck? Nah, damn damn. I felt
- 0:18Speaker 3: like it was a little m J.
- 0:19Speaker 4: Davi.
- 0:20Speaker 3: She like sock suck like salt. Bitches.
- 0:24Speaker 4: Welcome to this week's episode of Winding On Dancity of
- 0:27Speaker 4: the podcast.
- 0:28Speaker 3: What's Up, Fuckers.
- 0:33Speaker 4: I'm your host Brandy Sea Card.
- 0:36Speaker 3: No Sea Card. What is his name?
- 0:39Speaker 2: He said, brother, this Sea Card. That's what he's saying.
- 0:42Speaker 4: Card, That's what he's saying. And I'm joined by two
- 0:45Speaker 4: of my favorite fuckers in the world.
- 0:48Speaker 2: What's happening, fuckers?
- 0:50Speaker 4: How you're feeling this home?
- 0:52Speaker 2: Feeling this ship? No more than like door.
- 0:59Speaker 4: It's all the fools out there. I gotta say it
- 1:03Speaker 4: for my people in East l A. Oh, we're going
- 1:06Speaker 4: to hell. You're venido, I know, t c us Delta
- 1:14Speaker 4: see and come on the Florida YouTube.
- 1:19Speaker 2: And the bitty bitty.
- 1:20Speaker 4: Bo ay yah ya came on way something, come on.
- 1:30Speaker 4: I don't remember.
- 1:33Speaker 2: That.
- 1:35Speaker 5: What was that my little Mexican spot yesterday? And she
- 1:38Speaker 5: said said something, ma'am.
- 1:42Speaker 2: You know, I said, oh, I know that day.
- 1:45Speaker 4: For the record, for all of our new followers who
- 1:47Speaker 4: you know, found us, that wasn't us trying to be funny.
- 1:51Speaker 4: We do actually say, you know, being a venido, I
- 1:55Speaker 4: know TCUs delta. And for those of y'all who don't
- 1:57Speaker 4: know the Spanish or the Spanglish like we do, that's
- 2:00Speaker 4: basement news in Spanish because we ain't showing the spaceman.
- 2:04Speaker 4: Yeah m hm oh we're well looked up. Yeah yeah,
- 2:09Speaker 4: So what's New York? Yeah? Uh uh oh, hey je
- 2:16Speaker 4: happy birthday? Showing him happy fortieth? How did it he
- 2:19Speaker 4: will be forty years old in one day?
- 2:21Speaker 5: Yeah, bitch, I'm tired, been there, my knees hurt, done
- 2:28Speaker 5: that my sciatic adding up?
- 2:31Speaker 4: Okay, damn without that's like you need to stretch.
- 2:35Speaker 3: I ain't got that.
- 2:35Speaker 4: Ain't got that.
- 2:36Speaker 2: As sleep with my arm. Woke up this morning night
- 2:40Speaker 2: something funny. They got the gout. There's not out, not
- 2:45Speaker 2: the I don't need that.
- 2:47Speaker 5: My stepfather I'm getting it sometimes too, in his legs
- 2:51Speaker 5: and stuff. You know, he drives for a living. So
- 2:53Speaker 5: when you know you're sitting for long period and time
- 2:55Speaker 5: and all that. But so let's have a semi adult
- 3:01Speaker 5: conversation real quick. Got ready, it's kind of serious.
- 3:07Speaker 2: You nigga.
- 3:08Speaker 4: Well to y'all my niggas, and to them fuckers, fuckers, fuckers.
- 3:14Speaker 3: So it's only because y'all knew.
- 3:17Speaker 4: It's it's the end of June. It's about to be
- 3:19Speaker 4: fourth of July weekend. I am off next week, my nigga,
- 3:23Speaker 4: and I can't wait this week my summer vacation.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mmm. And I can.
- 3:29Speaker 4: By the time y'all see this, Shauna will be back.
- 3:31Speaker 4: You know, she'll be extra extra brown skin. Because that
- 3:34Speaker 4: that does it. He ain't nothing to play it from
- 3:35Speaker 4: what I've been told, I've never been to veg be
- 3:38Speaker 4: popping short SPF.
- 3:41Speaker 2: I'm taking some mess ninety two. Find the ship. I
- 3:44Speaker 2: can't afford no burns. I hate before that fucking regular
- 3:49Speaker 2: water make that you burn.
- 3:50Speaker 4: Damn damn that that doesn't that doesn't ain't No.
- 3:55Speaker 2: Jont Man have a hell of a tain.
- 3:57Speaker 5: So this part of me probably gonna still be this,
- 4:02Speaker 5: but the rest of me might look like like your
- 4:05Speaker 5: test is still light skin.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Know, yeah, I'm gonna tell you the truth. She might
- 4:11Speaker 1: well be surprised that she come back with She come
- 4:14Speaker 1: back with timelines because they hold about to show out.
- 4:18Speaker 1: Teddy's gonna be out. So back to this the serious
- 4:22Speaker 1: adult conversation.
- 4:23Speaker 4: Y'all, Hey, we took it. You know, it's fine, It's fine.
- 4:27Speaker 4: It happens.
- 4:31Speaker 2: It's time to replace the pillows on my bend. I understand.
- 4:35Speaker 2: I need a whole new mattress.
- 4:37Speaker 4: Maybe I gotta go to I gotta go to t J.
- 4:39Speaker 4: Max Andrew home good soon because.
- 4:41Speaker 2: And don't forget about the Ross. Oh yeah, Ross does
- 4:45Speaker 2: bid stuff.
- 4:47Speaker 4: I need some new bed linens, saying now blast not
- 4:51Speaker 4: me and Sean was talking. Now, those are y'all from Baltimore.
- 4:53Speaker 4: In case I can't tell about the accents and ship
- 4:56Speaker 4: the dudes in the tubes. I don't talk like that,
- 4:58Speaker 4: but by the acts, we're from Baltimore, Baltimore. Yes, he
- 5:04Speaker 4: did it, Yeah.
- 5:06Speaker 3: He did it. Yeah he did. I'm gonna let him leave.
- 5:09Speaker 3: We won't let him leave. In a minute.
- 5:10Speaker 4: What you want to say, No, I'm talking.
- 5:13Speaker 3: I'm talking about her.
- 5:14Speaker 4: With his face face to get stuck.
- 5:16Speaker 2: He don't talk. I don't, he don't, I don't.
- 5:21Speaker 3: He just don't say, Dad, I don't.
- 5:28Speaker 4: They enunciated you talking about it. I want Baltimore came
- 5:34Speaker 4: out over, came out of her real quick.
- 5:38Speaker 2: Sure a dog.
- 5:44Speaker 3: I was talking.
- 5:47Speaker 2: Yeah, we was looking for with the dummy again. He
- 5:51Speaker 2: was about to call up the dummy and.
- 5:56Speaker 4: I would have know what's going on us? Now, how
- 5:58Speaker 4: y'all feeling.
- 5:59Speaker 3: Chah cool coming off? You know?
- 6:01Speaker 1: A little somber week. Yesterday was my director's last day.
- 6:06Speaker 1: Oh damn yeah, that sucks. And I gave an edible one.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Told heis was like, that's.
- 6:13Speaker 2: You didn't get it?
- 6:14Speaker 3: Lay No, no, no, no, no, no, she go she.
- 6:19Speaker 1: No.
- 6:19Speaker 3: I told her, I gave it. I was like, here's
- 6:21Speaker 3: my part and gift.
- 6:23Speaker 5: Lady gonna be in the house pop locking it. Don't
- 6:25Speaker 5: even know why.
- 6:27Speaker 1: I told like Terry Crew, No, I told her. I
- 6:35Speaker 1: told it was like, I was like, listen, I don't
- 6:38Speaker 1: you say that. You you know you say, I don't
- 6:40Speaker 1: know how you do it, but you might want to
- 6:42Speaker 1: cut this when I have.
- 6:43Speaker 3: That's just I'm not gonna cut this.
- 6:45Speaker 5: They take too long to kick in and you in
- 6:47Speaker 5: the house doing something. The next thing you know, you
- 6:49Speaker 5: get slapped in the back of your neck like Jesus saying.
