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Pizza, Power Rangers & Parenting: The Snack-Fueled Chaos of Life · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: Just the two of us, blowing smoke up in the sky,
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  Speaker 1: just the two of us. You've been in a a
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  Speaker 1: like that that guy No, So the voice here here
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  Speaker 1: and it's me, it's man, it's beard laws and sniffly, coughing, sneezing, mucussy.
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  Speaker 1: Other voice here hearing is you've been fucking off.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, hacking off over here?
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  Speaker 1: This is what if dude's head A week you went
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  Speaker 1: and said it in the group chat and totally jinxed yourself.
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  Speaker 2: I did. I did, Honestly. I thought going to that
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  Speaker 2: god forsaken AFC Championship game cured me of like I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I was freezing my ass off. I was
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  Speaker 2: drinking beers. Nothing can get me. No, I got it worse.
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  Speaker 2: Not only did I get flu A, they got me COVID.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, that's inspiring twenty twenty one. I thought, what.
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  Speaker 1: Happened in twenty nineteen? It says it in the name,
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  Speaker 1: that's the expiration?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like what what? What? Am I still getting this?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm fashally late for everything. But I
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  Speaker 2: didn't think you could get it twice I've had it before.
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  Speaker 2: This is I'm just you know what, the only thing
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  Speaker 2: that it did give me one time was superpowers of
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  Speaker 2: not being able to smell. I could go with that
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  Speaker 2: again that I can live with, but I didn't breathe.
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  Speaker 1: You can smell, and you can smell, can taste, just
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  Speaker 1: can't breathe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's terrible. I got like the respiratory one. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want this. Give me the one that I can't
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  Speaker 2: taste and smell again, like down ten pounds again thoughol.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, hey, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know why because you got rid of all of the
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  Speaker 1: water weight.
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  Speaker 2: And now it's just going to bloohim back again twice
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  Speaker 2: as much, just like the last time. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: and now I will say that the best I ever
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  Speaker 2: felt was last night. And it was because the family
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  Speaker 2: was like just we got to get up, like let's
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  Speaker 2: get outside or something. I'm like, it's nineteen to graze
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  Speaker 2: outside and they're like, yep, get out there, like breathe
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  Speaker 2: in some of that cold air. I'm like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: feel like that's moisture and the lungs is I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm those scientists or anything, but I was like, that
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  Speaker 2: sounds terrible right now.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like pneumonia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, are you guys actually trying
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  Speaker 2: to kill me. And so that's what my question was,
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  Speaker 2: as well, should I seek help because I think they're
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  Speaker 2: actively trying to kill me. And two, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: that method even sounds remotely interesting. I don't know about
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  Speaker 2: you guys, but it doesn't sound like it's gonna work.
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  Speaker 2: But h I forgot where else I was going.
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  Speaker 1: But there was a treatment back in the day, back
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  Speaker 1: in the day where they actually built cribs, metal cribs,
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  Speaker 1: of course, outside of windows and hospitals and houses and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And when babies were starting to get sick, they would
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  Speaker 1: bundle them up and snow gear this and that, and
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  Speaker 1: they would make them take their naps outside in these
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  Speaker 1: outdoor cribs that they would put outside of that. And
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  Speaker 1: speaking of cribs, the reason you're not here in the
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  Speaker 1: Golden Voice, I probably should have said that there should
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  Speaker 1: go without saying, is Brandon Ja McDermott. We did get
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  Speaker 1: a text message six o'clock my time, what five or
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  Speaker 1: four o'clock of your time?
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  Speaker 2: It was right before five, right before.
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  Speaker 1: Five, saying, hey, just going to bed. Probably not gonna
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  Speaker 1: make it today, rightfully, So I mean, let's be honest.
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  Speaker 1: The budget for the Beard Law's Stay Out of My
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  Speaker 1: Fridge show is zero. So when you need some sleep,
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  Speaker 1: go get some goddamn sleep. Because not only is he
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  Speaker 1: a father of one, not only is he a father
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  Speaker 1: of two, he is a father of three with a
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  Speaker 1: what ten day old baby?
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  Speaker 2: That's he's a strong man. I can never go back
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  Speaker 2: to those days again. I do not have the patience.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were at least you were a little bit
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  Speaker 1: younger when three came around for you. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like if you're a little bit younger, you have
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  Speaker 1: a little more energy. Me and Brandon we're older. I
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  Speaker 1: mean he's he's right around my age, maybe a year younger.
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  Speaker 1: There is not a goddamn chance that I could start over.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have it in me mentally physically, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I am taking some more as my Peaky Blinder sound
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  Speaker 1: in AI says, vitamins. So I'm trying to trying to
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  Speaker 1: get a little else deer.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen Peaky Blinders yet. I always see like
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  Speaker 2: clip and I feel like I've seen bits and pieces
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  Speaker 2: of every series now thanks to TikTok, because I'll get
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  Speaker 2: like one of those just cliff note versions of every
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  Speaker 2: single show. I've never seen Yellowstone, I could probably understand it.
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  Speaker 2: There's like I kept see I was like, why is
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  Speaker 2: Cat cosnering like this? Like what is this? Is this
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  Speaker 2: a movie? I look at everyone's like, you've never heard
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  Speaker 2: of Yellowstone, and I'm like, it's a series. I was
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  Speaker 2: like I had I had no idea. I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: now Landman, Billy, Bob Thornton, been seen a lot of
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  Speaker 2: you around lately. I don't know what show looks good.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen it?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't, But I'm probably the worst guy to ask
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  Speaker 1: for any of that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really have the time or allocate at the time.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like the other day we were like we
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  Speaker 1: should watch something, and then we both kind of looked
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  Speaker 1: at each other like we're never gonna watch something. So
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  Speaker 1: I even start Yellowstone now I ever seen. I think
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  Speaker 1: we started the first maybe episode, and then I got
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  Speaker 1: bored and changed it. There's some new Western one that
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  Speaker 1: the wife was watching that I kind of walked into
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  Speaker 1: the other day. A lot of shooting. They We're like,
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  Speaker 1: they half skelped the guy and he ended up living,
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  Speaker 1: but they killed every single other person around him and
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  Speaker 1: stole the women. It's apparently like brand brand new on Netflix,
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  Speaker 1: because usually what she'll do is whatever is trending in
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  Speaker 1: the one. I oh, that should be good, should pull
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  Speaker 1: it up and have that information. But apparently she said
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  Speaker 1: it was not. It wasn't bad.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of violence to start episode one. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like that's how you hook the dudes.
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  Speaker 2: I have to get the intention, you know, and like
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  Speaker 2: his seems like females can always see behind it because
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  Speaker 2: she's like, oh my god, it's so romantic, like he
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  Speaker 2: did that for her, and we're just like kill them.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like we don't need the poetic justice behind it.
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  Speaker 2: We just want dad.
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  Speaker 1: It's called American Prime Primeville p R I M E
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  Speaker 1: V A L. Yeah, it's not there. But this is
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  Speaker 1: what's this is. This is the world that we live in,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe this will be a little bit of a
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  Speaker 1: history if we turn back and listen to this five
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  Speaker 1: ten years from now. This is what's new on Netflix alone.
