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- 0:00Speaker 1: Oddie, Yes, tell me how you would feel in this situation.
- 0:06Speaker 1: You went clubbing? All right?
- 0:08Speaker 2: What am I?
- 0:08Speaker 1: Two weeks you went clubbing, you're out, the lights turn
- 0:13Speaker 1: on as you're walking out to leave the club, you're
- 0:18Speaker 1: Tommy Rumbles. You look to your left. There's a kebab shop.
- 0:23Speaker 1: There's a kobab shop. There was about two thousand people
- 0:26Speaker 1: in this fucking club and guess what they all walked
- 0:29Speaker 1: out and got hungry too.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Pause. You've done this before? Really, yes, you've done this before.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Damn it? Keep going? What tell me how you feel anyway? Stimulated?
- 0:42Speaker 2: Stimulated at the kebab shop when he's like beef, chicken
- 0:45Speaker 2: and fucking yeah ship.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Maybe what else did I need to start living a
- 0:52Speaker 1: better life? What else is stimulated? Definitely? I go on
- 1:00Speaker 1: top of my head. Here we go.
- 1:01Speaker 2: I'll save this, I'll save Yeah. You're driving, Yeah, you're driving.
- 1:04Speaker 2: It starts raining, and then you're about to pull up
- 1:07Speaker 2: to the gym. There's no car pop, there's no car
- 1:09Speaker 2: spots at all, and then the car start to bank
- 1:12Speaker 2: up and you're like I can't even see it, and
- 1:14Speaker 2: everyone just doesn't know how to drive, and they drive
- 1:15Speaker 2: really really slowly, Like what the hell.
- 1:17Speaker 1: How do you feel? Go on quickly, you're driving, you're
- 1:22Speaker 1: going across the main road. Stimulatory.
- 1:29Speaker 2: I've got one. I've got one. You step outside your house,
- 1:34Speaker 2: I've got you. Woke up this morning, I've got one.
- 1:39Speaker 1: I'm gone.
- 1:39Speaker 2: You check your phone.
- 1:40Speaker 1: Fuck. That's proper stimulating, proper stimulated.
- 1:44Speaker 2: Welcome back to another stimulator. All right, Jake, I'm kicking
- 1:50Speaker 2: things off.
- 1:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:51Speaker 2: I think you're gonna like it too. Okay, this is
- 1:53Speaker 2: use a brand to describe your man in the bedroom
- 1:58Speaker 2: ship bro first one. You know what a segue is?
- 2:01Speaker 2: I do? Okay, use a brand to describe your man
- 2:04Speaker 2: in the bedroom. Segway ambitious but not very effective. And
- 2:07Speaker 2: he promised me I couldn't walk again. Wha what ship?
- 2:19Speaker 1: That's fire?
- 2:20Speaker 2: And these are from our TikTok question.
- 2:22Speaker 1: Yeah, no shade to seguey. They tried.
- 2:25Speaker 2: They tried.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Remember remember when seguas were a thing, right, and it
- 2:29Speaker 1: was the big handle, Come out your hold on, lean forward, And.
- 2:34Speaker 2: They don't have a handle anymore?
- 2:35Speaker 1: Do they well have aboard stole the idea, took away
- 2:40Speaker 1: the handle and everyone was like, oh yeah, facts, why
- 2:42Speaker 1: would we hold onto something?
- 2:45Speaker 2: I was at bali Indonesia Airport and like a guy
- 2:48Speaker 2: like must check how many people like I don't know
- 2:50Speaker 2: they're sitting there. That's one of his roles. And he
- 2:52Speaker 2: came with a Segway wait and I was like, I've
- 2:54Speaker 2: never seen one of my life. Yeah, he was using
- 2:56Speaker 2: it like it was probably actually pretty good for his job.
- 2:57Speaker 2: And he was the iickeiest thing I've ever seen in
- 2:59Speaker 2: my life. He had like a little uniform on and
- 3:00Speaker 2: he had like a little click or too, and he
- 3:02Speaker 2: walked in.
