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FULL SHOW: Survival of the Fittest · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hob Aking Big Show Show Show thanks to crave
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  Speaker 1: worthy street food freshly made with Reburger. It's time to
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  Speaker 1: go over size.
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  Speaker 2: This is the biggest, biggest fist. This is the biggest,
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  Speaker 2: biggest shot by show with Jason Hoys, Mike Minogue and
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  Speaker 2: I'll get a your mad Bastard's great to have your
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  Speaker 2: company this Wednesday afternoon. It is the twenty second of
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  Speaker 2: July twenty twenty sixth and you, my friends, as always
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  Speaker 2: listening to the Big Show brought to you by Reburger, scrumptedly.
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  Speaker 3: Crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Now normally at the time of the show, I look
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  Speaker 2: across the desk there and there's that old Stallion Moody
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  Speaker 2: with his exquisite body, with his perfectly manicured hair, with
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  Speaker 2: a stylish clothes. The poor old Nogi is under the
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  Speaker 2: weather at the moment is sinus is being flooded with
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  Speaker 2: puss and so he can't join us today. And so
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  Speaker 2: instead I'm looking across a studio and I see old
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  Speaker 2: Kezy Hello with his little jacket on and as.
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  Speaker 4: Bigger than any jacket you could fit.
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  Speaker 2: Finning Mow with his filthy, filthy Warriors cap. I mean
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  Speaker 2: there's goofy look, but you know that's all ge, that's
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  Speaker 2: all Jiut. We didn't sign you up to be the
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  Speaker 2: eye candy of the show, Keezy. That was Mogi's job.
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  Speaker 4: But no, you need an eye candy on a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Well you kind of do, you know, for all your
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  Speaker 2: socials and stuff. But how are you made? Hell's life?
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  Speaker 4: I'm good.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever heard the phrase getting off to a
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  Speaker 5: bad start? No, sitting off on the wrong foot? No, okay,
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  Speaker 5: don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm great. Failers.
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  Speaker 5: Spent the day today, a small portion of it playing
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  Speaker 5: golf with Jace, got really wet, played terrible, and then
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  Speaker 5: came into work.
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  Speaker 4: But we've got Pugs an now.
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  Speaker 5: Sitting in the Keezy spots to Usually Mogi be looking
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  Speaker 5: over seeing Kezy there with his little jacket on and
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  Speaker 5: his motley little mow and his disgustingly filthy Warriors hat.
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  Speaker 5: Today we see Pugs.
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  Speaker 4: How are you, hey, fellas, I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: My red curry spilled all through my bag and over
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  Speaker 3: my clothes, so I'm not wearing any underwear and I'm
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  Speaker 3: wearing an undershirt under this jacket.
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  Speaker 4: You and I also forgot a belt.
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  Speaker 3: So if you happen to get flashed at some point
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  Speaker 3: during the show, I apologize in advance because just for
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  Speaker 3: the listeners.
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  Speaker 5: Pugs is wearing a full blown rain jacket done right
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  Speaker 5: up and zipped right up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I thought that was a look you were going.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, it just happens to be that as well.
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  Speaker 2: Um, because it was like, god, what a weird look.
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  Speaker 2: But then again, it's you, Pugs, and we're sort of
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  Speaker 2: used to that. But I say, can I say your
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  Speaker 2: hair is magnificent today?
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  Speaker 3: Make unificent cheers jas you're wearing your hairs up as well.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yes, I had a cap on and then I
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  Speaker 2: took so I've got hair here? What is it here on?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hat hair.
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  Speaker 5: You've got hat hair, Jay seven salted Pugs and I
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  Speaker 5: I just want.
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  Speaker 4: To say that you look great today, Thank you man,
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  Speaker 4: and I do.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Kezy, what's coming upon the show mate?
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  Speaker 3: What's happening on the big show with old Keesy, nice
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  Speaker 3: new sting Pugs.
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  Speaker 4: That took me ages.
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  Speaker 5: That's using what's it called when you sort of use
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  Speaker 5: your initiative and yes, and your initiative, that's the one coming.
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  Speaker 4: Up on the show today.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, another chance to win tur undred and fifty
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  Speaker 5: dollars with the pies that pay. Yeah, boy, if you
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  Speaker 5: hear the pirates, oh eight hundred hodak, you could win
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  Speaker 5: that cash. Also got a bone to pick with one
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  Speaker 5: member of the Big Show family, Jay who I'm not
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  Speaker 5: saying who it is now, but just know that it's
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  Speaker 5: one of you. And also coming up next. Yesterday on
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  Speaker 5: the show, we bought a racing pigeon. We need a
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  Speaker 5: name for that pigeon. We're going to be going into
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  Speaker 5: names surely because people have already started texting them through
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  Speaker 5: on three four eight three. Feel free to keep them coming.
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  Speaker 5: Every text in the draw for fifty bucks.
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  Speaker 4: With a Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful mate. But in the meantime, have some music.
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  Speaker 1: He's radiohead the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio Camp.
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  Speaker 2: There on the Honarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The
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  Speaker 2: time is fourteen minutes past four o'clock. Just to remind
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  Speaker 2: people if you're just joining us, No Mogi, today's sinuses
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  Speaker 2: have completely packed in. But hopefully he'll be back forth
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  Speaker 2: with pugs play the Stinggeon.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Big Show brought a racing pigeon.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just let's just stop it right there. What do
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  Speaker 2: you mean the Big Show did not buy a racing pigeon.
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  Speaker 2: Kezy bought a racing pigeon.
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  Speaker 5: I bought a pigeon thinking we'd go four ways on it.
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  Speaker 5: Do you don't want to be part of the four way?
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  Speaker 2: Look? I love a four way most days, but you
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  Speaker 2: never talk to us about it was a prime. The
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  Speaker 2: first time we heard about it was yesterday on the show.
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  Speaker 2: But at this point, Keezy has bought a racing pigeon.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how you think I can afford a
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  Speaker 4: racing pigeon.
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  Speaker 3: Four hundred bucks one hundred each producer money.
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  Speaker 2: God.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, look, okay, well look I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't want you guys crying to me when Pigeon one
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  Speaker 5: oh nine as it's currently named, takes out the top
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  Speaker 5: spot and the money starts rolling in. Okay, Now, just
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  Speaker 5: before we get started, here, a big shout out to Tim.
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  Speaker 5: There's a pub down and Tim aaru there called Hector Blacks.
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  Speaker 4: He runs the joint.
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  Speaker 5: He's the one who's organized this whole thing for us,
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  Speaker 5: all right, So big shout out to this on his.
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  Speaker 4: Background, By the way, is he a pigeon enthusiast?
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  Speaker 5: No, No, he runs the pub and runs the competition
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  Speaker 5: on behalf of the Bird Racing Club. I think he
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  Speaker 5: said from so there's you know, it's a proper pigeon
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  Speaker 5: racing club.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is it okay for me to feel like a bit
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  Speaker 2: icky about a pigeon enthusiast.
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  Speaker 4: But just you judging people that?
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  Speaker 5: Well, No, it's just well, I'd probably love you with
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  Speaker 5: that beak you're running.
