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More Matt than Matt: GTA VI Delayed & Titanfall 3 Cancelled · Multiple Nerdgasm

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We are now recording and I'm going to say I hate you Matt.
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Minecraft was the worst game in the world.
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Why did you pay for a server? Welcome to Multiple Nerdghasm
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with your hosts Matt, Luke, and Dan.
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Multiple Nerdghasm, Your guide to all things nerdy.
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This is your idea. I will remind you I'm addicted.
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Yeah, right. So very.
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One of you built the bridge and the beautiful mansion on the
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hill because I I just think it was Matt but.
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I built. Then I found a hovel.
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Looked at that. String on it so.
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Yeah, the hovel was the very first structure, yes, because I
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was just getting beaten up by zombies and I was like, I gotta
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build the house. You always build a little house
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on the first night. You need to because you've got
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monsters are coming or I don't. I just do.
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Well, I just logged off then, and all I did was just built a
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little bit of a wall around me and just saved and quit.
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That's my house. Yeah.
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Yeah. But I did have to make.
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This if you're wondering why middle-aged men are talking
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about Minecraft in the year 2025.
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Question. I'll just, I'll just, I'll just
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remind everyone and early listeners of the podcast will
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already know that we were playing Minecraft back in beta.
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And. And we had our own serve.
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It's how long we've been doing this fucking podcast.
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Yes, that's right for the full lifespan of Minecraft.
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There's a movie now. I know, I know.
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I do want to see it. Oh, while I'm thinking of it,
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you know what's on the torrents right now?
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Rust. Is it?
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I have no interest in seeing Rust.
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I wouldn't. I wouldn't either, except, but
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you know, you know. I don't think they show that
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scene. I mean, they weren't you.
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Think they used to shot? That scene is still in there.
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It's in the trailer. I thought they would exactly
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shot. No.
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They weren't filming when that happened.
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That's the the tragedy of it all, because it's a.
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Conspiracy. But The funny thing is, they
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would have had to go back into that set and give him a
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different gun for him to actually film the scene.
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Yeah. After all that had happened.
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I bet you they double check. I don't think they did it like 5
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minutes after. I bet, she said.
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When you seem like this and we will CGI here.
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Imagine the new cinematographer. They're like, all right, we're
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gonna go back in and no, no. No, don't shoot me.
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Yeah, not doing that scene. Look, I'm pretty sure it'll set
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up when she finished, so let's just record and I'll step out.
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Yeah, yeah, the camera is still there.
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Yeah, slightly damaged. He said Rust.
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There's a game Rust, and I've been watching a YouTube play
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Rust. I don't know why, I don't know
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why. I don't that pops up on my
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YouTube every now and again and play games the people who who
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are sort of going and not grief people that sort of go in and
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annoy the people who are griefing.
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Right, right. OK.
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Like destroyed? I bought this game at some
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point, or if it was well, I. Guarantee you probably did.
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Yeah I 100% have this in my library and I think I popped it
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on to have a look and then never played it.
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It's like, it's a bit like Minecraft Conan.
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It's. There's a more guys, there's a
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guy William who plays, he just plays solo, but he plays on the
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big servers. He's very good at it.
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So I don't know, for some reason his videos are just very
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compelling. So I've been watching them and
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I, I don't know why I've never played dress.
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I actually don't want to play it, no.
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I guess why you're watching it? Are they?
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This all makes perfect sense to me.
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Yeah. All right.
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So I. Have an update?
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You know how a couple of weeks ago I wasn't here last week, but
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that's true, a couple of weeks. Ago.
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I told you that for the third and final time I tried to play
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Control and I just couldn't do it.
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I find the game infuriatingly tedious.
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And Luke was like, just just go on on YouTube and just just
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watch the cutscenes, right? So I did and guess what?
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Couldn't fucking get through it. Found it so boring.
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It's a great game though. Let's.
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Clarify. We fucking love Remedy.
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Yeah. Yeah, the game is just, there's
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a lot of backtracking and you got to learn the maze and but
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the game is so good. Yeah.
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So I'm looking forward to seeing.
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I like the sequel, the DLC for Alan Wake that is actually a
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Control game. That's what I like.
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I don't like the game Control. Yeah, yeah.
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Well. Hopefully they'll take because I
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mean the first Alan Wake was not as good as the second one.
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Hopefully. No, the low score.
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Was fantastic. And every time I think, fuck,
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I'm just going to go back and play it and I put it on in that
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opening scene and then you're trying to get the power on in
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the on the the cabin. It's all great.
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And then you end up in the woods near that fucking timber yard
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and I'm like, oh, that's right. This game is awful.
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It's good you can't skip the fights and but towards the end
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of Ellen Wake I was just knew where all the monsters came from
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and just ran through so I could go through and get the
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collectibles. Yeah.
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I did the collectibles but. There's been a lot of game news
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this week. There's been some game news,
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yeah. Some game on news as well.
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There's a big news, yeah, one from today, which no one was
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expecting. Yeah, Luke lost a lot of
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diamond. I had like 40 diamond but I got
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greedy. I'll be fine.
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I'll keep going. Yeah, so.
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That's the top article on Kentucky right now.
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I've spent the last half an hour trying to get just racing back
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to where it was and I've managed to find some of the gold I had
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and now after this I'll try and get it out.
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I had to remind myself how to play because the first time I
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went in, well, for starters, I was looking for a server.
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And this is not a server, it's a realm.
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Yes, OK, so so there I finally got in and then I couldn't work.
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I couldn't work find the action button.
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So Matt, there's a lot of gates in your house.
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I couldn't fucking get in, mate. I couldn't get like Crouch.
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Where's the action button on Xbox?
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Yeah, well, maybe that was in question.
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It's a. Trick me?
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I'm playing on Windows. I was going to ask.
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So we're we're playing this cross-platform, are we?
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That's great. That's very interesting to know.
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Wait, you're on the PC? Yeah, I didn't even know that
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was possible. Yeah, yeah, Minecraft is all
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cross play now because. I was going to say that this
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that we, we, I, I was only joking when I started talking
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about Minecraft again. We should talk about the news
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that didn't, but I didn't want to mention.
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About anything but Minecraft. If patrons go to
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patreon.com/module and if you're interested in playing on the
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Minecraft server, let us know. That could be a thing that we
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do. I didn't realise it was
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cross-platform so that's even I was going to say.
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Unfortunately it's only Xbox. Apparently it's not only.
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Well I know it's at least Xbox and Windows at the moment so.
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I mean, that does make a certain amount of sense, you know, if,
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if, if someone's going to try to join us on from a PlayStation,
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maybe that will cause a. Problem.
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I don't know. I don't.
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I actually don't think it will I'm.
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Going to be playing a lot next week because I yes don't have a
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job I. Can't wait to log in next week
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and see what you've built. I don't know if you remember,
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but when we first got this Minecraft server was when I quit
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my job, when I just fucking quit with no other job to go to,
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which is something I think quite you can you can do when you're
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30 and. That's a yeah, that's a young.
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Person thing yeah, to just. Quit your job to play Minecraft
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for a living. I played a lot of Minecraft.
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I played a lot of Minecraft. All right, but the big game
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news, It's not it's not, it's not our Minecraft.
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It's not our. Minecraft what is it?
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So it's Grand Theft Auto 6 has been delayed.
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They put out a post today and went sorry something usually
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wanted but May 26 next year. So it's over a year away still.
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Didn't they just announce the original release date?
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It wasn't an announcement, was it?
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Didn't. They were they.
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They said it was. Covering the original
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announcement. They said it was coming this
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year and everyone's been speculating.
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October. November.
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Because a bunch of games shuffled their release dates.
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Well, that's why no one's really announced any big games in
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October, November, because they've just been waiting.
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Like Borderlands? Four they do now.
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Randy Pitchford did this whole thing where he said, oh, the
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game's going so well, we're going to release it early.
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And then the theory was that that that was to avoid GTA6.
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Apparently they didn't need to do that.
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No, but I think I think we'll see a lot of games be announced
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for release now, later for this year.
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Now GTA6 has moved because you're not going to be able to
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compete against that. No, just not a chance.
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No, I think I sort of there's a, there's a point and click
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adventure game dev log that I'm following.
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I think it's called the point and click dev log.
