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OUTRO: Ol' Jase No Mates · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mean bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: Give a Fields Backbone. Hello, how's everyone going? You had
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  Speaker 2: a good day? What a beautiful day? Again?
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  Speaker 3: It rained for a bit, but.
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  Speaker 4: It's bloody beautiful. We didn't have any rain in the city.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 4: The CBD.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe out west maybe, Yeah, it might be a bit
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  Speaker 2: dirty out that way, but she's been beautiful all day.
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  Speaker 4: On the CBD, it could have been nicer, to be honest, I.
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  Speaker 2: Would say maybe top three days of the summer.
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: Man, you can't tell everyone that you're wisty and then
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  Speaker 3: bag the West as soon as it comes up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not bagging the West. I'm just saying, let me
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  Speaker 2: point it out. Really dirty and it rains a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Was the CBD not dirty? No, man, it's clean, ass,
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  Speaker 4: I'd say it's dirty.
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  Speaker 2: The streets are paved with gold.
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  Speaker 4: Gold teeth from people whose heads have been kicked in. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: You got to be on your toes around here, keyzy man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually fuming a bit.
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  Speaker 4: Feelers, Yeah, I could sense that what's.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is meant to be is fucking electrician over
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  Speaker 2: to my house?
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  Speaker 4: So what is it going to do?
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  Speaker 2: Can you run through the works just fix all the
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  Speaker 2: lights of my massive ceiling?
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  Speaker 4: Is it a friend of yours?
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  Speaker 2: No? Off, Well, no, I'm not the one in charge
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  Speaker 2: of it. It's someone else that's getting this electrician. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm just waiting. So I'm waiting for him on Monday,
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  Speaker 2: and then about ten minutes before he was due to
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  Speaker 2: be there, he goes or someone goes, sorry, they're running late.
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  Speaker 2: Can we change to another day? And they'd see a
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  Speaker 2: day and I said, no, that's no good to me,
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  Speaker 2: but I can do Friday. No response, didn't hear from them.
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  Speaker 2: Then yesterday they go, hey, how about eleven thirty to
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  Speaker 2: twelve thirty tomorrow? Is that susan? I said, yes, that
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  Speaker 2: suits fine.
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  Speaker 4: What do they say?
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  Speaker 2: They said great? Then half an hour after they were
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  Speaker 2: due today, I text them and go, is this still happening?
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  Speaker 2: And they went, oh, We're so sorry, our electrician is
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  Speaker 2: held up again. Can we make it Monday? And I
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  Speaker 2: was just what you need to take you is?
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, Monday, first thing, because it's the first thing
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  Speaker 3: of the week. Straight like that way, there's no chance
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  Speaker 3: of being held up at another job.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean to say it, But he's
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  Speaker 4: making a good point.
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  Speaker 2: He actually is a good point.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that was a good point from you, man.
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  Speaker 2: But it's one of those things where I'm not in charge,
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  Speaker 2: so I can't do much about it if you're in charge,
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  Speaker 2: because well, if it was two strikes and you're out,
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  Speaker 2: as far as I'm concerned, two strokes and you're out,
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  Speaker 2: it's like far have you?
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  Speaker 4: What are you gonna do about it?
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  Speaker 2: If it was me, I don't know. You're you're done.
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  Speaker 4: You get somebody else, get someone else, have you? I mean,
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  Speaker 4: if they bag it up again, Keysy, what my trick
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  Speaker 4: would be is say is look, this needs to get
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  Speaker 4: sort of out. I can't keep on delaying my day.
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  Speaker 4: This is three times you've interrupted me. Now, three times
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  Speaker 4: I've had to chase you haven't even been good enough
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  Speaker 4: to tell me that it's not happening with enough warning.
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  Speaker 4: So I am going to get an electrician and I'll
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  Speaker 4: send you on the invoice.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, do that, or go get the because it's
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  Speaker 3: a real high ceiling, get ladder, go get the real
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  Speaker 3: high stick thing and just tighten the bulbs.
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  Speaker 2: I really don't think that that's gonna work.
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  Speaker 4: Also, it's not a good idea. Can you see me
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  Speaker 4: chase a big stick man? Yeah, totally, Just for a
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  Speaker 4: reference for everyone listening. It's just a regular sized stick.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I was changing the bowl with my last house
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  Speaker 2: and you're gas house and it and it happened on
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  Speaker 2: two occasions, on two separate lights, shattered in my hand.