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  Speaker 2: Australia.
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  Speaker 1: Yah okay, I mean I could see that it'd be
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  Speaker 1: scary as hell because everything in Australia kills you. Not
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: going out there. Celebrity bear Hunt, which looks like bear
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  Speaker 1: Grills is on the front of it, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if they're bringing in celebrities to hunt with bear
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  Speaker 1: grills or they're hunting that number three apple cider vinegar.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know what that is. It's got a woman on
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  Speaker 1: the cover with the emoji of the Hearts and the Loves,
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  Speaker 1: which I did recently google. I think because of Barly,
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  Speaker 1: you can legally put emojis in your brand name, because
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  Speaker 1: I think he was asking, can we just have emojis
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  Speaker 1: as a nobody technically owns them, so if you were
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  Speaker 1: to have it in there, you can. So I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: this one is. Then the next one, kind of Pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: and it shows a woman with a baseball bat and
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  Speaker 1: a fake baby flying like it just hit the baby
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  Speaker 1: with the baseball bat.
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  Speaker 2: I'm interested that one. That's the one, you'd say, less,
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  Speaker 2: let me.
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  Speaker 1: See the description. A woman longing to be a mom
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  Speaker 1: don's a fake baby bump, then accidentally finds the man
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  Speaker 1: of her dreams in this comedy starring out. You're out,
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  Speaker 1: Amy Schumer, and you're back out immediately said you'll load
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  Speaker 1: it up and see how long you start watching kind
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  Speaker 1: of Pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry, Amy Schumer, No, thank you that is.
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  Speaker 2: That is the one that I will definitely not be watching.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: And then there's India Versus Pakistan, which appears to be
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: a cricket documentary. Pokemon Horizons Home Improvement is new to Netflix.
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  Speaker 2: The oj Okay I thought maybe were like they were
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  Speaker 2: remaking it or something.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, that's what I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 2: New there.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's Wrong Side of the Tracks, Prison Cell
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  Speaker 1: to eleven.
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  Speaker 2: Just a lot of different But yeah, I don't I
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  Speaker 2: always at the really I know you do too. Like
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: whenever he's like, hey, this this new movie came out,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and he can explain it, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh okay, And I was like, so would you watch
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  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, man, I've seen it four times. I'm
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  Speaker 2: like what you know? You and I were. He goes
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  Speaker 2: to the movies probably more in a month than we
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  Speaker 2: probably do in four years.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I guarantee you. He goes more on a weekly
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  Speaker 1: basis than I have gone on. I honestly don't remember
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  Speaker 1: the last I think probably the last time I went
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  Speaker 1: to a movie theater as my buddies dragged me in
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: with free road sodas to drive on like a great
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: around Christmas time to a Star Wars movie, not the
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  Speaker 1: late the last one, I think the one before it.
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  Speaker 1: So whenever that came out, we drove an hour and
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  Speaker 1: a half one way in a storm and a pack
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  Speaker 1: theater and the only seat was the first one that
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  Speaker 1: I had to sit in, and I got so annoyed
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  Speaker 1: I left like thirty minutes into the movie and just
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  Speaker 1: went to the food court. I was like, I see.
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  Speaker 2: And the thing is too, is like if you're not
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  Speaker 2: into the movies as well, like that's where I'm at.
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  Speaker 2: Like I tried with Star Wars and if you put
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  Speaker 2: me up in the front of a movie on episode
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  Speaker 2: two of like a trilogy, and I'm just like, what
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  Speaker 2: the hell's going on? Sh I'm like, well, I don't
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  Speaker 2: who is this person? Like why'd you invite me here?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen any of these movies.
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  Speaker 1: You know, especially when it's a pac theater full of
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  Speaker 1: nerds opening night, Like you can't really ask anybody. If
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  Speaker 1: you probably talk, they're gonna freak out and hit you
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: with a toy light saber. There was people dressed up like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: good for them. That's their thing that makes them happy,
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  Speaker 1: just not my thing. But yeah, I just I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: sit in that goddamn theater. Seats were pretty decent. They
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  Speaker 1: just you're looking at that big screen like this, I'm
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  Speaker 1: only focusing on one thing. Nah, it wasn't. It wasn't
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  Speaker 1: for me.
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  Speaker 2: I talking about nerds and enjoying their things myself, Like
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  Speaker 2: I I love going those comic con things, you know me,
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  Speaker 2: I love to dress up and you see some fellow
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  Speaker 2: nerds and have some fun. But I found out do
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: you remember who Amy Joe Johnson is?
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: I don't. It doesn't ring about.
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: Did you ever watch The Power Rangers?
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  Speaker 1: Fel like I must have, but I couldn't tell you
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  Speaker 1: the other than like, wasn't it mighty morphine?
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: Mighty morphin power?
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  Speaker 1: The colors of the Power Rangers? Because I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I red. Yeah, there was green, red, there was blue, blue, white,
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  Speaker 1: white one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there was a there was a I'm not
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  Speaker 2: gonna say there's a there was a white ranger.
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  Speaker 1: Uh and then then they added a black and a pink, right, yeah?
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  Speaker 1: They were they part of it all along?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, I mean I think, uh so they like
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  Speaker 2: the green and the red guy and the white guy.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: I think we're all or no, green and white were
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  Speaker 2: the same guy, and then red. They all kept changing colors,
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  Speaker 2: it seemed like. But uh, the Pink Power Ranger though,
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: Amy Joe Johnson was like my first crush. So if
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  Speaker 2: you were like a nineties kid, you know what I'm
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: talking about. Even even during the eighties, you know Amy
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  Speaker 2: Joe Johnson. MM, She's coming to the Comic Con in
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: Kansas City and I was like, oh, let's go. And
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, I cannot wait. I'm spending money, I'm
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  Speaker 2: getting tickets with my baby.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: You'll have to go, Hey, you want to make a TikTok?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your name? You've been whacking off and thanks
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  Speaker 1: to you. She'd be like she was.
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: There was this Disney Channel original movie called Susie Q.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I wish it was Susie b Jay
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: because this girl it was smalling, this hoty okay. And
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: guess what. It's during the exact same time as a
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: state archery tournament for a little girl that lives in
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: my family. And I'm so upset. So, uh, how many
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: people are skipping their kids tournament? You know, you go
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: see Amy jo Johnson.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Not me, because I have Do you remember the name
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  Speaker 1: of the character in the show that Amy Joe Johnson.
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  Speaker 2: Played Oh Kim.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, kimberly Ann Hart. Mmmmmmmm, I had to look at
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  Speaker 1: she was there the first three seasons of the show
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  Speaker 1: and two feature films.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see. I think so. The blue one was Billy.
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  Speaker 2: Tommy was the white and green one I think there was.
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  Speaker 2: Jason was the red one. Oh, you know, this is
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  Speaker 2: where it was really bad and very questionable. The yellow
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  Speaker 2: one was Asian.