- 6:52Speaker 4: Now, I'm gonna tell you all this behind the seas. No,
- 6:56Speaker 4: I don't know if I took it because I have
- 6:58Speaker 4: it the fourth wall. Hey, y'all, today's date is I
- 7:07Speaker 4: have not edited the episodes that actually would have aired
- 7:10Speaker 4: by the time y'all seen this yet because we bat
- 7:13Speaker 4: recorded episode the time, so yeah to do Yeah yeah,
- 7:17Speaker 4: I haven't recorded me edited those episodes yet. A certain
- 7:21Speaker 4: somebody at the other end of the table got a
- 7:22Speaker 4: little happy with the edible last two episodes and may
- 7:26Speaker 4: or may not have been nodding off.
- 7:29Speaker 1: George, I told you when Shauna told that story, closed visualized.
- 7:36Speaker 4: A visualize every time. Thank the little hunt that you
- 7:40Speaker 4: found her.
- 7:42Speaker 3: Oh ship, I see what you That's what I was doing.
- 7:47Speaker 4: Milestone whatever you say, niggas alright, No, that was that
- 7:55Speaker 4: was comes from girl like for you. That's what. Don't
- 8:03Speaker 4: you care for me?
- 8:06Speaker 3: Like got care back?
- 8:09Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's my stone, My bad.
- 8:11Speaker 2: I'm laughing wrong, that's the performance. But that's that's still.
- 8:15Speaker 4: Don't take away from the fact that this nigga was
- 8:17Speaker 4: how high last episode he was.
- 8:21Speaker 2: So mm hmmm mm hmm. Always wait for some pop
- 8:26Speaker 2: his head up and say amen.
- 8:28Speaker 4: M wow, that's crazy. Do we have to have an
- 8:31Speaker 4: edible intervention my niggah? Okay, I said, hell no, you
- 8:35Speaker 4: can't be done enough. While we're recording now, they might
- 8:38Speaker 4: think you want that stuff from Baltimore?
- 8:42Speaker 2: Whoa lean?
- 8:44Speaker 4: Now he was just ten dollars ship. Now, if the
- 8:46Speaker 4: nigga started talking out of the frame.
- 8:49Speaker 3: I would have pushed him and I wouldn't. I wanted
- 8:52Speaker 3: to touch that gun.
- 8:53Speaker 4: So what did he talk about?
- 8:55Speaker 2: Neil from the Major? He would have been like, pop
- 8:57Speaker 2: bag up like a week. M hm. You thought you've
- 9:00Speaker 2: been dusted a Lectus and the monk and ship.
- 9:02Speaker 4: No, you want that stuff in that nigga, I'm gonna
- 9:05Speaker 4: call your mother. Robin scared me. I'm grown, I'm damn
- 9:09Speaker 4: near forty. Robin still scared me to this day. Yeah,
- 9:11Speaker 4: both they mother scared the hell out of me. I
- 9:12Speaker 4: don't play with them.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Scared me.
- 9:16Speaker 5: I just feel like mommy. Robing know how to tussle.
- 9:18Speaker 5: So I don't want no beef.
- 9:19Speaker 4: She had three sons, she knows how they niggas in checks.
- 9:22Speaker 4: I don't want no beef none.
- 9:26Speaker 2: You see this? Mind lay here.
- 9:27Speaker 4: And hey, hey man, I know you're watching this. Yeah
- 9:30Speaker 4: she's skinned me too. She's little, but I know she
- 9:32Speaker 4: knows how to fight.
- 9:33Speaker 2: She she raised five boys.
- 9:35Speaker 4: She probably got to raised blade under toil. Damn, you
- 9:40Speaker 4: get your slicing and dicing and my boot your preacher's wife.
- 9:43Speaker 1: Now, but you know she always she whooped your assa.
- 9:51Speaker 2: Lay hands on you in the name of Jesus.
- 9:53Speaker 4: After she whipped your ass and you laying on the
- 9:54Speaker 4: ground and started sinking a tall boy the nigga drinking
- 10:05Speaker 4: slit small looking.
- 10:09Speaker 2: Slit small. I ain't represent.
- 10:15Speaker 3: What was it? Always always an represent like know that's
- 10:18Speaker 3: how we represented.
- 10:19Speaker 2: We not were not because they created it to get
- 10:21Speaker 2: towards us looking.
- 10:23Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't.
- 10:24Speaker 2: That's why they had Billy defined as and immercials back.
- 10:26Speaker 4: And so they released the Ravens Raven's Flop. I'm an
- 10:37Speaker 4: Eagles fan, but I support the home team. Go Birds.
- 10:41Speaker 4: I mean yeah, go Birds, and we're still flop. I
- 10:44Speaker 4: can support both this year because they don't play each
- 10:46Speaker 4: other this season.
- 10:47Speaker 2: So I was, like the schedule.
- 10:51Speaker 4: I did, saw the Eagle schedule first and then I
- 10:54Speaker 4: saw the Ravens schedule. But you know, go Ravens Bravens flop.
- 10:59Speaker 4: We should dress one day in purple shirts.
- 11:01Speaker 2: I'm my favorite color anyway, mine is.
- 11:05Speaker 3: Blue mine or be a Laker scared That's okay.
- 11:09Speaker 4: It was just skittles, I said, Lakers, Yeah, Lakers.
- 11:18Speaker 2: We'll allow it. You know, is he your career? Brose
- 11:24Speaker 2: you A Hebrew is real like God.
- 11:30Speaker 4: That explains so much because he like gays probably don't
- 11:35Speaker 4: tried to kill me, so he not. Hebrew is real
- 11:37Speaker 4: like they know they homophobic. So damn the did I
- 11:40Speaker 4: like facts or facts?
- 11:42Speaker 2: Damn?
- 11:43Speaker 3: Yo?
- 11:43Speaker 5: All right, well I was informed and when I found,
- 11:47Speaker 5: when I finally get some that the man probably gonna
- 11:51Speaker 5: press George.
- 11:52Speaker 1: You know what I mean, he isna be all right,
- 11:55Speaker 1: it's gonna beat your money in this bitch maybe right.
- 11:58Speaker 4: Raging rapids that's the episode title, Raging Rapids to Raging rappits.
- 12:10Speaker 2: I got so, I got the song.
- 12:19Speaker 4: What's the song?
- 12:21Speaker 2: It's just those rainy days spent the last time to
- 12:25Speaker 2: wash away.
- 12:29Speaker 5: All those rain's not times trying to wash away.
- 12:35Speaker 3: I think that's what everybody look at.
- 12:37Speaker 4: You see that the title.
- 12:42Speaker 2: This is why mind said it's something wrong with us.
- 12:44Speaker 2: This is why.
- 12:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 12:47Speaker 1: But see with y'all niggas, what y'all don't realize is
- 12:50Speaker 1: that you y'all, I'll just be witnessing how we just
- 12:53Speaker 1: organically just pull ship together.
- 12:56Speaker 4: This is the thing, and I think this is this
- 12:58Speaker 4: is our straw suit that separates us a lot of
- 13:00Speaker 4: other podcasts.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Our bio is correct. We are childhood friends that we
- 13:04Speaker 2: don't just talking ship for an hour's Eventually, we.
- 13:09Speaker 4: Were trying to feel like I'll sitting here chilling with
- 13:10Speaker 4: your people for a whole hour talking ship about random ship.
- 13:12Speaker 4: You know what your people get the conversations get serious.
- 13:15Speaker 4: You have funny ship, get a little raunchy you don't.
- 13:17Speaker 4: That's like like it and stuff like the sun like
- 13:21Speaker 4: so like that.
- 13:21Speaker 3: We don't cousins that she was waiting for to show up.
- 13:26Speaker 2: Ship.
- 13:32Speaker 5: But the kids say Burgh was bursting. Bursted shout out
- 13:37Speaker 5: to hate Tony TV. He made one of them videos.
- 13:40Speaker 5: You are if you see this total we we.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Missed miss administrator? Where is the manustrator?
- 13:49Speaker 4: And it's time for Question of the week. You are
- 13:52Speaker 4: ready to question the week?
- 13:56Speaker 2: Bom bomb.
- 14:01Speaker 4: Shoot and then the question of the week segment of
- 14:05Speaker 4: the show.
- 14:05Speaker 3: I scattered him with shady bitch, that's what you get.
- 14:08Speaker 4: You should have, bitch that you yet should have out
- 14:13Speaker 4: here blowing horse.
