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Spooky Ranch Nude Scooter · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the 96.1 Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, there might be some people feeling a little bit
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  Speaker 2: different in Pittsburgh today. You might have woke up and
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  Speaker 2: you've got tickets to the Olivia Rodrigo sold-out show tonight
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  Speaker 2: at the arena. Maybe you woke up this morning and
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  Speaker 2: you're feeling like a vampire. Vampire. Me and my granddaughter,
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  Speaker 2: we want to become vampires. We don't know who we're
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  Speaker 2: going to bite yet. We're going to find some good-looking guys.
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  Speaker 2: Watch out if you're a good-looking guy at the Olivia
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  Speaker 2: Rodrigo show tonight or tomorrow. Vampires are out there looking
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  Speaker 2: for good-looking guys to bite. Man, I love it. Vampire.
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  Speaker 2: I love when we have a big show in the city.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a vibe, right? Vampire. Just a vibe.
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  Speaker 1: Me and my granddaughter, we want to become vampires.
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  Speaker 2: And become vampires. Yeah, so the Olivia Rodrigo show completely
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  Speaker 2: sold out tonight and tomorrow. That's not it, though, Bob,
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  Speaker 2: because our buddy Doug, formerly in D.C., sent us a
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  Speaker 2: talkback message here. Hey, Mikey and Bob, Doug, formerly in D.C.
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  Speaker 3: I saw a video of the weekend of Olivia Rodrigo
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  Speaker 3: performing in the water coming down, her dress dissolving in
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  Speaker 3: I'm just really confused on how she's able to do
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  Speaker 3: that when it's copyrighted by Bob. He did the exact
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  Speaker 3: same performance when he performed for the U.S. National Ribbon
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  Speaker 3: Twirling Team.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen the footage.
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  Speaker 3: Bob, I don't know if you were able to comment
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  Speaker 3: on it. I was just very kind of shocked by
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  Speaker 3: seeing this. So have a good day, guys, and happy birthday, Bob.
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  Speaker 2: Not Bob's birthday. It's New Year's Day. Yeah, Olivia Rodrigo
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  Speaker 2: at some point in her show, a bunch of water
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  Speaker 2: falls down in her dress like melts off of her.
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  Speaker 2: Not able to comment. I've had lawyers reach out because
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  Speaker 2: that is copyright. Okay. You want to go see Olivia
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  Speaker 2: Rodrigo tonight? We have your two final chances, 7.30 and
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  Speaker 2: 9.30 this morning. It's Mikey and Bob. 96.1 KISS. If
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  Speaker 2: Love C. Harper. Bob is driving a Dodge Ram, a
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  Speaker 2: white 1500 Laramie. It's a sweet ride.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in the purple Jeep Gladiator Sport S. with a
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  Speaker 2: dash full of duckies. I'm out of room for ducks, man.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how these Jeep owners do it. I've
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  Speaker 2: acquired more ducks than I can fit on my dash
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  Speaker 2: without having them falling all over the place. I think
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  Speaker 2: I might need to stack another row on top. You're
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  Speaker 2: going to double down? I might need to double row
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  Speaker 2: the ducks. Go to bunk beds, man. I might need
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  Speaker 2: ducky bunk beds for my C. Harper Auto Group Jeep Gladiator.
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  Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Of course,
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  Speaker 2: we love C. Harper for sponsoring the podcast. And as
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  Speaker 2: you know, we always like to make weird names for
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  Speaker 2: our podcast. Let's get to our friend Weed Nico here
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  Speaker 2: who's catching up on the show. Yep. Over in the
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  Speaker 2: state of Washington listening. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! Oh, yeah. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: was part of the name of the podcast. Uh-oh. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: All right, he's losing it over Yippee-ki-yay because, as you know,
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  Speaker 2: when the Steelers beat the Bengals, Nate, the crazy Italian guy,
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  Speaker 2: made a video. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucking Steelers!
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that was Nate the crazy Italian guy. Crazy
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  Speaker 2: Italian guy. Oh, my God. Yeah, Weed Nico. I got
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  Speaker 2: to take a bong hit to calm down.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 2: Yippee-ki-yay, mother * * * *. All right. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if that's early morning bong hits or late night
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  Speaker 2: bong hits for Weed Nico because it's like 3 in
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  Speaker 2: the morning over in the state of Washington where he lives.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get to Don from Trafford now. Talkback messages brought
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  Speaker 2: to us by One Team Media. Hey, Mikey and Big Bob.
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  Speaker 2: Don from Trafford here. I am.
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  Speaker 6: Just getting in my car, so I pulled up the podcast,
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  Speaker 6: and yippee-ki-yay, deez nuts.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot wait to listen to the whole thing.
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  Speaker 7: I think I'm going to take the.
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  Speaker 6: Long way home.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, go Steelers, and they better get some rest before Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: Love you guys. Happy birthday, Bob. It's not Bob's birthday.
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  Speaker 2: That's New Year's Day. Taking the long way home. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if I like Don from Trafford saying yippee-ki-yay,
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  Speaker 2: deez nuts, and then telling us to take the long
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  Speaker 2: way home. All right. Sold out. Olivia Rodrigo tickets for tonight.
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  Speaker 2: Seven thirty and nine thirty. Your chance to win here.
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  Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 1: The Mikey and Bob podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It's a show about nothing except your show has naked
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  Speaker 2: people discuss quite a bit. I really enjoy you on
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  Speaker 2: my way to work every day.
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  Speaker 1: Stream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you.
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  Speaker 2: Get your podcasts. Hey, Dennis Haskins died. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if a lot of people that even register 75 years old.
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  Speaker 2: Dennis Haskins. Anybody class? No. All right. Mr. Belving from
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  Speaker 2: Saved by the Bell died. There we go. RIP, Mr.
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  Speaker 4: Belding.
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  Speaker 2: 75 years old. It is Mikey and Bob here on
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  Speaker 2: 96.1 KISS. Steelers got a quick turnaround after that win
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  Speaker 2: against Cincinnati where we're all feeling good about the Steelers again.
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  Speaker 2: They got to go to Cleveland on Thursday and play
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  Speaker 2: Thursday night football. Now, guess who's going to Cleveland for
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  Speaker 2: his first time as a Steelers head coach to play and,
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  Speaker 2: you know, be part of the Steelers-Browns rivalry? It's Mike McCarthy.
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  Speaker 2: Guess where he's from? Greenfield. Mike McCarthy yesterday was asked about,
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  Speaker 2: you know, his first Cleveland game he's going to here.
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  Speaker 4: We're looking forward to Thursday night football. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 4: going to be, it's incredible. I mean, Thursday night, I've
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  Speaker 4: never not experienced an atmosphere that you. You love to
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  Speaker 4: compete in, and it'll be that way when we get
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  Speaker 4: to Cleveland. So it's going to be a battle. It's
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  Speaker 4: the Steelers versus the Browns. We know what that means.
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  Speaker 4: So I grew up with that, and I'm looking forward
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  Speaker 4: to playing in my first Pittsburgh-Cleveland football game.
