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Molly Blues Be Gone | Son of a Boy Dad #224 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: All righty, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 3: Dad podcast Today. It is Monday, August twelve, and we
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  Speaker 3: are year live from our school HQ three. Back in studio.
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  Speaker 1: Sasas is sick with a touch of jaundice about him.
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  Speaker 1: It's giving him a lovely Homer Simpson glow, which I
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  Speaker 1: think is very becoming of you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like that level of sick where like
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  Speaker 3: you just pop like five tail and alls, because I
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  Speaker 3: was like, well, I'm definitely not missing the podcast, Like,
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  Speaker 3: last thing I need is more theater talk. So I
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  Speaker 3: powered through. I took a bunch of tile and all.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm at that level of sick where like this
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  Speaker 3: shit's gonna wear off any second, I'm just gonna crash
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  Speaker 3: and burn.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get into fishing.
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  Speaker 3: I got it in my stomach, very unsettling.
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  Speaker 2: I'm confused by what you said before we started. You
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  Speaker 2: said that you woke up and you had a fever
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  Speaker 2: of one hundred and twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, reckon breaking numbers.
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  Speaker 2: And then you said that the AC wasn't working.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the AC was working, Oh, it was working
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  Speaker 3: too well to the point that it infected me with
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  Speaker 3: some sort of sickness.
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  Speaker 2: So then you turned the AC off and you it
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  Speaker 2: fixed it.
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  Speaker 3: I turned off the AC and I woke up, and
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  Speaker 3: I felt a little better and my my throat didn't
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  Speaker 3: hurt as much. But then I think I was just
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  Speaker 3: plassebo because then I got out of bed and my
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  Speaker 3: entire body was aching.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think I'm getting it just from looking at you.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's seeping in through my eyeballs.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, I'm gonna go get
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  Speaker 3: a coffee, you know it, stretch the legs. Maybe that'll help.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm just like stiff dude. I stepped outside. I
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  Speaker 3: was on my hands and knees crawling to the coffee shop,
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  Speaker 3: so in, so much discomfort.
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  Speaker 1: Just a mirage of a coffee shop, like you're in
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  Speaker 1: the desert. Yeah, licking the fucking pavement. Disgusting. But show
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  Speaker 1: the like, show the people without the shadow of your hat,
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  Speaker 1: show them your skin. Your skin, it literally looks the
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  Speaker 1: best your skin has ever looked. Doesn't it have like
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  Speaker 1: a smoothness to it?
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  Speaker 7: Doesn't have this like olive smoothness. I was watching that
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  Speaker 7: Lebron video where he takes the mask.
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  Speaker 1: That one's the guy's mask is knocked off.
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  Speaker 3: And have you been getting those tweets from that thread?
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  Speaker 3: That's like funniest Lebron moments.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't been.
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  Speaker 3: That's just my whole timeline, and every single one of
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  Speaker 3: them is so fucking funny.
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  Speaker 1: My whole time. Go ahead, go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think like other star players think of Lebron.
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  Speaker 2: Did you think they like him and respect him?
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  Speaker 3: Or do they don't? He's the goat.
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  Speaker 1: I think i'd rather Ron would know. Yeah, some do,
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  Speaker 1: and I think some don't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they're jealous.
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  Speaker 1: I think yeah, some, but yeah, yeah, fair enough. I
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  Speaker 1: think he gets away with other shit that people couldn't
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  Speaker 1: necessarily do.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, putting all that aside. As a fixture on the
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  Speaker 2: USA men's basketball team, in that locker room, is he well.
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  Speaker 1: Received, Yes, he's got to be well received. But I
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  Speaker 1: also think that he's always the one to being like
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  Speaker 1: all right, huddle up, fellas and like trying to like
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  Speaker 1: break it down. And I think they are all superstar
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  Speaker 1: So there's probably a couple that roll their eyes a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. I've seen some videos of like Kevin Durant
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  Speaker 1: and like Jolan b being like all right, here we
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  Speaker 1: go again, with him just being like, Okay, let's fucking go.
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  Speaker 3: You know, they don't love ball as much as he does.
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  Speaker 1: Or they don't love Lebron as much as he does.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know?
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  Speaker 2: What's always been interesting about Lebron is that, no matter what,
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  Speaker 2: for all his faults, he's never been a ballhog. And
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  Speaker 2: I think that play with him on a team like that,
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  Speaker 2: that is a thing that really could make him annoying
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  Speaker 2: to play with. And he's not right. He's such a Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a connective passer as well as pass amazing, amazing,
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  Speaker 1: but not just passing. Connective past is connective.
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  Speaker 3: Passing is beautiful. You know he's connective. Passing is beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: It's fucking will Gil Jillies. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Gilly, Gilly.
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  Speaker 3: I always fuck up. I always say, Willy and Gallo
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  Speaker 3: for some reason, you're racist. I'm racist.
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  Speaker 1: A touch of racism in there, Willy and Gallo. He
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  Speaker 1: does that move all the time. I've seen there has
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  Speaker 1: to be able to there has to be like a
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  Speaker 1: highlight clip. Have you ever seen him do this movie
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  Speaker 1: and he like bounces the ball in front of him
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  Speaker 1: and does like and like's in front of it and
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  Speaker 1: then touch passes it to somebody.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: He does it all the time. It's like one of
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  Speaker 1: his face and he's like forty eight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he could play. He could have played on the
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  Speaker 3: Olympic team. He could have played in the league. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he would have been He probably would have gotten more
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  Speaker 3: time than Jason Tatum.
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  Speaker 1: He could have played in the like Puerto Rican Olympic
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  Speaker 1: team and what I like, serious, Yeah, absolutely, he's not
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  Speaker 1: a reakan, but no, he could have played on the
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  Speaker 1: Ethiopian team or yeah, wherever he's from, the retreating team.
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  Speaker 3: I was talking to someone recently and they said something incredibly.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's racist, Oh, do tell that.
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  Speaker 3: We were talking about the Olympics, and they were like,
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  Speaker 3: don't you feel like it doesn't really like it's kind
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  Speaker 3: of unfair that because the US is such a big
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  Speaker 3: country that we have all these people who like aren't
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  Speaker 3: really American, but they he was like, he was like,
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  Speaker 3: like their ancestors are from like Africa and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, so you want like a race war,
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  Speaker 3: that's what you're looking for, you know, you don't want
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  Speaker 3: the Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want some people.
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  Speaker 3: Put into like where they're where their ancestors are based.
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  Speaker 1: But that's a fallacy too, because then we'd all be
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  Speaker 1: playing for fucking like England or Romania or wherever the
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  Speaker 1: fuck everybody's from, Yeah, wherever all the US citizens are
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  Speaker 1: actually from ethnically, Yeah, then we just have a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of Native Americans. That's why they need to look across.
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  Speaker 3: They would clean up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if they had been unchecked, if they were left
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  Speaker 1: to their own devices and just had learned sport on
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  Speaker 1: their own. I've seen nasty racism about India these Olympics.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why does the very racist towards the Indians?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the hell? It's disrespectful India the country, not
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  Speaker 1: the Native Americans.
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  Speaker 2: No, we never I don't ever use that to talk
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  Speaker 2: about them anymore.
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  Speaker 1: No, Howard Jen said that you're supposed to call them
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  Speaker 1: American Indians.
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  Speaker 2: I say first peoples. I looked that up.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they want, and I thought it was indigenous.
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  Speaker 3: No, is indigenous people?
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  Speaker 1: Bad?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, they're not.
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  Speaker 3: I call them indigenous Indians.
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  Speaker 1: We should do actually a land acknowledgment.
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  Speaker 2: I actually think it is first peoples. I was kind
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  Speaker 2: of kidding, but not kidding. I think I think first people's.
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  Speaker 2: I looked up what is the proper way to refer
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  Speaker 2: to as we know them Indians, and I think it's
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  Speaker 2: first people's. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean they're their numbers are dwindling, so they we
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  Speaker 1: need to get them to represent themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Now, is there something about them being called Indians because
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  Speaker 2: Columbus thought he had landed in India exactly why.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he thought he was going to go around the
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  Speaker 1: world and just hit India from the other side, and
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  Speaker 1: he didn't realize that there was an America in the middle.
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  Speaker 2: The French word for turkey is danned dnde, and originally
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  Speaker 2: it was d apostrophe i nde, meaning of India. Because
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  Speaker 2: when they saw the turkeys around the Thanksgiving time, I
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  Speaker 2: think they thought they were in India.
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  Speaker 1: Really, they don't have turkeys over there.
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  Speaker 2: But that's confusing because why would that be in French?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Because Columbus was Spanish, right, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Think a lot of people claim Columbus. I've heard the
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  Speaker 1: Portuguese have acclaimed him, and the Italians claimed him, and.