- 3:02Speaker 1: He like you ever been on the little spin n
- 3:04Speaker 1: He've been on a half board, no hither.
- 3:07Speaker 2: I wish to get him. I feel like I would
- 3:09Speaker 2: really love to go on one of those Segway tours,
- 3:12Speaker 2: even with the pole that your hand like you hold sorry,
- 3:14Speaker 2: helmet and everything same honestly same use a brand to
- 3:19Speaker 2: describe your man in the bedroom. Amazon Quick Arrival, that's you.
- 3:25Speaker 2: That's you, sir.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Same day delivery, they say, you know what they say,
- 3:30Speaker 1: same day delivery. I'll give you same minute delivery.
- 3:34Speaker 2: I say something, though, you never disappointed with me with Amazon?
- 3:40Speaker 1: With Amazon, Amazon does slap. I don't know if you
- 3:45Speaker 1: just here, you go delivers quick, but delivers well.
- 3:52Speaker 2: I don't know who delivers Amazon packages like Amazon is.
- 3:56Speaker 2: It's just random car.
- 3:57Speaker 1: I think you and I could sign up to be
- 3:58Speaker 1: Amazon package the should.
- 4:00Speaker 2: I feel like she's like hanging out in Brainstorm and
- 4:03Speaker 2: you get your own packages. Now. I feel like, I
- 4:05Speaker 2: tell you what would be stimulating.
- 4:06Speaker 1: I've got a package. Come on here, going to Sick.
- 4:09Speaker 1: I love new stuff.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Sick kind of like one of the places where all
- 4:12Speaker 2: the packages live. Going in there and picking up the packages.
- 4:14Speaker 2: I would get too stimulated that it's like robots and ship. Yeah,
- 4:18Speaker 2: people on segways in there for sure, checking on the robots.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Use a brand to describe your man in the bedroom
- 4:25Speaker 2: Tesla self obsessed and convinced he's changing the world when
- 4:28Speaker 2: in reality, only cared about himself.
- 4:30Speaker 1: Holy Molly crab, bro, They're good.
- 4:36Speaker 2: I told you beforef obsessed, so funny, and also convinced
- 4:44Speaker 2: he's changing the world.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Crazy, She's she's out here talking, she's taking massive jabs
- 4:50Speaker 1: at her boyfriend and also just taking massive jabs at
- 4:53Speaker 1: the richest person in the world.
- 4:57Speaker 2: Wow. I think this one. It was my favorite. I
- 5:01Speaker 2: think relatable for most girls with boyfriends. Use a brand
- 5:05Speaker 2: to describe your man in the bedroom Ikeya text forever
- 5:09Speaker 2: to get started. Instruction's unclear, but you end up satisfied eventually.
- 5:20Speaker 1: That is a fucking genius one.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Get on top of like if you want that is genius.
- 5:27Speaker 1: My favorite. That's genius, all right.
- 5:30Speaker 2: Nike gets in there fast, no foreplay, just does it.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Play on words in the end. Wow, props, props. That
- 5:46Speaker 1: was good.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Use a brand to describe your man in the bedroom.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Google knows everything except how to read your body. Keep
- 6:01Speaker 2: getting better. Actually, I don't know if I care with
- 6:03Speaker 2: my favorite this.
- 6:04Speaker 1: One, this one, Tesla one's this one's good. This word's good.
- 6:07Speaker 2: Use a brand to describe your man in the bedroom.
- 6:10Speaker 2: Red Bull full of energy, Wild Ride leaves you shaken
- 6:13Speaker 2: and confuse at two am.
- 6:15Speaker 1: Wow wow o that's the best one.
- 6:20Speaker 2: Wow Wow is right.
- 6:22Speaker 1: I want to be compared to Red Bull. Let's go.