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It's this British guy. He's making a game called The
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Beagleboss Incident which everyone should check out and
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wish this. Because he's, Yeah, I'm gonna
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check it out right now because that sounds excellent.
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He's a he's a really cool guy. He should watch the dev logs,
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it's great. What's that?
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Dev logs yeah. For what?
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What Beagle Beaglebog I'm? Trying to beagleboss incident.
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Yeah, he's like a he's a British dish semi.
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Guy, can you send me? Yeah, yeah, I'll put it.
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I'll put it in the show notes. He's a British guy.
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He did AI stumbled onto his YouTube channel.
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He was basically, he's like a, he's a writer, like, I think
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like a, like a technical writer or, you know, kind of like a
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business writer. And he wanted to make an
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adventure game. And so he just started a YouTube
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channel. I've been learning how to make
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an adventure game in Unity. And this is going to be the guy
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that's going to go up against GTA6.
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That's his main joke this week. He said he's postponed it.
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Was he? He bumped his release back a bit
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and he's like, too obviously I want to move it away from my
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main competitor with GTA6. That's a good joke.
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Yeah. You're just.
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Going to make a billion. Dollars a time there was a time
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when somebody could make a game in their bedroom and.
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It that time is now, yeah. Apparently again, I mean, I know
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you can't so let me finish and and it and it become a popular
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game, you know, Yeah, yeah, like, and now like you might you
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might get some some likes on your steam, but no, there's no.
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No, I think you can. Like, if you really look at No
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Man's Sky, No Man's Sky was what, 12 people?
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And like it wasn't a it. Did take him 10 years to make
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though. Yes, but that's what you get.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And if it wasn't for Sony, I
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think it would have had a better, better release.
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Yeah, yeah, they. Got So what is it about?
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Because I, I'll, I'll say, look, I'm not going to play GTA 6.
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I don't, I don't give a shit if they did a remaster of Vice City
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and it was it's set in the 80s again, had all the 80s clothes
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and cars and music. I'd I'd play that.
11:07
They did do, they didn't do a remake of it.
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They did a remark, not remark. So it's just, I don't know, it's
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not good. Yeah, I've seen it in the Switch
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store and I've considered it, but.
11:20
Yeah, it's a lot harder than you remember.
11:23
I actually remember it being pretty hard, to be honest.
11:27
I'm actually not good at these games.
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I'm not even good at. I'm not even good at La Noire.
11:31
LA Noire, is that what it's called?
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Yeah, yeah, I fucking suck at the driving.
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Anything else, I'm fine. It's just the driving in those
11:40
games I really suck at. But this the trailer for this
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came out so long ago I can't believe there's a another.
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Entire Well, wasn't even really a trailer.
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It was a It was a teaser trailer.
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It wasn't nothing to do about the game, but was.
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I remember that guy, that Florida guy tried to sue him.
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Yeah, the Joker. Florida Joker.
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I mean, they did. They did just use his likeness,
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put it in the game. Yeah, Rockstar good about doing
12:07
it and getting away with it. And we're not getting about just
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they, they know what they're doing.
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They. Got money?
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Yeah. Did that go anywhere?
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No Of. Course not.
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And I think forget, I think he finally just understood, like
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I'm better just to use this to promote myself than yeah, yeah,
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like it's giving me my another 15 minutes of fame type of
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thing. Yeah mate, as seen in GTA 6 for
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sure. What is his job anyway?
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Distinction. Criminal, Yeah.
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Like how does it hurt or harm him to have been in a video
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game? But I I'm looking forward to
12:41
this, but you know, I've got to wait over a year for.
12:44
It if they, if they wrote to you right now, if you got an e-mail
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from Rockstar saying, hey, do you mind if we just pop you in
12:50
this game? You'd be like, yeah, go.
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If you like me, go. If you need any fucking money
12:54
for this, do it. What are you going to what do I
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do in the game? Although no, no, if they were to
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ask, I'd probably be asking what they're going to pay because
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they're going to make a lot of money off this game.
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Yeah, and if they said, but I also.
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Think actually in Agta it's probably.
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Anything. It's.
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Probably about asking what you're going to do.
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If they said nothing like what would you say then?
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That if this is nothing they're not, they're not going to ask.
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People are paying $10,000 to be in games.
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Like wasn't there a who had a Was it Bethesda that had a
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lottery? Who wasn't?
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Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
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Oh, yes. All right.
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Got some Bethesda game news? But yeah, look at this.
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So not news. It's GTA5.
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It's the second best selling video game of all time, 210
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million copies. What's the best selling?
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Minecraft. Of course.
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It's made like $8.5 billion. OK, that they can afford.
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They can afford 30 people's. Whitenesses.
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Well, where's my fucking money then for being in the Oh no
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wait, that's I'm not in the game I'm getting.
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You don't know. Maybe you are.
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Then how would you know? Maybe.
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I am. You know what?
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I'm going to have to play it and I'm going to have to buy it to
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play it. OK, you got me.
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You got. Me, I think.
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I also think a lot of the money comes from the your children and
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playing Grand Theft Auto online. Oh yeah.
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Which I don't understand why people spend money to buy like
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shark cards to get money in game.
14:22
It's pretty easy to understand. Why people allow their kids to
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play it? Oh, Speaking of children.
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I. I watched, I finished watching
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mythic quest. Oh, you did mythic quest it?
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Is. Yeah, I forgot about it.
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Yeah, yeah. Have have they?
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Not interested. Have they done the reshoot?
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Yeah, I don't. I doubt it because the ending I
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watched was not an ending of like it didn't.
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It was like AI guess, kind of a cliffhanger, you know?
14:52
What ending? I'd love.
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I'd love. It plays out whatever I haven't
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seen, I'm not going to watch it, but it plays out exactly like
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the one you saw. Then suddenly Rob Mcaleny wakes
15:03
up, right. But it's Mac right from Always
15:07
Sunny. And he goes, guys, I fucking
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just had a dream. I was a fucking video game
15:12
developer and and you just frame it in an episode of Always
15:16
Sunny. I thought you were going to say
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he wakes up and and it's he's in the office and F Murray
15:22
Abraham's there and he was three seasons of this show.
15:25
That was shit anyway. Yeah, Yeah, that's right.
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Now you're. Saying the actual season.
15:29
Too Murray Abraham, That just made it good, and as soon as he
15:32
started touching people, that was it.
15:34
Well, I did say we were watching it last night and I did say they
15:39
I I know we've talked about this, but it literally lost
15:43
being about making a video game, except in the very broadest
15:46
sense. Because in this season you have
15:49
this whole plot where Iron and Poppy are making an expansion
15:52
from mythic quest in secret on their own, completely on their
15:55
own. And I was like that, that that's
15:57
nonsensical, Which is fine. Like for ATV show, except they
16:01
already established season 1. They had a fucking art
16:03
department and they had like a whole team of programmers and
16:06
they had all this stuff. And that was what the show was
16:07
about. And it was funny and interesting
16:08
because it was actually actually sort of kind of about what
16:12
actually making a game was like. And now it's just not, yeah,
16:15
there's no other characters anymore.
16:17
There's only these 5 characters like in this whole fucking show.
16:20
If they were off like writing the story or anything, that
16:23
could have made a bit of sense. But no, they went in and
16:26
developed and we're releasing this and.
16:29
It's just that's just in secret. They made this whole thing and
16:32
it's like I, I and like that wouldn't matter if they hadn't
16:35
established the kind of, I don't know, it was it just went in a
16:40
very, very different direction, like like hard shift into a
16:43
completely different direction. Have you seen the side quest or
16:47
whatever it's called yet? The other one.
16:48
No. And I saw it, it popped up at
16:49
the end and said do you want to watch this now?
16:51
And I, I will. I haven't watched it there.
16:54
I want heard they they are good. What?
16:58
What what was the writer, right? Who who wrote this expansion?
17:02
Yeah, again, like it's, it's a stupid plot hole because it's
17:04
not that kind of show, but it it just made me think, oh, that's.
17:08
Right. The right.
17:08
Better when it was about that stuff though, yes, in my opinion
17:11
it. Was about making games.
17:13
Not, yeah, not. And it was funny because the guy
17:15
in charge was a fucking idiot, but everyone else took their
17:19
jobs very seriously. That's yes exactly.
17:22
But then, then, now they're all idiots.
