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Colin Pharrell Williams | Son of a Boy Dad #408 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: All right, let's pot.
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  Speaker 5: Already. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad
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  Speaker 5: podcast Today.
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  Speaker 6: It is what's the June seventh, June eight eighth, I
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  Speaker 6: think it's the seventh. It's the eighth, June eighth. It
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  Speaker 6: is one pm and we are here live from HQ three.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back everything.
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  Speaker 1: Donald Trump has just been ripped from the motorcade by
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  Speaker 1: unruly Knicks fans following a Game three loss.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh man, I really hope no one tries to
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  Speaker 6: assassinate him tonight.
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  Speaker 5: That would be just devastating. For us. No something, Well,
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  Speaker 5: we're recording in our natural time, but like they are
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  Speaker 5: going to have to do the motorcade like in uh,
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  Speaker 5: did you ever watch that movie? Swat?
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  Speaker 4: I did see that movie. I think I saw that
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  Speaker 4: movie with Mallory Palke.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I remember.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. It was our first date and only date. I
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  Speaker 4: don't think I asked her if we could hold hands,
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  Speaker 4: big mistake. Why she said no, No, she exceeded, but
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  Speaker 4: that was too much. It was a bridge too far. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's one of those things you don't ask, You just
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  Speaker 4: take hand.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's I mean consent. You're just ahead of the
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  Speaker 1: curve on consent.
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  Speaker 6: You don't think handholding is a thing that requires consent.
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  Speaker 6: But well, have you ever been unconsensually handheld?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Hand raped? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I have been a victim of hand rape.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like if someone was really trying to get
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  Speaker 5: your hand, he'd be like, what the fuck you? Get
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  Speaker 5: the fuck out of you? Man? That's worse thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: sexual assault? Yeah, yeah, anyway backwards.
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  Speaker 4: It usually comes in a sports game when someone has
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  Speaker 4: done something illegal to you and they try to bury
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  Speaker 4: the hatchet by shaking your hand, and you go, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not ready for that yet. Not shaking hand, get away
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  Speaker 4: from me.
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  Speaker 1: But in the movie Swat the Guy, this guy gets
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  Speaker 1: arrested and.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, I would give one hundred million dollars to
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  Speaker 5: whoever gets me out of here.
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  Speaker 1: And in real time you see all the gang lords
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  Speaker 1: in Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 5: Being like, hold up one hundred million.
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  Speaker 1: Dollars and fucking turning up their TVs. And so all
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  Speaker 1: the gangs all at once try to free this guy
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  Speaker 1: as he's being transported by the swat team, and they
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  Speaker 1: shut down a road they like basically Dark Knight, a
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  Speaker 1: road where they pull a truck in the front and
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  Speaker 1: pull a truck in the back and try and fucking
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  Speaker 1: extract this guy through the LA sewer system or some
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  Speaker 1: shit like that.
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  Speaker 5: But I heard a million though, Like that's like I feel,
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  Speaker 5: couldn't you just tell the police that they do? Mean
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  Speaker 5: boiler's only like five hundred exceeds it by almost one hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Percent spoiler, But they do try to the police do
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  Speaker 1: wind up in on it. So yeah, you fucking but
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  Speaker 1: how how is that not gonna happen? Like, how are
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  Speaker 1: they gonna get him out of the game?
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  Speaker 4: Bro?
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  Speaker 5: There's like there's gotta there's definitely like tunnels and ship
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  Speaker 5: under MSG like, there's probably so much right to Williams broke. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: well obviously, but there's there's definitely a bunch of shit
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  Speaker 5: that Like, it's probably like one of the safer places
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  Speaker 5: for him to be.
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  Speaker 4: You know who, by the way, you know who wasn't
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  Speaker 4: happy about that? What who?
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  Speaker 5: Her brother Todd the hand to the hand.
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  Speaker 4: Todd Pelke did not like how did he find that way? Well,
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  Speaker 4: because we played on the soccer team together, but I
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  Speaker 4: was a freshman, we were both freshmen. I thought it
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  Speaker 4: was young love.
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  Speaker 5: Could smell his sister on your hands.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know what he did is he punched me
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  Speaker 4: in the top of my thigh when it wasn't flexed.
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  Speaker 4: He dead legged me and then I was out for
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  Speaker 4: a week. Oh really, I missed the Portland game.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy. What's a big deal.
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  Speaker 4: Then I left Chev's because it was too violent.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah fuck that place. Yeah that is super violent. That
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  Speaker 5: sounds like it. That was like one of they.
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  Speaker 1: Did the quiz of the team on Chevris like what
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  Speaker 1: Chev's soccer freshman player? Would you least likely to date
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  Speaker 1: your sister? And it was everybody.
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  Speaker 4: It wouldn't have been me.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, like.
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  Speaker 4: I should have been past. Yeah it's John Spring, John
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  Speaker 4: Spring I think ended up dating her. But he but
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  Speaker 4: he's a marine now, so I you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, yeah, it was a better respect.
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  Speaker 1: Of course I respect Yeah two fifty you have to
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  Speaker 1: respect the marine.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I respect him.
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  Speaker 1: Euojima and all that, or fucking D Day?
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  Speaker 5: D Day just passed?
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  Speaker 4: What's up? When are we will we know? Will we
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  Speaker 4: be told when the last living World War two veteran
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  Speaker 4: finally passes from the earth.
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  Speaker 6: I mean we won't get like, you won't get like
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  Speaker 6: an amber alert, but like maybe he'll get like, uh,
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  Speaker 6: it'll be on the news probably if they have that information.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sure it's like they probably have an idea.
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  Speaker 1: They definitely do. Those guys are fucking desperate for the attention.
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  Speaker 4: True.
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  Speaker 5: True, I was in World War Two. I would be
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  Speaker 5: telling everybody, yeah forever, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: My god, I'd be going to the beach sand Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I definitely smear this.
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  Speaker 4: Going up to kids building castles and earn this.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen the clip of the guy on the
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  Speaker 1: plane who they're like, we don't have royalty in this country,
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  Speaker 1: but there's a man in the front row who fought
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  Speaker 1: at Ewo Jima and it's his hundredth birthday today.
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  Speaker 5: Have you seen that?
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  Speaker 4: Of course, it's a really good one.
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  Speaker 1: He starts crying. Yeah, he starts crying. The whole plane collapse,
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  Speaker 1: and then the pilot's like give a round to applause,
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  Speaker 1: and like we just clapped.
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  Speaker 4: Guys, not to be weird. My brother in law is
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  Speaker 4: on the way home right now. Oh hell, yeah, that's cool?
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  Speaker 5: Is that?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? Yes, exactly, Well I'm home, Captain Pisano.
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  Speaker 5: That's great. I'm lay to hear that. Captain pisan where's
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  Speaker 5: he coming from? Mission accomplished? Jordan? Was he was there
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  Speaker 5: that whole time?
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  Speaker 4: For five months?
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  Speaker 5: Jesus, it's a long time in Jordan.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but your family kuld wait, I've listening to Drake's album.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what uh, what would would be your go to plan?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm assuming he is, like obviously has a family
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  Speaker 6: and all that.
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  Speaker 4: So my go to plan now would probably don't ask
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  Speaker 4: to hold her hand and just go for.
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  Speaker 5: It and then not tell Todd if you were coming
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  Speaker 5: home from Jordan five months, what's your plan when you
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  Speaker 5: get back to the States, Obviously, like exclude all of
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  Speaker 5: the you know, I'm going right out for a twenty
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  Speaker 5: eight dollars lunch. Definitely right away. The first thing I'm
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  Speaker 5: doing DoorDash, jordash and McDonald's in my fatigues. Yeah too, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: just to like take it all in. There's nothing more
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  Speaker 5: American dress blues, McDonald's.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking sweet green and dress blues.
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  Speaker 6: Getting sweet green after landing from Jordan, that's like, you
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  Speaker 6: just go back to Jordan.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to let you know the avocado is
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  Speaker 4: not today. Okay, that's we hear expect.
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  Speaker 5: That's your first meal coming back from war salad.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to like kava, Like, did you just had
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  Speaker 1: Homus over there?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Two locked in? Yeah, very stoked about that to
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  Speaker 4: have him back.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's great.
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  Speaker 1: No, I said the twenty eight dollars lunch because did
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  Speaker 1: you see that? Mister Wonderful was like, yeah, it's the
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  Speaker 1: fucking millennium. If the gen Z just stops ordering twenty
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  Speaker 1: eight dollars lunches, making seventy thousand dollars a year, they'll
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  Speaker 1: be able to buy two million dollar homes or whatever
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  Speaker 1: the fuck you said.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be honest, like, I get like everyone gets really
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  Speaker 5: mad when people say that. I think the cup of
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  Speaker 5: coffee thing is way worse.
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  Speaker 6: When people are like, don't spend seven dollars on a
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  Speaker 6: cup of coffee. It's well, that's why how much a
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  Speaker 6: cup of coffee costs.
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  Speaker 5: But the lunch thing I kind of get because I
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  Speaker 5: do that, and it's like everyone is delivering getting their
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  Speaker 5: food delivered straight to their pretty much put on their
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  Speaker 5: lap in their house like.
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  Speaker 4: That is Is that not specific to like big cities don't?
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  Speaker 4: Is that not kind of like a New York La
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  Speaker 4: fucking privilege problem.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think anymore. I think it used to be.
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  Speaker 6: I think now it's like people in the suburbs are
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  Speaker 6: having like just another guy go pick up their food.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm doing it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you might be. You're probably right. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I guess. Like the reason I say this is that
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  Speaker 4: in when I'm here, my instinct is to just order
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  Speaker 4: because I'm fucking busy, I'm getting home late, I'm in
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  Speaker 4: a rush, whatever. But when I actually have this space
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  Speaker 4: and time to go to a grocery store and cook,
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  Speaker 4: I'm much more likely to do that. I enjoy it.
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  Speaker 4: I like grilling.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I agree, But I think there's a lot
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  Speaker 5: of people that are not grilling.
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  Speaker 1: I think New York and La order their slot bowls,
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  Speaker 1: and I think the rest of the country like picks
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  Speaker 1: and trucks the corn themselves, and like kills the cow.
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  Speaker 5: No, yeah, the cauliflower.
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  Speaker 4: Now chicat like every all these what they carry the
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  Speaker 4: coals from last night's fire to keep them so that
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  Speaker 4: the story of the people can.
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  Speaker 5: The oral tradition.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I've been on that salary and door dashed
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  Speaker 5: every meal. It's not a livable way. It's not a
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  Speaker 5: way to live. You don't save any money.