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  Speaker 2: He's playing. He's been waiting. He's playing. He's been waiting
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  Speaker 2: for this game his whole life. He might get a
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  Speaker 2: couple plays in. He just said he's going to put
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  Speaker 2: himself in for this. He said he needs to strap
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  Speaker 2: on the pads. He needs to strap on the helmet.
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  Speaker 2: Couple plays. Couple plays?
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Third down, maybe, you know? Touch push. You remember when
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  Speaker 2: they used to just bring Casey Hampton in when it
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  Speaker 2: was like, all right, Casey, we need a big guy
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  Speaker 2: out there. You know, every big stealer. All right, Bettis,
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  Speaker 2: we need one yard. Mike McCarthy, we might need you
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  Speaker 2: to put the play call sheet down for a couple
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  Speaker 2: of points. He's ready, man. He's he's hot.
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  Speaker 4: Playing in my first Pittsburgh-Cleveland football game.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, man. He used to dream of this as a boy.
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  Speaker 2: That's like a Facebook comment of somebody who grew up
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  Speaker 2: in Greenfield. He's like, I could play. I could play
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  Speaker 2: a couple plays. He's got a couple plays. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: I've never played against the Browns before, so maybe my
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  Speaker 2: time is here. Hey, listen. When you're from Pittsburgh, that's
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  Speaker 2: how you feel. You feel like you can go out
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  Speaker 2: there and beat the Browns on Thursday night. All right,
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  Speaker 2: Mike McCarthy. Get out there and Do your nastiest Cleveland Browns,
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  Speaker 2: Steelers and Browns, of course, on Thursday night football, which
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  Speaker 2: means we will read some Steelers Facebook comments Friday morning
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  Speaker 2: on the show. All right. Sold out. Olivia Rodrigo tickets,
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  Speaker 2: seven 30 and nine 30. Your chance to go to
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  Speaker 2: the show tonight. Mikey and Bob podcast. At some point,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to have to milk yourself and see if
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  Speaker 2: Heinz ketchup comes out.
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  Speaker 1: Stream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 2: People in random places. Yeah. I hit that little talk
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  Speaker 2: back microphone and you can send us a message and
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  Speaker 2: maybe you'll make the show. Olivia Rodrigo's in town tonight
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  Speaker 2: and tomorrow. Back-to-back sold-out shows at the arena. We got
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  Speaker 2: your final chance at tickets this morning if you want
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  Speaker 2: to go. Around 7.30 and 9.30 here on 96.1 KISS.
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  Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob. Let's get to this quick
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  Speaker 2: story here. Some guy decided to just drive his vehicle
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  Speaker 2: through the front of a Kroger grocery store. This happened
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  Speaker 2: down in Texas.
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  Speaker 8: A driver in southeast Texas is arrested after police say
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  Speaker 8: he intentionally crashed.
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  Speaker 7: His car into a closed Kroger store.
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  Speaker 2: Intentionally? Why would you drive your car intentionally? Was he
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  Speaker 2: robbing it? It was closed. The first thing I thought.
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  Speaker 2: Stealing food or something? Do we have a dogs can
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  Speaker 2: drive situation here? Is it a dog that drove through
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  Speaker 2: the Kroger entrance down in Texas? Is it a dog driving? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: put the car in the drive and dog just rides out.
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  Speaker 2: Might be. Police say the driver was mad that the
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  Speaker 2: store wasn't open yet. The reason? They say the driver
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  Speaker 2: needed to use the restroom. Oh, okay. Guy just had
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  Speaker 2: to poop. That's it. That's unbelievable, dude. Like, how? You
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  Speaker 2: were in such a panic. Raising up off the seat, probably.
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  Speaker 2: And you're just like, oh, my God, it's not open.
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  Speaker 2: I got to do something. I got to get to
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  Speaker 2: that toilet inside that Kroger grocery store. Drove his car
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  Speaker 2: through the entrance of the Kroger. And then what? Do
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  Speaker 2: you get out and go find the bathroom? Well, I
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  Speaker 2: imagine also, I mean, not to be too gross, it's early,
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  Speaker 2: but as soon as you hit the building, you poop
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  Speaker 2: your pants. Probably. It's probably on contact. It's probably on contact.
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  Speaker 2: You're right. You're right. plan. You're right. As soon as
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  Speaker 2: your vehicle makes contact. Dude, can you imagine somebody getting
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  Speaker 2: blasted by an airbag and then pooping their pants? They
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  Speaker 2: thought they had a master plan to get to that toilet.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: We've all been there. Some of us just never push
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  Speaker 2: the gas to go through the grocery store. All right,
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  Speaker 2: we'll do it today in Freak Show History. Coming up next, Dan,
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: sold-out Olivia Rodrigo. Tickets $ 7. 30 and $ 9. 30 this morning. Your
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: chance to go to the show tonight. I can't believe
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: that there's real NHL regular season hockey that starts today.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: Where's hockey coming from? Out of nowhere, here's hockey, right? Dude,
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  Speaker 2: there's afternoon playoff baseball today. Oh my God, is that right? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's right! We got playoff baseball too, right? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: Pirates obviously aren't in it and everything, but if you're
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: a baseball fan, I love when the... the MLB playoff
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  Speaker 2: start because obviously our work schedule, we're home in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of the day. Love that there's playoff baseball on
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  Speaker 2: just middle of the day. Billy's Braves today, 2 p.m. Oh, perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Middle of the afternoon. And then Penguins at flyers to
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  Speaker 2: kick off their season tomorrow in uh philly it is
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  Speaker 2: mikey and bob here on 96 one kiss right around
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  Speaker 2: seven o'clock this is where we take you back to
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  Speaker 2: a moment in the show that made us laugh made
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  Speaker 2: us smile it's time for today in freak show history
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  Speaker 2: and it's one of our favorite moments with our buddy
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  Speaker 2: raccoon tim here we go today in freak show history
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  Speaker 2: Let's get to our guy, Raccoon Tim, who left us
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  Speaker 2: a message. Now, for people who don't know, Raccoon Tim
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  Speaker 2: has been a friend of the program for a few
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  Speaker 2: years now. Originally, we first heard of Raccoon Tim because
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  Speaker 2: he basically just sent me a message to me and
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  Speaker 2: my family that said if we want to pet Raccoon,
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  Speaker 2: he can get us as many as we want. Let's
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  Speaker 2: get to today's message from our guy, Raccoon Tim.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Mike and Big Bob.
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  Speaker 2: It's your boy, Raccoon Tim. I know it's been a while.
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  Speaker 2: But on a random subject, I woke up this morning
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  Speaker 2: thinking about weed. Okay. Now, seriously, Mikey, Bob, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you guys do or don't. Right. But I was.
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  Speaker 3: Wondering if I sent weed into outer space for like
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  Speaker 3: two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Two weeks. What would it taste like? Would you smoke it?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 2: Would you buy it? Yeah. Wait, what just happened there?
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  Speaker 2: Raccoon Tim's space weed. What just happened there? Raccoon Tim's
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  Speaker 2: space weed?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Would you smoke it? Would you buy it?