17:27
It's a shame. But the the reason I talk about
17:29
children in the games is the when they go to talk to
17:31
Congress. That was fun.
17:33
Yes. About the child labour in the
17:36
playdate, which is basically just literally what happened
17:38
with Roblox, the game Roblox where children would be
17:43
basically being exploited to make game content.
17:45
And I was like, Oh yeah. That is a tough one though.
17:53
Because they, the kids were making money and they were
17:55
loving it. But it's like, yeah, but that's
17:57
child labour. Yes.
17:59
Yeah, but they like it. Well, is that the so is you?
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Yeah, No, it's true. It's true, though.
18:04
But it's a good, good question is like, is it OK if the kids
18:08
are having fun? Yeah.
18:09
Or is it still? Is it still expletive?
18:11
If they're having fun, they shouldn't be getting paid for
18:13
it. So only the copy should be
18:17
making money. Oh, they are, Luke.
18:20
Oh man, I found it. Harper watches this channel,
18:24
channel called Slick Slime Sam, right?
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And it's this. It's this girl.
18:29
I don't know that I like that. She, she makes crafts and she's
18:33
fucking so talented and she's got this little puppet called
18:35
Sam that helps her out and it's very funny.
18:37
And she just builds things like she'll have like a, an Elsa doll
18:40
and she'll be like, Elsa didn't have a bedroom in the movie.
18:43
We're going to build her a bedroom.
18:44
And I was like, who is this person?
18:47
Who's this extremely talented girl who does, you know, this
18:50
pretty good production and also knows how to do all this craft?
18:53
I'm such an idiot. Of course there's a writer,
18:56
there's a producer, there's an actress that plays her in the
18:59
show. There's a different actress that
19:00
does the voice for her, and there's a different actress that
19:03
the hands are crafts. And none of these people are
19:07
just employees. And how many hundreds of
19:10
millions of views does it have? Yeah, but the funniest thing was
19:13
we were watching one the other night and at the end she goes,
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if you like this video, don't forget to think, give it a
19:17
thumbs up. And Harper goes, Oh, that's.
19:20
Cute. Oh shit, was there his birthday
19:29
yesterday? Oh shit, any listeners want to
19:32
say? It was too.
19:34
Oh. Yeah, that's right, because she
19:37
she couldn't hold on for a couple more days before May the
19:40
4th. That's right, you know, somehow
19:43
she's 4. I don't know how the fuck that
19:44
happened. Very quickly.
19:47
Yeah, yeah. But yeah.
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She's actually a little person now.
19:54
Oh yes, with an attitude, they definitely are.
19:56
Yeah, yeah. Fun, though.
20:00
We're playing Breath of the Wild, or she calls it Daddy's
20:03
Game. Oh, that's Daddy's game.
20:05
Yeah, we were playing. We were on the plane coming back
20:09
from Perth yesterday and I was. I've been playing, I've been
20:14
almost exclusively playing Resident Evil Resident Evil,
20:19
which I'm still liking, but fuck me, do they ramp the difficulty
20:22
towards the end of these games. Oh yeah, you know what I mean
20:24
It's like I'm still playing the game, but why are the enemies
20:26
just unkillable now, right? That's just not fair.
20:29
Just let me finish the fucking game, they.
20:32
Don't want you to. We've been playing.
20:33
Mario Sparks of Hope, which, Oh yeah, been pretty good.
20:37
Rabbits. Fox, yeah.
20:38
Rabbits. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:39
And she she enjoys. That's Mummy's game.
20:42
But. That's we replace that with mum,
20:44
yeah. Right.
20:45
Yeah, but she got to be bored of that on the plane because it's a
20:48
long ride, you know? So you gave her Resident Evil?
20:51
Well, I didn't give her Resident Evil because she so we can do
20:53
this. I'll just.
20:55
She goes. I'll just Yeah, if you didn't.
20:56
Get me through this. Yeah.
20:58
But at one point she was like, she happy to watch.
21:01
She's like, I'll just watch you play and I'm like oh OK, best of
21:05
every world here. But then something really scary
21:08
started trying to kill me and she's like can we play a
21:10
different game? So I just went into my library
21:15
and just filtered by only downloaded, but she was going
21:18
through and she's like, don't you have any nice games?
21:22
Because I've got like a lot of this is survival horror and
21:27
there's not a lot she can play. And in the end, the only thing
21:29
that I could find that she might want to play was Cult of the
21:32
Lamb, which is also, but it's a cute version.
21:38
Right, so. Yeah, she thought it was
21:41
hilarious that your your cult members occasionally poop and
21:45
you've got to go and clean it up.
21:46
So yeah, but yeah, I think she'd like it, but she didn't quite
21:49
understand it. She.
21:50
Didn't understand a word of it and I didn't tell her that she
21:52
could leave the main camp map and go and fight.
21:56
So she didn't do any combat, she just was building and
21:58
collecting. That Alba game was good.
22:02
We finished that. Just had, you know, I think it
22:04
was cheap too. The game.
22:06
Alba, he's fine and photograph animals.
22:09
You might like it. Yes, I should.
22:12
Yeah, Leo liked it. It's got like a little plot
22:14
about them trying to build a hotel and the local people are
22:17
like, no, we don't want to. That's right, I did last time
22:20
you mentioned this, and I took a screenshot then too.
22:22
I should look at that. Yeah, it's pretty.
22:25
Leo liked it that. Character in this game could
22:30
literally be Harper, so if I just tell her it is her then
22:33
she'll. We got to obviously the end of
22:34
the game of Alba. And then I said something about
22:38
she's going to school in the morning.
22:39
I said, oh, do you want to do your hair like Alba?
22:40
And she was like, Alba's a boy. And I was like, no, she isn't.
22:44
And she was like. What?
22:50
Blew her fucking mind. I mean, that sounds like when I
22:52
got to the end of fucking Metroid.
22:54
Oh yeah, I could. What?
22:56
There was a woman this whole time.
22:58
Yeah, she just assumed, I guess at some point that this
23:00
character was a boy, and then I don't know.
23:04
I caught a vet help for that yesterday.
23:07
I took Doctor Watson to the vet and she kept calling it him and
23:11
I went no women could be doctors as well like.
23:17
He said this to a doctor. Well, she knows she was a nurse.
23:21
I went you can. Aspire Hire.
23:22
Oh wow, you. Like me, I wish I had.
23:24
Said that gone to school, yeah, instead of TAFE if you've gone
23:29
to an actual university. Ouch, didn't make you question
23:33
her qualifications. She was only given an injection.
23:36
I can do an injection. No, but like say that to.
23:39
Her as well. Man explain her own job back to
23:43
her. I can't tell a boy cat from a
23:46
girl cat but I'm not a vet nurse so.
23:49
But like I mean, if I was looking directly with the
23:51
genitals I could make an assumption, but I'm still rarely
23:53
looking at a cat's genitals. From a cat.
23:55
I don't think I could, to be honest.
23:57
I'm going to put out like the cat carrier is pink.
24:00
OK, OK, so that would give an indication of a New Girl, cat
24:03
or? Also a very flamboyant dress I
24:05
was. Going to say, what were you
24:06
wearing? Yeah.
24:07
So I don't think that's a signifier necessarily in this
24:10
case. I think I would have been
24:12
wearing, Oh, I would have been. I would have been wearing the
24:14
hat I made in. The Paris that you made in Paris
24:17
with us, Yeah. The the pink hat.
24:20
No, it's pink. And a Star Wars shirt.
24:24
So. With a skirt or pants.
24:27
They were pants. OK this time.
24:33
I've been playing Oblivion. Have you?
24:36
How pretty is it? Unbelievable.
24:39
It's. But I understand why people are
24:41
saying it's too brown. Like, I mean I'm.
24:43
Not that that's the game was I'm.
24:46
Fine with it. They've made a lot of.
24:47
The grass kind of that yellowy green now, but.
24:50
I know. It was quite saturated the in a
24:53
way that this is not. Modern games.
24:55
I don't know if you think it's a modern game.
24:57
I don't think it's too brown. I actually catch myself looking
24:59
at the grass sometimes. It's lovely.
25:02
It's lovely looking. I haven't played it but.
25:04
Yeah, no, I got. I got distracted from Death
25:09
Stranding. And that's that's easy to
25:12
happen. As fascinating as the story is,
25:15
the actual game gets fucking boring real.