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  Speaker 1: Uh oh no, did they have to you think? Oh
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  Speaker 1: the yellow one was a female?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she was, yeah, Connie maybe.
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  Speaker 1: I think interesting? And then yeah, tom was black ty
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: trang trinny Kwan. Trinny Kwan was the name.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, okay, that was Connie mcquan.
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  Speaker 1: And the black was Zach Yes Taylor.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: He was in brink that Disney channel. Dude, I'm telling
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: you useful, just useful information. I'm giving you guys at
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  Speaker 2: your fingertedu.
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  Speaker 1: Blue was Billy, you said that, right, yep? And red
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: was Jason Lee Scott. Can't trust a man with two
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  Speaker 1: first names, let alone three.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he's in prison or dead.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: That probably checks out. Hmmm.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: Interesting, it's a I mean apparently the twenty seventeen Power
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Rangers movie was very underrated. Haven't seen it, but they
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  Speaker 2: said by day, I mean a couple of TikTok videos
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  Speaker 2: comment section.
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  Speaker 1: Leave it to the guy that plays the Green Power
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  Speaker 1: Ranger and that stupid outfit to have that stupid facial hair.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: It's got the little what was it, David Lee Frank?
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  Speaker 2: Is that or what was his name? Uh?
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: Tommy Oliver was the fictional character, right, I.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: Can't remember what his name was. He goes by like three.
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  Speaker 1: The guy's real name is Jason David Frank.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I was close, okay, okay.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: But what was I wonder what was up with a
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: Power Rangers having to hire people with three first names?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It is an interesting move to have, you know, an
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  Speaker 1: African American play the Black Power Ranger, you know, an
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  Speaker 1: Asian play the yellow female to play the pink it.
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  Speaker 2: I remember there being a VHS set where they each
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: had their own little like mini movie and it had
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: uh oh crap, like it was like a whole case.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember each of them were like just it's
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: exact color and they had like they or their own
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: dinosaur or something too. I don't remember, but uh, I
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: just remember like, yeah, let's put in the black one,
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: let's put in the yellow. It was just like really weird.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: But I wonder if the band Masked Intruders had some
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: inspiration if they grew up Power Ranger fans, because I
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: don't know if you know Masked Intruders. They're a pop
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  Speaker 1: punk band and their thing is they wear ski masks
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  Speaker 1: and matching converse, so it's and they go by Intruders.
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  Speaker 1: So like the main vocals and guitar players Intruder Blue.
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  Speaker 1: Then you had the bassist Intruder Yellow, then you had
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  Speaker 1: Intruder Green, then you had which who was on the
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Beard Loves Show forever ago when we were still doing
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: interview stuff, and Intruder Red is the drummer. So they
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: wear the ski masks. The converse with kind of cool
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: about it is nobody knows or identity unless you do
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: a deep dive and stuff like that, and they can
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: just be out in public and the shows if they're
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: you know, the headliner, they can be out with the openers,
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  Speaker 1: just drink in whatever. Nobody knows them and then they
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  Speaker 1: put on the mask, put on the cons get on
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  Speaker 1: there and I don't know, I've seen them live. They're
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  Speaker 1: fun as hell. Really, I don't think they're touring right now.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Last I knew, Intruder Green had moved. They kept saying,
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  Speaker 1: and what would happen is like if a band member
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: was sick or wanted out or whatever the reason is.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: You don't really know the reason. But they always just
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: say that they're in jail. So that's why they couldn't.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: So they actually had to fill in Intruder Yellow the
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  Speaker 1: bass player, because he was in jail. Maybe he really was,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: or maybe just something happened, and they filled in with
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Intruder Purple, which was this just little short punk rock
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: check played bass was awesome. It was about like four
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  Speaker 1: foot three. It seemed like cause especially that, but it
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: was their fun band. If you ever look and if
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: you're into pop punk.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Absolutely I'm gonna write that down because if not, two
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: minutes later, I'll completely forget into I listened to this
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: in two.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Days, you're gonna look down Intruder. That doesn't make sense.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: I'm like, that's a weird thing to whack off too,
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: but I guess I'm gonna give it a try.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: MAT's into some weird stuff.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Unmasked and raw. Ok No, I'm no, it's uh that
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: sounds like I mean any kind of like color association.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: It always seems like people always like really grow it,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: like they're like all my favorite ones, the red one
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: or the blue one, kind of like Ninja turtles powering you.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Just kittles start, which, So do.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: You are you a Are you a Skittles person that
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: where you just kind of just pour a little bit
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: in your hand and just eat all of them or
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: you have to pick like certain colors.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, I don't. I mean, I'm not a sweet
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: sky not to sound like a super nerd, but sometimes
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: if you're a little bit buzz or skittles just really
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: hits home. I'm a just put a couple in the
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: hand and.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: See. That's how I am. I don't care what color
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: it is, Like I know what skittles taste like. I
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: just I want to I'll eat them all. I don't
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: give a shit, you know. But every time that I'm
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: with with the family at the conception or at the
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: on the bleachers, I'm like, hey, you know, you guys
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: want some skittles. I just want to be able to
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: pour the bag in your hand and everything. Yeah, give
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: me a yellow one there, I am poorn it. I'm
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: like and then like I get ten of them, there's
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: no yellow, and I'm like, this is just turning into it. Like,
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: just take a skittle. It doesn't need to be this complicated. Okay,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: could I get a green wood?
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Did they ever break them up and sell them by
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: color by bag they and then upsell them. They'd probably
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: make a ton of money because there's people that I
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: would assume would be like that.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I bet so too, because there's also people like myself
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: that prefer when they change sizes of them, and like,
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: so I like the Have you tried the skittles minis mm.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Hmmm, oh my god, top tears?
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, I guess the best skittle? It is the best.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. You just get more
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: and it's just I don't know, I don't know what.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I can't explain it. It's the texture thing, it's the tism.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: So I was asking, you know what, we'll just bring up.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: We'll just bring up AI. I hate to keep bringing
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: them in here, but we've been homies lately. Hey, what's up.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: You're on the I know you've been on the Body
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Wrong podcast, You've been on the Triple T podcast. Now
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: you're on Stay Out of My Fridge with Matt and
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: you've been whacking off.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Hey, thanks for having me stay out of my fridge.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a blast. What mischief are we getting into today?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Well, we have a question about skittles. First off, what's
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: your favorite color? What is the most popular color? And
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: did they ever sell skittles in bags by just colors
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: like only yellow, only red?