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  Speaker 2: I'll right about that.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that he is truly Spanish because I
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  Speaker 1: think he was commissioned by the Spanish king or queen
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  Speaker 1: or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: The Jews have been trying to claim him for a while,
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  Speaker 3: right yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, understood the whole Jesus being Jewish thing. I
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  Speaker 2: never understood that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's just it's just factual.
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  Speaker 2: Fine, he was Jewish. How come more isn't made of that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You know who makes a lot of it?
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  Speaker 3: Jews?
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  Speaker 1: Do they? Yeah, they claim him like they claim him
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  Speaker 1: as a prophet. How big of it?
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  Speaker 2: But this is this is my question. Right, if he
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  Speaker 2: was Jewish, and I guess he is, right, then why
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  Speaker 2: don't they hold him up more? Because he's not a
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  Speaker 2: major right? Am I wrong? I haven't read the Old Testament.
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  Speaker 1: Or whatever the Torah because he's not in the Old Testament.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's because the Torah is the first five
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  Speaker 1: books and so that's like Moses and.
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  Speaker 2: So the New Testament is the Jewish.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, the story of Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: I get all this stuff confused.
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  Speaker 1: So I think they think of him as a prophet,
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  Speaker 1: just like Moses and Abraham and uh, they're like the
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  Speaker 1: Messiah is still going to or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: So that's my point. If Christianity holds Jesus up as
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  Speaker 2: their Messiah and Judaism has him, why wouldn't they be like, well,
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  Speaker 2: he's actually our guy, and he's our Messiah.
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  Speaker 1: Like he's all right, he's not great. Yeah, they're not
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  Speaker 1: obsessed with him. They're like he was fine, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He I mean, you've got Michael Jordans on your team,
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, we'll just have him be a role player.
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  Speaker 1: He's no Moses.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That's a weird gap I've never really understood.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure someone will inform us in the comments.
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  Speaker 2: The most enthusiasm I've ever really heard is from from
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  Speaker 2: Judish Jewish people claiming Jesus as They're like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he was Jewish. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they just don't like really respect everything that he
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  Speaker 1: was doing. I mean, he was just surrounding himself with
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  Speaker 1: whoores and fishermen and fucking you know, how long did
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  Speaker 1: Moses live five hundred years or some shit like that.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus thirty three years? He died before he ever got
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  Speaker 1: it chan He's like Barry Sanders, you know.
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  Speaker 3: What, I'm a week or a whole days?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 3: How long was Jesus dead for before he rose again?
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  Speaker 1: Three days?
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  Speaker 2: Is it three? I'm gonna trust run on all this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was three, but it might have been more.
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  Speaker 1: He died on Thursday and popped up on Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, because he didn't want to miss the Sunday
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  Speaker 3: night ball.
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  Speaker 2: Does rolling stone that term have something to do with
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  Speaker 2: the rock He rolled that way? From the mouth of
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  Speaker 2: the cave.
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  Speaker 3: It does, Dude, I'd have no idea what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Because you didn't pay attention to CCD because you were
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  Speaker 1: back Ey spoke the devil at all. You were fucking
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  Speaker 1: getting high as hell.
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  Speaker 3: The only memory I have from CCD is I picked
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  Speaker 3: my nose one time and it started bleeding, and I
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  Speaker 3: got to leave the class with a nose bleed.
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  Speaker 2: And it was pumped classic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because everyone always I remember, kids always used to
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  Speaker 3: be like my noses like ran with my kids with
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  Speaker 3: noses would just start squirting blood. I never had that
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  Speaker 3: happen to me unless I picked it real aggressively.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had it because those furnaces in the schools
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  Speaker 2: would just blast the hottest driest are yeah, in the winter,
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  Speaker 2: and your nose would turn to a freaking old wasp.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably what was happening in Europe. That's probably
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  Speaker 3: what I'm gonna wake up tomorrow. My face is just
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  Speaker 3: gonna be covered in blood.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a stigmata. Yeah, I'm surprised the priest
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  Speaker 1: didn't pull you aside, be like we need to take
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  Speaker 1: care of this.
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  Speaker 3: We never had we didn't have priests sad CCD.
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  Speaker 1: It was all just like parent ladies. Yeah, what's CCD,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Like Catholic Church school. Oh, that's what it
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  Speaker 1: stands for.
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  Speaker 3: On Sundays you went, No, it would be like Monday.
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  Speaker 1: It's like for public school kids to learn about our
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  Speaker 1: Lord and Savior.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a joke or like, actually, no, gu it
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  Speaker 3: would really be. It would be like on like a
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  Speaker 3: Tuesday or some show. So it's like your Hebrew school. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you would just go once a week.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't Sunday school for slightly older kids.
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  Speaker 3: It was like the exact same thing as Sunday School,
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  Speaker 3: but it was not on Sundays for some reason. I
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  Speaker 3: think there was like multiple different sign up times. I
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  Speaker 3: think there was one on side days, but I would
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  Speaker 3: go to like the Monday one.
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  Speaker 1: What percentage of shit that you learned in school? Do
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  Speaker 1: you guys think you retained? Not a lot.
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  Speaker 3: But sometimes I'll read something and I'll be like, I
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  Speaker 3: remember that, Like that, that's what that's the maximum? Like
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  Speaker 3: I need to be yeah, I need to be reminded
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  Speaker 3: of all of it.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's got to be less than ten percent.
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  Speaker 2: It's not much. I mean, if you look at it
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  Speaker 2: all of high school was just one long cram session. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was nothing that was gonna stick super hard. I remember,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Language.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I realized I didn't want to talk anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Why.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, No, I just didn't. I realize I
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  Speaker 2: was not going to say something interesting, so I stopped math.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I've retained a lot of math. Like
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  Speaker 3: anytime people post like a problem and they're like, solve this,
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  Speaker 3: I always get did.
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  Speaker 1: You get it? But there those problems are always easy
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  Speaker 1: as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but for some reason some can't all on division.
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  Speaker 3: I think I could. I think if I got a
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  Speaker 3: little catch up, I could. I could be back in
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  Speaker 3: the groove quick.
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  Speaker 2: You'd have that. What gets hard is when you get
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  Speaker 2: into algebra one. Yes, simplifying equations like bino meals that
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  Speaker 2: kind of stuff. The only reason I know that is
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  Speaker 2: because I had to go back and tutor it, so
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  Speaker 2: I had to relearn it, and then I tutored it
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  Speaker 2: year after year. So now I do have it locked,
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  Speaker 2: but only because I had years of redoing the same
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  Speaker 2: shit over and over.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy how much teachers are just staying a lesson
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  Speaker 1: ahead exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And I used to think man, I could never teach.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. How do you retain all that knowledge? And
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  Speaker 2: then what you realize is that they've just been doing
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  Speaker 2: the same material for twenty four years and that it's
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  Speaker 2: it's not that hard. They can kind of go on
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  Speaker 2: auto pilot.
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  Speaker 3: The first year, they're probably like sweating, like fucking trying
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: to like study up the night before the lesson. Yeah,
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: and then by year or two they're like, I.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Know all of this because you just have to know,
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: like who like two presidents are like a couple of
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: math problems, and then you're just horny for the rest
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: of your time.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably gets so boring. They're like that scene God
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Will Hunting where he's like, do you have any idea
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: how fucking easy this is? For me, it's a fucking joke,
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: And I'm sorry you can't do it right. I don't
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: want to seeing her watching fuck around and fuck it
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: up teaching fucking multiplication for the thirtieth year in a row.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: It's right, trust me, Doing that to a little kid
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: is hilarious.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: You got any idea how fucking easy this is?
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: That's probably they're so bored. That's probably why they start
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: lusting after the children.
• 15:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's where they start. They're like, I gotta find
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: some way to pass the time.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Marcus looks amazing today, Marcus looks so fucking good today.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: That and just being hungover their pros and be hungover.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Just hung over every single day.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Do you think that the teachers dress up more for
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: the kids or for their peers peers? Really?