25:18
Quick, you're just a mailman. And it's so annoying because I
25:21
really really. Want that before you made me buy
25:24
it last week but. No, no, no, it's still.
25:26
No, you're going to, you're going to enjoy it.
25:27
No, it was $20. It was fine.
25:29
Yeah. No, no, no, it's still good.
25:31
It's just, it's like when I've got Oblivion there and like, so
25:36
I started playing Oblivion and then it it, I'm just, I'm just
25:40
sucked into it because I actually think it's my favorite,
25:43
the Elder Scroll games. I like it more than I like
25:44
Skyrim. And I get a little nostalgia
25:46
like because I'm playing it and it's like, you know, when you
25:49
remember something and then you go back and you're like, oh,
25:52
it's actually a bit shit. Like I think if I the old
25:55
Oblivion is a bit like that. Whereas with this, it's like,
25:58
yeah, this is, this is just how I remember the.
26:00
Remasters of all games are great, although some like I
26:03
wouldn't. I would not play the remaster of
26:04
something like the Sierra games or Oh yeah, you know, they the
26:08
tentacle or something like. That I want to play that, yeah.
26:10
It's like when they did Well, they did.
26:11
They did that for like a few of the first Sierra games.
26:14
Nearly the the. VA game.
26:17
Games. I didn't like those ones.
26:18
Neither. Because I was like, no, that's
26:20
not, that's not how that game is.
26:22
I played the D mate the. Fucking King's Quest 6 because
26:26
wanted it to look like King's Quest one and two and three.
26:28
Yeah, but I played well playing Oblivion, like I remember like
26:31
the Oblivion gates and stuff, because that was something I
26:35
used to love going in and figuring out the puzzle because
26:38
sometimes it was like, how do you get to different every time?
26:42
It was exciting. And then remember playing Skyrim
26:44
and go, oh, there's no gates, There's no just.
26:48
The the Oblivion Master is funny because it is very beautiful,
26:51
but I watched I don't know if we talked about this last week.
26:53
I watched a video about how they did it and it's basically it's
26:56
literally the the original game is running in the background and
26:59
it's got Unreal Engine 5 on top of it.
27:02
So right, it it's beautiful, but it's still got all the jank and
27:07
weird shit of the of the old one in a charming way to me.
27:11
But I'm like, I wonder if a new player would be like the fuck,
27:14
like you, you walk outside and all the fucking people are
27:16
bumping into each other at first because they've all spawned in
27:18
and then and then they had this conversation where they're like,
27:21
good morning. Have you heard about the
27:23
ultimate coming in? That could be a real pickle.
27:25
There's going to be a battle goodbye.
27:29
Like what the fuck is this? Like it looks amazing.
27:34
It just doesn't behave like a modern game.
27:38
And I'm happy they kept it that way.
27:39
Just I like it. I just think if you're if you're
27:43
a new player, you'd be like. They're not.
27:45
They wouldn't have made the money back if they just remade
27:48
the from the ground up. Yeah, I think doing what they
27:51
did is was clever. Like, it's like, as I understand
27:55
it, it's literally the old game engine running in the
27:58
background. Yeah, with a with a new facade
28:00
on top. Shiny.
28:02
Yeah, shiny. Cutting.
28:03
Pretty cool. And the rumors they're now
28:05
working on their that same company because it's not
28:08
Bethesda that made it, it's another studio French Cutter
28:11
that they're doing the same thing for Fallout 3.
28:14
Yeah, see, that's all right. See Fallout 3 is another one
28:18
that in my head it's already perfect but I'm sure if I went
28:20
back. If you did a comparison, you'd
28:22
be like. And, and for the fact that
28:25
they're just going to go make it look prettier and it's still
28:27
going to be the same game. Yeah, I'm all for that the.
28:32
Second time I played through that game, I didn't even go into
28:35
the sewer. Not once.
28:36
Didn't go in. Oh.
28:37
Well, the guat. The long way to DC.
28:44
Such a great game. Then you die at the end and then
28:47
you come back to life magically with the DLC gets released.
28:50
That's right. Oh, there's some water here.
28:54
It's yeah, yeah. You've got your super mutant
28:57
friend who's like, I couldn't possibly do that.
29:00
Yeah, yeah, I feel like it. Mate, I'll die if I go in there.
29:04
I. Wish I survive though.
29:05
I know, but this is really your thing, yeah?
29:08
I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna.
29:09
Stand here and wait. Alright mate.
29:12
Thank you then. With that giant robot we arrived
29:17
with. Yeah, could he do something?
29:20
He's outside that. Was a that was a weird ending.
29:25
It was you really kind of just have to go, OK, oh, I did put
29:31
the bigger boss incident in. So listeners, check that out.
29:35
Oh yeah. I put it in the spreadsheet.
29:38
Speaking of games. Although I won't click on this
29:40
now and I'll tell you why, it's because last time I was on, I
29:43
was going to keep saying last week, but I wasn't here last
29:45
week. But last time we were on and you
29:46
were talking about Death Stranding, I went in the
29:48
background and I purchased it, right?
29:50
But Microsoft does this thing that I fucking hate, which is if
29:54
you type the wrong e-mail address in and I've got 2 e-mail
29:56
addresses, you type the wrong one in and it doesn't say you
29:58
don't have an account, it creates you an account.
30:01
So we just let me go in search for Death Stranding, purchase it
30:06
right, not on my account. And then I go into my Xbox the
30:10
next day going OK I'll give this a game, don't own it.
30:13
Took me yonks to figure out what the fuck happened thankfully.
30:17
Silly. They they refunded me.
30:19
Yeah, I hate services. You can buy it on the right
30:21
account. When the screen is like login or
30:24
create account, I'm like no no let's not confuse me.
30:27
Which is it? Yeah.
30:33
You've got some cancellation news.
30:35
I'm upset about this one. Which one?
30:37
Yeah, and it's. Not the game three he's.
30:39
I'm much more upset about the other one, but we'll get to it,
30:42
yeah. I don't know Titanfall 3 because
30:44
the second Titanfall the the first one was the multiplayer
30:47
only one which was. I didn't play that, but the
30:50
second one I heard was so good that I played.
30:52
It was was so. Good.
30:53
Yeah, it was a. Really good game.
30:54
You, you felt something for that robot.
30:57
Yeah, and it was like AI wouldn't normally bother playing
31:00
like a first person shooter, but that was a very good game.
31:04
But yeah, though, yeah, you just fired more people, played more
31:08
people off, and yeah, but we're not getting Titanfall 3 now.
31:12
Yeah, it was going to be a bit of a spin off, though.
31:15
It wasn't going to be quite the same.
31:17
Yeah, I think that that game, Titanfall 2, was a kind of
31:21
unique situation. But I like the character they
31:25
yeah, they did hear people like we know we want a single player
31:28
story and then they went made made for the sequel and then but
31:34
I don't know, then they just moved on, created Apex Legend
31:37
and started doing. Oh, that's right, multiplayer
31:39
stuff. Yeah.
31:41
So apparently Apex Legends is continuing.
31:44
Yeah, well, that's just makes some money.
31:46
Yeah, and the Titanfall 3 is done.
31:50
Done so that's a shame. No, because I actually really I
31:56
didn't enjoy those games and I was thinking about them
31:58
recently. Like I wouldn't mind playing
32:01
something like that to be a. #2. Got the achievements.
32:06
Actually there's some I don't have.
32:07
Maybe. Actually, I know there's some I
32:09
don't have. Collect 22 is cashing.
32:12
Yeah, you might like that, Dan, at some point.
32:14
Is it on Game Pass? Probably right, Microsoft.
32:16
Bands. I'm looking now.
32:17
Actually, no. Oh, that's.
32:19
No, it's EA you're talking about.
32:20
Yeah, you're right. Which we just said it was EA.
32:23
Yep. But it's a good game.
32:26
I mean, I must say it doesn't look like a good game.
32:28
I mean, that's the thing. Fine game, but.
32:29
Everyone was talking about so much.
32:31
Two things. I think two things that worked
32:33
really well for it that that it did have a really good story and
32:35
it was really good. And Matt Mercer is the voice in
32:38
it and Critical Role was getting really popular around the time
32:42
that they so I think those two things worked for it.
