Latest / The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast / Episode 33: I Won’t, Says I
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- 0:10Speaker 1: How are you doing? Can I come in? Can I
- 0:12Speaker 1: Can I introduce the show? Can I give it a
- 0:13Speaker 1: Casey case some introduction there please?
- 0:15Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah.
- 0:17Speaker 1: How are you a proper old fashioned American silver tongued
- 0:21Speaker 1: radio DJ. Yeah?
- 0:24Speaker 2: They leading, hi, and welcome to TG episode. That one
- 0:31Speaker 2: of those ones, is it?
- 0:32Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 0:32Speaker 2: One of those? Yeah?
- 0:33Speaker 1: Hey everybody, it's a wild, wicked night out here with
- 0:36Speaker 1: the wild wind lashing against the windows, and you're here
- 0:39Speaker 1: comfortably listening to the Tom and Jerry show.
- 0:42Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.
- 0:43Speaker 1: That's staring Tom O'Mahoney and Jerry McBride. I fell in
- 0:49Speaker 1: with Casey case from there this week. YouTube threw it
- 0:52Speaker 1: up to me, how are you all doing? By the way,
- 0:53Speaker 1: that that was kitten on square there? This is the
- 0:56Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah.
- 0:59Speaker 1: He was like he was like the He was like
- 1:00Speaker 1: America's Larry Golgan.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Oh is that right? I know that I know who
- 1:05Speaker 2: you run about, But I never I never he never
- 1:08Speaker 2: stock up my z guys and.
- 1:11Speaker 1: We would be we will come along. But by all accounts,
- 1:13Speaker 1: the American Top one hundred or whatever did get aired
- 1:16Speaker 1: over here in Ireland. The bottom and played it on
- 1:20Speaker 1: radio one and at the weekends or some such but
- 1:22Speaker 1: Kasey Kaseen was a known thing over here. The game
- 1:25Speaker 1: like you know, when to the FM started and like Alice
- 1:27Speaker 1: Cooper had a show on Sundays. Yeah, that kind of thing.
- 1:31Speaker 2: And every so often, because you know, let's be honest,
- 1:33Speaker 2: podcasts are kind of taken over radio. But the builders
- 1:36Speaker 2: in the house, young and all young and old, they
- 1:39Speaker 2: love a radio.
- 1:40Speaker 1: They love the radio.
- 1:43Speaker 2: And I'm gone. You do notice bluetooth on all those
- 1:46Speaker 2: things because you can buy them from Little you can
- 1:48Speaker 2: buy him from or you can buy you know, the
- 1:50Speaker 2: wallved ones or whatever. But they all have Bluetooth or
- 1:52Speaker 2: an ox. You could literally your favorite tunes and like,
- 1:56Speaker 2: no they haven't Adds, Blairing and all the rest of Yeah,
- 2:00Speaker 2: but somebody came on was who's on the other evening?
- 2:04Speaker 2: It wasn't like Lisa Lashes. It was one. She was
- 2:06Speaker 2: like a DJ from the nineties, who's big indeed, right,
- 2:09Speaker 2: it could have been, but you know full well it wasn't.
- 2:12Speaker 2: She was not in studio.
- 2:14Speaker 1: No Christ, no, no, no, it's coming forward, Like yeah,
- 2:17Speaker 1: the record bumpers is like I'm Lisa Lashes and you're
- 2:19Speaker 1: listening to Today FM. I'm Lisa Lashes and you're listening
- 2:21Speaker 1: to you one two, I'm Lisa Lashes and you're listening
- 2:24Speaker 1: to f M one O four like like that.
- 2:27Speaker 2: I always picture one of them actually kind of skipping,
- 2:30Speaker 2: you know, as a record ended up, like remember what
- 2:34Speaker 2: was it? What was the what was the name of
- 2:36Speaker 2: the cabs in in total recall Jimmy Cabbs Jimmy Cabs
- 2:42Speaker 2: And he just starts having a malfunction like, but yeah,
- 2:46Speaker 2: we did. I do know exactly what you're talking about.
- 2:48Speaker 2: But this evening, the cat has been fed. I fed
- 2:50Speaker 2: the cat beforehand. If anybody remembers from last week, the
- 2:53Speaker 2: cat had an absolute meltdown and it's fade, so hopefully
- 3:00Speaker 2: be shipped together through the rest of the bad guest
- 3:03Speaker 2: any any meow and you hear is either me or
- 3:05Speaker 2: come yeah?
- 3:07Speaker 1: All that say all that to say I'm sorry before
- 3:09Speaker 1: we get into the show, probably the Casey case I
- 3:11Speaker 1: want to tell you one thing now.
- 3:12Speaker 2: It was great.
- 3:12Speaker 1: I'll find a Lincoln asenity is a senity is all,
- 3:15Speaker 1: so I will it was he do these things like
- 3:18Speaker 1: long distance dedication. Well this is from this is from
- 3:23Speaker 1: Shamy going out to Claren Clarice like, I'm a stationed
- 3:27Speaker 1: over here in Korea and I just wanted to know
- 3:29Speaker 1: baby and see all this kind of crack, right or
- 3:32Speaker 1: or be like this is a dedication to my dog
- 3:34Speaker 1: that's dead. But he'd record all them separate and then
- 3:38Speaker 1: it would all get mixed together with music and and
- 3:40Speaker 1: and songs and all this kind of thing. But he
- 3:42Speaker 1: was there's a recording of him recording. Okay, I'm okay,
- 3:46Speaker 1: So I just want you all know I'm about to
- 3:48Speaker 1: do a little dedication here for this Rover guy. Okay,
- 3:50Speaker 1: So when I record this, I don't want us to
- 3:52Speaker 1: play a jive number before this, you understand me, Because
- 3:55Speaker 1: I'm lean thistening every fucking week and I'm coming in
- 3:59Speaker 1: with Elvis as the bopping the hits, and then I'll
- 4:01Speaker 1: going straight into someone's dead fucking grandma. I don't want
- 4:04Speaker 1: it again.
- 4:05Speaker 2: So the hot Mike did you know what I wonder?
- 4:09Speaker 2: You know, like the sixth tape was the thing of
- 4:11Speaker 2: the early two thousands, and it would slip out like
- 4:13Speaker 2: every so often, like a hot Mike would do wonders
- 4:17Speaker 2: for a dying radio station, like.
- 4:18Speaker 1: Oh you know this this this is and and like
- 4:21Speaker 1: I dare say. I don't know if it's like a
- 4:23Speaker 1: hot mic or just it was recorded and eventually got
- 4:25Speaker 1: leaked out. I don't know, but I know one thing
- 4:28Speaker 1: for certain time, that kind of thing is not going
- 4:30Speaker 1: to happen on the Tom and Jerry Show.
- 4:32Speaker 2: Oh no, like we yeah, thankfully we've we've set out
- 4:36Speaker 2: of stall early doors. People. You know, there's no filters
- 4:38Speaker 2: here regardless anyway, and complaints are welcome, but they won't
- 4:43Speaker 2: go fir just like.
- 4:44Speaker 1: You know you're talking to you're talking to the two
- 4:46Speaker 1: people on the HR team here so.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Like and it's very rough gone, I know that much.
- 4:53Speaker 1: I'll have a ward with Tom. He leve award with
- 4:55Speaker 1: me regardless. Whitch, Look, Tom, let's get into the show.
- 4:59Speaker 1: It's how it's a bit of a mixture gatherum of
- 5:01Speaker 1: a week here now, but we do still have our
- 5:04Speaker 1: wonderful segments starting off with the week on the Scuttle,
- 5:08Speaker 1: but the big story, the weekly what have you.
- 5:11Speaker 2: This is a very complicated case, mad.
- 5:13Speaker 1: You know, a lot of ian's, a lot of outs,
- 5:14Speaker 1: a lot of what have you, and uh, a lot
- 5:16Speaker 1: of strands to keep in my head man scuttle.
- 5:20Speaker 2: But it's a word I don't hear that often. But
- 5:22Speaker 2: I heard during the week on a podcast, Gordo's Podcast.
- 5:27Speaker 2: I think he I don't know I did he lifted
- 5:29Speaker 2: from you or something, but he was describing somebody and
- 5:32Speaker 2: he said scuttle butt. What interesting. I haven't heard that
- 5:35Speaker 2: since I was in sharp trousers, and now I've heard
- 5:38Speaker 2: it two times in one week. I'll tell you.
- 5:40Speaker 1: I'll tell you exactly where I lifted scuttle butt from it.
- 5:44Speaker 1: There's a song called the scuttle Bush in the live
- 5:48Speaker 1: action Little Mermaid movie that came out a couple of
- 5:51Speaker 1: years ago, and it's start talking about gottle book gossip.
- 5:54Speaker 1: It's like, well, I tell you about the scuttle but
- 5:58Speaker 1: I won't sing it. We'll get a content strike from
- 6:00Speaker 1: is neligious fight.
- 6:00Speaker 2: No, I think if you I think, if you okay, Jerr,
- 6:02Speaker 2: it wasn't quite on the money as you think. I think.