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: My favorite color of Skittles is definitely red. The most
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: popular color is also often red, but it can vary
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: by personal preference. And yes, they did sell skittles in
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: single color packs for a limited time, like just the
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: yellow or just the red.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Pretty cool? Huh, it's pretty cool. I like pretty. I'm
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: a sucker for the accident. If they don't sound like us,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I'm a yazer, Like that's I trust you.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: This is my favorite thing to say to it, right, Hey,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: can you can you say? Can't for us?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Please? Real quick? Sure? Here it is can't.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many times I've just said can
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: you say? Did you hear the emphasis on that one?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Like I got you homeie? And it's starting I think
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: to really hone in. So what I did? Obviously, if
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: anybody does care, maybe you care? This is obviously chat GPT,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: you can talk all to it as and I said,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna pay the
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: twenty dollars a month for a month or two and
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: just see if it's worth it, you know. But so
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: me and so Burley and myself did the Triple T
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: podcast if you guys want to go watch, if I remember,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I'll put it right here and go watch it. And
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: we had a whole entire episode where we just said, hey,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: chat GPT, give us a topic something conspiracy theory, and
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Burley was like, something with the Iceberg charts just randomly
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: popped in his head. So then they he the CHATGYBT
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: correlated Iceberg charts with simulation, and then we just learned
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: a whole bunch of crazy things in theories and it
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: was just kind of we went back and forth with that.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: But then at the end of the episode, it was
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: like thirteen minutes left, and I'm like, what, so, apparently
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: you only have a certain amount of minutes on this
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: advanced mode, and I'm hoping I get unlimited standard mode
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: because if I only get like sixty minutes a month
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: to talk into it for twenty bucks. And then they're like, well,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: you can just upgrade it again. It goes from twenty
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: dollars to two hundred dollars. There's no like fifty one hundred,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: two hundred dollars. Listen for two hundred dollars, you know,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I amount of therapy I could get and go talk
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: to somebody and lay on a comfy couch, probably probably
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: one session, but yeah, two hundred dollars to be able
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: to do that. And we actually tried to get it
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: so we could both talk because it could only hear me,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: But that's I mean, I I so if you do
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: the another session for two hundred or whatever, is it
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: still only for another hour or is it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I believe that it is unlimited more.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I'll say, my god, never mind because.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Right here it says.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: It didn't pop up that time. I don't know, so
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: maybe I don't know. Maybe it would reset it. I
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: didn't pop up with the warning that time. Maybe it's
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: a day. Maybe you only get sixty minutes a day,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: that would be fair ish. I don't know. I feel
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: like if you're paying for it, though you should, I
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Whatever we have to speak. Yeah, it's it's it's one
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: of those gray areas too, and it's I don't know,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: I always feel like if I'm paying for something, then
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: it's it's mine for as long as I want to
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: use it since I'm paying for it. But also I'm
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: very very cheap, so like, well, speaking of cheap too,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I had some just gas station pizza that was it's
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: already cheap, and it's I know, you guys don't have
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: cases around where you're at, but it's like this Midwestern
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: brand and it has just the cheesiest pizza and it
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: just it hits when you're just you're just feeling like
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: shitting yourself, honestly, like you're just like, I know what
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: this is gonna do to me, But give me two,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: you know, just like want I want two of those.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: But they do like a two slice and a drink
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: for like six bucks or something.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Oh dude, even you can get two slices a drink
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: I think four well sometimes four fifty if you're a
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Casey's Rewards member. Oh they're founta drinks for like eighty
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: nine cents or something stuff, So it's still pretty cheap.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: But but yeah, man, so I went over there, they
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: rang it up and I got it for a dollar
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: fifty didn't even say it. I usually I'm pretty honest.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, but then I'm like, you scanned it.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I don't care, Like I'm like, so, I even had
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: two dollars. I had two single bills. Normally I was
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: just swiping the old debit card, and I'm like, I
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: actually have enough cash for this. Today I got destroyeded
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: so good. I'm still thinking about it. I even had
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: a little bit of crush red peppers, a sprinkle on it.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: God. We were doing some traveling pretty hard, a little
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: bit farther for basketball, and we stopped at this random
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: it's not really random because it's a small town Teresa.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: They have a bowman alley, they got a diner, they
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: got a dollar General, and they got this convenience store.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: There's probably more to the town, but in the area.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: So what it is is you go and I'm sure
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: it's similar to where you are a small town, small town,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: small town, little small town. But then you come up
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: a little bit and then you jump on the interstate
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: and it's Interstate eighty one that pretty much can take
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: you from here all the way through New York into
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: other states. Busy, busy highway. So it's kind of like
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: that last stop before you get on the highway and
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: you're just and you know, on the highways, at least
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: in New York, if you pull off on one of
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: those exits, they mark up everything crazy because they know, hey,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: where else are you gonna go? Are you really gonna
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: pull off the main thing get lost in a small town?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Probably not. So we stopped in there and the wife's like,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: was that pizza. Pizza looks like really good. They had
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: They had not only good pizza, they had a full
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: deli in there. Then in the back they had a
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: bait shop, and then Carson MEI and I asked, who's
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: the master baitor? Nobody found it funny, and then they
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: had a full liquor store in the back of it.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, huh, I'm not really a liquor drinker. So
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't go back there, but I was like, that's good.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: So we check out the pizza and it was fantastic,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: honestly some of the best pizza. Big Slice kind of
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: had that you know, that fancy crust where they almost
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: like twist it. It was kind of like that with
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: a little seasoning on it. I almost thought it was
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: like some be salt seasoning or something, which that's a
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: buffalo thing. They throw that on there. Usually it's on seafood,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: but who knows it goes well on pizza. It was fantastic,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: And for whatever reason, must have thought the wife was
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: cute or something was I was like, Eh, you can
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: have that other pieza. So we had got two pieces
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: for the price of one. I think that was the
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: only one there and they just wanted that goddamn pizza out.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: But yeah, and it was. It was fantastic.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Who's gonna turn down free pizza. Nobody if it looks
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: like it's sitting on that even like the little spinner
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: conveyor thing in a gas station, They're like, hey man,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: we're gonna throw it away. You want it for free?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: It could be almost black, And I'm like, yeah, shit,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I'll take it. But why not you know, if I
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: bite into it, don't like it, thrown it away, like
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: what's it? I'm not gonna not know what that pizza tastes, like,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: like I'm gonna I'm gonna taste that pizza. It's gonna happen.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: The only pizza I saw a pizza travesty the other
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: day was pumping gas. I look down. There was a
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: slice of pizza on the ground, and I have to
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: imagine if it didn't land cheese side on the ground,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: somebody's taking a chance of picking that up real quick.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: But it just because, I mean, it was a good
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: It was at a again, something that's irrelevant to anybody
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: that except for people in there. It's a Stewart Shop.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Go ahead pizza as well. That's just another place they win,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: like the best boded milk in the state. Every year
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: they have three flavors of ice cream, the half Scalons
