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TWR Wednesday | The GRAND Return To YouTube · The Whitfield Report

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  The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
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  speech that we have to put up with.
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  It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
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  It is the coursing lifeblood of human protests.
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  It is the instigator of liberty and modernity and science and
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  understanding. What a laughingstock today's
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  student leaders are that they can so casually dismiss the
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  right to be offensive without realizing that their lovely,
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  enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who gave offence.
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  Offensiveness is not just something we have to
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  begrudgingly accept. Offensiveness is the motor of
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  human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  to Offend media studios in sunny South Florida, bringing you the
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  latest in politics, current events, art and pop culture.
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  So as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted 3 years
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  ago. My God, my grandfather Robert
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  Janua, like he was not a perfect man, no man is, but he he
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  believed strongly in the principles that made this
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  country great he really encouraged me to do my best.
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  He was in my corner. He didn't have the always the
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  best relationship with his children, but later in the life
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  he he really made amends with them, especially with my mother.
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  He was, you know, fortunately he lived long enough to see my mom
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  beat cancer before he died. So that was a blessing.
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  And believe me, she gets, you know, what her strong wilderness
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  from, you know, him, which is where I get it from.
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  I think honestly, you know, by her.
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  And, you know, when he passed, I'm kind of having to, you know,
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  amend this a bit. But when he passed, we were
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  still in the Biden presidency. But he believed that America
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  would come back. In fact, he kind of predicted
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  that Trump would run again and win again.
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  And boy, Grandpa, you were right.
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  So to kind of conclude my eulogy of him, we miss you, Grand
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  grandpa, or at least I do. And may your memory continue to,
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  you know, serve as inspiration for me.
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  And in fact, it has with the, you know, for those who are
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  unaware, I am now a published author just like my grandfather.
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  So that is my. By the way, and it's nice to be
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  able to officially say congratulations to you on being
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  a published author back officially on YouTube and to
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  continue that that you were doing 3 years ago when we
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  literally got kicked off the air in the middle of that.
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  Yeah, we then we then had a running joke about that for a
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  while too. Yeah, and, and it's, it's also
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  crazy. It's not even the last person
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  that you've lost since then, you know what I mean?
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  Like and and all kinds of other things.
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  Also I if you don't Remember Me from the previous run of the
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  show at the tail end there, I'm Max the Co host and we also got
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  a new friend. You wouldn't know unless you've
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  been with us through the other platforms.
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  Mortheus. I'm Mortheus.
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  He's also a crippled man and he's awesome because he's made
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  of machine parts and stuff. Yeah, he is the so you find
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  folks dubbed me the based Cripple Man around 2018 or so.
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  Morpheus is I may have had the may I may have had the name
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  first, but Morpheus is the OG based Cripple Man by about like.
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  I prefer I prefer crippled Millennium man.
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  Yes. On account of one, he's
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  mechanical, but also because he's a millennial.
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  Yeah, well, so am I. Technically, I I was born a kind
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  of man. And machine.
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  Sam and I beat you by by about a decade.
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  That is true. So while we're doing eulogies
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  though. I was going to say, we've lost
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  so many people since you didn't get to finish that one.
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  Isn't that kind of a crazy thought?
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  Yeah, it's kind of sad too, you know, most notably, you know
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  what everyone's been talking about.
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  Like, I'm not going to lie, folks.
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  And Max and more can both, you know, the Charlie Kirk passing,
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  It hit me a lot harder than I thought it would.
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  I've kind of been. Even now, I'm still greeting,
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  especially with certain people trying desperately to rewrite,
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  you know? Shout out to your stream.
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  He's in the chat already, by the way, just I'm sorry to interrupt
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  and they're. No, no, yeah, 'cause I.
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  Do that a lot and I'm sorry ahead of time it's kind of a bit
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  now, but like shout out to the chat cause the red official
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  amazing, Adam said so he's an admec made me laugh yes yeah
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  Morgan is he's a from the mechanicum actually.
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  Yep, yeah, Elias said. Hail, Sam.
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  Welcome back. Hello.
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  Hello to you 2 Down Under from Australia.
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  Actually, that's where Elias is from.
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  Nora Kel, nice to see you kicking.
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  Still kicking ass and taking names.
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  Yeah, I mean, you know, thank you.
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  We we've been kicking ass for the last three years on Rumble.
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  Yeah, we were. We were partnered both you and
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  me separately. We're partnered with Rumble for
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  a brief time. Yeah, we've been doing all
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  right. And you, like I want to point
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  out, are now a published author. 5-6 deep.
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  Are you 6 deep now? Yeah, in fact, I was actually,
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  I, I was actually working on a Blood Ties volume to which,
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  ladies and gentlemen, my thriller series.
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  Well, I have two of them. The first one is Shadows of
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  Deception. This is the hardcover Volume 3
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  novellas. So when I said how many deep you
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  were, Yes. But all three of his first books
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  are in that one hardcover with that snazzy cover.
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  So that's three in one. It is hardcover, special
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  edition. It was a kind of a special thing
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  for him. And that is, I would say Sam is
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  a fantastic piece of work and especially important because you
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  are continuing in that series to this day with several more
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  works. Yeah, my most recent release as
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  of right now is since. In case the YouTube audience
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  doesn't know, like legitimately this is these are books he's
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  published. You can find them on Amazon
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  Audible. Link links in the description by
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  the way. Links for the sub stack, links
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  for rumble. He's also become a world
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  renowned interviewer, interviewing some fantastic
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  independent and even mainstream authors in the genre and beyond
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  that he's in. Sam has done a lot since he's
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  been away. YouTube.
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  Some some of which some of the authors were on the channel
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  before we got yeated and I'm very.
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  And we've made a whole bunch of new friends since then.
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  Oh yeah, and I am going to, I am going to re upload some of the
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  videos to this channel because I mean, eventually I hope to
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  upload like mostly all of them. But there's just like a, there's
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  a sheer, you know, I've probably done that like I would say close
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  to 100 interviews. And so, you know.
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  And I'm not some of them feature not just authors either, like we
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  obviously did a big one with Kurt Doolittle shout out a long
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  time like mentor figure to myself and schmooly who's
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  another character that the YouTube audience probably
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  doesn't know. Schooly is CEO of Right to
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  Offend Media, the company brand now.
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  Yeah, which right to which right to Fun Media I I want to bring
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  up that's that that's kind of the evolution of my previous
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  brand, Next Gen. Conservative.
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  But I do want to give credit because Right to Fun Media was
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  Max's initial brand so. Well, it was a thought that I
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  had, but I feel like we've all kind of made a thing about it.
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  You know. And we've been sticking
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  together. And Sam, yeah, you've done
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  really well with those those books, and it's just satisfying
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  to finally get you, you never belonged banned in the 1st
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  place. That's the first and most
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  important thing I want to say. This is a.
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  This is a. It doesn't even right the wrong
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  because you spent three years having to rebuild elsewhere for
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  them to decide to flip a switch one day.
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  Well, it took It took Speaker Mike Johnson, who I want to give
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  a shout out to, because Speaker Johnson, like I know people
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  criticize, you know, politics isn't, you know, easy.
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  But but he was the one who grew. I believe he was the one who
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  grilled YouTube. Jacqueline said, Hey, why are
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  you? Why are you banning people?
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  And this isn't right for the record, by the way.
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  We will kind of, I guess we'll get into this in a bit, but just
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  kind of as a quick, you know, to kind of continue this.
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  I have no problem with people like Nick Fuentes or Alex Jones
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  having their YouTube channels back.
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  My our whole ethos is to let everyone talk.
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  I would, I would. I would extend the same courtesy
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  to Ethan Ralph. And.
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  Owen Benjamin, you know. Anyone that anyone that's been
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  man, you know, famously, obviously I have a sort of
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  ongoing rivalry ish thing with Christopher Cantwell, the crying
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  Nazi from Charlottesville. And I believe that he should
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  have a platform to speak on too, because I think you can
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  recognize evil for what it is when, but what they've done is
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  they've tried to sanitize the world.
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  Sam I, I, I was thinking a lot about this is like from our era,
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  yours and mine. A lot of the art that was the
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  most popular was because of a certain authenticity that it had
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  it, it can't really be replicated.
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  You, you'll get to work like Pulp Fiction, you work like the
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  Matrix and things like that of that era and that aesthetic,
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  right? And it's not trying too hard and
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  it's just raw and it's real and it's saying something about the
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  corporate consumerism around it, right?
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  What they've done, Sam, is they've taken that authenticity,
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  that cool that we used to have and they turned it into a mark
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  of marketed, commodified algorithm based sales product.
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  And the real authentic, This is why people can't find anything
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  they like, right? Because the real authenticity
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  doesn't get a fair shake. A robot can make shit 10 times
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  faster than you, and it can be plugged into a network to
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  fucking promote it shit harder than you.
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  So you got to just. You got to keep grinding.
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  You got to keep hustling. And you, Sir, have been doing
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  that for damn near 2 decades. Yeah, to be on YouTube all
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  along. And I just want to like, once
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  again, congratulations on the making the right decision.
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  I actually came out of I wasn't posting on YouTube, as you know
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  as well for the cringe coffee house or anything else.
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  I do sort of in solidarity with my bro hero, a band.
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  And recently I had started posting again, mostly because
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  you said, well, if they're not going to unban my channel, I can
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  make a new channel now. And I don't think I'll get
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  banned because they're blah, blah, blah.
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  And we were like, OK. And I figured that was laying
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  the groundwork. Hey, I'll play our old episodes
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  and stuff to just to see if is it going to get us banned.
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  And I did that earlier tonight. If anybody wants to see some of
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  the shit that we got up to while we were gone, I got a condensed
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  little playlist of some of the craziest crap that we've talked
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  about for the last three years on my channel Cringe Coffee
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  House, also on YouTube. Which by the way subscribe to
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  the Whitfield report reloaded channel because I will I will be
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  uploading content there still like as you know a backup
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  channel and you know but this is the main 1 so also.
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  There may be a bits and bones channel in the works.
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  Well, I was saying again, we're like the YouTube audience here.
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  There's more than just the Whitfield report these days.
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  And you might catch Sam on any given one because there is also
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  bits and bones, Morpheus's baby, which is the gaming related show
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  that Sam also Co hosts with him and Tim and Joe.
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  And sometimes I drop in and of course good friend of mine core.
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  Yeah. Have a good time, talk about
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  games and stuff. And of course, my wife.
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  I wanted to say there's a new cast of characters.
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  I don't know if she wanted to introduce herself to the YouTube
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  audience of the Whitfield Report, but my wife has been a
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  part of the show and has her own little thing.
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  We've been doing the same image maker's broadcast.
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  That's been a lot of fun. We do all kind whatever piques
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  her interest these days. We've been doing VR streams and
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  gaming and talking and I have Sam in the chamber for tomorrow.
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  The premium content is getting unleashed onto YouTube now, so
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  there's three episodes that me and her did behind the paywall
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  when she first came on camera at all, and they've been behind the
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  paywall for over a year now. One of the first one has, I've
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  already played it once. It's part of it.
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  It's the last episode of the Dave marathon where he goes
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  crazy with AI. The second one, Sam, we watched
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  the guy touching eyeballs, Mr. Sleepy People and it she, I have
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  Sam, I have a compilation of her freaking out where I zoomed in
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  that I'm going to play. I I saw that when it was I saw
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  that when it was live. Funny story.
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  I'm not sure if I told you about this, but I actually was, I saw
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  that when it was live and I had, I had had a few beers and even
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  with a few beers and me, I was still like creeped out.
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  I was like, I was like. You know, it's like a, it's
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  cringing over coffee content. So it's a little.
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  Yeah. Rougher than like what you do on
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  this show, but it's me and her reacting to this guy on YouTube
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  that touches people's eyes while they sleep.
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  That's literally what it is. And she freaks out.
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  Also, fat positivity people and us kind of critiquing them.
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  And then the third episode, Sam, we watched the play Heaven's
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  Gate, Hell's Flame. All three of those episodes I'm
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  putting together as a package and we'll stream those tomorrow.
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  And then on Friday we're doing me and her do a Halloween stream
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  for the salmon because she likes Halloween just a little.
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  Yeah, just just a little. Yeah.
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  So yes, this is another new side character to the whole Whitfield
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  verse. So this is my wife Maxine, and
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  she comes on the show quite often and and we even thought
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  that tonight there's two topics you might have some thoughts on.
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  One is you wanted to talk about Candace Owens.
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  On for unfortunately. Well.
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  I am interested in that and what you have to say, and I'm
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  probably going to have something of my own to say because I used
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  to used to be a fan of hers. Right.
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  Yeah, as as was I. And then the other one we might
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  have words about Sam tonight would be Twitch, and I think she
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  might have. And if anybody knows what that's
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  about? So we so we so we have 3.
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  So you're saying we have three shit sandwiches we have to deal
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  with that's. Another thing.
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  Should I, Should I use my list to palate cleanse from one shit
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  sandwich to the other with comedy?
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  Yeah, I got. So which?
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  Which one do we want? Do we do?
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  We want to wins the pony. So which which sandwich do we
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  want to talk at? Do we want to talk at like
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  Qatari? Do we want to talk about Qatari
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  asset Tucker Carlson platforming DNC plant in their no.
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  What does first do we want? To pull that segment grifteritis
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  and lump all these motherfuckers in.
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  Yeah, so which? Let's let's throw it.
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  It's Candace, It's Tucker. It's Nick Fuentes.
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  Who else? Who else is in the grifters
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  sphere saucing it up these days? God, they're they're they're.
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  Unfortunately, there are so many.
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  You got to stop looking at these people like they have good
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  intentions with their bullshit. Rob Schneider, he kind of
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  started doing some of. That the animal.
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  Yeah, like, so he was a, he's a part of Turning Point USA and he
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  went and he did some of the debates with Charlie and he, he
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  like on Twitter and in his comedy, he, he's been very like
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  outspoken about being conservative and stuff like
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  that. And now it seems like he's one
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  of the ones that's just kind of like doing the the crazy stuff a
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  little bit on Twitter, going a little bit off the rails.
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  I can't do it 'cause once I start, somebody's gonna get
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  offended and we're just got back on YouTube.
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  Well, but but Max, this is right.
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  This is right to offend media, apparently.
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  And apparently I. 'Cause all I can picture in my
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  head is like, it was like a, it was like a South Park skit, you
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  know, where it's like Rob Schneider was a normal guy until
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  one day. Pow.
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  His friend got shot. Well, Rob Schneider is the
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  conspiracy theorist. Can can I just can I just defend
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  all the anti semites in the room right away and say loudly into
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  this new microphone? Hi YouTube, I'm Max.
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  But. I'm sorry.
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  Hi, my name is Sam Field and I love the Jews.
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  How do I love them? He was going.
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  To say. Yeah, he especially loves the
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  female ones and the similar age range to him that he's like,
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  yeah, I know what he means. That that is more to prove.
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  Oh yeah, also I I interviewed Ben Shapiro when I was 17.
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  But did you talk to his sister? You would actually I.
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  Or is now what? You know what, Max I I guess.
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  No, no, because the Jew haters of the Internet are obsessed
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  with Abby because she has big boobs.
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  They hate Jews but they always make all these weird memes about
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  her big boobs. They love the damn boobs.
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  Caught The Internet is a very, very strange place.
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  It is. It's a glory.
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  Another place. But it's also disturbing in
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  many. Many ways which should be fair.
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  Like that's the only That is the only thing that I agree with
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  them on, by the way. But like I don't one like
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  enslave. I shouted out already Kurt
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  Doolittle and I said he's sort of a mentor to us.
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  And I'd be remiss if I said that like Kurt has some critiques of
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  like Jewish power historically and how it's worked, rather
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  pointing out how like in different societies, they fit
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  in, in different roles because out of necessity in a lot of
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  cases. And that's adopted certain
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  strategies as a group, particularly the Ashkenazim Jews
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  who are like outsiders in Europe.
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  But they had this one thing that everybody knew is they could
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  they could charge interest and so loan money.
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  And so like, they kind of in a way get forced to be the bankers
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  as well as then end up being good at that thing because
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  that's where they fit in, you know?
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  Right, well, and. And then it, and then it creates
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  like a, a cycle of, well, but all the guys running the money
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  are the Jews. Now, you can argue that that in
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  itself is a conspiracy of some degree, but I don't know, people
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  get into like, 'cause I think what they're saying, a lot of
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  these people is they're basically indirectly because
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  they're kind of cowardly about it, accusing Israel of shooting
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  Charlie Kirk. And I just cannot buy that.
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  I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, it.
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  Was like one of their biggest supporters on the right, even if
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  he was like I have said and you have said that Netanyahu
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  recently had gone off the deep end and Israel had maybe gone
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  too far. Well, it's.
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  Not the same as a target that needs to be assassinated.
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  Do you see what I mean? Well, if they're going to say
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  that, they should say it with their whole chest.