- 6:05Speaker 1: I think you'll find Tom it was fairly buying tidy. Well, listen,
- 6:08Speaker 1: we have a lot of news this week, and it's
- 6:11Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's not necessarily one big story. We're
- 6:14Speaker 1: doing like a little sort of weekly What have your
- 6:16Speaker 1: roundup of news pertaining to the same topic Tom, And
- 6:19Speaker 1: it's something that comes up every now and then on
- 6:21Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry Show because we've got an interest
- 6:23Speaker 1: in a Tom and it is spice space.
- 6:27Speaker 2: There's loads of the leads. There is loads of literally
- 6:31Speaker 2: they clues in the name, loads of loads. And you
- 6:35Speaker 2: think it been with so much space infinite as some
- 6:38Speaker 2: would believe, some believe there's an age somewhere. I don't
- 6:41Speaker 2: know about that, but it would seem we're kind of
- 6:46Speaker 2: the party's gotten a bit crowded. Are going to get
- 6:48Speaker 2: a bit crowded in the next What are we talking
- 6:50Speaker 2: a couple of months, a couple of years.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Well, we've got we've we've got we've got a couple
- 6:55Speaker 1: of story Tom, You've got one, and I've got one,
- 6:56Speaker 1: sort of like a space round up kind of a thing.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Why don't you don't you hit me with yours there, buddy,
- 7:02Speaker 1: because yours is woo woo. Mine's a little bit kind
- 7:05Speaker 1: of more straightforward.
- 7:06Speaker 2: Well woo woo. But I mean currently in Congress in America,
- 7:12Speaker 2: because there's congresses everywhere, but in America they have I mean,
- 7:16Speaker 2: he's not a whistleblower because he's actually not going to
- 7:20Speaker 2: be arrested for this he's not going to have to
- 7:21Speaker 2: run away to Russia or anything like that. But they
- 7:24Speaker 2: have people have worked high levels in the government, in
- 7:28Speaker 2: the military and whatnot in air an article and aerospace
- 7:31Speaker 2: environments with the highest clearances are now admitting to a
- 7:36Speaker 2: team of judges filmed anybody can see any amount of
- 7:38Speaker 2: this two you. They don't call him UFOs anymore because
- 7:42Speaker 2: that's going.
- 7:42Speaker 1: To be a right then again u a P which stands.
- 7:47Speaker 2: For unidentified fucking yolk.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Anyway, the ideal projectile.
- 7:55Speaker 2: It's not just you know, it's not.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Just let me, let me do it, Jamie on it.
- 7:59Speaker 1: You tell the people what's going.
- 7:59Speaker 2: To So because the things come out of water, they
- 8:02Speaker 2: come out of the ocean, they come out of the
- 8:04Speaker 2: sky so like, and are they flying? Who knows? Do
- 8:08Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like? Are they floating? Can
- 8:10Speaker 2: they swim?
- 8:11Speaker 3: So?
- 8:12Speaker 2: UAP. I'm not entirely sure what that means.
- 8:14Speaker 1: I got you right here, Tom, it's an unidentified anomalous phenomenon.
- 8:18Speaker 2: There you go, do.
- 8:20Speaker 1: Enomomalos. Yeah, it's it's a thing. It's a thing they do.
- 8:25Speaker 1: It's a thing they can't put a name on.
- 8:27Speaker 2: Because they've seen they've seen these things traveling underwater, so
- 8:29Speaker 2: it's not flying now it's you know, it's swimming, so
- 8:32Speaker 2: it's a submer it's submersible of some sort. But they
- 8:34Speaker 2: have seen him come out. Now. I have seen some
- 8:36Speaker 2: of the videos. I mean they are trying to do
- 8:38Speaker 2: withy By all accounts, those are the ones that they're
- 8:40Speaker 2: allowed to release to the public because they're like, we
- 8:43Speaker 2: have way better ones what the guy's essentially saying, because
- 8:47Speaker 2: they're they're grilling, but not that kind of as but
- 8:50Speaker 2: the money grewen, mate. They're asking honest questions, going so
- 8:53Speaker 2: are they becoming more frequent or what's the crack? And
- 8:56Speaker 2: he was like, well, here's the thing. We don't know
- 8:58Speaker 2: if they're more frequent or they always around as much.
- 9:01Speaker 2: Our stuff has just gotten way better at picking them up.
- 9:03Speaker 2: But right now these horse and they're going like they provocative,
- 9:08Speaker 2: you know, are they provocative?
- 9:09Speaker 1: Are they coming into are they sitting in a wicker chair?
- 9:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Julie Cooper of u APS and had a roll in
- 9:21Speaker 1: the hay with a fabulous extraterrestrially.
- 9:27Speaker 2: It was ridiculous.
- 9:29Speaker 1: His fingers proved everywhere. But listen to me.
- 9:34Speaker 2: Here's the thing, right these fus are flying through like
- 9:38Speaker 2: form formations of jet fighters and just scram them into shite.
- 9:42Speaker 2: And they can do nothing about these lads.
- 9:44Speaker 1: So listen to me, right, I you know, even by
- 9:47Speaker 1: the name UFO, let's call them the old fashioned name
- 9:50Speaker 1: UFO and Identified Flying Object. Ah, they were always very careful.
- 9:55Speaker 1: I believe I'm one of the rare people to believe
- 9:57Speaker 1: words matter, Tommy. You can't just say any fucking thing, right, really,
- 10:01Speaker 1: the UFO Unidentified flying object. Yeah, okay, nobody's mentioned in spaceships.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Nobody's mentioning interstellar travel. It's something in the sky and
- 10:10Speaker 1: we don't know what it is, yes, simple as that.
- 10:13Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
- 10:14Speaker 1: And I always was of the opinion of, well, yeah,
- 10:17Speaker 1: you know, that could be a new bomber, the Beef,
- 10:21Speaker 1: the Bee, the flying wing bomb, or it could be
- 10:23Speaker 1: some ship that Russia has that nobody knows what it is.
- 10:25Speaker 1: It could be a missile, it could be any goddamn
- 10:28Speaker 1: it could be a helicopter, hope. But it's flying faster
- 10:31Speaker 1: than anything we've ever seen before. Yeah, no ship, pal,
- 10:34Speaker 1: that's a new super secret jet fighter that blah blah blahs,
- 10:37Speaker 1: and the Army is not going to turn around and
- 10:39Speaker 1: go like, yeah, that's that that's air. Thing, that's their
- 10:42Speaker 1: that's air, that's their thing. Do you want do you
- 10:44Speaker 1: want to specs on it? You want to just hand
- 10:46Speaker 1: it over to the commis.
- 10:47Speaker 2: I suppose now you're what your man's saying, because he's
- 10:50Speaker 2: from the military background, is that this stuff is it
- 10:54Speaker 2: isn't theirs. He says, there's no physical We do not
- 10:57Speaker 2: have the physics to be able to burst a thing
- 10:59Speaker 2: into the water at ten thousand miles an hour and
- 11:02Speaker 2: not great as splash dizial can travel through water as
- 11:06Speaker 2: fast as they contravel through the year because they seem
- 11:08Speaker 2: to be defined a gravitational field in front of them.
- 11:12Speaker 1: This is that's that's and that's like you know, like
- 11:15Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, Tom, that's troubling enough. If if
- 11:17Speaker 1: these are Americans that are saying this, and they're saying, look,
- 11:19Speaker 1: it's not one of ours, not one of ours. Okay,
- 11:22Speaker 1: brilliant China has some super duper or secret, top secret
- 11:26Speaker 1: tech that can do all this wonderful. Can't wait to
- 11:29Speaker 1: see what to use that for. Robot dogs all over.
- 11:32Speaker 2: This is the thing that fairness to your man, he's saying,
- 11:35Speaker 2: we don't know what it is, and he's very careful
- 11:37Speaker 2: with his words. He's like he's not there because they're
- 11:39Speaker 2: a few times they're push him, going they're slace. He's going, yeah,
- 11:43Speaker 2: this is to be like, we don't know where or
- 11:47Speaker 2: where they're from. We don't know who owns them, who
- 11:49Speaker 2: built them, We don't know anything about them. Now they
- 11:52Speaker 2: do have they claim to have one or two from
- 11:56Speaker 2: you way back yonder, and they've been trying to re
- 11:58Speaker 2: de engineer it. I suppose reverse engineered this long time
- 12:02Speaker 2: to no great effect. I would imagine if that is
- 12:04Speaker 2: the truth. But this is all I'm just going. If
- 12:07Speaker 2: people want to do their own research on this particular
- 12:10Speaker 2: statement at Congress right now, it's very it is. It
- 12:13Speaker 2: makes for very interesting because there doesn't see any who
- 12:15Speaker 2: whou woo. And it's like fellas asking a straight question
- 12:18Speaker 2: and your man's giving it as straight as they possibly can,
- 12:21Speaker 2: but at no point you could still say, okay, it's China,
- 12:25Speaker 2: so do you know?
- 12:27Speaker 1: But he's think about what he's asked. It's like was
- 12:29Speaker 1: there an object in the water? Yes, do you know
- 12:32Speaker 1: what it was? No?