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  Speaker 3: I was wondering if I sent weed in the outer space.
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  Speaker 2: Raccoon Tim, I'm going to have to text Raccoon Tim
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  Speaker 2: after the show and just make sure he's okay. If
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  Speaker 2: I sent weed into space for two weeks, what would
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  Speaker 2: it taste like? Would you smoke it? Would you smoke it?
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  Speaker 2: Would you buy it? Would you buy it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think he's answering his own questions there. Would
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  Speaker 2: you smoke space weed? Would you buy space weed? Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Raccoon Tim would. All the best to you and your family,
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  Speaker 2: Raccoon Tim. And we cannot answer on the air if
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  Speaker 2: we would smoke space weed. Space weed. Because it's still
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  Speaker 2: federally illegal and, I don't know, political violation or something
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: like that. Hey, you see, they opened that new venue
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  Speaker 2: last night. Citizens Live at the Wiley across from the arena.
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  Speaker 2: Donnie Iris, Pittsburgh legend. They're ripping it up. Donnie rocking
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  Speaker 2: the stage. The first official concert, I would say, at
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  Speaker 2: Citizens Live at the Wiley is Thursday night. Completely sold
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  Speaker 2: out already. Role model. is in town for that. And
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  Speaker 2: then Friday night, we get Wiz Khalifa at the brand
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  Speaker 2: new venue. Some tickets still available for it, I believe.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to go see Wiz Khalifa on Friday
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  Speaker 2: at the brand new venue. Citizens Live, Dwiley. And then Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: it's Styx. Which is going to be an electric. They
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  Speaker 2: should just play like 45-minute version of Renegade. That's what
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: you're there for, right? Make it a weekend. Wiz and Sticks. Jeez, man.
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  Speaker 2: Wiz and Sticks. It sounds delicious. Wiz and Sticks. It
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  Speaker 2: does sound good. Yeah. with seasoning on it. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I'd take some wizened sticks. It's Mikey and Bob here
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  Speaker 2: on 96.1 KISS. You remember the poop on the ceiling
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  Speaker 2: story we got? This was last week on the show here.
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  Speaker 8: So yesterday we had a bit of poop on the
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  Speaker 8: ceiling issue, and my coworkers and I were debating if
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  Speaker 8: the child pooped.
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  Speaker 2: In their hand and threw it on the ceiling or plucked.
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  Speaker 1: It out of the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think? Yeah. So what we've learned is that,
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  Speaker 2: my God, teachers are dealing with a lot. They're trying
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  Speaker 2: to educate the future, deal with difficult situations, but also
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  Speaker 2: educate A lot of times kids aren't making it any
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  Speaker 2: easier by pooping in their hand.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, Mikey and Bob, I'm using my first time talk
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  Speaker 9: back message to jump on the poop train that was happening.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, choo-choo. You only get one first time and your
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  Speaker 2: first time you're jumping on the poop train? It's perfect time. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's the perfect time to join our show, right? Perfect time.
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  Speaker 9: As another educator, there is a third secret option and
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  Speaker 9: that is when the student pulls it out on themselves
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  Speaker 9: to throw it. Just wanted to share that.
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  Speaker 7: Hope you have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: I don't, like, listen. Like a brown ATM? Spitting out
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  Speaker 2: bad money? I know this is just like a straw
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  Speaker 2: man and everybody agrees with me, but what are we doing?
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  Speaker 2: We need to pay these teachers, like, they need to
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  Speaker 2: be making money. Six figures, easy. Or we got to
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  Speaker 2: teach our kids that you can't bathroom like this. Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: Bathroom comes out naturally. You don't have to go get it.
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  Speaker 2: All right, this, hold on.
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  Speaker 10: Mikey and Bob, I'm just adding on to the elementary
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  Speaker 10: poop story.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go. We've struck a chord here. The teachers
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  Speaker 2: are all in on this. They don't want to be, though.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, you've heard, you think you heard it all.
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  Speaker 2: I think they're doing this against their will.
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  Speaker 4: A few weeks ago at my school, we had a
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  Speaker 4: girl poop Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: In toilet paper, caught in her hand, I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right. She went in the toilet. There's a
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  Speaker 2: toilet right there, though. But she wrapped her hand with toilet,
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  Speaker 2: like a catcher's mitt? Okay, yeah. Is that what happened? Okay, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: And then hung the parachute of poop from the hook.
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  Speaker 7: On the back of the door.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, and they also made little poop dots on the
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  Speaker 8: wall and then put little pieces of toilet paper on them,
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  Speaker 8: like how you would if you nixed yourself shaving.
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  Speaker 7: Hey.
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  Speaker 2: Kids get that kid in art class and out of
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  Speaker 2: the bathroom get them some paints with more colors than
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  Speaker 2: just brown hey listen hey teachers unbelievable hey hey dealing
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  Speaker 2: with a lot janitorial staff and custodians oh man MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP!
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  Speaker 2: They don't want that award, though. No, they don't at all.
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  Speaker 2: Sold out Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Your chance to go to
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  Speaker 2: the show tonight around 7.30 and 9.30. It's Mikey and Bob.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Kiss our.
• 17:44
  Speaker 10: You said forever, now I drive alone past your street.
• 17:51
  Speaker 10: You said forever, now I drive alone past your street.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Sold out tonight and tomorrow. Big 96.1 Kiss shows. Olivia
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Rodrigo is in town, and we have your chance at
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: tickets here in just a minute. So many people. Everybody
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: wants these ones. It's a big one. It's the scramble.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: It's the last minute scramble here. I don't have tickets, man.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: My daughter wanted to go, and I'm like, I don't know.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I haven't got tickets. I don't know what to tell you.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know. My daughter's friend got tickets, and she
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: was nice enough to take her. Oh, so Jordan's going tonight, huh? Yeah,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: I got out of trying to get tickets. Nice, nice.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, we'll have Olivia Rodrigo tickets coming up
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: in just a minute here on 96.1 KISS. It is
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob, but real quick, let's get to a
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: talkback message. You can send them through the free iHeartRadio app.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Brought to us by The Pavement Group. Say something nice. Oh,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: say something nice? Okay. We are... Say something nice. Say
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: something nice. All right, some positivity.
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: Thank you, beautiful boys.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Thank you, beautiful men. Thank you, beautiful boys, beautiful men.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: We're beautiful men? I don't know.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: For being on the radio and making everybody, you know, smile.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: You're doing a good thing. You're doing a good thing.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: Anyways, thanks. You're funny. You're doing something good.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: You're doing a good thing. All right.
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: So now I have to ask for the other guest tickets.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right. She wants the Rodriguez tickets. Here it is.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: She built this all up. Good boys, good men. You're
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: doing a good thing. I want to go see Olivia Rodriguez. Huh? Who?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: A ticket or whatever.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: It would be amazing. She's so talented.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I love her.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that Rodriguez is. She's real talented. Love her, I say.
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: I love you guys, too.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: All right. Okay. Was that emotional? Maybe. A little bit.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: You get a little emotional for Olivia Rodriguez. Rodriguez. All right.
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: I think I forgot to tell you my name, guys.