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  Speaker 2: It's just as someone says to me, I'm a pigeon enthusiast,
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  Speaker 2: I immediately just sort of shut down mentor yuck. Other
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  Speaker 2: people's youms, all right, okay, oh fine, yeah, well that's true, man,
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  Speaker 2: that's absolutely true. Keysy fair point.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay. So we've bought the big shows, bought
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  Speaker 5: a work. Keysy's bought a racing pigeon, and hopefully the
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  Speaker 5: big show comes in on it before the race starts.
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  Speaker 5: All right, now, the way this is going to work,
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  Speaker 5: it's currently named Pigeon one O nine w Any people
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  Speaker 5: are texting on three four eight three what shall we
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  Speaker 5: name the pigeon? Because that's the first step. We've got to
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  Speaker 5: find a name for the sucker. Once it's got a
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  Speaker 5: proper name, I think then you'll feel that connection.
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  Speaker 4: Jason.
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  Speaker 2: Now before we start, you see, this is the issue
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  Speaker 2: I have too, is that pigeons are dear brains. So
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  Speaker 2: we're going to name the pigeon and it's not even
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  Speaker 2: going to know it's that. It's not you know, whatever
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  Speaker 2: the name is, it's not going to know it's its name.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's not like we're going to be calling out
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  Speaker 3: to the pigeon, are we, Jason.
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  Speaker 2: Well, how does it get back? Then?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I don't have the time to explain how pigeons work.
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  Speaker 5: Wherever they are raised and wherever they are hatch that's
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  Speaker 5: where they'll fly back to.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I remember saying that to my wife actually when
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  Speaker 2: I was watching Game of Thrown. Do you know how
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  Speaker 2: they have the crows ravens? It's like, how do they
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  Speaker 2: get back?
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  Speaker 5: So before we get into reading out names, Jase, okay,
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  Speaker 5: and yes, the pigeon won't know its name, but your
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  Speaker 5: cat doesn't know that its name is Jiz. Actually, just
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  Speaker 5: on that, Pugs. Can you play the next thing please? Jeez.
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  Speaker 5: That is currently the name of Jason's cat, as chosen
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  Speaker 5: by the audience. This is the name of Moggie's cat,
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  Speaker 5: as chosen.
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  Speaker 4: By the audience.
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  Speaker 2: Sit Chris.
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  Speaker 5: There is a real through line I've noticed already on
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  Speaker 5: three four eighty three of either jizz or bird shit
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  Speaker 5: cres being the name for this pigeon. For example, last
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  Speaker 5: night when I mentioned we had the pigeon, these tics
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  Speaker 5: came in unsolicited. Surely it's going to be called bird shit, jizz,
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  Speaker 5: pigges Pingez no Ah, bird shit, Chris Ingle, bird Humpadin
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  Speaker 5: Yeah I got that DMed as well. It's brilliant, which
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  Speaker 5: is a good one, really good. So what I want
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  Speaker 5: is for people to think of clever names for this pigeon.
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  Speaker 5: Three four eight three. Every text in the drawer for
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  Speaker 5: some reburger. We'll read out a few of the selections
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  Speaker 5: next because they are coming in thick and fast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff mate. In the meantime, he's a bit
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  Speaker 2: of oasis for you.
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  Speaker 1: Tune the Hold Acting Big Show with Jason, Mike and
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  Speaker 1: Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
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  Speaker 2: Action mus They're on the hold Achi Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday afternoon. The time twenty six minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: The Big Show has purchased a racing pigeon, Kesy More,
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  Speaker 5: a racing pigeon on that look whoever has purchased the pigeon,
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  Speaker 5: it's irrelevant, all right, although we'll need one hundred bucks
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  Speaker 5: for me to be pretty sharpish. Now, this racing pigeon
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  Speaker 5: is competing down south that races from all over the
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  Speaker 5: country and it finishes in which is where the Pigeon
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  Speaker 5: Racing Club is. I believe we are the one hundred
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  Speaker 5: and ninth pigeon out of one hundred and fifteen. You know,
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  Speaker 5: so you know, not a huge field, but also not
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  Speaker 5: a small.
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  Speaker 4: Field or flock. Is it a flock of pigeons? Jas? Yes,
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  Speaker 4: I think generally with birds generally.
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  Speaker 2: If well, no, having said that, like a flock of
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  Speaker 2: crows as a murder of crows. Cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: That's always the go to examples. A group of pigeon
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  Speaker 4: is called a flock.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go googled. Can I just ask before
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  Speaker 2: pigeon one oh nine takes this flight, can we see
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  Speaker 2: the pigeon? Can we give it?
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  Speaker 5: So I'd like to say that some you know, I'll
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  Speaker 5: talk to pigeon tim from down from down to Hector
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  Speaker 5: Blacks there in Timodo, who's organizing the whole thing. I'll
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  Speaker 5: get ask him to get a snap of the old pigeon. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: because we want to know what we're buying now. As
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  Speaker 5: mentioned earlier, text through three four eight three, what should
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  Speaker 5: the pigeon be called? Every text in the drawer for
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  Speaker 5: fifty bucks with the reburger, and once again, Jase, your
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  Speaker 5: cat's name is jizz because the audience shows it. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: Mogi's Cat's name is bird shit cress because the audience
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  Speaker 5: chose it. I want to get away from this kind
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  Speaker 5: of name. We're cleverer than that. So, for example, this
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  Speaker 5: one here, I don't think we are this one here,
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  Speaker 5: wheezy Keezy midnight steamer. That's not a good name for
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  Speaker 5: a pigeon.
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  Speaker 2: I quite like wheezy keasy.
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  Speaker 5: What about pep short for piss eared pigeon? Piss eared pigeon.
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  Speaker 5: Pigeons don't have ears?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean you bought it, so pigeons don't have ears.
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  Speaker 4: The Big Show bought it.
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  Speaker 2: I think you'll find that pigeons have massive ears.
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  Speaker 4: What they're way wonky. Do pigeons have ears? Oh my god, yes,
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  Speaker 4: they absolutely do.
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  Speaker 5: They don't have external ear flaps, no, According to this,
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  Speaker 5: they have hidden ear canals tapped just behind and slightly
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  Speaker 5: below their eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Well, of course they do kezy, because how will they
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  Speaker 2: know when you're calling them home?
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  Speaker 4: Well, they just go home. You don't call them home,
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  Speaker 4: They just go. God, I think we need a nail
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  Speaker 4: down and facts about how the racing works.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll give pigeon to McCall again at some at
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  Speaker 5: some stage. All right, let's go through some of these
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  Speaker 5: names here. If you're speckled Jim, now that's a reference
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  Speaker 5: to the famous British sitcom Blackadder. This fourth season, Stephen
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  Speaker 5: FRI's character has a pigeon named speckled Jim.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, nice clever, it's.
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  Speaker 5: Clever les Cletus the pigeon. It's from Damien Red Nickish, isn't.
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  Speaker 4: It bird ship pigeon? Yeah, I mean that's from Nicky.
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  Speaker 2: That's my favorite so far.
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  Speaker 5: Can we just get away from them having the words
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  Speaker 5: bird shit or gears in the.