- 14:13Speaker 3: We can blow the horse, bitch you nobody.
- 14:16Speaker 2: I said what you did that ship, bro? I said
- 14:20Speaker 2: what you did? I know you're not talking.
- 14:23Speaker 4: Mister.
- 14:24Speaker 2: I shoot early I find have been taking a lot
- 14:30Speaker 2: of different ways. That was the point I had one
- 14:32Speaker 2: of those.
- 14:35Speaker 4: Leg I didn't know what transferred because every time I
- 14:38Speaker 4: saw talking, he's what, that's what bro ain't no motherfucking up.
- 14:49Speaker 2: Anyway that that's nothing.
- 14:52Speaker 3: That ain't something that you could.
- 14:53Speaker 4: Be like shop shooting on the fis for.
- 14:57Speaker 2: Shooting and knowing the question that he stepping.
- 15:02Speaker 4: At the show. I scoured it into webs reading my
- 15:05Speaker 4: TikTok fip page because where the hell it's what I look?
- 15:08Speaker 4: I find videos save him child, second group check and
- 15:11Speaker 4: read him on the show for y'all ready to get
- 15:14Speaker 4: into this one.
- 15:16Speaker 2: He got some foolish in my spirits. My left just
- 15:20Speaker 2: started taking. He got some bullshit. It might be tweaking
- 15:27Speaker 2: a little harder. It's the most action I got along time? Baby?
- 15:35Speaker 2: What did you talk about that?
- 15:36Speaker 5: Later? Okay, So I'm going to tell y'all this last
- 15:41Speaker 5: week I had a sex dream and were one of
- 15:45Speaker 5: my co workers. He's been my co work for a
- 15:49Speaker 5: long time. I used to work for a five years
- 15:51Speaker 5: ago and then we worked together again. But it was
- 15:53Speaker 5: so random because I'd be excellent little for forgiveness lusting
- 15:57Speaker 5: over that lady husband, but uh.
- 15:59Speaker 2: Ain't not never. This has always been real nice, It's
- 16:01Speaker 2: always been cool. So it was so fucking random. I
- 16:04Speaker 2: woke up like.
- 16:11Speaker 5: And I went to work this doing the weekend. I
- 16:14Speaker 5: got to work Monday, and I saw it. While I
- 16:17Speaker 5: was walking there, I could look that man straight in
- 16:19Speaker 5: his because of the things he did to me and
- 16:22Speaker 5: my damn dream.
- 16:22Speaker 3: Let me tell you, I knew, I knew it.
- 16:25Speaker 2: I know he walked like that thing hanglo, I knew
- 16:28Speaker 2: it it.
- 16:29Speaker 3: Let me tell you something, I know it.
- 16:31Speaker 1: You might not be thinking about that nigga, but that
- 16:34Speaker 1: nigga might be thinking about ship.
- 16:36Speaker 2: What's that transference?
- 16:38Speaker 3: Might be energy? Energy transfer?
- 16:40Speaker 2: That thing damn flipped it in reverse to him. My
- 16:42Speaker 2: damn yep. Yeah, And I'm telling you I'll walk uput
- 16:48Speaker 2: my sleep.
- 16:48Speaker 1: Like in my experience and my experience as a massage
- 16:52Speaker 1: stapist energy transference as well, and like it sometimes like
- 16:58Speaker 1: ain't touch me. But y'all if y'all shared the same
- 17:02Speaker 1: you know, the same area in the same are you
- 17:05Speaker 1: like you said, you walk past this nigga, oh, and.
- 17:07Speaker 3: That that ship, that ship, that ship sticks to you.
- 17:11Speaker 4: Like sometimes when you can think about somebody or somebody
- 17:14Speaker 4: pops in your brain. You thinking about them real heavy.
- 17:17Speaker 4: They're probably thinking about your ass too, dream about baby
- 17:24Speaker 4: question of the week like I said, they might not,
- 17:26Speaker 4: but I will.
- 17:30Speaker 2: Clear brother will be saying what was.
- 17:36Speaker 4: Beat regular him? Okay, what's the craziest thing a man
- 17:46Speaker 4: has ever said to you? He cheated because I felt
- 17:49Speaker 4: lonely and ignored. Mind you, I was at the hospital dying.
- 17:55Speaker 2: I hope you told him to jump off the nearest bridge.
- 17:59Speaker 4: You can't say that.
- 18:04Speaker 3: That. Nigga said.
- 18:07Speaker 2: She in the house would have time. I'm so lonely.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Left me alone.
- 18:11Speaker 2: He left me alone. Nigga leaving alone.
- 18:15Speaker 5: He's about to be a lonely bitch for real, not
- 18:18Speaker 5: the way he operates. He been and left her as
- 18:21Speaker 5: right after the Federal.
- 18:24Speaker 4: Be like Bobby bon Matt.
- 18:27Speaker 2: Now he's gonna have this bitch show up in her dress.
- 18:30Speaker 2: Ches waiting if you think you're lonely, now, just waiting
- 18:36Speaker 2: until tonight.
- 18:42Speaker 4: Next one.
- 18:42Speaker 2: I can't be in two places at one time.
- 18:49Speaker 4: Yes, let's go to the next one. That's the craziest
- 18:52Speaker 4: thing a man has ever said to you. I'll be
- 18:55Speaker 4: your period pad. Okay, bro, It's like I see where
- 19:01Speaker 4: you're going with you, but you just want to catch all.
- 19:04Speaker 1: That sometimes you eat at that restaurant, My boy, you don't.
- 19:10Speaker 1: You don't need to know how it's cleaned.
- 19:15Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, looks on pennies.
- 19:18Speaker 3: I mean, Nigga, he probably did lick a battery that
- 19:23Speaker 3: too when he was looking spicy.
- 19:32Speaker 2: Yeah, I am rating spicy.
- 19:42Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's diabolical. You you that's too much, man,
- 19:46Speaker 3: that's a whole lot, a whole lot of but that
- 19:49Speaker 3: that makes you sound crazy as ship's.
- 19:51Speaker 2: A vampire side. I don't trust you, Max.
- 19:55Speaker 4: Next one, what's the craziest thing a man has ever
- 19:58Speaker 4: said to you? On the first date? He touched my
- 20:02Speaker 4: stomach and said, I can't wait to see you carrying
- 20:04Speaker 4: our child. I never go to.
- 20:09Speaker 3: No no, tell me, tell me, tell me on your
- 20:15Speaker 3: condos what I was telling me on your.
- 20:16Speaker 2: Change your name to Hilaria and move go fall for away.
- 20:23Speaker 3: That Nigga said that. Nigga already told you.
- 20:25Speaker 5: To California and open yourself club. It's all enoughing change
- 20:30Speaker 5: your identity on the first date. He maybe have the
- 20:33Speaker 5: drinks on the third, but not on the first. What
- 20:35Speaker 5: I means some people some people like getting the club
- 20:37Speaker 5: shot up.
- 20:38Speaker 2: Man, I ain't even no club shout up on the
- 20:40Speaker 2: first date.
- 20:40Speaker 4: People like that being decades.
- 20:44Speaker 2: Nope, d ain't about to twinkie me on the first date.
- 20:46Speaker 3: Bitch, oh twinkie, twinkie all three holes.
- 20:49Speaker 2: Well, that's the creachiest thing a man has ever said
- 21:01Speaker 2: to you.
- 21:02Speaker 4: Okay, that ship right there, I saw my stretch marks
- 21:09Speaker 4: and said, you're a tiger who's earned the stripes.
- 21:13Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I would have left that cring laught like baby.
- 21:19Speaker 2: The stripes tastes like sentiment. Joe scrunch, Get you.
- 21:24Speaker 3: That's cringey.
- 21:25Speaker 2: Don't give a dame.
- 21:28Speaker 1: I'm just saying because you took the first one as
- 21:31Speaker 1: a as a compliment, and then you say that ship
- 21:33Speaker 1: that wait.
- 21:34Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, it's not that kind of party, man.
- 21:38Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Brady.
- 21:41Speaker 3: That was that was That was a cool eight right there.
- 21:43Speaker 3: That was That was a cool eight.
- 21:45Speaker 2: Made me gig.