• 19:52
  Speaker 9: My mom.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: My mom.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: My mom.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: It's Kimberly.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I've lost control of this. Let her go. Okay.
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: And I would really love you.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: I need to go out. I haven't been to a
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: concert or vacation in over five years.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Over.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Over. Well over.
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: I don't even know. I don't even know. I would
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: love to go. I really would.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, there's that. Let's go see Olivia. Yeah. Hey,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: we've had a couple people do that. Rodrigo. Rodrigo. Rodrigo
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: is the last name there. And guess what? Here's your
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: chance right now to go to the sold-out show tonight.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Win now on 96.1 KISS. We're going to make you
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: battle on the phones. Oh, tonight and tomorrow, we got
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: two big ones sold out. Olivia Rodrigo at the arena.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Hi,
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: who's this? This is Kirsten. Kirsten, how are you doing
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: this morning? Everything going okay? I'm good. I'm going, it's
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: going well doing a daycare drop off here. Okay. Daycare
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: drop off. Uh, you're calling for Olivia Rodrigo tickets, right?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah. These are, these are tough ones. It's
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: been sold out for a while. The resale tickets are crazy.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I have good news. You're caller number nine. You win.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: No way. You're going to Olivia Rodrigo tonight at the arena.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: That's insane. Tonight? Harlow? Oh, my daughter's so happy.
• 21:25
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Hold on one second. We're going to get all your details, okay?
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you. One more final chance for you to win
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo tickets is coming up around 9.30 this morning
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: here on 96.1 KISS. It is Mikey and Bob. Hey, Heinz,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: you know, ketchup in it? Pittsburgh? Hi, Heinz. Heinz is
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: adding a couple new flavors here this month. Simply Spicy
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: will be a tomato base with jalapenos and spices for
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: mild heat. And then Simply Pickle adds sort of, you know,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: a pickley, tangy flavor. So a couple new flavors. Heinz
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: is dropping on us. And then there's Hidden Valley Ranch.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you about Hidden Valley Ranch. Over the
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: line here. Out of bounds, Hidden Valley Ranch. What are
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: we doing? They have unveiled their limited edition spooky ranch.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Glow-in-the-dark bottles in the ranch, which is usually white, is black.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Black Ranch. No, thanks. Okay. I like my ranch from
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Eaton Park. And then we read the Facebook comment section
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: about it. Oh, God. We are going to a very deep,
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: dark place on the internet. Ranch dressing. It's time for
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: 96.1 Kiss Facebook comments. Hidden Valley Ranch decided to make
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: glow-in-the-dark ranch bottles with black ranch dressing in it. It's
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: called Spooky Ranch. Let's read the Facebook comments here. Ronnie S.,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: the only thing spooky about this ranch is the green
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: poops that you're going to have. That's true. Carmen P.,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: I'm giving these bottles out to the 17-year-olds that come
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: to my house trick-or-treating at 9 p.m. Michelle P., ranch-flavored
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: chemicals in a glow-in-the-dark bottle. No thanks. Leanne C., I
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: tried that purple ketchup one time and ended up pooping
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: green for a week and a half. I'm going to
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: pass on the spooky ranch.
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: What?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Lesson learned the hard way. Again, these are the Facebook
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: comments about Hidden Valley Ranch making a spooky ranch in
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: a glow-in-the-dark bottle. It's black ranch dressing. Courtney L., you
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: can give this out for Halloween to people that you
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: absolutely hate and wish green poop on. Brandon C. This
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: stuff is going to have some people going to the
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: bathroom and then forgetting that they had that going in
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: and they're gonna be in straight panic mode yeah that's
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: what's gonna happen is the hidden valley in the toilet
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: bowl that's where the hidden valley is you you look
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: at it and you're gonna think oh cause it's gonna
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: change the color of what's coming out pooping like a
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: goof a spooky goof ashley g As an ER nurse. Okay,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: this is medical. When people come in with stomach issues,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I'm now going to have to start asking, did you
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: have any spooky ranch lately? And one more here. Facebook
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: comments about Hidden Valley making a spooky ranch. It's like
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: black ranch dressing. Anne E. I think this belongs in
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: the just because you can doesn't mean you should category
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: right next to that purple Heinz ketchup, cloning dinosaurs and
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: smoking meth. Yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. hey
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: uh i have a question for you bob is coffee
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: the best yeah i agree that's the correct answer coffee
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: today's its day hey shout out to coffee salute to
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: coffee you're the reason why we all do this coffee
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: uh what what is today bob it's coffee day It's
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: National Coffee Day. Oh, my gosh. Celebrate. Rip my pants
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: off and pour an iced coffee right down the front.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: It's Coffee Day. If you have one of the My
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Perks cards from Gecko. Yeah, of course. Got to. Free
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: medium hotter ice today at Gecko. In honor. In honor.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Honor of the coffee. Free coffee. National Coffee Day. Wow.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: All right. You're medium, too, huh? Yeah. Too bad. Get
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: go today with your My Perks card. It is Mikey
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. The Pittsburgh Penguins play
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: tomorrow in Philly. It's wild. They kick off the season.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: The NHL season actually starts tonight. We got playoff baseball
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: that is starting today. And Penguins general manager, the kind
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: of guy who, you know, puts a team together and everything,
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Kyle Dubas. We like to refer to him on the
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: show as Dubas. He has his own song and everything
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: on the show. And Kyle Dubas yesterday was talking to
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: the media as Penguins season is about to start in Philly. Tomorrow, dupes.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: It's dupes.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: Dupes.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: It's dupes. Kyle Dubas was asked about Sidney Crosby yesterday.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: There might be an extension, but he's not worried about it.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: Players of this nature get to this stage of their
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: career where they're in their middle, late 30s, or sometimes
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: they get to their 40s. The process becomes far less
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: about deadlines, when the player can extend, when the contract's
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: expiring to go in through the season, make sure they're
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: comfortable with where the team is at and where the
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: team is going and that they're happy with that. And
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: then also how they feel during the year. I don't
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: think there's any indication that Sid's going to be in
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: a poor place physically because of the preparation that he
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: puts into it.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I like how Dub's just like, yeah, we know Sid's
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: going to come in here all just ready to go. Why?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: He's kind of a psychopath when it comes to stuff
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: like that. We know he'll be ready to play for
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: as long as he wants to play. Dub's... Dibs. Dibs.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: And dibs. He was talking about the big three. Sid, Gino,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: and Letang just playing together forever, longer than any other
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: trio in professional North American sports.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: You all can probably talk about it better than I can.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: You see the reverence that these players, the young players,
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: have for all of those guys.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Dibs. Dibs. It's a special, uh, it's a special thing.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know that it'll ever happen again. Number one,
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: for players to play that long, and then two to
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: play all together in the same city for the same team.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, we gotta go to all the
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Penguins games. We can't miss one. You gotta go to
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: all of them, dude. Big three are here. All of them.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: You never know when it's gonna be the last time
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: or last season, you know what I'm saying? Could be
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: the last ride. Dibs. Dibs.