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: It's got to be just an absolute fuck fest at
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: every single.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: When you get dressed in the morning as a teacher,
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: are you thinking about because most of there are a
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: lot of schools, I would think where there isn't some
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: hot teacher. Do you think No, I think everything there's
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: always a hot teacher school.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: But it was like it's almost like there's a ten
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: percent rule. It's like you're no matter what it's recalibrated to,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: someone is the hottest. It's like jail hot.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: The hot teachers, early childhood teachers. That's where the hot
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: women teachers.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Are because they all like her nineteen Yeah, like fresh
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: out of school. I guess twenty barrier to entry, the
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: hawk two girl. Yeah, it's literally college students.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: There was a rumor that she was a teacher, but
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: then she's like, now I was too I'm too young
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: to be a teacher. I work in a nail factory.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Fuck the fuck is a nail factory exactly like nails
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: like hammers.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, she worked at.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Nails, just pouring the molds all day.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: She's like a dirty job worker. She's like working on
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: how it's made.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know they had that in America.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: She works in a fucking nail.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Of fucking boiling steel.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: She's working on nails one by bringing into molds all day,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: one of those helmets with the tiny slit. People didn't
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: know she was a blue collar welder. Yeah, damn like
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Union sixty nine.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: It's pretty.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: People turned on her pretty quickly when they re.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: She got signed by UTA.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah seriously, I mean, we can't say anything about her
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: then she's one of our coworkers. Yeah, people did well.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, would you be.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Mad if you found out that Mike signed the Hawk
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: to a girl?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: No?
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: No, no, and he started like he was like like
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: he started booking her at the same clubs that we're doing.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: If she started doing better than me, I'd be like
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: I need to quit and go work in nails in
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: the nail factory.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: But just getting my nails done, and it's factory work.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: That's pretty interesting.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: It is very interesting. I couldn't believe it. Good for her, though, yeah,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: good on that fucking We.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Need more blue collar women being in factories, you know what.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm on the hunt for right now, Guys,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: come again. Light fixtures. Have I talked about this, but
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: for no I don't even know. I gotta buy some lights.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: What's a light?
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: What's a light fixture? No, well, not those, because those
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: are for entertainment or whatever.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: They'll bang you for a light fixture, sure will, they
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: sure will, and there's no limit. Yeah, because they can
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: become works of art. You know people, you got these
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: like incredible Danish glass blowing experts that create works of art.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Light fixtures.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: It's just lights.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: We can get you some lights.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: No, I have right now, this place, I have it.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I've got just bare bulbs that are placeholders, and it
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: looks pretty garish. It's very interrogatou.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get you some lamps.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: We need to get this guy some lamps. Yeah, let's
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: get them some lamps. Stats.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I've got a great lamp.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: I need lamps. I need ceiling pendants. I need uh chandeliers, chandeliers.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: What happened to me recently was my my ceiling lamp. Yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: the one of the ball to the bulbs are out,
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: so it's just one bulb now. M and I got
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I bought light bulbs and I put replace all the
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: light bulbs in my bathroom in my lamp and all
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: that jazz, and then I was like, I'm gonna replace
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: the one up there. So I stood up on top
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: of my autumn and I could reach it well. And
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: I went to unscrew the ceiling lamp and it had
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: this like weird like grease on it, and it made
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: my hands smell awful, and I couldn't get it open.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: And it's like there's like liquid in it is it?
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Uh, I'm glad you told that story because I knew
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: that what I was saying was not good and well.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: It was very very odd.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: I was wondering if maybe you had any tips with that.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I know you're a big like, you're being a connective passer,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: You're being hard on yourself, You're connective passing. You're getting us,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I feel a little delirious.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I did ecstasy this weekend for the first time. Wow, Okay,
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: there you go. Start with that next time. We've been
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: talking about fucking lamps.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: We've been talking about life fixtures.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: They haven't just open with that.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I should have seen because you're talking about grease on
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: my light bulbs. Your pupils are like tiny, as in,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: like you're suffering from a serotonin deficiency.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: It was, it wasn't. It didn't suit me.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't like it really doesn't like.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: I thought it was like chemically made.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think it was molly. I think it was
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: actually ecstasy.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't enjoy the sensation of ecstasy.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a ton of it. But it was in
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: one of those chocolates. That's how they gave it to me.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: They said it was. They said it was. They said
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: it was mostly mushrooms with a touch of ecstasy.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: It was. It wasn't awesome that sounds.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I was fine the night of and taking it and
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: then and didn't take too much and was fine and
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: happy and all that, And then the next day was
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: one of the darkest days of my life. That whole
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: come down thing, that's no joke, man. I was so
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: fucking sad and weird and kind of lost and confused
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: and I couldn't get my bearings and things looked weird,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: and I was just kind of like, what I felt
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: very empty?
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: When did you take it?
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: And it's still that that was. So that was Saturday night,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: and then Sunday was Yesterday was the bad day, and
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: then today's a little bit bad too.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: It's like I think that when you when you saw me.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Stop talking, I never stopped talking.
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: I had a feeling because well I didn't have a
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: feeling at all, but I didn't have a feeling that
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: you were coming down from.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Ecstasy, but I smelled it on here. Yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: But what I called you yesterday, it was quick convo
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: and I thought we were going to be going back
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: and forth for like forty five minutes. I was ready
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: to talk shop about comedy.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Have it in me?
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: And that makes me sad because I liked to talk
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: shop comedy with you.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: When you take ecstasy or something like that, you're not
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: just like adding a happiness, You're like borrowing from other
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: happiness that you could have. And I think that you
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: like reached a couple of days into the future as
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: far as your happiness. But sometimes it's worth it if
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: you're doing something really fun. What did you do while
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: you were on It wasn't.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Really anything special. Wasn't watching I wasn't watching Dead Mouth
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: five or any of those people. I wasn't at some
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: like Electric Daisy Carnival Zoo.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Festival with Are you outdoors at least?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: No inside?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: God?
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: That terribly sounds terrible.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Were you with uh? Were you among many people? Mm hmm,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: that's nice.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Not many, not that many, not enough people. Yeah, and
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: it's just weird.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I've never done it.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I've never done it either. I'd never done it, and
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: that'll be the end of that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard. I mean, that's pretty much what I've
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: heard from everybody, is that it's fun and then but
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: like the hangovers, not worse.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I don't like it.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I don't like the way I feel, and I don't
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I don't want to fuck around my brain too much.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Mate, Well, if it makes you feel bad any better,
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: if it makes you feel any better, you'll probably be
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: back to normal within like a year or so.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you're the that norm bit I think is
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: one of the best bits.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, the one about the he's like, you.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Know you can you can take it? And then years
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: later ten years go by, twenty years go by, and
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: you can have a flashback. Yeah again, Well I took
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: acid and ten years have gone by, twenty years have
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: gone by. Still nothing, Just another rip off from the
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: big acid company.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard his bit?
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: I was listening to his bit today this morning about
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: like the news, and he's talking about serial killers or
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: about someone goes missing and he's like, and then you
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: know where they are? He's like, and then they found
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: the person? Yeah, where they always find them, a shallow grave.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: He talks about how if he was a murder sandwiches. Yeah, yeah,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: the cheese sandwiches. He talks about if he if he
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: was a serial killer, he would start digging the grave
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: years before he even found the victim.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just very grave. But the way, my favorite part
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: of that joke is sort of a throw a line
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: where he's walking through his process and he gets the
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: woman into the van and then he goes and then
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I would do that thing that makes me feel like God.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the one that I laughed out loud.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: It makes me feel it makes me feel like God. Yeah,
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: fuck man, I think.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: You norm a goat man, Salute man, and salute an
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: rip to a legend facts. I think that a lot
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: of drugs are better done outside. But I think that
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: if they're putting it in a chocolate bar, that might
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: speak to the uncleanliness of it.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: It could be. I don't think that I really registered
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: that this wasn't just the mushroom thing. I think I
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: kind of heard him say that, uh, it had some
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: of this, some of the ecstasy, a touch of ecstasy.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: It didn't factor just a little fentanyl in there. Just
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: to get you right.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, I've never never done that. I've
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: done mushrooms. I should be fine. This is fine.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Was everybody else okay that did it? That you did
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: it with?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't want to give too much. I don't
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: want to get anyone in trouble or anything like that.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: But I it was Leo, wasn't It was fucking DiCaprio again.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Oh did you see that video he did with Margot Robbie?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: That was pretty funny. I think I think she was
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: announcing that she's pregnant.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: And he got it with her, but she was pregnant
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: a while ago.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's an old video then, yeah, maybe I just
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: saw them there on a swing set.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't like someone who I had like a romantic
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: scene with announcing their pregnant, announcing my pregnancy, you know
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: what I mean? I would feel weird if I was
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Margot Robbie's baby daddy, right, and the guy who she
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: had simulated sex with in the Wolf of Wall Street
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: with this tiny little butt crack he has, Like in
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: the Wolf of Wall Street, he has a yokoh size
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: butt crack. It's literally like it's like, I really was
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: curious how he pooped out of that coin. His poops
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: must be coming out like a shoelace.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's got a tiny ass, a tiny as tiny crack,
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: and she's just got.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: The tiniest little nipples.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: H I don't tay to remember, had to, had to just.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: We're going to be friends. We're not going to be friends.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: She's only twenty three. In that movie she is yeah
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: what yeah?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Really the actress or the character the actress? Wow, Hollywood,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Hollywood will fucking exploit these But.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Did you come oh yeah?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Eleven seconds later, the uh, the ladies of Hollywood are
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: addicted to the nudity, though Sidney Sweeney.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Sidney Sweeny said, she's said, we're not leaving yeah, I said,
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: I'm never stopping.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I will never stop getting ass naked. I guess that's
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: always been that way. Helen Mirren's fucking getting naked, like
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: six decades after she started getting naked.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Did she do it again?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I think she was. I think she has an older
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: movie scene where she's like in a bath hub or
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: some shit.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: It's possible to be a super successful actor and not
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: like a comedy actor, like a just a straight up
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: actor and never do a sex scene.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Because I feel is I think maybe it is who
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I feel.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Like everyone has Portman now she definitely has.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Probably closer she did.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I would think, dude, every movie there's a sex scene.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: No, that's not true. Yeah, every movie there's a sex scene.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Every R rated movie there's a sex scene.