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  Speaker 2: Name because I'm actually heard, and I'm being serious here
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  Speaker 2: that racing pigeons are prolific shitters.
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  Speaker 4: And where did you hear that?
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  Speaker 2: Just on the web?
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  Speaker 4: Do you listen to the web?
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  Speaker 5: Do you Rory Boris Pecker? Because Boris Becker, right, gon athlete.
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  Speaker 3: Got nothing to do with tennis, though he's also suggested
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  Speaker 3: Ryan Flox Ryan Flox, which I think is clever.
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  Speaker 5: Because he's just literally just won the open Ryan Flox.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah again, no, no, no, but it's a sports chase.
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  Speaker 5: He's an athlete. Pigeon one of nine is also an athlete.
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  Speaker 5: Could be the Ryan Fox of pigeon racing.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: We just don't know. Pigeon face that's from Kirk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that's an easy one. That's low hanging fruit.
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  Speaker 3: Someone here said coop dog.
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  Speaker 5: Jeers old pugs don't needs to have hoon on a
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  Speaker 5: simber court there.
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  Speaker 3: I like it.
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  Speaker 5: Wee bit chesty in the laugh.
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  Speaker 4: I like coop dogs.
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  Speaker 2: See that's clever.
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  Speaker 5: Pigeonsaurus from Dave Daniel, Ingle Bird Honkerdink from Sam Engelberg.
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  Speaker 4: Vroom vroom humpages. Ingle that's my favorite so far, room
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  Speaker 4: room humpages.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you're just saying the worst ones are your favorite.
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  Speaker 5: I see what you do trying to sabotage Pigeon one
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  Speaker 5: O nine here. Oh I like this one though, having
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  Speaker 5: said that pigeon shit pugs on that works, that works
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  Speaker 5: truely locked that No, we're not gonna lock it in
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  Speaker 5: Utah coming three four eight three we're gonna lock it
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  Speaker 5: a name by the end of the week. This is
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  Speaker 5: a huge occasion, the official Big Show Pigeon and the
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  Speaker 5: naming of such once again. Every text on three four
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  Speaker 5: eight three in the draw for fifty bucks with the
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  Speaker 5: Reburger The hold.
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  Speaker 1: Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune in
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  Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio Hold Iking.
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  Speaker 4: It's there, impieds. You're like on Radio Hove Akings.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, fellas. People are loving getting two
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  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars cash in their bank accounts, aren't they,
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  Speaker 2: And why wouldn't it's two hundred and fifty bucks for free.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's the weird thing is, before this started, we
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  Speaker 5: were sort of we had a group meeting and we
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  Speaker 5: were like drinking people are like this and we're a
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  Speaker 5: bit effery on it. Yes, but it turns out people
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  Speaker 5: do like two hundred fifty bucks cash cash cash, and.
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  Speaker 4: That's all things to it.
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  Speaker 5: Mate Dad's Pie who of course proudly bake award winning
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  Speaker 5: pies for pie loving New Zealanders.
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  Speaker 2: I've actually heard because people texting, you know, because it's
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  Speaker 2: quite life changing for people. Two hundred and fifty bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Five of the people that have won that two hundred
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  Speaker 2: and fifty bucks have quit their jobs.
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we're giving people a new lease.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. They've literally gone into work and gone you
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  Speaker 2: can shove your job. Yeah, I'm rich airs.
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  Speaker 5: I heard that one of the guys from last week
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  Speaker 5: is retired totally.
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  Speaker 2: He's bought a lifestyle block up north Yeah by Russell there,
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  Speaker 2: beautiful spot far out.
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  Speaker 4: It was nice of them to keep us a breast
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  Speaker 4: of what's happened.
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  Speaker 2: Oh totally. I love the good news stories. Can you
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  Speaker 2: see if people winning cash and then just changing their
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  Speaker 2: entire lives.
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure that was the same guy though, who
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  Speaker 5: also got messively into the drugs and alcohol and left
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  Speaker 5: his wife. Yeah yeah, it's actually got massively downhill for
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  Speaker 5: a bit there. It was looking great, It was looking great.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right, because he couldn't buy the property
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  Speaker 2: and because he's spent.
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  Speaker 5: It all on person. Yeah yeah, but hey, don't forget
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  Speaker 5: Dad's pies. Serious amount of pride baked into every single pie.
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  Speaker 2: Totally. Mate. Let's go to the phone lines, get a
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  Speaker 2: Tom your mad barsard. How's life a pretty good?
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  Speaker 4: Hoy Jersey yourself?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah good, thanks mate, Tell me, Tom, what does Tom
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  Speaker 2: do for a crust? I'm a chippy mate, Well I
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  Speaker 2: try to be anyway a.
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  Speaker 5: Man, Tell me Tom, what does Tom do for a pie?
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  Speaker 4: When he gets one?
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  Speaker 2: A bit of a basic batch when it comes?
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  Speaker 3: You know, I love her.
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  Speaker 4: I steak and cheese and her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a very nice. Funnily enough. You remember yesterday
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  Speaker 2: on the show Fellas, one of the the guy that
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Wan said he likes a steak and onion pie and
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: we were all like, oh, they still do those. When
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I was meeting Keysy for golf today, Tom, I went
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: into a little cafe there and they had a steak
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: and onion pie, but I didn't buy it. Amazing, it
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: was incredible, but they didn't buy it because I look gross.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: Chase, I am blown away. There's it. I've got.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: I've got goosebumps from that story. Jayson, Hey, Tom, do
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: you do you want two hundred and fifty bucks?
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Mate?
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, mate, it sounds like it's a burden. Tom.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: You enjoy that, Tom, and then'll go bloody far down
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: there and need and you hold the lime, mate. Puzzles
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: sort you out, all right.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: That's true? And also punts. This is to add to
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: the incredible story that I was about. There was a
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: steak and onion pie and then I bought a beautiful
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: bacon and egg keish and what happened to them? And
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: then I went next door to the servo and I'd
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: taken one bite of it, and I was like, God,
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: this is so moist and delicious. And I bought myself
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: a drink for when we were playing golf, and as
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I was paying for it, I dropped my bacon and
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: egg kesh and it splattered all over the floor.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Do you eat it?
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Did you think to yourself? Man, that looks good on
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: the servo floor?
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: No?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Why were to do that?