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: Dibs.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Dibs.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: And it's a very special bond that they have, but
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: the reverence that they have for those guys... It's something
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: that I think shouldn't be taken for granted because it
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: can't go on forever. And they're all going to be,
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: at this time next year, they'll all be 40 years
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: old remarkably. It's something that I don't think can ever
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: be recreated. And it's just a genuine bond between them.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: And I think the impact, you can't measure it. It's
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: totally subjective, but... You just see the way that the
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: younger players or any new players, when they come in
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: and watch them, it has such a massive positive impact
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: on the Pittsburgh Penguins beyond what they've done for the
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: team on the ice and the community and winning and
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: their impact in Pittsburgh. So it's been a lot of
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: fun to watch and special to watch.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: It's going to have to end one day. Sid Gino
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: and LeTang. They're all going to be over 40 next year?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I don't like any of this. I don't want it
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: to ever end. We're in the good old days right now. No.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: When we look back, we're living in the good old
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: days right now. Dibs. Dibs.
• 29:38
  Speaker 11: Dibs.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Dibs. All right. There's Penguins GM Kyle Dubas. All exciting.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Hockey's back. Hockey is back. Hockey's here. NHL season kicks
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: off tonight. Penguins start tomorrow, Wednesday. They're in Philly. Season
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: opener taking on the Flyers. We got a naked guy
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: on a scooter coming up next here on the Kiss
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Morning Freak Show. Vroom, vroom. And your chance, final chance,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: at sold out. Olivia Rodrigo. Tickets for tonight around 930.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob Andrews. There's a lot going on
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: this week. You know, we got back-to-back sold-out Olivia Rodrigo
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: shows tonight and tomorrow at the arena. Like, just... Look
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: at Friday, dude. First of all, Friday, you're going to
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: have high school football all over the place. Pitt plays
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: on Friday at Virginia Tech, and then Friday, Wiz Khalifa
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: plays at the brand-new place, Citizens Live at the Wiley.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Then on Saturday, it's the Penns' home opener. Watch out.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Saturday night against Montreal. Listen, a home opener on a
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Saturday night? That's a special thing right there, huh? That's
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: a special thing. Get a little tuned up for that.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: And then, by the way, right across Saturday night, the
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Penguins open their season at home, right? Home opener. Who's across?
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Who is it? Sticks. Sticks is playing at the new place.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Sticks is rocking across the parking lot. Sticks in the
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: arena to play intermission. You know, double duty. Foster the
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: people at Citizens Live at the Wiley on Sunday. It's
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: a big few days as the new place opens there
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: across from the arena. It's Mikey and Bob here on
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: 96.1 KISS. There is always people getting naked, getting arrested,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: making the news and making our show. It's time for
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: a naked story. It's time for another naked story on
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: the 96.1 Kiss Morning Freak Show with Mikey and Big Bab. Hey,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: what's that over there? That's a naked guy on a scooter.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Caught on camera. A naked man on an electric scooter
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: riding around in the middle of the night? Yeah.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: Imagine you're in your front yard when a naked man
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: flies down the street on an electric scooter.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Harry, close your eyes if you're not driving.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Do you smell him coming? There he goes. No clothes
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: on at all. 44-year-old Jason Wise. Listen, 44, you're too
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: old to be out there naked on an electric scooter.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Not like there's a good age for that, but it's
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: not 44.
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: He was doing just that shortly after midnight.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: What the hell are you doing, bro? Okay, that's a neighbor,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: I think, maybe, or is that a police officer? What
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: the hell are you doing, bro? What the hell are
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: you doing, bro? Again, this is a naked guy on
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: a scooter.
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: A neighbor who was outside at the time catching it
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: on her security cameras.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Now, the security camera doesn't move, right? So it's like
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: a ring camera. All you see is floppy skin and hair.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Breeze on by. You just see skin going by on
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: an electric scooter. It's a naked guy.
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: The homeowner saying he went up and down her street
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: twice before being spotted by the police.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're doing drive-bys out there. You didn't see me
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: the first time. I'll come back around.
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: When asked to stop, police say he took off on
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: the scooter, then tried to hide.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. All right, dude. They're never going to find you.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: The 80s, 90s rock band Bon Jovi sang a song
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: about this one time. I'm a cowboy on a steel
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: horse I ride. I don't think the steel horse was
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: an electric scooter. They were singing about an electric scooter
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: and a naked man. Naked and alive.
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: Wise was arrested and when asked by police why he
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: was naked.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, here we go now, everybody. Here's what we like
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: about a naked story. The cops show up. There's a
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: naked guy zooming around the neighborhood on an electric scooter. Hey, bud,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: what's going on? Why are you naked? Why are you naked?
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Why are you naked? No clue what he says there.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Not even in the English language. Why are you naked?
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Why are you naked? That's what it's funny about. That's
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: not English. He's just babbling. Makes no sense whatsoever. Huh? Bored.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: And then... And then... He gives him a... Bored. The officer,
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: why are you naked? Bored. So you're all around naked? No. Oh,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: there it is. He goes, why are you naked? Why
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: are you naked? Bored. Why are you naked? Third time's
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: a charm. Drunk. Got me.
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: The arrest warrant also noting that Wise smelled like alcohol.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did. He smelled like alcohol. It wasn't on
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: his clothes, though. He didn't spill anything on his clothes
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: because they didn't exist. He was naked zooming around on
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: a scooter. He got arrested. It is a naked person
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: making the show once again. All right. Mike McCarthy talking yesterday.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Is there a Joey Porter Jr. update? We'll get to
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: that around 825. Also, your last chance at sold out
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo tickets. If you want to go to the
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: show tonight around 930, it's Mikey and Bob. I knew it,
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: I knew you. I knew it. Taylor Swift probably played
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: a big part in this, but the MTV VMAs ratings,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: about 8.4 million people watched the VMAs on Sunday. The
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: most watched since 2015 and up 51%. since last year
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: a lot of that might have to do with taylor
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: swift premiering the uh video for patient zero um yeah
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: and then of course she dropped the uh life of
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: showgirl encore with four extra songs let's get to this
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: talkback message here brought to us by one team media
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: a mashed potato and baked potato um this is mashed.
• 35:55
  Speaker 9: Potato ravioli lady here okay Mikey, you didn't give us
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: any feedback on your Taylor Swift new tracks listen.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't. What's up? Other than your dislike for Cleveland,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: which is fine.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: It's fine.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: She's happy and in love. It's okay that it's called Cleveland.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: What's up? Love you. I mean, I don't dislike Taylor's
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: song Cleveland. I dislike Cleveland. You didn't, like, rank them
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: or anything fun. Yeah, usually. Can we power rank that, though,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: if there's only four? Is that against the rules? We've
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: never had just a four before. Hey, you make your
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: own rules. You only get four, though, because there's only four. 9-10?