- 6:26Speaker 2: Shaken and confused at two am. Money, calm down.
- 6:32Speaker 1: That is a good one.
- 6:34Speaker 2: This one's pretty self explanatory. Use a brand to describe
- 6:36Speaker 2: your man in the bedroom. Tinder there for a good
- 6:38Speaker 2: time in a long time.
- 6:40Speaker 1: I like that. Sorry, Tinder.
- 6:42Speaker 2: This one took me a second to get. Let's see
- 6:44Speaker 2: if you get it. Use a brand to describe your
- 6:47Speaker 2: man in the bedroom subway. You get to choose the toppings,
- 6:50Speaker 2: but the base is always the same.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Wait, what you get it?
- 6:57Speaker 2: I don't know. Try and get it and then I'll
- 6:59Speaker 2: explain it.
- 7:00Speaker 1: I get to choose the toppings, but the base is
- 7:03Speaker 1: always the same. I don't get it.
- 7:08Speaker 2: He's a motherfucking pillow princess.
- 7:10Speaker 1: Oh shit, Wow.
- 7:15Speaker 2: He sits there.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be nice?
- 7:17Speaker 2: And when she's on top, she gets to pick what
- 7:18Speaker 2: she wants to do the toppings.
- 7:22Speaker 1: Yeah, very tricket.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Okay, use a brand to describe your man's bedroom. Last
- 7:29Speaker 2: one uber shows up late, ask too many questions.
- 7:34Speaker 1: Still get you there? Gets it down the end. That's
- 7:38Speaker 1: all the matters.
- 7:39Speaker 2: Where buddy? What they were good?
- 7:44Speaker 1: Wait? That taslor one? That's hil.
- 7:49Speaker 2: I love our baddies.
- 7:50Speaker 1: I love him Okay, baddies Next up on the menu.
- 8:00Speaker 1: We behind the scenes have been doing a bit of research.
- 8:05Speaker 2: At Frontal Lobe. We've been working over time.
- 8:09Speaker 1: We've been doing some research and we wanted to bring
- 8:11Speaker 1: something different to the table, very different this week, So
- 8:16Speaker 1: we hope you like it. This is men's actions and
- 8:21Speaker 1: they're correlating star signs. This this took some research. Right,
- 8:27Speaker 1: would you like me to go first? Yes? Please?
- 8:29Speaker 2: And we both have our own research. Jay's got six
- 8:33Speaker 2: of the star signs. I have the other six.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Okay. A man that plans a date but then he
- 8:41Speaker 1: falls off the face of the earth, only to tell
- 8:44Speaker 1: you he fell asleep is a Gemini known for switching up,
- 8:48Speaker 1: being inconsistent or flaky. Ah.
- 8:51Speaker 2: What I like about this is it's all factual.
- 8:54Speaker 1: Yes, all one star sign factual.
- 8:59Speaker 2: So look out for the Gemini. You might get a
- 9:01Speaker 2: good date. He knows what's going to happen.
- 9:03Speaker 1: Don't shy away for a birthday before the first day.
- 9:07Speaker 1: Don't shy away asking when were you born? Don't let
- 9:10Speaker 1: someone tell you. Oh, I don't believe.
- 9:11Speaker 2: Ask him when you're born? Ask what their stars signed.
- 9:15Speaker 2: When he says Gemini, see her all right, men's actions
- 9:20Speaker 2: and they're correlating star science. My action is supports your
- 9:24Speaker 2: dreams without feeling threatened. Is a Capricorn. Oh loves to
- 9:29Speaker 2: build a power couple, dynamic and respects ambition.
- 9:33Speaker 1: Damn, where's the Capricorns out here? Brother?
- 9:37Speaker 2: I didn't want to go all negative? Could Yeah?
