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#80 Man Flu and Vigilante Mums · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Perfect timing. Fucking garbage struck is out of the front.
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  Speaker 2: You've got a lot of garbage out there.
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  Speaker 1: What about the pile of garbage out the front?
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  Speaker 2: What's going on there? Who is that? Is that one
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: of those little ones that just starts off as like yeah,
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: a couple of things, and everyone's just like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: There's a counter clean up up the roads. So someone's like, ah,
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  Speaker 1: I must throw shit out in the front of my house.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone in the Northern Beaches is just like, oh, I'll
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  Speaker 2: like to that.
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  Speaker 1: I love how they change the method of like you
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  Speaker 1: know how that you used to get a letter in
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  Speaker 1: the mail being like this is the weekend is a
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  Speaker 1: council cleanup. But now you've got each household has x
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  Speaker 1: amount per year that you can book in. And because
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: this is a big complex and all it takes, it's
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  Speaker 1: one person. Literally. There probably was just an old bike
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  Speaker 1: out there, and I always do this thing round. I'm
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  Speaker 1: like I walk past or I put something in there,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll be like, what if someone to take it?
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  Speaker 1: And someone takes it? Like I threw some stuff out there,
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  Speaker 1: but now I have nothing out there that's mine because
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  Speaker 1: they took the bikes that I put out there, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, actually mine. But also when we lived
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  Speaker 1: at my father in law's house, it's like one house
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  Speaker 1: put stuff out and then all of a sudden, the
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  Speaker 1: whole street.
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  Speaker 2: They think, have you have you be honest? Have you
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  Speaker 2: added to that pile?
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  Speaker 1: I added two bikes, a kid's bike that was fucking
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  Speaker 1: broken and then an old electric bike that was fucked
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  Speaker 1: and within.
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  Speaker 3: Within an.
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  Speaker 1: It's rained heap. There's got to be a dead body in.
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  Speaker 2: The Yeah, there's like animals in there now, there's like ferrets,
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  Speaker 2: like they've set up nest.
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  Speaker 1: They can see it from space. There's gonna summ up
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  Speaker 1: for Welcome back to two. Don't think dad, I'm not
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: manag is currently trying to stay alive ash And this
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  Speaker 1: is and this is a podcast. It's all about parenting.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: It's the good, the bad, and the relatable and usually
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: Matt does this part. So good thing I've been listening.
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  Speaker 1: We do not share any advice, any real advice anyway,
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  Speaker 1: just for legal reasons.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: How's that?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you good? Sorry about that. I came out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay. I feel like I've been carrying you all
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  Speaker 1: week and I might as well nuts carrying into the
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  Speaker 1: finish line. My friend, if I haven't carried you at
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  Speaker 1: all this week, I'm going to carry you to the
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  Speaker 1: finish line to day. Thank you, because I've got a
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: couple of things for you that I really want to
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  Speaker 1: go through that I think you're really going to like
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  Speaker 1: maybe one or two things in particularly, you're really going
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  Speaker 1: to like. Okay, I'm a trap yourself in now you have.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: First of all, let's do it was your birthday? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we did mention it last week, but you did go
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  Speaker 1: away for your birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Drink first, Oh we should, yeah, we should.
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  Speaker 1: We are drinking stone Wood of course, the Pacific. Now, Matt,
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  Speaker 1: funny story about Pacific. How I was trying to get a.
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: It's good for a little dry, dry throat. It is
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  Speaker 2: not sure if it's medically approved.
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  Speaker 1: It is it is?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Eight out of ten doctors recommend Stonewood Pacific ale
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  Speaker 2: for a scratchy.
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  Speaker 1: Throat unless you're pregnant or driving.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, very important caveat.
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  Speaker 1: So I use stone and Wood to get something across
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  Speaker 1: the line this week.
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: You remember the old thing the beer economy, all right,
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: where it's like someone does something for you.
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  Speaker 2: It's worth exiting you give him a slab, give us slab.
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  Speaker 1: So I needed a couple of things just tuned up
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  Speaker 1: around the house. And I didn't want to annoy the
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  Speaker 1: owner of this place because he's quite frankly, a fucking
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  Speaker 1: bell end Well said, if he's listening, you heard that.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck you you heard that.
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  Speaker 2: Stand by those comments.
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  Speaker 1: We have been given out walking papers in this place,
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  Speaker 1: which is upsetting because the kids have the last few
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  Speaker 1: years built some memories here. But that's all right, that's
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  Speaker 1: part of being a renter. I'm not going to cry. Maybe.
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  Speaker 1: And I wanted a friend to do some stuff around
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  Speaker 1: the house and I said to him, Hey, can you
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  Speaker 1: put you fixed a couple of things up for me?
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, I'm an run And I said,
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  Speaker 1: do you know what, I've got a case of specific
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  Speaker 1: al stone and wood with your name on it if
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  Speaker 1: you come around and do it for us. Bam. He
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  Speaker 1: was here within the hour.
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  Speaker 2: What work did he do?
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  Speaker 1: It's very subtle. Yeah, he's just can I.
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  Speaker 2: Can I try? And ah, yes, tighten the screws on
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  Speaker 2: your bed.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, that's one of them. But no, no, he's just
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  Speaker 1: a couple of squeaky doors. This needed the wd Ford
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  Speaker 1: into the job, so he's just had to tight a
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  Speaker 1: few things for us. There's nothing a.
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  Speaker 2: Couple of squeaky doors, that bed frame, squeaky bedheads.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, so I used Pacific oil to get it across
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  Speaker 1: the line. He is a huge specific Girl fan. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you Stonewood for making this episode possible, as they do
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  Speaker 1: with every episode.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, and we also have to mention as well the
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  Speaker 2: fact that we went on a little business trip for
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  Speaker 2: some shopping. Have we bought surfboards? And also as a
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  Speaker 2: night as a thanks, we dropped off a slab of stone.
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  Speaker 1: We did, so I've just forgot about it.
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  Speaker 2: We're no longer paying anyone when people are like, your
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  Speaker 2: invoice has not been paid.