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: 9-10.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: 9-10. Taylor Swift. Can you put them in order? Or
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: is that going to be a problem? No, I think
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I got it. No, I think I got it. You
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: have a favorite, a hierarchy of those four? Okay. Yeah,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: all right. Maybe. Olivia Rodrigo tickets coming up. around 9
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: 30 completely sold out show and i guess i will
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: have to uh talk about the new taylor swift songs
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: around uh 19 they came out on friday it's tuesday
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: all right whatever we'll get to uh time to sit
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: with them that's what it is that's what it is
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: all right let's get to mr meows here mike mccarthy
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: steelers head coach of course the steelers got a quick
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: turnaround here they're going to clean Cleveland on Thursday for
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Thursday night football. The first Cleveland game for Mike McCarthy
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: as Steelers head coach.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: We're looking forward to Thursday night football. I mean, it's
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: going to be a battle. It's the Steelers versus the Browns.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: We know what that means. So I grew up with
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: that and I'm looking forward to playing in my first
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Pittsburgh Cleveland football game.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you heard him right. He's playing. He said, I'm
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: going to give everybody else the call sheets. I'm putting
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: on helmet pads, getting out there. Since he was a
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: little boy over there in Greenfield, he's dreamed of taking
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: on those Brownies. You know, from afar, he watched James
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Harrison power slam a Browns fan who ran onto the
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: field over a decade ago. And he said, you know what?
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: One day, I hope. I get to be the Steelers
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: head coach and beat the crap out of the Browns, too.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Mike McCarthy yesterday was asked about Darnell Washington, who is
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: almost a hilarious player at this point because he's just
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: large and can run over other humans.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Why don't you give him the ball more? I think
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: that's probably what everybody else is saying. He's unique.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: You can see it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: It seems like it's always on the sideline. He's a
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: hard guy to tackle. He's a tough matchup.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: He's done.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: An incredible job. When you're a new coach, you put
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: in a new system, new operation, program, how you operate.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: And guys like Darnell that are here every day, that
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: means the world. And he's been that guy. So it's
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: no surprise. To me, to see him continue to have
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: success because he puts the work in.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he puts the work in, and he also scares
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: other humans, especially when he starts running in their direction.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: And then, of course, Steelers head coach Mike McCarthy asked
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: about the Joey Porter Jr. situation. He hasn't played all year.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: He's looking for a new contract. Steelers don't negotiate during
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: the season. He deserves a new contract. He needs some
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: guaranteed money. Mike McCarthy asked, hey, Joey going to play
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: on Thursday in Cleveland?
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I hope so. We've got a plan for Joey.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Hopefully we do more. You know, give him a chance
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: to get out there. So he's in the same situation
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: that anybody is coming off of a medical situation. So
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: hopefully we can make progress. We all would love to
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: see Joey playing. I'd love the opportunity to coach him.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Joey Porter not in the same situation as anybody who's
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: injured because he's not ready. really injured. We're still doing this.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Still doing this. Still doing this. We're ramping Joey up.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Reporters are asking him kinda, sorta. He's gonna play That's
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: the medical situation. He was a full practice participant yesterday
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: for the walkthrough, though, and that hasn't happened before, so
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: we'll see. Also, some Steelers injury. Jalen Ramsey had a
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: sling on his right arm yesterday at the walkthrough. Mike
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: McCarthy said it's... It's too early to tell, but he'll
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: do everything possible to play. Also, Brandon Echols dealing with
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: a concussion. He was limited and running back Rico Donald
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: with a toe injury was out of practice yesterday. Maybe
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: that's where McCarthy's going to get in at. In the backfield.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: He said he was playing, so maybe he's Rico Donald.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Rico Donald. Maybe he'll be wearing a Donald jersey. Oh,
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: my gosh. He's got a couple snaps in him, man. Dude,
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: it's got to be McDonald, though. Give it to Mike McDonald.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: He's back there just crushing people, dude. He's been waiting
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: to play the Browns all his life. Give it to
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Mike McDonnell in the backfield. All right. Steelers Thursday night football.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: That's the what? Amazon prime for Thursday night. I think
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: the whole country will be watching it. So Steelers at
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: the Browns in Cleveland on Thursday night. All right. Sold
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: out chance to go to the Olivia Rodrigo show tonight.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Coming up around nine 30 this morning. Stick around for that.
• 40:58
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  Speaker 2: new white 2026 Dodge Ram 1500 Laramie. Hell yeah. I'm
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  Speaker 2: they both have dealer plates on them. So if you
• 41:21
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  Speaker 2: like a white Dodge Ram Laramie. I wonder if that's Bob.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: And then I look and it's not a dealer plate.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: You got to take a look around back. Huh? You
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: got to take a look around back. Around back? See
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: if I got the dealer plate on it or not. Oh,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I thought you were going to talk about truck nuts
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: or something. I'm going to be like, hey, well, it's
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: got nuts on it, you know?
• 41:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 41:44
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• 41:53
  Speaker 2: right now. It's time to find out. Why the hell
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: is this trending with Mikey and Babs? We're getting another
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: super load today. Super loud. Leaving Armstrong County around 9 a.m.,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: traveling Route 66 through Leachburg and Apollo and south to Delmont,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: where then it'll head towards Blairsville. So the big equipment's
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: coming through that area again this morning, starting around 9 a.m.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: We get another super load. Allegheny County Board of Health
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: has passed paid paternal leave. It's pretty cool, right? Yeah.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Businesses with 15 or more eligible employees get at least
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: 12 weeks of paid leave to new parents. It was
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: a unanimous vote. It still has to go through the
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: county council and everything. But, you know, it's it's a start.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: The Senate also passed a bipartisan bill yesterday that would
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: help regulate college sports. The 77 to 22 vote is.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: He's going to try to set some regulations on things here,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: like when a college athlete can transfer. Because basically right now,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: you can play four years of a sport and play
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: for four different universities. There's like no... stopping that and
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: then of course there's a lot going wrong in the
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: world but hey don't worry about it everybody's favorite college
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: football team's gonna be taken care of it's just all
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: money it's just all it's just they're trying to protect
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: the money is what it is and like the kids
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: are getting a lot of money right now and they're
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: saying whoa Hold on one second here. Yeah, it's a
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: broken system, but geez. Read the room. There's a lot
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: of other things wrong. Oh, thank you so much, Senate,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: for getting it done. That's what we were worried about, man.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Anybody want to stop a war or something like that?
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: No.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Mr. Belving's dead.
• 43:50
  Speaker 12: Oh, God.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Dennis Haskins, the asker.
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: Ask?