- 9:39Speaker 1: I wanted some good ones in there. I go to
- 9:41Speaker 1: good ones.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Have you got yourself a capricorn. Oh, I'll tell you
- 9:44Speaker 2: what we should have done. Keep them is done? The
- 9:45Speaker 2: months too, Damn next time if you want it again,
- 9:48Speaker 2: next time?
- 9:48Speaker 1: He is what it is, okay? A man that tracks
- 9:53Speaker 1: your phases over your twenty eight day cycle, giving extra attention, love,
- 9:57Speaker 1: and patience when needed. Well, it's a cancer, deeply caring
- 10:01Speaker 1: and emotionally intuitive.
- 10:03Speaker 2: Wow. I guess some girls after it's gonna be like
- 10:05Speaker 2: punching the air like yeah, yeah, and then something like fun.
- 10:10Speaker 1: E's the thing. I feel as though I know what
- 10:14Speaker 1: I am, but I always I feel like I feel
- 10:18Speaker 1: like I've never.
- 10:19Speaker 2: Met save it, save it? What are you again?
- 10:21Speaker 1: Do you want to know?
- 10:23Speaker 2: I've got your one?
- 10:24Speaker 1: Don't I?
- 10:24Speaker 2: Oh you have yours?
- 10:26Speaker 1: Damn that would have been betterfired yours?
- 10:28Speaker 2: You have mine?
- 10:28Speaker 1: I have yours? Okay? When you told me the ones
- 10:31Speaker 1: you took and I had mine and yours, that's what
- 10:33Speaker 1: you wanted to be. You want it to be.
- 10:36Speaker 2: It's okay, So see what I am? Man? Yeah, yeah,
- 10:39Speaker 2: I think you'll like it all right? The action gives
- 10:44Speaker 2: you the ick. You can't explain why, but he's never
- 10:46Speaker 2: actually done anything wrong. Virgo okay too, neat tries to
- 10:51Speaker 2: be perfect, too logical. It's creeping you out. Okay, watch
- 10:55Speaker 2: out for those virgos.
- 10:57Speaker 1: Sorry. Berger had to be someone, yeah, I had to
- 11:01Speaker 1: be someone. Okay, someone who is at the hospital for
- 11:08Speaker 1: a blood test but takes a photo of that little
- 11:11Speaker 1: bracelet thing and puts it on their story with no explanation.
- 11:14Speaker 2: Did you come up with that?
- 11:15Speaker 1: Is a leoh? Leos need more attention than your phone
- 11:19Speaker 1: battery at one percent?
- 11:20Speaker 2: I'm a leo. How did you come up with that?
- 11:27Speaker 1: I'm just fucking smart.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't do that. Okay, Hey,
- 11:37Speaker 2: you're a Leo.
- 11:39Speaker 1: It's the star signs of talking.
- 11:40Speaker 2: I'm not like other leo's. All right, men's actions and
- 11:47Speaker 2: they're correlating Star science thinks flirting with your friends is
- 11:52Speaker 2: just being friendly. Libra charm turned all the way up
- 11:58Speaker 2: and boundaries radar is broken.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Damn Libra.
- 12:04Speaker 2: Libras know how a flirty flirty thing.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Libras had a flirt and then and then what's the
- 12:10Speaker 1: word fuck? They had a flat and then then had
- 12:15Speaker 1: a cheat. Yeah yeah, someone that you are one hundred
- 12:23Speaker 1: percent confident in making it big one day Aquarius. Their
- 12:28Speaker 1: big picture thinkers and often ahead of their time. Hey
- 12:31Speaker 1: it again, sadiot, someone that you are one hundred percent
- 12:34Speaker 1: confident in making it big one day?
- 12:36Speaker 2: Making it big is they're like famous, making it just big.
- 12:38Speaker 1: And whatever they do making it in life? You know,
- 12:41Speaker 1: Star Signs are saying, you.
- 12:42Speaker 2: Know how we said this is factual, all factual, and
- 12:46Speaker 2: I will say I am aquarious. Where do you do
- 12:49Speaker 2: this research? You read your notebook research, you read your
- 12:55Speaker 2: manifestations and confuse your research for that.