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  Well, and I and I. And then there's all of the
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  basic bitch like, I'm sorry, go ahead, Sam.
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  And I kind of wanted to, I kind of wanted to point that out
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  specifically too, because look, I and even our friend of show,
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  Craig who by the what? Doctor Craig Mansfield, Doctor
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  Who. Is oh God, don't know.
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  He knows no. Who is who himself is Jewish, by
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  the way. Oh yeah, we all know.
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  Yeah. You know, this may be a noble,
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  this may be a noble concept to some people, but you can be like
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  pro. You can be pro Jewish and
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  criticize Bibi Netanyahu for like things that, you know, that
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  have nothing to do with Judy. Well.
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  Fuck you could be pro Jewish and anti Israel.
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  Yeah like this is the thing people can't even comprehend
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  right there. There are Jews that are anti
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  Israel. Yes.
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  It's it's not so black. I I think a lot of these zoomers
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  don't even understand what's at play and think about basic bitch
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  anti-Semitism and why so many younger people fall into it on
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  in different ways is because it answers the problem of it's not
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  your fault. Right.
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  And and it feels right when that makes it not your fault.
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  Now I'm not going to say no Jewish person never did nothing
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  wrong either. That's like retarded.
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  Sure. But if you want me to believe
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  that Israel killed Charlie Kerr, you're going to have to give me
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  more than DMS that he sent where he's like, I don't know what
• 26:45
  they're talking about. Well, the weird, the weirdest
• 26:50
  one that I've seen it and I've talked to you and Max, I've
• 26:54
  talked to you and Max. Think both about this one like
• 26:56
  Prideway. The conspiracy theor that like
• 27:01
  blows my mind away that no one has been able to give me a
• 27:04
  straight answer is that his wife was somehow involved That one.
• 27:10
  Yes. I guess.
• 27:12
  How? How are they saying?
• 27:14
  That because she because a lot of people, I'll tell you why
• 27:18
  I've seen it from the beginning and I'm surprised you haven't
• 27:21
  because it's like the most common thing they say is that
• 27:24
  she was some type of actress at one point in her life, which is.
• 27:27
  True. And that she was in pageants and
• 27:30
  stuff. So they they see her as like
• 27:32
  some kind of asset. Now, traditionally that asset in
• 27:36
  your conspiracy theory would be CIA asset, but they always say
• 27:40
  Israel. Same difference.
• 27:42
  Your theory suggests that because she had those things and
• 27:45
  because she gave a speech that moved people about her husband
• 27:48
  being murdered in front of her eyes.
• 27:51
  Yeah, it's weird how she could give a speech that might move
• 27:54
  people after a situation like that.
• 27:55
  She must obviously be a plant. And so then they named her as
• 28:01
  CEO. And now all of a sudden when she
• 28:04
  had previously, I'm just laying the whole thing out.
• 28:07
  Previously she had wanted to be a trad mom, stay at home, stay
• 28:10
  out of the spotlight most of the time.
• 28:13
  Now she's taking a front roll because her husband got murdered
• 28:17
  in front of her eyes. But apparently.
• 28:21
  Children to take care of. She's supposed to mislead
• 28:25
  everybody into, I guess, loving Israel and being a communist
• 28:30
  somehow. Well, and well, and also they
• 28:32
  think that what I've heard too is that they like, they think
• 28:35
  that basically what I've heard is that like she was in on the
• 28:40
  conspiracy to kill Charlie because she wanted to take over
• 28:45
  Turning Point for herself the entire time.
• 28:49
  The entire time from when she met him.
• 28:53
  Yes. Yes, no, that's what they're
• 28:55
  saying. Oh, that she was groomed by some
• 28:58
  intelligence agency? Oh honey, y'all need to.
• 29:01
  Go like she was grown. I'm not even kidding.
• 29:04
  It's one step away from them saying she was grown in a lab.
• 29:07
  Y'all need to go outside. You need to look at the sun,
• 29:11
  not. Directly in.
• 29:12
  The sun, you'll go blind. You need to touch the grass.
• 29:16
  You need to feel the breeze, you need to smell.
• 29:17
  Let me propose the alternate theory for all of you for one
• 29:21
  second. Here's the alternate theory that
• 29:24
  I generally fall into. Some confused gay kids shot him
• 29:30
  and why? I think this is because he
• 29:32
  confessed to doing it and there's video of him fleeing the
• 29:35
  scene and there's fingerprints are on the gun.
• 29:40
  He must be a Patsy. Or that's just what happened.
• 29:46
  Or that's just what happened. A confused gay kid used his
• 29:49
  granddad's hunting rifle to take a shot.
• 29:51
  Because no one would ever expect you to do that well.
• 29:55
  The easiest explanation is the right.
• 29:57
  One, it's not it's not like he beat the Secret Service at even
• 30:02
  Sam and we've seen them get beat recently.
• 30:05
  Right. Oh yeah.
• 30:07
  This guy beat campus security Sam.
• 30:10
  Speaking of. Must be a criminal organization
• 30:13
  spanning 7 countries funded by every fucking God damn person in
• 30:17
  the world right? He beat campus security.
• 30:21
  Now I I will say this, the shooter.
• 30:26
  Got special? Operation right?
• 30:29
  Now I will say this. I could beat campus security in
• 30:33
  a like I. I could beat Max.
• 30:36
  I could beat campus security and wheelchair squeaks.
• 30:40
  Yes. Hey, the guy that groped Emmy,
• 30:44
  he got around their security and everything like real easy.
• 30:48
  He just had to wait for them to like.
• 30:50
  Not be. There.
• 30:51
  Security. We need security.
• 30:53
  I do want witch con baby. I do want to say I do want to
• 30:56
  say this regarding the the shooter.
• 30:59
  It has been revealed that Charlie Kirk shooter had ties to
• 31:06
  Antifa like Sell. A radicalized young leftist who
• 31:11
  probably spent too much time online, who was confused about
• 31:14
  his sexuality did something fucking crazy.
• 31:17
  Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. If, if he had a conservative
• 31:20
  family. So he obviously.
• 31:22
  Right you. Know so.
• 31:24
  Then he killed a conservative guy because that makes no sense.
• 31:27
  If there, if there's any, if there's any like.
• 31:30
  If there's any group conspiracy, though, like y'all need to look
• 31:35
  at antifa, which the the which the FBI by the way, already is
• 31:39
  like they are investigating antipathise to see like if this
• 31:42
  wasn't antipa hit like that's that's that's the only like
• 31:47
  pause of conspiracy in my mind is that like this wasn't an
• 31:51
  antifa hit. I'm being, I'm being dead
• 31:54
  serious. Certainly a a targeted person by
• 31:57
  them, like directly by name for many years.
• 32:00
  So, yeah, you know, in a way that's that like you could
• 32:03
  probably apply a Rico act to it in some way, shape or form.
• 32:07
  And they have been rounding Antifa people up after that
• 32:10
  happened. So there's that.
• 32:12
  Yeah, I I wouldn't, Max, I wouldn't be surprised if you and
• 32:17
  I hey, man. They missed us through the most
• 32:19
  depressing years. Think about that.
• 32:22
  Let's say a person's returning for the first time.
• 32:25
  Remember all those times? What did we do during the binary
• 32:28
  Sam? What was our message?
• 32:32
  Meet, well, meet people where they're at.
• 32:34
  And we didn't. Give up hope, not one second.
• 32:38
  No. Just so y'all know, when we were
• 32:41
  gone we were positive the whole time and we were like Trump will
• 32:44
  get back in. Oh man, that that that was
• 32:48
  glorious. Maybe you know I I usually I
• 32:53
  usually can up re upload like old live streams because that
• 32:56
  one is 4 hours long but that one might be worth re uploading so.
• 33:02
  Well, I'll say this, if you're coming back to YouTube and you
• 33:06
  didn't know, you could check out the channel on Rumble.
• 33:08
  It's also the Whitfield Report and you can, there is years of
• 33:13
  we did sometimes there's two and well, there's always 2 episodes
• 33:17
  a week almost of him doing at least the Monday show.
• 33:20
  And then we do a Wednesday night show every week and there's some
• 33:24
  real bangers in there, stuff you'd missed.
• 33:27
  And yeah, maybe you should dig out some of the better episodes.
• 33:31
  Sure. Especially the interviews.
• 33:32
  Your interviews should go up on YouTube.
• 33:34
  Immediately now I now I have amazingly YouTube already knew
• 33:40
  about this one. Yes I am going to re upload the
• 33:43
  Karina Harney one. I've gotten DMS about that one.
• 33:49
  I am going they they took down the Ben Shapiro interview.
• 33:54
  Don't know why that one's like. Probably anti-Semitism.
• 34:02
  I am a they. Yeah, yeah.
• 34:09
  That's the other funny thing though, is this is something
• 34:12
  nobody wants to talk about with the Jew conspiracy stuff.
• 34:16
  Is there's another side to it of Jews that have conspiracies
• 34:21
  about anti semites, right? They get so paranoid and wrapped
• 34:26
  up in it that they say some things.
• 34:27
  And I have, you know me, Sam, I've met some colorful
• 34:31
  characters in my day. And so I've had some
• 34:33
  conversations with anti semites and flat out Nazis and shit.
• 34:37
  And it's funny how the way they get described by the people that
• 34:41
  they don't like is equally as bad as they like.
• 34:46
  They describe each other both wrong.
• 34:48
  Basically right? It's very funny in a funny way.
• 34:54
  And to be clear, like, you know, even though I even though I
• 34:59
  interviewed Ben Shapiro, like I don't, I think he can sometimes
• 35:02
  be the worst like representative because he goes too far the
• 35:08
  other direction sometime. You and I were both very
• 35:11
  critical of Ben for basically saying, well, Israel just has to
• 35:16
  do whatever they. Came yeah, Pepe frog memes of
• 35:19
  him and he said it was a death threat.
• 35:21
  That's what I'm talking about. He gets into conspiracy land
• 35:25
  about, oh, there's Nazis in the trees just like the left does.
• 35:31
  It's cringe. It's real cringe.
• 35:33
  Yes, there's like 15 guys who LARP with swastikas.
• 35:38
  OK, are we really, are we really going to take these people
• 35:41
  seriously in 2025? We saw what they look like at
• 35:45
  Charlottesville and the worst that they could do is like panic
• 35:48
  and freak out and a chick died right?
• 35:52
  It it wasn't even like a targeted attack like as as a
• 35:56
  white, if it were a white nationalist attack, man, what a
• 36:00
  fail, you know what I mean? So like, why take?
• 36:07
  And Mick Fuentes was one of those failures dummies.
• 36:13
  That's where he came from. Well, but Max, he's, you know,
• 36:19
  he's like, he's the he's, he's my God.
• 36:24
  I can't, I can't say this with a straight face, but I've heard
• 36:27
  people say that he's the next Rush Limbaugh, which, by the
• 36:31
  way, Yeah, yeah. Yeah, those people can fucking.
• 36:38
  They can do something I shouldn't say.
• 36:40
  The, the, the, yeah, the, well, the people who, the people who
• 36:44
  say that never listened to Rush. Never.
• 36:49
  Look, the left has there's always been a guy like him, OK?
• 36:55
  That is the chosen bad guy from the other side.
• 37:02
  It was Richard Spencer for a while.
• 37:07
  There's been different guys. It is Trump they really like as
• 37:10
  the big bad, but they always need another one cooking.
• 37:15
  It was Elon for the longest time.
• 37:18
  But they also want one that they like that they can invite to the
• 37:22
  New York Times social circle event that they can have.
• 37:28
  Do you remember this, Sam, when Richard Spencer was on trial for
• 37:33
  the Charlottesville thing, right?
• 37:34
  He busts into the middle of talking to one of the witnesses.
• 37:40
  He starts asking them because he's heard they're into
• 37:42
  literature about books that they've read, so they could.
• 37:45
  He tries to start doing like a book club with the person suing
• 37:48
  him. That's the kind of person they
• 37:52
  like because he doesn't even understand how.
• 37:57
  Bro, you're in the courtroom. He's all about the etiquette,
• 38:00
  right? They get that they don't have
• 38:02
  morals neither. He's just stupider than they
• 38:04
  are. Well, it's all of the optics,
• 38:08
  right? Right.
• 38:10
  That's what they. Can and then Fuentes.
• 38:11
  I mean, look, as optics go from a left wing perspective, he's
• 38:15
  got cat boys, he's got twinks. There's accusations of underage
• 38:22
  stuff going on. They love that shit gay stuff
• 38:27
  all the time. He's always talking about he he
• 38:29
  says that having sex with a woman is gay.
• 38:34
  He's. Leftist.
• 38:36
  Well, he said that. He said that he's.
• 38:38
  Gayer than Christopher Cantwell and Christopher Cantwell has
• 38:40
  admitted to sucking 16 Dicks Sam.
• 38:44
  That's a whole lot of Dick, that is.
• 38:46
  That is over a dozen Dicks. Christopher Cantwell has run gay
• 38:53
  pornography. Yeah, there's the other one.
• 38:56
  Hey does if you're new to the new format here if you would
• 39:02
  enjoy watching Sam read Christopher Cantwell the Crying
• 39:05
  Nazi and of course my wife doing her part reading the worst parts
• 39:11
  his. Thanks, Sam.
• 39:12
  His gay pornography book he wrote that's over on Rumble.
• 39:20
  Actually no, that one's on YouTube too.
• 39:21
  Cringe Coffee house. It's called Cantwell is Gay
• 39:27
  edition or something like that. I don't know.
• 39:29
  Look up Chris Cantwell gay, you'll find my shit right at the
• 39:32
  top. Thanks, Sam.
• 39:36
  Also, hey, I got an update for that Sam real quick.
• 39:39
  This won't take long at all. Chris Cantwell's court date was
• 39:42
  tomorrow for his thing, but he got it.
• 39:48
  He went in early and he got it continued for a week.
• 39:52
  So it's next week big. Big news.
• 39:54
  Fun. Yeah, so anyway, yeah, so
• 40:01
  grifters be saying all kinds of wild shit to get attention.
• 40:05
  Grifters be drift grifton. Candace is kind of the queen of
• 40:10
  doing that in her lane, no? Yeah, so I actually did a whole
• 40:15
  stream about Candace like yesterday actually kind of
• 40:18
  testing to make sure that this worked out, to make sure
• 40:21
  streaming worked on this channel.
• 40:22
  So. So he cheating.
• 40:24
  This ain't even the first episode, alright?
• 40:26
  Ain't even important. I'm gonna go to sleep.
• 40:28
  If if you so if if you. Costume.
• 40:39
  This, this is not, this is another and don't don't worry
• 40:44
  about, don't worry about, don't worry about spousal abuse
• 40:47
  either. This is just, you know, this is
• 40:51
  just routine. I.
• 40:52
  Love them very much and. It's all fun, it's all gag, you
• 40:56
  know? Physical.
• 40:57
  Comedy, lipstick, humor. Yeah, it's not like when you go
• 41:00
  to Twitchcon. No, that's a different.
• 41:04
  But. Which non con I might say.
• 41:09
  Oh, that that's a great that's a great name.
• 41:13
  But anyway, Maxine, you have some thoughts on Candace So you
• 41:19
  know, I'm told often that I'm mansplain too much, including
• 41:24
  Candace so. He does all the five.
• 41:29
  Yeah. How?
• 41:31
  What else is he supposed to do? He's a man.
• 41:34
  He also hosts a talk show. Yeah.
• 41:36
  Well, I. Mean how I explain it I'm just
• 41:39
  woman splaining aren't. I no, that's called bitching.
• 41:42
  It's different. Well, apparently I'm.
• 41:44
  Use you. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
• 41:49
  Well, back from 12. Oh, now?
• 41:58
  It's all just a bit, right? Next going to die.
• 42:12
  You know, I would. I mean, it's, I mean, it is
• 42:19
  Candace. So, I mean, feel free to I
• 42:23
  guess, bitch about Candace, because Lord knows I've been
• 42:26
  bitching about her. So my thing is I used to be a
• 42:32
  fan of hers because I did like a lot of the stuff that she used
• 42:34
  to talk about. She did say things that I was
• 42:37
  like, Oh yeah, I kind of think about that or think like that.
• 42:43
  But then, yeah, I did start to notice there were some areas
• 42:46
  that it kind of started to sound like she was talking out of her
• 42:49
  ass. So I did kind of step back.
• 42:52
  So that sounds like sorry. Continue.
• 43:03
  So. Attack it out of your ass.
• 43:04
  Sounds like you. Don't encourage him, Sam.
• 43:12
  But it's. Fun.
• 43:13
  So anyway, like she started just talking like ridiculous stuff.
• 43:16
  And so I stepped back, didn't really watch what she was doing.