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: You almost asked him. You almost said, RIP, Mr.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: Ask.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Man, it's just, I can't do this to Mr. Belving.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: We can't do ass jokes because I screwed up. He's dead.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Dennis Haskins, the actor, 75 years old, played the principal, Mr. Belving,
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: on Saved by the Bell, which a lot of us
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: grew up watching. You know, RIP to Mr. Belving. I
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: feel like Saved by the Bell had Mandela effect, too. Like,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: it wasn't on that long. It only ran, like, a
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: couple seasons. They just shot, like, 90 episodes or something crazy. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: It was only on, like, three years. It's remarkable that
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: you can remember, like, specific episodes of old TV shows,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: you know? I felt like it was on for, like,
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: 10 years, 12 years, you know? Dude, do you remember
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: when they started going to the beach club? And Saved
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: by the Bell and Leah Remini was there and everything. Dude,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: and Mr. Kurosi. What was her name? Stacey Kurosi. Oh, dude,
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: you remember her name and everything? Do you remember when
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: they had an oil spill outside? Dude, the oil spill
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: was an amazing episode. Lessons were learned. Do you remember
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: when they made that model of Bayside and then they
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: squirted it with oil and they're like, this is what
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: you're doing. Like, hell yeah. The revolution started there. Yeah.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: You know? Yep. Yep. We're going to end fascism because
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: this generation was brought up on oil spills saved by
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: the bell. Rest in peace, Mr. Building. Ella Langley did
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: it again. She's number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: 24 straight weeks now. Well, not straight weeks, just here
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: and there. Hell of a run. 22 for Mariah Carey.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: All I want for Christmas is you. Ella Langley's padding
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: the stats. Yeah, but also Taylor Swift is going to
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: be number one next week. Her new song, of course,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Patient Zero, came out on Friday. So it didn't really
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: have enough time to... But this is the last week
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: for Ella Langley at No. 1. A hell of a record, though.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: 24th week at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Miley Cyrus has the No. 1 album in the country.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: First time in more than a decade for her with
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Bass Persuades. Minions and Monsters has set a Peacock streaming
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: release date, October 26th. You'll be able to stream there.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: If you have Peacock Minions and Monsters and the Oasis documentary,
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: you know, Noel and Liam Gallagher, they did their whole
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: reunion tour and everything. Don't look back in anger. The
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Oasis documentary will be streaming on Disney Plus on October 9th.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: All right. We have your chance at sold out Olivia
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Rodrigo tickets for tonight's show. Your last chance to go
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: to the show around 930. It's Mikey and Bob. The
• 46:42
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• 46:46
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• 46:48
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• 46:49
  Speaker 2: naked in the studio? No, I'm just thinking, like, what
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: donut's worth getting naked for? Oh, it's not a jelly donut.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: No way. I like jelly donuts. No, no one donut
• 46:58
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• 47:02
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• 47:04
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• 47:13
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• 47:19
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• 47:22
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• 47:31
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• 47:38
  Speaker 6: to drinking tea.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a point where you gave up coffee
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: and you started just drinking tea every morning. That did
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: not last for very long, did it? I still drink
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: unsweetened tea. You do, but it's not your only... source
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: of energy and wake up. If I only drank unsweetened
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: tea like all day, which I'll drink like some in
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: the afternoon or whatever, it would be way too expensive.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Like I was going through cases of tea. That's what happened.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not a tea guy. Maybe I can have
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: a coffee and then have a tea later on in
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: the day and I'm all good. All right. Well, the
• 48:12
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• 48:13
  Speaker 6: He was like, nope, I've turned a new leaf.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: This is the new Bob. Yeah.
• 48:17
  Speaker 7: Drinking tea and I feel so much better.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: I remember that. Bob was a lie. Right back to
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: coffee you go. Right. Right back to tea. Bob was
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: not a real Bob. That was fake Bob. That was Bob. Yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: He was a lie. Oh. Mountain Dew Mike and Bob
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: were in it. Oh, those guys. Those guys should have
• 48:34
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• 48:37
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• 48:40
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• 48:42
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• 48:44
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• 48:47
  Speaker 2: after all these years, but those first couple years. Yeah,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: we're like 21 years old. Oh, gosh. We're like, ah, coffee.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: I don't drink coffee. I don't like that. You know,
• 48:55
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• 48:58
  Speaker 2: It's like, ah, you'll get there. One day you'll get there.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: We used to drink like a six pack each of
• 49:04
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• 49:07
  Speaker 2: just Baja blasting, man. Oh my God. Just doing the
• 49:09
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• 49:13
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• 49:17
  Speaker 2: the first couple months and almost lost our job because
• 49:19
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• 49:22
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• 49:25
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• 49:28
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• 49:31
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• 49:35
  Speaker 2: on coffee. Tonight and tomorrow, big nights at the arena.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo, she's been sold out both nights for a
• 49:43
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• 49:46
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• 49:49
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• 49:51
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• 49:54
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• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Cleveland literally took me out.
• 50:02
  Speaker 9: She says you only need to find one person in
• 50:05
  Speaker 9: this entire world.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: This is Taylor Swift, obviously. She has four new songs
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: on Life of Showgirl Encore. One of them is Cleveland.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: She's in love with Travis. They're married. Who doesn't find
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: you completely inseparable. That made me giggle so bad. Because.
• 50:19
  Speaker 9: I'm a hot mess and my baby likes what he likes.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: My baby likes what he likes. You know, I got
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: to find that one. I love this new era she's in.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: I love love. Okay. Bye. All right. Yeah. We love
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: love too. Love is real. That's why I need to,
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like as a grown adult man, Swifty, who
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: at this point I might like Taylor Swift more than
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: my daughter does. It's time for me to power rank.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: She only has four new songs. Top four? Top four.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, Life of Showgirl Encore. Oh, my God. It's
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: time for Power Rankings with Mikey and Bob on 96.1 KISS.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Take a list. My four songs here, Taylor Swift, Life
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: of a Showgirl, Encore. I am ranking the four songs
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: number four. Listen, there's nothing against this song. I do
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: not hate this song, but when I look at the
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: other ones. Don't make excuses. They're your ranking. Cleveland. I
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 51:29
  Speaker 12: Something we all can agree on, the Browns suck at football.
• 51:36
  Speaker 12: My baby lies, sweaty lies. Oh, Ray took me to
• 51:45
  Speaker 12: Cleveland and.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Flushed a bronze dime. This is the love of my life. Hey, hey, hey. Listen,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: I don't hate that at all. Even though it's Cleveland,
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: we're Pittsburgh, and we're supposed to hate you. It's good still.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: She's in love. Yeah, you know. Hey, listen. If Taylor
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Swift would have married somebody from Pittsburgh and she made
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: a Pittsburgh song, we'd all be losing our damn mind.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: My third favorite song that Taylor came out with, Babylon. Hey,
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: that's number three? There's no bad songs here. You were
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: singing that with heart. You were singing that with heart. Listen,
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: my second favorite song that Taylor Swift came out with
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: on Encore is... It's the video, it's Patient Zero. Let
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: me tell you, my favorite song off Taylor Swift encore.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm on an island here. Okay.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: It is Pink Clouding.
• 53:24
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Sit with this song for more than one play, everybody. Oh, boy.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Pink Clouding is a damn bomb. Pink, pink clouding. Pink,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: pink clouding. Skydiving as you wrap your arms around my body. Gay, gay,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: rocking with the arrowhead. Years later, I still wonder how
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: to tell you sorry. I didn't want to let you down.