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  Speaker 4: You're so strong man, just went did you do it
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  Speaker 4: with your jerk in at hand and the way?
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  Speaker 2: Well I always twist with my right hand.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, also just for the listeners, Jason's right arm it's
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  Speaker 3: got he's got like pop arms for.
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  Speaker 4: Arm, pop arms, pop Eye on pop arms, and his
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  Speaker 4: left arms really skinny.
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  Speaker 3: So just reference. Yeah, yeah, maybe having just then when
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  Speaker 3: you were twisting the light was when you were undoing it,
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  Speaker 3: Is that right?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you were just you were tightening, so that's
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  Speaker 3: why you were doing it the wrong way. That's why
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  Speaker 3: it shattered in your hand.
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  Speaker 2: And then you've got you know, like a broken fucking
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  Speaker 2: light bobb, and then you need an electrician because there
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  Speaker 2: were a bastard to get out when they're in that state.
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  Speaker 4: So I just left it, just smash it out and
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  Speaker 4: then you get your pliers out man. Yeah, but you're scary.
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  Speaker 2: How was your guys day? Taught me through it?
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  Speaker 4: What did I do that? A lot of work casy,
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  Speaker 4: a lot of workmen, But we get in there. I
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  Speaker 4: had a meeting, had a coffee, went for riding my
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  Speaker 4: bike to the meeting. That was pretty cool there, and
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  Speaker 4: had a cheese gone and that sounds fucking sick. Had
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  Speaker 4: a coffee and wrote down a couple of steep hills
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  Speaker 4: and off.
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  Speaker 3: To work there and a couple of of what steep
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  Speaker 3: hills I wrote down them?
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  Speaker 4: You got to go back up them now.
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  Speaker 3: Nat you're be home and there, kezy man, would you
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  Speaker 3: get up to Keysy. I've got a big list of
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  Speaker 3: stuff to prep my house before we put it on
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  Speaker 3: the market.
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  Speaker 4: Did you make the list? Did you? Or did you
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  Speaker 4: buy the paper and the pen so you can make
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  Speaker 4: the list over the weekend? Digital list? Digital?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my notes, and I've already ticked off quite a
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  Speaker 3: lot of things, but I added a whole heap and
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  Speaker 3: ticked off three more. So, just a busy day of
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  Speaker 3: just doing stuff. But I've something about fifteen jobs and
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  Speaker 3: I'm just locked around. You know, when you look around,
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  Speaker 3: you go one or two things and we'll be good
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  Speaker 3: as gold. And then you put them all down on
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  Speaker 3: paper and you're like, holy fuck, sorry digital paper.
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  Speaker 2: When you when you sell your house, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: put an offer and.
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  Speaker 3: Sure go honestly absolutely yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is it going to go to auction you think or
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  Speaker 2: an auction out West.
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  Speaker 4: Ever already knows that.
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  Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, that's true. It's pretty filthy out that way,
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  Speaker 2: and how clean and you'll you'll be sodding wet by
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  Speaker 2: the end of.
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  Speaker 4: It, lawn because so diddy it rains a lot. So
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  Speaker 4: that's good man.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, both of you renting in the city, fucking a holes,
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  Speaker 3: there's nothing wrong. Come and come and live out with Jase.
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  Speaker 3: You're out there for twenty plus years.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, manly because he didn't know any better.
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  Speaker 3: But he still owns a house.
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  Speaker 4: Wh do you hear it?
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  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna, yeah, I'm going to come out and
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  Speaker 2: when you have an open home.
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  Speaker 4: Just have a gee, Just have a geeze, just run
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  Speaker 4: his finger along the window cills and that.
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  Speaker 2: And just sort of and go outside. How's the drainage here?
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  Speaker 2: It is the good drainage.
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  Speaker 4: You might want to check for moisture behind these walls. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: They'll be like, sorry, who are you?