- 21:47Speaker 4: This one won't the graiest thing a man has ever
- 21:50Speaker 4: said to you. Mommy, Please, I'm sorry. I don't mean
- 21:54Speaker 4: to make you mad. Please, Mommy. After he cheated on
- 21:58Speaker 4: me with his.
- 21:58Speaker 2: Cousin, uh uh nope, nope, nope.
- 22:03Speaker 5: In the West Virginia, nope, nope, No, this nigga was toughing.
- 22:09Speaker 1: No kid, y'all know what the rest of all you
- 22:13Speaker 1: also you also flowers in the atticts.
- 22:17Speaker 2: Mommy pleased, and then I didn't like my child talking
- 22:20Speaker 2: like that. He was little.
- 22:23Speaker 1: It's no, it's cringey. No, it's it's cringey. If she's
- 22:28Speaker 1: not into that that that mom ship. I mean, obviously
- 22:35Speaker 1: you're not into the mom ship. But it's yeah, yeah,
- 22:40Speaker 1: she probably it was probably cringey to it because she's
- 22:42Speaker 1: not into that mom plays ship.
- 22:46Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fake. They got to be fake.
- 22:49Speaker 4: Some people be having kinks.
- 22:51Speaker 2: Now, it's gotta be fake. Next one.
- 22:54Speaker 3: No, no, that's real.
- 22:55Speaker 4: What is the cringest thing a man has ever said
- 22:57Speaker 4: to you? Just give me a chance so I can
- 23:00Speaker 4: fix you. After I told him that I was a lesbian?
- 23:06Speaker 3: That's religious? That's religious?
- 23:08Speaker 2: Is I don't know, it's it's an ego thing. They
- 23:15Speaker 2: really be thinking that Dick is magic. It ain't.
- 23:20Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm here to tell you it ain't. You cannot
- 23:23Speaker 5: turn nobody back to nothing, understand.
- 23:25Speaker 2: Okay, because they was, they wasn't turn from exactly what
- 23:30Speaker 2: you thought this was. Sir Brady, I would have stole
- 23:35Speaker 2: his bitch.
- 23:38Speaker 3: He didn't have one. God they be the ones. No,
- 23:42Speaker 3: he had one. He was just trying to get it hurt.
- 23:44Speaker 2: I could change your life, baby, just give me a chance. Girlfriend.
- 23:48Speaker 4: Ain't nothing like the real thing.
- 23:49Speaker 2: Baby.
- 23:51Speaker 4: I don't like your girlfriend, did tay Toad?
- 23:55Speaker 3: Ain't nothing like read?
- 23:59Speaker 4: Oh mm hmmm, my mama gay saying ain't nothing like
- 24:03Speaker 4: the real thing? Baby. Next, what is the cringiest thing
- 24:08Speaker 4: a man has ever said to you? He started over text.
- 24:14Speaker 1: Like like what.
- 24:18Speaker 2: You're playing with me?
- 24:19Speaker 3: Like spoken on Twitter, bitch that nigga was trying to
- 24:30Speaker 3: prove he was really crying.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Uncle crying over here. Somebody gonna get knocked funk out.
- 24:42Speaker 2: I'm a i'm ah you mean.
- 24:56Speaker 4: Work writing rating?
- 25:00Speaker 2: That was?
- 25:00Speaker 6: That was?
- 25:01Speaker 5: That was?
- 25:03Speaker 2: That was? What is the cringest thing?
- 25:16Speaker 4: What is the fringiest thing a man that's ever said
- 25:18Speaker 4: to you? You're gonna have to get over that. The
- 25:21Speaker 4: same day my father died.
- 25:22Speaker 2: Oh no, bit, how to punch him in the face?
- 25:24Speaker 2: Mm hmm, nope, nope.
- 25:29Speaker 3: At least wait a week or like like three, like
- 25:32Speaker 3: three weeks or so or damn.
- 25:35Speaker 5: I felt like old bitch And it's the same day,
- 25:39Speaker 5: my fuck, I will pick him a miss mini pie.
- 25:48Speaker 3: Oh man, that's crazy.
- 25:51Speaker 4: Like I get it.
- 25:52Speaker 1: Like I'll be like I'll be getting the whole, you know,
- 25:56Speaker 1: dealing with the last thing.
- 25:57Speaker 3: But you can't tell me I would put.
- 25:59Speaker 2: Some sugar rep in his giant man like that, because
- 26:03Speaker 2: I did. My daddy just died. You want me you
- 26:06Speaker 2: wanted to get over there? You sound like when he
- 26:10Speaker 2: starts choking. I'm gonna say, oh, you wanted to get
- 26:13Speaker 2: over that, and yet daddy you over the headshot? No, no,
- 26:22Speaker 2: next one, my daddy.
- 26:24Speaker 5: Just that.
- 26:24Speaker 4: What is the cringiest thing a man has ever said
- 26:26Speaker 4: to you? A real night? Isn't afraid to get blood
- 26:30Speaker 4: on the sword?
- 26:36Speaker 1: That nigga said that niggas said, you feel to get
- 26:43Speaker 1: your cheeks class. I don't care if it's that time
- 26:46Speaker 1: with the mind I want them that's mine put That's
- 26:51Speaker 1: how damn.
- 26:55Speaker 2: I don't.
- 26:56Speaker 4: I'm about to go playing.
- 26:58Speaker 2: Feld run around. I was so uncomfortable.
- 27:03Speaker 4: I can't do it, looking like a murder scene were
- 27:07Speaker 4: training mice back on.
- 27:13Speaker 2: How help me right here?
- 27:19Speaker 1: Yo?
- 27:19Speaker 2: Okay?
- 27:20Speaker 1: Nah, no, thank you, Okay, I get it. Like I
- 27:25Speaker 1: said that, go up there with that, go up there
- 27:26Speaker 1: with the other one from earlier. It's like Yo, if
- 27:29Speaker 1: you're into that ship show like that. That's like, yeah,
- 27:33Speaker 1: that's like that fifty. That fifty is a great ship.
- 27:37Speaker 1: That's what That's what happened, right, everybody keep talking about I.
- 27:40Speaker 4: Ain't never seen fifty shi its a great No, it was,
- 27:42Speaker 4: it wasn't.
- 27:45Speaker 3: It wasn't in the moment that it was in the book.
- 27:46Speaker 5: Yeah, you ain't miss nothing. I shouldn't get through the book.
- 27:49Speaker 5: But I never saw the first movie. It was more
- 27:52Speaker 5: than one of them.
- 27:54Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was.
- 27:56Speaker 3: They had they had to do. They had to do
- 27:58Speaker 3: the sequel to the to the book from the books.
- 28:01Speaker 2: Think it's like three books, but I think there's two movies.
- 28:03Speaker 2: I can't remember how we saw.
- 28:04Speaker 5: The first movie. And I barely made it through the
- 28:06Speaker 5: first book. Me, no, I read the first book. I
- 28:09Speaker 5: didn't make it through the second book.
- 28:10Speaker 3: I think. Let me tell you some bull some crazy
- 28:12Speaker 3: ass ship.
- 28:13Speaker 7: Christian I took, I took, I took, I took Ketter
- 28:17Speaker 7: to go see that ship because she wrote the books,
- 28:19Speaker 7: she liked the book, And in front of us were
- 28:22Speaker 7: two women masturbating the whole movie.
- 28:31Speaker 1: We ain't Me and Kenny ain't go back to the
- 28:33Speaker 1: studio movie girl for like a good three months after that, yo,
- 28:39Speaker 1: because we was like.
- 28:40Speaker 2: The movie wasn't you know all like you ain't most
- 28:43Speaker 2: of the ship. Then they got the baby, they go
- 28:45Speaker 2: home to go home to husbands with would with.
- 28:52Speaker 4: This big amy, all of them saying I feel sorry
- 29:00Speaker 4: for whoever set them seats. After that, we.
- 29:06Speaker 2: Sing there like that's a time place everything was.
- 29:11Speaker 4: O.
- 29:11Speaker 3: Kia looked at me.
- 29:14Speaker 1: It was like, you see that ship and I'm like,
- 29:17Speaker 1: first of all, how could you tell I'm the son
- 29:20Speaker 1: like you? They was like, she can hear them, and
- 29:27Speaker 1: I'm sitting the next one.
- 29:32Speaker 3: But I'm saying, my wanna go to the movies.