• 43:21
  And I didn't even know she actually had a podcast until
• 43:24
  recently. Like maybe a month or two before
• 43:32
  the incident with Charlie happened, I'd found out she had
• 43:34
  a podcast. And so I started watching some
• 43:37
  of that. And some of it I was like, OK,
• 43:39
  so she's still saying some things.
• 43:41
  I'm like yeah, OK. And then other stuff I'm like
• 43:44
  kind of like, I other don't know enough about it to really make
• 43:49
  an honest, like opinion on what she says.
• 43:52
  Or it's like the Israel stuff. And I'm just like, yeah, I'm
• 43:57
  done. That's like cuckoo for Cocoa
• 43:58
  Puffs. OK.
• 44:00
  And then after, you know, the stuff happened with Charlie, I
• 44:06
  saw mainly it was like, because I was trying to stay off of
• 44:11
  TikTok and stuff like that. But every now and then I'd go
• 44:13
  on. And luckily enough, at first, it
• 44:17
  was just like seeing clips from her podcast.
• 44:21
  And so at first, it did sound like just her grieving for a
• 44:24
  friend, being angry about what happened to him.
• 44:28
  And it I was like, OK, maybe she's not completely crazy,
• 44:33
  like, you know, like, maybe hormones or whatever, I don't
• 44:35
  know. And so then once I started like,
• 44:39
  going back on social media more, I started watching more of her
• 44:42
  clips. And then I started seeing the
• 44:45
  conspiracy theories coming out of her.
• 44:47
  And I was just like, Oh my God, Candace, what are you doing?
• 44:51
  Like stop talking. You need to stop saying that
• 44:54
  stuff because spreading that misinformation 1 is going to
• 44:57
  make this a lot harder because like if they're doing full on
• 45:01
  investigations, they have to comb through everything that is
• 45:06
  said about a case like this. And I mean literally everything,
• 45:10
  especially people like that, that like claim that they have
• 45:12
  like inside information or shit like that.
• 45:15
  When they start making accusations like she's been
• 45:18
  making, they have to start combing through all her shit.
• 45:21
  And do you know how much time, time and resources, resources
• 45:24
  that takes to go down a fucking wild goose chase?
• 45:28
  Because she's just like, I want attention.
• 45:32
  What's going to get attention? If I talk about it like this,
• 45:35
  I'm going to get attention. And it's just like, now I feel
• 45:39
  like you're disrespecting Charlie.
• 45:42
  I don't know. What she's been saying.
• 45:44
  About Erica, I have not heard any of that but like just
• 45:47
  knowing she's saying stuff about Erica makes me.
• 45:52
  I can't say. Like I said there, there are
• 45:54
  people that have that kind of mentality that I was discussing
• 45:58
  before where they're like she's some kind of plant or whatever
• 46:03
  and she's been entertaining those ideas sort of publicly at
• 46:07
  this point. Yeah, well, Dinesh, just.
• 46:11
  He was one of your closest friends.
• 46:13
  And that's the shield she uses for all of it is oh, he was my
• 46:17
  friend, so you don't get to tell me.
• 46:21
  He well, and I want to address this too.
• 46:24
  I talked about this a little bit yesterday, but Candace asked the
• 46:28
  question of, well, why didn't, why did Erica take over Turning
• 46:34
  point? Why didn't Tyler Boyer, Charlie
• 46:37
  Kirk's right hand man, take over turning point?
• 46:42
  And well, the simplest explanation is because, you
• 46:46
  know, Charlie was the one who named Erica as his successor in
• 46:53
  the cement. So like.
• 46:55
  That's I would also point out this like her life was pretty
• 47:01
  much a wife. Well, yes to this.
• 47:05
  Point So like, it would make a lot of sense for a widow to get
• 47:09
  a career. Also.
• 47:12
  Though I was thinking it's it's really simple.
• 47:15
  And that's an easy one for her to gain well.
• 47:17
  Well, that I don't think. I don't think there is anybody
• 47:20
  but Erica that Charlie would have honestly felt would have
• 47:26
  been able to take over and continue doing things the way
• 47:29
  that he in his heart felt they should be run like you said.
• 47:34
  Well, that was his wife. He she was with him all the
• 47:37
  time. They talked all the time.
• 47:39
  She knew what his vision was and what they were doing and like.
• 47:43
  And also, it's leaving her a legacy in case something happens
• 47:47
  to me. She's got a career.
• 47:50
  Like I said, these are it seems like nobody thinks she has to
• 47:54
  feed those kids. Sure.
• 47:56
  Well, they think well, they think well, and if.
• 47:59
  You were a dad, Sam, and you had the ability to leave your
• 48:03
  position to your wife so that she had something when you
• 48:07
  passed away. God damn right.
• 48:10
  Why does anybody see that as suspicious at all?
• 48:13
  That's so fucking cringe. Because get off the fucking
• 48:16
  Internet. Because nobody has, just like
• 48:20
  nobody has respect for human life.
• 48:21
  Nobody has the sanctity, respect for the sanctity of marriage
• 48:25
  anymore. Nobody knows what marriage is
• 48:28
  anymore. Nobody knows what it means to be
• 48:31
  a husband and a wife anymore. It doesn't mean that you just
• 48:35
  decide temporarily that that's the one person you want to fuck
• 48:38
  for a little bit of time. No, it's about you deciding.
• 48:41
  The title for that it's called Girlfriend.
• 48:43
  Yeah, or boy, it's about you literally wanting to tie your
• 48:47
  like your mind, body and soul together and holy matrimony.
• 48:53
  Remember young ladies, young gentlemen, when you get married,
• 48:59
  you're signing a contract and it is enforceable in court.
• 49:07
  That's what it is. That's all it is.
• 49:09
  In fact, you're literally like the ceremony and you calling
• 49:13
  each other husband and wife and all that shit is meaningless.
• 49:16
  That means nothing to the law. The only thing that matters is
• 49:20
  that marriage contract that you sign and they hold you to it.
• 49:25
  Yes, they do. And so you can get together with
• 49:29
  somebody and fuck them and leave and live together for a while.
• 49:31
  That's fine. But if you sign that paperwork,
• 49:35
  it's a little deeper than that brother already just on a legal,
• 49:39
  not moral, not on a moral level, not on a spiritual level, on a
• 49:43
  legal level, if you've gotten married.
• 49:47
  I hate Sam the I'm a divorcee so I hate me some women guy man do
• 49:54
  I hate like not you know, but I hate that mentality because it's
• 49:58
  like. Andrew Tate.
• 50:02
  Yeah, you signed a contract without thinking it through.
• 50:09
  Let's just be real about what you did.
• 50:12
  You signed a contract for life to be with one person in a
• 50:17
  specific kind of way which includes sexually for the rest
• 50:21
  of your life or they get half your shit.
• 50:26
  That's the deal bro. That's the deal.
• 50:29
  And like you sign up for it. I get that you got screw over
• 50:33
  it, I get that too. You think it's just women in
• 50:37
  general that's the fucking problem.
• 50:39
  You kind of like you lose me at that point.
• 50:42
  And I think. You have a problem too.
• 50:44
  If you if you live in an at fault state, then that means
• 50:50
  like they're like rules and laws on infidelity and marriages and
• 50:55
  going through divorce are gonna fuck you over.
• 50:59
  That's true too. Yeah.
• 51:01
  Yeah, I hate that. I don't like the states that
• 51:04
  have no fault because it's like that screws the other party
• 51:08
  over. There should be like some.
• 51:09
  So I mean, this is kind of a good tension levels of marriage
• 51:14
  right there. That's the legal level.
• 51:16
  Then there's the practical level.
• 51:18
  You have to be able to like coexist together in a home on a
• 51:22
  day-to-day basis. This has nothing to do whether
• 51:25
  you like to fuck each other or not.
• 51:27
  Nothing. I do kind of want to, you know,
• 51:32
  before, before we get too much into, into the whole marriage
• 51:35
  thing. I, I do want to kind of circle
• 51:38
  back real quickly to the whole question that Candace has asked
• 51:42
  of, well, why didn't Tyler Boyer take over Turning Point instead?
• 51:49
  You know, why didn't he take over instead of Erica?
• 51:52
  So we addressed point #1 which was, it was Charlie's choice to
• 51:58
  name Erica as successor. Point #2 I've met Tyler Boyer
• 52:04
  before a long time ago, but I have him.
• 52:08
  I can tell you from personal experience, he's always been
• 52:12
  more of a behind the scenes guy. He still is a public figure in a
• 52:17
  sense of, you know, he's he was on the front lines with Charlie,
• 52:23
  but he has always said that he's behind the scenes guy and so
• 52:28
  that that's what he's most comfortable with.
• 52:31
  So is that the one and two? Is it or only the two points?
• 52:35
  Because I would say #3 from the perspective of TPUSA as an
• 52:40
  organization, from him, from Erica, fuck what everyone else
• 52:45
  thinks. They run that company and it is
• 52:48
  a company. Exactly.
• 52:50
  This is This is retarded. Unless you're part of their
• 52:54
  inner circle, you don't have a say.
• 52:56
  Right. And and I'm not part of that
• 52:59
  inner circle anymore, but but I was tangentially at one point.
• 53:04
  So I'm just telling I'm I'm kind of giving inside baseball to
• 53:09
  let. Me ask a more normie person that
• 53:11
  doesn't follow politics what they thought about it.
• 53:13
  Hey, what'd you think about the decision to name Erica as the
• 53:16
  head of TPUSAI? Actually.
• 53:18
  Thought it was pretty great. Yeah, What'd you think about her
• 53:21
  speech? Oh my God, it made me cry.
• 53:24
  Yeah, it was very moving. And like I related to a lot of
• 53:27
  like the stuff that she said, especially when she mentioned
• 53:30
  like Charlie and Scripture and stuff.
• 53:33
  Right. Yeah.
• 53:35
  It literally got you reading the Bible more.
• 53:37
  It got you thinking about these things.
• 53:39
  So has Erica becoming TPUSA had had a positive effect in some
• 53:46
  ways already? Yes.
• 53:49
  You know, my wife knows that. That's a person she already
• 53:53
  knows she relates to. So she's going to be more
• 53:56
  receptive to TPUSA even than she was before.
• 54:00
  And she was, she was a fan of Charlie's legitimately.
• 54:04
  When we say a fan of Candace, you casually watched some of her
• 54:07
  stuff. When I say a fan of Charlie
• 54:10
  Curtis? No, I was watching his stuff
• 54:11
  like every day. Yeah, even if it was just clips,
• 54:15
  I was watching his stuff every day.
• 54:17
  So and that and the impact of all of this has left, you know,
• 54:23
  she felt better actually after Erica's speech.
• 54:27
  I think about the whole thing and a lot of people did.
• 54:32
  So again, if I'm TPUSA, if I'm Erica, if I'm Tyler, right, you
• 54:38
  said. Yeah.
• 54:40
  Tyler, if I'm any of the top people at that organization, my
• 54:45
  honest response that I wouldn't say out loud, but is what I
• 54:48
  really would feel about that question is fuck what you think.
• 54:53
  Yeah, Oh. Can I just say really quick,
• 54:57
  this fucking means I love you. So when she did this, that was
• 55:05
  her saying I love you too Charlie.
• 55:08
  So screw the people that were trying to say that it was some
• 55:10
  kind of like demonic symbol or gesture.
• 55:14
  And also screw the people that are shaming her for using a
• 55:18
  sign, sign language thing. Everybody uses that.
• 55:23
  That is universal for everybody to mean I love you like.
• 55:26
  Well. This is point #2 of my case of
• 55:30
  why I even asked her in the 1st place is to demonstrate that the
• 55:34
  attacks against Erica are a bad idea.
• 55:39
  If you don't like her, lay the fuck off the woman.
• 55:42
  That blueberry story is absolutely heartwarming and
• 55:46
  beautiful and I think the best way that she ever could have
• 55:50
  told her daughter for the first time that her daddy was gone.
• 55:53
  The. As a mother, I applaud that.
• 55:57
  I thought that was beautiful. I I can't imagine how hard it's
• 56:00
  going to be for her. Because you know what?
• 56:01
  That story that's going to change every single time that
• 56:04
  little girl asks. That's the first one.
• 56:08
  I don't know if you've seen the video that was posted this week,
• 56:13
  but or maybe it was over the weekend, but there there's a
• 56:17
  video of Erica Kirk. She she's driving and her
• 56:24
  daughter's looking out out the window and they're pulling into
• 56:27
  the Turning Point headquarters and the daughter says there
• 56:35
  there's daddy hot hi char hi Charlie.
• 56:40
  It's a it's a real short clip, but I got choked up.
• 56:46
  Let me actually see if I can pull that up.
• 56:53
  But I got. Choked up now I'm gonna make all
• 56:55
  y'all cry. Seeing honestly seeing all the
• 56:59
  videos that are like I've, you know, that are coming out and
• 57:03
  people are re sharing of him with his daughter, going to the
• 57:06
  the toy store, telling the the story of how he met her mom or
• 57:11
  even like talking to his son about manners at the restaurant.
• 57:16
  I'm just like, Oh my God. And when you see.
• 57:19
  Man was amazing when you see people.
• 57:21
  Picks my heart that he's gone her.
• 57:24
  Unfairly or make up things that you.
• 57:27
  Look. No matter how realistic they
• 57:30
  think some of the things they're saying, are they?
• 57:32
  If you don't understand that some of this shit sounds schizo
• 57:36
  to a normal person, then you need to get off the Internet.
• 57:39
  And that's not even a joke, that's legitimate.
• 57:42
  Like you need to like break yourself of those habits because
• 57:45
  normal people aren't that engrossed in all of this to know
• 57:48
  every detail. It, it sounds schizo to me and I
• 57:55
  like, look, this is, this is the other thing.
• 57:59
  And look, my you know, you you have said I am too modest some
• 58:06
  sometime next and I I beginning to think you might be right,
• 58:10
  because where's my? Mouse so I can go ladies, but
• 58:13
  never mind. Because like I more often,
• 58:18
  because generally I tend to think people are pretty
• 58:22
  intelligent for the most part. But man, if this year has taught
• 58:26
  me anything, it's that they're a lot more.
• 58:29
  Stupid. Stupid people that that I than I
• 58:34
  thought. People that I thought more evil
• 58:36
  people than I thought. Oh yeah, the.
• 58:41
  The amount of people that celebrated that man's
• 58:46
  assassination mocked it, joked it.
• 58:49
  The amount of guys that think they're really edgy making
• 58:54
  Charlie Kirk's dead costumes right now.
• 58:56
  Yeah, men and women, that's shameful.
• 58:59
  So cringe. It's not.
• 59:01
  It's like it's not even a funny joke, because it's a joke that
• 59:05
  was done to death when Kurt Cobain killed himself, all
• 59:08
  right? It's the same joke.
• 59:10
  They're even some of these people have gone so far as to
• 59:14
  and I'm not kidding, you can find these videos anywhere
• 59:17
  because they're extremely popular because people are so
• 59:21
  shocked that people are just blatantly recording themselves
• 59:24
  saying that his wife and his children need to be next, that
• 59:30
  they need to be essentially executed as well.
• 59:34
  And then, you know, move on to well, people like you, Sam
• 59:38
  podcasters that talk about anything political that doesn't
• 59:41
  follow their view of politics. Who Max me.
• 59:46
  We should be next too after that.
• 59:48
  Sam and more get it more than a lot of people over on Twitter
• 59:52
  from the disabled quote UN quote the it's not even the disabled
• 59:56
  community, right? It's always somebody with a
• 59:59
  fucking working body telling y'all how you should feel.
• 1:00:03
  I'm I'm the Uncle Tom of the disabled community.
• 1:00:07
  Yeah. Well one of the funniest bits
• 1:00:11
  that we did just like 2 weeks ago.
• 1:00:15
  Some of the insults that like more and I both get don't even
• 1:00:18
  make sense. And I'm a shoe.
• 1:00:22
  Well, yeah. Well, that yeah, that's what,
• 1:00:25
  that's exactly what I was. Getting you are the fancy.
• 1:00:27
  First of all, you are a pair of shoes.
• 1:00:30
  I am an Uncle Tom. Q.
• 1:00:32
  And a matching cowboy hat. Second of all, you are the
• 1:00:38
  nicest pair of shoes in the world, Sir.
• 1:00:41
  As long as I'm a pair of Italians, I'm good.
• 1:00:45
  We can't forget the fuzzy Bunny slippers.
• 1:00:49
  Yeah, we could make multiple shoes.
• 1:00:52
  Oh, we can get some stripper boots.
• 1:00:54
  All right. Wait, wait, wait more.
• 1:00:55
  OK. We already did the.
• 1:00:56
  Side tangent, got to do this really quick.
• 1:00:58
  It's in my head I got to do it more.
• 1:01:00
  You like the creepy and morbid like I do.
• 1:01:04
  As we discussed making him into shoes.