32:45
But it but it actually is a very good game.
32:47
Yes, with like the robot mechanic and then there's also
32:51
like a time travel mechanic. Am I remembering that right?
32:54
There's something like that. Stop time travel.
32:56
But you see the past or something.
32:59
How does that work? I don't think so.
33:01
No, it's. You're in the robot, but you can
33:04
also run around outside the robot.
33:05
The robot can fight on its own and.
33:07
There's something else too. Titanfall.
33:10
Yeah, I don't remember. Oh, it's been a long time since
33:13
I've played. Time travel mission.
33:14
Yeah, there's time travel in it. OK, you're a watch thing on.
33:19
Yeah, OK. It's been AI, don't remember
33:22
that at all. It's like me, Luke.
33:23
I know I honestly do not remember that.
33:27
No there. Is I saw this great little meme
33:29
the other day that was just a single celled comic in that New
33:32
Yorker magazine style, although I don't know if it was official,
33:35
but it was these guys in the like Dickensian London with the
33:39
long stick lighting, the gas light.
33:41
And one of them goes, I think in the future this could be a term
33:47
for, you know, that people still use.
33:49
And the other guy goes, no, it won't be.
33:55
Did you see the ChatGPT Farsight comics?
33:59
No. No.
34:01
Some of the people. Made their own Farsight comics
34:03
or ChatGPT. Like and then yeah, some of them
34:06
were like, disturbingly good. Just like Farsight.
34:12
And is this an article about it? Let me see.
34:17
Oh, this is an article about someone getting it to do it.
34:20
But there were a bunch of examples people posted and I was
34:22
like, that could just be a Farsight comic.
34:26
Yeah, it's funny when not only it can mimic the, you know, the,
34:30
the the illustration style, but that it can, it can literally
34:34
just create the joke. Yeah.
34:35
Yeah, because the the a lot of them are like puns or, you know,
34:40
kind of. Yeah, I wish I could find the
34:43
specific one because oh, this goes.
34:46
Are you going? You know, I just found one
34:47
tractor, we trust a hand, Farsight Comics.
34:49
And the first one I see is someone like Bigfoot's taking a
34:54
family photo. And it's OK everybody try not to
34:56
look blurry this time. Yeah.
34:59
What? That's great.
35:01
Yeah, yeah, it's good. Fantastic.
35:05
I was impressed. We don't need anymore.
35:10
The other game that got cancelled is a game that I
35:12
didn't know existed and I wish I still didn't because now I'm sad
35:15
about it. Is this Blade Runner game?
35:17
It's a Blade Runner, Supermassive Games who made
35:21
Until Dawn And what's that? The Quarry?
35:25
You like that game? Didn't you look?
35:26
Oh. Oh, I'm upset about this.
35:29
Then why? Yeah.
35:31
So let me. I enjoy those games 'cause
35:34
they're more a story than you make.
35:37
Like, yeah, well, let me describe this game to you,
35:39
right. It's a it's a Blade Runner game.
35:41
Certainly. You're 2065.
35:42
You play as a Blade Runner and it's described as a third
35:47
person, character focused cinematic action adventure with
35:50
a 10 to 12 hour single player campaign.
35:53
Fuck does. That sound good to you?
35:55
What a bit. Sounds fucking good to me.
35:57
Why'd they cancel it? None of those things separately,
36:02
certainly not combined. Oh.
36:07
OK, it says the reason for the cancellation isn't clear, but
36:10
the report claims Blade Runner rights owner Alcon Entertainment
36:14
was key in the in the cancellation, so maybe they just
36:17
didn't like it for some reason. Oh, because, you know, I like
36:22
those The Quarry and those they've done that whole
36:25
anthology of games and they're they're really, they're fun
36:29
games. It's more watching a story,
36:31
watching a movie type of thing. And you just make some quick
36:34
time action, but more. Sounds fucking good, I mean, but
36:37
maybe it wasn't. Maybe that's why they decided
36:39
to, yes. But you know, I mean.
36:42
But based on their other games that they've done, let's see if
36:44
it's like that. Yeah, Throw a Blade Runner over
36:47
the top of it. I mean just.
36:50
Put some Blade Runner colored paint on it.
36:51
Yep. Yeah.
36:52
Yeah, no, I'm really bummed. It was aiming to release in
36:56
September 2027. I would have been happy to wait
37:02
because I mean, for starters, 2077 certainly sounds like no
37:05
20772027 either. Still, sounds like a year that
37:10
some Blade Runner film could be set.
37:12
Yes. When I'll say this though, that
37:16
original Blade Runner game for PC back in the like late 90s was
37:20
fucking excellent. I just bought it on Xbox.
37:23
It's out on Xbox. I want it did.
37:25
You buy the shiny version though because that's that's one that
37:27
they did remaster. Yeah, it must be if it's on the
37:31
Xbox. No, I have to.
37:32
I have to get around to buying AUS gift code because it's not
37:35
released in Australia is. That so, yeah.
37:38
You can get it on GOG though I'm pretty sure.
37:40
Yes, you get PC games because they go through different
37:43
because you're buying the original game.
37:47
Yeah, when when it went through the rating system, it was very
37:51
different back then, but evidently the rating system now,
37:54
there's something that gets caught on that they can't
37:57
release it. So it's they can't release a.
38:00
Game that you that weren't. And I can't use it.
38:04
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's because a dog dies?
38:09
I was going to say, could it be that?
38:11
I don't know, I just killed a dog in GTA5 yesterday.
38:16
I punched it, nothing happened. To death.
38:19
You've punched a dog to death. I was trying to punch the owner
38:24
and I missed. I was.
38:26
I was out at night once. Trying to beat the owner to
38:28
death. Bailey's dog.
38:32
I was out with a former girlfriend and we heard this
38:35
really vicious dog start barking at us.
38:37
And I really did worry for a SEC it was going to start chasing
38:40
us. It didn't, but she called me
38:42
out. She was like, did you just
38:43
clench a fist? I was like, you know, I guess.
38:45
So she was like, was your plan to punch the dog?
38:51
Like if dog attacked us, you were just going to punch it?
38:54
OK, I was going to do something. What else you got on the?
38:56
Nose you. Stick the finger up its ass.
39:04
What would he wrestle it down it?
39:07
Would confuse it. We've got lots of sex crime news
39:10
for the after party. Looks excited.
39:16
Apparently there some listeners complained there wasn't enough
39:18
sex crime news last week. But yeah, we're bringing it
39:21
back. We're saving it for you.
39:24
I don't think any of them did. Save it for me.
39:28
No, I don't think anyone complained about there's not
39:30
enough sex crime news. No, I think you're fine.
39:33
They did. I'm not going to be here next
39:34
week. Almost you're.
39:36
Going to be PAX. And I learned yesterday, I sent
39:39
you guys a screenshot. I learned that PAX is very
39:42
exciting for me. Fucking Red Bull's going to be
39:44
there with a creator's space for for the media with fucking F1
39:50
simulators in it. So I'm going to be doing that
39:52
probably the whole time. I'm not even going to bother
39:54
going to pass. Yeah, I'm just going to go to
39:55
that room and drive the fucking F1 simulator.
39:58
Yeah, that would be amazing to be like in a real 1 to one F1
40:02
simulator. Hopefully that's what it is and
40:04
they said they got prizes so I have to see if I can beat Max.
40:09
Did I tell you? Yeah, that's right.
40:10
But mind you, he's just as good at the simulator as he is a
40:13
fucking driver. I'm joking, Max.
40:15
No, there's no. What I mean of all, I mean any
40:18
other driver he would have. Beat Max.
40:20
He hopes to beat him off like. Yeah.
40:23
Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:24
If I was, I wouldn't if I was going.
40:26
To choose had a baby, well, not he would.
40:27
Have beat off Kelly. Paquette had a baby, but it's
40:29
his baby. Yeah, this one's his baby.
40:32
This one is his. He was.
40:34
He borrowed someone else's. Up until my I watched.
40:38
I watched the China Grand Prix several weeks, 5 weeks ago
40:42
whenever it was with my family here.
40:45
And so my mother-in-law watched it and I can't wait for.
40:48
You first to. Say about it, it was the Yeah,
40:50
because it was it was the first Formula One she'd ever watched.
