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Bring Back RFH University for January 16th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Or I've been wanting to talk about it for a
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  Speaker 1: long time. Maybe we should save it. I've been thinking
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  Speaker 1: about we should start up Radio from Hell University again.
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  Speaker 1: I have here my Radio from Hell University, the parking
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  Speaker 1: past well in my activity card, my student activity card,
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  Speaker 1: and my parking pass, and I've just been thinking, we
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  Speaker 1: really need to start the university up again with all
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  Speaker 1: this DEI stuff. Bill, I don't know how we do it.
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  Speaker 1: We know, that's exactly the point. Oh, we would be
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  Speaker 1: the DEI university. Bet we would be the woke university.
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  Speaker 1: And we're a private We're a private university, so the
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  Speaker 1: legislature can't touch us. I mean they really can't. They
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  Speaker 1: can't dictate to us if we want to do DEI
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  Speaker 1: Radio from Hell University a place of learning where all
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  Speaker 1: the faculty members are guaranteed to be woke. DEI is
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  Speaker 1: promised to always be a part of the curriculum. The
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  Speaker 1: President of Radio from Hell University, whoever that may be, well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it should be I think it should be the
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  Speaker 1: esteemed Morris M. Morris, PhD. Who's who's Morris? He's the
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  Speaker 1: esteemed woke president of the university. Radio from l University.
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  Speaker 2: Morris Morris the Cat from The Cats for commercials.
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  Speaker 1: Uh and uh so, so I don't know, and did
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  Speaker 1: you A couple of weeks ago, Tracy Are, a graphics guy,
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  Speaker 1: did a Lunging Weasel's T shirt which was incredible. So
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  Speaker 1: you know, we can have lunging Weasels T shirts and
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  Speaker 1: we would be immune from the legislature messing with us.
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  Speaker 1: I just I think it's it's time to bring it
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  Speaker 1: back again, start issuing ID cards and parking passes. When
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  Speaker 1: we did it before, we got in big trouble for
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  Speaker 1: this parking pass because it was made to look like
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  Speaker 1: it looks exactly like the University of Utah parking pan
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  Speaker 1: at the time, and it was the same size and everything.
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  Speaker 1: What does it say radio from hell University Utah parking
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  Speaker 1: a general parking a expires when hell Freeze is over
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  Speaker 1: and the number on it was BS two xshe I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They were upset because it looked too close to the real.
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  Speaker 1: One and people were putting them on their cars and
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  Speaker 1: trying to park with them.
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  Speaker 2: But the problem was is that the parking enforcement. First
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  Speaker 2: of all, the ones that they issued to the university
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  Speaker 2: were for the inside of the window. This is for
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  Speaker 2: the outside.
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  Speaker 1: So there's your first clue. I don't remember about that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also the number code on it BS two excess. You
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  Speaker 2: would think that the parking enforcement people would be smart enough,
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  Speaker 2: you would because that's what they're training to do, learning
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  Speaker 2: how to be cops. Right, isn't that what they're doing. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: there's two clues for you that it might be fake,
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  Speaker 2: but no, they had to complain.
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  Speaker 1: And and also on the back of the this parking
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  Speaker 1: pass there's an ad for you can get a special
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  Speaker 1: hamburger at Swifties. Drive through her Swifties a free quarter
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  Speaker 1: pound cheeseburger. Not there anymore Swifties. And we need to work.
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  Speaker 1: We would need to work on the ID card. It
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  Speaker 1: it's a it's a good idea, but it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: it's this is shabby. Yeah, it's radio from hell University.
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  Speaker 1: Our our slogan is simper inferni but always always burning.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is everything's an app.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's true.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we'll had we would have an app too. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's going to happen. Have an app and sure, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure we could do it. Sure it says this this
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  Speaker 1: card is not valid off campus. Then on the back
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  Speaker 1: of their ads for DV eightgas' records. Uh, gorilla bicycles.
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  Speaker 1: None of this around gorillas kicking their butts, crandall audio.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see what else is a classic skating reptile records?
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember reptile. I do movie buffs. I can't
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  Speaker 1: read What's fun just for that. But I'm proposing that
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  Speaker 1: we start. We start, We will print up.
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  Speaker 2: Some and people are already immediately applying for positions. Steph
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  Speaker 2: wants to be a member of the faculty, probably in
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  Speaker 2: the law division. Sure, yes, Travis the piman wants a position.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we need we'll need to hire faculty.
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  Speaker 1: And and by the way, the standards for students to
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  Speaker 1: get in are extremely low. Well, are we just open?
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  Speaker 2: We should?
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  Speaker 1: I think we need to ask one question. We need question.
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  Speaker 1: We need to ask what's your name? That's the question
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  Speaker 1: that is difficult. If you get at least fifty, that
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  Speaker 1: will let you in at least