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  Speaker 2: I do the show, and then I'll fall over off
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  Speaker 2: the verandah and sprain my ankle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I don't have a veranda and land on all
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  Speaker 3: fours and then look looking over my shoulder and tell
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  Speaker 3: my wife to get the car. The Whole Archy B
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  Speaker 3: Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
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  Speaker 4: Remember the Wrecking Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I need to get up quite high and paint probably
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  Speaker 3: shoulders as to be honest, it'll be easier to sort
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  Speaker 3: of hold Jason up and get him to paint right,
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  Speaker 3: like you know at the start of The Lion King
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  Speaker 3: where Raffiki holds up baby symbol.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I will do that, and then Jason Simier was
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  Speaker 4: holding the paint brush. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: But it's probably about four or five meters in the
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  Speaker 3: year that I've got a paint the front of the triangle,
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  Speaker 3: the end of my house, the front of the triangle, picture,
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  Speaker 3: the roof, the front white bit's there. They just need
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  Speaker 3: a bit of paint, right, But I have no fucking
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  Speaker 3: idea how I'm gonna do it.
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  Speaker 2: Scaffold ladder.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to set up a whole fucking scale.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a big ladder, but it's not big enough
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  Speaker 3: and it'll be get a bigger leader, a bigger ladder.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it seems like you need a bigger letter. I
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  Speaker 4: do need a bigger leader. Yeah, I thought so. If
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  Speaker 4: you a sail off the roof.
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  Speaker 3: Well, now you're thinking how I've been thinking.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, if you hang off the roof and Lucy you're
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  Speaker 4: missus there she holds your feet.
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  Speaker 3: Because this is what I said to Louise, is like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: lie on the roof and hang the sort of the
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  Speaker 3: top half of my torso off.
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  Speaker 4: You can reach down and paint around.
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  Speaker 3: You're good at that undern I'll do the old reach around.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And she's like, you're not fucking doing that, stupid.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, fine, there's been a few jobs that
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  Speaker 3: I've done and she's been like, don't do it, stupid,
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  Speaker 3: And then I've done them and it's been fine.
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  Speaker 4: It's been sweet. I'm just gonna get high rest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But one day, one day she's going to be right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the trouble. And you'll never hear the end
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  Speaker 4: of it. Yes, or you will.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be in hospital. Yeah, broken neck from covered and paint.
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  Speaker 4: You have a sweet new set of wheels though, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: the doctors.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you just do the whole lion king hardy
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  Speaker 3: jay thing you were talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Idiot, what's happening to this weekend? Fellas? But bagging? Bagged?
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  Speaker 4: Last night? I had a good sleep, but I was
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  Speaker 4: bagging Jesus bloody bugging yeah, bagged when I went to sleep. Well, bugged,
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  Speaker 4: will I wake up?
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  Speaker 2: I was really looking forward to my weekend and now
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  Speaker 2: my wife sprung on me ship that she's rehearsing both days.
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  Speaker 2: That mean for you, because we like hang out together
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  Speaker 2: and do ship, you know, And there's no I'm joking.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to open homes with my wife.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, but I haven't said that. Get the
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  Speaker 2: get the fucking the headphones on, just wander around each
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  Speaker 2: you know, just chill.
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  Speaker 4: It'll be good. It'd be great.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a theory that you're already born of the city.
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  Speaker 2: No, I love it.
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  Speaker 4: No, but you're saying that though.
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  Speaker 2: I really do. But funnily enough, like so, my daughter.
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  Speaker 4: Was a test keys you remember that he was just testing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we do so much more now because we were
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  Speaker 2: we were it's right on your doorset. But we were
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  Speaker 2: talking about, you know, how out West. It was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: we'll go there, but what are we going to do now?
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  Speaker 2: We just don't even think about that. We just literally
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  Speaker 2: walk outside and this ship going on.
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  Speaker 3: What's on your hand the other side?
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  Speaker 4: What is that silver? Someone just leave the house with
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  Speaker 4: no plan, no objective.
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  Speaker 2: Oh we might go. We might have a plan in
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  Speaker 2: terms of a riction. But that's about it.
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  Speaker 4: Turn right southeast.
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  Speaker 2: So my daughter had a big night club last night.
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  Speaker 4: We're talking about that.
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  Speaker 2: Now we can talk about it.
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  Speaker 4: Talk about it now because we'll get the truth now
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  Speaker 4: and we can lie about it on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, But it was a Thursday night and they
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  Speaker 2: said it was really quiet and it was kind of
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  Speaker 2: like a retro retro.
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  Speaker 4: Thursdays goes off, what's happened there?
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  Speaker 2: So well they went and played pools.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's a good way to go. Yeah, where do
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  Speaker 4: they go? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I think so yeah, and then and then yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's a shame you can't smoke darts and there I
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  Speaker 4: got to say it is.
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  Speaker 2: But now to my discuss, I don't know what time
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  Speaker 2: it was when they went.