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  Speaker 4: I actually thought you meant you've been on celery the nugetable.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, but currently yeah, you could handle celery.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that is uh, that is definitely a tough way,
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  Speaker 4: you know, because you go to you go to Trader
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  Speaker 4: Joe's and you can get food for the week for
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  Speaker 4: ten bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Ten bucks, not Trader Joe's, get like a tray of
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  Speaker 1: cookies for ten dollars.
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  Speaker 5: Like Trader Joe's is pretty cheap.
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  Speaker 4: Trader Joe's is cheap, fully cheap.
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  Speaker 5: Whole food is expensive. Food for the week, food food
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  Speaker 5: for the weed.
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  Speaker 4: When I said ten dollars.
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  Speaker 5: You can get like a thing of like chicken breast
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  Speaker 5: for like nine.
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  Speaker 4: You get you can get food a week at Trader
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  Speaker 4: Joe's for one hundred dollars. I will stand on that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I would agree with that. One hundred bucks. You get
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of rice. Yeah, rice, you know long rice lasts.
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  Speaker 4: You make one cup of rice, one cup of rice,
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  Speaker 4: it turns into four thousand plates of rice.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what kind of magic is happening there.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know either. I think what we all got
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  Speaker 5: to do is just stop. We got all got to
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  Speaker 5: start boycotting.
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  Speaker 6: The delivery apps and stop using them, or.
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  Speaker 4: Just maybe what we'll do is like knock the delivery
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  Speaker 4: drivers off their bikes.
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  Speaker 5: And just take the food, take the bikes.
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  Speaker 4: And the like your you're what you're doing is not
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  Speaker 4: welcome here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it clearly is. Like I think Uber has
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  Speaker 5: a monopoly over New York City. Like, dude, if you look,
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  Speaker 5: if you walk outside, seventy five people that are all
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  Speaker 5: Uber employees. Immediately like everyone's working for Uber.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's either working for Uber or their traffic cops.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I saw so many fucking baggy pants traffic cops
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  Speaker 5: out today, big time. The protecting the president. It was
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  Speaker 5: fucking insane. Look at this.
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  Speaker 6: Fucking Trump's gotta feel real safe while coming into the
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  Speaker 6: city seeing people walking around.
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  Speaker 5: In guys, let me see.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're the fucking I mean they gotta yeah, so,
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  Speaker 6: oh god, you just took a full video like zoo animals.
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  Speaker 1: Because there's two like all blue cops and then there's
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  Speaker 1: these dudes in fucking Tyler. I'm gonna go ahead and
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  Speaker 1: send you this video. Just drop this thing right in there.
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  Speaker 5: Got they all got that. They're just like one of
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  Speaker 5: those scanners. Yeah, that's all they have.
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  Speaker 1: They have no weapon on him, Like if someone tries
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  Speaker 1: to shoot the present, they're gonna scan them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah literally, Yeah, I don't have to scan the guy's
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  Speaker 6: car give them a ticket.
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  Speaker 1: They're just in the most ill fitting outfits and it's
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  Speaker 1: like this is our first line of defense. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is yeah, class warfare amongst the cops. But be a
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  Speaker 1: copp or be an uber uber each driver or an
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  Speaker 1: uber driver.
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  Speaker 6: I mean there's there's guys that are ubering and uber
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  Speaker 6: et sing at the same time, and they got a
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  Speaker 6: lift on the way like like they're these guys are.
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  Speaker 1: Grinding grind and they're working in a call center too.
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  Speaker 1: You ever see him take that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean they got nine jobs at once.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing. And Americans.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, some of the Uber drivers are streaming now. I've
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  Speaker 5: seen that.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen them stream and I also seen them watch
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  Speaker 1: live streamers.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, they're always on live streams. They're the busiest men.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I think that I think Zorn's got to
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  Speaker 6: shut it down. Say everyone's got to start getting their
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  Speaker 6: own food again, or or you order from the restaurant directly.
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  Speaker 6: I think it might be the downfall of society.
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  Speaker 4: You know about the ghost kitchens of course, Yeah, that
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  Speaker 4: was something I learned about in COVID.
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  Speaker 5: There's you'll go on uber eats and you'll be like,
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  Speaker 5: what do I want to eat today? Like, what would
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  Speaker 5: be something that you would want to eat for dinner?
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  Speaker 4: Sushi?
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  Speaker 6: Now, way too generic? Give me something more specific? Okay,
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  Speaker 6: you like shrimp tempora sushi. Okay, And then you'll type
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  Speaker 6: in shrimp tempora and then there'll be a place that's
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  Speaker 6: just called like shrimp Tempora sushi. Oh, and you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: like it's weirdly specific for what I was looking for, But.
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  Speaker 5: You look it up and that place does not exist. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: there is nowhere called Shrimp Tempora.
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  Speaker 4: To piggyback on that. There's a new pokey place that
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  Speaker 4: open next to our office and its name is Pokey Bowl.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Who named that three year old son.
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  Speaker 5: The restaurants I think too, I don't think. I think
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  Speaker 5: they are working for the deliveries now. They don't give
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  Speaker 5: a fuck about the in person experience. Yeah, Like you
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  Speaker 5: ever go to a restaurant that's really busy with uber
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  Speaker 5: EAT's deliveries. Yeah, it gives you twenty five minutes to
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  Speaker 5: get a glass of water, but they're pumping out.
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  Speaker 1: You go to the Sweet Green across the street, and
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  Speaker 1: you are there's no chance that, like, if you order
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  Speaker 1: in person, you're gonna wait for an hour.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just did it. I just did one from
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  Speaker 4: in person. Yeah, did take a while. Not as bad
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  Speaker 4: as I would have thought. It was okay, but it's
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  Speaker 4: definitely not that process of where they're moving you down
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  Speaker 4: the conveyor people, and like you're no longer the private
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  Speaker 4: first sign up that hair net a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, you're you're you're better off ordering online
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  Speaker 5: and picking it up in person.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I still call me old school. I still
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: subscribe to the belief that they're gonna give me a
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: larger helping of chicken. And if they know I'm there.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: That you're there, they're furious that you're there talking to them.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: They're like, why aren't you just they're not at.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: You, they're not even talking to you. Now, they're making
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: it all in the back. They've streamlined the serve of
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: the process. But hey, look I'm probably wrong and this
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: is total ignorant, naive.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Not dreamers, any really any argument.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: I think there's a designation that says this is a
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: to go and this is like someone in the store
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: ordered this, And I gotta believe that the guy who's
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: shoveling my chicken is like, I'm gonna go a little
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: heavier because he walked here, and he's he's here.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's good that you walked here.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: But I think it's like they they feel you glaring
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: at the bowl, and they're just like, here, just fucking
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: take more chicken. Yeah, stop staring at me.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: That could be, they know what, Yeah, that could be.
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: But I'm talking about I'm not talking about like a
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: Chipotle or a kaver Sweeker. I'm talking about like an
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: actual have you been to like an actual sit down
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: restaurant where it's like they're just flying around with the.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Uber Eats orders.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen that as much lately. I almost feel
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: like all these restaurants that are, you know, doing half
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: their businesses to go orders have found some back window, yeah,
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: through which they hand the boxes of shit.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I just know. I went to an Indian restaurant
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: like two weeks.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Ago, and I was like, they're always gonna.
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: Be I mean it was getting the check an hour maybe, Yeah,
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: and then there's just dudes flying in yellow vest, helmet
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: on right, looking like they're fucking.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Stamping the snow off.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, braving the storm, walking out with nine orders.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: You're like, dude, it's eighty degrees out. Where have you been?
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: How far did you come from?
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: I just gotta know how fast the bikes are going
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: that it could be ninety degrees out And you're like,
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: I still need the massive fucking mits, the hand mits.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: No, those of these need all the armor that they
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: can get.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you see the.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I've been seeing a bunch of videos of people going
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: over the what's the bridge that goes to Long Island
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: or yeah, it goes to like Long Island City.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: The midtown.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Where two people died on it like last week. Oh shit, yeah,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: the Queens of the Queensboro.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Bridge, I think so.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah at Cotch.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Bridge, uh and yeah, two people like a bike and
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: a scooter ran into each other on that bridge.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: I told you that I saw the aftermath of two
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: guys from from our bridge.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: And saw one.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Didn't you have to like you had to like revive
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: a guy that was a different time.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: That wasn't an Uber Eats driver, but.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: It was a bike that was Actually there was a
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: It was a guy on a motorized bike who smoked
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: a pedestrian. And I say that guy's life pstrian the pedestrian.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: But the guy on the motorized bike was a Uber
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Eats guy.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Now I don't know, he wasn't on the clock, but
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: he did flee the scene and he fit the profile.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, oh.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: And he fit the profile a new Bridge driver.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: He had a refrigerated bag over his shoulder that he
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: had his ponytail stuffed into a refrigerated bag. I'm not
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: saying he was an Uber Eats driver, but let's just
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: say there was steam coming out of his backpack.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell if there was blood surrounded the old
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: guy's head or tikima sala.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Frankly, I don't want to get him in trouble because
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: I'm glad he fled the scene. The food's still high.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: It was my order. I was like, you go, I'll
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: watch him. You run ahead, watch this man, dude, a
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: fucking guy.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I was going over the bridge the other day, minding
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: my own fucking business, and a spandex cyclist, a lance
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: armstrong wannabee, pulled up next to me and he started
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: shouting at me.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I had a head phone on. I took it off
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: and I was like, what's that, daddy? And he started
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: screaming it at me again, and he fucking smoked somebody.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: He spoke another bicyclist as he was as he was
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: screaming at me, I have no idea that I was.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: I was law abiding, I was tight to the right.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Was I was.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: I couldn't have cut anybody off? He came up from
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: behind me.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: What was he saying to you?
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: I couldn't.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I couldn't hear I had a head one on he was,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: and then I took the head off and he fucking
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: he got into an accident.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Did you stop or just keep going. I kept going.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: It was like behind it was behind me.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was, I.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: Mean, and then he eventually it wasn't bad. They like
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: like skinned against each other, and eventually he went down
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: and passed me. But he didn't say ship to me
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: when he passed me the second time. Yeah, he was mortified,
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: like he was probably trying to like scold me for something,
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: but like you were the dangerous rider in that situation.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: I wasn't a dangerous rider.