- 12:59Speaker 1: Hey, star Signs to talk.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Can't dispute the stars all right, shows up fast, loves
- 13:08Speaker 2: hard but has no game. Aries. They're bold on us
- 13:12Speaker 2: and dives in heart and head first. Okay, watch out
- 13:16Speaker 2: ship love bombing, love bombing.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Yeah, and aries. I reckon, I've met a few. Maybe
- 13:24Speaker 1: wish I knew the.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Month we should do that next?
- 13:26Speaker 1: I really should have.
- 13:26Speaker 2: I can't believe that went over so real.
- 13:29Speaker 1: Good research. Okay, here we go a man that apologizes
- 13:40Speaker 1: by saying, quote, I'm sorry you feel that way. Taurus. Yeah,
- 13:47Speaker 1: stubborn enough to argue with the GPS and still get lost.
- 13:51Speaker 2: Yeah, we are like Taurus is around here.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Sorry, guys hate them. Taurus is just day't it?
- 13:56Speaker 2: No? Not at all all right, makes you laugh? Who
- 14:01Speaker 2: you snort? Sagittarius okay, goofy, spontaneous, always down to cheer
- 14:07Speaker 2: you up, and keeps things tight between you.
- 14:09Speaker 1: The ugly one just kidding. We've gotta have a goofball
- 14:15Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, yeah, gotta have a goopball. It's my
- 14:18Speaker 1: last one. Someone that will definitely go through your phone
- 14:22Speaker 1: while you're in the shower ship Scorpio. They're the jealous type.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Baby insightful.
- 14:27Speaker 2: That's I think that's November December.
- 14:29Speaker 1: Okay, that's my sister.
- 14:31Speaker 2: She makes sense. She stalks you, we're I think we're
- 14:37Speaker 2: at the gym, and then his sister's like, no, no.
- 14:39Speaker 1: We were. We were in fucking matcham. Yeah.
- 14:42Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're recording song.
- 14:43Speaker 1: We're recording songs. She said, what what are you doing there?
- 14:45Speaker 1: And I was like, none of your fucking business.
- 14:48Speaker 2: Yeah, tracked your car. My last one. Sends good morning
- 14:54Speaker 2: texts and checks in when you're stressed. Wow, wholesome pisces,
- 14:58Speaker 2: sweet and and emotionally tuned into your vibe. Damn. Yeah.
- 15:04Speaker 1: Well, look, I hope everyone listening was at least oh
- 15:06Speaker 1: wait wait wait, not at least one of them. I
- 15:09Speaker 1: dare say everyone listening was at least one of these.
- 15:11Speaker 2: Though, hopefully if we read your star sign it was positive, yes, hopefully, yeah,
- 15:17Speaker 2: hopefully if you yeah, if you heard your peak for
- 15:19Speaker 2: them randomly where yes, the positive or negative I will
- 15:22Speaker 2: say associated with the star sign.
- 15:25Speaker 1: We did choose the action.
- 15:29Speaker 2: These were for men, all men, Yeah, all men.
- 15:31Speaker 1: We could do girls. I think about eight percent of
- 15:34Speaker 1: the people listening to this and then yeah.
- 15:35Speaker 2: So we could do girls though and see the difference.
- 15:39Speaker 1: Okay, yeah it could be good, good points.
- 15:41Speaker 2: Yeah, see what the actions are for you guys think.
- 15:44Speaker 1: Do you believe in star sign stuff?
- 15:46Speaker 2: I actually do to a certain extent. I think it
- 15:49Speaker 2: holds some merit, but it's not the defining factor behind someone. Okay,
- 15:52Speaker 2: I think it definitely has does originated from the stars.
- 16:00Speaker 1: It's the best answer I guess you could do.
- 16:05Speaker 2: On that note, we'll leave it there and stay bad.