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  Speaker 1: But sh we left something for you at the front door.
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  Speaker 1: Cheers stone Woods, stone Woods. Stone Wood is paying.
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  Speaker 2: Delicious everything and it's a new former currency. Hey, should
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  Speaker 2: we just quickly mention the fact that you dropped the
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  Speaker 2: news of me yesterday, the fact that you're getting booted
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  Speaker 2: out of your complex. Yeah, how's the family going? Well?
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  Speaker 1: What it is? See that beam there? Look at it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, for anyone wondering, I'm looking out to
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  Speaker 2: the backyard of ashes at place, and there is a
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  Speaker 2: beam that's melting.
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  Speaker 1: It looks as a bend on it. Banana bends to
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  Speaker 1: the left.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so the beam's no good? What's and how did
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  Speaker 2: that get you kicked out?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? So what happened was I complained about the beam
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  Speaker 1: and the gordfully so yeah, hopefully it's dangerous if that
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  Speaker 1: falls on a kid, they kill a kid. That's a
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  Speaker 1: kid killing beam.
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  Speaker 2: That's well said, thank.
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  Speaker 1: You anyway, he it's not the issue of the beam
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  Speaker 1: itself or me. I think what's happened here is he's
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  Speaker 1: in dispute with the Body corporate and Strata right, and
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  Speaker 1: unfortunately that impacts us because where the bottom feed is
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  Speaker 1: in this situation, we're caught in the crossfire. He's decided
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  Speaker 1: he's had enough. He's going to fuck this place off
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  Speaker 1: or if he's got to do any work to it.
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  Speaker 1: He's so cheap, this guy, Yeah, he's so fucking cheap.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I'll just tear it down. But obviously the
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  Speaker 1: body corp has said.
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  Speaker 3: No, you need to match anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So he is someone who works in a timber yard.
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  Speaker 2: What do you reckon? What's that beam worth? What do
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  Speaker 2: we that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, the thing is the one next door if they'd
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  Speaker 1: have done it properly, like the one next door. See
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  Speaker 1: it's quite thick compared to this one. That is a
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  Speaker 1: h three pine beam.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking love it when you talk.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a two ninety by six you fine.
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  Speaker 3: Ah treated?
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  Speaker 1: And how I define pressure treated it is there's two
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  Speaker 1: different types of treated. Think about this. If you're having
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  Speaker 1: sex with your wife and you dip your dick in
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  Speaker 1: and rull it out, yeap, and you're done. That is
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  Speaker 1: just treated on the outside. If you dip it in
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  Speaker 1: and leave it in there and soak it, that's hates
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  Speaker 1: three right right. I might have to cut that out.
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  Speaker 2: No it anyway.
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  Speaker 1: That's about twenty two dollars a meter. That's about sixty
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  Speaker 1: six dollars.
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  Speaker 2: I've been having sex with my wife wrong all this time,
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  Speaker 2: all this time.
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  Speaker 1: You want to get it pressure treated anyway. So his
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  Speaker 1: thought processes of this, he's either going to sell it
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  Speaker 1: or if he's got to do some work to it,
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  Speaker 1: might as well do a bunch of different work to
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  Speaker 1: it at the same time, which is fine. It gave
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  Speaker 1: us thirty days and I said to him yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: That's not a long time.
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  Speaker 1: I said to him yesterday, I need more time, and
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  Speaker 1: he was like why, I said.
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  Speaker 2: Have you What do you fucking mean why? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: And I said, I got two kids under five, Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to find them in your home? No,
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: I've got to find him in It was like, gotcha.
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  Speaker 1: Soon as I got a little bit snarky, which is
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  Speaker 1: probably what goes kicked out in the first place. That's fine,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine. I have a problem with that.
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  Speaker 2: And honestly, so how much extra time do you have?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know yet. I'm sort of giving it a
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  Speaker 1: couple of days for everyone to just take a deep breath,
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  Speaker 1: and then on Monday, I'll call him with I'll just
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  Speaker 1: ask for what my options are, whether if he's going
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  Speaker 1: to sell it, we could just go month to month
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  Speaker 1: until he sells it or until I find something. I
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  Speaker 1: want to help him out as much as possible. Also,
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: what's probably pissed him off is we want to sign
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  Speaker 1: a renewal. He up the ramp only about twenty bucks,
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: but April fucking went in after him, no my watch exactly,
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  Speaker 1: and we said we're not signing anything until the beans ficked.
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  Speaker 1: And that's obviously pissed him off too. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: just all too much for this old head who's probably
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  Speaker 1: got ten properties and is just a classic. Won't spend
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  Speaker 1: a sand.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking wild, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking sick of these boomers. I remember boomers and teenagers.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sick of them.
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  Speaker 2: Laura's old place that she was in was like so
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: many things wrong with it, Like every tap was leaking,
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  Speaker 2: lights didn't work, floorboards were like falling in. And she'd
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: call the landlord and she'd be like, hey, like, I
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: literally cannot turn the taps off. They just won't stop running,
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: like it's as hard as it will go. And he
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, cool, I'll be there tomorrow. This guy
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  Speaker 2: would rock up and he had like twenty properties in Sydney.
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, dude, just spend like one hundred bucks
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  Speaker 2: and get a plumber to come out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you're talking about we're talking about the same guy. Ye. Yeah,
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: it's the same guy. He comes and fixes which I
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: don't care. If he wants to come and do the
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: maintenance on those players, that's fine, come and fix those
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: little things. He came measured up to get the beat.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: He was like, I'm going to get it replaced. I'm like,
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: that's cool to like you just let me know.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: But like it's probably while they've got twenty properties though,
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: because they are so stingy.
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  Speaker 1: But like, do you want people to talk? I'm sitting
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  Speaker 1: here in a public this is going to be public
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: for everybody to watch this. What's his name talking? Do
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: you really want spend the money? So I'm not here
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: talking about you?
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: What's his name out there? What's is a draft?
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: Fuck you?
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I didn't want to talk about this today so much.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize this, thank you. I wanted to talk about
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: really quickly because it was your birthday, was my birthday?