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• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I had that situation last spring or summer where the
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: guy behind me got mad that I was that I
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: was two in the middle of the lane or whatever
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: coming over the Brooklyn Bridge, and he was screaming at me,
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: and I chased him down.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would I would like want to kill that guy.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: And we got to a we got to a stop
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: light and I said, you know, man, I went, you know, man,
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: life's too short, and he goes move out of the way,
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: which is exactly what he had said. But I was
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: not in the way. Look he was said that I
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: wasn't peddling way, but we were on the downhill. That's
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: what it was. He on.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: It was guy No, he was from Dufis.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: He looks like a reporter.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Fuck that guy, he's a report.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Nothing bothers me more though than when the uber Etz
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: guys are behind you and they're like trying to get
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: around you, and it's like, dude, I'm not on a
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: motorcycle like you are.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: I still have to peddle the bike. Yeah, Like I
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: don't have an engine on my bike. That's fucking purring
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: as you go ninety guys like the V eight.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Engines to be able to go over the breeze.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: And the bike lane. It's like if you were driving
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: down the highway and half the people were on horses
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: and the other half were in Lamborghini's and you're and
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: the Lambo's beeping at the fucking Shetland pony. It's like, dude,
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: the horse can only go so fast.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: It's like I'm doing everything I can do right now.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: I I had to drive from Massachusetts to New York
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: yesterday and that was that was a battle.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: It's always the worst. It's insane.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: I think like six five and a half six you.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Went from Boston to New York City.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, after the graduation, Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Six traffic, six heavy.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: Just kept on saying unusually heavy traffic, and every time
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: it would pop up, it would like part of me
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: would die one.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Of the guys.
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: I'm aware, I'm in it. I don't need the reminder
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: every ten seconds that were in traffic.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: I had to drive on Saturday from Boston to mon
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: talk it's brutal, which required a two hour drive, an
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: hour and a half ferry, a twenty minute drive, a
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: ten minute ferry, a ten minute drive, a ten minute ferry,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: and a two hour drive.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty brutal. That's awful. It's a lot of fairies.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: It's like little red riding Hood times four thousand.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the amazing race. Yeah, like taking all
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: those modes of transportation. That sucks ass.
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: I've honestly had a lot, a lot of time to
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: think about my previous my previous thoughts on the left
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: Land camping situation.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Oh no, yes, no, no, no, now about to say
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: something but was reforming.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: Well no, look, there's two things that I'll say just
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: say the one. The first thing I want to say
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: is when I was originally talking about my left land
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: camping habit, it was in the state of Washington.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: I've fifty five exactly everywhere else in the world. I'm
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: not a left lane camper outside of the state of Washington.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: But look like, if you're in the left lane and
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: you're going twenty miles below the speed limit, like you
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: should kill yourself. I hate you as a person, and
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: I wish nothing but the worst for you. Like, dude,
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: the entire my whole weekend was just behind someone going
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: forty miles per hour in an eighty mile per hour zone, honking.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: I'm honking at you're honking left lane.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Oh that is the pot honking at the black kettle.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: No, no, I don't even know what that means.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: But the kettle black, you know. I tried to adapt
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: it the you're you're a left lane camper.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: I'm a left lane camper, but you can't have people
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: going the same speed on both sides.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: That was probably the ghost of Christmas past.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: It felt like it. It was probably just you. It
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: felt very similar exact yourself.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: That's thank you.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: It was truly one of the most frustrating experiences of
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: my entire life.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: I can't handle traffic. I'm not built for that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have too.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Much like road rage. What are you listening to? Silence?
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Oh god, my thoughts.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: I drive in silence too.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: No, I was listening to I had some good podcasts
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: going and whatnot. My boy dad was listening to our
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: podcast taking noth Yeah, yeah.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: You're listening to the Left Thing camping. Yeah, episode No,
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: But it really is. It's it's unfortunate, and it's unfortunately.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: Ninety nine percent of the time you get around the
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: person and they're like ninety five years old, and it's like,
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: maybe you shouldn't be driving at all.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I agree with that.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: I honestly, I'll go as far to say, if you're
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: over fifty five, get rid of the license. You don't
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: you know, you shouldn't be driving and you're not built
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: for it anymore.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: My grandmother, my great grandmother, died in a car accident
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: that she caused. She was ninety four.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no reason for anyone over ninety driving ever, that's
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: so sad.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: I mean I've been in the car with people who
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: are like ninety and you're like, what are we do?
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Like the kid. We would be better off if like
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: a ten year old child was driving.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: They at least have the instinct to stay alive. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: that's stuff. But why not just pass underneath and go
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: around on the right.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Because the right they're going the same speed. Pick your
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: spots exactly. I'm trying. Look, I'm doing my best. And
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: then I also get really irritated about the people who
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: are like manically changing lanes.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah that doesn't help anything, Like you're.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Not going like we're still you're still ten feet in
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: front of us, so you're not going anywhere.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're talking about in traffic. Yeah they say that
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: that actually hurts traffic.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I mean they cause they almost cause a
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: car crash every time they do it.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Well, every time they change that, that whole lane has
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: to slow down for them to come back over, and
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: they don't actually get ahead.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: The worst thing that happened the whole drive was I
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: remember at one point, like going over we were in
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: so much traffic and going over a hill and then
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: seeing the front of the track and being like, oh,
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: it's just one guy just causing all of this, like
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: just going thirty in the fast lane.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: All right, I got one more for you to add
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: to your list some complaints. Yeah, this drives me fucking insane.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: If there's a fender bender on the highway.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Oh I gotta get a good look. Just keep going
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: to keep driving on it.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Where I'm that's not quite where I'm going. That's not
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: quite where I'm going. I great, we all have to look.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: It's like boobs. Yeah, but if there's a fender bender
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: on the highway, fucking pull off the highway and then
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: exchange unless there's literally like a risk that a dragging
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: tailpipe is going to light sparks that cause your car
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: to explode. Truly, I understand the need to like preserve
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: the scene of the accident and wait for fucking police
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: and everybody to arrive all that, But you see people
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: stopped and sorting out their accident from a fender bender
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: in the middle of the highway.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's it's it's setting people back like three hours, yeah,
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: because they gotta like they can't just move five feet
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: to the right.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: It's people who watch too many episodes of Law and
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Order sv Yeah, and they're like, we can't touch the crimes.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: He's like, that's for fucking statutory rape.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking yeah, they think any everyone thinks the other
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: person is gonna run off.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like, let's just pull into this RBS. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: go through the drive through and rip out.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: I really think it's like most people, excluding myself are
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: really bad at driving. I think I'm really good at driving.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: I think it actually might be one of my hidden talents. Yeah,
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: I think I'm better at it than a lot of things.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I could hit up Alberto Grimercy and do driving test.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: I think we gotta. I think we gotta do some tests.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: If you want to do one on one driving test Francis,
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: are you trying to go against or or.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: I think I think Francis drives a lot, though I
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: do know he is. I would smoke you for sure,
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: all right, but I think that's I think that was
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: part of why.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Textbook with the three point turning on the highway.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to turn around like a Indian uh eighteen wheeler driver?
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah literally, Yeah, No, I have a really tough time.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: I'm never doing that drive again.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a tough.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Ever, Yeah, why just why not just fly? I had
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: a bunch of ship too much ship? Well, then you're
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: gonna have to do the drive again. No, never again.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: You're gonna do it again, I'm never doing I guarantee
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: you do the drive again. No, I can't believe you
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: drove that all that in silence.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know it was a long way, but you
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: know who had a really long drive. Mallory had lived
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: in Gorham and she had come all the way to
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: the South Portland Theater to meet me. We saw Swat
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: by the way. I don't know if I ever said that, so, yeah,
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: that was why we That's why I brought that up,
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: really saw it.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, is Swat with Jake Gillenhall.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: No Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell far Colin's name, Yeah.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: With his big hat calling for El Williams.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: We were both dropped off by our parents, but not
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: at the same time. Fortunately, so they didn't meet.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: That sucks, sorry to hear that.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Why. I don't know. I didn't want them to meet.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: I guess that would have been weird because my dad.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: My dad would have embarrassed me. Yeah, he liked, he
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: liked to tell he was you know, Oh, I wonder
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: what they're going to get.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Up to, yeah, in front of you. Yeah, and then
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: that would probably just piss off.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know, it's just you know,
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: it's embarrassing.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: But I also like, i'd like to meet the parents
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: of my kids friends.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, right, friends, but not their potential potential But.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: I feel like, is there like there's probably an age
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: where you don't want to meet your friends, your kids
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: friends parents anymore. Why Because at a certain point it's
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: like doesn't really matter.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: I think it matters.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I definitely it matters when you're younger. Why why is
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: it or just walk through your thinking. I'm not challenging you.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: Like I think like when you're in like grade school,
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: you know, you want to make sure your kids aren't
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: hanging out with fucking Pablo Escobar's kids.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: But don't you think it's more important than in high
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: school when they when they actually might be doing Pablo
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Escobar type behaviors.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: Yes and no, because I also think like in high school,
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: it's tough to be like as a parent, to be like,
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: you're not hanging out with this kid if you're like seventeen.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so, But just like so you could
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: kind of have a sense of community of be like, hey,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: like we're pulling in the same direction, right, Yeah?
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, But what if you're not would you rather do?
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: Like sometimes best to just not know, you think, So,
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: what are you gonna do? I think that there's like
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: jet like, there's your Your boys are both seventeen. You
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: think they're gonna have the same friends? Yes, probably twins
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: always have. Yeah, yeah, so like they have one boy
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: who you know, he's a good kid, respectful, comes over
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: to the house, takes his shoes off and whatnot, says
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: please and thank you.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: Then I'm not wor his dad is a drinker.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: His dad loves the bottle, and maybe your kids are
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: going over to his house. He's panning out jello shots,
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: nips of fireball. You're like, hold on, I thought I
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: thought we were pulling the same way.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Here.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: You kid watch some porn, Yeah.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Exactly, I got some fresh crack up. Yeah. Ok, he's
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: pulling out playboys. I'm like, hunter, is that you.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: There's Mallory down there? Under up?
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: Like at that point, I think sometimes you know, I mean,
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: I guess if you're a parent, you'd still want to
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: know that.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to know.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Or and then you just start parenting the kid's parents.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: I would just parrot this guy too. Oh yeah, just
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: be his dad too.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: He might take that as disresp because then think about
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: it would be consider this. His seventeen year old is
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: his youngest by a lot.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: You're saying that he has. He's got like thirty year
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: olds that are he's already a grandfather, and now you're
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: trying to tell him how to do his job, how
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: to parent.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: Where is where is this happening?
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: I'm just running like fucking ron like some this happens everywhere.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: This happens everywhere.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: His father's seventeen years older than his father, who's seventeen.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah old, Yeah, because that's you got to you gotta
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: be ready to have like you're gonna be dealing with
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: some older bands.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Then I come to him with paperwork and I'm like, listen,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: have you ever seen the movie The blind Side. We're
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: adopting your son, and then we take in the seventeen
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: and we get him out.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Of the get him into rehab, clean him up, clean
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: up the kid, clean the dad, Dry out the dad. Ye, Like,
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: who's yours? Save the dad too?