40:53
And literally like an hour and she's like, nobody has changed
40:58
places. Yeah.
41:02
Like the top six were the top six.
41:04
Like there was some shuffling in the back, but like all the
41:07
commentary was about the back because no one in the top 6 was
41:10
was shuffling at all, hardly at all.
41:13
It was only when people started to pit and then they they kind
41:15
of rounded it back out as well. But at a certain point we're
41:19
like, like kind of people were getting a bit antsy to skip to
41:24
the end. And I realized we were watching
41:26
it on KO and we had paused it where we've got something to
41:29
eat. So I'm like, oh, actually this
41:30
is not real time anymore. You could skip in and we skipped
41:33
20 minutes ahead. No change.
41:36
No change in the ladder. Yeah, well, that's the thing.
41:39
Like the whole it's the race. It's not really about the race.
41:41
It's about the weekend leading up to it and the qualifying and
41:44
the. Yeah, the whole thing.
41:46
Yeah, the Saudi Grand Prix was a bit more interesting only
41:49
because. Yeah, she didn't come back for
41:51
that. Yeah, yeah.
41:53
Did you see? So let me be brief on this
41:55
because I don't know listeners or watches or witnesses give a
41:58
shit about Formula One. Did you?
42:00
Do you watch Saudi Grand Prix? You know Max.
42:01
No, I just watch highlights. I didn't watch the actual.
42:03
OK, well, you know, Max got penalty for that first corner
42:06
with Piastry and and he had the shits about it.
42:10
And then I saw later on, you know, like he he basically what
42:14
happened is one of the Max, the driver wasn't going to slow
42:18
down, went off the track to like try and get ahead of this other
42:20
guy got a penalty because you know how to do that.
42:23
And he was mad about it. And they told him on the radio,
42:26
like he he went to complain on the radio and his engineer was
42:29
like, yeah, not don't say any more about it.
42:31
Thanks, Max, because he's known for getting fiery on the radio
42:36
and. He gets in.
42:38
Trouble for it and then at the end I showed.
42:40
Saw this clip later at the end, he still came second.
42:43
And when they pulled up at the end, he gets out and the head of
42:47
the FIA, Mohammed bin Salim, I think his name is, comes walks
42:52
right up to Max and they start having an argument and they
42:54
said, yeah, he's telling him when you get interviewed, you
42:57
shut the fuck up. You do not say anything bad
42:59
about the FIA because he's like, I know what you're going to do,
43:02
complain about that penalty. And then did you see the end
43:05
interview with Max? I saw this at live and it made
43:09
me laugh. Is that they said, oh, Max, what
43:11
happened on that first corner? And Max just goes, I'd like to
43:14
thank the fans goodbye walked off and he's like he got told.
43:21
He might get fined for that. Yes, maybe.
43:23
Yeah, not doing media. Not doing proper media, he
43:26
doesn't. Give a shit at this.
43:27
Point No, he doesn't give a shit.
43:28
He doesn't give a shit what? Are they going to fine him?
43:30
He's got, yeah, more money than he knows what to do.
43:33
Yeah. Hamilton takes the fine.
43:35
If he gets pissed off, he's just, I'm not doing it.
43:37
Fucking fine. Me, I'm a fucking knight.
43:39
Yeah, he skipped Max skipped media day this week for Miami
43:43
because of the baby. He had a paper.
43:45
Oh well, there. You go.
43:46
Fair enough. Yeah, find the baby that's.
43:49
Right. So, yeah, just so my
43:51
mother-in-law, not a fan that she did watch it.
43:54
My wife wasn't that into it until she saw George Russell
43:57
walk on. Then she goes, I go for him.
43:59
I'm like OK. What George Russell the lesbian?
44:04
He's tall and British and charming.
44:07
He looks less like a lesbian now.
44:08
He's kind of turned into a man. He grew up immature.
44:12
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't mean he literally turned
44:14
into a man. I mean he was a he was a boy.
44:17
He was a child. And then and now, Kimi
44:19
Antonelli's the the child. Yeah, honestly, I don't get
44:22
Formula One. I don't think I ever.
44:23
No, no. I like it.
44:26
Watched the Sprint quality yesterday.
44:28
Like I I understand it from playing the games but I don't
44:34
know what your. Mother-in-law there might like
44:37
the F1 film when it comes out, directed by the director of
44:41
Maverick, a film that she had some interesting interesting
44:45
take on. That's very true.
44:47
What do I care for? Plane flies there.
44:48
Plane flies there. Yeah, I might.
44:50
Like I might like to hear what she thinks about the F1 movie.
44:54
Yeah, I would definitely. I've I've thought, I've
44:57
constantly thought about because she watches every movie that
44:59
comes out. She's got like the seniors pass
45:01
at the the Hoyts and she just goes and sees everything.
45:04
She's seen Minecraft. She sees everything.
45:07
Did she? Did she do zombie chickens?
45:10
Did she throw the chickens? No, she didn't.
45:12
But she complained about it to me.
45:13
She definitely complained about it, but I've I've wanted, I've
45:16
thought so much about how funny it would be to do a podcast Mama
45:19
and me and we just movies with Mama and we just just, I just
45:23
asked her what she thought of movies.
45:26
You should do that. I'm just going to put a vote,
45:28
put my vote in, yeah. Do it doesn't have to be a long
45:32
11 movie review a week. 5 minutes. 10 minutes.
45:36
Done. The problem is find it time to
45:39
see one movie a week is not as. Easy as sometimes you don't have
45:42
to see it. I still haven't seen sinners.
45:44
Yeah, make sure. Don't don't yell at me.
45:46
You still. Haven't seen what?
45:48
Sinners, Ryan Coogler's new film.
45:50
I thought you said I still haven't seen Citizen Kane.
45:52
I would be like, well mate, it was made 60.
45:55
Years. I don't know if I don't even
45:56
know if it's still in theaters. I haven't seen Citizen Kane and
46:00
I have no interest in it. It looks a terrible movie.
46:04
It's fantastic. Looks a terrible movie.
46:07
I'll say this though, it's really his best.
46:10
Oh, I mean just looks. It's fucking it's one of the
46:12
most. Beautiful.
46:12
I'm just going to say yeah. I do.
46:14
You've got a sleigh. How interesting could it be?
46:18
Sleigh. You know, most people don't
46:20
know. It's about a sled going.
46:21
It's not like the sleds. It's in two scenes, one when
46:24
it's a sled and one when it's a burning sled, one whole movie
46:27
apart. Also that scene with on the
46:31
sled, it starts off showing the kid on the fucking sled in the
46:35
snow. He starts panning back, pans
46:37
through a fucking window and his mum's in there talking to an old
46:41
man about really, you've got to take my son away.
46:44
It's fucking ingenious. This is the 1940s.
46:47
They'd only been movies for 30 years at that point.
46:50
Yeah, he did a lot of fucking creative shit.
46:54
Yeah. If not going to say no.
46:57
Sure, French champagne genius. You're in America, I need you to
47:03
try Paul Mason champagne at some point.
47:07
I fuck it. The the funniest bit to me in
47:09
that whole commercial is when they're like action and he just
47:12
fucking sits there and he's like, yeah, that's the funniest.
47:16
Bit, yeah. And there's this bit where he
47:17
looks straight down, like off camera goes just do anything.
47:26
That's like where he does know what he's doing, yeah.
47:30
So. Drunk, but it's also it's drunk
47:32
on the wine they gave you to use as A to do this for the ad
47:37
you're currently starving. Yeah, so funny.
47:42
Can I just say I'm very upset about something?
47:45
Yes. None of the cinemas around me
47:47
are showing Star Wars this weekend.
47:51
I don't think any around here are either.
47:53
What happened? I saw Revenge of the Sith was
47:56
like up in the top, you know the top.
48:00
What do you call box office? That's the word I'm looking for.
48:02
Yeah, because they're for. The release.
48:04
Yeah, and you think they would have kept it maybe around for
48:07
like May the 5th or Revenge of the 5th?
48:09
You know my problem with with with Revenge of the Sith?
48:12
You want to know my problem with it?
48:14
It was the best of those the prequels.
48:16
Yes, it. Was good, I didn't care because
48:20
the others were so shit and it wasn't good enough that just
48:23
being better than those was not enough.