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: No.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Saving Private Ryan didn't have a sex scene.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Either someone's getting blown off or someone's getting their head
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: was private.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Ryan raded Ar wouldn't have been rated, are they?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Pg?
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Thirteen?
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I mean the guy's stuffing his intestines back into his
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: gut in the first five minutes the movie?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: PG thirteen was the Patriot rated ar M.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: I wonder I would think so.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Didn't someone's head get blown off in the Patriots that.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Early on, pretty violent movie. What's the Patriot is that the.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Gibson, Oh, Patriotait What's the.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Mark Wahlberg based bombas the Swamp Fox? Basically Patriots Day,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Patriots Day is about Patriot Day is about the Boston
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Marathon bombing.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, a dark day in our history as New Englanders.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: It was crazy. I was supposed to fly back into
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Massachusetts that day.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I was in a holy shit ye.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: I was doing hilarities in Cleveland and I was supposed
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: to fly back into Massachusetts and I couldn't.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: We could.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: We had to cancel our flight because Obama was speaking,
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: was speaking and he was flanding in Logan, and they
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: canceled all the flights.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: So to drive back from Hilarities, it was you, Bobby Kelly.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: It was me, Norton and Kelly, and we split up driving.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Up, got some fucking a bucket of Zaxby's and just
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: drove the whole way straight. Now, I I was in Florida.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: I was in Florida with my family and we were
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: supposed to fly back to Boston that day, and we
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: had to change our flight. And then my dad accidentally
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: hit my sister in the face while playing WE bowling
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: same day. I remember that very.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Clearly, which was a bigger tragedy. Then he hit my
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: sister hard. It was crazy. Yeah, it was an accident.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Came out of nowhere really.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Well, we were locked in. Was it it was bowling?
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I think it was.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: It was some Wei game? It was the front floked?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Was he going backwards?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: I don't remember. I just remember her getting small act
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: and then screaming.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Video games like WE or any type of VR really
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: exposed generational gaps. Oh yeah, when people are just throwing
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: a fucking WE controller into a flat screen, or someone's
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: getting terrified at a VR headset thinking that they're about
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: to fall off of a beam. Yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Do you ever remember, Like I remember, I'll go over
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: to my friends some of my friend's houses and their
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: parents will make us where the band with the WE remote? Yeah,
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm not I'm not just gonna
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: let go of this remote and like send it through
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: the TV. Like it's pretty easy to hold, it's built
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: to hold on too. I'm not just gonna let go.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: And that's a Samsung seventy inch flat four hundred K.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: WE was sick I might get a Wii.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Reads were cool.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Well why can't Why won't you just get another like VR?
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Isn't there a better VR?
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: Now?
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I don't want to play with a fucking video game
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: with a headset on. It's over my eyes.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I thought about buying you a present. Yeah, I thought
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I would get you a really nice gaming chair. Oh,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: but then I wasn't sure if you sit in a
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: gaming chair.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I sit in a chair. But dude, those gaming chairs
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: are you know how much the nice ones are?
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: How much?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Like five grand?
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Oh? No, that wouldn't even get you that one. I'd
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: get you one that was smaller.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a good I got a good, good chair.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: If I got you a nice chair, would that be
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: make you happy?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: It would make me happy. I don't need it, though.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: How good is your chair? Is it a gaming chair?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: It's a good chair.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: It's not a gaming chair though, you've seen it. Have
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I to sit for your computer?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Black spinny chair?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: That's for your computer?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Take an office chair?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: And you use that and look at the TV. Oh,
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I look at my my monitor.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: You you're playing on your on your computer monitor?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, and you've got what controller in your hand?
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Dual Sense PlayStation five controller?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's maybe we chip in.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I have a I have a deal, I have a
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: got a discount. Really, let's chip in that, I thought,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: and I and I they had it. They didn't have
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: much stuff that I would want. But then I saw
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: that they had really sick gaming chairs, and I thought,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: who do I know that needs a gaming chair? Hairball.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I'm in a bit of a gift giving era of
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: my life, so I would I would love to be
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: part of this. One's your birthday April April, as is
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: all of ours.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Mine's March, HER's is March, late March, end of March.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Aries it is. I think we should chip in and
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: get him.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, maybe yeah, but that to be honest, kind of
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: just please don't.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Let's get him the good one.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: I know, Yeah, don't.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: If I have twelve fifty, we can sort the results
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: by most expensive to lease.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: If if you tell me the website, I bet there's
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: other stuff that I could get, like a like a
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: like a scuff control or something like that. But a
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: gaming chair, then I just have to get rid of
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: my chair because I don't have space in my apartment
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: for two chairs.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That that half flight of stairs is a fucking killer.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I don't want to get rid of the chair. It's
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: a good chair.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Even if the like is has a lower customer rating
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: than the second most expensive, I still think we should
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: get him the most expensive. Leave so that he knows
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: that we paid as much as we possibly could.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Let's let's leave the price tag on, but like just
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: draw one single line through it, as if we're trying
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: to cross it out and kind of obfuscate it. But
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: in reality we want him to know.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: We could even outline it or like engrave it harder
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: with the pencil so that he can feel with his
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: finger like a blind person, Ye through the Yes.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Uh that's yesidding, all right, Hey, don't worry about it.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: But let's just say don't buy any chairs in the
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: next six months, all right, brother, Wow, long time till April. Yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: but his half birthday is in October, which is almost now.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. True.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Speaking of dude, I just saw a like I've seen
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: like twelve different Halloween uh like ads or what I
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: went I went to Goddamn, I went to a store.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: They're selling Halloween decorations and it wasn't even like a
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Halloween e store. It's the first third of August. What
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: the fuck are we doing.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna go all out this year with
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: decorations because I have that big window that looks out
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: to the street that I want to set up something
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: that's like someone hanging from the rafters, like some real
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: dead body in the chair, some real spoof shit.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: That's cool. I like that.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I'm never gonna do that, but it would be sick.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: What if we if we throw in some money and
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: we get him like some really cool creepy like a
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: crypt or something that opens up when people walk by,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: motion activated or something skeleton crawls or something like that.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: I want my ship to look so real that like
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: the police come.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: There, could be like a it could be like something
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: that says something, it recites something. Yeah, and if you
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: just clap it, it constantly restarts, and we could do
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: we could go stand outside of his window and make
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: it happen all night.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, clap all night and just scare the ship out
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: of him and maybe like an arm hanging out the
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: window or something. Yeah. You know how people do in
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: their trunk around Halloween. Yeah, I like.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Those.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: And I like the garage door ones. You'll see the
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: ones where it's like the body, it's like crushed by
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: the garage door, or like.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: There's a body dang, a suicided body hanging from the garage.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Nothing screams Halloween like some fake hanging bodies.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: I gotta take suicide hanging bodies. Is I remember the
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: sixth sense.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: That's as creepy as gets when they handed to that.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he sees the bodies that are hanging.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: That It was one of those images as a child
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: that never was tattooed into my brain.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was pretty bad. And then the movie The
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Gallows freaked me out too. I can't believe that maybe
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: a school play and the kid accidentally hangs himself. Oh,
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: the prop hanging doesn't boiler row. It's a terrible movie
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: and it came out like fifteen years ago.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking brutal spoiler. I guess I'm not going
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: to see The Gallows now.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I just much for The Gallows. Had that downloaded for
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: my flight.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that The Gallows is about hanging.
• 34:35
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• 34:46
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• 34:47
  Speaker 3: We're thinking about going out to uh see the Shawshank prison.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: He mentioned this.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I thought it was in New York.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Am I down it's sixty miles away from Cleveland.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: The fuck is wrong with me?