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  Speaker 1: You were away, you goast to me the whole day
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  Speaker 1: plan hard. Get sorry about that. That's okay. I understand
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  Speaker 1: you with your family and you don't want to hear
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  Speaker 1: from me. Some people's not.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: I always always enjoy hearing from you, But you, it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't matter. We were away, what the day that I didn't,
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: what the hour, what the minute?
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: I was I was gonna. I took it personally for
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: a moment until someone else at your happy birthday in
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: a group chat and you didn't respond to that either,
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: And I thought, it's not just me.
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  Speaker 2: What did you say? What was your message? You just said, hay.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Birthday, Hapy birthday. Yeah cool, And then I said that
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: they should sack heavy, and you weren't happy about that.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: Can I just say one of the downs and maybe
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: this is me getting really old, one of the downsides
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: of your birthday and there weren't that many. Makes it
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: sound like I'm being very arrogant here and toot my
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: own home with how many friends I've got. But when
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: people are like, happy birthday, and you're like, I'll respond
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: to that in a second, and then another person writes
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: happy birthday, and then all of a sudden, you've got
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: like twelve messages you got to write back to him.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, how tough is it being popular? How
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: tough is it having people care about you? How damn
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: people care about you?
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: In which you have?
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Do you know how you sound terrible? You sound like Oscar?
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: I'm grateful, You're okay. Anyway, let's get past that. You
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: got very sick.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: I did get sick, and.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: Look, I felt very sorry for you. I felt like,
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: that's not fair because you just had two weeks with
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: the kids on your own, okay, and then you've gotten
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: sick for a whole week. So I thought the guy
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: needs a little bit of TLC. So April and I
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: have got you something for your birthday, okay, And I
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: think you're going to love this. You're gonna lap this
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: up all and usually I'm going to get you a
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: joke gift. Usually, but I have reduced, severely reduced the
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: amount of alcohol I consume over lately, and I've turned
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: into an mpath. So I've done something nice for you.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: We've got you a gift voucher for a spa in
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: vore Cluse. I don't know what it's called anyway, soul
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: spa for you to go and pamper yourself. You get massage,
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: you get a facial holy shit. Yeah, well happy birthday?
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: The fuck is going on?
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: Is this a tree? What I thought? Two hard weeks
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: with the girls with laurd Off doing work and then
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: you get sick. You need some time to yourself.
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: This is very generous from that, It's okay, very generous,
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: Okay from someone who's just been evicted as well.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: This is the reason we can't pay renty.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Which spa is it?
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: It's in more clues, Oh, April picked it. That's okay,
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: I'll send that to you. You book yourself in for
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: a couple of hours. Turn your phone on. I'll take
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: care of business, get a facial, get a massage. Maybe
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: happy ending. I don't know what they do.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: Where have you booked me into walking down King's Cross?
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: The play prestigious Robin Tug in vocal. Anyway, Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. That's really generous of you.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: I've got another juicy present for you. Jesus, that's not
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: it's just something I wanted to run by the.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Gift that keeps on giving.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to. I'm trying to. I'm trying to give more.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to do.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: I like it. I like it. I like the new
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: improved ASH.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: It's temporary ASH. Let's just go with that. Because I'm bored. Man,
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: I'm only drinking minimal amounts. I'm bored at night. Let's
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: put that way.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: So what have you got for me?
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: I've done a lot of thinking lately about we're doing.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: That's scary. That's a scary thought to know that I've done.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, like, but I'm going to
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: give you, Okay, I'm going to give you something so
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: paramount Plus we hosted a movie last weekend. Last weekend
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: on Saturday Raging success. It was. It was chaotic, But
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: that's the point, right, that's.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: What we wanted, that's what that's on brand for us.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: That's very on brand.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: And so where, okay, you want to do another movie night?
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Where do you want to go with it?
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: No?
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: No, no, I've been thinking about a potential TV series
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: that I wanted to pitch you and let me know
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: what your thoughts are. Okay, this could either be go
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: really well, is it a comedy? It is a comedy,
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: not at first glance, At second glance, it's a comedy. Okay,
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: let me give you the let me give you one.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: The synopsis.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: This is the synopsis of it. Okay.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: It's also risky of you to discuss this on the podcast.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Who knows how many TV producers are listening right now
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: stealing the ideas.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Well, it'll be out there before the it'll be.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: We want to plant the sea.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: You get people excited, people excited that if it ever happens,
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: or if anyone ever makes this, that you would be
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: like this is where it came. Yes, okay, So it's
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: called vigil Ante Mums. The synopsis is this two mums,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: two young mums. Okay, with young kids. Okay, just my
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: first thought.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Should we should we have two dads?
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: No? Okay, it's funnier with mums. Okay, okay, because my
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: mum's out there listening right now. Are going to love this, yep? Okay,
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: vigil ante mum, two mums Okay. In their local neighborhood,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: they've been overrun by a group of teenagers doing stupid shit, vandalizing, stealing,
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: all this sort of stuff. So the mums have decided
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: that police aren't going to do anything. They want to
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: take it into their own hands. They're forming a vigil
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: ante group of mums of other like minded mums to
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: fight crime. Parent during the day, fight crime at night.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Vigil ante mums.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Where do we come into it?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: If your producers in the film, it's a film, it's
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: a short series, six episodes, okay, six episodes.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Well, April and Laura a bit.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't got that far. I've got this far
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: as it. But it's a vigilantic but it's a comedy, okay.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: So that's where it's like a second gland. You're like, okay,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: is this going to be a serious yet? No, because
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: you can imagine what it would be like for Laura
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: and April as two young mums with young kids forming
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: a vigilante grip.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Has April ever had to put on the vigil anti
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: hat lately? Around here? Is that?
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Where is this based on the real based on true fans?
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Your? I g A robbery? Is this the IDA robbery?
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah? So let's talk about where I got the idea from.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: What do you? First of all, what are your thoughts?
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: It's fucking brilliant. Thank you. It's incredible saying that a
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: little bit.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: No what I thought it would be hilarious.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's not like I need it to marinate.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: It's a good start. It's a great start.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Mums.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard you the first time. Its I like it.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Let me see it third time? Vigil ante mums?