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: Sort of a play on the name of the song,
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: But not really.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Here's Actic Monkeys.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Hurarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Tune in on Radio.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Honarchy, Mitellica there on the Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: The time is four fifty one. Let's talk TV.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: That's right, yes, now obviously no Mogi. Today's a bit crop.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Hopefully you'll be back soon. So Kezy you can kick
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: us off since you're sitting in his seat.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, is that how it works.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so last night, Now this is something that
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: I fear whenever my wife and I start watching a
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: new show. So yesterday I came on the show and
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: I talked about how we watched the first episode of
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: Outrageous Fortune, yes, which is available every season TVNZ plus
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: Great Throwback. For some reason, I have gone through my
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: life without having watched a single second of the show
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: or knowing anything about it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: That's pretty amazing action because it was huge.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Sleep, I guess at the same time I was watching
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what I was watching two thousand
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: and six. I was probably just watching monkey porn, monkey Porn,
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: bring It Back Man, or just some other cool stuff.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: But basically, we watched the first episode.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: I really enjoyed it. My wife said she enjoyed it,
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: and then last night I was like, oh, gosh, I
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: hope she suggests watching episode two, and she did, Oh yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: This is a good sign, because sometimes she'll get bored
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: after one episode and just she'll say, oh, and I
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: enjoyed it, and then we'll just never watch it ever again.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: So we watched the second episode. I really like the characters,
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: love the matriarch of the West Family played by Robert Malcolm.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Absolutely brilliant.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Love all the characters, love all the intertwining storylines and stuff.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: It is funny, a wee bit stressful that right, mix,
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: really really really enjoying it. Yeah, great stars out of
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: five so far for Busy. Sorry, and that's available on
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: TV's in Plus.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Which is great news actually because usually your wife, if
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: she knows I'm in it, will just refuse to watch it,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: end or finish it broken Wood.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: To be honest, I suggest it because we're still halfway
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: through that episode that centers around your character. Yes, there's
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: something just stopping us from finishing watching it.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is. You're not actually offended
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: by that idea.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: It's not your performance.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Now Fellers, we got in too. We've been into a
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: series for a long time called Alone, and basically the
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: premise of the series is you get dropped off in
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: a remote location.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Is there anyone with you?
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: No, obviously you're alone. You get to take ten items
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: with you and the first couple of series that we
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: watch were based in Tasmania's right, So they drop you
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the bush, basically in the middle
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: of nowhere in Tasmania and there's like fifteen contestants. You're
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: allowed to take ten things with you and basically the
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: whole premise of the show is you've just got to
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: stay out there for as long as.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: You can on them taking ten items each. What items
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: stood out to you the most while watching the show
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: so far?
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Well, basically what I mean, I take Darries.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I said, what items stood out to you?
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: There hasn't been anything particularly peculiar, because everyone realizes that
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: you need your basics and maybe a tap, some fish
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: hooks stuff, so they just go for the news necessity.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: So a fish hook, why not a whole fishing rod?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Will some people take a rod and fish hooks, and
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: some just take a fish hook, and some just take
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: a fishhock and make their own little twine with it,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: you know, for example, you're right, and it's it's actually
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: a really entertaining show. And we always like the start
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: of any series because you almost automatically know who's going
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: to bottle it really early, and it's always the overthinkers.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: It's always the ones that go, now, I can't afford
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: to do this, this and this and within this next episod,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: so they're doing all of those things, and then they
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: fall apart and have to leave. And my wife and
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: you know, the winners end up staying there because they
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: have to catch their own food, build their own shelter,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: all that stuff. It's freezing cold, there's predators everywhere.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: These people are staying up there for seventy eighty days.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: They get two hundred and fifty thousand. Wow, the winner
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: quarter of a million. And I said to my wife,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: how long do you reckon you'd last? And she reckons
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: about two days. And I reckon, I could do like
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: three or four days, because I've watched Hey, you're I've
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: been watching heaps of YouTube camping video, So I reckon
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: I could get by, And I think, to my advantages,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I just take the pest the entire time of a
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: situation that, yeah, I die, But it'd be bloody funny,
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: it would.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: They don't have muck bangs out in the woods Man.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. I'll probably take my phone with me too,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: so I could watch muck bang.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: How many how many busies?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: It is actually genuine. The one we're watching now is
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: in a oscar, freezing cold that they are entertaining. You
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: just watch people just integrate. It's great stuff. I'll give
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: it three and a half busies. So WHI do you
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: watch that TV? And T plus good stuff?
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: What do you jay?
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: The whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I welcome Becky Messive Backbones. I hope you're surviving your
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: hump day. You're listening to the Big Show brought to
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: you by reboog.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: You handcrafted big years, loaded fries and Gormet eats that
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: will change the game.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, y y.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Y yeah, great stuff, great stuff.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: I've got a bachelor tonight, fellas bachelor.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: I caught myself there. I don't have a bachelor coming
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: over tonight.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Kesey, what it's okay if you do? Man?
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: Thanks Jase. I don't just be you, be you. I'm
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: gonna be me. Chris, what yourself?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Man? Thank you? What's his name? What's his name?
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Whose name? The Bachelor?
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: No, I'm having a bachelor night. Oh oh, I'm solo
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: in the evening after the show.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: That's exciting.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: My wife's best made us up from christ Church. They're
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: going out for dinner tonight to my favorite restaurant. Yeah,
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: I'm not allowed to go.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Why what do you mean you're not allowed to go?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Well because he gets steamed and makes a spectacle of himself.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just how I if and talk.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Plus I wanted to bring my bachelor with me, but
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: my wife wouldn't have it. Yeah. Yeah, I was like,
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: surely at the table for fours all g It's just like, nah,
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: I don't even know why you want to you know, sores.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: The question that you want to ask us is what
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: are you and your batchel are going to have for dinner? Yeah?
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Because would you even have time to eat? What do
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: you mean, well, are you in your bed? He's coming
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: over because your wife's going out with his best mate?
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: I mean from Christ that you were in the start
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: pool that was five years ago. No, it's not that guy.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: I worsh he's great.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: No.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: So I'm just thinking what am I gonna have for
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: dinner tonight? Yes, Reburger is on the list. It's on
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: the list. Yeah, it's on the list.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: It's not definitely what I'm gonna have, but it's it's
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: I've got a short list of three options and it's
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: on the list.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm actually intrigued by you. Know, you can tell
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: a lot by a person and what they have on
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: their bachelor night. You know, like what do you run with?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're beautiful, beautiful partner you know, goes
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: out for a night, and I mean beautiful in an
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: emotional third, the beautiful, beautiful and it goes out for
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: the night. What's what's pug sound running with?
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Because she is vegetarian, generally I'll go for a meat
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: based option.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: So usually sud carry on.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Maybe oh geez, I can't really be asked cooking, so
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: maybe like a kebab take out kebab, you know, some
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Mediterranean lambish dish if it's not reburger.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: But he's trying to sound fancy pointing, is that?
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: That is?
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: So I'm spending up large on delivery apps, so I'm
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: gonna go hard man.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: What do you having, Jason?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I'm going hot pot all the way fellows, So.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: The same thing you have when you're with your wife.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I'll have a hot pote south from go to bed early.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: What about you? New Zealand text our three four eight three?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: What are you running with? In your batch? Running with?
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: What are you running with? Is this a new topic?
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: Is it I can be why not we can revisit
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: it later three four o three every text in the
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: drawer for a fifty dollars reburg of voucher.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Here's she had the Whole Archy Big Show with Jason,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Radio hod ich Us.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Indeed, Pearl Jam there on the Hold Donkey Big Show
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: this Wednesday afternoon. The time is fifteen minutes past five o'clock.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: And Fellas, I don't know if you're aware of this,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: but I used to go to the gym.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: I'm not aware. I wasn't aware of it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I used to go to the gym hard out when
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I lived out West and I've been trying to cancel
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: my subscription to the gym. It's is genuine. Four times
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: I've tried. I've gone in there twice and said, can
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: you because I can't do it, just shut it down.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I have to go into the gym and it's still
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: they still haven't canceled it. They'll go, yeah, yeah, that'll
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: be canceled this week, and then I get another payment
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: the next week and I was like ah, and then
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: I leave it for a month and just did it.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, and so you're paying for a member you've
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: been in the city for since the month?