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. A parent, the dad up, extract
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: the child, save the dad. The movie about this is
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: a great plan. I think we Yeah, I think we
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: settled that.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: Nice. Guys. Hey, I have a question for both of you. Actually,
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, I have so much to tell you.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, tell us, let's talk.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Uh what I'm just going to start with a question.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: So I went to a wedding this weekend. Roan, you
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: a man of God. This was a Catholic wedding. This
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: was a Catholic wedding. And I want to ask, since
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: both of you knew my situation, do you think that
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: I am divorced because we did not have a marriage
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: before God. It was not a religious ceremony, so it
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: didn't count. Correct.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, so you're saying you were never divorced. No, that's
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: not what I'm saying. I'm saying good because I don't
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: think that's the right way to go about it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Would I'm saying, would we be divorced if we had
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: had our hands wrapped in the cloak holding the cross
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Catholic Mass? This ceremony was so much more binding. I
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: think this is a tough question for us to for
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: either of us to really answer. Well, that's why I
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: just went to him.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I will say I feel like, if anything,
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: it might just make a divorce like way more dramatic
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: and ugly.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that the two major prongs of the
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Catholic religion are fear and guilt. Those are like the
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: two things that they trade in, that's their currency. And
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: so I think that I don't know your levels of
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: fear and guilt, but I feel like it had you
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: been married into a Catholic union, you would have been
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: equipped with fucking fear and guilt in either holster, and
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: maybe those things would have protected you.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: And I feel like it's also just like it probably
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: drags on a lot of marriages that shouldn't write together.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: You probably don't. I mean, I you think you're going
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: to burn if you'd get divorced.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Right, I'm sure the best thing happened that you weren't.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: You weren't.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: You didn't have this cloud of fear and guilt over you,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: so you could act on your own best interests, not
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: on the best interests of God, of the Lord.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: And Savior, you know where I could die for our
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: sins though, So that's something to consider.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, across divorced like a very violent death.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: I killed Youesus essentially with one stroke of my pen,
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: signed his death warrant. I feel fear and guilt leaving bakeries.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: I that well, fear because my LDL levels are still
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: quite high, and guilt from what I've eaten. But I
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: am going on a new medication, which is by the
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: way GPLS. It's REPATHA. It's an injectable.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, you're actually going on gl GLP.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: No.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: No, isn't that a GLP.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: This is not a weight loss thing at all.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: It doesn't have to be.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Glide.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: No, it's like a cholesterol lipid kind of you know,
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: thing to help you lower those levels in turn decrease
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: the risk of heart event.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Health maxim No, rapath is not a GLP one. Okay, Yeah,
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: I'm going on REPATHA. Oh it's as nine okay.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And so you're going on REPATHA where if you're
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: injecting that, bro, you might as well just take a
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: fucking steroid HGH testosterone.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Cocktail. I am a threshold of needles. Then it's fair game,
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: And I just finished a baby aspirin study, a clinical
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: research study.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: Did you get paid?
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: No, but they did it for free. So they took
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: labs before and after. I actually just had to take
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: blood and I was wearing the piece of gauze with this,
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: and I thought about wearing it to the pod to
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: have you guys.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: Bea you're wearing it earlier, I was wondering what that was.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: I thought about wearing it to have you guys be
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: like what happened? And I wanted that because I felt.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'll ask what happened to your thumbs?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen that since I first got on the Xbox.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: I was delivering low Maine and the myths had been
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: removed after Memorial Day.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: The fact that it is both thumbs makes it look
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: like a thumbs.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: I had a really stressful weekend, and when I get
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: super stressed out, I chew my fingers. Oh okay, and
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: and the only way for me to stop is to
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: band age the Yeah, you should throw the band aid
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: back on the arm. Honestly, distract from this one. If
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: I do that, I'm gonna start chewing.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: Chewing your arm. If you get blood work. No, I
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: was chewing through my all.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Were you stuck under a rock? This is Oh no,
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: you're thinking of that guy from one hundredent hours. Yeah. Man,
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: So that was the first question I had.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: Why was it so stressed? Why was your weekend so stressful, fairies.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I had to go to my fifteen year reunion at school,
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: which was I was stressed about it. That stressful, stressed
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: about it, and then I had to wake up really
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: early on Saturday and drive to Montauk for a wedding
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: that I was stressed about.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Brutal that is.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, was it the people that you were going
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: to see or just the like.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all that, all that. I don't know all that. Yeah,
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: I was showing up.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: As your best self. It can be stressful, you know.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: I don't really know why, but it just I was
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: stressed coming into it. And there are people that I
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: haven't seen in many years that I don't know that
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: I wasn't that keen to see. I went. Everyone was nice,
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: it was cool. Have you been to any of your reunions?
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: I haven't. My twenty year high school reunion. It's like,
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: now you gonna go? I don't know.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: I haven't.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I haven't heard a word about it. I would love
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: You should go. You should like rent like a lambo
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: and go.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: All up, yeah, walking like Andrew Tate, like in my
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Mouse on the phone, Guccie loafers.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: You should go and just be on beyond on a
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: phone call the time. Yeah, so how are you? Like, No,
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: not you, I'm on the first I'm in the middle
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: of day of portnoy is.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with the people that you didn't want to see.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Was it because you had had run ins with them
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: or was it just like.
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: I feel like that's pretty natural. I had to go
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: home for my sister's graduation and I was worried that
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: I was going to see a bunch of people.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, didn't see anybody.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: It was great. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: I was just in my head about it a little
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: and I went and everyone was fine. Everyone was nice,
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: but I did have this feeling I had a really
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: interesting discovery. Our ten year reunion was canceled because of COVID.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Oh wow.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: So the last one I went to was the five year,
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: which was a disaster because that's when I've basically had
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: a broke up with my costume for good.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: It was at the reunion.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was pretty what torturous?
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: That sounds like a movie.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: I know, it was really not fun. I sat on
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: the floor of my shower crying. That's when you know
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: it's bad. And I was sitting on the drain too,
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: so it started welling up over my knees.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Your ball saxe is like pulling on top of the drain.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: I was the drain of the shower.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: I didn't have to be there. Why not?
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Why was I weeping?
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: What you wanted to end it where it started?
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: I didn't end it. Oh.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: I didn't crying because of what he had done.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna fucking plug my own shower with
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: my nuts to because I have initiated a.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: Brain Are you acting up at the reunion? You got
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: she must have got ship faced? Oh this one fell
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: through a table.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Or the first one?
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: The first one?
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: No, No, we weren't acting up. It was just that
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: it was it had been coming to an end, and
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: then that was the final straw.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: And then to like get back on my feet, I
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: went and performed stand up in that state, like dry
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: off from that shower, and went and hopped on at
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: the comedy studio in Cambridge above the Hong Kong before
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: they moved to Central.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: Hey, that's what they say, use it, use it on stage.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Go use it on stage. I swear to god. It
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: was kind of like an inflection point in my life
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: where I was like all right in my lowest moment.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: There was a stage I'm going to go that route,
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: and I did.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: So maybe this is the person that you didn't want
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: to see.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: No, I mean I don't. I haven't kept in touch
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: with her, got it over the last ten years. But look,
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: the point, the point is everyone. I think it was
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: more like everyone at this reunion. I knew these are
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: very successful, high powered people. They have kids, they are wealthy,
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: they're fucking impressive, and like, here I am.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: You know, also wealthy and impressive with the full dude,
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: here I am Jack's.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: No, you're very nice to say that, but like, seriously,
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: compared to these fucking lunatics, this.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: Is like, no, I imagine it's pretty. It's nuts. Yeah,
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: it's nuts, and I'm a fucking clown. This is the comparison.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: Steve he made fifty million dollars on prediction. Literally, wait
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: a minute, let me that's a spot on. Swear to God,
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: listen to this.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: So one guy that I used to know a little
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: bit in college but wasn't that close to is an
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: awesome dude. His name is Dave wren Town and I
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: can say his name because he was really nice. He
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: came up and he's like you know, falling along like
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: looks like you're doing great. And I'm like, oh, thanks, man,
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: that's so nice, Like what are you up to And
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: he's like, actually, I do a lot of work with
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: your company. And I was like, oh, no, way, Like
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: uh what do you do And he's like, well, you know,
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: uh Lucy, oh, the smokeless tobacco pouches. And I was
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: like yeah, and he's like, I started that company. What's
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: his name, Dave wren Town.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: Co founder and CEO at Lucy.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: And I was like, dude, that's amazing Harvard Rugby.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Did he have one on them? You need a breaker?
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: I was like, we we do reads. We love Lucy,
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: like fucking awesome, Like that's so cool.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: And he was like fans of the Pod and fans
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: of Barstool and uh or a fan of It's always
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: like wow, Jesus Christ. You know, it's not like, oh, yeah,
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: I do regional sales for Lucy. It's like I started Lucy. Yeah,
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: that's pretty. And that's the most adjacent to what I
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: was of anyone there. Everyone else there is like inventing
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: new ways to yeah, you know, make it so that
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: fucking amputees can.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: Walk again, or they're all working with injections.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: They're so mega successful and out of my league and
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: I the.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: League, though, who legitimately, who gives a fuck? Like what
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: these other dudes are doing, Like you are.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Successful, like your success their their success is not a
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: barometer for your success.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: No it isn't. But it was a very clarifying moment
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: where you know, for a lot of years, I've been
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: very proud that I went to that I went there,
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: and it's been a part of my identity, right, and
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: I think that in our world and in our circles,
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: it's like a running joke and whatever, I'm this pompous douchebag.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: But the truth of the matter is that it was
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: very clarifying to me at my reunion that those are
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: not my people. These are my people.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: Penn State grads, state.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: Freshman dropouts.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, State, I mean state grads.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Like you go there and you are that person you like,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: see that that is the regional sales guy that you're
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: talking to. Yeah, and you can fucking flex heavy over there,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: but like this is the we get him an adjunct
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: degree from fucking Penn State and.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Flex a little bit. Feel good about yourself.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: I I it was a very kind of cathartic moment
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: for me to realize, like the what I'm doing and
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: the people I work with and this field that we're
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: all in, this is where I feel comfortable. These are
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: the people I want to talk to. Yeah, and I
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: for all my silliness and whatever, like, this is where
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: I feel I should be. So that was cool for me.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: That is nice and cool. Yeah, but I also like,
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: I think I should be with Dave. To be honest,
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: I think I'm more with David Rentel.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: And why would you say it that way?
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: How is it pronounced Rentel? Renteln?
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: T e L.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: Maybe we should swat. Maybe I'll go to the next reunion,
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: just trying to do some networking.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: I'm here for my fifteen year.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Just singing along with like a when did you go
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: to college?