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Oh sorry sorry sorry.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a great idea, just saying I
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: would watch it. It's kind of like that show that
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: came out called Working Mums. Right, there's Working Mums that
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: came out, but it was missing something and that is
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: crime Fighters.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: It does for me a bit of a bridesmaid feel.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Is Kirsten what's her name? Cast Wig?
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Is she free? No? Actually, I got a question for you.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: If Laura was to be a character. Who would you
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: want to play Laura? So you'll play you? This is
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: where I'm going at the Dad's in it. Halle Berry
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Australian actor. We can't afford halle Berry.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Done. Who would we get? Actually, I don't know many
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Australian actresses. Rebecca Gidney maybe who was a girl from
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: home and away? Richie, Richie, she do well, she.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Would do pretty good, pretty well? Funny?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: What are the brunettes o there out there that that actors?
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Would you get some less Barbara to do it? Let's
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: have Australian actresses. Australian actresses bad we google it.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Isla Fisher, Isle of Fisher.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: There we go needs to be more like I go.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Robbie would be April. That's the biggest Complementaples ever got on.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I reckon, there's a heap Tony Collette. Anyway, where I
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: got the idea was is as I told you, there's
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: been a string, There's been a and the string keeps
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: continues to get longer. My friend of crime petty crime
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: done by a group of teenagers between the ages of
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: fourteen and sixteen in worry. Would we had the I set? Now?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I wish we had mister Freeze. Mister Freeze has moved on.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Do you know what? He was probably keeping things in check,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: mister Freeze.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: He was he was willed in that Samurai.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: It's a bit like Saddam Hus saying, like everyone thought
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: he was a bad guy and then when he was
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: taken out, then all.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: That's real bad guys.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what's happened. Worry. What is essentially Iraq right now?
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Anyway? So yeah, good thing, I'm moving. So mister Freeze
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: would have been good to have around lately because he
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: would have kept everybody.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: The kids are just running wild.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: They are running wild. So what happened was they held
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: up they didn't hold up the Ida. They were robbing
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: the Ida. They're pinging stuff from the IgA.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Taking alcohol.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the owner of the Ida just had an
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: af like withheld the bikes on get away and then
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: it turned a little bit violent where they essentially try
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: to rough the lady up and my mate, he warns
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: a cafe. There's some pretty good CCTV footage of it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Him and the chef got involved and like started wrestling
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: his kids, and some punches were thrown and the kids
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: got got away because you know what, kids like the
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: square me got away for the police can't lock down,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: and the police were there's what we can do.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's fucking wild, isn't it.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And apparently the parents of these kids don't give
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: a fuck either.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Like if you're robbing a store and threatening a female.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: They had a by the throat, Like, come on, dude.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: That's like something's got to happen. I'm not saying lock
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: him up in jail because I don't want to tend
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: them into this.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: We need the vigilante told you anyway, So after that,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: what happened was they held up the JB High fight
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: in the shopping center around here, held that. They actually
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: held it up with what though knife? Some stuff got away.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: That's there's more.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I was down at the shops, the same shops the
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: other day. There's a liquor land out of the front.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: It's a Saturday, classic day for drinking, Saturday, miss it.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: And I'm down there with Oscar. I'm unlocking on the
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: e bike because we're going to drive home. And I
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: saw this kid literally at the front door of Liquorland.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: He walked in, grabbed two bottles of Gregor's, turned around
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: and said these are mine, bitch? What he didn't run
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: just casually. We casually walked off and his mate joined him,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: who was eating subway, and they just walked off the confidence. Anyway,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I'm with Oscar. I can't do anything. It's not my
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: bottles of vodka. If I wasn't with Oscar, I probably
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: would have been like because I know when they got
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: when they got jumped at IgA by the chef and stuff,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: one of them cried, I definite would have really killed
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: them about that. One of them cried, yeah, I can't
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: be a felon and then cry at the scene of
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: the crime.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no. Like imagine someone like.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Robert Robin Malatt killed someone and then cried after with
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Actually he probably did. He probably cries after see.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine rubbing a bank and then the cops being
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: like freezing.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Then I was riding behind them on the e
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: bike and I.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Was like, I was like in pursuit or just going
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: in the same direction.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: They were covering the footpath, and I thought, what's the
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: most I can do when I'm got my five year
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: old because they could have had a knife at anything. Yeah,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I could be on the news. Great for business, and
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I was like riding. I was like, let's get it
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: start of them, and I just kept riding off really fast. Anyway,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: then I thought I went past the cafe and I
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: gave them an update, and Pete and I were like, fuck,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: we're over this. This is my suburb, you know what
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, not anymore thanks to my landlord. And then
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I sort of let the weekend go by, and then
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: yesterday I popped in for a coffee at the cross
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: the thing and Pete goes, they've struck again. They broke
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: into the bike shop that's at the bottom of the
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: streetet up here.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: The cop gonna sit back and just watch this.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Essentially, that's what's happening.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Surely at some point they've got to step in.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but this is get.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Mister Freeze out of jail and let him loose on.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: The state jail. He's in rehab. It's very different.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Get him out of there enough enough he doesn't.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Need the relapse anyway. So that's where the idea for
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: the Vigilante Mums has come from. And I think it's
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: this fucking solid idea if it's well written, And do
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: you know who I think can write that show?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: You because I like vigilante dads. That's why I thought
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: this is.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Going Look honestly, I thought yeah, But I thought the
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: mum idea makes it way funnier. Okay, because when Laura
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: gets aggressive at something, you've seen HI get aggressive all
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: It's every night.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: It's kind of comical sometimes when you look back in
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: your lab. Not to me, Bro, but I thought it'd
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: be funnier if it's the mums, and then you and
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I play the husbands that are like kind of half
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: trying to stop it but half entertained.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Or we're gonna have to write in the sex scenes
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: and be like, sorry Laura in April, it's for the
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: art of the show, Like why is.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: There twelve sex scenes in this episode.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Is a comedy? And why is Eileen Fisher and Margot
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Robbie playing your wives?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I think it's a great idea. Okay, very good, Marinate. Sorry,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I've just taken up twenty five minutes.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Don't you dare apologize for giving the people twenty five