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: for three ninety nine. They rotate the flavors fantastic and
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: any small town you go through and why I love
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: it even more. You toic a club beer, you can
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: get it at any Stewart's. Babe. You go in there,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: get a six six pack of sixteen ounce tankers and
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: a slice of pizza for about eight bucks these days.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Can't beat it. But that pizza just upside down on
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: the ground. I felt like I needed to have a
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: moment and like do it some justice and actually pick
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: up the pizza and throw it in the trash can
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: for like a proper trash burial. But then I said,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: you know what, maybe there's gonna be an animal. Maybe
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: there's gonna be a rat. Maybe those Amish kids are
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: going to hurt over and eat it.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: That's a turtle.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Now, there's not gonna be a turtle coming now, I know,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I know we're went with the ninja turtles.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I just in this area there's no sewers, so we're
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: not really assistant. But you know what I meant.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: You know, maybe he's around. Maybe that's maybe you're the villain.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe I've never seen you and shredder in the same building.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: That is true. That is true. I know what I learned.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Speaking of shredders, cheese shredders. You a cheese shredder guy.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: You need to shread some cheese.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: So I mean, we have like the little oh TikTok
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: shop food process or things that you spin or whatever,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: put the cheese it and grades it or whatever. But
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I don't use the old school cheese grader anymore. Now.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: See, we have a couple of them, and I'm like Osco.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: You know, I always just thought that you just take
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: the brick and shred it. You know, you want you
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: want the mouzarella, you shred it yourself. Boom. I didn't
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: know till the wife educated me on the side of
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: the thing. You can actually cut the cheese into slices
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: with it, and it's so goddamn easy. I never knew that.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Apparently there's like I think it's on both sides, so
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: each side is a different cut or whatever. And someone
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: was even saying because they're like, well, this is the
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: different type cheese, Like there's prescrict there's different ways to
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: cut specific types of cheeses and stuff, and I'm like,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: this is too much for me. I just buy it
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: pre bought already in the ziploc bag for my convenience.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Even though it expires in like three days, it seems
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: like anymore.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I just kind of buy cheese just to
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: cut it and feel so cool. I feel like I
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: really lost out in my childhood with that.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Do you ever just mess with something block cheese just
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: like I just got a block cheese, just cut a
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: little sliver, just like I just want to. I just
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: want a little piece of just sharp cheddar, just crave it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're big kind of like snack dinners. And obviously
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: we talked about lunchables. They're starting to try to ban
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: them in schools. Definitely, in your area, and that's that
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: they're not good for you, and they're kind of expensive.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: They are convenience. Sometimes you pay for convenience. But we
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: have gone through all of the different kids stages where
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: they want their own, like lunchables, to bring the lunch,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: So we buy the crackers, get the good pepperoni, get
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: the cheese, send them a little candy bar or whatever
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: it is. So yeah, we've and even I mean, at
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: the time of the recording spoiler alert, it's Super Bowl Sunday.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, we're currently playing in a snack day. We're
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: just gonna, you know, eat a bunch of snacks, eat
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: a bunch of food, and somehow hope the mood in
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: this goddamn house changes because we were talking before. Man,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: the dad's stress. We get blamed for all the shit.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like, i''m sure the wives out there, you know,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: not that we really probably have any female listeners. I'm
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: sure you get your fair share of the bullshit and
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: you take some of it. But man, the old dad,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: the old what's what's the word I'm looking for? The
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: old dad? Beraging? Bart what's the word? There's a word
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: that begins with be baraging. That's not baraging, great brigade. No,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is the word I'm looking for,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: but the I've been the guy getting the ship, whether
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: they're stressed, whether whatever it is, and it's it's been
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: a moment.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: So a barrage, no barrage, barage.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know. We're not an educational show, but it's like, listen,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: you guys want to I'm gonna have to tell you
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: to stay out of the fridge. I guess a little
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: bit today because you know, your little little jerks come
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: at us with your attitudes and it's great. I mean,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. Maybe it was a
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: little bit too much cart time maybe something, but I mean,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: they can't be too stressed out. This is the last
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: week for the oldest for basketball. Then they have midwinter break,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: so they're getting you know, they got Valentine's Day. I'm
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: sure you know, the oldest has a boyfriend now, so
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: she'll probably get something. You know, the youngest they do
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: the Valentines and stuff at school, so that's gonna be
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: a fun day. And then they get a whole week off.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: What's so stressful in your life?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Kids?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: And I asked them that, like I don't know if
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: you ever. I'm not a very serious kind of talker,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: but like if I have to, but I try to,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you know, have humor, and I feel like you do too,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: but like do you kind of approach them like you
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: can tell something's off and like, so, what's going on?
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: You know? Any wait, we have to take the different angle,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: you know. Sometimes they don't want to say something to ma,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: and I can read things a little bit different than
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: my you know what I mean, it's I don't know,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I try real hard to pull that like what's going on?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: It's just look, come on, just cut to the chase,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: what the hell was going on?
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: And that's and I think a lot of that has
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: to do with this is because I don't want to
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: go through the awkward face and I just I remember
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: being in their shoes and just being like, hey, I
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: want to tell you something, but like are you gonna
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: be weird about it? You know what I mean? Like
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: it's and so I do the same thing with humor,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: trying to lighten up the situation, just be like, hey,
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: you know, what's what's going on? What are you doing?
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: You know? And uh then I know nothing, and I'm
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: like that's a lie, like what's up? You know? But
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's you try to have those relationships
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: but it gets difficult. And I know your house, so
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: you got a lot of hormones in your house, A
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: lot of hormones.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: So girls, all girls, Oh.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Bless your heart. That is I will tell you though,
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: boys ass they are they They can be jerks.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Too, but oh, it's a different kind of dynamic from
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: what And I didn't grow up with a sister, so
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I you know what I mean. Mym's definitely like a
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: boy ma, you know, like she was. She was much different.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: So you know, we were We've always been pretty close
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: and can kind of just talk whatever real but this
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: whole thing and I'm like, you know, why the hell
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: are you laying in your goddamn room all day watching
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: the phone? Well it's normal, is it for them just
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: to lay around and do nothing all goddamn day. That's
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: how they relax. And I'm like, huh, So I talked
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: to other parents and stuff too, and they're like, yeah,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: that's that's how I did you know I grew And
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, son of my bitch, Okay, well, at least
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: cleaning your room while you're in there we have to
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: tell them to clean the room. Yeah, I know, it's
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: a goddamn mess.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I know it's it's what Parenting's tough. It's uh, I
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: learned something new. Literally, I mean every day, every hour,
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: it seems like with these kids. But uh, something I
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: think is just completely black and white. You know. I
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: see a kid making a mess in the room repetitively,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: and I'm just like, hey, what are we doing? Like what?