- 12:34Speaker 2: That's kind of it.
- 12:35Speaker 3: And it's coming in while they were why they're going, well,
- 12:38Speaker 3: why would you believe that it could possibly be from,
- 12:41Speaker 3: you know, a life form or wherever that we have
- 12:43Speaker 3: no idea and think he's just given the parameters and
- 12:46Speaker 3: the physics subages like, well, we.
- 12:49Speaker 2: From the speed that they're doing, we cannot make a
- 12:53Speaker 2: ninety degree turn in the air five thousand miles an
- 12:56Speaker 2: hour this thing can. So we have no idea. There
- 12:59Speaker 2: does seemed to be any heat source coming off the
- 13:01Speaker 2: back set of these things. That doesn't seem to be
- 13:03Speaker 2: any foot wings on him. Christ above. We don't know
- 13:07Speaker 2: what they are.
- 13:08Speaker 1: We don't know what they are about their deadly class gets.
- 13:12Speaker 2: I mean, all I do think, because let's be honest,
- 13:16Speaker 2: and all you're all thinking is Flight of the Navigator.
- 13:18Speaker 2: That's all I'm That's all. Do you know.
- 13:20Speaker 1: I was going to say, yeah, I couldn't quite think
- 13:22Speaker 1: of of the of the machine for it, but yeah,
- 13:23Speaker 1: Flighter of the Navigator would be a good one.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Ye. Yeah. Chrome, they're all chrome. Yeah, why would you
- 13:29Speaker 2: paint it? And it's that cool already? Yeah, you know,
- 13:31Speaker 2: Delorian got it right.
- 13:33Speaker 1: The the the man from the Flight of the Navigator,
- 13:36Speaker 1: not I don't know the lad's name, but the wee
- 13:38Speaker 1: boy from the Flight of the Navigator.
- 13:40Speaker 2: Go on, you have a terrible story about him. He's
- 13:42Speaker 2: a drug addict, now, is he almost?
- 13:44Speaker 1: Definitely?
- 13:46Speaker 2: It just kept on living those aliens like yeah, no,
- 13:50Speaker 2: it's not not so much.
- 13:50Speaker 1: Flighter than Navigator. But he had a flight from the guards.
- 13:53Speaker 1: I think he rubbed the bank and then he led
- 13:55Speaker 1: them on a high speed pursuit. And he is in jail.
- 13:58Speaker 2: I mean, oh, man, can you imagine me in jail
- 14:02Speaker 2: and get nicknames? You're going to get life for being famous.
- 14:04Speaker 1: For the movie as a child. Yeah, there you go,
- 14:07Speaker 1: his name with Joey Kramer.
- 14:09Speaker 2: What did he do well?
- 14:11Speaker 1: He was in rob Navigator?
- 14:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Did he rob a bank? He a.
- 14:18Speaker 1: What are you do here? Sorry, we had to do that. Yeah,
- 14:20Speaker 1: he robbed the Scotia Bank in British Columbia. Yeah, that's it.
- 14:24Speaker 1: He robbed a bank in twenty sixteen and he was
- 14:27Speaker 1: sentenced to two years of probation to deal with his
- 14:32Speaker 1: substance abuse issues. And he's out now it's grand. So
- 14:37Speaker 1: he's having a good time. Now.
- 14:38Speaker 2: You see this is yeah? You see this is it?
- 14:40Speaker 2: Now you get laid down a movie before you know,
- 14:45Speaker 2: CEI A have him the whole shooting gallery they're testing
- 14:49Speaker 2: different aliens out on him, and now.
- 14:50Speaker 1: He's robbing banks on kind of, He's not gonna rub
- 14:54Speaker 1: He's not gonna rob many more banks. Tom. He is
- 14:56Speaker 1: fifty one years of age.
- 14:58Speaker 2: Christ. I'm telling you Christ, anyway, it.
- 15:01Speaker 1: Ain't nothing but a number. Guys, you still have plenty
- 15:03Speaker 1: of bank robbing years left in you. I've got a
- 15:06Speaker 1: space story for you as well.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, your one is a bit scarier than
- 15:10Speaker 2: my one.
- 15:10Speaker 1: Now one hits a little closer to home. Yeah, physically,
- 15:14Speaker 1: that literally could hit closer to home. There's an asteroid
- 15:19Speaker 1: heading toward us, Tom. It's not gonna hit us, they
- 15:22Speaker 1: say this, say, but NASA have revealed that there is
- 15:26Speaker 1: a massive asteroid that's gonna come close. Then you generally
- 15:30Speaker 1: like these things to come.
- 15:32Speaker 2: A big steroid, of course.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Big asteroid. Apparently it is. It's the ape asteroid named
- 15:42Speaker 1: I'm told after the Egyptian got of Chaos.
- 15:46Speaker 2: I thought, so that's nice. That's an aftershavenality. I'm sure the.
- 15:51Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, you know, would you like to know how
- 15:54Speaker 1: big it might be?
- 15:55Speaker 2: Christ? Is it a planet killer?
- 15:58Speaker 1: It's it's a planet sucker, uper I will say.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Yeah, go on, how big is it.
- 16:02Speaker 1: It's about the size of the Eiffel Tower.
- 16:04Speaker 2: Organized.
- 16:04Speaker 1: Thanks, yeah, thanks for playing everybody.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Yeah that's ball burst go home, no more, no more football.
- 16:10Speaker 2: The hose the hole is closed from.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Right and sorry, sorry I beg your part of an
- 16:14Speaker 1: empire state building. I won in the West Eiffel Power
- 16:16Speaker 1: there when I read a thing and just said, anyway, relaxed. Yeah,
- 16:21Speaker 1: it is going to skim Earth. We're told.
- 16:24Speaker 2: What by skim what do you mean? How many? How
- 16:26Speaker 2: many thousand miles?
- 16:27Speaker 1: It's gonna skim it by about nineteen thousand miles.
- 16:31Speaker 2: That's a bit that's visible. You can see.
- 16:33Speaker 1: It's not you know, that's uh, that's closer than you
- 16:38Speaker 1: like it to be. It will be the closest approach
- 16:40Speaker 1: of an asteroid of this size that human kind has
- 16:42Speaker 1: ever experienced.
- 16:45Speaker 2: Right, so the dinosaurs would the last to see.
- 16:47Speaker 1: Yok like this, Yeah, yah, Jesus, this thing by all accounts, right,
- 16:52Speaker 1: I'm told and I'm told by experts them. I'm not
- 16:54Speaker 1: making this up. This is NASA saying this. Okay, yeah, okay,
- 16:58Speaker 1: that it will. I'm so close to Earth that it
- 17:01Speaker 1: could potentially cause earthquakes.
- 17:04Speaker 2: Christ from nineteen thousand miles out that will tell you.
- 17:06Speaker 1: So it's gonna buzz the tower like in Top Gun. Right,
- 17:13Speaker 1: goddamn it, Maverick, you're out of control, his son of
- 17:16Speaker 1: a bitch asteroid and it's it's you, Tom. Normally, normally
- 17:23Speaker 1: when you hear these things, it's like Alwa's gonna come
- 17:26Speaker 1: close to Earth by half of the half a million
- 17:31Speaker 1: miles or some shit like that, and it's gonna happen
- 17:33Speaker 1: in one hundred years time, and like grand like whatever,
- 17:36Speaker 1: Tom's gonna happen in twenty twenty nine, November twenty twenty
- 17:42Speaker 1: ninety five years start the clock, right.
- 17:43Speaker 2: I'm not putting out I'm not don't want to give
- 17:45Speaker 2: any ill advice. I never do on this podcast, but
- 17:47Speaker 2: I would say to people, stop paying your mortgage.
- 17:50Speaker 1: That's it's, it's, it's, it's. It's a strange. Nineteen thousand miles. Now,
- 17:55Speaker 1: how big is the Earth? Tom?
- 17:56Speaker 2: Out of curiosity, the diameter I think straight across I
- 18:00Speaker 2: think is is eleven thousand, right, so.
- 18:03Speaker 1: It's gonna come within the world. I mean the moon
- 18:06Speaker 1: is ninety three thousand, as I remember that from school, so.
- 18:09Speaker 2: Less than a world away.
- 18:11Speaker 1: Half the world away.
- 18:14Speaker 2: Like if you're on the fire side, as it's passing.
- 18:17Speaker 2: It'll only be time in three quarters away from us.
- 18:21Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. The world is thirteen thousand kilometers according to Google.
- 18:24Speaker 3: Here.
- 18:24Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is the Lucky Up podcast today. We're
- 18:27Speaker 1: looking an awful lot of stuff up. But it's the
- 18:29Speaker 1: same again a way like Tom that's uh, that's like,
- 18:33Speaker 1: that's let's put.