- 29:36Speaker 2: Movie there.
- 29:37Speaker 4: It's such a thing as being too fucking freaked out.
- 29:39Speaker 5: That's a whole lot of whole I didn't We didn't understand.
- 29:44Speaker 1: We didn't understand, like how you like how you was
- 29:47Speaker 1: that turned on because the movie was nothing like the
- 29:50Speaker 1: fucking book and.
- 29:52Speaker 5: Said that it was the same way I said, oh
- 29:54Speaker 5: baby about they would have made definite movie. This show
- 29:57Speaker 5: would have been the trix.
- 29:58Speaker 4: Then, yeah, that kind of reminds me of again, I
- 30:03Speaker 4: don't young people's young young. But at the same time,
- 30:06Speaker 4: it's such a thing as being too fucking free down
- 30:09Speaker 4: everything that's too much. What this was a white guy, white,
- 30:12Speaker 4: a white gay guy had this anonymous ship got nutted
- 30:17Speaker 4: on his face and he proceeded to walk around a
- 30:20Speaker 4: grocery store immediately afterwards with his face still covered. And
- 30:23Speaker 4: I said, sir, a video got a whole bunch of backlass, Sir,
- 30:29Speaker 4: he's bringing throwing his face like faces covered. I said,
- 30:35Speaker 4: people can't consented that you walk around the grocery but
- 30:38Speaker 4: a face that's.
- 30:39Speaker 5: The same to gird That was second boy dick in
- 30:41Speaker 5: the middle of a fucking bike week and murder Beach
- 30:44Speaker 5: last weekend, man, ma'am, And you probably the main respect
- 30:49Speaker 5: from people.
- 30:50Speaker 2: No, no, baby, that's a whole life.
- 30:54Speaker 4: That's a whole What's the cringiest thing a man has
- 30:57Speaker 4: ever said to you? I can front of him after
- 31:00Speaker 4: cheating on me, and he said, just because I cut
- 31:02Speaker 4: hair once says, I mean I'm a barber.
- 31:10Speaker 2: True, but that was fun. I would have kicked him
- 31:13Speaker 2: in his balls.
- 31:14Speaker 3: I could see that. I could see you doing some
- 31:17Speaker 3: ship like that.
- 31:18Speaker 5: Just I was like, oh, just because I just because
- 31:21Speaker 5: I had a high kick, don't mean I'm a fucking
- 31:23Speaker 5: major rette.
- 31:26Speaker 2: Bitch the fuck Just because I kicked your balls. Don't
- 31:31Speaker 2: mean I'm a soccer player.
- 31:33Speaker 3: Why you why do you go to the bottlely hung
- 31:36Speaker 3: first thief?
- 31:41Speaker 2: Don't play in my face. Don't do that. Don't do that.
- 31:44Speaker 2: Don't don't do that because I feel like you're trying
- 31:47Speaker 2: to call me.
- 31:47Speaker 3: Don't that's funny. I mean it would have been worse
- 31:51Speaker 3: because I said, what you want? What you're gonna believe?
- 31:53Speaker 2: Your eyes? Are you gonna believe me? You're gonna believe me?
- 31:59Speaker 2: Or your lying eyes?
- 32:01Speaker 6: Bitch?
- 32:01Speaker 5: I just can't make fromine doctor my my musing is perfect.
- 32:04Speaker 5: I got a brand new context bit I can see.
- 32:10Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 32:11Speaker 3: That was That was diabiotical?
- 32:13Speaker 2: Boy, fuck you?
- 32:16Speaker 4: Next one, What is the cringest thing a man has
- 32:18Speaker 4: ever said to you? I said, look at my dog,
- 32:22Speaker 4: and he said, what's his name? I replied, it's a she.
- 32:25Speaker 4: He said, Oh, that's such a cute name.
- 32:35Speaker 2: It's a she.
- 32:36Speaker 4: That must be that's different.
- 32:38Speaker 2: That is Arabic? Does it mean something?
- 32:45Speaker 6: What?
- 32:45Speaker 3: What?
- 32:45Speaker 2: What does that mean? It's she.
- 32:50Speaker 3: Might she might be might be a dope man to
- 32:53Speaker 3: make character?
- 32:54Speaker 4: Next one, what is the cringest thing a man has
- 32:57Speaker 4: ever said to you? He's me? I'd be an expensive
- 33:01Speaker 4: slave because I'm Australian and Jamaican.
- 33:05Speaker 2: Bitch, you what.
- 33:07Speaker 3: I see that? You was trying to go for humor,
- 33:10Speaker 3: But that was.
- 33:13Speaker 4: This as a fan of dark humor and a fan
- 33:17Speaker 4: of like offensive humor, NA that if the line is here,
- 33:22Speaker 4: my nigga, you down there?
- 33:24Speaker 2: I that was that was?
- 33:27Speaker 3: That was too racist.
- 33:29Speaker 4: If you want to saw somebody at least make the
- 33:30Speaker 4: insult funny. It's just it wasn't even, It wasn't try
- 33:34Speaker 4: it wasn't.
- 33:36Speaker 2: That's the crazy part. Let's do a couple more. What's
- 33:42Speaker 2: the craziest thing a man has ever said to you?
- 33:45Speaker 2: I'm older, so you have to listen to me like
- 33:47Speaker 2: a good girl.
- 33:49Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, listen to my daddy.
- 33:55Speaker 4: Are you now now right.
- 34:00Speaker 3: Doing?
- 34:01Speaker 4: That's one of them things where if the right person said.
- 34:06Speaker 2: In the right moment, that's different. You gotta be more pacific.
- 34:15Speaker 3: You're not even wonna dignify that whatever. No, no, you're not.
- 34:21Speaker 3: You're not gonna get a reaction.
- 34:24Speaker 4: If you can tell me what to do, you can
- 34:26Speaker 4: tell me what to do. But if you can't tell
- 34:29Speaker 4: me what to do, you can't tell me what to do.
- 34:32Speaker 5: Why somebody ignore what my mind says, I'm trying to
- 34:37Speaker 5: keep it into Man, I'm hearing this bag.
- 34:42Speaker 2: Yeah I need to listen.
- 34:46Speaker 3: Nah yeah yeah that one. That one's not that one.
- 34:48Speaker 3: That one.
- 34:48Speaker 1: It depends on how it depends on how it go
- 34:51Speaker 1: because I mean, I just I'm starting to see these
- 34:53Speaker 1: videos that are other personal trainer. That's why I'm that's
- 34:56Speaker 1: training the women. And then it's like yo, He'll be like, yeah,
- 34:58Speaker 1: the girl travel.
- 35:00Speaker 2: I fucking ran bark yo.
- 35:11Speaker 1: And it's like you're watching that ship. You watched the
- 35:13Speaker 1: ship and then you watch the girl. The girl will
- 35:15Speaker 1: be like bir, Like you know, it depends on what's.
- 35:18Speaker 2: Going on in that moment. Boll call you no, goddamn
- 35:21Speaker 2: good girls, why.
- 35:22Speaker 1: You're doing while you're doing a little legs luncheon and ship,
- 35:25Speaker 1: you're doing the squad something you drop it down, drop
- 35:27Speaker 1: it down, back it up, just one more time, just
- 35:28Speaker 1: like that. You got it.
- 35:31Speaker 3: She was looking like what the fuck is this? But
- 35:33Speaker 3: then she got into it.
- 35:34Speaker 2: Him was like, oh, you are real.
- 35:37Speaker 3: You're a real good personal trainer. Like what the.
- 35:42Speaker 4: Last one past like got look too freaky? What is
- 35:48Speaker 4: the cringiest thing a man has ever set to you?
- 35:50Speaker 3: Here? Like that ship.
- 35:52Speaker 4: Hell yeah, and dude, and ude.
- 36:00Speaker 2: And will will.
- 36:03Speaker 4: What is the cringiest thing a man has ever said
- 36:06Speaker 4: to you?
- 36:07Speaker 2: Me?
- 36:07Speaker 4: Being angry at you just shows that I love you.
- 36:10Speaker 2: Sorry fuck you?
- 36:11Speaker 3: Ah, there's just too big now right down, that's a given.
- 36:18Speaker 3: That's given. My mother learned at me like this because
- 36:22Speaker 3: he losks me.