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: minutes of pure heaven.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: For anyone who's listening that knows how to produce right
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: a TV show or has I would like to add
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: to that idea.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: I feel like the majority of people listening are stuck
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: right now with a baby in their arms or like
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: a sleep in the room.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Next streaming about becoming vigilantes.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: This is for you. I did become sick ash, Yes,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: so it did become sorry, sorry, Okay, it was a flu.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know if flues ever happened like this for you.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: But I don't get sick.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: You don't get sick. I don't know how you said.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: That last year. And then I got sick for like
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: a month straight.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: But every like for three nights up to and it
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: actually hit me and I got really sick. I'd get
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: to four or five o'clock and I was just like,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I'm so so cold, and like my back was getting
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: really aggy.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: And do you know what? Do you know? Actually? Sorry,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: before you continue with a sort of snuffly nose, you
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: sound much more like your mum.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: It's offensive. Damn it.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Your mom's amazing.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I'm becoming her. But I was. I knew it was coming.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I knew it was coming. It was like it was
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: imagine an orgasm, but it's horrible, and the build up
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: is over four days, That's what it was like. I
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: was like, when's it going to hit me.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: You're being edged.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: And then on the Sunday Ash Sunday, I was like,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: it's got me. Yes, it's got me. And we're driving
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: back from a little weekend away for my birthday and
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: normally I love to drive. Laura loves to just sit
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: in the passenger seat, and I said, you've got to
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: drive home, and I I was sitting there. And no
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: disrespect to Laura, she's very caring, but I was fucking dying.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: It was bad.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: When the king falls, he.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Falls, and Laura was like like halfway home and she's like,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? And I'm just there, like melting
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: in the passenger seat and I'm like, I'm just like
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: on Instagram. And she's like, can you like you're gonna
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: talk to me? And I was like, I'm fucking dying.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, but if you're on Instagram, you could
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: talk to me.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: It's like that's kind of fair.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: But now what.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Even just even just maybe not even maybe just be
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: there to listen, because if you like this, you're not. No.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I was dying. Look, it's scrolling, is like the it
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: takes like zero energy or mental capacity to scroll listening
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: to Laura.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: To be careful with.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: As much as I love her, I just didn't have
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: it in me. But the us. She was I don't
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: know if you've seen the new COVID tests that have come.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: No, COVID doesn't exist anymore.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought, But the tests, no one's testing anymore.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: The tests have improved.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: To suck on the end of this, and I'll tell
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: you if you positive.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Laura was worried that I had COVID, and I was like,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: it could be COVID. I feel pretty weird. So she's like,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: try this new test, and the test is it doesn't
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: The test just doesn't test for COVID, it tests for
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: multiple things. But I was saying to Laura. I was like, Laura,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I've never experienced an illness like this. It's like it's
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: like the strain of COVID is mutated, and it's unlike
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: anything I've experienced before. I hope to God you don't
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: get this because it's awful. I can't think. I can
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: barely move. I'm bed ridden, could barely get out of
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: bed to go to the bathroom. Ash it was. I
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: would wish upon no one what I've been through.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: What about my landlord?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Except fuck you and so Laura. Then after that day
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: she's like, you've got a test for COVID because I
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: think it could be COVID, and I was like, it's
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: definitely COVID. Who knows what else I've got. Anyway, we
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: do the test, which test for COVID, influenza and the
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: flu Okay, okay. So I do the test and we're
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: sitting there. I've got my head in my hand and
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh God, where will this end. The first
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: test comes through COVID negative. Oh, and I'm like that's good.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: That's good. I don't want COVID. But I'm like the
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: flu influenza, maybe I've got the double influenza comes through
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: negative and I'm like surely, surely the flu one line
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: comes up. I'm waiting. I'm okay, give another five minutes.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Negative across all fronts. This test is like he's being
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: a little bitch.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: It's like the worst form of gambling. You're like, come on,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: give me one of them, give me one of them. Nothing, nothing.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Laura is there like looking at me, and I'm like,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: it's give me another test again. Negative across all.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, So you're completely fine.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Then I'm like, am I sick. I am sick. Yeah,
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I am sick. I've been in bed for the last
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: three days.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: It just just general cold.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Glad you asked. It was as just a general cold.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Apparently not according to the fucking test these days. Whoever's
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: making these tests, they're fucking faulty.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: They need to add something on there.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: It's just like sympathy, but it's also like, I'm now,
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: I've only just come out to the big wide world,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: you know, when you've been cooped up.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: I've literally not left the house for three days. I'm like,
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: it's fucking crazy. Yeah, dude, I'm reacclimatizing to like the
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: real world, and it's it's not been It's like in
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: those come out of Jail.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: It's like in those movies where it's like a catastrophic
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: storm hits and everyone's got a bunker down for ages,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: but doubt tomorrow, and then they're like it's free to
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: come out, and you're like, come out and there's like
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: complete carnage and you're like, you come out of the
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: weather's beautiful, it is.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: It's a good day to be out. It's a good
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: day to be out, but ash not to catastrophize my
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: situation anymore. And let this just be a warning to
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: any parents out there, because right now there is an
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: epidemic happening.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I'm familiar.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: It's an epidemic on a national scale.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: And honestly, it's a dirty one.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: It's fucking gastro.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it could get real bad.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: It's gashtro, Bro, and it's gastro.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: If you're saying it's worse than COVID.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I'd say it's worse. It's worse than the plague.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: We could use a plaque, so a few people would
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: like to just fucking drop it in the streets out there.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: You really have right now, ash, right now, except for
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Laura and Ellie, the other two haven't been sick. But
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: as I was dying my own, you know, fighting my
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: own personal battles, Lola starts vomiting.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah, bro, it's so bad.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like coming out both ends. Bro, Like when
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: she goes to the toilet, she's just like, having a kid.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: With gastro and you're one hundred percent healthy is bad enough.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: And I can't imagine. I think, yeah, that's right. The
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: other day you were like I was on the phone
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: and you were like, hey, there, you're going I was like, yeah, good,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: then I hate it.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, there was Laura's told the story and
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: life on cut, So if you're coming from a life