- 18:34Speaker 2: Your hazards on right there, like to be to be fair,
- 18:37Speaker 2: we've all sat on the wind disease, you know, when
- 18:39Speaker 2: we've had to make a solo flight whatever ourselves and
- 18:41Speaker 2: then some unit let's be having boy, you know it's
- 18:47Speaker 2: a three seater row. You're going, oh Jesus Christ, please
- 18:51Speaker 2: say they're not in the b please say they're not
- 18:53Speaker 2: in be please other and see I think Christ. But
- 18:55Speaker 2: at the same time, you're going, what the hell there's
- 18:59Speaker 2: he's pouring out over the sides of the seat. You
- 19:01Speaker 2: could still hit off him. That is what I'm saying.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Do you know if you I mean, like, here's the thing.
- 19:05Speaker 1: Nobody's saying that this thing won't hit the boon.
- 19:08Speaker 2: Oh Jesus Christ, that's that's what's done.
- 19:11Speaker 1: Then, like it's it's it's it's just a little bit
- 19:15Speaker 1: closer than you like. These things to be and like
- 19:17Speaker 1: you want to make sure that all these bean counters
- 19:19Speaker 1: and Nassa have like you know, carried the one.
- 19:22Speaker 2: Hold on one second? Have we not invented any I'm gonna.
- 19:25Speaker 2: I'm gonna. I don't want to blow anybody's mind. Any lasers?
- 19:28Speaker 1: I mean space laser.
- 19:29Speaker 2: Yeah, Christ's telling me we have a space laser. Where's
- 19:34Speaker 2: Oh no, Bruce Willis isn't He's not, He's not.
- 19:38Speaker 1: He might be the man to call anymore. I don't know, Tom,
- 19:41Speaker 1: I mean we've got nuclear bombs to beat the band,
- 19:43Speaker 1: like fire one of them up on him. I got
- 19:46Speaker 1: a better idea, Tom, I've got a wonderful idea. Let
- 19:49Speaker 1: the fucking thing come.
- 19:50Speaker 2: Yeah, lads, if you ever think they're taking up smoking
- 19:53Speaker 2: fire away I mean fire away.
- 19:56Speaker 1: No surrender, three day Bend or like all, how come on? Yeah,
- 20:01Speaker 1: any rate, any rate. We will be on episode two
- 20:06Speaker 1: hundred and fifty ish of the commentary show by that stage,
- 20:09Speaker 1: and rest assured we will keep you up to speed.
- 20:11Speaker 1: We'll be friends over there.
- 20:13Speaker 2: We'll podcast it live just as as it's as the
- 20:16Speaker 2: shadow comes in over the over theah.
- 20:19Speaker 1: We have finally booked that listing. Varn again, we made it.
- 20:24Speaker 1: Why has it got dark all of a sudden? Christ,
- 20:28Speaker 1: But don't worry. We've got Chinese UAPs that can pop
- 20:30Speaker 1: out of the water.
- 20:31Speaker 2: And Smike's now we're talking. Now, we're talking. Now, we're talking.
- 20:35Speaker 1: So Tom, we're going to move on to our next segment, uh,
- 20:40Speaker 1: where we talk about these lads and those lads and
- 20:43Speaker 1: them lads and the other lads, but specifically someone who
- 20:47Speaker 1: stands out every week.
- 20:48Speaker 2: Yeah, this lad, this lad, Now there's that guy. We
- 20:55Speaker 2: are conscious of the fact. Well, I think we we've played,
- 20:57Speaker 2: we have done, we've done. We don't know, all right,
- 21:00Speaker 2: we've done enough to steer away from being an obituary
- 21:02Speaker 2: podcast because you don't want to be every single week
- 21:04Speaker 2: on this legend is there?
- 21:05Speaker 1: And then this goad died and then this died.
- 21:08Speaker 2: Are I think everybody's okay with the fact that we've picked,
- 21:11Speaker 2: you know, everything that can be possibly picked. But we
- 21:14Speaker 2: are circling back to possibly one of the most at
- 21:17Speaker 2: the time I suppose influential people in Irish comedy from
- 21:21Speaker 2: the early nineties is of course, the late great actor
- 21:25Speaker 2: and comedian John Kenny, who won Half the Unbelievable's passed
- 21:30Speaker 2: away This week rushed in peace. John a great man.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Yes, but by the time, by the time you by
- 21:36Speaker 1: the time you get this podcast on Thursday, he will
- 21:40Speaker 1: have been laid to rest unless something mad happens tomorrow.
- 21:43Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, which you mean.
- 21:45Speaker 1: You never know, you never can tell, but all going
- 21:48Speaker 1: to corner plant, he will have been later rest.
- 21:49Speaker 2: He'd probably appreciate it too, because he's quite a dark
- 21:51Speaker 2: humor as well. He was a funny bastard. And I
- 21:54Speaker 2: think for anybody kind of wondering don't believes it sounds
- 21:57Speaker 2: exactly as de possibly Unbelievables. If you want to be
- 22:03Speaker 2: submerged in.
- 22:04Speaker 1: Irish remind me. Sorry, I will tell you this now.
- 22:13Speaker 1: And like I'm going to say this before I forget,
- 22:14Speaker 1: but I remember when uh, they released Unbelievables were a
- 22:19Speaker 1: comedy due and they released the number of tapes back
- 22:22Speaker 1: in the day of the tapes, and there was the video,
- 22:25Speaker 1: the video, the video, the motor and all this kind
- 22:30Speaker 1: of thing. And I remember being in our local chartbuster
- 22:35Speaker 1: and the lady behind the counter was recommending it to
- 22:38Speaker 1: somebody and she was saying that that one there is
- 22:40Speaker 1: getting good reviews. What's it called, Oh, it's the video,
- 22:44Speaker 1: And then their d Motor and I'm like, has stuck
- 22:46Speaker 1: with me all my life, the unbelievables No no, lean
- 22:50Speaker 1: into and this was supen character. Yeah, we didn't have
- 22:53Speaker 1: to go looking for unbelievable.
- 22:55Speaker 2: No no no. And they they you know, I mean
- 22:59Speaker 2: they characterized characters from around the country. I mean the
- 23:02Speaker 2: entire they made so much money was amazing. Pat Sharpen,
- 23:07Speaker 2: the other half, who's still still with us and still
- 23:10Speaker 2: on they go and still touring with his daughter Fay
- 23:13Speaker 2: And but I mean I went to see him years
- 23:16Speaker 2: and years ago, and but they had they were viral
- 23:19Speaker 2: before viral was viral, Like if anybody wants, you can
- 23:22Speaker 2: probably see a through line from If Anybody and I've
- 23:24Speaker 2: definitely we've talked about it on the podcast before the
- 23:27Speaker 2: f and Eddy video from the very famous commentary which
- 23:31Speaker 2: is from just up the road here and if Anybody
- 23:34Speaker 2: answers and a postcard for anybody can tell my through
- 23:38Speaker 2: line Kevin Bacon connection to that man, it's you don't
- 23:42Speaker 2: have to go very far. But it was probably a
- 23:45Speaker 2: bit of an inspiration to him. But the at the
- 23:49Speaker 2: time when they were bringing out the stuff, it was
- 23:51Speaker 2: cutting age especially I suppose it's sold two things it
- 23:55Speaker 2: wasn't hammy kind of take me wife please kind of humor.
- 23:59Speaker 2: They were. They were both brilliant musicians, both brilliant actress. Yes,
- 24:04Speaker 2: brilliant right.
- 24:04Speaker 1: And they turned there and and you see and you
- 24:06Speaker 1: can help film me in a couple of gaps. Here
- 24:08Speaker 1: come John Kenny. And I only looked up today like
- 24:11Speaker 1: where was he from? All? That was Limerick?
- 24:13Speaker 2: Man?
- 24:13Speaker 1: Yeah ah, And if you if you look him up
- 24:18Speaker 1: on Wikipedia and like that, it's like John Kenny born hospital, Yeah, hospital, right,
- 24:24Speaker 1: And I'm like, of course you're born hospital, silly Bard.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Where else would he be born? Like why would you say? Whereabouts?
- 24:29Speaker 1: Was that a town called hospital?
- 24:30Speaker 2: Yeah? I did a game once in hospital.
- 24:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I had no idea that was the hospital. Yeah,
- 24:35Speaker 1: in in in Limerick.
- 24:37Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be kind of rough direction, it'd be yeah,
- 24:40Speaker 2: it'd be heading kind of Corkish, you know what I mean,
- 24:42Speaker 2: it's heading in. It would maybe just a millioniles of Mitchellstown,
- 24:46Speaker 2: batty Landers, these people a lot of like it's it's
- 24:48Speaker 2: a it's a fine. I don't honestly know if it
- 24:51Speaker 2: has a hospital. I don't know. I don't I don't know.
- 24:54Speaker 1: I'm sure it's just a joke.
- 24:56Speaker 2: I asked, but he yeah, he was. I think it
- 25:00Speaker 2: was big big Brough rugby man, but he was.
- 25:03Speaker 1: He there were big lads he was and then he
- 25:05Speaker 1: was like you could tell him from some of the story.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Well he never trained as an actor or anything.
- 25:09Speaker 1: It was just you know, talk to me about that time.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Like when we say the work comedians, they did comedy. Yes, yes,
- 25:15Speaker 1: where the traditional standing.