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, seven months. But anyway, it was interesting, so stress
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: because I rang them up today and I was, you know,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Efan and Jeff in a little bit because I was
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: over it. But the guy that I was talking to,
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: he said he was a big fan of the Big Show,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: and he said to me, who would you say? And
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know how we actually got onto the subject
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: who would be the fattest of all the members of
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: the Big Show? And I went, oh, that's an interesting question.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Just quickly before we get into this. If that guy
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: is listening right now, please cancel.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Can you do it?
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Get onto it? Yeah, I do know how to use
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: my phone on the website.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: But then I said, think about it, who would be
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: the fittest amongst and you know, the four of us?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: And I know that the prevailing thought would be, for example,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: that old hoily J because of my age and the
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: fact that I've smoked a million cigarettes, you know, I
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: haven't had the healthiest lifestyle in my life, would probably
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: be the most unfit of the four of us.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: I say, it's correct, So so I guess it's finding
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: we've got one end of the spectrums. Now it's finding
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: the other end of the spec So the top three.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: We just want to stop you there because I just
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: wanted to point something out to you. Today. I have
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: a little sort of fitness app on my phone there,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: and every day I'm walking, walking, walking. For example, today
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I've done sixteen thousand steps, and that's about average for me.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: But the six step casy, please, sixteen thousand steps, now,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: that's about eleven point two to twelve point two kilometers
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: depending on the girth of your steps.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: That's the thing.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: That's about six thousand normal person steps. The gate, No,
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: your girth of your stairs is that the okay, yeah, yeah,
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: that's about six thousand normal person steps.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: So that's extraordinary in and of itself. That's that's twelve kilometers.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: And I haven't I haven't finished walking today, by the way,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I've still got another couple of thousands ago.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: He's still he's planning on doing more walking later.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Oh he hasn't finished yet, my god.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: And now I know you go to the gym, puksand
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: as does Mogi, and so you'd think, oh, well they'd
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: be fitter than haughty j But the gym fit you
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, and in inversive comments gem fit,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: they're pretty boys and the fitness world.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Can I just say, Jase, there's a really easy way
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: to figure this out. Someone has to run ten k's
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: from the show, who's.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: It going to be? Is it going to you?
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Because you'll pull a hammy?
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: No, No, listen, Jayce, if one of us has to
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: run ten kilometers, job ten kilometers, go for a run?
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Are you the one to do it?
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: Well, this is a question I'm asking No, I'm asking
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: you right now. Are you seriously the one to run
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: ten kilometers?
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I think so? Given my so Putson pug Son is
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: jem fit, Mokey's jem fit. But he's fallen right off.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: He I mean, he's he's shocking. I look at you, Keasy.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: You love your dumplings, your beersies, your spicy noodles. There's
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: no way you're in the picture.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Actually tonight, what are you having for dinner tonight?
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: That's not your business?
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Alright, So it's not enough with the pointing finger, with
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: the spicy dumplings and noodles.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Please.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: She just said, I've noticed a bit of overhang with
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: you lately.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, So we're just lying seriously, Okay, you've made your case.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: You walked sixteen thousand ways staggering sixteen thousand steps today,
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Pugs Hello, I would say you probably run the most
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: out of everyone on the show.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: That's very kind of you to say, Chris, I'll try
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: to get in one or two a week, two weeks
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: so a week or class or something.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: What's the furthest you've run? What's the furst you've run?
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Jay Jase?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: What's the only fitness competition you're winning is if we've
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: got our hands behind our back and were walking into
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: snail pace, I run about sex point two six points
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: to most of them.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to get to eight by the end of
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: the year.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Okay, So by that I would say that Pugs is
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: the fattest out of the Big Show because he's the
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: most likely to be able to run ten kilometers. I
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: would then say I'm second because you and Mogi have
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: never run ever in your lives. In fact, you tried
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: to run a couple of years ago, didn't You ran
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: down the pavement a wee bit and you said the
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: next day your knees were sore.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that?
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: It's on the podcast?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: No, I don't recall that at all, Christopher Chris.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, Jason, okay, look three four eight three, Please if
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: you're interested, if you even give a shit, who do
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: you think is the fittest member of the Big Show?
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: And I think it is like in order to if
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: we had to go for a ten k run or
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: do a half marathon, who do you think would be
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: most likely to be able to complete it?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Is that what you thinking? Jason sure man? Okay, And
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I bet you'll be surprised what the people think.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: I don't think I will be three four eight three
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: fifty dollars Rebiger bouches up for grabs.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: It's no patrol the whole Key Big Show week days
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: from four on Radio hodg Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed green day there on the Hodarchy Big Show this
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Wednesday evening. The time is five to twenty six, and
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: we were asking the question who is the fittest of
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: the Big Show crew? Yeah?
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Well, Jason, you asked the question because you were changing
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: to someone at a gym. Yes, and they asked the question,
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: and then you genuinely thought it's probably you.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, as I say, I've already done sixteen thousand
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: steps today, which is about between eleven point two and
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: twelve point two kilometers depending on the girth of your step.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Pretty sure it's not the correct terminology, but we've asked
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: the audience on three four eight three.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: No, Mogi did it. By the way, he's sick aka unfit.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, massively unfit.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: You couldn't even do a radio show.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he would be wheezing after about five
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: hundred meters, I reckon, yeah. Nice.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: A lot of people texting it on three four eight three.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: None of it's flattering to anyone. Everyone's in the firing
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: one here, which is what I like.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: My initial instinct is Pugs is the one that runs
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: the most often. He's you know, runs about five to
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: six kilometers weekly. I think Pugs is the most fit,
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: because we're talking about running fitness here. A lot of
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: people texting in here, Graham reckens. First place would be
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Hoidy jizz Bot, the hot pot King, Yeah, thank you,
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: Second place Mike the Stallion Minogue, third pugsun the Barn
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: me Banger, and fourth bird Ship Chris finishing in a wheelchair.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: Now I disagree with that. I actually think it would
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: be more like the opposite to that Ah that knows
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: of Mogi's runs a few miles. And that's the thing, like,
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: if we got to the finish line, yes, you and
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Mogani would have a big advantage because it were your nose,
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: because it would cross the finish line a lot earlier.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: And just on that, someone also sees that the big
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: honkers would help with the airflow, like an air intake.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Jason genuinely more likely to run ten kilometers than Kezy.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Keezy is too soft. I'm not soft.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Look, I didn't want to go there.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: You did.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to go there.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: It's like you standing outside a hot pot shop going
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: I didn't want to go to come here.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: What you know, I used to have mates, and this
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: is a true story. I used to have mates and
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: this is honest, honest to guy. And they were triathletes
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: and they were massively into it. There were three mates ahead.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: They were all into triathlons and what I found with
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: them and they trained their asses off, but they never
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: ended up doing any races because they were always pulling something,
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It was always yeah, I no,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: I can't do this race, because you know, they were
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: they were physical specimens, but they were keysy soft you see,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I could wrap my hand straight apart, hamstring apart, and
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I'd still do it. Don't you worry about that?