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I thought it was Ine. There's something. Maybe they shot
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: it in Maine.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: If some dude told me about it after the Cincinnati
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: show and he was pretty drunk so could have been.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Or maybe he gets arrested in Maine and like allegedly
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: kills his wife.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I think he does. Get Yeah, the one syllable state?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: The only one that I know of? Yeah?
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Rack your brains, brothers, m what's the longest what's
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: the longest state name? Tell us in the comments. Sound
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: off in the comments. Come to these guys. Show in Cleveland,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Pop punk in Philadelphia. Ooh a little home home home game,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: home court. We're doing well. We're doing uh yeah, we're
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: doing wells Fargo. It's gonna be sick. We're trying to
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: figure out how to do it in the round because
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: we want to be able to give everybody the same
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: amount of show. So we're doing spinning stage as of
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: now sick. Yeah, it's gonna be fucking electric.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go see uh.
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: I don't know if I talked about the last podcast,
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: but I'm gonna go see Sebastian Men of Scale in.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: H M s G.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: You did mention during your read for game time.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to game time that dude, you can
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: get floor seats for not that bad.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: That'sasion not selling well or what's doing five shows a MSG.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: So it's fucking insane.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Fucking Tony. Tony just did it.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tony did too.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: He's bringing he brought back Austin. I was bringing back
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: New York kind of salute to the goat.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: And he goes, I saw Tony the stand and I
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: don't know him that well. And he came up and
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: he goes, dude, I loved your traffic video.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Oh that's nice.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: That was like he have a guy like Veep and
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Vie who comes up behind him before comedians that he
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: doesn't know and tells him what to say.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Because Rocket, why would I have been in his you know,
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Casey Rocket whispers in his ear.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Game of Thrones day. If if that doesn't register.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Ribs, he's ris ribs in the office. Damn.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I liked your ribs traffic.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I've never seen someone eat ribs shaped like a tesla.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: It turns around and fucking slaps the ship out of
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: casey rocket. You've got it fucking wrong. That's amazing.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounded like the whole scene was was a
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: buzz this weekend.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: But you were around this weekend.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: You hit us up to hang out, and then I
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, what's good?
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: And then then you said you're going to a burlesque
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: show at midnight?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, would you go to the box? I didn't. I
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: wound up in the bus. Very good, very good, and
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: this that fucking quick ship that you can't really get
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: anywhere else, you know what I mean?
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Very good.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: We're getting our happiness back. I can feel it starting.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: My toe starting to way to go to warm my
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: organs in my heart.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: We're gonna have to check Francis in somewhere.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: There's hope. There's hope yet.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: We need a straight at more jokes like that, more laughs.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be right.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I need to be exactly bit by bit, just literally.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: In spy inch row by row, going to bring this
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: garden row. That's right, did you guys ever listen to
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Peter Paul and Mary in the car on the way?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Of course, now, of course you don't know Peter Paul
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: and Mary, Peter Paul and Mommy for the kids. But
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about any music around. No,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: but I do have a plane in fact for you guys,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: drop it, drop it lt down. It's more of a
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: trivia question. When do you guys think the last fatal
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: plane crash in the United States was?
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: I think there's been a couple so commercial commercial, Well
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: nine to eleven obviously happened, and then a couple of
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: years later a plane crashed in Brooklyn that was the
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: same year. That was the same year.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: There was when did the planes crash on the runway?
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: That was the worst plane crash ever recorded?
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: What?
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, two in America lanes crashed.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Wasn't there one that landed at San Francisco from China
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: that a couple of people in the back of the
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: plane died.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: That's not the one I'm talking about.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: There was one in some passenger commercial plane. Okay, so commercial,
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: because now I'm thinking, I know there's a bunch that
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: have crashed in weird places, but commercial.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Is doing that thing where he just shows how many
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: he knows living. It's definitely not flight six four to
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: two out of this Malaysia.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: That's not this. He's just using it instead of just
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: guessing a date, he's using it as a chance to
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: flex his plane. How much time?
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Three years lady? Three years later?
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: When which one was?
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: It was in two thousand and nine in Buffalo and
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: a plane crash into a house and eighty people died.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: In the house. Right, Yeah, there's eighty people. Okay.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I was literally just about to say that, but I
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: didn't think that was a commercial flight.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was about to say that, yeah it crashed.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: When people debate about whether that was a commercial flight
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: or not, a lot of those people half charter half commercial.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Was that in Clarence?
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: It was in Buffalo. This guy's a gangster. His real
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: name Clarence.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: What nice?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Really good thanks, consciousness of consciousness.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Just riffing, riffing, SaaS. But they were about to look
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: it up, keep it up.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: The point being that we have gone fifteen years Touchwood, Yeah,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Touchwood without a commercial plane crash, which is like we're
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: down to we've grinded it down to zero commercial plane crashes.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: But hold on a second, fatal You only forty five
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: people died.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Because solely happened. There are there are others that may
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: have happened, that there might have been crashes that didn't
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: have anyone killed.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe, so maybe we're talking fatalities, but we have gotten
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: the fatalities down to zero.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Was right? That has to be a reflection of improved
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: safety man potentially better plane manufacturing practices. And yet the
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: rise of Boeing's woes has us all believing that planes
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: are less safe now than they've ever been, when they're
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: more safe based on your statistics, it would seem that.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Way commercial intern or national flights in the United States
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: fifteen years since anything's happened. They also said that within
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: ten years that there's a good chance that we will
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: be able to have individually manned flights to like the
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: airport from like a helipad in midtown Manhattan that you
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: get to JFK in seven minutes, that there will be
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: like series of these flights. What do you mean helicopters
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: not helicopters, how mike jetpacks like to drones, but like
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: flying cars type of vibe in ten years, within ten.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Years, Okay, you're out of your fucking mind.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not the one saying.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, who's saying it the people. That's never gonna happen.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, put your head.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Is gonna be individual planes that are gonna take you
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: from Manhattan to.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Jail planes he said, he said, drones.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Drones, flying, flying car type of things.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: That's never gonna happen.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: And keep your head in the sand.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Dude, you're out of your fucking mind if you think
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: that's going to be a thing. Wow, I'm not the
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: one saying you're going to strap into like a drone
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: pod and fly to JFK that you'll be.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Able to It'll be like ridehair. And they said that
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: they're going to get the price down to like three dollars.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Their goal is to get it down to like three
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: dollars a mile, same as a ridehair SaaS.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: People said driverless cars were never going to be a thing,
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: and now look at us, and they really aren't. I
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: see them everywhere.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Tesla's aren't there, like driverless Chick fil A delivery cars.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Those are robots I see driving what's a fucking drone?
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Then are parked all throughout my neighborhood.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: There will be people on the ground controlling them.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: This will lead in ten I will give you all
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: of the money in my bank account. I don't want
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: five dollars within If within ten years people are taking
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: drones to JFK from Manhattan.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I said, that's somebody's goal, that they're going to black
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: out the sky like the arrows in three hundred. That
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: is just going to be a constant buzz in the neighborhood.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: What are they going to do in one of those
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: things crashes.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Well, they used to have helipads all over the city,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: and in nineteen seventy seven there was a helicopter. It
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: wasn't even a crash, but the roter flew off and
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: killed four people waiting to board, and then another person
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: on the ground. So they completely stopped helicopter like the
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: easy helicopter flights within the city.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Rotor I hardly knew her.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: And that's why Francis is a fucking goat. Go see
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: his fucking special. When's it coming out? Yeah?
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: When is that ship coming out?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Let's put it out. We need to get these numbers
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: up on the pod. Let's get these kind of juice
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: that does something.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's juice them let's juice the numbies.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: I don't tell.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Instead of getting him a chair, let's spend the fucking
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: four thousand dollars on click farms. Click farms, click farms.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: My don't tail set is coming out August twenty eighth.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Alien click farm.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: We were going to buy you a chair as a
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: gift for your hotel set, but we've decided.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: We're gonna getta alien click farm. You know what really
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: sucks is that I was going.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: To go out to any children.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: I was going to go out to Central Pa that
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: week and camp by myself and go fishing. But now
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I can't not have service when my hotail
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: comes out.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Just give me your password. I got you.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: I wonder if that's the week I'll be in Central Pa.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: No, you will be in Morocco.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, right, right right.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: That was a That was a good ass way of
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: him to remind us he's going to Morocco.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I thought maybe that was the week I would be
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: in Central pent.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Are you going to Casablanca or Marakesh Mattrakesh?