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: on cut, apologies isn't about to hear it. I'm going
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: to retell it, but.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: But with maybe some quick little one liners from.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Me even better. So Lola often comes into our bed
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: and she was like, Mummy, Daddy, I'm there, like you know,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: fucking and I woke and up it was pitch black.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: So it's you know, in the middle of the night,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh the fuck that smell. You
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: know when you're like the smell almost creeps into your
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: dream first and you're like, what the hell? She has
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: come in and she's been marinading in her own shit.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: She's just shit is everywhere. It is like drenched in it.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: It's like she's been swimming in a pool of shit.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: And then she's come to us being like help. Yeah,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: And so you know at two in the morning, stripping
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: her bed and getting her washed gastro.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Shit's got like a bily smell to it. It's not
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: quite shit smell. Yeah, it's like because it hasn't digested
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: into shit, it's just coming out of where the shit
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: comes out. Yeah, you're about to get your mind blown gone.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It kind of felt like I was leading up to
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: something really really, really really profound, But it's like, I'm
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: just gonna give my opinion on it. It's not digested enough.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: This could be wrong. I'm not a medical doctor. It's
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: not yes yet doctor. Yeah, I could be a doctor anyway.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: It's not quite digested. So it's like it's that liquidy,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: bily per smell where it's like it's just passing through
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: where the pooh usually goes. So it's just getting the
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: residual pooh from the anus. But it's actually like it's
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: like vomit.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: You are a fucking doctor.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: It's like vomit. It's got that weird Smell's like I
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: can imagine her, the poor thing been in bed with it.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: She might have shit herself without knowing and still slept
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: through it.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Continue, So I know you like you understand.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: I appreciate the sympathy.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: That you're getting me seeing the picture for everyone.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Can I also just say, as someone yourself who has
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: got healthy kids, you don't know how good you've got it, bro,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: You know what life is like when they get ill. Yeah,
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: and then she missed three days of daycare, and then
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, she's good, she's eating again, she's fine.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Poohs weren't quite there. But we're like, we're going to
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: send her back in the daycare because she was at
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: home and you know, she was getting fucking bored just
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: being I couldn't Laura was away for work. I couldn't
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: do much with them. Send it to daycare. And then
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: the rule of daycare is one diarrhea. That's okay, too diarrhea,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: You're fucking out of there to die. The double diarrhea?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: What about a third?
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: One third? One? So then it wasn't long lower then
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: shut herself twice. Had to go pick her up the
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: next day. Ash, It's happened, Marley's been struck down, Marley's
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: been with the fucking plague. Friend deep in it, bro but.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Still testing negative to everything else.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Can I just say, as well, Ash, I wouldn't wish
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: an illness onto anybody other than as a parent. It's
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: very tough to sit back and watch your children be unwell,
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: as I'm sure you can appreciate, so sad. You know
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: you want them to be out there living their best life,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: life happy.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: All kids should be out there living their best life.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, they should put that on shirt ash. Except when
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: they are sick. It is nice. You get a bit
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: of piece and quiet, sometimes very cuddly, very cuddly, and
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: then also sleepy. It's kind of nice.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Sometimes makes you to sleep again. Damn you get the
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: laptop out.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Marley's very cuddly at the moment, very very cuddly.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: She's pretty conyway she's Yeah, I.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Know that's saying a lot, but this morning she did
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: have a vomit this morning. She just didn't want to
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: freak you out, but she had this moment where she
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: becomes so like emotionals. It was quite a beautiful moment
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: before while like while she was vomiting, she was like,
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: she goes, I just love this family so much, the drama,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: the drama of it. And I was holding it. She's
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: been vomiting in the in the little tupperware container. I'm
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: holding her hair. And this is pretty early in the morning.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: I was just me and the kids and then Lola's
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: watching on and because she's been vomiting so much, it's
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: just you know, those last bits of.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Violet and she must have a six pack.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's absolutely diced right now. And then Lola's there
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: going I don't want to see money like this, and
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: then Mahali looks over and she goes Lola look away.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Lola's like, no, man, lived, I'll come back for you,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I swear.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: So it was a beautiful moment this morning, as like
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: before the vomit. Yeah, before during the vomit they do,
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: that's it.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: They get them real emotional before that. It's like when
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I told her that story about Oscar spewing back up
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: into the do nut king cup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: was like I'm cold. I was like, oh yeah. I
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: was like, well, I love you. It's like their body
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: is like I think, I think this is it. I
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: better get my last advising.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: So right now, Marley is still in recovery. Lola's having
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: a fucking awful time because she's just had an entire
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: week of doing nothing, eating chips in front of the TV,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: had her dummy the whole time. The rules in the household,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: the routine is just not existing anymore. And then this
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: morning I was like, who wants to get dressed for daycare?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: And She's like, what, bitch, I'm on holiday.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: So it was fucking hell this morning. Trying to get
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: back into the normal room.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Where is Marley at home?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Mans at home with Nana?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish her very speedy recovery.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Dude, I wish you don't get this illness.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: And I think you're in my house.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: I'm in the house.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I guarantee you I won't. It's all here, my friend.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Remember I'm out right now. Okay, that's what I thought.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I've turned into an impath and I'm Xenna's fuck.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking xen and arrogant.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Yes and ready, Okay, let's go into petty couples. Okay,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: give the people they want. Petty couple, Welcome down the street.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Petty couple couple. I love you, but immit you, no one.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Can push me quite like you anyway. Petty parents, Matt.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: If Laura is gonna not take your illness seriously, then
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: you can use these.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, she has been a little bit sympathetic. I don't
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: want to. I don't want to treat Laura like.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: You don't want a petty petty.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Can I actually I will say just to like we
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: are in petty couples. But shout out to Laura, gave
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: me a blowjob last night? What yeah, yeah, get it
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: out yeah, yeah, hell, which was like, I don't want
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: to get your illness, and so she's like, i'll give you.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Don't kiss me, let me give you a blow job.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, all right.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: But I'm like, why have we not talking about this earlier?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's a question. Okay, here's saving for the question
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: segment or no, Okayeah, here's a question. If you're a
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: doctor listening, please let us know if this is like
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: something that happens if I'm sick, I do have the flu,
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: regardless what the test says. If Laura tastes my semen,
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: does this semen hold any of the germs are the germ?