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: The funniest you know what this is leading towards a
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: big show cross country. We're gonna do a cross country
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: run and it's going to be around his school. We're
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: gonna go to the local school and say, what's the
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: cross country distance?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Here?
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: What is the track? Give it to us, and the
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: big show is going to run the cross country.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: We're gonna see heh's the fittest because I think over
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: a cross country circuit, no training, Mergie'll instantly, but I'm.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Gonna start training. Oh yeah, he would would have to
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: be like instantly, like tomorrow, Yes, you know what I mean.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: We run across country, so who's the fittest?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Right now? Pug Son would be doing his bloody pilarates
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: like a.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Crazy man warming up for the cross country.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, Actually just on this So this Friday, we've got
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: a bit of a radio Hodaki video shoot coming up
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: that actually involves Jason Hoyt running at full tilt.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: So I'm gonna be hiding there with my phone. Jason,
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: all right, do it, mate, keep an eye for the video,
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: would you do a cross country jas toat really yeah, man,
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: bring it on, You've got fear in your eyes. I
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: can tell Pugs.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Would you do it?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Yes? I would do it?
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I think this ticks. Here sums it up
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: all right? Is the tank engine chuffing and puffing away
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: on the old robot douche flute will be last for sure?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Getaway. It's Pugs the.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Hood Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Smashing pumpkins. There on the Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: The time is five thirty eight, which means it's time for.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: What's on the news with me Jezzy in the news
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: this week Fellers comes from down South down Dunedin there,
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: which is in the South Island. Pugs, thanks, Now, what's
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: happened is the police have made a couple of interesting
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: pullovers and then subsequent not arrests, but you know, taking
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: the keys away from a couple of drivers. One dude
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: was huff and gas while he was driving. That's not okay,
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: that's bad. The second bloke was, and this is a
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: direct quote from an article, he was swerving on the road,
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: slowing down and speeding up. A radically police officer noticed
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: this in his highway patrol car there pulled him over.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: Turns out he was eating a roast meal on his
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: lap off a plate with a knife and fork, and
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: the window was up, and as the officer was outside
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: the window waiting for him to one o the window,
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: he prioritized finishing the meal before talking to the officer.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: That is such a keasy thing to do. What do
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: you mean what I mean? I mean I've been guilty
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: of that.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: You know, eating a roast meal while driving? Well, no,
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: but you know, for example, a hot pie, Well you
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: need a pie that I don't condone it. It's not saying,
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: not the way I do it. How do you eat
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: a pie? How do you pine? New Zealand?
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: None of your business.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: But I mean, but okay, So because I have in
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: the part and actually yesterday might drive home our west.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: I was in traffic out west and I looked over
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: next to me a lady was eating out of a
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: tupperware container with a fork while stuck in traffic, and
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: I was like, we're going slow, she's on her way home.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Oh gee, I think you enter a new dimension of
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: danger when you have a plate, because that's flat and
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: things roll and move around a plate.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: The funny thing about it is like peas, for example, pease,
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: but a gravy. You know you've got to cut the
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: roast up, and you know you're dealing with gravy and
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: roast buds and all sorts of things there. I just thought,
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: out of all the meals, to eat what you're driving,
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: a roast meal yet, and then to eat that before
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: addressing the officer.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Do you think that was because this person was concerned
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: that the officer would confiscate the food and maybe tell
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: him to tip it out.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: I also have a hunch that the guy might have
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: also been under the influence and so was hoping that
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: before getting.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Breath tested he could just down full roast meal. Maybe
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: that would help, you know what I mean?
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: You have you genuinely, Jase, Have you ever tried to
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: eat something whilst driving that isn't just a pyr or
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: saucy roll or something.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Um? Yes, well yes, I've eaten out of containers definitely,
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: like a tuppleware.
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, luck, you'll have a I'll have a container
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: of dumplings, for example, and I'll fork.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Those and you can eat one at a time, those
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: whole you know, golp them. So that's fine, right.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean you're not sort of slicing them up.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I'll fit a full, big dumpling in my mouth so
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: I don't have to slice it up or anything. But
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: that's about us extravagant.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: As I've got slightly insensitive. You don't use chopsticks. Well,
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: you're eating dumplings and driving.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: It's insensitive, Jason, You got something so insensitive while you're
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: driving eating dumplings?
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: What about you?
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Pug? Speaking of eating dumplings when you drive, Hey, I
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: don't eat dumplings while I drive. You that Pugs that
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: he'd been doing some tofu or something like that. Yeah,
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: I just have a raw block of TOFA and I
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: just sort of take the little chunks out of it.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: You actually have what what have you done whilst driving?
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Have you ever had something big that you're like, I
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: probably shouldn't bet this while driving?
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Ah?
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I have had to run somewhere and
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: it was on and this is years ago, and I
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: don't condone it, but it was it was on a plate.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: I can't remember what it was, but I have hit
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: a plate. Oh, maybe it was toast or something like that,
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: but that's easy enough toast. Yeah, but it was Yeah,
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: but then you got crumbs going from me.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I've burnt my balls with coffee whilst driving with a
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: regular coffee mug.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've tried that when my travel mug's dirty.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Or did you try it? Did you? Do you get
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: a regular coffee mug and just pour it over your balls? Yeah?
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: And I was like, Hoody Jay does this and he
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: loves it, he raves about it. But it's funny when
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: you've got the travel mug and then you think, oh,
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: surely your mug, a regular mug's the same, and literally,
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: as soon as you go one centimeter, you spill coffee
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: on yourself.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Do you like the Black Crows.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Back in the day?
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: I did?
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Kezy in the heyday. Probably not so much. Now I've
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: got a slightly more sophisticated musical taste, but they're all g.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio hod I can.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Welcome back your messive backbones. Hope your Wednesday's going along,
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: tickety who you are listening to the Big Show brought
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: to you by Reburgar.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Beef checking, vegan and vegetarian options, Rebigger, redefining the norm, scrumptious.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: John Reeburger Fellas, of course, I'm having a Bachelor of
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: the night tonight. My wife is out for dinner with
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: her mate, and I've decided I will be getting Reburger.
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: You do it.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: The dilemma I have, and Pugs and I were discussing
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: this earlier is I'm about west, so I can either
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: go via like your gray Lynn right, this is an
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: Auckland that's on the way out west. Pick it up there,
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: but then hop into the traffic on the Western Motorway,
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: or go out to my house and then go beyond
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: it to the Henderson branch of Reburger and then come back,
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: which is a longer journey overall, but it'll be fresher Reburger.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: I think it's fresher, Like you're making the effort here
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: to get a real trick for yourself.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: This is Reburger. You can't risk it colding off. Yeah,
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: you don't want coldburger.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Look even cold Reburger. I love it. But the fresher
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: the Reburger, the better.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: So you think I pro tires the freshness of the
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: reburger over the time it takes to get me home. Yes, okay, Fellas,
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna lock it unequivocably. Okay, I feel confident, thank you.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: What are you having for dinner tonight? Pay Are you
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: going over to the in law's place?