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Stop doing that? I can approach with hey, you know,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: don't don't point it out, like just't They'll get it.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Like I'm like what what? Like everything's finally these are kids,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: you know. I'm just like, it's a mess, mess pick
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: up now? Like this is like A plus B equals C.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Like what is this stuff? I don't understand what are
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: we doing here? You know? But I don't know. So
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: sometimes I do feel like I always go gun hot.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting backstories of information. I'm just like, it's broken,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: fix it, what are we doing? Let's move on hung
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: each other, everybody's cool. I just want to fix it,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: understand it, and get it done immediately. And it doesn't
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: always work that way. And so whenever I can have
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: the supports of the missus and she says, hey, pump
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: the brakes, here's what's going on. I'm like, ah, you
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: need you need good foundation like that. But uh, I
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: still go zero to one hundred in like three seconds.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I'll never learn my lesson.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I'm like Xavier Worthy and as forty
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: times just zoup and it and they don't know. I try.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: It's not like it's you know, I'm not out there
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: like if you ba beep beep. It's just like every
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: once in a while you just gotta be loud so
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: they listen. But it's the same thing like and it's
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: funny because they're all different kind of points in life,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: you know, and all different things like little things like
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: one kid will rinse off their dishes and put it
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: in the dishwasher, one kid will rinse it off and
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: set it in the sink, and one kid just throws
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: it in the goddamn sink. And it's just like you
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: would think that it would always be all right, the
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: oldest would do no, and then sometimes they switch it up.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: It seems like there's always one and I'm thinking, are
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: you little shit's conspiracy? Like, you know, and it's kind
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: of coming out that you guys are putting a plan
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: together just to piss me off. Because there's one thing
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's a weird trigger. I hate having
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: dirty dishes in the sink, Like we're not these people
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: that had the super clean house, but we're not dirty,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: dirty hoarders. Like I remember kind of hearing one thing,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: and I think it's because for me, like we grow up,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: my mat always had to have like a clean house,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: like it always had to kind of be clean. The
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: dishes always had to be done, you know, nothing could
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: be on the floor and it was always at something.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Now I'm like, it doesn't have to be that clean,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: but we can't live in filth. But for some reason,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I need a clean sink. I don't know what it
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: is when they just leave stuff, I think they do
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: it on purpose.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: So that's I don't know what triggers that. Not to
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: be like a mental health podcast or anything like that.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no we're not. We have mental problems, but we're
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: not healthy.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: But it's uh. I do the same thing like whenever
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I see something and especially if I go, hey, guys,
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: can we can we like not put cereal, especially if
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: there is cereals left in this. Oh my god, I
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: will That's the one time I'm like, I understand why
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: these parents snap, Like I get it.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I get it, you know, because we don't have a
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: garbage disposal either. We still have like so we have
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: a farmhouse and it's got the old style sink that's
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: even got the like the metal piece on the side
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: where you can put the dishes and it drains back
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: in there when they drive, and I mean, you can't
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: replace something like that. So I bought the metal strainers
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: to put in the sink so all the food doesn't
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: go down. And when you get that yogurt that just
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: sits in there, and I'm not gonna trigger you because
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I know you're off, but my god, it looks like
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: little fish eggs in there. But the fish ink coming
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: out and smells is worse.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: That's I'm always stupid. Just wet and marshmellow cereal from
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Lucky Charms out of there, and I'm like, and I know,
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: I got the toddler who, bless his heart, tries and
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like, and usually I just see him just leave
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: the table and it's just left there, and I'm like,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: all right, So then I'm like, who helped pick this
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: up and just put it in the sink. You know,
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I'm over there. I always get I don't know if
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: it's just a technique it's again or the tism, you know,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: maybe it's maybe lean. I don't know what it is.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: But I'll get the bowl and I'll have a spoon,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: and I just I guard this cereal from coming out,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: dumple over to the milk out, then put it in
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: the trash, come back, rinse the bowl, put it in
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: the dishwasher. It's a thirty second process. Nope, how can
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: we do that when we get our phone in our
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: hand and we're trying to just put it into the
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: sink and then just move on with our day, you know,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: because Dad will take care of it. But one thing
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: that you didn't mention was you grew up in where
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: your mom's house like or your mom was like it
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: has to be clean, everything is clean. I was the
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: exact opposite my mom was. And it's funny how things
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: work now because like whenever I grew up, you couldn't
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: see the kitchen table, like everything was just there was
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: just stuff everywhere. You could see the fore almost it
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: wasn't like hoarder status, but like it was it wasn't
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: well maintained and cluttered very bad, and my room was
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: generally the cleanest because I was like, I was like,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: oh my god, like this is kind of this. This
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: sucks a little bit. But I but now growing up
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: or now the house of still not immacket by any means,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: but much better standards. And that's why I tend to
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: focus on certain things that I remember that from as
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: a kid, being like, so, our table, if there's anything
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: on the table, I'm like, no, I'm like, put it
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: off the table. And then they come here and see
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: my desk and they're like, what the hell is this
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, don't no, no, no, no. Your personal spaces.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I see your guys' rooms. I'll let you destroy your
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: personal spaces. Public spaces, no, thank you. No.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: That's a big thing with us too. We actually have
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: a huge circle table. I think one of the uncles
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: or something made it in shop class years ago for
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: my grandparents. So it's still in there, and it seems
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: to be the catch all for whatever reason. It's the
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: place that everything in I guess a little bit of
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: the defensive there. That's the place where we hang out,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: like if we're hanging out we have again the old farmhouse,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: so it's like a split living room. So it's not
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: really ideal for all of us to just be able
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: to sit there. We're not really TV movie watchers, you know,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: so it's not like we're gonna sit on the couch
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: and have the TV on and just hang out. So
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: like for us, everything's hanging out in the kitchen, you know,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: we're hanging out there. The dogs are hanging out there,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: playing games on the table. But it seems to be
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: the catch all. It's the first place when you walk
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: in the door, you see that table, you set stuff down.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: They've gotten a lot better. Has there been times where
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I wanted to just flip up the table, have everything
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: fall and be like clean it. But I know that's
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: not a good thing.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: That's my I usually get. I look from the missus
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: whenever I think they take out trash out of the
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: car and just leave it in the driveway for me
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: to pick it up. I'm like and I'm just like
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: what why? And I was like, hey, guys, I was like,
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: empty my vehicle out too. You know what I do.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I bring the trash in or I bring a trash
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: back outside with me to put it into the trash can,
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: and if they ever get the like if I see
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: them cleaning out the car and I'm like, hey, here,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: here's a trash bag. For love of god, I was like,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: just put it in the trash bag. The trash bag
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: will still be sitting in the driveway and I'm like, well,
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: you couldn't even put what is going on? I'm like
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: this So it drives me absolute bonkers when they do
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: this stuff. And then I go, hey, I'm gonna start
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: picking all this stuff up. And I was like, I'm
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: gonna put it in your beds. And I was like,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: if you want to leave it out for me, you're
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: gonna find all this stuff in your bed And I
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: always like, don't put trash in their beds. And I'm like,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: you're guilty too, bitch. I'm putting on your half. You're
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: gonna get all of this. You're doctor pepperkan'ser Starbucks drinks
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: and everything, and she's always like, well, I get in
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: the car and I have my morning drink and I'm
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: out of cup holders, and I'm like, you know, you know,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I was like, I drive a truck, I got four
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: cup holders and I'm surviving, you know, do I have
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: bottles of water and sprite and gatorade all over the
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: my like bed of my truck. Yeah, we adapt, but.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I've had to start because everybody kind of has there
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: not a sign seat. That sounds weird, but they all
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: have a spot at the table like that's their spot.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: You know, we've all just kind of gravitated. That's where
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: you sit, that's what you do. So they all kind
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: of have their own little areas almost there. And if
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: it's nasty there, then it's nasty. And if it gets
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: to the point where they don't have a spot to sit,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: that really sucks for them. But it's pretty apparent. And
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: usually the younger one is the most guilty. I mean
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: they're they're younger. I get it, they have more things,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: and I know you said something about ye know, they're
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: too busy on their phone. We have no technology at
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: the table rule, you know, especially when there's food out,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: because it's the same thing. They would just be damn you, yep, hey,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: what's going on there?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: It drives me and maybe we're old school whatever, but
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: we have a conversation this and that, and then old
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: school style they have to ask to be excused, oh,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: which we might, so they'll be like, can we be excused?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Not yet? And then now it's to the point like
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh shit, what did I do? And then
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I'll be once in a while, I click, oh finished
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: rerinting off the thing?