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  Speaker 4: I was about, oh, that's late. And where did they go?
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  Speaker 4: To pool Hall?
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  Speaker 2: To a place called Rosies on rosies, Yeah, yeah, adult
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  Speaker 2: or the K Road might be K Road, I think,
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  Speaker 2: but to make.
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  Speaker 4: There's a few of here.
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  Speaker 2: That's where we used to go back in the day,
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  Speaker 2: was K Road. But to my disgust, well, and then
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  Speaker 2: I've got fucking teenagers sleeping in my lounge.
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  Speaker 4: That's great.
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  Speaker 2: It's not great because they're really cramped myself and you're
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  Speaker 2: trying to be quiet making coffee.
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  Speaker 4: You're trying to be quiet, that's yeah, true. And then anyway,
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  Speaker 4: we're talking the feelings what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: So we're talking to thembout and then they go, but
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  Speaker 2: hopefully tonight will be better. And I was like, what
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  Speaker 2: do you mean tonight? And they went, oh, we're going
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  Speaker 2: to go tonight because Friday should be much better.
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  Speaker 4: Well they needed to do was go on Saturday. And
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  Speaker 4: I was like, what are they going to be back
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  Speaker 4: at your place tonight? Yes, well you've got that players
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  Speaker 4: right in the city. Everything's wrong on your doorstep, mates
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  Speaker 4: are from out.
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  Speaker 2: So I said to my wife, you will not be
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  Speaker 2: making a fucking habit of this. It was. It's really
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  Speaker 2: funny because there's a raggedy there are raggedy crew of kids, right,
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  Speaker 2: and so fucking hew, there was this big building meeting
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  Speaker 2: in the foyer yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Last night, I forgot about the building meeting.
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  Speaker 2: And my wife said to them, it's about the building
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  Speaker 2: because they're going to be doing stuff pet which we
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  Speaker 2: didn't know about. But anyway, she said, so probably don't go.
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  Speaker 2: Don't go down till after six ced because they're having
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  Speaker 2: a big meeting in there. And of course my daughter
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  Speaker 2: pays no attention, and they just smash out of the
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  Speaker 2: elevator and there's all these old people having this very
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  Speaker 2: serious meaning and these four Westies fucking kids and they
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  Speaker 2: were and my daughter was like, we got the filthiest
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  Speaker 2: looks and I'm so paranoid they're going to kick me out.
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  Speaker 4: It's interesting, isn't that what? They can't kick you out.
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  Speaker 4: There's some horrible people in the world, don't they Like?
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  Speaker 4: Why were they allowed to walk through the for.
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  Speaker 2: You should have been on the basement. Yes, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: not happy about it happening again tonight. Like I was
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  Speaker 2: really loose and cool.
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  Speaker 4: Did you realize that you were going to turn into
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  Speaker 4: this kind of person? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Look, last night I was the coolest dad. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you guys have a great time.
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  Speaker 3: You just slammed your hand on the microf see.
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  Speaker 2: You later, have fun, be safe. Yeah, that's it, went
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  Speaker 2: to bed, but tonight I'll be a bit more effan
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  Speaker 2: and Jeff.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you're not stating the day in a good mood, man,
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  Speaker 4: because you're already in a who.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm actually in a good mood. It's just there
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  Speaker 2: and that, you know, the electrician.
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  Speaker 4: You've got to try and enjoy yourself. We've got the thrubb.
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  Speaker 2: We're going up for tonight though, well weekend if you
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  Speaker 2: can come.
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  Speaker 3: Good water.
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  Speaker 4: It's not cold enough actually typical.
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  Speaker 3: Have you got pugs about it?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Did you see what.
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  Speaker 4: Shaker sixteen at gmail dot com?
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  Speaker 2: He fucking left a kid's seat on my seat? Thought
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  Speaker 2: it would make great content kids to seat.
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  Speaker 4: Pagas weren't a wacky here today, so I just look out.
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  Speaker 4: He's in one of those moods. He's he's a wicked
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  Speaker 4: doing it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a fourteen minute podcast.
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  Speaker 4: There, that's good. Now we can't make a heavy.
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  Speaker 2: Of it, No, no, we can't.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Jase just needed to get all those things off
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  Speaker 3: his chair.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of things on this cheers.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays
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  Speaker 3: radio heard.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think the sushi shot will be open.
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  Speaker 4: Sushi, yeah, now the time. It's a pervoct coffee goo