- 25:18Speaker 2: No no, no, So it was it was much like
- 25:21Speaker 2: if anybody much loved Irish trio File, Arms and Hog,
- 25:26Speaker 2: it's on stage sketches is what what they toured and
- 25:30Speaker 2: what they brought him. The video that actually exploded for
- 25:32Speaker 2: him was one hell of a Duo and it was
- 25:36Speaker 2: filmed in uh in Limerick and it was it was,
- 25:41Speaker 2: it was all. The whole night was betailored around a
- 25:45Speaker 2: it was based around It was a night like a
- 25:47Speaker 2: parochial haul. They had imagined the room was and it
- 25:51Speaker 2: was all these different performances that were going to be
- 25:54Speaker 2: on stage and they played everybody from a butcher to
- 25:56Speaker 2: the hurling coach, to the teacher to the hording coach.
- 26:00Speaker 2: Probably be John Kenny's one, you know and gay yourselves
- 26:03Speaker 2: and it's it's been it has been admitted that it
- 26:07Speaker 2: wasn't just folklore that that particular coach he's from about
- 26:11Speaker 2: a quarter mile away from where I am right now,
- 26:13Speaker 2: and even like word for word, like speaking to children
- 26:18Speaker 2: like kill them, just go out and fucking kill them. Sure,
- 26:25Speaker 2: and then gy yourselves like just psychotic to the point.
- 26:28Speaker 2: And then at the end. But remember it's all but
- 26:32Speaker 2: the boys absolutely snapped on things that had never had
- 26:36Speaker 2: a light shone on him before. I eat two lads
- 26:38Speaker 2: down the back of the church. Things now that are
- 26:41Speaker 2: like they're almost hackey, they've been done so much.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, and like we want to stress,
- 26:46Speaker 1: like you know, this was thirty years ago, in the
- 26:48Speaker 1: mid nineties, right, and they would have been they would
- 26:51Speaker 1: have been playing their trade up and down the country
- 26:52Speaker 1: before someone said, look, why don't we record this in studio?
- 26:57Speaker 2: Yeah and sell it, yeah, and and and all that thing.
- 27:00Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Tom, I'm gonna tell you this now.
- 27:03Speaker 1: Thirty years ago, it wasn't every fucking knucklehead had a
- 27:10Speaker 1: comedy website or was telling jokes online or doing skits
- 27:14Speaker 1: or recording himself here, there and everywhere. Right, It wasn't
- 27:17Speaker 1: ten a penny. It was very very rare and if
- 27:20Speaker 1: you and I saw a stand up or round about,
- 27:22Speaker 1: then you would have seen a bit like you would
- 27:23Speaker 1: have seen Billy Conny on the TV or whatever was
- 27:25Speaker 1: on Channel four. And if you've seen anything Irish and
- 27:28Speaker 1: home grown, if you did, you may not have done.
- 27:31Speaker 1: You saw Brendan Grace, maybe brendanl and what they were
- 27:37Speaker 1: both Dublin comedians. Even Brendan Grace's Botler character was a
- 27:43Speaker 1: little Dublin school boy. But I was like six fifteen,
- 27:47Speaker 1: sixteen years of age by the time I saw the dunbelievable.
- 27:49Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you I had never seen culch skits.
- 27:52Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'd never.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Seen Culchi comedy done ever in my life up until
- 27:57Speaker 1: that point. And it was like, you know, the little
- 28:00Speaker 1: boy in the in the in the in the in
- 28:03Speaker 1: the local shop, much of them, much of them. And
- 28:05Speaker 1: I was like, all right, now we're talking now, and
- 28:07Speaker 1: the guards are like, you can't be abandoned in charge
- 28:09Speaker 1: in front of people's houses. It's bed cares. Like I
- 28:13Speaker 1: was like, now we're talking, okay, Like the accents a
- 28:18Speaker 1: little bit more southern than Monaghan, but I know that lad.
- 28:21Speaker 1: I heard that, and I've seen that lad talking drunk
- 28:24Speaker 1: at a wedding and and and that kind of thing.
- 28:26Speaker 1: And and I dare say that was the same for you,
- 28:27Speaker 1: Like it.
- 28:28Speaker 2: Was like, oh shit, culchies can do this too, I know,
- 28:30Speaker 2: to be honest with you, it was such a bolt
- 28:33Speaker 2: out of the blue that I had not in comparative
- 28:35Speaker 2: to go, Oh, thankfully this came along. It just came along,
- 28:38Speaker 2: and we went. He didn't even know why. Immediately we
- 28:42Speaker 2: were all hooked on it like, oh yes, I can,
- 28:44Speaker 2: I can one and on hard and say as a
- 28:48Speaker 2: result of both Pat Short and I told Pat Short
- 28:50Speaker 2: this and he was having none of it. Like but
- 28:52Speaker 2: and John Kenny did. There is no way I'd be
- 28:54Speaker 2: a stand up if they hadn't done what they did,
- 28:58Speaker 2: because exactly they're no of being performative and funny. Just
- 29:03Speaker 2: wasn't there for lads like me, you know what I mean,
- 29:05Speaker 2: It just wasn't. And you see these guys who, as
- 29:08Speaker 2: you say, like it didn't have to sound exactly like me.
- 29:11Speaker 1: I'llbit they did.
- 29:14Speaker 2: But everybody around the country could literally, you know, you
- 29:19Speaker 2: could pick that's oh, that's them too, that's them, that's us,
- 29:22Speaker 2: that's the you know, it was so easily relatable. But regard.
- 29:25Speaker 2: I think they did quite well in Dublin too, because
- 29:28Speaker 2: if if nothing else, told them a story that, oh,
- 29:30Speaker 2: this is exactly what you thought cultures were like, do
- 29:32Speaker 2: you know exactly the lads that we hadn't seen high
- 29:37Speaker 2: end of high end. When you think then when they
- 29:39Speaker 2: went from doing filming that in theater to then writing
- 29:44Speaker 2: a whole Jesus Christ, it was like a movie like
- 29:47Speaker 2: it was.
- 29:47Speaker 1: And I'd love to dive into that and see where
- 29:50Speaker 1: the film that and who filmed that, But really it
- 29:54Speaker 1: seems to just turn around and said, let's do it,
- 29:56Speaker 1: Let's make these sets, let's sit down, let's money was spent.
- 30:00Speaker 2: There was money spent, and it was always like tiny
- 30:02Speaker 2: things because of course we watched these because there was
- 30:05Speaker 2: no Internet. You watch these relentlessly, and you could do
- 30:08Speaker 2: the sketches back and forth to each other like you
- 30:10Speaker 2: could do the you know, back in the telling of
- 30:14Speaker 2: the stories and the like, you know, one popped up
- 30:16Speaker 2: and I remember, do you know, like when you hear
- 30:18Speaker 2: no rap song like like house Pain or something like that,
- 30:21Speaker 2: or you're going, wait, I know ninety percent of the
- 30:23Speaker 2: lyrics of this and I haven't heard it in fifteen years.
- 30:26Speaker 2: There's one great one, and it was John Kenny monologue
- 30:28Speaker 2: on stage telling a great story of how he got
- 30:32Speaker 2: drunk at a christening.
- 30:33Speaker 1: You know what I mean, that's the one. Yes, that's
- 30:35Speaker 1: the one. And I had seen him perform that in
- 30:38Speaker 1: on the late later, Yeah, and I had everyone else.
- 30:41Speaker 1: They would just say, look, we're going to give you
- 30:42Speaker 1: four minutes, just go, just go do that bit.
- 30:45Speaker 2: And killer absolute killer bit. Where's he plays this character
- 30:49Speaker 2: telling a story of how he's just a bride. He
- 30:52Speaker 2: had that Christian over the house and she was having
- 30:54Speaker 2: that kind of a two on one if you know
- 30:56Speaker 2: what I mean, like and I said, just well, I
- 30:58Speaker 2: can't he hanging long. And on the other hand, and Jesus,
- 31:02Speaker 2: so I got myself a create a Guinness. And it's
- 31:04Speaker 2: just even little things like a creative Guiness. It's so hardcore,
- 31:08Speaker 2: like who's drinking a create again? But bang bang bang
- 31:11Speaker 2: Bank hits all the high spots, takes you through the
- 31:14Speaker 2: story and then fucking smashes it with a punchline at
- 31:16Speaker 2: the end like the Closer, and you're like Jesus Christ,
- 31:20Speaker 2: that stand up And I remember I could do that
- 31:24Speaker 2: word for word, sounding exactly like him, and so could
- 31:27Speaker 2: many other people, you know, and it never seemed to
- 31:29Speaker 2: get boring because it was just there were so many
- 31:31Speaker 2: nuances to it. And then you watch the bits where
- 31:33Speaker 2: they spent him a few quid, like the mother when
- 31:36Speaker 2: he gets up out of the bed, because there's very fucking,
- 31:40Speaker 2: very strange that the mother was always pat short and
- 31:44Speaker 2: they couldn't work out was the mother or his father office.