• 1:01:07
  So we make the fuzzy Bunny slippers, but the faces, we do
• 1:01:14
  like those. I forget what the the stuffed
• 1:01:16
  animals are called, but the ones that look like they're made with
• 1:01:18
  like real teeth and stuff. Oh, taxidermy.
• 1:01:21
  Those are the no, not the the the animals.
• 1:01:24
  The little stuffed animals that have the fake teeth on them and
• 1:01:28
  the creepy faces. Yep, we do that with the
• 1:01:31
  slippers and have them do like the crazy bloodshot eyes.
• 1:01:35
  Absolutely. Yeah, you really got a tan human
• 1:01:41
  leather though, or it stinks. Just wanted to let everybody
• 1:01:45
  know that these these articles of clothing would probably be
• 1:01:48
  more for show. Yeah.
• 1:01:50
  And it's going to be white fur with parts of it dyed red, you
• 1:01:55
  know, like it's covered in blood.
• 1:01:56
  I mean, we're just making lemon aid out of lemon, see, They're
• 1:02:00
  the ones that want to turn you guys into shoes.
• 1:02:03
  I just want to make sure that you become the finest shoes
• 1:02:06
  possible. OK, Yeah.
• 1:02:08
  So what you're saying, what you're saying we need an expert
• 1:02:11
  like Ed Gein? This is this is also what people
• 1:02:19
  hate though. Charlie's house.
• 1:02:43
  My heart. It's.
• 1:02:48
  OK, see, Sam, now you done made everybody.
• 1:02:58
  You made all of them cry. What's wrong with you?
• 1:03:02
  You let me talk, you make them cry.
• 1:03:05
  What are we going to do for the people?
• 1:03:07
  Sam, wait a minute. Oh no.
• 1:03:09
  I got it. Oh no, I got a list for the
• 1:03:12
  people. There we go that.
• 1:03:13
  For the people, Maxim. OK.
• 1:03:16
  Weird, now I did it. For the Rock.
• 1:03:20
  Now we have a new segment, folks.
• 1:03:23
  We do a weekly top ten list, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:03:29
  He's a little too excited for this one.
• 1:03:31
  I'm I'm nervous. I'm not sure, it might be a
• 1:03:35
  little obscure for everybody. I got a top ten list.
• 1:03:39
  I get that. Fancy candy dandy, you did this
• 1:03:44
  too, because she wrote like a lot of the list.
• 1:03:47
  But that's because it's actual things.
• 1:03:51
  And so this week's top ten list, Max's top 10, is top 10 things
• 1:03:57
  Max's head thrown at him on stream that are more dangerous
• 1:04:02
  than a plushie. Yep.
• 1:04:06
  So there's video evidence of all of this over the course of
• 1:04:09
  several years of streams where I say something and then I get hit
• 1:04:15
  from the heavens above. Because I throw stuff at him.
• 1:04:19
  And then and then. So this is the ten of those
• 1:04:22
  things. Only 10.
• 1:04:24
  We had to limit the list of 10 that are more dangerous than a
• 1:04:28
  fucking plushy doll. We started this on Monday and
• 1:04:32
  had it done by like Tuesday morning.
• 1:04:34
  So no things that I have actually had thrown at me or
• 1:04:39
  been hit with in a lot of cases on stream that are more
• 1:04:43
  dangerous than a plushie, a baby shoe Sam, you remember that one?
• 1:04:49
  I do. Fucking.
• 1:04:50
  Forehead. That one was quite humorous.
• 1:04:53
  Yeah #9A shiny 2023 nickel. I checked after Sam to make sure
• 1:05:03
  what year it was. What?
• 1:05:07
  Yeah. I think that was during
• 1:05:09
  Fartimania if I'm not mistaken. Well, yeah.
• 1:05:14
  Yeah, I don't have, you know, Fartimania, you're going to get
• 1:05:17
  some shit thrown at you, especially when you're the heel
• 1:05:22
  number 8A tube of hand lotion. That one had a good arc to it.
• 1:05:27
  It went boing. Diggity.
• 1:05:31
  Well, you know, at least it wasn't ditty that no, never
• 1:05:36
  mind. No, no, no, baby oil, Say hand
• 1:05:39
  lotion, different thing #7 did you even get this one ready?
• 1:05:45
  We were going to have it and I don't have it now.
• 1:05:47
  Oh, it's upstairs. Sonic the Hedgehog Slipper Sam.
• 1:05:53
  I was this because I remember that character for a while.
• 1:05:56
  Stay away from that community, by the way.
• 1:06:01
  Yeah, so Sonic the Hedgehog slipper, either the left or the
• 1:06:06
  right. I I know it was the same one
• 1:06:08
  every time. Both I've had both.
• 1:06:13
  So 2 Sonic the Hedgehog slippers, number six soda
• 1:06:21
  bottles, like some of these deals like the two leaders, but
• 1:06:25
  mostly they're more like the more like the like water
• 1:06:31
  bottles. A lot of these sometimes the
• 1:06:34
  caps, you know, stuff like that. It just comes flying at me.
• 1:06:40
  I'm not really sure why, Sam, but this happened.
• 1:06:44
  So numbers take soda bottles. Yeah.
• 1:06:50
  Oh hey, it's Sonic the Hedgehog. Sloppiness.
• 1:06:58
  Thanks, Sonic #5 gum and candy at like the same time.
• 1:07:08
  I think it was just like a handful of the shit and it hit
• 1:07:11
  me. Yeah, I remember.
• 1:07:13
  I remember gum. He means this.
• 1:07:17
  Yeah, Gum. Was it was it?
• 1:07:23
  Was it 5 gum though? I've heard that one hits you.
• 1:07:27
  Real hard sometimes actually it was 5 gum little piece of it
• 1:07:30
  like pink and it hit me in the forehead.
• 1:07:34
  Do you aim for the forehead or is it just so big?
• 1:07:37
  Both. Both.
• 1:07:40
  Yes. Yes.
• 1:07:41
  Both fair #4 Baby Yoda, Sam and I could.
• 1:07:48
  Put you can barely see him, he's right back.
• 1:07:51
  There, you should get him to show why it's more dangerous
• 1:07:55
  than a plushy, because it isn't a plushy.
• 1:07:57
  It's actually made out of hard plastic.
• 1:08:00
  Oh, no. My phone is going to die.
• 1:08:08
  Just when I was going to show off Baby Yoda.
• 1:08:10
  We'll get that fixed, Sam. Sorry.
• 1:08:12
  Well, super Bass, you gendered your phone.
• 1:08:18
  I know. Oh, shut up.
• 1:08:22
  Wow, but did you misgender it? Well, maybe because I did just
• 1:08:27
  plug something into it. Oh, God.
• 1:08:30
  Well, you'll have to wait to finish the list.
• 1:08:33
  Or no. Well, wait to see Baby Yoda.
• 1:08:36
  But it is hard. It's hard, Sam.
• 1:08:38
  We're officialist. Anyway, Number 3A hair brush.
• 1:08:42
  You remember that one, Sam? I do, I've got I've got me on
• 1:08:48
  solo Cam right now. That's good.
• 1:08:52
  I'll. I'll turn it back on when we're
• 1:08:54
  done with the list and show you the thing.
• 1:08:56
  Dumbass I am #2A candle. One of them.
• 1:09:04
  Little like Yankee spirit type doohickeys.
• 1:09:08
  Thankfully it wasn't wet. Don't give her fucking ideas,
• 1:09:12
  she likes to fire anyway. We're gonna read them back.
• 1:09:17
  The top 10 things throw Max has had thrown at him on stream that
• 1:09:22
  are more dangerous than a plushie #10A baby shoe #9A shiny
• 1:09:28
  2023 nickel number 8A tube of hand lotion #7 Sonic the
• 1:09:34
  Hedgehog slipper #6 soda bottles #5 gum and candy #4 baby fucking
• 1:09:41
  Yoda number 3A hair brush #2A candle.
• 1:09:45
  And the number one thing that Maxine has thrown at me on
• 1:09:49
  stream that's more dangerous than a fucking plushie is a
• 1:09:52
  book. She threw the book at me many a
• 1:09:55
  time, Sam, So it's been yours at one point.
• 1:10:01
  Well, hopefully it was one of the hopefully he.
• 1:10:06
  Was going to say hardcover, wasn't he?
• 1:10:08
  Well, no, hopefully it was one of the paperbacks because I
• 1:10:13
  dropped one of the hard covers on my foot the other day and
• 1:10:16
  man, that like actually. I haven't straight up thrown a
• 1:10:24
  hardcover book at him, but I have walked up behind him and
• 1:10:27
  whacked him in the head with one.
• 1:10:29
  That's true right in the back, like in the in the domium area,
• 1:10:35
  you know? Never super hard.
• 1:10:40
  I don't remember. Oh, shut it.
• 1:10:42
  I don't remember a lot these days, Sam.
• 1:10:46
  Ah, I have no idea why. Brain damage I would imagine.
• 1:10:57
  Yeah, so obviously the joke is the the Twitch thing is relates
• 1:11:05
  to the plushies being thrown, right?
• 1:11:08
  While I try and get my camera back up and sorted for you here,
• 1:11:14
  let's talk about Twitch. You guys talked about Twitch
• 1:11:18
  Con, but how caught up are you Sam?
• 1:11:23
  Basically all, all we talked about last week was the Emiru
• 1:11:26
  situation. We haven't talked about the
• 1:11:28
  development after that and other incidences that have since come
• 1:11:32
  out after that as well. Wait there.
• 1:11:35
  Yeah, be well, because I did, I did tune into the Fake United
• 1:11:39
  podcast and they basically talked about the Emiru situation
• 1:11:43
  too. But like, I haven't, I haven't
• 1:11:45
  heard anything after that. So yeah, spill the beans more
• 1:11:51
  What? What have I and Max while I
• 1:11:54
  missed, gentlemen? Well.
• 1:11:59
  Well, well, this piece of shit mischief has tried to defend
• 1:12:02
  himself very very poorly, trying to whine, bitch and complain
• 1:12:07
  about being quote UN quote abused by plushies.
• 1:12:14
  Uh huh. So kind just for the audience,
• 1:12:21
  like I know you guys gave me a brief primer.
• 1:12:24
  So who is who is Miss Kiff like I've.
• 1:12:28
  OK so these are all popular ish twitch streamers.
• 1:12:34
  I'm back. This is baby Yoda.
• 1:12:36
  He's a pirate for Halloween, apparently.
• 1:12:40
  Oh nice. Miss miss miss kiff.
• 1:12:42
  I mean Roo are popular twitch streamers.
• 1:12:45
  Yeah. And Miss Kiff was part of an
• 1:12:50
  organization called OTK, and Asma Gold used to be in it.
• 1:12:57
  I'm not really sure what the deal with that is, but he had
• 1:13:02
  been accused of things in the past, I guess falsely
• 1:13:07
  allegations against him or so people say that we've proven to
• 1:13:11
  be basically not true. But now this dude, Hey, Craig's
• 1:13:18
  here. You should throw him an invite.
• 1:13:19
  He he he probably has some thoughts on the platform.
• 1:13:22
  Worse. So Miss Kiff is now Emmy Rue.
• 1:13:28
  As you may know, Sam is the girl that was assaulted sexually at
• 1:13:32
  Twitch Con. Yeah, that that I that I do know
• 1:13:36
  because she. And victim blame by the CEO.
• 1:13:39
  And victim blame who? At least they apologized.
• 1:13:45
  What the hell made that man think that that was appropriate
• 1:13:48
  attire to sit down for an official fucking interview with
• 1:13:52
  that fucking cowboy hat, The hair, he looked like a freaking
• 1:13:56
  weirdo you would see walking off the street coming up to you
• 1:13:59
  like, hey pretty lady, can I get you a drink or some fucking
• 1:14:03
  weird ass shit like that. And then he opens his mouth and
• 1:14:06
  I'm like, Oh my God. And that's how we think it's
• 1:14:09
  appropriate for him to talk. And then you see the the videos
• 1:14:12
  of him with the women dancing at the Twitch con thing, He's well,
• 1:14:15
  this poor woman's like, Oh my God, I was sexually.
• 1:14:17
  Under underage women too, right? From what from what I've heard.
• 1:14:22
  Yeah. That's because he's the CEO and
• 1:14:26
  it's fucking Twitch Con and Dan's here to party, baby.
• 1:14:31
  Yeah, I mean. What?
• 1:14:33
  I know, right? That's fucked up.
• 1:14:35
  He's here. That that that piece of shit
• 1:14:38
  should not be partying with his essentially his fucking
• 1:14:42
  employees like. Why is his entire feed like all
• 1:14:46
  the ones that he follow? All of those type of girls.
• 1:14:49
  Because he's a 16 year old fucking gooner.
• 1:14:51
  Before we move on to the Miskiff stuff, since we're still at
• 1:14:54
  Twitchcon Morpheus, have you seen the the AI remix of Dan?
• 1:15:02
  It's not even an AI singing Gucci Marks I.
• 1:15:05
  Believe it is. Oh yeah, it's fucking hilarious.
• 1:15:08
  Can you get the link to that to Sam so he could show it?
• 1:15:11
  Because it's fucking hilarious. Yeah, let me see.
• 1:15:13
  Yeah, it's a it's a song this guy made with AI.
• 1:15:16
  He's I believe he sings it and it's about Dan Clancy as CEO and
• 1:15:25
  it also he made the song about Hassan shock my dog.
• 1:15:30
  Oh my God, that one's. Awesome.
• 1:15:31
  Oh my God. Yeah, so he made one about Dan
• 1:15:35
  Clancy and it's just as hilarious.
• 1:15:39
  And then I want but so while he gets you that link.
• 1:15:44
  So after the Twitchcon thing, after she spoke out, Emmy came
• 1:15:49
  out into the stream separate from that where she said I have
• 1:15:53
  to talk about my relationship and the the problems I've been
• 1:15:56
  having with Miss Kiff. And it's about a 40 minute
• 1:16:00
  stream and there's a lot there to unpack, but the basic
• 1:16:05
  accusations. Kind of heartbreaking.
• 1:16:07
  Is he was a jealous sort of manipulative boyfriend and that
• 1:16:13
  he did engage in things at least adjacent to violent against her.
• 1:16:18
  I would say sort of culminating almost in when their
• 1:16:23
  relationship was at its most turmoil.
• 1:16:26
  He took her and then they'd broken up.
• 1:16:29
  He took her wanting a hug and and decided he could just shove
• 1:16:34
  his hands down her pants and then say, Oh my God, you're
• 1:16:38
  going to call me a rapist or whatever.
• 1:16:40
  When he realized that that was inappropriate, he would punch
• 1:16:43
  walls. He was punching walls on stream
• 1:16:46
  and a lot of it had to do with that he wasn't as popular as her
• 1:16:49
  or these other people. That's what she says.
• 1:16:53
  OK, so I'm was summarizing Sammy's claims.
• 1:16:57
  I actually do believe a lot of what she said.
• 1:17:00
  There's evidence for quite a bit of it as well in terms of
• 1:17:03
  streaming and things. And she's not.
• 1:17:08
  The reason the plushy thing matters to Sam or anybody else
• 1:17:12
  that doesn't know is in his response he justified punching
• 1:17:15
  walls and all the the other behaviour.
• 1:17:19
  He's getting out of her. Because she would get mad, yell
• 1:17:23
  at him and throw plushies, plushie dolls.
• 1:17:30
  And I'm saying this thing hurts, man.
• 1:17:33
  Hey, yeah. That's just hard.
• 1:17:38
  That's what she's saying that. Was.
• 1:17:40
  Hard. You hurt.
• 1:17:43
  Him. Fucking he's.
• 1:17:45
  Just a. Baby.
• 1:17:46
  Grown man then, and then, and then he's saying in response to
• 1:17:52
  it that he's going to kill himself.
• 1:17:53
  And everybody's just laughing at it, right?
• 1:17:55
  Because that's the way, of course you're in trouble.
• 1:17:57
  You're going to kill yourself. Yeah, shut.
• 1:18:01
  Up he's in a bad head space so and and then tangential to all
• 1:18:07
  this sexual assault related drama with twitch Sam there's
• 1:18:14
  two women that at multiple events sexually three separate
• 1:18:20
  occasions Sam sexually abused this young man Saeed, who is
• 1:18:26
  well he's an assistant to is it kycinet or something like that.
• 1:18:33
  He he works with a big streamer, but he's not.
• 1:18:36
  Oh. Oh, wait, so there's so there's
• 1:18:39
  there's sexual abuse on both genders.
• 1:18:42
  That is what you're. Yes but but the person that
• 1:18:46
  assaulted Emmy one time got a permanent ban and the 2 ladies
• 1:18:55
  and I use that term very loosely that assaulted.
• 1:18:59
  Before you get to that man, they got a permanent ban after Emmy's
• 1:19:06
  manager pissed got pissed off because they were only going to
• 1:19:09
  do 30 days. Yep.