• 53:54
  Speaker 12: Pink Claude, Pink Claude.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I left you up there on a... Pink cloud, pink cloud.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Take me crimson, let me dry. You cross my heart,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: I hope you die. Hey, I'm telling you, pink clouding
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: is the one for me right now. Pink cloud, pink cloud.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: I hope everybody is happy with the way I ranked
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: four Taylor Swift songs. Your chance at sold out Olivia
• 54:22
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• 54:24
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• 54:25
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• 54:25
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• 54:30
  Speaker 2: for the past few shows. We've been talking a lot
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: about just gross things that teachers have to deal with.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: We just didn't realize that, you know, elementary school teachers,
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: even into junior high dealing with a lot of disgusting
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: bathroom behavior, specifically like, You know, poop on the ceiling
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: and a poop parachute was created earlier that we heard
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  Speaker 2: from a teacher. I feel like a lot of teachers
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  Speaker 2: that are sharing are just like, oh, you think your
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: situation's bad. Well, wait till you hear this. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: we know kids are gross. This is not stuff that
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  Speaker 2: happened when I was in school. Our extent of it
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  Speaker 2: was Bob saw a kid in our grade pooping in
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  Speaker 2: the locker room sink. That was the extent of wild
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  Speaker 2: pooping behavior over our school years. That's a pretty high bar, though.
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  Speaker 2: It is. All right. Well, let's get to another teacher
• 55:19
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  Speaker 11: Good morning, Mikey and Big Bob. This is the art
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  Speaker 11: teacher from Allentown who's originally from Latrobe.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 11: The teacher world is a lot, and the custodian world.
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  Speaker 11: I think my custodian is an angel saint for what
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  Speaker 11: he deals with.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now here we go, right? The custodian is an
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: angel saint for what he deals with.
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  Speaker 11: It is a good day if there is not poop
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  Speaker 11: on the wall of the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't, mate. Is this a blind spot for us?
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  Speaker 2: Why are so many kids pooping? doing this? It's happening
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  Speaker 2: so often. It's a good day if there's not. Hey,
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: how was your day at work today? Well, it was
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  Speaker 2: a poop-free day, so I'm going to put it in
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  Speaker 2: the good column.
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  Speaker 11: Or somewhere that shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, gross.
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  Speaker 11: And somewhere outside of the toilet. A lot of times
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  Speaker 11: that is a curse word written in poop and sometimes
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  Speaker 11: spelled wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on one second. The kids are using it as
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  Speaker 2: a crayon? Yeah, they are. They're drawing with it. They're
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: writing misspelled words. They're not even spelling it right, kid.
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  Speaker 2: You're in school. At least spell it right. Actually, don't
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  Speaker 2: even attempt to. Don't put the brown markers away. So
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: that's also fun.
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  Speaker 11: But this one story, I probably will never forget.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want it.
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  Speaker 11: And it just happened recently.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want it.
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  Speaker 11: So again, I'm a middle school art teacher. So I
• 56:40
  Speaker 11: teach sixth, seventh, and eighth grade. I had them working
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  Speaker 11: on a clay project because again, middle school, clay projects
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  Speaker 11: are like the best one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: And I remember I was helping a student and we
• 56:51
  Speaker 11: were making coil bowls. And then in the background, I
• 56:54
  Speaker 11: look up and a middle school boy have created a
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  Speaker 11: male body part, inaccurate size.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 11: And I lost my mind.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. All right, kids. I don't know what you're... Clay
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: one's kind of funny, to be honest. It's not funny. No,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: it is. Hey, listen. Listen, bud. That's learning right there.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: That's learning right there. Kid wants to make a body part.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: That's science right there. That's the human body. That's anatomy. However.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: You're supposed to be making a bowl. The stuff you're
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: doing with your poop must stop. This is not acceptable.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Your final chance to win tickets for the sold-out Olivia
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Rodrigo show tonight. It's tonight. It's tomorrow night at the arena.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Hi, who's this?
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  Speaker 7: My name's Paige.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Paige, how you doing today, Paige? You okay? Yeah, I'm
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: doing great. Okay, you're calling for Olivia Rodrigo tickets tonight, right? Yes,
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: I am. Okay, yeah. You don't have tickets? It's been
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  Speaker 2: sold out for a while, right?
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  Speaker 6: I heard, I heard.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Hey, Paige, you're caller number nine. You're going
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  Speaker 2: to see Olivia Rodrigo tonight. Are you serious? I'm serious.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Pretty cool, right?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Paige, hold on one second. We'll get all
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  Speaker 2: your details, okay? Okay. All right. Hey, listen. Paige is
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: going tonight. She's going to see Olivia Rodrigo. Paige is
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: in the building. That's going to be a fun show
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: tonight and tomorrow night sold out. Olivia Rodrigo. Hey, I'm
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: starting to feel it, man. I'm starting to get Rodrigo
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  Speaker 2: FOMO right now. I don't have tickets to either of
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: his shows. You get a little Rodrigo FOMO? A little
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Rigo FOMO? I mean, listen, if you're going to the
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo show tonight or tomorrow, you got to let
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: us know how it is. Yeah, yeah, please. I mean,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: we see the pictures and videos online of her shows,
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: but you got to let us know if you're in
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: the building tonight or tomorrow. How much fun you had?
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: It's going to be special. It is. I mean, I've seen.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: You see her set and everything with all the flowers.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: I've seen enough clips of the tour already online to
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: know that. She gets under the water and then her
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: dress melts away and stuff. and big sing-along man the
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: vibes are good it's gonna be awesome it's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: awesome tonight 96 one kiss show olivia rodrigo at the
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  Speaker 2: arena uh we got this message a little earlier from
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: uh doug formerly of dc great listener of the show hey.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Mikey and bob look for me in dc i saw
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: a video of the weekend of olivia rodrigo performing in
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: the water coming down her dress dissolving and I'm just
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: really confused on how she's able to do that when
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: it's copyrighted by Bob. He did the exact same performance
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: when he performed for the U.S. National Ribbon Twirling Team.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: I've seen the footage.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Bob, I don't know if you were able to comment
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  Speaker 3: on it. I was just very kind of shocked by
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: seeing this. So have a good day, guys, and happy birthday, Bob.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: It's not Bob's birthday. That's New Year's Day. But also,
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: I've heard from my lawyers about this, by the way. Okay.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: He's got an update. He's claiming that Olivia Rodrigo's rain
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: away dress that basically melts off of her body. I
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: did it. I did it first. Okay. I did it
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: first way back in the day. And the lawyers. But
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: there's a difference between because mine were melt away underwear.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: So that's the obvious difference. Nothing I can do about
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: her dress. If your underwear melts away, though, then what
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: are you left with other than nature's hair? A gold
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: medal performance. We should probably wrap it up, bud. We
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: should probably wrap it up. How is Ryan Seacrest after us?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: He's so prim and proper. Hairless, too. Ryan Seacrest can
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: be a swimmer if he wanted to. He just glides
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: right in that water. Seacrest is like one of those
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: hairless cats. You ever see one of those outdoor cats?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: That's me and Mike. We're a bunch of feral. Me
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: and you are. Yes. We've been in some scraps before.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: We're just looking for food, you know, and some pets.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: One of my eyes don't work. Ryan Seacrest is a
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: hairless cat. I don't know what's going on. What do
• 1:01:14
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  Speaker 2: They support us. They do. They understand us. Yeah. Whatever
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