- 31:47Speaker 2: There was always this undertone, brilliant undertone, But it was
- 31:49Speaker 2: the builders that cracked up us up because by the
- 31:52Speaker 2: time we were all going into college to do buildery things,
- 31:55Speaker 2: this came out and the two builders and there were
- 31:57Speaker 2: the two brothers, throw that bucket of stuff and silly
- 32:01Speaker 2: jokes like how's the building going for you buy? After
- 32:04Speaker 2: we'd be out of longgoing even maloneyous chasing Waldsworths, and
- 32:08Speaker 2: then it cuts to some bloke running Father tread'st running
- 32:12Speaker 2: around after a fucking wall on wheels, trying to chase
- 32:15Speaker 2: the thing around the field, and.
- 32:17Speaker 1: And and and not for nothing as well, like you
- 32:19Speaker 1: know John Kenny, who did show up in Father Ted
- 32:21Speaker 1: I reckon all that just seemed to hit in the
- 32:23Speaker 1: one go. Yeah, I think don'believe it was might have
- 32:25Speaker 1: stolen a March and a little bit. It was in
- 32:28Speaker 1: a little bit quicker than Father ted a citation even that.
- 32:32Speaker 1: I'll tell you one phenomenon that was an air school
- 32:34Speaker 1: Tom and this is where we might have done John
- 32:36Speaker 1: Kenny and indeed Pat Short a massive disservice. One lad
- 32:42Speaker 1: had the video right and it will lend to everybody
- 32:48Speaker 1: else in the school.
- 32:49Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, of course, you know, why would you.
- 32:52Speaker 1: Buy why would you buy two videos if one fella
- 32:54Speaker 1: has it and I bring that in I wanted tonight
- 32:56Speaker 1: and did yeah, and take it back in and then
- 32:59Speaker 1: they go to someone else says it sounds like a
- 33:01Speaker 1: porno honestly, Like I know, I know, we're border people
- 33:04Speaker 1: and we can have h have a history of being
- 33:08Speaker 1: miserable Fox.
- 33:08Speaker 2: That's fair miserable now in fairness like that is.
- 33:11Speaker 1: But like there's there's another movie up that way called
- 33:14Speaker 1: The Run of the Country, nothing to do with Unbelievable.
- 33:17Speaker 1: Albert Finnie's in it. And it's a it's a it's a.
- 33:21Speaker 1: It was filmed in Calvin and Monaghan on a shoe string,
- 33:24Speaker 1: no doubt, but on a shoe string. And I will
- 33:27Speaker 1: put it to you that it is the most pirated
- 33:30Speaker 1: video pair pair of eyes that have watched it ever created,
- 33:36Speaker 1: like in terms of the amount of people that paid
- 33:38Speaker 1: to see it and the amount of people that have
- 33:39Speaker 1: watched it by pirate, it means it has to the
- 33:42Speaker 1: ratio has to be well up there because everybody in
- 33:45Speaker 1: Mino was like, just I know that field, but everyone's like,
- 33:47Speaker 1: I'm not paying for that video. I get it in
- 33:49Speaker 1: the market, or someone has an un lended I think
- 33:52Speaker 1: I don't know anybody outside of if if you're familiar
- 33:55Speaker 1: with the run of the country that is known in
- 33:57Speaker 1: the comments.
- 33:58Speaker 2: I think I got If I'm not mistaken, I think
- 34:00Speaker 2: I got the the mother. I think I got it
- 34:03Speaker 2: for Christmas wrapped and the excitement it went straight into
- 34:06Speaker 2: the video and you're sitting sitting around and also there's
- 34:10Speaker 2: little tiny nuces and they were just how intelligent they
- 34:13Speaker 2: were in ahead of their time.
- 34:14Speaker 1: They were.
- 34:16Speaker 2: If like, there's one moment where in that Kenny's in
- 34:20Speaker 2: you knows, Joey Jordan, how are you joy? He's inside
- 34:23Speaker 2: in the bed and the mother get up, Dory she's
- 34:26Speaker 2: hitting the you know, the brush off the scene or
- 34:28Speaker 2: whatever big fry on and when he gets up can
- 34:31Speaker 2: be just it. He gets up and heads downstairs, but
- 34:34Speaker 2: he's got clocks on the wall like in an airport
- 34:37Speaker 2: for different time zones. And the excitement went on the
- 34:41Speaker 2: fiftieth watch we spotted it and it was all just
- 34:44Speaker 2: local parishes and our parish bench showed up in it.
- 34:47Speaker 2: Lovely it was, you know, it was your moment in
- 34:50Speaker 2: the sunlight and it was like Jesus Christ. Our place
- 34:54Speaker 2: is famous for the tiny, remote amount of people that
- 34:57Speaker 2: actually spotted that, you know, but it was great.
- 35:00Speaker 1: It was great. Well and and there you go. And
- 35:04Speaker 1: John Kenny fell into ill health halfway through that and
- 35:08Speaker 1: kicked out and went on to have a resurgence with
- 35:14Speaker 1: his own with his own work. But unfortunately it came
- 35:16Speaker 1: he came back from and he has passed away this
- 35:19Speaker 1: week and like I said, we're going to try not
- 35:21Speaker 1: make this the obituary spot of the Dom and Jerry Show,
- 35:24Speaker 1: but we couldn't let this week go by. If you're
- 35:27Speaker 1: wondering why other people don't get a pitch Trees, maybe
- 35:29Speaker 1: we don't like them. What can I tell you?
- 35:31Speaker 2: Yeah, well, look, there are quite a lot of people
- 35:34Speaker 2: who have ever dipped their toe in stand up comedy
- 35:37Speaker 2: in Ireland, whether they know it or by adjacent c
- 35:40Speaker 2: or maybe they're for one one way or another. I
- 35:45Speaker 2: guarantee you pathways were opened, inspiration was gained.
- 35:49Speaker 1: They ow deet.
- 35:54Speaker 2: They talked about ogs. Well there you go, there's one
- 35:56Speaker 2: of them. Rest in peace, John Kenney, or create.
- 36:01Speaker 1: Again as I fear there, John Kenny, com here to me. Tom.
- 36:04Speaker 1: That's it.
- 36:04Speaker 2: You're getting pure tek with you drink. I was getting
- 36:07Speaker 2: pure drink and two bottle thing to create sickness and
- 36:11Speaker 2: a bad battle of whiskey aside. Either want to die,
- 36:14Speaker 2: I'm fine, you're right, You're right. The show. We could
- 36:18Speaker 2: wrap it up there. But as in the Martin words
- 36:20Speaker 2: of John Kenny and his I've got dropping bless blessed,
- 36:24Speaker 2: and I'm getting a pure tick with the drink because
- 36:27Speaker 2: I've an off on my place right now, Jeremy Bride,
- 36:30Speaker 2: and I know what you're like. You are fucking grizzwold
- 36:33Speaker 2: up to your whole.
- 36:35Speaker 1: We're doing this.
- 36:36Speaker 2: You're own. I know you're only fucking itching and we
- 36:38Speaker 2: may get get it out of the way because I
- 36:40Speaker 2: like nipping things in the board. All right, Come at me,
- 36:45Speaker 2: let's have a row.
- 36:48Speaker 1: Don't stop anyone say it.
- 36:55Speaker 2: Can we just fucking hold off for a while. We
- 36:57Speaker 2: don't don't need to be doing this Christmas thing. I
- 37:00Speaker 2: know you're only itching to get your fucking clear person,
- 37:02Speaker 2: your clear boxes. Your big lunch box is full of
- 37:05Speaker 2: fucking Christmas decorations down out of the fucking out of
- 37:07Speaker 2: the attic, labeled and numbered and check all your lights
- 37:12Speaker 2: like the fucking the Griswell family Christmas. And you want
- 37:15Speaker 2: to stable start stapling in the fucking in the snow
- 37:18Speaker 2: up there. I know you do. I know you do,
- 37:20Speaker 2: but you can just give it a while, just let it,
- 37:23Speaker 2: let it sit in. It'll be fucking it'll be gone
- 37:25Speaker 2: stale by the time fucking Christmas comes around.
- 37:27Speaker 1: I me here, tom As. You can probably see around
- 37:30Speaker 1: the house. I have already started to put Christmas decorations up. Okay,
- 37:34Speaker 1: hang on a second. Last week, No podcast is an audio.
- 37:37Speaker 2: It's November, Jerry.
- 37:39Speaker 1: You can you can see those are already sparky lights
- 37:41Speaker 1: in the in the distance there. I thought you were
- 37:45Speaker 1: just getting this happen.
- 37:46Speaker 2: I'm gonna I thought you were just getting old and
- 37:48Speaker 2: you needed it in the nighttime when you go for
- 37:50Speaker 2: a pace.
- 37:51Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Okay, we can't control when people listen
- 37:54Speaker 1: to this podcast. Okay, they can listen to it.
- 37:57Speaker 2: Don't give seen don't give me that, so I.
- 38:00Speaker 1: Know, I'm just gonna put it to you now, right.
- 38:02Speaker 1: I just want to set that one as we record this.