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: Barbershop course of Prodigy? I got the Andi Milanakis shit,
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: I graduated twenty years before any of you.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's awesome, But you also don't know anyone's actual
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: level of happiness or like.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: No, for sure, I go with David's probably pretty happy.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no one is like wearing you know, also divorced
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: on their name tag right.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Did you did the people that you anticipated running into
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: that were giving you anxiety? Did you run into those folk.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: A little bit? You know? There was there was this
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: like there was a final club there that one of
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: my very close friends was in. And after that we
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: went to the big like class dinner which was at
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Lowell House and it was it was fun. That was cool.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: I to all these people that like I vaguely remembered,
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: you know, from like freshman year and then and just
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: said nice hellos, and people were very kind. And then
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: I went over to see my buddy at his final
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: club and that was where everyone was like, none of
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: them had gone to that dinner. They were just off
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: on their own island, kind of holier than that.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: And I was like, did you ever did you fantasize
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: about telling anybody off?
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Well? I was in their space, so it would have
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: been what did.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: You fantasize about it? I'm not saying did you do it?
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: They were all wearing ties. No tie for you, No,
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: there was no dress code for this particular evening.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: You're like looking up like ties near me, looking on
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: door dash.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: That that group at that club was what people think
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: I am. Yeah, yeah, And they actually are, and I
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: was like, get over yourselves. You didn't participate in the
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: one class wide thing that we all came here to do.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: You couldn't even fucking come out.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: At that point. Yeah, just to go and be like
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: we didn't go to the main, main thing.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly what basically like stoners, they're like goth kids. Yeah,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: it is very Yeah that fucking rental. Did you ever
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: watch How High?
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: Was that about Harvard?
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: That was? Yeah, they go to and Redman and like
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: get into Harvard.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Or well, that's one of my all time favorite movies. Yeah,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: seen it, But they I think they went to Lovell
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: House or something like that. Was that that low Lowell House,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Hart of Loull. Yeah, that's a fucking amazing classic movie.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I guess the point I'm trying to make is
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: that I, from this day Ford will never tell anyone
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: that I went to Harvard, and I am expunging myself
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: from the records. No, brother, and I'll have to figure
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: out where I went to school and state. No, no, no,
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: They've got some issues of their owns.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: Hopkins, I think is a good choice.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Where did you go to school?
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Decaaney Hopkins, Decane John Hopkins Deverise.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: What did you do?
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he went to he went to Trump you what
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: was it called?
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: I know what was in Chicago?
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: Loyola Paul Paul. I went to Loyola to Chris paul
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: I Paul I go shout out Saint Vincent.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: St Vincent De Paul. Wow.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: I went to De Paul And now I have enough
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: someday I'll have enough money to go back there. Build
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: a library. Fill it with Sam. Yeah, that's what I'm
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: gonna do.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: That's a problem if you went to the build a build.
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: A fucking library in your name now instead of books,
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna fill it. I have no hatred, no hatred
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: towards towards But that's the point is that you are
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: fond of the place.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, you could probably donate a sand pit to Harvard. Sandbox, Yeah, sandbox.
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• 52:56
  Speaker 5: But I think that if you were there'd be so
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: much expectation of you if you came out of to
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: Paul and had the career that you had, like they
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: would be like, come back.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: And speak like you have to donate to us. Probably
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: he's like fucking take care of us. And now it's
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: like Harvard like, yeah, go get go, get the fucking lucy,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: got to take care of you.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't give a fuck about me. But do
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: you think that Harry is gonna be recognized as.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: Too many big names? De Paul does. Yeah, they had
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: that guy from Stranger Things.
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we really like he's like their goat, like
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: they've only I think they like for a while, like
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: their Twitter, like they'd only followed him.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Which guy, the guy with the big hair, Oh, the
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: curly haired guy.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: No, the guy with the tall hair. What the fuck
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: are you talking about?
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: Does that mean the.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: Guy with the super tall hair, like the old the
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: one that's older than all the kids.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's no? No, I know
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: I was thinking that when he said that as much.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: Joe Keery.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy was cool. I like, I think he's
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: probably the best actor on the show. To us with you, Yeah,
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: this kid, Yeah, I'm pretty sure he went to De Paul.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: He dates the girl who's really skinny in the first season.
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they got a lot of John c Riley, he
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: went what Jillian Anderson?
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: Come on? Sean Gunn, Quentin Richardson. Wow, had some hoopers.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: There's some absolute hoopers at.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: The Paul Harry. You're not getting a lit You're getting
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: like you get the sandbox. You could get a small
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: one by one cube handicapped bathroom.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: Who is Jillian Anderson? They got her number one porn star.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Really, there's probably some great porn stars that came out
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: with the Paul.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: What does it say? I can't, I can't.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: What are you guys, demon thinking of Michaels Blue Demons.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, she's an actress. You take a little bit Demail swat.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Oh is she the mom in sex education? That's crazy?
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Holy got the Blue Demons shout out to the Demon
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: Demon Pride.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Blue Demon, Blue Demon, Blue Damon Speed, Damon. Did you
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: you guys remember the uh the Mexican ship that yeah
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: crash last year? Of course you know what, you know
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: what's fucking back?
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: Oh? Really I saw it this past week. That can't
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: be the same as a ghost of the shoot.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: I think it was.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it's there because it wasn't there today.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: But that means but like, wouldn't a ghost just stay
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: where it was out?
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: You thought you saw it, You saw it cleanly going
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: under the Brooklyn Bridge.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: People in the celebrating wheel just moved right through the
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: brook Hell. I just couldn't believe it's fucking back. I
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: was like, why would you ever, like, why would you
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: abort that mission?
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: Because they gotta get they gotta they gotta see one
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: go through the hoop, we get right back on the horse.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: They might be like they it might still be like
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: devastated about that, Like it was probably, I mean it
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: was probably like devastating for the country of Mexico.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: And that's why I like went to the edge of
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: the water. I was like, is that yeah, like they
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: have Mexican flag.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Imagine though that Like they're rebuilding the ship and they're like, okay, yeah, lo,
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: c this is as high as we can go. And
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: then the President's like, we don't want to go too low.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not admitting.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they hit it again and they're like
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: we told you.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean I would assume they they probably want
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: to redeem themselves.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: You should have seen that feels like exactly. I had
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: to hang up a painting this week at in my
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: home and I did. I measured it and I did
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: two nail holes in the wall, hung it too high,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: and I was like, all right, well I don't need
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: to measure for the next one. Yeah, I can eyeball
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: off of these holes. Went a little lower, too high again,
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: So now my painting is just moving down.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: And you can see all the hole of litany these
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: crack marks. Yeah, take your forearm. That's one thing I
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: do not. I do not reframe. I do not read.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: Once it's up, it's up. Oh yeah, and it's even
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: if it's too high, it's crooked.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: If it's too high, it's staying. Dude, I use the
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: leveling tool on my cell phone. Oh wow, that felt
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: really cool.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: Oh I didn't even know they had that. Mm hmm
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: very neat.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, that does make sense that they
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: would have that. Yeah, it was like a bit outdated
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: of a tool. It's like an air bubble.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Yeah, it is fucking crazy. Pretty genius,
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: I do say myself.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: This past week and I went to uh to uh
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: green Port?
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, how was that?
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: Greenport was? Where is that it's like the north shore
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: Long Island. It's like the which side is that the
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: occident or orient? Fucked?
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: If I know that this is right up your oh
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: orient point? Is that what you're talking about?
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: But I mean the orient and the occident.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: That's the east and the west right, So the oriental
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: is like the east side to the west side.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: So this is the east side, so this would be orient.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: I suppose isn't it more like north south though? The
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: north fork the south fork?
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe I went to a dog jumping competition though, real.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Wow, is there a lot of greyhounds or what are
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: the ones? They jumped super hot?
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: Gonna be a greyhound fast ones, so.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: They probably jump high as well. Yes, let's go hand
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: in hand. What uh?
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: What was that told you not to talk about? The
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: fucking hand was the over the dogs?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: They had like all different breeds and some of them
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: were just so fat that like they couldn't go like
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: ten feet and then like maybe like forty of them
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: would get to scared to jump in Oh.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: Really, it was fucking hilarious. It's not surprising.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: And you could pay you could pay extra to jump
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: the dogs yourself.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: Really, yeah? Did you do it? Yeah? Me and the family.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: We all jump a dog. That's great to beat the
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: shit out of it.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: Love that. Did you bring your own dog? No?