• 1:19:11
  That's fair, that is fair, but I just wanted to say that the two
• 1:19:15
  women that assaulted this young man 3 separate occasions and
• 1:19:19
  then mocked him for it publicly and called him a pussy and all
• 1:19:22
  this stuff. We.
• 1:19:24
  We do. Have one day.
• 1:19:26
  We do have a, Yep. They got one day for repeatedly
• 1:19:31
  sexually assaulting, harassing and stalking a man 1 fucking
• 1:19:35
  day. And one of.
• 1:19:37
  Them if they use the sleeping excuse, I think they they
• 1:19:41
  probably used a sweeten excuse for the the sexual assault
• 1:19:44
  didn't last long enough. Oh my.
• 1:19:46
  God, Oh my God, it. Didn't the sexual assault in a
• 1:19:50
  in a case didn't last long enough for the judge to
• 1:19:53
  determine it to be like rape? Yeah, the rape didn't last long
• 1:19:57
  enough. Probably it was too short.
• 1:19:59
  It's too short now. So now you're going to have
• 1:20:04
  rapists out there with stopwatches.
• 1:20:05
  Great. Good job.
• 1:20:08
  I don't know if they're going to care in Sweden, however they
• 1:20:11
  might. You know, in the US we do have
• 1:20:13
  the enterprising innovation where somebody might actually
• 1:20:16
  pull out their watch and say, I got you on the clock.
• 1:20:19
  I'm seriously, they're setting a precedent for speed raping?
• 1:20:26
  That's insane. You know, it wasn't that long
• 1:20:28
  ago where those Bombaclavs had daggering on the dance floor.
• 1:20:32
  I I I ate to laugh at. I ate to laugh at the concept of
• 1:20:37
  like it's. Like speed dating, you know,
• 1:20:41
  it's just speed struggle snuggles.
• 1:20:44
  It's horrific. No, that's so encourages it's.
• 1:20:48
  Kind. Of.
• 1:20:50
  It's, it's, it's horrific, but it's like, it's like darkness.
• 1:20:54
  It's a horrifying reality that you can either laugh or cry at
• 1:20:57
  this one, but the outcome is the same.
• 1:20:59
  There's no light. Yeah.
• 1:21:02
  And you know, as funny as we, as much light as we can make of a
• 1:21:05
  dark situation, it's truly fucked up.
• 1:21:08
  And I hope that judge realizes that nobody's going to give a
• 1:21:11
  fuck if they got raped and it didn't last long enough.
• 1:21:13
  So I, I have to, I have to ask Craig, because you and Evan and
• 1:21:20
  Steve kind of pointed this out a few weeks ago on your guys's
• 1:21:25
  show. Does anyone here think there's
• 1:21:28
  going to be a Twitch con next year?
• 1:21:30
  Because I sure. As hell not, I hope not if
• 1:21:33
  there. Is or needs not to be.
• 1:21:35
  No, but I've been to conferences across the world at this point
• 1:21:39
  and I got to tell ya, nothing like the shit show they pushed
• 1:21:43
  on twitch conference. Yeah, right.
• 1:21:45
  Even even for like, this is what I've been trying to get across
• 1:21:48
  to people. Event security for like Normie
• 1:21:54
  Carpenter conference is stronger than what I witnessed with
• 1:21:58
  Twitch. I was, yeah.
• 1:22:00
  I've been. I've been.
• 1:22:01
  And I just wanted to further state, Sam, I've talked to some
• 1:22:04
  people and, and something I suspected and said last time was
• 1:22:07
  true. A lot of people in the security
• 1:22:10
  business, the big firms, aren't going to work with Twitch right
• 1:22:15
  now. Don't know what's that day.
• 1:22:19
  No, yeah. They don't want any part of
• 1:22:20
  this. So when they say they're going
• 1:22:22
  to restructure their security for the next witch con, all the
• 1:22:26
  major companies are saying with whom?
• 1:22:29
  With whom, Yeah. Well.
• 1:22:32
  Yeah. I mean John.
• 1:22:34
  Yeah, John would. You like Amazon security that
• 1:22:37
  was literally responsible for this nightmare?
• 1:22:40
  Good luck. That let it fucking happen.
• 1:22:42
  Then no woman should ever go to any event with twitch branding
• 1:22:45
  ever again until they can Max. Or a man for that fucking
• 1:22:49
  matter. Because like I said, Saeed.
• 1:22:50
  Yeah, yeah, it's. Infuriating They they twitch
• 1:22:55
  thinks sexual assault is just fine.
• 1:22:59
  And it's worth a one day ban. And.
• 1:23:02
  Probably the study Khan philosophy, you know, it's it's
• 1:23:04
  just part and parcel of being in a big event.
• 1:23:09
  It's disgusting. Yeah, I mean, I mean Bezos at
• 1:23:13
  Bezos. At this point you should just
• 1:23:15
  cut twitch loose. Honestly.
• 1:23:19
  I I. Wish you would it's a it's a
• 1:23:23
  it's a it's it's starting to rear its ugly head, but it's a
• 1:23:26
  toxic asset the. The toxic.
• 1:23:30
  Community and the the ad revenue is not going to outweigh the
• 1:23:34
  liability at a certain point. Look, even even people in the
• 1:23:38
  even people in my space in the indie author circle are like
• 1:23:43
  really kind of set by this because we there, there are
• 1:23:47
  other like entrepreneurs like myself who make money with
• 1:23:51
  Amazon and. Dan Clancy's had needs to roll,
• 1:23:55
  meaning he needs to be fucking fired.
• 1:23:58
  Yeah, yeah. As someone who makes money
• 1:24:02
  through Amazon, yeah, I don't, I don't appreciate this being even
• 1:24:08
  Chan gently associated with, you know, Twitch.
• 1:24:12
  And I don't even use Twitch. Speaking of tangential
• 1:24:15
  associations, you notice that JD Vance was clowning on Hassan
• 1:24:20
  earlier. I did say that I did, yeah.
• 1:24:28
  Well, you know. Even going out.
• 1:24:30
  A little toxic. Out of the blue they shut down
• 1:24:34
  the MMO New World and fired the entire team.
• 1:24:39
  Amazon did. That was what, yesterday?
• 1:24:43
  Yep. Yeah, so like, Amazon's got
• 1:24:47
  problems, no doubt. I actually think it's funny they
• 1:24:50
  act on New World but not on the sexual assault epidemic at
• 1:24:55
  Twitch. Isn't that interesting what
• 1:24:57
  their priorities are? New World was a moderate success
• 1:25:01
  for them. Sam and they were more worried
• 1:25:04
  about getting rid of the people worked on New World, which is an
• 1:25:07
  all right game by the way, and it's a shame they're shutting it
• 1:25:09
  down. It's not great.
• 1:25:10
  It's all right. It's admits mid.
• 1:25:14
  The the PVP's kind of fun, but it gets old.
• 1:25:16
  But otherwise it wasn't the worst game ever made.
• 1:25:19
  It was a moderate success for them.
• 1:25:21
  Fire those people in mass all at once with barely any notice, and
• 1:25:26
  shut the game down on all the paying customers who bought it.
• 1:25:30
  But. Don't deal, but don't deal with
• 1:25:32
  the sexual assault epidemic at your fucking platform.
• 1:25:36
  What? What was the game shut down for?
• 1:25:41
  They shut down the studio Sam, Amazon Game Studios.
• 1:25:44
  They shut it down. A A was it?
• 1:25:50
  Yeah, OK. I just weren't getting good
• 1:25:51
  return on investment for it then.
• 1:25:53
  Yeah. OK, OK, so they just decided to
• 1:25:56
  shut. So they decided to shut that
• 1:25:59
  down because it was it. Was supposedly also working on a
• 1:26:03
  Lord of the Rings MMO Which. Was covered in the studio so
• 1:26:08
  yeah, so they shut down Amazon Game Studio because that wasn't
• 1:26:12
  making them money but. Which which?
• 1:26:14
  Yeah, which Twitch, which at this point is like a, is
• 1:26:17
  probably like a loss leader. Because it's it.
• 1:26:20
  No, no, it makes tons of money. Because it's a.
• 1:26:22
  Teenage Twitch has got to make money.
• 1:26:25
  It's it's a teenage fucking Cam girl entry.
• 1:26:29
  Level Cam girl it's. Possible that it doesn't make
• 1:26:32
  money on paper. It's possible it doesn't make
• 1:26:35
  money on paper, but it certainly is making cash for Amazon.
• 1:26:39
  They admit they admit that trying to compete with Steam.
• 1:26:42
  I don't know if you saw these, Craig, but the the leak former
• 1:26:47
  executive sort of leaking some stuff says that they were trying
• 1:26:50
  to compete with steam with their and they definitely did.
• 1:26:54
  Bad idea. And they that they did not think
• 1:26:57
  they thought they say, he said in the article.
• 1:26:59
  We're 250 times the size of Steam.
• 1:27:03
  It made perfect sense on paper that we could take that market
• 1:27:06
  share because we just have more eyeballs than them.
• 1:27:08
  OK? But we underestimated the habits
• 1:27:11
  of routine that PC gamers have. Yep.
• 1:27:15
  I got I got a quick answer for them there.
• 1:27:18
  All you have to do is not be evil.
• 1:27:21
  Like just look at what Gavin does.
• 1:27:23
  He does basically as much as he can to not do anything like
• 1:27:28
  that's that's his thing. His Zen thing is, don't there's
• 1:27:31
  a potato there's. A potato on the board of
• 1:27:35
  directors of Valve, did you know that?
• 1:27:37
  I'm pretty sure. That's hilarious.
• 1:27:39
  Yeah, it's a literal it's, it's a literal potato.
• 1:27:44
  Yeah, there you go. Because there is no real board
• 1:27:46
  of directors, so they just made a potato on it and they replace
• 1:27:50
  it every once in a while when it gets too old.
• 1:27:54
  I mean, that's a pretty, that's a pretty cheap upkeep, you think
• 1:27:57
  like. And I bet you that potato. 65
• 1:27:59
  potatoes a year, right? Best advice any board of
• 1:28:03
  directors ever gave any company. I know what the advice is.
• 1:28:07
  Someone walks in and says let's change stuff and Gavin picks it
• 1:28:10
  up and pegs them in the head. Yeah.
• 1:28:14
  It kind of looks at. It's it's so simple.
• 1:28:17
  All you got to do is is make like look at the convenience of
• 1:28:20
  the platform. It's it does not spam you with
• 1:28:23
  ads. I don't know if you've noticed
• 1:28:25
  trying to deal with even something like Discord lately
• 1:28:28
  where it just like all the fucking ads that are built into
• 1:28:31
  it. Oh my.
• 1:28:32
  Pay for Nitro too. Oh my.
• 1:28:34
  Oh my God. Oh my God.
• 1:28:37
  Well I have a problem with discord where like every time at
• 1:28:41
  least on mobile where like every time I go to send a message I
• 1:28:44
  accidentally tap like the the gift Nitro.
• 1:28:48
  Or like you can just you can just do your own thing with
• 1:28:52
  their hardware. That's a nice thing, too.
• 1:28:54
  Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know, Steam
• 1:28:58
  the the headset, the the Steam Deck, I mean, it's, it's all
• 1:29:04
  it's it's virtually seamless for integration between the
• 1:29:08
  different components and. By the way.
• 1:29:12
  It doesn't get in your way of enjoying the products.
• 1:29:15
  No, we just did the other day on her stream.
• 1:29:18
  She was playing Left for Dead 2 on here.
• 1:29:21
  I was streaming it from the computer.
• 1:29:23
  We had a lot of fun and it was the easiest thing to set up that
• 1:29:26
  one, because obviously it's left for dead.
• 1:29:31
  Valve will make sure that shit works, right?
• 1:29:34
  Some other games, I'll say this, there are complexities with the
• 1:29:38
  hardware that if the developer doesn't take into account that
• 1:29:41
  it can be difficult sometimes to do what you want, but it's not.
• 1:29:45
  That's not Val's fucking fault. Right.
• 1:29:49
  By the way, I. Guess I got it.
• 1:29:52
  By the way, I do have a buy me a coffee page LinkedIn the
• 1:29:58
  description in addition to the books.
• 1:30:02
  Please buy the books so that I can.
• 1:30:06
  Get a steam Deck. Just like I got the microphone,
• 1:30:11
  the new microphone I have with the book sales.
• 1:30:15
  Get Sammy a Steam Deck for Christmas, I think that'd be
• 1:30:18
  chilling. Yeah, because my, because my PS,
• 1:30:23
  because my PSP died like a long yes time ago.
• 1:30:28
  Get Sam a business expense for Christmas.
• 1:30:31
  Yeah, I mean, you know what's great?
• 1:30:34
  Like like this is exactly why we're going to sit here and like
• 1:30:39
  literally just glaze a fucking corporation when you will high
• 1:30:44
  find every single person here who's doing that hard pressed to
• 1:30:47
  glaze any other fucking corporation in the whole fucking
• 1:30:50
  world. It's because when they released
• 1:30:51
  this little bad boy piece of hardware, the first thing they
• 1:30:54
  did was say, Oh yeah, taking it apart.
• 1:30:57
  That ain't going to void the warranty as long as you don't do
• 1:30:59
  nothing stupid with it and they actually follow through with the
• 1:31:02
  end user license agreement. Do you, do you know that there
• 1:31:07
  is no other like quote UN quote console or handheld that that's
• 1:31:10
  true of right? If you take that shit apart,
• 1:31:15
  Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo, whoever says that the warranties
• 1:31:19
  void is like why would that void the warranty?
• 1:31:22
  We want you to be able to do that if you need to.
• 1:31:25
  It's your device, you should be able to do it.
• 1:31:28
  That's why it's got Linux. But you can install Windows on
• 1:31:32
  it because it's your fucking hardware.
• 1:31:34
  How many companies let you own your hardware?
• 1:31:37
  Well, I'll tell you what, if they're not starting with some
• 1:31:40
  form of a Linux kernel, they aren't doing that.
• 1:31:44
  You just reminded me of something I don't know if you
• 1:31:46
  guys saw the PAL world, the Nintendo patent that was meant
• 1:31:53
  to fuck with them that got denied.
• 1:31:56
  Good denied. Get a fuck Nintendo.
• 1:32:01
  Suck a Dick, Nintendo. And it needs.
• 1:32:03
  To be fun, now you're not. It's partially because they were
• 1:32:05
  trying to update the fucking patent before the deadline.
• 1:32:09
  Yep. Well, they, they, The funny
• 1:32:11
  thing is that they filed this patent with the prior art of pal
• 1:32:15
  world existing. And I know I'm not a Japanese
• 1:32:17
  lawyer, let alone an American lawyer.
• 1:32:20
  So you know, or reverse those. But it's like this seems pretty
• 1:32:25
  like in American law, prior art counts anything before the
• 1:32:29
  filing date. The filing date's what's
• 1:32:31
  matters. It's the priority date.
• 1:32:34
  And so as far as I understand it, Japan has something similar
• 1:32:38
  where they have like a priority date on their patents.
• 1:32:41
  And I don't understand like how prior is not considered there
• 1:32:44
  because it's like like, yeah, sure, Nintendo is important for
• 1:32:48
  Japan, but I'm pretty sure PAL World's important.
• 1:32:52
  That's right, that area too, prior.
• 1:32:54
  Art is important. That's why I'm prepared the next
• 1:32:57
  time Ethan Ralph has a huge sharding incident on stream.
• 1:33:01
  I'm coffee claiming that motherfucker because we invented
• 1:33:04
  Fartimania a long time ago. Please fucking do that.
• 1:33:09
  That'd be so much. That'd be so funny to see him
• 1:33:11
  try to fight that from Mexico. I I had no idea that Ralph was
• 1:33:18
  still alive until like the other day and.
• 1:33:21
  I. Go fucking.
• 1:33:23
  Out because Podolfel said he cooked Mersh and I was like,
• 1:33:26
  wait, what? And he did.
• 1:33:29
  He sure did. Not that.
• 1:33:32
  Oh yeah, that's how he got herpes, right?
• 1:33:35
  Remember when Mersh said that you'll never be bigger than him,
• 1:33:40
  Sam? Have you ever been cooked by
• 1:33:43
  Ethan Ralph? No.
• 1:33:49
  Damn, what an L Also, I have prepared a statement about
• 1:33:57
  Mersh, Sam, since we're talking Mersh now and this is kind of
• 1:34:00
  important to me, Sam, until the other day, I had never in my
• 1:34:07
  life considered the possibility that Mersch is a banana.
• 1:34:13
  But I want you to hear me out. Mersch made a video in which he
• 1:34:18
  explicitly denies being a banana, and that video gave me a
• 1:34:23
  really strong Remember when Johnny Fox made that video
• 1:34:27
  saying he's not a furry? He never heard of a furry,
• 1:34:30
  doesn't know what a furry is, never smelled nowhere near.