- 38:05Speaker 1: I don't you could be listening to this next June
- 38:07Speaker 1: or whatever, right, but as we record this, it's the
- 38:09Speaker 1: eighteenth of November. Okay, all right, that means that there
- 38:14Speaker 1: are four weeks to Christmas.
- 38:16Speaker 2: Grant, Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I just want to say
- 38:18Speaker 2: that now.
- 38:19Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the thing, right, Yes, I put up my decorations.
- 38:24Speaker 2: Al Right, you have a picture with fucking an actual
- 38:27Speaker 2: picture and yeah, with reindeer flying and a snowy background
- 38:32Speaker 2: over a lovely thing, totally going to be fucking stale
- 38:36Speaker 2: by the time Christmas comes around.
- 38:38Speaker 1: Okay, Well number one, that's a jigsaw. That's a five
- 38:41Speaker 1: hundred piece jigsaw of a snowstorm. And it was a
- 38:45Speaker 1: son of a bitch to put together.
- 38:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I can imagine that.
- 38:48Speaker 1: It was a pen that was a pain in the whole, right,
- 38:50Speaker 1: and we were two grades again and a half a
- 38:52Speaker 1: bottles Kansi. They're getting pure, pure tack with the jigsaw. Tom,
- 38:57Speaker 1: here's the thing, right, putting up decorations, it's hard it's
- 39:02Speaker 1: hard to do. It takes a lot of time, and
- 39:05Speaker 1: I fucking work and do this molly all in the
- 39:08Speaker 1: evenings as well, and I've I've got to go up
- 39:12Speaker 1: and see the parents, see the folks of a weekend
- 39:16Speaker 1: or we would have children to take it by the place,
- 39:20Speaker 1: so like, it's not that you have it at the weekend.
- 39:22Speaker 1: So I get I put these things up as and
- 39:25Speaker 1: when I have time, And it just so bounced for
- 39:27Speaker 1: me in the last week or so that I had
- 39:28Speaker 1: a wee bit of time in the evenings. I was like,
- 39:30Speaker 1: if I don't do it now, it's not getting done.
- 39:32Speaker 1: So like you know, I was going to coast into
- 39:33Speaker 1: January without a babble up.
- 39:35Speaker 2: So you're going to just you know, if you need
- 39:37Speaker 2: to change your underpands, you're gonna slowly start taking them
- 39:38Speaker 2: down during the fucking day, like just because the evening
- 39:41Speaker 2: could be flat out and you don't know if you'll
- 39:42Speaker 2: get them off or that.
- 39:43Speaker 1: You just say, I'm just saying to this is this
- 39:48Speaker 1: is not an eagerness to start the spirit of Christmas.
- 39:51Speaker 2: This is justice.
- 39:52Speaker 1: Every year you started tell me okay, okay, okay, well
- 39:56Speaker 1: watch me now, Okay, I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna
- 39:58Speaker 1: tell you this is that we would all put up
- 40:00Speaker 1: our Christmas tree. This is the fact we would always
- 40:02Speaker 1: put up our Christmas tree to have our Christmas tree
- 40:04Speaker 1: up for the Late Late Ty Show. Okay, that's the rubicon.
- 40:08Speaker 2: What's that three?
- 40:09Speaker 1: Yep, that's the that's the last weekend, the last the
- 40:14Speaker 1: last Friday in November is the Titshle. So that yes,
- 40:19Speaker 1: so that would put it that not this Friday, common
- 40:21Speaker 1: not the day after the Tamagery show drops, but the
- 40:24Speaker 1: following week that will be the Tithle. Now it just
- 40:27Speaker 1: so happens to the Tyshole got bumped for the election.
- 40:29Speaker 1: It's public at the seventh of December now rather than
- 40:31Speaker 1: the twenty eighth.
- 40:32Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking, because I I no Irish
- 40:36Speaker 2: people are unbelievable this year and last year, because I
- 40:38Speaker 2: did a handful of like a dozen warm ups for
- 40:41Speaker 2: the Late Late this year and it doesn't last year.
- 40:44Speaker 2: Like the amount of people that have messed me going
- 40:46Speaker 2: do you think you get I'm like, no, no, I couldn't.
- 40:49Speaker 2: I cannot get you tickets to the In fact, I
- 40:52Speaker 2: haven't been in Arty since the summer. So we'll just
- 40:55Speaker 2: part that please, thank you very much. But it's so yeah,
- 40:59Speaker 2: I'll get it.
- 40:59Speaker 1: I'll get to take us to the title. I'm kicking
- 41:01Speaker 1: them out of the way. Email me well that that's
- 41:03Speaker 1: more like it.
- 41:04Speaker 2: Wait the seventh so to start putting.
- 41:06Speaker 1: But all this all this to say, Tom, that we
- 41:07Speaker 1: were we are bang on schedule for what would normally
- 41:10Speaker 1: be having your tree up time, and now, given that
- 41:13Speaker 1: the title is bumped for a week, is neither here
- 41:15Speaker 1: nor there. Man. You have another thing, Tom, I've got
- 41:18Speaker 1: another thing.
- 41:18Speaker 3: Tom.
- 41:19Speaker 1: The decorations aren't up until the last bubble as hung,
- 41:22Speaker 1: and the last bubble will not be hung here until
- 41:24Speaker 1: easily next week. I haven't done anything outside. I haven't
- 41:27Speaker 1: put a single light up outside. I haven't.
- 41:28Speaker 2: You know why you haven't because be fucking your neighbors
- 41:32Speaker 2: would fucking bollock you out of it, because now you
- 41:34Speaker 2: know the neighbors to.
- 41:34Speaker 1: Be there saying while you have the latter right when
- 41:36Speaker 1: you do mine, I do it every year or gladly.
- 41:38Speaker 1: I actually love cotting up lights.
- 41:40Speaker 2: You're out of your fucking mind.
- 41:41Speaker 1: Okay, so so like and and Tom, here's what I
- 41:44Speaker 1: want to say to you. You miserable? Can tankers fuck right?
- 41:49Speaker 1: What are you arguing about here? I tell you it's
- 41:52Speaker 1: it's Christmas. It's the nice time. Things are bright and
- 41:56Speaker 1: it is unhappy and and and I seem merry and bright. Yeah,
- 42:02Speaker 1: why wouldn't you want another week of that?
- 42:06Speaker 2: You know full well, you sick bastard, that you absolutely
- 42:11Speaker 2: roll too much butter out in a piece of fucking
- 42:12Speaker 2: bread and it just doesn't taste right. There is nothing
- 42:16Speaker 2: like getting a laber bread and a like a fucking
- 42:19Speaker 2: thick slice a fucking butler up on top of it
- 42:22Speaker 2: and just chomping through that. You're looking to drag that
- 42:24Speaker 2: same butter over the whole fucking pan. I'm telling you now,
- 42:28Speaker 2: you're just going to be You're gonna be sick your
- 42:30Speaker 2: whole of Christmas come Christ and you just won't admit it.
- 42:34Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you I'm right number one. Historically,
- 42:37Speaker 1: I haven't gotten the sake of it yet. Uh, you know,
- 42:40Speaker 1: I'm delighted about it. It's grand you're talking about draggon
- 42:43Speaker 1: butter across bread. I'm gonna tell you another thing, buddy,
- 42:45Speaker 1: dragon butter across Christmas cake.
- 42:48Speaker 2: You haven't started die have Christmas care?
- 42:51Speaker 1: I will give you one I'll give you one thing, okay, buddy,
- 42:55Speaker 1: before we really fall out, right, go on, Yes, we
- 42:59Speaker 1: pour our Christmas decorations up early. And if you are
- 43:02Speaker 1: listening to the Tom and Jerry showhil putting your Christmas
- 43:04Speaker 1: decorations up, Mazel tov brilliant love to hear from you.
- 43:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure with the wrong one to you there, really.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Glad gladly come, yeah, you know, gladly, welcome to the breath.
- 43:18Speaker 1: And okay, here's the thing I do. On the other
- 43:20Speaker 1: side of it, Tom, I have evertten down with the twenty.
- 43:23Speaker 2: Eight that I can that I'm on board with.
- 43:26Speaker 1: All right, this thing of this thing of you're putting
- 43:29Speaker 1: them up too early, this thing of people taking their
- 43:31Speaker 1: decorations down on the sixth of January can bring it.
- 43:34Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, right, no, no, no, I'm with no
- 43:38Speaker 2: for me. Dog.
- 43:39Speaker 1: So I would argue that even though I do put
- 43:41Speaker 1: my decorations up a little early, that I have them
- 43:45Speaker 1: up for the same amount of time as everybody else
- 43:49Speaker 1: that keeps them up with the sixth. Do you see
- 43:51Speaker 1: what I'm saying? They keep them up for ten days
- 43:53Speaker 1: after the fact. I have them up ten days early.
- 43:55Speaker 1: It's a net even.
- 43:57Speaker 2: Jure, Yes, Tom, what is what Today's day?
- 44:00Speaker 1: Eighteenth eighteenth?