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: I think my dog would be too nervous about it.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: But it's a fucking scam though. You're to pay like
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: fifty dollars to get into this thing and then you
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: get nothing for free. It was as a beautiful little
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: town though, But I think people just their lives surround
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: dog jumping. It's a fascinating, a fascinating culture. There's some
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: people that like paint their dogs like a full rainbow
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: and we'll put like cheetah spots on it and shit
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: Is that dog abuse? Is that? Is that cool? Or
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: is that not cool? It seems like it definitely not cool.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: And it reminds me of that movie gold Finger, Yeah,
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: where he kills the woman by painting her entirely in gold,
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: which suffocates her skin and causes her to die. Dlarring.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: That was to find that out as a little kid.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: That is exactly right. I thought that was going to
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: be a much bigger problem for me in life than
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: it has turned out to fit. Right, that like, if
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: I got I'd get a little bit of paint and
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: I'm like, ah, fuck, I better not cover the rest
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: of my body in paint because right now I'm ten
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: percent dead. I had that feeling. I was like, I
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: thought that was going to be a major problem.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: And then but then you crack open the UH Sports
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Illustrated Swimsuit edition where they've done the body paint, and
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: you're like, well, what the house can this be?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: I was fucking Kate up to still alive.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, but I think that if you don't paint, maybe,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: if you don't paint the small of your back, maybe
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: that's a way around it.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: You don't die.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: That's where the most oxygen enters your body, right, yes,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: the lower power back.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: I didn't know that that's known. Yeah, I mean I guess.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: Like the thing my question is is like what do
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: you need?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: How do you how do you get your dog's fur
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: to be cheetah print? Like or do you have to
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: like bleach it? Originally, like how does that? Forgot we
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: were talking about that, how would that work? Like, yeah,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: I would assume because like how would you get a
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: human's hair to be like that? It's not easy, Like
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: it's not like it's just like one round of dyeing
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: it and then your hair is like that.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I mean it was literally it was a rainbow and
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: then cheetah print over top.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: Of Yeah, like if your dog has like black hair
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: and you use like pink dye, it's not really gonna
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: you might do.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: A base paint. Though you might paint it, you might
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: bleach it.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm taught. Like then it's like, yeah, that's abuse,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: like bleaching your dog's hair. Well, but what about I mean,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: like about frosted tips. That's a little safer. I feel
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: about what if you put them as a full guy fieri?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: Is that is that fucked up? I mean that's more
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: cool than anything.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: I just think maybe the argument if I wanted to
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: steal man the argument to the people who are painting
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: their dogs, how different is it than somebody who's going
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: to an extreme groomer and like cutting every bit of
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: hair or something like that?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: Way different? How I just think it is Okay, I
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I had always thought that it was clue, but then
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I saw these, like multiple people had their dogs painted
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: as fucking cheetahs.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: Because I feel like rooming tigers, cat or a dog
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: is like similar to like your kind, Like I guess
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: in a way you're helping them. But I guess if
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: you're like really going for it, it's kind of for
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: the owner as well. But like, if you're dyeing your
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: dog's hair, that is literally only for you and like
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: your friends, like amusement.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: Before I lost the dog in the divorce, we used
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: to take it to the groomer all the time because
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: she would get matted nice and that drove her crazy. Yeah,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: and so that was for her own good.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, rather than being like, I don't think
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: the dog necessarily wants to be neon pink or cheetah print.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: No, probably pretty confusing for the dog. When they look
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: in the mirror, these dogs look like a new color.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: These dogs look super happy and satisfied.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: Not buying it, they're probably giving them like edibles and
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: ship too free. Of course.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I have videos of this is what I mean. People
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: sell a lot of dog edibles. That shit is fucking crazy.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: There's dog edibles fucking everywhere.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: Like, how do you have to be to be like
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: I like edibles? My dog needs them too. It's like
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: maybe they don't.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: You're talking weed edibles for dogs. Yeah, that's what you're saying.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: I've never seen that before.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: This is the one that's painted like the tiger, and
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: I mean this dog doesn't look happy at all. The
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: owners sitting on top of him. Whoa you went to
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: like you may as well have gone to like a
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: fucking a dog show.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you went to Michael Vick's barbecue.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: This is ugly. We might have to cut this.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Really, you think that this is going to be a
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: blighte on my oh my good name.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: I mean you paid for a dog fighting for pretty much. Yeah,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: there were children there. That doesn't That doesn't help. That
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: makes it worse. Get the children out of there.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Look at this one. This one's fucking painted. It has,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: it has they're sick jumpers. They were really good jumpers.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Oh that is a good one. Yeah, this is uh
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: Mike's Mike Vick's famous beans and bulls, baked beans and
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: pit bulls brawling. Get your plate and then come watch
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: a fight to the death.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: They don't fight anymore, they just jump.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Look at this one says, it's absolute fucking beauty.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty sick. So was that one painted? Yes,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: that one's painted. What was that one painted?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: It had?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: It looks like what was that it's got like a
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: patch of a cheetah print.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: It's got it's it's like red, white and blue, or
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: it's like rainbow painted.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: Here, take it. Take a nice gander at that.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: It's rainbow painted with cheetah with a cheetah like print
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: See this is a little bit. You think that's fly.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: Don't tell me you think that's fly.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: No, I don't think it's fly. But I don't think
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: it's as bad as I was imagining it in my head. Yeah,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: like that looks like, yeah, exactly, Like that could have
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: been pretty easily done. That doesn't seem too crazy. I'm
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: thinking about the dogs where it's like you're looking at it,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: it looks.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: Like the dog's wearing a costume.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: Right, I'm thinking the problem was that I used the
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: same hand that I used the popcorn.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's buttery.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: It was greasy, But that wasn't my fault because we
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: were the bucket was between us, so I couldn't use
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: the left dry hand. So by the time I got it,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: we were all it was already sweaty.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: How did you tell her brother?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Buttery? He knew and then we just talked about it,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: and then he just punched me in the leg. Were
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: sitting on the soccer bench.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: But you be honest or did you gloat a little bit?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: No? I was afraid of him.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: You say my fingers were interlocked with hers. I don't
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: think I said that Lebron handshake.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: I wonder if he would weigh in be nice to
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: hear from him, Lebron Todd. Oh, I thought, yeah, where
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: did Lebron come? I thought I heard Lebron?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: You know who?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: I didn't hear Lebron, I heard from I heard from
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: Andrew Decker feather Off.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: Oh I saw that.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's currently working on a scallop boat. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: out of the South Shore, Massachusetts.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: I saw that. Yeah, he DM me too.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: Oh he didn't.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: We're playing CS tonight. He's working on a scallop.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: He's working on a scalop. But why did he DM me?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: What did he say? Did I send you the message?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: What was it? It had nothing to do with us
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: talking about him on the pod.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: No, I did what. I think. He was just like,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I want to say it.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: To be honest, you can say it now, we can
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: cut it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: He was like, things aren't really going that great for me.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: I work on a scallop. Boat. No, that's not what
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: he said.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: He said something like that, didn't he He was like
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: he wasn't going great for me.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: No, I think that's like a word or for word
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: what he said.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: I don't have my phone. I had to leave it
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: with the parking attendant garage guy.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: That's key, I'll pull it up. I'm pretty sure that's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: what he said.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: Well, that wasn't why he initially messaged me, though he
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: had not as far as I could do, it was
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: pretty much that he hadn't heard that we were talking
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: about him on the pot.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: He said, don't feel so bad, Franny. I'm on a
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: scallop boat out of Hyannas and I'm watching you all
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: flying around on vacation.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: Lol. Yeah, what was that about. That had to do
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: something to do.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: With he doesn't seem too thrilled Ireland Maybe physician. No,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: he's on the high seas. I don't.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: I think you're misreading that. I think Decker feather I
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: was doing damn well.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: I think referring to he's on he's on a scallop
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: boat in Hyannas and Francis was like golfing in Ireland.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but look, Adf always wanted to be always wanted
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: to be on the open water. That's what he aspired to.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: Well, then it looks like he's done his job he made.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: He's doing his job, doing his dream.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: Enough scallops. Job's never done.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: No, I don't even know how scallops are harvested.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: Neither do I.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: But they're damn good.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you that.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: I do like a good scalp, a scallop, don't cook
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: it for too long.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: None.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I caught a big old bass this week,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: big old bass. Wait, I might be a bass guy now,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: Like really on the Sanco where'd you get it? Where
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: was it in Upstate New York?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, it was a beast.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: Did you go to my house?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I went to your place. I wondered why the
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: door was unlocked. No, but I caught I mean there
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: were fish.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: I've never seen a lake like I found the honey
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: Hole of upstate New York. Yeah, I fished lakes in
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: New York for bass. I've never I've fished for I
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: don't fish for bass that often. I'm mostly a trout guy.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: But I've never seen anything like this in my life,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: like looking and just like ass like this big, just
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: like like I was outsized. My lures were too small.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: I was using were you on a boat? I was
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: used Yeah, I was using a little little crappy like
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: a little bluegill, yeah right type lure, and the small
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: fish were going for it, and the big fish were
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: trying to eat the small fish that were going for
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: my lures. Right, I threw on Then I threw on
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: the worm a little Texas rig. Interesting, jobs done? After that?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: How many did you catch?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: Probably caught like fucking like fifteen small guys exactly, big guy,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: one big guy.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: And then once I got the big guy, I was like,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: all right, job's done. Yeah, damn, that's so nice. It's
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: all about the chase for the one for the first
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: big guy. I've never really been in a position of
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: fishing outside of maybe on salt water where you're like
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: just catching big fish over like, I feel like it's
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: always like ten tiny fish leading up to one big fish.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: What uh?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: How big was the bass? It was the biggest I
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 6: ever caught largemouth. It was probably like I mean, it
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: wasn't like massive, it wasn't like a like I'm sure
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: all of our listeners would probably be like, that's actually
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 6: fucking tiny, and you don't know anything about fishing, you
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: fucking retard. But I would say it was a good
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 6: sized bass, probably like seventeen eighteen inches.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: Okay, keep it.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: No, you know, I don't think people really keep largemouth. No,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: you don't keep They're very Uh, there's not a lot
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: of meat on them. There's like hollow you can see
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: straight through them. It's actually pretty crazy.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: You could turn them into bongs though.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: True.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't say anything about eating it. Yeah, true?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: Can you? Did?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: You holler it out and make a bong out of it?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: All you have to do is poke the side like
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: you're of a gassy cow.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: No, I think he was referring to the bowl, the
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: bass bowl.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, the bass.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: Ball's smoking a little harder ever since I hit this,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: ever since I pulled that one in they I'll tell
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: you that what I give you?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, since you recognize that it's a
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: bass ball.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 6: And I'm supposed to go out to Wyoming soon, Wyoming
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: a little bit more fair?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Are you going out to Omen? When are you going
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: out to Omen?
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: I think the fourth of July week sometime around then.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: Bo Yeah, yeah, Peters, Peters will be there Nate, Nate.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: I don't know if Nate will be there. We're trying
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: to get him there. You got room for one or
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: two more? Technically, yeah, I ain't going.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: But somehow this was supposed to be the year that
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: we did like an easy trip, like kind of more relaxing,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: more like you know, sitting. Maybe maybe we cooked dinner
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: in an Airbnb hangout, yeah, you know. And suddenly now
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: we're going on a ten mile hike that Peters equipment,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: that had to be Peters. I just didn't even say
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: anything because I was like, I'd literally have zero interest
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: in doing this. But if I say anything, there's gonna
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: be like, you can't walk five miles?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, no I can. I don't want to.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: I'd rather just drive to the river.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: Here. He's gonna be like, I'm to tell you guys,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: I'll catch up next thing, you know, peeling it into
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: the helicopter overhead.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: No, that's literally what it is.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: I thought that he was getting hellivacked. I thought I
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: thought they were taking him out in the helicopter.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: That's what it is every time, though, and that's what
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: it'll be this time.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 6: It'll be like, you know, they wait and then you
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: catch up to them, then they'd stop waiting and then
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: they go, and then it's like, well, actually, technically I
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: never really had a break there.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: You guys had a break when you were waiting for me,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: and then as soon as I caught up to you,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: we started going again. So now I'm just on a
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: marathon right now. No stopping.