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: He might go to Esauerta or tagazout Wow to do
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: some surfing.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: What do you know how to surf.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: He's got the hair for it.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you could definitely do it.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been growing my hair for this trip.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no way. I thought that trip was a new thing.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: It's brand new. Yeah, yeah, I know about it.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Sick yesterday.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be fucking incredible.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I have to I have to do a little soul
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: searching right now.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: You should take some ecstasy while you're out there.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Won't do that?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Get your hands chopped off.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Aladdin, my roommate in college, was addicted to ecstasy.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, that's said.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: He took it every day for three months.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: That can't be right. Yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Now, then he had to stop taking it because he
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: got arrested. He told me that one day when we
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: were out out at the dining hall. That's I've never
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: told you about this, And I was like no. He
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: said he got put in a full on sting. He
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: walked into the ups and there was like ten cops
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: in there with like ars and they tackled into the ground.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: How the fuck was he getting that much ecstasy?
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: And he was getting in on the black market?
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I think, damn Silk Road. Yeah, what what did he
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: get arrested for just buying it?
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: He was selling it to.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Oh that's probably why he got caught with like two.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Thousand pills of ecstasy, So a big felony. Yeah, damn.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: And you gotta believe that his dealer is pissed that
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: they never got paid.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I think he probably got paid beforehand.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: No harm, no foul.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, he just paid for the two thousand pills. So
• 46:26
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  Speaker 1: And I think there's gonna be a long long time.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Uh do you guys ever watch the shows in the
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: airport where they're like finding drug mules. They're like finding
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: El Salvadorian women or like women from the Ukraine who
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: are bringing drugs over the border. They're so fun to watch.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Now they just like interrogate these women who obviously have
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: so much drugs on them. They're like, why are you
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: bringing fifteen stuffed animals back? Like what could what could
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: you possibly want with like three thousand cans of beans?
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Did you know that condoms are statistically used more to
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: encapsulate drugs which are then boofed through vaginal canals across
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: borders more so than sex. That's what condoms number one uses.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I have heard. Really, Yeah, that's pretty interesting. People are
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: fucking with condoms anymore. They're just using them for boofing.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: And sometimes people will tie the condom off.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: And swallow it, yeah yeah, and then they ship it out.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if it explodes in your stomach immediately, they
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: made statistic.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's understandable.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Next time you guys are in the delta flight, there's
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: a movie called Eo Captano Unfamiliar. You watch it now.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: They're they're basically going from Africa trying to get up
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: to Europe. But they go through the desert after they've
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: swallowed their money in condoms, and they figured out that
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: there's gonna be guys meeting them in the desert that
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: are going to try and steal their money, so they
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: put it inside their bodies, and the guys just come
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: with some kind of serum that just makes them shit
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: themselves all over and they just have to squat there
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: and ship. And then the guys go through their ship
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: to try and find their money, and it's worse for
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: you once they find the money, right right, it's nasty work.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Imagine can imagine like you just have a wat of
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: fucking shit cash trying to you're going to you're like check,
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: you're getting a chop cheese at the deli and you're
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: pulling out there's just like ship all over your cash.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Like digging into like grab my wallet, and it's inside
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: in your asshole. You're going You're fisting yourself up to
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: your elbow to grab your wallet out of your ass.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: You don't want to get robbed, though. Better than getting robbed.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: When you go into prison, they make you tuck your
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: balls up right, bend down, cough and cough, as though
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: that would somehow dislodge whatever you'd snuck up your butthole.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, I don't know.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think that that would be enough to get
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: my stuff loose.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: No with there, I mean, your asshole is tighten.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: I just tightened my asshole right there and I coughed
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: and it didn't budge at all.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Your asshole is one of the looser.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: I tighten your asshole right now and then didn't even
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: didn't for Lynch.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I just shipped myself.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, package of blunts isn't just splitting out of a cough.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I mean that would just mean like every time you cough.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: But maybe they you know what it is. No, no, no,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: I have the answer to this. I think a guard
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: looks into your asshole and sees and baby that when
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: you cough it opens just a little such that they
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: would see that something was in.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: There, like a series of mirror But that's why I
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: just do that with my asshole sealed shut and it
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: didn't open.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: It's like the door in you know for sure?
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: You know for sure that it was closed, Yes, because
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: I tightened it as much as I could.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I think we need to take a look at that thing, bro.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I think I need to get under the hood, get there.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: See how the sauce is made.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Do you think it? Do you think you can feel
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: it when you're walking around and you've got a big
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: old ball of cocaine.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: In your butt? I wonder if it feels different than dookie. Yeah,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I wonder it feels different than just a turd dangling
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: in there, got to got to.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't know.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't know.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: I'm an ecstasy guy.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Ecstasy is uh yeah, it's a must for outside. I
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: took or when ed or when a dubstep got popular
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: in like two thousand of legend.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember, you remember it, like I remember what
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: I do because all my friends like dubstep, and I
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: didn't know what I thought dubstep. I've told the story before,
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: but I thought dubstep was an artist. Yes, And I
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: download an album on Apple on iTunes that was just
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: called dubstep.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: I love their I love their new work.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, this guy's stuff is great.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: He has so much music.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I spent like it was like it was like
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: one of those albums that's like four dollars and there's
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: like seven hundred songs on it.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Like wow, he's so proliftic. Yeah, he's thousand men people.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: He doesn't even need the money.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I think we went to somebody's house and like three
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: of us took Molly on like a Tuesday night. Yeah,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: just like sat in the basement. It sucked so bad.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds awful.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: I've always had Right before the drop, there'd be some
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: kids screaming something, they're coming over the walls.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit was awesome.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: It was such a fleeting thing.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Making a dubstep song would be so easy.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: I made one a while ago, and I used I
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: used logic. I made log I used logics who can relate?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: And then yeah, I did for a tweet.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: I did it for I did it for like a
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: video that I was doing. It took me like thirty seconds.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: All I did was I looked up dubstep build up,
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: downloaded it, and then I looked up dubstep bass drop,
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: and then right I put those in a in a
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: in like audition, and then I put the logic yelling
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: who can relate in between. It was pretty sick.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: That was really funny.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: It was actually I could probably find it right find it.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the videos of the people at
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: like the front row of a dubstep concert or whatever,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: and they're just hanging onto the rail.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and they're banging all together, it just banging.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: It would honestly be kind of euphoric if you were
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: all together in sync like that, just rocking out. But
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I can't bang my head for five seconds without a
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: headache so much hurts your body. I like, get disoriented, disoriented.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be able to find this shit easily.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: It How did the British say disorientated?
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: Do they know?
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: What?
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Didn't? I mean, if we're just trying to have the
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: simplest version, why won't you just say disoriented? They have
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: a few things that they do like that, right, all
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: types of shit. They're just trying to add other syllables
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: to sound smart. That's their entire thing, and they wind
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: up on fucking love is blind UK sounded like the
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: dumbest people alive. It's got becalled of disorientated talking through
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: a wall. You're right, that is it.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: I needed to hear it in the accent to hear that.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: I've heard that before.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: A dude said it to me in a rap battle.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: He's like, YO, disorientated, distorted and jaded. He's disorientated, distorted
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: and jaded.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: That's a banger of a line.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: That's a good line.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: They win?
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Did he win?
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah? No, it's not. I don't think it is.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: That's a heater. You boys don't know nothing about about rap.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: I got a question if I heard a Morocco where
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I go before I got to kill a couple of days.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Uh? Majorca?
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Or what's the island off of Are the Canary Islands
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: as they're right off of Morocco?
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: Is that right?
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: I heard? It's incredible, Okay, I could do that. I
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: was thinking do some surfing comporta.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: That would be incredible.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: I've never been to Amsterdam. Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: I was just talking about going there maybe in the
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: same time.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you're.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Gonna go that week Come on the weekend, Come on
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: the weekend, Come on the weekend.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know, come on, I don't know. I don't
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: know if I swing it. But that would be fun Amsterdam.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: We would have a good time traveling together because we'd
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: like to do the same things. Eat good mix, culture, art,
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: go out, I ride a bike, maybe go go maybe
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: that a Frank Adams, Yeah, I can smoke a little gonge.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, smoke gongge and walk through Anne Frank's house. Yeah,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: she was living pretty good. Can you imagine being like fuck?
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Can you fucking imagine?
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: This is?
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck? This is trippy as fuck.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: She never went outside.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: She just hid in here for years. Death death. She
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: was that mute bitch, right, she was in here for years.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't say a word. That's fucking crazy crazy.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: She just crashed over the Pacific and they just never
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: found her. Alright, listen to this, John real quick.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Why why are you stepping on your own joke? That
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: was a great bit conflating historical female figures.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: What we're talking, what we're talking. This is your song. Yeah,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: it's a little bit more joyful than the dust. I
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: like the dub steff that I enjoyed to feel like
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: you're crawling out from a crypt, like the earth cracked open.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Then there's evil demons seeping from the core work.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Not nearly enough head banging in that one.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but who can relate? Plays hard? Yeah, I want
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: dead silence for the who can relate.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: I know I fucked up. I was probably thirteen when
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: I made that, so I thought you said, you said
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: you just made it. No, that was a while ago. Really,
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: I can tell you went.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: I was in.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Your beat making. I can't believe you deleted all those
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: beats that you made too. You know, it used to
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: be a great beat maker, who sasas.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Is that so?