- 36:24Speaker 2: God to talk to a bit like this.
- 36:26Speaker 4: I was rooting for you.
- 36:27Speaker 2: We were all running for you.
- 36:29Speaker 4: Damn you something.
- 36:38Speaker 2: You community.
- 36:40Speaker 4: You don't know where the hell I come from. You
- 36:41Speaker 4: don't know what I've been.
- 36:43Speaker 6: What throw.
- 36:47Speaker 4: Responsibility for yourself?
- 36:51Speaker 3: And then you'll be looking then then you're looking at
- 36:53Speaker 3: like you mind.
- 36:54Speaker 4: You And that concludes question of the week. What's necess child?
- 36:58Speaker 4: I'm fit to come in with fuckery by.
- 37:00Speaker 2: Next Oh Lord, don't care? Fucked up? Who's loydad Mercy?
- 37:05Speaker 5: First of all, I would like to make an announcement, ladies,
- 37:09Speaker 5: stop crashing out behind these niggas.
- 37:13Speaker 2: You knew he wasn't worth for dam, and you continue
- 37:18Speaker 2: to stay knowing he wasn't worth for dam. Give them
- 37:22Speaker 2: chance after chance after a chance.
- 37:23Speaker 5: Let's normalize leaving that after the first time they cheat,
- 37:27Speaker 5: it's no coming back from that.
- 37:29Speaker 2: They knew what they were doing, They willingly did it,
- 37:32Speaker 2: and the same thing goes for you. Man.
- 37:33Speaker 5: It ain't nobody worth your fucking life. Ain't nobody worth
- 37:36Speaker 5: you sitting over fucking buckings.
- 37:37Speaker 2: It ain't worth it. I talked a lot of shit
- 37:39Speaker 2: on here, but it ain't fucking.
- 37:40Speaker 4: Worth for it, Nobody worth my freedom.
- 37:44Speaker 5: Just got eighteen years in prison, eighteen years because she
- 37:51Speaker 5: thought the boyfriend was cheating and she threw a stick
- 37:53Speaker 5: of dynamite through his fucking window.
- 37:55Speaker 2: I think she ended up blowing his hand off or
- 37:57Speaker 2: something like that. Something. He was injured. I believe he survived, though.
- 38:02Speaker 5: Now you're about to go to jail for eighteen years,
- 38:04Speaker 5: and he's gonna take that nub and be rubbing on
- 38:07Speaker 5: another bitch. And you're sitting in here fighting big Brenda
- 38:12Speaker 5: because she want a piece of your cone break.
- 38:16Speaker 2: Which where the fuck you get dynamite from? Answers?
- 38:20Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
- 38:21Speaker 5: Now he's sitting there court with the bitch he was
- 38:23Speaker 5: cheating on you with. She's just rubbing his nuse. It's okay, baby,
- 38:34Speaker 5: it's okay.
- 38:37Speaker 2: You didn't give that man.
- 38:38Speaker 5: Uh, he gonna take He's gonna take her heads home
- 38:41Speaker 5: and bend over and he's gonna reach around with that
- 38:43Speaker 5: nub and give job that motherfucker smoothed.
- 38:47Speaker 2: You fish the ship because you're gonna a stick of
- 38:57Speaker 2: dynamite because this man was cheating. Know this, she was
- 39:01Speaker 2: wally coldie. Maybe I know something, motherfucker now now now now,
- 39:17Speaker 2: now just me with an argument, He asked her to leave.
- 39:26Speaker 4: He went.
- 39:28Speaker 5: He woke up to a hissing sound and just coming
- 39:31Speaker 5: to the dynamite. He attempted to get away with it
- 39:35Speaker 5: an attempt to get away from the explosive. He tried
- 39:39Speaker 5: to throw it out the window and the detonated in
- 39:41Speaker 5: his hand.
- 39:42Speaker 3: That's all about to ask like a lot the why
- 39:44Speaker 3: would you pick it up? Nigga?
- 39:45Speaker 2: Like, uh this think TV bradly. She has threatened him
- 39:50Speaker 2: with dynamite multiple times. Sorry to you with so she
- 39:57Speaker 2: bought it.
- 39:57Speaker 5: So she and she she stole that ship from a
- 40:01Speaker 5: construction site and was like, I'm gonna figure out like
- 40:07Speaker 5: you gonna keep.
- 40:09Speaker 2: You want to be wave to that one day you're
- 40:10Speaker 2: gonna keep blaming me, nigga, I'm gonna blow this mother
- 40:15Speaker 2: mother fucking change your sister shopping in the acting cadalog.
- 40:22Speaker 2: I'll get your flat ass facehof girl. She was on
- 40:27Speaker 2: like I got something, I got something.
- 40:29Speaker 3: You was just yom and boxes and.
- 40:33Speaker 2: T yepef bezos and.
- 40:41Speaker 1: Your first instinct was to pick it up and try
- 40:44Speaker 1: to throw it out the the way, roll under the bed.
- 40:51Speaker 3: Whenever you see a bomb, then say duck and covered nigga.
- 40:54Speaker 3: You this ain't TV.
- 40:57Speaker 2: His ain't TV. This is real life. R this, Lord,
- 41:03Speaker 2: are we gonna get into the old?
- 41:04Speaker 6: Lord?
- 41:04Speaker 2: I gotta go back to the right page.
- 41:06Speaker 1: You're gonna get the rist your wife yo, mm hmmm,
- 41:10Speaker 1: giving them a It's not worth it.
- 41:13Speaker 2: It's not worth the ladies.
- 41:19Speaker 4: Alright, avandon nigga.
- 41:21Speaker 3: Feel nothing's gonna win twelve hours with the pussy frown.
- 41:31Speaker 4: Not an upper cut, a coushie cut.
- 41:35Speaker 2: Call that nigga can't hook.
- 41:42Speaker 4: You like my nerve.
- 41:46Speaker 3: Bet that puzzy.
- 41:47Speaker 4: What a upper cut? He can really double penetration all
- 41:50Speaker 4: on his own.
- 41:54Speaker 1: Hold him with the right, Hold what the right?
- 42:02Speaker 4: Think that girl? There's more where that ain't from before?
- 42:10Speaker 3: Call it rested development, Please.
- 42:16Speaker 4: Searan, please please go, Please.
- 42:19Speaker 2: Read the questions before we get stuff, before we get started.
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- 45:51Speaker 5: until Wednesday. Your advice is needed. I just had my
- 45:54Speaker 5: gender reveal it's a boy. That evening, my husband and
- 45:58Speaker 5: my best friend sprayed me with mace as I was
- 46:00Speaker 5: This was supposed to be a prank for her YouTube channel.
- 46:03Speaker 5: I had my contacts and the mace burnt me badly.
- 46:07Speaker 5: Nothing helped. I splashed milk in my face.
- 46:09Speaker 2: I screamed.
- 46:10Speaker 5: I yelled to call now, I'm on one, and they hesitated.
- 46:12Speaker 5: He said it's just the prank. We don't need to
- 46:16Speaker 5: get the police involved. Meanwhile, my eyes were burning and
- 46:19Speaker 5: I couldn't see. She deleted her footage. I told them
- 46:23Speaker 5: to call me an ambulance. They kept putting water in
- 46:25Speaker 5: cold towels on my face and would not do it.
- 46:28Speaker 5: Then they left the room. I called the police. They
- 46:31Speaker 5: said they did not detect me at all. Bestie said
- 46:33Speaker 5: she was pregnant too. It could not touch bear mates.
- 46:37Speaker 5: They were making me out to be a liar, though
- 46:40Speaker 5: it was obvious I was injured. They told police I
- 46:43Speaker 5: did it to myself.
- 46:44Speaker 2: The only thing that.
- 46:45Speaker 5: Saved me was a neighbor told police she recorded the
- 46:47Speaker 5: audio on her rain camera. I screamed so loudly in
- 46:50Speaker 5: pain that she called police too. They were both arrested
- 46:53Speaker 5: for assault. And now he has his entire family angry
- 46:57Speaker 5: with me because I refused to bond him Out's people
- 47:00Speaker 5: bonded them out, and he's not allowed.
- 47:02Speaker 2: To come back home. Please tell me what is going on.
- 47:05Speaker 5: I feel like I'm a third wheel in their relationship
- 47:07Speaker 5: and that I'm outright.