• 1:12:30
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• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: simply walking.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not I'm not built for that shit. I'm not
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: good with like the altitude changes. Yeah, going from New
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: York to like eight to like eleven thousand altitude. Yeah,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: like I get like winded quil. I mean, obviously I'm
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 6: also just not in good shape, but I get like
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: wind Even when I was in good shape, I would
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: get so gassed from that.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: I get the headaches. That's the worst part for me.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: I don't even get that. I literally just feel like
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: I'm not getting any oxygen.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: I get headaches, and I get nosebleeds really really really is.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: That why they call them the nosebleeds? Because you're up so.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: High, Probably there's gotta be But like Matt lives at
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: eleven thousand feet, so like then when we go and
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: and and Bo lived in Denver forever, so like we
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: would go on these trips and I would be like, yeah,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: I can't breathe, and they'd be like, it's this is
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: it's this is all in your head like it's not
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: a real thing, and I'm like, it literally is a
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: real thing. You guys are at eleven. You live higher
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: than where we are right now, so obviously they're not
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: going to feel it.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Well, what's something you could do to like even the
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: playing field, something that like.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 6: Throw maybe some ankle weights on them, or you could
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: bring one of those those little to go oxygen can
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: use those?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: Those are great. I like those.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: Oh I feel like those don't do shit.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 6: They definitely do and I feel like when I use them,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: I just want to use it the whole time.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: You do want to hit it?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, immediately the little ones you get like one breath.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you got to get one of the big ones.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I will.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: Maybe I will, because you never know if you'll be
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: passing another hiker on their way down who needs it too.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: Hiper on their way down from the summit. Oh, I see,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: we're talking Everest.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: We're talking the traffic jams that have been at the
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: top of Everest recently.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: Has there been Has that been in the news. Yeah,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: what are they saying?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Standstill traffic? It's like you and there's people camping out
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: in the left lane too, on the way up to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: up Everest.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: I have seen that isn't the I think the the
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: Everest climb climbing time is Is it now or is
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: it May?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: It was March.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: I think it's April and May.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: It's April and May. I think, yeah, they only have
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: like a thirty day stretch or something. The weather and
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: everybody wants to do it. Everybody's got there. We could
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: definitely do it.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: It might need you to double check that there, Tyler.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's definitely some climbers when it is climbing season
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: at Everest. These guys don't about climbing. These guys don't
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: know anything about summity e an activity done by like
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: three thousand people ever.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: March through May. Al right, I'll give us both credits.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, I said March. You said May. Yeah, but
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: they do list March first.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: I did say April and May, which means I'm two
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: thirds right and you're one third right. So oh, Man
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: and peak summit a tech peak attempts are in mid
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: to late man peak. Oh that's a that's a full
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: credit for me. That's a full credit.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Peak summit attempts. Is that like the peak amount of
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: the temps? Or are they talking about the peak of
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: the summit.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: I'd assume the peak of the summit that feels redundant could.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Be peak summit attempts like the peak in the Yeah,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: that's interesting.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: Guys, I've been drinking too much.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we can tell.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna crank it back a little. That
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: in the candy is out of control, and I blame
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: you for the can on the candy bag you have,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: fucking I always am trying to find things for us
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: to have in common, and I don't know why I
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: thought that candy would be something we could bond over.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: Tiffany's I've been on the candy real bad.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: Candy's been out of control. This wedding had this fucking
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: candy station and I just flocked to it like a.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: Is crazy. What kind of candy?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: It was amazing. It was just this makeshift wall that
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: had these gigantic plastic buckets that had sour Patch, watermelons,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: regular hour patch, gigantic amount of Skittles, sour gummy worm.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: Wait, so was it like the real one clear boxes? Yes,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: that's my bread and butter with a scoop. Yeah.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: And you take a little bag, little paper bag, and
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: you just make your own mixed thing. Yeah, and I
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: did that, and then I went out and watched the boats.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: That's like the best kind of candy that you can
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: find in those bags.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: You high as hell?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: No, just lonely.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: When I was younger, we used to go in Cape
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: Cod a big bag of candy and watch in the boats.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: Watch the boats. Nobody knew I was gone.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: When I was really young. You should have gone home.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: I would have just gotten out of there.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: There were big boats that had lights on, and I thought, well,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: maybe one of those people will invite me in show
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: me their boat. Hell no, they certainly did not.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: You were the big h on the chest. Maybe they
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: would have invited you in.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Maybe maybe I'm not doing that anymore.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: Get the helmet. Did you bring the helmet at least
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: so to the party or to the reunion?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: I did not tucks in the helmet. You should have
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: shown up with it on. Yeah, you would have got
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: on a boat if you have a tuxt and the helmet.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: I still have a strong allegiance, still lacross team. But
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: to this, to the school and to my class, I
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: feel very disconnected and disillusioned.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: I feel like that's normal.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I feel like it is why.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 6: I don't think a lot of people are heard that, Like,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 6: I feel like, what was this the fifteen or fifteen fifteen,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: fifteen years ago?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: I mean people are moving on.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 6: I think there's a lot of people that left that
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 6: party and we're like, yeah, we're never going to one
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: of those again, I would think.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: So. We also set the record for the highest attendance
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: ever at a fifteenth year rega. Oh wow, because again
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: it's because our tenure was canceled, so nobody got to
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: go to the like we hadn't been in so long. Yeah,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: it was almost half the class went that's crazy. Do
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: a lot of them live in Boston still or.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: They all just fly? A fair amount of them fly
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: into the fucking.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Private private airport port. Must have been prompt. Yeah, that
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: everybody's thirty six issue to ride.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: We're back to the hotel, back to New York, go
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: back to the city. Got to get back for the
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: next game.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Carl Jung says that by thirty five, if you if
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: you don't confront your shadow self, that it will it
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: will take over.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: What is your shadow self.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: It's the dark parts of yourself that you haven't acknowledged.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, the pain, the suffering.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: I feel like I've only been living as my shadows.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me too. I feel like that's all I acknowledge,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: is the pain and suffering.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: Where's the like, where's the physical me? Where's the light? Guy? Scott,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: Guy's been on vacation's been even candy on boats seventeen years.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: The other version of you is on the boat watching you.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: Don't let him in. Don't let him in?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Has the shadowself, go go go go, go go go
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: drive drive, I'll explain later.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: You have no idea how miserable you is.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: What were you about to say? You're about that? You
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: were about to spin some kind of yarn, was I Yeah?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 6: No, I think I said everything with the I was saying.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 6: I was gonna say that thing about the reunion that
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 6: I feel like people are leaving. I feel like a
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 6: lot of people are leaving that like fuck everyone there
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: ever going back?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that. It was pretty positive. I
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: don't think people, but.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: At nature, people are not positive. People get in their
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: cars and they want to complain and make fun and compare.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: That's a very cynical way to view it.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: I just think it's the way that people are. Maybe
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: that's the way that I am.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: I'm very cynical, but I feel I feel like I've
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: earned it.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 6: But I feel like that's just how like you like,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: you know, you do something with a group of people
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 6: and then you leave and then you discuss.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe I think I think that that that. My
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: guess would be that those discussions were like, wow, everyone
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: looked pretty good. Did you talk to so and so
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: something something's wrong with that person? But overall everyone was solid.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a very positive outlook on the world.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: I think that dinner parties in the suburbs, it's fuck
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: everyone there.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 6: I think that there's either people are leaving. This guy
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 6: gained weight, that girl's on drugs, these people disperson's on
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 6: GP one.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: I'm not just saying this. Everyone there looked better than
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: they did when I knew them in college. Everybody, And
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: that's what people are talking. And I thought about that.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: He hasn't marked on and I said, well, I said
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: to my friend, I was like, why did everyone there
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: looked amazing? Why did they all look better? He goes,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: because think about it, the people who don't didn't come.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: True, anyone who's gained one hundred pounds or like you
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: got to get hundred crack marks in their arms. Is like, yeah,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to the fucking reunion marks. I'm not
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: going to the fucking college reunion.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 6: I feel like to go to a college reunion, you
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 6: got it. For every pound you get on you put on,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: you gotta also come with another million in the pocket.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: Put on one hundred, like you gotta be worth a
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 6: hundred million. Yeah, it might be that's the only way
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 6: you can go.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: Was there anybody that was fatis fucked there? No, no
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: one's fat as statistically, that's not.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: Bro think about it. First of all, like, I don't know,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: I'll just say it. I would say a third of
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: my class was Asian and an Asian American and they
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: don't get weight.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't gain weight, explains.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: They're all trim and fucking put together.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Uh.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: Then the rest of the people there, you know, it's
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: it's like.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: What I said, So there's nothing no one that was
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: like that guy's definitely on fucking blow.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: Not that I saw all that anyone who no.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: One's chewing their fucking jaws.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, I bet you, I bet you. There were
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: a lot of people there that are sober. I bet
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: you that. I mean, I know some of my friends
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: who have who have decided to become sober.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 5: So you got to take that. You gotta eat next time,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: because let's we got to start thinking about the twenty.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: Let's put it this way. I was legitimately the worst
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: person at the no no, no, I was the biggest
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: uh like disaster.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: So we got to start playing for the twenty.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: I I should have had. I should have been at
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: a table with like the junkies with the track marks,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: but they didn't. They had the grace not to show.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: And then everyone was looking at me like, wow, this
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: is insane. What you're asking about?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: Was me?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: No? It was, yes, it was I'm the guy that
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: everyone else is like, did you see the fucking Francis
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: there's no leg what happened to him? He used to
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: be on the lacrosse team.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: What are you gonna still be on the lacrosse team?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: I would go next time. You should have done first
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: starters is you should have shown up with like a
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 5: massive like TD Garden shirt on, yeah, and like he
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: has been to the Garden it all recently.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And they'd be like you opened Yeah, they'd be
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: like we own it.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, exactly, we only bought it. We have a box.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: I'm t and d Yeah.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think that the comparison pangs that you
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: felt that were driving you crazy. I guarantee that the
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: other men that you graduated with have those same comparison pangs.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they do, and they all hate their wives.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: Like they're probably looking at you like Francis really fucking
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 6: figured it out.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: No, dude, I don't think they're thinking that, but I
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: do agree that they are. They are competing with each other.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not competing with them. I have I
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: have given in. I have, I have resigned from the match.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: I think this is the future of this podcast. I
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: think it's a five year press road, twenty year road
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: to road to er road to the twenty year reunion.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: I like that and what that will probably end the
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: podcast after that finale.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: I have a friend, I have a very close friend.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: I think I think he'd be okay with me saying this.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: So he's battled some addiction issues and he's been sober
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: now for a couple of years, and I haven't really
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: seen him.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: You got to put him on the spot, dude.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: This guy, this guy had a body because we were
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: playing we were playing pong. He was drinking non alcoholic
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: beers at our union at our club before we went
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: there for like a pregame and then went to the
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: class thing. We had the grace to come to the
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: class thing, and so it was they didn't have the
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: ac on and the clubs was super hot. We'll wearing
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: like dress shirts. So we decided to have a little
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: throwback Freddy kind of freaking pop top. Well really just yeah,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: it was only like me and him. Yeah, and his
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: body is the best body I've ever seen on a civilian.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah. He was like cut and ripped, as if he
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 5: was ready to shoot a Marvel scene. Isn't that right?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: Sometimes been in there sometimes that's like a little uncomfortable
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: almost though, you know, you're.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: Like, whoa, who is this for?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: Well, he was an addict. I was impressed, and now
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: he's just addicted to that. Yeah, I guess that is true.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: You may be adiction like that. You got to get
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: something at least it's healthy.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: You know, you gotta gotta tip your cap.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: Can't knock it.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: I was impressed.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: I attempted to knock it, but I think I failed.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: I think it's a valid knock.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: No, I think it's a valid Uh. I think I'll tip,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 6: But I think I've decided I'm gonna tip it instead
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 6: of knock it. Good for him, but you should, like
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 6: next time, you should talk to him and be like yo,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 6: like he's my friend. Yeah, Like, so you should get
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 6: it like and be like yo, I'm gonna put you
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 6: on the spot and make fun of your addiction a
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 6: little bit, like just to kind of make myself look
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 6: a little better.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: No. I think what I'll do is I'll be like, here,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: try this beer. You're you've burned it? Yeah, No, make
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: him all together, sit at the junkie table. No, no, no, No.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 6: I think you bring him over to the nice table
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 6: and you're like you want to be here, and he's
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 6: like no, and you're like, oh.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: Why.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: Not even.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: Hand it? Like it's just a beer. We're adults.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: It's not like there's any much about a body, clearly.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: But I think that that's another leg up you have
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: on the other guys. Yeah, only still going it would
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: take their shirts off, no they well, yeah, like the
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 5: other guys weren't comfortable enough with their bodies.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: They probably went home and they're telling their wives on
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: their drive home. I need to get a fucking personal trainer.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: Did you see fucking friends?