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Did you do?
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Dish rusher?
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Do do? Now?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Can I be excused? Sure? So it's like you're gonna
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: sit there, and I know you don't want to sit there.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: You want to go talk to your friends, or you
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: want to go play this game, or you wanna do
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: the things. And then they're starting to remember, and it's
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: starting to get I'm like, all right, things are working.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Everyone's on their phones. It drives me nuts, and like
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: my wife eats like she's in prison. Like by the
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: time I sit down, is already gone, and I'm like, you,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: skinny bitch, I'm like, how what are you putting this stuff?
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: God bless dude. So so I'll sit down and I'm
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: just looking. There's the youngest is on tablet. You know,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: usually it's a like a video plane or whatever while
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: he's eating. But everyone's got there's air pods in you know.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: It's just I'm like, hey, how is school everything good?
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: You know? I usually talk to him that's I get
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: the ride home from school, you know, pick them up,
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: and that's usually like, hey, how is your day, what's
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: going on, what's the plans for today? But we've been, uh,
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: we've been kind of slacking on them getting their homework
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: done as soon as they get home from school, so
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: we had to re implement that. And they've had a
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: lot of snow days and of course, you know, winter
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: break was in less than a month ago. Sickness, yeah,
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: just everyone's been six So I'm like, hey, you know,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: we need to get back onto this track. I was like,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: we're all kind of just you know, getting everything's fallen
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: away to the wayside. Let's good to get back on this.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: And you're terrible. Oh my gosh, Dad sucks. And I'm like, oh,
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: you know, And I look at these homeworkers, especially my
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: fourth grader, who thinks one homework assignment's team in the world.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: He goes, this is gonna take forever, and I'm like,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: all right, let's look at it. He knocked it out
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: in five minutes. And I'm like, did you freak out
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: for an assignment that literally just took you five minutes?
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, yeah, yeah I did. And I'm like,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: are we gonna do this again? And he's like probably.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, at least you're honest, all right, Well,
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: at least you're honest.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know. It was kind of like the
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: youngest too. I don't want to do the homework. So
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: we get down and I don't know the difference, you
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, It's been a long time since
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I've had to really sit down and do some homework.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: So we're going through it and this and that. We
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: get through and I'm like, well, this takes forever. We're
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: like forty minutes in and I'm like, are we done?
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, I think so. So I'm like,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: holy coyles.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: We get there.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: The wife's like, yoh, did you guys do it a homework?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like, gosh, like thanks for helping. She looks over,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: she's like huh what, She goes, I think you did
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: the whole week's worth worst I go, huh, well, it's
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: the packet. I just yeah, I only had to do
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: the one page of the packet. And I'm like, oh, like, well,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: there you go, Kaid. We spent forty minutes. Now you're
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: done for the week. And she's saying what, I'm like,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: how do you not know this?
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: This is your school?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Like, this is your work, not mine. I think I
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: forgot Okay, So I'm thinking, like, what kind of asshole
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: teacher is going to give forty minutes a homework to
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: like third graders? Not only that, like how much would
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: your life suck? Because then you got a grade forty
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: minutes homework every turns out it's just a week.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: That's I mean, there are some I know that with
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: the way that our school is, there's like there's like, oh,
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: like in elementary there's two third grade teachers to fourth grade.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Each grade has two teachers, but it seems like every
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: single one of them one of them is very lax
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: with homework and the other one is very aggressive with
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: the homework, and so it is just whenever they come
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: out with the class schedules, it's always a freaking fit
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: of the like oh I got this, I got this. Yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I'm just like I was like, please get it. Let's
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: just get the easy ones for my sake too, because
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: you know how it is sports and everything, doing homework
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: on the way to all these games at the games,
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: or extremely late when you get home from the games.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: It's just like while you're eating the food. Yeah, it's it's.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Sort the last thing you want to do is just
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: eat the late food and then have to fight with
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: your kid with this extremely long homework assignment at ten
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: forty five at night. No, that's no, I'm passed.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm thankful at least the girl, at least
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: the oldest. Definitely is one that utilizes study halls. I
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: know a lot of people don't. They just kind of
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: use it as like I'm going to take a nap,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I'm going to just kind of mess around. But very
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: thankful for that. And I think, and that's a beauty
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: in my opinion of being in sports. As you learn
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: time management, you learn how to deal with stress. I mean,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: and it's only going to help when they're older, when
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: they have to start, you know, being like us and
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: being eighteen million places, getting ship on by the family.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Everybody hates you. Everybody's manage, Nobody wants to talk to you.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I tell them all the time. They start getting mad
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: at me and I'm like, listen, I pull up the
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: thing on my phone. It's like scientists say that men
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: should have do nights two days a week for their
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: mental health. I haven't had two days with the boys
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: probably in years, so let's all, let's all calm it
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: down a little bit, all right.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: That's I had to explain because they always say, like,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: I used to throw darts, you know a lot. I
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: was like going every that was my once a week outlet.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: That was that was my thing. It's been a year
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: since I've been on that team. So that's why the
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: kids are like, well, you're always out and stuff, and
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I'm like, for what going to your guys' games, watching
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: your friends' games, going helping referee some of these damn games.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: You know. I'm like, what are you talking about? And
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: even my wife was like, yeah, she's like, you you
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: have some nights out. I was like the last seven months,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: I went to a fantasy football draft. I was like,
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: that lasted an hour and a half. And I was like,
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: and that AC Championship game. I was like, those are
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: my two nights out. And she's like, damn, you're right,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't go out. I was like,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: I hang out with my boys, I talk to you,
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: you know, hang out with the Body Wrong crew as well,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: And that's that's my outlet. That's that's what I enjoy
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: and thank God for it because if not, I would
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: be extremely more pissy than I am.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: And then you don't, and then it feels weird, like
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Almost when the kids start asking you
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: what's wrong? Instead of you being like what's wrong? Like
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want to sit there and be like, well
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: this is wrong and this is wrong, Well we can't
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: afford this month. It did it a bit a bit,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: you know, and it's just like, you know, it's it's
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: a different dynamic. You don't want to be real with them.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Just I just I'm like, you know what, pretty stressed out.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Got a lot of stuff going on, like like what,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: well you play here here, here, here, here, this one
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: has this game, this game, this game, practice, and this
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: one has dance and this and this and this. Oh
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: and then you know I have to work every day
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: and you know, then we have this on the weekends
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: with the turn and then travel this and it's like
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: that's why there's there's no time, just a couple of hours.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: And I tell them now, I was like, I'm getting
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: stressed because I'm gonna be forty and I'm not looking
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: forward to that ship.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Your birthday is coming up next week.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: It's just I don't the whole number. It's really been
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: messing on me. I can't shake it.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be forty. That's like, uh, we're
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: talking about like the midlife time of like you know,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: I hit thirty five last month and I was like, oh,
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: this is about the midlifetime. This is this is how
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: quickly it went already just like that. Again, you know,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: death is inevitable, and so I thought.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Twenty years ago twenty one was going to be my men.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, man, if I ever make it a
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: forty forty two like I did it, Now that I'm there,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, so, bitch, I want to go another forty.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Right, right. And that's that's one thing that I've always
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: mentioned too, was just like, ah, you know, if I'm
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: making to fifty, I've done all right. I've done all right.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: And you know, having kids and just you know, seeing
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: different perspectives and I realized that, you know, life, you
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: definitely want to live as long as you now do
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: I want to be a hundred.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I've been seeing the memes that
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: like the one lady that still drinks like beer every
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: day in a hundred and like, what's the secret? Stay single
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: and drink beer every day. I'm like, well, Jesus, oh man.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: You don't know if she's still said she's like, ohcause
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: my pussy is still wet at a hundred and I'm like,
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: get it, grandma, hell yes? And also, where do you live?