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Could you get? Assume could you get someone's flu from
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: taking their semen?
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Because that means that your potential children who are in
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: that semen would be sick. I think we're really opening
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: up a candle.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Let us know.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think that's a very valid question.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I heard that jizzy makes you recover.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: That's that's something that some guys said everyone's chat.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I believe that that's pop chat. That's pop jat. So
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: let's just like I've got number five on the next race. Also,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: do you know this semen helps you recover.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Sorry, petty couples, we apologize. We'll get back onto regular programming.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: This one's from Maddie and she says she'll pick up
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: night shift when her husband's annoying her so he has
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: to look after the kids while she gets some sleep.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Very good night shift again. Sorry, Oh what a night.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I've got a whole weekend night this week.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: This one is from Abby. He says that her husband
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: likes to game a lot, and he's a gamer. Red flag.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: No, sorry, whoa not.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: If you're over thirty, you got kids and you're gaming,
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: something's wrong. No, it's not any my opinion there I
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: said it. What do you play?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I know your business?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: What do you have to She says that when he's
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: been playing too much, she'll secretly turn off the Wi
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Fi so it'll stop the game, and she'll pretend like
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: she doesn't know what happens, like it's just a little
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: glitch with the network.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Or you just flick it on and off. Yeah, I'd
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: be like I didn't touch it. Hear the power?
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Very good.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: It's like, look, he could be a gamer or it
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: could be golfer. Which one would you prefer? Mum's out
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: there should be happy that he's a gamer, because if
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: it was a golfer, he'd be gone for fucking six
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: hours on a Saturday.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Those who are golfing and gaming, fuck.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: They're what you called virgins. Okay, I just want to
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: give you a couple that I'm working with at the moment,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: and I think people can use out there, or people
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: are using as well, and they don't think that it's petty,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: but it is. Okay, the first one is kind of
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: mean at the same time.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: They're all mean.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when April forgets the tower for the shower, and
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: quite often she forgets to take a towel in with.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Her, that's annoying.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she'll go I'll hear the tap turn off
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: and then she'll go, oh fuck. And I was like, yeah,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: She's like, I need a towel. I'm like what, And
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I know the and it's a winter so it's getting
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: colder in there, and I let her just shiver for
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: a little while and let her call out a few
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: times for.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: The tower how many times a little while until she goes.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Oh cold, And I'll be like, is it cold?
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: And then eventually you are.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Before we recorded we're talking about psychopaths. We were doe,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: get yourself tested, because that's how.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Hard that would be to get tested in psycho. I'm
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: trying to get tested for ADHD and it is so hard.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's maybe that's part of the test, like if
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: you can't complete the test and like you add, oh.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: My god, you just blew my mind. And the next
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: one I'm working on at the moment is very light
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: switch related. There's two I do. One if April's in
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: the toilet at night, I'll just reach my hand in
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: it turn the light off because she can't get up.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Fuck you're a child, because I get the don't just
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: straight up.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: And the other one when she wants to walk from
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: the door to the bed at night, and she'll be like,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: he's turned the lamp on so I can see because
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: she wants to turn the main light off, and she'll
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: turn the main light off, and then I'll turn the
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: lamp off and just midwalk. Find your way here, babe. Actually,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: actually just on that really quickly. I just jogged my
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: memory one thing when we were living without kids or
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: pre kids, and you know how like sometimes you like
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: to pretend to scare your partner, like you come boo. Anyway,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I took it a little bit too fast. I was
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: in bed with the light off, and I was awake.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I pretended to be asleep. She came in, she put
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: her phone on charge, and then she went to the bathroom,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: and I got up and I hid behind the door.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: So when she came in, I was gone. And then
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I just pushed the door shut. Just she cried. Anyway,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: that's just a quick short store.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: There's one more here. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: give it to you. If it's no good, we'll edit
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: it out. But this one is from Tresner.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: That's the last thing for sure.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Treasanda Brown. She says she gets the ships with her
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: husband because he never ever brings back his takeaway containers
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: like the tap of weak containers when he has his
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: lunch at work. She packs the lunch. He leaves it there.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: That's annoying, tup of way's expensive.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's ship liked.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: So then she cooks really saucy dishes and puts it
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: in ziplock bags soup. So recently she did curried sausages
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: with mashed potato and a ziplock bag for his lunch.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. Get I like that. That'll get him,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: that'll learn him.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I like it good. I've got a new question, A
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: new question.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Question with this episode takeond way longer we thought, you
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: know what, it was still a quick episode.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Not when Ash's not drinking. A question for you is
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: you know we've previously talked about the things that we
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: can do to come across as like more sexual or
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: more appealing to our partners. Is it anything that your
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: wife does that really turns you on?
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Here's one that got me. Actually, I'm glad you asked
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: this question, one that really I was. I was. I
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: was shocked. And I went down the park the other
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: day with the football and the Oscars loving football moments
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: were kicking the football, running around anyway, just out of
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: the blue.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: And there's ain't there's nothing sexual about being at the park.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: No, or is there there's a lot of phallic shapes.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: I kicked the football and April took off after it,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: and she was like a gazelle, but she was in
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: quite a nice fitting workout outfit. Just the stride on
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: the woman really got me going. I was like, whoa,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: It was like, I can't well, I'm getting flustered.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Just went just your wife in like full stride in
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: an open paddock.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that weird?