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: Shirt off Roan, he looks incredible.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: You know you are an amazing friend and an absolute
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: perpetual force of lifting your friends up. I think if
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: you had come to this reunion you you for one time,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: you would have been like, yeah, you're you're right, dude.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: They had great bodies.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: No, just like everyone's doing way better than you are.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: Well, we're like, what were people?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 6: Was there any like super flashy fits, like anyone wearing anything?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: Like whoa, that guy's walking in a million dollars right now?
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: No, if anything, it was me wearing stuff expensive to
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: give off the air of success when the reality is
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: that everyone else was dressed Louis on the bus because
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: their LinkedIn's speak for themselves.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: M yeah, they're like, oh, this is a billion thread
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: count fucking Italian suit. Like I don't need say this
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: is a quiet luxury.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: What do you think you could have done different?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: Uh? Not become a comedian?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 6: Well no, outside of that, Like, what do you think
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 6: you could have done at this reunion different? Like do
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 6: you think if you showed up.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 4: With probably get my hair plugs? Three months sooner, so
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: that they were coming in a little bit more like
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: forcefully get back on creating, uh, push a little harder
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: on social media for the last two years instead of
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: the kind of like tepid dance that I have with it.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: And then have any of them been on Netflix more
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: spots more spots?
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Has one of them been on any Netflix response.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: Spots leaning up to the reunion? That feels very unnecessary.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: Two years of like real effort leading up to the
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: reunion and there would have been a halo around my head. Yeah,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: people be like, you know, because people were like, are
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: you still doing the comedy thing? That's the way they
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: asked the question.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: Then you're still with your ugly bitch wife. I saw that,
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: Like you got to throw it back, give it back.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: She looks like she has a limb. Yeah, I saw
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: You're still with your old bitch wife.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The fucking Medal of Honor winner who was shot
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: in combat and they stuck together because actually loved each other.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: That's tough. Yeah, you can't win that one.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know, I know.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to think, like I feel like you
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: weren't throwing enough shots back. I feel like they're throwing
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 5: a lot of shots your way and you're not dishing anything.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: But it would have been incredibly h petty for me
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: to return fire to these kings.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: But these seem like cocksucker.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 5: That's yeah, that's why you got to throw it back.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 5: This like are you still doing the comedy? Thing is
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 5: like like are you still Mark?
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: Are you still gay? Oh you have a little coming. Yeah,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: I remember in college you were gay. It's crazy to
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: see you here with a wife and kids.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: So she knows because I'll tell her right now if
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: you haven't, like, I'll just pop about the bubble. Like
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: these dudes seem like fucking assholes, Like yeah, I think that.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 4: No, they they You know, there were some people that
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: were incredibly kind and were like, if we've been following you,
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: we love watching you eat shrimp at your desks. Like
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: even say, how people know me versus why the way
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: they know each other is so fucking insane to me?
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: Who was like the richest person there?
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, and they don't even want to know I do, Well.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: You don't have to say their name, but what the worth?
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: There's definitely there's definitely there's.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: People who are now who have a billion dollars in
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: the bank, whether it's on paper, not either on paper
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: or or not even on paper like liquid.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we gotta do.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 6: I think then you got to multiple them. I think
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 6: the angle you take is pedophilia, right, so you start
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 6: going up to them.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: Being always gonna be you always comes back.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 6: I remember when we were in college, like you were
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 6: really into like Epstein's body of work and like everything
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 6: he had achieved in the finance world.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Still remember when we were eighteen and freshman and
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: you were the one arguing like it's probably still located
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: in and then you never gave up that argument. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 4: I think that's the route that you're still making that
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: you're still making that argument, you freak.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: Or just imagine the demons that you have to have
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: to chase and acquire a billion dollar Imagine how dark
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: your fucking mind is.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 5: Imagine how how little you're at peace with yourself. You
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 5: think you're not at peace with yourself. They're chasing down
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: a billion dollars and fucking cracking it.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 6: They're probably thinking about that they like shot dead because
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  Speaker 6: they saw something they weren't supposed to see.
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  Speaker 5: They threw a fucking ye.
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  Speaker 4: They're probably like, I wish I hadn't shot them in
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  Speaker 4: the head, I should have shot them in the foot first,
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  Speaker 4: teaching a lesson.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah it's true. Yeah, nothing in those people's way. No, no,
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  Speaker 5: they'll kill you. Gotta be a killer, you got it. No,
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  Speaker 5: I look, I don't feel sorry for myself.
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  Speaker 4: As I said, the takeaway was that I actually feel
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  Speaker 4: like I'm in the right place and that these are
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  Speaker 4: my people, and that I don't need to, you know,
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  Speaker 4: fit in with the class of twenty eleven.
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  Speaker 1: You think framing somebody for a crime would help, like
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  Speaker 1: maybe making it seem like someone really successful, like take
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: them down.
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  Speaker 6: A peggart, Like if I'm you, I'm hiring private investigators
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  Speaker 6: and I'm like, find anything you can on everyone here,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 6: or a put in like the and it's all coming
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  Speaker 6: out in putting the drugs in the pocket in the
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  Speaker 6: coat room.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, why do I cops? The cops? That would have
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: been the power play.
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  Speaker 4: Why would I win by bringing them down?
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  Speaker 5: That's the only way to elevate yourself.
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  Speaker 4: No, yes, elevate yourself is I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Like, if you stay still and everybody goes down, you
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  Speaker 1: naturally elevate.
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  Speaker 4: But if the pack is ahead of me, it's isn't
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  Speaker 4: it easier for me to try to catch up than
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  Speaker 4: to just wait?
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  Speaker 5: Take them in their backs. Trying to catch up to
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  Speaker 5: a billionaire's tough.
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  Speaker 4: Billionaires. I'm trying to catch the reformed junkies. No, you're
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  Speaker 4: above the junkies. No, they've kicked it and they're now
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 4: killing it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, but that's a unique case. You're above the junkies.
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  Speaker 1: And they'll never have kicked it, like you know, in
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: the back of their mind, it's always the fucking.
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  Speaker 4: H I need to find, yeah, the big age. I
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  Speaker 4: need to find all the people who did not attend
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  Speaker 4: the reunion and hold the reunion for.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, or put them on blast, like start that.
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  Speaker 1: I think this might be your way in Yeah, circulate
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  Speaker 1: images of them.
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  Speaker 5: Be like this is why this person didn't go.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, he's sick and he's a drug addict, and
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  Speaker 6: like get that in like the Facebook group and be like,
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  Speaker 6: I just want to point out some people who weren't there,
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 6: but we were probably surprised weren't there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, how many years behind Zuckerberg are you?
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: Probably like seven six seven.
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  Speaker 1: So imagine everybody that went to fucking zucker think socks.
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  Speaker 5: Going to the reunion of course dropped it.
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  Speaker 1: I think drop out when he was nineteen. No, I'm sure,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he would.
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  Speaker 4: He did drop out, but yeah, I mean he may
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  Speaker 4: not have gone. I'd be curious to know if he went.
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  Speaker 1: But like, imagine the other people who like have this
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: like dick envy and they see Zuckerberg there and you're
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: a billionaire trying to be like, yeah, I'm a billionaire,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: and then fucking Zuckerberg's over there, like with a one
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: hundred multiple of your billionaires that's true, and then they're
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: chasing him and they're trying to put pedophilia on Zuckerberg.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not someoney, exactly. You need to get You need
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: to find like minded people.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: So as ah hole, you guys can take down the
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: top of the class by twenty year union.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: I like that next time you should show up in
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 5: like the AOC eat the rich or wanting to attacks
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: the rich.
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  Speaker 4: What is it? Yeah?
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: I like rest that she wore and maybe like, uh,
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: you know how in like Korea, you can like rent
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: a man to be like, or you can like rent
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: a father or something like that. I think you renting
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: a like if you want to rent a family, unless
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: maybe you'll have one in five years.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 5: But like renting a full found doubt it. I think
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: you show up a white suit, like a fully white
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 5: suit with family.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 4: In five years. I'm just trying to be alive gall Ley,
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: and I'll tell you what I would like to I
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 4: liked where we were going here, which is that I
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 4: think I'm going to find all the people who didn't
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 4: attend and then try to convince them to attend the
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: twentieth and then set up some sort of call it
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: intramural softball game where you put them on the spot.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 4: Me and the fucking placements versus the you know, elites,
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: the elites who came and uh watches we kind of
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: find some way through trickery and deception to beat them.
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  Speaker 6: The problem is, are you worried that some of the
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 6: elites might not show to the twenty year because what
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  Speaker 6: if we do all this hype up to the twenty
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 6: year and then we get there and it's all bombs.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the twenty people they're not going to be there
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: because the UN's going to be in session. Yeah oh wow,
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 4: yeah fuck, they'll be like sorry, I was at the
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: g twenty summit imposing next to the leaders of yeah
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 4: with the free and the non free.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: World, there'll be a camp David. Yeah, yeah, playing whiffleball.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: But then no, that's the best case scenario.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: If only the fucking club show up, then you are
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: the fucking person that they're all chasing after. They're like,
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: I'm nothing like Francis. I should have fucking never showed.
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  Speaker 4: But then there will be an asterisk next to our
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: our victory.
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  Speaker 5: Who gives a fuck?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: I agree, victory is a victory. All right, all right,
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 4: good thing we worked through that. Well, thanks for therapizing
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 4: me past that. I had great time, really fun everybody.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 4: I wish I could say that I have something fun
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 4: coming up, but I don't.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 6: I'm going to be in North Carolina next weekend at
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 6: Dead Crow Comedy Club.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 5: Cool. We are going to be in Chicago next week.
• 1:36:21
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• 1:36:26
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