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't think we're having dinner.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: I think we're just going for because it's kind of
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: probably past their tea time after this show, like what.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: We finished it seriously, Pugs, and I'm being serious, they
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: don't eat till really late, so it could very well
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: be dinner, but there'll always be a platter of some
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: description arm so there will be snacks at least, but
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: it may be a full blind meal.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: So just for the just for the audience, Pugs is
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: going to Hoardy Jay's in law's place because Pugs are
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: going to house it for them, going to house it
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: for them for a month.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, because I did so well at the Jizz Palace,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: and it's really funny that he's going over there there tonight,
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Kezy because he's spilt Japanese curry all over his clothes
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: in his gym bag and so he's got no wonders
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: on at the moment he's having to zip up his
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: jacket because it's covered and fill all.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Of my clean clothes. I was at the gym and
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: my curry leaped to my bag.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: All of my clean clothes, including my underwear, my outer top,
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: my inner top all had curry, and my pants too,
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: curry all over them. And the only thing I've been
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: able to salvage is my pants, but obviously don't have mondays.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: And I also forgot to bring a belt, so my
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: bum could fall out at any time.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: You know what's pit true is Pugs arrives at your
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: in law's Jays are very classy people at the door there,
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: and the father in law says, hey, let me take
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: that jacket. Yeah, Pugs doesn't want to upset them. On
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: Zips's jacket, revealing that he is fully unclothed, gives it
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: to the father in law who hangs it up on
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: the hook, and then Pugs' pants fall down. He doesn't
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: have a belt, totally new and then the guy just
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: goes Actually, don't worry about house sitting for.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Hodarky is indeed royal blood.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: There on the radio Hodnkey Big show this Wednesday evening,
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: and Fellers, it's been something that I've been thinking about
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: over the last couple of days, and actually doing the
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: show with you two backbones today, it's come back into
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: my mind. And as I look across the desk, there
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: I see oh, keezy sort of motley little mo that's
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: sort of beiy hanging in there like a little hairy
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: caterpillar across his face. And then I and then I
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: swiveled to my right and I see old Pugson with
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: a sort of droopy, sad ass little mo there. And
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking to myself because I've I mean, I consider
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: myself a pretty styly guy you and I think, you know,
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: people sort of see me as a bit of a
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: fashion icon, you know, with my sort of boots, with
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: my boots and that sort of. But one thing I've
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: never really done hats is a mustache.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: No, that's a lie Jose, because we grew mustaches. And
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: I'll remind you that yours was easily the worst of
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: the group.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Well that's because I didn't That's because I didn't really
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: commit to it. And I think I'm looking at you
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: guys and going, well, surely I can do better than these.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Grow a mustache, because I saw what you grew and
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: it wasn't very good. And all you do is say
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: that I've got a motley gross mow.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: It's quite beautiful. By the way.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not say do you wax it or something? I
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: wax my mod.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure you can get mustache wax.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Because I reckon you should get those little sort of
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: evil toils that would really suit you. But I think
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I might do that because I remember Mogi, of course.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Had a vering Ogi.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: He had a very big, big, thick, gingery sort of abomination.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: It was bushy, and mine was Mine was more sort
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: of Eeril Flynn old style movie star kind of.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Look, jas, I've got a question.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: So you've had to go at Kezy because his is motley,
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: You've had got mine because mine's droopy, and you've had
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: to go out Mogi, who's not even here to defend
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: himself because his was too bushy.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: So what constitutes the perfect mustache for you?
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Can I just say it wasn't that it was too bushy,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: it was that it had gin.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: That's fine, though, because it added to the character of
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: the moment. At the end of the day, Jays. I
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: will reiterate your mustache was terrible. It looked like you'd
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: had a sip out of a like really cinnamony cappuccino
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: and you hadn't wiped your upper lip.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: And that was after a month of trying. And so
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: I one hundred percent encourage you grow a mustache.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to do it.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: And I know right now you've got this thing where
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: you're trying to like, you know, stay happen cool. Right
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: because you're almost forty now you're thirty nine.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Have I got a thing where I'm trying to stay
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: happen cool.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: You've got going and you want to grow the mustache
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: because the mustache is very much end at the moment,
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: I think you should do it.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when I see it amongst the young folk, you
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: know the mom, and I go, okay, that's obviously a
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: look with your sort of op shoppy kind of stuff.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: You know what Actually in Pugs, Pugs is good for
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: this because he's sort of ahead of the curb. Whenever
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: you want to know the curve, what do I say, curb?
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: He's ahead of both. But when I want to know
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: what's going to be happening in fashion, in like five
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: years time. I look at Pugs. Yes, okay, so like
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: right now he's like way out of whack. But I
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: know that given enough time, that jacket will be fashion.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: That's so funny because when I look at Pugs, I go,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: if I want to know what the fashion.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: Was five years ago? Yeah, on another planet, on another planet. Well,
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, is Pugs, you can back
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: me up on this. The go tea is coming in.
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: I thought you should go. I should think you should
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: skip them all together, go straight to the goatee.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I think anyone that grows a goaty should get a
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: slap across the chops.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: I think our boss is growing one.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: The d Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaking.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Red Hot Chili. Pepper's there on the hold Akee Big
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Show this Wednesday.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Night, Fellas.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: My birthday's coming up next month, in a month's time,
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: actually the nineteenth of August. How old are you gasy,
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: I'll be turning thirty five. Oh wowser, I know, thank you,
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: thank you, But you look forty, thank you. I look forty,
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: so lovely. My life is organized A weekend away that weekend.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: We're going to go to Wayhiki Island. I won't be
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: here on the friday, sorry, Jason, that's a that's a
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: month away.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, can you put the sexy music on? Please? No?
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, don't because this is.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: So She's organized a weekend away with keep just the doing.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: It is just the two of us.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: She's organized a lovely airbnb. We're going to Wayhiki Island
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: off the coast of Auckland. We'll catch the ferry over
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: the coast of all Auckland. Sorry, my voice cracked in
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: the middle of that. Just because you're excited.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: I can see in your eyes you're visualized England.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: I've been with my wife for fourteen fifteen years, and
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: I've never seen her naked. So this is going to
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: be hopefully the weekend.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Did you just say I've been on my wife for
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: fourteen or fifteen? I think you did, but anyway, did I? Yes, Yeah,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: I've been on her and I've never seen her naked.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: She's always wearing clothes when I'm on her, which is
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: all the time for fifteen years now. But the place
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: we're booking has got a hot tub.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Overlooking.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: This brought back because You've had a lot of had
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: a lot of stuff happen in hot tubs over the years,
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: haven't you, kids.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: Bachelor night have I feels at one time accidentally said
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: I was having a spa with the dude five years ago,
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: and you haven't let it go since. Yes, that's gonna
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: be really nice. And we've got two puzzle boards now,
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: the ones where you you put the sixy music back on. No,
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: he can't because we're going to make love on top
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: of them.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's right.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: No, we're not going to because that would ruin the puzzle.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: On top of the puzzle board. Yeah yeah, yeah, But
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: you don't want to get one of those puzzle pieces
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: stuck in your fory.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: No you don't.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: You're just about to finish it, and it's like, ah,
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: we're messing one. Where is it?