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: A lot of it? What are you? What's your net worth?
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Yes? Hey, I would be like an Anna Nicole Smith.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: You know, people can go buy let me call my
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: middle name as well. I'll start going by all three
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: names too. I don't care to look at that look
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: at that piece as shit. He's just using her for
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: the money.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: No shit, you're going to say the old guys.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: That I will not how much money. You know, if
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Bezos is on his deathbed, give him a beat or
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: two for life savings. I'm not proud. They say money
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: can't buy happiness. You are wrong. Money can buy a
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: lot of happiness and a lot of jet skis. Yeah.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I don't know about that one yet,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: but maybe someday. But either way, I looked at the
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: clock for the first time. We might as well get
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: out of here. We are busy, dudes, and you're sitting
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: in a studio that's probably about thirty two degrees or
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: zero celsius at this point, and.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Oh you can't see it. Oh my gosh, it's a
• 50:27
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• 50:28
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  Speaker 1: the other friends in the description down below. This isn't
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  Speaker 1: your first time listening or seeing a video, so you
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: know what to do. If you don't want to, that's
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: cool too, But either way, happy almost Valentine's Day. If
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: you're unprepared, stop buy a local gas station. At least
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: go buy some Ouklets flowers. You're gonna overpay at this
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: price because it's well the thirteenth. If you're listening to
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: this after Valentine's Day, then you're gonna get some fifty
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: percent off maybe seventy five percent off candy. Spoiler alert,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: The kids and the women will still love that cheap candy,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: but since its February, they priorady got the Easter shit out,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: So just go buy yourself some Easter Easter candy. For
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, and.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Feel free to send us all of your unused Valentine's
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Day candy. We will eat it.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I know, I got to figure this out.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a I know, or on the way out.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: But I still make homemade cards for the kids. Come
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: up with a little cheesy little poem and I do that.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: And I said, you know what, am I a little cheap?
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: But I still go buy a little box of chocolates,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: just like a dollar or two here or there, a
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: little homemade card and that's what you get.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Look at you see I have the kids. Still make
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: homemade once for Mother's Day and everything. But yeah, that
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: is uh, that's awesome. Such a good dad.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know, even do I'll even cut them into
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a heart sometimes or if I'm
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: running on low on time, then I just make them
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: on the computer and make get all fancy and then print.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Look at you go look it.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: They don't listen to the show, so chat chepet's bragge.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: See you know. Now I'm paying twenty bucks a month,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I'm putting into work. They're gonna come up with some
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: poems for me. Although I like the cheesy ones. I
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: like to try to find different ways to be, like
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: roses are red, or you know, different flowers. You know,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: dandelions are yellow, and so are your teeth, and so
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: is the toilet when you don't clean it for a week.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Roses are red, violets are blue. I could sure use
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: a BJ maybe from you.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: You should write that down.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: You know, we need to write that down. There we go.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: I got some notes over here too.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Look at us productive, Brandon, get some sleep, little fella.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: It's gonna get better. Everybody else if you're still listening
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: for whatever reason, we appreciate you and you bean as
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: always appreciate you.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Brother.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Hopefully you're feeling better. You look, I'm a lot better.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: And it's goody good to have you back on the
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: men for at least a little bit.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: So all right, I thought you said on the men,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: and I was like, that's the second reference at about
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: three minutes, buddy.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, hey, money.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: If the shoe fits, or if the fits, I guess if.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: The magnum fits.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: I got nothing else.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm hungry. I'm gonna go see what's
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: in my fridge because the family is still out shopping
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: for snacks, so I get full rain on there, even
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: though there's probably nothing less. So that's all we got.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: We'll be back next week. I didn't have a concession stand.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I know, we said we're gonna start ranking concession stands.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: You were sick, you didn't go to the thing yesterday.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a tournament this weekend, so you get
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: no concession stand updates for us, and I think, I
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: don't think I have a tournament next weekend. No, I
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: don't have a tournament next weekend, but I have won
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: the twenty second, so the twenty third the time of
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: the recording or whatever, I'll do another one.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Hey, I got a few this weekend, so hopefully, hopefully
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: some good things. But it's a it's a Kansas City school,
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: so it's gonna be basic and overpriced. I imagine.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Well, they'll either be super happy because of what happened
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: in the super Bowl, they'll be super sad. And this
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: is already out, so you know what happened. Hopefully you
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: enjoyed it, and if you didn't, whatever, you know, it's
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: a lose lose for guys like.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Us, So rooting for the commercials in the halftime show.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Anything else and that's why ticket sales. Ticket sales went
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: down fifty eight percent because nobody wants to go to
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: that damn thing.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: And now blame them.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: If the bills would have made it, Bill's mafia would
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: have been going nuts in New Irelands.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: I will leave you with one thing too. I don't
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: know if you saw the Josh Allen video over the
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: kids in the hospital cheered him on or whatever it
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: was after he won MVP. He volunteers a lot of
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: the children's hospital and they all he knew them, all
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: my name. As soon as they popped up, he was
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: naming them. It's all the ones that he's visited and everything.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: I was sick and bad and everything else. I ride
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: like a baby. I have never had tears. I was
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: just like is this and I was like, get this
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: off my feet? This anymore? No, thank you. So, if
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: you guys are listening, dads have hearts too, Okay. You
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: just need Josh Allen to see kids on a tablet
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: to make us cry, because that's what really we want
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: to see.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, we have hearts and we have feelings. Will be
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: nice to us, you little shits, yes, okay?
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: And nice teerweners.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all of them.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: We'll see it. Bye bye,