• 1:34:34
  A furry the. Miami of that rejected cartoon
• 1:34:37
  where the guy comes out and goes, I am up on it.
• 1:34:40
  Yeah, so like I am. Extremely.
• 1:34:49
  Stupid that Mersch may in fact be a banana.
• 1:34:56
  And I am willing. Sharp contrast here because
• 1:34:59
  previously he was like somehow a gayer or a Firestein guy, and
• 1:35:08
  now he's a gayer, Barbie Firestein banana.
• 1:35:15
  And you can see it too. Think about it if you picture it
• 1:35:19
  in your head. Mersh in a banana costume.
• 1:35:22
  Doing the anicion bit now. At first I thought that that was
• 1:35:26
  an AI edit that I had seen, but I think it was a dream I had
• 1:35:31
  where Marsh is going. I'm a banana.
• 1:35:33
  I'm a banana. What kind of fucking drugs are
• 1:35:37
  you doing dude? I.
• 1:35:42
  I had a tooth infection. I was sleeping heavy and I had a
• 1:35:47
  fever and Marsh was there and he was a banana Sam.
• 1:35:52
  Oma. I believe Mersch might be a
• 1:35:57
  banana. Matt, First off, Max, I, I know,
• 1:36:01
  I know you, I know you, I know you were sick last week and I'm,
• 1:36:04
  I'm sorry about that. Dreaming up out about Mersch.
• 1:36:09
  That might be the worst part of like like.
• 1:36:13
  Yeah, it's like hell. Right, Yeah, the the two at.
• 1:36:16
  Least he was singing that he was a banana and it it it felt real.
• 1:36:21
  Sam, I looked for this video but I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist
• 1:36:28
  and it's of Mersh in a banana outfit.
• 1:36:31
  I'm a banana, I'm a banana. That's it.
• 1:36:36
  I think it I can make that but I don't know AI on account it
• 1:36:40
  creeps me out. I can.
• 1:36:43
  Help you with that one. Cause those motherfuckers be
• 1:36:46
  plotting to kill you already. And I, I don't want to be
• 1:36:50
  suspicious of anybody. I'm talking to Paul.
• 1:36:53
  And to kill me, you know it's. AII love the fact Max that he
• 1:36:57
  was that like the best thing that like he could come up with
• 1:37:02
  for me that merge could is that I was like Walt Junior from.
• 1:37:07
  Oh my. God that.
• 1:37:08
  He couldn't even see the writing on the wall.
• 1:37:12
  With that yellow shirt that you're wearing that you are also
• 1:37:16
  a banana. I had.
• 1:37:21
  I hadn't even thought of that. My mind is blown, Sam.
• 1:37:26
  I don't know who to trust anymore.
• 1:37:29
  Are you a rich source of potassium or not?
• 1:37:36
  Well, my my ex-girlfriend says I am, but that's that's another
• 1:37:43
  story. Not Mercius, let's be real.
• 1:37:53
  Not Mercius A Remember he couldn't get it up for show me
• 1:37:57
  kitties so he definitely isn't a good source of potassium.
• 1:38:02
  No, she she is sub to this channel though.
• 1:38:06
  I know, I know, I know that. Yeah, well, I'm not.
• 1:38:10
  Yeah. Max.
• 1:38:12
  I'm not a hater, I just always remember that he's an asshole.
• 1:38:16
  See, I feel like it's time like there's been this like toxic
• 1:38:22
  side of motherfuckers that just want to be like women's as
• 1:38:26
  bitches, but it's time for like if you want to be a conservative
• 1:38:30
  man, actually respecting the women around you in your
• 1:38:33
  community and keeping them out of harm's way and like going out
• 1:38:37
  of your way to do so is the most conservative thing you can do.
• 1:38:40
  Tell me I'm wrong. What a what a concept, man.
• 1:38:47
  Like hating women like Andrew Tate can I guess you feel edgy
• 1:38:50
  or cool or whatever, but at the end of the day.
• 1:38:53
  Yeah. If you're conserving something,
• 1:38:57
  it's probably the structure in which we protect our women in
• 1:39:00
  our culture and stop being weird creeps.
• 1:39:04
  Yeah. Fuck is up with this.
• 1:39:06
  Shit, you got you got that Dan Clancy video there, Sammy?
• 1:39:10
  Beat a motherfucker's ass if you see him sexually.
• 1:39:14
  Assaulted woman What? Is this hard concept?
• 1:39:16
  I do and well but first sorry this this is 1 I favorite like
• 1:39:21
  old YouTube videos. Well, now play that banana
• 1:39:26
  propaganda. I am a banana.
• 1:39:40
  John Herzl is fucking awesome. Yeah, the rejected.
• 1:39:46
  Cartridge is definitely a banana, Sam.
• 1:39:50
  Yeah, you might be too. Are you?
• 1:39:53
  Are you? Wait.
• 1:39:54
  OK, maybe he's not a banana. Are you a plantain?
• 1:39:59
  Well, I I do eat a lot of plantains living down here in
• 1:40:03
  Florida. And you are what you eat.
• 1:40:08
  Sam's a banana. Wait, so.
• 1:40:16
  Nada. Well, we we do know that Mersh.
• 1:40:20
  Is what else, Sam? You know what else?
• 1:40:22
  This proves? If you are what you eat, you eat
• 1:40:25
  a lot of bananas and plantains. You're a banana.
• 1:40:29
  That makes Mersh a Dick. Well, yeah.
• 1:40:36
  We figured it out. Mersh eats Dick.
• 1:40:40
  Makes someone else's Xanax and poop, doesn't it?
• 1:40:45
  You know, Mersch was one of the only people to like hold out for
• 1:40:49
  Cantwell, and that explains a lot if you think about it.
• 1:40:52
  Like Mersch? Defended Cantwell.
• 1:40:56
  Long. After.
• 1:40:57
  Even. The Nazis had abandoned Cantwell
• 1:41:00
  and realized what a nut he was, but Mersch was still like, no,
• 1:41:04
  you don't understand. He's like a.
• 1:41:06
  Me. Maybe I don't believe him.
• 1:41:08
  I believe him, is what I'm saying.
• 1:41:12
  Merch Merch got into a fight with Matt Christensen over not
• 1:41:17
  defending Cantwell. Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 1:41:20
  It's like, what? What does merch have to say
• 1:41:24
  about Cantwell being like the gayest guy that's ever been gay?
• 1:41:34
  Probably. Honestly, Merch is probably
• 1:41:41
  Honestly, probably Merch is jealous of.
• 1:41:43
  Probably Merch is probably jealous of about what's his.
• 1:41:49
  Face he's probably jealous of all the fresh Dick he was
• 1:41:51
  getting in prison. That's the funniest part of the
• 1:41:55
  Cantwell thing is he talked extensively about all his
• 1:42:00
  grinder shit right? And vehemently denies any gay
• 1:42:04
  shit in jail for some reason. As if anyone is going to believe
• 1:42:14
  that. Well, they thinks he thought
• 1:42:16
  protest too much. It's he literally wrote a gay
• 1:42:22
  porn novella about fucking a twink, but he's going to say
• 1:42:27
  that. Well, but when I was in jail
• 1:42:29
  though, never even thought about it.
• 1:42:32
  Pure sobriety, OK. Did how many years in there
• 1:42:37
  brother? Oh like 7 total.
• 1:42:41
  Yeah Nah. And and also the fact that he
• 1:42:44
  had started hooking up with people on Grinder before he went
• 1:42:47
  to jail by many years. Well, you know, Hey, Max, you
• 1:42:55
  know he's. Only straight in prison, Sam.
• 1:42:57
  And This is why, for his own good, he needs to be locked up
• 1:43:00
  immediately. Well, you know that that that's
• 1:43:05
  exactly how it works with Alcoholics, right?
• 1:43:07
  They're not Alcoholics when they're in rehab, that's when
• 1:43:09
  they go, you know, that's when they sober up.
• 1:43:13
  I mean, it's the exact same thing, right?
• 1:43:15
  I. Mean detoxes from penis in
• 1:43:17
  prison, I get you. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:20
  It's it's just. Hanging out, working out with
• 1:43:25
  dudes all day in a public shower, it really makes you less
• 1:43:29
  gay. Yeah, I mean, it's it's the
• 1:43:33
  ultimate Detox pro program. Anyway, what the hell were we
• 1:43:40
  talking about? Oh yeah, Mersh is a banana.
• 1:43:45
  You know, the fact that the fact that like I haven't even you're
• 1:43:48
  more up on the merch shore than I am at this at this point, Max.
• 1:43:52
  I know that he did not Sam. I had no idea about anything to
• 1:43:56
  do with merch to be honest except the Ethan Ralph cuck
• 1:43:59
  thing. And there was a video and it
• 1:44:03
  said Mersch denies being a banana.
• 1:44:06
  I think St. Fugal posted it and I watched
• 1:44:11
  the video Sam and I get to the part where he denies being a
• 1:44:15
  banana and I'm like, but Mersch, you're really, really not
• 1:44:20
  convincing. And so somehow, no matter how
• 1:44:25
  absurd this concept is, I am sort of forced to question
• 1:44:31
  whether or not this man is a banana.
• 1:44:34
  Oh, Oh dear God. I, I just I just.
• 1:44:37
  Because he denied it and Merch denies all kinds of shit that I
• 1:44:41
  know for a fact is like the opposite of what he says.
• 1:44:44
  So when he says that he's not a banana and then you get the
• 1:44:53
  yellow shirt. Well, listen, Matt.
• 1:44:58
  Sam. What's Matt?
• 1:44:59
  And the people taking control. Listen, Max, I hadn't, I hadn't
• 1:45:02
  seen this. But you, you peaked my
• 1:45:04
  curiosity. Need to raise an orange army to
• 1:45:10
  deal with the banana threat. You you peaked my curiosity,
• 1:45:14
  Max. Now I have, Yeah.
• 1:45:15
  Okay, judge for yourself. Chat.
• 1:45:18
  Ladies, gentlemen, judge for yourself, do you think after
• 1:45:22
  hearing his denial and about it's about a minute in, but you
• 1:45:26
  let it play because he denies, you know, go.
• 1:45:28
  I want to don't want to strip him of any context, Sam.
• 1:45:31
  It's a great option. Always, always appreciate it.
• 1:45:35
  Let's get after it. Let's have a good time tonight.
• 1:45:38
  There's just so much shit from the weekend I never got to.
• 1:45:48
  Of course, this bad boy is clock.
• 1:45:49
  I'm gonna clean it out. So let's get here.
• 1:45:53
  Let's have some fun. I guess first thing tonight.
• 1:46:01
  It's almost silly at this point the the amount of things.
• 1:46:11
  The amount of things this week that I have had to deny, the
• 1:46:21
  amount of things this week I have had to deny doing, the
• 1:46:26
  amount of things this week I have had to deny being have been
• 1:46:32
  numerous and increasingly ridiculous.
• 1:46:37
  So as I have had to say everything this week from from
• 1:46:43
  no. Real quick, I'd like to point
• 1:46:46
  out that he he made fun of me for stuttering on occasion.
• 1:46:51
  Even now, he's still taking fucking forever to get to his
• 1:46:55
  point. Sam, I don't know if you know
• 1:46:58
  this but this man has had multiple on screen strokes and
• 1:47:02
  unlike you. He.
• 1:47:03
  Has brain damage. Well, yeah.
• 1:47:09
  Sam Sam, this guy as. A brand at all?
• 1:47:12
  If I could explain it to you a little better, this guy Mersh
• 1:47:15
  here, he's kind of like Walter White Junior, if you know what I
• 1:47:18
  mean. Oh yeah.
• 1:47:23
  Anyway, he denies a bunch of stuff, you see, if you believe
• 1:47:27
  it. I can't magically hack into
• 1:47:30
  bitches brains and make them break up with their boyfriends
• 1:47:33
  'cause I'm, I don't know, I'm magic powers.
• 1:47:36
  No I am. It's not cyberpunk.
• 1:47:38
  I have not maxed out net runner. I have had to deny being a
• 1:47:44
  banana. At one point I had to deny being
• 1:47:48
  a actual banana. It's not a euphemism for
• 1:47:53
  anything. I had to deny that I was
• 1:47:56
  physically a banana this week. So to add to the list of insane
• 1:48:01
  things that I'm going to have to deny.
• 1:48:09
  Previously denied being a banana, but he did not deny
• 1:48:13
  being a banana in that video, Sir.
• 1:48:16
  We need to extend the meta here. Somebody needs to make make him
• 1:48:20
  deny that his spoon is too big. I want to see him bring out his
• 1:48:28
  fucking floor and say my spoons are not too big.
• 1:48:36
  Oh dear God, I was. Trying to be nice, I.
• 1:48:40
  I was, I was nice to you. Sam, he's a banana.
• 1:48:52
  It's literally the Johnny Fox trap.
• 1:48:54
  Like I said, Sam. Where?
• 1:48:56
  Well. Honey, hold on, I want to
• 1:48:58
  explain what I mean by that. Johnny Fox makes a video nobody
• 1:49:02
  asked for. Nobody says.
• 1:49:04
  I guess maybe one person said offhand to him, are you a furry
• 1:49:09
  because you have a fox avatar? He makes a video.
• 1:49:13
  I don't know what this furry shit is.
• 1:49:15
  I never heard of it. Is the most.
• 1:49:19
  Suspicious shit I ever heard in my life.
• 1:49:22
  I was like I didn't think you were a furry but now that I saw
• 1:49:24
  this I have my questions and then gum to find out.
• 1:49:28
  As you know well Sam and probably Craig does too, but I
• 1:49:31
  had a tell all conversation with his furry role play lover.
• 1:49:39
  Yeah. Very famous episode of The
• 1:49:42
  Cringe Coffee House where I talked to Johnny Fox's sexual
• 1:49:46
  role play. Partner, you're the prettiest
• 1:49:48
  girl. Discord.
• 1:49:53
  I don't have words. So awesome.
• 1:49:56
  This is like that, Sam. Unprovoked out of nowhere.
• 1:50:00
  I've never heard anybody accuse Mersch of being a banana until
• 1:50:06
  Mersch said it. Now we got to ask the important
• 1:50:09
  question of this guy. Is he a Dole banana or is he a
• 1:50:14
  Chiquita banana? I feel like he'd be from like
• 1:50:18
  the American Fruit Company, United American Fruit Company.
• 1:50:21
  Well, well, hold on, hold on, I because what's?
• 1:50:26
  Or like one of them bargain bin China bananas.
• 1:50:29
  You know that's a little off color in the wrong size.
• 1:50:33
  I mean, I mean, Craig, you live here in Florida.
• 1:50:36
  So there are there, there are blue bananas.
• 1:50:39
  And I mean, he is wearing, he is wearing a blue shirt.
• 1:50:44
  Now you're reflecting from your banana ISM, Sam, and we'll get
• 1:50:48
  back to that. Well, look, it could be a Del
• 1:50:50
  Monte. You never.
• 1:50:52
  Know. Listen backs, I'm not denying
• 1:50:56
  that I could that I could be a banana.
• 1:50:59
  I'm also in a I'm not saying I'm not saying that I am, that I am
• 1:51:04
  a banana. I'm also you.
• 1:51:06
  Can either. Hold on, you're 1.
• 1:51:08
  Not a banana, Sam. He is he?
• 1:51:10
  Hold on, he is big dicking Mersch right now.
• 1:51:13
  So, Sam, are you telling me that you can neither confirm nor deny
• 1:51:17
  that you are in fact a banana? Yes, I am.
• 1:51:22
  That is exactly what I am saying, OK.
• 1:51:24
  Because he only denied it, but you can neither confirm nor deny
• 1:51:28
  it. Bait, correct?
• 1:51:33
  Yep. You know what that means?
• 1:51:35
  Chat. That means you're going to have
• 1:51:37
  to figure out on your own if Sam is a banana or not.
• 1:51:40
  And I respect. That.
• 1:51:42
  But I'm going to find out, motherfucker.
• 1:51:45
  You over here in Europe? I'm going to find out.
• 1:51:47
  You bet your ass. This gives me an idea for my
• 1:51:50
  next Instagram post. I'm going to be looking for your
• 1:51:53
  peels. I'm going to look around the
• 1:51:57
  trees. I'm going to shake them.
• 1:51:58
  If you are a banana and you're hiding that from me, I'm going
• 1:52:01
  to be so mad at you, Sam. I mean I do so I I have AI have
• 1:52:11
  a confession to make on air. Oh God.
• 1:52:16
  So I previously. Banana.
• 1:52:19
  Well, I previously said I don't that I, I, I have previously
• 1:52:24
  said on air that I'm not a breakfast person and is.
• 1:52:30
  That 'cause you're a fruit person, Sir.
• 1:52:33
  Well, I, yes, I, I, I am now, to be fair, I that the someone's
• 1:52:51
  going to clip this and they get out of the context.