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: It's not your four?
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Actually, I'm gonna pack up the monopoly as well before
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: we get down to This is not at all what
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: I thought we were going to talk about, by the way,
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: but anyway, I'm looking forward to that fellas. That's over
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: a month away, so I just thought i'd bring it up. Now, Thanks,
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: what are we going into here?
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Franz Furit tune the.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ak Nirvana.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm getting a.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Bit croky, fellas. It's a bit of a worry. But anyway,
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: right now it's time for.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: Sixty Night at gmail dot com. Get in touch with
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: the fellas.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: You sounding croaky by the way, Jase is nothing on Moggi.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Moggi sounds terrible. Yeah, true, So I don't even tell
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: right now, just say you're aware. Yeah, yeah, we're the Fellers.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: What do we got, pugs?
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: It's really email address meets Patty Nips six' nine at
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: gmail dot.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Com get in.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Touch if your email is read, Out i'll eventually get
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: you a Redbig gar.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Voucher how Good Man troubles really appreciate?
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: That. Now this one comes in From. ANONYMOUS a long time,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: AGO i started working with this bloke Called. Anonymous we
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: met in Christ church and did five years on the tools.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: Together since, then we've both. Moved we've both moved TO,
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: oz racking up another seven years over. Here we've spent
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: more time with each other than most married couples carpled to,
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: work same, jobs SAME, smokeo same work.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: Sites RECENTLY i changed.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Jobs NOW i barely hear from the, bloke which is
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: quite typical outside of. Work the problem is he's a
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: bit Like Hardy. Jizbot unless you're standing next to, him
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: you basically don't. Exist trying to organize a beer is
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: like trying to Get Hordy janis to donate today and
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Lou so my question is, this how DO i save
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: a bromance that's always been built around working.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: TOGETHER i feel that.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: It's a love, story Isn't it's it's an unrequited love
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: story that formed a, relationship and interesting that they both
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: moved over seas and keep working, together which suggests to
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: me that they're in love with each other and that
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: the other guy now is moving away from.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: It, see they could be that it's a good. Point
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: no such thing is a bad, Idea. JASON i also.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Write there are, people And i've had these people in
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: my life that unless you're with them chatting to, them
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: they're just hopeless at. Communicating but also the desire to
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: actually want to meet up obviously isn't there. Either so
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: if you've got a mate who like literally never organizes
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: any kind of hangout and is super hard to get
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: in contact. With, unfortunately it's a symptom of being a bad. Friend,
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: yes AND i don't think it's worth.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: It you can't force that kind of.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Connection i've had people That i've worked with here that you,
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Know i've tried to take our friendship at work to
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: the next, level maybe get a beer outside of work
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: or something like.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: That, yeah we know all about, that. Pugs, yeah and
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: LIKE i, SAID i just want to keep it. Professional,
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: yeah it's the, same just.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Easy they're big feeling but.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Carry on dog not talking about my partner here THAT
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: i met at. Work, Guys, okay it's.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Different but you, Know i've tried to organize catching up
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: with them for a beer outside of, work and like you,
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: know they say they're.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Keen they say they're, keen.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: And then it just Never, eventually some people just want
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: to keep their friendships at work at.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: Work, also other, people when you think about hanging, out they, go,
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: OH i don't, know like if they don't have the
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: energy to, respond it's a year and.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Go then they don't really want to.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Do but In, finnis you know what it's like when
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: you work, together and you, know you have a relationship at,
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: work and then you go out on a social occasion
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: and it's really awkward and.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: WEIRD i don't know what that's.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Like AND i don't, know you don't. Know it's like
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: when we have a big Show curry or something like,
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: that and we all get our patterns there and there's
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: this that awkward silence for minutes on, end even just going,
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: oh it's it's all a bit different from it's very.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: Awkes we're really really awkward outside of the. Studio we
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: have nothing in. Time thank. You, yeah, yeah you're, Right.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: Jase so is the advice just unfortunately flag it let it?
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Go, yeah and going out s? Overrated, man what do
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: you mean for?
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: Dinner, yeah totally See Jason's he's a dead right when
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: it Says jason's one of these people one Hundred, yeah
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: just let it, go, Man and once this show, Ends
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: jason will never talk to us ever.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Again.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Totally The Hilarchy big show Was, Jason mike And kyzy
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: tune in week days and four on Radio.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Hok Do.
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: Do Do.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Hey that's the end of the. Show now before every
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: show we do a podcast out. Show it's bonus. Material
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: it goes out every night at seven. Thirty so if
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: you love your, podcast it's just the fewls having a
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: bit of a chit chat before the show, starts isn't,
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: it Pugs, An.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: That's exactly, Right.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Jason today's clip is all about our hairlines here at
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: The Big.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Show i've got great here, too in the sense, of you,
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Know i'm nearly in my forties now And i'm still
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: still very.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: Lush, cose you actually do well with the. Hairlines So
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: pugs has got great, here and you've got great.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Hair, yeah yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: There in The, yeah anyone else was great heir on
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: The Big.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Show mogi's got a good.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: The hair chat, THERE i do actually have great. Hair
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: they fell.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Us So, keysy you've got a bachelor night. Tonight, YEAH
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: i wait to pick him.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Up, hey.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: You go out for dinner and you're doing The. Reburger
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: i'm doing the Reburg i'm gonna go. Home Get, seriously
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: this is my this is my order of theery. Itinery go,
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: home go past. Home, stop get a bottle of milk
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: because we need. Milk go To, reburger pick up my
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: order on the way. Back stop at the bottle. Store
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: get my favorite bottle of red wine Home reburger red
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: wine milk for when my wife wants a cup of tea.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: Later boom, done Boom.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Jason, yes it's pretty, good, MAN i don't. Mind, Man,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: yeah that's pretty. Good what about you. Pugs he's going
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: to my in, laws.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Remember, yeah so my partner's coming to pick me.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Up just lay off the, booze D i'm off the.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Boot i'll drive. Home, Yeah i'll. Drive, yeah we'll pick up.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Something just don't disgrace. Yourself how WILL i disgrace myself for?
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Years?
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Yees and Then i'll probably grab i don't, know maybe
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: something to take, along not sure, yet but something.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Yummy Maybe i'll just take them in a bottle of
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: wine And i'll just sit, there you, know go get
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: the rundown on the, house sitting go, home.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Go to be a great. Plants, yeah good, self, Mate yeah,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: really what bra are you?
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: Thinking green? Pepper, No, No i've done.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: This they've done the green. Pepper it's it's, nice buddy.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Burns the lips you, get numb. Lips, No i'm going
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: to go for the. Standard their their home sort of the,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: house the house hot. Part so that's. Me, hey, listen
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: check out The, instagram check out the. Podcast Hopefully mogi
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: might be back. Tomorrow he's On Anti.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Brun we don't, know but we'll.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: See but until, when see you.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: Later, bye