- 47:09Speaker 2: I was outright attack. Please let me know your thoughts.
- 47:12Speaker 4: So you said you still you're still in a relationship
- 47:15Speaker 4: after they then mashew and didn't call for her.
- 47:21Speaker 2: My relationship, you mean that relationship, their relationship.
- 47:24Speaker 3: They were trying to take you out.
- 47:25Speaker 5: They was gonna get that bitch somebody. So I'm gonna
- 47:28Speaker 5: do something that I usually don't do. Readfeel the comments
- 47:33Speaker 5: of what people said. One lady says, since Besie is
- 47:37Speaker 5: pregnant with his baby, probably hoping you miscarried. Glad the
- 47:41Speaker 5: neighbor could voutch for you, find your real friends, protect
- 47:44Speaker 5: your peace, throw a virtual baby shower. We'll get you gifts.
- 47:47Speaker 5: I'm grateful you're okay physically. Can't imagine a mental pain
- 47:50Speaker 5: after you were gas litt in this way. Yeah, baby,
- 47:53Speaker 5: they they was trying to hope you got up and
- 47:56Speaker 5: ran into the wall or or something down the steps,
- 47:59Speaker 5: down the steps something. They were trying to take you out.
- 48:02Speaker 5: And I'm gonna be honest with you. It probably was
- 48:04Speaker 5: signs your best Evin, probably was a little too close
- 48:07Speaker 5: with him, Probably was giving you all kinds of buys.
- 48:10Speaker 5: Pay attention. People will make you will be surprised, people
- 48:13Speaker 5: will make faces. Somebody called my attention to some ship.
- 48:15Speaker 5: The other day that happened. I was at the event
- 48:19Speaker 5: and this girl and her boyfriend was there. He got
- 48:22Speaker 5: to talking about something and somebody called him attention and
- 48:26Speaker 5: was like.
- 48:27Speaker 2: Look at her face, look at her face, look at
- 48:28Speaker 2: her face.
- 48:29Speaker 5: And she was making up her face like she was
- 48:32Speaker 5: so disgusted at the top that he was talking about.
- 48:35Speaker 5: And it was crazy, it was, It was really crazy.
- 48:38Speaker 5: You had to really pay attention because eventually somebody is
- 48:40Speaker 5: gonna show it yourself, and it's probably I'm telling you,
- 48:42Speaker 5: it's been signs. It's been signs. Stick to your guns,
- 48:46Speaker 5: don't drop no charges. If they go to court, take
- 48:49Speaker 5: you as the court.
- 48:50Speaker 2: Stick to it.
- 48:51Speaker 5: And for you and your baby's sake, say the fuck
- 48:53Speaker 5: away from the both of them. They were trying to
- 48:54Speaker 5: do something to you.
- 48:55Speaker 2: And she probably really is pregnant.
- 48:57Speaker 3: It wasn't. It wasn't, no real, it wasn't. It wasn't
- 48:59Speaker 3: just like no regular ass pepper spray nigga.
- 49:02Speaker 4: That was also the question is that the family is
- 49:05Speaker 4: that man him out?
- 49:07Speaker 5: Why would you go to him out? And he did
- 49:09Speaker 5: this ship to you and for all you know, we
- 49:11Speaker 5: don't know the story. Did he spent to them. But
- 49:13Speaker 5: that's still like the point yoga ba y'all wan him
- 49:15Speaker 5: out of jail.
- 49:16Speaker 1: So big nor I could see, I mean, I could
- 49:19Speaker 1: see the family being upset because it's like that's something
- 49:22Speaker 1: that's between them, and now you're getting the family involved,
- 49:25Speaker 1: Like you're getting the family involved, because I gotta she.
- 49:28Speaker 4: Didn't get the family involved. It's not the family's fault
- 49:30Speaker 4: that no, no, no, than the faces unless they put
- 49:33Speaker 4: the family put him up to it.
- 49:34Speaker 3: No no bits in the face with your now whatever.
- 49:41Speaker 4: But I'm looking like a little glove, a little little
- 49:43Speaker 4: pocket with attachment one that you can use the spray
- 49:46Speaker 4: stuff with this nigga in the Spider Man terminated with
- 49:51Speaker 4: detachable part, mister potato head.
- 49:53Speaker 5: Right, somebody said silly string would be a print, not
- 49:56Speaker 5: not max press charges and PLoP in your lick bag.
- 49:59Speaker 2: Sure would, so damn sure you'll get birth in jail.
- 50:02Speaker 2: Fucking with me, bitch, So so Brandon.
- 50:05Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, it's like, yo, because the family,
- 50:09Speaker 1: you know, they had to call the family to bail
- 50:10Speaker 1: them out.
- 50:12Speaker 3: She's inadvertently getting the family involved in this.
- 50:15Speaker 1: Situation because it's like this, this is some ship that's
- 50:17Speaker 1: between y'all, she is no mean.
- 50:22Speaker 3: Know what I'm saying. Yeah, he called it.
- 50:24Speaker 1: Yeah, he called the family because she wouldn't do it.
- 50:26Speaker 1: She won't she won't bail him out, and he probably
- 50:29Speaker 1: spun it to He probably spun it to a like,
- 50:31Speaker 1: you know, soft story. Yeah, I mean yeah, he could have. Yeah,
- 50:34Speaker 1: he could have did a soft story. But the family
- 50:37Speaker 1: looking at her like, yo, this guy charged this. This
- 50:39Speaker 1: is between y'all.
- 50:40Speaker 3: Ain't know.
- 50:40Speaker 1: It shouldn't have been no reason why he had to
- 50:42Speaker 1: call us, like call call us, you should have did
- 50:44Speaker 1: it type ship?
- 50:46Speaker 5: Nope, but I mean, yeah, all his ship had my
- 50:53Speaker 5: cousins come and pick all his ship up, No, pick
- 50:57Speaker 5: all his ship up and drop it off in her
- 50:58Speaker 5: house because I'm I'm I guarantee you that's where he is.
- 51:02Speaker 5: He could come back over there because she pressed the charges.
- 51:05Speaker 5: He I guarantee you he had the best friend. How
- 51:07Speaker 5: he's gonna say, oh, I ain't hand the where else
- 51:08Speaker 5: to go? You could have went to one of them
- 51:09Speaker 5: family member's house that was made that out of jail.
- 51:12Speaker 5: I guarantee you he laing up with the best friend.
- 51:14Speaker 5: I guaranteeamn. I guaranteemn te.
- 51:20Speaker 2: Gar t friend guaranou.
- 51:22Speaker 3: Ont gutch as nigga.
- 51:29Speaker 4: What's next?
- 51:29Speaker 5: Sus, This is coming from our homegirl, Miss underschool Parker
- 51:34Speaker 5: for real.
- 51:35Speaker 2: Send you in the call. Man's a girl.
- 51:36Speaker 3: We love you, girls.
- 51:38Speaker 2: Make sure y'all go follow her, Go follow her? Please?
- 51:42Speaker 2: Thank you? All right, So this post reads like a
- 51:47Speaker 2: letter that somebody sent in that they want their.
- 51:53Speaker 4: To read.
- 51:53Speaker 2: They hope that spout this some ship.
- 51:57Speaker 5: But Miss the score park has shared it and I
- 52:03Speaker 5: shall share it with the y'all. Don't forget. Make sure
- 52:05Speaker 5: y'all go follow her.
- 52:07Speaker 2: Okay.
- 52:08Speaker 5: We've been together for a long time, eighteen years, three
- 52:13Speaker 5: kids and two homes. We've taken care of our parents,
- 52:16Speaker 5: taking wonderful vacations.
- 52:18Speaker 3: We have lived.
- 52:20Speaker 5: You have been with me through horrible depressive episodes. You
- 52:23Speaker 5: have been with me through bipolar episodes that I felt
- 52:26Speaker 5: like you should have left me for. This has been
- 52:29Speaker 5: a journey that I wouldn't wish on anybody else. The rage,
- 52:34Speaker 5: the night sweats, crying, all to get a diagnosis eight
- 52:37Speaker 5: years into our marriage. I'm grateful for you standing by me.