• 1:52:56
  I'm not saying I, I'm not saying I am a fruit, but I am a fruit.
• 1:53:03
  A fruit guy. Guy.
• 1:53:06
  Yeah, like there's kinds of guys, right that are into things
• 1:53:11
  and so you. Put you told me guy, you're into
• 1:53:13
  bananas like merch. Hey, good.
• 1:53:18
  Excuse me, are you telling me you're into bananas like merch?
• 1:53:21
  Sam Whitfield fruit guy, I like it.
• 1:53:26
  We should sell T-shirts with a picture of a banana in the
• 1:53:32
  middle. I'm just going to to the.
• 1:53:35
  Side like this, you know, and maybe two oranges.
• 1:53:39
  I'm just going to start. I'm just going to start posting
• 1:53:43
  banana pics to my Instagram and. Whoa, whoa, Sandy, you want to
• 1:53:48
  get banned? Oh.
• 1:53:52
  I thought we all thought you were a straight shooter.
• 1:53:54
  We didn't realize you're a banana.
• 1:53:58
  Well, you've got a curve. When you're hung like that.
• 1:54:01
  I mean, I mean, I'm wearing, I'm wearing a yellow shirt, so all.
• 1:54:07
  Right. What's the thing on your shirt?
• 1:54:10
  Welcome, welcome. Driven my wife away with the
• 1:54:14
  insane nonsense, of course. At least I don't get anything
• 1:54:20
  wrong with me. This.
• 1:54:20
  Way Sir, is your shirt a Banana Republic shirt?
• 1:54:27
  Not today, but oddly enough. Oh.
• 1:54:29
  Man, now we've open meme the. Whole meme's dead now.
• 1:54:35
  Oddly enough though, Craig, most my shirts are.
• 1:54:40
  Almost all my button down shirts are from Banana Republic.
• 1:54:45
  Of course they are, because you're a fucking banana.
• 1:54:49
  You got to represent for the homeland the Republic of Banana.
• 1:54:52
  Base basic in chat, yeah. I mean, you can continue to
• 1:55:01
  play, he just kind of rants as he usually does if you want.
• 1:55:05
  Yeah. I just wanted to denial, 'cause
• 1:55:08
  I wanted everybody to see what I saw.
• 1:55:10
  That I think Mersh is a banana. Well, yeah, I mean, there's no,
• 1:55:14
  there's no reason to play anymore.
• 1:55:16
  There's, you know, we, we got to sometimes take a break from the
• 1:55:20
  hard hitting news. Oh yeah.
• 1:55:23
  Important stuff. Like.
• 1:55:27
  The is Mershef. Like the banana again?
• 1:55:30
  Oh yeah, I mean that. I mean, sure, we we talk to like
• 1:55:34
  Tucker being a Qatari ass. I'm.
• 1:55:37
  Thinking like I'm a fruit guy with the with the banana on the
• 1:55:42
  front and then it says Whitfield report on the back.
• 1:55:47
  Well, that's yeah, type of advertising.
• 1:55:49
  I'm not sure it's for what you're thinking.
• 1:55:53
  I'm a marketing genius, as you can tell.
• 1:55:59
  I mean. Do a TikTok challenge.
• 1:56:01
  Wear that shirt through Piedmont Park.
• 1:56:07
  Yeah, that that, that would, that would the baby.
• 1:56:12
  That would certainly be interesting.
• 1:56:17
  What is this TikTok you speak of?
• 1:56:20
  I'm too old for things of this nature.
• 1:56:26
  I don't even really know what I mean.
• 1:56:28
  I know what TikTok is you. Know how annoying YouTube Shorts
• 1:56:31
  are? Yes, that's an.
• 1:56:34
  Entire platform of YouTube Shorts.
• 1:56:36
  Speaking of Speaking of YouTube Shorts, like so since coming
• 1:56:41
  back to YouTube, I have found out that now like one of the
• 1:56:45
  requirements for monetization is for like creators to do using.
• 1:56:50
  Getting on your knee? Oh, sorry, go ahead.
• 1:56:53
  Well, I mean, listen, listen Max, it might as well be the
• 1:56:57
  same thing. Now they require us to make
• 1:57:00
  like. Yes.
• 1:57:02
  Shorts content. Well, you can do the remix thing
• 1:57:06
  and just like put out little snippets through your videos.
• 1:57:09
  Yeah. What?
• 1:57:10
  What do you what do you think I've been doing like?
• 1:57:16
  You've been stroking your banana.
• 1:57:22
  Well, why are you too short? I mean to, I mean, to be fair,
• 1:57:29
  to be fair, that's that that happened, that happened after
• 1:57:32
  the show. What happened?
• 1:57:38
  Oh, you're back. Hi.
• 1:57:43
  She's back just in time to hear us talking about stroking
• 1:57:46
  bananas. Mersch was a banana and then
• 1:57:50
  there was a painting thing right here and now Sam is a banana.
• 1:57:59
  Oh, OK, but. I used hardcover before.
• 1:58:02
  Sam writes books. Yes, I I do.
• 1:58:10
  Shell the book. Shell the book.
• 1:58:13
  Listen, I might, I might be a banana, but John Ryder certainly
• 1:58:18
  isn't, is not, and you can read more of his adventures in Since
• 1:58:24
  the Assassin. If you read the book that he
• 1:58:27
  stars in, starting with a healthy breakfast, including a
• 1:58:32
  banana, your testosterone levels can be raised to such a degree
• 1:58:37
  as to make you invulnerable to pain that day.
• 1:58:42
  Yes. Did you read the book today?
• 1:58:45
  No, that's just a holdover from before I read that book 2 weeks
• 1:58:54
  ago and that shit didn't hurt at all.
• 1:58:58
  So pick up Sings of the Assassin by Sam Whitfield and you too
• 1:59:04
  will become impervious to pain until the next couple days when
• 1:59:08
  it starts to feel all tingling. And you?
• 1:59:11
  Should read that by osmosis. Was it the proximity of the book
• 1:59:14
  to your head? Well, and sometimes it.
• 1:59:19
  Depends on this angle. You know.
• 1:59:22
  And also, if mafia crime fiction is more up your alley, you can
• 1:59:27
  also purchase Blood Ties Volume one, Blood Ties One.
• 1:59:32
  That one feels real, like substantial upside.
• 1:59:36
  The Dome, by the way. Well, yeah, just.
• 1:59:40
  That'll wake you right up. Oh yeah, now you might also wake
• 1:59:46
  up in the back of a trunk. If you're not, you know, careful
• 1:59:51
  So. Just a quick FYI.
• 1:59:55
  Or you better have a chainsaw your collar.
• 1:59:59
  Is peeled this just to let. You know, did you watch the
• 2:00:07
  stream where I had her play the game where you clean up dead
• 2:00:09
  bodies? I was joking the whole time is
• 2:00:12
  like now more no, when you say hide the body, she knows exactly
• 2:00:17
  what to do. Yeah.
• 2:00:21
  Viscera clean up detail. That's the game.
• 2:00:23
  Viscera clean up detail. It's like it's, it's like a
• 2:00:27
  level from a different video game in each, each level pretty
• 2:00:31
  much, right? And then you're the guy that
• 2:00:33
  comes in afterwards that's got to clean everything up.
• 2:00:37
  So like Doom happened and now you got to pick up all the
• 2:00:41
  bodies and mop up all the blood and gore.
• 2:00:44
  You have to pick up the individual S intestines and like
• 2:00:50
  I think hearts. That just sounds like one of
• 2:00:54
  those oddly satisfying games, like the one where you go around
• 2:00:57
  with the pressure water cleaning up a park.
• 2:00:58
  I think it was like the. Buckets of water.
• 2:01:01
  I'm pretty sure it was like the OG of the genre because it's
• 2:01:04
  like from 2012. Yeah, I think I, like I said, I
• 2:01:08
  think I saw Markiplier play in that one.
• 2:01:11
  Yeah, well, I figured it'd be fun.
• 2:01:13
  Halloween. I had a couple that we could
• 2:01:15
  play either on the deck or whatever.
• 2:01:17
  And because she'd never played Left for Dead 2.
• 2:01:20
  Really. And we lost and it wasn't her
• 2:01:24
  fault? Nope.
• 2:01:25
  The AI, the witch was on the stairs and we were had to go
• 2:01:31
  down the stairs. So I jumped off the side and
• 2:01:34
  then the AI ran into the witch and then it was the end of that.
• 2:01:38
  Speaking of other funny things. To don't startle the witch Sam.
• 2:01:42
  This is my Halloween advice. Speaking of other funny things
• 2:01:50
  to, you know, watch, though I I did see that AII did find the AI
• 2:01:59
  video that that more scent of of Dan Clancy, who, by the way, I
• 2:02:08
  don't know I've never seen him before.
• 2:02:09
  He looks a lot like like discount will.
• 2:02:12
  I knew Nelson. On crack.
• 2:02:17
  Yes. Will you like the Bud?
• 2:02:20
  But Danny, he, he likes something else.
• 2:02:23
  Underage girls. He probably.
• 2:02:27
  Like. Girls crack and gooning.
• 2:02:31
  Not a good combo. I mean, he couldn't.
• 2:02:35
  He could be a rock star. Yeah, this is the next banger
• 2:02:39
  from the guy that brought us Shock, shock, shock.
• 2:02:42
  My dog. I can't stop.
• 2:02:48
  I'm hoping his next one has to do with plushies.
• 2:02:53
  Yeah. So you haven't seen this one
• 2:02:57
  yet, Sam? No.
• 2:03:39
  That's. Not the full song bro you got to
• 2:03:42
  get it off YouTube there. It's like it's it's way better
• 2:03:46
  than. It's a full thing all.
• 2:03:49
  Right, let me find it. Sorry, it's just, it's just what
• 2:03:52
  I found. At this moment, gentlemen and
• 2:03:55
  lady, I do have to bow out. Appreciate you stopping by.
• 2:04:01
  Fun as always, thanks for having me.
• 2:04:06
  If we didn't get kicked off of YouTube yet, stay tuned.
• 2:04:14
  I'm not going to bow out like that.
• 2:04:16
  Anyway, you guys have a fantastic evening.
• 2:04:18
  I'll catch you later. You.
• 2:04:19
  You would? Well.
• 2:04:19
  Appreciate it, Craig. Yeah, well, considering that.
• 2:04:25
  You know, every time we have him on when they say we're
• 2:04:28
  compromised and stuff. I mean, I mean, I mean, I don't
• 2:04:37
  know you, but like they've been saying that about me for.
• 2:04:40
  That's true. Years.
• 2:04:43
  Well, that's because we got all those pictures of your feet.
• 2:04:49
  Oh wait, you you still have those.
• 2:04:52
  Why wouldn't I keep those? I mean, I, I, I told my.
• 2:04:58
  I understand. I I told my dammit Ben, Ben
• 2:05:04
  Shapiro was supposed to send his massage.
• 2:05:06
  Has him in the big safe in the office.
• 2:05:11
  Well, I told Ben's Mossad guy, it's like, get rid of those.
• 2:05:16
  Yeah, they did. They sold them to Shmuli.
• 2:05:24
  That's that's worse. His name.
• 2:05:28
  His name? Is that's if I don't sell it to
• 2:05:31
  Shmuli and they had few options. Who do you think there is a
• 2:05:35
  large market for Sam's feet pics?
• 2:05:41
  You you. Maybe a large one, but you'd be
• 2:05:44
  surprised. No, I wasn't surprised.
• 2:05:47
  I saw how much Smooly paid for him.
• 2:05:52
  It's an in fact he said it was an investment in future that the
• 2:05:56
  talent won't leave or something. I don't remember exactly what it
• 2:05:59
  was about, but he was really insistent he needed those
• 2:06:02
  pictures in his safe. Oh, by the way, unrelated
• 2:06:09
  matter, you got a meeting with Shmuli Monday morning.
• 2:06:12
  Don't know what it's about. Damn it.
• 2:06:16
  Yeah, sorry, I don't know. We finally, we finally get back.
• 2:06:21
  We finally get back on YouTube and Shmuli wants a meeting that
• 2:06:26
  just that just figures. Yeah, well, that's, you know,
• 2:06:32
  yeah, you're going to be on YouTube that he said the
• 2:06:35
  something about ground rules and all this stuff.
• 2:06:39
  He he took an insurance policy out on the pictures for some
• 2:06:43
  reason. Well.
• 2:06:48
  He was talking to an investigative journalist who's
• 2:06:52
  interested in, like, crippled journalism.
• 2:06:55
  As long as it's not Taylor. I mean.
• 2:07:02
  They have strong suspicions, by the way, that Mort's a plant.
• 2:07:05
  But don't tell them I said that. Oh shit.
• 2:07:10
  What kind of plant? You're working for the Robotic
• 2:07:14
  Americans Association. Why didn't you just say a Fern?
• 2:07:21
  No, no, the other kind of plant, like the kind of plant they put
• 2:07:24
  in the. You don't want him to know, so
• 2:07:28
  you lie and you say something else that sounds similar like.
• 2:07:35
  Shuli's going to have me assassinated again.
• 2:07:38
  You're going to have a freaking meeting with him on Tuesday.
• 2:07:41
  Not. They burn the cripples.
• 2:07:43
  On Tuesday, be around. That's fine then maybe he's
• 2:07:47
  going to do you and Sam on Monday.
• 2:07:50
  He's not doing me. He can do what he wants.
• 2:07:54
  Sam's a grown man. He's.
• 2:07:57
  Going to do you both. He's not without a fight.
• 2:08:04
  At the same time. That's OK, me and.
• 2:08:08
  Sam, we. Can we can take him?
• 2:08:13
  It's just those fucking Guatemalan security guards he
• 2:08:17
  hires. Everywhere he goes, they carry
• 2:08:21
  breakos, you know what I mean? They'll.
• 2:08:25
  Probably shoot us. I.
• 2:08:29
  Don't know. Chimole's all over, right?
• 2:08:32
  There was the he was in Saudi Arabia one day, he was in Israel
• 2:08:36
  the next. I heard he was in Tokyo the
• 2:08:38
  other week and I don't even know what's related to that.
• 2:08:43
  You know, he trained on drones in the Ukraine for a while.
• 2:08:47
  That's why Bort had to fill in his Co host because you know,
• 2:08:52
  he's he's always busy. So, but he needed those pictures
• 2:08:56
  of your feet. Well, I'm so.
• 2:09:00
  Glad villain world domination plan.
• 2:09:04
  I am so glad that you know. The person about the blackmail
• 2:09:08
  beforehand. Oh, This is why schmooly pays me
• 2:09:17
  less than so the job usually demands, huh?
• 2:09:23
  Yeah, probably. Damn.
• 2:09:28
  Have I taught you nothing? Well.
• 2:09:30
  Look, I'm a henchman, OK? I'm not paid for my brainage,
• 2:09:37
  I'm not paid at all for any of this.
• 2:09:39
  I just carry it. I've been training you.
• 2:09:43
  Are you telling me the training's not working?
• 2:09:46
  What do you mean? Like the square 1.
• 2:09:48
  I gotta up it. OK, OK, I'm.
• 2:09:55
  A. Banana.
• 2:09:56
  I'm a banana. OK Moore, I finally have the I
• 2:10:04
  finally have the the video. So see Sam shirt?
• 2:10:13
  He's a banana, too. Yeah, that's going to be the new
• 2:10:20
  lore, so yeah. You try to go fun.
• 2:10:28
  Yes, Danny and this bitch. It's my platform baby.
• 2:10:32
  Come stream on Twitch. I like go crazy get Danny
• 2:10:36
  fucking rich girls. Don't be lazy, put.
• 2:10:39
  Some energy in that clip. Go buy a hot tub, strip down
• 2:10:43
  showers, the fit and Danny, 60, but still want some off that
• 2:10:47
  trip. Don't wear the safety twist on
• 2:10:50
  your wild and free these daddies.
• 2:10:53
  Chase me, but don't bring security.
• 2:11:01
  So Amaranth is too old for. That's why she's moved on the
• 2:11:07
  kick. By the way, we are multi
• 2:11:33
  streaming over on Kika as well FYI.
• 2:11:37
  Generally we multi stream. Hold on.
• 2:11:40
  Generally we multi stream everywhere but fucking Twitch.
• 2:11:44
  Fuck. Twitch.
• 2:11:45
  Yeah, Twitch. Twitch would ban us like a
• 2:11:51
  immediately probably. Well, I'm not banned on Twitch,
• 2:11:56
  but I have friends that have been or friends that have left
• 2:12:00
  and I'm never going to stream there again, especially now.
• 2:12:03
  But even before that I quit. I quit streaming on Twitch about
• 2:12:06
  four years ago completely. I don't think I've ever streamed
• 2:12:10
  on Twitch. I have, I have like an account
• 2:12:13
  to watch up on there, although I don't even do that anymore.