48:25
I've only seen it once. I've never seen it a second
48:28
time. Look, I I did enjoy it because
48:31
at the best of three because it was back to that fast pace
48:36
action again, not the oh. The opening scene, the battle
48:40
over course, yeah, fucking incredible.
48:43
But I But am I right in thinking that scene was directed by
48:46
Steven Spielberg? No you are not because I
48:49
actually saw the film it. Right.
48:53
Yeah, right. It was a rumour going around
48:55
that he was dressed by that scene.
48:58
I'll say when the, I'll say when they were filming the part where
49:01
they're sort of in the capital ship and it's crashing.
49:04
I was there for that, filming that, and it was George.
49:07
It was George there. It was George.
49:10
Did George Lucas lie to you about certain aspects of the
49:14
film? There's there's an article this
49:15
week, George has been talking about stuff and he could come
49:19
out and I saw this. I saw it.
49:21
Everywhere. I saw that he Why does Yoda?
49:23
Speak question about it and I purposely didn't read it because
49:27
I knew it would be a lie. So Matt, are you confirming?
49:30
What he said about it, right? And I'll this is he was asked
49:33
why does Yoda talk the way that he talks, right?
49:37
And George says if you speak regular English, people won't
49:39
listen that much. But if he had an accent or it's
49:41
really hard to understand what he's saying, they focus on what
49:44
he's saying. He was basically the philosopher
49:46
of the movie. I had to figure out a way to get
49:48
people to actually listen, especially 12 year olds, right?
49:51
No, he didn't talk like that. He talked like that when he was
49:54
pretending to be a weird fucking freak when he first met Luke
49:58
once he was trying to be a philosopher or not.
50:01
When he went back to his normal self in The Empire Strikes Back,
50:04
he didn't talk like that. He just took.
50:05
Normal. He didn't, and it wasn't.
50:08
Just you forgot. Straight like it was all mixed
50:12
up. It wasn't just everything in
50:14
reverse. No, he was just trying to freak
50:18
Luke out at first, and then he stopped doing that and talked
50:22
normally. Yes.
50:24
There's so it's. So much screen time of him just
50:28
expositing in a normal. Way see, This is why I don't
50:32
believe a lot of what George says.
50:33
Like he had all the movies planned out and all this, but
50:36
then like they're all panned out.
50:38
But then they didn't even know that Luke and Leah were going to
50:40
be brother and sister until they're making eternally Jedi.
50:45
Not writing it, making it. Yep.
50:50
And that was only because Harrison Ford became a bigger
50:55
star than than Luke Scalcourt, or they would have definitely
50:58
just kept that romance going. Right.
51:01
Yeah, yeah. That's the one that makes the
51:04
most sense. The hero gets the girl.
51:07
Yeah. But yeah, I remember watching a
51:09
bar in the scenes and they're like, we're trying to think of a
51:11
way for like, why Luke snaps and he's kind of turn and and then
51:15
that's where they sort of came up the wood sister.
51:17
That'll work. And but yeah, it wasn't like you
51:19
had this planned out when you had 12 movies that you.
51:23
I think didn't. Wasn't it a draft?
51:24
There was an earlier draft where there was twins.
51:26
Yeah, there was. There was another character who
51:28
was his sister. Yeah.
51:29
And it wasn't. But it wasn't them.
51:31
Not even the first draft. There were no humans at all.
51:35
No, but like of Return of the Jedi specifically, like yes,
51:38
you're right. Star Wars originally was just
51:40
robots, but then when they were doing Return of the Jedi and
51:42
then there was like he actually fought the Emperor in like a
51:45
lava pit or something. At the end, everyone's a ghost
51:49
fought the Emperor or something that was.
51:51
Yeah, they were offensively like love and that's where they went
51:53
to sort of avenged the seat was sort of a bit of a throwback.
51:58
Yeah, yeah. To love or but.
52:01
Yeah, but like the yeah, the sister was another character and
52:05
then at some point they just were like, no, it's just Leia.
52:08
Yeah, no, it's fucking dumb, but whatever.
52:10
I saw one of those I was this today old when I learned the
52:14
other day that I don't know that I agree with somebody said, oh,
52:20
the the Jedi in the the titular Jedi in Return of the Jedi is
52:25
Veda, not Luke. And I don't think that's what
52:27
they meant because they hadn't made the prequels yet.
52:30
And it's Luke becoming a Jedi. He says I'm now a Jedi like my
52:36
father, like that's it's, it's not Anakin doing Jedi stuff.
52:40
Again. And it was Revenge of the Jedi
52:42
up to a certain point. So clearly the intention was
52:46
it's the revenge of the Jedi, plural, that they revenge on on
52:50
the on the. The Empire Jedi don't get
52:52
revenge. And then he, yeah, he change and
52:54
that, yeah, right up until release there were fucking
52:57
posters. Whole.
52:58
Whole bunch of posters that they'd already made.
53:01
'Cause he just made-up, not made-up, 'cause he made-up
53:04
everything, but he just came. Up with something else?
53:05
Yeah, yeah. But that actually that that to
53:07
be did make sense like it thought.
53:09
Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, absolutely.
53:12
But it's just sure. Like, no, it wasn't intended to
53:15
be Veda. No, it was a more general but
53:18
Jedi. Have but I could see what people
53:20
would now say that due to yeah, you've got but.
53:24
That's so on that basis, I I will say the return of the Jedi
53:28
just means generally the Jedi have.
53:30
Returned Jedi back. That's what it means.
53:31
Yeah, it. Doesn't mean one person they
53:32
didn't actually. Yeah, but.
53:36
No, they they didn't. They didn't.
53:38
In fact, in the the sequel trilogy, there's still an
53:43
empire. It's just a different empire
53:45
and. The Rebels.
53:49
Yeah. Didn't need to be.
53:53
Somehow Palpatine returned by the way, he fucked someone years
53:58
ago. Your mum.
54:03
The President of the United States.
54:04
I hate it by. The way I'm die hard man.
54:08
I hate it so much. They had great stuff they could
54:12
build off and. Yeah, they weren't.
54:18
No. I just done movies.
54:23
I saw this and made me laugh. Apparently The Avengers doomsday
54:27
script isn't finished because there's so many fucking people
54:30
in this movie and they all want different varying amounts of
54:33
lots of money and they can't finish the script because they
54:37
still, well maybe now it's finalized.
54:39
I think I started shooting, but they didn't know who's actually
54:42
going to show up for this and who.
54:43
Isn't oh so that teaser trailer with just the fucking ridiculous
54:48
list of names? Some of them people were like,
54:51
still holding out. No, the because people were
54:53
like, oh, notably like Chris Pratt wasn't listed a bunch of
54:56
and they were like, are these people coming back?
54:58
And it's like, well, they just haven't signed the contract yet,
55:00
so they don't want to put their name in there, but they might be
55:02
in it. Yeah.
55:06
Because apparently there's concept art that leaked where
55:09
Star Lord is quite prominent in the movie, but Chris Pratt had
55:12
not agreed to do it yet. So it's like I'm.
55:16
Still trying to work out how they're going to explain Robert
55:20
Downey Junior big big play. Like there's going to have to be
55:26
are they resurrecting him? Is it him or is it like is it?
55:31
Somebody going to go close? You look familiar.
55:34
Yeah. I mean, there have been Can't
55:38
wait to. Find.
55:38
Yeah, characters. Actors recur as multiple
55:41
characters, but usually kind of. Like not not the same thing.
55:47
Not like Robert. Downey Junior Yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:55
I mean, it sounds like it's going to be an interesting watch
55:59
if you know. Although but like I don't know
56:02
the new. Fantastic fast.
56:03
Movies out at the moment. Oh, Thunderbolts.
56:07
Yeah, that sounds very good. Yeah.
56:08
Have you seen it? No, apparently it's very good
56:11
though. OK.
56:12
So if they've got sort of found their footing again.
56:15
Well, it's an interesting one, right?
56:16
Because Thunderbolts is all the, it's kind of like the Suicide
56:20
Squad of Marvel. And it's at first I was kind of
56:22
like, yeah. But then I'm like, well, I like
56:24
all those characters, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:26
It's better than that, yeah. Yeah, like potentially.
56:29
Pew. Fucking Pew.
56:31
Yeah, Florence Yelena. And what's it the red?
56:35
The Father. Whatever his name is, yeah.