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: It was seven years ago.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Who can relate seven years ago? Seven years from now
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: will probably be almost done with the flying car.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they'll be running the prototypes of the drones
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: that are flying individual people.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Bro. The prototypes are already being flown. Yeah, you're asleep.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen any of them.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they are that. You can't do it on
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: public land. They're doing it on private land. You can't
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: fly over things. There's things called regulations.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: I thought said they wanted they said, you said they
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: wanted them to charge three dollars per person.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Three dollars a mile, so the same as ride share
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: as realistically JFK as what as the crow files?
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: So so much closer than you think, Yeah, as the
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: crow files. Yeah, so it would be like twelve dollars.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Newark, Well, I said, JFK. I don't know about Newark,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: but uh, new Work's closer than JFK.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you want to keep your head in
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Newark is like two miles from here.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: If you want to keep your head in the sand,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's fine with me, dude.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Newark is so much closer than JFK. Are you out
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: of your mind?
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going to look that one up.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: They've I mean, the prototypes are already working.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: No, they're not.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: You're just because you don't know.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: I know, I know they're not.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know. It's fascinating, bro, You just have
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: to learn a little bit. You'll once you open up
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: your eyes to the world, you're going to be a
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: whole new man, a whole new world. No, brook At
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: look at this fucking musical head. Dude. This guy can't
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: go one podcast without singing your show tune.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: But that's a good that's a good show tune.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: If you want to come out the closet, just tell us, bro,
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: we don't mind. I think I can chain. When I
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: was in the third.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Grade, I thought that I thought I was gay because
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: my uncle was and I'd like to keep my room straight.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Who can relate?
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: Who can relate?
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Newark is case thirteen?
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Newark's ten jfkse thirteen. That's crazy. I didn't know NewYork
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: was ten miles away from here. I would have said
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: it was probably three. Shit's close as hell from my apartment.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: Takes me like twenty minutes to get there.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, put the fucking traffic.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Put that traffic.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: That's why you got to get in the sky.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: That's why you need you do you do it so
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: it would cost you thirty bucks to get to jet
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: to get to Newark thirty nine bucks, three dollars a
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: mile ten miles away, thirteen miles.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: No jfkse thirteen miles. You're right, this heard, and that's
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: why you're fucking goat. That's why they could retain some
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: math from school. Yeah, call back, go back to earlier
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: in the episode. No big deal.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: I mean know if anyone has any good fishing holes
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: that I could hit in Central PA because I know
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: people are very protective about that. But hopefully for a
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: celebrity like myself, you could just give me some intel gatekeeping.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: The great people like to gate keep their spots. But
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: you know when a big time celebrity like me reaches
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: out and asks, you'd think that people wild.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: There's the one by Penn State where the DA like
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: threw a laptop in or some shit like that.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Get to good fishing there.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: It's a really good fishing, but they couldn't find the laptop.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: Why did you throw a laptop in there?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Because it's the most corrupt town in America. Really, I
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: don't know if it was because of the sand dusky shit?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Was it the sand dusky shit? Do you know the
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: story about the da throwing a laptop in the fucking
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: river or some someone died in that same river. It's
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: a good place to die up there. You gotta get
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: up to Central Pa.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Central Pa is supposed to have some of the best
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: fishing in the country. And I was thinking about it
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: because you guys are going to Morocco in Amsterdam, so
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: I was trying to think. I was like, like, what
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: should I do? And I was like, oh, I guess
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: I'll go fishing. But then I was like, well, maybe
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: I should go fishing that I would like to go
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: for at least a night. So I'm gonna go to
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Central Pa.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: I think you go three three nights because I have stuff.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: I have spots.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: You have illness, I have illness. You and Tony it's
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: Tonio no no spots. Oh yes, yes, yes, Tony the Tiger,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: Tony Hinchcliffe Hinchecliff, but also Tony the Tiger. Speaking of
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: too dudes who were fucking.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Great, Francis said there was a big party at the
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: stand because of Tony Big rager.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: I heard it was a back and all. Yeah, I
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: never had a party for me, like fucking water. I
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: never have parties from you there, and you came up there.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: You're literally a penny stock that they bet and now
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: you're fucking thriving. Wait, so you were trying to talk
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: about your Don't Tell set is so it's coming out
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: when you're in Pennsylvania.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: Well, I guess I won't be there then, will I?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Because your Don't Tell sets coming out?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, I gotta run promo.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Just get STARLINGK I know I should this because Starling
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: could take it out to Pennsylvania so we can watch it.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Don't tell. I watched the set. It's so good.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: I gotta watch it. I can read all the nasty
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: comments of people going, he sucks, I hate him. It's
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: so good, like Shane Gillis if he sucked.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. No, it's gonna be incredible. We'll see
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: once red Bar gets his hands on it. Dude, it's
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: gonna be fucking great.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: I don't think Red Bar reviews ten minute sets with
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 7: ten views. Yeah, no, it's gonna be I think it's
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: That was my first thought when I watched it. It
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: was like gonna do great things for your ticket sales.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope people just like it. I don't really
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: care about the ticket sales. I'd rather people just like it.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: People are definitely gonna like it. It's really funny. You
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 7: never know it's really good. I always think people are
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: gonna like it, and then I post it and then
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: they go, you suck. I heard this one already, Yeah,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: they go, stick to the podcast. This is exactly like
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: Norms bit.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like this already Langs bit from two
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: thousand and four.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: That he did on like a cell phone camera in
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: front of two people. You got me.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: That's where I got it from.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Fuck. I thought I was gonna get away with it.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I would have got away with it too if it
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: wasn't for you meddling kids.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking assholes blowing up my whole operation.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Don't you think it was good?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Ye see, yeah, we'll see.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: I've I've sent it to so many people, and I've
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: asked so many people, and I just wait for someone
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: to be like, yeah it sucks, don't put it out.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: So I feel like I knew it.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: What was the order the pecking order of people who
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: got sent to I knew if it got sent to
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: me that I was fucking down on the list. I
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: knew that guardin he had seen it two weeks before him.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: I didn't send it to Guardian and that, uh, that.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Match.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't got it, got it in there. I'm a
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: little loopy. I took ecstasy.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: I didn't send it to Guardian.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: That's normally something I'm on top of. I sent it.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: I didn't actually send it to that many people. I
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: send it to you guys, and send it to my friends.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: And I sent it to my parents and my dad said,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: you're a fucking genius.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: And you wept like this is the love I've been
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: looking forward to.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: My mom didn't reply.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Because you have jokes at her expense. Yeah, no, really,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: you have nastiness about your mom.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: Oh the weed stuff, I guess I shouldn't be talking
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: about what it's in it?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: The one uh about Bow and Matt being with your parents.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: About when your parents get stoned as hell? Or should
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: I not be saying that? About how your parents used
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: to be fucking hippies and my parents have never been
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: hippies ever before you were born. They were a whole
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: different set of people. I remember because I knew them.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: You probably did.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: We were all listening to Dumbstep together, taking Molly in
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: the basement, just sitting cross like it in a white
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: basement as we listened to Molly tripped our brains out
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: and then we're like, okay, time to go home now, fellas.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be fully honest. I'm I feel awful.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: That's great though. People want to hear that. People want
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: the transparency. I'm struggling speaking of transparents. Just kidding, transparents,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: just kidding, brought them, you know, I love your parents.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Let me know.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: If anyone has any good spots to fish in central Pennsylvania,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: please give them up.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: I tried to bring up flights, dude, I try to
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: bring up fishing. Oh.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: This has been a great episode. It's been phenomenal. I'm
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: just I'm struggling.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: I'm literally trying to lead you to water in central Pennsylvania.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: If anyone knows any light fixture stores or discounts that
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: they can get on light fixtures, there's the one I
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: got some red lights in Amsterdam apparatus, Oh, the one
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: that is yeah, I know you mean you get some
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: red lights in Amsterdam? Have they now?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Yep? Whole damn district.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: I don't want red lights in my Billy was Francis
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: came or me and Francis were talking about him going
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: to Amsterdam downstairs, and Billy came over and he said, uh,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: he was like, you gotta go to the red light district.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: It's like it's sucking incredible.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: I said, I'm not big on whores. Well, I don't
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: like I don't like going out horring.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: They're not whores, they're ladies of the night.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: There isn't horrors okay. Again, no prostitutes is not okay.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Why I think they prefer sex workers.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Or whores you're not supposed to. There's all these tiktoks.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: If you just go to on a TikTok about Amster Amsterdam,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: the first thing that comes up is someone walking through