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: That's not weird at all. How are you going to
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: go with the electors?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Say she got some that.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: The Olympics is coming up? Yeah, no doubt what you're
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: going to be watching. Are you more of a hundred
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: meters kind of guy or like a four hundred eight hundred.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: We'll get able to run both and see how I go.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: You know what it is for me? Yeah, and surely
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: this is like.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Like unanimous, Yeah, unanimous decision.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Surely everyone everyone feels this way. If Laura comes out
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: of the shower, like she's just like she's like still
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: dripping her talel on but steamy, that's like that's you.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: That's me, bro. You and me are so different. You're
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: like April's are like.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Sweating in full stripe.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, heart rate, heart rates at one hundred and fifty.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I was just like I was probably jumping up and down.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: What it was when you like really gets into the
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: nitty gritty of it, but at full pace, babe, it
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: was like, now it's like she knew this, well, she's
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: gonna find out. She's going to hear this and then
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: She's just like she doesn't running around the house all
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Up and down the stairs anyway.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, that's good gear. Where'd you get that question?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: I was just thinking about it because I got the
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: blow job yesterday.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Oh you should get a steam machine, a little steamer, yeah,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: because then you could be like, I'm not really feeling it.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: But in a second.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Also with Laura, she normally just washes her feet at nighttime.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, I'm like, please have a shower. And
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: She's like, do you think I'm dirty? And I'm like, no,
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: I just do it. It's really nice.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: If you're going to wash your feet, do it with
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: really hot water.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: And she said she has a shower at night time.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: A little treat for me. Fu. We're weird.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: We're weird, and simple said the simple little thing. Last question,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Yes today, and then we let the listeners get back
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: to the day.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Are going on holidays soon, not locked over. But we
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: did the same holiday last year. And if you recall
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: went to balley with a couple of couples.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: This must be nice, must be nice.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: You can talk a couple of the couple numbers have doubled,
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: how many.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: There's like six or seven couples. Now, fucking hell, that's
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: a yeah, we're taking other beali Yeah.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: All from the mother's group.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Mother's group and a couple other couples.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: That that's nice. I like that. Good on you guys.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Sorry for not inviting you.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The seventh couple being like, what's the problem.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: The problem is, it's not a problem. It's a question.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I've got that, which is the question segment of the
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: show's not sure.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: If you done, We've done very well. This makes a
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: lot of sense.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: The question is at night time, the kids go to
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: bed much earlier. Obviously you're all in like a resort
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: style situation. Is it okay? Okay to put the kids
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: to bed and then leave them in the room and
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: go and enjoy maybe a drink or dinner like one
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: on one with the group monitor. Of course, you've got
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: a monitor on them or whatever.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: You can still see them, so you're not going leaving, okay,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: but you are going to go, say, to the restaurant downstairs.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Downstairs or on the same level.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Looku bro, you know him, one goes Madeline McCann.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: That was different times too. They did not have a monent.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I feel like back then. That was just before that case.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: I feel like everyone did it. Yeah everyone.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: If we used to leave their kids in the car
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: while they're at the pub at the front, think of
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: all the pub babies.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: I missed the good old days playing the car park.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: We're parenting in the wrong area of seat belts. Heaven, Ah,
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: we did. In that little trip away. We had Lola
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: sleeping in one of the end rooms of the house.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: There's a fire pit that was on the other side,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: and we would just with Laura's phone call MyPhone, but
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: put Laura's phone in the room and then I would
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: have MyPhone on speaker, so if she woke up, we
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: could hear it. And I think like even that made
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: us anxious, Like I was.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Like April was like, nah, I can't do that. I
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: feel like, if you're in range of the monotor, we'll
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: just do a hypothetical scenario. You've got a ground level yeah, okay,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: which is a lot of in Balley because it's pools
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: and all sorts of stuff. You put your kids asleep,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: you've got a monitor on them, and then the restaurant
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: is within monitor range. So I'm here sitting with you
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: having dinner. Here's the monitor. We're having our adult time
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: before we it's like each other's digs, and then the
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: kids are to put them in. You're in range of
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: a ground level.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: What's the range of a baby monitor? Because I've never
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: used one.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. It varies, It would vary from
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: brand to brand. I'd say, let's say it's fifty meters.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Let's say it's fifty meters.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fifty meters is fine. That's okay with me.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I would like to know what people thought, because honestly,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I don't want I'm not going to throw anyone on
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: the bus because everyone parents differently, Everyone's got a different opinion.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: We're to judge, We're not here to judge.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I think personally, if you're within range of the baby monitor,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: it's play on. Yeah, okay, because you could be at
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: the backyard of my house, my kids at the other
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: end of the house asleep, and I'm within range of
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: the baby monitor, and I hear them, I see them,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: they need me. I'm there within an instant.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: But also, do you know what a better option is
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: just get one of those babysitters.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I know, but then also the trusting is complete. Stranger
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: in a different country, in the room with them.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: You just don't think about it.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Just block it out, don't think about it. Yeah, okay,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: So I would like this is my call out to
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: those of who are listening to finish off this amazing
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: pod that we've just done.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: One of my best, one of our best. I'd say
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: they're all our best.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: This is top of the list.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Just let it.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Give us your thoughts.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: What's put a rule?
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: What's a rule of thumb?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll put it. We'll put a video out or
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: put it on the Facebook group so that you can
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: give us what you think or if you've got any
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: tips on that what to do. That's probably just like
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: don't leave your kids.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got plenty of time to figure out what
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: is the right thing to do before October.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, for sure, ash I.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Do want to take this opportunity to say to anyone
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: out there listening who hasn't yet given us a review,
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: we would we would love it if you would subscribe
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: to us. We would love that as well. I would
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: love it even more if you would send this episode
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: to anyone out there who may have a giggle at
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: us talking about TV show and getting blow jobs and
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: getting horny in the park.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Also, don't still my idea.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: If you do not take the idea as you have
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: to get out of here because you're going surfing. Oh yeah,
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: must be nice.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Must be nice, to be nice, not to be sick
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Must be nice. I've forgot what it feels like to
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: be there.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: You'll come good. I'll go bad, You'll come good. And
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: then we'll get to use that surfboard that you've bought.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: I've not yet used it.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Hey, guys, thank you.
• 51:26
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• 51:38
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