- 52:41Speaker 5: You should have left. I've been here for the last
- 52:43Speaker 5: five or so years. Being medicated has allowed me to
- 52:46Speaker 5: see things clearly. You were once a beautiful, radiant woman,
- 52:50Speaker 5: so ambitious, wanting to take on the world.
- 52:53Speaker 2: You were playful.
- 52:54Speaker 5: You took care of yourself, hair and nail appointments every
- 52:57Speaker 5: two weeks. Now you look you don't look happy anymore.
- 53:02Speaker 5: Your skin is dry, nails go weeks without getting done.
- 53:06Speaker 5: Your hair is thinning. I notice your little chin hairs.
- 53:08Speaker 5: Now you look like you're tired of living. Everything you
- 53:12Speaker 5: do is for the kids. You allowed them to run
- 53:15Speaker 5: you ragged. I don't recognize you as the woman I
- 53:17Speaker 5: married anymore. The weight has been an issue for some time.
- 53:20Speaker 5: I'm not as attached to you anymore. I've given you
- 53:25Speaker 5: so many outs. I feel like staying with you will
- 53:28Speaker 5: make me sick again. I'm willing to take the twins,
- 53:31Speaker 5: the boys, and the old one is all year. I'm
- 53:36Speaker 5: willing to give you one year to turn things around,
- 53:38Speaker 5: but if you don't, I'm leaving. I wish you loved
- 53:41Speaker 5: yourself more. Charraut.
- 53:44Speaker 2: Whatever advice you get from these women on this post,
- 53:47Speaker 2: please listen. Love you.
- 53:49Speaker 1: You dist respectful, ungrateful bitch.
- 54:01Speaker 3: My nigga.
- 54:02Speaker 1: She was with you when you was on your death bed,
- 54:05Speaker 1: literally literally like you was gonna die like Tomorrowroad type shit.
- 54:12Speaker 1: And then you come back and she put all her
- 54:14Speaker 1: time and energy into your I was about to tell
- 54:17Speaker 1: your black ass, but put her all time and energy
- 54:20Speaker 1: into you that she that she ain't been taking care
- 54:22Speaker 1: of her fucking self. And then you got the audacity.
- 54:27Speaker 4: Instead of questioning the wife that you sleep next to
- 54:30Speaker 4: in the same bed, that maybe she she has depression herself,
- 54:33Speaker 4: maybe she has health issues. She hasn't told you about
- 54:36Speaker 4: something going on with her personally, twitch she's not taking
- 54:39Speaker 4: care of herself, and instead of talking to her to
- 54:42Speaker 4: come up with a solution the rest of both of y'all,
- 54:44Speaker 4: you take the passive aggressive route and write it right
- 54:47Speaker 4: into an advice column to let other women give your
- 54:51Speaker 4: wife up advice.
- 54:52Speaker 6: The audacity with you a little slow say to say
- 54:57Speaker 6: you sorry, raggedy bitch, how dare you?
- 55:06Speaker 5: That's how fucking dare you? What's the audacity that you
- 55:10Speaker 5: have on sale? The fucking constco sized bucket of it.
- 55:17Speaker 5: This woman has taken care of you, your entire fucking marriage,
- 55:20Speaker 5: nursed your sorry bipolar schizophrenic, multiple personality having ass back
- 55:27Speaker 5: to health, and you have the nerve to wonder why
- 55:29Speaker 5: she looks taking care of the children, by her goddamn self,
- 55:32Speaker 5: running the household, by her goddamn self.
- 55:35Speaker 2: And you wonder why the fuck she looks like she.
- 55:43Speaker 5: Why she don't get her nails and ship her hand down,
- 55:46Speaker 5: her hand and then falling out.
- 55:48Speaker 2: She's looking haggard and tired, and because she sorry, I
- 55:54Speaker 2: don't get.
- 55:55Speaker 1: That part, y'all real ship, she gonna she gonna take
- 56:02Speaker 1: all your ship and she won't burn your ship in.
- 56:04Speaker 3: The cars on angela basket ship by because the nerve.
- 56:10Speaker 5: We're here and wine and all day she did poorkas.
- 56:12Speaker 5: Do not condone domestic violence, male or female. However, what
- 56:16Speaker 5: I will say is, I'll understand how people end up
- 56:18Speaker 5: on episodes of snaped, because a.
- 56:21Speaker 3: Motherfucker, it wasn't like you, sir, that's you know, that's crazy.
- 56:28Speaker 5: On behalf of Charrel. Fuck you yo, and char Baby.
- 56:33Speaker 5: If you happen to see this for him talking.
- 56:35Speaker 1: About then then here's the here's the fucked up thing.
- 56:38Speaker 1: Here's the fucked up thing. You put it and you
- 56:40Speaker 1: put that in everybody else's hands. So you told Charrell
- 56:45Speaker 1: saying that you now that you say, Charrel, your black ass,
- 56:48Speaker 1: your black ass had the audacity to Charrell to listen
- 56:54Speaker 1: to the women in this post, and now you know,
- 56:57Speaker 1: all the women are gonna tell her to leave your
- 56:58Speaker 1: dumb ass, dumbass goodbye. All the women are gonna tell
- 57:05Speaker 1: medication off.
- 57:05Speaker 2: For sweet torts.
- 57:07Speaker 3: All the women are gonna that's.
- 57:14Speaker 2: Not how it works.
- 57:17Speaker 1: It works well yo, it's like yo, they gonna tell him.
- 57:22Speaker 1: They want to tell her that she don't know that
- 57:24Speaker 1: you don't deserve her. You don't, you don't deserve you
- 57:28Speaker 1: didn't you didn't deserve the thing. Or she honored every
- 57:32Speaker 1: word that she said in her marriage, to take care
- 57:35Speaker 1: of your ass through sickness and then health, and now
- 57:37Speaker 1: that you feel better. Her health probably than her health
- 57:40Speaker 1: and mental health for that probably deteriorating because she ain't
- 57:44Speaker 1: know whether you was gonna live or die. She was
- 57:46Speaker 1: just doing her best. I hope every time you get
- 57:48Speaker 1: out to bid you stubbed your baby though, no fuck that.
- 57:51Speaker 1: I hope you work up with a cramp or with
- 57:53Speaker 1: a big as with a mean as jolly hor.
- 57:57Speaker 2: The fuck.
- 57:59Speaker 4: You selfish?
- 58:00Speaker 3: You a piece of ship is, which is yeah yo?
- 58:03Speaker 1: That that that kind yeah that kind of like that
- 58:06Speaker 1: kind of burnt my potato and like my wort's that
- 58:08Speaker 1: nigga like, yeah, damn, that's you.
- 58:12Speaker 2: You fucked up up and the words of marrying Gilbert
- 58:20Speaker 2: just fuck you sorry that the last one. Fuck you sorry,
- 58:30Speaker 2: fuck you sorry, I'm done.
- 58:32Speaker 4: Okay, Well, if you have any.
- 58:36Speaker 3: Okay, h your bitch?
- 58:39Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 58:41Speaker 4: What they said, Yeah, if you have.
- 58:50Speaker 3: I can't let you off, go down. I'm dying.
- 59:05Speaker 4: M let's hand another mother.
- 59:09Speaker 2: You want to be Chad, kick your head, look, kick you,
- 59:23Speaker 2: thank you?
- 59:25Speaker 4: Doesn't know what was coming next?
- 59:30Speaker 3: If you have.
- 59:33Speaker 8: What was what was branded? What was a branded? What
- 59:36Speaker 8: was banda?
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: Yeah, as soon as I talk, you're gonna say something.
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: I'm gonna throw shore is ass. Oh god. If you
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: have anything for us, feel free to send it away.
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: That's one of the part of gmail dot com that says, Okay,
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- 1:00:45Speaker 4: send the stuff, engage with the comment like you've been
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: doing or the content dot comment like y'all been doing it?
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: But that man said, we love y'all and we out
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: any part words.
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: He can't say nothing. Muted didn't meet Fuck you, sir.
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: I'll say it for Teddies. Bye y'all.
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: Bye, the Pterodactor's back. Oh that's why you got muted.
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: Bitch nigga, you ain't beat me.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: I meet it.
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: My motherfuckers know he meant it.
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: I did mute you.
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: Actually, I'm saying I saw the bitch mans across the button.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: Bye y'all, Teddies, fuck that nigga up.
- 1:01:33Speaker 4: Keep playing