56:37
I don't know. It looks cool.
56:38
Yeah. I'd watch more of that, yeah.
56:41
And you go, I've seen. What's that movie?
56:42
They were in. Shows it was I.
56:50
Watch any movie with a woman whose tits I've seen it.
56:54
Sort of true, No. I mean, yeah, it's not not true.
56:59
Oh, was it? Oh.
57:02
What was the movie they were in that introduced them?
57:06
Black Widow. Black Widow it.
57:07
Was a Black Widow movie, which was the one that everyone said
57:10
who was asking for a Black Widow movie and it was the absolute
57:14
best of that second wave of post end game.
57:18
But it's also weird because it was a prequel because they
57:23
killed it already. That's right.
57:26
Yeah, I actually. Don't remember.
57:28
Yeah. Half of them are prequels
57:30
though, you know. Yes.
57:34
All right, Well, obviously thunderbolts then, if it's meant
57:36
to be good. It's good.
57:37
The reviews are really good. It's like it's yeah, apparently
57:40
it's like they found their footing again.
57:42
OK. I don't know.
57:43
That doesn't mean anything for the other one.
57:45
We know they're all a mixed bag really at this point.
57:48
I'll say this, I'm so fucking excited for Superman.
57:52
I'm so really, I'm so excited and I am so excited.
57:57
I've been watching tons of old Superman stuff and reading old
58:01
comics and I re watched Man of Steel.
58:04
And I'll say this, Hollywood doesn't deserve Henry Cavill,
58:10
right? It's not that he can't hold a
58:11
movie. Henry Cavill.
58:13
They just, I mean for for them to say this, this is the first
58:19
fucking actor who's even read a Superman comic to play.
58:22
Superman, right? Right.
58:23
Right. And then, you know, they they
58:25
cast him as Geral and he came to the audition saying, yeah, I've
58:28
already played all the games. And they were like, you know,
58:30
there's not based on the games, based on the books.
58:32
He was like, wait there, went and read all the books and then
58:34
came back and auditioned again. Like.
58:37
And they've just ruined it time and time again.
58:40
Hollywood does not deserve him. Man of Steel is a pretty good
58:43
movie and he is an excellent. He's not.
58:46
He's not meant to be in movies. Nah that's not true man.
58:49
Because Mission Impossible Fallout is fucking.
58:51
Great, and he is right. In it, he's.
58:53
Not meant for movies. Nah, he's good.
58:55
For TV mustache. He's now I'll say this about Man
59:00
of Steel. They need to completely remove
59:03
the opening sequence, the Krypton sequence.
59:05
Just Russell Crowe, take it out. Just start fucking Superman
59:10
lands on Earth. Put some back story in later
59:13
when Zod arrives. The thing everybody criticizes
59:17
is the death of Jonathan Kent. Oh yeah, yeah.
59:22
Yeah, didn't bother me. Didn't bother me.
59:26
Because no, I remember thinking. I mean, it's been a long time
59:29
since I watched it, but I remember thinking you could have
59:31
saved him and no one would have known it was you.
59:34
That's. The problem is that he couldn't
59:35
because he was standing there with everyone and he was over
59:39
here and. He was a tornado going on.
59:41
Just I know I will go, oh, what's not over there?
59:43
It was. It was he.
59:44
Wasn't meant to be taken literally.
59:46
Symbolic of the fact that he would sacrifice his own life to
59:50
not reveal his son's powers. And his vulnerable, I remember
59:54
thinking I was just clunky the way that he that he did that.
59:57
So it seems like you could have come up with a.
1:00:01
Yeah, or at least a reason for it not to be so, So that it
1:00:04
would have been definitely obvious that he would have been
1:00:06
seen. All right.
1:00:08
I haven't seen it and I don't think I will.
1:00:10
I'm not a big Superman fan. Well, you'll be you'll be
1:00:14
pleased because I actually only say Superman one time in the
1:00:17
entire movie. I thought the.
1:00:19
I thought the word I. Don't like?
1:00:24
It's the I don't know, it's just he's just invincible.
1:00:29
He'd do everything. No, no, he's got weaknesses.
1:00:33
Kryptonite. Being one of them and also just
1:00:35
his his weakness is that he's incorruptible.
1:00:39
You know like he he is too morally good.
1:00:42
Sure, yeah, that his unflinching.
1:00:45
I mean he says this and then in towards the end of the movie
1:00:48
they kill a lot of people with Zod throwing Zod through
1:00:54
buildings. Like look, I'm just.
1:00:56
Going to stick with Chris Reeves, he's my Superman.
1:00:58
I mean, that's. Bad news for you, he's.
1:01:00
But too yeah, mind you, they also kind of ruined they wasted
1:01:07
Brandon Routh because he was he was the same Superman as
1:01:10
Christopher Reeves. He's.
1:01:11
Career really tanked as well. He's back as Superman in the
1:01:15
Yeah, Crisis on Infinite Earth. Yeah, he's doing.
1:01:18
He's TV actor now. Yeah, literally the TV actor
1:01:21
now. Yeah, you know what I also
1:01:23
watched, which is very good, is Superman and Lois, which is also
1:01:27
in the Arrowverse, but it's not oldest Superman, not the Dean
1:01:30
Kane with kids. No, not, not, not Lois.
1:01:32
Because. That's Lois and Clark.
1:01:34
It's the Superman from the Supergirl series, right?
1:01:39
And him and his wife and his two teenage sons move back to
1:01:46
Smallville and live on a farm. And it's mostly sometimes he's
1:01:50
Superman, but it's mostly just about him trying to be a good
1:01:52
dad. And it's like.
1:01:54
You fucking know exactly what I want, don't you?
1:01:57
But is this the C of you want the one for like teenage girls?
1:02:02
What? What?
1:02:04
The CW shows they're all for teenage girls than anything.
1:02:08
Oh no, I. Quite agree with that.
1:02:11
No, no, no. It's like, I mean, there's.
1:02:12
Certainly. More or whatever it was called.
1:02:14
I know tons of people who like that OK and they were grown men
1:02:17
but. For some reason the CWI just
1:02:19
watch Flash. Didn't you, Luke?
1:02:20
I think you watched. Didn't you watch CW Flash?
1:02:23
No, no. OK.
1:02:25
I haven't watched, I said that should have just had him as
1:02:27
being the Flash in the movie because.
1:02:30
Oh, yeah, yeah. Instead of there's this great,
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there's this great flashback scene in.
1:02:35
Yeah. But then that movie turned out
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to be really. Good.
1:02:38
Yeah, that was a we all. Have to fucking make another
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one. And they definitely can't in
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this. There's a scene where Superman
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remembers his first outing as Superman and he comes and saves
1:02:50
somebody and he's wearing the costume from Superman or Action
1:02:54
Comics number One with the black triangle.
1:02:56
And it's, yeah, it's, it's pretty cool.
1:03:00
You should check it out. It's a lot lot to watch though.
1:03:04
I don't think I could start. I'm not saying watch the entire
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era, I'm just saying. Watch the strip mining
1:03:12
Minecraft. Yeah.
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No. Oh, I have to.
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I, I forgot to, I have to give up on the strip mine.
1:03:20
Why? Because you dug down into.
1:03:23
The case because now if you try and go to the shrimp mine it's
1:03:27
gotten down low enough and because it's so flat it just
1:03:30
spawns slime slimes everywhere. Oh.
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Yeah, I saw. Something yesterday that you've
1:03:36
just reminded me of, Luke, but I'm going to tell you in the
1:03:40
after party. OK, what's the what's the after
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That is the after Party where I'm going to just tell Luke
1:04:02
something I saw yesterday, but then do all the sex crime news
1:04:05
be teased earlier? And you know how much I love sex
1:04:09
crime news. I'm gonna edit that.
1:04:13
I'm going to edit that and I'm going to give it to Matt, and
1:04:16
Matt's going to remix you. Just saying.
1:04:17
I love Sex crime over and over. That's true, and I do see the
1:04:21
name Gaiman. On the I.
1:04:24
See him on the guest list So. I also see the word Kanye so
1:04:29
it's good too. That one's not a crime though,
1:04:33
as far. As I see the word Kanye and I
1:04:35
see the word sucked, so I'm very excited.
1:04:39
To find out who or what Kanye sucked in the after.
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