• 2:12:18
  But yeah. You can always leave it quick,
• 2:12:22
  'cause we got baddies. That's the most important bit.
• 2:12:26
  Come round and blow off. Yeah, right here.
• 2:12:29
  It's like on Twitch. It's a soft, cool side.
• 2:12:32
  We've got this girlie's skin lit.
• 2:12:34
  Take all your clothes off and get down and.
• 2:12:36
  Splash your tits in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:12:52
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't know.
• 2:13:00
  Twist dying, revenue falling off a Cliff.
• 2:13:04
  It's not the same now we lost soul got down and sick.
• 2:13:08
  So sad. I'm crying, but I've got this
• 2:13:10
  furry diaper skin on the front page.
• 2:13:13
  Now go on and watch this shade baby.
• 2:13:17
  That is some seal type shit in my life movie Twish calm what's
• 2:13:22
  off the grid? I'm going to watch some streams
• 2:13:24
  now chill out. Cool, see you in the next one.
• 2:13:28
  Gucci marks generated the ship pretty good.
• 2:13:42
  Yeah, I mean, what's there to say?
• 2:13:45
  That's literally how the CEO of Twitch acts, if not explicitly
• 2:13:50
  close enough that that's what the perception of the man is.
• 2:13:54
  A gross creep and a cowboy and a hit on little girls.
• 2:13:59
  Was, was there anything about his son in that?
• 2:14:00
  In that. No, that's.
• 2:14:04
  Sadly, no. He said he liked to watch his
• 2:14:07
  son or something. Bunch of shout outs to Shat
• 2:14:12
  basic 2897 I think it says as well as Ash, yeah.
• 2:14:21
  Ash. B2483. 00 Ash is here.
• 2:14:28
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out to everybody for
• 2:14:32
  joining us in the Welcome Back three years, Sam.
• 2:14:37
  Yeah. What do you think about it now
• 2:14:41
  being back? We've kind of finished the
• 2:14:43
  broadcast more or less here, right?
• 2:14:46
  What do you think after three years in exile?
• 2:14:48
  What's your thoughts? It's good to be.
• 2:14:52
  It's good to be back just like. But you ain't coming.
• 2:14:59
  Back. Roveling, you're coming back
• 2:15:01
  like Conan as a king. That's how I see it.
• 2:15:05
  Damn right. Listen, I I said this on I said
• 2:15:12
  this on Twitter today, but you know, everyone, everyone wants
• 2:15:19
  to say that, you know, Fuentes is the future of, you know,
• 2:15:24
  conservatism and that's bullshit because Fuentes isn't isn't even
• 2:15:28
  conservative. The Max the dude unironically
• 2:15:34
  said that like Stone was based and last time I checked
• 2:15:41
  communism isn't based at all. No, like one of the worst
• 2:15:49
  genociders in modern history, you know.
• 2:15:52
  Oh. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:15:54
  But you. Know who I look up to?
• 2:15:56
  Weirdly enough, some of the same people you look up to, which are
• 2:15:58
  like, great Americans who, like, did cool shit.
• 2:16:02
  Like, yeah, I wanted to mention, you know, since you're back
• 2:16:06
  here, I wanted to bring attention to you on the show
• 2:16:09
  live rather than in a message or something to the fact of what
• 2:16:13
  does it feel like having the Rush Limbaugh experience, being
• 2:16:16
  exiled and then come back? Yeah, pretty.
• 2:16:21
  That was pretty surreal. Did you?
• 2:16:24
  Ever think it would happen to you the same way It because it
• 2:16:29
  if like this is for me and you now, right?
• 2:16:31
  But if people don't know, the same fucking thing happened to
• 2:16:34
  Rush. Yeah, pretty much.
• 2:16:39
  Rush is obviously again, if people don't know your one of
• 2:16:42
  your biggest inspirations. If not, if not the biggest
• 2:16:46
  inspiration and, and in fact, I David, so David Limbaugh, Rush's
• 2:16:55
  brother, like camp pretty came up pretty hard today against
• 2:17:01
  Tucker and Nick basically, you know, saying that, you know,
• 2:17:10
  Nick is nothing like his brother.
• 2:17:11
  And I took that as an opportunity to basically, you
• 2:17:15
  know, reach out to David publicly and say that, you know,
• 2:17:20
  his brother inspired me. And I invited Mr. Limbaugh on
• 2:17:25
  the show. And, you know, I, I would like
• 2:17:31
  to publicly hear, you know, extend that invite to him again.
• 2:17:36
  So, you know, Rush is my main inspiration of getting into
• 2:17:40
  podcasting. And it would be an honor to have
• 2:17:45
  David warning one from the Limbaugh family on the show,
• 2:17:48
  honestly. But it is just fascinating how,
• 2:17:53
  through just the circumstances of events, you got the same
• 2:17:57
  exile treatment for about the same amount of time, three
• 2:18:00
  years. Yeah.
• 2:18:02
  The famous period where Rush was like kicked off a fucking
• 2:18:05
  everything before he switched over to.
• 2:18:08
  Was it satellite at the time? I think right?
• 2:18:10
  Yeah. Yeah, it it's just interesting
• 2:18:14
  that there's that three-year period of rush where like nobody
• 2:18:17
  could hear his message even though he was still doing the
• 2:18:20
  show. Yeah, that was.
• 2:18:22
  To me. And then when he came back, he
• 2:18:24
  blew up bigger than ever. You know that.
• 2:18:27
  Oh yeah, so things have things have a way of working out.
• 2:18:35
  Yeah, I mean, we're we have a energy that's going.
• 2:18:38
  It might be different for those returning than maybe when you
• 2:18:42
  left, but we hope you stick with it because Sam chat says yeah,
• 2:18:48
  Ash says Sam Whitfield, presidential of medal free Medal
• 2:18:51
  of Freedom when I actually think you deserve some type of
• 2:18:55
  honoring. That's why we gave you an award
• 2:18:58
  called the the we named the lifetime achievement award after
• 2:19:02
  him. It's the Sammy, but it's the Tim
• 2:19:04
  Awards, which we will be having again this year.
• 2:19:07
  Sam, the second annual Tim Awards are coming soon.
• 2:19:10
  Yeah, we will also be hosting the annual White Christmas for
• 2:19:18
  Autism kind of, you know, continuing A tradition that you
• 2:19:21
  started before I even met you, as well as our thanks, you know,
• 2:19:28
  as well as our annual RTO Thanksgiving stream.
• 2:19:33
  So yeah, we've. Been getting it together.
• 2:19:38
  We got all kinds of stuff. Me and Maxine are going to do a
• 2:19:44
  Halloween stream this Friday. Just.
• 2:19:49
  After bits and bones. And so as long as they'll have
• 2:19:55
  me on YouTube, you could check me out at the Cringe Coffee
• 2:19:58
  House as well as dropping in here on Wednesday nights.
• 2:20:04
  And then? It's all out on Twitter because
• 2:20:08
  that's the best way to keep up to what we're doing usually.
• 2:20:11
  Yeah. The bits and boats will have a
• 2:20:16
  channel soon. Yeah.
• 2:20:20
  Yeah, in the work as we speak. Based.
• 2:20:24
  And, and I don't know who who our guest from Monday will be.
• 2:20:30
  I'm still. Do you want a YouTube channel,
• 2:20:34
  one of my recycle channels, or you want to make a sandwich
• 2:20:37
  maker channel yourself? I might make one myself.
• 2:20:41
  OK, even the sandwich makers and YouTube thing.
• 2:20:46
  And I will I will add once I figure out how to re add the
• 2:20:50
  featured channels to my channel page I will add Add all that so.
• 2:20:57
  Yeah, you mentioned a collaborator thing.
• 2:20:58
  I guess, Sam, with the live stream, you either have to like
• 2:21:01
  go live together somehow, or I can collab you after the fact,
• 2:21:06
  which I'm going to do. I'm going to add you to all the
• 2:21:08
  stuff that you're in as a collaborator, right?
• 2:21:12
  Yeah, well, well, that's that's the other thing too, Max is like
• 2:21:17
  since I've been gone, YouTube itself has like, yeah.
• 2:21:20
  We got to catch up. We ain't been playing the
• 2:21:22
  YouTube game. You, you know, longer than me
• 2:21:27
  because I did cringe coffee. I was on YouTube for a short
• 2:21:29
  time after you got banned. Yeah, also big shout out to Mr.
• 2:21:34
  Joe Rivers of Joe's atmosphere that the guest from this past
• 2:21:38
  week more tune into that episode and I you said was one of your
• 2:21:44
  favorites that I was good. Yeah, Joe's great.
• 2:21:48
  And yeah, Joe Joe's, Joe's always been a friend of the
• 2:21:53
  show. And he, he was, he's always
• 2:21:56
  invited me on to a stream. And even when I was like, yeah,
• 2:21:59
  well, I'm, you know, I'm persona non grata.
• 2:22:01
  I don't want to get. I don't want to get your channel
• 2:22:03
  to. The comment on.
• 2:22:04
  Screen stand. To the comment on screen, a
• 2:22:08
  Medal of Freedom, obviously it was a little bit satirical, but
• 2:22:12
  do I think that we could get a meeting between Sam Whitfield
• 2:22:17
  and the president, I hope, or at least the vice president?
• 2:22:20
  I think that's possible and I think that that should happen.
• 2:22:26
  JJD 2020. That's that's all I'm that's all
• 2:22:30
  I'm saying. I think I think that you have a
• 2:22:33
  lot of some, a lot to bring to the table that it would be an
• 2:22:36
  interesting enough conversation to be worth the time of the
• 2:22:41
  president. Yes, I do.
• 2:22:43
  Well, listen, Jay, I know that JD Vance does podcasts too.
• 2:22:49
  You know the the. Well, I guess, I guess we don't
• 2:22:53
  even like have to say that we would love to have like huge
• 2:22:57
  famous world known figures on the show, but we would, that'd
• 2:23:01
  be great. But we have a lot of people who
• 2:23:04
  are really fucking interesting that you have interviewed over
• 2:23:07
  the past couple years. And those really should.
• 2:23:11
  That's what that Reloaded channel should be.
• 2:23:13
  You should start upping those because none of them are time
• 2:23:15
  sensitive and almost every one of them is great.
• 2:23:18
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That, that is what the reload
• 2:23:21
  channel, I think we just came see folks, we just came up with
• 2:23:26
  that on air and I, I think that's what the reloaded channel
• 2:23:29
  will be. Because those interviews, Sam,
• 2:23:32
  and even the ones you did before that, but just the ones that I
• 2:23:35
  know your YouTube audience hasn't seen, you have
• 2:23:38
  interviewed some really notable people since then.
• 2:23:41
  Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
• 2:23:43
  We've even had Andrew Nelson came on the show and was just
• 2:23:46
  shit posting with me, and he's probably one of the more well
• 2:23:50
  known authors that's been on the show, right?
• 2:23:52
  Well, awesome. Well, yeah, we we had, we had,
• 2:23:55
  we also had Kyle Mills who was like the top, you know, throw
• 2:24:02
  throw, by the way, people ask me when I'm going to have Jack Carl
• 2:24:07
  on. I I've asked multiple times and
• 2:24:10
  the man is just, he's extremely busy.
• 2:24:16
  Another one, even if you've seen one, you have interviewed Eric
• 2:24:21
  Bishop quite a few times. He's been very supportive and
• 2:24:25
  also he was supportive of you getting back on YouTube as well,
• 2:24:28
  so. Yeah, oh, I do want.
• 2:24:31
  To brand of the show. Yeah, his show a tell of two
• 2:24:35
  scribes. I was actually on his podcast a
• 2:24:38
  year ago. One of the things I do like
• 2:24:41
  about YouTube is they've kind of have that social feed where you
• 2:24:44
  can share other videos now. And I actually post my interview
• 2:24:49
  from about a year a year ago with them.
• 2:24:54
  So yeah, but. That's such great content that
• 2:25:02
  because of this unjust ban that you received, your normal
• 2:25:06
  viewers missed out on literally three years worth of content.
• 2:25:09
  And you know what's crazy, Sam, is they would tell you that they
• 2:25:14
  wouldn't show up. But look at chat, it's been 3.
• 2:25:19
  Fucking. Years.
• 2:25:20
  Sam. Yeah, they've shown up in full
• 2:25:22
  force. So yeah, in a way, I feel that
• 2:25:25
  YouTube robbed your loyal, your fan base of an easy way to
• 2:25:31
  access your content for no fucking reason that they ever
• 2:25:35
  did. They say really?
• 2:25:36
  Did they give you a specific reason why it was ever been in
• 2:25:39
  the first place? Nope, that in that was
• 2:25:43
  originally all I I I even said like on Twitter.
• 2:25:47
  I don't even care if they reinstate the channel.
• 2:25:49
  I just want an answer. I I'm now I'm glad they did
• 2:25:53
  reinstate the channel obviously but.
• 2:25:56
  We're going to take it full advantage of it and this is
• 2:25:59
  great. I'm so glad we can reconnect
• 2:26:02
  with the audience that was already there, who knows you
• 2:26:05
  quite well and missed out on years of your content, yet they
• 2:26:09
  still show up the first night you're back.
• 2:26:12
  That's like, that's what YouTube was getting in the way of.
• 2:26:15
  Maybe they would have enjoyed these years of content, but
• 2:26:19
  YouTube says that's no, it's one of those memes, right With the I
• 2:26:24
  consent and I consent and YouTube is like, I don't consent
• 2:26:27
  to you seeing Sam's show. Right, Also, though, I I do
• 2:26:32
  think kind of on the positive, I think it made us, I think it
• 2:26:36
  made me at least and you know, kind of I definitely improved
• 2:26:41
  the show and look, we did have a good run on Rumble, you know,
• 2:26:46
  solo. I think the thing with Rumble
• 2:26:50
  though is you know, it still is like or not, it still is pretty
• 2:26:56
  niche for a lot of people. We had good reach on a small
• 2:27:03
  platform. Yeah.
• 2:27:07
  But it'd be nice to reach those same people that I know.
• 2:27:10
  Ash has been around for years, even before me.
• 2:27:14
  Yeah. And this is what I mean is like
• 2:27:17
  that whole time your channel was banned, they could have forgot.
• 2:27:22
  They see a notification. They're like, oh shit, let me
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  check out Sam's back on What the fuck is this?
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  That's awesome. YouTube just decided arbitrarily
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  to get in the way of that. It's not like you were making ad
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  revenue off of it or anything like that.
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  And it's just a stupid. I really hope that things
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  improve in the future and that's why I'm putting all of our best
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  because this is the thing, Sam, we did develop some what might
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  be perceived as non brand friendly habits, haven't we?
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  Oh yeah. Yeah, because we've been free to
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  say what we want and we kind of made that a point of what we
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  were doing. So sometimes I pop off at the
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  mouth and I get hit with a book. Same here.
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  We. We.
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  Well, we all pop off, but you know, like, like I, like I said
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  at at the beginning of the program, like I said at the.
• 2:28:18
  Beginning of the program won't won't be self censoring.
• 2:28:22
  Everyone should be allowed on YouTube, whether it be, you
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  know, Alex Jones or I mean. Everyone except Melanie Mac.
• 2:28:36
  She kind of self exiled herself from YouTube the last time I I
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  checked. Well hey you go ho be a ho damn
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  it. This is what I mean about non
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  grand friendly habits Sam. Well, I.
• 2:28:51
  Should not have said that, but I did it anyway because I'm a
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  stupid man. Ah, but I feel better.
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  Go ahead. Well, and.
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  And Melanie Hall, Yeah. Anyway, folks, thank you for
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  tuning in. Really.
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  Appreciate it. We'll be back next week.
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  I'll be back Monday. TuneIn for Bits and Bones on
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  Friday and Sandwich Makers on Saturday evening and so when
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  Take care stream. Bye.
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  Yeah, happy to see you. When when when when is that
• 2:29:54
  stream bought? Halloween.
• 2:29:58
  No, I. Got Windstream?
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  It's on Halloween. But what?
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  What time? What time though?
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  It's bit time. OK, so actually before bits and
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  bones then I. Want time?
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  Tell me what time? It's probably going to be after
• 2:30:15
  Bits and Bones so that I can be spooky hour OK during Halloween.
• 2:30:21
  Yeah, well, fun. So yeah, bits and bones.
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  Friday at 10 and yeah. Yeah, or after.
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  Spooky hour after and yeah, they thanks for tuning in everyone
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  The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
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  speech that we have to put up with.
• 2:31:09
  It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
• 2:31:13
  It is the coursing lifeblood of human progress.
• 2:31:16
  It is the instigator of liberty and modernity and science and
• 2:31:20
  understanding. What a laughing stock today's
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  student leaders are that they can so casually dismiss the
• 2:31:28
  right to be offensive without realising that their lovely,
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  enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who gave offence.
• 2:31:38
  Offensiveness is not just something we have to
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  begrudgingly accept. Offensiveness is the motor of
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