- 44:01Speaker 2: And you opened the door to show me a banister
- 44:04Speaker 2: there with fucking spark a garland, a garland with fucking
- 44:09Speaker 2: light sparkling at it. That's your Christmas decorations already up.
- 44:12Speaker 2: I'm sorry. If once the gun goes, that's it at
- 44:15Speaker 2: the beginning. Don't forgive me this. And it's not to
- 44:17Speaker 2: the last bubble until an angel gets its wings.
- 44:20Speaker 1: To the ras and over the last man crossed the
- 44:23Speaker 1: finish line. Time I have to go.
- 44:24Speaker 2: Outside, winters. If you ain't forced your life, I.
- 44:27Speaker 1: Haven't batteries, and I haven't batteries and half the stuff.
- 44:30Speaker 2: Oh Jesus Christ, this is it.
- 44:34Speaker 1: And like you know, I'm not just doing this willing Nelly.
- 44:35Speaker 1: I'm doing this as and when I have time, I'll
- 44:37Speaker 1: be like, okay, i've got ten or fifteen minutes, I'll
- 44:39Speaker 1: do the banister, or I have an hour there for lunch.
- 44:42Speaker 1: I'll go out and the weather like it's lash now
- 44:44Speaker 1: the heavens here, Tom. We said it four thing out
- 44:46Speaker 1: the gap, saying, well, it's a wild wicked night it is.
- 44:49Speaker 1: It's lash now the heavens here. I didn't make that up, Tom,
- 44:51Speaker 1: I'm not that good a writer.
- 44:52Speaker 2: You know full well, you and I have done enough
- 44:55Speaker 2: absolutely balls to the wall, all nighters to know full
- 44:59Speaker 2: well if you genuinely wanted, you could get that all
- 45:02Speaker 2: pulled off in one fucking night, no bother. Yeah, you
- 45:07Speaker 2: loaded up with coffee and just went hard at it.
- 45:09Speaker 2: You get a fucking all up on the fucking night,
- 45:11Speaker 2: or tents or whatever the fuck you wanted.
- 45:13Speaker 1: Maybe when I was maybe when I was a younger man, Tom.
- 45:15Speaker 2: But I'm you gotta stagger it now, do you?
- 45:17Speaker 1: I have to stagger And yeah, I gotta tell you, man,
- 45:19Speaker 1: it's not the years, it's the mileage. Tom. I don't
- 45:21Speaker 1: think we're going to reach common ground on this.
- 45:23Speaker 2: I don't think we are. I don't think we are. Look, look,
- 45:26Speaker 2: maybe it's just been Do you know what it is
- 45:28Speaker 2: for me too? I did? I did too, I did well.
- 45:32Speaker 2: Panto was great. It was great for learning stagecrafts from highly,
- 45:35Speaker 2: highly talented actors and all the rest. But I'll tell
- 45:37Speaker 2: you something that fucking teaches you. Why fuck do you
- 45:39Speaker 2: hate Christmas Company? The end of it? There is nothing,
- 45:44Speaker 2: there is nothing in this world that's more infuriating. That's happened,
- 45:48Speaker 2: and I've done some infuriating jobs, but just stealing the
- 45:51Speaker 2: soul out of you too. Running on the panto is
- 45:56Speaker 2: great right until Christmas, even since Stephen's Day. The one
- 45:59Speaker 2: is great. But as you start going and then it's
- 46:01Speaker 2: pass passes, passes, New Year's Oh my god, almighty to
- 46:07Speaker 2: say that you don't want to be around any of
- 46:09Speaker 2: your cast member friends in inverted commas come the last
- 46:13Speaker 2: show and they run them in the I think the
- 46:15Speaker 2: gayety runs to like fucking March or some bastard thing.
- 46:18Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. So by the time you're done, you are
- 46:23Speaker 2: literally ripping costume offia and whatnot, your kicking SCENTI over
- 46:26Speaker 2: into the bin. You are so hard done, not even
- 46:29Speaker 2: just like oh I'm done, like your average person. You're
- 46:33Speaker 2: getting done. And I think perhaps that is well.
- 46:36Speaker 1: Tom, don't don't use all your panto material just yet, buddy,
- 46:41Speaker 1: because we have more rise to have before this year's out.
- 46:45Speaker 2: True.
- 46:45Speaker 1: True, But if you want to stay tuned with the
- 46:48Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Show and find out what the hell
- 46:49Speaker 1: is going on, options are growing. I will say that
- 46:55Speaker 1: because Tom, you can get the Tom and Jerry's show
- 46:58Speaker 1: at Tom and Jerry's show Jerry with a G There
- 47:01Speaker 1: you'll find us on Twitter and Instagram. You may very
- 47:04Speaker 1: shortly find us on Blue Sky as well. What's blue
- 47:10Speaker 1: Sky is is the new social media channel, that social
- 47:15Speaker 1: media platform begg your pardon that isn't full of bricks
- 47:18Speaker 1: and well, you know they, you know, every now and
- 47:25Speaker 1: then they'll be like, oh, everybody's on Threads, everybody's on Massive,
- 47:27Speaker 1: and you go over like nobody's on it, and it's
- 47:29Speaker 1: just like, I will this one is, this one's picking up,
- 47:33Speaker 1: this one's picking up.
- 47:34Speaker 2: Come come the turning point of this new house and whatnot.
- 47:38Speaker 2: And really it'll be towards the end of the year.
- 47:41Speaker 2: We will be over on TikTok to with clips so
- 47:43Speaker 2: you can actually see our heads saying funny things. We
- 47:45Speaker 2: got some early doors, but then Tom started building a
- 47:48Speaker 2: fucking house.
- 47:50Speaker 1: More than not in common weeks as well, I gotta
- 47:52Speaker 1: tell you so. Yeah, like I said, at Tom and
- 47:55Speaker 1: Jerry show will get us on Instagram and Twitter for sure,
- 47:57Speaker 1: not on Blue Sky yet, but watch the guys and
- 48:00Speaker 1: you can get him at Tom on the Score, O
- 48:01Speaker 1: Manney on Instagram and Twitter, Me at Jerry McBride on
- 48:05Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram and Blue Sky. I have jumped. I
- 48:09Speaker 1: am on it. You will find me there, and you
- 48:10Speaker 1: will find me more and more there, and less and
- 48:12Speaker 1: less on Twitter as time goes on. What else would
- 48:16Speaker 1: we like them to do?
- 48:18Speaker 2: Go ahead, hit the bell, whatever platform you're on, you
- 48:21Speaker 2: know what to do. Hit the bell. Hit whatever the bell.
- 48:24Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. The amount of people that most people are
- 48:26Speaker 2: on Spotify Summer, on Apple podcasts, some are on Deezer Summer,
- 48:30Speaker 2: on Pandora summar on Look, they've all got a bell
- 48:33Speaker 2: of sorts, and they've got a bell of sorts. If
- 48:36Speaker 2: you can raise its, give it the five stars, to
- 48:37Speaker 2: five tombs, up the five Dickie bows, whatever the fuck
- 48:40Speaker 2: it is, give it the high mark. So at least
- 48:41Speaker 2: more people will become visible. But if you oh Jesus Christ,
- 48:47Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Jesus Christ, anyway, if you can, that'd be great.
- 48:52Speaker 2: Go ahead, give us a screenshot if you have any
- 48:55Speaker 2: qualms about the lights of Christmas or your spec if
- 49:00Speaker 2: a holiday coming up, tell us about it. Do you
- 49:03Speaker 2: get Christmas going early or are you just likes on
- 49:06Speaker 2: the like twenty first, I'm going to bang the whole
- 49:09Speaker 2: lot of them, and that'll be that and then leave
- 49:11Speaker 2: it up till the spring. If that's you're your jam,
- 49:14Speaker 2: do please tell us, Hey, what's the crack with space?
- 49:17Speaker 2: Are you just hunkering down? Have you a bunker built?
- 49:20Speaker 2: Are you just gonna take up Heroin for now until
- 49:23Speaker 2: twenty twenty nine? And where did you watch Unbelievable? And
- 49:27Speaker 2: if it's your first time you've gone over to YouTube
- 49:29Speaker 2: and you're like Jesus Christ, brilliant, please do let us.
- 49:32Speaker 1: I'm going to try and throw up a couple of
- 49:33Speaker 1: choice Unbelievables clips on an rip John Kenny one more time?
- 49:40Speaker 1: Thanks for all the last body.
- 49:41Speaker 2: Absolutely right, I'm going back up to Sier because you
- 49:45Speaker 2: know what, tonight's been night and I shall be giving
- 49:49Speaker 2: them quite a lot of cardboard that comes from tiles
- 49:52Speaker 2: and shite that lies around the site. In fact, I
- 49:56Speaker 2: if anybody's passing my house, you're going to see me
- 49:59Speaker 2: jumping up and down in a bin for about forty
- 50:02Speaker 2: five minutes time.
- 50:05Speaker 1: Uh yeah, moron, bins of their weeks come on. But yes, indeed,
- 50:09Speaker 1: talk to you all later.
- 50:10Speaker 2: Clok M