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: the red light district and they're like, what I thought
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: it would be like, and it's like seductive, and then
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: what it's really like and it's a billion people. But
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: then all the comments are like, it's not actually like that.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: And you can find some videos of people surreptitiously filming
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: because you're not supposed to film the horse. You're not
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: supposed to film the horses.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: No, spud did that?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: Spud did that?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: He wears like a chest mounted go bro. I think right,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: you got to get the glasses. Really, yeah, you should
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: get the glasses and go go right.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Up to them.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: Hello, are you a horror?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Hello? Whore? Like wrap on the glass?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wakey, wakey.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: They sleep in there. I've got a boner like hamsters.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: They're just on the other side of the glass.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: They're trying to guess passwords. Cryptic cricket criaked its neck
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: at the crytical.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Make them up like a dad.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Up, now let's go. And they're just on a treadmill,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: drinking water out of a bottle in the ceiling. They're
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: just like ripped up newspaper on the floor as they piss.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: Why why is prostitution so accepted over there but here
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: it's so shamed?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Answer me that in Nevada it's legal.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: They regulated and they think they make it safer as
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: a result. They probably do.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: But is it like a respectable profession, Like if you're like, oh,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: I'm work on their career woman, Yeah, I suspect that
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: there's still it's some Yeah, you get like health and dental.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: There's not a whole lot of like opera singers and
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: theater people who are inviting a.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Whore to dinner, right, Richard gear was the only one
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: that's right. Pretty woman ever seen it?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: No, I haven't, Actually, Julia Roberts, big mistake.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not a huge Julia Roberts fan. Big TBF.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Well you've never seen Aaron Brockovic TBFL and you're not
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: a Julia Roberts.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: Not a huge Julia Roberts fan.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: No, Aaron Brockovich makes uh that guy who played the
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Hulk what's his name?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Edward Norton?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: The newest one, Mark Ruffalo, Mark Mark Ruffalo's Dark Waters.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Aaron Brockovic walked so that Mark Ruffalo could run.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: Dark Waters is a phenomenal.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Movie, and you need to see Aaron brock.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: I've seen Aaron said that Aaronovich is sort of the
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: precursor to Dark Waters.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I really think that you would like Aaron Brockovich because
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: it's like Dark Waters seen pretty with a push up bro.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Basically, yeah, it's it's much like, but it has this
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: element of sort of like getting a woman paid too.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Dark Waters is better because it's because Mark Ruffalo is
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: the fucking man.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: He's good.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: But she went in and said, I don't love him
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: in Spotlight.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: She said, you got that's all you got, ladies, two
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: bad feet and fucking ugly shoes.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she she like, I think you need to watch
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: it as a grown man, because watch.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: I did watch it as a grown man. I watched
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: it like a year ago.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I don't think you've seen it. Maybe you see pretty
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Woman first. She was some hot ass mid.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: Which is very good.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Is Aaron from Aaron Ettkart, Aaron Etkhart from Two Face.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: Have you guys ever seen Being Aaron Brockovich?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Becoming Aaron Brockovich the prequel. It was incredible. I
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: think that that's that's an actress who never dumped it. Roberts.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Roberts never dumped O. I think she might have dump.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't she have done it in the Horring movie?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: You could just look it up.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: I think that you're Yeah, mister skin, I think you're
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: confusing her with Jamie Lee Curtis, who plays a whore
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: in Trading Places and she dumps tit.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: She does in that movie.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: I think she dumped it a of times.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: Well, I just went to look up did Aaron Brockovich
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: ever do nude scenes? And if Julia Roberts says she
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: has made the choice to not do nude scenes.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Wow, case in point. Okay, that's a great callback, amazing callback.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: So so that's a that's an opportunity for all you
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: AI heads out there. Yeah, that means that there's a
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: chasm in the marketplace. Oh yeah, people want to see
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: her ass naked and it's time to see her like
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: getting banged out by Grover.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it my life goal.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna make I'm gonna write a script for the
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: next decade that has Julia Roberts being nude in it,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: and I go, it's gonna be so good that she's
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: not gonna be able to turn it down.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: She's she weeps, She's like, this is incredible. Yeah, it
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: just gets naked for you. Yeah, yeah, I think you
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: can do it.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: I think I could.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: What's the premise gonna be.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: Though Ocean's fifteen?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: This is incredible, isn't isn't nuts that she wasn't in
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Ocean's eight, that she was in all the other oceans
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: moving there like we're doing one for the ladies, and
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: she's like, no, I'm.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: Not good mess. Good man I always thought that moment
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: in Ocean's twelve where they have her play a look
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: like Julia Roberts, was a little too meta.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought it was pretty dumb. That movie wasn't great.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: Oceans. Ocean's eleven Oceans thirteen were great, though.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Did you see that they're that Pit and Cludey are
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: back together.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: I didn't know what are they doing.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: They're doing a movie where they're both fixers, and it's
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: basically Ocean's sixteen. Fix her.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: I hardly knew her.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: What is a fixer on fire?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Like when someone like kills a hooker and somebody comes
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: in and they're like, let me.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Fix this for you. Fixed our dog Ruby the other week?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Really spade.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: What David spade her? I spaded her?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Oh go on, I didn't know lady dogs got fixed?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Did you never watch Bob Barker? What did you say?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: They seal them up.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: We're gonna need more putty over here.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: They just like twist it shut, like putting a cork
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: back into a wine bottle.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: I actually didn't know that. I thought it was only.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just put the cock in them.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: It's interesting.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you meant.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I gotta go, I'm gonna fall asleep
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: and I'm gonna throw up at the same time.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: You don't seem sick at all. Honestly, I feel awful, dude.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: You don't seem sick whenever I'm sick. You fucking know it.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: I got very tired from eating all that nu tele
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: in those biscos.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Probably had something to do with all the ecstasy that
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: you ate. I'm not doing that great either, because you could.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, if billion spud tet you could just take
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: a walk around the block and that'll beat your fucking
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: a one c or whatever.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right. And I have to get to the
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: gym later to do a lot of pull ups.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah, I'm.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Really hitting the pull ups hard.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: I've got like transwine flu or something. Yeah, I feel
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: so bad. Yeah, I don't know what.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Good everybody's got something.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, cool, thanks for listening. Even please live
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: on this weekend me and SaaS come check us out.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: Let me know any good fishing spots in Central p A.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Or it doesn't even have to be Central restaurant.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Recommendations the ideal or some lighting uh suggestions. Lighting suggestions
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: would help looking at like Allied Maker, Uh, looking at apparatus.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: I've been looking at Pine Creek, Roland Hill, that caliber.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: What about something that slate run was intriguing for pendant,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: like like the ones where you drop.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: What kind of hatches are going on in Central Pa?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: And later.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about throwing some b b w O s,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: But I don't know what the terrestrial scene.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: Road and pop punk in Philadelphia.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'll be there the same week that SASS is
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: in Central Pennsylvania. Maybe you could stroll through the show
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: sing Rocketmen?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Would you sure? That's a lie?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: I definitely not.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: I guess.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Touched also anyone.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: I was gonna get a tent to go camping, but
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: then I was like, I could just sleep in the car.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: The fuck is wrong with you get a tent? You weirdo?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: Well no, Like if I got a big car and
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: I just put the seat down and put my sleeping.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Pad down, that's how little kids die. Sleeping in the car.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: A lot cheaper than having to buy a tent.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Tents are cheap as hell.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: They're like one hundred and fifty bucks.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: You know that.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: They're Yeah that first off, you can get like the
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: house tent that inflates for one hundred and fifty bucks.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: You can get tents for very cheap.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: I can get us a discount on a tent.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: You can get like but I want to If I'm
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: gonna get a tent, I want to get one that's
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: gonna last.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: I'm a really nice one. Let's treat him to a
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: tent also.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Then I'm gonna have I'm also gonna have to get
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: like a fucking tamp oven or one of those buttane
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: things expensive and yet boiled and coffee.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: I barely even know it's all going to be.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: Everything is so expensive, dude, Why.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: You just bring a couple.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: It's crazy how rich people like sasas always complaining about
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: how expensive everything.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: I don't have any money.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: It's the per formative, like wanting to be part of
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: a lower class. It's like the selective victimhood.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Not wanting your audience to think you've abandoned them. So sick.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: All right, let's end this. We've been ending for the
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: last thirty minutes straight.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: It's nice though. It's a little treat for.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: The little fizzle than you guys for listening Cleveland this weekend.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: And let me know if anyone has any good fishing spots.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: All right, goodbye,